>>36853378
>Ask if the girls are up for breaking everything, THEN sick the girls on them if they say yes.

>>36853378
>>Write in
"Uh why are you pointing your guns at us? We just got here."

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>36853378
I roll for diplomacy

>>36853378
>>Write in
"One of these days I'll be able to walk to school without something interrupting, Avery what the fuck did you do?"

Don't know anywhere near enough to sic the girls on them yet

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>>36853378
Welp, 's been a good run.

>>36853378
>"Let us go and we'll ignore everything."

>>36853378
>Sic the girls on these guys

I sigh inwardly. "Ya know, one of these days, I 'm gonna get to school without something interrupting. Now. Why are you guys pointing guns at m-"

Pfftew!

I grimace as I slap the stinging sensation on my neck habitually, more of the noise repeats itself.

"Oh joy, a tranquiliser dart." I pluck it out and stare at it as the corners of my eyes begin to cloud. "Wow. You guys sprang for the good shtuff. Inshtant knockouuuut. Huh?"

I collapse foward, gone before I feel my face hit the pavement.

My awakening isn't fun.

I splutter and shake, trying to get the cold water thrown over me out of my mouth, eyes and hair.

My glasses are cracked, and my nose stings like a motherfucker. Feels broken, maybe dislocated.

"OWWWUH!" I complain, before I'm tugged backwards by my hair. I'm tied to a chair, bare lightbulb barely lights the room, guy in a ski mask. Pretty typical kidnapping really.

"What is your relation to the girl?" The guy in the ski mask demands, a steel baton held in my eyesight.

>Write in

>>36853531
"I was hoping you could tell me"

>>36853531
"The pink haired one is my rich girlfriend, the blue haired one my creative girlfriend, the dyke is my butch girlfriend and the crazy one with the guns is a classmate. Which girl are you talking about?"

>>36853531
"See, I could spend five minutes telling you, or you could let me out before my friends wake up. Because if I'm not there, bad, bad things will happen and I'll probably be killed for it which I don't want."

>>36853531
"I hardly know her."

>>36853531
"Which one?"

>>36853577
Don't tell the crazy kidnappers that one of the people they took is rich.

>>36853531
Cry like a bitch

>>36853531
Witch girl?
Groan, to seam more incapacitated than we are.

Stall time, before some hero rescues, or saves us.

>>36853585
Agreed.

Say this >>36853580

>>36853585
fine then just say something like "Rosa, Mia and Claire are my girlfriends and Avery goes to my school, which girl are you talking about?"

though seeing as they were chasing Avery I doubt they are kidnapping baddies looking for money, more likely government stooges

>>36853601
>Witch
Which*
Never trust auto correct.

"Well..." I groan, spitting out a bit more water, "That depends which one you mean."

"Don't be smart with me you little shit!" I cry in pain, as the baton smashes into my ribs, hard. "Avery Rivets. Why were you with her?"

"With her? What the fuck? We were walking past, while you happened to be shooting at her."

"You called her by name." The guys hazel eyes glint maliciously. "Answers, or you lose teeth."

"Dude. I'm telling you, she's a classmate, it was entirely a coincedince we ran into her and you." I promise staring upwards, nearly blinded by the light. I swing my eyes around the room. Bare concrete walls, no one else in here. What I can only imagine is a two way mirror in one wall.

>"Can I go now?"
>"Is everyone else okay?"
>"Rosa's family is rich, they'll pay to get us out of here, one way or another."
>You ever see what three girls with superpowers can do? Ain't pretty.
>Write in

>>36853635
>>"Is everyone else okay?

>>36853635
>>"Is everyone else okay?"

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Since chuckles forgot what she looks like

>>36853635
>"Is everyone else okay?"

>>36853635
>>"Is everyone else okay?"
>"Can I go now?"

>>36853652
wut?

>>36853635
"See, I could spend five minutes telling you, or you could let me out before my friends wake up. Because if I'm not there, bad, bad things will happen and I'll probably be killed for it which I don't want."

>>36853635
>"Is everyone else okay?"
>"Can I go now?"

>>36853673
It's Mia you dickhead. The one which you never posted the picture of because you found it on google images or something?

>>36853652
>>36853689
I don't even understand what you're getting mad about right now.

>>36853689
but i did post it?

>>36853701
Eh? The use of dickhead doesn't mean I'm mad, dickhead. Learn to straya slang aye.

>>36853707
and then promptly forgot about it and what she looked like everytime someone asked

>>36853707
In the post that you introduce Mia in, this was the picture.

In the post that you introduced Rosa to us, it was >muhdrills from Katawa Shoujo

And claire is chie from persona

>>36853735
Does this really matter right now? You could have saved this until the end of the thread.

>>36853718
>implying chuckles is strayan
>implying chuckles isn't some extraterrestial superbeing sent from hell to bring smut at ungodly hours of the morning

>>36853743
Nah those are just west autralians, they are special like that, the isolation does things to them. Not as bad as taswegians though.

>>36853740
won't be awake then. And since it's the last thread until next year, may as well for the drawfag's sake

>>36853743
Chucks is drop bear hitler, I thought everyone knew this already

"Are the others okay at least?" I ask, hoping that might get an actual answer.


"Eh? Had to chuck the bowlcut and the pink haired one in stronger cells, I think bowlcuts probably pounded her hands raw trying to break the walls down. Not gonna happen." The man walks towards the door, no handle on this side. "Rivets is probably bleeding out for all I care."

He knocks three times in a specific pattern, and it slides open, a women in black opens the door and he steps out, with her stepping in.

"Alright you shit." The woman growls, stepping in and slipping something out of her pocket. Brass knuckles. "Boss says I have you for fifteen minutes. And I don't even need to get answers."

"This day keeps getting better." I mutter under my breath as she advances.

"Day? You think it's still Friday?" She laughs, tucking a strand of blonde hair back into her mask, before grabbing my chin, aiming it up and cocking her fist. "Any words?" She asks, "Lot of people like to savour their last chance at teeth."

>Write in

>>36853781
"Bud, the closest I've gotten to Avery is feeling her up and having her put a gun in my face. We see the same counselor and have the same bus stop....I tried for more, don't get me wrong, but you guys kinda put a damper on that."

"Oh, and you wanna see a magic trick? Tell bowl-cut that you knocked my teeth out."

>>36853781
"I can give you superpowers."

>>36853781
"Those brass knuckles really bring out your eyes? Really though if i did know something i'd probably have said it. I'm kind of a pussy"

>>36853781
Jesus fuck, I dunno, throw her off beat with "My dick gives chicks superpowers." or some shit.

Alternatively, ask why the fuck we're being held here?

>>36853781
>>36853796
>"Bud, the closest I've gotten to Avery is feeling her up and having her put a gun in my face. We see the same counselor and have the same bus stop....I tried for more, don't get me wrong, but you guys kinda put a damper on that."
this, but not the rest

"What the fuck answers do you want from me? You've not even asked any questions, except for my relationship to a classmate, which is just that, she's a fucking classmate and nothing more. Look you gibbering fools, I was walking on my way to school with my girlfriends when we ran into Avery and you chucklefucks so what the fuck is it you want?"

>>36853781
"What exactly do you want me to say"

>>36853781
Okay we should keep on talking about all the stuff we know about Avery, Her smoking habits, her carrying a gun, whatever to extend time.
also
>>36853800
Those brass knuckles really bring out your eyes? is the best ting we can try to say.

Don't mention super powers, that wont end well.

>>36853781
"How about you start with asking me a question, because I was just on my way to school before you kidnapped me and my friends and I have no idea what you want. Ask me whatever you want and I'll tell you if I know, but I doubt I do, I'm just some waste of a student who rather values his teeth."

>>36853846
This.

>>36853840
>is the best ting we can try to say.
More like the opposite, being smart with this bitch is only going to get us killed for fucks sake, don't be retarded.

>>36853781
"I WAS ONCE IN THE HOSPITAL FOR EATING PAINT WHEN I WAS 17" Hope that confuses her or makes her laugh before she beats us up

If she does punch our teeth in, we'd better go full cuss on her, chuckles. It's our duty as a strayan, and the situation warrants it.

>>36853854
And telling her we can fuel her evil mercenary gang with super powers isn't a bad idea?

>>36853870
I never said that nor did I vote for it, was just commenting on your post and how that would only make things worse

>>36853854
We are dicking 4 girls. I think we might as well try to flirt our way out, we must be doing something right?

>>36853860
Is a good pick up line too.

>>36853881
>We are dicking 4 girls. I think we might as well try to flirt our way out, we must be doing something right?
Kek, good luck with that

well, time to clear this up

>Ey girl, you like superpowers?
>What do you fuckers even want?
>I can slut my out of this
>Info dump on Avery

>>36853854
Made me laugh so this

>>36853890
>What do you fuckers even want?
>Info dump on Avery

>>36853890
>>What do you fuckers even want?

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>>36853890
>I can slut my way out of this

>>36853890
>What do you fuckers even want?

>>36853890
>>I can slut my out of this
We are the manslutyest!

>Info dump on Avery
So we don't get beaten up, but in a slow way, that shows we know nothing. Overly detailed descriptions of everyday stuff (like try to guess what brands of cigarettes she smokes and stuff).

>>36853890
>What do you fuckers even want?
>Avery is my schoolmate, I barely know her, Jesus.

>>36853890
>>What do you fuckers even want?
>Info dump on Avery

>>36853890
>I can slut my out of this
If that fails just info dump.

"What do you fuckers even want? She's just a schoolmate. We aren't even in any classes together." I run my tongue over my teeth, trying to enjoy having them as long as possible.

The woman smirks, letting go of my chin and tucking a hand into her pocket. "What I want...." She scratches her leg through her pocket. "What do I want?" She asks of the room, turning to the mirror and waving. "What do we want he asks."

"Mika, stop being a cunt and get it over with." A bored voice sounds over a speaker set above the glass. "We've got a bet on how long until he cries."


The woman turns back to me, a smile evident in her eyes. "How long do you think until you cry then? Reckon you can make a minute?"

Then a claxon alarm goes off.

With a sudden twist, she spins in place, drawing a submachine gun from who knows where and spraying at the window.

The rattle of the gunfire is deafening in the close room. Glass shatters, men and women scream. and the ropes around me are sliced.

I'm hauled to my feet, being dragged to the now open portal of the mirror.

The woman tosses me through and I land in a heap, slicing my palm and cheek as I land on glass. The woman grunts as she climbs through and picks me up. The people in the room are screaming and gurgling and groaning. It's not just my blood staining my clothes.

"Come on!" The woman roars, ripping the door open, grabbing me by the wrist and sprinting my pained bleeding ass through several corridors.

She stuffs me into a side room and follows in after me, huffing and out of breath, she squeezes in beside me, into the closet I was jammed in.

>Write in

>>36854007
"Nice to meet you Mika, I'm Danny."

>>36854007
"Whoever guess about 5 second won the bet because I think I'm crying now, what the flying fuck is going on?"

>>36854007
>>36854017
this and
"You know you should get some cardio in your work out. You seem out of breath really easily"

"Uhh. Nice to meet you Mika, I'm Danny." I scoop some of the blood off my cheek, only to realise I did it with the hand that's bleeding. I whip the hand away, wringing it.

Mika stares down at me pityingly. "Danny... it's me." I stare up at the tall woman's face.

"Uhhhh?"

With a burst of light particles, the image of Mika dissapears, I tilt my head down, until I make eye contact with Mia, still carrying the SMG. "I... drew a disguise in blood, which got me out." She gestures at the weapon, held lamely at her side. "Then I followed a guy til I found your room. The alarm was probably them finding the lady I was disguised as. It... wasn't pretty."

She looks uncertainly at the door, as a progression of feet hammer past in the hall.

>What do

>>36854106
"Holy shit Mia"
Hug her hard

>>36854106
"Do you know where the others are?"

>>36854106
>>36854117
I don't think there's need for anything more.

>>36854106
>Mia is a stealth and infiltration specialist

Hot damn

>>36854106
Hug and kiss Mia to give her some power, then ask her to put up a force field.
We need to find Rosa and Claire.
Ask Mia if she can draw some battlebots or demons to help cause havoc with some of our blood.

>>36854106
Hug the Mia.

Then inquire about the others.

>>36854106
>"Do you know where the others are?"

Also can you draw like ironman suits for us? I donate the blood needed.

>>36854166
Slow down dude. This is Mia here that's just brutally murdered a woman then drawn a pictureo f her with her own blood so she could disguise herself as the woman she just murdered then kill half a dozen more people.

Just to save us.

Mia is best girl.

Hug best girl.

>>36854195
its more she drew something to attack the lady, then disguised herself as the lady, we dont know she killed her

>>36854195
>murdered
Implying they're human when they kidnap a group of children and threaten to pull their teeth out.

>>36854106
Hug mia.

Kiss Mia.

Make sweet, sweet tongue love to Mia.

Then mention we should probably get Claire and Rosa.

>>36854106
>>36854117
This, then >>36854122 then >>36854166

I hug her tight, only to earn a grimace, "Ow." She pulls back slightly, gripping her shoulder. "Sorry. Tender." She awkwardly places the gun on a rack and hugs me with her good arm, I kiss her hard and lovingly for a few seconds, trying to convey my thanks, before pulling back, she cradles her bloodied left hand.

"Alright. We need to find the others." I try and stretch out my pains, the cripping calf pain from squats is gone at least, down to an ignoreable ache, my ribs are a bitch and my nose kills still, but I can handle that later.

Mia nods. "I think they were keeping Avery on this floor." She twists her mouth apologetically, "Don't know which room. Rosa and Claire.... I think they put them in pits. Like... deep down. I think we're on the second basement floor, they're on like... the tenth."

>We should find Avery first she was bleeding bad
>We should look for a medical area and patch ourselves up
>Get downstairs. Now!

>>36854300
>>We should find Avery first she was bleeding bad
How many bullets you have left

>>36854300
>>We should find Avery first she was bleeding bad
With her help we can bust the others out.

>>36854300
"Let's find Avery, she might be able to help. These guys are her baddies afterall."

>>36854300
>We should find Avery first she was bleeding bad
Check to see if we have our phone try to call the police

>>36854300
>We should find Avery first she was bleeding bad
Once we bust her out, we should try to catch one of the guards on this floor and waterboard them for information.
Find the families of these people and go after them.

>>36854300
>>We should find Avery first she was bleeding bad

Also can you draw up some armor and/or distraction/getaway things?

>>36854338
>Check to see if we have our phone try to call the police
That would be good

>>36854351
>Also can you draw up some armor and/or distraction/getaway things?
Also another good idea.

Once we bust Avery out and make sure she ain't dead we should get her to lead the way to bust out Claire and Rosa, we'll need Mia's robot army and Avery's help to get them and us out

>>36854359
We could also call our parents and say we've been kidnapped and tortured by random baddies, see if they for once get off their useless asses.

>>36854359
>>36854367
whynotboth.jpg

>>36854367
>"DAD I HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY AN ELITE BAND OF TERRORISTS"
>"That's nice, are you gonna be home for dinner?"
>"DAD IM MIGHT DIE"
>"Ok don't stay out to late"

Out of a desperate hope, I root around in my pockets, I pull my phone out, hopeful to call help, until I try and turn it on.

It lets out a searing pain into my palm, water leaking out from the charging plugin. Welllll of course its broken. I check my wallet too. Fuckers stole my fifteen bucks!

I bite a lip, putting my shit away and consider. "We should find Avery, she seemed in trouble, and if anyone knows whats going... that would tell us, it would be her."

Mia nods. "But to find her, we gotta go out there.... what do you want to do?"

>Armour and guns
>Make clones, disperse them in every direction
>Disguise as grunts again
>Other

>>36854480
>Disguise as grunts again until we can get Avery out, then make clones and disperse them in every direction while we get armor and guns to break out Claire and Rosa.

>>36854480
>disbelieve the whole building.

>>36854480
"Can you draw us a cloak of invisibility?"

>>36854480
>>36854489
This

>>36854480
>Armour and guns
They'll likely be checking ID's now.

What if she just drew us a magic portal to where Avery is...?

>>36854527
thats a neat idea, we should ask if its possible

>>36854480
>>Armour and guns

Also couple of bug demons. and maybe a police man.

Fire breathing honeybees are great distraction. (Swarms of them)

>>36854480
>TANK and guns

>>36854538
Maybe some metal worms that can dig/tunnel taught ground/walls?

>>36854538
>Fire breathing honeybees are great distraction. (Swarms of them)
oh fuck yes, as long as they won't target us, get them into the ventilation system and sic them on the baddies

>>36854480
>Land sharks

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>>36854616
now I'm getting flashbacks to that first Interstellar Marines trailer

though if we do conjour up some, they would have to be loyal to us

>>36854636
The ground fishes from Tremors 4: The Legend Begins. Before the mutagen, or after, does not mater, they are all cool.

I hold my clean arm out and tell Mia to draw us some weapons and protection on my arm with my blood.

She bites her lip and nods, stepping forward. Her hands are shaking and she takes a few mistakes requiring her to restart for who knows how long. "Th- there." She steps back, taking my bloody hand and looks at me. "I threw in something extra for them too." She clambers up and opens a vent first before pressing her hand to her drawing.

I grunt in surprise, as a light metal plating wraps around my body, covering me head to toe in steel, my eyes covered with what I hope is bullet proof glass. A buzzing sound starts screaming into the room, as I stare upwards.

A stream of red angry looking wasps streams into the vent above in a terrifying swarm, each one the length of my thumb.

Mia nudges me with her own steel covered fist, nodding down at the weapons littering the floor. "I figure, since we can't aim, I'd get auto weapons."

We each hang about 10 guns each from different hooks on our suits, before I head to the door, taking a deep breath. "I remember when all I had to to worry about was avoiding Chad and getting inside the armour during attacks." I mutter to myself, as screams start to echo in the halls.

I unlock the door and run out, feet clunking against the floor loudly.

The assholes in the ski masks are running in every direction, some on fire, some desperately covering non armoured skin.

RATADATA

Mia gunned down a guy who'd been trying to charge me with what looked like a laser knife. I duck out the way as he falls to the floor.

Picking a direction, I point Mia to follow me and run. Most of the guards are distracted by the fires and wasps, the claxon bell still rings loudly.

I grab a guard, blinded by wasps stinging his eyes and press a gun to his chin. "Where's the Rivets girl?" I demand, trying to sound not terrified.

"R-room- Oh god my eyes-" Mia pistol whips him, "Ooof, room twenty three-B."

(cont)

>>36854709
WHICH IS WHERE YOU STUPID SHIT?

The door to our left is nineteen-B and the one to the right is nineteen-C, seems easy enough to figure out a direction, I drop the guard for the bees and follow the numbering until I find the room we're looking for.

I shove it open, only to find Avery chocking a guy in a doctors coat with his belt, tugging him backwards, a hand clasped over where she'd been shot.

She spots Mia and eye, and with a final tug, manages to snap the guys neck with a quiet crack. Avery doesn't let the body go though, rather she picks up a gun with her bloodied hand and aims at us. "Alright fuckers, I got eight shots. Bring it!"

I raise my hands high. "Whoa. Avery. It's me, Danny, and this is Mia."

Her brow furrows, but she keeps the weapon high. "So what? They brainwashed you against me or summin?"

"Brainwashed? We were tortured!" I yell back, pulling Mia into the room.

"And I don't think you're here solely to save me, now are you?"

>Fuck it, get yourself out then
>Well, we COULD use your help saving my friends.
>Knock her out and bring her along
>Other

>>36854773
>>Well, we COULD use your help saving my friends.
>Other
"Solely? Not a chance, you got us into this mess, so you're getting us out of it, and that starts with rescuing Claire and Rosa from the basment."

get her to tell us about this massive clusterfuck and who these guys are while we make sure she's not going to bleed to death and get her some armor and guns

>>36854797
This

>>36854797
This.

>>36854773
"Listen bitch, we're in this mess partly because of you and mostly due to this fucked up world. Now stop being so damn edgy and tell us what the fuck is going on!"

>>36854773
>Well, we COULD use your help saving my friends.
>My drillhair friend has some vidya games, the last one will probably want to fuck.

>>36854773
>Fuck it, get yourself out then
Useless bitch.
We can grab a lab tech or a guard and get them to take us down to Rosa and Claire. We don't need Avery, and she'll just slow us down.

>>36854773
Seconding >>36854797

>>36854773
>Well, we COULD use your help saving my friends.

and
>>36854821
"Listen bitch, we're in this mess partly because of you and mostly due to this fucked up world. Now stop being so damn edgy and tell us what the fuck is going on!"
if fails
>>36854828
>Fuck it, get yourself out then

>>36854773
"Claire and Rosa are in the pits, we won't get down there on our own. There are hornets all over the place, we're in the second basement. Either run or help me, up to you."

I scoff at that. "Solely? Hell no! You got us into this mess, now you're helping me and my friends get out of the super basement!" I step forward and Avery leans back, actually looks cowed. "And that starts with you telling me what the fuck is with this place."

She stares up at me, through the glass for a long second, before looking back down. "They're hunting me cos of this." She lifts her shirt, revealing an elaborate tattoo on her stomach. "Fuckers want my mums bluepringts from my stomach. Problem is, they shot a hole-" She points to the bullet wound, sewn shut, "Right through a critical piece. So they didn't get the whole thing."

"And? Who are they?" I demand.

"Avery shrugs. "These guys? Mercenaries. Who they work for, now that I'm not a hundred percent on, but I think it's some nationalist crazies. Fucked knows what they want to do with it, but it can't be great."

I stare at the tattoo, not even sure if it's a building or a weapon, or an algorithm or-

A woman burst through the door, "Freeze!" I scoff as she has no weapon, until dagger sharp ice shards fly out of her palm straight at the lot of us.

>Attack her
>Get in front of Avery
>Go for the door on the other side of the room

>>36854937
>>Get in front of Avery
she has no armor

>>36854937
>get in front of Avery
>attack her
"Once we get out of here you're explaining everything."

>>36854937
Shoot the bitch trowing daggers.

(I hope Avery dies before that)

>>36854937
>Attack her
We should get information from her.

>>36854937
>>36854958
This

>>36854937
"THAT WAS A TERRIBLE PUN!"
Then tackle avery and mia to make sure they don't get hit

>>36854937
I love puns.
>Get in front of Avery

>>36854937
>>36854969
This

>>36854937
>get in front of Avery

I step in front of Avery, hoping Mias' armour works against magic ice bullshit. I wince and grit my teeth, until the ice pings off the metal, shattering and snapping to the floor.

I laugh with relief, before lifting one of my guns and gutshotting the distressed ice woman. She collapses to the floor, screaming, only for Avery to finish her off, shooting her brains into the carpet.

"No survivors. They'll just come back for me later." She hisses.

"We still could have questioned her!" I growl.

"And she was charging up to make an ice spear to jab through your guts if you git close." She warns, "I know how these bastards are." She tugs up her shorts, revealing a long white scar along her thigh, stark against her dark skin. "The guys after me don't hire squealers. This is one of many lessons." She looks between Mia and I "Now where the hell do I get super armour?" She demands, plucking her effects from a desk drawer and lighting a cigarette.

Mia's found a notepad and pen, which she shows me over Avery's shoulder.

>Give Avery armour
>"Fuck you and fuck off."

>>36855118
>give Avery amour

>>36855118
>Give Avery armour

>>36855118
>Give Avery armour

>>36855118
>>Give Avery armour

Avery is an ok distraction. Make her promise not to tell people about it/superpowers. Don't explain how it works, exempt for the time limit.

>>36855118
>Give Avery armour

>>36855118
"Wait, you mentioned brainwashing... You'd tell us if you were brainwashed, right?"

>>36855157
That's.. a really stupid question. I honestly don't think Danny is that retarded.

>>36855170
daniel speltin: paint drinker

>>36855170
He drinks lead paint.

I nod at Mia. "Just... Look straight at me, and you'll get it." Avery nods and stares into my eyeholes as Mia rapidly sketches armour out.

Avery jolts in surprise as the metal unfurls out of nowhere and wraps around her body, clinging to her skin. For added effect, Mia even throws in a rifle for her with a grenade launcher attached to the barrel.

"There... now, be careful. There's a time limit on how long these suits will last, and I'm not sure how much it is."

Avery shrugs. "Fine. Better start running then. Lucky for you, I was conscious when they entered the elevator code."

The wasps have dissapeared into the vents, all the mercenaries on this floor have been stung, burned of run off. Avery strolls up to the elevator, entering a code I don't catch. The elevator dings at our floor and slides open.

>Take the elevator down
>Other?

>>36855239
>Take the elevator down
The girls are down right?

>>36855239
>take the elevator down

>>36855239
>>Take the elevator down
have Mia sketch some robots to help us out, and be ready to summon them when the doors open when we get down there

>>36855239
>Take the elevator down

>>36855239
>Take the elevator down

>>36855239
>>Take the elevator down

Gotta save the girls I guess.

>>36855239
>Take the elevator down
"So if these assholes shot out an important bit of the blueprint or whatever, how do they plan to get the rest of it?"

Put an explosive in the elevator and send it down. Ride on top of the elevator, and when the bomb goes off at the bottom go in through the service hatch.

We file into the elevator, wordlessly. Mia clings to my arm as Avery punches the bottom floor. Even through the metal, I can feel her shaking slightly now.

The floors ding as we descend. "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." I mutter.

Avery looks over her shoulder at me. "Oh, I didn't realise it was Dr Pretentious' family fun hour." She snarks at me. I bite back my retort, "Get ya guns ready. Odds are, they're aiming straight for the doors as we speak."

Mia steps away, I can hear her gulp, even as she picks two new guns out.

'Ding.'

BLAM-CHK-BLAM-BLAM-CHK RATATATTTTT

A wave of bullets stream into the elevator, a large majority hitting me, they ping and bounce off my armour ineffectively, but the sheer weight of the storm of bullets pushes me back into the wall of the elevator. Avery and Mia, ducking to either side of the door, take potshots around the corner.

The hail of bullets feels odd, not painful, but a solid pressure, pushing me back, further and further, keeping my arms pinned to the wall, as the metal sparks.

"Ah, fuck this." Avery growls, before shifting her grip on her gun. "HAAAH!" She leaps out of the elevator, firing the grenade launcher in midair, before scraping to a halt.

The forty mm capsule smacks harshly into one guys face, he screams in pain, as everyone takes a second to register what just happens.

Then it detonates, in a meaty chunk of blood, gore and brains, killing like seven dudes.

The hail of bullets lessens then stops. Freeing me from the wall. I push out too, only to find the rest of the mercs fleeing into other elevator, each clamouring not to be trapped and shot.

Avery roars again, mowing down the panicking mercs, before the doors close and start to rise.

>Avery, you can follow them and take them down, thanks for the help.
>Stick with us, we might need the help

>>36855341
Keeping her about till she heals? Maybe it grows back due to stupid anime bullshit?

Keep her around and have a computer analyze the wound and run a sort of tattoo code breaker?

>>36855429
>Stick with us, we might need the help

>>36855429
>>Stick with us, we might need the help
DONT SPLIT THE PARTY

>>36855429
>Take the elevator down

>>36855448
You know. I feel like these warning are because of that fuck up in space monkeys.

>>36855460
Chuckles. I'm convinced some of your players actually drink paint.

>>36855429
>Avery, you can follow them and take them down, thanks for the help.

"Grab a radio off one of them. We'll contact you if we run into more trouble, and it'd help to have someone available on the other side to undo and lockdowns.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>36855448
this

>>36855475
>You know. I feel like these warning are because of that fuck up in space monkeys.
What warning? what happened in space monkeys?

>>36855448
This

>>36855486
Vote to
A: Help your friend in dire need!
B: Wander off in that direction for reasons!

B won.

A guy said.. why'd we leave her?

B people figuring out what they'd done started bitching that all A had to do was include the reason WHY they voted A and b wouldn't have happened.

>>36855475
>I'm convinced some of your players actually drink paint.
Welcome to Background Character Quest.

>>36855507
so what happened to their friend? I read like 2 threads of space monkeys but haven't read any more

>>36855531
She made it out alive but she's fucking pissed.

Was fun to see people try to come up with an explanation as to why she was abandoned after promised aide.

We are apparently a cowardly Sayan who is having a sort of mid life crisis realizing her race is actually kind of weak.

>>36855475
My favourite flavour is Magnolia.

"Avery, stick with us, we might need the help."

She stares after the closing elevators longingly, before sighing and turning away. "Alright. Let's find your friends then." She wanders about a bit, looting the non gibbed corpses, before coming back with a map of the floor. "These rooms are marked with 'P' reckon those are your pits."

She presses the paper to my chest , just as Mia's armour dissolves on me and her, leaving Avery the only one armed and protected.

"Good thing I stuck with you, huh?" She asks. "That was rhetorical, before you get all up my ass again." I run through the halls towards the pit rooms finding two deep rooms submerged in the floor, about ten metres deep, with steel walls.

The wall between the two pits has been split open, and Claire is now tunnelling into the steel, trying to punch her way out, fists bleeding, while Rosa lies gasping on the floor.

I knock on the glass, getting their attention. Both girls break into glowing smiles as they spot me, relieved. "Out the way, stand back." Avery barks, before blowing out the glass roof of the non occupied pit with a grenade.

With her last scrap of paper, Mia draws a ladder and we set it down the pit, allowing them to clamber up.

Both girls wrap me in a crushing hug, smearing me with tears and yet more blood.

"Who'da thunk you'd get out of captivity before I rescued your ass, huh?" Claire grins at me.

I shrug, holding in a prideful smirk "It wasn't just me, thank Mia. She broke me out" The blue haired girl blushes under the praise.

>"Avery helped too"
>Now Avery, what the fuck?
>Time to leave, talk later

>>36855429
>Stick with us, we might need the help

>>36855615
>>Time to leave, talk later

>>36855615
>"Avery helped too"
>Time to leave, talk later
Talking can come when we're not ten stories underground.

>>36855615
>>36855645
this

>>36855615
>>36855645
Seconded

>>36855645
Yeah this.

>>36855615
"Also Avery's a badass. Now, much as I love to be covered in beautiful girls and many questions as I have, we should leave the exposition till we're safe."

>>36855615
Kiss girls give power boost, restore armors.

Make tunnel worm and tunnel out of here.

we are not safe yet.

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>>36855737
Or drill mobile

I jerk a thumb at the girl in armour. "Avery helped too. Thanks for that, by the way."

She shrugs it off, looking for a new magazine for her gun.

"Either way, no time for talking right now. We gotta get outta here." Avery calls different elevator down, and on the way up, I give each girl a kiss, powering them up. Mia steps back, as Rosa and Claire pop their knuckles, ready to rush out the door.

As the elevator hits the ground floor, Claire kicks the metal sheeting outwards with a grunt, the steel flies across the open lobby, slamming into a far wall, along it's way it also knocked over a book case and a table, denting the wood of the wall opposite. I follow them out. It's a wooden house, I can hear frogs and bug chirping mating calls in the dark of night outside the windows.

"Hell are we?" Claire asks the room.

Avery pulls her own phone out. "Finally some god damn reception." She thumbs through to her map app. "We... arreeee..... on the outskirts of town. Just inside the animal line." She looks up. "Innawoods, one might say."

She looks around the small hut, before walking over to the small fridge, rustling about in it, before withdrawing with a bottle of whiskey, and dragging a chair upright.

>Is this really the time?
>I think we could all use some after that
>Have fun with that, we're leaving
>Write in

>>36855825
>>Have fun with that, we're leaving


Flying car, or a tank away!

>>36855825
>Have fun with that, we're leaving

>>36855825
>I think we could all use some of that

>>36855825
>>I think we could all use some after that, but not right now
>Have fun with that, we're leaving

>>36855825
"Drink and walk, Av. We aren't staying here."

"And get enough glasses for all of us. I need a drink."

>>36855825
>>Is this really the time?
i dont think we should leave avery

>>36855825
>Is this really the time?
Safety theen party

>>36855825
> Other
"You want to hold off until we get back tho town? After in numbers and all that."

>>36855825
>>36855857
this

>>36855825
>Is this really the time?

>>36855825
changing from >>36855854 to >>36855857

>>36855825
>Is this really the time?

We didn't grab Rosa yet?

>>36855857
This.

>>36855825
I know we already kissed the girls, but what condition is Avery in? She need any help? She got a plan?

>>36855891
we did

>>36855825
>Is this really the time?
>Write in
"Let's get you to hospital, you've still got that gunshot in your gut."

Shit, we should have checked those mercs and lab techs for wallets and cash; they took our 15 dollars."

I lean on the table. "Drink and walk Av. We aren't staying here."

She looks up at me, eyebrow raised. "I wasn't going to drink this. It's to disinfect all the cuts you lot got." She tears a section of her shorts off and soaks it. "Christ, I'm not an alcoholic, now give me your hand."

I sigh and let her clean the wound, hissing as she does my cheek. Claire, then Mia follow, going through the majority of the bottle, leaving about a mouthful at the bottom.

"And, now I'm an alcoholic." Avery adds, skulling the last of it and binning the bottle. "Home time. It's been..... thirty three hours since I've lain on my own bed." She strides for the door, pushing out into the night air.

>Offer to walk her home with everyone
>Offer to walk her home alone, might be easier to question her
>"Seeya"
>Invite her to my place for the night
>Other

>>36855999
>waggle eyebrows at Claire
>wait for response

>>36855999
>Offer to walk her home with everyone

>>36855999
>>Offer to walk her home with everyone

>>36855999
>Offer to walk her home with everyone
It's night time, and we're right up against the animal line.
It's dangerous around now.

>>36855999
Drive a flying car home.

Talk while driving.

Seriously guys, we are in no condition to fight drop bears.

Also we should send some tings to finish off survivors in the base, so they can't tell other people about us.

>>36855999
>>36856045
This if Mia has the juice for it

>>36856045
>Also we should send some tings to finish off survivors in the base, so they can't tell other people about us.
some whats?

>>36856045
>>36856071
Mia is out of paper

>>36855999
>Offer to walk her home with everyone

>>36856079
Draw on wall, tree bark, whatever.
>>36856071
>Some whats? - Mias Demon things probably, something as nasty as possible.

>>36855999
"You shouldn't be out on your own. Probably being tracked; you'll be safer at my place till we get this sorted out. Rosa's parents won't let this shit stand, should help settle things. Mom's a reality warper, nothing will get to you."

Also we should tell Mia to keep pen and paper in hidden compartment in shoes. or something. Or give her notebook+pencil necklace thing.

>>36856128
No information on anyones super powers. The less other people know, the better.

>>36856148
Alright, leave out the last bit.

"Hey... Avery. If you want, we can walk with you back to yours? It'd be safer." I suggest to her back.

She spins on the spot, putting a hand to her chin. "Hmmm. Fine. You proved ya got balls. Tag along then." She waves us along.

We fall in with her, trudging along the red dirt track by the light of her phone torch. "So.... betcha all wondering what the thing on my stomach is, huh?" She asks, spinning to walk backwards.

>The less we know, the safer we are
>Considering I almost died for it, yes I am

>>36856220
>Considering I almost died for it, yes I am

>>36856220
>Considering I almost died for it, yes I am
Too late for safety, we busted her out and left witnesses.

>>36856220
Not really. Its just proof of poor parenting right? You should not worry about it that much, as long it doesn't get you killed. Laser removal might be good idea?

>>36856220
>Personally? I couldn't give less of a fuck.

>>36856220
>>Considering I almost died for it, yes I am
"Doesn't look like much, and I can't make hide nor hair of it, but if someone's trying to kill me or my girls, I want to know why!"

>>36856220
>The less we know, the safer we are
She just wants attention.

>>36856220
"Yeah, but it'll still be your choice to tell us."

>>36856220
>>36856261
Backing

>>36856220
"Eh, kinda, but it's not really important beyond 'spooky design that people with guns want.'"

>>36856220
"Eh, not really"

>>36856220
>>36856296
This

>>36856268
>>36856296
These.

"Well, considering I almost died for it, yeah. I couldn't tell what the fuck it is."

Avery shrugs that off. "Yeah, you get that when you don't study fifteen years of weaponised diseases." She flips her shirt up again. "This, my friends, is a recipe for racial purification. It alters peoples susceptibility to diseases. Mum made me promise that I wouldn't get rid of it. Then a bunch of pissed off supremacists shot my dad dead, she hit the road and I got dumped with a bunch of killers for twelve years."

"What do supremacists want with a cure for disease?" Rosa asks, brow furrowed.

Avery gives a tired smile at that, as we re enter suburbia. "Ah, but it's not JUST a cure, it can also increase peoples chances of getting ill. Dagerously so. So... say that you figure out a way to weaponise it.... the picture ain't pretty."

She comes to a halt, jerking her thumb at an abandoned factory, barbwire atop the fence, running all the way around. "Well, this is my place. You guys wanna chill for a bit?"

>Write in

>>36856395

why not?

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>36856395
>>36856395
>Your place a shit, come back to mine. It has a roof.

>>36856395
sure its late and i dont know what hanging around the town right now.

>>36856395
"Nah, gotta get home, check in with the 'rents. Don't be a stranger."

>>36856395
"As much as we would like to learn more and shit we should probably go home and tell our parents we aren't dead. Want to stay at a place with a roof?"

>>36856395
"Nah, that's okay. Shoul probably get the gunshot looked at, though."

Come to think of it, we should get our nose looked at.

>>36856395
"Shit, you living here? Nah no, my place. Christ, this place is like Claire's trailer, except more...menacing."

Okay, so, we'll re purpose this place for Mike's robofactory, right?

>>36856395
Are you sure its safe here?

Also check out the place, could be good training round/secret base.

>>36856453
>Okay, so, we'll re purpose this place for Mike's robofactory, right?
Why?
He's getting a fully funded factory and lab so long as he makes the deadline.
He doesn't need an abandoned factory when he's going to get a brand new one.

"I mean... as lovely as your place looks, you wanna stay the night in a place with a roof?" I ask.

"Oho. Funny." She remarks. "Then again.... I could use a shower.... got grease in my hair after being out that long, not to mention the blood." She looks back up at me. "Eh fuck it. Sure."

Claire leans in. "I don't think your bed is big enough for five people... Just saying." I wave her down for now and point to the nearest train station, five minutes later, we're walking in through the front door.

"Wow, actual air conditioning." Avery remarks, stretching in the cool air.

"The marvels of upper middle class, right?" I ask.

Rosa wanders over, pinching my ass, before telling me she's going home for the night. "I'm gonna talk to my parents, it's been a while." She kisses me goodbye and shuts the door behind her.

The house is dark, quiet, it's nearly two AM now.

>I'm starving, let's eat
>We survived, time to raid parent's booze
>Up to my room, it's late

>>36856572

I'm starving, let's eat

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

>>36856572
>let's eat and have some booze

>>36856572
>>I'm starving, let's eat
Then shower time.

No boozing, we get in trouble. Also recheck everyones wounds, apply bandages and stuff.

>>36856572
>>We survived, time to raid parent's booze
Avery can take the couch

>>36856572
>We survived, time to LET OUR PARENTS KNOW WE LIVE
>Failing that Mike and Eri might like to know
>Either way, eat

>>36856572
>>I'm starving, let's eat
"Rosa you might wanna call your mom and dad. Just tell them you are alright. If you wanna tell them that you were kidnapped thats your choice."

>>36856587
>>36856613

No boozing, our mom would get angry.
She is batshit, and can warp reality. Just no.

>>36856572
>>36856614
this, then
>We survived, time to raid parent's booze

>>36856572
>I'm starving, let's eat
Have Claire look at our nose and let Mia call her mom.

>>36853756
>>36853707

Yo!

Sorry for the delay, real life happened. But I finally went through all the archives from the past threads, collecting Chuckle's descriptions of each character (and no, they didn't contradict each other...much). Anyways, I'm gonna post them drawings on the next thread.

>>36856624
good on you drawfag i look forward to seeing them

>>36856572
>Claire leans in. "I don't think your bed is big enough for five people... Just saying."

Never change Claire

>>36856624
Ballin shush anon, no one can know of my contradictions

though next thread wont be til around new years, so you got time

Eatin wins

>>36856624
now we just wait on FATE anon to see what he made for Rosa

>>36856649
She probably can sleep with Eri.

>>36856652

Noted.

I'm also drawfagging for another /tg/ thing, so I actually have quite a bunch of stuff to go through. But his is much easier, since it's just character portraits.

Speaking of which, I didn't exactly give Claire a bowl cut. But it's still short.

>>36856688
that works, bowlcut was more a derogatary term, rather than explicitly her hairstyle
that and youre the one drawing it so interpret it how you will

"It's been nearly two days. I'm starving. Let's eat." I walk into the kitchen, kicking my shoes off at the door.

I rummage through the kitchen, and with Mia's help, scrounge together a half decent risotto, which I diligently comb through, picking out the mushroom, disgusting things, I shovel them into Claire's bowl, where she vaccuums them up.

"Not bad." Avery admits, nearly matching Claire's pace, it's hard to tell who's getting more rice on the counter. "Reminds me of my families a little. My dad used to make this bitching risotta, with a shit tonne of cheese, and then mum would grind a shit load of pepper on top, it was great."

Genuinely surprised that she doesn't go into wistful melancholy at the mention of her parents. I think I'm getting used to that.

Eh. Claire and Avery swap workout tips as they wait for Mia and I to finish out meal. Claire's always gone for tone, while Avery insists muscle mass is what will really help most people. "Well... people who don't just get super strength anyways."

Claire raises an eyebrow, making the face I've long known as her hiding a smile face. "Yeah. Those cheating fuckers."

Avery turns to me. "Oh yeah. Didn't I sign up for your whatever club? Gaming? When the fuck is that happening? It'll help get Gutla off my case if I'm a 'more active student'."

>Write in

>>36856813
>YES!
TO THE VIDEOGAMESTATION ONE FOUR! Let's get our asses kicked again.

>>36856813
"This coming Monday. I need to pick out games and systems for the first meeting with Ms. Gutla."

This'll also give us an excuse to spend an entire day with Marie at her apartment.

>>36856813
"As soon as I can make it to school without getting kidnapped"

>>36856813
>"As soon as I can make it to school without getting kidnapped"

And pick out some games and stuff.

Almost getting killed is distracting.

>>36856813
>>36856885 & >>36856898

>>36856688
what or rather who else do you draw for

"I'll try and do it as soon as I can make it to school without getting kidnapped." I grumble, washing my bowl out.

"Someone sounds a little bit bitter." Claire remarks, with a grin. I notice the wounds on her hands are already healthily scabbed over.

"Mmm. Well. Shut up." I reply, tossing a towel over her head, before dragging the medicine kit down from the top shelf and disinfecting myself again and slapping on some bandages.

I go to help Mia, who hisses as her left arm comes out of her jacket. I gently roll her arm up her sleeve and give a low whistle. A long cut traces along her forearm, another scar in the making for her arm.

She gives a wan smile to the three of us, Avery coughs and tries to avoid looking. "Well... it did let me draw something. It got me out. All of us. Right?"

>Write in

>>36857207
"That it did, and thank you again for that Mia."

Give her a kiss and ask Claire if she would mind healing the cut for Mia

>>36857207
Kiss her head "Get some sleep" Remember how Mia is 4 days without not being kidnapped

>>36857207
>I'm sorry you had to do that but thank you
>Hug
>Disinfect
>Discreetly suggest to Claire about healing it

>>36857207
Suggest keeping pen and pencil on our personas at all times, pendant and boot thing. maybe get matching pendants.

We just take the photograph lockets, or metal cigarette holders, and put in pencil(/graphite) and folder over paper pieces.

>>36857207
"It did, but I still don't like it. So, you and I are gonna work on how to hide pen ink cartridges in your clothes that you can just bite into."

>>36857207
Give Mia a kiss and thank her. We only got out with as little damage as we did because of her.

Suggest we can work on ways of hiding ink cartridges and drawings on her person later.

I kiss her forehead. "It did. But I don't like that it had to come to that." I carefully disinfect the cut. "So we need to figure out a way for you to hide pen and paper on you."

She nods agreement, yawning as I wrap bandages around her arm. "Bed time for Mia." She announces, kicking out of her chair. "Night." She heads for the hallway slowly, trailing her hands around my waist.

Avery watches her go, eyes on the touch. She waits until Mia is out of the room, before she lets the twinkle in her eye shine through. "Hang on..." She gestures at Claire with her fork, "You said the dykey one was your girlfriend, but all three of them have been fawning all over you. What's the deal with that?"

Claire rests her chin on her hand, turning to face me with mock angry expression. "Yeah, what's going on behind my back, you DASTARD!"

>Write in

>>36857538
Yeah, we're all in Claire's harem.

>>36857538
"Claire aren't you always braggining they like you the most"

>>36857538
"Well you see when a man loves three women very much things get complicated."

>>36857538
"Nothing you wouldn't brag about yourself, Claire."

Pull her into a kiss, interlock one hand with one of hers, and let the other grope her ass.
Maybe it'll fix our nose.

so have we figured out any more classes yet?

danny is the bard
claire is the fighter
mias the summoner
rosa is the ????
marie is the technomancer
avery is gunzerker(?)
eri is the rogue

>>36857538
Shrug. "We like eachother and we aren't possessive jerks."

Btw, does Claire still have the $300 from welfare stashed around Danny's house, because if those mercs took it we're going to make their lives hell.

They already stole $15 from us as well as some probably from Mia and Rosa. They're going to fucking pay.

>>36857643
Rosa is the paladin.

>>36857538
"ok Claire next time Mia and me have sex it will be in front of you."

>>36857538

damn and I thought I was hiding it so well

>>36857656
Makes sense, with all that charisma and constitution.

>>36857643
Rosa is the mage, she's a (former?) mahou shoujo after all.

>>36857538
>>36857627
this and >>36857616

"Claire, aren't you always bragging that they like you the most?" Claire nods. "But if it makes you feel better, next time Mia and I will sex in front of you."

Claire nods sagely, earning a snort from Avery. "Kids these days." She shakes her head.

Claire raises an eyebrow at that. "What's wrong with a little free love? Hell, you better watch out, for Danny sinks his claws into you like every other girl that talks to hi-" I clap a hand over Claire's mouth, only to pull it back when she licks my palm, -rty slut." She finishes, giving me a sweet smile.

Avery just watches us, brows raised and scratching her leg with her fork.

>Write in

>>36857806
"Now Claire that ain't true, plenty of girls talk to me, but I've only eyes for you, Rosa, Mia and Marie."

>>36857806
"Alright, so, long story short, I'm apparently some kind of sex god that bestows powers on those I do the nasty with. Or something. Actually practicing tends to involve...distractions." Glance over at Claire with a frown. "Sometimes I wonder if they just shake me down for the powers."

>>36857806
"I'd be more worried about Claire sinking her claws into you than me, Avery. Just ask my sister."

>>36857806
I am just magical kisser!

>>36857855
No giving people blackmail information.Avery has bad temper, and might get Gutta in trouble.

>>36857806
>>36857855
This

"As much as I'd like to continue this discussion I think its time we got some well deserved sleep, Avery you can take the couch, I'll grab some pillows and blankets from a closet for you."

>>36857656
>>36857724
did we turn her into a fallen paladin?

>>36857806
"You know that's not true, Claire. I talked those girls that Neji has, and they just ran off crying."

>>36857855
No talking bout our relationship with Marie.

"Well, for one thing, apparently I have magic kissing powers." I tell her, leaning on the counter as Claire picks at her scabs.

Avery snorts at that. "Doesn't every guy, if you ask them?"

>No, like actual magic, I give Claire superpowers and shit
>Want me to prove it?
>Yeah, men are terrible aren't they (gets icecream)
>Eh. Bed time

>>36858034
>>Want me to prove it?
>>Yeah, men are terrible aren't they (gets icecream)

>>36858034
"It's less that my kisses are magic and more that I'm a walking superpower dispenser for sluts. I'd actually be a bit offended if I wasn't a slut myself."

>>36858034
>Want me to prove it?

>>36858034
>No, like actual magic, I give Claire superpowers and shit
>Want me to prove it?

>>36858034
>Yeah, men are terrible aren't they (gets icecream)
Kiss Claire to distract her from her scabs.

>>36858034
>Yeah, men are terrible aren't they (gets icecream)

We don't have to kiss her. We got better things to do, and people to be with.

We should seriously call Rosas and Mias parents, tell them that their daughters are ok.

>>36858060
This.

prove it+men are terrible win

>>36858188
Rosa went home m8.

>>36858034
>No, like actual magic, I give Claire superpowers and shit
>Want me to prove it?

"If you want, I can prove it?" Avery makes a hand wave for me to continue, so I lean down and go to peck Claire on the lips, only for her to pull me into a deep tongued, spit swapping affair.

I cough, clearing my throat as she lets me go. "Okay watch this." She tells Avery, "Ya see that remote over there?" She points across the lounge room to a remote atop the coffee table." She nods again. "Okay, eyes on me."

I blink, and with no registered movement from Claire, the remote lies on the countertop, where Claire casually slides it across to Avery.

"Huh." Is all she manages. "Well then I take it back. Muh bad." She apologises with a nod of her head.

I shrug, digging through the freezer. "No biggie, most guys in this town are complete dicks as far as I've noticed." I slam a tub of ice cream on the bench, immediately drawing both girls eyes.

"Is that triple chocolate with vanilla swirl?" Claire asks, practically salivating. I just nod, and Claire rolls her eyes in delight. "I think I just came. Now I remember why I love you."

I squint at her and she blows me a kiss, rooting around in a drawer for spoons and sliding one to each of us, digging a spoonful out for herself, closing her eyes and sighing with bliss.

"Where was I?" She asks. "Oh yeah. ALL men in this town are worthless." She winks at me. "All they're good for is their dicks."

Avery chokes at that. "Uh- yeah, men and their dicks. Ruin everything." We both stare at her in confusion. "What?" More staring. "I mean it's not like you can get your dick anywhere else right?" She slides the tub to her and takes a hurried spoonful.

Claire's giving me a clear 'What?' look.

>Write in

>>36858458
"Keep talking Av, or no ice cream." With our biggest shit-eating grin

>>36858458
"Well, I've...uhm...uh...well...moving on, it's different for everyone. Claire becomes a walking hospital when I hold her hand, the same thing brings Mia's creations to life. It's also a great excuse for making out with someone. Wanna try?"

>>36858458
"Well, no, there was that OB/GYN doctor Mia and me went to. Rock-solid advice, even if he was an asshole about it."

>>36858458
"Well, depends on whether you have a girl with magical artwork at hand."

>>36858458
Is Avery a futa? Or am I just fucking dumb?

>>36858458
"Something something something Futanari?"

>>36858673
I think that's what's happening here too, not certain yet.

>>36858496
This to find out.

>>36858458
"Avery...is there some secret you're hiding? And before you get all cringey about it, I'll tell you the mother of all secrets if you tell me."

The secret is how we got gender swapped and ended up getting nailed by all three of the girls.

>>36858717
>>36858496
One of these.

>>36858714
I bet that Chuckles is going to end the thread the moment we find out.

>>36858794
I bet 5 internets on this.

>>36858794
He wouldn't do that to us, not right before Christmas!

>>36858458
>"Something something something Futanari?"

>>36858854
He would.
It would be his Christmas Chuckle.

I give her the old Speltin shit eating grin. "Keep talking Av, or no ice cream for you." I pull the bucket out of her reach, where Claire assaults it.

For the first time since I cussed her out back at the prison, she looks nervous. "Jesus Christ." She sighs, staring at the countertop. "This is why you don't mix geneticists kids and booze." She glances back up. "Promise you two won't laugh?"

Claire cuts in before I can speak. "Sure do."

I think she's actually blushing now. "Right. How do I put this?" She takes a deep breath. "Ah. Daniel. Remember how I said you had cajones?"

I nod. Getting the idea, but waiting for her to spell it out for Claire.

"Yeah... well... so do." She finishes, looking determinedly into her spoon reflection.

"Yeah, I know you're brave. You helped bust us out."

I cringe with the force of a thousand r9k dwellers.

"Yeah.... Y'see Claire, that wasn't a metaphor."

"Huh?" I resist the urge to just scream it in her ear, but Avery's beating me to it.

"Oh for fuck's sake." She spins, hops off her chin and pulls her lower clothing down, panties and shorts sitting at her ankles. Claire's eyes bug out in perverted delight, a demented grin splits her face. "I have a dick, do ya get it!?"

EN OF EPISODE 32

merry christmas fuckers

>>36858974
Merry Christmas you bastard.

>>36858974
Goddamnit Chuckles.
Merry Christmas

>>36858974
Merry clock-mas

>>36858974
You glorious enabling bastard.

>>36858974
FUCKING CALLED IT.

>>36858974


poor Avery

Claire doesn't know the meaning of gentle

>>36858974
YOU SON OF A BITCH HOW CAN YOU TEMPT ME WITH MY FUTA FETISH AND THEN LEAVE YOU GET BACK HERE GOD DAMMIT I WILL RAIN ON YOUR MARRIAGE AND BY RAIN I MEAN PISS ON YOUR 'JUST MARRIED' CAR OR WHATEVER YOU GET JESUS FUCK

>>36858974

Merry Christmas

>>36858974
Well Claire has a delicious brown futa to play with now. Thanks Chuckles.

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>>36859094
Avery's black? I always saw her as white trash. Essentially this with guns.

>>36859125
more tanned, she's Revy

>>36858974
we should totally respond with "Yeah so what, I've got one, hell Claire, Mia and Rosa have had one too, ain't nothing special, its all about how you use it."

>>36859123
So is it a bit of both? Or just the meat and two veg?