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My name is Karel A-... ahem.

My name is Karel, and I was the winner of Marconetti's Royal Swordsmanship Tournament. The King was so impressed by my skill that he actually requested that -I- become the personal bodyguard of his youngest son Emilio. Not too shabby for the bastard daughter of a waitress, huh.

Aside from the whole "fighting off an assassination/kidnapping attempt and getting shipped off to another country along with Emilio in order to keep him out of harm's way" thing, the only real problem with this assignment is that the King doesn't know that I'm actually a girl.

But that moron Reinhold pressured me into telling the King's sister-in-law and then she went and told her husband and he showed up AT MY DOOR first thing in the morning and now I'm just a total nervous wreck.


Thread archive:
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List and descriptions of the spells shown thus far:
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Twitter:
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Ask.fm:
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"...so that's pretty much it," I say as I slump over in a chair in the back room of the library. Even though Gerhard likes to act all spooky and stuff, he's pretty the only one in the castle who I can talk to about this stuff aside from Reinhold, and he has the added bonus of not being pushy as hell about my personal life.

...well I guess I -could- talk to Niklaus, but I'm not even going to consider that since I'm not retarded.

"He didn't threaten you or anything, did he?" Gerhard asks.
"No," I shake my head. "He was just... intense, I guess? I could tell that he was -trying- to be nice, but the entire time he was talking to me it seemed like he was two seconds away from running outside and strangling someone."
"Yes, he gets like that," he nods. "But maybe you should try and think of this as a good thing, he might be able to help things along with you and the Prince..."

UGH.

"C'mon, cut that shit off," I say, letting out a tired sigh. "Why the hell are you so into setting people up, anyways? I heard that you were giving Nicolette's girlfriend advice too."
"What can I say, it's a hobby," Gerhard laughs.


>chat about ______ with gerhard for a little longer
>go bother someone else
>time to see if emilio's up
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>>36791527
>>chat about ______ with gerhard for a little longer

Complain

Complain loudly and audibly about reinhold, abit too much to mean it that much.
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>>36791527
>chat about ______ with gerhard for a little longer
Complain about bossy bodyguard not-brothers

Way to screw up the alliteration Karel.
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>>36791527

>chat about ______ with gerhard for a little longer

He is as bad as Reinhold
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>>36791527
>chat about ______ with gerhard for a little longer
>>36791600
this
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>>36791527
>Chat and ruminate a bit more with Gerhard about what Gregory said.
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>>36791552
I imagine she'll be doing that for most of the next few days, so yeah, let's kick things off.
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>>36791552
>>36791600
.>>36791632
Affectionate complaints, I'm sure.
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>>36791527
Supporting these
>>36791552
>>36791600
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>>36791527
>chat about ______ with gerhard for a little longer
This picnic and Reinhold, and what will happen to me now.

Cheer up Archelon! There is no need to be depressed!
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>>36791476

I can't wait for Karel to find out she is a princess.
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>>36791694
If this happens from Karel's perspective, I expect at -least- 50 consecutive "holy shit"s formed in her thoughts.
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>>36791527
>>36791600
This
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>>36791694
It will be gloriously messy.

I can't wait for it to sink in that she is basically Celestino's dream match for Emilio, a political link into Granache and a good influence who just happens to be exactly his son's type.
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>>36791527
>>time to see if emilio's up
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>>36791766
He might not be too happy about the lies, yet another guard security breach that slipped through the system.
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>>36791527
Do we really know anyone else in the castle who'd be up yet? If Emilio isn't due to wake just now, we may as well keep talking to Gerhard. Maybe complain about Reinhold being dense and our hopes/fears for the picnic while failing to realize that maybe the person Gregory wants to strangle is our dad, just like Ariane did.
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>>36791835
He's got a very solid history of Karel since she's lived in the capital her whole life, it's just her underwear has been considerably emptier than it was hitherto believed. The lapse is pretty harmless and unreasonably hard to have picked up on, and should be outweighed by the prospect of the wuss son getting a doting, politically auspicious waifu.
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>>36791527
I also vote for Reinhold ranting.
>>36791552
>>36791600
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>>36791919
With that special not-sibling guilt about whining, when you know they only do it because they have your best interests at heart and they have some uncomfortably good points sometimes. Guilt that is only assuaged by headpats.
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>writing
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>>36791766
Sometimes I wonder just how Emilio's going to take his best friend being a girl. Who's into him.

lucky bastard
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>>36792392

oh god that's a relief i'm not actually gay~
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"I swear to God..." I mumble, scratching my head. "Some days I just want to punch him right in his stupid face."
"...Sir Gregory?" Gerhard stares at me with an extra concerned look on his face.
"No," I shake my head. "I'm talking about Reinhold."

Now he just looks confused.

"I thought that the two of you were friends," Gerhard says.
"Yeah, well this entire thing is HIS fault!" I say, completely exasperated. "'Durr why don't you go and tell Sir Gregory's wife that you;re a girl I'm sure that'll be a great idea!' and then I was STUPID enough to go along with it and now everything's just gone to hell!"

>[1/?]
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>>36792451
GOD I JUST WANT TO PINCH THOSE FUCKING CHEEKS

Ahem. That is all I wished to express.
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>>36792451
oh god my heart

every time
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>>36792486
>>36792488
you just know she's making that face right now
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>>36792451
If Karel does end up with Emilo she'll be Reinhold's sister in law and never escape him.
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>>36792451

"Dumbass feels me up by accident and all of a sudden he thinks he's my big brother or something..." I growl.
"That's definitely a rather large leap in logic there," Gerhard laughs.
"I can deal with Emilio thinking that I want to bone his sister, I'm used to that shit," I say, shaking my head. "But Reinhold comes to my room to bug me like every single night, asking me about my feelings and shit!"
"Well I'd think that's just because he cares."
"He cares TOO MUCH!" I shout. "And now everything's all WEIRD and I might end uop getting executed or something if Sir Gregory lets it slip to the King, and..."

As I lean my head over the back of my chair, Gerhard walks over to me and pats me on the shoulder.

"There's no way that things will turn out anywhere near that bad," Gerhard says. "I mean, the castle's staff has pretty much completely accepted me and I originally came to assassinate the King's most trusted aide."
"Yeah, but this is different," I mumble.

>[2/?]
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>>36792612
>"Dumbass feels me up by accident and all of a sudden he thinks he's my big brother or something..."
Wait... you are telling me that is not how that works?
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>>36792612
>"Yeah, but this is different," I mumble.
The way she acts it's a wonder no-one's called her out on being a girl earlier.
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>>36792545
I wonder if Emilio will be the Shirou to Karel's Saber.

But with even more density between the two of them.
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>>36792696
But that would be a black hole. Or at least neutronium.
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Who else wants her to reveal the truth to Emilio before Reinhold's party comes back? It'd be more meaningful that way.

>>36791476
>My name is Karel A-... ahem.

Alicia has a family name? Or does Karel got the "Adrienne" second name?
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Forgive PGQ for I did this.
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>>36792727
Huh. Looking at those figures I think Monique is the prettiest.
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>>36792612
>"Yeah, but this is different," Karel mumbles.
I can't wait for Karel to explain how her situation is worse without complaining about Celestino.
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>>36792861
I laughed. 10/10, anon.
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>>36792861
its cool bro, I had a giggle
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>>36792612
>[3/3]


"You know why the King..." I correct myself, "King Celestino, I mean... you do know why he's even on the throne to begin with, right?" I ask. "I don't want to get caught up in that kind of shit, and telling Sir Gregory about it just makes things even more complicated for me. And my Mom too, I don't even want to think about ehat'll happen to her if he finds out."
"Really, you're just overthinking this," Gerhard replies. "I'm sure that thing will turn out alright in the end so why not try and relax some? You have that trip to the lake today, after all..."
"Yeah, there is that," I sigh. "Maybe I'll make myself feel better by pushing Reinhold in there while everyone watches."


>say goodbye to the gerhard and go see emilio
>say goodbye to the gerhard and go bug someone else first
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>>36792942
>say goodbye to the gerhard and go see emilio

Damnit /pgq/, we couldn't even say goodbye.
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>>36792942
>>say goodbye to the gerhard and go see emilio
ACQUIRE TOTALLY-NOT-BOYFRIENDO
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>>36792861
pic related.
>>36792942

>say goodbye to the gerhard and go see emilio
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>>36792942
>"Maybe I'll make myself feel better by pushing Reinhold in there while everyone watches."
Dammit, we robbed her of her joy today.
>say goodbye to the gerhard and go see emilio
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>>36792942
>Say goodbye and go pick on Emilio until he gets upset enough to push us into the lake later.
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>>36792942
"go bug someone else first"
Who do you think we are?

>>say goodbye to the gerhard and go see emilio
That's more like it.
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>>36792942
>you do know why he's even on the throne to begin with, right?

What does that have to do with her situation? I thought he was on the throne because he didn't trust anyone else to do the job.

>say goodbye to the gerhard and go see emilio
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>>36792988
Excactly. Rampant paranoia is his MO.
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>>36792942
>say goodbye to the gerhard and go see emilio
>don't think about how Reinhold pointed out we are totally emilo's type
>don't think about it might be nice to "come out" to emilo since we totally not into him
>fail horribly at both
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>>36792942
>say goodbye to the gerhard and go see emilio
Time to declare undying our love.
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>>36792978
>Dammit, we robbed her of joy today.
Please, who HASN'T wanted to push Reinhold into a lake in front of everyone. We robbed a lot more than one person of joy
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>>36793022
Spinelle would rather push him down.
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>>36793022
My joy was robbed when I just remember Marianne isn't there so Karel and she couldn't ride on their father's shoulders and pelt each other with water bullets in the lake.
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>>36793022
Which is why we'll push ourselves into the lake before anyone gets the chance
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>>36793028
And Luci, and Rena, and Sylvie, and more still. Rein has that strange attraction to women.
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>>36792861

i love you
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>>36793057
>Rena
Wrong quest m8
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>>36793057
Well objects get attractive when they're really dense.

Or perhaps he's just a Magnet Elemental.
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>writing
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>>36792942
>say goodbye to the gerhard and go see emilio
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>>36793073
Sorry Rana
>>36793079
Well, Rein's Element is Metal, so magnetize could be within his powers.
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>>36793079
LEAD ELEMENTAL
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>>36793128
As in "as dense as"
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>>36792727
>Karel Adrienne Granache [Alicia's family name]
I could dig it.
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Shit, I've been sitting here griping to Gerhard about my stupid life for way too long...

"I guess I ought to get to my actual job," I say, sighing as I push myself off of my seat. Duty first and all that."
"Oh?" Gerhard checks his pocketwatch. "Wow, I completely lost track of time.
"You're not the only one."
"Well, er..." Gerhard turns to me and smiles awkwardly, "...have fun!"
"Yeah, thanks," I say, patting him on the back as I head out.

Out of the back room, through the library, and then out into the hallway... a few months ago, I never would've thought that I'd be spending most of my time in a freaking castle.

It's going to be rough getting used to slumming it once I get thrown out into the streets.

>[1/?]
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>>36793327

what the hell, captcha just made me click on a cat in order to post that
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>>36793362
Next time it will be a turtle
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>>36793362
I had to click some dogs earlier. Good fun, says I.

And guinea pigs for this post
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>>36793362
>>36793362
>Hah, that arche, what a kidder, I'll make a post and say that it made me find e to a thousand places.
>Click on the Guinea pigs

HOORRRY SHIIIT
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>>36793362
This new captcha is weird as shit I'll tell you that much.
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>>36793362

it asked me for spaghetti... it knows me too well
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Karel will never thank us for this, you know that right?
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>>36793362
I had to click on avocados to post.
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>>36793429
When we bring adrien back, should we address him as raoul? Karel is more likely then not to just snap if we bring her father here after all that shit yesterday. Gregory, Citrine and Arianne could probably be convinced to play along, at least until karel is less likely to flip her shit when she finds out.
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>>36793327
>[2/2]

After a long walk up what seems like a million flights of stairs, I finally make it to the hallway where our rooms are, then lean on the wall in front of my door for a bit to catch my breath.

Stupid need to not look goofy in front of him...

Once I'm back at full power, so to speak, I head down the hallway and knock on Emilio's door.

"Karel, is that you?" Emilio calls out from inside the room.
"Yeah," I reply.
"Come on in, I'm almost ready..."

And so, I open the door and head on inside the room. Inside, I find Emilio going through a stack of books.


>you're not seriously thinking of bringing all that, are you?
>let the boy do what he wants
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I don't know about you guys, captcha is still the same "I'm not a robot" thing but now it stops appearing at all every now and then.

>>36793463
I say we let the two of them realize it on their own while we just get some popcorn.

>>36793429
No, but at least her tearful reunion with Daddy will provide decent teasing material. Or is that going too far?
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>36793490
>you're not seriously thinking of bringing all that, are you?
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>>36793490
>you're not seriously thinking of bringing all that, are you?

>>36793500
>Or is that going too far?
Way too far.
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>>36793490
>you're not seriously thinking of bringing all that, are you?
What a fookin nerd.
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>>36793490
>you're not seriously thinking of bringing all that, are you?

Does he want to read as an excuse to not talk to everyone else or is he just having the same reflexes as Sylvie and taking all the books about beginner magic to teach his friend?
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>>36793490
>you're not seriously thinking of bringing all that, are you?
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>>36793490
>>you're not seriously thinking of bringing all that, are you?
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>>36793530
This is a picnic. We aren't here to study, were here to try and boost our best friends chances with marianne, no matter how much it may hurt us to do so.
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>>36793490
>you're not seriously thinking of bringing all that, are you?
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>>36792861
This is pretty great.

1. Misarchivers
2. [SPOILERS] (nah, but for real, Pellegrino)
3. Couldn't figure this one out. Feels bad.
4. Iori
5d. Reincold
6. Nicolette

5a. Railroading
7. Melanie
8. VN
9. Fist

>>36793490
"You can read any time, you know."
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>writing
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>>36791476
Karel Adrienson?
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>>36793660
3. Metabolism.
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>>36793731
Ok, I guess I don't feel too bad about missing it, then.

I'd also like to submit a secondary viable answer for 5d in the form of a less straightforward, further afield cold joke, Reindeer.
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"Really, Emilio?" I say, glancing at his pile of books.
"What?" Emilio stops shuffling through them and looks at me.
"You're not seriously thinking of bringing all that, are you?" I ask.
"Well I thought that I'd get some reading in while we're out there..." he shrugs.
"No."

Emilio stares in horror as I grab the entire stack of books and carry them across the room to where his other books are.

"Hey!" he calls out. "What are you doing!?"
"The entire point of us going to this lake in the first place is so you can spend some time with your sisters and everyone else," I reply. "Not to keep your nose buried in books the entire time."
"C'mon, Karel," he groans.


>relent
>my will is as iron
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>>36793829
>my will is as iron
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>>36793829
>>my will is as iron
Onii-chan! Talking is scary, I just want to read.
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>>36793829
>my will is as iron

Suck it up nerd.
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>>36793829
>>relent
He is too pathetic to help
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>>36793829
>my will is as iron
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>>36793829
>>my will is as iron
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>>36793829
"You may bring *one* book on the condition you at least try socialising before you shove your head in it."
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>>36793829
>my will is as iron
Besides... Once the truth is out, he'll be looking at Karel far more than the books.
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>>36793829
Hem and haw and eventually permit him to pick ONE book to bring along because we're actually kind of a softie.

If nothing else it'll help him spend some time once conversation dies down in the carriage.
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>>36793829
>>my will is as iron
Cmon Emilio, we wanted awkward picnic interlude, not whiny nerd interlude. Go bond with Sylvie or something.
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>>36793829
>my will is as iron

I used to grab any book around anytime I was bored around friends. Most autistic habit I had.
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>>36793829
>>my will is as iron
sorry Emilio, but Karel wears the pants in any relationship between the two of you
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>>36793880
>he'll be looking at Karel far more than the books.
He might be gay
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>>36793904
She's probably never worn a dress either.

>>36793914
arch said no.
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>>36793918
Shame, he could be a good gay
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>>36793884
>>36793878
+1
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>>36793918
arch said no.
Of course he would, enough of his waifus have been tainted by us already.
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>>36792988
Celestino entered court as one of the former King's concubines. Hid in disguise as a harem girl for 6 months, nobody's quite sure why he waited that long, then BAM! Assassinations everywhere, House of Celestina- ahem, Celestino is go.
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>writing
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Fuck, got to go to work.
I have but one request, fellow players.
Once we make it to the lake, get a good look at Rana. Not too much of a look that she thinks Karel is checking her out and thinks "Well, he's a cute, single guy, why not?", that's just too much, but enough of a look that Arch has to describe her in graphic detail.
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>>36794017
You could always, you know, ask him for a more detailed description on ask.fm
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>>36794017
You're weird
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>>36794042
Or he could use his imagination.
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My will is as iron, I will not be swayed!

...

......

.........

............but now he's looking at me like that and it just makes me feel like crap and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh.

"One," I say, holding up a finger for extra emphasis.
"Huh?" Emilio seems confused.
"You can bring ONE book with you to read while we're in the carriage or whatever," I say. "That's it."
"But-"
"No buts," I shake my head. "Take it or leave it."

Emilio seems conflicted for a little bit, but he eventually accepts that I am his... umm...

...huh, I'm pretty much the boss of him. I never actually thought about it before.
>[1/?]
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>>36794061
You could say... the woman wears the pants in this relationship.
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>>36794017
I would like to add to this request, I say we make it as blatant as possible, make Rana think Karel is into her and see what happens from there. That sounds like a lot of fun.
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>>36794061
The word you're looking for is "Mistress", Karel.
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>>36794061
you can only come, once
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>>36794075
No it doesn't.
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>>36794061
YOU FOOL! NOW HE'S GONNA BRING A BOOK YOU CAN KILL DRAGONS WITH JUST BY DROPPING IT ON THEM!
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>>36794061
>[2/2]


"Fine," Emilio mumbles, dragging his feet as he shambles over to where I put his books and grabs one from the pile. "I'm only taking this one, okay?"
"Alright," I nod. "But you better not spend the entire time at the lake reading that, you understand?"
"Yeah, yeah..." he sighs.


>talk to the emilio about a thing while we're in here
>let's head downstairs
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>>36794105
>>talk to the emilio about a thing while we're in here
immagurl
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>>36794105
>let's head downstairs
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>>36794105
>>talk to the emilio about a thing while we're in here
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>>36794105
>let's head downstairs
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>>36794113
>>>talk to the emilio about a thing while we're in here
specify what, please.

>immagurl
but not that.
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>>36794105
Talk about our relationship and trust.
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>>36794138
whatchareadin-youperv!
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>>36794105
>talk to the emilio about a thing while we're in here
Just stress that he's to at least try and be social
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>>36794105
>>talk to the emilio about a thing while we're in here
Tell him to at least try and enjoy going out with other people, it isn't healthy to be so asocial y'know.
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>>36794105
>>talk to the emilio about a thing while we're in here
Just reminding him of being less antisocial. At this rate we'll end up being his only friend which is bad since we want to be more then friends
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>>36794105
>>talk to the emilio about a thing while we're in here
Ask him if he enjoyed last night.
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>>36794105
>>talk to the emilio about a thing while we're in here
Maybe ask him what he thinks of the Granache royal family so far? Maybe about some of the things he might wanna talk about at the picnic?

Ya know, like a way to help him think of something to say before he has to say it on the spot and choose to instead read a book
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>>36794088
Yes it does.
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>>36794105
>>KISS EMILIO while we're in here ALONE
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>writing
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>>36794228
>and make him THINK we're GAY and that we're MOLESTING HIM

Yeah, no.
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"Emilio..." I sigh, "...would you at least try and be sociable while we're on this trip?" I ask. "It's bad enough that I'm your only friend, I don't want you alienating yourself from your family too."
"Eh?" Emilio's taken aback. "I- I'm not going to alienate..." he drifts off.
"I mean, you -do- like everyone here in Granache, right?" I ask.
"Yeah, they're all really nice!" he stammers. "It's just... I dunno, I feel kind of intimidated, that's all."
"C'mon, man..." I say, walking over to him and slapping him on the back. "That's -my- line, not yours. I mean, you're the Queen's first-born son and all, that gives you a lot more clout than I have and I got over my initial jitters pretty damned fast."

His timidness might be cute in small doses, but it's just a fucking PAIN to deal with when I have to put up with it constantly.


>[1/?]
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>>36794373
>[2/2]

"I wish I was as tough as you are," Emilio mumbles.
"Well you can always work on it," I say, making my way to the door. "Maybe you'll turn out even manlier than King Thierri!"
"That'll never happen," he replies with an embarrassed smile.

With his book in hand, Emilio follows me out of his room and down to the first floor of the castle. We pass by a few maids along the way, but nobody that I actually know personally... I kind of want to run into Reinhold in the hallway so I can punch him in the face.

But then Emilio would start asking questions and I really don't want to get into more of his accusations of me wanting to steal Luciana away from Reinhold so I guess it's for the better that we -don't- run into that dumbass.

It looks like we're among the first people to reach the front gate, the only other people I see out here are Luciana, Takamaru and some lady with brown hair who I don't know.

...and none of them look very happy at all.


>say hi to them
>wait for them to notice us
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>>36794474
>say hi to them
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>>36794474
>say hi to them
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>>36794474
>>say hi to them
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>>36794474
>say hi to them

Who could that lady be?
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>>36794474
>say hi to them
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>>36794474
>>say hi to them
Oh boy.
>I kind of want to run into Reinhold in the hallway so I can punch him in the face.
Gosh, she really does love us like a brother~
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>>36794474
>say hi to them
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>>36794506
Watch as she gets just a tiny bit jealous when she sees Carina.
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>>36794474
>say hi to them
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>>36794521
And then Elana gets a lot jealous.
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>>36794521
Oh crap, were actually bringing that scrub along, aren't we? We decided to sponsor getting her into a good orphanage here in granache, didn't we?
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>>36794570
It has been stated repeatidly that reinhold has no idea what to do with his money. What better use?
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>>36794557
Nah, she'll understand that we'll always be there and she'll love having a girl friend her age with an interest in being strong for a change.

>>36794570
You bet.
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>>36794570
Rein doesn't know *what* he's going to do with her other than "remove from cateno"
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>>36794577
He should just [REMOVE] Cateno.
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>writing
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>>36794582
We had our chance, but didn't take it. WE WERE TOO WEAK.
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>>36794570
Nah~

Make her a palace meido-in-training. Amplify the tsunjealously.
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>>36794585
Spinelle's laments will just attract bigger predators.
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>>36791476
>But that moron Reinhold pressured me into telling the King's sister-in-law and then she went and told her husband and he showed up AT MY DOOR first thing in the morning
I told you guys we should've stopped by Karel
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>>36794602
It would have created a time paradox.
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>>36794592
It kinda makes me happy to know how devastated she is right now

Rein was so close but she never got to see him.
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>>36794627
I kind of pity her though. But that particular bit of irony is delicious.
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I'm waiting for big burly Aquaman to grab Karel by the shoulders and say
"You're a princess Karel!"
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>>36794650
"I'm a what?!"
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>Rein was so close but she never got to see him.

More important things were afoot.
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I guess it's my job to break the ice... or something.

"Good morning, Princess!" I call out in what passes for my cheerful voice. "You too, Takamaru and unknown lady!"
"Oh..." Luciana turns to us. "...good morning, Karel. Emilio."
"Umm, is something wrong?" Emilio asks. "The trip wasn't cancelled, was it?"
"No, that's not it," she shakes her head. "It's Reinhold..."
"What, did he do something to piss you off too?" I ask.

It's like that dumbass has made it his personal mission to ruin everyone's morning.


>[1/?]
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>>36794670
>to ruin everyone's dayS

FTFY.
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>>36794670
>You too, Takamaru and unknown lady!

Smooth, Karel.
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>>36794690
She's a real ladies man
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I wonder, does Karel try to put on a 'manly' voice?
She's old enough that that people would be suspicious her voice hasn't broken.
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>>36794719
Always Batman, all the time.
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>>36794719
She's relatively small for a "boy" so people might assume she's a late bloomer puberty-wise.
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>>36794670

"No," Luciana sighs. "He left with Arnaud to go and fight Leviathans over in Cateno."
"What!?" Emilio shouts. "R- Reinhold... and Uncle Guillaume are..."
"It's all my fault," the brown-haired girl says as she wipes her eyes with a handkerchief.

Noticing that her friend(?) is feeling bad, Luciana walks over to her and gives her a light hug.

"It's not your fault," she says. "This is just how Reinhold is. I'm sure he'll be okay."
"Luciana, could you maybe let us in on what's going on?" Emilio asks.

And so, Luciana gives us s quick rundown of the situation. Apparently some sea serpents attacked Reinhold and this lady... his sister's (how the hell did I forget that) hometown and he jumped at the chance to kill all of them when Arnaud offered to bring him along.

Emilio told me that Arnaud's some kind of super Lighting Contractor on top of being like the best swordsman that Granache has ever seen so I dunno how much help he's going to be, but I guess Reinhold's main purpose in tagging along is to kill stuff.


>[2/?]
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>>36794756
>but I guess Reinhold's main purpose in tagging along is to kill stuff.
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>>36794756
No, Reinholds job is to heroically protect the noble people of canteno, and kill any stragglers that separate and try to attack it's defenceless citizens. And to adopt lolis.
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>>36794788
And drag AWOL princes back home by the scruff
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>>36794756
>[3/3]

"But if Reinhold's gone, what's Marianne going to do?" Emilio asks. "I mean, he's her bodyguard and-"
"She's sick," Luciana sighs. "Too sick to make it to the lake today."
"...oh," his expression darkens.

Yeah, I know he's really disappointed to hear that his crush won't be coming along...

"I guess we just have to do our best to enjoy ourselves extra for their sake," I say, putting on my best (fake) smile.
"Yeah..." Citrine nods. "Neither one of them would want us to be miserable because they can't come along."


>talk with them about _____ while we wait
>mind my own business for now
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>>36794821
>mind my own business for now
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>>36794821
>talk with them about how Reinhold is a big dummy while we wait
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>>36794821
>>talk with them about how Reinhold is a big dummy while we wait
Organising this entire thing and then not showing up. How rude.
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>>36794788
>Reinholds job is to heroically protect the noble people of canteno, and kill any stragglers that separate and try to attack it's defenceless citizens.
The indistinct grammar here initially made me think that "kill any stragglers" was ALSO referring to the "noble people of Cateno" rather than the implied leviathans.

Gave me the mental image of Reinhold corralling a bunch of scumbags into a shack, telling them at swordpoint to stay put for their own safety, and then totally 100% by accident leading a Leviathan over to smash the whole thing into bloody splinters.
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>>36794821
>talk with them about _____ while we wait
Let's get their minds off of Reinhold.

"So did you guys know I'm actually a girl? Pretty crazy right? Haha..."
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>>36794821
Ask Citrine about her and Marius's life.

Try not to gush when the subject of babies come out.

Fail.


>>36794833
I'd like Citrine to rabidly defend Reinhold at some point but it's kind of rude in the first place for Karel to say that.
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>>36794821
>Even though he is a dim witted bafoon, Reinhold knows how to handle himself in a fight. Don't worry, he'll make it back in one piece.
>talk with them about the trip while we wait, ask what they plan to do at the lake
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>>36794821
>talk with them about how Reinhold is a big dummy while we wait
Sounds right
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>>36794847
This sounds decent.
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>>36794821
Supporting either of these
>>36794847
>>36794852
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>>36794845
Great, now I'm picturing Luci groping Karel to confirm it, then just not stopping.
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>>36794821
Ask about Reinhold's life with Citrine before.
The hang your head in shame for asking such a stupid question.

Now Captcha is asking me to choose steak...
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>>36794874
properly cooked or well done?
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>>36794870
>everyone touches Karel's boobs upon learning the new, except for Emilio
>Karel slumps in a corner thinking how horrible the day's been
>Emilio comes by and ask "c-can I touch too?"

Sorry, because that's horrible.
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>>36794821
I'll go with
>>36794847
>>36794856
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>>36794890
>implying he has the guts to do such a thing
>implying he wouldn't get a massive nosebleed from even thinking about such actions
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>>36794889
9 pics of various foods.
Select all the steak in the pictures.
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>writing
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One day the new captcha system will be hacked and you'd have to answer questions like "who is best girl among these?" or for the bot to check how "patrician" your tastes in music are.
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>>36794921
I am prepared. In this hypothetical world I shall be like unto a god.
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The atmosphere here is just awful, it's like I'm standing by THREE Emilios instead of just the one. But maybe I can do something about this with my charm and wit!

"So, uh..." I say, turning to Citrine, "I can see that the baby's coming along pretty well..."
"Yeah," Citrine nods. "Three months down, six to go."
"I bet your husband's doing all kinds of crazy art stuff to get ready for when it's born, huh."
"Eheh," she shows a faint smile. "Yeah, we've been making all kinds of plans. But my grandmother's coming from Marconetti to visit tomorrow so that stuff's gonna have to wait."

And just as I'm starting to seriously consider begging Citrine to bring her grandmother to the castle when she has the time, in come Nicolette and her girlfriend.

>[1/?]
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>>36795005

oh boy here we go
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>>36795005
Enter best girl
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>>36795041
but, we're playing as best girl.
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>>36795005
>I'm starting to seriously consider begging Citrine to bring her grandmother to the castle when she has the time
D'aww, someone wants to chat with the famous Marconetti sword-lady.
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>>36795045
But spinelle is confirmed back in cateno.
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>>36795005

"Hey," Nicolette waves to us. "I heard the bad news from Melanie, how're you guys holding up?"
"well enough," Luciana sighs. "What about Melanie? Is she going to be able to come along now that Marianne's sick?"
"Yes," Melanie nods. "She was very adamant about my day not being ruined because of her so I was pretty much ordered to come on the trip anyways."
"That sounds like something that she'd do," Luciana says with a bitter smile.

After everyone's finished up with this round of greetings, Emilio speaks up.

"Nicolette, Elena isn't with you?" he asks.
"Uh, no?" Nicolette replies. "Why would she be?"
"Well I mean you stayed at your house last night and Luciana's here too so I just assumed..."
"Nope, she's still back there with Reya," she shrugs. "I think Rana left early to go and pick up Sylvie, but I dunno where she is..."

As if on cue, a carriage picks that EXACT moment to roll up.

"Hey, everybody!" Rana says, smiling happily as she leaps out of the carriage. "I bring you the gift of cute girls!"

I will never get used to her.


>[2/?]
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>>36795075
>"I bring you the gift of cute girls!"
Best girl
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>>36795075
>[3/3]

After giving both Nicolette and Melanie a quick hug, Rana hurries back to help Sir Vincent's daughters out of the carriage.

"Hey..." Sylvie says, waving to Nicolette.
"I'm surprised your bother let both of them come too," Nicolette says, pointing to her friend's little sisters.
"Mommy said that we can come along as long as we don't try to go in the lake," Racquel says.

Suddenly, Rana clutches her head.

"Dammit..." she growls. And I mean she does a legit dragon growl, it's really freaking unnerving.
"What's wrong?" Sylvie asks.
"Just remembered that I forgot something important over at Sir Gregory's place," she says with a nervous smile.
"Oh. Do you think you have enough time to go get it?"
"Might as well try," she shrugs. "I'll fly over there right quick and then take the carriage back with Reya and Elena if I can..."
"Umm, Rana?" Valerie looks up at the dragon girl. "Could you ask Elena to bring her bunny?"


>yeah, it'd be fun to fool around with the bunny out by the lake
>eh, maybe that's not the best idea
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>>36795117
>Don't say anything because it's not our decision and unlike baka oniichan reinhold, we don't need to chime in on every single detail.
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>>36795124
Seconded.
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>>36795117
>eh, maybe that's not the best idea

I guarantee that the darn rabbit is going to attract Elena toward the lurking kidnappers.
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>>36795117
>>yeah, it'd be fun to fool around with the bunny out by the lake

I dunno about you guys. But I just need to check a box for captcha.
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>>36795124
This
It's literally none of our business
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>>36795117
>eh, maybe that's not the best idea
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>>36795131
Then the kidnappers will meet with a fate worse than death. Inaba is not to be trifled with.
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>>36795124
Supporting this
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>>36795117
I'd say
>yeah, it'd be fun to fool around with the bunny out by the lake
but>>36795124 has a point.
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>>36795131
Not if we bring a pen on the back of a carriage or something
>Implying this stops the Inaba
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>>36795145
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA
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>writing
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It might be fun to fool around with Elena's bunny out by the lake... but it's really none of my business so I keep my opinion to myself. I mean, I'm not like -certain people- who make it their prerogative to chime in on every single detail of everything that everyone around them does regardless of whether or not it actually has to do with them.

Dumbass.

"Bring the bunny?" Rana asks. "Alright, I'll tell Elena that you want the bunny."
"Thanks!" Valerie says, smiling at the dragon girl as she heads through the gate and breaks into a sprint towards the general direction of Sir Gregory's mansion.

I was honestly expecting her to just fly over there.

"So once they get here then it's time to go?" I ask.
"That was the plan," Nicolette replies. "While this whole trip was Marianne's idea, Elena's the one who started it so it's not like we can leave her."
"You better not!" Valerie says, pouting.
"Cut it out, Valerie," Sylvie says, bopping her on the head. "Racquel's supposed to be the bratty one, not you."
"Hey, why are you bringing me into this!?" Racquel says, looking extremely offended at her sister's assumption that she did something wrong.

It's kind of like watching Luciana and Elena interact, but I'm pretty sure that Sylvie would punch my head clean off if I said that out loud.


>talk about ___ while we wait
>just be quiet
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>>36795285
>just be quiet
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>>36795285
>>just be quiet
not a blabberhold
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>>36795285
>just be quiet
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>>36795285
>>just be quiet
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>>36795285
>Bond over our mutual hatred of that piece of shit reinhold, and how after all the crap he went to for this picnic, he didn't even shoe up.
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>>36795285
>just be quiet
We no Rein
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>>36795313
>shoe up.
It's not his fault man, leviathans were afoot.
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>>36795285
Say good morning and ask how people have been and such polite crap but don't intrude too much. We can socialize at the lake, right now we're getting ready to go.
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>>36795329
Yeah, we need to make sure and stomp them out now, lest they get a leg up on us in the future.
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>>36795285
>just be quiet
I wonder if Luciana and Sylvie would've ended up as friends if Reinhold had picked neither of them.
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>writing
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>>36795285
> "While this whole trip was Marianne's idea"

ehehehehe
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>>36795341
Maybe but they didn't seem particularly close.
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>>36795341
They could bond over Wizard Things, I'm sure.

I imagine things would also be rather less strained if /tg/ being a hivemind hadn't resulted in us being indecisive dicks, but then that's more or less what happens when long term interactions are governed by a readership that inevitably changes between sessions.

I assume we're going to be a lot more chatty at the lake once we have to take over as Emilio's social skills? Also, what are we going to talk to Best Friend and Secret Crush about in the carriage?
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>>36795341
Outside of their common interest in magic they're probably too different.

You'd need a couple of strong bonding experiences to close that gap.

No, not -that- kind of bonding.
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I'm going to have to end this thread here, guys. Sorry.

I did enjoy setting up events for the lake trip, though... hopefully I'll be able to get through it by the next thread maybe.

I'll be running a thread on Tuesaday night, with another Karel thread.


and now question time
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>>36795410
Cheers.

Which ones of the girls would be the least likely to be friends with each other?
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>>36795410
Thanks for running
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>>36795410
Is Karel actively starting to dislike Reinhold at this point? What about the others? Does Luciana disapprove of his lack of the L word? Sylvie still think him a lying piece of shit? Nicolette think he's an complete tosser?
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>>36795410
Which character is the best diver, despite it being too cold for anyone but Rana (and maybe Reya depending on toughness) to do so on this trip?

It's totally human-form Inaba, those long, graceful ears are perfect for streamlining between the head and body
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>>36795410
Thanks arch

So how bad is Greg raging about Adrien.
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>>36795410
In the inevitable Magical Girl spinoff, which previously not-lesbian girls will become lesbians, and who will they fall in lesbians with?
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>>36795475
I think they still like him a lot, he's just an aggravating friend.
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>>36795410
Do Luciana and Marianne occasionally defend Rein's social denseness, since they know more about how damaged he is?

>>36795485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eooPPu-uBEI

Captcha: Select the pasta below
It was spaghetti
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>>36795410
Good timing since i need to head out. Thanks for running Arch.
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>>36795410
A wish to cuddle an archelon and bear his children

how do I realize my dreams?
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>>36795463
>Which ones of the girls would be the least likely to be friends with each other?
Sylvie haet Luciana.
Aside from that, I can't really see Rana becoming anything more than friendly acquaintances with Marianne.

>>36795475
>Is Karel actively starting to dislike Reinhold at this point? What about the others?
Nah, she's just really pissed and scared about the current turn of events that he kind of directly caused.

>Does Luciana disapprove of his lack of the L word?
She knows that Reinhold is damaged goods and that's why he hasn't said it.
she's pretty confident that he does love her though

>Sylvie still think him a lying piece of shit?
She places all of the blame for that on Luciana.

>Nicolette think he's an complete tosser?
Nah, they're still best buddies.

>>36795485
>Which character is the best diver, despite it being too cold for anyone but Rana (and maybe Reya depending on toughness) to do so on this trip?
Nicolette.
tsurupeta gives her the least water resistance

>>36795497
>So how bad is Greg raging about Adrien.
Oh, he's livid.
And the fact that he's been sworn to secrecy only serves to make him even more so.

>>36795506
>In the inevitable Magical Girl spinoff, which previously not-lesbian girls will become lesbians, and who will they fall in lesbians with?
Silly anon, there is no magical girl spinoff.
and in the magical girl story that only exists in my head at the moment, there are no lesbians

>>36795514
>Do Luciana and Marianne occasionally defend Rein's social denseness, since they know more about how damaged he is?
Sometimes.


And now I sleep. Thanks for playing!
For further questioning:
http://ask.fm/Maou_Zenigame/
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>>36795514
Dawww
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>>36795553
>Oh, he's livid.
I'd feel almost sorry for Adrien if he didn't deserve it.
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>>36795553
>magicalgirl
>no lesbians.
You disgust me.
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>>36795553
>there are no lesbians
You're a madman, the genre isn't ready, the world isn't ready.
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>>36795575
Such things are always said when a visionary appears. To hell with the world! We shall make it ready.
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>>36795575
My body is ready.
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>>36795553
>she's pretty confident that he does love her though

Awww nice to know she believes in him.
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>>36795600
>>36795606
But what is the alternative?
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>>36795553
>tsurupeta
>Google
Oh. ohhh... That's what that means.
I was expected some sort of aquatic weeb magic, no, not at all.
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>>36798386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfUe2eckPFQ
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>>36798561
I imagine this is Arch's ringtone



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