You are Princess Sonriel Sutkezasael Impron Xophoetaron! Heir to the ebon and bone throne of the Demonlands, and a champion of love and justice. Together with your demonic cat, blood seeking mace, made scientist best friend, and musclehead mage buddy, you are questing to locate and win the Princess Battle Tournament, a multinational contest to determine the figurehead leader of the Allied Kingdoms!>Current Level - Pretender Princess>XP - 0>Unlocked Modes: Passion and Heart.>http://pastebin.com/eGUgd8p8After recruiting the two Laemyrian guards into your retinue, you've continued the journey to the Hate Mountain. The massive, imposing landscape is before you. It practically broods with emotional depth. There is a national park near the peak of it, but tourism isn't what your father would like it to be. Every now and then you get people throwing rings into it for some reason. It's a real problem.Still, the hike up is not something to envy. Thankfully, as princess, you get to circumvent the required sixteen trials of anger to ascend Hate Mountain. Though, they do sell strange 'gold passes' that allow you to skip them as well. Most merchants have a lifetime gold pass, though the trade at the Hate Mountain Bazaaar and Festival Center is mostly for religious purposes. There are odd cults up there, after all. Just littering the place. The past several mayors of Hate Mountain have sworn to cut down on the cult population, but, well, no one really knows how to get started. I guess that's what happens when you have a living devil god inside a volcano. Good thing he is cursed to forever sleep!Still, which of the three entrances are you going to approach?>Approach the Bragen's Tower. Bragen is half-insane, which makes him half more sane than most ogres. Friend of the family.>Calypso Gate. Official Unofficial Cult Central.>The Maw of Fire and Hate. Main entrance. Leads directly to the bazaar.
>>36760597>>Approach the Bragen's Tower. Bragen is half-insane, which makes him half more sane than most ogres. Friend of the family.It would be rude not to visitTime for best princess
>>36760597>>Approach the Bragen's Tower. Bragen is half-insane, which makes him half more sane than most ogres. Friend of the family.time to visit uncle Bragen
>>36760597>Approach the Bragen's Tower. Bragen is half-insane, which makes him half more sane than most ogres. Friend of the family.
>>36760597so anyone got the link to part 3
>>36760597>>Approach the Bragen's Tower. Bragen is half-insane, which makes him half more sane than most ogres. Friend of the family.Haha! Time for totally not evil princess!
>>36760597Sounds like a friendly place!>Approach the Bragen's Tower. Bragen is half-insane, which makes him half more sane than most ogres. Friend of the family.Bragen seems cool.
>>36760667http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36667314/Or just use archive moehttps://archive.moe/tg/search/subject/Daughter%20of%20a%20Tyrant%20Quest%20/tripcode/%21rMmx4JTts./type/op/order/asc/
bragan's tower themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiaX6470jd4Writing.
>>36760597Yo, why isn't the princess wearing a top?Or is it just a strapless dress?
>>36760735>Yo, why isn't the princess wearing a top?Because Chief commissioned her to fap to, obviously.
>>36760735Top has always shown her shoulders, she just doesn't have a neck on.
>>36760735She's a princess, she's allowed to wear or not wear whatever the hell she wants.
>>36760775But we're a princess! We need to be proper! Can't go running around naked like some common whore!
>>36760786Common whores hold to their shattered dignity as if it matters!A princess can have dignity even in nudity, to hold their body up high above peasantry, even without a scrap of clothing upon their body!
updatedI regret nothing
>>36760919hahaha I like it
>>36760919I wanna max them all out.
>>36760919What about the 26 friendship points?
>>36760919These are lewd! Perfectly LEWD!
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>36760919Gotta touch both fluffy tails.
>>36761055>touch two fluffy tails at the same time
>>36761053Only the top ones, I swear!Or maybe I'm lying. You don't know how lewd I am. *wiggle eyebrows*
>>36761089"Like. Rabbits."I know exactly how lewd you are.
>>36761057Last thread we gained another social level with melody and gained 27 friendship points. (I was one off, my mistake.)
>>36761132I added the boosted social level with Melody (it's one up from before). But maybe I'll have the points in a corner or something next time.
Bragan's tower is a pretty large structure, on the eastern side of the mountain. It is where most of the business comes in and goes out of. The ogres at the gate are very friendly, and wave you in, handing you brochures and reminding you to visit the Bazaar and Festival Center of Hate Mountain if you have the chance. A few recognize you as the princess and tell you that they'll give you a special discount. You aren't sure you believe them.It doesn't take long for Bragen to appear, a real jovial fellow with a really impressive horned helmet on. He's got a massive club on his back, and is wearing a loincloth and little else, and he slaps you on the back. "Sonriel! It's good to see you again. What brings you up to Hate Mountain, m'dear?" There is a chuckle and round of introductions as he greets your party members. Bragen remembers Areli, but Melody is a bit of a stranger to him. They don't get many doktors up here. And, of course, the bunny and wolf girl are completely new faces that he's excited to see. "Does this mean we're going to get more Laemyrian tourists in the future?" Bragan gives them a gold-tooth grin."No," The wolf girl says simply."Ah, Bragen, I don't intend on hiding my visit here this time. Is there anyway you can arrange protection while I go about procuring goods for the Doktor here?" You bat your eyelashes. You've got pretty good ones, all things withstanding.Bragen claps his hands, "Anything for the little Princess! I've got some friends down in the Bazaar that will keep the riff-raff in line." That's good to hear.So, while Melody is about looking for her materials, what do you want to do while in Hate Mountain? Keep in mind that it is your last stop in civilization until you are in a foreign country.>Shopping! Let's buy some gear for our friends.>Training! Let's get stronger.>Politicing! Let's make connections in Hate Mountain.>Side Quests! Surely Bragen has something he needs help with.
>>36761163>Shopping! Let's buy some gear for our friends.>Side Quests! Surely Bragen has something he needs help with.
>>36761163>>Shopping! Let's buy some gear for our friends.>>Training! Let's get stronger.
>>36761163>>Shopping! Let's buy some gear for our friends.Lots of shopping, we can do boring training while we travel
>>36761163>Shopping! Let's buy some gear for our friends.>Training! Let's get stronger.Side quests are better when you stumble upon them.
>>36761163>Shopping! Let's buy some gear for our friends.>Training! Let's get stronger.
>>36761163>politickingPeace through superior friendship.
>>36761163>Shopping! Let's buy some gear for our friends.>Politicing! Let's make connections in Hate Mountain.We are a princess, I can't see how we could do anything else!
>>36761163>Shopping! Let's buy some gear for our friends.>Training! Let's get stronger.The sidequest will present itself while training.
Alright. Shopping and training seem like the popular choices.What are you shopping for? Gift ideas? Equipment? Supplies?What kind of training are you doing?
>>36761312Cursed Dildos of +2 Strength and Stamina.
>>36761312We need at least a gift for Daddy, I mean I know he's been here before, but that's not really the point, it's just something you're suppose to do.
>>36761337Unfortunately, plastics have not been advanced to that level yet.
>>36761350Dildos can, and have been, made from Ivory. And a variety of other materials.
>>36761312Obviously we should buy ourselves some magic wands. Of every kind.Maybe get some gifts for our new pets. Collars. Buy collars. Special collars for the both of them. Don't make them wear it yet, just keep them around for a while. Oh, And some other equipment for them, I guess. Only the best for our royal guard!
>>36761312 Equipment,Supplie and sweets
>>36761337>>36761347Why not both?>>36761312Definitely shop for gifts. A proper gift will open more doors than a smile and a wink.
>>36760597>made scientist best friendThis typo's never not going to bother me.
>>36761312Buy some cake, we need to sample cake in every new place we go
>>36761347>>36761337>>36761312>>36761364All of these are good.
>>36761312Maybe Melody would like some kind of customizable grenade?Like she could put potions or science serums into it and then throw them as needed?
>>36761391>Maid scientist best friend
>>36761312Better spears for Michi and Kaori, enchanted knuckle bandages for Areli, books and magazines on the latest scientifically magical breakthroughs, collars for mounts/pets, snacks for everyone, and Princess Monthly for MC.
>>36761312All the above. And a present for daddy, he's been such a good father.
>>36761429>>36761312>Princess MonthlyYeah! Let's see what the competition is up to!
>>36761429books and mags are for Melody, I forgot to mention.
>>36761347We need to get him something from every city/place we go to
>>36761429Yeah, everything in this sounds good."Pets" Include Michi and kaori, right?
>>36761453We should send him something that every city has, but is relatively unique in each city.
>>36761391heheheheAlright. Plenty of item suggestions. Training ideas at all? What are you training in/etc.
>>36761510Definitely group synergy. Gotta work together as a team.
>>36761510Training? Group stretching in swimsuits in front of the sun on the highest tower.
>>36761510Oh right training, let's do Passion training, those were some lack luster cheers we did back with our Felmagi
>>36761312>Shoping?Collars for the pet guards. Something that will identify them as ours.>TrainingAri needs to fucking level the fuck up.
>>36761510What works? Teamwork! Lets train up some mad combo attack ideas.
>>36761510Passion training. Let's get everyone working together as a team! We're a princess, We can't keep killing everything ourselves! We have servants for that!
>>36761510Charm! A princess and two animal girls could charm anything if they practice.
>>36761566>Passion trainingWait...could we get the pet girls to join our cheering squad rather than actually function as guards? For some reason the idea of enthusiastic bunny and grumpy wolf girl cheerleaders is hilarious to me.
>>36761630We can stand on their shoulders for a pyramid!
Alrighty! So I've got a laundry list of items here, and plenty of training suggestions.Give me a... d100 roll for the items. Higher the number, the more you get.
>>36761510We need to buy pom-poms to help with our cheering too
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>36761652Nat 1 ahoy!
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>36761652DILDO
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>36761652COLLARS!
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>36761652
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>36761652This will be a 1.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>36761652
>>36761675Not far off.Alright. Now give me a d20 for training success.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>36761693
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>36761693Fail for the fail god! 1's for the 1 god!
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>36761693
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>36761693Let's do the best we can! GO TEAM!
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>36761693
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>36761693Fail time!
>>36761728Not with a 17. That's almost always a success.
>>3676171414 is actually pretty good on my scale. Alright.I guess I have a hell of a lot of writing to do.Her is a sneak peak rival princess to show my overwhelming appreciation for this write in going so well!
>>36761630I don't know why this made me think of these two
>>36761744True, but I failed to pass the Captcha Check in time so if doesn't matter that I cleared e DC.
>>36761749She's cute. Can't wait to CRUSH HER UNDER OUR IRON HEEL!Remember, Defeat means friendship!
>>36761774Damn right it does, a certain white devil taught me this.
>>36761749Ooh! She is going to make such a pretty maid!
>>36761749She's cute! I can't wait to turn her into a maid.
>>36761749She looks nice, I hope she doesn't get too upset when we crush her and then invite her to our princess tea social afterwords
>>36761803>>36761810>>36761811But anons, what if she's strong enough to beat us? You can't just rush these things.
>>36761860We aren't rushing things! We're just predicting the inevitable! We'll get there one day!
>>36761749Hello new maid...
>>36761860We're not beating her, we're teaching her a very important lesson in friendship.
>>36761860>Backing down from a challenge. W.W.D.D? What would daddy do?We might be doing this for us, but we still want to make up old man proud.
>>36761956So does that mean we're going to turn her into a mace?
>>36761967She's not that impressive a rival. But we are going to subjugate her and forcibly bend her to our will. Weaponizarion only happens if that fails and she's strong enough to make a useful riding crop.
>>36761967We'll trap her in her chain whip thing so that we can start learning the whip moveset.
>>36762000Then we're go for the plan of turning her into a maid?
Considering we already humbled a noble girl by turning her into a maid last quest...What could we do this quest to humble our rival princesses? I like maids, but let's not get caught in a rut.
We can't turn ALL the rival princesses into maids. What do we do with the others?
>>36761312Cute underwear.Carrot and bone pillows for our pe- companions.WMDs.Lye for dissolving bodies.Makeup.
>>36762061Foster positive relations and unite the kingdoms under our rule.
>>36762061We could force the smart ones to become Melody's lab assistants/test subjects.
>>36762053Are those two corrupting her?
>>36762061Invite them to tea parties?
>>36762061I kind of like the idea of turning them into weapons like mega man, but that probably edges too close to someone's magical realm.
>>36762061Why not? Yeah we can give them specialized jobs, but I like the idea of all of them ending up as our personal attendants. Reminds them (ant their parents/kingdoms) who's the boss.
>>36762139Anon please, we are a princess not a child, we hold tea socials not tea parties.
>>36762157Do we have slumber parties or slumber socials?
>>36762148Idk man, they'd end up being so much weaker than our mace that I'm not sure it's worth the expense? You need a shit ton of reagents (or be our father) to pull off a successful weaponization.
>>36762166It's not a slumber party if it's just us and our maids.
>>36762195See, that just seems boring to me.
>>36762193Its not just a matter of strength, they could have individual useful abilities and traits.Of course they might be even more useful as not-weapons, so we'll see.
>>36762225You've never played Maid have you?
>>36762193>starter weapon>not being weaker than the power of friendship
>>36762251No, it's not the maid part, it's the fact that they're all the same thing.If each were something different, I'd be fine with it. Like one was a maid, one is a royal astronomer, one is a royal treasurer, etc.
>>36762272We'll just have to see what they're best at! I bet it is "being a princess" just like us and we shouldn't interfere with that. Princesses gotta stick together!
>>36762272We'll need at least three maids so that they'll jockey for position.
>>36762236>individually useful abilities and traits.So, how about instead of turning each of them into a separate weapon, we cram them all into the same weapon? Just add new princess to growing (tetsubo? Whatever) after defeat.
>>36762386NahWeaponization doesn't seem useful. Better stick with our mace
>>36762272I don't see why our money handler wouldn't be one of our maids. As for an astronomer, we're a princess, we go to bed early. We'd never see our astronomer.
"Are you sure you won't get bored, Princess?" Melody asks, "I mean, I was the one who really wanted to come here for some tech stuff. I know it wasn't on your list of places to go to." You're standing in the bazaar with the ogre guards surrounding you, waving your hand dismissively. "Oh, pish posh. I'm sure I can come up with something to do. Areli, how do you feel about having a shopping trip of our own?"The magi adjusts his glasses. "Uh, sure. I guess." >Areli has gained the 'exhausted' state!>Areli has increased his maximum carrying capacity!>Areli has learned not to agree to suggestions so easily!The bundle Areli is carting around is unenviable. He has several spears and javelins for the Laemyrian guards, enchanted with different elemental properties. Apparently Kaori is good at swapping the weapons on the fly, and was helping him pick them out. She showed a real passion for buying the spears, an excitement you didn't know she was capable of showing. Michi favored the javelins, saying that she wasn't cut out for front line combat. Of course, as their royal escort, you bought them the gifts without question.Next on your list was a gift for father. You might as well get him souveniers from everywhere you go. A simple carved ogre with an oversized, bobbling head was chosen for him. It bristled with ivory and gold. Just like you know he likes!You also got some cute matching chokers for the girls, each with a cartoonish cariacture of your face on the center. "What're these for?" Kaori asks, "Some kind of bracelets?"Unfortunately, you couldn't find any of the magazines. Princess Monthly was a special order you had to pull strings to even get in the capital, so it doesn't suprise you. You are upset that you don't get to read up on all the latest princess happenings. Even if they never involve you...Lots of sweets and cakes were purchased however, gifts for various people around Hate Mountain. It will make your visit memorable in a positive light.
Personally, I'm up for all turning them into a different servant for us! We can call all of them maids to simplify things, but they'll definitely all have jobs other then "Cleaning"
There were some enchanted bandages you were interested in finding to upgrade Areli's punching power, but the felmagi stubbornly refused your 'charity'. And insisted that a true felmagi creates his own fist wraps through proper 'devil negotiation'. Whatever that means.After all was said and done, Melody meets back up to you, and informs you it will take a small bit of time to get the anti-local teleportation field stabilized. So, to pass the time, you decided to do some group exercises with Areli and the Laemyrian girls.After a little bit of practice, you quickly find that they can work together fairly efficiently. With Michi and Kaori using spears, they can help fend off multiple enemies so that Areli can fight them one on one. Michi can also soften up the ranks a bit with some javelins, and Kaori can hold a much larger amount of foes off by herself. It seems to work out okay. You also practice cheering them on so as to not completely depress them like last time.When all is said and done, you have completed an absolutely wonderful time at Hate Mountain! You promise one of the guards to write in a glowing review to Princess Monthly to try and encourage more tourism.With the device completed, Melody seems rather grateful that you managed to tolerate the whole ordeal altogether, and says she can't wait to pass more invention ideas over to you.>You've gained a Social Link level with Melody! My god. Two?! You're practically. Best. Friends.>You also gained sixteen friendship points.Writing a letter, you inform your father of all the things that have happened so far, and hand it to Bragen, hoping that he will entrust it to the right people.>Make all haste to Yesliviek! Those bat people gotta find out who a real princess is.>Try to sneak into Yesliviek. Let's observe what they're like before showing up regally?
>>36762386Nah, they are still princesses, They deserve to be individual. Weaponization is already the last resort for the particular unruly ones. The others can be Maids/Pets/Teabrewers or whatever.
>>36762456>>Make all haste to Yesliviek! Those bat people gotta find out who a real princess is.Outta the way losers Princess is coming to town.
>>36762412>Not wanting a diversified arsenalMacist.
>>36762456>Try to sneak into Yesliviek. Let's observe what they're like before showing up regally?
>>36762456Let's be sneaky, it'll be hilarious when we fail.
>>36762456>Make all haste to Yesliviek! Those bat people gotta find out who a real princess is.
>>36762456>>Make all haste to Yesliviek! Those bat people gotta find out who a real princess is.Subtly?! Who the hell needs subtly! WE'RE A PRINCESS!
>>36762456>Make all haste to Yesliviek! Those bat people gotta find out who a real princess is.Sneaking does not befit a princess!
>>36762491Gas the halberds. Weapon war now
>>36762061>>36762061Obviously we can just turn them into mounts. By the end of this Quest we will ride a pyramid of princesses like Xerxes in 300.
>>36762456>Make all haste to Yesliviek! Those bat people gotta find out who a real princess is.The front door is of course the only door grand enough for a true princess!
>>36762456>Try to sneak into Yesliviek. Let's observe what they're like before showing up regally?Would hate to commit a faux-pas in front of them. Princesses are supposed to be perfect.
Alright. Looksl ike you're on the warpath to Bat Country.Give me a d20 to determine your rate of progress!
>>36762456>>Try to sneak into Yesliviek. Let's observe what they're like before showing up regally?Gotta get sneaking practice. Nobody ever shows their true self when a princess is about.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>36762637HAHAHAAH
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>36762637WEEE!
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>36762637
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>36762637>>36762645Well then
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>36762645I hope this is the interesting kind of 20 and not the absolutely nothing happens kind of 20.
>>36762645Damn, looks like we pretty much teleported there.>>36762660We meet something, it gives us something cool. At least that's what I hope for.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>36762645Did Melody's anti-teleport thing accidentally teleport us there?
>>36762645blazin a trail Alright.Writing.
>>36762645We can't stop here!
>>36762645Making our Tyrant Father proud. Priceless.
It's time to make way to Yelsiviek. Bidding farewell to Bragen, thanking him for the guards and help, you head out the gate and descend Hate Mountain."Alright. Melody? Do you know how to get to Yelsiviek? I'm afraid I have no clue."The scientist pats her device. "'Course I do, Sonri! I've got the whole demonlands mapped out right here. Why, maybe even some lands beyond!" You're not sure you believe that. Scientists never have proof of anything.Melody ends up charting a course, and your mounts make quick work of the place, getting you to the border insanely fast. So fast, that you end up arriving there before a group of assassins was expecting. You arrive in the middle of them getting ready to place traps."Uh..." The leader says, holding a large metal disc and a shovel. "You weren't supposed to get here for at least another week."Melody gasps. "He's part of the Royal Assassin's Doktorship! They're outspoken advocates of returning the demonlands to a state of chaotic war to drive the weapons development programs!" She clenches her wrench, and orders a terrodile to charge! The cybernetic beast snaps a would be science-assassin across the midsection, a horrifying scream ringing out before the scientist brains him with her wrench. You're not sure that was necessary.>Melody gained the 'exposition' state!>Melody has earned 'unusual sadism'!>Melody has learned to attack first ask questions later!The two Laemyrian guards drop into a defensive stance around you, and Areli kicks off towards another small group.What's the plan?>Advance with bunny girls to Areli's group!>Advance with the girls to Melody's position!>Go straight to the boss!
>>36762912>>Go straight to the boss!
>>36762912>>Advance with bunny girls to Areli's group!Passion mode time, we won't fail cheering this time!
>>36762912>Go straight to the boss!
>36762912>Advance with the girls to Melody's position!She's not much of a fighter, need to make sure she stays in one piece. Areli is a Felmagi he can sweep his group on his own easily enough.
>>36762912>Go straight to the boss!Yeah!
>>36762912>Go straight to the boss!>Girls to Melody's position
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>36762912>Go straight to the boss!
>>36762912>>Advance with the girls to Melody's position!Let's give our Doktor some back-up!
>>36762912>Go straight to the boss!>Send Kaori to help melody
>>36762912Let's help the muscle mage.
Boss seems like the clear winner.Give me a d20! State Passion mode or Heart mode.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>36763104Passion!
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>36763104Heart!
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>36763104Wham Bam Thank You Me!
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>36763104Heart!
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>36763104
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>36763104>Heart!
>>36763118Heart seems to be popular. Princess Heart Mode activated!Also a decent roll! Let's write!
>>36763127Hopefully that made sense as a passion vote. I guess in retrospect "RA RA, FIGHT WITH POHWA!" could also be taken as "Heart", but it is a passion vote.
>>36763131Too slow, Mati.
Alright! If you cut the head of a snake off, the rest will die! It only makes sense, yeah? You don't even have to worry about traps, since you caught them off guard. How convenient. Hoping to punish them quickly, you unsling your magic wand and prepare to take them out. Personally.Your fel stalker leaps and bounds to it's target: The fanciest looking person there. His shady cape had gold lining, he had a monocole. A small mustache. Horns, of course, he was a demon after all. A gold chain, some pocket watches. All in all, he was the most suspicious guy there. You give your wand a good wind up, hoping to levitate him out of the fight with your love and magic. However, when you tap him in the chest, you send him flying across the field, crashing into a rock with a sickening thud. Some people really just can't handle your heart.Michi picks off a couple of guys, and Kaori takes out half a dozen by herself. After the initial blitz is over, there is barely anyone left. The assassins that remain give up near immediately. Melody fleeces them for gear.>Melody has gained several useful explosives, traps, and poisons!Well. That probably would have sucked to travel through. You can't imagine how agonizing it would have been! IT probably would have eaten up several hours of time in some other universe. In fact, it may have even taken half of a 'thread'.Still, you're here at Yelsiviek's border. They don't guard them too heavily, but there are regular patrols. Of all the countries the demon lands are next to, they are perhaps raided the least. That's because they aren't very rich. Their gold all goes to sun altars deep in their capital cities. It's a very gloomy country, and as soon as you cross the border, you enter a supernatural night.Time to begin your investigations into the princess battle tournament.>Ask Melody to plot you a course to the nearest town possible.>Ask Melody to plot you a course to the nearest city.
>>36763498>Ask Melody to plot you a course to the nearest city.
>>36763498>>Ask Melody to plot you a course to the nearest city.
>>36763498>Ask Melody to plot you a course to the nearest city.What if we have to spend the night in a town? In a bed that might not even rate 5/5? The city is the only real answer.
>>36762260>implying starter weapon isn't top tierWe didn't end up with an indestructible, godslaying, divine, giant sword from looking for it in shops last time.
>>36763498>CityWe are a princess. We require upkeep and modern convenience. Also, next time we deal with TechnoAssassins let's save the best one to become Melody's Lab Assistant (Labrat).
>>36763609True, but this time Daddy gave us one off the bat. Our mace is pretty special.
You're a city girl, huh? Alright. I'll keep that in mind.Writing.
>>36763609>>36763626In OWQ we got a regular sword, it was just for a much larger person. Then it became special after WE made it so. This time we just got a superweapon from the start, and obviously a weapon you super yourself is far better than one made by others.
>>36763721I expect great thigs from your "cute batgirls" folder, Chief.Don't disappoint me.>>36763721Are you implying that a special weapon can't be special'd further?
"Melody!" You are using your command voice. The wastes of the Demonlands quickly gave way to grass. Then lush vegetation. Then a full jungle. It is sweaty and miserable. In fact, only a few hours in and you're already convinced that the Demonlands are the greatest country on the planet. "Please, can we find a city? Just the nearest one will do. I cannot abide being out here much longer."Areli sighs. He knows what that attitude means. The two Laemyrians just sort of look at each other. Apparently they are unused to the behaviour of a princess.The scientist begins fiddling with her device, turning a comically large knob on the side. "Let's see... I'm detecting large amounts of population basically everywhere, princess, so it is going to be a bit hard. There is a reason the phrase 'breed like a Zotz' exists, you know." You kinda didn't know that. Or wanted to know that. A much longer time ends up passing, and you're starting to wonder what is even going on over there, but the scientist goes "Ah ha! I've found it! It's one of their major temple cities. Not the capital, but it should still probably surprise you with how large it is.""Yes, yes. Just take me to it, Mel." You sigh, fanning yourself.Some time passes, and Melody assures you that you're almost to the city when almost sixty bat men swoop down. They're nearly naked, only wearing elaborate belts around their wastes, and using a spear each. They have humanoid figures, except for the wings on their arms, and the large ears on their head. Their eyes also look a bit odd, as if they were blind. In reality, Melody told you on one of her many lectures, they can see. Just poorly."Halt. What brings your kind here, demon? Go back to your realm!">State you're here to inquire about the Princess Battle Tournament.>State you're on a cultural enrichment trip to learn about their people.>State that you'd like to meet their princess!
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>36764115>State you're here to inquire about the Princess Battle Tournament.>State you're on a cultural enrichment trip to learn about their people.>State that you'd like to meet their princess!Why the fuck not.
>>36764115>State you're on a cultural enrichment trip to learn about their people.Don't TELL them what you want a princess has gotta be subtle. Besides it's true, when looked at in a certain way.
>>36764115>State you're on a cultural enrichment trip to learn about their people.>State that you'd like to meet their princess!
>>36764115>>State you're on a cultural enrichment trip to learn about their people.>State that you'd like to meet their princess!We don't have to jump straight for business, we need to act like a proper princess and get the people on our side.
>>36764115>State you're on a cultural enrichment trip to learn about their people.I can already tell this princess will fall under Chief's belt-bra fetish.
>>36764115>State you're here to inquire about the Princess Battle Tournament.Straight-forward is justice!
Cultural enrichment, ehhhh?!Give me a d20 to be convincing!
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>36764366we can't diplomance....
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>36764366
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>36764366C'mon crit! 1 is okay too.
>>36764378>>36764379>>36764382Apparently we can diplomance, just not straight up lie.
>>36764378>>36764379>>36764382 whoa dang that was a quick response and some good rolls.Okay. Well. Writing!
>>36764378Nah, I think we got this.
>>36764382>>36764379>>36764378Dear God. Did we just accidentally seduce an entire city?
>>36764115>>State that you'd like to meet their princess!>State you're here to inquire about the Princess Battle Tournament.And, as an afterthought>State you're on a cultural enrichment trip to learn about their people.
>>36764399Which princess is this?
>>36764399What is it with all these princesses and whips?Why don't we have a whip? We need to get a whip.
>>36764435Don't worry, they'll give it to us. Several times a day
>>36764435No, we need a princess that can whip other for us.
>>36764474We're the best princess. We're so good at being a princess, we even have other princesses as our servant!Well, Eventually.
>>36764399I take it that whips are the traditional weapon of princesses? Glad we're a little rebel.
>>36764449>disciplining the other princesses with their own whipsThat extra bit of humiliation. I like the way you think anon.
>>36764566We aren't in the group of allied princesses officially yet, I think.We have to earn our whip, by being the best princess and doing something magicky.We'll need to find a way to get one without taking the ohers' though.
Oh! Melody's lessons combined with your foreign ettiquette training would definitely come in handy here. Right? Let's see. "Ah! Sun greet you, honored ones, and I hope it shines upon your ancestors every day. I'm Princess Sonriel Sutkezasael Impron Xophoetaron, of the Demonlands. I am representing them in an attempt to enrich both of our cultures with an exchanging of ideas. Long gone are the times of a chaotic, warring demonlands. My father has ushered in a new era of peace and prosperity for our people, and we are taking advantage of this time to learn more about our neighbors. Won't you grant me passage to this wonderful city of yours? So that I may learn of your people, and share in the peace we hold for each other?" Your brilliant smile, attractive demeanor, wonderful voice, and shimmering crown all lend credence to the idea taht you are a princess. Adn you are representative of good times ahead. It is the strength of all princesses to represent hope, and you rarely get to wield it in such a blunt manner.Of course it works."Ah! A princess!" The bats do a strange bow, involving one sweeping arm. "It is an honor to meet... you? Did the demonlands have a princess?" A dozen shrug. There seems to be much chatter, and before long, the leader slams the end of his spear on the guond repeatedly. "Silence! They'll know more at the city. There isn't much that five demons can do here anyways. We'll be glad to escort you to the Yelsivi Altar, princess. Right this way."Whether the guards are to keep you contained, or to keep enemies away, you're unsure, but some travelling later and you find yourself in the city that the guard called the 'Yelsivi Altar'. It's definitely... different.>Immediately look for a souvenier for Father.>Begin looking for some signs of royalty or information on the tournament.>Try to straighten out the issue of our royal lineage before nosing around too much.
>>36764802>Begin looking for some signs of royalty or information on the tournament.>Try to straighten out the issue of our royal lineage before nosing around too much.
>>36764566There are just two princesses with whips. Most use other weapons.
>>36764802>>Try to straighten out the issue of our royal lineage before nosing around too much.
>>36764802>Try to straighten out the issue of our royal lineage before nosing around too much.then>Immediately look for a souvenier for Father
>>36764802>Try to straighten out the issue of our royal lineage before nosing around
>>36764821This, business first, doting on daddy second. It's what he would do, he got his shit together *before* he thought of having an heir.
>>36764802>Immediately look for a souvenier for Father.
>>36764802>Begin looking for some signs of royalty or information on the tournament.>Try to straighten out the issue of our royal lineage before nosing around too much.>>36764822Well ain't she a cutie
>>36764802>Begin looking for some signs of royalty or info on the tournament.We can grab daddy a souvenir later. And the peasants aren't worth the breath
>>36764845I kinda want to know more about the Demon Lord's adventures. Did that ever get elaborated on?
>>36764802Priorities:1 - Find a Batman Bobblehead for dad.2 - Try to straighten out the issue of our royal lineage (possibly conquer the nation to prove the point!).
>>36764885>This kingdom's princess yearns to be a vigilante.>To pass the time she often does battle with The Jester and other "baddies".The Jester is her butler Alfred, forced into the role to keep her happy and entertained.
>>36764802>>Begin looking for some signs of royalty or information on the tournament.
Alright. So, straightening out the confusion on your bloodline then.Writing.
You turn to face your escort, as you get near the middle of the city. "You'll find that my story is quite true, you know. Surely you've noticed that demonic incursions over the past few years have declined sharply?" It was a long conflict to unite the Demonlands, only recently has your father's more civilized policies taken hold of the whole area."Well, that's true, but we know there was a big ol' inter-demon war going on out there. Not that any civilized nation put much interest into it, you know? Those wastes are something we just hope nothing ever comes out of. So you can understand our reticent behaviour, I hope." They were treating you with a ton of respect despite not quite believing your story. I guess that is the natural dignity of a princess at work!You begin the arduous task of explaining your nation's proud and storied three year history and the bloody war that took place to let it happen, much to the rapt attention of a growing audience. Before too long, actual scholars show up and start taking notes. It seemed there was very little understanding of what was going on in the Demonlands in this country! Unthinkable! You're the largest country in the world, probably! With plentiful natural resources, such as souls and sulfur and hell-energy! A wide, and varied culture beats at the heart of your kingdom!Still, with some of the people consulting archives to check phenomena they watched occur and fact checking them against events you listed in your 'testimony' the Zotz agree that you are, indeed, a princess. And the Demonlands is now a democractic monarchy ruled by your father.The most shocking news you heard during the whole affair? Apparently, no other country in the entire Allied Kingdoms has recognized this fact either. Oh dear... no wonder none of the other princesses ever answered your letters. This was going to be an uphill battle, indeed.
Last post took me forever, and I apologize for that. Still, we seem to be making good progress so far! In all honesty, I didn't plan for this quest to be very long. I'm hoping to move to regular shortish quests. Sprawling epics are fun and all, but... they're tiring you know!Anyway! Thanks for reading, playing, supporting, and being all around great! You dudes are pretty chill and I always love running on a Sunday. It feels like Sunday crowds are usually the best, for some reason.I also see that someone archived early, so that is cool. I hope you guys join me again next time! Sometime!I have a twitter at @FouldrinkingAnd a ask.fm at http://ask.fm/ChiefGloombreakerI'll answer any question and take any comment at all! I-I'm not... I'm not lonely!
>>36765535I hope this quest isn't THAT short.
>>36765535Thanks for running.
>>36765535So will we get our proper invitation now or will we have to go across to the tourney and just show and bluff our way in?
>>36765551Oh lord, no. Just don't expect another 60 threads.
>>36765535Thanks for running.Where is part 3? I missed it and it doesn't seem to be in the archives.
>>36765535Thanks for running chief.Questions:Who has the fluffier tail? Doggy or Bunny?Is the Demon Kingdom totally unknown? Was father not public in his conquests?
>>36765535Thanks for running. And we'll see about the length.
>>36765582read the thread
>>36765535Thank for running! This quest is a ton of fun, I really hope it doesn't end too soon.
Thank for running!
>>36765535Thanks for running OP! Always great to catch your threads.
>>36762645What the fu...
>>36760798yeah! we can always blind someone if they look at us the wrong way!
>>36769891You're SEVEN hours late and bumped this thread from the grave anon, what the fuck?