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Currently, you and Amy were both in F-15 Eagles, craft that neither of you were completely familiar with, and being chased by a pair of mystery Su-37 Terminators. What had initially had started off as a simple airshow event had now turned into a life or death chase.

However, you and Amy managed to buy yourselves a bit of time by flying low into the numerous valleys and canyons in the mountain ranges outside Directus. The Terminator pilots seemed to be reluctant to follow you into such treacherous terrain, and instead seemed to have settled in a holding pattern over the mountains, waiting for you to emerge.

"Stripes,what's the ETA on that backup?" You ask.

"Less than a minute!" Lara replies. "Just hang on!"

"Um, Valkryie, we might have a problem." Amy says.

"What's wrong?"

"The next section of this canyon is gonna get a little... tricky." Amy says. "Lots of narrow twists and turns. I'm... I'm not sure if the Eagle can handle it."

"Amy, I thought you and your dad flew these mountains all the time."

"In single engine prop planes that are fucking impossible to stall in." Amy points out.

Overhead, the Terminators still circled like vultures.

>No choice. We'll have to take our chances in the canyon.
>Fly out and duck back into a more open canyon section.
>Fly out and engage the Terminators.
>Other
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>>36730100
>>No choice. We'll have to take our chances in the canyon.
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>>36730100
>>No choice. We'll have to take our chances in the canyon.

"Nobody wants to bail out onto a mountain of ice."
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>>36730100
>No choice. We'll have to take our chances in the canyon.

We'll do this like those pilots in one of the Middle Eastern Wars!
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>>36730100
>No choice. We'll have to take our chances in the canyon.

Hey merc how much would a Nosferatu fandancer cost us with and/or without the ADMM pods?
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>No choice. We'll have to take our chances in the canyon.

Just like Beggar's Canyon back home.
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>>36730248
>wanting a nosferatu
XFA-27 says hi.
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>>36730100
>No choice. We'll have to take our chances in the canyon.
Never tell me the odds!
>>36730248
couple hundred thousand, at least.
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>>36730284

A fandancer is probably easier to acquire than an XFA-27. Not to mention only the fandancer gets the ADMM pods
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>>36730100
>>No choice. We'll have to take our chances in the canyon.
eff yeah.
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>>36730330
In my opinion, ADMM's are just too flashy. I'm an Itano Circus fan myself, but I'd prefer a larger QAAM loadout, really.

Also, the XFA-27 was one of the first special planes I managed to purchase, so there.
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>>36730389
Hey, hey Mangafag.


How goes Super Sentai Witches?
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>No choice. We'll have to take our chances in the canyon.
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>>36730391
>ADMM
>To flashy

You realize that's kindof the point. It's a shock and awe weapon. If you can go solo against a flight of fighters and swat them with little to no effort it's going to seriously demoralize the enemy.
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>>36730421
Got idea with what should i draw. I think i'll modify Jetman costume a bit.
....Unfortunately, Ghost gives me boner with them SEALs witches so i'll proceed with Maman, Spiegel and Tarin in Haven Troopers suit.
And i got idea for a guest star.
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>>36730424
Well, maybe it's just me, but I guess if it's AC weapons I'd stick to QAAM's.


No hatin on your opinion though.
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>>36730468
>guest star

Ooh, is it Young as Kamen Rider Ichigo?

Also, is the drawfag who offered to make emblems around yet?
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>>36730504
nope, but he is from MGS franchise too.
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>>36730100
"We'll stick to the canyon." You say. "I don't want to tangle with those Terminators unless we absolutely have to."

"Got it." Amy says. "Just be careful, it's gonna get tight.

>roll 1d10 (ACM roll. You need a 5 or lower.)
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>36730533
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>36730533
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>36730533
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>36730470
Don't get me wrong I like QAAM, but later on they loose appeal for me.

>>36730533
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>>36730548
>>36730553
>>36730556
On the bright side, it's not like the Terminators are going to go after an ejected pilot, right?
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>>36730548
>>36730553
>>36730556
... We're starting early with the dice humor, are we?

>>36730558
Eh, it's all good man.

>>36730531
Major Zero, or Raiden?
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Welp, there goes that plane.
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Now that you think about it, just how Customized is Pixy's plane?
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>>36730531
Crap, forgot my pic.
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>>36730584
Just wait on Sunday *smile*
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Oh dear.
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>>36730608
>Sunday
again, I blame work for the 4chan filters.
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>>36730533
You try to follow Amy as best you can. Even though she wasn't used to the Eagle's flight characteristics, she did know the layout of the canyon, which meant she could at least reliably predict when to turn. You try to follow Amy as best you can, and despite her attempts to call out upcoming turns, you miss one and your entire plane shudders as your wingtip grinds against the canyon wall.

>-1hp
>9hp remains

"Valkyrie, are you all right?" Amy asks as you curse.

>I'm good. Keep going.
>Things are getting a bit too tight here. I'm pulling up.
>Other
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>>36730504
Yo, Drawfag here. I was busy all week since finals but I have indeed been working on them. Amy's is almost done and im planning on doing Lillian's next!
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>>36730724
>>I'm good. Keep going.
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>>36730724
>I'm good. Keep going.

"It's fine. Keep going buddy."
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>>36730724
>I'm good. Keep going.
Tis but a scratch.
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>>36730724

>Things are getting a bit too tight here. I'm pulling up.
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>>36730724
>>Other
Things are getting a bit too tight here, but i'll manage. Keep going.
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>>36730724
>I'm good. Keep going.
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>>36730724
>>I'm good. Keep going.

>>36730595
Probably has a hidden porno stash or something somewhere. Then Karla accidentally finds a decade old porno mag.
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>>36730724
>I'm good. Keep going.
gogogo
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>>36730724
>>I'm good. Keep going.

Hopefully we won't fail the next one.
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>>36730738
Cool.

Anyway, you were the one on twitter with the Persona profile pic, right? I tried contacting you for art suggestions, and I was wondering if you caught them.
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>>36730724
>>I'm good. Keep going.
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>>36730724
>I'm good. Keep going.
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>>36730773
and some pages are sticky. Not because glue.
brain bleach over there if you need it.
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>>36730785
>Hopefully we won't fail the next one.
Provided Based Armchair rolls, we'll be good.
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>>36730724
>I'm good. Keep going.
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>>36730790
Yep thats me. I think I missed it so just tell me at the end of the thread or something like that and ill look into it!
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>>36730826
you know that falls into 'tempting god of dice' category, don't you?
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>>36730842
Well then!
>Requesting an emblem based on the Shuffle Alliance crests, and, if you can, an anagram of Karla Weiss that has a style like Amuro Ray's
>also, maybe any of Bravo Flight as a P3P character?
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>>36730853
And that is precisely what we need right now, of course.

Unless someone makes an offering to the Dice God of the East, Lady Remi, that is...
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>>36730724
"I'm good. Keep going." You say. "It's just a scratch. Nothing serious."

However, you have the feeling you were going to have some very angry museum staff after you head if you survived this.

"A-all right." Amy says. "Just a couple more turns, but up ahead, you're going to need to go-"

Suddenly, there's an explosion overhead. You quickly check your mirrors to see a rain of loose rock tumbling down.

"What the hell was that!" Amy yells as another explosion echoes through the canyon.

"Those bastards are shooting at the canyon. Trying to flush us out." You scowl.

>Speed up. You're going to have a bad day if those rocks hit you.
>Maintain speed. They don't have a solid lock on your position.
>Other
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>>36730913
Didn't you see those 7s? Papa Nurgle's taken over Dice Duty for today.
>>36730952
>Maintain speed. They don't have a solid lock on your position.
Don't wanna crash into the canyon wall
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>>36730952
>>Speed up. You're going to have a bad day if those rocks hit you.
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>>36730952
>Speed up. You're going to have a bad day if those rocks hit you.
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>>36730952
>Maintain speed. They don't have a solid lock on your position.
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>>36730952
>Maintain speed. They don't have a solid lock on your position.
They're trying to freak us out so we'll pancake on the canyon walls.

If we're already having trouble flying, speeding up isn't a good idea.
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>>36730952

>Speed up. You're going to have a bad day if those rocks hit you.
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>>36730826
And here comes the pressure.
>>36730952
>>Speed up. You're going to have a bad day if those rocks hit you.
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>>36730952
>>Speed up. You're going to have a bad day if those rocks hit you.
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>>36730952
>>Maintain speed. They don't have a solid lock on your position.
So aside we are not cleared yet to engage these Terminators, what held us to paste these clowns?
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>>36730952
>Maintain speed. They don't have a solid lock on your position.
Speed is good and all, but a big buck like the Eagle, how good in turning it may be, will still be in a wreck if we fly too fast.

Also, the theme for the thread.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL1CNkRmHQI
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>>36730952
>Speed up. You're going to have a bad day if those rocks hit you.
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>>36730952
>>Maintain speed. They don't have a solid lock on your position.
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>>36730952
>>Maintain speed. They don't have a solid lock on your position.
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>>36730952
>Speed up. You're going to have a bad day if those rocks hit you.
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>>36730978
We'll need to offer fluff then.

>>36731000
HAHA TIME FOR THE SNOW
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>Maintain speed. They don't have a solid lock on your position.
Don't fall for their mindgames. Stay cool.
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>>36730952
>>Maintain speed. They don't have a solid lock on your position.
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>>36730952
>>36731003
>Changing to maintain speed.
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Rolled 5, 8 = 13 (2d10)

>>36730952
"Maintain speed. They're just trying to spook us." You assure Amy. "What's up ahead?"

"A really nasty S-curve. The middle turn is a real bitch."

"Wonderful." You groan as more bomb strikes impact up above.

>roll 1d10. (ACM roll. You need a 5 or lower.)
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>36731262
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>36731262


Time for us to Dance with the Angels!
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>36731262
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>36731262
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>36731262
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>>36731272
>>36731279
>>36731289
>>36731292
... Are the dice gods serious or...?
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>not voting to attain ludicrous speeds during canyon/tunnel runs

But that's the best part!
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>>36731289
Awesome rolling, anon!
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>>36731279
The angels aren't in the mood
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>>36731279
Dance with the Angels was pretty damn stupid line anyways.
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>>36731279
Even the dice gods hate AC6
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>>36731335
>>36731279
Seconded. Stick to the PS lines, Commander.
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>>36731345
Hey AC6 had great gameplay, scale, and graphics (in the air). Just you know, everything else was a bit hit or miss.
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>>36731349
AC4 didn't really have anything worth noting, IMO
AC5...."MUH PEACE!!!"
AC0 had all the good ones.
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>>36731335
Leave that line for Lara, she's Emmerian and would fit her better.
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>>36731379
AC4 had SkyEye, and everything he said was sweet honey to my ears.
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>>36731379
Eh, gotta be honest, I'd put 5 over 0, personally. 0 didn't really capture the epic scope 5 did, I feel.
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>>36731377
Oh, I agree. It's fun to play, but the way they execute the story is pretty...eh. Talisman and Shamrock feel like side characters in their own game. THAT FUCKING LINE doesn't help matters.
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>>36731379
>>36731420
If we're going by AWACS though, Oka Nieba is still top-tier.
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>>36731420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQxVsUW528I#t=37s
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>>36731420
Chopper develop fetish for Thunderhead's voice though.
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>>36731377
IMO, AC6 was the most refined in terms of gameplay, the sub-missions and competent allies made me feel like I was actually part of an air force, and not like some kind of airborne janitor. If only it had more missions and planes to use (Su-33 but no 27s or terminators? Really?), it wouldn't be treated like the red-headed stepchild of the franchise.
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>>36731262
Fuck, Amy wasn't kidding when she said this turn was a bitch. It was too sharp to yaw through, so you had to angle your Eagle perpendicular to the ground and try to negotiate the turn that way. Now was one of those times you wish you had a fancy thrust vectored bird.

And the fact those damn Terminators were still trying to bomb you was NOT HELPING AT ALL. Thankfully, their fire wasn't very accurate, often overshooting or just coming up short of your position. Finally, the canyon begins straightening out.

"Bravo Four, do you read?" Samantha's voice finally buzzes in. "What's your status."

"Still alive." You grunt. "Well, any updates?"

"Bravo One and Two have taken off and should be there in thirty seconds. Ustio's defense ministry has given us the greenlight to engage any and all unidentified craft in your sector."

"FINALLY." You grunt.

"Valkyrie, we've got a problem." Amy butts in ."The canyon widens up just ahead for a bit, so if the Terminators want to hit us, that's where they'll do it. If we speed up, we might be able to reach the other end in time..."

>Make a run for the other end of the canyon
>Engage the Terminators.
>Other
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>>36731545
Cut the chatter MF!
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>>36731507
>Heroes really do exist
AND ONE DAY HE'LL COME BACK AND WE'LL BE AT HIS WING, ALONGSIDE LEGENDS OF OLD.
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>>36731551
>Airborne Janitor
>*cough* Assault Horizon *cough*
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>>36731567
>>Engage the Terminators.
"Lets take care of them..."
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>>36731567
>>Make a run for the other end of the canyon

We started this goddamn canyon run and we're going to finish it.
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>>36731567
>>Engage the Terminators.
LETS SATISFY THE BLOOD GOD!

>>36731572
Ahhhh, i missed that sweet voice.
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>>36731567
>Engage the Terminators.
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>>36731567

>Engage the Terminators.
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>>36731567
>Make a run for the other end of the canyon
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>>36731567
>>Make a run for the other end of the canyon
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>>36731567
>Engage the Terminators.
SKIES ARE CLEAR, GREEN LIGHT ON GALM, GO!
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>>36731567
>>Make a run for the other end of the canyon
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>>36731567
>Engage the Terminators.
No point in putting ourselves at an even greater disadvantage. We're done running.
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>>36731567
>>Make a run for the other end of the canyon

"Punch it!"
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>>36731567
>>Engage the Terminators.
Time for the hunter to become the hunted.
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>>36731567
>>Make a run for the other end of the canyon
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>>36731567
>>Engage the Terminators

Its time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGuwJPepxFc
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>>36731625
>Punch it!

But we're not a GLA Quad Cannon bro.
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inb4 Real Cipher comes out and splashed these clowns as we about to engage them
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>>36731664
I'm wondering if Pixy was watching the airshow on tv before this happened.
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>>36731664
It would be a good reenactment, they didn't last very long when I played the first time.
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>>36731664
That would work if Cipher wasn't on another mission with the Blazing Unicorn Shin Kazama though.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>36731567
>Engage the Terminators.
We're tired of this running away bullshit.
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>>36731567
>>Make a run for the other end of the canyon
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>>36731567
>>Make a run for the other end of the canyon
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>>36731567
"Amy, let's engage those bastards." You say.

"Um, you sure about that?" Amy gulps. "I'm pretty sure you know this point that I'm, er, not much of dogfighter."

You're not sure why, Amy just sounds... different. Her voice lacked that usual self-confidence and bravado that she usually displayed. Maybe flying an A-10 really did something for her? Or maybe this was one of those few times where she felt genuinely vulnerable. Couldn't blame her, really. Even in an Eagle, you knew Terminators would be a tough foe to beat.

>Just stay on my wing and you'll be fine.
>Fine, you head back to base and I'll cover for you.
>Other
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>>36731707
or a mysterious Flanker in tiger stripes come instead. It fly on our side for a while before zooming out and disappear
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>>36731567
>>Engage the Terminators.
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>>36731815
>Just stay on my wing and you'll be fine.
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>>36731815
>>Just stay on my wing and you'll be fine.
"Buddy"
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>>36731815
>>Fine, you head back to base and I'll cover for you.
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>>36731815
>>Just stay on my wing and you'll be fine.
We can do this Amy!
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>>36731815
>>Fine, you head back to base and I'll cover for you.
...i don't like how it sound. Better play it safe.
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>>36731839
Yes this.
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>>36731815
>>Just stay on my wing and you'll be fine.
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>>36731815
>Just stay on my wing and you'll be fine, Buddy.
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>>36731815

>Just stay on my wing and you'll be fine.
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>>36731815
>Just stay on my wing and you'll be fine.
Time to lend some buff skills to our groundpounder little sister!

>>36731816
He's still rearming I bet
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>>36731815
>>Just stay on my wing and you'll be fine.
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>>36731815
>Fine, you head back to base and I'll cover for you.
She knows her abilities better than we do. And we only really need to solo them for half a minute or so before help arrives.
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>>36731815
"Just stay on my wing and you'll be fine." You say. "Stick close and we'll make it through this."

"R-roger." Amy says as she throttles down a bit to let you take the lead. "How are we gonna do this?"

>Be the bait. Go out first and lure the Terminators into Amy's line of fire.
>Attack them head on together.
>Use Amy as the bait.
>Other
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>>36732027
>Be the bait. Go out first and lure the Terminators into Amy's line of fire.
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>>36732027
>>Attack them head on together.
Jolly Cooperation!
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>>36732027
>>Be the bait. Go out first and lure the Terminators into Amy's line of fire.
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>>36732027
>>Be the bait. Go out first and lure the Terminators into Amy's line of fire.
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>>36732027
>Be the bait. Go out first and lure the Terminators into Amy's line of fire.
SHAKE TAIL FEATHERS FOR MAXIMUM TROLLING
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>>36732027
>Use Amy as the bait.
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>>36732027
>>Be the bait. Go out first and lure the Terminators into Amy's line of fire.
"I line em up, you knock them down Galm 1"
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>>36732027
>>Be the bait. Go out first and lure the Terminators into Amy's line of fire.
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>>36731815
>>Other

"Do you want me to protect you, amy? You may not be much of a dogfighter, but you really know how to make the girls dance. I've seen you line up attack runs in your warthog. You have really good spatial awareness and are am amazing pilot, amy. Fly defensively, draw the terminators out, and I'll hit slap out of the skies from behind. "

"ready girl? BREAK!"
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>>36732027
>Be the bait. Go out first and lure the Terminators into Amy's line of fire.
We're used to this kind of furball stuff. Amy can at least aim, otherwise she wouldn't pilot A-10's
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Drawfag again. Yo Merc, hope to not interrupt you to much but I sent a 95% done Amy Emblem for final approval to you over twitter, just in case you didn't see it!

Also
>>36732027
>Be the bait. Go out first and lure the Terminators into Amy's line of fire.
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>>36732056
>You have really good spatial awareness
So Amy is a Mu La Flaga?
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>>36732027
>>Attack them head on together.
Amy just said she wasn't good at dogfighting, so I don't think bait would be effective either way.
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>>36732027
>>Be the bait. Go out first and lure the Terminators into Amy's line of fire.
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>>36732072
Also, man, just check
>http://gundam.wikia.com/wiki/Shuffle_Alliance
for the references.
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>>36732027
>>Use Amy as the bait.

Use amy as the bait. She's scared, just let her focus on flying

Also make lesbian-innuendo jokes about who's covering who's butt here.

She's very clearly scared of the enemy planes, but if she's scrambling to protect US it'll only make her MORE jittery because feelings - she's scared we'll lose the engagement which means losing karla.

Having her be the bait avoids that, and lets her concentrate on flying-for-not-dying, while also making her heart soar putting on a show for us.

This is one of those moments where we need to read our wingmate and use their personality to its best effect.
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>>36732027
>>Use Amy as the bait.

Its mean, but >>36732133 is right
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changing >>36732068
to>>36732133
cause that actually makes a lot of sense.
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>>36732133
Can't argue with that.

>Use Amy as the bait.
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>>36732133
I dunno, sending her into gun range against 2 super-maneuverable fighters with thrust vectoring when she can barely handle her F-15 seems like a bad idea.
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>>36732129
Cool thanks!

Also I agree with >>36732133

So I'm changing
>>36732072
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>>36732133
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>>36732027
>>Use Amy as the bait.

>>36732133 Has it right
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>>36732201
Also, just in case you still can...
> if you can, an anagram of Karla Weiss that has a style like Amuro Ray's
>also, maybe any of Bravo Flight as a P3P character?
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>>36732133
This is a terrible idea. She's unfamiliar with the F-15 and it's controls. Sending her into the gun sights of these guys is risking her life far more than the risk we would take if we played the bait.
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>>36732255
This.
There is time for innuendo but now is not the time.
inb4 Amy is our PJ
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>>36732196

You beat that with Trust Vectoring.

It don't matter how fancy them fighters are if they're straight -lineing for a gunrun.

In this situation, you want the pilot with the highest change of killshots to have the best maneuvering to pull it off.. and that means karla.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQAmvKMGUko

also just gonna leave this here
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>>36732236
Possibly! No promises as I'm buried in a crapload of other requests, but I do love me some Persona so a P3P version of Bravo Flight isn't exactly out of the question! Do you mean as in the artstyle, a talk sprite, or them in a gekkoukan outfit?

Also should I just give myself a name for the sake of being able to answer questions and stuff without letting you guys know it's me? Like Pixelfag something?
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>>36732290
>Also should I just give myself a name for the sake of being able to answer questions and stuff without letting you guys know it's me? Like Pixelfag something?
why not.
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>>36732290
It's up to you boss. Although Aigis as Karla or Amy cuddling Koromaru doesn't sound like a bad idea...
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>>36732149

Aww, thanks guys. I didn't expect to get so much support! thanks for making a poster feel special.
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>>36732027
Okay, there's a bit of discussion confusing vote changing going on, so one more vote.

>Be the bait.
>Use Amy as bait.
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>>36732364
>Be the bait.
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>>36732364
>Use Amy as bait.

TIME TO SWITCH VOTE
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>>36732364
>Be the bait.
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>>36732364
>>Be the bait.
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>>36732364
>Use Amy as bait.
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>>36732364
>Be the bait.
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>>36732282
You're still putting a pilot unfamiliar with her plane straight in the gun sights of these super maneuverable planes. Amy is better equipped to shoot them down if we're distracting them than survive them if she is the bait.
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>>36732364
>Use Amy as bait.
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>>36732364
>>Be the bait.
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>>36732364
>>Be the bait.
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>Be the bait.
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>>36732255
>This is a terrible idea. She's unfamiliar with the F-15 and it's controls

Its an even worse idea to trust her with -weapons- she's not familiar with.

She's a ground-attack-champ.

At least pilot skills stay the same between planes.

gotta use that statline where its best, anon
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>>36732364
>>Be the bait.
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>>36732436
Missiles are missiles mate.

Get lock, fire, and move on.
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>>36732364

>Be the bait.

And I'd prefer we didn't use any stupid innuendo while we're fighting for our lives here.
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>>36732364
>Use Amy as bait.
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>>36732436
She still blows targets out of the sky with that A-10 of hers, somehow. As I said here>>36732414
she's more likely to shoot one of these guys down than to survive being bait in her current state.
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>>36732414
>Amy is better equipped to shoot them down if we're distracting them than survive them if she is the bait.

This applies equally to the weapons though.

Inb4 she whiffs all her missile locks and its 2v2 n-e-way
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>>36732364
>Be the bait.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>36732364
1: Be the bait.
2: Use Amy as bait.

Its going to come down to roll anyways
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>>36732465
Still better than putting her out there in plane she barely knows how to fly. And at the very least. We bought time for back up to get here. The real fighters with more weapons than us.
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>>36732465
Enough to buy us some time until Lara and co coming.

>>36732482
THE DICE GOD HATH SPOKEN!
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>>36732463
>You're not sure why, Amy just sounds... different. Her voice lacked that usual self-confidence and bravado that she usually displayed. Maybe flying an A-10 really did something for her? Or maybe this was one of those few times where she felt genuinely vulnerable.

... yup. death flag raised. context clues and all that.

Way to put the panicking pilot into a stressful situation guys.

Lets put it this way: If we're the one taking the shots, we have the snow. Chooser of the slain and all that.
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>>36732492
>>36732489
>>36732465
>>36732463
>>36732451

everyone's missing the point, though.

We aren't getting cash for kills if we let the teammates have it.
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>>36732558
You know what's better than that? Everyone getting out alive so shut up about the cash.
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>>36732558
And risking our mate for cash is okay? Our mates that already show signs of distress?
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>>36732558
Doesn't concern me one bit.
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There's not really any upside to using Amy as bait. If Amy fucks her shots up with us as the bait, the worst that happens is she draws heat on herself and it's no different from starting out with her as bait.

We're better at maneuvering which means we can stall for reinforcements longer than if we send Amy out into the meat grinder. We took on an F-22 in an F-4, I'm pretty sure we can handle two Su-37s in what is canonically one of the fastest jets in the series.
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Rolled 7, 3, 4 = 14 (3d10)

>>36732364
"All right, Magnet, listen very closely." You say as you look at the two orbiting Terminators. "I'm going to do a powerclimb out of the canyon to draw their attention. You delay for a few seconds and wait for them to come after me. Then you pop out of the canyon and hit them from behind. Got it?"

"Are you sure?" Amy asks.

"Hey, YOU got the easy job." You grunt. "I'M the one who's life is on the line here. I'm putting a lot of trust into you for this."

"R-right." Amy gulps. "I won't let you down."

"Good. Remember. Point and shoot. It's that simple." You say.

"Y-yeah."

You take a deep breath, and then orient your nose up and throttle up to full power. Your engines roar as they fight gravity, pushing your Eagle higher and higher.

Meanwhile your radar warnings scream as the two Terminators begin homing on your position.

>roll 1d10 (ACM roll. You need a 5 or lower to succeed.)
>Also rolling for Amy's shooting.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>36732655
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>36732655
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>36732655
Here comes the snow!
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>36732655
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>>36732666
Based Armchair
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>36732655
SCREW THIS, SHOOT EVERYTHING
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>>36732558
Knight Ace style mang
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>36732655
>>roll 1d10 (ACM roll. You need a 5 or lower to succeed.)

BRING ON THE ASGARD!
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>>36732671
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Rolled 4, 2, 1, 8, 1, 4 = 20 (6d10)

>>36732655
Rolling for the Terminators...
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>>36732671
Aw dammit, now I kinda wished I didn't roll.....But then again, a 2nd place is better than nothing...
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>>36732666
THE SNOW COMES FOR US ALL
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>>36732666
Thank you Commander. And why the fuck do the dice gods love the snow so much?
>>36732671
Too late...
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>>36732695
Fuck your ones.
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>>36732695

.... those terminators must be snow-powered killing machines!
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>>36732712
Tis the season. Also why would anyone that isn't invading Russia not love the snow?
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>>36732731
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER NOT CRY
YOU BETTER NOT POUT I'M TELLING YOU WHY
SANTA PIXY IS COMING TO TOWN
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>>36732695

IN YUKTOBANIA, SNOWS COMES YOU
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>>36732716
IMMA DICE GOD IMMA DO WHAT I WANT
ALL THOSE ONES JUST GET YOU A TAUNT
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROLL-OFF I'VE EVER LOST
RIPPING UP CHARACTER SHEETS, IT FEELS SO SWELL
WHETHER I'LL LET YOU WIN
ONLY TIIIMEE WILL TELLLLLL
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>>36732695
Fuck man, are Cipher and Pixy in those terminators?
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What happens when the OTHER wing of Pixy's F-15 gets blown off? Do we fly back to base?
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>>36732655
You hoped that your powerclimb would be sudden enough that the Terminators wouldn't be able to get a lock on you, but you scowl when your missile warning screams and your radar tags two missiles on your tail.

"Fuck fuck fuck." You grunt. Your mind races as the world slows down, your brain going into overdrive. You have two options that you can see. One, you could keep climbing till the very last second and deliberately stall your plane. The missiles wouldn't be able to keep up with the maneuver, it and it would just be a matter of regaining control before you hit the ground or get picked off by the Terminators.

The second, and decidedly more insane, option was to flip over now and try to intercept both missiles before they could hit you. They had to fight gravity, slowing them down. You'd have a fair, though still slim, shot. But if you pull it off, you'll be in a good position to respond to any other moves the Terminators make.

>Dodge the missiles.
>Shoot the missiles.
>Other
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>>36732830
>>Dodge the missiles.
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>>36732830
>Dodge the missiles.
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>>36732830
>>Dodge the missiles.
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>>36732830
>>Dodge the missiles.
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>>36732830
>Shoot the missiles.
Screw this, we're UN War-era Roy Focker now.
SHOOT ALL THE MISSILES!
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>>36732830
>Dodge the missiles

Because it's the not totally rediculous option.
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>>36732830
>>Dodge the missiles.
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>>36732829
The curator won't amused, that for sure.
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>>36732830
>Dodge the missiles.
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>>36732830
>Shoot the missiles.

Go bold or go home
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>>36732830
>>Shoot the missiles.
I feel safer with this option than stalling our plane in the middle of a dog fight.
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>>36732830
>Shoot the missiles
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>>36732829
Then it'll be called DOUBLE WING PIXY WITH RANCH DRESSING
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>>36732830
>>Shoot the missiles.
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>>Shoot the missiles.
>>Other

Pop flares. pull a cobra to move our engine exhaust away from the IR-seekers, throttle the engines down for just a bare moment while the flares disperrse - touch and go - pop chaff to break up our radar signature as we re-maneuver into facing the missiles head-on.

>>36732884
muh riggah!

>>36732886
>stalling our plane in the middle of a dog fight.
stalling our plane in the middle of a -canyon- that will eat it for lunch without engine power.
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>>36732830
>Dodge the missiles.
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>>36732830
>Shoot the missiles.
That just sounds too badass to ignore.
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Alright let's try myself with a name, man this feels weird. Here's Amy's emblem completed.

1/5 Emblems to go!

Also working on another little bonus something, hopefully I can get it done before the thread ends.
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>>36732830
>>Shoot the missiles.
We Ace Combat now.
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>>36732937
You realize we're in an F-15, right?
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>>36732830
>>Shoot the missiles.
Eh fuck it, might as well be bold.

It'll probably be just be a difference of rolling under a 5 or a 4.
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>>36732830
>>Shoot the missiles.
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>>36732830
>Shoot the missles
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>>36732830
>>Dodge the missiles.
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>>36732937
Check out this dogfighter! Supporting this in addition to my vote here>>36732886
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>>36732948
>BZZZT BZZZT
Ahw man that looks pretty cool.
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>>36732937
Is that a fullback?
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>>36732282
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQAmvKMGUko [Embed]
>also just gonna leave this here

.... holy fuck my sides. Underrated post right here.
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>>36733000
Looks like a Su-30 to me bro.
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>>36733022
My skill at ID'ing planes does not extend well into the jet age.
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>>36733017
Murrica, YEEHAW!!
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>>36733050
Don't worry man, I'm not too good ID'ing the Su-27/30/35/37 series myself. Even if one of those has a distinguishing pair of canards.
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>>36733017
Dos Gringos is hilarious. A couple of pilots made a band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBfkbO0JuU8
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>>36733017
Dos Gringos are relevant for every thread. I have a feeling that something like this is going through Amy's head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=335GdTqtyLs
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>>36732985
>>36733000

the main difference between this maneuver and what we should do is they continue on a straight path ahead. What we want to do is power-out into a corkscrew turn at the peak of the maneuver, in order to fly back the way we were coming from.

...it also may involve a roll and flying upsidown at a moment, which also makes the maneuver even more badass, because meeting terminators head-on upsidown, while shooting their missiles down just says WELCOME TO THE FESTIVAL BITCHES like no other.

>>36733060
i uh got your merica right here broski
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>>36732830
Well, if you were going to do something crazy, you might as well all the fucking way. You hit your elevators and execute at midair flip, your stomach lurching as g-forces throw your internal organs all over the inside of your body. Your HUD then tags the 2 incoming missiles.

You got one shot at this and thumb off safeties for guns and missiles.

>Roll 3d10 (-1 to AtA and GUN due to small target)
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Rolled 2, 6, 2 = 10 (3d10)

>>36733119
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Rolled 2, 3, 2 = 7 (3d10)

>>36733119

La la la la~
Listen to our BEAUTIFUL VOICE!!!
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Rolled 8, 8, 8 = 24 (3d10)

>>36733119
COME ON
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>>36732937

>thrust vectoring
>In an F15

Oh how I wish we had a Raptor, though. Or an X-32.
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Rolled 2, 2, 9 = 13 (3d10)

>>36733119
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Rolled 10, 4, 10 = 24 (3d10)

>>36733119
>>Roll 3d10 (-1 to AtA and GUN due to small target)

HERE COMES THE SNOOOOOOOOW
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Rolled 5, 7, 1 = 13 (3d10)

>>36733119
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>>36733119

HERE COMES THE SNOW
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Rolled 9, 2, 9 = 20 (3d10)

>>36733119
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>>36733119
COME ONNN!!!

>>36733098
I GOT SOME MORE
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>>36733132
Okay....Confirmed. Use PS2 Trilogy Ace Combat Quotes.....
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>>36733137
This is why Armchair does it.
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>>36733137
The snow does not come with you, anon.
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>>36733082
27 and 35S do not have canards. 30 does depending on precise version (I think), tech demonstrator 35 and 37 do.

37 and I think 35S have thrust vectoring.

>>36733088
http://youtu.be/2bqx2wIQtKo
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>>36733132
HAHAHAHAHA!
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>>36733137
That's some great snow there.

>>36733133
And you. Clearly Khorne likes you. Too bad we roll low here.
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Rolled 8, 3, 7 = 18 (3d10)

>>36733119
let see if God Dice taunt on me now...
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>>36733137
... i'm just.. gonna recuse myself from rolling.

>>36733157
The snow came. It didn't get any on the dice where it should have, though....

>>36733145
.... i love how i recognized what that was from the thumbnail.

RIIIIIIIIIICHHHHHAAAAAAARRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
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>>36733088
You know that the song ends praising the F-16 over everything else?
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>>36733197
BURNING. AMERICAN. JUSTICE!!!!
>>36733167
Like I said, the later Sukhois are too difficult for me to pinpoint.
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>>36733244
And all of the damn Gen 5 fighters look the same.
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>Dos Gringos
Is that kinda like Sabaton, except more 'Murican?
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>>36733272
They aren't 5th gens. They're 4, maybe 4.5.
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>>36733272
I yearn for the day that ugly fighters make a comeback, where stealth is given as a secondary priority. Which will never happen....
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>>36733279
Nah. It's less "War is fucking AWESOME" and more "Being a fighter pilot is fucking AWESOME"

You know, in between the songs about 12 inch dicks and vibrators.
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>>36733279
They're a couple pilots who made a band.
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>>36733279
More like Sabaton with more MURRICA and humor.
>>36733272
All in the name of STEALTH, man.
>insert sarcasm here
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>>36733279

Dos Gringos is what happens when you take a couple musically inclined Air Force pilots, give them a guitar and a harmonica, and have them write songs about how much it rocks to be a fucking pilot, great wingmen, and alcohol.
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>>36733317
Relevant.
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>>36733119
You press down on the trigger, releasing a pair of missiles and swarm of bullets at the incoming missiles, and, surprisingly enough, manage to destroy both of them. You're not sure if the missiles or the guns did the job, but you're just glad you're still alive.

"I got one of those motherfuckers!" Amy says cheerfully, her usual bravado starting to bleed back in.

Sure enough, you check your radar and see that there's only three of you in the sky now.

"Don't get cocky, buddy. There's still one left." You grunt as you try to get a read on everybody's positions.

Amy was right below you, while the other Terminator looked to be heading away to come around for another pass. That was odd, since he was outnumbered-

Suddenly, your radar starts registering more pings as six Flankers crest the mountain range behind the Terminator.

Motherfucker.

"YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAW!" You hear a very loud and familiar voice whoop over the radio. You see Lara's Eagle and Lilian's Typhoon dive down from the sky, splashing one of the Flankers and scattering the rest.

"We got things handled here, you two head on home!" Lara says.

>Retreat with Amy.
>Have Amy retreat while you help Lara and Lilian.
>Get back into the fight with Amy.
>Other
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>>36733331
>Have Amy retreat while you help Lara and Lilian.
>>36733303
It'll happen in the future, when sensors sense so supremely such that stealth is subjugated.
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>>36733321
Such a lewd shot. Did she consent to that?
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>>36733331
>>Retreat with Amy.
Yeah, we're kinda piloting a priceless relic from the Belkan War.
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>>36733331
>>Retreat with Amy.
Who know there is another straggler around here?
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>>36733331
>>Get back into the fight with Amy.
Let's not leave a 2 on 6. 4 on 6 is much more fair. Also good confidence boosting.
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>>36733331
>Get back into the fight with Amy.
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>>36733331
>Get back into the fight with Amy.
We're cipher and pixy! we don't go home until the big bell rings!
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>Get back into the fight with Amy.
HELL NAW, AMIGO. If camera crews are rollin, we better give em an airshow!!!
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>>36733331
>>Get back into the fight with Amy.
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>>36733331
>>Have Amy retreat while you help Lara and Lilian.
She's done her part now she can bug out.
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>>36733331
>Get back into the fight with Amy.
Like we're going to leave the rest of the wing behind.
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>>36733331
>>Get back into the fight with Amy.
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>>36733331
>Get back into the fight with Amy.

Here's a good chance for her to learn not to suck so bad.
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>>36733331
>Get back into the fight with Amy.
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>>36733327
Again, the F-35 that looks like Anzu.
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>>36733406
... hatesex?
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>>Get back into the fight with Amy.

Time to get stuck in!
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>>36733279
>Is that kinda like Sabaton, except more 'Murican?

Its more like the intersection between 'guitar comic' and 'jetplanes bestplanes' and 'folk-filking about air combat'.

If you like shit like Dawson's Christian and The Ghost of Carmen Miranda, its kind of like that, except with more fighter jock humor.

and a surprisingly good amount of technical lingo thrown in there.

If you're not embarraseed by how much of this you get when listening to them jam about shit-talking the awacs(going in for guns) and leaving the jammer-pod on (i'm a pilot) then you're not enjoying the full dos gringos experience.

that being said they're fucking hilarious to the average layman too.

>>36733321
>Dos Gringos is what happens when you take a couple musically inclined Air Force pilots, give them a guitar and a harmonica, and have them write songs about how much it rocks to be a fucking pilot, great wingmen, and alcohol.

.... speaking of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqDE76JjK7o
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>>36733423
Hatesex.

I'm still kinda pissed off over that.
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>>36733423
You know you would.
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>>36733450
>>36733454
I was wondering when someone would bring this up.
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Finally found the song that was played in AC4's "story segments".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-taFnhVz4Rw
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>>36733454
>>36733450
>>36733423
What are you talking about? I do get the part about the F-35 looking like Anzu (even though she kinda looks more like a twintailed Komari from NonNon Biyori), but not the hatesex part.
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>>36733423
>>36733450
>>36733454
>>36733483
I feel like I'm out of the loop here.
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>>36733483
Akebi still best girl.

But enough of that, we got Flankers to kill.
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>>36733483
Blackjackand GuPQ RIP, we'll miss you dearly
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>>36733331
>>Other

"Fraggin galm" we fake-gripe "late to the show and stealing all the glory anyway. "

Other>

Stay and help. Climb for the skies and turn our radar to maximum.

This is undoubtedly a feint to test air defenses during a national holiday.... but you just don't send fighters without a plan or support or a ground team or something.

Keep an eye out for shipping that STOL fighters could use as a q-ship homebase, or choppers trying to sneak into the mainland under the radar line while fighters are too busy being distracted by dogfighting feints.

Tldr; Patrol to make sure enemy reinforcements aren't on the way, then engage flankers.

DEM KILLS. WANT THAT TOMCAT
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>>36733502
>>36733503
Something from Girls Und Panzer Quest, basically anon took to Anzu's scheming badly and declared hatesex more or less.
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>>36733519
wait what?
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>>36733327

>YF-23 senpai left to watch her younger sisters blow apart terrorists and get actual combat experience as she sits in a hangar rusting away with the old prop-drive warbirds and antique jets

This is the meaning of true suffering.
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>>36733331
"Come on, Magnet. Can't let Stripes and Angel snag all the kills, right?" You grin as you level out your Eagle.

"Hell no!" Amy says as she forms up with you. "Still got plenty of fuel and ammo. Wouldn't be right going home without using all of it."

You quickly scan the battlespace again. Thanks to Lara and Lilian's efforts, the Flankers were split up into two groups of two and three planes each, while the Terminator was all by itself, obviously looking for a chance to strike.

On the on hand, if you take out the Terminator, you'll get rid of the most threatening individual fighter on the field. However, with those Flankers still around, they could easily come to its aid, despite Lara and Lilian's presence...

>Go for the Terminator
>Go for the Flankers.
>Other
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>>36733502
>>36733503
Joke from GuP Quest. RIP Blackjack.
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>>36733331
>Have Amy retreat while you help Lara and Lilian.
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>>36733502
>>36733503
Girls und Panzer Quest, run by BlackJack
Its about a guy and his Pershing crew who got drafted into helping Oorai. A few players were constantly trying to rape/hatesex Anzu whenever we interacted with her.
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>>36733546
>>Go for the Flankers.
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>>36733546
>>Go for the Flankers.
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>>36733502
>>36733503
GuP Quest. questors hated Anzu, and someone decided hatesex was the best solution for her appearances. It stuck.

>>36733517
>>36733519
Clearly, Rommel and Guderian are best GuP girls.
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>>36733546
>Go for the Terminator
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>>36733537
;_;

>>36733546
>Go for the Flankers.
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>>36733546
>Go for the Terminator
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>>36733546
>Go for the Terminator

>Magnet
>Not Cipher, Galm 1, or Buddy

Didn't we say we wouldn't stop til we were off contract?
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>>36733497
You are a god amongst mere men.
I've been looking for this song for ages.
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>>36733546
>>Go for the Terminator
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>>36733546
>>Go for the Terminator

Is anyone else qualified for this manuver?
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>>36733546
>>Go for the Flankers.

>>36733566
>Clearly, Rommel and Guderian are best GuP girls.
I still torn we don't get Guderian route on GuPQ.
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>>36733546
>Go for the Terminator
DAMN STRAIGHT! LET'S SOCK IT TO THIS BASTARD!!!
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>>36733546
>Go for the Flankers.
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>>36733546

>Go for the Terminator
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>>36733546
>>Go for the Flankers.
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>>36733546
>Go for the Terminator
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>>36733546
>>Go for the Flankers.
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>>36733546
>Go for the Flankers.
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>>36733546
Terminate the terminator.
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>>36733595
You'll just have to work extra hard when it comes back.
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>>36733595
Nah, it's all good. I'm still waiting for the movie though, and they have to move its screening to next summer, to boot.
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>>36733553
>Girls und Panzer Quest
>it's about a guy
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>>36733690
A guy who gets sidelined for all the yurifagging tension.
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>>36733690
I miss Trap Und Panzer.
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>>36733598
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>>36733706

Oh that was promising.

Pity it was only a single thread.
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>>36733548
>>36733566
>>36733553
>>36733642

Will BJ ever come back, guys? After GuPQ and LGA ended I miss having cute girl in tank shenanigans--though cute girl in planes shenanigans is also bretty gud.
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>>36733758
Not in the foreseeable future, I guess. You'll just have to hold on to strike witches, PJs, cyberidols and the occasional drawfagging.
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>>36733758
If you have to ask "Is [Quest] or [QM] coming back?"...
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>>36733758
who know.
Guy is not even updating his twitter since that last tweet.
We can hope miracle like happen with Planefag, though i'd prefer BJ improve his posting time
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>>36733827
That'd involve him not milking for comments/attention or playing WoT inbetween quest posts.
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>>36733806
>LGA is over
>SW of Gallia is on hiatus
So much for that. Least there's still that Kancolle Quest.
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>>36733546
"Come on, Buddy. Let's finish what we started." You say, angling towards the Terminator. "Stay close."

"Roger." Amy says as you pick up speed.

The Terminator turns to meet you, but it's not alone. The two-plane Flanker group forms up right behind him, ready to meet you.

"Valkyrie, I can handle the two Flankers." Amy says. "At least keep them busy. They're not as good as the Terminator. You're better at this than I amI think I'd just hold you back, anyways."

"Are you sure, Buddy?" You ask.

"...yeah." Amy admits.

>Good luck.
>You're sticking with me.
>Other
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>>36733911
>You're sticking with me.
>>
>>36733911
>>Good luck.
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>>36733911
>You're sticking with me.
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>>36733911
>Good luck.
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>>36733911
>>You're sticking with me.
"When the hell did Galm team ever split up"

Other than ya know
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>>36733911
>>You're sticking with me.

>>36733907
You know, given /tg/ and /swq/ fans tendencies, i surprised nobody tried to fit Fury (2014) into SWQ timeline. Perhaps it'll less silly.
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>>36733911
>Good luck.
It'll help her confidence at least.
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>>36733911
>>You're sticking with me.
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>>36733911
>>You're sticking with me.

We do this together or not at all!
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>>36733911
>You're sticking with me.
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>>36733911
>>You're sticking with me.

Two is better than one
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>>36733911
>>You're sticking with me.
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>>36733911
>>You're sticking with me.
We''re not pulling a MGNQ two times in a row today!
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>>36733700
>yurifagging tension in GuPQ
The Ruseman walks upon the land.
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>>36733951
I dunno. I mean, when they did stick Sergeant Oddball and his Sherman from Hogan's Heroes in vanilla SWQ, that was far too early in the threads, and he hasn't made any notable appearances since.
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>>36733497
Huh, Yellow 13 played a section of that song...
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>>36733951
Which SWQ timeline? There's been many.
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>>36733911
>>Other
"No way, amy. I know you just like watching my ass, but you gotta learn to dance sometime!"
>>You're sticking with me.
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>>36734053
There is really only one as far as I know. All of the other quests stick with PF's timeline, just in different places and times
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>>36734071
Gallia didn't.
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>>36734053
I do believe you are speaking of the time PERIOD, my friend.
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>>36734107
Why the hell would we be talking about that shit?
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>>36734107
Gallia was just German's version of how he thinks how Strike Witches should be.
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>>36734125
Whats different?
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>>36734107
Gallia quest follow more closely to original source than SWQ anyway.
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>>36734144
Uhm, Valkyria Chronicles universe?
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>>36734144
Neuroi, for one. Rogue Neuroi allying with humanity to fight other Neuroi, for another.

And lesbianism was much more front and center.
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>>36734144
More lesbians. More obvious about it though rather then implied.

compared to SWQ at least
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>>36734151
>Implying that's a good thing.

>>36734144
More lesbianism, less everything else.
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>>36734144
Replace the fighter combat and general pilot-grade ass-hattery with more pedophile bait.
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>>36734201
> more lesbian pedophile bait

Fixed that for you
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Rolled 18, 15, 8 = 41 (3d20)

>>36733911
"You're sticking with me." You say. "Since when did Galm Team ever split up?"

"Um..."

"Actually, don't answer that question." You sigh, realizing how awkward that question was. "Just get ready to break hard once you fire."

"Roger!"

The Terminator and his two Flanker buddies start heading straight for you for a head on pass as well. Looks like they didn't want to waste time, either.

Your targeting computer buzzes as it gains a positive lock. You fire your missiles right as Amy does.

>roll 2d10 (AtA roll. You need a 6 or lower.)
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Rolled 2, 7 = 9 (2d10)

>>36734221
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Rolled 8, 3 = 11 (2d10)

>>36734221
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Rolled 7, 6 = 13 (2d10)

>>36734221
>roll 2d10 (AtA roll. You need a 6 or lower.)

>>36734183
>>Implying that's a good thing.
That depends.
I enjoy both original series and SWQ 'verse.
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Rolled 6, 6 = 12 (2d10)

>>36734221
>>
Rolled , , = 0 (3d0)

>>36734221
Aaaaaaand I fucked up Amy's rolls.
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Rolled 7, 8 = 15 (2d10)

>>36734221

Let's go!
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>>36734239
Err...
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>>36734239
Try again?
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>>36734239
She uh, she did great.

Yeah.
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>>36734239
How do comma's rate?
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>>36734229
>>36734230
>>36734232
>>36734233
>>36734239
I NEED AN ADULT
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>>36734239
There are no words.
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>>36734267
Clearly she suceeds so wildly, she destroy all three. She might make ace in a day or something
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Rolled 3, 5, 10 = 18 (3d10)

>>36734239
Here, let me do that for you
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>>36734120
Because I thought you were talking about the good Strike Witches quest.
Alas, it was PF's and his ilk.
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Rolled 2, 1, 10 = 13 (3d10)

>>36734295
Huzzah! IT works!!!
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>>36734239
Should I ask how this happens or should we just start begging for the dice gods' mercy for when it happens again?
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>>36734295
No its okay, ill take the commas
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>>36734281
"Hyaaaaah! Eat this!"
*missile shot, trashed*x4
"...who build these missiles, Scrooge McDuck?"
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>>36734324
>Cirno's first dogfight.gif
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>>36734324
Worse Powers Industries

Scrooge McDuck believes in quality
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Rolled 6, 6, 1 = 13 (3d10)

>>36734239
Okay, I don't know how the hell that happened.
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>>36734382
That. That's pretty good.
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>>36734350
>>36734324
All these talks of McDuck and here I am, reminded of his better cousin, Dark Wing Duck.
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>>36734350
Depend on who the author.
Every disney author seems have their own interpretation on Scrooge.

>>36734396
>Dark Wing Duck.
Damn i missed it so much.
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Rolled 4, 8, 6, 7, 9 = 34 (5d10)

>>36734382
And now for the Slavshit
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>>36734382

HERE COMES THE SNOW

FOR MERC
>>
We really need to interact with Lilian some time. Everyone else has plenty of development. Lara, because she's our wingmate; and Amy, because both of our families were involved in the Belkan War.
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>>36734413
Slavshit is still shit. Who would have guessed?
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>>36734412
Disney Saturdays, man. Along with lion king, tarzan and Mighty Ducks.

Well, either that or Shaider.

>>36734413
Here come the Slav Tears...
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Rolled 4, 2, 2 = 8 (3d10)

>>36734413
Between yourself and Amy, you manage to down the two Flankers, the aircraft disintegrating in the air as your missiles slam into their engine intakes. However, the Terminator emerges unscathed and manages to get a missile off.

"Amy, break! BREAK!" You yell as you jam your stick to the side.

>roll 1d10 (ACM roll. You need a 5 or lower.)
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>36734459

SNOW PLS FALL ON MEEEEEEE
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>36734459
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>36734459
Here comes the snow!
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>36734459
>>roll 1d10 (ACM roll. You need a 5 or lower.)
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>36734459
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>36734459
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>>36734468
>>36734472
>>36734473
...Oh fuck.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>36734459
RIGGED DICE!
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>>36734472
>>36734473
Hey a crit fail. Neat.
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>>36734468
>>36734472
>>36734473
>>36734477

WE'RE FUCKED
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>>36734468
>>36734472
>>36734473
Aw shit...Lemme guess, Pixy's (Other) wing gets shot off?

Getting REAL Prophetic.....
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>36734459
Rolling.

>>36734472
>>36734473
>>36734480
We're extra destroyed. That's what we get for mocking the dice gods.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>36734472
>>36734473
>>36734480
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>36734506
>10
Plan B sucks! What's Plan C?
>>
All those rolls, and not a SINGLE SUCCESS
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>>36734468
>>36734472
>>36734473
>>36734477
>screams internally
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>>36734506
Oh the irony
>>
Redo on the dice as that's not normal at all.
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>>36734459
>>36734501
Yep, Pixy's good wing gets blown off like the other one.
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>>36734518
>>36734506
STOP FUCKING ROLLING HOLY SHIT
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>36734506
>>36734518
P-plan D?
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>>36734472
>>36734473
>>36734480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sVn4FLKhD0
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>>36734545
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU YOU LITTLE FAGGOT
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>36734547
I'm just really weirded out by this 5 crit fails? Seriously?!
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>>36734545
Always trust in the D.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>36734565
I don't know... WHAT did you tell me?
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>>36734472
>>36734473
>>36734480
>>36734506
>>36734518

In any other quest this would be considered a good thing.
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>>36734545
Too late man!
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"damnit, not again..."
*pull ejection handle*
"That not come from my pay, is it?"
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>>36734584
Go. Just...go.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>36734603
NOPE.
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>>36734584
THAT'S COMING OUT OF OUR PAYCHECK BRO
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>>36734584
pffft Hilarious. That makes 6 crit fails in total out of 13.
Almost 50%
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>>36734622
WHERE ARE YOU BEFORE????
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>>36734632
broken dice are broken. We ought to end the thread tonight as I think tonight's a bad night.
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>>36734459
Both you and Amy break. Fortunately for Amy, but unfortunately for you, the missile decides to track you. You attempt your sharpest high-G turn you can manage, but it's not enough. You feel the impact as the missile slams into your right wing and takes pretty much the whole damn thing off, sending you into an uncontrollable spin.

>0hp

"Valkyrie!" You hear Amy scream. "Punch out! Punch out!"

You grit your teeth as the plane's spin presses you against the side of your cockpit. You arm flails wildly to find your control stick as you suddenly get a feeling of vertigo as the world becomes a blur of movement outside your canopy. Your only frame of reference on the chaotic glass barrier is a shard of red painted shrapnel embedded in the glass.

>Listen to Amy. Punch out.
>Fuck that, you can still recover from this.
>Other
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>36734637
Rolling a ten in the first three?
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>>36734640
No, take your impending maiming like a man or woman. You take the critfails with the critical successes.
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>>36734645

>>Fuck that, you can still recover from this.
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>>36734645
>>Listen to Amy. Punch out.

"...That better not come from my pay"
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>>36734645
>Fuck that, you can still recover from this.
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>>36734645
>no choice as either choice requires rolls and there'll be nothing but critfails
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>>36734645
>Fuck that, you can still recover from this.

History repeats itself...
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>>36734645
>Fuck that, you can still recover from this.
The Eagle can lose a wing and a half and still fly.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>36734645
>>Fuck that, you can still recover from this.
We can try to land?

Captcha had some interesting things to say about my post when I went to verify this
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>36734645
>>Fuck that, you can still recover from this.

FUCK IT, WE'RE DEAD ANYWAYS

WHAT CAN GO WRONG
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>>36734645
>Fuck that, you can still recover from this.

Lets do this.
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>>36734645
>>Fuck that, you can still recover from this.
WE'RE THE ACE THAT CAN MAKE THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE!!
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>>36734645
Ah, how poetic.
>Listen to Amy. Punch out.
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>>36734480
>We really need to interact with Lilian some time. Everyone else has plenty of development. Lara, because she's our wingmate; and Amy, because both of our families were involved in the Belkan War.
>>36734473
>>36734472
>>36734506
>>36734518
>>36734584

I think that the RNG is stuck in a loop.

Merc, just roll this one in person.

Also:

I TOLD YOU GUYS NOT TO OVERUSE THE SNOW!
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>>36734687
everything and stop wasting good rolls.
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>>36734685
Hey, that's how Pixy got his name "Solo Wing" after getting his wing get shot off and landing.
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>>36734645
>>Fuck that, you can still recover from this.

SOLO WIIIIIING
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>>36734645
>Listen to Amy. Punch out.

I can't believe everyone's trying to get us killed.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>36734704
No such thing as 'wasting good rolls.' Just like you can't 'burn bad rolls.' Rolls happen when they happen.
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>>36734704
Make me.
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>>36734705
>Hey, that's how Pixy got his name "Solo Wing" after getting his wing get shot off and landing.

>>36734501
>Getting REAL Prophetic.....

well shit we gotta try it now!
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>>36734721
>implying /tg/ dice are normal dice
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Ah, Pixy is so going to kill us when he finds out what we did to his plane...
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You know... if we pull this off, it'd be a hell of a way to get the real Pixy's attention, wherever he is.
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>>36734741
Well, if we pulling this, he will only say 'heh, rip-off'
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>>36734741
>So you're telling me
>Cipher looks like a girl???
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>>36734768
>Karla as Mitsuru
Holy cripes that was fast Pixelfag. Wonder how her version of Penthiselea would look like.
No evoker tho?
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>>36734768

Staph.

My boner can only grow so large and hard.
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>>36734768
I find that kind of hot. She seduces Knightpuncher in that outfit!
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>>36734821
>>36734813
Just wait, Pixelfag will draw her in Battle Panties soon (tm)
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>>36734834

so skimpy sideties.
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>>36734834
>>36734840
and karla lifting up one side of her skirt to flash it slightly.
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>>36734851
>>36734840
I take it you guys haven't played Persona?
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>>36734645
Fuck that, FUCK THAT. You're not sure why you're feeling this now all of a sudden, but you're not going to let something as trivial as a missing wing stop you!

You weren't some green nugget on her first combat mission like the last time you got shot down. You were the motherfucking Valkyrie. The White Wind, the Winged Terror, and the Chooser of the Slain. You weren't going to die here of all places! Your hand shoots past the ejection lever and grabs the controls tick instead.

>LEGENDARY PLANE PERK DISCOVERED
>Solo Wing: Pixy's F-15C will not be destroyed if an attack brings its hp to 0 or lower. However, any subsequent attacks may destroy the plane normally.

You hit your rudder controls to counteract your spin, eventually leveling out. Your missile warning blares as the Terminator comes in for the kill, but suddenly breaks off from his attack run and flees. You check your radar again and see that Lara and Lilian had destroyed the remaining Flankers and were already heading for your position. With no backup, the Terminator opted to flee.

"Holy shit, Valk, how are you still flying!?" Lara gasps as her Eagle forms up with yours.

"You know, I actually have no fucking clue." You grunt, trying to ignore the slight tilt to our plane due to major lift-generating surface being missing.

"Can you make it back to base?" Lilian asks, her voice dripping with concern. "Are you hurt?"

"Yes and no. I'm fine." You assure, though privately, you were freaking out at the possibility of your plane dropping out of the sky all of a sudden.

"Maybe we should head back to base now." Amy says.

>Yeah, let's go.
>Actually, let's make a small detour. The people gotta know Galm Team's okay.
>Other
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>>36734868
>Actually, let's make a small detour. The people gotta know Galm Team's okay.
NIGGAS WE ARE SYMBOLIC AS FUCK RIGHT NOW
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>>36734868
>>Actually, let's make a small detour. The people gotta know Galm Team's okay.
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>>36734868
>>Actually, let's make a small detour. The people gotta know Galm Team's okay.
Time for Photo shoot.
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>>36734868
>>Actually, let's make a small detour. The people gotta know Galm Team's okay.
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>>36734868
>>Actually, let's make a small detour. The people gotta know Galm Team's okay.

Hopefully there won't be any bullets flying or rolls being needed
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>Actually, let's make a small detour. The people gotta know Galm Team's okay.
OH YEAH BABY, AIRSHOW WITH A FRESH WING TEAR!

Also, we can unlock Newtype powers now. Sweet.

>>36734851
>>36734840
I take it you guys haven't played Persona?
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>>36734868
>>Actually, let's make a small detour. The people gotta know Galm Team's okay.


I find it weird that a plane missing an enitre wing to be flying.

Onl a B-17 have I seen thath happen
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>>36734868
>>Actually, let's make a small detour. The people gotta know Galm Team's okay.
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>>36734868
>Actually, let's make a small detour. The people gotta know Galm Team's okay

My God. Forget about bringing the snow. We ARE the snow.
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>>36734868
>Actually, let's make a small detour. The people gotta know Galm Team's okay.
Oh, I CANNOT wait to see the shitstorm that follows this.
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>>36734868
>Actually, let's make a small detour. The people gotta know Galm Team's okay.
>>
>>36734883
>>Other
>>36734868
Oh, and can we put this on the radio if possible? (Maybe have the girls sing?)

"...The journey begins
Starts from within
Things that I need to know..."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrQrkZtg-mo
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>>36734868

>Actually, let's make a small detour. The people gotta know Galm Team's okay.
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>>36734890
Check the history of an Israeli F-15 that landed safely with a solo wing. AKA, the story that inspired Solo Wing Pixy.
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>>36734868
>Actually, let's make a small detour. The people gotta know Galm Team's okay.
Only you can make multiple horrible critfails this entertaining, Merc.
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>>36734868
>Actually, let's make a small detour. The people gotta know Galm Team's okay.
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>>36734905
If I remember the story correctly, he got promoted for it, then immediately demoted because losing a jet is financially better than losing a runway.
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>>36734890
The F-15's has a lifting body design. Theoretically, it can lose one wing and half of the other and still fly
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>mfw we crash in front of everyone, destroying their morale
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>>36734924
Other way around, he was demoted and promoted back to his old rank
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>>36734868
>Actually, let's make a small detour. The people gotta know Galm Team's okay.
"Let's give them a show, Buddy."
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>>36734940
That would be hilarious.
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>>36734924
>>36734946
Bureaucrats, man. Can't recognize ace-level skill for shit.
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>>36734964
They can. They can ALSO recognize idiot-tier shit that puts an entire airbase at risk instead of just a single plane.
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>>36734890
Here's a photo of the Eagle in question.
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>>36734960
>unlock a legendary perk for specific plane
>destroy that plane literally one choice later
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>>36734940

Or we land safely, pop the cockpit canopy, stand up, and IMMEDIATELY start busting out our sickest dance moves we have at our disposal.

I'm talking like, spiderman dance levels of cheering up.

Pic related.
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>>36734980
You sound like an exasperated paper-pusher whose had one too many pilots to handle man.
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>>36734890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHADAKreoPY
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>>36735010
Tagon's Dance.

>>36735005
Well, the perk say it only not destroyed. So i assume unless we sneeze to hard, it'll hold until we land.
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>>36735010
DID SOMEONE SAY BUST A MOVE??!!
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>>36735014
>paper-pusher
>base commander

It's all fun and games until you have to explain to the commanding general of the air force why one of your pilots managed to close your airbase because he was playing hotshot.
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>>36734940
Or pieces of F-15 fall on the spectators as souvenirs.
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>>36735010
I say when we land we get out and walk off the tarmac with this playing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojL5Y5HvOlE
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>>36735056
To be fair to the pilot, he didn't know just how bad his wing was fucked up. He was in control of the aircraft, and he felt he could land it.
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"Actually, let's make a small detour." You say. "The people gotta know Galm Team's okay."

"You are one ballsy bitch." Amy laughs.

You ignore all the flight controllers' panicked attempts to direct you away from crowded areas, and head straight for Directus' main square. Down below, you could see the crowds of people still have not disperse, and visibly cheer at your arrival. You wonder if they thought this was all part of the act, or they were here for solidarity.

And that's when you hear it. A loud, ominous sound that shakes you to your very core.

BOOOOOONG. BOOOOOOOONG. BOOOOOOOOOONG.

"What the hell is that sound?" You gasp.

"It's the Freedom Bell, of course!" Amy says happily. "We ring it every time to commemorate the liberation!"

Ah, yeah, that made sense. You remember from the documentaries. Still, something about that bell really unnerved you.

However, the crowd is happy enough. However, now comes the hard part.

Landing.

>roll 1d20. Your plane is still flight capable, but still busted up and down a wing, so you need to roll a 10 or higher to land safely.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>36735068
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>36735068
Let's Rock!
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>36735068
Aha, time for critfails.
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>>36735068
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>>36735073
I knew it
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>36735068
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>36735068
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>36735068
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>36735068

Here comes the crash and burn!
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>36735068
>>roll 1d20.
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STOP FUCKING ROLLING
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>>36735071
>>36735073
>>36735076
Okay, 1 cancels out the 18, leaving us with 13.
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>>36735068
>BOOOOOONG. BOOOOOOOONG. BOOOOOOOOOONG.
Dammit, where's that belkaball comic when you need it.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>36735077
Fucked that up
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>>36735092
If the d10 rules apply to the d20s

>>36735103
Still fucked it up.
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>>36735092
This quest is roll-low.
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>>36735103
And you just fucked it more.
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>>36735068
>>roll 1d20. Your plane is still flight capable, but still busted up and down a wing, so you need to roll a 10 or higher to land safely.

PIXY

.....>>36735073
i'm done.

Nope, not even hitting enter.

Stick the landing, and dance so hard lara's undies do pic related. Hell, half our team does it, and most of the spectators.

>>36735068
>10 or higher to land safely.
.... oh come on merc, the ENTIRE rest of the dice are 'rolling low is better'. Arbitrary swap to higher is better.

Let us have this critical hit on the celebration-day landing.
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>>36735110
Not on d20s. d10s low, d20s high.
>so you need to roll a 10 or higher to land safely.
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>>36735103
Fucked that up too
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>>36735118
Nope, we're gonna crash now. Enjoy.
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>>36735056
>Permission to Bu--
>Shut up Pilot, I don't have any patience left
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>>36735118
>.... oh come on merc, the ENTIRE rest of the dice are 'rolling low is better'. Arbitrary swap to higher is better.
Every time we've rolled d20s in this quest it's been higher is better. This isn't arbitrary swap. And stop begging like a shitter.
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>>36735118
>Let us have this critical hit on the celebration-day landing.

We should crash and burn just for this. Don't beg.
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Hm, I've been wondering... Will Karla transform into the new Pixy? Go off and try to make a world with no borders and fight her old team mates?

captcha: difficult removdl
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>>36735071
>>36735073
>>36735076
>>36735082
>>36735085

WE MADE AN AWESOME LANDING

LET THE SHNOW FLOW
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>>36735208
More than likely someone is going to start shit with Belka and for once it isn't Belkas fault. Karla and Jagar leave merc life to go be true Belkans, save the day, etc etc.

At least I'm hoping for that.
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>>36735239
Patriotism... intensifies
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>>36735208
No, she will transform into a Kamen Rider and fight the injustice of her former employer, Artemis
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>>36735068
...and you manage to stick the landing, against all odds. You immediately exit your cockpit as fire crews spray flame retardant foam onto Pixy's plane as a precaution. You almost want to dance in celebration, but a combination of your Belkan stoicism and the fact that your legs give away from under you put a damper on that notion. Fortunately, someone manages to catch you before you fall.

"You okay?" Jager asks.

>I'm fine, thanks.
>I could've handled it.
>I dunno, I might have to be carried back...
>Other
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>>36735254
So she becomes a Jet Girl kind of like the Kancolel girls
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>>36735275
>I'm fine, thanks.
Try to maintain a level of stoicism and fail, blushing.
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>>36735275
>I'm fine, thanks.
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>>36735275
>>I could've handled it.
*beat*
>>I dunno, I might have to be carried back...
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>>36735275
>>I dunno, I might have to be carried back... No really, I'm fine, thanks.
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>>36735275
>>Other

Dance anyway.
Dance
dance
dance hte night away!
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>>36735275
>I'm fine, thanks.
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>>36735275
>>I could've handled it.

Fall to his arms after taking a couple of steps.

>>I think I might have to be carried back...
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>>36735275
>>I could've handled it.
Honest. Totally.
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>>36735275
>I'm fine, thanks.
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>>36735282
No, she becomes Blue Swallow, from Jetman

>>36735275
>I could've handled it.
Another day at work for a Belkan.

>Fortunately, someone manages to catch you before you fall.

>"You okay?" Jager asks.

>Bridal Carry Intensifies
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>>36735275
>>I'm fine, thanks
>>Other: "Helluva plane though"
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>>36735275
>>I could've handled it.
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I think we've found out what Pixy hid in his plane (not porno mags). Snow, Duct tape, blood, sweat, and tears.
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>>36735275

>I dunno, I might have to be carried back..
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>>Other
pic related
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>>36735275
>I'm fine, thanks.
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>>36735275
>I'm fine, thanks.
*beat*
>I dunno, I might have to be carried back...
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>>36735310
Not to mention Newtype abilities and a couple of extra shards from the last time he got the Solo Wing.
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>>36735275
>>I'm fine, thanks.
And then tell him
>>I dunno, I might have to be carried back...
as a tease.
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Well, time to prepare being yelled at by everyone for:
1. Doing the absolute impossible
2. Doing somthing absolutely insane
3. Doing something that could have potentially screwed over the airbase
4. Wrecking the plane

Pixy will be the one to deliver the last batch of yelling.
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>>36735370

...maybe we should just climb back in the ejection seat, huh
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>>36735370
"The love of my life, my comrade in arms, my beautiful companion of the sky!!! RUINED!!!"

We're going to be in so much trouble...
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>>36735370
>Pixy will be the one to deliver the last batch of yelling.
Nah, Pixy will only grin and congrats karla for this.
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>>36735275
>>I dunno, I might have to be carried back...
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>>36735370
And our response will be "I'm a fighter pilot. Fuck running."
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>>36735275
>Other

"I don't know. I think I might be in a bit of trouble."
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>>36735370
>Pixy
>Yelling
>not spraying his White Bird of Peace all over Karla's Megalith
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>>36735404
Jager Sturmfuhrer, Knightpuncher, would not stand for such an affront against his woman.
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>>36735403
what was survival strategy in japanese again?

Seizon senryaku!! Activate our pilotness to ward of enemies.
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>>36734868
>>LEGENDARY PLANE PERK DISCOVERED

.... so, did this mean all the planes had some kind of special power?

... do we get to keep one afterwards maybe, too?
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>>36735445

That reminds does Belkan stoicism also imply in the bedroom?
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>>36735449
>Seizon senryaku
>not CRAZY FUCKING IVAN

>>36735445
>inb4 duel between Jager and Pixy, Arthur vs Black Knight Style
>Look you stupid bastard, you've got no wings left!
>Tis but a flesh wound!
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>>36735471
That would be the one place where Belkans truly go wild.
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>>36735466
Even if we did get to keep it, I don't think it'll be serviceable until all the damage is gone.
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>>36735471
only in voice, not in act.
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>>36735471

jokesaboutanalsexgohere
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>>36735466
Chances are only the planes of major characters have those perks. Time to start catching them all then.
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>>36735478

They break out the whips and chains, and everything
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"I'm fine, thanks." You assure him, and then pause. "Actually, I might have to be carried back..."

"All right." Jager nods and sweeps his arm under your legs, putting you into a princess carry as he ferries you to the nearest ambulance. Whether he was bothered by this or not, you couldn't really tell.

It felt really nice, actually. However, the moment was all too short, as he gingerly sets you down.

"The medics will take care of you." You say. "I need to go secure the perimeter. If they tried to hit you in the air, they might try something on the ground, too."

"So," You ask with a sly grin, "did you come over to help me out because it was part of your job, or were you really worried about me?"

Jager pauses, his back still turned to you.

"Just doing my job, Karla." He says cryptically before jogging off.

Heh, he was so cute when he was all defensive like that.

"Sooooooooooooooooo." Lara's head pokes out from the side of the ambulance. "Karla making new friends already, huh?"

"They do seem awfully close!" Lilian nods with a smile.

"You two fucking yet?" Amy asks.

>Remain calm.
>Totally fail at remaining calm.
>Other
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>>36735494
>>Totally fail at remaining calm.
Not for lack of trying, of course.
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>>36735488

We need to go hunt F-14Bs.

I wanna see what the plane perk of Razgriz/Wardog is.

....this has absolutely nothing to do with them being F-14s. nope. no sir.
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>>36735494
>Remain calm.
>Ice Queen Mode: Engaged.
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>>36735494
>>Remain calm.
RECOVER DAT CHARISMA BABY
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>>36735494
>>Remain calm.
~Thats-a-secret~ with some smile.
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>>36735494
>Remain calm.
They are not Belkans therefore stoicism hoo~!
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>>36735494
>>Totally fail at remaining calm.
So we pure maiden?
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>>36735494
>Remain calm.
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>>36735494
>>Remain calm.


>Other
I plead the Emmerian Fifth
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>>36735494
>Remain calm.
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>>36735494
>Remain calm.
>Remain calm.
>Totally fail at remaining calm.
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>>36735494
>>Remain calm.
Goddamnit, Amy.
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>>36735510
Whatever you say, Boss.
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>>36735494
>>Remain calm.
Time to be the Valkyrian Ice Queen.
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>>36735494

>Totally fail at remaining calm
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>>36735494
>>Totally fail at remaining calm.
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>>36735510
You mean F-14As
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>>36735494
>Totally remain calm
>Totally fail at remaining calm anyways
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>>36735494
>Remain calm.
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>>36735483
How lewd is Karla?

>>36735494
>Remain calm.
>Totally fail at remaining calm.
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>>36735494
>Remain calm.
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>>36735494
>>Other

BELKAN STOICISM

realtalk:
panic-a-bit at remaining calm, then recover itno being actually calm. Then, once Belka Shields are restored, Other:
Shit-talk your wingmates back.

"I dunno, I think I could use LESS excitement in my life after today.... "
"...why, come on, don't you all have bedwarmers too, or is the rookie going to beat you to that, too?"

But especially give amy shit for it, given, well, her boozy habits.
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>>36735535
>>36735511
>Karla suddenly jumps up from the ambulance
>Let it go, let it go, can't hold it back anymore~

>>36735510
PFfttatfjkffkj
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>>36735494
>>Remain calm.
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>>36735494
>>Remain calm.
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>>36735478
>>36735483
>>36735482
So Karla's a screamer?
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>>36735546

So they were, my bad.

F-14As then. we can get a B or D later.
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>>36735568
I made the severe mistake of learning how to plan let it go on my violin... Parents would ask me to play it for their kids, kids would request the damn song, relatives with kids who knew that I knew how to play it would specifically ask me to play, random strangers who heard from a friend of a friend would ask for it...

I never thought I'd despise a song so much. Not even 'My heart will go on' drove me as nuts when I learned it at the height of Titanic hype
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>>36735589
Not if she is gagged up
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>>36735597
It's a Disney track. It does that to you.
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>>36735494
>>Totally fail at remaining calm.
Drop the spaghetti
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>>36735556

Undetermined. Being a fighter pilot alone probably puts her in a tier of raunchyness alone, given the kind of culture and people it attracts ..... - but tempered with the chillyness of the belkan people.

Ice queen is probably an appropriate term.

Onscreen evidence? We know she's into kissing girls if she gets drunk enough. that likely says more about her hold-it-inside habits when it comes to feelings n culture than it says about her sexual preferences though.

I'd personally peg her as a 'will jump anything that moves if it strikes her fancy and she's in the mood' type person, leaning more towards men than women, but with a dash of college-tier-experimental/repressedness when it comes to women: she looks for it less, but some people can still make the ice queen melt if they're her type.

Basically, her love life is like a bear. It hibernates for the winter(and the fall, and colder parts of spring...), but when its the right time someone's getting mauled but good.
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>>36735623
Personally, I just don't want to play another female character that's into girls. There's nothing wrong with it but I'm just getting real tired of it because the sheer number of guys who love 'girl on girl'...

But Lara acting a bit jealous would be entertaining.
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Did you really need to type all that up?
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You take a deep breath. Stay calm. They didn't call it Belkan Stoicism for nothing.

"He's just an acquaintance." You shrug. "Can't just limit my own social circle to you three, right?"

"I guess." Lara says, already losing interest since you apparently didn't exhibit the response she desired.

"I dunno, you two seem awfully chummy." Amy frowns.

"Oh, come on, don't you all have bedwarmers? Or is the rookie gonna beat you to that, too?" You retort.

Amy's face goes bright red and she looks away and mumbles something you can't hear but you swear sounded something like "Haven't gotten around to it yet."

However, that's all forgotten when you see Samantha approaching, a very exasperated look on her face.

>Face your fate with dignity.
>You are in no mood for this shit right now.
>Other
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>>36735642
It fills up the time until we get some story advancement.
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>>36735646
>>Face your fate with dignity.

Might as well get this over with.
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>>36735646
>>Face your fate with dignity.
Oh dear.
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>>36735646
>Other
"Sam who in the hell tried to splash us?"
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>>36735646
>Face your fate with dignity.
Ma'am.
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>>36735646
>Face your fate with dignity.
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>>36735646
>Face your fate with dignity.
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>>36735646

>Face your fate with dignity.

We are in so much trouble... better deal with it as always have. Max deadpan, stoicness and Belkan fatalism

Also, our new nickname is 'solo wing'
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>>36735646

>Face your fate with dignity.
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>>36735646
>Face your fate with dignity.
Let me face the peril.
> No, it's too perilous.
Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
>No. It's unhealthy.
Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
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>>36735589
If you want.
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>>Face your fate with dignity.

We're totally grounded for the next few months, aren't we?
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>>36735646
>Face your fate with dignity.
>I might've re-enacted things a little more vigorously than planned.
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>>36735646
>Face your fate with dignity.
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>>36735646
>>Face your fate with dignity.
>"Oh, come on, don't you all have bedwarmers? Or is the rookie gonna beat you to that, too?" You retort.

That sounded very lewd
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>>36735668
>Also, our new nickname is 'solo wing'
And later we got cease and desist notice from pixy.
which settled by another 1v1 duel
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>>36735668
'One-winged angel' seems more appropriate.
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So any Ace Custom ideas due to what we just pulled off?
Pretentiously, I'd like a valkyrie sleeping in a flowerbed etched onto the cockpit canopy sort of like Brynhilde.
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>>36735646
>>Face your fate with dignity.
>>
And guys, there is possibility Sam is just exasperated because those unknowns, not because us.
So chill up and always look a brighter side of life.
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So, anyone in favor of removing the feathery wing pattern from the appropriate wing?
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>>36735642
Because i enjoy over-analyzing character traits from presented evidence.

games become a lot more interesting if you dig one-layer beneath what's presented and ask WHY its happening the way it does.

You should try it sometime.

>>36735640
>There's nothing wrong with it but I'm just getting real tired of it because the sheer number of guys who love 'girl on girl'...
This is because TG maturity levels cannot handle girl-on-guy action because that's totally gay.

I'd love to see a Gm with the quest-balls to pull off a romance where the MC feels like the star of someone's affections - and its coming from a guy - and its well-written and sweet enough that the quest audience just accepts it. maybe even demands more.

but its just not gonna happen, and all the overweight white men on this board're gonna vote for people that have naughty bits THEY like instead of what the CHARACTER prefers.

Personally, I'd like to see karla be dick enough to start a love triangle - between the obligatory male love interest, and the bi-teammate who realizes the only way she's going to get what she wants is to accept the jealousy and bait her wingman into taking threesomes.

Watching the back in the skies, and in bed too, and becoming an inseperable duo that devours everything in their path.

I can't see it happening though, unless people examine character traits and play the character instead of their inserts.
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>>36735726
She's more distraught that we almost died than anything to do with the plane, probably.
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>>36735730
I'm sure the ground crew has that covered after all this
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>>36735697
>1v1 Duel
>Karla slices Pixy's wing
>Pixy doesn't back down
>Karla does it again
>Pixy's still fighting
>Look you stupid bastard, you've got no wings left!
>Tis but a scratch!
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>>36735726
>always look a brighter side of life
Which only leads to disappointment.
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>>36735730
No opposition here.

>>36735737
Hopefully.
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>>36735705
Oh... I like that idea.
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>>36735746
Almost sprayed my coffee to monitor, anon.
Pixelfag, can you do this one?
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>>36735726
>Always look on a brighter side of life.
I can relate Mangafag.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ
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>>36735697

Keep in mind this was all televised, and at the very least, the world just got a view of the mystery-ace that's been tearing up the skies under artemis's employ.

.... raising our profile like that in such a daring, audacious yet true-to-our-predecessors-reptuation is only going to draw eyes to our career.

I wouldn't be surprised if another one of the aces writes us a letter after seeing this shit on youtube or something.

Or like, daddy sees it from wherever he is and goes 'THATS MY GIRL HELL YEAH' while drinking into a bottle doign whatever mystery-aces do in their meantime.

Totally interested in seeing where the fallout from this goes, though.
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>>36735762
I aim to please fellow Python fans, MF.
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>>36735792
That should be change to 'ATTACK ON CANARDS' or the French... or something
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>>36735808
But you can't keep the pun that way anon.

It will be an Ex-Pun.
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I wonder what our rival aces/enemies will call us now?
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>>36735646
Well, you had to face the wrath of your corporate overlords sooner or later, so you might as well get it over with now.

"All right, Samantha, I know I kinda sc-"

Your words die in your throat as Samantha hugs you and nearly picks you up off the ground. The girl was small, but way stronger than she looked.

"Good job coming back alive." She smiles. "About the only damn thing that went right today."

"You're not angry at me?" You blink.

"Why should I be?" Samantha frowns. "If anybody is at fault here, it's the fuckin' Ustian air defense net for letting those guys get in. And today of all days, too!"

"Does that mean we get a bonus?" You ask.

"I'm gonna wring the fuckers dry." Samantha huffs. "You all get some rest. You deserve it.

"Hey, um, Karla?" Amy tugs at your sleeve as Samantha stomps off.

"Yeah? Something up, Amy?"

"About earlier..." Amy bites her lip. "It doesn't feel right for me to take the bounty for that Terminator. You did all the work there, so I was figuring on letting you have it."

>Thanks, Amy.
>Keep it. You deserve it.
>Other
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>>36735939
>>Keep it. You deserve it.
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>>36735939
>>Keep it. You deserve it.
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>>36735939

>Other
It's not about the money. My wingwoman's safe... but I will demand you buy me drinks with your money.
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>>36735939
>Keep it. You deserve it.
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>>36735939
>Keep it. You deserve it.
Damned straight.
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>>36735939
>>Keep it. You deserve it.
>>
Hey Merc, quick couple of questions:

1) how many air squadrons does Artemis run?
2) would it be okay if I posted a bit of related writefaggotry here at the end of the thread?
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>>36735939
>>Keep it. You deserve it.
Oh, and add this, if possible:>>36735956
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>>36735939
>>Keep it. You deserve it.
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>>36735939
"I'll take half. And not a dollar more."
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>>36735939
>>Other
"We can split it..... if you feel that strongly about it. Or I'll let you buy me something nice with it. Your choice!" wink at her, and let her pick.
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>>36735939
>Keep it. You deserve it.
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>>36735939
>>Keep it. You deserve it.
>Find her a bedwarmer!

Joke using a her stoic tone to make her confused whether she's joking or not and get her a blanket
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>>36735939
>>Keep it. You deserve it.
"But Cipher is buying drinks tonight!"
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>>36735965
There's not really any set number right now. And I don't mind writefaggotry as long as it's at the end of the thread.
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>>36735939
>Keep it. You deserve it.
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>>36735939
>>Other

"hey samantha, uh.... if they don't want the plane after what happened to it.... I'd totally fly that again for artemis"
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>>36736003
That's fine then, cheers for the info.

In the meantime:
>Keep it. You deserve it
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>threesomes
>boyfriends
>boinking coworkers

l-l-ewd!
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>>36736003
Btw, will ISAF be relevant on this quest?
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>>36736052
>Oh man, a second ISAF
This I have to see.
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>>36736083
They still around on OP:KATINA right?
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>>36736083
ISAF is basically NATO. I'm pretty sure they're still around. Plus, >>36736099
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>>36736052
Looking forward to potentially flying with the Ribbon or potentially getting our asked kicked depending whose side we are on.
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>>36736099
Yeah, but they're mostly standing down by this time, I think.
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"Keep it, Amy, you deserve it." You say, patting her on the shoulder and grinning. "But I expect you to be buying drinks for the foreseeable future."

"Hah, I guess I can't get off that easy, huh?" Amy chuckles.

"And maybe we'll get around to finding you a proper bedwarmer too." You add flatly.

You try to keep yourself from laughing at the sight of Amy's embarrassed expression.

"Y-yeah well I g-g-guess I gotta be going now!" She stammers as she rushes off.

Heh. Maybe she wasn't so bad, after all.

The medics give you a cursory checkup and declare that you're completely healthy no sign of injury. As the emergency crews begin packing up, you decide to head to the hangar to get some rest. However, you pass by Pixy's Eagle. The wing was still missing, but at least all the foam had been hosed off once the fuel and munitions had been removed. Now it sat on the tarmac, waiting to be repaired. You were going to miss this bird, but your Falcon awaited you. You brush a hand along the Eagle's fuselage, savoring the moment since this might be the last chance you'd ever get this close to it again.

"Thanks a lot, Buddy." You say to nobody in particular.

>And that's it for tonight! Next thread will be next week. There won't be any Cyberpunk Idols this Saturday, so you'll have to wait next week for that as well. However, PJ Witches should still run normally this Sunday!
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>>36736147
Thanks for today, boss!

>>36736131
Well, we are PMC/Merc so maybe San Salvacion or North Point have some oddjob for us.
I will settle for SkyEye cameo for now.
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>>36736147
Thanks for the run!
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>>36736147
Thanks for the run, Merc. See you Sunday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYyknN7iRos
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>>36736147
>Inb4 someone says
>you did good out there kid, but honestly, I'm too old for this shit.


Also, thanks for the run boss.
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>>36736147
Thanks for the thread.

>There won't be any Cyberpunk Idols this Saturday, so you'll have to wait next week for that as well.

I feel sad about this
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>>36736147
Thanks for running!
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Today, we learned that the Snow only comes once a thread, and demanding it to come more only results in heartbreak.
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>>36736147
Tell us Merc how lewd is Karla and our crew!
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>>36736159
Yeah, Sky Eye would be nice indeed.

>>36736160
Hehe, good luck Pixelfag. You got a lot of stuff to work on now, even if you have Karla Kirijo done
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>>36736179
Or for the Dice Gods to laugh and satiate themselves on our blood.
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>>36736179
You hear that, >>36733137, >>36734468, >>36734473 ?
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>>36736179
Also that Legendary planes tend to have secret abilities, but that's not the real important lesson to take away from this.
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>>36736199
In other words, THE SNOW (TM) is like the NT-D system?
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>>36736188
too bad Mobius Squadron not last long since Megalith, since on OP:KATINA they just sent Mobius one alone.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>36736207
YEAH! Leave the snow and numbers to Cirno!

Okay I'll stop now.
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>>36736165

Man if Belka ever starts up again and we are contracted to fight them, we will really the Pixy equivalent of this generation.

Ethnic Belken mercenary fighting her country who flew back and landed a one winged plane on an operation. Solo Wing Valkyrie.
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>>36736230
pfffffft.
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>>36736230
>Leave the snow and numbers to Cirno
>Rolled a 9
... Truly, she is THE STRONGEST.
>>36736228
Yeah.
Also, looks like you can do the monty python and the Solo wings sketch MF?
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>>36736230
I don't know if you're lucky or some kind of wizard
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>>36736228
Now that you think about it, the Aces from the previous games probably would be on the ground. They'd be too old to be a pilot (though there may be some exceptions). Hell, Pixy's in his middle ages at this point in time.
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>>36736256
Can't I be both?
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>>36736253
If anything we can summarize that snow and rolling dice will end with unfortunate result.

About that, well.... *check backlist* I'd prefer to left it for Pixelfag.
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>>36736261
How many years has it been since AC5 and AC6?
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>>36736278
Don't even get me started on backlists!
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>>36736286
AC5 takes place in 2010 while AC6 is in 2015-2016

So at least 6 years at most.
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>>36736261
Middle aged is still pilot material. In fact, they tend to be really good pilots as they've been doing it for 20 years.
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>>36736147
>"Y-yeah well I g-g-guess I gotta be going now!" She stammers as she rushes off.

So... Amy is considering as a potential bedwarmer?... Personally I prefer Lara
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>>36736297
We shall make offerings to the Hakurei and Moriya Gods to, with their blessing, let you finish your backlists for the betterment of the /tg/ community.
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>>36736305
What year is it in this quest again?
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>>36736333
From the first thread, it said 6 years had passed since the Circum-Pacific War (AC5) so it should be 2016, just after AC6.
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>>36736297
please humble pixelfag

please start reading planefag's SWQ
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>>36736352
Also to add on MORE detail, The Liberation of Directus took place on May 13. So right now, it is either May 13, 2016 or May 13, 2017.
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>>36736362
He'll never get out and join us in the quest again.
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>>36736362
>Pixelfag making SWQ art
Holy cripes that would be awesome.
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>>36736352
I wonder if Lara met Talisman. We should ask sometime.
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>>36736362
It's hard enough trying to just juggle all the art for Merc's quests! But I have been meaning to read that one of these days. I am almost done plowing through all of Ace Combat, so I'll probably be looking for my next plane fix.
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So I've played Ace Combat 2, 4, and 5. Are there any others worth playing?
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>>36736405
ZERO, play it now!

then 6 if you want.
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>>36736386
My guess is that Lara's been doing this Merc stuff while AC6 was going on. Maybe she did see/meet him or she was on the other side of the world.
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>>36736405
Zero. 3 will be good once the fan translation of the Jap version is finished.
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>>36736374
AC5's war ended Dec. 30, 2010, so part of last thread, and this thread took place on May 13, 2016.
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>>36736405
Almost everything in tonight's thread was a Zero reference, so...

6 is also good. Infinity is the newest game, but I don't have a PS3 so I can't say either way. Bamco's being really shitty with the 'freemium' concept with that particular game, so watch out if you do decide to play it.

DO NOT PLAY ASSAULT HORIZON. Assault Horizon Legacy on 3DS is worth checking out, though. It's a remake of AC2 and has nothing to do with Assault Horizon.
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Okay so, mostly done with the writefagging, would people prefer a pastebin or should I just put it up here in a bunch of chunks?
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>>36736502
Pastebins are nice.
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>>36736502
Chunks

and pastebin if it's lewd
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>>36736502
>>36736506

Both.
Pastebins fall off the internet, archives are eternal.
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>>36736421
Bagh, the Belkan War is going for nearly 100$ new it looks like. I might have to wait awhile.
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>>36736547
Just get it used.
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>>36736547
get a ps2 emulator
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>>36736547
I got it on Ebay used for $7. Granted it was a auction that started at $2 and I squeezed in at the last minute.
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>>36736506
>>36736511
>>36736517
Hm. Righto then
“Echo Four here, I don’t see jack shit.”

“That’s because you’re relying on visuals Four, try checking your radar display and you might find a pleasant surprise waiting for you.”

There is a brief silence as Echo Four, known as ‘All-In’ to his squadmates, took his eyes away from the ferocious snowfall that fell over north-east Estovakia and checked his instruments, no doubt for the first time since taking off. Julian sighed. It was a wonder the guy managed to stay up in the air as long as he did, less so that he’d been drummed out of the military.

“Eight contacts fifty miles out, just like the ‘Stovies said,” came the lilting, sing-song voice of Echo Three, “amateurs had their radars lit up before we were even in range, must be paranoid.”

“Well that paranoia’s just killed them, not that it’d be all that difficult to find these guys anyhow,” Julian responded, making sure to keep his bird level.

“I don’t like this,” Echo Two muttered. “Eight transports – rebel transports at that – flying a long, open path with /no/ escort to speak of?”

“What’s the issue? The Stovies are paying us /double/ because they’ve not got anything of their own in range,” All-In pointed out.

“No, they paid /Artemis/ double. All we get is whatever cash bounty these transports are worth and /maybe/ a bonus when we get back.”
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>>36736573
“Two, what the hell are you even complaining about?” Three cut in, “you stash so much cash away into those savings account yours and barely spend a damn dime when whether we’re on leave or off-base so what the fuck is all this noise I’m hearing from you now?”

“Dagger, Jigsaw,” Julian said, raising his voice, “shut your mouths or so help me God I’ll…”

They never found out what he had planned, because four planes suddenly blasted out of the snow towards them.

“Holy /shit!/” someone shouted.

“Break and engage!” Julian roared, casting an angry glance at his radar display, which was now picking up four… no… /eight/ extra profiles which were making uncomfortable speed towards Echo.

“Fucking /intelligence!/” All-in cried.

“Save it for the ground Four!” Julian ordered as he performed a quick FREDA check before lighting his afterburners and pulling his formidable aircraft – a MiG-29 – into a sharp turn to follow the planes which had blitzed past them.

“Can I just say ‘I fucking knew it’?” Two crowed, sounding uncharacteristically smug.

“No, you may not,” snarled Julian as he sighted on his first victim, an F-14 Tomcat.

“Got a visual on these reinforcements boss,” Three grunted, no doubt straining himself in a high-g manoeuvre. “Flankers and more Tomcats like the guys who just buzzed us.”

“Acknowledged,” Julian replied as he lined his pippers on his target. It was juddering and looked like it was losing altitude, a mechanical fault? It didn’t matter, he was easy pickings now.

Julian let loose with his craft’s gun, shredding the wing of the Tomcat and sending it plummeting in an uncontrollable spin towards the ground.
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>>36736596
Damnit, that should be "savings accounts of yours"

A sharp blaring suddenly alerted Julian to the fact that someone was attempting to gain a lock on him. Julian pulled his MiG up and hit the airbrakes at the same time. If he was lucky…

Yes! His would-be attacker, another Tomcat, screamed past him, clearly over-eager and it had cost him. The GSh-30-1 cannon barked and blew out both engines.

“Raven, scratch two,” he muttered aloud. He doubted anyone had heard him over the sound of their own personal engagements. A quick check of his instruments told him that there were now only seven contacts intermingling with Echo Team and he whistled. His boys had worked fast.

“Someone get this guy off my back!” Two cried, “I can’t shake him!”

“On my way Jigsaw,” Julian answered, locating his wingman and rocketing towards him.

He reached the pair in short order. A Flanker pursued a red and white striped F/A-18, its guns flaring as it tried to score a kill on the tricky mercenary. Julian cursed as a few bullets ripped through an engine and Jigsaw’s bird began to slow and dip, which would make it all too easy for the Flanker to finish off.

Fortunately, Julian had acquired a lock, and from the way the Flanker was beginning to speed up and turn its pilot had clearly realised and was wisely choosing to abandon the kill rather than risk destruction.

Too little, too late, Julian frowned, and a screaming missile thundered into the plane’s midsection, blowing it in half.

“Jigsaw talk to me, how’s your bird looking?” Julian asked frantically, noting the way his wingman’s plane was already starting to spin earthwards.
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>>36736631
“I’ve lost control!” Jigsaw said, panic and disbelief tinging his usually baritone voice.

“Fuck.” Julian swore venomously before sighing out of frustration for his friend. “Punch out, keep your damned emergency beacon on, and try to keep warm down there… we’ll see you back at the base.”

Seconds later the canopy of the hornet exploded outward. The chute deployed moments afterward.

Then the Hornet exploded.

A bandit, perhaps believing the abandoned bird was somehow still in the fight, had fired a missile at it.

“Now that’s just not cool,” Julian murmured softly.

“I… they…” oh boy, this wasn’t going to be nice to hear… Jigsaw loved his planes.

“I can’t believe it!” the merc bawled, and Julian could almost picture the tears streaming from his eyes as he took in the fireball that had once been his prized warbird. “They /destroyed/ my beautiful Hornet!”

“S’alright Jigsaw, I got him for you,” All-In cooed softly as he made a quick pass that reduced the offending Flanker to scrap metal, another on his tail.

“SAR team’s scrambled boss,” Dagger called, “they’ll be a while but as long as Jigsaw keeps his beacon on, they’ll find him.”

“Good,” Julian breathed as he pulled his plane up and pinned the location of another Flanker. “Now let’s show these jokers that you /really/ don’t want to fuck with Echo.”

Aaand done.
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>>36736643
Whoops almost forgot the pastebin for those of you who don't want to trudge through a wall of text:
http://pastebin.com/ZtsCgS59
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>>36736565
Ahh. You're right, they've even got a "used" tab next to the price on Amazon. Don't know why I didn't catch that the first time. Thanks.
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>>36736399
Hop on quick, Planefag is currently in the midst of an air combat totally socked in in the English fog.

We also just equipped the Widow with some of these:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruhrstahl_X-4



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