>>36687020
>>“That fucking thing isn't rockets or fuel, is it?”


PLAAAAANEEEEEFAAAAAAAAAAAAG

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>>36687020
>“That fucking thing isn't rockets or fuel, is it?”

>>36687020
>“You don't know who Buck Motherfucking Rogers is!?”

>>36687020

>THAT FCUKING THING ISN'T ROCKETS OR FUEL, ISN'T OIT

>>36687020

>“That fucking thing isn't rockets or fuel, is it?”

>>36687020
>>“You don't know who Buck Motherfucking Rogers is!?”

Let's keep our priorities in order and begin by educating these uncultured swines.

>>36687020
>“You don't know who Buck Motherfucking Rogers is!?”

>>36687020
>>“You don't know who Buck Motherfucking Rogers is!?”
>not knowing buck rogers
We must right this wrong!

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>>36687020
>“That fucking thing isn't rockets or fuel, is it?”
MOTHERFUCKER.

>>36687020
>“You don't know who Buck Motherfucking Rogers is!?”

>>36687020
>“That fucking thing isn't rockets or fuel, is it?”
Planefag, I luh you.

>>36687020
>“You don't know who Buck Motherfucking Rogers is!?”
"Are you guys really mechanics?"

>>36687020
>“You don't know who Buck Motherfucking Rogers is!?”

>>36687020
>“You don't know who Buck Motherfucking Rogers is!?”

Anyone else having issues with the site?

>>36687020
>“That fucking thing isn't rockets or fuel, is it?”
Tesla is behind this, isn't he?

>>36687020
>>“That fucking thing isn't rockets or fuel, is it?”

>>36687020
>“You don't know who Buck Motherfucking Rogers is!?”
GET AWAY FROM MY PLANE, PLEBIAN

>>36687020
>“You don't know who Buck Motherfucking Rogers is!?
BACK THE FUCK UP, YOU ULTRAPLEBS!

Calling it for BUCK MOTHERFUCKING ROGERS! post Soon(TM)

>>36687020
>“That fucking thing isn't rockets or fuel, is it?”

>“You don't know who Buck Motherfucking Rogers is!?”

Also, is anyone else weirded out by this new reCAPTCHA thing?

>>36687526
Everything's been smooth on my end

>>36687526
Superfluous 4chan pass here.

>>36687580
>>36687560
Enjoy being spied on by Google

>>36687020
HEY PLANEFAG
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO DETROITQUEST
GO RIDE RABBIT'S ASS

>>36687635
Only Google?
You mean they get the FSB and NSA out of my connection?
I guess that's progress.

>>36687659
Do it yourself, Rabbit.

Oh wait.

>>36687663
No, in addition to.

Also Google sells your info to everyone else anyway.

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You gape at the two men in complete and utter shock. “You don't know who Buck Motherfucking Rogers is?”

The techs slide a wary glance to each other, and then back to you. “Nnnno?”

“Buck Rodgers! The man who overthrew Killer Kane, the world's worst racketeer? The man who lassoed two Airlords jetpack-troopers together and rode them like they were goddamn horses, THROUGH THE AIR? The man who could fly a rocket-ship with his dick while dual-wielding rayguns!?” You demonstrate with fingerguns, thrusting your hips forward and waggling them about a bit to simulate evasive maneuvers.

“... the fuck is wrong with you?” one of them asks.

“The fuck is wrong with YOU!?” you demand, turning your fingerguns on him. “You know he fought King Grallo of the Martian Tiger Men and subdued him, right? We're fighting Martians. Right now. And they've even got ray-guns. And you giggletards haven't read up on the most accurate work of science-fiction on the topic? What the hell are you good for?”

The two men edge away from you ever so slightly, their eyes worried.

>>36687659

RABBIT?

YOU MEAN "IS ALWAYS GIVING ME SHIT FOR NOT FINISHING STORIES" RABBIT? YOU MEAN MR. "LOL LOOK AT THE FAG WHO NEVER UPDATES HIS SHIT" RABBIT? MR. "SMUG ABOUT ALWAYS FINISHING HIS STORIES" RABBIT?

WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, ASK HIM WHEN WE'RE GONNA GIT DAT FUKKIN CATTE

>>36687779

Man, fuck these guys, just get in the Widow.

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>>36687779
I love you so much.

>>36687779
MURDER!

>>36687798
I'm talking ab-
Excuse me.
I'M TALKING ABOUT "FALLS OFF THE FACE OT THE EARTH WHEN HE PROMISED FUCKING GIANT STOMPY ROBOTS" RABBIT.

I GUESS HIS WHINY CAPELLAN ASS COULDN'T TAKE THE HEAT.

So will we introduce Sanyan and Minafuji the Buck Rodgers?

>>36687779
>We're fighting Martians. Right now. And they've even got ray-guns. And you giggletards haven't read up on the most accurate work of science-fiction on the topic? What the hell are you good for?
Young best girl.

>>36687864

THAT'SW LEWD

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>>36687871
Agreed.
Someone needs to witchify him. Where's a drawing when you need him?

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Ian steps in front of you, his arms spread wide. “Oookay, pardner, lets just put those fingerguns away before someone gets hurt.”

You give him a blank look, and then jab him in the gut.

“HERF,” he whines, doubling over and hopping away from you. “Goddammit!”

“Too late!” you say gleefully. “Nobody gets between me and a convert! Hold on, I think I've got the last issue on me sonewhere-”

“Flash Gordon is better anyways,” Sean says.

>I'm going to let that one slide. and then I'll snap roll you all over the fucking cabin for that later you bastard
>THE FUCK YOU SAY

>>36687971
>I'm going to let that one slide.

>>36687971
>>THE FUCK YOU SAY

>>36687971
FLASH

AAAHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHH

SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE

>>36687971
>I'm going to let that one slide.

>>36687971
>>I'm going to let that one slide.

LESS TALKING ABOUT SCI-FI MORE TELLING ME WHAT THOSE THINGS YOU PUT ON MY WIDOW ARE

>>36687971
>THE FUCK YOU SAY
Don't fuck with Buck

>>36687971
>THE FUCK YOU SAY

We're going to snap roll him anyway.

>>36687971
>>I'm going to let that one slide. and then I'll snap roll you all over the fucking cabin for that later you bastard
As fun as it is to watch Young fangirl out about this, we should find out what the hell they put on our plane.

>>36687997

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9kCCLwEga8

>>36687971
>>THE FUCK YOU SAY

Let's vent it out now and not in action.

>>36687971
>I'm going to let that one slide

Mainly for FLASH

AAAAHHHHAAAHHH

SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE

>>36687951
Someone get me a reference of Young.
I am just not sober enough to do this.

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>>36687971
>I'm going to let that one slide.

Oh no! Fap Angel! He done it again!.

>>36687971
>I'm going to let that one slide. and then I'll snap roll you all over the fucking cabin for that later you bastard

>>36687971
>I'm going to let that one slide.
>>36687997
And now we have our triumphant scream for when we punish him.

>>36687997
FLASH, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

HES SAVED EVERYONE OF US

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyIIYerdlUA

>>36687971
>THE FUCK YOU SAY

>>36687922
How so, we will introduce Sanyan and Miyafuji to American comics

>>36687971
>I'm going to let that one slide

>>36687971
>I'm going to let that one slide.

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>>36688046
Doo eitt

>>36687971
>>I'm going to let that one slide. and then I'll snap roll you all over the fucking cabin for that later you bastard

>>36687779
Flesh Young, bouncer of the universe.

>>36687951
>Flesh Young leads a bouncing attack on the evil Emperor Wang's fortress when he is ambushed with Dick-Off's Gun, turning him into delicious yuri-bait.
>How will our hero regain his virility? Is Planet Porno doomed to a future without bounce that keeps on bounding?
>Coming to a theater near you.

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>>36688035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6xxWFXR-Xw
You know who this is.

>>36688063
>Miyafuji asks if these guys are based off of the Fuck Rogers and Flash Porndon Hentai stars

>>36687971
>I'm gonna let that THE FUCK YOU SAY
SAY THAT TO MY FACE AND NOT TO MY FACE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS MOTHERFUCKER

OH WAIT

>>36687971
>THE FUCK YOU SAY
AHAHAHAHA PERIOD FANDOM RIVALRIES!

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>>36688093
Alternate

>>36687971
>I'm going to let that one slide.

Let's ask what kind of tech horrors they strapped to our bird.

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>>36688114
>YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

you damn straight I do

>>36687635
You already were being spied on by Google. Google knows when you visit any site that includes javascript from googgle analytics. Which is practically every semi-popular site ever.

>>36687971
>I'm going to let that one slide. I knew you had shit taste and were beyond saving for months.

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>>36688093
Ok. Young has been a busy guy.

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>>36688102
The bottom panel is me right now.

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>>36687971
>I'm going to let that one slide. and then I'll snap roll you all over the fucking cabin for that later you bastard

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>>36688145
Wait, Yes did a Flash cover?

>>36688046
Come on you drunken beauty.

>>36688189
He's only fucked 2 witches so far.

Unless Sanya went at it while he slept.

The Castle was cold.

Spring days were warm enough, but Winter lingered in the bowels of the earth, lurking deep in the ancient stone guts of Castle Barin. The chill bit through Sanya's thin pantyhose to numb her toes as she stumbled deeper into the dark heart of the Castle, heading deeper. She wasn't sure where she was going, and honestly, she didn't much care.

She just didn't want to be found.

Not by that pilot – that sweetheart, that blustering smartass sweetheart – not after she made a big show of her modesty, and got him half-choked by Eilia for it, and then-

-and then she went and-

Another lump of shame rose in her throat and escaped as a sob. In front of him, in front of God and everybody she'd kissed some Kraut sexpot. Her family name, shamed, her father's name – oh, Father! Father- Sanya shook her head violently, tears sparkling the air as she drummed on her head with her fists in frenzied denial. He couldn't hear. He wouldn't hear, and even if, he'd name it slander, rumor, propaganda, lies invented by his jealous enemies and critics. He must he must he must.

But Eila would know.

Eila... stunning, worldly, irreverent Eila... she would know. Not that she'd been kissed, but

but that she liked it.
Sanya fetched up against a worn wooden door, and slammed the bottom of her fist into it with sudden violence, tears squeezing from her eyes.

She had liked it, god dammit. She had. Waltrude's warm, limpid eyes boring into hers so passionately... her hands, firm and hot on her cheeks, rubbing them with such care... and her lips.

Sanya shuddered, smacking her forehead into the wood to dispel the forbidden thoughts, but they rose unbidden.

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>>36688189
Is it time to post best witch?

>>36688259
We need the America and Finland

>>36688093
We need a Frank and Pierce picture...

>>36688207
Somehow this reminds me of Apocalypse Now.

>>36688280
>repost
>*old* repost

anon plz

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>>36688093
Thanks amigo.
I'm stepping out to go get some dinner and I'll get on that after.
Have some insurance while I'm gone.

"What Happened in the Closet", otherwise known as "Minna is the lewdest and best"

>>36688310
Anything written by planefag is worth reposting

>>36688337
>Implying planefag wrote this

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>>36688281
But that's not Heidi

>>36688308
>>36688280
Hey, you. Not right now.

>>36688337
Not sure if he did

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You take a deep, steadying breath, begging God to give you strength. Thrusting your fingerguns into their invisible holsters, you ponderously spin on one heel to face your radar operator, Sean, the Fucker in Back. “You, what?”

“Flash. Gordon. Is. Better. Anyways.” He enunciates carefully and clearly, before spitting to one side.

“Your move, friendo,” you whisper. Sean smirks and very, very carefully brushes back his open flight jacket to reveal the holstered nothing at his hip. You stare each other down, fingers twitching, waiting for the other to draw.

“... what are you guys doing?”

You turn to look at Lynette, who's standing by the nose of your Widow, clutching a paint kit to her ample chest. The instant your eyes twitch you detect a blur of motion from Sean and dive sideways, making a play for your guns. Time seems to slow as you fly through the air, Sean's finger swinging to bear with horrible, efficient singlemindedness as you throw your airguns with everything you've got -

- you hit the ground just as you draw a bead, Sean's finger pointed right at you.

Silently, you both look at Ian for the call. He squints at the both of you, eyes flicking from one to the other. He nods slightly, an expression of surety growing on his face...

… “you're both fucking morons,” he snaps, catching the look of utter, blank wonder on the faces of the ordinance techs. “Hop to, chaps, that's nothing to be holding onto so long.”

Both men start suddenly as they snap out of it, and turn back to hooking up the weapon rack. Sean reaches out and pulls you off the ground, his smirk clearly indicating his thoughts on the victor. You snort at his silent smugging, and turn towards Lynette.

“Hey, kiddo. What're you up to?”

She smile shyly. “I put the finishing touch on your n-nose art, if you'd like to see...”

>>36688337
Oooooh yeah.
Work that ego like you mean it.
Show me how you lick that spittle, you naughty boy.

>>36688326
Looks more like female Hally.

>>36688402
STOP

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>>36688337

>>36688402
>Copypasting straight from tofusaur
>Not even stripping the failtags
>being this lazy

Kota fuck off

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>>36688358
Get your shit tier witchfu out of her.e

>>36688372
Finger guns are serious business.

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>>36688432
Best girl coming through your pockets

>>36688450
Ah, go fuck yerself.

>reduced to shitposting in a SWQ thread for attention

Kill yourself. Seriously. We won't even weep.

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>>36688450
>>36688484

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>>36688468
She's classy too.

>>36688414
It's true!

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>>36688208
>he doesn't know who the protomen are

Fine, jesus. I'll post after.

>>36688522
So this is write faggotry then?

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>>36688506
>Posting shit in the middle of a thread.
What are you, queer?

>>36688522
Thank you, you daft sod.

>>36688522
That took you how long to understand? Its basic etiquette.

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>>36688468

>>36688500
I was just making a funny, no need to release The Hounds.

>>36688546
No. It's old fapfic. *really* old. Over-a-year-old old.

>>36688522
How about you don't post it at all?

>>36688522
then delete what you posted

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“Hell yes!” you exclaim, running around to the port side of your plane to appreciate Lynette's work. There, emblazoned with crisp and expertly-painted lines, is a smaller image of your wonderful Widow – the only woman you can sport on your ship's nose without inciting transports of jealous rage in all others. Or so you thought, back when you asked Lynette to paint it.

“That's... pretty good,” you admit, honestly surprised. “When did you learn this?”

“Just practice,” she says, smiling shyly. “I paint all the decals and emblems for the unit.”

“Thanks, Lynette,” you say, ruffling her hair, causing her to duck her head and blush a bit. “I owe you a favor now; lemme know when you need to cash in.”

“Okay~” she says quietly, smiling at the ground. “G-glad you like it so much...”

“I like the name,” Ian comments as he and Sean duck under the nose and catch sight of “GHOSTRIDER” written across the aircraft's side in white paint. “Nice work on the script.”

“I used to paint the signs for my father's business-” she replies, then suddenly falters. “I-i'm sorry, I've- got to do a thing...”

Ian and Sean both watch her carefully as she runs off, clutching her brushes to her chest protectively. A thoughtful look comes over their faces as they contemplate -

“That *ass,*” Ian murmurs.

“HOW old is she, again?” Sean mutters back.

They turn back to the plane to find you glowering at them. “You guys. You guys are. You're just. Just. Argh.” Full of disgust at their filthy little-sister-lusting libidos, you pop your hatch and scale the ladder into the cockpit.

>>36688694
This
>>36688625
And this.

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>>36688764
>“That *ass,*” Ian murmurs.
>“HOW old is she, again?” Sean mutters back.
StrikeWitches.txt

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>>36688764
that cocksucking sob drew the widow with fuel instead of rockets

fucker got his victory in the end and nobody ever noticed

>>36688803
>Lynette
About 15 to 16 years old?

About Wendy age...

on the otherhand Merlin age....

But I noticed her last name is Bishop.

>>36688898
Not that Bishop. No relation.

>>36688898
Frank said there was no relation really early on

>>36688926
>>36688921
>>36688898
Clearly it's a coverup.

>>36688944
The greatest Matron conspiracy uncovered.

>>36688898
Merlin is Lynne

>>36688962
The History Channel has already procured the rights to make a documentary about it.

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>>36689002
fuckers work fast!

>>36689002
>inb4 aliens did it.

>>36688962
>yfw Lt. Davis is Longstreet's granddaughter

>>36688944
I'd coverup Lynne's ass with my DICK

>>36689002
But I enjoy the history channel at least the WW2 documentaries.

I wonder how they protray young?

>>36689002
And it will be absolutely insufferable and overly dramatic with flashy graphics and all that jazz as well.

>>36689002
>History Channel
>Not Bullshit Alien/Reality TV channel

>>36689053
We haven't see this Davis yet.

Ghost such a cocktease.

>>36689063
It must suck having elephantiasis of the dick.

>>36689080
That's the joke anon

>>36688803
The Kicker: Doesn't Ian have a french girl to date?

>>36688898
yeah about the same age as Shirely, almost as curvy and cuter. And all this is just rubbing salt into the wound.

>>36689175
Young need to plow that field

>>36689175
>Shirely
She's 17...

>>36689223
He needs to plough every field.

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>>36689239
She doesn't look like any 17 year old I've ever seen

Lynnes 15, Shirleys 16.
http://strikewitches.wikia.com/wiki/Lynette_Bishop
http://strikewitches.wikia.com/wiki/Charlotte_E._Yeager

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god damn I love child soldiers

>>36689290
man if anyones field is getting plowed by young and it isnt Minna, its gonna be Trude

>>36689239
one year isn't that far off, not like 2-3 years or so.

>>36689317
>>36689317
agreed, but Shirley is a close second.

>>36689302
PF ganked up the ages, remember

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>>36689317
>Trude

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>>36689312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chPJ7x9iMw0

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Settling into your seat, you begin the pre-flight checklist, making sure no switches are set wrong and such as your crew clambers in after you. Within a few minutes, you see the ordinance techs walk within view of the cockpit and give you a thumbs-up, and then Ian finally boards, flopping into his seat behind you with a sigh that's audible through the bulkhead between you. Within a moment, the intercom clicks on.

“You guys are the most amazing retards I have ever seen.”

“Oh that was nothing,” you snort as you check the battery levels – all good. “You're really gonna tell me that was better than the spoon swordfight we had?”

“YOU started that,” Ian grunts defensively. “And yes, it was. That Roy Rogers-”

“BUCK Rogers-”

“Killyourselfthanks - rocket-ship thing they were holding is a rocket loaded with hypergolic fuel.”

You blink, and turn 'round in your seat to stare up and back at Ian. “As in, it ignites spontaneously when the fuels mix?”

Ian squints at you through two layers of plexiglass. “You know what that means?”

>>36689331
Are you sure that 18 is the legal age of consent for officers in 1940s Britain?

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>>36689368
>Getting the flight stick

>>36689384
OH SHIT SON.

>>36689353
So he did.

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>>36689384

“Fuck *you,*” you say with real feeling. “Buck Rogers shit, I like rockets, okay? What's it loaded with; hydrazine?”

“T-Stoff and R-Stoff,” he replies.

You gape at him. T-Stoff and R-Stoff are hypergolic fuels of German creation; so horrifyingly corrosive that they eat away damn near anything, and any rocket using them is only fueled at the last second.
“Translation, please,” Sean growls over the intercom.

“Those techs were basically holding a loaded bomb, except ten times as dangerous,” Ian snorts.

“.... what is that goddamn thing, anyways?” you say, changing the topic as you waggle your controls, giving them one last check, and adjust the trim wheels for takeoff. Sean checks in curtly to verify your elevator and rudders are functioning properly.

“It's a Ruhrstahl X-4,” Ian replies, the turret motors whining as he swings it through a full 180 degrees to test the function. “It's the new weapon I mentioned earlier.”

“Hot damn,” you respond. “How does it work?”

“I can tell you in the air,” Ian replies.

“Oh, fuck,” you curse.

“What? Is that a problem?”

You pop your canopy open so you can stand up and face Ian directly, stretching your helmet's mike cord to the limit. “Goddammit, Ian, why did you let them put that fucking thing on our plane!?”

“What? What's wrong!?”

“IT'S A ROCKET *AND* FUEL!”

>>36689409
TOPPEST

OF

KEKS

>>36689409

>it's rocket and fuel

MY SIDES ARE CRASHING INTO AUSTRALIA AT TERMINAL VELOCITY.

DAMN YOU PLANEFAG. MAKE LOVE TO ME.

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>>36689409

>>36689353
>>36689408
He had things in the later bit (so everyone's a year older) and he hiked Heidi's up 2 whole years

>>36689396
my point is that Lynnette's rather old to be in the little sister spot. But hey all the better to pre-emptively remove a threat.

>>36689409
>“IT'S A ROCKET *AND* FUEL!”

SHould have seen this coming but didn't.

>>36689409
You cheeky motherfucker you.
Also:
>T-Stoff and R-Stoff
Sweet christ were gonna die.

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>>36689409
>“IT'S A ROCKET *AND* FUEL!”

>>36689409
is that a fucking missile?

A fucking air to air guided missile?

>>36689459
that bad?

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>>36689409
Well played sir. Well fucking played.

>>36689384
>hypergolic fuels
>>36689409
>worse than hydrazine
I've had safety training for working with hydrazine and that shit is terrifying even with modern safety measures.
We are going to die.

>>36689476

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruhrstahl_X-4

YEP

>>36689476
Yep. MCLOS, but yeah. It actually works, though is liable to kill the ground crew.

This, at night, with radar? We are now the most powerful fighter in the Theater.

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>>36689312

>>36689477
they are almost as bad as Chlorine Triflouride
so yes, we will die

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>>36689409
planefag you magnificent trolling bastard you.

>>36689409
oh god I remember these from Secret Weapons Over Normandy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRaj9CkX_Q4
Nemisis witches when?

just FTR
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_fuming_nitric_acid
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonka_%28fuel%29
Bad shit, man.

>>36689477
Absolutely terrible stuff.

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The pic girl of the thread is now Lynette

>>36689585
And that's just R-Stoff. T-Stoff is 80% pure hydrogen peroxide. I mean, fuck me .

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>>36689511
>As there was no room for a fuel pump, the fuels were forced into the motor by pistons inside long tubes, the tubes being coiled (as with a coil spring) to fit inside the airframe.

>Spring-loaded throttle

>>36689409
>>36689511
So we are getting magically guided missiles fueled by hyper-napalm-acid?

Don't tell me those have boring conventional warheads!

>>36689627
Okay

>>36689643
It will either fail so badly it works or work so well it fails. Just like the rest of the quest.

>>36689652
They MUST have some sort of eldritch contraption made by tesla. at least ours if not production ones...

>>36689652
>german rocketry
>not even once
At least they aren't using FOOF. That shit will set ICE on fire.

>>36689642
>I mean, fuck me
YEP
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-Stoff

>>36689652
They have an audio proximity fuse.

The original was tuned to the sound of a B-17s engine at 7m. I don't know what these are set for.

Okay, will the plane-understanding-people kindly explain to us stupid neophytes exactly how fucked we are on a scale of one to ten?

>>36689702
Eleven. And you don't need to understand planes, just read all the info plane-understanding-people posted...

>>36689690
In-fucking-deed. And the horrifying thing is, when it comes to dangerous rocket fuels, that shit is like water in comparison to some. Have you ever read Ignition?
http://library.sciencemadness.org/library/books/ignition.pdf

....if only i know this will happen, i'll add 'Riding ticking bomb' to that comic description.

>>36689752
...I was looking for that to link it here. Guess I'll be reading it.

>>36689767
Good stuff. His description of ClF3 always gets me.

>>36689686
http://pipeline.corante.com/archives/2010/02/23/things_i_wont_work_with_dioxygen_difluoride.php
Glorious FOOF.

>>36689702
We are now spending every moment those things are attached playing russian roulette ten times a second.

>>36689670
Maybe a magically suspended exotherm reaction that unleashed in close proximity to produce the equivalent heat of a ton of thermite, melting enemy planes to slag?

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>>36689702
Approximately this fucked

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I sure do hope some teslatech is helping with this.

But have some more Lynette

>>36689813
And what reaction do you propose we use for that, huh?

>>36689792
I love that blog. Makes me wish I was a chemist so I could try making halogen azides and other terrifying things.

>>36689686
>You now realize these were the people who were using chlorine triflouride for self-igniting flamethrowers.

Seriously fuck that noise, and fuck anything Nazi with hypergolic fuels.

>>36689838
TESLA DEVELOPED A GRAVITATIONAL BEAM EMITTER!
EVERYONE IS FUCKED FOREVER!

>>36689849
Doesn't matter so long as the energy can be compressed and stored into some magical seal.

>>36689888
That sounds like the premise of a bad B-movie.

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>>36689722
>>36689794
>>36689831
Well then.

>>36689921
You're gonna need more booze. And possibly some blow.

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>>36689948
I'll get right on that.

Here's a better question. Would any witch try to use one as a dildo?

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You drop back into the cockpit and SLAM the canopy lid against Ian's baffled expression. Rockets AND fuel. On the same goddamned hardpoint, even. They just had to defy the rational order of the universe and cobble together some sort of fucked-up Frankenstein prone to spontaneous explosions, and mount it directly under your fuel tanks. And they even made it look like a bitching rocket-ship to get your hopes up.

“Fucking Germans,” you curse.

“One of us is,” Sean sniggers, and you unplug your goddamned intercom cable. Cheeky git. You flick your eyes left-right-left, checking that no ground crew are in the way of your props, and mash the starter buttons. The electric motors spin up with a rising whine, peaking after twenty seconds or so. Watching the props carefully, you flip the switch to “MESH,” and hear their pitch change as the clutches engage. As the props finish windmilling through one full revolution, you flip the starter switches to “ON.” The big double-wasp radials catch immediately, barking and coughing roughly. You engage the priming system; its only forty-five degrees outside and it dipped below freezing last night; so the steel is still chilly. As the engines steady out, you disengage the primers and switch the mixture from “idle cut-off” to “auto rich,” and the Double Wasps thunder and roar as they hit their stride. Giving the gauges a scan, you find everything in order. You plug your headset back in and key the mike.

“Ghostrider to tower, two turning, ready for roll-out.”

“Roger, Ghostrider,” the “tower” replies – a squat OD-green box with a little walkway on top for sullen men with binoculars to occupy when the rare mood struck them. “Standby for orders; sqawk 1145.”

>>36690043
Cupcake?

>>36690046
>“One of us is,” Sean sniggers, and you unplug your goddamned intercom cable.

Not nearly often enough.

>>36690046
Fucking Germans indeed.

>>36690096
>>36690111

And not the whole lot of them.

This must be fixed

>>36690122
2 down, a ton to go.

>>36690122
>>36690152
Widow; the leading manufacturer of future Luftwaffe witches.

>>36690046
Oh shut up, you whiner!
AT least they didn't stuff your plane with a 75mm cannon or auto-firing mechanisms.

>>36690152
Trude is next. We must have Trude

>>36690122
Whilst I have no objections to sexy times, I don't want Minna to rip our spine out and sodomise us with it.

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You know, I'm kinda sad people didn't vote to see the Martian War exhibit in last week's PJW. You would've seen a replica of the Black Widow with wax statues of Young and co. inside, though for the sake of political correctness, they actually look professional and NOT about to kill each other in midair.

Also, there's an urban legend about the exhibit that if you look through the cockpit at just the right angle, you'll see Hellcow hiding in the back.

>>36690187

While we are in the closet.

>>36690187
I, on the other hand are open to trying out new things with our waifu.

>>36690152
Paddy has one down

>>36690193

THAT'S NO URBAN LEGEND, MERC

IT'S REAL

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>Planefag
>returning

>>36690187
Obviously, Minna gets to join in.

>>36690193
I wasn't there for the thread but I regret nothing about learning about space

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>>36690206
Who would Minna even want to have a threesome with?

>>36690193
Well to be fair we thought we'll get to see all of them

>>36690193
Late at night the security guards hear hissing coming from the plane, though many will just say it's the pistons or the tires

>>36690193
Welll, maybe next week?

>>36690263
Cupcake

>>36690193

I honestly thought we'd get the time to go through all.

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>>36690263
Cupcake.

>>36690216
On a scale of 1-10, how bad would you fags want to see how Paddy and Heidi got involved?

>>36690263
Sanya and or Trude

>>36690263
Cupcake, of course. What would futaCupcake and Minna's baby be like?

>>36690193

Don't post in his threads, or he'll try and screw with the continuity to make you do backflips through your own ass to have it make sense without involving time travel!

Learn from my mistakes!

>>36690284
>>36690291
>>36690319

No, just no. She's got way too many issues for us to handle.

>>36690263
Sanya or trude

I kind of want Shirley or Elias but that is my thing

>>36690297
10; I have a good idea, but It'll be interesting to see a spur of the moment decision fleshed out.

>>36690354
You just asked what Minna would want, not what was healthy

>>36690325
Or just flat-out use 'What If...' or 'Alternate timeline' excuse.
And in the end, there will be crisis crossover quest involving sphere holder...

>>36690354
We still have to put her in her place for getting assassins sent after the Sanyan and getting her family purged, if I recall.

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You lean back, content to let Your People handle peon tasks like radio settings-

“Ghostrider?” Luke's unmistakable whiskey-roughened voice replies. “No fucking way, asshole.”

“What's wrong with that?”

“Callsigns by formation, you rampaging attention-whore.”

“Didn't you say flight assignments in the air?”

“.... shit,” he grumps back. “Fine. But after that, your ass is mine. Roll out after me.”

>>36690434
PILOT!

>>36690402
Dude that'd be way to confusing and a lot less fun for us. I say just don't give planefag a chance to troll Merc.

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>>36690434

Shortly, you see Luke's P-61 roll past you. Nudging the throttles up, you get your bird rolling and turn onto the taxiway after him. A grass airstrip like Eddington is far from ideal for a heavy two-engined ship like yours, but you've only got half a fuel load and no heavy ordinance, so you're not too worried, even with the soggy ground. As you approach the ramp, Chuck's P-51B swings in behind you, his canopy thrown open as he stands up in his seat for better visibility. Luke halts your little parade just short of the runway, where some temporary striker stands have been set up. Charlotte and Heidi are the first to lift off, the grass rippling in the propwash as the magical propellers shimmer into life at the ends of their strikers. Ground techs yank the electrical cables clear as the Witches magic kicks in full-strength. The girls lean forward and their Strikers rocket off the stands, accelerating swiftly down the strip. The techs lift the stands up on their built-in jacks, swing the wheels underneath them and pull them aside to give Sanya and the older woman in the leather jacket a clear shot from their own stands, positioned a little bit behind. After a second, they also rocket down the runway.

“Right-o,” Luke says confidently. “Our turn.”

You, Luke and Chuck autorotate around the same time, not a hundred yards distant from each other. Luke begins a gentle right-hand turn and you follow as Chuck drifts left to form a vic on the leader. Circling around the airfield, you slowly form up with the witches, only a few hundred feet off the ground; just under the thick, opaque cloud deck.

>Request wingmen? Request Formation? Two-ship Element, Three-ship Vic or Four-ship Flight is available!

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>>36690247

ITS REAL, COMRADE

>>36690454
>Four-ship Flight

Four is death for the martians!

>>36690454
Two-ship with Chuck. Luke can fly top cover.

>>36690454
>older woman in the leather jacket
Hmmm...wonder who that is

>>36690454
Vic with Sanya and leather jacket lady.

We can take them to bed with Minna later.

>>36690402

Nah, already had a bad run-in with someone with a hardon for legit full blown crossovers and alternate universes and the like.

>>36690476

... I want that lego set. for reasons. Wait, do they make a tomcat?

>>36690400
I fail to see why Minna would ever want to have a threesome with Cupcake, or Trude for that matter. Last time either of us has sex with her we felt like fucking crap. Maybe Sanyan could get her off on the little sister thing.

>>36690449
Confusing, yes.
Less Fun? dunno.

but I am not really fond for that explanation too and judging from Planefag last post about this matter, ghost doing pretty well.

...and i love this new captcha. way to go moot.

Well, I'm out. It's 0320 in the UK and I have work. Try not to blow us up, okay?

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>>36690544

RYNEX!

>>36689175
>The Kicker: Doesn't Ian have a french girl to date?
And Sean was fucking Mio, last I recall.

>>36689865
It's literally one of the best things on the internet.

Also, makes me glad I went into engineering instead of my second choice. His descriptions of things that he's NOT not willing to work with still scares me.

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>>36687951
>>36688046


Here we go. "Young-ko checks out Minna's ass"

>>36690454
>Four-ship Flight

>>36690454
Two ship with Chuck, he is an established bro and we should shoot the shit with him.

>>36690608

That's mine by the way.

>>36690454
> Four-ship Flight

best formation for best dudes

Is it over? Did I miss it?

>>36690561
Her and young doubleteaming cupcake to punish her for stealing each other

>>36690646
>not even done with the first thread yet

You know why I'm running tonight? No fucking work tomorrow. We're going into the AM hours again, JUST LIKE OLD TIMES

>>36690454
>Two-ship Element, 2 ship, 2 witch

>>36690646
no

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>>36690454
>Charlotte and Heidi are the first to lift off, the grass rippling in the propwash as the magical propellers shimmer into life at the ends of their strikers.

This comes to mind.

>>36690694
>Charlotte
>Heidi
>Ghostrider

And the others in a 4-ship formation? That'd work...

Also, vote for who you want with you. This is your chance to waifufag, goddammit! Take the bait and do my work for me!

>>36690690
You are doing gods work planefag

I have missed this shit

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>>36690679
In the long list of stupid ideas that will do nothing but get us hurt, that has to come at the top.

>>36690717
Sanya and mysterious leather jacket-wearing witch

>>36690608
I... I feel conflicted about this.

>>36690690
I... I want to believe you
I want to believe you so much

>>36690717
>Sister of course!
>Also Cupcake, why the fuck not

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>>36690717
Sanyan!

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>>36688468
>>36688358
>Best girl
>Not Hanna motherfucking Rudel

>>36690717
Sanya and Leather jacket witch. Chuck as the 4th.

>>36690717
Chuck, Heidi, and Sanya for the 4 way martian gangbang

>>36690608
Please continue.

>>36690690
Hah. I'm fucking off to do something else for a bit, but if you're staying up all night the I'll be back and drawing soon.

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>>36690784
>>36690778
>>36690763
>>36690746
OK, in the interests of consensus how about:

>Flight Lead: Young
>Flight Wingman: Sanya
>Element Lead: Yeager
>Element Wingman: Jacket Witch

Sound good?

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Nearly 2 years...

We have waited 23 months, and finally
The time has come.

OUR GOD HAS RETURNED


>trust in fap angel
>faith in faith in fap angel

>>36690690
You're telling me i'm not leaving to office until my next shift starts? Ok by me!

>>36690868
s'good

>>36690868
yesssssss

>>36690868
sounds good.

>>36690872

Check the archives; I've been back for a few threads.

You also want to read the Return Summoning Ritual.

>>36690868

This sounds quite good; anybody want it?

>>36690872
He returned like 2-3 months ago, brah.

>>36690906
Fuck yea we do, mate.

>>36690868
Sure.

We still need sexytimes with Sanya and our mysterious stranger later.

>>36690906
DO IT!

>>36690906

I'm good with it.

>>36690918
>>36690923
>>36690943

CALLIN IT

>>36690906
yes

>>36690566
I remember driving one of those in WoT before I ragequit. Good times.

My only sadness was that I couldn't use it as ghetto artillery.

>>36691002
I am just glad that US tanks are coming faaast

>>36690566

I wasn't gonna name names like that, man. Harsh

>>36691002
Nigga it's a howitzer. Just direct fire from a hill or something.

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>>36691021
>name names

I did a little better than that brah.

>>36691002
That's how it works in Company of heroes 2

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>>36691052
pffff

>>36691052

IDK man, your very own board?

>>36691019
http://devblog.warthunder.com/2014/12/10/steel-generals-m3-light/?hl=en

DO WE HAVE ENOUGH MACHINE GUNS YET!?

>>36691019
I refuse to play because after they introduced skirted armor and through armor crits that don't do any damage I got one of them with an m7 priest and did no damage.

Reporting it did nothing, they never fixed it. Fuck the devs.

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>>36690906
Tell the wingmen to stick close to the leads so they can bring their guns to bear faster. The idea is to use the witches' ability to fire in multiple directions to keep fighters off the backs of heavier but better armed leads while still maintaining formation integrity.

>>36691085
That doesn't mean much on bloatchan where just about anything has its own board.

>>36691100
Pre-war American tank design basically consisted of taking a tank, putting as many crew in it as you can fit, and giving each one at least one machine gun (This includes the driver, by the way).

So who do we think the woman in the jacketis?

>>36691111
He's talking about War thunder, not Wot.

>>36691057
That's how they were used in real life. The M5 with the derp was really just a HMC M8 used as a light tank.

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“Righto,” Luke calls. “Flight assignments – Charlotte, you're on my left wing, Heidi, you're on my right – I need your eyes, both of you. Fagfuck McDouchenozzle, you're second flight lead – Amelia on his wing. Chuck, you're element leader, Sanya on your wing; standard finger-four. Unit callsign is Bishop, so I'm Bishop One-One, so on, so forth, yadda yadda, you chowderheads got that down?”

“Ghostrider copies,” you reply.

“God, I hate you so much.”

“Solid copy, Major Fokker... killer,” you reply.

“So much. It's unreal.”

You all settle into your respective formations and turn on your navigation lights – even in broad daylight, its a challenge to see your wingmen as you climb through the overcast. As flight lead, responsibility for navigation falls upon Sean's skills, plotting board and his D/F radios – he keeps you straight and level, and even flips the radar on occasionally to bounce signal off Luke's vic, a mile or so ahead. Following Sean's comments with a grease pencil on your kneeboard, you see you're heading for a rendezvous point somewhere over London.

All you have to do is keep the yoke steady and fly – the others need to keep formation with you.

>So, Ian, tell me more about those fuel/rocket abominations we strapped underneath our fuel tanks!
>So, mysteriously-silent-older woman, who are you?

>>36691111
Hey man, TACs only happen if you roll an 8 or higher.

>>36691167
>So, Ian, tell me more about those fuel/rocket abominations we strapped underneath our fuel tanks!

>>36691167
>>So, Ian, tell me more about those fuel/rocket abominations we strapped underneath our fuel tanks!


We need details before combat.

>>36691167
>So, mysteriously-silent-older woman, who are you?

>>36691167
>>So, Ian, tell me more about those fuel/rocket abominations we strapped underneath our fuel tanks!

I'm thinking this is the mystery that's most likely to kill us all.

>>36691167
>So, mysteriously-silent-older woman, who are you?

Inquiring minds want to know!

>>36691167
>So, Ian, tell me more about those fuel/rocket abominations we strapped underneath our fuel tanks!

>>36691167
>Amelia
>Amelia Earhart
>AMELIA FUCKING EARHAT

FAP ANGEL YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>36691167
>So, Ian, tell me more about those fuel/rocket abominations we strapped underneath our fuel tanks!

>>36691138

Not really. A 5-man crew is standard even today; if you make the tank commander do other things (like fire and load, or whatever) he becomes overworked quickly. His job is to maintain situational awareness of the battlefield and command the tank.