You are Princess Sonriel Sutkezasael Impron Xophoetaron! Heir to the ebon and bone throne of the Demonlands, and a champion of love and justice. Together with your demonic cat, blood seeking mace, made scientist best friend, and musclehead mage buddy, you are questing to locate and win the Princess Battle Tournament, a multinational contest to determine the figurehead leader of the Allied Kingdoms!>Current Level - Pretender Princess>XP - 0>Unlocked Modes: Passion and Heart.>http://pastebin.com/eGUgd8p8Currently, you are accompanying an easy going bunny caste girl named Michi, a member of the Laemyrian Soul Guard. This nation is on good terms with the demonlands (due to being an offshot of demons several centuries ago), but those relations are at risk due to a rogue ogre tapping and enslaving their reincarnation cycle.That's a bit complicated! An ogre is being a bully, and you're here to stop him. That's a bit simpler, yes? Excellent!The idea was to let Areli find some of his friends in the area, old ogre sparring partners, who might tell him where this tracker might have gone. Laemyrian spirit slaves must not be that common after all! You... you hope not, at least.The felmagi sniffs. "Ah, I think Brokthok's hut was around here somewhere. He's a good guy. Likes cats a lot. Owns lots of cats. Owns a lot of litter boxes. I try to spar with him away from his house, in all honesty." He sounds like an excellent man. "Other than that, we could ask Ruggithin, he's always hanging around with the more suspicious types. Says he likes to keep his one good eye on them. Don't ask about his bad eye." You feel compelled to, now.>Visit the cats and also Brokthok! Surely they can help you relax in these stressful times.>Swing along to Ruggithin's place. If he's a shady character, then he'll definitely know something about illegal spirit enslavement. Is that illegal? You keep telling father to write up some definite laws somewhere along the way...
>>36667314>Swing along to Ruggithin's place. If he's a shady character, then he'll definitely know something about illegal spirit enslavement. Is that illegal? You keep telling father to write up some definite laws somewhere along the way...
>>36667314>Visit the Cat Guy! He might have some tips on how to best take care of our pet.
>>36667314How can my demonic dictator possibly be this cute!? So excited! Thanks for running.>>Swing along to Ruggithin's place. If he's a shady character, then he'll definitely know something about illegal spirit enslavement. Is that illegal? You keep telling father to write up some definite laws somewhere along the way...Let's get some things done! We'll worry about cats later.
>>36667513When is later?!Anyway. Ruggithin seems to have won, so I'll write that out reeeaaal quick for you late night readers.
>>36667585On the way back, I guess! I mean, We'll have to swing around and pick up that wolf girl later!I mean, they're both so cute, and they'd make great escorts. We need to keep both of them.We should see if we have any explosive of mind control collars laying around.
>>36667314>>Swing along to Ruggithin's place. If he's a shady character, then he'll definitely know something about illegal spirit enslavement. Is that illegal? You keep telling father to write up some definite laws somewhere along the way...Gotta grind that XP
Tapping a finger on your cheek, you create a perfect portrait of a princess lost in thought. Mostly, you were weighing the advantages of seeing cats against someone who would be more likely to know something about the situation. The odds were against the felines, the cold calculations and cruel formulas stealing you away from those that you desired most. Math was passionless, indifferent, and honest. Sighing, you clench your fist. "So be it. If it must be that way, then I will follow through on what is right! We'll go see this 'Ruggithin' comrade of yours."Areli blinks, and Melody puts a palm on your forehead with a worried expression on her face.On the ride to the place, you find out the Michi is a low ranking Soul Guard, having only gotten the position a few weeks ago. If she were to have a level, it'd be 'three'. Areli and Melody are more like 'fifteen', so you can see that she is an unenviable weakling. That is, unless there is a full moon. She doesn't explain what that means, but just warns you that you should be sure to tie her up.Areli seems to find that suggestion embarrassing to some degree. Before long, however, you arrive at the stone hut belonging to Ruggithin, according to the felmagi."Areli! You sonnuva bitch!" A bellow roars out, the lumbering demonic ogre, skin red, one eye green, the other a strange shade of purple, comes bounding from his hut.Areli just walks forward, unresponding. They clasp hands, and seem to struggle for a moment. You're unsure what is happening, but Melody starts to fan herself and get red in the face.After a moment, Areli seems to twist the ogre's arm to the side. Then they laugh and slap each other on the back.>Encourage them to get to the point. We have business to take care of. Gotta find those lost souls!>Spur them into a sparring match for Melody's amusement on perhaps multiple levels.>Reprimand Ruggithin on his language around royalty. How rude!
>>36667963>Encourage them to get to the point. We have business to take care of. Gotta find those lost souls!
>>36667963>>Reprimand Ruggithin on his language around royalty. How rude!There will be NO widening of Princess's horizons! If sheltered princess leaves the palace, the shelter is going to have to come with her!
>>36667963>Spur them into a sparring match for Melody's amusement on perhaps multiple levels.
>>36667963>That is, unless there is a full moon. She doesn't explain what that means, but just warns you that you should be sure to tie her up.Careful, she might be a lesbian. >>Encourage them to get to the point. We have business to take care of. Gotta find those lost souls!
>>36667963>Spur them into a sparring match for Melody's amusement on perhaps multiple levels.I'll show you who's the boss of this gym!
>>36667963>>Spur them into a sparring match for Melody's amusement on perhaps multiple levels.I can not resist the temptation!
>>36668056get out of those jabroni clothes
>>36667963>>Spur them into a sparring match for Melody's amusement on perhaps multiple levels.
>>36667963>>Encourage them to get to the point. We have business to take care of. Gotta find those lost souls!Royal business!
>>36667963>Math was passionless, indifferent, and honest. Sighing, you clench your fist. "So be it. If it must be that way, then I will follow through on what is right! We'll go see this 'Ruggithin' comrade of yours."The math has spoken.>Encourage them to get to the point. We have business to take care of. Gotta find those lost souls!
>>36668132Alright. Writing. I'm n-not late. I'm early. Yeah!do you think cat tails or dog tails are cuter
>>36668227Caog tails are obviously superior to both
>>36668227>do you think cat tails or dog tails are cuterCat tails! But not by much. They're both top-tier as far as expressing emotion goes.
>>36668227>do you think cat tails or dog tails are cuterDoesn't matter as long as its a fluffy tail.>touch fluffy non-specie specific tail
>>36668278I like dragon tails a lot, actually.
>>36668227Which ones fluffier?
>>36668227Fluffiness is the deciding factor, not who it belongs to.
>>36668308B-b-b-b-but they're not fluffy!
>>36668308Hey now, that's cheating. Lamias win if we're going that way.
>>36668348This land is peaceful, it's inhabitants kind.
>>36668460Best girl.Dragon. Fluffy tail. Cute as hell.
>>36668498Too bad her father is kinda insane and traitorous.
>>36668362Do lamia have any body language with theirs? Body language is good, but foreign body language is the best.
You study your fingernails. Of course, you are wearing gloves so that is a difficult task. "Areli, I've just remembered. I haven't seen you spar in quite some time. Isn't Ruggithin a person you do that with often? Why don't you display your talents as a felmagi to me. You have the perfect target here, yes?" Melody turns to you and gives you a thumbs up.Areli has a sheepish grin as he looks to the demonic ogre. "Should we...?"With a guffaw, the ogre slaps the permanently shirtless mage on the back. "Haven't punched that smug fuckin' face in ages. Let's do it!" Melody lifts another hand up slowly. Clenched into a fist, a sudden, rare, double thumbs up appears, and you suspect it is directed to you!>You gain a Melody social link level! Wow! That's totally meaningless. You also gain 27 friendship points.They ask you to be the officator, which you agree to instantly. Given an official whistle, you wait for the combatants to enter position. Areli has an open stance, one arm out a bit to the side, but Ruggithin is crouched low, fists ready for a pounding.You lift the whistle to your mouth, and blow!Ruggithin spring forward, his bulk traveling at a speed you weren't expecting, to appreciative clapping from Michi and a whistle from Melody. A haymaker blow comes arcing towards Areli's head, and you're pretty sure the guard of your body was going to get his head punched right off. But he ducks away, maybe an inch between the knuckle and his cheek as he moves in. A green flame surrounds his fist, and he delivers a savage uppercut into the ogre's stomach.The demonic ogre doesn't seem phased by this, lifting his arms out wide and bringing them down into a savage hug, catching Areli in it.>Oh my! He's in trouble! Use a special princess cheer to get him motivated to win. You're cheerleading powers are without compare.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDgcc5Sif3k
>>36668606"Don't drown in your ideals Areli!""I've got a onahole I bought for you back at the castle!""Make sure to punch harder!""I'll give you a snuggle if you win!"
>>36668606>Oh my! He's in trouble! Use a special princess cheer to get him motivated to win. You're cheerleading powers are without compare.POSE YOU FOOLS! POSE!
>>36668606>Root for the ogre
>>36668606https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p5OyLFQLCcAreli, your fist is the fist that will pierce the heavens!
>>36668606>>Oh my! He's in trouble! Use a special princess cheer to get him motivated to win. You're cheerleading powers are without compare.We're not so heartless that we'll leave our friends without our support! yetGO ARELI!
>>36668606Beat him like you didn't beat those assassins earlier!
>>36668665A dark horse!
>>36668606>[YouTube] If he dies, he dies (embed)Ivan Drago a best! A best!
Cheer, eh? Alright.Give me a d20. How good is your cheering, anyway?!
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>36668816
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>36668816the bestest
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>36668816
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>36668816
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>36668816I don't know.You tell me
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>36668816
>>36668838Why couldn't you be one lower? Mediocre princess strikes again.
>>36668831>>36668838>>36668842this cannot sustain me for much longer
>>36668831>>36668838>>36668842I think our cheers distracted and insulted our bodyguard.
>>36668881Clearly we should forget cheering and go Support Modo if Areli starts losing badly. Cheating is practically expected of a demon princess.
I feel like we aren't evil enough. Will we be disappointing our father if we continue like this?
>>36668961Daddy only rules over the demonlands and has alliances and stuff. Maybe he's a big ol' softie who only wants to keep even bigger assholes in line.
>>36668961I don't think Daddy can be disappointed. Also no one in a Chief quest is ever as evil as their alignment says.
>>36668881Hey, so if our childhood friend keeps failing us can we, following in our father's tradition, rip out his soul and craft a new item of power from it? No offense, but he seems pretty useless to us as anything but a pet, and we already have a cat.
>>36668996But the princess is neutral good.
>>36668958We should definitely start cheating to hell and back.
>>36669021> Is that illegal? You keep telling father to write up some definite laws somewhere along the way...Looks more like lawful good.so adorable
>>36669064Neutral goods can obey the law too. They just don't put faith in it.
>>36669079But Sonriel believes in LOVE and JUSTICE!
>>36669097What does that have to do with laws?
>>36669021>But the princess is neutral good.Tink I found the problem with our dice guys! We need to play more "selfish/self-centric princess" than "lil' miss altruist of convenience".
"Areli!" You shout, "I remember you fighting harder than that when I used to beat you up when we were younger!" Michi gives you a glance, an uncomfortable smile on her face. "C'mon! I'm an impartial judge and officiator of this match, but I cannot help but feel as if you can do better. After all, you'd struggle to the bitter end when I would effortless dispatch your noblest attempts at besting me in combat." Melody gives Areli a pitying look.The felmagi seems to be struggling less.It backfired?!>Your social link with Areli is fluctuating! Wait, this isn't even real.With a roar, the ogre picks Areli up above his head, and throws him to the ground in a savage toss, the bulky beast seeming to glide through the air. Michi is still clapping and laughing, but Melody has the distinct look of hope. Hope that a contest isn't a blow out. She clearly loves fighting quite a bit. Maybe too much? You've heard rumors of experimental creature fighting. Maybe she's a villainous fiend who fights animals against each other?! What scoundrels you associate with!Oh, shoot, while you were having wild fantasies, the ogre landed on Areli with a cracking sound. You wince, not enjoying the sight of wanton violence, but when you open your eyes, it appears that Areli formed some sort of energy field around himself. Is that against the rules...? Are there rules?The shirtless man rolls away quickly, the ogre backing away for a moment, the chance being all he needs to dash forward, delivering a powerful one-two combo to the stomach, a leg kick, and then a spin and backhand. You feel as if he were a devil made flesh in how quickly he moved, fel energies surrounding each hit!>The cheering, uh, worked! Maybe? Anyway, was this to points or... Begin officiating as hard as possible.>"TO THE DEATH!" Melody roars. "Shh," you say, "We need info and also Areli alive." The scientist pouts. "At least let a real winner show up."
>>36669185>"TO THE DEATH!" Melody roars. "Shh," you say, "We need info and also Areli alive." The scientist pouts. "At least let a real winner show up."
>>36669185>The cheering, uh, worked! Maybe? Anyway, was this to points or... Begin officiating as hard as possible.
>>36669151That makes sense! Can we show a complete lack of care for the morals and taboos of others too?
>>36669185>The cheering, uh, worked! Maybe? Anyway, was this to points or... Begin officiating as hard as possible.Gotta keep them social links up bro.
>>36669185>"TO THE DEATH!" Melody roars. "Shh," you say, "We need info and also Areli alive." The scientist pouts. "At least let a real winner show up."WORLDSTARWORLDSTARRRRRR
>>36669185>Join in and show these idiots how it's done
>>36669185>"TO THE DEATH!"Replace lesser bodyguard with superior bodyguard. And Melody gets a corpse to do SCIENCE with if she wants.
>>36669185>>"TO THE DEATH!" Melody roars. "Shh," you say, "We need info and also Areli alive." The scientist pouts. "At least let a real winner show up."
>>36669151She's being an altruist because she WANTS to. It's selfish in its own way.The problem is that we passed up cats.
Alright!We'll do it! Areli fights his heart out edition! Roll a d20... can his heart stay inside his body, though?
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>36669387DROWN IN YOUR IDEALS AND DIE EMIYA SHIROU
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>36669387I'm going to be honest, I have no idea what we actually decided to do here.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>36669387
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>36669387
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>36669424>>36669416This is too hilarious.
>>36669424>>36669416WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>36669416>>36669424these are the rolls i remember
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>36669416>>36669424>>36669458
>>36669416Fail.>>36669424Cancels fail.>>36669427Not enough to pull him through.Well, I guess it's time for us to get a new childhood friend because this one's past it's prime.
>>36669424>>36669416not all at once
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>36669480What are you talking about, this is obviously a fail-succeed pileup. That 6 is completely irrelevant.
>>36669498>"fail-succeed pileup"Oh? The 1 only downgrades a 20 to a regular success in this game?
Never a dull moment with D20 crits enabled.
>>36669603This is a Chief quest where dice rolls are more for humor and flavor and the only bad rolls are mediocre rolls.
>>36669498>>36669480>>36669603I cannot stand another mediocre roll. Instead, I will make him Crit Fail. And then, from the ashes, a Crit Success!
>>36669636Areli is the shonenest of not-heroes.
>>36669636So he just went....Rocky on us you could say?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwer1CiteBg
>>36669636No fight is really done without a dramatic comeback from the jaws of defeat.
>>36669636Could we give the crit success to Melody instead?
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>36669712Noooo.
>>36669687Rise. Like the phoenix of old!>>36669693I must break you.>>36669698How dramatic can a sparring round be?Anyway, I am writing.
So.. do they both get knocked out?
>>36669767Clearly Ari fight best when unconscious.
>>36669806My fists are moving on their own!
>>36669818Wait, are you suggesting that our mace or some nearby spirit possed his (possibly quadriplegic) body and fought the ogre dude with a greater skill than we've ever seen Areli exhibit? Because that would be cool.
>>36669881>our maceI still want to know what kind of talk Daddy gave that thing before we left.
>>36669636>I will make him Crit Fail. And then, from the ashes, a Crit Success!>tfw
The ogre is dazed, on his back foot, but Areli gets over confident! He's heading in, preparing to put a finishing move no the demon, when the ogre delivers a dazzling headbutt to the mage! "Yowee..." Michi says, rubbing her forehead sympathetically. Those ears twitching. They look very soft. You wonder how much they'd twitch if you... The ogre slams a fist into Areli's gut, and then delivers a blow right across the face! A tooth goes flying, as well as spittle.What follows is a series of gruesome submission holds and beatings the likes of which are not often exposed to cloistered royalty, but has Melody shouting explitives and pumping her fists. Michi is hiding her face and occasionally peeking through the fingers. You even forget you're an officiator for a moment, not waving the flag, gasping as Areli is put into a body breaking submission hold. Then, there is a spark of fire in the magi's eyes. You remember it... that sensation! It's like 'back then'!With a roar, Areli busts free, flinging his oppressor's arms from him. The most foul dirty play you've ever seen commences. Eye gouges, thrown elbows, shin kicks. Areli is a furious, scrappy young man again, defiantely fending off the bullies and attackers who called magic a 'nerd's hobby'. >Areli unlocks: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap! - In a pinch, Areli will find an inner strength. It's... kind of sad, though.The felmagi's incredibly unsportsman like conduct ends up securing him a victory. A shameful one that even deflates Melody's lust for blood."Haha, like old times, friend," Ruggithin says. There seems to not be any bad blood here. Moving on then...."REALLY?!" Michi says, bouncing in her seat. She claps her hands then gets shoked, placing them on her knees and making an overly serious face. "Uh, you mean to say you spoke to the perp recently?" One ear flops down, but the other is standing up rigidly.>Let Michi take the case.>Assume inquisitorial role.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>36670319>>Assume inquisitorial role.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>36670319>Let Michi take the case.dat pinchi
>>36670319>Assume inquisitorial role.
>>36670319>Let Michi take the case.
>>36670319>>Assume inquisitorial role.The bunny is really just here to look cute, and we can never have enough pets. Let's take charge!
>>36670319>Assume inquisitorial role.Have you seen any....Heretics lately?
>>36670319>Assume inquisitorial roleWe are a princess.After that display I will beep never stop thinking of Areli as "The Dirty Deeds Dagger" just waiting to be forged by papa for our birthday.
>>36670427Are we really going to have all our friends forged into weapons for us? I wouldn't mind that.
>>36670319>Let Michi take the case.>But help her out if she needs it!>>36670490I'm all for amassing a collection of enemies, but friends is a bit much.
Sorry! Was feeding cats.Roll a d20 to parse the-No that doesn't even make sense. Okay, writing.
>>36670611But what happens if one of them dies!? What are we going to do, just let them abandon us into the afterlife?
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>36670656
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>36670656
>>36670669What happened to our mom when she died? That, because only the best for Daddy's little girl's friends.
>>36670656Wait, you're Chief Fouldrinker from shax quest? I heard your next quest was nsfw
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>36670656
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>36670656Proof of Bestquisitor!
>>36670730Oh, you haven't been stimulated beyond all measure so far?
>>36670730You only just caught that now?
>>36670764So someone has misarchived the quest as "See you Space Cowboy..." for some reason
>>36670817The guy who shitpost the last thread called himself Steve Blum for some reason. It's all very secretive.
>>36670817Areli after his fight: "Bang..."
>>36670774>>36670764I didn't even know this was your quest. I just popped in and noticed Chief so I thought I'd ask. Now I must look through archives. Pardon me, gentlemen.
>>36670817>>36670848oh dear... this better not lead to sperg to sperg warfare, nobody needs that shit.and at least it has the fist mage tag
You are tempted to let the bunny girl talk. And also to grab the ears. But, your princessly conduct wins out and you clear your throat, placing a hand on the table and looking Ruggithin right in the eye. The good one. We don't talk about the bad one. "Ah, that man is wanted by the crown, you know, I'd appreciate any assistance you could lend us. Now, about this rogue ogre..."You learn he is a particularly foul necromancer, a popular profession. Apparently, he sells spectral slaves to the highest bidder. Often... for pleasure. The pleasure of their company in a non-sexual manner, of course. You can't have sex with a ghost! Effectively, at least. There have been many studies. Not that you're interested in such crass behaviour. Laemyrians are particularly popular 'pets', for some infathomable reason, so he just redirected the spiritual flow to make a quick buck. Ruggithin was offered a cut to find some buyers, but he refused. Of course. You didn't just come along right after he had been given the offer, or anything.Regardless, the rogue ogre gave a meeting point for Ruggithin in case he found a potential buyer, and Areli's friend hands over the information easily. You didnt' even have to promise him a favor. Or look at his bad eye. Or promise Michi's hand in marriage to him. Though he did bring that up.Michi looks at you in astonishment when you're done. "Wow! You're a great negotiator! I wanna be as good as you some day. I just don't have the 'killer instinct' according to everyone I've ever met." You can certainly see that. Though, you don't know how much you enjoy being told you have a 'killer instinct'...>Arrange some convulted plan for Ruggithin to present you as a buyer so you can catch him with his guard down and take him out with minor bonuses!>Just barge in there and murder the guy, gosh.>Try to grab the wolf girl and get her to assist you in casin' the joint so you can take down the perp.
>>36671062>Try to grab the wolf girl and get her to assist you in casin' the joint so you can take down the perp.
>>36671062>>Try to grab the wolf girl and get her to assist you in casin' the joint so you can take down the perp.Of course we need both of the adorable animal girls to help us with this case. Yes.
>>36671062>Arrange some convulted plan for Ruggithin to present you as a buyer so you can catch him with his guard down and take him out with minor bonuses!
>>36671062>Arrange some convulted plan for Ruggithin to present you as a buyer so you can catch him with his guard down and take him out with minor bonuses!Someone has to guard that stupid gate, we can't take both bunny and wolf girl unless a third equally appealing girl shows up, and so on.
>>36671062>Try to grab the wolf girl and get her to assist you in casin' the joint so you can take down the perp.>Just barge in there and murder the guy, gosh.Princesses are important people with places to be and fluffy tails to touch.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>36671062>Effectively, at least. Go on.>Just barge in there and murder the guy, gosh.
>>36671062>Convoluted planWe would like to purchase one Bone Golem Butler powered by the eternal suffering of captured spirits of the damned.
Very well. Give me a d20 roll. Also, suggest your fake name.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>36671345Our fake name is Melody.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>36671363WELP
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>36671345>>36671363Why not?
>>36671405Is it everything you dreamed it would be Chief?
>>36671405I'm really hoping "attempt subtlety only to fail horribly at it and be forced to smash everything anyway" becomes a pattern for the princess.
>>36671363Behold, the siritual liege of this quest.
>3d20, crits enabled>everyone marvels at failure rateyou guys are acting like its your first quest something.
"Alright, Ruggithin, I will pretend to be your buyer. Now, take us to the cave!" There is much protesting, but you walk over any such weak attempts at caution. By the time you are at the cave, Melody attempts to get you to get your story straight, pleading that you need to get a solid idea in mind before you arrive, but its too late.A princess must not falter.Into the maw of the beast!"Ah, Ruggithin, is this one of the people interested in my special wares?""Yes, I am Melody the buyer where are your illegal ghosts?"There is a pause in the movement, everyone looking at you for a moment. Areli rushes the necromancer who is still shocked at your statement, and only has time to raise a single boneshield before the fist collides with him, smashing through and getting the necromancer in the face. However, a massive swarm appears immediately after, and pushes the magi away."Smooth moves, princess," Melody grumbles.You cross your arms and pout. In the middle of combat. Fine! See if you'll help them any! You grab your magical and grumble, "Let's go, Romuthalax. We've got some blood to spill!" Oh gosh, did you say that? "I-I mean. We've got some undead to bless back into their graves." Melody goes to open her mouth, but your royal stare is enough to make her shut it. You have no time for science. No time at all.The first few skeletons are easy enough to smash into bits, but tough zombies and other weird monstrosities show up, and really started to slow you down. After a bit, you started to feel curses settle in and really start to gum things up. Man, this is just not as fun as you were hoping...>Give it up. Go Passion mode and support magic your friends to victory.>They're meanies! Just smash your way to the boss with more magical princess powers!
>>36671763>>They're meanies! Just smash your way to the boss with more magical princess powers!
>>36671763>They're meanies! Just smash your way to the boss with more magical princess powers!
>>36671763>They're meanies! Just smash your way to the boss with more magical princess powers!If its not fun. Make it fun!
>>36671763>SmashSupport magic is for support characters
>>36671743You never participated in OWQ, did you?ChiefFouldrinking is a bretty gud QM and makes every success, failure, or mediocrity interesting.Like this time we kept getting nat 1's in a spooky house.
>>36671763>>Give it up. Go Passion mode and support magic your friends to victory.We're bored. Let the others do the work.>>36671743Shush. We're having fun.
>>36671763>>They're meanies! Just smash your way to the boss with more magical princess powers!Friendship through superior firepower!
>>36671763>>They're meanies! Just smash your way to the boss with more magical princess powers!WE ARE AN IRON FIST IN A SILK AND LACE GLOVE.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>36671763>They're meanies! Just smash your way to the boss with more magical princess powers!use hyper beam
>>36671763>They're meanies! Just smash your way to the boss with more magical princess powers!A true princess never gives up
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>36671763>>They're meanies! Just smash your way to the boss with more magical princess powers!Dust to dust, bones to dust, ogre to dust, smash them all!
pound it bruhRoll a d20!
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>366719431 ahoy
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>36671943Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi!
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>36671943
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>36671943POUND!
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>36671943bazooper
>>36671950The dice fucking love violent Princess apparently. I hope this trend continues.
>>36671950We TRIED to be nice.
>>36671950>nat 20Will the princess get a new super move?
>>36671950I love princesses
>>36671950So completely unsubtle princess is a go.
>>36667314Where are the archived threads?
>>36671950Worst support caster ever.
>>36672060... [And then] Heaven granted Melody another symbol, a dress soaked red with the blood of ogres, [whose] fine lace could [un-sector and form] into a princess whose every angle could cut her detractors and a name: SONRI-EL [which is] "The Star-Made Princess" [and she] was arrayed in fashions [from the future time]. And she walked into the wastes of Laemyria already killing, Areli punching at her side froth-bloody and bellowing from excitement because the ojou-sama was come... [and Sonriel] came to Melody's camp of rebels holding a scepter and mace, both encrusted with the smashed viscera of ogrish faces, feathers and magic beads, which were the markings of the Enemy of Love, stuck to the redness that hung from her weapons, and she lifted them, saying: "These were their eastern chieftains, no longer full of their frowning."
>>36672060The best kind of support is preventing the enemies from being able to do anything untoward. She simply supports from melee range, like any brave princess should.
>>36672060She can flip into Passion mode whenever she wants! She just doesn't want to.
>>36672060Not so, she applies powerful de-buffs to the opponent's skull using her collection of magic wands.
>>36672209Do her other magic wands give buffs?
Are we still going to the bat kingdom?
>>36672239Yes, but we can't stop there. Not even for loot and sidequests.
>>36672235Well, I suppose she could use the massage-wand on hr allies sore muscles.
No one is taking you seriously because of one mess up! Even Michi is giving you a pitying look! Michi! She's lower than a snake! Look at that face. It's just insufferable. I see you, Michi. Stop it. Stop it! You are using a spear! Against skeletons! You're basically not even having a noticeable effect on the battlefield in any meaningful way!I just saw you stab it through a ribcage harmlessly! And yet that look persists... that agonizing look. This bunny... this bunny this bunny this bunny this bunny this bunny this bunny this bunny this bunny this bunny this bunny this bunny this bunny this bunny this bunny this bunny this bunny this bunny-Okay, enough of that. You just realized you've made it to the ogre. You've got one daintily gloved hand gripping his chest and your magical wand is absolutely... uh, glowing with vital energy. "You. Give up the illegally obtained spirits this moment, sir, and I will be reporting you to the Imperial Torture Society for immediate reprisal. You have risked the demon lands relations with a foreign entity and I cannot, and will not abide such behaviour from my subjects."The ogre could almost hear the 'u' in behaviour. It was that official. His surrender and subsequent reporting and processing by the Imperial Torture Society was prompt and timely, like it should be. Everything was in accordance with the princess' wishes. Finally."Ah... thanks for the help with the investigation, Son-son," Michi says scratching her head, "I'm sorry I wasn't much help. I don't know if I'm cut out for being a Soul Guard... All this seems like maybe it's too high pressure for me, ehehe."You scratch her ear, and she makes a strange noise. "I will accept this as payment." It is super soft. Excellent payment, indeed.>Attempt to charm her into your company.>Attempt the rare double charm gambit with her AND the wolf girl.>Decline the party member in a quest thread is this even an option haha who even believes this will win the vote?
>>36672352>Attempt to charm her into your company.
>>36672352>>Attempt to charm her into your company.Wolf girl is still a bitch. I'd decline both if I didn't love those ears.
>>36672352>Attempt the rare double charm gambit with her AND the wolf girl.
>>36672352>Attempt the rare double charm gambit with her AND the wolf girl.You can't get the naive rookie without the jaded veteran. It's simply not done.
>>36672352>Attempt to charm her into your company.Wabbits!
>>36672393Just take the time to turn her into a lapdog!
>>36672352>>Attempt the rare double charm gambit with her AND the wolf girl.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>36672352>>Attempt the rare double charm gambit with her AND the wolf girl.
>>36672352>Attempt the rare double charm gambit with her AND the wolf girl.Fuzzy ears are good, but it'd be best if we could also get fluffy tail. Cottonballs don't quite cut it.
>>36672352>Decline party member but recommend she redouble her efforts to become the best guard that she can be.
>>36672352Jesus this bunny is high maintenance
>>36672352>Attempt the rare double charm gambit with her AND the wolf girl.IT WILL BE DONE!
>>36672453Cottonball butts are best butts.
So greedy. We're doing that thing again where we get so many party members that none of them get the focus they deserve.
>>36672352Get both, you know that's gonna win, both always wins.
>>36672487But they're so cute!
>>36672487if it makes you feel better it is the thing I regret the most about questsonly 2k words a post to slam as much as you canOWQ showed me that is, like, three people at most, usually
>>36672352>Decline the party member in a quest thread is this even an option haha who even believes this will win the vote?
Alright! Attempting the rare DOUBLE CHARM?!You're a princess, so you get a mega bonus.I'm kinda skeptical on leaving this to fate, in fact... But. Give me a d20!
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>36672547
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>36672547
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>36672547If we fail can we just put them on a collar? and drag them along anyway?
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>36672547
>>36672566I'm gonna say yes
>>36672566Haha, Nevermind, who am I kidding, why would we failjesus christ this is the second 20 I've rolled on this thread.
>>36672566We can Charm and we can Smash.We cannot Diplomance.
>>36672566You.You i ike
>>36672566TOO MUCH CHARMYOU'VE BROKEN THEM WITH YOUR CUTENESS
>>36672591Subtle we are not
>>36672566Huh. I think we succeeded well enough that they'll willingly be wearing collars or us. Also, collars just became the official symbol of our personal guard.
>>36672566Gonna get dat wan-wan.
>>36672618The dice have spoken. Plus you know it'll look really good on the pet guard pair.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>36672648fuck awoo awoo a shit
>>36672522You could always, like. Limit our ability to increase our party size. We don't have to cart around all the cool NPCs immediately. Like how axe girl didn't join Shax's party until late in the story.But I like how you roll in general so this isn't as much of a complaint as it could be.
>>36672676>awoo a shit
>>36672487This is an important one, though. We could have one fluffy cop, *or* we could have FLUFFY BUDDY COPS.
>>36672618Collars for everyone
>>36672618>>36672614I like where this is going.
>>36672648Adorable.>>36672676You're a bad person and you should feel bad.
>>36672687I agree with this.I think our party is pretty good right now.
>>36672717Bunny girl would be cooler if the main figure she looked up to was Princess! A grizzled cop role model will only encourage bad habits.
>>36672717She's a wolf on the edge!She's a bunny with nothing to lose!Together, they wear col- I MEAN FIGHT CRIME! THEY FIGHT CRIME!
>>36672753Buuuuut, the comedic possibilities of two opposing role models.
>>36672753Obviously both of them will look up to us! We're the princess! How could some one look up to anyone else, when in such close proximity to our greatness!?
>>36672799They're going to HAVE to look up to us...
>>36672865Of course. We're on a giant cat and they're not.
The official Royal Princess Elite Guards uniform will be collars and belt bras.
>>36672889They're going to be riding the terrodile with Mel right? Why do I get the feeling that she's going to use them as test subjects whenever we aren't looking?
>>36672951They obviously march next to our cat. Our Royal Guards should be right there with the princess at all times, of course.>>36672950I approve of this. Yes.
>>36672950Too far, Anon, too far.
>>36672950>belt bras.E-even for Areli?
>>36672950On board but need one thing clarified. Shorts, spats, or something else?
>>36673116Especially for Areli!
>>36673116Free the pecs
>>36673116Shirtless may be an option. >>36673131Spats if they wear skirts.
>>36673131Skirts, spats or other. Phone typing fail...
>>36673131Skirt + spats
>>36673213Spats under skirts allows for the full range of motion in battle while preserving modesty.
I'm picturing a sort of comic strip in my head now...>Melody, bunny, and wolf are standing there wearing collars, belt bras, and spats. Princess is holding out a matching set to Areli, who's all "I refuse">Princess turns on the puppy dog eyes. "But it's the uniform...">Cut to Areli wearing the uniform proudly, everyone else staring incredulously, and he's just like "What?"We need a drawfag.
>>36673263I'd like a drawfaggotry of the bunny and wolf in collars, belt bras, and spats. That alone would satisfy me.
You escort Michi back to the wolf-girl, and decide to send her off to Laemyria. "Alright, deputy Michi, it has been an honor working with you." You salute her in the traditional Laemyria way. It is a very difficult salute that takes years of practice to pull off. Michi looks shocked, and tries to replicate it, but fails.The wolf-girl is staring at you. "You political types really go all out, huh? Nice salute, kid.""That's Princess Sonriel to you. You should be easier on Michi, she worked very hard in the ogre's evil lair!" She sucked, also, but we'll leave that part out. "I know she's just a recruit but-""Eh? She actually fought? I haven't been able to get that little cottontail to do a damn thing. What'd she do to you, kid?" The wolf-girl pushes up her glasses and gives Michi a withering stare."Sh-she kept looking at me with this disappointed look and I got super nervous, and she just got angrier, and it was overwhelming and terrible, I just had to do something..." Michi is pushing the tips of her fingers together, cradling her spear in the corner of one arm.The wolf girl plants one hand on her hip and gives you a sideways glance. "Hey. Laemyria has been putting off a diplomatic visit for some time, because, frankly, you guys are all kinds of messed up." Duly noted, nobles of Laemyria. Duly noted. "But, if you're a good influence on Michi here... well, I guess we could hang out a bit. Kills two birds with one stone, yeah?"You raise a finger, "Yes, but, we intend on leaving the demonlands as soon as possible."The wolf girl nods. "Even better. Name's Kaori. Let's mosey." With that, she walks off ahead of you without looking back. "I'm a wolf, so I can run real fast. Don't worry about me keeping up."You guess that makes sense?
>>36673263Melody would still be wearing a labcoat.
>>36673302Over the belt bra and spats, sure.
>>36673302Of course. Just because they have belt bras doesn't mean they can't wear something over them.
>>36673292>"Sh-she kept looking at me with this disappointed look and I got super nervous, and she just got angrier, and it was overwhelming and terrible, I just had to do something..." Michi is pushing the tips of her fingers together, cradling her spear in the corner of one arm.Even in murderhobo mode, Princess is the best support.
>>36673334As long as it's open enough to show the belt bra. An unbuttoned lab coat is fine.
Is Michi going to hop real fast or what?
>>36673292>Melody has glasses>Areli has glasses>Kaori has glasses>Michi has an eyepatchWe need to be sure to keep this trend up. No eyewear, no party membership!
>>36673355The princess has nothing so undignified as a "murderhobo" mode. Those were aggressive negotiations.
Thanks for playing tonight! You recruited some moe-moe animal eared cuties. Wow, good job.Next time, we'll be approaching HATE MOUNTAIN to complete the anti-teleporter at last! Wow! Very important. It's powerful science.Heh. I almost said 'next week'. Anyway, the plan is Friday to do this thing. Because the next two days of my life are going to suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucksuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck so hardoh god I don't even want to think about itThank you for playing! And reading! You guys make it worth my while to even bother doing this stuff because hanging out with you is megachill and stuff, bro.I have a twitter it is https://twitter.com/FouldrinkingIt is useless except to see when I runI have an ask.fm it is http://ask.fm/ChiefGloombreakerbut it is complete shit, please ask questions to make it better I beg of you
picture too lewd for quest btw
>>36673440>too lewd for questHave you not seen our plans?
>>36673420Thanks for running hope the next few days don't suck that much.
>>36673420Hate Mountain sounds like a wonderful place.
>>36673420Where's the collars? I thought there was going to be collar play! And belt bras!
>>36673420Thanks for running, Chief! Your writing is always a blast.
>>36673440I nominate that to be the ceremonial uniform for the pair. To be worn at all official events.
>>36673488>not belt bras
A bit slow, but it was alright
>>36673476You can't just slap a collar on foreign military. Once they are fully enamored with how amazing the princess is, they'll ask for them.
>>36673457>>36673476I'm hoping this dies out before next session. It feels forced; Princess is currently way too good of a girl to do any of this.If it fel natural I'd be all over it.
>>36673497That's just the ceremonial uniform, They wear the belt-bras for normal duty.
>>36673498I'm slow as shit it bothers me I'm sorry
>>36673497It's translucent and leaves lots of skin exposed, they can wear it over the belt bras.>>36673507It's all just joking around, odds of it actually happening are negligible. Chief is sensible enough to separate silly playerbase whims from what makes sense in-story.
>>36673497No, this would be the ceremonial uniform for all official events. The belt bras would still be the everyday work unifor and expected recreation attire.
>>36673547Advance the plot and get to bat country
>>36673595I'm looking forward to shopping, but if bat country has vampires I might have to second this.They all scowl at Princess as her mace splatters food everywhere.
>>36673547I... I want to bully Chief...
>>36673642>maceYou mean or Royal Ultimate Wonderful Love Sparkle Magic Scepter.
Chief did you forget to throw a link up on twitter when you made the thread?
>>36674110He remembered. I clicked it.
>>36674187Weird, it must have been on my end then
>>36667314I was very disappointed to find that this was not "Daughter of a Tyranid Quest."