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As you cruise across the blasted landscape of a once-industrious people, your transcoder emits a sharp blat!

"Futuron Control to Altman, Futuron Control to Altman-"

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"The planet you ride upon is the hiding place of a probe expert whom the Blacktrons seek. It seems he has developed a way to temporarily counter their stealth. We're transmitting his image to you."

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"He goes by many aliases, and is crafty in his own right, but it is vital that we recover him before his talent can be put to-"

Suddenly, one of the computer technicians interrupts!

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"We have just received word that the quarry has been spotted in the ruined city of Trada, a mere hour from Altman's location!"

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"Altman, make haste to Trada," shouts the commander, but already have you steered the great Futuron autocycle toward the blighted city!

Ahead lies a pile of rubble and fractured sheets of durablate, when suddenly-

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-the searing charge of a burner tears the air alongside your helm-

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-and you see that you have ridden into an ambush!

"Die, Futuron scum!"

Soldiers of a warlord, no doubt!

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But woe be to any which stand in your way, for never does a Futuron balk at the prospect of battle!

Equipment check:

* One Futuron autocycle
* One burner
* One sword

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>36614643
drive closer and hit them with your sword

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>36614643
Run them down with your sabre like cavalry of old!

>>36614675
Yessssss

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>>36614675

"Wha-"

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The man begins to speak, but whatever his question, he must discover it in the land beyond, for an instant later your blade severs neck from head and carries through the smoky air trailing his lifeblood!

All around you are the singing cries of burner charges-

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- but your Futuron autocycle speeds across the uneven ground and quickly outpaces their reach!

What will you do now, Futuron? Circle around for another pass and finish these dogs, or continue in haste to the ruins of Trada?

My hype has entered extreme levels! Are Valor Squadrons the ones who wear that swank Futuron battle armor?

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>36615005
These men are no challenge.
Continue with the mission.

>>36615005
Our mission is more important than these miscreants, let's go find the expert so that we can overcome the Blacktrons' cowardly stealth.

>>36615005
Ride on and wave them a goodbye.

>>36615005
Make haste to the ruins of Trada

>>36615005
grace them with the sight of your tail lights blazing as you rush to the ruins of Trada.

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Without pause, you speed from the fighters, hefting your sword in a mocking salute to their battle prowess, and in moments they recede and disappear into the distance, when your transcoder springs to life once more!

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"Futuron Control to Altman. Two other Futurons are already in Trada, blending in with the locals. Make contact with them, and surely the three of you may flush out this quarry!"

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Only an hour to Trada... and yet more danger may lie waiting in the darkened warzone!

Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>36615387
Onward!

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>36615387
zoom zoom bithces

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>36615387
No danger can stall a mighty fighting man of Futuron!

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Danger may not stall a Futuron, nor may distance hold, for your mighty autocycle tears a path across the stony ground and arrives ahead of projection!

Before you rise from the gloom the ruins of Trada, and you see that your task may not be so easy, for this city was once great, and there are any number of holes where your quarry may lurk!

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Suddenly, an enfeebled man clutching a stone in his hand stumbles forth from the darkness of the makeshift fires!

"Go away, outworlder! Have you not done enough?" he cries as he makes to hurl the stone at you!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>36615884
Shoot the rock out of his hand!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>36615884
Try to reason with him
He may have info we need.

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With Futuron reflexes, your burner is in your hand and searing the air before anyone has time to think, much less react-

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- and the man gives a startled cry as the stone vaporizes in his hand!

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"You... you did not slay me? Then I see you are no brigand, but a man of honor!"

With that, the man's hostility vanishes, and as you explain your plight, he nods and gestures to a building in the shadows beyond the firelight!

>>36616179
>>36615925
And there goes our argument, now we reason with him.

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"Yes, I have seen a group of off-worlders! They are even now to be found in yon tavern!"

Though this place may have been brought low, it comes as no surprise that men in such a place may seek out the comfort of strong drink, and ever will the purveyors of such rise to opportunity!

What will you do now, Futuron?

>>36616292
Stash bike.
Visit tavern.

>>36616292
We go to the tavern. The other Futurons will find us eventually

>>36616292
Go to yon tavern.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>36616292

Head to the Tavern and find the biggest nerd there. Futurons are masters of disguise.

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Gladly does the man bid you farewell, as you make to hide your autocycle...

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... and safely stowed, you lock its circuits, thus none may ride it but you!

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Clad as you are in the armor of Futuron, every eye is upon you as you enter the tavern, but even a Futuron cannot help but pause at the sight that waits before you-

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- a bevel of Ice Men!

"Ho ho, what is this, a dog of Futuron come to sate his wanderlust?" laughs one of the Ice Men as the others turn to jeer...

>>36616841
I had a feeling we'd see them here.

>>36616841
Holy shit. The past had a way higher power level than the present.

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... but as they jostle and call out admonitions, one of them turns slightly, and through the edge of a fearsome OTC your gaze is caught by the eyes of an exotic beauty - a woman of the Ice Men!

What will you do now, Futuron?

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>36616892
Rolling to seduce.

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>36616892

The man behind the counter is clearly the disguised futuron we're looking for.

Wink at him to get his attention.

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>36616892
>>36616908
Yes, roll to seduce.

And Lego Quest, that is a sweet-ass bike. I am collecting so many reference pictures so I can make one too.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>36616892
Let's invite her to the hot tub.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>36616913
No, two of the ice men are the futurons.

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Eager to sow your Futuron seed in this most dangerous of gardens, you stride forth to introduce yourself, when suddenly-

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- another of the Ice Men steps before you, blocking your path!

"A thousand pardons, Futuron," he pleads with mocking in his voice, and you see he carries upon his back an instrument of some kind!

>>36617143
I'll bet he can play some cool riffs!

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The woman finds his company most pleasing, and you see that you may have competition for her affection!

>>36617009
>>36616956
>>36616908
I think she's warming up to us.

>>36617143
We're fucked.

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"I know of no Futurons," declares the bartender, and you see truly that his gaze is no steely eye of Futuron, but the murky blur of a half-broken civilian!

What will you do now?

>>36617226
Find a guitar and challenge that guy to a rock-off

>>36617226
Ask around for this guy >>36614442

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With Futuron bravado, you call forth a challenge to the Ice Man, to see which of you may play the most pleasing tune!

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"There are no instruments like mine," the Ice Man declares, "but I will accede your challenge, and allow you to use mine, when I have finished..."

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"... if you still hold the will to challenge me!" he laughs as he mounts the bar...

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... and coaxes forth an unearthly melody, rich in tone and complexity, a joyous call of Ice Man superiority!

The others among his kind cheer and drain their goblets, and the woman seems ever more so enamored with his presence!

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"Here, Futuron, entertain us, that your deeds may match your boastful words!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>36617620
Our fiery spirit will melt the ice maiden's heart!

>>36616956
>And Lego Quest, that is a sweet-ass bike. I am collecting so many reference pictures so I can make one too.

Why do that when you can have the instructions?

http://imgur.com/a/8DLF7

I didn't make it, but I fell in love with it as soon as I saw it.

>>36617632
You done fucked up.

>>36617648
You roll too!

>>36617682
No. Only the first roll is taken. That is how Lego Quest works. If multiple people could roll there's no point in rolling.

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>36617620
There is only the Future and the Metal!

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"Never have I heard a more entertaining performance, Futuron!" cries the Ice Man, as his compatriots roar and call out with derision! The woman turns from you and holds a hand before her, and yet still do you catch the icy crack of a piteous smirk!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Futuron!

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>36617879
Redeem self!

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>36617879
Smash his stupid guitar and run like hell.

>>36617895
YOU CAN'T DISS THE FUTURON
THE FUTURE WILL LIVE ON

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But no technology may elude the grasp of a Futuron for long, and through the roar of jeers you steadily apply your transcoder to the instrument...

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... and at once the audience is silenced, for you apply the whole of your Futuron skill to the Ice Man's instrument, and forth from the device comes a strain of wondrous quality, so virile in its declaration that none may match the might of Futuron!

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Even the Ice Maiden is transfixed by the awesome prowess with which you manipulate the instrument!

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"Enough, Futuron," calls the Ice Man. "You have proved yourself competent with my instrument... now return it to me!"

What will you do now, Futuron?

Hand it back. We have no further use for it,. Then get a round of drinks for the Ice Men and ourselves.

Some of their faces look familiar, and wine loosens the tongue.

>>36618202
Seduce?

>>36618391
Seconding this course of action.
First we question the ice maid.

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His instrument retrieved, the Ice Man steers the woman from your presence, though not from your sight!

Thus having introduced yourself to these fierce people, you call the barkeep to you and fill all the goblets among them, for you seek to ply the Ice Men with drink!

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"You play well, for a shiverer," the grizzled patriarch declares. "I am Aphelion of the Ice Men..."

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"... the trouveur is Axial, and the woman is my daughter, Apocynthion."

From where you stand, you can see Axial eye you warily, when suddenly the door of the tavern bursts open-

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"Ho, Altman! I thought we might find you here!"

And then they rode off into the sunset.

rip

>>36617639
Lego Quest is best quest.

>>36618762
NotEndman and notAntipolus!

>>36617648

maybe this guy is Spaceman's grandpa afterall. Though I find it hard to believe his.. charm.. could be an inherited trait.

Did LQ lose power? Did a yeti get him?

Bump

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Sorry everybody, I went to bed after posting had been down for an hour... and now I'm getting a 402 Bad Gateway error every time I try to post. I'm having to post this from my work computer because I can't post from my home, even though other people seem to be able to. Any advice on solving this would be appreciated. I'd like to run some more of this today if I can get this solved.

However, this was the last image I was going to post before the site went down. I posted a big version of >>36618096
on my Twitter (@EndmanOfFuturon), so hopefully that will tide you over until I get this straightened out.

post

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>>36622353
And just like that I can post again. Must have had to clear a cookie or something.

Anyway, I need to do some housecleaning, but then I should be back in a couple of hours for more Futuron fun!

>>36622389

bmup

>>36622389
I am excitebike to meet these other brave men of Futuron!

Futuron!

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"More Futurons?" derides the Ice Men patriarch Aphelion at the sight of your brethren. "Come, my kin, let us depart and go about our business." With his words the other Ice Men drain their goblets and heft their mighty OTCs as they turn to the door!

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"Do not leave on our behalf," grins Oran the one-eyed aeronaut. "We heard from afar the melody of Futuron hands!"

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"Goodbye, Futuron," Aphelion says to you as the rest of the Ice Men depart...

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"...I am sure we will not meet again."

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The patriarch of the Ice Men makes clear his dislike, though as the last of them file from the doorway into the smoky night of ruined Trada, beauteous Apocynthion turns to glance at you once more, and then she is gone with the rest!

>>36624652
bye sweet lady

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"It seems you have already found heady excitement in our absence, friend Altman!," laughs Oran. "Long has it been since we have fought together!"

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"And this is Orbitus, a master of weapons both crude and refined!"

"Ho, Altman," Orbitus exclaims. "Well do I wait for the chance to kill at your side!"

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"We have discovered that our target lies in the company of a batch of Circuit-Man mercenaries," Oran confides. "They have barricaded themselves in a warehouse nearby, though they seem to be waiting for something, or someone."

>>36624859

Recon the warehouse, looking for ways to set it on fire.

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"To simply storm in would be futile, and our quarry may be killed in the battle. We must recover him alive, so that he may reveal to us the device which he has constructed."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>36624928
sneak into the warehouse

Is apprentice quest still a thing? I miss it. ;~;
Also, where's the link to the entire list of all the threads?

>>36625052
Go to suptg.

>>36625052

There's always suptg
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego+quest

Also the wiki
http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_Wiki

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For all his myriad cogitative abilities, the Circuit-Man guard fails to note your presence...

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... until it is far too late!

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Now, to see what the Circuit-Men have hidden inside!

>>36625973
I hope it's nachos

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With Futuron grace you step silently inside, purloined weapon raised, when suddenly you hear monotone voices from within!

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Circuit-Men! No cleanly constructed beings these, but a patchwork crew, the cast-offs of their race, bent to evil processing! The three of them all bear the same strange weapons as the guard, though what lies beyond is of most concern to you-

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Rolled 4 (1d12)

The quarry you seek!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

(Sorry, I wandered away to make supper when I saw posting was down!)

>>36626304
Disguise self from dead guard, plant a tracker on him

>>36626304
wait hang on is he cuffed

>>36626355
Yes.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>36626375
Sam Fisher the guards and then "rescue" this asshole

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>36626304
Start taking out the guards one by one! Make sure they don't shoot those strange weapons. Before we get a chance to, anyway.

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Cautiously, you creep forth, and draw back your sword to skewer the Circuit-Man...

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... when a steely clamp closes upon your wrist! Though your Futuron power armor grants you amazing strength, so great are the engineered arms of this being that your hand is turned away, and you have but a moment to see the modified Circuit-Man draw back his other weighty claw, before-

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- KLANG!

With a bone-rattling impact, the tremendous claw sends you hurtling backward through the air into the main expanse of the warehouse!

>>36626836
aww, he's happy to see us!

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Rolled 12 (1d12)

"STATEMENT: KILL! KILL! KILL!"

The Circuit-Man's voice echoes through the confines of the warehouse as it thunders down on you!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Futuron!

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>36626949
Shoot him!

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>36626949
Scramble his circuits with our magnet boots

Tell me our boots are magnetized for low gravity, please tell me.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>36626949
Use their gun on him!

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With Futuron speed your burner is in your hand and firing charge after charge-

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- but so dense is the Circuit-Man's armored flesh that it slows him not at all!

"INTENTION: CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY!"

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>36627411
use MAGNETS

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Like a mortar impact, the force of the Circuit-Man's blow casts you back, insensate, as blood sprays from your form!

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White light assails your vision, and you reel to right yourself as the Circuit-Man's voice rings in your clotted ears!

"STATEMENT: KILL! KILL!"

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"KILL! KILL! KI-"

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"QUESTION: KILL?"

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"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAARGH!"

Though your Futuron eyes detect no emanation from the weapon, its effect on the Circuit-Man is instantaneous, as his body tears itself apart in a sparking fit of violence!

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But the fight has served to tarry you, and you see that the other Circuit-Men have fled with the quarry you seek!

Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>36627856

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>36627856

Bellow a challenge to the quarry.

>>36627856
Has your fellow futuron come with you

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>36627856
Walk around aimlessly until we find someone.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>36627856
Use the tracking app in our armour to learn where they went.

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Without a pause you burst from the warehouse in pursuit of the Circuit-Men, but as you round the corner-

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- you find a trio of Ice Men standing above the scattered remains of one of the Circuit-Men mercenaries you sought!

>>36628258
"Sup guys? How's it hangin'?"

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>36628258

Search for the quarry's remains among the corpses

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"Keep out of our business, Futuron," the patriarch of the Ice Men barks as the others raise their OTCs. "That thief stole our probe technology to use for his device. He must be taken back to our home to face justice at once!"

What will you do now, Futuron?

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>36628358
Talk our way into helping them track him down.

>>36628358
"Then we have common cause!"

And probably we'll betray them later or something.

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>36628358
Ask about probe tech

Rolled 10 (1d12)

Get into their business

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You begin to lay out a case for joining forces, but no sooner have you uttered your first words when the patriarch of the Ice Men cuts you off!

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"Do you think me a fool, Futuron? First you dare to make eyes at my daughter Apocynthion, and now you try to insinuate yourself among us! No good will ever come of working with a Futuron!"

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"This one is too nosy," another of the Ice Men growls. "Perhaps I should cut it off for him!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Futuron!

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>36628728
Yes I do.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>36628763
Challenge him to a duel for leadership of the clan

>>36628763
"Dude, chill out"

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>36628763
Blast him!

>>36628775
holy shit

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With the terrible oranganium spurs buzzing mere inches from your face, you turn unflinchingly and roar forth a Futuron challenge-

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- one that Aphelion cannot refuse!

A battle of OTCs... to the death!

>>36629071
inb4 roll of "1" to chainsaw battle

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The mob of Ice Men soon draws a crowd of planetbound civilians, although they stay well away from the glistening OTCs which the Ice Men hoist celebratorily into the air, barking and bellowing!

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Behind the cavorting pack you glimpse lovely Apocynthion, with Axial at her side!

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"Are you ready to die, Futuron?" shouts Aphelion...

>>36629533
A Futuron is ALWAYS ready to die, but it is not THIS day!

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

"...for you will meet your end tonight 'neath this stony moon!"

With that, Aphelion swings his ponderous OTC above his head and roars as he charges forth!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>36629600
dodge and roll, then stab him in the nuts with the OTC

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>36629600
Win.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>36629600
Don't die.

>>36629413
>>36629634
Haha oh wow.

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>36629600
punch him in the gut

>>36629634
o boy

IS THIS THE END OF OUR BELOVED ALTMAN?

>>36629634
May the Valkyries haveth more mercy than the Dice Gods

>captcha: eopenR Heaven

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>36629600

Don't die like a little bitch

>>36629643
>>36629661
>>36629735
4s and 1s confirm, Altman must die.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>36629600
Run away and die a dog's death.

We are never going to get any of that sweet iceman lady tang

>>36629643
>>36629661
>>36629735
>>36629822
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetraphobia

>>36629864
I'm up for playing as the Iceman lady. Wonder if she picked up any chainsaw prowess from her dear old dad?

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Aphelion leaps into the air with ease, and you turn your OTC upward to catch him in his most vulnerable area...

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... but the old man is too quick, and your oranganium blade catches nothing but durablate!

A white bolt of pain drives you from your body, and when you regain your wits...

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...you find your leg has been cut from your body!

>>36630161
Cool, let's dual-wield.

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"And now I take back my Ice Men, and you go to greet your foul gods," chuckles the patriarch as his OTC spins to wicked life once more!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Altman! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>36630265

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>36630161
LEGS ARE EXPENDABLE, GO FULL BLACK KNIGHT ON HIM!

>>36630279
Christ.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>36630265
Never give up!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>36630265
WIN

>>36630265
THROW YOUR LEG AT HIM

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>36630265
Do it for mom!

Rolled 1 (1d12)

Reveal that he's not an ice guy.

>>36630398
Well, that's not going to work. Good thing that was unlinked!

>>36630279
Does a roll of 1 to do nothing mean that we fail so spectacularly at the nothing and instead do something awesome?

>>36630456
It means a dragon swoops down and eats us.

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As your lifeblood gushes forth to spill across the hot durablate, you spy within your fading vision the severed leg...

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... and turn to gaze up at Aphelion!

"Eh? What do you have to smile about, Futur-"

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And there before Apocynthion and all the others of her kind, you prove that so long as a Futuron has his life, he remains the deadliest of weapons!

>>36630766
>"Eh? What do you have to smile about"
We're always smiling as we murder people in front of their friends and family.

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Your vision slips away, but 'ere can you sense the tender touch of Apocynthion as she kneels above you!

"Aphelion is dead and the Futuron lives."

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"Get him to safety."

>>36631047
>Kiss it better
It will satisfy my guro fetish.

>>36631047
With our dying breath say "Stay Frosty"

>>36631005
What a slut, willing to betray her own people just because we killed them.

>>36631132
She just knows that we're stronger, and will side with us because of that.

>>36631132

> betray

She's loyal.
We are new clan leader by right of honor.

>>36631132
Talk about being cold hearted

>>36631132
We won, fair and square. She's upholding tradition, far from betraying anything.

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You swim through black and ice-cold water, lungs stinging for air, when suddenly you surface into a white and silent room...

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... and instantly your Futuron reflexes spring to life, for a figure looms at the corner of your sight-

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"Ho, Altman! Such mirth have you carved for yourself in this ravaged place!"

Oran!

Wonder if we'll get a Darth Maul leg.

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"You are awake!"

Apocynthion's voice draws your attention, and as you wearily press yourself to a higher position, she hurries toward your side!

"We could not save your leg..."

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"...but we have mended you as best we can."

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>36631606
It's fine, they come on sprues these days anyway.

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"The Ice Men are yours to command, Futuron," says Apocynthion as you rise from the surgical platform.

>>36631645
Space Jesus that looks bad. Maybe it's got cool features though.

>>36631917
Cool!

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"Ho, Altman, you are as bold as I remembered you," laughs Oran, for though you have lost a leg, you have wrested control of a pack of Ice Men from their patriarch, and with them you may seek to overcome the forces which stand between you and the fugitive whom you seek!

And find him you must, for you have sworn as much, and you will carry out your work or find death...

...for you are a Futuron!

oi vey

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Holy moley, that was a crazy fight!

I wasn't expecting Altman to gain control of the Ice Men... but then again, I've learned not to expect anything, because the players always surprise me!

thanks legoquest, another glorious quest!

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>>36632349
Lego Quest, what's it like being so baller?

>>36632349
I'm surprised that we did too, given that we rolled a 1 to not die.

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>>36625052
>Is apprentice quest still a thing? I miss it. ;~;
To answer this question, the Apprentice is still well in mind, but I have some other things that have been rattling around my head that I needed to run before the third arc of her quest begins. Believe it or not, I have plans to tie up every ongoing story!

>>36632682
Rolled a 12, suggestion was "WIN".
>>36632741
I want to believe.

>>36632980
>people thinking any roll except the first matters

>>36633014
Okay well... that 1 has no suggestion for what to do, which might disqualify it. The next post has an 8 and says to throw the leg Johnny

>>36632980
>>36633014
The first roll was a 1, but it didn't have any command attached, and after that was an 8-9-12 combo.

>>36632349
Yes, we rule the Ice Men, but at what cost?

A leg. Worth.

>>36633014
Your continued lack of faith in the dice are what cost us the leg!

>>36633430
Everything went better than expected.

Thanks Lego Quest.

>>36633257
W'll just make it our quest to regrow it.

bumping for the morning crowd

Maybe I'll tey to build that bike when I fetch my Lego at my parents' house

>>36639787
The axle for the back wheel on mine has to rest loosely inside the backs of the Erling blocks because I only have 1x5 beams and not 1x6 beams.

>>36641095
I love your stuff LQ.
With all the roll to seduce stuff, maybe it's time for a quest where that is the purpose.
Of course, with grotesque she-monsters rolling to seduce you..

>>36641487
But seduction is the Futuron way!

>>36641487
We did that a few weeks ago, Accidental Succubus Summoner Quest. It went by real quick, and was replaced in the same thread by the first session of H.A.T.S.

Brick bump!

>>36629031
this shot makes him look like hes about to snap and murder everyone

>>36629600
You made me buy another lifeguard because of this.

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>>36641487
>>36644050
>>36644852

Are we doing more of this?

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I was just going through old images to organize my folders and I found this one. How long have you been planning this, LQ?

bloop

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>this thread
I guess a lot of people dig Futurons!

>>36651035
>I was just going through old images to organize my folders and I found this one. How long have you been planning this, LQ?
Quite a while. The idea of the Valor Squadron goes back at least a couple of years when I re-read this catalog page and started thinking about an elite squad of Futuron soldiers. It really blossomed during Assassin Quest, when I finally got a chance to use the Futuron/Blacktron tapestry that had been waiting in the bottom of my parts bin for even longer.

>>36650722
>Are we doing more of this?
I was gonna try to wrap it up this coming weekend.

>>36648906
>You made me buy another lifeguard because of this.
I bought the lifeguard specifically for his manly torso piece!

>>36641487
>I love your stuff LQ.
Thanks anon!
>With all the roll to seduce stuff, maybe it's time for a quest where that is the purpose.
>Of course, with grotesque she-monsters rolling to seduce you..
Sex and violence, that's what makes Lego Quest fun for the whole family!

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>>36654753
>I bought the lifeguard specifically for his manly torso piece!
I know right, it's perfect for everything

>>36656033
Oh my.

>>36644852
To be fair that could only end one way.

Maybe we'll play the succubus next time

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Meant to post this last night, but here's a bigger version of the beatdown at the end of this episode.

>>36660466
>Not titling it "Getting a leg up on the competition"

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>>36661646
Can't win 'em all!

And for anyone who hasn't seen it yet, a very merry Futuremas to everyone:

http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/St._Altimus

>>36662144
Fantastic

>>36662144
>giving little kids lethal weapons.
This is the best kind of holiday

>>36662330
Wasn't that the message of A Christmas Story?

>>36656033
Damn, Emmet's been hitting the 2x4s pretty hard.