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You are Risa Schrodinger, and there is currently sand in your boots. You sit on the edge of Japan and slowly sculpt the sand pouring out of your various sand holding places into a lovely castle; Edinburgh I think. Last time you dealt with Mendel stuff, went on a satellite, then almost got got pretty hard by a particularly peppy young lady. That about cover it? “That will do monologue.” You reply.

You push yourself up and swell with energy after your body reforms itself. You raise your energy charged body and shout “With a strange step and one mean right, no fishes shall escape my sight, Let all who ask what is wrong or right, beware my fury, Risa cat light!” You say destroying the castle and standing triumphantly on the pile of sand, your costume billowing out dramatically. Hold on costume?

“Yeah,” you look up, “Most of my body was torn apart and I turned into a pulsing glop of teeth, flesh, and organs as I flew through the atmosphere, then crashed like some sort of nightmare from the mind of Lovecraft. Thought I could pull the hero thing off since I am so good at it.” You explain walking up the beach.

So you went with a Green Lantern? Odd choice, and by the Queen’s gilded knickers that skirt is short. Everyone will be able to see your underwear. “Now you’re assuming I’m wearing any.” You say looking around the street in your strangely tight top that can’t be standard uniform, as the feeling of the sea breeze makes you shiver. You’re wearing some, if you ain’t we are going to be censored by the ASPCA or something. Anyway, why Green Lantern?
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You hold out your arm and start to change the shape of the cero that surrounds your body. It changes into a hammerish shape, then a snakelike shape, then something that will also get our game pulled by the animal people. Yeah, but the color. “I know, green right?” You ask as the black and violet energy crackles in your hand. What? No it’s not. Are you colour blind? “What? Psh, no. Well, sort of. I don’t see race. Well, I do, but only in regard to my snacks, I can tell the difference between a Swedish Fish and a Jelly Baby, and the various people of Europe who are like the unwashed masses England must lead into the glory of the future. Anyway, I am the best at lanterning and superheroing.” You explain looking around.

You acquire ice cream and happily lick at the cold treat before a crowd of people catches your eye! You trot over, your long legs making the tiny skirt, could you get some shorts or something too because bloody hell, swish this way and that just enough to make the parents gasp and the kids to tune in next week. You look in the center of the crowd and see a man has been murdered with a sledge hammer, his face and chest caved in. “A mystery! Oh boy! This must be the work of the hammer, or maybe Thor has gone evil!” You say nodding.

“Who would kill an innocent ice cream salesman?” One woman asks.

“This... it was Yakuza?” A teenaged boy wonders.

“Why would they be after an ice-cream seller?” An older man responds.

“Someone in the costume shop got hit too! Same MO, what do you think?” A cop asks an older looking detective.

You lock at your ice-cream, then down at your salacious uniform, then to the side, then to the other side, and then you nod. “It looks like the villain is a serial killer of some sort.” Yes, but technically you need three to be a serial—

“Ugh!” A man down the street shouts as a sledgehammer caves in his chest.
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>>36588762
Yay it's back.

You and Shoggy are my favorite namefags these days.
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“It seems there is a serial killer on the loose.” You repeat. You are a bad person. “Let me see, it looks like the killer is strong enough to throw sledge hammers long distances, because I remember a man looking at me terrified while a sledge hammer flew out of my hands. If I think back I remember there was a reflection in the people’s eyes who were staring at me and I think that was the killer.” You lick your ice cream before it melts all over you because, again, ASPCA.

You finish your ice-cream then look wide eyed into the horizon. “Gornabrious Bopfrod. Am I the killer?” You wonder. “But how can this be? I seem to remember looking for the killer, then I had this bloody sledge hammer in my hands and—Gornabrious Bopfrod! I’m a criminal mastermind!” You say looking amazed as the people turn away from you and the cops pull out their guns.

You hold up your hand, evidently you also acquired tight black shoulder length gloves too. “Do not worry citizens! I am here to help! While I may wear a mask, and my powers are strange and confusing I am pretty much a cop like you!” You try to explain, but they pull their guns out and shoot anyway.

You sonido away and nod sadly. “They may fear and hate me, but I know that one day I will earn their trust by—“ Ice-cream. You look back and see your ice-cream fell in your super-fast movement. “No!’ You scream sadly as you leave to

[] Go see Azzy, see if she knows about that other azzy issue. The one who almost got you got
[] Ryoko has been really quiet lately, maybe go make sure she didn’t make herself blind
[] Other, please specify

Question concerns comments accusations etc for the first bit as per normal.
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Intro Crap:
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Did I miss a thread between here and space station Mendel?
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>>36588835
>best scrub
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>>36588835
>[] Ryoko has been really quiet lately, maybe go make sure she didn’t make herself blind
Don't worry Risa, you are the heroine the world needs, but doesn't deserve.

I'm sure Ryoko will appreciate the outfit.
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>>36588835
>[] Ryoko has been really quiet lately, maybe go make sure she didn’t make herself blind
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>>36588835
>[] Ryoko has been really quiet lately, maybe go make sure she didn’t make herself blind

"Hey Ryoko! Wanna see me climb inside my own belly button?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC453n64qHE
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>>36588835
>[] Ryoko has been really quiet lately, maybe go make sure she didn’t make herself blind

Maybe Ryoko has icecream.. if she doesn't I'm sure you can ask Azzy for something to lick and it'll be just as tasty if not better.
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>>36588835
>[] Ryoko has been really quiet lately, maybe go make sure she didn’t make herself blind

We haven't checked in on best scrub in a while.
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>>36588874
No. We fell out of the station and crashed into the earth like a blazing star as the station left the territory of Japan.
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>>36588835
>[] Ryoko has been really quiet lately, maybe go make sure she didn’t make herself blind

Back in business, I see.
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>>36588835
Fuck yeah welcome back Azure!
[] Ryoko has been really quiet lately, maybe go make sure she didn’t make herself blind
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You haven’t seen Ryoko in a while, and you are pretty sure she can appreciate the skirt far better than the strange angry pink voice in your head ever could. You leap over buildings, bending antennas for TV’s and filling them with go juice so the images on the screen are distorted, and turned into laughing caricatured parodies of joy. You hear a baby crying and slip through its window. You make a funny face at it as you flip over it, then run into the next room where the husband is screwing the babysitter. You smack his bum and command him to “Get his act together mate, yer a father now.” Then leap through the window and fly towards your city.

You get a lock on Ryoko’s smell and make your way to her house. You tap on the window, because she still has stairs and thus inside her house is awful beyond reason. You hear nothing inside, so you just open the window and climb in. You try making a show of stretching out onto the bed as you climb in, your idea of slinking being far too close to flesh eating predator to ever be attractive, and look around. Ryoko isn’t here.
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You sniff the air, and conclude that she has not been in her room in a few days, but it seems she also never left. The cold air tickles your nose making you frown. You sniff around her room, spreading her various things that might embarrass her all around the room, and organize the notebooks filled with weird writing and place them on her desk. You shake your head sadly at her immaturity (her notebooks have nothing about cicadas in them or your organs filling her throat with acidic mucus) then look around the room some more. You finally come to the conclusion that either your sniffer lied to you, in which case it will be executed, or something funny is going on here. You shiver in the cold air because it is freezing in the room, or because you are showing a hell of a lot of thigh, then tilt your head. Or she was taken by someone or something, or maybe sent somewhere. She is the princess peach now!

“Monologue, shut your mouth. Everyone knows peaches are a democratic republic.” You explain.

You find a strange, nail sized crystal on the ground. You look it over, give it a lick, get your tongue stuck, cry and yank at it, then finally get it free without having to call the fire department. Either your sniffer is busted or Ryoko is in trouble. Or making trouble.

You may have a clue. What do you do?

[] Go see Azzy. She knows stuff, and might understand this clue!
[] You have a science team. Make them science it!
[] She is fine. Go see someone/thing else(Who/what?)
[] Other, please specify.
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>>36589392
>[] Go see Azzy. She knows stuff, and might understand this clue!

Sexy Detectives is go!
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>>36589392
>[] Go see Azzy. She knows stuff, and might understand this clue!
Fucking Loki.
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>>36589392
[] Go see Azzy. She knows stuff, and might understand this clue!
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>>36589392
[] Go see Azzy. She knows stuff, and might understand this clue!
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>>36589392
Goddammit why do people steal our scrubs...
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>>36589392
[] Go see Azzy. She knows stuff, and might understand this clue!
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So random thought. Anyone think that Yuki could have been like Risa's random weird human half running around? He seem'd to have similar problems to her.. Screen shaking while powering up.. no ability to tell girl and boys apart.
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>>36589392
Jager is scientist now.
Let's see her science skills in action.
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>>36589521
The most damning thing was that he can hear Monologue, and I'm pretty sure we weren't just talking out loud in a slightly different voice.

It's why I didn't want to give him to Mendel, we clearly have some weird connection to Yuki, and she'd probably.figure out how to exploit it, even though she promised a ceasefire.
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>>36589631
Well we kinda gave him away to Azzy without exploiring that at all. And he NEEDS a motherly figure. What if he's a part of us that Needs Jager or some such? Just random shadow run.
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>>36589631
I want to eat the weird ass belt that gives him powers. Don't care what happens to him next,
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>>36589392

> [] Go see Ryoko's grandmother
She lives in the house
> [] Then Go see Jager
She would have the closest lead
> [] Then Go see Azzy
She's better then Mendel
> [] Call Mendel
Because Mendel knows pretty much everything

Optional
> [] Admit that you just murdered about a half dozen people for the lols to Jager. Enjoy the backlash and the sound of broken dreams.
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>>36589663
Did we? It's unclear. Also Jager is moral compass. Without her we have no idea as to what we're doing on the good/bad scale.

>>36589658
Maybe if we eat him we'll gain whatever we're missing?
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>>36589631

Well, he's similar to Ryoko. That kind of screams "Touched by the Gods". Which gods is kind of a point of consideration.

Also possible he has some sort of "human" power or is a template evolution for mankind.
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What powers do we want to buy next?
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Nothing cuz no SPXP

fluff lover you done yet?
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>>36589690

What better way to find out about today's moral standing than to ask while searching for Ryoko? In all seriousness, that's a terrible idea. We haven't even told her about half the mind-bendingly sociopathic things we have done on a whim. Chances are we never will. However, I wonder what she would do if she found out about this recent killing spree.

Of course, I'm sure Mendel's thrown dirt at Jager on us to try to sway her over to her side. The fact that she stood by us after that is a testament to either her devotion or her delusion. Jager is kind, sensible, and probably the closest friend we've ever had (arguably closer than even Juan). Still, I wonder how long she'd stand by us if we made it clear just how terrible we can be or what lengths we will go to for a moment's entertainment.
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You grumble about putting a leash on your scrubs, then go find Azzy because she knows stuff usually. You skip through the town, and make a slow beeline for her club. Along the way you sneak into stores to steal exactly one piece from every puzzle and model kit while looking over the small thing. It is really cold, near infinitely cold, and you wonder just what could have made it. “It’s a Loki. It’s always a Loki. Fucking Loki fucking fucking fuck.” You explain sticking those little electronic security tags in people’s clothes when they aren’t looking.

Have some Loki issues? “The cunt needs to get fucked!” You snarl. “Already took one of his eyes, do I need to take the other one and shove it down his cloaca?” You wonder.

Mammals don’t really have those, but okay, it might be Loki. Or something else. You grumble and sonido to Azzy’s club. A hard beat thrums through the air, and you feel your hair stand on end at the electrical beat that fills your body. You shake away the influence as you push into the club, and immediately your senses are overwhelmed by the place. Perverse smells fill your nose with impossible smells, your ears with sounds of that thing you need, your eyes flash in time with the strange lights and twisting shapes that seem to eat away at your brain. You force your grace outward to protect your mind then go into the back. There, reclining on a chair, is the red haired form of Asmodeus. She looks up at you and smiles, and you momentarily want to tear off your skin to feel that smile on more sensitive parts, but you resist. “How cute, you are a super hero right?” Asmodeus wonders.

“Yeah, I am being a sexy detective. I already rocked the noir detective look, and I am glad some people appreciate it.” You say glaring up. Hey, I know what I like.

“A detective? So there is some mystery?” Asmodeus wonders.
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“Yeah.” You throw the crystal to her and she catches it with elegant fingers. You take a seat, and see a cup of tea is already prepared for you on the sobbing table.

“Tables don’t sob.” You object as you sip your tea. They do when the table is actually the dragon princess on all fours, trying to hold onto her mind while Azzy does horrible things. “Huh, would that even be a table then?” You wonder.

Before we can get into a long debate about what exactly is a table Asmodeus responds. “This seems to be a part of Jötunheimr, one of the worlds the Norse like fussing around in.” She explains setting the ice down in the small of Ryuu-hime’s back making her shiver, her eyes filled with stubborn hate.

“See? Loki!” You shout.

“Yes, I suppose it is possible he is behind it; the boy is sweet on the giants, isn't he?” She asks, clearly unconcerned. “Where did you find it?” You explain the situation and she seems to understand something. “Ah, I see. Well, it is possibly Loki, but it is also possible she went there on her own.”

“What do you mean?” You wonder.

“When you break the barrier between worlds there is, oh, something like a backlash, that's the exact opposite of breaking a window. With a window whichever side the glass is on is the way opposite whoever broke it, right? With barriers between worlds it is the opposite. Energy will flow in reverse and spit energy, and occasionally small objects, out in the direction the gate was opened from. Thus it is possible she opened the way herself.” Asmodeus says.
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>>36589631

Actually, Mendel promised us nothing, only suggested that we should work toward her end goals gratis since she was our "best" option for dealing with the time eater. Pretty sure that at no point did she ever say she would stop attacking our bases.

That's not to say I didn't want negotiations to happen or that I don't hope that we'll eventually turn this thing over to the council (for social points and so they can hammer out the details with people who actually know how to bargain). However, right now what we have is an "implied" ceasefire, nothing more and nothing less.
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Why would she do that?” You ask taking a biscuit too.

“Perhaps she was just experimenting with her powers and had a little accident. Perhaps she thought to find battle and glory there. Maybe she felt a stirring in her teenaged body for giants, it is difficult to know the minds of teenagers.” Asmodeus explains.

Huh. That’s a thing

[] Ask her if she can take you to the Giant place with the ice and the cold
[] Ask her something else
[] Go see someone else
[] Other, please specify
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>>36590070
>[] Ask her if she can take you to the Giant place with the ice and the cold
Don't think we've killed any giants.
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>>36590070
>[] Ask her if she can take you to the Giant place with the ice and the cold

She isn't done being our scrub.

also, they have mead
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>>36590070
>[] Ask her if she can take you to the Giant place with the ice and the cold
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>>36590070
[X] Ask her if she can take you to the Giant place with the ice and the cold
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>>36590070

> [] Ask her if she can take you to the Giant place with the ice and cold.

Looks like an opportunity for more powerleveling, alternately finding a giant fluffy bear dragon.
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>>36590070
[] Ask her if she can take you to the Giant place with the ice and the cold

Scrub. You're not allowed to go.
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>>36590070
>[] Ask her something else

is there like a standard time on how long someone can be in another dimension before we can legitimately mount a HEROIC RESCUE?
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Huh. So question... could we force Loki to... "Look up"
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>>36590250
>Points eyeball up.
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>>36590250
Do we really want to risk the Devourer taking control of Loki's body as his last "fuck you" to Risa?
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>>36590070

Really hope Ryoko went there of her own accord while trying to do something productive, to train or to grab some new gear. Not sure my feels can take another "your ally has betrayed you" or "your ally is being controlled by someone" or "your ally has been horribly maimed by someone".
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>>36590303
Best scrub wont get stuck like that.
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>>36590281
Might be easier to kill, if he can even fit in a human sized host.
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>>36590250

Anybody else okay with the idea of siccing Lucy on the Time Devourer? Is this a thing we want to do?

Pretty sure the power leveling is otherwise not going well enough to where Lucy won't just eat us when he breaks through, assuming something else hilariously overpowered doesn't beat him to the punch. Could be a potential windfall for some added power of protection to throw over our allies. There might be downsides or complications though.
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>>36590366
I'd love to eat the shitter ourselves just for a chance to get the power to eat someone's time. If not that, he'; s probably worth a loooot of SPXP.

But who fucking knows how strong it is.
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>>36590354

He already has Akira 1 and 2. Destroying either or probably isn't going to do Jack to the devourer, though Mendel and the Angels seemed to think otherwise.

Also, we owe that kid an apology for dragging him into all of this. We killed his best friend, dragged him into a war with the spooky king of soul society, then forcibly jacked open his third eye until he became aware of the myriad horrors in the omniverse. Well, an apology and some crack...
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“What is the standard length of time needed before a heroic rescue can take place?” You ask Asmodeus.

“Well, long enough to be missed I think. Do you miss her Risa?” Asmodeus wonders.

“My concept of miss is me finding one of their hooded sweatshirts, and curling into them while sniffing and sleeping. I do not think I am really qualified to judge missing or not.” You say.

Asmodeus gives a calm smile. “Well then, I miss her. Do bring her back, would you?” Asmodeus probably lies.

“I’m on the case!” You say with your fist raised in the air.

“Well, how sweet of you. Do you know how to get there?” She asks.

“No I do not!” You say again raising your other fist proudly into the air so you look like you are about to fly.

“How about I help you out a little then? Let’s go to Ryoko’s house.” She explains pushing herself up and walking towards the door.

Before you go she hits a few switches on the wall and you hear the table scream out in both agony and pleasure, but Asmodeus just gently smiles like she hit a lightswitch of some sort. The two of you make your way over to Ryoko’s house, Azzy using her cane and the front door because she is good at stairs while you take the wall and window, then you sit on Ryoko’s bed and wait. Asmodeus taps around the room with her cane, then on a spot where the wood sounds a bit weird she stabs her cane through the fabric of reality and into the world between worlds. She pulls up on the cane, and you feel the temperature in the room plummet like crazy. You see in the hole is a raging snowstorm, and not much else, but you catch the faintest hint of Ryoko through the hole.
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>>36590408

From the way Azure was throwing around the grand reveal, and I might not understand what he meant, this thing is more powerful than anything we've yet encountered. It's probably as Lucy as Lucy is to us. Probably breaks 100 on the power scales.

Trying to fight it would be like an ant trying to fight an avalanche unless we could come up with a clever plan to catch it in a vulnerable spot (like we did with the soul king). Unfortunately, we are not clever or sciency or occulty enough to stand a chance of figuring out those sorts of things on our own and no one else in our circle seems to know jack about old ones.
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>>36589358
>strange angry pink voice in your head
[plotting intensifies]
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“There we are then.” She explains happily.

“You going to come with me?” You wonder.

“I’m afraid I’m too big. Plus with my leg I would only slow you down.” She says.

So she says. What do we do?

[] Into the breach dear friends! Over the bodies of our Swedish Fish!
[] Hold on, this is a super scary idea. Cats don’t do well in snow!
[] Other, please specify
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>>36590531
Then Lucy won't be able to off it either. Our power scale seems to be more exponential than anything else, so if something breaks it, we're all fucked.

Then our best bet would be co-op and share the spoils like with Soul King.
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>>36590516
She's an adorable monster.
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>>36590547
>[] Into the breach dear friends! Over the bodies of our Swedish Fish!
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>>36590547
>[] Into the breach dear friends! Over the bodies of our Swedish Fish!
Ask if Azzy wants any souvenirs.
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>>36590547
>[] Into the breach dear friends! Over the bodies of our Swedish Fish!

Haven't you ever heard of snow cats Risa? they are fantastic in snow.
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>>36590547

> [] Into the breach dear friends!
I don't see the ~ anywhere. Guess we won't be murdered for not bringing backup.
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>>36590547
>[] Into the breach dear friends! Over the bodies of our Swedish Fish!

Adventure is Risa's middle name that she scratched onto her forged birth certificate
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>>36590547
>[] Into the breach dear friends! Over the bodies of our Swedish Fish!
We are now a snow leopard! The whitest of the big cats!
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>>36590516
Found the best way to use your money eh. It's a good pic.
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>>36590704
I thought that was cat?
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>>36590586

Lucy is likely to win even if he can't overpower the thing. The reason he can manage it where we can't is that he is highly intelligent and working with a lot more resources and guile than we can ever manage. He'll turn the angels on it. Use the demons to cut a breach and then he'll strike when and where it's most vulnerable.

Might be a risky gambit, but best case scenario sees Lucy and the Devourer severely weakened or destroyed. Worst case scenario either sees Lucy obliterated or Lucy powered up strong enough to take the throne from dear old dad without a fuss. After that he's really unlikely to give much of a shit about the world of mortals and lesser creatures.
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>>36590826
Points taken. Well, can't really plan for anything without knowing nothing. Guess we just gotta bring it up to Lucy and see what happens from there on out.

Risa first has to eat Izanami, Wyrm, Soul King's remains +guards and Beelz before worrying about this.
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“I see no tilde, nothing can ever go wrong.” You say rushing forward.

You leap through the hole in reality, lewd, and fall into a bank of snow that—“It’s cold! Really cold. I am cold in places that should not be cold! I don’t like this at all!” You object.

Well you should have chosen elemental affinity fire if you didn’t want to be cold! You turn around, but the portal to the other world is already closed, seems you have to find your own way back. You sniff, though you fear your nose will freeze off and then you will be unable to do lines of cocaine as Spiderman as is your responsibility, so you press on. You shiver in the soul shattering cold, a cold born of supernatural might, and hear your teeth chatter as you press on. You sonido forward, trying to keep your legs from freezing together and making you a pogo stick, and finally reach the peak of what was evidently a mountain you were climbing.

You narrow your eyes and for just a second you see the world around you. A land of ice, and mountains, and dark tidings. You saw something like a large palace in the distance for just a moment, and all around it were peaks and valleys. An inhospitable land, though a different sort of inhospitable than Hueco Mundo. You sniff the air and note Ryoko’s energy doesn’t immediately seem to be going towards the palace.

After a moment the world is swallowed up once more in white. You narrow your gaze and try to decide what to do. “Other than regret not having knickers on?” You ask. Risa, come on, you know we will never survive prison. The ASPCA is too strong for us to say those sorts of things.

[] Go for the palace. Palaces are always the best choice.
[] Be a bloodhound and chase the faint Ryoko energy trail. Blood cat?
[] Other, please specify
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>>36590733
It's Christmas. Tis the season and all that. Also, I am uncertain what that picture means, but google reverse image search tells me you want to do lewd things. I am uncertain why.
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>>36590965
>[] Be a bloodhound and chase the faint Ryoko energy trail. Blood cat?

THERES A TILDE IN THAT PICTURE! WE'VE BEEN TRICKED RISA LOKIS LOKIS EVERYWHERE!
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>>36590965
>[] Be a bloodhound and chase the faint Ryoko energy trail. Blood cat?

FOLLOW YOUR NOSE
TO FLAVOR OF BEST SCRUB
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>>36590965
>[] Be a bloodhound and chase the faint Ryoko energy trail. Blood cat?
Has sniffing ever failed us?
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>>36590965
[] Go for the palace. Palaces are always the best choice.
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>>36590992
Because it's Christmas! The spirit of giving and taking is in the air or something.
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>>36590932

Plan wasn't for eating Izanami last I checked. Sin Fin and Azzy wanted to have a talk with her. One mother of humanity to another and one ancient spurred being to another. We might be able to use her to help us get around Azrael if we get lucky. I'd at least agree to eating her before letting Azzy have another toy.

Unfortunately, we can't reach her via underworld laser anymore ever since Mendel decided to nuke the fucking thing and us with it. Still, Azzy might be able to rip open the portal.

I don't know what Azure was thinking with introducing the Hell Wyrm, but I don't think we are anywhere close to being able to scratch it. Normal Azzy beats the shit out of us at anything sans full release and she got beaten down effortlessly by Mr. Dragon and the super angel assassin. Hell, we have a hard enough time dealing with regular angels.

The same problem persists with the remaining factions. Beelz would (last Azure spoke) kill all of us without too much effort after we carved through half of hell to get to him.

We need stepping stones to reach those goals. Hope Jotunheimer gives us something to work with.
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>>36590965
>[] Be a bloodhound and chase the faint Ryoko energy trail. Blood cat?
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>>36590965

> Be a bloodhound and chase the faint Ryoko energy trail. Blood cat?
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>>36591066
Izanami is batshit, I doubt there's anything to talk to in there. But sure, we can take SinFin with us.

Azzy would have smashed him to shit if not for the angel assassin that nullified her grace. She did well against Gabriel even when under extreme pain and they fought seriously, while Gabriel's singing alone sent the Wyrm packing. After putting him in a crater.

Granted I'm not sure where Gabriel's singing goes in terms of power output, but I think the Wyrm's probably the easiest of the lot.
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>>36591066

Speaking of Azzy and unresolved business. We never gave anyone the artifact collar of lust she gave us. It was said that it might give Caede a super beneficial power up. Jager technically called first dibs and I fear what Caede might start doing under the effects of lower inhibitions, but it still stands as a point of unresolved business.

Plus, that whole "irremovable clasp" can actually be fixed with five second with a shim, a 50 cent piece of steel, and telling 42 to move his ass.
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>>36591066
Instead of brute force, maybe we can ask the Scarecrow how to reach Yomi the normal way.

Also while we don't wanna eat Izanami, befriending her might get us a lead on finding Izanagi, who would be good eating.
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>>36591212
>Plus, that whole "irremovable clasp" can actually be fixed with five second with a shim, a 50 cent piece of steel, and telling 42 to move his ass.
What?
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>>36591198

Azzy at full power might have been able to do something against the Hell Wyrm by himself. However, that angel is probably at the same tier of strength and we are most certainly not at Azzy tier strength even after you factor in full release. Maybe with the full party, a solid plan, and a bucket of luck we could manage to hold off the angel while Azzy fought the Wyrm. It's worth a shot if we can focus for long enough. At any rate, it's better than shaking in fear of him like every other enemy on the field right now.

As for the rest, Gabriel would probably put the smackdown on Azzy after an extended fight. She isn't 100% and Gabriel didn't have to bother with a full release to hold his own.

That's the thing about the original model angels. We are nothing compared to them, more or less allowed to exist in the story because god never bothered to say "Kill everyone and everything associated with the cat." That's all it would take, I think, since we wouldn't even be able to handle one archangel in his least form. They haven't even bothered to use their shikai, let alone bankai equivalent, and Gabe can still break all of the bones in our body without lifting a finger.
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>>36591198
That angel assassin should be a fairly high priority.

I'm pretty sure he can only neutralize Grace, so if we get our non angel pals with us, we can take him down.

We just need to hunt him down first.
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>>36591346

We really need to find Jesus and have him inject some New Testament shit into the angels.
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>>36591315

The clasp on Azzy's collar, the one she gave Risa that was an artifact of lust from the ancient days of Solomon, the extremely valuable item that Azzy gave us just because we didn't understand Ryoko's insinuations about BDSM play, has a downside. Well, the effect of the collar itself lowering your inhibitions might be considered that, but the other part of it was that the collar has a clasp that seals when you put it on. Said clasp was described as being mechanical in nature. A mechanical, snap clasp is like a normal clasp and can easily be made into one with a modest amount of skill, cheap materials, and in virtually no time.

If the collar can be shared, we don't have to worry about who gets it first. If Jager changes her mind (unlikely) we can get it back from Caede (possibly with a few pounds of our own flesh missing, but oh well).
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>>36591346
I doubt the angel follows him everywhere. That was probably a special occasion due to the important target. Can't see why they'd send him after us and the Wyrm should still be just a minion 'repenting' and not choosing any targets or who to deploy.

But our best shot with him lies in the fact that he's fucking stupid. A thug with too much power. He should still remember how Risa socked him in the face. That must burn. We can bait him into a fight of our choosing.

>>36591378
I too want to kill him but how to find him is another matter.

Addendum: we also have no idea who let the bugger out. Maybe something interesting happened in Heaven.
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>>36591386

What if we ate Jesus? Would we un-sin ourselves in the process? Martyr him a second time? Gain his ability to die for mankind's sins and inspire a religion that lasts for over 2000 years and is still going pretty strong?
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>>36591429
>>36591212
>It's an ancient and powerful magical artifact from the days of Solomon
>Should be a piece of cake to fuck with it. I could do it in my garage with some scraps and a nail file!
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>>36591477
Glad we all agree. I'll get a blow torch.
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>>36591429
>that was an artifact of lust from the ancient days of Solomon
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Azzy made it herself from some spare materials on a whim. It's not ancient.
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>>36591429
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that it's irremovable because magic soul bonding stuff, not the type of clasp.
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>>36591458

Probably enact phase 3 of YHVH keikakku.
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You sniff the air and turn away from the palace and head more east after Ryoko’s smell. You almost lose it as the biting cold wind shoves snowflakes in your nose and you cough up chunks of ice because science probably. The trail leads you to a small overhang that seems to have been artificially made. The snow makes it hard to find anything, but you finally start to see some stuff. You find something large sticking out of the ground and with some effort of will, reveal a large broken axe head stuck in the ground. You dusk off some other stuff, and find half eaten meat, and other broken objects. You walk around the area, and see part of the mountain has been destroyed, and sitting under some snow and rock is a dead ice giant. His body has chunks out of it, and you conclude that if the large impacts on the wall are from him then the small ones must have been Ryoko.

You lift his dress thing, why? And conclude you must be on the right path. You lick the ice giant, just to see how he tastes, and get your tongue stuck again, also he tastes awful. You pull back, but the giant doesn’t relinquish your tasting part! You pull back as hard as you can, tears freezing in your eyes before they can fall down, then with a mighty heave the giant falls down on you.

He smells worse than he tastes. You narrow your gaze and eventually remove your tongue. “When you just gloss over what I do like that it makes me very nervous because it means I did something horrible that needs censoring.” You say wiping at your licking part.

Yeah, and really all you had to do was haul the giant over to the axe, maybe run an electrical current through it then boom, instant heater. Or was it magnet? You’re the science person here, why didn’t you think of that. “My tongue was frozen to something! I was in a panic!” You explain. You should really watch A Christmas Story.

“Anyway Ryoko was here and knocked out a Giant. Where to now?” You wonder.
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>>36591437

We use Mendel. If she asks for payment, we tell her that she should feel obligated to help us keep humanity safe by weakening the special forces of the angels, one of which is a volatile, hellfire filled time bomb waiting to blow.

I'd suggest offering her angel samples, but I'm still pissed about the raw deal we got and the complete lack of negotiations that went down last session.
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You turn on your super sniffer and find she went that-a-way, and that there was also a group of ice giants who seem to have chased after her. You worry that isn’t good, then sonido off into the wastes. When the snow occasionally breaks you see sighs of people passing through in number, and get slightly concerned. You finally start seeing signs of battle, and are pleased when you find another downed giant, even though they were not really that giant. You catch wind of Ryoko nearby and dig under some snow to find her arm, frozen and cleanly severed from her body. You also see several formations that seem natural, yet must have been moved with some sort of magic. Or supernatural power. Or go-juice, who bloody knows?

You finally come to an area that screams destruction, and see countless broken weapons and deep trenches carved in the land. You let out a small whistle as you look over everything, and let your nose do its thing. You conclude Ryoko fought here, probably with several ice giants or magical dig fur people because you can smell wet dog in the mix. “You know the only wet dog I like is Ja—“ You start. We get it, focus up please.

Finally you conclude she went down, and was taken away by someone towards the palace. “So I should have gone there?” You wonder.

We still don’t have the whole story, come on.

In the distance you hear some dogs barking, and think some giants may be nearby. What should you do?

[] Go towards the palace. Ryoko may be the slave Leia to the Ice Giant’s Jabba!
[] Go see the Ice Giants. Get as much information as you can
[] Other, please specify
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>>36591593
>[] Go towards the palace. Ryoko may be the slave Leia to the Ice Giant’s Jabba!

CERO EVERYTHING
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>>36591521
>>36591477

Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Azure never said it was bind on equip, and he DID described the clasp as mechanical. If it's mechanical, it can be adapted. If that doesn't work, oh well. It's not like we're using it for anything right now anyway when we should be scraping to find a use for our every available resource.
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>>36591593
>[] Go towards the palace. Ryoko may be the slave Leia to the Ice Giant’s Jabba!
Time to murder giant royalty!
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>>36591593

>[X] Go towards the palace. Ryoko may be the slave Leia to the Ice Giant’s Jabba!

Fucking ice giants. Just watch, Loki will be there sitting on the throne, stroking a fluffy white-haired cat or something equally diabolical.
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>>36591593
>[] Go towards the palace. Ryoko may be the slave Leia to the Ice Giant’s Jabba!

I wonder if Risa got to see A New Hope in theaters...
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>>36591662
What? But.. we're the cat?
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>>36591593
Let's sneak into the palace, using our excellent stealth skills.
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HQR ebook sizes impress me.
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>>36591593

> We don't speak giant
> Cloak and wait for the giants
> Build a snowman to intercept them and bring them in close
> Observe and then head for the palace.
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>>36591726
Build snow cat*
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Quick question here for you guys.

Do any of you know where to view the fanart gallery for HQR? I've heard AE reference it and update it several times, but I've never actually seen the gallery myself.
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>>36591810
Check the intro crap pastebin at the beginning of each thread.
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>>36591843

Thanks very much!
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>>36591716
I have yet to put chapter breaks in it. I dread when I have to
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>>36592068

Writing a book, or just saving it for posterity? You might be able to beat someone to death with the printed volume as a last ditch defense, if nothing else.

Also, any input on this whole collar modification business?
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>>36592068
IKTFB

I did/do the googledoc/pdf for HMQ

so mind numbing...

and I forget how to insert chapter stuff everytime
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You rush towards the palace, the biting cold tearing into your exposed thighs like a painful stream of needles. You go around the giants, masking your energy, and make your way to the palace. “How foolish! I should have gone to the throne room! Loki will be there with Ryoko all nubile and sweating and probably in a pose that Jager will think about and—“ Focus. Besides, we don’t know the whole story yet.

You hold back on saying anything, until you finally make it to the palace. You kick in the door and land in the middle of the throne room with a huff. You send out your energy and take a cool pose while facing the throne. “Gimme back my scrub, Loki!” You shout.

Luckily no one is here. No Loki, no Ice Giants, no Ryokos in a slave costume, nothing. “How did those movies end by the way?” You wonder. The Jedi Return. “Wonderful to hear. They ever resolve that whole father thing?” Yeah. You should really watch the movies, they are not that hard to find. You shrug and sniff the air once more.

There does seem to be some people in the palace, but only a skeleton force. Where there should be countless giants there is nothing but void. You smell Ryoko’s trail leading down some stairs and consider going after her, but are uncertain if it is for the best. You note that there are some giants in a hall nearby that might know what is going on, but we have no idea if giants speak in Monologue tongue. Also there was that patrol outside that was just hanging around you could interrogate.

Or you could just throw papers everywhere to try and suss something out. That’s a thing that can happen too.

[] Interrogate the giants here
[] Check out the rooms downstairs
[] Go after the giants outside
[] Other, please specify
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>>36592381
[] Check out the rooms downstairs
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>>36592381
[] Check out the rooms downstairs
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>>36592381
>[] Interrogate the giants here

Where is muh Scrub Andre?!?!
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>>36592381
[x] Interrogate the giants here
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>>36592381

> Go talk to the giants.
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>>36592381
>[] Interrogate the giants here
Can we eat the giants?
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>>36592381

> Use flesh shaping to assume the form of a giant.
> Approach the giants and see if we can communicate
> If speaking does not work, act as though we have bitten our tongue and wander off
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>>36592543
but with what sides?

coleslaw?
chips?
baked potato? is it after 4pm in Joutenheim? some place don't do baked potatoes till after 4pm.

what should we get on the baked potato?
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>>36592543

No making enemies of yet another faction. Please for the love of god, let's not make a mess of another thing, get another group trying to skin us for our pelt.

Azure keeps hinting that "You have no idea what's going on here." which usually boils down to DM code for "Don't attack these guys until you get more info."
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>>36592708
pessimism anon, you're late. Are you okay?
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>>36592708
they stole our Ryoko. they are already our enemies.
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>>36592742

Doing fantastic. Also, I've been around for the majority of the thread. Good to see you again, Pointer Anon.
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You decide to ignore the weird torture dungeon, “What,” and go ask the giants directly. “Should I shift into a giant Risa form and like, dunno, go ask them if they know where scrub is?” You wonder.

Only if you are comfortable asking them while naked. “I am not totally comfortable with that.” You confirm. Okay, then you have your answer.

Instead you go into the other room and see several Ice Giants, they’re brothers probably you have a knack for this sort of thing, and decide how to best inquire about the current whereabouts of your polite young compatriot. You tap your chin before seeing a particularly good spot and go around to it. You take aim and fire at the back of the Giant’s head sending him face first into the table. You leap onto him, then sonido up to kick the other giant’s chin. He takes a step back and you think this is super easy when a hand wraps around your body. The Giant you had downed is looking up at you with hate in his eyes and you let out a laugh. ”Hey mate, mind the goods, yeah? You ain’t even buy me any flowers.” You laugh loudly at your joke, then his hand squeezes and blood and meat shoot out of your mouth.

He throws you into a thick wall and you slump over as your body starts grumbling that you keep fucking it up. You assure it that you prefer it this way and release your form. Then you second release, because fuck these giants and the horse they rode in on. Your body screams with violet energy and you coat your body in cero before launching yourself at the giant. You fly around a drunken swing and slam into the back of his head. You see the second try and catch you in his hands, and you just let your body turn into something like goo with teeth before you coil around his hands.
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He lets out a yelp of surprise before you pull yourself out of the gore, your mouth too wide, your eyes sunken and with tongues lashing out of your pupils, and something like spiders crawling out of every hole in your face. You hiss as your tongue starts lashing against his face and he struggles back. “Oi, chum. You know where my mate went?” You ask.

He responds in some language, and you look up at me, the large eye growing from between your breasts screaming violent obscenities white it bites down on the man’s arms. “Monologue?” You ask. It’s a gutter language! “I will do whatever you want to Ryoko when we find her if you translate.” You say. Fine, you’re good. “I ask again.” You say getting closer. “Where is the Ryoko? Blonde delinquent girl with a voracious appetite” You say.

“The angel seeks the proof of violated trust? She left with our king! Proof of the Aesir trickery! We bring war to Valhalla!” He explains. “What concern is it of your kind! We do not intrude upon your world!”

“Every world is mine!” You hiss flicking your tongue against his lips. As your needle sharp tongue bites through his lips and starts sewing his shut mouths appear on it to continue your speech. “Any world that has my things is mine! Any person that touches my things is mine! All of it! All of it!” You hiss.

A sharp pain fills your body, and as you looks back some weird ice made wire is coiling around your inky body. You hiss, but the second giant pulls you off of the giant you were getting all hot and heavy with and seems intent to capture you. You try to shift out of it, but the wire holds fast to your lower body, so instead you fill it with cero energy, then disconnect it from your body. It slams into him, and explodes tearing his arms from his body. He howls as the explosion fills the cold world with violet light and you let out a sound of annoyance.
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You grab your green lantern outfit, spin in a tornado sort of movement, and suddenly your clothes are changed. You look up at the other giant who is getting a large axe, and see he is looking a little uncomfortable with the idea of fighting you. You sonido over to the kneeling giant looking at his torn off arms, and kick him over. You stab your hands into his stumps and begin shifting your arms into something like roots, forcing the wounded giant to be in extreme pain. “Where is it?! Tell me where she is now!” You shout.

“Across the river Ífingr! To the world of Gods! They march!” He explains.

Over the river and through the woods, to Odin’s house they go!

You get the feeling people may have noticed the explosion. What now?

[] They told us what we need to know. Off to the river!
[] Kill! Then River!
[] Other, please specify
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>>36593120
[] Other, please specify
Kill, then dungeon.
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>>36593120
>[] Kill! Then River!
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>>36593120
>Check the dungeon quickly! KILL IF HE LIED! THEN ACROSS THE RIVER!
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>>36593216
Sounds nice.
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>>36593120
>[] They told us what we need to know. Off to the river!
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>>36593120
>[] They told us what we need to know. Off to the river!

I have a feeling that it'll take us too long if we do kill. 'sides, they're frost giants. Dismemberment is like burps to them.
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>>36593216
We really ought to check that dungeon just in case. Might be someone interesting there.
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Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d6)

>>36593340
2d6 Kobolds leap at you

roll for initiative
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>36593366
Bring it, Kobolds!
I'll rek u.
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>>36593120
[x] They told us what we need to know. Off to the river!
This is not the kind of place to be sticking around.
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>>36593120
>[] Kill! Then River!
I don't think we've killed a giant yet
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>>36593120

> Demand to know what's down stairs.
> Also, try to figure out why our nose isn't bothering to tell us what the most direct trail is to Ryoko and instead taking us on this roundabout tour through Russia is.

Also, I really don't like where you were jokingly going with the whole "weird torture dungeon" thing Azure. You know what happens when you mess with important NPCs and you also know that's a can of worms none of us want opened.
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You consider sticking around and doing tentacle arms thing to them, but decide against it. You pull your arms free of his meat and narrow your gaze. “Which way to the river?” You ask.

You do not go into the dungeon, because your party is lacking a berserker, a cleric, and the rogue. Hey! We should find an elf while we are here! We think we sort of have a thing for elves. You ignore the statement and go the entirely wrong way. You turn the other way and go in the direction the giant indicated.

It takes you a while, because you have an unfortunate habit of getting lost all the time, then finally you make it to the river. Your wings hiss against the snow, and before you the rushing stream seems bot terrifying and amazing. You wonder if there are any fishies underneath the frozen part, but finally conclude it doesn’t matter because you are the best at focusing. You lift into the air and fly above the river, your wings terribly useful in this situation. Guess this is why angels don’t use magical boats or something.

The weather stars warming up, and you are forced into the golden lands of someplace not where you were before. You look around and it seem nice, apart from the world of destruction, the agony, and the corpses everywhere. You take a stroll through the bodies and note that there seems to be a company of women in armor laying within the mass of ice giants. You see dead horses among them, and give a small prayer to Gornabrious Bopfrod for their souls. You glance to the side and see a large gem and it makes your mouth water. You sneak down to the body next to it and reach for it. What would you do with a gem? You have loads of money. “I like laying naked in gems. I am like a dragon.” You explain.
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Before your fingers can touch it you hear a horse let out a loud angry horse noise. You look up, then roll back before the flying horse can kick your head off. It lands and gets protectively in front of the body you were acquiring things from. It shakes its head and leans back onto its back legs. Seems this was his, a noble warrior and horse tied together in more than life that—“Get fucked!” You command and sonido forward.

You slam your forehead into his and see his eyes cross and stumble over. You throw your long violet hair back then put your hands on your hips looking irritated and triumphant. Risa! What the fuck!? “I don’t like horses.” You say.

Okay? “Okay.” You say looking at the stunned animal.

You hear a groaning from the body the horse was protecting. The blonde haired woman lets out a moan of pain as she slowly opens her eyes and you

[] Run and hide! She will probably try and kill you or something
[] Play it off. That horse was already headbutted when you came here
[] Just run! You were never anywhere near here!
[] Other, please specify
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>>36593700

> Point me to my friend, one of golden hair who came thither with the so called King of Giants.
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>>36593700
SHE'S BLOND BEST SCRUB IS BLOND! WHERE IS MY FRIEND NOW!
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>>36593700
>[] Play it off. That horse was already headbutted when you came here
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>>36593700
[] Other, please specify
Interrogate. Consider blowing stuff up indiscriminately if you're not getting closer to Ryuko soon. You are not the patient type after all.
Oh, and apologies for throwing her off her horse too or something.
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>>36593700
>[] Play it off. That horse was already headbutted when you came here

"Did you get the number of that truck that totally headbutted that horse?"
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>>36593700
Man, fuck horses.
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>>36593700

Hello buxom girl in armor
Lying on the ground
I've come quite a way
But cannot stay
Have you seen my friend around

Long blonde hair
And quite a scare
She cause when upset
So tell me girl
With golden curl
OR I"LL EAT YOUR GODDAMN HORSE!
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>>36593811
Risa would if she could into libido anon
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>>36593816
>>36593700
seconded.

Best Scrub literally Abest.
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>>36593747
maybe they're related?
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>>36594157
I have blonde hair.. we must be related as well!
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>>36594242
Maybe anon. Have you seen her?
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>>36594254
No.
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>>36594277
damn
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You get on all fours and climb on top of the prone woman. She opens her eyes, and is suddenly face to face with Risa Cat eyes. “Hullo there armored flying bitty. You seen a Ryoko anywhere around here? Blond, girl, human.” You ask.

“What? The giants! My horse where—“ She starts.

“Okay, rephrasing the question.” You clear your throat that start tilting your head left and right in a small tune. “Hello buxom girl in armor
Lying on the ground
I've come quite a way
But cannot stay
Have you seen my friend around?

Long blonde hair
And quite a scare
She cause when upset
So tell me girl
With golden curl
OR I"LL EAT YOUR GODDAMN HORSE!” You say looking over at the horse.

“What? I don’t, wait, a girl? A human girl?” She asks.

“Yes! Well, mostly a human, but don’t hold that against her. Plus she keeps asking me to throw organs on her, and fill her up with light or something. I won’t lie, Monologue and I sort of get into it when she starts talking sometimes.” You say. “I like you. We are sharing, I like sharing.”

“The line fell! The Giants!” She says. “They made way for Asgard! I must warn the others.”

“You aren’t listening.” You say pinning her down by the shoulders before she can get up. “Where is my scrub?” You demand.

Your mouth twitches and you spread your mouth wide and let your sharp teeth flash. She goes wide eyed. “A human taken by giants shan’t last long. She is likely already gone. I am sorry but—“ She sighs.

You grab her by the throat, lift her, and then slam her into a tree. Long insect like legs grow from your forearm and you hold her there. “Wrong answer.” You explain.

“Killing me will not return your friend!” She objects.
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“Well we won’t know for certain unless we try. Besides, if Ryoko is dead I don’t have much need for this place anymore so I can just kill all of you.” You say. “Either giants lied to me and they have to all die after I kill all of you, or you are mistaken and I can just be angry at the giants. Make your choice.”

“There might be a way! Next to the king of the giants, there was a cage! They were bringing something with them to battle, and it seemed a little weird! I didn’t see what it was but it might be her!” She explains.

You let her go and are suddenly all smiles. “Was that so hard?” You ask.

You turn towards the trail of destruction and flex your wings to send energy out behind you. You get ready to jump but then the woman calls out. “Hold! I know not why you are here, but if you go to Valhalla to make war with the Frost Giants then I must escort you.” She explains.

“Oh, I am sure I can find it. It will be the big city surrounded by angry giants, right?” You wonder.

“But you do not know the safe paths through the sky. Without me leading, the skies shall turn against you and the creatures of this land will get in your way!” She explains.

“You keep changing the translations around a bit.” You note. Gutter language, all of them. “Well, hold on let me think about it.” You say and think. Are all blondes related or just the girls?

Do we have her take us there?
[] Yeah, may as well
[] No, we can find our own way
[] Other, please specify
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>>36594317
>[] Yeah, may as well
we need someone to be the straight man
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>>36594317
>[] Yeah, may as well
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>>36594317
>[] Yeah, may as well

She might be related to Thor, and he did us a solid by going along with our plan to out Loki. We should do him a solid by bringing her with us.
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Since the next Omake isn't too far off, I've been thinking about how Risa could use her platora of abilities to stomp Aizen's ass (and other characters, but that's for a other time).

For example, she can use Wonderland on the area (with an illusion Risa too) while cloaking. If we have to second guess our every move, so does he.

Or we could let him cut us and crush him with the tails. His illusions break if we touch the sword. There's no way he could kill Risa with his sword, and even if he could, he'd hold off on it to gloat.
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>>36594317
>[] Yeah, may as well
While we definitely could find/MAKE our own way, it would be a lot easier if she just led us. Also, we might be able to see Thor again! And punch Loki in the dick!
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I just realized that this means the best scrub can lead us straight to Valhalla when ever we want now. TRY IGNORING US NOW THOR!
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>>36594355
>the next Omake isn't too far off

do tell
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>>36594383
>patiently waits for Flufflover to write "Risa does Asgard"
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>>36594387
Just thinking, pal. It's getting late where I am so I might not make it to the end of the thread.
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>>36594317

Fly me true my little bird
Make great haste
To keep your word

For if I find
Your faithless hind
Has strayed me from my path

And if my friend
Shall meet her end
You'll not be spared my wrath

> If the horse slows down, we're rocket boosting it with our angel wings.
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>>36594435

Huh... I wonder if insanity juice would make the horse go faster.
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>>36594482
definitely probably.
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And the denizens of the nine realms will soon learn that just because we saved them from Ragnarok, doesn't mean we can't *be* Ragnarok if they mess with us and ours.
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>>36594317

> Use flesh shaping to stick ourselves to the back of the horse
> Engage angel thrusters
> Juice him with crazy if he even thinks about slowing down.
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>>36594504
Ragnarok and Roll

add it to the list of titles/nicknames
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>>36594317
>[] Yeah, may as well
It's less work for us, and it's not like we're actually even eating anyone here.
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>>36594602

Or crack. Or hollow drugs. Or really any of a large number of probably illegal things we carry on our person.

Berserker shrooms would be funny.
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“Not that I couldn’t make it on my own, but that would probably make life a lot easier for me.” Unlife. “Whatever. I’ll take you up on that offer, go forward blonde love interest potential 2!” You say as the Horse gets back up.

“That is not my name, I am called—“ She starts.

“No, I will never remember that unless you survive in which case I will rub my head on you to get my scent all over you.” You explain.

“You are a very strange woman.” She says.

“You have no idea.” You reply.

It takes some doing, but you manage to get on the horse behind the Nordic slag and glare at the bastard as he takes off. You wrap your hands around her armor to stay on, finding some handholds rather conveniently on the armor itself and lifting off. She starts talking about things you don’t really care about such as weapons, and war, and other girly stuff. You ain’t that good at being a girl you think. “What? Yes I am. I am bloody brilliant at it.”

“Sorry, what?” The woman asks.

“Not you, the voice in my head. Keep flying Catherine the Great!” You say.

You cross a mountain and see the city of Valhalla. A shining beacon of all the nine realms, the most beautiful city within the worlds! And currently there is smoke coming out of it. The sounds of battle can be heard, and the black forms of giants and soldiers below clash over and over, and you can tell the battle is going to reach its peak soon. “This battle, Valhalla is in danger!” Girl you may give Ryoko for being a trooper through this whole thing.

“That’s nice. Help me find the cage thing.” You command.
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You look around the battlefield, but in the mess of energy you can’t tell what is going on. You feel yourself get so frustrated you feel like you are falling. Wait what? You look up at the horse, who has apparently bucked you off, and see a massive foot slam into your head. You get sent rocketing towards Valhalla and understand the horse performed a well played counter to your—“Fucking horses! Bastards ain’t good except for one part of them!” You shout as you rocket through the air. What? Hey, what did that kick make you remember? “Dunno, just thought I wanted to say it.” You explain.

Before you crash into the large building you see a massive giant oozing something like energy. Next to him is a large cage, and you think you see the faintest hint of blond hair inside. “Ah is that her?” You wonder before crashing through the roof.

You skip off the stone floor several times, then slam into a large crystal table covered in food. It doesn’t break, though it cracks, then you perform an inelegant roll and stop upside down against the wall. Your knees go down and you just showing the word your goods ain’t ya? “I bloody hate horses.” You say as you finally notice several tough looking people in armor staring at you.

“Hello.” You offer raising your hand, well lowering it because you are upside I guess.

“An attack?” Some man asks pulling out a sword and pointing it at your face. “What form of trickery is this? A girl with her bottom exposed and unable to tell her head from her haunches charged in alone? I salute your bravery! However you have ill luck sneaking in while I was here!” He explains.

[] Let him go on about it. We have to be nice to Thor’s family is we want some of his Mjolnir. Tell them we are Thor's friend. Add quotes around "friend" yeah that's good.
[] I don’t know what that means. Smack him one till he stops making mouth noises.
[] Other, please specify
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>>36594993
>[] Other, please specify

any of you blokes see a fit blonde bird around here? maybe pissed off or just plain pissed?
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>>36594993
>[] Let him go on about it. We have to be nice to Thor’s family is we want some of his Mjolnir. Tell them we are Thor's friend. Add quotes around "friend" yeah that's good.
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>>36594993

> Ryoko in sight; Talky man not important
> KILL
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>>36594993
>[] Let him go on about it. We have to be nice to Thor’s family is we want some of his Mjolnir. Tell them we are Thor's friend. Add quotes around "friend" yeah that's good.

We got here via pony express. By one of the blonde chicks with the armor and stuff who we rescued from certain death.
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>>36594993
[x] We need to kill the King of Ice Giants right now! I need my best scrub!
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>>36595074
Don't kill thors palls you numpty.
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>>36594993
>[] Let him go on about it. We have to be nice to Thor’s family is we want some of his Mjolnir. Tell them we are Thor's friend. Add quotes around "friend" yeah that's good.

Get to the CAGE!
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>>36595101
>>36595074

Before there is more misunderstanding
> KILL THE GIANT
> Preferably while screaming Ryoko's name
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>>36594993
>>36595087
seconded
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>>36595074
This. No words. Only a swash of destruction upon the tosser who took our scrub that make people think Surtr suddenly showed up.
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>>36594993

The fuck is this? Giants attacking Valhalla and he is only now pulling out his sword? The hell is going on here?
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>>36594993
>[] Let him go on about it. We have to be nice to Thor’s family is we want some of his Mjolnir. Tell them we are Thor's friend. Add quotes around "friend" yeah that's good.
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>>36595161
Probably needed Ryoko to get here or something.
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>>36595161
He was clearly eating his dinner.
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>>36594993

> You! Talky man! Less talking and more helping me kill giants! RYOKO!
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>>36594993
>[] Let him go on about it. We have to be nice to Thor’s family is we want some of his Mjolnir. Tell them we are Thor's friend. Add quotes around "friend" yeah that's good.
Obviously we are not a Giant.
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>>36595439
What if we are a giant midget?
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>>36595456
add world's tallest midget to the list of titles nicknames
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>>36595439

Well, if you recall Thor wasn't the sharpest knife in the crayon box... Also, I think there's something with the berserker gene that steadily impedes brain activity.

Ryoko's lucky, having only picked up a sorority girl speech pattern for all her hulking out.

(Seriously, did anyone else notice that she suddenly started using "like" as a filler in her sentences around thread 80 something and hasn't stopped since? Drives me a little nuts. It's terrible English.)
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>>36595481

I think you are thinking of another quest. Risa pretty much just has "The Laughing Genocide"
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>>36595502
In fairness she isn't speaking english.
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>>36595518
you can never have too many titles, Laughing Genocide is just our first/best one.

also what is the quest you are thinking of?
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>>36595502

I think that was in response to some players saying Ryoko didn't talk much like a teen
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>>36595502
>>36595544

catch 22 for AE
lqtm

I really should read that book one day...
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>>36595544
Why would people say that? Not all teens talk the same.
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>>36595616
Because God hates you.That's why.

Now lets all be silent and appreciate this drawing of a butt until the next update happens.
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>>36595694
Risa really needs to rescue her daughter.
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>>36595694
Fuck you God. Think you are so big just because you made all of creation.
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>>36595733
Risa still hasn't even given her the talk!
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“You just now pull out your sword you tiny mustached person? You know there is a war going on out there, right?” You wonder.

“Fool! Even now we are making preparations! Due to the surprise attack we were unprepared! Battlefield support may not be a glamorous as raw battle, but without it the army proper could not function! We also serve the role of preventing cowardly interlopers from sneaking in.” He says.

“You’re a fool.” You counter.

“You are a foolish fool!” He replies.

“You are more foolish than a foolish fool!” You shout back.

“You are both fools. She isn’t a giant.” A woman says looking back.

“Well she might be.” The man in green frowns.

You push yourself up and dust off. “He is in purple.” Seriously, are you colorblind? This is really making me worried. “Look, just tell Thor: Risa is here and asked if he was, like, you know. Word?” You wonder nodding.

“The tenderer is currently fighting valiantly to repel the ice giants!” He says. “Which you would know if you were—wait, hold on.” He seems to have confused himself, making him the foolest of fools!

You leap through the hole you made in the roof, then fly back in and look around. “Say, has Thor mentioned me at all? Maybe about how he couldn’t stop thinking about me or something?” You ask.

“Risa? Hm, no I do not recall.” The woman says.

“No? Not even a little? Maybe just like, he accidentally tripped and got his head knocked in a bit, then he looks fondly off in the distance a little? Something about how he feels about me helping him with Loki.” You wonder.

“No, I do not believe so. He mentioned something about someone helping him in the realm of mortals but I can’t really recall him saying it was a ‘Risa’ who helped him.” She explains.
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>>36595733

First she needs to ensure that she has a daughter to save in the future, meaning we have to liberate Mexico from the Dominion of hell so that once again the hollow stork can vomit eggs for those with true love in their hearts.

Alternately, we finally get on with it with those mod souls and figure out how to mix a Jager with a Risa. Add a bit of Ryoko for fun.
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You feel a little sad, then leap back through the hole in the roof and then fly down towards the giants. You weave in and out of the enemies making your way towards Ryoko and duck! “Duck?’ You wonder just where the foul fowl is. Get it?

A rock of some kind slams into your side and makes you crash into the middle of the giants. You push yourself up and rub at your face then take a kick to the chin as a giant roars out at you and sends you several meters back into another part of the giants. You roll out of the way and send a kick up at the giant that was about to step on you then spin to get back up. You look around the battlefield and chew on your lip. It seems the further into the horde you get the stronger the giants get which is, you know, counterproductive to war really.

You summon up energy, and wonder just what to do. There is a main army behind you, you could probably support them and wipe them out. Or you could just charge through. Off to the side around two kilometers or see you see lightning crack out and a wave of giants go flying. You have a feeling Thor is there, and you could probably to a team up. Also ask why he never talks about you. “What is with us and him?” He is beefy!

[] Team up with Thor. We will take these giants down together! Maybe do each other’s hair too. So beefy!
[] Fall back to the main army
[] Charge forward alone
[] Other, please specify
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>>36595816
And she keeps sticking her butt out!

>>36595860
Good idea.
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>>36595871
>[] Team up with Thor. We will take these giants down together! Maybe do each other’s hair too. So beefy!

do each other's nails too
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>>36595871
>GET THE CAGE OPEN RYOKOOO!
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>>36595871
>[x] Team up with Thor. We will take these giants down together! Maybe do each other’s hair too. So beefy!
Where's Vividor when we need him?
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>>36595871

> Team up with Thor.

Really wish our third release didn't run off of a somewhat arbitrary timer. It would be really nice to have the speed boost once per episode. Gotta look our best for the man with the hammer.
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>>36595871
[x] Other, please specify
Start eating some giants?
Burrow into the brain of one through his ear, and then control him like a Tau Ceti Eel controlling Chekov, and make way towards Ryoko?
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>>36595952

He described them as smelling and tasting pretty bad. Not sure if he was hinting they were indigestible, but I figure there are plenty enough dead for us to give it a try.

Also, earlier with the valkyrie, what we probably tried to snag is the equivalent of her old one rock. Remember, people don't die in Valhalla, except to rise again in the feasting halls of Odin.

The Jotunn might be a different deal.
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>>36595996
We ate stuff that tastes bad before. Remember the dick god?
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>>36595996
Angels were described as bad tasting at first too.

Risa ate so much angel she can fake being an angel.

Eating has never fucked us over. The digestive system works.
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>>36595996
Let's eat it anyway.
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>>36595941
Turned into a power you can buy

Writing
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>>36596019
We try to forget...
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>>36596082

Wonder if Tickle Me Pink ought to be our next buy. I mean, powerful lasers are nice, but a more consistent access to third form kind of makes everything better.

>>36596019

Dick god and rape sloth are one of those unfortunate things that keeps me from recommending this quest to people, well that and trying to explain the plot.

> "So wait, she's a half-hollow cat person, whose also an angel, and also cthulu, and she's fighting the combined forces of hell and heaven and super nazi robot scientists?"
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>>36596226
Just tell them to start at the start. It really does make more sense then you would think.
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>>36596226
You don't try to explain from that far. You explain from episode 1 to like 15. If they're hooked on that then they wont leave when shit gets weird.
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>>36596226
he was more date rape god than dick god
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>>36596226
to be fair, rape sloth antics are mostly implied. The only thing he really does around us is being terrifying.
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You decide to kick some Giant butt! Technically what you are kicking is, ah the hell with it. You are beating up giants! You start carving a path through the giants and any one you kill you devour hungrily. You tear out the throat of a weaker giant, then split your body open and swallow him whole. Then you lance through another, bloom like a tumor flower, pool out of his orifices, then swallow him whole. Ugh, they taste awful, probably the worst thing you ever tasted. “What about that one guy?” You ask. What one guy. That never happened. We are still a pure maiden who has never tasted something like a boy part god of leeches or anything.

You pull yourself together and… they do not seem to be at a level where they can give you anything useful, even with your copycat ability. You suspect the stronger giants around the king guy will be worth something more though. Still, no harm in keeping a tidy battlefield! You stab, bloom, roll, and transform into a nightmare show as you make your way over to Thor. When you finally see him he has a giant in one hand, and his hammer in the other. He is swinging them wildly like a man possessed, and you can hear the sound of laughter filling your ears. He throws the giant away, then plants both of his feet once a large group of the giants is close together. He slams his hammer down and—oh, he was kiting them into his AoE killzone. “What?” You ask as the smell of dying giants fills you. Don’t worry about it.

He is leaning over taking a few breaths of air so you take your chance and plant your fine backside on his shoulder. “Hey Thor, miss me?” You ask.

He glance up at you, and he smiles. “Oh! Laughing Genocide! You have decided to join us in the field of battle? Such a marvelous day is it not? War has not come to Asgard like this since the times of my Father!” He explains.
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You tilt your head this way and that. “Ah, that right? I saw some guy who looked like the enemy commander in the back. He has Ryoko, and I was sort of wondering if you wanted to go on a date with me.” You say.

“What?” He wonders.

Beefy! “I said I was wondering if you wanted to punch him in the face with me.” You answer without missing a beat.

“Would be a most enjoyable bout! But I can not just leave the lines here undefended! If we were to clear up some of these giants, enough to give our forces a foothold, I would find the idea of joining you most agreeable! They have the berserker girl? That does explain why they are attacking.” He shouts. Bopfrod how do his shirts Survive? Those biceps.

Do you help Thor clear this place out, or go it alone?
[] Clear this place and go with Thor
[] Go solo

Either way, please roll 1d100. Best of first five
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>>36596292
He was made out of dicks. He had them for teeth.
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>36596403
[] Go solo
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>36596403
>[] Clear this place and go with Thor

cero
one in each hand
blast in opposite directions
admire how the flash of the lasers make Thor's muscles sparkle
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>36596403
>[] Clear this place and go with Thor

obviously Ryoko is not in dire danger, just yet. she must be some pre-requisite for taking over Valhalla...
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>36596403
>[] Clear this place and go with Thor
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>>36596403

> Ask Thor to call down lightning
> Use our shield to direct it through the oncoming hordes
> Use a strobing blast pattern to maximize confusion
> Last but no least, blast a massive bleeding rift to where we're going

No time to be dicking around.
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>>36596403
>[] Clear this place and go with Thor

Hurrah for fire support.
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>36596403

Lightning battle
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>36596403
>[] Clear this place and go with Thor
Eh, why not. Maybe we can taunt an enemy officer or someone equally strong to come out that we can get some Copycat abilities from.

Failing that, what about that Tau Ceti eel idea?
Thor got to hit one jotun with another jotun, why don't we try the same?
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>>36596463

More like she is "proof" of the treachery of the Aesir. Basically, Ryoko showing up on the giant's doorstep filled as she was with berserker power, which stems from Odin, would imply that Odin sent her. That screams of treachery.

If that weren't enough, in her post-world hopping confusion, she probably murdered a giant due to language barrier. Probably a strong giant since it took her more than a few hits to kill the guy dead.

Hoping to find her in one piece so this can be a nice, happy thread where we pal around with the Norse, blow things up and have fun.
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>>36596463
do you think the nice gnats found a way to distill Ryokokokokokokokoko's super angry mad fun action go-go go juice and use it for themselves?
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>>36596898
Gaaah we need to get her to Jager stat! She needs to learn modesty!
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>92 I forgot about the dice loving the Norse

Your body screams with cero energy, then you nod. “Sure thing cupcake, this shindig looks like the bombdiggity.” You reply. What?

You kick off his back and slam your fist into a Giant who just didn’t know to shut his mouth when you got your game on. You bite into his throat then one of your tails opens up and starts to swallow him down. You get hit by a large sword from a less than giant giant and it scrapes loudly against your skin before your mouth distends, grows, and swallows him.

You make a big show of smacking the giants in the head, and make sure all of their attention is on you, this crazy cat girl with fantastic legs, phenomenal music sense, and the voice of an angel. “Come and chase me ya cock choking fuck heads.” You say. The voice of an angel who protects sailors.

You let one of the giants grab you and throw you into the middle of their group. They look pissed. Your tails raise up dangerously, then with a command you stab them into the ground. The Giants all raise massive axes and start hacking chunks off of you, and you just laugh. Your regeneration and shapeshifting keep putting you back together, and you spit out obscenities at the weak giants holding their attention. A few more get close and, as they take a small break you smile wide. They look around confused as the ground around all of you glows violet, and they look towards your prone form, certain you are doing something.
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One of them says something about your tails, and rushes you, but it’s too late. A large cero shoots out of the ground enveloping everyone around you in a wave of raw energy. You continue laughing as the energy shreds you as well, making your eyes boil and your skin flay. You land as a sack of meat by another giant. He looks down at you just in time for one of your wings to shoot up, then down into him at a harsh angle. You fill the wing with your body and fill his insides as you grow up into a fully formed blossomed woman. You tip out of his chest with a snarl, and fire blasts of ceros from the tower you have appropriated for yourself. You leap out of the body when several spears lance through the giant, and you crawl on the ground biting and devouring all who pass.

Thor does just as well, if not better. His own powers seem to be built for combat like this and he sends our homing bolts of lightning with every swing of his hammer, each swing violently crushing two of more giants along the way. Finally he seems to get his SP gauge filled and he starts to spin his him in a circle above his head. He lets out a cry, and massive clouds form above him, totally covering the battlefield. The Giants seem to know what this means and rush him, but it is far too little far too late. Massive, world breaking bolts of lightning crash into the giants, and tear through the ranks behind them. They rain down without mercy, shattering and destroying countless giants without hope of defense. A large bolt nearly takes you, but you sonido out of the way just in time for the giants to be taken down.

He nods happily at the destroyed masses then back to you. “Come Risa! I hear my family coming from the rear to fill in the gap.” Teehee “It should be safe to leave this place for now!”
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You both charge off into the mass of enemies and carve a deadly trench through them. Your moves are faster than his, hitting two or three times for his every hammer swing, but his weapon seems to be doing more damage. More than once you will break the knees of a giant and tear open his stomach just to have him follow up your attack with a hammer blow to their chin. Perhaps it is because of the centuries of battlefield experience, but he seems to match your pace without issue, and becomes perhaps the most reliable fighter you have ever had watching your back.

You both smile as you slam a pair of giants together and break their necks, then you swim around each other and take care of the one behind his back while he takes care of yours. You both lean against each other’s backs and you raise your hand while he raises his hammer. You charge your energies, then fire a cero while he fires a bolt of pure ungodly wrath from his own weapon. Your cero was already open to an affinity with lightning, so Thor’s attack easily fuses and becomes one before exploding through the ranks of enemy giants and giving you a clear path. You both leap through the gap and see ahead of you the Frost Giant King.

He is massive, even for the giants, and you can just smell the power bursting out of him. Next to him seem to be elite groups of enemies, all of them fairly tough in their own right. You feel your stomach twist, ugh should not have eaten all that giant, but you hold on as you scan around him. Next to him, in a block of ice with crystals surrounding it, held in perfect stasis is Ryoko. Seems she was midswing when they caught her, and need several of the ice generator thingies to keep her down. Good on her.

So, what’s the plan?

[] Challenge the king to a one on one fight. Your stomach does not feel even a little good.
[] Fight the other guards first. Get dat nommin.
[] Other, please specify
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>>36597132
No Tilde! It must be a great choice!
>Challenge the king to a one on one fight. Your stomach does not feel even a little good.

We gonna eat a king.
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>>36597132
>[] Challenge the king to a one on one fight. Your stomach does not feel even a little good.
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>>36597132
>[] Fight the other guards first. Get dat nommin.


Uhhh, no. We went and got Thor to avoid having to do one on one. Azure just went on about how he was the most competent ally we've fought with yet. Fuck the solo challenge.
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>>36597132

> Fight the other guards first
> Fire a blast at the containment field if we can get a shot in
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>>36597168
WE got him so we wouldn't get Mobbed to death by lackies.
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>>36597132
>[] Fight the other guards first. Get dat nommin.
This is the Risa equivalent of an ice cream buffet. Food, glorious food.
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>>36597185
Bitch. He's motherfucking Thor. You think he needed our help to take those sots? He was at this for hours. We moved on because his deadbeat family finally got their shit into gear.
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>>36597194

An ice cream buffet that is making her violently sick. Pushing through the pain might bring up a new affinity if we're lucky, but I don't like where this is going so far. We might have some compatibility issues we are working our way through
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>>36597132
>[] Fight the other guards first. Get dat nommin.
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>>36597209
At no point did I say thor get mobbed to death. I said We as in Risa as in all the ANons.

Now that thor is here we can freely challenge the king without getting riff raf because he'll destroy them.
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>>36597132
>guards first
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>>36597230
Bah. Misread "We" as "he." Still there's no reason to pass up free power-points.
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>>36597132
>[x] Challenge the king to a one on one fight. Your stomach does not feel even a little good.
Maybe we should vomit up a little first, get our digestive system cleaned out?
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>>36597322

Good Idea. Challange then King by covering him in the half-digested remains of his army... BRILLIANT
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>>36597132
Why don't we just speed our way past the King and the guards, and break the generator whatevers?

Let Ryoko get some vengeance in.
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>>36597269
I don't think we're getting any points from this though. God didn't want us eating Frost Giants, apparently.
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inb4 Thor challenges the King Giant and steals our thunder
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>>36597412

I think it's more that we have kind of used god's mods to make ourselves into an abomination. However, there are limits to just how far we can go. We have only so many "slots" for things other than hollow. And I think Azure said that is presently filled.

Destroying our God rock would get us back some space though, either that or ??? is a special unlock path that has already been decided but hasn't been revealed yet.
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“Right then, found the big boss so we have to fight his four demon generals.” You say holding your stomach.

“Risa, do you find yourself unwell?” Thor wonders.

“Ah, no just some lady problems. Ghost monster old one lady problems.” You explain while you wish idly that you could fart, but as a lady you are not built that way.

He tilts his head and seems to understand. “Ah! My Lady Sif has said when a woman says that I am to never ask again. I have learned your tricky ways!” He says.

Wait did you just make him think that—“Hold on, you’re married?” You wonder. “Not that I was interested. I mean, not really.”

“Ah, nothing so close I fear.” You fear?! Our beefy! “Still, the battlefield is no place for such questions! Let us do battle!” He shouts.

“A former mortal with the thunderer?” The king asks and you feel your bones chill. “I know not what issue you hold with me.”

“That topless angry girl is my student.” You explain.

He nods. “Ah, a teacher. The most noble of professions.” He muses while stroking his beard. Hold on, did he just compliment us? “It says much that you would chase her all the way here. Indeed, an educator should have at least so much dedication.”

“Thor!” You say suddenly shocked.

“Risa?” He wonders.

“No good. I am starting to like this guy.” You answer.
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“Still, she trespassed in our territory and struck down one of my guards with the fury of the Aesir. She is proof the All Father has violated the term of peace that held our realms in endless stalemate.” He explains.

“But she is still my student, can’t just leave her there.” You say.

“True enough. Defeat my guards then. Let’s see how many would be suitable?” He asks.

“Four. Four is like, the industry standard.” You say.

“Ah, so it shall be. Defeat four guards and I shall at least release her from her prison.” He explains.

You summon cero energy as four giants, each much stronger than everyone you have faced before, step out with their weapons ready. “Would you like the two on the right, or the left?” Thor wonders.

“I am sort of partial to the left myself.” You explain wiggling your primary hand.

You both get into position and

Please roll 1d100, best of first five
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>>36597516
Risa, you can't start warming up to every old bint who says half a string of nice words to you. Shees. What is it with old people and cats?
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>36597549
cero palooza
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>36597549
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>36597549
FIRE
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>36597549
Huh. Do Giants permanently not die in this realm as well? Because this guy is awfully calm about the dozens of dead sacks of flesh we just left in our wake.
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>36597549

Ice King seems like a pretty cool guy. Hopefully, we can make a good first impression by knocking heads.
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>36597549
MAIM KILL BURN
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>>36597568
Something about the Norse and the dice...
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>>36597568
Well then.
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>>36597568
I JUST GLASSED THE PLAINS
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>>36597568
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>>36597568
YES! FIRE WAS THE CORRECT CHOICE!
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>>36597616
maybe we should use fire to solve all our problems?
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>>36597815
More of them, at least.
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>>36597568
>>36597593
>>36597616
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Still writing. You earned a lot of options this time around.
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Risa does not bring war...

SHE BRINGS DEATH!
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>>36597978
After this, we should talk to Odin and Thor about the fact that we offed Fenrir and discuss appropriate rewards. Or build an alliance with a powerful group instead of, you know, pissing them off and having them send hit-squads at us every so often. Ryoko would probably also appreciate it if we found a way to let her party with her family too.
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>>36598025

I wonder if the Norse know that Mendel's got a hold on Jormungandr. That would probably be an oh shit handle for them.
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>>36598025
Might be good.

>>36598042
Not really their apocalypse dealy is dead... why would they care about an evil snake. It might piss Loki off.. but fuck Loki.
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>>36598025
>>36598096

I'm not sure how much they'd commit to helping Risa and her inferior friends?
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“I know I can’t fall for any bloke that’s nice to me, but I thought Thor was married at the time! I was confused! He was a rugged older man who seemed to know what he is doing! You don’t understand, you’re not the real voices in my head!” You object getting strange looks from everyone.

You look up at the two giants, their fury overwhelming, their power certain. You let your body calm down and focus your ceroes inwards. You close your eyes and let the power bubble inside you, like a cat wiggling its butt. You wait till they get close then open your eyes and your scleras have turned completely black. You smile wide and say “Cero,” then your body surges with power. The revelation tears through the two giants and sends them spiraling back. You sonido above them with a smile and send both your arms and and legs into their bodies as fleshy pillars.

They were unprepared, seems they took you lightly, and that pisses you right the fuck off! You bite down on the barbarian looking giant’s nipple and tear it off before rolling away and ripping out one of the molars of the other giant and stabbing his eye with it. You roll back and forth doing torturous things before you leap above them and raise your arms. You summon a violet dawn, but then snarl and frown. “Bigger!” You shout and send a singularity, insanely dense beyond reason, far above your head then make a second violet down and put it in orbit around the supermassive black hole. “Bigger!” You shout and summon a third, then a fourth. Nine in total orbit above your head. If the Violet dawn was the solar system, then the new attack is a galaxy. You snarl in hate, your veins throbbing as your body scraped the barrel of go juice, then you throw it. The weapon of mass destruction, an attacked formed of your own spirit energy to eliminate something closer to country sized enemies than just enemies.
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You detach a tail, and pull Thor over to you before it hits, and the blast suddenly fills the sky. It tears through the upper ranks of the Frost giants, no more than that, it tears through the entire eastern half of Asgard. Forests, rivers, mountains, the world in front of you is enveloped in a massive violet light. You scream hate and bile, and fury at the group below you as the unchanging world of the Gods, as the world of Asgard, is forced to change below your power.

You laugh, an exhausted, the mad laugh Prometheus held when he stole fire for mankind. The laugh Pandora held when the world was damned. The laugh God had when he cast Lucifer out for doing exactly what he wanted. The blast turns the north half of Asgard into a ruin, and destroys the mountains that guard it from the north.

You fall to your knees and pant, exhausted. The SPXP flows into you because, com on the QM won’t punish you for a 100, and you look up at the ruins.

CHOOSE THREE!:
60 SPXP
Blade adaptation: Skill with blade is raised to 7 *
Nightmare symphony: Infuse your allies with your go juice to boost their power significantly without driving them crazy. Can be spread to a large number if your guitar is playing
Dakka cat: Able to summon an extra two tails to charge with cero power
Singularity boost: Can make a single extra strong singularity once per thread
Masochism: You damn well know what this does
Go juice boost: + * * to go juice
Cat Marking: Leave your smell on someone, and become able to track them anywhere in the omniverse.
Puss’ Boots: Leave a cero in a person or object, with a strength of your choice, that they can then discharge at will.
Hell Breaker: Send all of your go juice, every drop, as well as all your health into a single cero attack that is powerful enough to be considered within the realm of legend
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>>36598211
Ah, well. It was nice to be able to pretend we had a chance of making new alliances for a moment.
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>>36598211
Masochism
Hell Breaker
Puss’ Boots
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You kneel down and pant. Your body cracking and straining as it tries to fix the mess you made of your everything. You look up at the barren wasteland and smile. You wonder if that means you are able to damage more than a country. Fuck yeah. Ryoko was in that, Fuck no!

You sonido down to a white spot in the wastes, and see it is a shield of ice. The cield crumbles and the Ice kind and Ryoko are perfectly safe. “You saved her. Ah, proof Thor’s lot did you wrong?” You wonder.

He looks at you, then kneels as he coughs up blood. He wipes it away and shakes his head. “No, I said I would release her. It would be dishonorable if I let her be destroyed after such a marvelous display. I did give my word.” He says.

Damn it, I like him. Your stomach hurts too, and you are out of go juice. He also seems out of stuff, but without hesitating he releases the cage holding Ryoko and she quickly thaws. She shatters the ice surrounding her, then when she sees the king she punches him in the face. His already cero weakened body goes skipping across the ground, and she hisses.

[] Stop Ryoko. You’re good now
[] Let her kill him. No real skin off your nose.
[] Other, please specify
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>>36598211
>Singularity boost: Can make a single extra strong singularity once per thread
>Masochism: You damn well know what this does
>60 SPXP

>coexist ntedpki
If only we could captcha, if only we could.
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>>36598246
>[] Stop Ryoko. You’re good now
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>>36598246
>[] Stop Ryoko. You’re good now

I think Ryoko hates killing IIRC
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>>36598246

> [] Hug Ryoko
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>>36598211
>60 SPXP
>Masochism: You damn well know what this does
>Hell Breaker: Send all of your go juice, every drop, as well as all your health into a single cero attack that is powerful enough to be considered within the realm of legend
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>>36598211
Masochism, Nightmare Symphony, 60 SPXP
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>>36598246
[] Stop Ryoko. You’re good now
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>>36598211

Did we... did we just kill Valhalla? What just broke?

> Masochism
> 60 SPXP
> Nightmare Symphony

The last one I want for Battleship Jager
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>>36598211
Does the Hell Breaker hp drain add to the masochism boost?
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>>36598211
>60 SPXP
>Masochism: You damn well know what this does
>Go juice boost: + * * to go juice
We go through juice too quickly.

>>36598246
>[] Stop Ryoko. You’re good now
He seems a decent bloke.
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>>36598211
>60SPXP
>Masochism
>Hell Breaker
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>>36598211
>60 SPXP
>Masochism: You damn well know what this does
>Go juice boost: + * * to go juice

>>36598246
>[] Stop Ryoko. You’re good now
He's a nation leader who values education. That counts for something.
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>>36598341
It does not. It doesn't actually hurt
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>>36598211
>60SPXP
>Masochism
>Hell Breaker
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>>36598211
Is nightmare symphony like what we did with Ryouichi, except without any of the downsides, or is it more like a bard thing?
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>>36598396
Closer to bard. It is not permanent like Ryouichi, or as corrupting etc.

Looks like spxp maso and breaker are winning?
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>>36598366
In terms of Oh Shit Buttons, what would Hellbreaker count as? Lightbringer being the highest thing we have been hit with, how much of a percentile of Lightbringer would it be, and how many Zeroes would one Lightbringer be?
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>>36598211

POWAHS
>Nightmare symphony: Infuse your allies with your go juice to boost their power significantly without driving them crazy. Can be spread to a large number if your guitar is playing
We tend to fight in groups with allies. Why not?

>Masochism: You damn well know what this does
No explanation needed.

>Cat Marking: Leave your smell on someone, and become able to track them anywhere in the omniverse.

Lots of our buddies go missing. This will help find them, or mark enemies with a faint smell and help us track them.

>>36598246
>[x] Stop Ryoko. You’re good now

Fluffy tail hugs! Although perhaps leave her face exposed so that she can look like a silly fluffy tail orange with a face.
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>>36598211
>>36598211
>Masochism: You damn well know what this does
>Hell Breaker: Send all of your go juice, every drop, as well as all your health into a single cero attack that is powerful enough to be considered within the realm of legend

As for the third...
Nightmare Symphony sounds fucking awesome. It'd go great with botspam Jager and even if she doesn't botspam, then it's still awesome.

But 60spxp is enough to get us both Genesis, which can probably do close to the same thing, and it can also get
>Tickle me pink!: Increases rate of your third release charge. (ALL)
which we sorely need.
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>>36598334

I'd like to switch the 60 SPXP in this vote to Hell Breaker. Named abilities are too good to pass up, and the scene kind of calls for this ability to come unlocked.
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60 SPXP
Masochism
Hell Breaker
Nightmare Symphony

these seem to be the 4 most popular picks atm

Masochism is still available if we don't take it now but its the most common choice.

>>36598434
I'd agree with that
Maso and SPXP are definite shoe ins
and I'd back Breaker if a vote came up
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>>36598434

Is there any approximate ranking you would give these abilities? I have a feeling that each of the unique are worth quite a bit more than the 60 SPXP.
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>>36598494
Masochism is 97 SPXP in the pastebin
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>>36598435
See, you ask about lightbringer, but lightbringer is scary strong. Like, maybe was the big bang strong.

Breaker is hella powerful, way more powerful than anything you have at the moment.
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>>36598504
Original price was 100, but someone went and asked for a price reduction when they posted art.
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>>36598434

It's like Christmas! Murder Christmas! Also, we should totally bring Heiðrún back with us. Sin-Fin will be so happy.
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>>36598507
Thank you, because I had forgotten it was quite that powerful.

I say Hellbreaker is on the list. Maybe with it, we can finally make steps towards taking back Hueco Mundo. Or take the Wyrm's head.
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Okay, maso and spxp are locked I think.

It is between breaker and nightmare.
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>>36598469

I'm thinking that the named abilities that you have listed there are probably each 100 point powers on their own.

Looking at the power pastebin, I'm not sure what abilities we need SPXP for at this moment. Just a thought, feel free to weigh in with your counterpoints.
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>>36598557
Breaker.

I like nightmare, but in a contest between MORE BEAMSPAM and bardbuffs, I pick beamspam.
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>>36598557
big fucking tank emptying laser is a Risa tradition
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>>36598559
>I'm not sure what abilities we need SPXP for at this moment
Genesis was originally 100, we've got it down to 17 right now. So we could buy that and two more things in the ~20 range. Tickle Me Pink lets us 3rd release more often, so that's a good one. After that we either save the 23 we have left or throw it into one of the cero buffing powers
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>>36598557

I voted Hell Breaker before, still voting it now.

>>36598559

I personally want the SPXP for Abomination Cannon. Stack lasers upon lasers upon lasers.
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>>36598604
>>36598559

some combination of Genesis, Time Trial, and or one or more of the 20 SPXP Fluffy powers would be good imo
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>>36598557

Breaker is amazing for a, "It must die" attack
but...
Nightmare Symphony sound really good too

Can you give us anymore details on Nightmare Symphony so we don't have any buyer's remorse?

If I could be so bold, do you have a favorite that you would really like to write?
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>>36598557
Do we have to maintain Nightmare, or is it fire and forget?

Does Hell Breaker have to be fired at full Go-Juice/Health to have effect, or can it be used to great effect even if we're empty and close to death?
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>>36598604

> Was 100, is now 17
Dear god, the draw fags and write fags have been busy....
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>>36598557
Nightmare, since it means we can finally have combat allies again.
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>>36598635
I am fine with both which is why I put them! You just sort of fill your mates with your go juice in battle and it augments them.
>>36598640
Your guitar can maintain it without you doing anything.

You can fire it at any time, though if your go juice or health is lower then the effect will be lower as well.
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>>36598686

Well, I mean, is there a mechanic to it, or do they just become more awesome?

Also, what did we just use to level half of Valhalla?
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>>36598557
I vote Nightmare Symphony. We keep taking allies into battle, now we'll have a decent chance of them surviving.
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>>36598557
I got the 100, nightmare
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>>36598716
You know that attack where we take some WG ceros and make them orbit a singularity and it blows up big?

We made 9 of them at once.
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>>36598557
Hellbreaker
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>>36598557

If I have to pick, I'll go with Nightmare Symphony over Hellbreaker. Our mates are our rock, and this power is tremendously versatile.
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>>36598557
Hellbreaker seems more fitting. Also, if it is anything like what we just did, that's a really damn big cannon.
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>>36598743
>versatile

Its just a buff
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>>36598754
It's bigger than what we just did.
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>>36598686

Being kinda spergy here, sorry about that. But does Nightmare give a % based boost? Like say, would it give the same proportionate effect to Azzy that it would to 42? Or since Azzy is already super-powerful, would it not be that significant to her?
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>>36598557
>ultramegadeathGodkillerbeam or buff spell?

Hellbreaker por favor
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>>36598666
Very! A good chunk was from a few select, or just one.
>>36598716
It was you using up all your go juice to make nine violet dawns all firing at once! It was a painful, disgusting attack!

Looks like we should do a secure vote? Please type the number, and just the number, of the power you want. Voting closes in 5 minutes.

1 Hell Breaker
2 Nightmare symphony.

DO NOT LINK! DO NOT QUOTE!

JUST THE NUMBER
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2
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>>36598768
No, I will not update each character's character sheet with the % boost. It would effect Azzy the same as others, and it would boost based on your stats. Meaning speed, hand to hand, and go juice would be most boosted of all stats.
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>>36598820
>No, I will not update each character's character sheet with the % boost.
I don't think that's what he was asking.

I think what he meant is: Does it boost as
>A static boost of +X% of Risa's power
or
>A percentage boost of +Y% of the power of the person receiving the buff.

But it sounds like it's the former.
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>>36598861
Former I suppose
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2
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Closed.

Writing now
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>death beam
>>36598803
>>36598806
>>36598807
>>36598828
>>36598847

>buff
>>36598804
>>36598809

was late
>>36598881
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Looks like Hell Breaker won.

I'm okay with this even as a Nightmare Symphony supporter. Both are really good powers.
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>>36598888

The real question would be what the X% is. Either way, I'm content with whatever we end up with.

All I really want for certain is that we walk out of this deal with a super awesome baby liquor goat for Sin Fin and/or Ryoko.
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>>36598927
we could have got both if Maso was pushed to the side. We could have gotten it later since its still in the pastebin.

but my choice won so whatever
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>>36598927

I'd almost have taken Nightmare symphony and Hell breaker together with SPXP in place of masochism. However, I think we've gone down this road one too many times for us to NOT take this power now.

Also, something just broke, what with the "You aren't the real voices in my head" thing. My interest is peaked
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>>36598935
>mead
>liquor
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>>36598957

Never know Heidrun's children might come in a variety of flavors. A vodka goat that smells like potatoes, a red haired rum goat, a black haired rum goat, a fainting goat who produces fermented milk...
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>>36598979
I never knew I wanted a yogoat
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>>36598903

Secondary vote on what to do with SPXP. I think we are at 0 in reserve right now. Seems most people want Tickle Me Pink and Genesis. Banking afterward is a question
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>>36599035
enough left over for one of the 20 spxp Fluffy powers (I like Geyser)

then I say put the rest in Time something something attack to start whittling it down.
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>Posting/images will be down for a bit while we perform server maintenance.

damn it Moot
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4chan a shit
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Carnage Knight: Death fuels you, the more enemies you kill within a thread the higher your stats passively become. If at the end of a thread you are mid battle with something then your bonus will carry over to the start of the next thread until the battle ends.(H)
>Sadism: The more damage you inflict in a battle the stronger you become up to a fixed point. Buff persists across multiple threads so long as the battle continues. Stacks with Carnage Knight. (H)
>Masochism: The more damage you take in a battle the stronger you become up to a fixed point. Buff persists across multiple threads so long as the battle continues. Stacks with Carnage Knight.
>>Sadomasochism: The limits of your pain and pleasure are raised because you own both. You are a super freak and you love it.
Oh my.

It's missing the (H) after it tho. Unless it's not an (H) power, but then it's still missing the (whatever letter it be).
Hellbreaker is missing em too.
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>>36599165
Masochism is still in the powerset for buy paste.

Does that mean we can get a Double Masochism?
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Hey it's back!

>>36599165
>futa christmas_anal photography.png
anon, that's lewd.
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You leap on top of Ryoko and she snarl in hate. You ride her around until you feel her rage shift into an emotion you have long since forgot because you are a bad person. She looks back at you with a dark look, then blinks in confusion. She blushes slighty and says “Ah, sensei. Like, ah! Hold on, I was caught right? I punched that fucker and, like. Ah! Hold on, you are hugging me too tight!” She objects.

You push her at arm’s length and starts swishing your short skirt. ”Hey hey!” You say wiggling your hips. “Well?” You wonder.

“Yeah! You look really good in skirts! How should I put it, it’s like a refreshing breeze on a hot summer’s day!” She explains.

“Finally! Someone who appreciates me!” You say then double over, your stomach getting all bad places.

“Sensei, are you okay? Hey, blondie! Don’t you see she is uncomfortable! Get her a drink or something!” She commands.

“She is unwell?” The frost king asks.

“Ah! You!” Ryoko says raising her fists.

“It is a good educator you have. You should value you her more and not make her worry.” The ice king says.

Yeah! What he said! You fall to your knees and vomit up something that is—uh, I am not too sure how to describe it. It’s like an eye meets and octopus made of wires. It slips from your mouth and falls to the ground in a puddle of your fluid. Maybe it’s lewd fluid and Ryoko will throw bugs in your hair?
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The eye opens and you realize to see it you have to look a little up. Oh no. Oh fuck no. The eye floats up and you reach for it but it avoids you. You remember the small things around the Time Devourer, this looks like a fragment of a fragment of a fragment of a fragment etc. It spins in the air happily, then slams into the Ice king. He screams out a gush of untime, then you see his body swell with twisted power. A massive blade forms in his hand made of his own flesh, then he screams in hate as his body is transformed.

This is bad.

HQR 117 END!

You can still get both of them on your side! Don’t panic! Questions, concerns, comments, etc for a while I wait for time to stop being blue!
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>>36599256
>TC-Corrupted Frost Giant King.
Whelp...
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>>36599256
I want to eat him but we vomited part of him up...

thanks for running

Moot smells of stinky doo doo farts
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>We just accidentally a Norseland
oops
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>>36599256
Time for Genesis?
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>>36599302
I'd back it

also, somebody archive
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>>36599256
Archived. Thanks for the thread.
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>>36599256
If Revelation is buzzy, then what's HB like?
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I hope some of those options will be available for purchase in the pastebin later.
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>>36599336
It was kinda crazy there what with every power I've wanted and several I didn't know I wanted showing up all at once alongside a nice big chunk of spxp.

Can't say I'm dissatisfied with what we got tho.
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>>36599264
He can walk it off!
>>36599165
I will get around to it soon! I just wanted to get the thread out there since it has been a while!
>>36599184
Fixed
>>36599276
Thanks for playing
>>36599279
It can walk it off
>>36599323
Thank you for archiving and playing!
>>36599335
Sort of BUWAH! BUWAAAAAAAAHHHHH! KASHIN! BWOOOOOOOOM!
>>36599345
It was a 100! Had to at least be worth that much!
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>>36599349
>BUWAH! BUWAAAAAAAAHHHHH! KASHIN! BWOOOOOOOOM!
Exquisite.
I'm now realizing that I really wish I had a pic of Risa in a suit holding some WD40 and acting like a wine snob.
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>>36599349
what would a 100 on a roll for butt stuff be like?
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>>36599372
too much
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>>36599364
Ha ha, well maybe it will happen one day.
>>36599372
>>36599377
Pic related, Risa is the best at butt stuff and sex.

Also whoever posts Risa's daughter so much you should be ashamed!

Of being a scholar and a gentleman. She never got to watch her grow up so now she overcompensates.
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>>36599372
I suspect we'd make a Yoruichi. Somehow.
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>3am
>Tired as fuck
Thanks Azure, but I'm gonna go fuck off to my dirty bed instead of talking.
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>>36599391
I should get more pics
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>>36599391
>Risa draws a bunch of pictures of Yoruichi
>Shows them to Jager while screaming about how this is proof that they need to get married
>Jager puts them on the fridge and everyone wonders why Risa used the brown crayon to draw herself.
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>>36599256
Thanks for the thread.

>>36599302
I'd second it. Third it. Whatever.
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>>36599398
Sleep well!
>>36599410
Ah ha ha!
>>36599428
jager is very proud Risa did her best!
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>>36599428
Does Risa carry a picture of her and Jager on her person?
Could she show it to Yoruichi?
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>>36599454
Do you believe in spirit photography?

Okay Genesis seems confirmed. Will update before I go to sleep
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>>36599500
but AE, you are already asleep. This entire thread was a dream.
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>>36599535
Well it's a good thing I already updated it!
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>>36599535
wake up
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That's it for me! If you have any other questions I will try to check the thread when I wake up, or I also have an ask.fm and a twitter!

Goodnight!
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>>36599977
Will we be able to pick up scent marking or nightmare at a later time?
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>>36601443
Probably not, but it's ok.



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