You are Princess Sonriel Sutkezasael Impron Xophoetaron! Heir to the ebon and bone throne of the Demonlands, and a champion of love and justice. Together with your demonic cat, blood seeking mace, made scientist best friend, and musclehead mage buddy, you are questing to locate and win the Princess Battle Tournament, a multinational contest to determine the figurehead leader of the Allied Kingdoms!>Current Level - Pretender Princess>XP - 0>Unlocked Modes: Passion and Heart.>http://pastebin.com/eGUgd8p8>Wh-what do modes mean?! Rather than give you a laundry list of abilities to keep track of, the Princess can enter different 'modes' during combat. Swap between them as the situation evolves! Unlock more via sidequests! Raise social links with your allies to unlock modes with them! Gather Heart Points to spend them on special cosmetic items for different modes! That last one isn't real, though.>...It sounds complicated, but let's be real: It is just going to tell me what set of tools you want to see the princess using at that stage in combat."So, Sonri, do you have any idea at all where the Princess Battle Tournament is being held at?" Areli askss you, leaning against the gate while you finish supplying (that is to say, your servants do that) your Fel Stalker with the goods required to go on a trip.Of course you do! "It's in the Allied Kingdoms, Areli. Why, you should know that." You plant your hands on your hips and shake your head sadly. All those muscles must be affecting his brain.Areli sucks in a heavy breath, his gaze pointedly looking at anything but you, and then lets out a deep, defeated, discontent sigh.>Ride to Krabakahn, the Wastelands. Nomadic city states ride in giant land-flotillas.>Towards Yelsiviek, Kingdom of the Sun. A land of eternal darkness, filled with sun-worshipping bat people. They're quite nice, though.>Citadel of Aphrodine. A giant city fortress rules the surrounding lands in the name of their goddess.
>>36581571>>Towards Yelsiviek, Kingdom of the Sun. A land of eternal darkness, filled with sun-worshipping bat people. They're quite nice, though.CheeryHappy to see you Chief
>>36581571>Citadel of Aphrodine. A giant city fortress rules the surrounding lands in the name of their goddess.Laying waste to a city fortress is what evil does. So we should definitely go befriend it.
>>36581571>>Towards Yelsiviek, Kingdom of the Sun. A land of eternal darkness, filled with sun-worshipping bat people. They're quite nice, though.
>>36581571>Citadel of Aphrodine. A giant city fortress rules the surrounding lands in the name of their goddess.Big buildings!
>>36581602It is good to see you too, anon. I was thinking about you all day...
>>36581571>Towards Yelsiviek, Kingdom of the Sun. A land of eternal darkness, filled with sun-worshipping bat people. They're quite nice, though.The fact that krabakahn is a flotilla and not a single giant mutant crab disappoints me.
>>36581626I don't know what time zone you're in, but, JACKPOT!
>>36581571>Towards Yelsiviek, Kingdom of the Sun. A land of eternal darkness, filled with sun-worshipping bat people. They're quite nice, though.Spooky bat town.Fruit bats, Vampire bats, or both?
>>36581571>>Towards Yelsiviek, Kingdom of the Sun. A land of eternal darkness, filled with sun-worshipping bat people. They're quite nice, though.Sounds like a good time.
>>36581571>>Towards Yelsiviek, Kingdom of the Sun. A land of eternal darkness, filled with sun-worshipping bat people. They're quite nice, though.We can't stop here, this is bat county^H^H^H^H^H^Hkingdom.
>>36581571>Citadel of Aphrodine. A giant city fortress rules the surrounding lands in the name of their goddess.
>>36581680They certainly do a lot of blood magic...Looks like spookybats win. Prepare for the shirtless lancer assault.
>>36581571>>Ride to Krabakahn, the Wastelands. Nomadic city states ride in giant land-flotillas.
>>36581717Sure, let's bring an umbrella so we don't get shat on
Melody clears her throat, wresting a gigantic wrench on her shoulder. "Ah, perhaps we should head to Yelsiviek first? There are only three border kingdoms, and that one is close enough, really."With a disgusted noise, Areli shakes his head. "No, no, no. I'm not dealing with those zotz assholes. They're fucking everywhere. Seriously. Princess, Yelsiviek's tourism has gone down every year since it was created. It's just not a fun place."Melody taps the wrench on her shoulder, "They're all so nice, though..."Lots of nice people? They sound like a wonderful way to start gathering subjects! "Alright! If there are that many people, then certainly their support would lend credence to my claim to enter the princess battle tournament!" With that, you mount (are lifted up by a few subjects and placed side saddle onto) your Fel Stalker, and point straight ahead. "To Yelsiviek!""Do you know which direction it is in?" Areli asks, pushing up his glasses.With a brilliant smile, "Nope!"Melody 'tsk, tsk's Areli and pulls out a strange looking device. "Never fear, we Doktors have once again prevailed where any multitude of devilish contracts could not succeed. I've uploaded a complete map of the demonlands into this device, allowing us to know exactly where we are at any given time!" My god. The fate of where you are going isn't left to the hands of some sort of... dice toss. Perhaps three of them, with the best roll being counted?With a shrug, the felmagi just starts walking through the gate. "Lead on then, oh brilliant scientist."And she does.The Demonlands are a dangerous place, though. Melody has charted two paths to Yelsiviek. Which route do you take?>Through the sulfur flats of Duke Yrdreldel. He's hated your father forever. Leads the pythiasmus cult of snake men.>Around Hate Mountain, earthen throne of Magmarious. He hates your dad. Has devil ogres at his command.
>>36581953B-but what's the fun of adventure if you don't get lost!?>Around Hate Mountain, earthen throne of Magmarious. He hates your dad. Has devil ogres at his command.Sounds fun.
>>36581953>Around Hate Mountain, earthen throne of Magmarious. He hates your dad. Has devil ogres at his command.Sounds similar to oni. Or maybe not? Not sure.
>>36581953Hate Mountain sounds metal as fuck. We have to go there and get a Devil Ogre.
>>36581953>>Around Hate Mountain, earthen throne of Magmarious. He hates your dad. Has devil ogres at his command.>not otssing dice to decide where to goLame
>>36581953Let's go with the one that->they both hate dadnevermind>Around Hate Mountain, earthen throne of Magmarious. He hates your dad. Has devil ogres at his command.Get a bird's eye view of things while we're there.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>36581953>Around Hate Mountain, earthen throne of Magmarious. He hates your dad. Has devil ogres at his command.rolling just for good measure anyway
>>36581953>Through the sulfur flats of Duke Yrdreldel. He's hated your father forever. Leads the pythiasmus cult of snake men.
>>36581953Better bring a growler or large flask. I'd imagine they won't like lightweights
>>36581953>Around Hate Mountain, earthen throne of Magmarious. He hates your dad. Has devil ogres at his command.Just make sure no one tries to toss the princess's ring into any lava.
I made this to start keeping track.
>>36581953>Around Hate Mountain, earthen throne of Magmarious. He hates your dad. Has devil ogres at his command.
>>36582088>Through the sulfur flats of Duke Yrdreldel. He's hated your father forever. Leads the pythiasmus cult of snake men.
Here on Hate Mountain we specialize in Hate.Give me a d20 roll.
>>36581953>>Around Hate Mountain, earthen throne of Magmarious. He hates your dad. Has devil ogres at his command.Say no to sulfur!
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>36582111
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>36582111No, love.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>36582111For what?
>>36581953>>Around Hate Mountain, earthen throne of Magmarious. He hates your dad. Has devil ogres at his command.
>>36581953>Hate MountainChosen mainly because it doesn't smell like farts (sulfur flats) and I think that would be the in character deciding factor.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>36582111woo first time rolling in a chief quest
>>36582117I am okay with this.
>>36582117Oh, I guess I should be happy, but I kinda wanted something dumb to happen
>>36582117That's a whole lot of hate.
>>36582137Something silly probably still will.That's how Chief-dice work. The more they go away from 10 the better.
>>36582117oh, I was expecting failure, not this
>>36582157...I could delete it if that'd make you happy?
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>36582162NOBAD ANON
>>36582128>Not choosing Hate Mountain because it's Hate Mountain. When given two choices I always pick the one that would be illustrated by Luis Royo
>>36582077NeatPoP is kinda hard to read though
Oh yes, being the daughter of a tyrant always works out so well.
>>36582117Glory be unto thee, anonymous.Whew, happy I didn't miss too much of the thread.And I'm happy with the choices too! Bat people are cute as fuck, and snake people are bad (remember the traitorous necromancer faggot, I think he was a snakeperson, if not then the faggot in the lich tournament was).
>>36582213Goddamn it I still need to read that one (knocked out Irredeemable and Incorruptable first, stand by that choice).
You're only a few hours into the wastes when Arelia clears his throat, "Ah, Sonri? I was wondering, have you ever travelled before?""No, father always said that virtually the entire demonlands wanted him dead, so to avoid leaving the capital if at all possible." You're grown up now, so you have the ability to leave whenever you want! You were just too busy preparing for the Princess Battle Tournament to really consider travelling, however."Ah, doesn't that mean there are leagues of land filled with people who hate your father?""Yes, of course." Your father did wrong a great deal of people, after all.Areli pushes up his glasses. "And, following that thought, they'd also hate you?""I don't see why anyone would ever hate me." You're a perfect princess, after all.A creature slithers up out of your shadow with scythe-like arms and lashes out at you! With a flick of your wrist you shoot it with a Love Blast, causing it to sneeze immediately. Your fel stalker turns onto the distracted foe and begins ripping it to shreds while you dismount and dust off your shoes.Another one springs up, but you're ready for it, slamming down on your shadow with your magical scepter, and crushing the snake beast. It's blood is warm and flows freely on your scepter. You give a wave at Areli as he dashes over here. "Oh, don't worry about it! I'm used to this sort of thing. Assassins attacked me in the capital all the time, you see."Melody makes a face. "I should probably make some sort of aetheric field generator that scrambles attempted teleportations in the immediate vicinity, too." She pulls out a memo pad and begins scribbling down notes. What a handy gal!Areli stops dead in his tracks and just sorta looks at you. Poor guy! Bet he feels a little useless now.>Tell Areli that just because he is bad at being a bodyguard doesn't mean he should be depressed.>Ask Melody what she would need to create a device like that, anyway.
>>36582314>Tell Areli that just because he is bad at being a bodyguard doesn't mean he should be depressed.Hug! Hug! Hug!
>>36582314>Tell Areli that just because he is bad at being a bodyguard doesn't mean he should be depressed.Poor guy. Maybe give him a pat on the head or something?
>>36582314>Tell Areli that just because he is bad at being a bodyguard doesn't mean he should be depressed.
>>36582314>Tell Areli that just because he is bad at being a bodyguard doesn't mean he should be depressed.There there, at least his gleaming muscles will distract any gay assassin dudes, and maybe even some girls.
>>36582314>Tell Areli that just because he is bad at being a bodyguard doesn't mean he should be depressed.We have no tact!
>>36582314>>Tell Areli that just because he is bad at being a bodyguard doesn't mean he should be depressed.It's okay, you can guard her body next time, Princess Promise
>>36582314>Ask Melody what she would need to create a device like that, anyway.We shouldn't distract Areli from his very important bodyguard work.
>>36582314>>Ask Melody what she would need to create a device like that, anyway.
>>36582314>Ask Melody what she would need to create a device like that, anyway.
>>36582314>>Tell Areli that just because he is bad at being a bodyguard doesn't mean he should be depressed.>>Ask Melody what she would need to create a device like that, anyway.The first one casually, the second one seriously.
operation cheer up areli is goroll a d20
>>36582314>Tell Areli you're sure he'll find something he's the best at>Ask Melody what she would need to create a device like that
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>36582428
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>36582428Super cheering power!
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>36582428
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>36582428TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT
>>36582428Hey were making a Princess Promise, the most sacred of promises, he better be fine
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>36582428Dice.
>>36582446A fraction of a second late. 18 isn't bad though.
>>36582446>first 20 I ever roll in a quest isn't eligible to be counted
>>36582446Haha, nice miss! Still too few 1s in this quest but at least this is on the right path.
Its not like we need to cheer him up with a crit...
>>36582446Two crits is too strong. Much too strong! So I'm glad it didn't happen.>>36582445Alright. Time for the princess to let her charm go to work.
>>36582475God, I know that feel.Was in Chief's previous quest too
>>36582446The things that could have happened...
>>36582515I must ask: what is the status of shipping in that Quest?
Was there ever a quest that imploded due to too much crit?
>>36582549I've been in a few threads that were basically crits the entire time, which did fuck up short term plans, but no entire quest.
>>36582543too new to tell right now.
>>36582549Yes. But that was under miserable QM's command. Chief could handle any amount of crits.
>>36582549There's Bleach Quest, which I believe already has a rep for the absurd number of crits rolled in most sessions and resulted in the utter derailment of the canon in the first five minutes
>>36582549It hasn't imploded or anything, but Magical Green Jobber Lumiere can't roll to save her life literlly
>>36582584It didn't implode because of the crits though.
>>36582549If a QM is the kind of person to get butthurt when their players succeed, they shouldn't run Quests.
>>36582621No but you can't say it wasn't a ride and a half
>>36582609well that's just staying true to green lanterns
>>36582609The last roll makes me begin to think the universe like to fuck her over.
>>36582549i miss ogre civ questThough that one EXISTED because too much crit.
>>36582688I miss fungus civ questIt never continued beyond finding out the locked down place is half ice half fire, right?
Right I don't mind the hug shit but can we still ask about the Anti-Teleportation device now? It sounds like a great way not to get ganked.
>>36582782Sounded like Melody is planning it already. I'm sure she'll let us know if we have to go out of our way for parts.
"Ah, Areli! You seem to be pretty down. What's the matter?" You start to get back onto your cat, after it is done eating the entrails of the would be assassin, and look down at the felmagi.He crosses his arms and looks a bit uncomfortable. "Well, I mean. That was the very first attack on you since we started traveling, right? And I was totally useless. Didn't see them coming, didn't know they were here, didn't even get a good look at them before you took them out. Makes me feel pretty pointless, you know?"You tilt your head, "Am I supposed to get sliced up for your ego, Areli?" The mage just shrugs, "Look, I can handle myself when it comes to assassinations. I've plenty of practice. When we run into those devil ogres on mount hate, I'll need you around for that, won't I? I'll need you to guard my body then. Besides, didn't I ask you to go on this trip?""I guess," He sighs. What a glum chum."C'mon, get onto Meowlington," You pat the fel stalker's back, "And you'll feel right as rain. That's a princess promise." You deliver a devastating wink that annihilates his stubborn attempts to cling to manliness, and he just passively gets on the cat.>You increased the Areli Social Link! You get nothing from it. Keep climbing levels because you must. The ladder of life continues without end, pilgrim.Melody was watching the display silently, then rides up on her mechanically enhanced terrordile. "All better? Alright, let's keep moving. We've got a while to go before we reach Hate Mountain, and I don't want to be out in the wilds during daytime."The night is traditionally when demons move about, but the real creepy horrors come out during the day. The demonland wilds are not a friendly place.>Chat up about the Anti-Teleportation thing with Melody.>Make a super brisk pace to try and reach Hate Mountain by daybreak.
>>36582853>Chat up about the Anti-Teleportation thing with Melody.Oh boy oh boy TECH
>>36582853>Chat up about the Anti-Teleportation thing with Melody.
>>36582853>>Chat up about the Anti-Teleportation thing with Melody.
>>36582853>Chat up about the Anti-Teleportation thing with Melody.Choosing a fast forward option ever.
>>36582853>>Chat up about the Anti-Teleportation thing with Melody.>dat winkAreli didn't stand a chance
>>36582853>Chat up about the Anti-Teleportation thing with Melody.Any horrors show up and they're gonna get befriended.
>>36582853>I'll need you to guard my body then.
>>36582853>>You increased the Areli Social Link! You get nothing from it. Keep climbing levels because you must. The ladder of life continues without end, pilgrim.Now I expect a list of Social Links to appear on our sheet, and we'll invariably hivemind to get all of them as high as possible.
>>36582853>Chat up about the Anti-Teleportation thing with Melody
>>36582853...Guess I'll have to make a ladder for later too.becauseI want it.
>>36582609She only jobs when green, she's pretty good when orange or yellow.
>>36582954And then there was violet.
>>36582609>can't roll to save her life literllyOh? Mind elaborating?
>>36582978She has literally died, she was resuscitated thoughShe may have also crit failed so hard last session she destroyed a planet. We're all waiting to find out today.
>>36582978Not really much to it beyond near constant critfails in clutch moments.
We should take andvantage of the mountainous environment and train our endurance while we travel.
>>36583002>clutch momentsEvery moment.She critfailed saving people from a burning building, and that is pretty much heroing 101.
>>36582994Actually, more like two planets and the entire male portion of the green lantern corp. Still, there's a small chance someone will step in and save our ass. Maybe.
>>36582994I have a desperate plan that may save her ass
>>36583039Yeah Clarissa. The best Green Lantern.
Not that I hate GLQ or anything, but can we not talk about another quest in someone else's thread.
Teleporter, you say?Give me a d20! Maybe the Princess can inspire Melody!
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>36583067DILDO INSPIRATION
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>36583067Ganbatte Melody
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>36583067CRIT YO SHIT
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>36583067
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>36583067
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>36583067
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>36583075ghost /qtg/'s still work, so that argument don't work
>>36583039Pretty sure that's the entire corp. Also, pretty much all the members of the Star Saphire are on one of the planets. But I think we have one last hope to turn the situation to our advantage
>>36583074L8. Clearly Melody doesn't know what she's doing.
>>36583068>>36583070>>36583073and mine>>36583074You guys roll too quickly.Or maybe I should blame captcha. gimme numbers not letters!
>>36583068>>36583070>>36583073But... she's actually useful.. WHY DO YOU DO THIS DICE>>36583074
>>36583099What? Sinestro bugging out and pulling us into the antimatter universe while and hopefully dragging Mogo, the GL Corps and Star Sapphires with us?
>>36583073That's certainly a boring roll. Alright. Writing!
>>36583111I guess the middle of the Wilderness around Hate Mountain isn't the best place to try and create complicated devices.
Rolled 13 (1d20)I pray for more crits
>>36583140Eh, just have Mel blow us off by saying she needs to do more research about (insert endless stream of nonsense technomagibabble) - and oh look we're here/getting ambushed!
>>36583181be careful what you wish for.Not all crits are created equal
>>36583201They are all equally fun though
>>36583201Actually they cancel each other out... it's just that they're not always the kind you want.
>>36583201He's not in it for story or accomplishing anything anon, he's here hoping to watch a train wreck. I'm guessing he can't actually identify with the Mc and thus can really immerse himself as the protagonist. Anyway, don't try engaging, it doesn't work.
>>36583248>I'm guessing he can't actually identify with the Mc and thus can really immerse himself as the protagonist.you're wrong, I'm the mc irl
How many rolls are taken into account?
>>36583303best of 3
>>36583294You are the daughter of an evil overlord whose enemies send assassins after you on an hourly basis? That explains a lot actually.
>>36583128I swear I'll stop talking about other quests in this thread after thisIf Lumi puts on the Yellow Ring while wearing the the Pink one, her mind will focus both on love and on fear, with the Pink one still portaling people she care about. So, either that'll summon the Anti-monitor, of which Lumi is scare and who has enough power for stopping an incoming planet to his face, but probably not enough to stop and incoming planet to his face and fight two corps + others at once without his Manhunters minions. Or it will act on Lumi's deep fear and portal everyone she cares about out of the way, preventing anyone from dying of planetary collision
>>36583405Could work. Would definitely get us kicked outf the cores though.
"Melody?" You begin as the fel stalker begins its plodding pace forward. "You mentioned an anti-aetheric field manipulation generator with subthermic telegraphic properties, didn't you?"The doktor shakes her head, "No. Princess, don't try to keep up with the terminology, it is just embarrassing." You hang your head in disappointment. "But, I can do something about, well, some of the teleports at least.""Oh? What kinds?"Melody crosses her arms, looking around her. "Well, blood channelling, shadow ports, combat blinks. The usual stuff. I won't be able to stop dimensional portals, obviously," Obviously. "But any of the short range surprise attacks should have a good bit of stopping put into them. It's just a small scale version of anti-siege tech we've implemented in fortresses since time immemorial." Well, the past ten years at least. The Doktor Corp was one of the few institutions your father kept around when he defeated their demon lord."I see! And how quickly could you make it? It'd make me so relieved to not have to worry about being shanked by assassins quite as much. It really dries out my scalp." Your hair is important to the image of a princess, after all. These magnificent drills didn't just spring into being naturally.With a chuckle, the doktor shakes her head, "Well, it'd take me a bit. We'd have to stumble upon the parts we need unless we make a direct visit to the Fortress of Mad on the Mountain of Hate. It's got a fairly bustling bazaar. Could probably pick up what I need there."Well, you're going to be heading out that way, anyway, right? Areli lifts one hand up, "Ah, The Fortress of Mad has the silver belt Felmagi order there. I could swap some contracts there as well.""Sounds like a wonderful place! I'm sure they could use a visit from the princess to cheer them up, as well.">Swing by the Fortress of Mad undercover.>Show up to the Fortress of Mad openly.>Just bypass the whole detour completely.
Gonna take a small break to take care of some errands, feel free to vote! I'll be back within the hour, hopefully. Gotta make lunch, too, though.
>>36583474>Show up to the Fortress of Mad openly.We're a princess, this is not a sneaking mission
>>36583474>Show up to the Fortress of Mad openly.
>>36583474>>Swing by the Fortress of Mad undercover>Buy a book that will teach you how to keep up with the terminology
>>36583474>Under cover mission!I just want to see the crew fail miserably at blending in. So many hate ogre demon stereotypes to play on.
>>36583474>>Show up to the Fortress of Mad openly.Why should the Princess hide
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>36583503>Gotta make lunch, too, though.rolling to make food
>>36583474>Show up to the Fortress of Mad openly.THEY LOVE US
>>36583474>Show up to the Fortress of Mad openly."Hi! I'm Princess Sonriel Sutkezasael Impron Xophoetaron! Heir to the ebon and bone throne of the Demonlands."
>>36583474>>Swing by the Fortress of Mad undercover.Got to go incogneto. Don't want Princess fans hounding us when we get our shit.
>>36583474>Swing by the Fortress of Mad undercover.
>>36583474>Show up to the Fortress of Mad openly.Why should we go undercover, clearly everyone will adore us.
>>36583474>Show up to the Fortress of Mad openly>Have pleasant tea with the madmen there
>>36583474>>Show up to the Fortress of Mad openly.Because fuck stealth, we're important.
>>36583474>>Swing by the Fortress of Mad undercover.We're the smart, mature daughter of the demon lord, we know how these things are done!
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>36583534That's not how you make food.It's not too late to save Chief's lunch!
>>36583448well thats a preferable alternative to getting everyone killed I would imagine...>>36583474>Swing by the Fortress of Mad undercover.
>>36583474>how up to the Fortress of Mad openly.
Here we go. Just for fun.Left room for later party members.
>>You're in Love, Weak at the Knees - The Princess slows the enemies and speeds up her allies!Would you a Kenny, Chief?I would.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>36583820I don't get it.
>>36583790>MollecularIsn't that spelt with just one L?
>>36583839Melody is good at science, not at spelling.
>>36583857She also thinks F = m*v instead of F = m*a...
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>36583879"toghethertwo instances.
>>36583886*sight* fixed.again. anything else? I haven't read up on my physics in a long time...
>>36583879>>36583942I think he means that you spelled it "togheter" instead of "together".
>>36583886Could be referring to some special relativity thing, you knowDon't have it at hand, but something like m/(1-sqrt(v/c))=E or something?
>>36583942There's only on "h" in "together".
An open visit is the popular one, it seems! Alrighty. That wins the vote. I'll write before finding lunch.
>>36583959I'm just gonna change that one.It wasn't that good anyway.
>>36584004*only ONE "h"I am spel gud
>>36584019still has the typo of 'together' in "Edison's Enemies, Toghether at last!"
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>36584011It's what Shax would've done.
>>36584038Hoping this is the last one.Seems I need read more books and less internet comments.
>>36583942Kung Fu Pandemonium, Xiaolin Asskicking, Roundhouse for kick and LM,BF are punny but contain no relationship stuff
>>36584097Punny's good enough for me. It'll probably fit the quest to a T.
>>36583836http://youtu.be/4nyHPIcbn88>I'm in love>Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
>>36584097>>36584126That is unless you have better suggestions.Seriously, it'll be fun! Gimme your best puns!
>>36584167The only one I can come up with is a terrible one based off of Kung Pow: Kung Pals.
>>36584167Little mac, Big buds maybe>>36584202Kung Pals: Enter the Fist works better
>>36584270Something to do with Righteous Friendship?
Sorry, a cat curled up in my lap and wanted to be petted so I didn't write for a while. Should be done soon.
I just hope we get an EGL armored dress that menaces with bone-white lace and spikes of black iron.
>>36584544>not having dresses that are pink and white and cheerfulI think you misunderstand this princess, anon.
>>36584537That's understandable Chief
Now that I think about it, isn't having a united demonlands good for the surrounding areas? If the demonlands are under daddy's tyranic rule, they might be more concerned with murdering daddy than raiding the Allied lands.
>>36584574Porque no los dos?Tl note: porque no los dos means why not both?
>>36584595Or he could be planning an invasion with the combined might of the Demonlands
>>36584537A perfectly understandable reason for a delayed update.I miss having cats... Sucks living in a place with a no pets policy and having too hectic a work schedule to take care of a pet even if it were allowed...
>>36584620Well if we were the figurehead ruler, daddy wouldn't need to invade!
"So, I was thinking that we should probably sneak into the Fortress," Melody begins, "If assassins are going to be a problem." She slaps her wrench into an open palm a few times as if to emphasis how she fixes problems.You scoff. It's a good scoff. Derisive without being truly insulting. "Me? Sneaking! Hah! I would be awful at it. And also, I am a princess! I will not skulk into a situation, no matter what it may be. That's for cowards and commoners."The rest of the trip through the wastes is relatively uneventful, only running into a few horrible monsters, and you make camp for the daylight hours. You find out that Areli is a really good chef! He packed lots of ingredients into his rations and decided that he was going to give you meals that even a princess would approve of! He didn't, but, still he tried. So you don't say anything. Telling the truth always can be harsh, and you are a kind princess.You don't make great time, but you eventually reach the Foothills of Anger, and are on high alert for demon ogres. Most of the demon ogres are your friends, but the ones loyal to Magmarious are not to be trifled with. Magma burns in their veins, and madness smoulders in their eyes. So, pretty normal stuff. But, they have guns. Yes, guns. Magmarious is an early adopter of technology, and when rifle making started kicking up in one of the distant Allied Kingdoms, he blood teleported a large amount of his associates in there to steal them from it. Guns aren't much use against your father, though..."The foothills are a great sparring place," Areli says, some pep getting back into him after the meal and rest, "I've punched it out with a ton of ogres in the past. I wonder if any of my old friends are out here...">Let Areli go out and find an ogre to punch.>Make a bee line to Hate Mountain.>Try to move cautiously, slowly, and also in a way that finds side quests maybe.
>>36584812>Try to move cautiously, slowly, and also in a way that finds side quests maybe.Side Quests are the magic words.
>>36584620Are you implying that daddy dearest is planning an all out campaign of conquest and subjugation for these allied territories if they have the indecency to not bow before our superior claim to (figurehead) ruler ship? Really I just thought he was waiting for us to get some minor/major/lethal injury as a pretext, but I guess he could actually care about appearances.
>>36584812>Try to move cautiously, slowly, and also in a way that finds side quests maybe.Side quests!
>>36584812>Try to move cautiously, slowly, and also in a way that finds side quests maybe.Did somebody say side quests?
>>36584812>>Try to move cautiously, slowly, and also in a way that finds side quests maybe.Not for Areli or anythingIt's sightseeing, Sightseeing
>>36584812>Try to move cautiously, slowly, and also in a way that finds cute animals to pet maybe.
>>36584812>>Try to move cautiously, slowly, and also in a way that finds side quests maybe.>Let Areli go out and find an ogre to punch if he wants to
>>36584812How smart are these demon ogres? Do they know magic? Are they actually malicious or just boisterous and hotblooded?
>>36584812>make a beeline for hate mountainWe said we would have him for a bodyguard once we got to magmarius's domain. We would be remiss to go against a princess promise.
>>36584880We never said we would go to that place as soon as possible.
>>36584812>Let the Punch Mage find a Punch Monk to bro it up with (via Punching).As a princess it is our duty to make sure our pets- I mean subjects...ok, I mean pets - have fulfilling lives in their serves to us. Also, I want an angry, drunk, Buddhist-ish, Ogre Punch Monk who tends to go Indiana Jones and shoot things in actual fights!
>>36584902Good point. We should acquire a train of supplic-followers.
thas a lot of sidequest votesAlright! Give me a d20 to your Use Rope and Find Sidequest skill check!
>>36584812>Let Areli go out and find an ogre to punch.
Will we get a harem?
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>36584982
>>36584875could be dominions style Oni, so stupid magicians and malicious
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>36584982Be cute be cute be cuteBe fun be fun be fun
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>>36584990You already have one, anon. I'm it.>>36584995Princess Average. You will receive  x Average Side Quest.Writing.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>36585038I fear to think what would have happened if we'd gotten a critfail side quest
>>36585049You'd receive  x Side Quest for a Character No One Will Like
>>36585084Can we send muscle mage ahead?
>>36585084>encounter Drizzt who immediately latches onHeh. Nothing personnel kid.
>>36585084What if we like characters that no one likes?
>>36585122that happened last quest
>>36585084We are a princes of course we will like them.its that our form of liking differs between subjects.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>36585122Then, anon, you are a nobody, and not one of us here cares about you.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>36585131Just don't make it a girl this time
>>36585149that reminds that I have awesome male character art that I need to put into this quest somehow
>>36585161How about a dreamy hero prince, that we totally make fall for us.
>>36585161Well we are going to meet some princesses, I bet we aren't the only one that brought a guard for their body
>>36585049I'd imagine something like this
>>36585161Just throw him at us randomly till he sticks. Kind of like a game of darts with live bats.
>>36585161There anything that says a male can't be a princess?
>>36585161A sexy sorceror who falls for our punchwizard?
>>36585201Don't even start the trap hype.
>>36585205If that's happening, he better be an antagonistic kuudere/tsundere hybrid.
>>36585201Bara princess plz
>>36585227>>36585205>implying it wont be a reverse trap.
>>36585235>Implying it won't be a trap that thinks its a reverse trap disguised as a trap
>>36585218While I do very much love a trap, I was more thinking a hot, muscular, guy princess instead.
Rolled 83 (1d100)what if they're genderless
>>36585268Because princesses are female.That's like, the definition of princess.
>>36585277We don't even need holes to bump uglies anon.
>>36585300Nah, there could be all kinds of situations where a princess is male.Like sex change magic or liking the title princess better or there being an inane rule that there can only be one prince so the second twin was declared a princess
>>36585218Less a trap and more a big burly muscle man that actually believes he is a princess and dresses/acts accordingly.
>>36585300I don't think you understand.
>>36585351He should become our bestest of besties friends and his name should be Samantha.
>>36585332>so the second twin was declared a princessYes, go on.
Wow! This quest looks fun.Can we consume the flesh of the living? I like it when things consume the flesh of the living.
"Come, princess, we must make haste to the Mountain!" Melody says, eager to be on the way and get to the bazaar and the potential technologies it contains. "Areli can punch things whenever he wants."You look to Areli, "It's true. I can summon Combat Devils to practice with me." You're curious as to what a combat devil might look like. "However, I argue that we should go a bit slower. You haven't seen the countryside much, right? No travelling outside the capital and all that? Why not get to know the land you're going to rule?" He's got an excellent point! And Melody agrees, looking a bit embarrassed that she didn't think of it.So, you decide to take a leisurely stroll through the foothills. There are many spirit gates, structures the demon ogres made to rip souls out from the underworld and enslave, dotting the foothills. The demonlands exist close to the mesh that connects the world to the underworld, allowing gates like this to exist. Enslaved souls are some of the primary workforce at Hate Mountain, making them quite industrious.One gate, however, is shut down. And guarded by two interesting looking people. "Halt. This gate is under restriction for connections to the Laemyrian Fields." The people guarding the gate are two Laemyrian guardians. The demonlands have a rough alliance with them, and it'd be best to not disrupt diplomatic relations with the country."I am Princess Sonriel. May I inquire as to what the nature of the connection is?"The bunny-eared guardian looks surprised, but the wolf-like one seems upset. "Ah! Princess? One of your ogres went rogue and tapped our underworld for slaves. This gate is restricted until we recover the ancestor spirits." How horrible! Lymerians have a closed underworld, one filled with reincarnation cycles.>Offer to help, take the bunny.>Offer to help, take the wolf.>Offer to help by going to Hate Mountain and asking for assistance there.>See if Areli knows anyone locally to find the rogue ogre.
>>36585534>>See if Areli knows anyone locally to find the rogue ogre.He's got friends on this side
>>36585534>Offer to help, take both.
>>36585534>>Offer to help, take the bunny.Bunnies are adorable and befitting of a princess.Also the wolf might not get along with our mount.We're keeping them, right?
>>36585530No, we're a prim and proper dignified princess.>>36585534>Offer to help, take the wolf.touch fluffy tail
>>36585428It was decided that the second twin would be sent to a realm accross the sea to marry its heir.Who turns out to be the daughter of the Amazon Queen
>>36585534> See if Adeline knows anyone(Giving qm the opportunity to introduce more characters is always the right option)
>>36585555One of them needs to stay and guard the gate
>>36585534>Offer to help, take the bunny
>>36585555or if we can't chose both, than the bunny. I like eye patches.
>>36585534>>36585555This, but if we can't do that then>Offer to help, take the wolf.
>>36585576Man auto correct is a terrible thing.
>>36585570The properly cooked and excellently prepared flesh of the recently living, then?
>>36585534>Offer to help, take the bunny.>See if Areli knows anyone locally to find the rogue ogre.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>36585534>>Offer to help, take the bunny.
>>36585534>>Offer to help, take the bunny.>>See if Areli knows anyone locally to find the rogue ogre.
>>36585534>>Offer to help, take the wolf.>See if Areli knows anyone locally to find the rogue ogre.
>>36585534>Offer to help, take the wolf.>See if Areli knows anyone locally to find the rogue ogre.Wolfgirl a best, bunny a shit eaten by wolfgirl
>>36585534>Offer to help, take the bunny.
>>36585534>>See if Areli knows anyone locally to find the rogue ogre.I'm good with any choice as long as this is chosen as well.
>>36585530Raz plz>>36585534>>See if Areli knows anyone locally to find the rogue ogre.>Offer to help, take the bunny.
>>36585595I would not be against this, I wonder how in character it would be? we haven't yet batted an eye at things like torture, soul enslavement, and other normaly horrific things. being a demon princess makes that stuff seem normal so I wonder where eating people falls on our spectrum of acceptibility
>>36585534>>Offer to help, take the wolf.
>>36585534>Offer to help, take the wolf.>>See if Areli knows anyone locally to find the rogue ogre.
>>36585534>>See if Areli knows anyone locally to find the rogue ogre.>Offer to help, take the wolf.I'd say both but one needs to guard the gate sadly.>>36585595No anon, its just not happening, so go shoehorn your creepy disturbing fetish into another thread where it is welcome, because its not welcome here.
>>36585534>Offer to help, take the bunny.>Pet her tail and ears a lot.
That moment when we are less evil than the princesses of the other nations except they do it by subterfuge. ..
>>36585534>Offer to help, take the wolf.wolfgrill a best
well that is definitely a voteuh counting then writing
>>36585573Yes, go on.
>>36585534>Offer to help, take the wolf.>Pet her tail and ears a lot.
>>36585647>>36585684I think the conclusion is that whichever we take, we should pet her tail and ears a lot.
>>36585629I can't imagine it being too bad. I mean, enslaving a soul is probably much worse then eating a dude. At least the guys soul gets to pass on. Unless you enslave that too, anyway.
>>36585694So clearly we must take both.The gates can guard themselves, but as a princess we need a proper escort.
>>36585694Agreed anon even if it causes a diplomatic incident because "its so fluffy" *squee*
>>36585558>We're keeping them, right?Well, when we own the land...
>>36585715They'll make great escort girls
>>36585762What kind of escort we talking here
>>36585807Why to help out our punching buddy protect us from assassins and the inevitable battles we'll get into, what kind of escort is there for a proper princess?
>>36585807The kind that walk faster than you do but slower then you run.
>>36585849That's my fetish
>>36585619>someone hasn't seen Sailor Moon
>>36585534>Offer to help>Once the problem is corrected, take both and keep them
>>36582994>>36583039>>36583099>>36583128>>36583405>>36583448>>36583627I don't care how late I am to saying this, but it's super fucking rude to carry on about some other quest in the middle of someone's quest. Please stop being a bunch of assholes.
>>36586061Bringing up already passed discussion 3 hours later just to call someone an asshole is also kinda rude anon.
>>36586126Yhea. >>36586061Your just being an asshole, and you should feel bad.I bet you don't even thin your paints, you human scum.
"Ah, as future soverign of this nation, I will see to it that the gate is restored to its primary functionality. As a goodwill gesture, I will be more than happy to find your enslaved spirits! I will, however, need one of you to assist me in finding them, of course." The bunny smiles and hops with one arm out to her side. It is very cute. The wolf growls and narrows her eyes."Ah! I'd love to come with you princess!" The bunny says.Holding her polearm out to block the bunny, the wolf says, "Nah, I'll go. You wouldn't last an hour out in the demonlands, rookie."Crossing your arms, you decide you like the enthusiasm of the bunny girl greater. "Ah, I think she'll be fine in my company. I am, after all, a princess. And my loyal felmagi here will gladly guard her body." Areli says nothing, "The Doktor here will make sure she is doing alright if any harm should come to her." The wolf turns to face Melody."With some minor adjustments?" Melody offers. The wolf shakes her head. "Ah, fine then.""What kinda adjustments?" The bunny says, tilting her heard, and poking the cheek under her eyepatch.A few minutes later, you're in the company of Michi, a Bunny Caste Laemyrian, walking through the foothills of the demonlands. "So, Michi, what happened the the Laemyrian trackers sent to investigate the disappearance?" Melody asks, pocketing the map device."I dunno! They've been out for a day or two. I was getting pretty bored guarding the gate day and and day out, though, ahaha!" Michi scratches the back of her head and her ears twitch invitingly. You may be staring at them, but no one would comment on it. You don't embarrass a princess like that.
That's it for today! I was a bit absent minded, having to get back into the swing of things.I hope you're having fun! This quest is sorta finding its footing, so be patient, please.Anyway! I'll run Monday, probably! Hope to see you there!Thank you so much for playing and just talking! You can talk about whatever, any discussion makes me happy.You're all cool. I love you. Yes, you.
>>36586227>pet the ears>pet them>pet pet pet
>>36586259Thanks Chief, love ya!<3
>>36586259Do you have a twitter?
>>36586263>pet ears>not touch fluffy tail
>>36586259You made 7 story posts, not including the opening post this thread, how do you feel about that?
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>36586274https://twitter.com/fouldrinking
>>36586274https://twitter.com/Fouldrinking>>36586286I have no idea if that is a lot or not so I feel as if it were whatever!
>>36586259Thanks for the thread ChiefI love you too and can't wait for the next thread
>>36586227Should've taken the wolf.>>36586274>being this new
>>36586259Thanks for running! Looking forward to more musclebro, crazy mage and fluffy ear antics.
>>36586282>pet ears>touch fluffy tail>repeat as needed until bunny wants to stay with us instead of going back to gate guarding
>>36586259Thanks for the thread!
>>36586396>not going back for wolfie and to complete our princessly duty of finishing sidequests
>>36586126>>36586186I don't give a shit how rude I'm being, it's not even a fraction of the complete disregard for a QM's efforts in writing a fun and engaging quest you assholes who clog a thread discussing another quest and bitching about the lack of QTG display.
I'll wait till next thread to make a ladder for Michi
>>36586509But then how can we lift her up on our mount?!Sounds good anon!
>>36586454>clog a thread>seven postsMan, I hope someone violates your imaginary quest etiquette every thread, it makes for good entertainment between the story posts.
>>36587272Magical girl fags confirmed for arrogant fuckwits.
>>36587382Anon please, I only just caught up on the thread since the first vote, I just find this guy's self-righteous asshattery amusing.
>>36587272Not that anon, but it was way more than seven posts and it was super obnoxious for them to do it. Don't try to justify it under "huehuehue i trol u">>36587426I'd say you're being more self-righteous than him right now.
>>36587382We aren't a magical girl. We're the prettiest princess.Get it right.
>>36587496I'm pretty sure he was referring to Magical Green Lantern Girl Quest.
>>36587482No-one was talking about trolling anyone, I'm just commenting on how funny I find the mental image of this bellowing retard charging in three hours later to yell at people for being rude is all. I appreciate this bit of post thread entertainment is all.
>>36587563>all that projectionWhat's even more ironic is you essentially did the same thing with your little routine.
>>36587617>projectionI'm not projecting anon, I don't see where you're even getting that.>What's even more ironic is you essentially did the same thing with your little routine.That however is a very fair point.
>>36581571Does the princess always have hearts in her eyes or is it only for special occasions?