>>36580728

"You know what, nevermind. Let's just go back to your singing."
"But I was enjoying you reading."
"What? Then WHY are you nitpicking everything?!"
"I was just saying."
"Guuuuhhhh...."
"I wonder what Brocktree would taste like."
"Okay, now I'm convinced you're just doing this to wind me up."
"As if I would do such a thing."
"Yeah, don't think that just because you speak in a monotone I can't hear your sarcasm."
"What is sarcasm."
"Oh, PLEASE."

"Lisa. There appears to be someone on the horizon."

You peer into the distance. You can vaguely make out a blob.

What say?
>Write-in

>>36580735
>>36580728
Oh boy this went long without any attention, what a sin!

Anyone alive here?

>>36580852
Oh neat, things are alive again.
Right, well I still have some things to take care of but I should be able to pick up again in an hour or so

>>36580735
Hey cool, the fire's still burning. Not sure what happened with the last thread, maybe this'll be more active once finals are over.

>Hmmm, let's move a bit closer.

>>36581045
Well, I'm back in the swing of things, so we could try to continue if anyone else is here.

>>36581392
Hooray!

>>36581392
I just got back too...

>>36581458
So, continuing Lisa then?

>>36581486
Yeah, just writing up the next update

>>36581486
>>36581458
Also, are we really on the 35th go-through?

>>36581499
I *believe* this is the 35th slot, though I think it was with the premise that I really was the 9th at the start which proved to be inaccurate. Also, someone else's count may vary since there were a few places where QMs kinda faded in and out around each other, only for a few updates at a time. I can't quite remember how I treated those instances, I think I took the spread of same QM posts as a whole

>>36581542
Fuck it, we'll just say 35 so we can at least be consistent from here on out.

More consistent than the chapter system, at least.

>>36581627
But what about... 34?

>>36580735

"Hmmm, let's move a bit closer."
"Okay then."

P-Too continues at her surprisingly nifty pace and as you get closer-

"He smells like you Lisa."

You can make the figure out now as it runs towards you. The t-shirt is a familiar shade, the messy brown hair, that determined gait.

"Yeah, that's my brother. Can you start slowing?"
"Shall do."

It strikes you that he's alone, Daddy doesn't seem to be in sight, let alone the motorcycle. But if they'd crashed badly, surely Jonny wouldn't be able to be running like this? Oh well, you can find out in a moment. Carefully balancing you stand up on P-Too's back and start waving with one arm, the arm busy holding the cloak on. Wouldn't do to greet your hormonal brother naked. He might get funny ideas.

But really, what are the odds that you both just stumble across each other five days after you got seperated? True that it's the highway you'd got lost on, but even so.

PERSPECTIVE:
>Lisa
>Jonny

>>36581709
>Lisa

>Get knife ready

>>36581709
>Johnny
"Why is my sister nearly naked, and riding a demon?"

>>36581744
Why would you want to knife your dear brother?

>>36581709
>Johnny
Incest Quest is go.

>>36581744
>Get knife ready
Was there a reason for this? Or is it just 'Hey look, my lost sibling! Better shank him!'

Also:
>>36581744
>>36581752
Want me to toss a 1d2?

>>36581780
Oh, nevermind. Writing Jonny's POV

>>36581780
Seems we got a 3rd voter?

>>36581778
>>36581780
Our brother wasn't half-skeleton before. He would no doubt get out some weapons to "save" us from P-Too. Basically, it's time for a fight scene until misunderstandings can be cleared up.

>>36581804
Stop trying to direct how things happen before they happen! As the QM mentioned, Johnny isn't even in Bone form now, he's wearing a regular outfit.

>>36581804
>Our brother wasn't half-skeleton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU513suJZzY

>>36581804
Besides, wouldn't it be interesting to see who's stronger? Jonny Bones, or Lisa and P-Too?

>>36581823
Okayyy.

>>36581825
Fuck my brain.

>>36581778
>Incest Quest is go.
But she's not dead enough!

>>36581932
>Jonny kills Lisa so he can bone her

>>36581932
We can fix that. Oh, wait. Hmm...

Incestuous underage necrophile quest is go?

>>36581952
I guess the question is, was Slab still technically dead at the start? Has this been a necrophile quest all along?

>>36581932
>Jonny the Incestual Necrophiliac

>>36581971
Angels are dead too. Yumi died, and became a cyborg. Demons are all from hell.

>>36581989
So, Rasina and Dalita are the only non-necrophiles in the quest. Alright.

>>36581989
"Being dead's not about what you are, but where you're from."

I'd kinda like it if Jonny and Lisa were just "normal" siblings who didn't have sex with each other. That's Slab and Imoutohime's schtick.

>>36582002
Rasina is a Hindu.

>>36582033
Yes, and?
>>36582016
Fel and Bigg have that covered. Besides, considering Johnny fucked a corpse and Lisa fucked a tentacle demon it's a bit too late for Normal.

>>36581709

YOU ARE JONNY and quite frankly you are confused as all hell. You knew you were getting close when you could feel the Lisa's direction shift as you strafed across the road but as you crested the slope the only thing you could see coming along the road was a giant flailing monstrosity which brought you sharply to halt as you stared at it. The colouring reminded you off that field of corpses but this creature looked far more bizarre than even the particularly odd dead things. Sure, a couple had the heads of cows or a giant snake tail or whatever, but this? This is some sort of giant floating octopus, only it has WAY more than 8 tentacles, it's more like a, a gajillionopus.

And then you saw it, the small figure on top of it, which really hammered home quite how fucking huge this thing was, and you can see it waving at you. A little closer... and yes, that does resemble Lisa. There's the long brown hair anyway, though she seems to be wearing a poncho? Whatever.

But why is she on that thing? Is it keeping her prisoner? But what for? Oh, now it's slowing and- Wait, it's helping her down? Ah hell, time to go find out what she's managed to land herself in. Thank god she's alive though.

>What do you shout out? (Write-in)

>>36582063
>What do you shout out?
"AY BBY, U WAN SUM FK?"

or, realistically

"Lisa?!"

>>36582063
>"WHASSUP, NNNNEEEERRRRRD?"
>Switch to Lisa, y'know, if you wanna

>>36582061
>Yes, and?
That means he's probably been reincarnated, or fucking somebody who has been.

>>36582098
In fairness, if that's true then everyone in the world is a necrophile.

>>36582109
All except the non-Hindus, Asians, and Japanese.

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>>36582109
"I'm a necrophile, you're a necrophile, we're ALL necrophiles here!"

>>36582125
>All except the non-Hindus, with the exception of the Asians and the Japanese who believe in reincarnation.*
Fuck, I mistyped.

>>36582127
Next time on Necrophile Quest: Dalita takes some deceased orc dick, Rasina makes sweet love to Leinthe, goddess of death, and Fel finally has that lesbian session with Darla we've been waiting for.

>>36582153
The Tree of Life is beautiful, even as its leaves wither and die, for this allows new ones to sprout.

>>36582153
Better: Dalita fucks a recently felled tree.

>>36582063

"Lisa?!" you call out.
"Jonny!" you receive in reply as she runs towards you, poncho flappi- oh, that's not a poncho, they don't open at the front...

She barrels into you, wrapping you in a warm embrace. You reciprocate tightly, then after a moment ease off awkwarkdly, teaking a step back.

"I'm so glad you're alright, where's Daddy?!" she gushes excitedly.

Shit. Well, you have the capability to track him but you don't know where he is. But that aside, you strongly suspect he dumped both you and Lisa one by one in an effort to escape the cloud of monsters sweeping across the land. You're not sure if you should break that to her or, for that matter, how.

What should you say?
>Write-in

>>36582187
>He got eaten by a wendigo. We should probably go find Momma."

>>36582187
>"I don't know. I don't even know if he's alive."

Hey, are Jonny and Lisa from Louisiana/Alabama/Arkansas?

>>36582205
>Momma
About that...
>>36582184
That is better, you're right.

>>36582236
>About that...
Ssshhh, metagaming. Jonny and Lisa can still hope she's alive with the knowledge that possess.

>>36582232
I don't know my UST geography even slightly. They live somewhat east of Fel & Co but that's as far as I have any idea.

>>36582205
>>36582225
You'll need to come to a consensus on this

>>36582252
>He dun got et by wendiggy

>>36582252
>"I don't know. He might have been eaten for a wendingo for all I know."
>>36582247
Dave says in Quest #3 that 'the missus', AKA Mom, stayed behind. She didn't get on the bike with them.

>>36582187

"I don't know. He might have been eaten for a wendingo for all I know." you reply, and her jubilant expression vanishes leaving only concern.
"What happened? How'd you lose him?" she replies, searching your expression.

For its part the monster just floats there in an unassuming manner, tentacles swirling slowly. Its big gelatinous eyes are solid black and you have no idea where it's actually looking. Probably straight at you. You don't trust it.

How do you respond?
>Write-in

>>36582313
>"I... got separated. I might have fallen out of the bike. But I don't know where he went."

>>36582313

"I... got seperated. I might have fallen off of the bike. But I don't know where he went."
"What do you mean 'might have fallen off'? Surely you'd know if you fell off a bike?"

How do you respond?
>Write-in

>>36582387
>I hit my head.

>>36582387
>"It was dark, I hurt my head, and there were demons everywhere. I know I ended up out of the bike, but I'm not sure how I got there."

>>36582387

"It was dark, I hurt my head, and there were monsters everywhere. I know I ended up off of the bike, but I'm not sure how I got there." you reply. Hopefully that quells her questions.
"Are you alright? So are you suffering from amnesia or were you just not aware of what was happening at the time?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. What's amnesia?"
"Oh, memory loss. And those weren't monsters, they were demons."

How do you respond?
>Write-in

I hope we get to play as Lisa again, it's been a while.

>>36582484
>"They're not vegetables, they're potatoes."

>>36582484
>"Same difference. So what are you doing out here?"

>>36582484

"Same difference. So what are you doing out here?"
"Suuuuuure it's the same, one of them's only from Hell after all. You might not care about the specifics but I do."
"Yeah, whatever. So?"
"Well the sidecar came off somehow. I hid in it til the demons all went past then started walking west along the highway, trying to catch up with you guys. I was kinda expecting somebody to come back and find me but since no one did I just kept walking. Long story short I met P-Too here and we've been making much faster progress since, and now, well, here we are."
"Right. About 'Peetoo'..."

PERSPECTIVE CHANGE

You are Lisa and you've found your brother again! Alas, Daddy is still absent. Jonny said that he doesn't know how he got seperated but you've been watching your brother lie for as long as you can remember and you know how he acts when he tries to.

Well, it's not like he's flat out lying right now, but you're pretty sure he's not telling you everything. He's talking in that short, matter-of-fact way that he uses when he wants you to stop asking questions.

Still, you also know that if you press him directly about it he'll clam up and you'll be hardpressed to get anything out of him. Better to ask other things and wait for him to slip up and reveal more than he should that way.

"-out 'P-Too' - what is it?"

How do you explain who P-Too is to him?
>Write-in

>>36582712
>"She's a friend. She may look like a demon, but she's really nice, and saved my life!"

>>36582712
>Don't get on her bad side. She's pretty strong!

>>36582712

"She's a friend. She may be a demon, but she's really nice, and saved my life! But don't get on her bad side, she's really strong!"
"She saved your life? What did you do that needed that?"

How do you respond?
>Write-in

>>36582833
ADVENTURING.

>>36582833
>"I was attacked by a bunch of weird things while I was out looking for you and Dad!"

>>36582845
What precisely is your intent with this one? Just say, 'oh, just busy adventuring' or tell him the whole story or what?

>>36582875
Let's flip a coin on it.

>>36582939
Well, consensus aside, if I don't know what Anon wanted with that I'll just have to sideline it

>>36582963
1 = Just saying "ADVENTURING"
2 =Regailing him with tales of our deeds and exploits

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>36583090
Alrighty then

>>36583112
Keep the sticky situations with P-Too a private thing, tho

>>36583112
>>36583122
Naturally. Unless he's into that, in which case go ahead.

>>36583130
I don't think Jonny would bw very receptive to things going in his butt. Remember when he had a chance to have his way with the German's corpse, and he only sexed up the Japanese one?

>>36583390
No, but he loves his sister very much and would want to know if she were endangered in any manner.

>>36583390
Have any of the MCs taken it in the ass besides Yumi? Even then she wasn't the MC. Seems like the players aren't fans of receiving.

>>36583449
Yumi has done it while she was the MC, but usually the MCs are the ones in positions of power. Yumi is our first power-bottom. I think Dalita might be one as well, though.

>>36583468
Nah, Mori-sensei was the MC during that.

>>36583561
Close enough. It's accepted well that Yumi is a buttslut.

>>36582833

"Well, long story short I was attacked by a bunch of weird things while I was out looking for you and Dad!"
"Right, and long story long?"
"So we'd come to a road station that looked abandonded, I'd run out of water and we needed to stock up. I'd done a quick look around from the outside and couldn't see anybody so the next stage was to go in. P-Too was too big to enter though so she stayed outside. Anyway, so I drew my knife-"
"Your knife?"

>(Cont.)

>>36583657

"Yeah, my hunting knife. You know, for knifing things..." you say, showing him it. "As I was saying, I drew my knife and entered the shop floor, did a quick sweep of it but didn't see anyone. Just an empty store. I guess I should have taken the opportunity to stock and just leave but I figured it was best to make sure the entire place was clear before letting my guard down, you know? So I went to check the storeroom but the light was off, so I went and grabbed a torch ('cus I couldn't find the lightswitch) and went inside. Only there were these two really weirdly shaped men, one was all stout and lumpy and the other was tall and thin, really long claws, well they attacked me and I tried to run because they had me surrounded but the fat one was in the way and I stabbed him a couple times but he didn't move so I had to jump over him. Only the other one caught me by the arm with its claws and I tumbled and rolled away and it jumped over to follow but slipped on the torch that I'd dropped and I managed to get up and start running, but my balance was off and I collided with a shelf and then the tall guy was behind me, slicing down with his claws and I tried to block it with my knife but I only succeeded in cutting of his finger and he slashed right through my chest and it really hurt but I ran whilst he was screaming about his finger and then P-Too was carrying me away. Then she pulverised them and set everything on fire, you'd never think it looking at how gentle and kind she is but she is super strong at fighting! Anyway, then she healed me. Unfortuntely my clothes were in tatters though..."

>(Cont.)

>>36583671

PERSPECTIVE CHANGE

You are Jonny and your little sister has just told you that she's been fighting weirdass grown men with nothing but a hunting knife. She must take after you when it comes to being badass. Gentle and kind... they're not your first thoughts when you see her demon companion, though you're fully prepared to believe she can pulverise people with those thickass tentacles.

But apparently she saved Lisa's life? Maybe its giving her false memories...

All the same, what you do say to her now?
>Write-in

>>36583753
>"Well, I'm just glad you're safe. Where to now?"

>>36583753

"Well, I'm just glad you're safe. Where to now?"
"Well naturally we're gonna keep going til we find Daddy aren't we?"

Aww hell. You're not sure that it's a good idea to find him right now. It'd break Lisa's heart to find that he abandoned her to save himself. Still, you were planning to go find him at some point, not like you can hide it from Lisa when you do. Maybe you're just going to have to bite the bullet. Besides, who knows? Maybe he had a good reason for what happened. Maybe he isn't just a coward.

How do you respond?
>Write-in

>"Here, take my Yun-Yun jacket."

>>36583901
"I don't think Dad's someone we can rely on. But sure, I guess we can go look for him."

>>36583965
The very same one that our great, great, great grand-pappy got from gutting that cavalry officer right off his horse? How momentous!

>>36583965
>Yun-Yun jacket
What's one of those? Jonny has a spare set of clothing in the form of that Union Army outfit for the record

>>36584100
Okay, but I'm still confused about what an onion/un-yun/yun-yun jacket is. Is that just a term for union army jacket or something?

Is this a cultural thing that I'm missing here due to britfagginess?

>>36584132
It's southern drawlll. Even British people should get it, the south and brits are closely related.

>>36584215
Oooooohh, right, so just a drawled out union. gotcha.

Okay, writing

>>36584243
>Okay, writing
YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T been??

>>36583901

"I don't think Dad's someone we can rely on. But sure, I guess we can go look for him."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, he HAS managed to lose BOTH his children hasn't he. Doesn't sound too reliable to me, even if there is a good reason."
"Eeennnh that's true I guess. Still, I don't see why we wouldn't look for him. Since he's unreliable we'll just have to do the important things ourselves. 'Sides, we both survived by ourselves didn't we? It's not like we need him to be reliable anymore."
"Hahah, that's true."

Yeah. We don't need him to be reliable. We also don't need him. Not after he's abandoned us like this. But enough of that for now.

"Here, take my union jacket." you say, fishing it out of your pack. "I'd offer you the trousers but I don't think they'd stay up and I don't have a belt. 'Sides, that coat should be long enough to cover you."
"Ah, thanks. I don't have to hold this cloak shut anymore now!"

You turn around whilst she changes, it doesn't take long and she taps you on the shoulder.

"How do I look?" she says, holding her arms wide. Like a little girl in a jacket too big for her, you think. Practically comes down to her knees.

How do you respond?
>Write-in

>>36584426
>"Drop dead gorgeous. So, do you think you and and Pita keep up?"

>>36584481
>can keep up?*

>>36584426

"Drop dead gorgeous. So, do you think you and Pita can keep up?"
"Hahah, I know you're good at running but Peetoo moves a lot faster than you'd think."
"Sounds like a challenge then!"
"Yeah, alright" she says, turning as Peetoo swings a tentacle over that she grabs onto as it carries her up.

You quickly close your bag and toss it back over your shoulder.

"Ready?" you call out.
"Whenever you are." intones Peetoo in reply.
"Then go!" you shout, taking off at a sprint. Henh, you'll show her that your ability to run is far greater than she's used to, not that she really ever paid attention to it.

Limbs pumping you tear down the highway.

PERSPECTIVE:
>Lisa
>Jonny

>>36584632
Lisa

>>36584632
>Lisa

>>36584632

YOU ARE LISA and you're currently sitting snugly inside the new Union Army jacket your brother lent you. The material is a bit coarse but it's a godsend to have both your hands free again. You've rolled the sleeves up though, since they were impeding your movement somewhat.

Anyway, you're sitting on P-Too as she flies along and you have to say, you are honestly both shocked and impressed with Jonny. At the start he was sprinting full pelt and it took a little while before P-Too picked up enough speed to start gaining on him again, by which point he was a dot on the horizon. Still you're closing in now and the wind is whipping around you and you actually slipped the gas mask back down to keep the dust out of your eyes.

You think back over the conversation you had with him. You realise that whilst you largely explained how you survived until now you have no idea what he's been doing for the past few days. Judging by his reaction to P-Too you imagine he hasn't enlisted the aid of a demon friend though.

The way he was dismissive of Daddy though only furthers your suspicions that he's not telling you everything. What would he keep from your regarding Daddy though? He said he was unreliable... maybe he's just really taken it to heart that we got seperated from him. It's true that you're a little bit miffed yourself that he's not managed to find either of you yet but there's surely a reason for that. Adults have reasons for everything.

>(Cont.)

>>36584923

You've nearly caught back up to Jonny now, it seems he's not sprinting at full pace anymore. Hardly surprising considering the fact you've been going for about half an hour. You contemplate your own surprising proficiency at dodging things, a skill you'd never known you had til a few days ago. But Jonny's always tried hard at running, you'd lost count of how many events you'd been dragged to, and he never ran anything like he does now. Perhaps he's just never had to push himself as hard as he has these past few days?

Had the potential but not the unrelenting drive. You wonder what you could do if you put your mind to it...

Anyway, you're right behind Jonny now. Should probably offer him the chance to ride beside you on P-Too, he'll surely be tired as hell by now. Then again, he doesn't seem to be slowing any more now he's settled into a fast run...

What do?
>Offer ride (Write-in)
>Nah, leave it
>Say something to someone (Write-in)

>>36584935

>Offer ride (Write-in)

"Okay okay! You win! Wanna ride up here with me for a while?"

>>36584935
>Need some water? Let's go find a stream real quick.

>>36585057
>You win!
Nah, he totally lost.

>>36585062
>We have bottled water.
>We're on the plains, you don't just 'find a stream real quick'

>>36585089
>Okay, let's off him that then.
>Bitch, we can fly.

>>36585075
Well he's much faster in a sprint at least.

>>36585105
>Bitch, we can fly.
Sorry, this is perhaps not too clear. As far as you know P-Too can only float, you haven't seen her move higher from the ground than enough to keep her tentacles from dragging.

When I say stuff like "P-To flies along" I mean flying in the sense of moving really quickly. In hindsight it's a really confusing term to use for soemthing that floats.

>>36584935

"Okay okay! You win! Wanna ride up here with me for a while?" you shout out above the wind.
"WHAT?" Jonny yells back.

You sigh. Seems like you'll have to slow down to be able to communicate.

"Hey P-Too, can you slow down for a moment?!"

True to form she slows and the rushing wind abates. You push back your gasmask and call out to Jonny again.

"I said you win! Wanna ride up here with me for a while?"

PERSPECTIVE SWITCH:

YOU ARE JONNY and you've just slowed down to a jog. You bedgrudgingly have to admit that whilst you beat Peetoo in a sprint she had the upper hand for sustained running. Well, floating in her case. Still, she's a demon and look at how many legs she has, if you had that number you'd totally fly like the wind.

Anyway, your sister has just called it quits with the racing, saying you won, and is offering you the chance to ride on beside her on her demon. You guess you'd make better distance if you rode up there since she proved she's faster at endurance but you're not particularly comfortable with the idea of RIDING A DEMON.

Then again, Lisa's up there and she seems right at home. Whether that's further proof she's being mind-controlled or just shows she's pluckier than you... You just don't get it, supposing Peetoo really is benign, WHY is she, a great powerful demon, just helping a random little girl?

Anyway, you realise you've zoned out a bit too much, the question still hangs on the air. Quick, pretend you're out of breath.
How do you respond?
>Write-in

>>36585317
"I don't trust invertebrates."

>>36585317
Okay.

I wonder if Lisa's ever read Outcast of Redwall? It brings up the issue of Nature vs. Nurture. What's her opinion on it?

>>36585578
Aww hell, I knew I should have picked a book series that I could remember beyond the overarching main character.

>>36585616
Okay, okay, it's fine. I only read Redwall nad Mattimeo, and skimmed through Martin the Warrior and Outcast (because it had ferrets in it and those things are awesome).

>>36585653
I read a good bunch but it was soooo looong agooooo.....

Maybe I should her Lisa read some dark materials soon or something. That has an amusing take on demons and god.

>>36585677
>"What the hell is Dust? Hey P-Too, are you my Daemon?"

>>36585653

I-I read all of the series...

B-but it doesn't mean I like you, baka Brian Jacques-sensei!

>>36585691
>"What? They're cutting their demons away? That would hurt your tentacle so much..."

>>36585317

"I don't trust invertebrates."
"Whilst I may resemble an octopus I have a skeleton replete with spine."
"Right. Okay then."

The demon curls out a limb for you and you grab ahold, looking warily down as the floor drops out from beneath you. You're surprised at how warm and firm her tentacle is, not to mention covered in fur. Guess she really is only superficially octopoid. She plops you down next to Lisa who scoots over a little to make room.

"Want a drink? I've got bottled water."
"Ah, thanks, but I've got my own."
"Oh, fair enough. But what if my water is better?"
"Oh yeah?" you retort, pulling out a bottle. "Well mine has this funky mountain on it, I've never seen this brand before, means it's gotta be a fancy rare one!"
"Hunh, so it does. Looks foreign, where'd you find it?"

Well, you looted it from a dead foreigner's mecha.

What do you say?
>Write-in

>>36585732
"In some big fighting machine."

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>>36585732

>>36585732

"In some big fighting machine."
"What, like a giant robot?"
"Yeah, pretty much."
"How on earth did you find them in something like that? Surely a fighting machine isn't just going to let you pilfer it's bottled water. Or, well, presumably it had a pilot if there was bottled water. Point stands, I doubt they'd just sit around whilst you nick their stuff."

You unscrew the lid and take a swig whilst deciding how to reply. Just how much should you tell her about that whole scene? First off, those mecha had their pilots decapitated. Judging by her recount of how she had her life saved it seems she's surprisingly accommodated to violence, but even so. Further more just beyond the mecha was a great swathe of corpses which in hindsight seemed to belong to a band of demons. You're not sure how well bringing that up would sit with Peetoo and being on top of a demon when your relationship with it sours sounds like pretty much THE WORST PLACE. Except maybe its mouth.

What do you say?
>Write-in

>>36585877
>A pilot gave it to me, after I banged her.

>>36585910
>Bragging to your 11 year old sister about your sexual endeavours as a 13 year old boy

>>36585877
"It seemed like the robots had been fighting a bunch of demons until someone tore them open and cut all the pilots heads off. I just climbed in and took their supplies."

>>36585940
>It's the perfect cover.

>>36585910
>>36585943
I'll need some consensus here guys, or I can roll

>>36585973
Roll.

>>36585877
>A pilot was about to go fight a bunch of demons, and when I asked if she could lend me some water, she agreed so long as I banged her.

>>36586006
Writing this then, since it's basically the same as >>36585910

>>36586042
Change >>36586006
to "so long as I boned her."

>>36585877 (You)

You decide to settle for something close to the truth but different enough to disguise the more troubling elements of it.
"A pilot was about to go fight a bunch of demons, and when I asked if she could lend me some water, she agreed so long as I boned her."
"Pfaahaahahh, yeah right, like I'd believe that!" cackles Lisa, doubling up.

Ouch. What's she know anyway? For starters you totally DID bone that lady, though admittedly she wasn't in a position to ask or stop you. Still, either you have to come up with something more plausible or insist that what you say is true. You could try describing the experience you suppose, but that would be heellllaa weeiirrd. 'Sides, she might just blow that off as you making it up.

You sigh and consider how to respond.
>Write-in

>>36586327
"Okay. What really happened was >>36585943

>>36586327
>"Sh-shut up! I've won medals, you know! What would YOU know about sex anyway, you pint-sized brat?"

>>36586380
>>36586390
Consensus or shall I roll?

I could do the sh-shut up first, then the other?

>>36586434
That's good.

>>36586434
Sure. That's fine.

>>36586327

"Sh-shut up! I've won medals, you know! What would YOU know about sex anyway, you pint-sized brat?" you retort, heat rising in your face.
"I-I..." stutters Lisa, blushing slightly. She looks away briefly before turning back to you, a calmer look on her face.
"Well you see," she says in a slow voice, "when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much-"
"Oh, alright, alright, fine. What really happened was that I found the robots after they'd stopped working. It seemed like they'd been fighting a bunch of demons until someone tore them open and cut all the pilots' heads off. I just climbed in and took their supplies."
"Cut their heads off? Eesh. And wait, you said they'd been fighting a bunch of demons?"
"Yeah, there were weird corpses as far as the eye could see. Humanoid with wings, tail and horns for the most part. Same colour as yours."
"Oh no, Peetoo, do you reckon that was the demon army you belong to? Could they have gotten themselves killed like that?"
"I do not think so. Our army is not so weak that your human constructs could annihilate it so readily."
"Oh, goo-"
"Waaait, wait, wait, wait, wait. DEMON. ARMY. You're hanging out with something that belongs to a DEMON ARMY? Do you know how much of a bad idea that sounds?"

PERSPECTIVE CHANGE

YOU ARE LISA and your brother having just learned that P-Too is part of a demon army has reacted in an overly alarmed manner. Sure it sounds bad, but it's not really that big a deal is it? Still, you know that P-Too isn't a bad demon, army membership aside. It's obvious that Jonny still doesn't believe this to be the case, but what more can you say to persuade him than the fact she saved your life?

>Write-in

>>36586714
>"Bitchbitchbitch, that's how you sound right now."

>>36586714
>"You're not one of those racists, are you?"

>>36586714
>>36586758
This

>>36586714
>"Stop judging my friend! Just because she's from Hell doesn't mean she's evil."

>>36586714
>>36586821
>"Like, maybe she went to Hell because she wasn't Christian or something."

>>36586714
>>36586821
>>36586835
>"Hey P-Too, do you believe in God?"

>>36586835
Demons don't go to hell for being bad.. they COME from hell, and tend to be bad.

>>36586862
SSSSHHHH, he doesn't need to know that!

>>36586885
Well, alrighty then. Writing

>>36586862
Darla went to hell and became a demon?

>>36586955
Darla's never been to hell as a demon, she was simply raised as one on Earth.

I think. Someone else was QMing for the reveal that she was a demon and I don't quite remember how they handled it

>>36586978
There was a ritual that took place while she was still human.

>>36586714

"Bitchbitchbitch, that's how you sound right now. You're not one of those racists, are you?"
"Racist? You're saying that I shouldn't hold prejudices againt demons, those beings noted throughout the centuries as being the instruments of the Devil?"
"Stop judging my friend! Just because she's from Hell doesn't mean she's evil. Like, maybe she went to Hell because she wasn't Christian or something."

Not that demons actually go to hell for being bad, rather they COME from hell and tend to BE bad. Still, Jonny probably won't pick up on that flaw in your argument and whilst you don't normally like winning an argument through reasoning that isn't true the sooner he just accepts that P-Too isn't evil the better.

>(Cont.)

>>36587354

A thought strikes you.
"Hey P-Too, do you believe in God?" you ask.
"Why wouldn't I."
"Well, you know, you're a demon... and so... actually yeah, why wouldn't demons believe in God? They of all people would know that he exists. But do you dislike Him then?"
"Not particularly. I simply don't have much to do with Him."
"Right, well there you are then Jonny. You heard her."
"I didn't hear her deny that she's an instrument of the Devil."
"Well-" you try to say before being cut off by P-Too
"That's because I am. All demons follow his command."
"Right, so how can you not be evil then? What happens if he commands you to kill a bunch of people? Or torment their souls or whatever it is you demons do?" asks Jonny.
"I do not know. He has never requested such things of me."
"Well, what HAS he told you to do?"
"Nothing."
"Oh..."
"He just lets you do whatever you like then?" you ask.
"Yes."

How curious. No rules, no orders.

"What about other demons, is it common for them to have no rules or orders as well?"
"Not from the Devil no. However demons fall into a strict hierachy based on strength. We follow the orders of those above us. Is it not uncommon for demons to have orders bestowed upon them. Only for those orders to come from the Devil."

How do you respond?
>Write-in

>>36587368
>"See? Only if Hell freezes over do we have something to worry about. Now apologize to P-Too, Jonny!"

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>>36587368
>"What do P1 aliens look like?"

>>36587368

"See? Only if Hell freezes over do we have something to worry about. Now apologize to P-Too, Jonny!"
"Arrgh, fine, I'm sorry. I just better not be proven right."

The conversation dies down as P-Too speeds back up again, wind whipping hard and fast, snatching any words away.

---

Night's falling, long shadows trailing behind you all along the highway. You indicate for P-Too to stop for the night and she slowly draws to a halt, drifting over to the grassy verge. She reaches up and lets the pair of you down and you rummage around your pack, pulling out the beef jerky.

"Want some?" you offer to Jonny.
"Beef jerky? Hahah, nah, get a load of these!" he says pulling something out of his own pack. "Sun dried bison strips!"
"Oh neat, lemme have some! Where'd you get it?"
"I, uh, killed a bison. And dried it on a rock."

Dang, he killed a bison? How in the hell did he manage that?

What do you say?
>Write-in

Sorry for increased writing time, getting a bit sleepy. Planning to finish up just as soon as Lisa and Jonny go to bed.

>>36587889
"How did you kill a bison?"

>>36587889
"Those are endangered ya asshole."
Hit him on the arm, then feel his muscles some.

>>36587889
>>36588021
>"It was pretty impressive how fast you went today."
>Feel up his legs.

>>36587889

"Those are endangered ya asshole." you say, crossing and reaching out with your hand. "And how'd you kill one anyway? Those things are BIG."

You give him a light hit in the arm, then grab it and squeeze his muscles. Yup, nothing out of the ordinary here. He shakes you off.

PERSPECTIVE SWITCH

YOU ARE JONNY and you've just had your arm ravished by your bewildered sister. As if her disbelief of your sexcapades wasn't enough, now she's doubting your ability to down a bison.

You've been keeping them under wraps so far but maybe it's finally time to show her your bone powers?

How do you respond?
>Write-in

>>36588342
>"The bison fell, after I boned him."
>Show her our bone trident.

>>36588342
>>36588384
Sure.

>>36588342

"The bison fell, after I boned him."
"Oh god, I know you've just hit puberty but can you-"
You manifest the bone trident.
"Oooooh! That's made of bone? Nice pun by the way, though you better not have killed that mecha pilot."
"Yeah, I can create bone things, materialise them whenever I want to. And no, I didn't kill the mecha pilot."
"Man, that sounds awesome! So like, how'd you get bone powers anyway? Discovered your latent abilities or something?"

Well. You built a shrine to the God of Bones, later got taken to its realm, wandered it for an eternity until you understood the essense of life and death and then met your God who bestowed the powers upon you. But how do you explain all that to Lisa?

>Write-in

>>36588527
"I don't know. I had some weird dreams one night and when I woke up I could do stuff like this."

>>36588527
>I have become the paladin of the Bone God... Jonny Bones!

>>36588566
>>36588582
I'll need consensus since this seems to amount to
>Tell her about God of Bones
>Don't tell her

>>36588633
Roll for it?

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>36588648
Alrighty

>>36588527

"I don't know. I had some weird dreams one night and when I woke up I could do stuff like this."
"Weird dreams hunh? I gotta get me some of those... It was pretty impressive how fast you went today by the way. Reckon that has anything to do with your bone powers?"

She makes a lunge for your legs this time but you deftly step out of the way.

"Nah, I managed to catch a pronghorn before I got my powers. I guess I just really wanted to catch it you know? Overcame mental limitations or something..."

"Hunh, fair enough. Talking of dreams though, I am sleepy as anything. Peetoo's been letting me sleep on her, she kinda makes a coccoon with her tentacles. It's soft and warm and I'm sure she'd let you sleep on her too."

Sleeping within that mess of tentacles?

How do you respond?
>Write-in

>>36588806
"Sounds cozy. Okay."

>>36588806

"Sounds cozy. Okay."
"Heheh, you know it. Don't forget to take your shoes off before climbing in though. Hey Peetoo, you don't mind if Jonny also kips on you right?"
"It is no trouble."
"Right, that's sorted then. Come on."

You follow her lead, leaving your bag and footwear beside Peetoo before scrambling into the little nest. You lie down next to her and Peetoo closes her tentacles over you.

She's not evil, you tell yourself, just relax and go to sleep. You'll wake up tomorrow, afterall Lisa's been doing this for the past few nights...

You sigh and close your eyes. It's true that it's warm and comfy. Those recent nights on the cold hard floor don't begin to compare...

"I'm really glad I found you again." says Lisa in a soft voice.

How do you respond?
>Write-in

>>36589020
"Me too. And don't worry. I'll never leave you again.

>>36589020

"Me too." you reply gently, "And don't worry. I'll never leave you again."

You feel her wiggle as she snuggles down.

You have trepidations about finding Dad, sure, but somehow you reckon things will turn out alright in the end. Well, if you consider it from the point of view of an adherent to the God of Bones then of course it will. From dust we were born and dust we shall be. You ammend your original thought. You reckon things will turn out alright along the way to the end.

Per ossa beati simus.

Sleep claims you.

END OF CHAPTER THREE and FIFTEEN SIXTEENTHS: IS THIS EVEN AN INTERLUDE ANYMORE?

Sorry if that started to drag on a bit towards the end. We've had most of the catch up dialogue between the siblings now, when they awake the next day they can primarily get back to adventuring again.

>>36589304
Thanks for running.

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Oh, nearly forgot, Lisa in her new outfit.

>>36589529
Dang, we need to find her some clothes so she can start wearing it as a cloak.

Bumping

Looks like these threads are starting to lose steam. That's a shame.

>>36594978
Maybe it should be made a weekly thing? Though it's probably finals. I'm gonna try to post more often when that's over and done with.

>>36595455
I don't think these threads are the most necessary thing, but I think they're fun regardless.

>>36594978
Anyways, cheer up! Enjoy life while it's there, don't mope about something before it's even gone.

Bumping, writing.

>>36597466
Standing by.

You're Yumi Usagi, and you've just left your homeland for the mysterious barbarian lands of... well, you're not sure exactly, maybe you'll find out when you regain consciousness.

"...have found foreign music and novels hidden under the bed in your apartment. You will tell us where you got them."
The man spits on your face, and yells, "I'd sooner die before telling you anythinnnnngghhh GAHHH! AAH, AAAHH, AAAAHHHH! AAAAUUUGGGHHHHGGRRRHHKK!"
He tears his guts out with his bare hands, dirtying the room's floor with his blood.
"That can be arranged," you say with a sigh, motioning for them to bring in the Electrolyz-

"...ease, listen to us! We don't have to live under his rule any longer! There's an alternative that can free everyone!"
You move among the protesters in civvie clothing. They are currently standing before the wall of riot police, raising signs and calling for reform. Mori Freeman is to blame for this ruckus. So far, the protest has been peaceful. You've been sent here to change that. You take out the stubber pistol, and let loose a shot at one of the NTPD's fines-

"...a'am, I'll come quietly, just please don't hurt my wife and daughter!"
The man is on his knees, only able to beg what with his hands being handcuffed behind him. Pathetic.
"Gaijins are to be deported. The offspring of a Japanese and a Gaijin, however, are a contamination of the genepool. The Empire will not suffer abominations such as this urchin to live."
You aim your ray gun at the girl's temple, and pull the trigg-

"...ey, are you okay?"

Ugh. The sun's too damn bright. A shadow looms over me. It's that cyborg girl. The one who killed Kazuya. The Emperor killed Kazuya. She tricked Kazuya into getting killed by the Emperor.

What to do with her?
>Kill her now.
>She did save you, you owe her a confrontation, and she owes you an explanation.
>Use her for now, she will prove to be a useful tool against the Emperor. Once he is dead, you can kill her immediately.
>Kazuya was a douche anyway.

>>36597839

>Kazuya was a douche anyway.

>>36597839
>Write-in

>>36582153
>rasina fucks the goddess of death
More likely than you think.

>>36597839
I dunno what to vote since I didn't catch up yet, so yeah...

You think back to your time spent with Kazuya. You went out for dinner occasionally, sometimes went to see a movie. The sex was ehhh. You mostly kept him around because he was a pretty face, and most other guys are easily scared off by a member of the secret police.

Though, every time you committed an atrocity for the Emperor's peace of mind, he was always there to cheer you on, telling you that you did the right thing, saying that you should be satisfied with performing the Emperor's will. You agreed, molding your mind into a machine that was only for the Emperor's usage. Taking Kazuya's advice to heart, you stopped feeling bad about your work, instead feeling nothing. Kazuya, your accessory to the ideal that was a life under the Emperor's guidance, kept congratulating you. And you always...

Hated him like no other. On top of his chauvinism, the man's personality sucked, he was annoying and abrasive, you had to help him with his own work occasionally, he couldn't satisfy you carnally, he owned parakeets, his uniform was always sloppily kept, and you suspect that he had sexual relations with members of his family.

"Yeah, yeah, I'm okay. Things got pretty crazy back there with the air force," you say, sitting yourself up on the ground.

Yumi nods, saying "Yes, it truely was no small feat to overcome them. I was really worried there when I ran into my rival from back when I was an up and coming jetfighter pilot. I could hear her drooling at the prospect of shooting me down!"

"Yeah, how did we get out of that one, anyway? I passed out sometime after you did that barrel roll to deflect the lasers they fired at us," you rub your head, a little sore from the exertion it was placed under.

"Oh, it was nothing, I just gave them the ol' Akina flick and left them in my dust," she says while rubbing the back of her head.

You get up off the ground and look around.

"Where are we, anyway?"
>Write-in

>>36598444
In the outskirts of Lodz, Poland.

>>36598552
Pfft, I don't know anything about Poland.

>>36598706
Me either. Somewhere in Korea then?

>>36598818
Never said I wasn't up to the challenge.

A quick glance over the area reveals that you are in a wintry forest. Also, it's cold.

"I... think we landed in western Russia," Yumi says while she surveys the landscape as well.

Huh. Russians have been harassing the Empire for years, and are quite formidable despite their relative shortcomings in many areas. You'd have to tread carefully on such thin ice.

Yumi pauses, mutters, 'loading...' turns to you and says "My databanks also tell me that this area was known as 'Poland' in the past."

Poland? 'Rando no Polz,' a land of... Police? Banzai! You'll fit right in here!

"Follow my lead, Yumi-chan, I know what we should do," you say while holding your finger up in a "Eureka!" gesture.

"And what's that, Usagi-san?" she asks, giving you such a trusting gaze. The fact that she seduced your boyfriend sours it somewhat.

"Simple! We...
>head to the nearest town!"
>head to the nearest police station!"
>head to the nearest Kremlin!"
>Write-in

>>36599217

>head to the nearest town!"

>>36599217
>head to the nearest town!"
Hahah, po-land. ...

"Did you see any nearby cities before we landed?" you ask the cyborg.

"Yeah, there should be one about 8 miles in that direction," she says.

Great. "Think you could carry me over there?"

"Um, forgive me, but flying here from our homeland has tired me out some. I'm *yyaaaawwwnn* sorta sleepy," ++I require rest,++ she says.

clink, clink, clink, nneeeiigghhh

What was that noise? Even Yumi is looking around for the source.

"I can't detect any life signs besides hibernating animals," she says, looking to you for your judgement.

>Let's try to make a camp for the night.
>Let's hike over to the town before it gets dark.
>Bitch, you seduced my ex-boyfriend, fly me over.
>Write-in

>>36599620

>Let's try to make a camp for the night.

>>36599620
>Let's try to make a camp for the night.
>Also, forget the animals, that sounded mechanical

"Let's set up camp for now," you say, patting Yumi's shoulder. "First off, we'll need to get a fire going," you say, pointing to a tree.

Yumi draws her sword, which alights instantly, and makes short work of the tree. After the two of you gather the wood up into a pile, she embeds her sword in a log, setting the pile on fire with a will.

Ahhh, that's better. Nice and warm. But it's be better with some...

"Hey Yumi-chan, where were those life signs you detected earlier?" you say, drawing your ray gun and switching it to the "Kill" setting.

After you gather up some permanently sleepy rodents, you both skin them as best you can, and set them on sticks over the open fire.

"Um, Usagi-san?" Yumi asks.

>What is it?
>Mmmm, squirrels.

>>36599811

>What is it?

>>36599811
>What is it?

Taking in the mouth-watering scent of the roasting meat, you are distracted from your reverie by Cyberslut's question. "What is it, Yumi-chan?"

"Well, I don't really need to eat, so you can have my share."

She keeps this up, and you'll let her sleep with all your boyfriends.

"Oh! Uh, also..."

What is it now?

"When I said I hadn't detected any unusual life signs earlier," she stammers, "that was only on my targeting computer. However, I *sensed* something."

You put the flame-roasted squirrel meat out of your mond for now, and ask her, "What do you mean you 'sensed' something?"

Her wings flap once as she says, "I'm a ++Tenshi,++ that may have something to do with it. Whatever the case, something weird is in these woods."

Huh.

What do?
>Have Yumi keep watch
>Keep watch while Yumi sleeps
>Maybe you can still make it to the town...
>Write-in

>>36599943
>Have Yumi keep watch
>Stare at her ass whilst pretending to sleep

>>36599943
>>36599970
Yeah. Let's do that.

>>36599985
Couple with lamenting our own inferior posterior. If we're clones of the same person, how come she gets such a great rump? It's not fair, we want it.

You place your hands on her shoulders, and say cheerily, "Okay, Yumi-chan, since this is all~your~fault, I'm trusting you to keep watch tonight."

She looks at you, expressionless for a moment, but then her jaw drops and her eyebrows crease, her cute mouth letting out a "Wwwhhaaaaaaaaaaa?" amid some steam.

"I knew you were up to the task!" you say, patting her on the back as you go to finally dog in to your meal.

"But Usagi-san-" she starts, but you phase her out as you bring the squirrel up to your mouth, and chomp down.

"Blech!" This doesn't taste nearly as good as you thought it would be. Well, food is food. You down all you can stomach, and lay down by the fire.

Yumi has finally set about the task you've delegated to her. She sits facing away from the fire in seiza position, keeping her sword at the ready.

You feign a snore, followed by a series of soft mimimimimis. Through the slits of your eyes, you examine your young look-alike. She's still keeping vigil over the camp, jerking her head over at whatever slight noise she hears.

Most of her is replaced by machinery. Her head seems kind of normal, though you catch a glint of metal reflecting the firelight on the back of it. She also has that weird replacement eye. Everything from the waist down besides one certain area (which you'll be getting to in a moment) is mechanical. Even her wings are mechanical despite her claims of being a tenshi.

You lower your gaze to what stole that prick from you, her rump. You can't help but be a little envious of how well-endowed she is in that area, but not that much. After all, you have breasts. You wouldn't want an ass like a Baboon's anyway. You don't mean that. It's definitely one of the greatest you've ever seen, and that's coming from a straight woman, at least you think you are, maybe you could make an exception for-

You shake your mind free of those thoughts, and get to counting those rabbit feet you collected earlier. You have four.

>Cont.

>>36600322
++Power saving mode enabled.++

Eh?

"ZzzzzZzzzzzzZZZzZzzzzz" you hear. She's fallen asleep. Fuckin' pilots. Well, you're better at monitoring anyhow, having years of experience in the field.

You walk over to Yumi, tousle her hair, and draw your ray gun.

You peer out into the frozen forest, all of it cast in jumping shadows from your fire.

>Roll 1d20 for Perception, aiming high, best of three

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>36600376

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>36600376
Ain't no russlin' shadows gonna get past the watchful eyes of Yumi Usagi oh heyyy that butt's captivating...

It seems as though there are lots of spots where someone or something could make their way into your campsite. Your eyes briefly dance around the perimeter before you realize that you're not going to be able to make out any intruders/attackers like that what with the shaky and limited visibility the fire and darkness grant.

You close your eyes, and rely on your other senses.

clink, clink, clink, clink, clink

There's that metallic sound again. Where is it coming from, though?

clink, clink, Clink

That way?

Clink, Clink, Clink

Or over there?

Clink, CLINK, CLINK

You can tell that something's coming your way, but you can't make out the direction.

You place your hands over your ears, and sniff the air with your nose.

Bingo.

You turn around and shoot the intruder right off their horse. The horse rears back in its panic, and takes off back into the woods without its rider. As it goes, it seems as though it disappears into mist, but that could just be a trick of the light.

You eye the body of the rider over there. It seems like it's wearing armor.

>Take a closer look
>Wake Yumi up
>Write-in

>>36600581
>Take a closer look
We don't need to disturb her pretty ass for this.

>>36600581
>Take a closer look

"ZzzzzzzdaddyzzzzzzmoorrrrrreeezzzzzzzwashyourneckraghammrrzzzzZzzzbutusagineeeeezzzz"

The look on her face is too peaceful to disturb now. You'll chew her ass out later, for now you think you've got a pretty good handle on the situation.

You hold your ray gun at the ready as you draw closer to the rider's corpse. From this distance, you can see a set of metal wings on its back.

It's armor looks positively medieval, and its lance is shooting up right towards your head.

>Roll 1d20 for Dodging, aiming low, best of three

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>36600785
Aiming low? We never seem to manage that

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>36600785

>>36600797
Nevermind then.

Beeeeeest of threeeeeeeeeeeee!

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>36600785

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>36600845
Alriiiight
I was content with that 4 tbh

>>36600797
>>36600804
>>36600851
Okay, writing!

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You duck your head to the side instinctively, having dealt with dozens of cheap shots and sucker punches in the past when you were clearing out hives out scum and villainy during your days as a cadet.

You shoot the hand bearing that lance mid-thrust, which causes the lance to fly up into the air, arcing through the air, piercing the ground directly in front of the sleeping Yumi with a TWANGG.

http://youtu.be/InEmJYJxuOw

The figure kicks you away, hops right back up, and draws its sword with its remaining hand. It waves the blade around some in an impressive display of swordsmanship.

What do you do, Yumi Usagi?
>Get Yumi's katana and accept its challenge (Roll 1d100, average of three, aiming high)
>Write-in

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>36601045
>Get Yumi's katana and accept its challenge (Roll 1d100, average of three, aiming high)
>Mock his wings for not being working ones unlike your sidekick's

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>36601045

>>36601045
>Shoot it with the ray gun!

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>36601045
>Who needs a sword when you have a gun?

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>36601072
>>36601079
Yeah, switching to pew pew

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>36601045
>>36601072
Rolling.

"Oh, fuck that!" you think as you once again take aim with your ray gun and let loose a blast towards the middle of the figure's chest.

>>36601079
>73
Your shot connects with the figure's torso, the figure momentarily paralyzed from the white hot pain in its chest. It really is white hot, that armor, perhaps if you land another shot...

>>36601089
>92
Your shot pierces the armor, hitting the figure's insides. A blaze begins to form in its chest cavity. It drops its sword, and brings its good hand up to its torso. It feels the heat emanating from its wound, and glares at you. It sprints towards you with the fury of Hell itself in a last ditch effort to make your last moments just as painful, but it's too late.

>>36601103
>87
Your third shot really doesn't have a chance at missing a target that close and inviting, and it hits just as true as the first two. The inferno that was in there before grows tenfold, causing the armored rider to fall to its knees and howl in agony. Within the helmet, you can see its eyes melt and pop from the intense heat. The figure's torso finally explodes into heated bits of flesh and fried viscera, the armor helping somewhat to keep it contained, but not enough to keep some from landing on your cheek. The age-old armor creaks unpleasantly as the figure keels over, dead.

"How barbaric," you say with no small amount of disgust as you holster your ray gun.

You can't help but notice the dead person's odd set of fake wings. "Pfft, fat lot of good those did you, 'Tenshi-san.' These fakes couldn't even fly like my friend's here."

The figure looks up at you and says, "How rude!"

>Cont.

>>36601365
>The figure looks up at you and says, "How rude!"
Heheeheh, I love smug Usagi getting caught out

>>36601365
woops

>>36601365
You were not prepared for this.

"AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!"y you scream out, kicking the Hell-demon in its helmet.

"Ow! Meyla krafla mikli thur syr! Is kicking an opponent while they're down something that is allowed in this day and age? Small wonder Ragnarok's almost upon us," the figure grumbles as they get up off the ground.

You fall on your ass and scramble away from the revived demon, gasping out, "St-stay away from me, y-y-you beast!" You point your ray gun at it, but really, what good can it do at this point?

"Beast!? Why, I never!" The demon places its hands on its hips and looms over you. "Hmmm, to be defeated by one such as this..." The demon stands back up, and removes its helmet.

The woman lets her hair fall from the helmet, and sweeps it out of her face, looking at you in an unimpressed manner. Her wings flutter behind her, and you can't help but think it's done on purpose when a gust of wind hits you, knocking you on your back.

"Well, you did show some bravery by defending your friend, you possess much knowledge of today's warfare, and you are blessed with fortune. You pass."

>What?
>Huh?
>Eh?
>Umm...
>Write-in

>>36601605
>All of the above

You have only one response to a statement like that.

"What? Huh? Eh? Umm... The FUCK?!?"

The woman curls her lip as she regards you, and says, "You have been selected to fight in Ragnarok, Warrior of the East."

"Sorry, my dubber must be acting up. What the hell is Ragnarok?"

"Exactly! You get a gold star," the woman coos sarcastically. "Ragnarok is when every warrior, including the fallen, will fight demons and monsters in one big battle for creation! It truly will be Hell on Earth.

"And, when you die," the woman emphasizes by poking her gloved finger on your nose, "you shall asscend to the halls of Analhalla, where you will prepare for the demons' assault.

"Is that clear?"
>Crystal.
>Just one thing...

>>36601831
>Crystal.
>Just one thing...
>What the hell?

"Crystal."

The woman nods, looks up at the sky, and spreads her wings.

"Just one thing though..."

She gives you a look that would wither flowers.

"What the hell was with attacking us!?"

She grins at this, and says, "You don't truly know someone until you fight them. And besides..."

The woman turns away from you, and lifts off.

"You shot first."

You can look up her skirt some from where you're at, and before you can avert your eyes, you see something that's probably had stories told of its splendor. Dat ass.


>PERK GAINED: VALLEY GIRL
>So, like, Usagi can't, y'know, really get enough when it comes to totally bodacious bums and stuff.

You are Yumi Kuroneko, and you are on watch duty for the night. Oh shit, you're on watch duty for the night! What are you doing sleeping at a time like this!?

>Booting system...

You stir awake, and find yourself leaning against a metal pole sticking out of the ground. Your arms are cuffed together on the other side, and your butt's up in the air, where it is being poked and prodded by a soft and wet tongue.

"Good morning, sleepybutt," Usagi says from behind your behind, and resumes her licking.

"U-U-Usagi-n...san?!?" you cry out in surprise. "Wh...what brrrought thiiiiss ooonnnn?"

Usagi pauses, and withdraws. You can hear licking something else, and a few seconds later, that something else is pushing up into your rectum.

"Well, I just thought I'd give you a good tongue-lashing for falling asleep last night," she croons as she loosens up your asshole with her finger some more.

She removes her finger, sucks on it, and then resumes her attentions with her tongue once more. She's being what could be considered rough right now, dragging her tongue across your anus fast and hard, licking in a routine rhythm. You moan pathetically.

"Hahaha, seems like Little Miss Tenshi can't take any discipline!" your tormentor jeers.

"Grrr... ah! Hah~!" you can't even be defiant like this. But do you even want to be? After all, this feelsss ssoooo g-goooood!

"Yes, moan harder, you little slut..." Usagi whispers. She really does have quite an ego on her shoulders, doesn't she!? Well, she's not getting her way this time...

You lean over and bite down on the hilt of your katana. There, the incessant moans you're making and the cries of ecstasy have been neutralized.

Usagi sees this, and responds by smacking your ass, hard. You let out a muffled yelp, the hilt helping the pain somewhat, and yelp again when she brings down her palm a second time. Oh, your ass is still sore from Daddy handling it yesterday, today is gonna su- SMACK!

>Cont.

>>36602500
The third time she spanks your ass, she roughly rubs her hand across the stinging area, enhancing the sensation. The hilt falls from your mouth as your climax hits you and you let out a "NNNYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHH~!!!!!" that can be heard for miles.

"Probably just some Mynx who got itself caught in a trap," the locals reckon.

The drool coming out of your mouth forms a small wet spot on the ground, and you pant and pant as Usagi rubs your punished bottom soothingly, delivering light and wet kisses to the pained areas. She even brings up some of your fluids to rub into you.

"Oh, poor Yumi-chan!" she says while rubbing her cheek against your own. "Your punishment hasn't even finished, yet you went and did so anyway!"

"Wwwwwhhaaaaatt?" you stammer.

"Well, nothing for it but to redouble my efforts. It is my sworn duty as a police officer to reform you!" she hams out, bringing your butt up to her lips once more.

You wonder what she'll do this ti- "I'm gonna chew your ass out."

Ah.

You feel her plunge her tongue down your anus, and withdraws it while somehow pulling it. The sensation is heavenly, puffing out your anus a bite bite bite BITE bitebite BITE BITE BIIIIIIIITE.

You scream out into the wintry woodlands as Usagi nibbles on your asshole, working it in between her rows of teeth. When your anus retracts back to its normal state from her teeth's pushiness, she sticks her tongue in again, doing her best to turn you inside out. Then, the hellish sensation returns. After that, the heavenly one. Then hellish. Then heaven. Then hell. Heaven again. Hell once more.
Heaven.
Hell.
Heaven!
Hell!
HEAVEN!
HELL!
HEAVEN!!!
HELL!!!
LET'S ROCK!

You let out a soundless cry as the second wave hits you, not having any breath to spare. Usagi cups the liquid in her hand, saying "Itadakimasu~!" before drinking the liquid of your lust. When she finishes, she licks her lips, as well as her fingers so as not to waste one drop.

>Cont.

>>36602928
Usagi then unlocks your handcuffs, more for their sake than yours, what with bionic arms and all that. You right yourself after activating your wings, the mechanisms having been deactivated so as not to put Usagi-san in any danger.

After dusting yourself off , you turn towards Usagi. "Soooo..." you begin.

>What do you say to her? (Write-in)

>>36603024
Now with choices to pick from!

>What got you so fixated on my butt, Usagi-san?"
>How did the watch go last night?

>>36603135
>>36603024
Wow, abandoned?
Wtf guys!
>What got you so fixated on my butt, Usagi-san?"

>>36603135

>What got you so fixated on my butt, Usagi-san?"

>>36603584
Woops. Fell a sleep at my desk.

Fell asleep. Writing!

>>36605764
Maybe we should give it a rest for a day. Things are exceptionally slow atm

You turn around and wiggle you ass back and forth before her, asking, "What got you so fixated on my butt, Usagi-san?"

Usagi is hypnotized by your ass's motions, but shakes it off. She blushes as she plays with one of her bangs. "Well, I liked it as soon as I laid eyes on it, but last night, shall we say, a Tenshi came down and lowered some inhibitions of mine."

A Tenshi? Could it have been those hentais from NEW HEAVEN? Not that you're one to talk, anyway.

"Hmm, maybe we could get their help in fighting the Emperor," you say, running a hand through your black hair in thought.

"Actually," Usagi pipes up, "It seems like that tenshi wanted to enlist my help fighting off that rumored demon invasion in the west. They were gathering up lots of warriors. Something about Ragnarok, or at least that's what I think the barbarian called it?"

Hm, curious, though your posterior feels like there's a burning flame filling it when you hear that Raggernaraku word. "Well, you should be fine for now, I already whooped a lot of demon ass over there."

Usagi looks at you with a raised eyebrow, then nods, and starts breaking camp.

Only one more thing to take care of...

You are Yumi Usagi, and while you were busying yourself with setting off for the day, your companion just asked you something.

"Eh? Sorry, wasn't paying attention. What is it, Yumi-chan?"

The younger girl looks up at you, blushing. "Ummm..."

She's stalling. Putting on the charm that's won you several promotions, you stride over to her, swing your right arm around her back, y'know above the wings, and lower your ear towards her.

"What was it, Yumi-chan?" you ask while lifting her chin up with your left thumb.

Yumi's organic eye twinkles when she looks at you, and says, "So cool... er, uh, yes, my question, I shall repeat it."

She looks at you with resolve, and asks, "Can I call you Usagi-nee?"

>I'd like that.
>Now, why would you wanna call me a fool thing like that?
>Nahhh.
>Write-in

>>36606134

>I'd like that

You examine her face. Besides the bionic eye, that's your face. Perhaps you are related to her. Furthermore, she seems to be one of those sweet and earnest types. You've also never had a sister before...

You smile at her, and say, "I'd like that."

She beams at you, and before you can react she stands up on her tiptoes to steal a kiss from you. But that's...

"W-w-wait just a minute, I just spent the last half-hoummmphh!" you are interrupted by her lips pressing against yours once more, and your mouth is breached when she nibbles on your bottom lip. Her synthetic tongue works its way up to meet yours, and you note that she tastes like sugar. You can't help but give in to the kiss, and match her fervor, lowering a hand to her bottom to rub and knead at the still sensitive flesh.

She moans into your mouth, and you break the kiss. Both she and her bottom lip are pouting, clearly wanting to continue this sisterly bonding.

"Let's see if that town has a place to stay for the night," you say while delivering a smack on her ass, watching it jiggle like it was jello.

Yumi hugs you tightly, and soon enough the two of you are flying towards the town.

>End of Chapter Whatever the Fuck, I think it was four? Could have been nine.

>>36607161
Is this one archived?

>>36607161
Thanks for running QK. Hope the next thread brings in more players.

>>36607533
>>36607456
Try pressure training. Put on a timer and set up a subject. Then start writing, you have to type in X words on that subject before the timer reaches 0.

Decrease the time gradually or add more words.


You can also just practice writing in general.

Another good thing is having a basic layout of where you want to go. Some notes too.

>>36607586
Hmm, yeah, that sounds good. Thanks for the advice!

>>36607631
I could also use a computer instead of my phone, but I think I can focus more on writing when I'm on my phone.

>>36607717
I dunno how to help you on that part, maybe leave just one window open while questing?