Gather round, fellow Druids. The first order of business is whether we are allowed to urinate on our assigned stump for territorial marking purposes while in beast form. There has been concern that this could be detrimental to the plant life in the stone circle. Supporters claim that urine is natural and therefore good, regardless of its effect on the plants.The opposition believes that even animals do not "shit where they eat" and this is our most sacred place.What say you? We are also open to new business.
Pretty sure animals piss on the boundary of their territory, not in their own beds.If anything everyone should piss in a circle around the meeting place and not within it.
>>36548437Ah, but the circle is communal. Only the stump belongs to a particular Druid. You have misunderstood our conundrum.
>>36548386Hey Druids! Have you seen any coffee trees around? Some one stole mine
>>36548622So? communal territory demands communal piss.The stumps belong to no one, we only borrow them for a time.
>>36548820I agree with this fellow. How can a man own a piece of this world that gives so much to all?
>>36548792You can't own a plant. What kind of barbarian are you?
>>36548889A man who cultivated the trees for 475 years. I think I have a right to call them my trees.
When will the Circle stop pushing this blatant double standard and let dinosaurs be released on the continent?I have all the evidences that they're necessary to my 270.000 years plan to bring about the perfect ecosystem.
>>36548962We already have birds, which are hyper-evolved flying dinosaurs. Why would you want the out-dated versions?
>>36548902I think the trees have given you more than you could ever ask already.
>>36548962The dinosaurs had their day. They were not fit to survive.
Birds aren't enough of a competition for mammals of this era.Increased strife between macrofauna species is needed for a more robust ecosystem. That's been my theory for years.And dragons are nice and all, but they reproduce too slowly and are too civilized for my tastes.
>>36548902come one, you are that one butler from the mage's guild, aren't you? Get out of here at once!
>>36549034Yes well, after 475 year spent working on them, you tend to get attached. Also, I fear what my bosses will do to me if I tell them I can't make coffee anymore
>>36549063Hey, I'm just checking. I felt that if anyone could help me it would be you guys. And the title is assistant, not butler
Dr.Stabby has no idea why he is tied up and surrounded by furries but he is pretty sure someone is going get stabbed.
>>36549065The Mage's Guild ill deserves a master of coffee such as yourself. You should think about defecting to the Druid's Circle, Mortimer.
>>36549065Tell him coffee is like, really bad for your health. I tell that to everyone and sometimes it works.
>>36549093Hey, hands off, he is MY assistant, tree hugging freaks!
>>36549090Fuck>>36549093Sorry, but no. I don't think you would like my "helpers">>36549109That isn't going to work with my bosses>>36549115Double fuck
>>36549115*ahem*The Mage's Guild ill deserves a master of eldritch combat such as yourself. You should think about defecting to the Druid's Circle, Cromina.
>>36549125Dammit boy, are you a furry too?
>>36549127It is Cromia Lieselotte Isolda Von Mannsfield-Schwarzhelm for you.>>36549125>Double fuckOh, so you're ready? Good boy, good boy, although... doing it in front of all those druids...
>>36549115>tree huggingAnd proud of it. You should see the kind of action I still get in that area.
>>36548386do Urban Druids get a say?
>>36549150No, just looking for my coffee trees>>36549158Not like that Cromina
Why don't we simply mark our territory on rocks?
>>36549158Of course, where are my manners. Perhaps you would like to sit in with us? Maybe with some, what was it, Mortimer? Coffee?
>>36549170Just like at my current gf.>>36549188I piss on them all the time, not my fault if they're not as fertile as humus.
>>36549192No coffee trees, no coffee unfortunately
*walks past the meeting circle into the grove, lights flash from the grove*
>>36549180Oh, sorry. My bad, my bad.>>36549192Ah, seems like sometimes one of you uncultured swines DOES remember how to behave with normal people. Very well, I'll sit down for now. It is not like, you know, I have anything better to do.
>>36549233This is not going to end well*takes cover behind the rock*
>>36549251So are you behind me on the whole rock idea?Also weird question. Do we go in heat? Or like is it if I'm in the mood before shape shifting?Because I really don't want that.
>>36549251I'll join you
>>36549233Soros PLEASE. I am in the middle of something important here, could you please try not to screw it?
I really wish tryhards would stop doing this.
Heeeeeeeey guys! Waaaasss up!
>>36549233*fire vanishes because we somehow manipulate all oxygen now*
>>36548386Nah man, don't go pissing on stumps.
>>36549251*flashing stops and I walk out* Mortimer your trees are back where they belong. Coffee please.>>36549293Just getting the coffee trees back. It's help settle my nerves.>>36549298Not a fire spell just a spell of finding to get back Mortimer's property. Don't make me bring a magma elemental in here.
>>36549086Now I feel like an asshole. I want to cultivate a relationship with anyone who loves plants this much. I can't believe in a world without coffee.
>>36549328Thank you, Tea?
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>36549228We have our own coffee trees, Mage. Here, give it a try.(rolling to see how good it tastes compared to your own famous blend)
>>36549288Ehw, I hope you do not because I most certainly don't. You druids, no better than animals...>>36549354SOROS! I'm just trying to bring the druids the message from the Mage's Guild- that is YOUR guild to!Now, now, who is the most important tree hugger here?
>>36549172All Druids are equal in the circle but I would hope you're at least tending a park.
>>36549389someone keeps hitting me from behind and disappear. No damage whatsoever but I drop my nametag every time
Can we settle this once and for all:Are Elementalists Druids or not?I have a few friends who claim the flames talk back to them or whatever so I'm not sure.
>>36549389Meh, need the coffee i'm going back now. Knock it out whatsyerface,>>36549406Er Cromina.*walks out muttering about thing best left unheard*
>>36549354You know what? I'm not even going to question that. Just give me a minute and the coffee should be ready.>>36549361That is my worst nightmare>>36549370It won't be as good as my coffee but here>>36549375It's pretty good. Here have some of mine
>>36549419If they draw power from nature as a spiritual/elemental force, then sure. If they do it for science and through arcane power, then no.
>>36549389All of Gaia's children are equal. Maybe we could teach you mages some humility.
>>36549391well duhDruids are guardians of natureI just think cities are apart of nature too
Well if there is one good thing about being on the ground, It's got a great view.
>>36549419Our head pyromancer do the same. Elementalists are druids if they pray to nature like whiny pigs and wizards if they man up and take power from her unwilling hands. Simple enough.>>36549426Speak louder, geez! How am I supposed to...... oh. Really?
Does anyone else find it's easier to just lick themselves clean while wildshaped than to bathe? Feels good man.
What on earth are all of you doing here? This is a DRUID'S meeting! Go on, right the way out! Come on! Cromina, Soros, Mortimer, and you too Stabby.
>>36549428no noI was offering Teait's my on blend
>>36549465Dr.Stabby is still tied up
>>36549465aw, man, for the last time! I'm here with a letter from antruthius! Point me to the head furry here, I'll deliver it and be right back to the guild!
I've lost count of how many new monstrosities wizards have created in order to protect their dungeons from adventurers. Gelatinous Cubes, Mimics, Cloakers and so on. And I've lost count of how many times they've let them escape due to how forgotten they are.As a result, the outside world is full of these creatures that should not be, free from purpose but also ravaging any ecosystem they come across.As genocide of any species is an affront to nature, we need to invent an ecosystem that these species are supported by but also do not ruin, in order to prevent them from spiraling out of control and despoiling the natural world.Any ideas?
>>36549461So what's why you lot all stink so much. Even by our admittedly loose standards you're an embarrassment.
>>36549437Yeah, this will never happen>>36549465Hey, we are having a nice conversation here about coffee trees!>>36549471Oh. Tea trade then?
>>36549465Nah man, there cool to stay here man. It's Alllllllll good.
>>36549483You must be purposely trying to antagonize us. You know that we only accept magical messages. You killed that tree to mess with us!
How do people feel about the proposed merger of the Druid Circle with the Shaman Ring?
>>36549499What about... bigger bears?
>>36549507>>36549502>>36549483Alright, carry on then.
>>36549465*is already gone*
>>36549531Hey, what plane are you from?
>>36549502that sound delightfulthank you
>>36549514Oh man, I love those guys man. we should totally do it guys.
>>36549514Bringing spirits onto the material plane? I am wholly against it.
>>36549540The plane of virgins with a stick up their ass. Also can you untie me?
>>36549499Genocide is against nature?ARE YOU HIGH!ANIMALS DIE OUT!NATURE DOESN"T GIVE A SHIT!
>>36549560That explains so much>>36549568Promise you won't stab any one first.
>>36549574Finally the Urban Druid says something we can all agree with.
>>36549574Death is natural. Deliberate causing of death on a massive scale is not. You don't sound very much like a druid.
>>36549514Call me a SJD or whatever but I'm fine with them. We're basically doing the same shit, though they're a bit too much into immaterial stuff.If I can't at least try to eat it, it's not really a part of nature.>>36549574Must be nice to live in a fantasy world where nature is self-regulating. We're all here because we have the consciousness of an higher ideal for nature. To let it "defend itself" is effectively giving the technofetishists a free pass to shit over everything.
>>36549560Oh my. Terrible tragedy, what's happened there. Hopefully it can be renewed in time.>>36549652What else do you expect from an urban "druid"?
>>36549513I didn't...Ah! For the love of asmodeus, can you stop being so... druids for a fucking second and listen to me?Long story short. Recently the guild was attacked by a drow witch and her army. Battles were had, names taken, we came out as big damn heroes but lost one of the best witches we had. In a way that pisses us off really bad. So Antruthius, who is a far more forgiving and collaborative man than I am, sought to call for the other guilds to unite against future attacks and stipulate a contract that urges every guild, circle or whatever the fuck to rush and help the others when shit hits the fan.If you ask me I Do not think you could be even slightly useful to us but hey. The archmage spoke, so here it is.>>36549544Man you are the most chillax guy I ever met.
>>36549593I promise to not stab anyone who does not need healing or is not an immediate danger to me or those I care about.
>>36549615Deliberate causing of death of unnatural creatures is fineNature doesn't care>>36549611go lick a toad and leave the speaking to people who care about the issues
>>36549688Fine*unties Stabby* so who do you care about?
>>36549670I just need to call them on their bullshit. They're all edgy saplings who buy into the worst kind of laissez-faire ideologies and think they're enlightened.
>>36549682I suppose even the idolaters of the Mage's Guild can inadvertently serve the interests of the Earth. Hand it to me and I will send a response soon.
>>36549710Hey man. you can't tell me what to do man. I care about these issues too man! I think you need to calm down man.
>>36549718Lets see. I care about you, the thiefs guild, The archdruidest who left me tied up here, and that one drow chick. Oh and my pet grasshopper, Henry.
>>36549773How is Henry anyway?
>>36549760*warps in with a mug, fill mug and drinks* Ah much better. Thank You Mortimer.
>>36549712Let's make a deal, don't ask, don't tell. Give me some of whatever the fuck is sending you so high and then you can ask me to do anything.>>36549727"Archdruid"Not even a worthy title.Even you are not the head druid or you tree lovers are really a pathetic bunch
>>36549804Hey now, I've known head druids who were really into lices.
>>36549804Bearijuana hands Cromina a large metal barrel labled. I got it from that sneaky dude. He called it chet fool.
>>36549804(Motions to Shambling Mound). Alfred, take this man away to the compost heap. But get the letter first. You can eat the letter afterward.
>>36549652self-regulating?AM THE ONE SAYING WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING!LIKE KILLING THE WIZARD MADE UNNATURAL CREATURE THAT ARE DESTROYING NATURE!>>36549670if you have a problem say it>>36549735ohwhat issues?
>>36549868BearIjuana waves off the shambling moundNah Alfred, she's cool. Hey you want some chet fool?
>>36549876Like with the aberrations. We should just make some dungeons for them. that's like their habitat man.
>>36549868First of all she's female, Druid. Second of all you're about to be missing a shambling mound if he follows your orders. Third of all mess with my coffee supply again and I will do something that would be mean by Dr.Stabby's admittedly lax standards.
>>36549804Simple titles are all we need, a designation only for the sake of rank, not of vanity.>>36549876My problem is your blatant condoning of unnatural acts. Even if they are against unnatural things or enemies of nature, by using such methods we become no better than them!
(Chittering fills the air. Trees sway with the weight of tiny bodies. Nut fragments fall like rain.)Hey guys! Sorry I'm late!
>>36549907Hey, you think I should tell them about Polo?
>>36549786Doing well>>36549907Like fuck his wife in the ass with a spiked dick in your dungeon without lube?
>>36549905now that's a good answer
>>36549860From Stabby?You're taking me for a fool? Hell no, begone with your foul drugs.Damn stabby, fuck you. I have still to decide if I hate you more than jheska, it is fucking tough call.>>36549868Don't you dare touching me, tree fucker, least you want to leave this meeting with far more holes on yourselves than you ever had!
>>36549907Perhaps we should help finish what that drow witch started!
>>36549876Hey man, we're all in agreement that killing wizards is always a plus.But we should also push for more aggressive regulations regarding these things. I heard the Cube things just end up pecked to "death" by birds so they're not too much of an issue, but the other shits could be.
>>36549652Well hold on now. Who is to say technology can't be used to aid in the defense of nature? I've had tremendous success with using runes to runes to encourage trees to grow into the proper shapes for automaton that are much more effective than the traditional Ents. We should focus on fighting pollution and depletion, and the establishment of renewable resources. Not fighting technology.
>>36549956*gets out from cover* if you so much as try it, I will sick Marco and Polo on you.
>>36549932Bearijuana hugs Squirrel girl and offers her some Chet fool.>>36549955Bearijuana shrugs and offers you some dried nuts and berries.
>>36549956I'm listening, honorable archdruid. Are you interested in an alliance for chance?
>>36549985I am in favor of traveling via trees and other plants in lieu of those filthy airships or the subjugation of horses and other animals. There is some merit to your position.
>>36549937No, if they don't know then the surprise on their faces would be worth a mint to Lupa and the others.>>36549938Worse Stabby, worse my leaps and measures.>>36549956You started it, then as we tried to make peace you had a servant of your accost us again. I took what belongs to Mortimer without issue or malice. You press me I'll show you what I can do when I am ready for a fight.>>36549992Oh, of course Jheska' pulling your string you poor, poor puppet.
>>36549930so sit back and watch as their destory all we hold dear?you go right ahead and do that if you think thats bestI have some hunting to do
Woah! All of you calm down a bit! The druids and the mages were once amicable allies! We had prank wars not a month ago! What is with all this hostility? Come now, we can resolve this reasonably.>>36549992Oh fuck. Well look, now we have a common enemy!
>>36550009K. Should I sick them on her?
>>36550009What is it, Soros? Aren't you happy to see me again?
>>36549992We have much to discuss. Hallucinogenic mushroom?
>>36550029>fireballFirst fire, ask later.Want some more, bitch? Get out of Fryia's body!
>>36549958not the wizardsthe creatures they madealthough if they are that weak maybe we don't have to do anything
>>36550029Hey, do you know a drow named Tru'to?
>>36549860 >>36549991 It's Jet Fuel, not chet fool.>>36549992Whats shacking sugar tits?
>>36550024I knew you were Stabby in disguise!>>36550047And you! You're cohorts with this witch?! She who has no respect for the wilds, and who sows only discord and destruction? You are unworthy of the title of Archdruid,
>>36550009I've always said wizards are an affront to all that is holy with their spellbooks.
>>36550076Your cruising for a bruising there
>>36550006Thank you, Arch-Druid. The automaton in question are powered via steam heated with runes. The runes are solar powered. My primary concern is how we would go about rationalizing the use of metals, which has typically been against druidic rational on the basis that metals must be extracted via harmful mining, and are non-renewable. I would like a small grant to research how we could go about replenishing these natural sources, perhaps from one the elemental planes. If such a thing were possible, it would drastically increase our standing among the other guilds, and enable us to great better guardians for our vital forests.
>>36550047Thank you, honorable head of this magnificent circle. I apologize for the rudeness of my former peers- they do not know better than firing spells and dabble with nature for entertaining...>>36550054Like this, see? >>36550054ry again, Cromina, I've got more Spell Resistance than you got class levels.>>36550070Stabby, stabby, always good to see you. Thanks for helping me last time.
>>36550073Don't try to sow discord Parasolus. You've always had it out for me ever since I won first prize in that fruit tree contest. Get over it, that was years ago!
>>36550111Ok that's it!*blows a rather high pitched whistle*
>>36550028Your call, wouldn't be surprised if it a sending though.>>36550029Like rotting wound reopening.>>36550047*face palms* You know her version of ideal nature ahs more abominations per square meter than a mad wizard's tower right?>>36550076And yet you work with a a known mage and traitor who desire nothing more than dominion over anything her mind can perceive. Though druids were supposed to be wise.
>>36550109The problem is what would I pay you with? Coins? More metal? That new-fangled paper currency? Even worse! What would you propose?
>>36550073I repsect the wilds and all of their inhabitants, honorable druid. No need to be upset- as you archdruid wisely understands, I'm no enemy of yours.
>>36550144Jheska, your ember Marco and Polo don't you?
>>36548386So, what is the Circle's view on fire magic?Personally I've always been of the opinion that fire, being a natural part of the life cycle of many ecosystems, should be fair game for druids. But many of our colleagues feel that destructive magic, even when used for the right purposes, is and ought to be verboten. Thoughts?
>>36550139Ah, what could any druid want? I'd require more territory to tend, and to utilize the energy from I am rather new to the guild, and have been given territory near a city that absolutely spews pollution. It is not a conducive environment for such high-energy magic.
>>36550109Bearijuana hands mike a lot of empty metal barrels.Here you man, on the house.
>>36550117This has no matter of my own interests. It is in the interests of the druids, the mages, the plane itself that Jheska is stopped. And your consorting with her makes you no better. >>36550144You lie through a dead woman's teeth, witch. That 'little' attack of yours? The surrounding forests were not only scourged, but the wildlife blighted by the drow's corruptive influence.
>>36550138>Like rotting wound reopening.How cute, is this my nickname now? Or are you talking about my parting gift for you?>>36550158I do, and I do not find them more terrifying than I did once, my friend.
>>36550161How'm I supposed to grow delicious blueberry bushes out of my bear shit if I don't scorch the field every other year or so? Ridiculous
>>36550184These will be wonderful base components that I can use to link up with the elemental planes. By the way as a guild we should look into scrap metal recycling programs from the larger cities. It breaks my heart to see those garbage dumps.
>>36550197I figured that. Just don't tell the archdruid what they are. I want it to be a surprise
>>36550196ahh leave the girl along, she's no more of a danger then any other wizard.
>>36550197No! Fuck no, NO! I'm not going to stand back listening to your ranting again! >Maxed Fireball>Quickened Chain LightingWhy it does not work you bitch! Die already!
>>36550180Talk to Harry. He keeps the records for free lands. Jane will see that everything is arranged.
>>36550217Yeah, says the murderer who aided her.>>36550225You want some help with that?
>>36550225Bearijuana watches in horror as his jet fuel ignites.
>>36550227That will be fine, I will report back when the initial research is complete. To the laboratory!
>>36550197More akin to how you smell. That possession isn't agreeing with your quintessence.>>36550225*hands her an aetherial blade* You're welcome.
>>36550196Jheska, is this true? Did you blight lands?
>>36550245QUICK SOMEONE SUMMON SMOKY THE BEAR!
>>36550245We all know that's you, Stabby. Leave the bear's corpse out of this.>>36550281Do not expect a word of truth out of those tainted lips, she will say whatever she must.
>>36550282>SUMMON WATER ELEMENTALReally?
>>36550266No bloodshed in the sacred grove! Don't make me summon that elder worm.
>>36550281Archdruid, let me introduce you to my pets. This is Marco, a Vraal. And this is Polo, a cross breed between a tarrasque and a dragon
>>36550310No blood will be shed by this blade. It strikes at things far more important and deeper.
>>36550225Once again you show everyone that high intelligence means nothing, Cromina. I find your little show rather amusing, though.>>36550237Please, honorable druid, I'm no enemy of this circle and I deeply apologize for what the drow did to your forests- discipline is hard to keep when someone like ashburn is leading the army.>>36550281I did not, honorable druid.>>36550266Petty insults, no real skills, same old soros.>>36550310Thank you once again, wise archdruid. Your wisdom enlighten us all.
Are things always like this?am starting to think I shouldn't of came here
*creeps ever so slowly over to his trunk and sits down* sorry for being late brothers and sisters but you see my studies kept me down *coughs up excess muckus*
>>36550306 jeez forget to change your name tag one time and you never hear the end of it
>>36550350Thanks for the tea by the way. It was amazing
>>36550336I do agree with the Archdruid on this. If you're going to kill Jheska as you should, do it on unhallowed ground.>>36550341The stench of death and deceit weighs heavily upon you. What do you feel, wearing the flesh of the woman you killed? Speaking dissent and untruth through her lips?>>36550350Not really, Jheska tends to do that sort of thing to a crowd.
>>36550336I'd really like to shed some blood instead, you know? Here and now!>>36550341>Quickened Black Tentacles!>Empowered Chain Lighting!>>36550387>he stench of death and deceit weighs heavily upon you. What do you feel, wearing the flesh of the woman you killed? Speaking dissent and untruth through her lips?Yeah this.I'm actually saying a druid is right. Damn this world is upside down.
>>36550382Your very welcomed it's nice to see some people have manners
This has gotten completely out of hand. Give the Wizards credit for one thing, they tried to convince me not to switch away from Reginald's Rules of Order.
>>36550401Oi, you mind stopping to kill my sweet babu?
>>36550387so the forest being lit on fire and people just throwing around spell isn't normal?
>>36550425I just love how you still haven't noticed my pets.
>>36550387Well, better the devil you know than the devil you don't. I'll take your word on this. We'll have to decline an alliance Jheska. But do stay for the peace pipe.
>>36550449Not really, that's the Mages' doing for the most part. That forest fire was a result of one such spell.
>>36550341<Move earth> Now we're out of the grove.>>36550387>>36550310Happy?>>36550426Why? She's in a rotting human corpse, and she hates you.>>36550452They have trouble seeing non natural things.
>>36550452Yes, I'm sure you're very proud of them. You like to show them off like a toddler who has just discovered his wee wee. It's laughable really.
>>36550475Dr.Stabby gestures to all his knifes The heart wants what the heart wants. Also because I'll stab you.
>>36550387I did not kill her. She is right here, willingly lending her body to me, her former instructor, and helping me complete the tasks I was denied to see coming to fruition. Maybe I should let her talk to you?>>36550426Don't listen to soros, doctor, you are an awesome man.>>36550425I hereby ask again for alliance, being the only one not to defy your authority as the supreme master of this place.
>>36550472no goodtheir are a lot of wizards in my cityreally I thought there'd be a fire soonerof course I also expect that a good part of my city will have burned down by the time I get back
>>36550504You do realize one of my pets is a Tarrasque with wings.
>>36550531You sure she didn't ensorcell you? You seem either charmed, enthralled or smitten.
>>36550543I am not a master of this place anymore than another mortal. I serve Gaia, mother to us all.
>>36550543YOU BET! Let her talk, let us see this new trickery! AH!>>36550475Soros! SOROS! Killing her now! HURRY!
>>36550543Necromancy is not a practice I would put below you.>>36550554Alright tuypo.
>>36550554ment oh good
>>36550574 you got him>>36550571Your stupidity will most likely be your undoing, idiot.
>>36550568Of course. <Unerring doom>>>36550543<Spiritbane>
>>36550559I find it cute that you still think magic is going to be very effective on me.>>36550607no pretty sure I'll be a pissed of warrior.
>>36550597It's a Tarrasque. You do know what those are don't you?
>>36550614>>36550568Need some help with that, then?>>36550543<Advanced Dispulsion>
>>36550623Did she ever make you drink a potion to get you "in the mood">>36550646More the merrier, cockroach that she is always wriggles free.
>>36550626I know the deep secrets of the earth that you can't even fathom. I am familiar with all creatures.
>>36550543Dr.Stabby offers his healing services
>>36550614Ngh- your mastery has improved, soros? Well done, well done, tee-hee... though this will never be enough, not until Fryia herself tries to cast me out, and as you may notice, she is not doing it->>36550646-ngh! Archdruid, may I ask you to put an halt on this druid behavior?>>36550660
>>36550660Then tell me about my pet Vraal. What do you know about that.
>>36550654Seriously, you're just reaching now. Also please do not attack her again.
>>36550680There is no mercy for those who blight the land. Reap what you have sown.
>>36550665Freeze, Doc. Wanna heal your beloved drow? COme and meet my blade.Or rather, all of them! Die, filthy vermin in doctor clothes!
huhwhat did you do Jheska?
>>36550682Mortimer, now is REALLY not the time for that!>>36550680<Mwonvuli Reaping>
>>36550684Get her out of Fryja's body and back into her own the sure as long as she stays the hell away from us.>>36550680<Scarlet Lament> ,<Endless Tide Of Shadows> Unlike last time I'm ready for fight Jheska.>>36550680
>>36550731Sorry, I'm just distracting him, but if you want me to stop...
>>36550762Archdruid's on our side now man>>36550697>>36550720Hoo, that is a LONG story. One that I don't know well enough to tell.
>>36550782Oh. My bad
>>36550697B-but, what are you talking about, I did never act against the land, honorable archdruid!>>36550731>>36550751Desist at once, lowly minions! <mass hold person>
>>36550782It's so hard to find good assistants these days.
>>36550712>>36550808Dr.Stabby sighs crouches down, fading from sight. You feel someone touch your butt. He reappears behind Jheska with 1 knife planted in her left kidney and the 1 planted in the base of her neck. When he removes them she is healed.
>>36550808>club over head
>>36550782so join in or?
>>36550859Yes, the more the better.>>36550808<Primal Resurgence>Blue mages thinking they're tough shit until those detainment spells are bouncing off me like water on a stone.
>>36550834My what!YKES!You faggot! Half-assed pathetic excuse for a man! I'll got your head on a pike! >>36550839See it is not how it is done. First of all I take this oversized scimitar, than i held it over my head, than i POWER ATTACK, BITCH >>36550808
>>36550751Dropped my nametag from casting.>>36550808Heh, doesn't work on me. Chaos blight means I don't register as a "person" anymore. <Distension of Spirit> <Shadow of Incoherent Despair> <Birth of Sorrows Song>>>36550834Wouldn't it be easier just to get her out Of Fryja and into her own body?
>>36550839Mortimer what is going on, I go for a stroll and find druids in my favorite walking place and wizards at their meeting?
>>36548386>Gather round, fellow Druids. The first order of business is whether we are allowed to urinate on our assigned stump for territorial marking purposes while in beast form. There has been concern that this could be detrimental to the plant life in the stone circle.I'll let my holy stump be bulldozed for a parking lot before I hear any nonsense about me not being able to pee on it myself.
>>36550902I prefer simplicity when it comes to attacks.>>36550915Jheska
>>36550904Gives "you an I'm working on it but I don't want Fryja to die if I remove Jheska" Look.
>>36550820True words my brother, my last assistant died, to bubonic plague I think...
>>36550940Why do you think, i'm casting mezzer spells?
>>36550890okHEY JHESKA I CURSE YOU!bedbugs, lice, ticks swarms of everything reallyyeah have fun
>>36550940Is Stabby actually helping, then? Chaotic Neutrals, I swear.>>36550944Hey Golgo, wanna lend a hand over here? Then again, diseases may not be the way to go about this.
>>36550203You could try what the rest of us do and grow them with magic. Point is, I don't think fire is intrinsically bad, or even necessarily destructive. If it was, the phoenix would be pure Evil von Devilspawn, and early man would have been the antiChrist.
>>36550944Your insurance carrier must be killing you in your line of work.
>>36550967Dr.Stabby chuckes a large dagger at your face
>>36550834Your loyalty is refreshing as water to the wanderer, doctor>>36550890>>36550904Go ahead and cruash against my spell resistance, I...>>36550902OUCH... you. You do not desire to live anymore.<phantasmal killer>
>>36550986<Deflection>Thought as much.>>36550987Hmm, alright how much do you guys want Fryja alive? Because I can have this witch done with if you don't mind the body being destroyed.
>>36550987<clubs over head> please work this time
>>36550987So bunny cunny, I think this deal you where trying to work out has gone tits up. I think the prudent thing to do would be to get the hell out of dodge.
>>36551014Let her remains fertilize the Earth from which she took. Fitting.
>>36550987Ahah! See that soros, see that? Wasn't I great, I am invicible, you know--YKES No, how does i come you are here! Stay away from me! Stay away!>fireballs in random directions
>>36550987<Illsuion Eater> *yawns* <Kinetic Reinforcement> *throws several balls*>>36551039It's an illusion idiot.
>>36551018Sadly I have to agree, doctor. Nothing is to be gained anymore here...<Quickened dimension door>Have fun until next time, tee hee. >disappears trough the door.
>>36551039You need to work on your WIS stat, Cromina.>>36551037Well, with the Archdruid's approval I can go through with it.>>36551085<Planar Grounding>Oh no, not this time witch.
>>36551061Ahhh! Ahhhh! No way, no...Ehrm, what? Oh. Ok. Sorry for that.>>36551085No wait you are not going anywhere!FUCK YOU.
>>36551085<Cowards Retrieval> Not so fast.
>>36551061Wait soros, what happened to their souls being seperated, I thought I handled this, I'm confused I spend several weeks negotiating a deal and I come back to this.
>>36551085Dr.Stabby goes though the door.>>36551094Dr.Stabby goes right though the door and is still here. He looks at all the angry spell casters.
>>36551085enjoy the swarms for the rest of your life
>>36551094>>36551130Quickened, as in "quicker then not- quickened spells". Learn some more. Goodbye, tee hee
>>36551135Fryja cracked ran away and got repossessed. >>36551153I have 3 rounds after you run away to forcibly retrieve you. It's a retrieval spell not a block.
>>36551175... You have got to be kidding me.
>>36551097>>36551105>>36551061Listen, sorry about your friend. But this defiler has lived too long, done too much to desecrate the earth.>>36551085>Dosan's Oldest ChantCAEDWYNN NOLASSI DRUWAIGGAN HLAVAL! EREDHI EIDWENPAS VOLOFARH GON-GILAD!
Got to go eat dinner. Be back in a bit
>>36551186If only, the others tried to talk me out of getting her back and thus I was too slow to save her.>>36551195You do realize that is what she wants right? Access to that spell so she can twist it?
>>36550967Ah yes but my new assistant is a pestilence blooded, no need to worry about that kinda stuff anymore.>>36550977Well even without disease I still have my little helpers *rats and other vermin crawl out of Golgolaths' robes*
>>36551224>At this point, the spell is well underway. Parasolus is in a trancelike stateCHORAZYN DURUDANUR! AGZ ETSIRIS NEMAEN! AGZ PHAROUS!
>>36551175yadda, yadda, stop being sooo annoying, I swear I...>>36551195What are you doing, idiot, what are you doing, stop right there...Tee hee. Kidding. Pity that >>36551224soros ruined it... here, have one of my preferrd tricks!>wave of ecstasy! I have to resort to this escapade route, then. Very well. >fairy ring retreat Again, I bid you farewell!
>>36551224Well this is definetly somewhat of a horrible problem.
So, how is every body?
>>36551274>Parasolus, still in his state of trance, continues the chant. Thanks to the retrieval spell and the Planar Grounding, transportation out of the region is unfeasible.HWAFAZ NAIDOATH AGZ! EIDOSAN CAHENTI NAGETH! MORUSAI
>>36551319 teleportation, not transportation.
>>36551317You! YOU! LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!>>36551319We are still here damn you! You are going to kill us all! Soros, release the grounding, we need to bail out!
>>36551338You get the idea.
>>36551317I cursed someone with being followed by swarms of insect their isam doing great
>>36551381sorry thatsevery swarm their is
>>36551363Me?Dr.Stabby looks around at the burning forest.Damn, when did I become a high level wizard, because all this damage looks magical in nature.Dr.Stabby fades from sigh
>>36551401>>36551381I heard a plaintiff wail of indignity! Did someone need some help?
>>36551319<Planar Disjunction> <Silence>>>36551405*Gabs Stabby and drags him* Stab me and I will make sure you don't live to put it in to "Jheska"
>>36551416Oh, no! Not the pallies, we got too many problems on our own, ok?
>>36551416well she was eviland it's not going to kill her
>>36551425Dr.Stabby gets out of your grasp, bashes you over the head with a Sap, and had that attack counts as a sneak attack.
I'm back from dinner... Oh you have got to be kidding me. Ok, whose up for a road trip to the northern barrens?
>>36551496What are we gonna do there?
>>36551495*can't be snuck up on* That tickles Stabby You should know you can't sneak up on me. *energy Tentacles pierces Stabby through the Sternum*
>>36551515We're going to find Jake'ness, and convince him to use it on Jheska
>>36551535look at how his precious drow bailed the fuck out of here, I mean, that's love for sure if I ever saw it...>>36551552Well let me just check my-WHAT?
>>36551552Bad idea Mortimer. Very bad.
>>36551577You heard me.
>>36551552>>36551552>>36551535AEDRYYN NORFAUTH GOR-GARANT! HYM DURLAIN GOR-GARANT! NATHILM AGZ!
>>36551535And you shouldn't attack a rogue without a meat shield, soros.Dr.Stabby evades the tentacles and slashes them with daggers of dismissal.
>>36551589It's the only sure fire thing that will stop her>>36551613<clubs Stabby over the head> come on Stabby, we are going to find the scariest person in existence
>>36551416Ah Paladins, have I ever told you the story how one of them tried to smite me? The look on his face was priceless...
>>36551590And I say you are not going. First of all, it is too dangerous. Not that I care, I mean. Ehrm. And it is not like we are going to accomplice anything, we will just get decommissioned as another bothering stuff
>>36551599*punches him in the face*>>36551613Really not necessary at this juncture. >>36551640He hates us more than he hates her. I'm washing my hands of this. Later guys need to reinforce the wards.
>>36551599>Parasolus' body is now vibrating and glowing a dim green light.ARATHAK! ARATHAK! ARATHAK!
>>36551599SHUT UP!that's not a real spell anyways
>>36551674SHE! IS! GONE!>power attackstop being silly!
>>36551669>>36551664Don't care, still going to do it. Though I do appreciate the concern
>>36551640But I'm right here, boy.>>36551669What, you mean dismissing the tentacles?
>>36551703He is scary then you Stabby. And don't call me boy, I'm 500 years old
>>36551695>>36551690GAEA-YAH! NYZ YAVANNA! KARAM ETRA! OROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!>Parasolus implodes in a rather dazzling display of light.
>>36551698Fuck. You'd had to be stupid if you think I'll come with you.Ok, I am coming, stop making that face. Just wait until next meeting, let's see if Noel or someone else would like to join as well.
>>36551736huh dare you to do it again
>>36551727Boy, you may be 490 my senior, but I trained you, and you look much younger then me. Also I can't I need to go back to the wizard tower and fuck up Soros's new wards.Dr.Stabby gives Mortimer a barrel of jet fuel and points to the bear druid.You should totally hire him though. pretty chill guy.
>>36551736No, wait, I am rather impressed, go on.>>36551793Deal it is. Should I not be around for the meeting, just have soemone cast a Sending and I'll join you on the way.>>36551799You better don't go, Stabby. Next time you step into the guild hall it will be the last.
>>36551799*Stabby feels a shriveling in his lions which gives way to a feeling of wetness and lack of fulfilment*
>>36551823>His lionsDamn, you mess up one syllable on a gender-change spell and suddenly there's microlions everywhere.
>>36551812420 YOLO?But seriously, who the fuck cares, man? I'd like to think everyone here knows already that age doesn't necessarily breed wisdom or intelligence anyway. Fuckin' cool it, people. No need to get in a fuss.
>>36551823Soros I need grog to deal with this head ache do you have any? This mess is something I expect of bards but somehow we have let this happen.
>>36551820Have fun with that.>>36551823*No he doesn't*Dr.Stabby leaves the area.
>>36551860*A tankard teleports into Bastun's hands*>>36551857* a note appears which read "still working out the kinks."*>>36551887*Takes effect again*
>>36551887>*No he doesn't*And here we see the quintessential issue with freeform.
>>36551901>"still working out the kinks."Need any help on this? Cuz I happen to be an expert.
>>36551920*"NO! But feel free to geld him if you wish."*
>>36551906hey, hit me with something that isn't Auto hit auto hit auto hit and I might let things hit.
>>36551940Ahw, man, that's rude.
>>36551901*drinks the entire thing in one gulp* fucking delicious. Got anymore?
>>36551783Hm it was a nice display wasn't it? I doubt he will be able to pull that off again though heh.
>>36551993"Sorry, my lab is sacrosanct.">>36552023*An everfull tankard appear!*
>>36551973Even so, free form combat is pretty much shit.
>>36552102You know what appeared? Those weird "" around your words when you speak. What the hell are those?
>>36552102Thank all the powers below. These things exist
>>36551973Says the guy who dodges everything, can't be seen ever and breaks the game with stabbing everything to heal, auto kill of mindbreak with one hit.
>>36552131"These are notes i'm sending you remotely via spell"
>>36552056not much of a spell caster if he can't come back from the dead
>>36552149They are? Neat.>>36552134Now guys, Let's not make an issue of that. No bitching in the roleplaying threads.
*Sounds of fresh strawberries *
>>36552193guy I just heard a smellsomeone cast Heal because I think somethings wrong
>>36552134Again I wouldn't dodge everything if every single attack on me wasn't some auto hit attack. I'm almost never hidden (mostly because i'm trying to not be in combat) and what do you expect a rogue type to do in combat? Sorry if you don't like stabupuncture, I just thinks its a pretty cool and funny thing to do. The only "autokill mind break" I did was on some npc that I made up as a funny way to solve a problem. Also anyone find it funny that the druid thread was hijacked by mages?>>36552186SorryBearIjuana is dancing
>>36552452>Also anyone find it funny that the druid thread was hijacked by mages?I do. It kinda happens with every guild thread, also, guess it is because the mage's guild is the only one with actual recurrent characters and kind of a storyline.
>>36552549>>36552452It's difficult to build recurring characters/an independent storyline when the Mages do do as much hikacking as they do. The Fighter's Guild is trying, though.>>36552331Well that doesn't look good
>>36552331what's that boy?Johnny fall down a well again?
It appears we're at a stalemate. There is no resolution about urinating on the stumps. Maybe next new moon.
>>36552600Mages won't hijack the rogue one, mostly because it never shows up.
Lúmë ráva eténië.
>>36552601I think you mean Spring. We don't dig wells here.
>>36552654You know, I do not find it that hard to decide. Why would you even do that in first place?>>36552600Meh, I find it interesting that the druids got dragged into the current mage's storyline. It could build a whole new lot of opportunities for the storyline to progress. >>36552672well it is the ROGUE meeting, after all.
>>36552717Yeah but that's only one storyline, and it's very mage-centric.>>36552684Uh... Parasolus, you look different man.
>>36552717When you gotta go, you gotta go.
OP here. I just love druids. While it was a little annoying that the mages hijacked the thread, I got the idea in the first place from their cool threads. Also, if they hadn't contributed, it probably would not have had many responses. It's all good. Normally when I start a thread about druids, it gets a few replies at most and then dies.
>>36552694thats not much of a joke>>36552684you get a hair cut?
>>36552904Bear gives Tom a look of horrorFalling into a well is no laughing matter!
>>36552904>>36552750I have much work to do.Mára mesta.
So guys, what do you want to plant in our newly created clearing?
>>36552997HA HA HA>>36553021see ya
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