>>36530986
[] Sister, do you know how to fish?
[] Crawl on to a rock and sunbathe

>>36530986
>[] Sister, do you know how to fish?
>[] Crawl on to a rock and sunbathe

Time to be lazy

>>36531058
Couldn't we just go to the river and open a Maw while we sunbathe?

>>36531081
Air and solids, never tried it on water before.

>>36530986
>>36531081
seconding this. Time to try to eat all the fishes.

>>36531105
Well, we are a paragon of curiosity and NOMming.

>>36531157
Might just end up with a maw full of water. Probably not that filling.

>>36531182
But we can spit out the water and keep the fish.

>>36530986
>>36531058
Sounds good.

>>36531211
Don't think our maw works that way anon. Still worth a shot I guess.

>>36531211
But then where is our blowhole?

"Sister, do you know how to fish?" I ask as I push my self out of the cart and slowly stumble over to a rock that is currently covered in sunlight. I lay down on it and face the sky, closing my eyes.

"Fishing?" She asks "does it involve burning"

"I don't think it usually does" I say "but then again I only know of it from stolen memories"

"SO what is it?" She asks, I can tell she's leaning over me from the heat above me.

"You have to catch fish" I say "you know the scaled things with no arms or legs"

"And you'd eat those?" She asks "I'll never understand you, sister"

"I'd eat anything, I am just in the mood for fish because they're closer than anything else" I say yawning

"fine" She says "So where are the fishes?"

"pond" I say rolling over

"So I need to burn the pond then?" She asks "Wonderful". I hear several shrieks and yelps, before I hear an unholy scream of anger.

"Got fish" she growls dropping a large block of ice an inch from my head

What do I say
[] *gnaw on block of ice*
[] thank you, dear sister
[] Can you get me more food? (majazal vision)
[] write in

>>36531442
[] thank you, dear sister
[] *gnaw on block of ice*

>>36531442
>[] *gnaw on block of ice*
>[] thank you, dear sister
>"Though that's actually a block of ice."
>"What was screaming by the by?"

>>36531442
>[] Can you get me more food? (majazal vision)

>>36531485
Yeah, gonna go with this one. Maybe >>36531489
too, if we can fit it in actually.

"Thank you dear sister" I say as I grab the block and begin gnawing on it "But this is just a block of ice, you know?"

"There's a thing in it" She says "isn't that good enough for food?". I shrug, I'm too hungry to care as it is right now.

"What was that screaming by the way?" I ask as I bite a corner off of the ice block.

"I tried to walk into the pond" She says "I didn't like the feeling of it"

"I can imagine so" I say "Also, dear sister, can you get me more food"

"Isn't that enough?" She asks angrily

"No, and besides you get to burn more things if you go get me more food, you know".

the second I say that she vanishes with a joyful laugh, disappearing into the woods. I shrug my shoulders and continue gnawing on my block of ice.

Majazal vision.
Food, foood, food, food, food, what is food? need to find sister food so she'll get better and I can get back to burning things with her, yes that sounds wonderful, but first I need to find food for sister

what do I do?
[] BURN BURN BURN
[] Hey, big thing are you food?
[] Think about what you know about food
[] Go back and ask sister what food looks like
[] write in

>>36531697
>[] Hey, big thing are you food?
inb4 we're talking to a rock

>>36531697

[] Think about what you know about food
it moves burn something that moves

>>36531697
[] Hey, big thing are you food?

>>36531756
>>36531766
There has to be some way to combine these. If not, then I;ve gotta vote for "hey big thing are you food?" because I think my sides just reached orbital velocity.

>>36531697
>[] Hey, big thing are you food?

"Hey, big thing" I ask the thing towering above me "are you food". it turns and opens it mouth, letting out a horrible noise

"Mrraaaaa" it bellows before it goes back to munching on the ground. I do not know what this thing is, but it pisses me off with its attitude.

"That did not answer me question" I say appearing in front of it's horned face. it looks up, munching on a bunch of grass

"Mraaaaa"it bellows again, before it goes back to munching on the ground. I stamp my foot into the ground, my fists shaking in anger. how can a creature be so rude

What do I do do
[] push it towards sister
[] BURN BURN BURN
[] Try talking to it more
[] Freeze it with the cold flames
[] write in

>>36532043
>[] Freeze it with the cold flames
>[] push it towards sister

>[] Think about what you know about food
>Remember what sister ate.

I wonder what happened to the mermaid thing

>>36532060
I believe it was implied she swam out to sea

>>36532043
>[] BURN BURN BURN
>[] Then push it towards sister. She wanted food, right? This thing will have to do.

>>36532043
this >>36532055

>>36532043
>[] Freeze it with the cold flames
then

[] push it towards sister

>>36532043
>[] Freeze it with the cold flames
>[] push it towards sister

She ate the "ice"

>>36532043
[] Freeze it with the cold flames
[] push it towards sister

I stare at the strange creature and shiver and shake as I change my body from hot enough to broil a human from the inside to cold enough to freeze the blood in the bodies of my victims as the creature stares at me with its big empty eyes as I glare at it.

I raise my hand and a burst of blue flames shoot up from under it.
"MRAAA" It bellows as it tries to move before it freezes in place, its eyes open and staring ahead as its mouth hangs open. I smile, this should be enough of a meal to keep sister quite for at least a while. I push against the beast, frost spreading from where my hands touch it it. Slowly I begin to make it move along the ground, causing a small groove to form as it pushes up dirt as I push it along slowly

Razsezsunael vision
it turns out there was just a pocket of water in the block of ice, which was pleasantly cool, so it wasn't a total waste. I begin to wonder where Majazal is, when I hear her grunting as well as a heavy dragging noise. I turn and see something with four legs being pushed along, my sister's form behind it, a light blue color than her usual color.

She pushes the thing to the middle of the clearing.

"Food" She says pointing at it

What do I say
[] I can see that
[] *CONSUME COW*
[] Where did you find this
[] thank you sister
[] write in

>>36532319
[] I can see that
[] thank you sister
[] *CONSUME COW*
then after we're done.
[] Where did you find this
and go there

>>36532351
>This is pretty much it.

>>36532319
[] *CONSUME COW*
[] thank you sister
[] Where did you find this

>>36532319
[] *CONSUME COW*
[] I can see that
[] thank you sister
[] Where did you find this

>>36532319
>>36532351
This

>>36532401
>>36532351
>having the patience to thank her before we eat.
Scrubs.

>>36532426
We need to set a good example for our little sister, besides we're going to be talking as we close on the cow. Once we're at it chomp.

"I can see that" I say as I stare at the frozen corpse of the cow before me as I slowly walk towards it "thank you sister". She smiles and puffs her chest out, as a small spout of fire shoots from her chest. I touch the frozen flesh pulled tight over the frozen meat. I open my mouth and bite into it, the skin shattering as my teeth bite into it as steam rises from the frozen creature as my mouth is cut in a few places from shards of frozen flesh and blood.

I begin chewing at it, it's actually quite difficult to chew something frozen solid, but luckily my saliva does most of the work for me, making it easier to pull the half digested pieces of cow as I got along, I ignore everything else as I pull out bones and organs, jamming them into my mouth greedily.

soon

I wipe my mouth, feeling some what satisfied as I swing around the one remaining pieces of my meal, it's skull, licked clean of all meat, and it was melting rapidly into a greenish grey goo.

"Watching you eat is a wonderfully disturbing experience" Majazal says

"Where did you find this?" I ask wiping my mouth of excess acid

"In the woods" She says "there wasn't anything like it near it, so you shouldn't worry about missing a meal"

"But this is a domesticated beast" I say "which means where it is, a far greater meal must be nearby"

"Ahhh" She says nodding "Wait, what does domesticated mean"

"I'll tell you later" I say tossing what's left of the skull away

What do I do
[] have Sister lead you to where the cow was
[] explore pond
[] Get back into cart
[] write in

>>36532604
[] have Sister lead you to where the cow was

>>36532604
[X] have Sister lead you to where the cow was
Some farmers are going to have a really bad day.

>>36532604
>[] have Sister lead you to where the cow was
>[] explore pond

>>36532633
>>36532662
Yes, yes they are. And it will be glorious. And tasty.

>>36532604
>[] have Sister lead you to where the cow was
>[] explore pond

>>36532604
[] have Sister lead you to where the cow was

"Sister, lead me to where you found this" I say

"Fine, may be something for me to burn there anyways" She says smiling as she begins to walk into the woods, leaving smoking patches of burnt ground as she goes along, I follow after her close behind. The woods are covered in under growth and creeping vines. Sunlight pours down through the leaves, covering me in small balls of light as I walk along, following the living ball of fire that is my sister. Soon we come to a small clearing between trees, the ground frozen in a small patch of ground.

"Here" She says "I found the beast here". I look around, the ground looks like it was grazed often, but there's also no sign of human life around, then again I don't really know the signs of humans out of there cities, I look around, and sniff the air, I smell cooking bread and meat on the air.

"What is it?" Majazal asks

"I smell food" I say

"And why didn't you tell me before you sent me to get you food?" She asks angrily

"I didn't smell it then" I say. She shouts in a rage, torching a few of the bushes around us, before the flames go out as she reforms fully "but this mean something is here"

"Humans?" She asks

"Maybe" I say "Could be a monster"

"oh I do so hope it is a monster" She says happily "I want something to put up a struggle"

I scratch my chin

What do I do
[] follow the smell of food
[] ignore it, get cart, keep moving along
[] Rest here
[] write in

>>36532876
[] follow the smell of food
How much you guys want to bet its gaurds/monsterwoman?

>>36532876
>[] follow the smell of food

>>36532876

>[] ignore it, get cart, keep moving along

>>36532876
[] follow the smell of food

If it's guards woman I'm happy. if it's batlady We open a maw under her and run.

>>36532935
Guardswoman isn't human any more though. That was what I meant.

>>36532876
>[] follow the smell of food

>>36532969
>isn't human anymore
When did this happen?

>>36533067
Maj said it at end of last thread.

I begin to follow my nose, pulling my body through the woods, my sister following behind as I clumsily stumble towards the wonderful and teasing smell I smell upon the wind, my recent meal forgotten as my mind grasps at the tastes I'll soon experience once more as I drool, melting the ground under me as My legs twitch as my arms shudder with anticipation.

I push my through a few yards of bushes and thorns that bite and grasp at my flesh and bandages, nearly causing me to trip on my own feet and down into the mud below. I force my way through with a loud crunching rustling noise as I find myself out of the woods and in a clearing. I take a few minutes to remove thorns and readjust the bandages keeping me in one piece. I look up, my sister appearing beside me

I see a wall, made of wood and steel wires covered in sharped barbs. there's a single stack of smoke rising into the morning air from within the wall.

"So that's where the food is?" Majazal asks "can I burn it?"

What do I do
[] nod
[] Climb the wall 1d20
[] lick the wall
[] Inspect the surroundings
[] write in

>>36533141
[] Inspect the surroundings
Not yet sister.

>>36533141
inspect the surroundings, we want to make sure Maj doesn't accidentally barbecue Guardswoman.

>>36533141
>[] Inspect the surroundings

>>36533141
[] Inspect the surroundings

"Not yet sister" I say as I begin to look around as Majazal fumes and seethes angrily, making a slight hissing sound as I slowly walk around the wall. There is a small stream, the same one from the pond leading under the wall, that's must be how they get there water or something, humans need water I think. I look around the wall and see it does cover a small circle of land and is actually well reinforced, with some pieces of metal hidden beneath the wood, and the top is still covered in metal wire with sharpened barbs all the way around the top. there is what looks like a gate, but there's no way for me to open it on this side.

What do I do?
[] knock on the gate
[] Ok burn it
[] try to get a peak over the wall 1d20
[] Try to break the wall 1d20
[] Just spit on the wall until there's a hole large enough to fit in
[] look under where the stream flows
[] write in

>>36533332
>[] lick the wall into a door for me and Maj. Make sure Maj knows that she gets to burn it to the ground IF AND ONLY IF Guardswoman isn't there.

>>36533332
[X] Just spit on the wall until there's a hole large enough to fit in

>>36533332
[] Just spit on the wall until there's a hole large enough to fit in

>>36533332
[] Just spit on the wall until there's a hole large enough to fit in

I begin to spit and lick at the wall, it sizzling and smoking as it begins to rot away as I begin to tear away at the wall, making a hole that is large enough for me to fit into.

I find a metal rod staring back at me through the hole I have made. Oh, this is one of those gun things isn't it. Oh...this isn't good, is it ?

What do I do
[] bite the gun 1d20
[] Open a maw to fall into
[] bend the barrel 1d20
[] let yourself get shot
[] try and talk to the wielder
[] write in

>>36533506
>[] try and talk to the wielder

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>36533506
>[] I think we've gotta bite the bullet and just try to nom the gun

This is gonna be a one, I can fucking feel it.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>36533506
[] bend the barrel 1d20

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>36533506
[] bend the barrel 1d20

>>36533535
Holy FUCK. That was CERTAINLY not a one.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>36533506
[] bite the gun 1d20

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>36533506
>[] bend the barrel 1d20
Cat pun

>>36533575
Needs to fit situational context like>>36533535

I bite into the barrel with a horrible sound of metal bending and tearing as I begin to chew and bite at it. I hear the wielder gasp in surprise, and then shriek in horror. the wielder lets go of the gun and I continue biting and chewing at the metal and wood of the thing, swallowing the melted remains of it in mere moments after the thing on the other side lets go of it.

I wipe my mouth, picking a shard of metal out of my teeth, I look through the hole in the wall and see an old human staring back at me, looking terrified as he slowly backs away from me. I can see a house and some fields of crops growing on the ground, as well as some smaller buildings I assume are used for storage.

I smile and wave at the man, and he screams again, falling down

What do I do?
[] Open maw
[] Walk through the hole
[] give me food human
[]Nice place you have here, looks nice, can I have it?
[] Write in

>>36533693
>[] Walk through the hole
>[] give me food human
>[]Nice place you have here, looks nice, can I have it?

How does the QM handle dice? Best of five?

>>36533718
Yes

>>36533693
[] Open maw
[] Walk through the hole
[] give me food human
[]Nice place you have here, looks nice, can I have it?

>>36533693
>>36533715
This

>>36533693
>[] Walk through the hole
>[]Nice place you have here, looks nice, can I have it?
>[] Open maw

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>36533693
[] Walk through the hole
[] give me food human
>Have you seen a woman who guards?

I love how we're trying to choose all the options each time.

>[] Walk through hole
>[] Nice place you have here, looks nice, can I have it?
>[] "Have you seen a woman who guards? I think she's missing an arm. Unless humans grow them back. Do you grow back arms?"

>>36533925
Few ago it didn't even make sense

LEAVE TO SEE FOOD WHILE STAYING HERE TO CHECK POND!

I walk through the hole in the wall, the human crawling away from me as I do so. I look around, this place is actually quite pleasant, I mean it doesn't have that many humans judging from the size of it, but it seems to have a sustainable supply of food so long as I'm able to control myself.

"What do you want monster" the human says "I'm just a simple farm, I ain't have nothing you want that I'll give"

"You have food human" I say "give me that"

"You don't want my daughters?" he asks

"I won't eat them if you feed me" I say

"You'd eat them?" he asks "What kind of beast are you"

"a hungry one that needs a place to rest while they heal" I say "had a rather nasty tussle with something stronger than myself in the nearby city"

"But that city is gone" He stutters "my son came riding in with his wife and child, screaming about how there was nothing left...you did that?"

"I caused it in a way, I suppose" I say "Nearly died in the process of killing the thing I had accidentally drawn out, and I lost a human of mine, was missing a hand"

"Why was she missing a hand?" He asks "I mean I know the answer already"

"Then why are you asking if you know I ate it?" I ask "now have you seen her"

"Well someone like that stayed here for a day or two before leaving" He says

"Thank you for answering my question" I say helping the man up

"So you aren't going to eat me?" He asks

"If you give me food, I won't" I say "So hurry up, being this near the smell of it is making me ravenous"

"R...right away scary monster lady" He says rushing away

"Nice place you have here" I say to another human cowering behind some wool covered animals "Looks nice, can I have it"

"But this is our home" She says "where will we go if"

"Oh you can stay" I say "I don't know how to grow food, so I won't eat you so long as you don't annoy me"

"Thank you?" she say slowy

What do I do?
[] ask her things
[] want to meet my sister?
[]Stop cowering
[] When will the food get here
[] write in

>>36534063
[X] want to meet my sister?
[X] When will the food get here

>>36534063
>[] When will the food get here?
>[] Want to meet my sister?

There is NO POSSIBLE WAY this could go badly.

>>36534063
>[] want to meet my sister?
>[]Stop cowering
>[] When will the food get here
>[] Sister, no burning.

>>36534063
[] When will the food get here
[] want to meet my sister?

What do you taste like?

>>36534063
>[] ask her things
>[] want to meet my sister?
>[]Stop cowering
"So what's you names? Humans have names for everything don't they? Also seen any weird bat things flying around, carrying something that's MINE"

>>36534063
[] want to meet my sister?
[] When will the food get here

"When will the food get here?" I ask the human with the long, curled, golden hair hiding behind the creatures. She has a lot of meat on her legs, from what I can see. She is wearing a dress, that is mostly green, but its shoulders are white and puff out.

"I don't know" She says staring at me "do you always look like this?"

"No, I am injured and wounded from a near death experience" I say "I am simply healing"

"so those bandages aren't normal then?" she asks

"Yes, they're simply keeping parts of me in place as they heal back on" I say "Like my arm and lower jaw"

"eeergh" the human say "how did you survive that"

"Oh I don't know" I say "maybe because I'm not a squishy human who dies as easily as grass is burned"

"Oh" She says

"and talking about burning, do you want to meet my sister?" I ask

"Nooo" She says

"Oh come now, she is nice when she isn't trying to burn you to ash" I say "and I can keep her from doing that"

"I still don't want to meet her" She says

"You will have to meet her eventually" I say

"I know" She says sadly

I hear a rustling noise and turn, seeing a few plates of food left for me as the old human runs back to the house.
I begin to eat the food slowly, to savor the flavor

"So you are actually going to stay here then?" she asks

"that is the plan currently" I say

"Well at least you'll keep other monsters away" She says

What do I say
[] *ignore, keep eating*
[] what other monsters?
[] Sister say hello to something you can't burn
[] Yeah, I suppose I will
[] write in

>>36534405
>[] what other monsters?
I bet they're tasty

>>36534405
[] Yeah, I suppose I will
[] what other monsters?
[] Sister say hello to something you can't burn
[] You humans seem nicer than other humans. Why is this?

>>36534440
> this
>[] also keep eating. Because we're Raz, dammit, and eating is what we do.

>>36534440
We can also tell Maj that humans attract monsters, so if she doesn't burn them, then she'll get to burn the monsters that show up. And monsters are more fun to burn. Probably. They're certainly harder to kill.

>>36534464
>>36534405
this
>>36534480
with this

>>36534440
eating other monsters for room and board, i can dig it

>>36534405
>"Oh come now, she is nice when she isn't trying to burn you to ash"
Raz that's a dirty lie and you know it.

Sometimes she isn't trying to burn things to ash, she's trying to freeze them solid.

>>36534502
and followers, don't forget the followers! The way I see it, if we can nom enough monsters to make them all scared of challenging us, we can hammer out a nice little kingdom of our own. And then we make Maj our puppet queen and call the place Izalith.

>>36534493
let's go with this idea.

>>36534405
Seconding
>>36534464
>>36534480

"I suppose I will" I say as I drink down a bowl of green soup, tastes wonderful and has bits of bread in it, I like it, goes down smoothly.

"Oh that's wonderful, I can't wait to tell Brother how wrong he was about monsters" She says happily "You aren't all bad". I bite into a leg of some creature, I think it's one of the wool covered ones the girl is hiding behind.

"What other monsters?" I ask

"Oh, well the ones nearest to us aren't the nicest things" She says "they're brutes who steal our animals and food, they live in a cave nearby, there's others but those are the ones who we see the most"

"How many others?" I ask.

"I don't know, that's like asking how many humans are in a city" She says as I drink down a cup of cold milk "There's a lot of them"

"Sister" I say as Majazal appears next to me "want to meet something you can't burn"

"Aaaaw" She moans "that isn't fair sister". The human squeaks and hides behind the sheep more thoroughly.

"Look humans attract monsters, and monsters are funner to burn yes?" I Say "so it stands to reason to not burn humans so you can fight the monsters"

"I....guess your right" She says "you just never let me burn things"

"Because you burn to much" I say

"But I need to burn things, the world is just so horrible, I need to burn it" She says "Can't I just burn her a little?" I shake my head, she hisses and crosses her arms.

"So ignoring my pyromaniac sister" I say biting into a loaf of bread "Why are you so much more polite than other humans"

"I guess because we were raised around monsters" She says shrugging "I mean we used to have some who helped us with farm work, but they left a few years ago to see the world"

"ah" I say drinking another bowl of soup

What do I do
[] show me around
[] sister, be polite
[] Where are the brutes?
[] how many other humans are here
[] continue eating
[] write in

>>36534858
>[] Where are the brutes?
>[] how many other humans are here
>[] continue eating

>>36534858
[] Where are the brutes?
[] how many other humans are here
[] continue eating

>>36534858
[] continue eating
[] sister, be polite

>>36534858
[] show me around
[] sister, be polite
[] Where are the brutes?
[] how many other humans are here
And as always
[] continue eating


I feel like theres nothing we can do that we can't also eat while we do it.

>>36534858
Why has no one suggested this yet?
>open maw
>pour food into it while we talk
>can eat and talk simultaneously.
Efficiency!

>>36534923
I was gonna say fighting.
Then I realized that fighting is just a form of eating.

>>36535055
Exactly.

"Where are the brutes?" I ask chewing on a slice of cheese.

"Oh, they're in a cave not far from here" she says " to the west, there's three of them". I nod as I eat another slice of cheese.

"How many humans are here" I ask

"Well,there's me, father, Rose, Mathias, his wife, and his daughter" She says.

"Not many humans here" I say

"Well, we're just a family of farmers, living away from the city" She says "Which seems like it was the smartest choice, seeing as what happened to it".

"I burned so much of it" Majazal says happily

"That's....good to hear" the human says. I eat an apple, swallowing it whole with some difficulty.

What do i do now
[] Show me around
[] I am going to go kill the brutes now, sister, I know you want to come along
[] Ask her something
[] eat the plates
[] write in

>>36535107
>[] Show me around

>>36535107
>[] Show me around
>[] I am going to go kill the brutes now, sister, I know you want to come along

>>36535107
>[] Show me around
And as we get up to leave
>eat the plates

>>36535107
>[] Show me around

>>36535142
That doesn't work and you know it.

>>36535107
[] Show me around

"Show me around" I say standing up, my legs and bandages now slightly covered in dirt

"Well" she says standing from behind the sheep "the house is over there". she points at the building with smoke rising from it

"the fields are over there" She says pointing to the fields of various vegetables and wheat "not as impressive as the farms of the city, but hey, those aren't around anymore"

"Over there is where we keep the chickens" she says pointing to a small shack "here is where we keep the sheep"

"in that building is where we keep the cows" She says motioning towards a building larger than the house.

"There's where we keep our food" She says pointing to another building.

"And that's about it" She says "We have a basement, but only father is aloud down there"

"Also, why is your coat bleeding?" She asks
What do I do
[] find a place to sleep
[] Compliment the place
[] Break into the basement
[] I hunger for the flesh of monsters
[] go into a building
[] write in

>>36535343
>[] Break into the basement
Manditory Curiosity demands it.

>>36535343
>[] Compliment the place
>[] I hunger for the flesh of monsters
>[] write in
"Do you like it? A strange well dressed demon gave it too me, I like it but my half breed loved it more."

>>36535107
Why don't we just, y'know, send our sister at the brutes. Deal with two issues at once, killing the brutes and letting our sister burn something.

>>36535343
This human asks questions about stuff. I like this one. Maybe we can breed it with best cultist after we revive him and make even better humans.

>>36535413
>cultist gets resurrected just to get laid
truly we are a just and generous demon lord

>>36535343
>>36535391
Seconded

>>36535343
>>36535391
>>36535412
I'll back these two.

>>36535343
>[] Compliment the place
>[] I hunger for the flesh of monsters
>[] go into a building, inspect the food
save the basement for later, I've got a feeling opening it now will lead to us killing everyone

"Sister, go deal with the brutes" I say "you want to burn something, so go burn them". I hear her cheer with joy and there is a flash of heat as she runs off of far faster than I knew she could, towards the general location of the cave.
The human looks at me

"So what are you going to do?" She asks

"I am going to go into the basement" I say

"But....oh right that isn't going to stop you, well go ahead, I am not going to stop you" She says hiding behind a sheep again. I smile and walk over to the door leading into the ground, there's a heavy chain and lock around it, I snap it in half and throw open the doors, walking down. There's lots of boxes down here, also spider webs, I press my hair down to keep it from burning them. I keep walking and I see what looks like armor, shattered

there's a rather large sword, slightly taller than I am, despite it being broken
There's a shield with a bite out of it as well. Both are covered in dried blood

What do I do
[] leave
[] go hurry to help your sister
[] Take sword
[] take shield
[] eat it
[] inspect a box or two
[] write in

>>36535604
inspect a box or two

>>36535604
>[] go hurry to help your sister
>[] Take sword
>[] take shield
sounds like we found weapons to turn into relics later

>>36535604
Inspect the armour, shield, and sword.

Also, is Raz not wearing pants at all? I'm pretty sure she's got the coat on, and no bottoms.

>>36535641
she has the tattered remains of a dress and bandages

>>36535641
Would it matter? I'm pretty sure she has no idea what any of the equipment is for.. or any desire to use it.

>>36535697
I just think it's a funny mental image and I like to know whether or not the comedic brain pictures I have are accurate.

>>36535604
>[] Take sword
>[] take shield
>[] inspect a box or two

>[] go hurry to help your sister

The sword is broken.. are you guys voting to just waddle out with a massive sword holding both bits and a shield? I mean.. that's.. not going to be peachy.

>>36535812
Well Raz and sister are actually fairly well equipped to repaired weapons and armor...

I inspect the armor, shield, and sword. The armor is missing the helmet, and left gauntlet and arm armor. The leggings are shattered and held together by metal bands and bolts. Painted on the chest piece is a red head of a boar. The shield is large enough to cover me entirely and also has the head of a boar on it.

The sword's hilt is made of metal, covered in green leather meant to resemble vines, the guard also brings to mind vines in how it is carved. The blade is still sharp, though I think judging from it's size, it is more used for crushing foes than cutting.

I grab the sword and shield, and due to my supernatural strength, I am able to hold them without much difficulty, despite both being larger than me

Items gained: tower shield and fuckhuge sword

I begin to poke through a box or two, and find most of them to contained broken swords, how strange.

I walk out of the basement

"What are you carrying?" the girl asks

"A sword and shield I found" I say.

"Why were those down there?" She asks "and how can you carry those?"

"I don't know" I say "and I'm far stronger than any human".

What do I do?
[] find the father, ask about the sword and shield
[] time to help my sister kill things
[] Majazal vision
[] Go into a different building
[] write in

>>36535896
>[] time to help my sister kill things

>>36535896
[] time to help my sister kill things

>>36535896
>[] find the father, ask about the sword and shield
human, why are these large vaguely tasty looking objects in your basement?

>>36535896
>[] time to help my sister kill things

>>36535896
[] Majazal vision

>>36535896
>[] find the father, ask about the sword and shield

>>36535951
The sword and shield don't look tasty. Just because Raz can eat them doesn't mean she likes it.

>>36535896
>[] time to help my sister kill things
father will eventually see the basement open or us coming back with the weapons

>>36535896

>[] find the father, ask about the sword and shield

>>36530986
>Maj http://pastebin.com/hsMjeiP8
Shouldn't the 4 arms thing go under the traits section? Right now it's only in the appearance listing.

"Well, I shall be right back" I say walking towards the hole in the wall.

"Where are you" The girl begins to ask

"Going to help my sister kill the brutes" I say as I push the shield and sword through.

"Oh, well good luck then" She says "I'll just be here, tending the sheep".

"You do that" I say as I pick the sword and shield back up and then begin running towards the west as fast as I can with all the extra weight on me with these two things. The field is actually rather large, but following the scorch mark my sister left I am soon able to find a small cave leading down into the ground in a large pile of rocks.

"Hello sister" I say as I spot the familiar fire "why aren't you killing them already"

"Oh, they aren't awake" She says "and while it would be fun to burn them now, if they come out, I can burn more things along with them". I open my mouth, close it, then shake my head

"and were did you get those?" She asks

"I found them"

"Ahhhhh" she says

What do I do
[] wait for the things to wake up
[] walk into cave
[] Sister, just smoke them out
[] Write in

>>36536091
fixed, thanks for pointing that out

>>36536158
>[] walk into cave

>>36536158
>[] walk into cave

>>36536158
If we use the sword to do stuff, will it eventually become a demonic artifact like our coat is?

>>36536158
Thought: If these are trolls, then they should regenerate, yes?

That means if we devour one (mostly) whole and alive, it will constantly regenerate and be very filling as its natural healing fights against the burny hell that is Raz's stomach.

>>36536158
>[] walk into cave
>inb4 use sword and shield as a bell to wake them up

I wonder if there will be a power that lets us vomit acid and flame from the maw portals.

>>36536202
>Eat a bunch of trolls
>We now have a colony of trolls living in our stomach

>>36536208
Dinner bell?

>>36536202
>That means if we devour one (mostly) whole and alive, it will constantly regenerate and be very filling as its natural healing fights against the burny hell that is Raz's stomach.
Issue with that is that traditionally Trolls can regenerate from wounds made from everything BUT acid and fire. That would be awesome if they do regenerate in our stomach though...

>>36536246
>open maws to let them out
>eat them when we're done
>more trolls
>profit

>>36536158
>Just let her handle it while we supervise. She must be getting pretty bored by now.

>>36536158
>[] Write in
Wait for Maj to get bored and decide to just burn everything. We know she's going to anyway.

I sigh, and walk into the cave, making sure to hold up my sword and shield as I do so, Majazal follows me as a small ball of fire. the place is covered in the bones of small creatures, like the ones the girl was hiding behind. I'm careful to step over the bones and eventually I come to a small room, with a fire in it and three beds with some things a bit larger than humans in them. Their skin is a dull blue color, and judging from the smell around them, they're sleeping off a large amount of alcohol and meat.

What do I do
[] Smash shield and sword together
[] Try and kill them while they sleep 1d20
[] Sister, burn
[] Wait for them to wake up
[] write in

>>36536316
>[] Smash shield and sword together

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>36536316
[X] Try and kill them while they sleep 1d20
open up a maw below one and let him drop into it a while our sister burns one of them.

>>36536316
Wet willie

>>36536316
>>36536340
seconded. Acidic wet willies are horrifying

>>36536231
That sounds fucking awesome

>>36536316
>Wake them up with a growl
>[] Sister, burn

>>36536316
>[] Smash shield and sword together
>>36536340
yes

>>36536369
>Open maw in the air above target
>Projectile vomit straight down
It's basically an orbital strike.

>>36536316
Do it>>36536340

Also [] Sister, burn

I begin to lick my finger, covering it with a larger amount of acid. I keep licking it until it's all nice and soaked onto it. I place the sword and shield down gently as I tiptoe my way to the nearest one. I raise my finger, Majazal looking at me oddly. And then With as much force as I can muster, I jam it into the things large slightly pointed ear. it wakes up instantly and starts screaming, as I begin to twist and turn my finger deeper into it's skull, it throws me off, the acid sticking to the inside of its ear as it screams in agony, blood pouring from its ear and being turned to smoke as it touches the acid.

"SISTER BURN" I shout, I hear her laugh her hissing laugh and the creature in front of me bursts into flames, flailing around

"WHHHHHHHY!!!?" It shouts as it struggles and tries to put out the demon fires.

the other two are awake

What do I do
[] Kill the burning one
[] Pick the shield back up
[] grab the sword
[] Leap at one of the other two 1d20
[] write in

>>36536513
>[] grab the sword

>>36536513
>[] Pick the shield back up

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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>36536513
>"WHHHHHHHY!!!?"
Yes.

>[] grab dsword
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Well, not really. Maj is gonna live through this too.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>36536513
>[] grab the sword
DECAPITATION!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>36536564
>>36536567
Why must you roll anons. Tempt not the Headmaster

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>36536617
Raz is the new headmaster.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>36536513
[] Leap at one of the other two 1d20
Why not?

I turn around and grab the sword with both hands, hefting it from the ground. I turn and see the burning creature being put out by one of the others using a blanket and a large amount of dirt. Majazal hisses as the other tries to smash her with a club hewn from stone, it of course does nothing . The other two pick up a large spear, and two shields formed from what I think are the undersides of a carriage


What do I do?
[] Lead them out of the cave
[] SPIN AROUND AND AROUND WITH THE SWORD HELD OUT 1d20
[] Hiiii
[]attack on of them 1d20
[] Spit at one of them 1d20
[] SISTER
[] write in

>>36536513
>Let Maj handle everything for now.

>>36536685
>20
Looks like we fuck em up with something

>>36536698
>[] Hiiii
>[] SPIN AROUND AND AROUND WITH THE SWORD HELD OUT 1d20
We best swordsman

>>36536698
>SISTER

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>>36536685
Well, fuck

>>36536698
Do we get to use the 20 from >>36536698
since it was in the first five rolls and it looks like you wrote this update before the crit got rolled?

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>36536698
>>36536716

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>36536685
Apparently.. if I say something stupid and relavent whether it be Nya or what the fuck ever.. .the dice gods love me.

>>36536698
Can we take my 20? I mean I'll try again but I doubt they'll listen I don't have anything stupid to say..

>>36536698
[] SPIN AROUND AND AROUND WITH THE SWORD HELD OUT 1d20

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>>36536744

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>36536744
The dice don't love you.

>>36536727
>>36536744
Well, sure, but the one and it cancel eachother out

>>36536744
Okay. This is really fucking weird. I roll a 1 after a 20 has been rolled right after I rolled a 20 against a 1 in another quest. Wtf

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>36536698
Fucking highlander, how does it work?

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>36536744
>>36536746
>>36536762
The dice love ones. No one knows why.

I begin to spin around and around, as fast as I can. The creatures shout and one shrieks in pain as I do so, until I get dizzy from spinning around in circles and the world begins to dip and dive as all the colors in it begin to blur together.

I fall down, hitting cold hard stone with a thud. I look up and see a large coming my way. I swing my blade up and barely manage to block it. I stand up unsteadily, using all my strength to push the thing away from me.

I notice the one with the shields is currently being assaulted by my sister, while the one holding the spear is nursing a wound as it stands on its knee, it glares at me as it begins to stand back.

What do I do?
[] Push the one with the club back 1d20
[] EAT THE ONE WITH THE SPEAR'S LEGS (open maw) 1d20
[] Bite the one with the club 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>36536882
>[] EAT THE ONE WITH THE SPEAR'S LEGS (open maw) 1d20

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>36536882
[] EAT THE ONE WITH THE SPEAR'S LEGS (open maw) 1d20

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>36536882
[] EAT THE ONE WITH THE SPEAR'S LEGS (open maw) 1d20
Point up above it with a shocked expression!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>36536882
Testing.

Meow.

With all my might, I force the club to the ground with a huff. I slam the sword down, it sticking into the ground. The creature with the spear charges me, its teeth like small tombstone as it roars in anger and pain. I wrench my hands away from eachother in the air, causing a maw to open beneath his feet as he runs. I close it at the top of his legs.

There is ghastly crunching sound as the maw bites through his leathery hide, his chewy flesh and his stone like bones in one horrible bite. He shrieks in pain, unable to do anything but hold itself up with its spear and babble incoherently in pain.

"What the" the other brute says turning to look at it's wounded brother as I wrench the blade from the ground. it turns towards me, its dull brain no no doubt realizing s brothers pain and agony. It roars and hefts it's club into the air, intent on squashing me


What do I do
[] Shatter it with the sword 1d20
[] Dodge 1d20
[] try to parry it from what you've seen in the memories of the devoured 1d20
[] Spit in his eyes 1d20
[] sister
[] write in

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>36537162
>[] Dodge 1d20

>>36537162
>sister

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>36537162
>[] try to parry it from what you've seen in the memories of the devoured 1d20

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>36537162
spit in his eye

>>36537162
>[] try to parry it from what you've seen in the memories of the devoured 1d20
This would be good practice...

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>36537162
>>36537275
fuck

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>36537162
[] try to parry it from what you've seen in the memories of the devoured 1d20

>>36537389
>>36537177
>double 20

HELL YEAH

>>36537389
>>36537177
Fucking Parried.

So what quest is going to eat all the ones? Unfortunate magical girl?

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>>36537389
>>36537177

>>36537177
>>36537389
Well apparently we don't even need to practice parrying.

Wait, I know what to do here, I've seen this in my memories I've taken from those I've devoured. A parry, the word swims through my minds as I move my sword through the air.I need to stop that thing or I'm going to be a stain on the floor, which I really would rather not be. I slam the flat end of the blade into the club and my arms shake from the impact, but I continue moving the blade, pushing the club away in one quick movement.

it slams into the ground and I twist the blade around, so the sharpened edge points towards the neck of the thing. It looks in confusion for the moment it takes me to pivet around, using my weight and momentum to drive the sword through the things neck. it slowly reaches for its neck, gurgling in surprise as its eyes go wide.

I wrench the blade all the way through the things neck, and it falls to its knees as I pick the blade pull the blade out of the ground again. the thing falls back wards, a pool of crimson forming around its neck as the light fades from its eyes.

I hold the blade over my head, letting the blood drip into my mouth....tastes a bit like dirt, actually.

"Brother!" the one with out legs cries on the floor

What do I do?
[] Help Majazal with the other 1d20
[] put the one on the floor out of its misery
[] begin eating the already dead one
[] write in

>>36537563
>[] begin eating the already dead one

>>36537563
Squeeze some of the blood onto our coat.

>>36537563
>[] begin eating the wounded one

Squeeze some of the blood onto our coat.

>>36537563
>Help Majazal with the other 1d20

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>36537563
>>36537619

>>36537563
[] begin eating the already dead one
Make sure to blood our coat as much as possible

>>36537640
So much this.

I wonder if the memory munch power has a thing that branches off of it to steal the skills of the people we kill.

Or does it already do that? I mean, we knew what a parry was, but I don't think we have the same proficiency as the people we stole the memory from

I stab my sword into the ground and I begin tearing at the already dead creature with my teeth. I rip open its chest, pulling out its organs out in dripping handfuls as I tear them apart in a bloody mess. I jam them into my mouth, covering my face and bandages in blood as Well as making sure to get some on my coat as well. I begin reaching my arms through its chest, covering my coat in even more blood. I hear the other creature retch and vomit on the cave floor as I begin digging into his dead brother's chest like a ravenous wolf, tearing out meat, bones, and organs greedily and hungrily as I cover myself in blood and gore in my mad feeding frenzy. I wipe my mouth with my sleeve. I look down at the creature, most of its organs and ribs are gone. I stand up from the thing.

I wrench my hands beneath the thing, and watch it slowly get chewed down into my maw as I taste its dirty flavor with each terrible and wet crunch and tear. It eventually vanishes into the maw entirely

Monsters consumed: 2
Human souls equivalent in power gained: 5
total souls consumed: 45

I grab my blade. I see the thing with a spear staring at me with tear filled eyes, Majazal is laughing as she rains down fire on the other, still living thing

What do I do
[] throw my sword at the thing Majazal is fighting
[] try to eat the wounded thing alive 1d20
[] taunt it
[] Execute it
[] Let Majazal kill the last two
[]write in

>>36537740
The way I see it: you've seen movies in which people do parries, backflips, archery, etc. but you don't necessarily know how to do any of them.

>>36537785
>Write in:
What are you doing?
Why are your eyes wet?

>>36537785
This. I want to talk to it.
>>36537836
>>36537848

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>36537785
>[] try to eat the wounded thing alive 1d20

>>36537785

>[] try to eat the wounded thing alive 1d20

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>36537785

[] try to eat the wounded thing alive 1d20

>>36537848
>>36537836
This doesn't really make sens as Raj has cried before and it was established she was sad because of he memory overload

>>36537972
You're right. Retracting my vote and deleted that post.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>36537785

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>>36538070
Oh.

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>>36538070

I wonder why it is crying briefly as I stare at it, it doesn't make much sense, I've never seen a monster cry. I feel hunger gripping at my stomach again as I stare at the creature. Well I guess monsters feel emotions to, I mean I do and my sister feels two of them I think. Yeah, that has to be it.The thing stares at me

"You...ate, Jaglaner you bitch" it cries throwing it's spear at me, and missing my head by a couple of inches "d...damn, well I'm fucked aren't I"

"I hunger" I say as I walk towards the now trembling creature.

"Oh lord" it says "oh lord oh lord oh lord"

I smile wide, showing my teeth before I leap at the thing, digging into its throat as it shrieks in terror, a shriek that soon turns to a pathetic gurgle as I begin to chew and bite away at it, consuming it's meat, slowly and surely.

I hear the other one whine as my sister laughs madly at it as it desperately tries to block the balls and waves of fire at it. I chew the things head off and bite away it's face.I could spend all day eating this thing, but my jaw is still a bit loose.

So I open a maw underneath it, And begin to chew on it's head as the rest of it is bitten into large chunks by the disembodied mouth, before being swallowed and vanishing into nothing


total souls consumed

Choose 1
[] trait
[] power
[] hellish gift

the remaining thing blubbers and cry
What do I do?
[] ask it something
[] let sister kill it, it should tire soon
[] Throw the spear at it 1d20
[] write in

>>36538177
>[] hellish gift
Sword
>>36538177
>[] ask it something
>[] let sister kill it, it should tire soon
ask about other monsters and humans nearby

>>36538177
>[] power

>>36538177
>[] hellish gift
I hope we can either imbue our sword with magic hell powers or just get a new one that's helly.

>>36538177
>[] power

>[] ask it something
Ask if it knows the location of other monsters or things to learn

>>36538177
>[] power

eat it?

>>36538177
>[] hellish gift
Flamberge time!
>[] let sister kill it, it should tire soon

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>>36538177
[] trait

[] ask it something
Ask what it is and what it knows and maybe we'll let it live. Let sister kill it afterwards

>>36538177
>[] hellish gift

>[] ask it something
More monsters.
>[] let sister kill it, it should tire soon

>>36538194
>>36538177
this

>>36538177
>[] hellish gift

>>36538177

>power

>let sister kill it, it should tire soon

>>36538177
>[] power
We do still need to work on getting Guard a hand.

[] ask it something
[] let sister kill it, it should tire soon
this
ask about other monsters and humans nearby

>>36538177
100% this >>36538194

Our sword was fucking awesome, so a magic demon sword should be even more fucking awesome.

>>36538194
Definitely this.ULTIMATE SWORD WORKS IS A GO!

>>36538177
>total souls consumed
Uh...
It's 50, right?

[] hellish gift
[] let sister kill it, it should tire soon

>>36538248
Yeah, 50

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>tfw i'm the only one who ever picks traits

>>36538257
i know its an upgrade every 10 souls, but anything special for milestones? 100 souls? 1000?
>>36538280
next time

>>36538280
>Traits can get us an extra set of arms or a snake body or wings or something like that.

>Powers can get us flamethrower spells, portals to the dimension of acid and fire that is our stomach, teleportation, memory stealing, memory editing, acid cannons, flight, and so much more

I wonder why you're the only one that votes for it...

>>36538313
wings would be nice eventually

>>36538313
Traits could also be hardened skin so next time we take that hit like nothing and keep stepping.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wecd5S2pr_Q

"Oh my oh my if it isn't the everhungering" A voice like melted butter says, I turn and see the demon in the hat and suit that gave me my coat

"Hello" I say as I stare at him as he saunters into the room as my sister blasts at the poor trembling creature all the while laughing madly

"So, you had a nice lunch I guess" he says "killed and consumed two weaklings, not very impressed about that, however the fact you're still around surprises me greatly, stirred up quite the hornets nest you did, so I have to ask, what do you want from little old me"

What do I say
[] clothes/ armor
[] other/ misc
[] Infuse this sword with demonic power
[] your hat

>>36538313
Traits can also get you acid spit, which makes bites deal extra damage and which you have used a great many times. Traits give passive effects

>>36538339
Airwalking was a powers option which, honestly, I think is better because it grants more maneuverability and allows for stealth because it's quieter and doesn't make Raz larger. Also doesn't get bogged down by any equipment we may have. Like the coat that we'd have to cut holes in if we got wings.

>>36538360
[] Infuse this sword with demonic power

>>36538360
>[] Infuse this sword with demonic power

>>36538360
>[] Infuse this sword with demonic power

>>36538360
>[] your hat

>>36538360

>your hat

>>36538360
[] other/ misc
A lunchbox that fills up with food every single time you open it.

>>36538360
The hat is mighty tempting...

>>36538360
>[] Infuse this sword with demonic power

>>36538360
>[] other/ misc
Those gun things that the humans had were mighty interesting. Fairly painful too.

Got anything like that?

>dual wielding fuckoffhuge sword with demonic handcannon mode: GO

>>36538360
>[] other/ misc
Suprise Me

>>36538360
>[] Infuse this sword with demonic power
though >>36538421 is mighty tempting

>>36538421
>>dual wielding fuckoffhuge sword with demonic handcannon mode: GO
what if we got a power to turn metal and junk we eat into bullets we shoot out of our hand

"Infuse this blade with demonic powers" I say holding it out to hi,

"OOOOOOH this thing has some history to it" He says rubbing his chin "I'll have to reforge it to imbue it power, and take a little bit of you to put into it, so as not to bind any body to it since that always turns out bad"

"how much of me?" I asl

"Oh a few drops of blood" He says "a strand of hair, a glob of spit, that sort of thing, so tell me, what do you want to do with this?"

What do you reforge it as
[] keep it as it is now, but repair it
[] large spiked club
[] Scythe
[] clawed gauntlets
[] write in

What do you put into it
[] A few drops of blood
[] a strand of hair
[] a glob of acid
[] a handful of bandages
[] write in

>>36538517
>[] write in
Flail

>[] a strand of hair

Flaming hair flail

>>36538517
>[] Scythe
>[] a glob of acid

Acid scythe that burns through armor. Hell yes.

>>36538517
>>36538536
Hells yeah.

>>36538517
>[] Scythe
>[] a strand of hair

>>36538517
>[] keep it as it is now, but repair it
>[] a glob of acid

>>36538517
[] keep it as it is now, but repair it

[] a strand of hair
[] a glob of acid
Can we do both?

>>36538517
This
>>36538542

>>36538517
>[] Scythe
>[] A few drops of blood

Hair's obviously fire, and acid is gonna be acid, but I have no idea what blood or bandages would do. I'm curious.

>>36538517


[] keep it as it is now, but repair it

[] A few drops of blood

>>36538517
[] keep it as it is now, but repair it
[] a strand of hair

>>36538517
>[] keep it as it is now, but repair it
>[] a strand of hair
>[] a glob of acid

>>36538517
[] Scythe
[] A few drops of blood

>tfw I think we're going to become some kind of demon weapon hoarder
I'm ok with this.

>>36538517
>[] keep it as it is now, but repair it
all of it
>[] A few drops of blood
>[] a strand of hair
>[] a glob of acid
>[] a handful of bandages

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[] scythe
[] keep it as is
Strand of hair chose

>>36538743
>[] keep it as is
Strand of hair chose?

>>36538743
Is this a secondary vote thing because tie?

>[] scythe

>>36538743
>[] keep it as is

>>36538753
Chosen
>>36538755
yeah

>>36538743
>[] keep it as is

>>36538743
>[] scythe

>>36538763
aww, well here's hoping hair does more than just fire

>>36538743
>[] keep it as is

>>36538743
>[] scythe

>>36538743
>[] keep it as is

>>36538743
>[] scythe

>>36538743
hair is Nanomachines

>>36538731
I thought we were going to eventually end up as hoarder of everything. Then, eat it after we get bored of not finding anything new.
>>36538743
[] scythe
I think Scythe would be better, but changing it would be really disrespectful to the farmer guy. Then I realized we give no fucks because daemon

>>36538743
>[] scythe

>>36538743
>[] keep it as is

>>36538743
>[] scythe

>>36538743
[] keep it as is

>>36538743
>[] keep it as is
A scythe is practically useless in combat.Don't believe anime logic please

>>36538743
>[] keep it as is

>>36538743
>[] scythe

>>36538902
We have super human strength, though.

>>36538743
>[] keep it as is

>>36538902
Normal scythes are useless in combat.
This is magic demon scythe.

>>36538743
>[] keep it as is

>>36538902
>>36538902
>implying real world effectiveness means fucking shit

>>36538915
.......Seriously? even IF you have super strength it is still a bad weapon compared to everything else that is designed as a weapon.A scythe is a farming tool.A sword is a weapon made for killing

>>36538743
>[] scythe

>>36538771
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>>36538879
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>>36538929
>>36538935
FUCK HUGE SWORD

>>36538755
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