He shakes his head hastily. “No, no, nothing like that. I'm, ah, sorry.”

“Dese two be de bes in de air, oui? We be takin dem, maybe pull off dis harebrain plan yet.” She says, her voice brooking no argument- as far as she's concerned, it seems, you're going, or the mission, whatever it is, is scrubbed.

The man swallows- you see his adam's apple bob. “Right. Sorry Commander.”

Brigitte waves a hand. “It be fine, but be getting on wid it, if ya please.”

“Right. Commander Bishop, this briefing is classified top secret. You know what that means, but just in case you need a reminder, if you breathe a word of this to anyone, you'll find your life turned into a hell of courtrooms, lawyers, and ultrasecure prison cells.”

You nod- technically, most of the Wyvern is classified the same.

“Several months ago, a joint Delta force and AFSOC mission recovered a Soviet defector, who revealed, among other things, what we're calling VDNI.” He says.

“VD-what?” You ask, unable to help yourself.

“Vehicle direct neural interface.” He says. “It's highly experimental and requires intensively invasive surgery, as well as carrying significant health risks. In essence, though, it allows a pilot to operate their aircraft directly with their mind, without the need for controls in the cockpit. This allows for an unprecedented level of control.”

You can only imagine the possibilities as he continues. “However, we didn't have anything to work on until AFSOC pulled another rabbit out of their hat and fished a soviet ace codenamed white butterfly out of the sea after a Japanese operation to shoot her out of the sky.”

You nod as he continues.

2/3

“This gave us a partial system to work with, with a full system assembled and installed into DARPA's MTD eagle by the Soviet defector, who worked on it.” He says, pulling a picture out of a briefcase you didn't see and sliding it onto a projector, showing a heavily modified ejection seat in some unholy abomination of the air force's prized, if ugly, air superiority fighter.

“However, recent information has come forward that the soviets are working on an improved version of the system, with a group of modified Fandances and several pilots and witches as crew.” He looks at you. “Intel suggests this is their conclusive answer to you, commander.”

You shrug, not too impressed- though you're somewhat flattered. Afterall, that program must have cost billions.

“In any case, intel we have indicates this new Fandance model is a match even for the Wyvern-Merlin.”
He says, causing you to look over at your RIO, who's been silent this entire time. “Wyvern-Merlin?” You ask, and she shrugs.

“I-I made a lot of changes t-to it.” She says. “T-they renamed it.”

“However, it's not all bad news.” The man says, scowling at the brief interruption. “Their training base is extremely remote, but fairly poorly defended.”

You nod, pulling out a pen and hearing Merlin do the same- this is probably a strike package, with Brigitte setting up target markers or something.

“So we're going to have you steal one.”

You pause, then shake your head. You can't have heard that right.

[] “I'm sorry, what? I thought I heard something, but there's no way I did.”
[] Stay silent- you're in this deep already, no backing out now, right?

>>36530958

>[] "I'm sorry, what? I thought I heard something, but there's no way I did."

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>>36530958
>[x] Stay silent- you're in this deep already, no backing out now, right?

METAL GEAR TIME!

>>36530958
>[] Stay silent- you're in this deep already, no backing out now, right?

>>36530958
>[] “I'm sorry, what? I thought I heard something, but there's no way I did.”

>>36530958
>[] “I'm sorry, what? I thought I heard something, but there's no way I did.”
We are terrible in russian, for start.

>>36531029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OC7oAgz7LY

>>36530958
>[X] Stay silent- you're in this deep already, no backing out now, right?

THERE IS NO WAY THIS PLAN CAN GO WRONG.

>>36530958
>[] Stay silent- you're in this deep already, no backing out now, right?

>>36531077
as long as she does not go Snake Eater on us we should be fine!

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>>36530958
>[x] Stay silent- you're in this deep already, no backing out now, right?

We stole the best damn witch the Brits have to offer and now we are to steal a plane that Ivan made to counter us? Who do we steal from next? Best night of the Week!

>>36530958
>[]"Hell of a favor."

>>36530958
>[] “I'm sorry, what? I thought I heard something, but there's no way I did.”

Miles away, Konstantina Stalinka Jerks to attention.
Natalya briefly looks up from cleaning her gun "What is wrong Comrade?"
"I... I feel as though a perfect opportunity to assist my beloved has come"

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>>36530958
>[x] “I'm sorry, what? I thought I heard something, but there's no way I did.”
Haha... ha... what?

>>36530958

>other
"Wait, I'm a miracle worker in the air but sneakinh onto a soviet base and hijacking a plane? I'm not sure I'm cut out for that."

man....doesnt this briefing mean that the powers already know that laika's false identity is fake and that they're just letting laika stay with the PJs?

>>36531114
At this rate Frank is going to become the Primarch for the Blood Ravens!

>>36530958
>[x] "I'm sorry, what? I thought I heard something, but there's no way I did."

If this improved system requires surgery like the white butterfly's version, there's practically no way we're getting that thing off the ground.

>>36531131
......I love you all, /tg/.
No sarcasm.

>>36530958
>[x] “I'm sorry, what? I thought I heard something, but there's no way I did.”

We are a pilot, not special forces.

[] “I'm sorry, what? I thought I heard something, but there's no way I did.”

Dunno who is crazier here: the Russians or our spooks.

>as well as carrying significant health risks
Looks like we have a clue what happens to Laikas legs.

>You can only imagine the possibilities as he continues. “However, we didn't have anything to work on until AFSOC pulled another rabbit out of their hat and fished a soviet ace codenamed white butterfly out of the sea after a Japanese operation to shoot her out of the sky.”

Looks like Pierce cover is blown.

>>36530958
>"...I have heard worse plans."

>>36530958
>[] Stay silent- you're in this deep already, no backing out now, right?

>>36530958
>[] “I'm sorry, what? I thought I heard something, but there's no way I did.”

>>36531197
Changing to this.

>>36531192
....shit the CIA is going kidnap her

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>>36531156
I love you too, Mangafag
Shall we commence hand holding?

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>>36531146

THEY KNOW

>>36531237
Or, if their smart, they could just start a letter correspondence with her.

>>36530958
>[] “I'm sorry, what? I thought I heard something, but there's no way I did.”
There is something wrong with the plan like the surgery part.

>You can see his eyebrow quirk at you and Merlin, though he's got enough sense to not say anything as you walk in, escorted by Brigitte, who takes a seat next to yours and languidly stretches out, throwing one leg over the armrest and into your lap. She grins at you when you look over at her briefly before opening up a notepad to get times, routes, refueling points, callsigns, expected hostiles- all the important shit.


So guys we know she rested her legs on our lap but where did she place her foot?

>>36530930
>VDNI

BLAKE ELEISON

>>36531197
I'll second this.

>>36531254
Blue board, anon. Blue board.

But eh, I kinda expect selected circle on USSOCOM will aware about Laika. Kesley must be pulling some favor for Laika, and no way he can do it alone.

>>36531318
but whats the price...

>>36531237
Not if she's adopted first...

>>36531333
She's going to Area 51 when she goes back to the States. The Japanese won't ritually kill her, but she's gonna be a soulless lab rat now.

>>36531361
Oh that's a good one!

>>36531361
No.

>>36531386
Is far more likely. You're not buying that little shit a happy meal and we're not putting up with her any longer. She'll be removed soon.

So who's the guy in Tigerstripes?

Wait, are we essentially talking about pulling a Firefox here?

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>>36531393
>>36531361
>implying the CIA would give a flying fuck

That they're kidnapping a kid from her loving "parents" would probably give them a raging boner while they're doing it.

>>36531197
Eh, this works.

>>36531436
Fuck you she's not going anywhere we're teaching her to eat happiness. The American way!

>>36531445
Yeah, that what i thinking too.

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>>36531498

>>36531445
We must squint like Clint.

>>36531197
Okay that made me laugh. You have my support

>>36531498
>>36531520
>Implying the happy meal wont be drugged and the last thing she remembers before the start with the needles and saws.

>>36531553
would be better to keep her intact

>>36531447
for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-CG5w4YwOI

>>36530958
>[x] “I'm sorry, what? I thought I heard something, but there's no way I did.”
Years from now when the the war is over and this universe's version of PS2's are created. Ace Witch Combat will have the Wyvern-Merlin as a bullshit bonus boss.

>>36531520
God damn I want one!

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[x] “I'm sorry, what? I thought I heard something, but there's no way I did.”

You set your inkstick down and look at the guy like he's lost his mind. “I've heard worse plans, but what? I'm a pilot, not a SEAL, and there's a lot of gaps. Like, I don't know, the whole surgery thing?” You say.

He nods. “Yeah, that would be a problem if these were the full production model.”

“So these are prototypes, big deal. Still going to be hard to fly without this, what's it. VDNI?” You say.

“Not really. Our sources believe these aircraft have conventional controls as well, they're being used as conversion trainers for their first round of pilots as well as the prototypes for the new model Fandance.”

“And what if they're wrong?” You ask.

“Den dey be wrong and you be leavin wid us, baron.” Brigitte says from next to you. “You be lettin me worry bout de commando tings, you jus be worryin bout de plane and where you be flyin it, oui?”

You look over at her in time to catch a smirk. “Unless,” She says, more than a hint of challenge in her voice, “Ya be wantin to back out, now. It be makin me sad if ya do, but I be tinkin of some udder way to be getting dat favor outta ya, oui?”

She pauses. “But it be makin me harder to be doin dat ting we talk about, too.” She shrugs.

[] It's still crazy, but I'm game.
[] this is way outside my contract, man. I'm out.

>>36531748
>[] It's still crazy, but I'm game.

Let's do this.

>>36531748
>[] It's still crazy, but I'm game.

>>36531748
>[x] It's still crazy, but I'm game.

remember why we are doing this fokes

>>36531748
>[x] It's still crazy, but I'm game.

Using that image is cheating, Ghost

>>36531748
>[x] It's still crazy, but I'm game.

Crazy is what Fronk does.

>>36531748
>[] It's still crazy, but I'm game.
Oh well, as long as we got conventional control...

>>36531748
>[] It's still crazy, but I'm game.
even
even if i didn't owe you I'd still help

oh boy what are the chances that a bat shit crazy soviet tank witch will be there...gauntlet and all

>>36531748
>[] It's still crazy, but I'm game.

>>36531748
>[] It's still crazy, but I'm game.


We just needed to get the info about the holes in the plan first.

>>36531748
>[x] It's still crazy, but I'm game.

>>36531818
>Raikov
>at an airbase in the middle of nowhere

It's more likely we find Konstantina and Natalya or Putin's people trying to steal one the planes for themselves.

>>36531818
She would think that she has two new hostages to lure Red out.

>>36531748
>[x] It's still crazy, but I'll do it.

"I want it to go on whatever top secret record you have that I am only doing this under duress. And this had better be the only thing you're making me do."

>>36531748
>[] It's still BATSHIT INSANE, but I'm game.

>>36531748
>[] It's still crazy, but I'm game.

ITS LIKE I"M TAKING CRAZY PILLS

>>36531748
[] It's still crazy, but I'm game.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!

>>36531748
[] It's still crazy, but I'm game.
All and all, we are still PILOT enough for the crazy.

>>36531748
>[] It's still crazy, but I'm game.

was asportu
what is captcha saying?

>>36531865

"Hey guys."

"Hello, comrade."

"You didn't see anything, we didn't see anything. Deal?"

"As long as we share a drink after the war, comrade, we have a deal."

Hey, is this mean we will meet Akatsuki, Inazuma and Ikazuchi on base?

>>36531967
Oh god. If they were. I think Frank might take them.

>>36531748
>[X] It's still crazy, but I'm game.

First, we steal their Witches. Now, we're stealing their plans. How far will Fronk go to NTR Russia?

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BTW, someone asking about the plane in background, is it based on any particular plane or just something made up?

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>>36531967
Mmm, good point.

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>>36531992
We kill the witches at that base. If we're stealing the prototype to put the development back, part of the deal is you kill the people working on the project to damage it even more. Rolling a few grenades into a witch barracks, killing the small number of witches who can interface with the technology, would go a long way to preventing Allied casualties.

>>36531983
"... Brigitte, find a crate to put them in, they're coming home with us."

>>36532054
and then the AA guns shoot us as we take off!

>>36532054
>killing
>not flashbanging and kidnapping

It's like you don't into POW trades.

>>36532090
In before Natalya hitches a ride in the box as well.

>>36532090
>>36532098
Fulton time?

>>36532096
We're being inserted with a SEAL team. I would hazard a guess that they're going to be disabling the base defenses to prevent them from doing just that.

>>36532090
>Implying they aren't already dead before we can see them.

Brigitte doesn't play by whatever fluffy bullshit cutesy crap you think she does.

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>>36532098
And you obviously don't into stopping enemy research the Israeli way.

>>36532164
The Israeli way pisses a lot of people off so lets not do that!

>>36532181
>Implying Merica doesn't

>>36532148
No, but if Frank insist and she can manage to capture them she'll just put it into our tab
"Oui, you owe me more with this, Baron"

>>36532098

>flashbanging and kidnapping
>not nightcrawling, banging and pregnancy

It's like you don't into sowing the seeds of your future so that your Legacy survives. Bonus points if they fall in love with you, like in my Japanese Comics.

I don't know why people keep thinking we can collect all the witches, but it's hilarious to see mentally disabled people posting.

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>>36532181
>pisses a lot of people off, so let's not do that!
>caring what the Soviet Union thinks of us in the middle of WW3

I see you, you Communist shit.

>>36532164
I do it the American way. Steal everything you can.

Last I checked, Israel hasn't landed a man on the moon.

>>36532181
You can't knock its effectiveness, though.

>>36532202
"one Favor per witch Baron"

>>36532249
ya but then we don't shoot UN schools with tanks...

>>36531748
>[] this is way outside my contract, man. I'm out.

"Next time please ask for something I am actually trained for."

>>36532248
No, but they have kept everyone in the surrounding area from building anything nuclear for 30 some-odd years.

>>36532272
Oh I am sure we will get a crash course on how to use a rifle

>>36532267
I would shoot UN schools with tanks when they get taken over by terrorist with rocket launchers.

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>>36532303
Oh my god FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING SHITSTAIN. TAKE YOUR STUPID ARGUMENT BACK TO /pol/ WHERE IT BELONGS.

>>36532248
The American way is: Steal what you can, develop what you can by yourself with what you have, and destroy what you can't take with you.

We can't take all the witches on the base with us.

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>>36532025
AFAIK it's not any particular plane, since the picture was drawn before it was revealed what plane they flew. Su-34, by the way.

Pic slightly related.

>>36532274
Can't deny it's effective, but we're in a situation where we could use the research that's been done. Israel doesn't steal other countries' nuclear programs because they don't need them.

>>36532346
First, we don't know the situation. For now, anyway.
If we could take them, why not. If not, well that suck but we get their plane.
Let's stop counting chicken before eggs.

@Merc
Oh, okay.

>>36532371

Merc, which AFSOC unit discovered the existance of the VDNI?

>>36532346
Yes we can, all we need is a witch, a crate, and an exit. We already have the first and third, it shouldn't be too hard to find the second.

>>36532410
The Soviet defector they're talking about is Sokolov. The AFSOC unit in question is Pierce's.

>>36532346
Remember how the Russians were carrying witches on their planes during the ambush?

We can strap the whole base's complement of witches to the wing pylons of the plane we steal.

>>36532466

OH. It was Solokov. Totally forgot about that episode.

>>36532443
>Implying they will not resist and cause complications to an already extremely tightly planned operation.

This is an idiotic conversation.

>>36532489
Don't bother arguing with them, half of /tg/ tries to save people even when it's clear they don't actually want/need to be saved.

Besides, it's those brainwashed witches, they'll just try to kill us and Brigitte can shoot them dead and then we don't need to care.

Btw are these new soviet planes two seaters?

I hope trying to "save" the soviet witches gets Merlin or Brigitte shot. Then I can laugh at everyone when they blame the QM for railroading and demand a re-vote or retcon.

>>36532700
"H-how could the game world n-not conform to my every desire!? This is an outrage HOPE YOU ENJOY A DEDQUEST!"

>>36532671
>“However, recent information has come forward that the soviets are working on an improved version of the system, with a group of modified Fandances and several pilots and witches as crew.” He looks at you. “Intel suggests this is their conclusive answer to you, commander.”

I'd assume so, especially since Merlin is here.

>>36532409
Hey Mangafag?

Lewd Merlin when?

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>itt

What better way to enjoy your quest than shitting all over it for no reason at all!

>>36532810
Never, hopefully.

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>>36532810

>>36532834
I blame the mod for getting rid of /qtg/.

>>36532921
Yeah, it kept them contained.

>>36532921
Getting rid of /qtg/ was a good thing, since it was just a shitposting circlejerk, and people who shitpost in quest threads can also get their posts deleted or get banned for their effort.

>>36532944
Why did he do that anyway?

>>36532921
holy shit, when did this happen?

>>36532950
But then the shitposting comes over here.

>>36532974
Around a week ago.

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[x] It's still crazy, but I'm game.

You shake your head. “Man, this is still crazy. But if you need a pilot, I'm your guy.”

“C-Crew.” Merlin says. “If they n-need a crew, we're it.”

“So amended.” You respond, giving her a smile. She smiles back.

“Alright, then, with that over, here's the plan.” The briefing officer- who you're starting to think is probably CIA or NSA or something equally alphabet soup, says. “Commander Laroux and her team will insert with you via an Extreme altitude HALO jump.” You look over at her, and she shrugs. “The base is on the southern edge of the momskiy mountain range, over a hundred klicks from any settlement of any size.”

You nod, noting that that probably sticks the base in the ass end of siberia and about a few thousand miles from anything resembling support. On the other hand, the relative remoteness means that you probably won't have to deal with interceptors right away. Probably.

“Your return point is Tokachi airfield, an IJA owned base on Honshu. They've agreed to support the mission.” He says. “They'll also be staging an attack on Vladivostok to keep them from launching fighters to intercept you, so ideally all you'll have to do is dodge some SAM sites.”

“That's got to be close to two thousand kilometers.” You say, figuring for the middle of east siberia. “Can a fandance make that on internal tanks?”

The man nods. “We believe so, yes. Based on recovered wreckage, we think it's got three thousand or so kilometers on internal fuel, maybe a bit more. And it's closer to twenty five hundred.”

1/2

So we're essentially doing a modern version of this mission?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvGeSwdL3tM

You wince. “That's not a lot of wiggle room, what's our alternates?”

“The only alternates available are NAS Adak in the Aleutians and Elmendorf.” He says. “And both of those are on different lines from Tokachi, so if you intend to put down there, you'll have to make the call as soon as you're in the air.”

“And Elmendorf has to be farther than three k, even flying over the pole.” You say, and he nods.

“If you have to go to Elmendorf, the only support will be KA-3s out of Nome.”

“An, dere be no diversionary support dat way.” Brigitte says. “Dey do no be havin de same tings up dere dey had at de beginnin o dis, but dere's still enough up dere to be causin ya trouble.”

“Either way, the call will be yours, commander.” The breifing officer says.

You nod, taking the rest of the notes you'll need- callsigns, routes, the usual things as they're explained.

Finally, when he's done, you close up your notes, stuffing the note taking gear in a pocket. “So when do we leave?”

“We be leavin here tonight.” Brigitte says. “Late. Once we in de air, ya both be belongin to me an mine for de duration.” She grins. “ya be taking dat however ya want, baron.”

“In the mean time, though, commander, you're now confined to base.” the breifing officer says. “Don't make us look for you.”

“We be havin a party to be goin to anyway.” Brigitte says, massaging your thigh briefly with her heel before swinging her legs back around and standing up. “I be makin sure dey don be goin or doin nothing dey not be supposed to.”

2/3 (Whoops)

>>36533054
NEMESIS!!!

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Halley you faggot. Stop being lazy and finish Slider

The three of you head towards the hangar, where a space has been cleared among the striker racks for Wendy, and a few tables already set up. Slider and Mav are in there helping the ground crew, who've dragged out a couple of their hommade grills. Slider looks up from moving one and nods towards you. “Frank, Kiddo. Brigitte.” She says, adding the last as an almost afterthought. “We're about set up here, need help finding Wendy and carrying some of her gifts over, if you don't mind.”

[] “We'll carry the gifts over”
[] “We'll go find Wendy”

>>36533102
>[] “We'll go find Wendy”

>>36533102
>[] “We'll carry the gifts over”

>>36533102
>[x] “We'll carry the gifts over”

>>36533030
>>36533071
>>36533102
Is it just me, or is anyone else having 'Mission: Impossible' Theme running in their head now?

[] “We'll go find Wendy”

>>36533102
>[X] “We'll carry the gifts over”

>>36533102
>[] “We'll go find Wendy”

AEROPLANE NOISES INTO THE HANGER

>>36533102
>[] “We'll carry the gifts over”
Didn't we tell them that we hadn't got them anything? Best not to ruin the surprise now

>>36533102
>[X] “We'll carry the gifts over”

I guess we should check to make sure all the gifts are there.

>>36533102
>[] “We'll go find Wendy”
disregard heavy lifting, acquire imouto

>>36533102
>[x] “We'll carry the gifts over”

>>36533102
>[] “We'll carry the gifts over”

Frank is going to LIFT.

>>36533102
>[] “We'll go find Wendy”
more people in franks secret fan club

>>36533102
>[] “We'll carry the gifts over”

>>36533102
>[] “We'll carry the gifts over”

We've gotta bring the gifts for everyone else too, can't have them see em early.

>>36533164
>secret

Hardly a secret at this point.

>>36533102
[X] “We'll carry the gifts over”

>>36533102
>[x] “We'll carry the gifts over”

>>36533102
>[x] “We'll carry the gifts over”
Gotta prepare the secret gifts.

Also what ramifications will using a VDNI have on the Frank Merlin combo? We already saw Merlin reacting to the Wyvern's damage in Japan. Will the jets they fly go full super robot/plane and start developing weird ass wings or something? What if the plane starts transforming into a tomcat?

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>Find an active Strikers '89
>I'm not even halfway through the archive yet

>>36533270
Sounds like you need to get back to binging.

>>36533255
Fronk and Merlin become one. Orgasmically.

All the other witches want to be the copilot after that.

>>36533255

Merlin and Fronk commune in wyvern-chan

>[Spice Girls] Two Become One

>>36533270
Just watch the live thread while binging. Multi-task!

>>36533270
I believe in you
I'm binging on PJ witches at the moment, so I know your pain

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>>36533270

The struggle is real, tovarisch.

>>36533270
Read faster.

Or invent a time machine and go back to the beginning of this thing and do it with us!

>>36533331

Moooooouse

Hows lift treating ye?

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>>36533331
Oh yea, Mouse, Ghost, how are the puppies?

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>>36533102
>[] "We'll go find Wendy"

>getting to post in an active thread
>pic related

>>36533102
>[x] “We'll go find Wendy”
Wendy is love,Wendy is life

>>36533386
>Frank looks at Merlin
>your pic related

>>36533349

>lift

Did you mean life?
Cause I didn't think 5/3/1 was gonna be a real actual work out, then the spirit of Wendler found me and smacked me with a barbell.

>>36533363

Christ they look small in that picture...

>>36533102
>[] “We'll go find Wendy”

>>36533406
Of course I meant lift.

Do you even lift.

>>36533406
I guess that was when they were younger. Are they behaving themselves, or are they crewing on your socks still?

>>36533402
MERLIN IS NOT FOR LEWDS

>>36533543
What if Psychomoto lewds her? Is she for lewds then?

>>36533102
>[] “We'll go find Wendy”
I hope we get a hug from her.

Or make her cry

Maybe both

>>36533584
>wanting to make Wendy cry

You sick bastard.

>>36533580
And NTR her brother? Back to /d/ with you.

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>>36533331
>mfw M0use replied to my post

>>36533607
She's making sure Merlin can please her brother properly.

>>36533607
>I was just trying to give my brother's wife some advice

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>>36533625
I talk to him all the time. It loses its charm. All he ever talks about is LIFTING and PROTEIN.

>>36533584
clearly she will be so happy that she kisses Frank without thinking

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>>36533647
I bet you hate fun

>>36533102
>[] “We'll carry the gifts over”

>>36533601
Is it so sick to see tears of joy

>>36533580
Not even Kenji touch Merlin in lewd way yet, and he is the only one allowed for Lewding merlin.

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>>36533686
Nah, that's Arwen-chan.

>>36533781
She hates all but the lewdest fun.

>>36533647
sounds like a man after my own heart

...I need to go buy more protein

>>36533781
>heart shaped pupils
Dammit, my only weakness!

>>36533781
those eyes...

>>36533818
its a stand you fool!

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>>36533686
>Lucchini getting bullied

My boner can only get harder, anon. Do you have more?

>>36533865

i dont even know whats going on in that pic.

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>>36533865
That I do

>>36533912
same here

>>36533912
NO SOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE

>>36533781


Ghost.. is apparently stacked.

>>36533686
The fuck is going on in this pic?

>>36533943
Stonking great tits.

>>36533950
she has no sole!

>>36533950
She trapped a bug in her shoe. It escaped.

>>36533978
If she puts her shoe back on, she'll have a bug in her shoe.

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>>36533950
>>36533961
>>36533964
>>36533978
Samefag pls go

>>36533102
[x] “We'll carry the gifts over”

>>36533102
>[] “We'll go find Wendy”

>>36534065
NEVER FORGIVE!

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[x] “We'll carry the gifts over”

“We'll carry the gifts over.” You say, after thinking a second, and Slider smiles.

“Good!” She says, happily. “I was hoping you'd say that, some of that shit is heavy.”

“I figured as much.” You say. “That's why I was just gonna hijack a truck from the lot and use that.”

“Better you than me, anyway.” Slider points out, and you nod- her driving is probably classed as a war crime somewhere.

The truck- one of those little GMCs that seems to exist on every airbase ever inhabited by US pilots, sits alongside it's twins just outside the hangar. Used for just about everything, from moving crew to moving aircraft parts and the occasional small bomb, they're ubiquitous.

What they aren't is comfortable- the three of you cram into the cab only barely, with the shift on the floor poking up between Merlin's knees. Fortunately, the drive is short.

Inside the house, you have to hunt down the presents- instead of doing the sensible thing and putting them all in one closet or something, they're squirreled away all over the house. You catch a lucky break when Katya agrees to help, and pretty soon you're relatively sure you've gotten everything. At least, you hope so, though you suppose if you missed something, whoever's present you missed can come back and grab it themselves.

1/2

Katya takes a seat in the bed of the truck, where she's joined at the last second by Sakamoto, who's in uniform, including those short shorts the IJA apparently issues. You'd ask, but you figure everyone's different.

“So is it r-really her birthday?” Merlin asks. “I-I never asked.”

“Ice did.” You say, hoping you're right. “So it must be close enough, at least.”

“W-well at l-least it's now.” She says, after a second. “H-How long will we be gone, anyway?”

You look over at Brigitte, who shrugs. “No more dan a week. Well, mebby ten day? It depend on de window dey pick out for us to be goin, and de weather. If it be too bad, dey mebby not want ya flyin in it.”

“Hell, bad weather would make our job easier.” You say. “Especially if it's cold.”

“Mebby de flyin out part.” Brigitte says, nodding as you pull up to the hangar. “But de getting in, it be makin it harder. Jus you wait an see.”

[] Why does that not fill me with confidence?
[] This sounds like a great plan and I'm excited to be part of it!
[] I won't even comment on that. Give us a hand with these, huh?

>>36534431
[] I won't even comment on that. Give us a hand with these, huh?

>>36534431
>[] I won't even comment on that. Give us a hand with these, huh?

>>36534431
>[] I won't even comment on that. Give us a hand with these, huh?

>>36534431
>[X] This sounds like a great plan and I'm excited to be part of it!

Only without the sarcasm.

>>36534431
>[] I won't even comment on that. Give us a hand with these, huh?

>>36534431
>[x] I won't even comment on that. Give us a hand with these, huh?

>>36534431
>[] This sounds like a great plan and I'm excited to be part of it!

>>36534431
>[] This sounds like a great plan and I'm excited to be part of it!

>>36534431
>[X] I won't even comment on that. Give us a hand with these, huh?

>>36534431
>[x] This sounds like a great plan and I'm excited to be part of it!

We have to reference Ghostbusters.

>>36534431
>[] I won't even comment on that. Give us a hand with these, huh?

>>36534431
>[x] This sounds like a great plan and I'm excited to be part of it!

>>36534431
>[] I won't even comment on that. Give us a hand with these, huh?

>>36534431
>[] I won't even comment on that. Give us a hand with these, huh?

>>36534431
[X] I won't even comment on that. Give us a hand with these, huh?

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>>36533647

Untrue, dick.
I also talk about how I will run when I have time. Which is rare.

Although, the semester is ending soon...

>>36533814
Universal Whey Pro.

>>36534431
>[X] This sounds like a great plan and I'm excited to be part of it!

WhatCanPossiblyGoWrong.png

>>36534431
[] I won't even comment on that. Give us a hand with these, huh?

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Daily dose

>>36534606
>I also talk about how I will run when I have time. Which is rare.
You spend more time talking about how you will run when you have time than the time it has taken for you to run so far

>>36534632
You got the version with text?

>>36534632
Kota pls go

>>36534632
Rosalie in making
....oh wait, that's inaccurate.

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>>36534632
Damn, it's been a long time since that has showed up.

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>>36534637
>You spend more time talking about how you will run when you have time than the time it has taken for you to run so far

I kek'd

>>36534431
>[] I won't even comment on that. Give us a hand with these, huh?

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>>36534650
Of course!

>>36534670
Rosalie's mom and/or dad in the making more like

>>36534637

Running is a 4-8 unbroken hour commitment - even for a short thread. This is 4-8 hours of a day that I can carve that time out of (see, none) in order to do nothing but sit in front of my computer and write.

As it stands, I've struggled to find time to lift and sleep. Welding is a cruel mistress.

>>36534754
>As it stands, I've struggled to find time to lift and sleep. Welding is a cruel mistress.
Then you must weld a machine that allows you to both lift AND sleep at the same time

>>36534774
What is it, Doraemon?

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>>36534606
I'm sorry. I forgot about that. You also talk about WELDING.

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Let us not forget this

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>>36534803
>I forgot to spoiler

>>36534803
Install Core is far less disturbing than this with caption.

>>36534833
>>36534803
Delete that shit man.

>>36534803
>>36534833
Then delete it. BLUE board.

>>36534838
All the gribbly bits ARE covered up.

>>36534872
True, and while that does mean it doesn't violate the rules, the sjw mods who are running around crusading against anything that personally offends them instead of sticking to the rules would probably delete it.

NO PLOBLEMS

>>36534684
Mav is Cupcakespawn. Calling it now.

After all, both Cupcake and Mav were best girls.

>>36534910
Just post cheese pizza and they'll suicide soon.

>>36534632
Thanks, this picture is actually kinda hard to find.

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>>36534803

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[x] I won't even comment on that. Give us a hand with these, huh?

“I-” you shake your head. “I won't even comment on that. Give us a hand with the presents, huh?”

Brigitte laughs and steps out of the truck, taking a large box from Katya and walking towards the tables, where it looks like almost everyone is gathering. You still don't see Wendy, though you figure Slider has gone to find her, since you don't see her here either.

You do see Ice, who looks to be taking sight inventory of everything, directing a pair of the crew who are carrying the cake, and telling the twins to stop trying to molest Joe for a half a minute so he can hang the banner between the pair of nearby striker racks.

She manages to look over in time to catch you, right as you set down the pile of presents Katya handed you- and Sakamoto stacked another on top. Then proceeded to 'help' you to the table by walking way to close in front of you- enough so that her sword almost tripped you twice. If you didn't know better, you'd have sworn that was on purpose.

“Frank!” Ice says, as Sakamoto shoots you a glance and finds a seat near Merlin. “Did you find everything?” The ones in my room? You didn't look in the closet, did you?”

[] Nah, katya got the ones upstairs.
[] Oh totally. How very... lewd.

>>36535253
>[x] Oh totally. How very... lewd

>>36535253
>[] Nah, katya got the ones upstairs.

>>36535253
[] Oh totally. How very... lewd.

>>36535253
>[X] Oh totally. How very... lewd.

>>36535253
>[] Oh totally. How very... lewd.
its a must

>>36535253
>[] Oh totally. How very... lewd.

>>36535253
>[] Oh totally. How very... lewd.

>>36535253
>[] Oh totally. How very... lewd.

Teasing time.

>>36535253

[X] Nah, katya got the ones upstairs.

>>36535253
>[x] Oh totally. How very... lewd.

going on a black op soon lets have some fun

>>36535253
>[] Oh totally. How very... lewd.
scandalous

>>36535253
>[] Oh totally. How very... lewd.

"I must say boss you have interesting choice in undergarments."

>>36535253
>[x] Yes
Shit eating grin is a must

>>36535253
>[] Oh totally. How very... lewd.
trolololololo.....

>>36535253
[] Nah, katya got the ones upstairs.

>>36535253
>[] Oh totally. How very... lewd.

>>36535253
>[] Nah, katya got the ones upstairs.
"Is there Lewds? it was Lewds, wasn't it Katya?"

>>36535253
>[X] Oh totally. How very... lewd.

>>36535253
>[x] Oh totally. How very... lewd.

someone post the pics

>>36535253
>[] Oh totally. How very... lewd.

Tease the Ice. I hope she responds to this to acting lewd because her fetishes have been discovered.

>"Looks like I need some punishment."

>>36535253
>[] Oh totally. How very... lewd.

>>36535253
>"You didn't look in the closet, did you?"

Wonder why shes so nervous http://pastebin.com/8H86uuML

>>36535253
>[x] Oh totally. How very... lewd.

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>>36535322
>"I must say boss you have interesting choice in undergarments."
SHE HAS THE SEXY UNDERWEAR FROM ALASKA

>>36533781
inquis pls

>>36535415

>"Punish me, Frank! Tie me up and spank me! You know what I want."

>"...It was a joke, boss."

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>>36535437
>she found them and kept them all

>>36535474
>she wears them when she masturbates

>>36535253
>[x] Oh totally. How very... lewd.

>>36535437

yes.

YES.

LET IT BE DONE.

What if it was actually a present for us in the closet?

Other than the panties, I know how you guys think.

>>36535534
>She wears them under the rope when masturbates

>>36535534
>Slider stole the pair with the side tie ribbon things
delicious best Sloidah

>>36535571
DRAW IT

>>36535571

she wears them on her head.

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[x] Oh totally. How very... lewd.

You grin, and you can see the blush building before you say anything. “Oh, totally.” You say. “How very.... lewd.”

She looks surprised that you left it at that, but still blushes the color of a coke can, then shakes her head. “A-At least you got all the presents. T-thanks frank.” She says, and you nod, still grinning.

You're about to needle her further, but you're interrupted before you can by Slider. “Look who I found!” she calls, walking in with Wendy, who's wearing a green bandage tied around her eyes like a blindfold. Everybody gets quiet, and you lean in close to Ice.

“Is it her birthday?” You ask, practically whispering. She nods.

“Close, day after tomorrow.” She says, still blushing lightly. “What- ah.” She pauses.

“What did you think?”

“Of?” You ask, curious.

“The... things. I-in my closet.”

[] I was just screwing with ya, boss. I didn't see anything, Katya got the presents out of your room.
[] Very interesting.
[] How does that even work?

>>36535719
>[] How does that even work?

>>36535719
>[] I was just screwing with ya, boss. I didn't see anything, Katya got the presents out of your room.

>>36535719
>>other
Take our the neck collar she gave us.

Grin like a madman.

>>36535719
>[] I was just screwing with ya, boss. I didn't see anything, Katya got the presents out of your room.

>>36535719
>[x] I was just screwing with ya, boss. I didn't see anything, But now I know where to look next time

>>36535750
THIS THIS THIS THIS

BEST OPTION RIGHT HERE

>>36535719
>[] I was just screwing with ya, boss. I didn't see anything, Katya got the presents out of your room.
Before the poor woman gets a heart attack

>>36535719
>[x] Very interesting.
>[x] How does that even work?

>>36535719
>[] How does that even work?
TEEEEAAASSEEE

>>36535719
>[x] I was just screwing with ya, boss. I didn't see anything, Katya got the presents out of your room.

inb4 "I... wouldn't mind if you saw them."

>>36535719
>[x] I was just screwing with ya, boss. I didn't see anything, Katya got the presents out of your room.

>>36535719
>[x] How does that even work?

>>36535719
>[X] I was just screwing with ya, boss. I didn't see anything, Katya got the presents out of your room.

>>36535719
>>36535750

DO IT.

FUCKING DO IT

>>36535719
>[] How does that even work?

Gotta make her blush so much.

>>36535719
>[] I was just screwing with ya, boss. I didn't see anything, Katya got the presents out of your room, though with your your reacting I imagine that she might have some choice words and thoughts on the subject.

>>36535750
Go for it.

>>36535719
[] Very interesting.
[] How does that even work?

>>36535719
>>36535750
ONLY FUCKING SOLUTION, TOAST DIVISION

>>36535750
YESYESYES THIS

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>>36535750
Wait! I change my vote to this!

>>36535750
LEWDEST OPTION GO

>>36535750
When did that happen?\

And pls no

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>>36535750
going with this!

>>36535820
might want to delete your old post

>>36535750
DO EET FAGGOT.

>>36535830
No idea, I think that anon is just making it up

>>36535830

Just pre-berlin.

Slider Lace, Ice Collar and Katya cap badge

>>36535719
[x] I was just screwing with ya, boss. I didn't see anything, Katya got the presents out of your room.

>>36535830
The tokens from the 3 waifus?

>>36535860
>>36535850
That was a canvas belt

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>>36535750
Do it

>>36535719
>[] Very interesting.

>>36535860
I liked the idea from a couple threads ago to try and finagle the ability to paint an eagle holding the tokens as nose art on our plane

>>36535750
I support this course of action.

>>36535719
>>36535750
I cannot disagree

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Talking about panties...

do i still need to worked on it more?

>>36535934
Do a version with the squadron stockings.

>>36535934
Glorious sideties. Double thumbs up!

>>36535850
It was a belt not a collar...

>>36535979
So we gently wrap it around her neck. She'll get what we mean.