>>36502411
>Your shadow has one limb more than it should

>>36502411
>>36502424

Which one is more unnerving I wonder?

>Your shadow is a fraction of the size it should be in the current lighting, or many times normal.

>>36502411
I'd... honestly probably assume I'd gone on some mystical journey to save another world or whatnot-obviously forgetting it afterward because that's just the way of mystical journeys to save another world-and lost my limb in the process but had it healed, and this was the healer's trick to try and let me remember it even though i wasn't supposed to.

So the first thing I do is start reviewing everything that's happened to me over the last week or so.

>>36502431
Extra limb, definitely.

>Your shadow is displaced 6 inches away from where your feet touch the ground

Your shadow trails your actions by two seconds

>your shadow is a different gender

>Your shadow has a tantalizing scent

>>36502546
Some kind of fetish no doubt.

>Your shadow leaves you for a full hour
>It returns, slightly more deformed than before
>It does this every few days
>>36502431
The shadow limb is only unnerving if it moves.

>>36502546
>>36502556
How does it react if I rub my dick against it?

>the ground smokes where your shadow falls upon it

>your shadow is furiously masturbating

>your shadow has a crown

>your shadow has a shadow

>your shadow steals small objects in the vicinity

>Your shadow has no reflection in the mirror.

>your shadow eats other shadows

>>36502612
> your shadow is a kender

>the solid creature that projects you is furiously masturbating

>your shadow is warm to the touch

>>36502625
>Your shadow has seen some shit.

>>36502625
> Shadow is normal, but doesn't perform any sexual acts or illicit activities

>your shadow seems to be trying to get your attention.

>your shadow stains people's skin

>your shadow makes rude gestures at elves

> your shadow has a slowly deepening tinge of color

>your shadow trips people up

>Your shadow isn't a dark silhouette but a full color image of you that seems to be from one hour in the future.
>It has a large knife stuck in it's head.

> your shadow molests other people's shadows

>your shadow is always naked and more well endowed than you

>>36502623
>The only reason why you haven't been killed yet is that others fear that your death might just release the shadow-kender and make things worse.

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>>36502654
Im pretty god dam sure its not a shadow

>your shadow has holes in it where your eyes would be

>>36502665
wow is my shadow black?

>your shadow extinguishes man-made light sources that it passes by

>your shadow dances when music plays

>>36502680
Kek.

>your shadow has claws and tusks

>your shadow talks to other shadows
>it's usually laughing

>>36502680
10/10

>your shadow can't enter churches, and waits outside

> your shadow is cast as if from the sun, regardless of cover, light sources or the time of day or night

>your shadow can't quite keep up, and crawls after you.

>your shadow has no head

>>36502603
That's just a penumbra.

>your shadow has agoraphoobia

>your shadow is constantly sucking dicks

>>36502664
sounds like my kind of shadow, if you know what I mean

>Every few days, your shadow disappears for the night.
>This disappearance always coincides with reports of a murders or signs of violence in your local area.
>Your shadow is protecting you from an evil cult.

>>36502411
God damnnit Pan you flying fae faggot.

>>36502766
sounds like my kind of shadow, if you know what I mean

>your shadow has a noose around its neck
>your shadow is in chains

>Your shadow twitches in an inhuman fashion when nobody else is observing it

>Your shadow is making fun of you in sign language

>your shadow remains the same as it was when you were 10 years old

>>36502411
>Your shadow no longer has one of your limbs.

>your shadow falls only on the floor, never on walls or objects
>objects placed in your shadow remain lit

>Your shadow was lost in a tragic accident
>The current shadow is just a loaner.

>Your shadow starts a successful catering business

>your shadow isn't yours
>it never was

>your shadow sometimes mimics your movements incorrectly

>due to a bureaucratic error, you now have the shadow of John Malkovich
>He wants it back

>when surrounded by bright light on all sides, rather than disappearing your shadow writhes and screams silently.

>>36502848
>due to a bureaucratic error, you now have the shadows of a human fighter, elven wizard, dwarven cleric and halfling thief
>they form a team to take them back from you

>due to a bureaucratic error, your shadow has been taxed twice

FUUUUCK

>due to a celestial bureaucracy, your shadow has been enlisted to fight an army of demons

>>36502954
>due to a crisis of faith, your shadow is the demons

> your shadow is slowly fading away. your body seems to decrease in strength and weight as it does so.

>your reflection moves it's left hand when you move your right hand and it's right hand when you move your left. Your other movements are the still the same.

Your shadow is that of your last Character.

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>your shadow keeps trying to escape like a fucking asshole

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>Your shadow is your partner in crime

>Your shadow is telling you to do stuff.
>Your mirror image is telling you to not listen to the shadow.

>>36503343
>the voices in your head say it's probably fine.

>>36503343
I'd like this more if they weren't saying evil things

>"Hey! Hey buddy "

"What do you want shadow?"

>"You should finish that novel you were working on"

>"NOOO play video games"

"Shut up reflection"

>Your shadow has black quills and red highlights, and also wields a distressingly realistic and ill-proportioned gun.
>Your shadow knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men.
>Your shadow Does not block low, so the best way to fight them is by crouching in the corner and stabbing at their ankles.

>>36503487
Is your shadow always one steps forward and yet two steps back?

>>36503515
>Your shadow is a perfectly round circle that always falls directly beneath you, even when the light is coming from below.
>Your shadow only shows up on objects you cannot move.
>Your shadow sometimes makes the world feel slower.

>due to a clerical error you have the shadow of an orc

>>36503543
>Due to an orcish error, you have the shadow of a cleric.

>>36503555
>due to a shadow error you have the cleric of an orc

> your shadow occasionally knocks things over as it passes over them

>>36503563
Due to an orcish cleric you have a shadow error

>your shadow is constantly trying to perform rimjobs on other shadows

>>36503573
That could explain anything in this thread, actually

>>36503586
There's nothing wrong with your shadow...

>>36502664

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-MbDKR50tn0#t=68

>>36502568
you gotta have a barely nubile english girl sew it back to your feet, yo.

>you never had a shadow the whole time
>instead you were literally your brother's shadow until his personality/psyche could recover

>>36503532
>Your shadow is in a lower bit format

>your shadow died a year ago and you've been dragging its corpse all this time

> your shadow is gradually gaining weight and getting difficult to pull around

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>>36503487
>Your shadow knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men.
Clever. caught that.

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Goddamnit, Ubisoft, fix your fucking shadow textures

this shit is fucking unplayable

What kind of media about this can I consume? The only thing that comes to mind is peter pan.

>>36503573
>I can't curse him, but I can curse his shadow!

>One of your limbs is a shadow

>>36502546
>Damn I'm sexy
>I wonder what happens when I get an erection

>Your shadow won't stop helicoptering its dick in peoples faces

Your shadow has an erection that sticks up out of the ground where your groins shadow would be. People can't touch it, but other shadows can.

>>36504074
>your shadow still gets the erection

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>you step on a shadow that has no body and switch places with someone from the shadow realm

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>>36503487

>Your shadow Does not block low, so the best way to fight them is by crouching in the corner and stabbing at their ankles.

Heh. I remember that fight, nearly impossible otherwise.

>>36504730
That fight was super cheesable if you used anything BUT the sword. Hell, I think that was the point. It'd block most strikes, and the only ones it wouldn't were the ones not in the manual/tutorial.

My weapon of choice was the megaton hammer.

>>36504837

Yes, but I'm talking about the fight against Dark Link in Zelda II, The best way to fight him is to sit in the bottom left corner, crouch down and stab away. Why does this work?

>Your shadow Does not block low, so the best way to fight them is by crouching in the corner and stabbing at their ankles.

your shadow moves of it's own accord.

>>36502431
>Your shadow always looks like it has a huge, raging erection.

>>36504868
>your shadow drives it's own accord

>>36504936
>your shadow is actually a real human bean

>>36505080
>for all intensive purposes

>>36503783
The Seventh Tower series.

>>36503142
Wait, how is that different from normal?

>>36505482
Seeing as the shadows relative left and right varies with the angle of the person and light source, we can assume that "left and right" are simply the matching ones.

>your shadow has been hooked up to an oxygen machine ever since the accident

>your shadow has somehow been replaced with that of a small but apparently extremely pissed off dragon. It doesn't mimic your actions and seems to be clawing against wherever you move it.

>>36502411
Sweet, now it's easier to fix things in bad lighting. That old wizard did me a solid.

>your shadow has no shadow

>>36506308
>you are the shadow

>>36503253
I had a Necromancer like this
GM had a setting with a "shadow realm" in-between the mortal realm and the lands of the dead
Shades and Shadows lived down there, Necromancers could go
Shadows were assholes who wanted to kill their "host" and take over their body, so they could experience the sun
Naturally Necromancers were the most vulnerable to this since they went to the shadow realm
I killed my Shadow and replaced it with a loyal Shade, my best friend for the rest of the RP

>You shadow is a sassy geemer

>>36502784
>>36503253
>>36503624

based shadowfriend

>your shadow one day, unexpectedly, after acting entirely normal your whole life, just starts shaking his head and says, "Look man, I can't do this anymore. I know, I know, I'm a shadow, this is how it goes, but I'd really just rather be a painter."

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>You are the shadow, the true self.

>>36507232
Fuck i would let him do it just to see whar happens

>>36502546
>party of elves
>nobody ever notices

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>you are the chosen one
>the legends fortold of your coming
>during your childhood you were isolated in a temple for training
>your best friend was your own shadow
>it was there with you every step,every punch it was your one true compansion
>you grew up and started adventuring and gained real friends, forgiving it
>You have just entered the lair of the giant ancient evil monster you must defeat.
>you try your hardest but failed
>the monk traveling with you yells to you with his dying breath
you're not the chosen one ,your shadow is, NOW FIGHT!
>your shadow leaves you side and grows huge
>your giant shadow is now fighting the huge monster
>it defeats the monster
>it then turns to you and says "me and you had some good times anon but I got to go rest for a while, I'll...I'll miss being you're shadow........"
>you are hailed as the hero of the kingdom, but at night on lit streets you just can't get used to not having your shadow and the memories of you playing with it plays in your head
>for the rest of your life you will live in the shadow of your shadow and your best friend is gone
so was it worth it anon to save the world?

shadow mimics

>>36507712
TL;DR.

>>36502411
>your shadow is possessed by a depowered demon king

>>36502726
>Become marathon runner
>Like 500 feet in shadow starts trailing behind, further on you lose it entirely
>Finish marathon, by this time the sun has set enough that shadows can be cast on walls from a distance
>Wait around for your shadow
>Eventually comes up on shaking legs, stands panting against/on the wall

I may include Silly Shadow Sity in my next world. Fluff it as an ancient wizard's experiment, people just live with it now.
Probably wont do anything spooky or serious with it, just humorous background events when the personality/ability of someone's shadow doesn't match them.

>you shadow has a shadow

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>>36502411
>your shadow is a Dirac sea

>Your Shadow deals Strength damage on touch.

>your shadow fucked you while you were sleeping

>Your shadow voted UKIP

>>36510244
if you are a woman and
>>36502546
counts
can you get shadow pregnants and have shadow babies?
Is a half human/half shadow the antichrist?

>>36510014
It's negative energy electrons?

>>36510342
Pretty sure that's not how it works.

>>36510294
That would be an obscure family.

>>36510262
Top banter m8

>>36502411
>your shadow makes snarky and demeaning comments in sign language whenever you do anything at all

>>36510294
w-what does it count as if you get raped by a version of yourself? pretty sure english doesn't have a word for that or how fucked up it is

>>36510583
I'm pretty sure it counts as "rape," anon.

>>36510583
I believe the word you are looking for is doujins when?

>>36510626
dammit japan, i can't deal with how fast you guys put out porn nor this boner right now

>>36510679
>>36510626
shamful bump

>>36503973
>your shadow-limb projects a shadow made of flesh

>>36507791
Got about halfway through and it was one of those faggy "BAWWW, SO SAD" forced melodrama greentexts /tg/ eats up like junk food.

>Your shadow is actually a pretty nice guy
>But the bastard refuses to pay rent.

>>36503594
im pretty sure shadow magic is arcane not divine

>>36513988
What if your shadow is holy? Like a shadow, but it's wearing a miter, chanting in Latin, and burning incense? Then is shadow magic holy?

>>36514042
good question

>>36513988
>>36514042
Or if you happen to worship a god who's portfolio includes shadows/the shadow realm/darkness, etc?

>>36514077
ah yes good point

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>Your shadow is a skeleton

>>36514077
Sure, if you worship a deity that had a whole "sacred darkness" thing going on, that would completely change the meaning of the spell, even though it's identical to the arcane variant. So that being said, would that mean that magic has no inherent properties and is defined solely by will and belief?

>>36514135
I'd say no, they take entirely different paths to reach functionally identical effects.

>>36510583
I believed it's forced selfcest.

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>>36503343

>>36504868
yay peter pan

>>36507712
Hmm, I think it would be worth it. I wouldn't mind the unworthy fame and glory if it meant I would get free drinks/women for the rest of my life.
>ay bby I was on the party that saved the world, u wan sum fuk??
I think it would be like being Mr. Satan from DBZ

>>36504934
Mine always does.

>>36510402
Oh, you!

>>36502411
It's fine as long as she doesn't notice.

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>>36502582
Fetish acquired.

>>36502650
I'd be more worried if it didn't honestly.

>>36503343
>Your shadow is telling you to do stuff
>Your mirror image is telling you not to listen to the shadow
>Framed portraits of yourself don't offer any consultation
>Rewatching yourself in old homemade movies is even more embarrassing when your past self sees that your present self is with company and so your past self purposefully does stupid things in the past to make you feel stupid in the present.
>You walk into a club with your gf when a 300 lb shadow slaps your girlfriends shadows ass, what do you do?
>A philosopher says that without light there would be no shadow, when a physicist retorts that shadow is just the absence of light, and that shadow is not quantitative. The philosopher then replies that quantitative measurements are just constructs of perception, and that observation is a function of scrutinizing between states, when the physicist adds that the only real function going on here is whether electromagnetic radiation is being reflected, refracted, or absorbed by matter and that "darkness" from shadows is more aptly put as matter interacting less with or with no light compared to other matter that does.
>Neither of their shadows gave a fuck, and frankly neither did yours

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>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soft_Light_%28The_X-Files%29

>>36507801
fucking loved that game

>Your shadow is not actually a shadow, it is a bottomless hole into nothingness that for some reason resembles and acts like a shadow.

>>36518009
I really like this idea, where projections of yourself have different personalities and interact with you in different ways
>Your shadow is a trickster
>Your reflection tries to give you good advice
>Photos of you are stern, old school sorts who give you orders and try to set you on the correct path
>Paintings of you are childish and whimsical and try to give you advice on how to enjoy things
>Dolls of you are creepers
>Statues of you are rather aloof and never give you a straight answer, just trying to sound "wise and clever"
>Rumors of you always seem to find you wherever you are

>Your shadow helps you fight your battles
>It also manhandles your waifu
>You can never have her for you alone and must share her
>When you masturbate you know its watching with heavy silent breathing

>>36518023
That was an great episode.

>Also works as an explanation for why Monk was so stressed during his series. His OCD was keeping the shadow under control. (crazy fan theories.)

>>36518547
Not just watching, it's yanking it too.
>It's dearest wish is to cum on the exact same point in space at the same time you do.
>You begin to suspect that if it succeeds you trade places, until you can do the same.

>>36503573
Thus all the odd shadows in the thread.
This has come full circle.

>your shadow has a shadowy history you'd rather not talk about

>>36502411
That's been true for 17 years, anon. The shadow left when the flesh did.

>your shadow Explodes into black spiders and worms all biting and nibbling, tearing into the flesh.
>oh god theres thous- no millions of them!
>God, why wont they stop comming!?
>why wont they stop comming!

>>36510443
My shadow is like that of Peter Pan?

>>36502676
Don't know about you guys, but that would be some scary shit.

>>36507801
>Your shadow has been scammed out of thousands of dollars by Nigerians posing as a deposed demon king

>>36502411
>Your shadow was eaten by a larger shadow.
>Nobody believes you because it only acts different when you're alone.
>It almost got you institutionalized trying to film the fucker moving.
>turns out you appear clearly on film and cameras except everytiem it does something weird the image becomes blurry enough so that you can still be seen but it won't be detected on its antics (so, no master thief).
>It doesn't harm you but grins unnervingly with files of sharp teeth and an incredibly large maw.
>Last week you smiled in front of the mirror and thought you were smiling in an equally creepy way.
>You asked your coworkers and family but nobody noticed it.
>Except the family dog, who was scared shitless of you for two days, and now remains extremely cautious of you.
>The person with beautiful form you wanted to ask out said yes, but smiled in the same way, with thousands of tiny sharp teeth and dead fish eyes.
>"I could grab a bite if you have time"

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>>36510262
Based shadow bro

>>36522775
hot

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