You are Princess Sonriel Sutkezasael Impron Xophoetaron of the Unified Demonlands. Most people just ignore all your other names and call you 'Sonriel', though. Today, however, is a very special day. You've been waiting eagerly for it since your father conquered the entire demonlands a few years ago. There is a special tournament the allied kingdoms hold. The Princess Battle Tournament! The winner is crowned the Queen of Princesses, given the most amazing dress, their choice of adorable dogs, and your own personal squad of combat butlers. But most importantly, the winner of that tournament becomes the leader of the Allied states for the next five years. Today is the day the invitations get sent out, so as soon as you are out of bed, you retrieve your Magical Scepter, and rush down the stairs of your tower. You live in the western Ebon Tower of Dominion, which has the most lovely view of the sulphur vents and blight eagles."Majordomo! Have I received any mail today? Perhaps from the Allied Kingdoms?" You can hardly contain your excitement.The jittery, spider-like creature lifts some mail up in its spiny legs. A small pair of glasses rests on its two largest eyes. "Ah, Princess! A lovely morning, isn't it? You have plenty of death threats, as per usual, but nothing from the Allied Kingdoms."You're crushed, but, well, it isn't like you didn't expect this. After all, the Demonlands are not technically a recognized nation. But still, you sent a polite letter introducing yourself to each of the other princesses. If this was going to be the case, then you're just going to have to go out there an introduce yourself personally! However, the Battle Tournament is in a location only disclosed to the invitees. And it starts in two months and five days, to be exact.Better start planning for an expedition now, then. You have a few friends on some of your father's military branches...>Call the Carrion Knights.>Visit the Bane Doktors.>Consult the Felmagi.
>>36484117CHIEF IS BAAAAAAACK
>>36484117>Call the Carrion Knights.
>>36484131hahahahaha i was first in chiefs new quest. Life is complete
>>36484117>Consult the Felmagi.
>>36484117>Visit the Bane Doktors.
>>36484117>>Call the Carrion Knights.
>>36484117>Visit the Bane Doktors.Get the healer first
>>36484117>Visit the Bane Doktors
>>36484117>Visit the Bane Doktors.Ask for Pavel.
>>36484117>Magical Scepter>It's a fucking mace
>>36484117GLORIOUS DAY! I LOVE YOU CHIEF! WELCOME BACK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!Is that in the picture the Magical Scepter? I see it is quite normal sized.>Call the Carrion Knightsor>Visit the Bane Doktors>>36484145You lucky bastard, I was only going to post when I had some actual meaningful contribution, I could have been first too!I'm so jealous.
>>36484117>Consult the Felmagi.Clearly these are the people who know what we need.
>>36484173An enchanted Mace that doubles as our scepter of office, Form and function!
Alright. We're a gonna write right now
>>36484246I love you!
>>36484263I love you, too!
>>36484273Oh my gosh, I am screencapping this right now.
>>36484296>being this jealous
I don't normally visit quest threads.Why are people so excited to see this OP specifically?Your quest certainly looks different, I love it.
>>36484333Because Chief is the one who ran the most bestest and funnest quest, with the bestest boss leader MC.
>I still haven't read the last 5-10 threads of OWQ yetWhy are backlogs such unsurmountable obstacles?
>>36484273ai luv umary mi
>>36484117>>Consult the Felmagi.Magic!Also yaaay, more chief.
>>36484333I don't know. It's a little weird.
>>36484399No, Chief loves me, if he's going to marry anyone that it will be me!
>>36484351Link or name of it please?
As the heir to the throne of the Unified Demonlands, you must take special concern for your health. After all, if something happened to you, your father would probably go berserk and burn the world to the ground. At which point, all those adorable puppies would be dead! And that is just something you must avoid. Unfortunately, the vast majority of the doctors under your father's employ are a little more concerned with reanimating the dead than keeping someone from dying in the first place.You swing the door to the Doktor's Lab open, and squint. The massive laboratory is dark, the silhouettes of gigantic machines bristling with coils and tubes and glass blocking the light from creeping into their room. "Doktors? It's the Princess! Is Melody here, today?""Sonriel!" A confident voice rings out, echoing a bit. There a small explosion of sparks, and slow thrum begins. A few moments later, a woman appears. "Sorry for the small mishap. There was a miscalculation," The last word is thrown over her shoulder in a fierce bark, "In the aetheric generation field. What brings you to our little hole in the wall?" She beam. A small carpet of rats with spider legs come crawling around her feet, and rush out the door. "We haven't yet confirmed all the side effects." The smile doesn't wither one bit.Melody is a fun lady. She taught you how to do your make up. You never knew your mother, and sometimes you think it would be nice if Melody were your mother. Other times she seems more like a big sister. "Ah! The Allied Kingdoms got my Princess Battle Tournament invitation lost in the mail service somewhere. You know how hard it is to get your magazines here? I assume the courier was eaten by a hungry snarglingtax or something."Melody nods, "Right. Of course. And I'm guessing you are going to head out, and want me to tag along?">You've unlocked Melody! You now have a rank in Wild Science.What's next?>We need supplies!>We need a mount!>We need a pet!
>>36484426>we need supplies
>>36484426Why can't the mount also be a pet?
>>36484426>We need supplies!>We need a mount!We need a mount that carries all our supplies and thing that we find on the way there.
>>36484426>We need a pet!Find someone to be a pet!
>>36484426>We need a mount!>We need a pet!
>>36484426>>We need a pet!
>>36484426>We need a mount!A MAJESTIC STEED
>>36484426>We need a mount!
>>36484426>We need a mount!It's good to be back.
>>36484426>>We need a pet!Super important
>>36484426>We need supplies!
>Mount>PetTwo birds with one stone?
>>36484426>>We need supplies!>>We need a mount!All pets in the world will be ours when we're Queen Princess, no need to rush, for now we should go save that poor lost mail!I assume Sonriel is supposed to be a bit smarter/less naive than Shax?
>>36484426>We need a pet!
>>36484426>>We need a pet!A BIG SAVAGE AND FLUFFY DOGGY WOGGY!
>>36484499Sonriel is intelligent! Just horribly sheltered. She's daddy's little princess.
>>36484499I would characterise Sonriel as misinformed.She knows some stuff. It may not all be strictly accurate.
>>36484426>>We need supplies!>>We need a mount!>>We need a pet!implying this is not the right answer
>>36484514>"The Devil Is A Part-Timer" style
Guess we'll tally those votes.Writing!
>>36484423Overized weapon quest
>>36484423Oversized Weapon Quest,
>>36484511Well, she can't be worse than Allonces at least.I trust ya Chief, I ain't even gonna ask for more info, like what our Scepter does.As you were, then!
>>36484423http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Oversized%20Weapon%20QuestHave fun, I know I did.
>>36484570Thread 4 is misarchived so here:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29367674/
So....this soon to be...Oversized Pet Quest?
>>36484653No please.Chief is not a one-trick pony.
On one hand, you know a mount will make traveling much easier. On the other hand, you know that a pet would soothe your temper a great deal and make life easier. But you just can't decide between the two! Melody offers to turn any mount you choose into a giant fuzzy kitten, an offer that sorely tempts you. But, you also, and this is no offense to your lovely companion, don't fully trust that it will work."Ah! Maraxxus, I'm here about finding a mount for an expedition. It will be rather lengthy, so something with a good bit of stamina would be nice."The lanky, pale, man with shaggy hair and large fangs nods. "Of course, princess. Might I recommend the terrodile?" One pallid arm lifts up, yellowed nails gesturing towards a horrifying beast that seems to just be teeth and legs."A tad less intimidating, preferably."Melody raises a hand, "Ah, I liked that one. Plenty of surface to mount weapons on, after all!" Looks like the scientist has made her choice."Understood, your majesty." A long arm sweeps downward in a bow, and he shuffles to another stall. He begins introducing the various breeds he's managed to tame that would be suited towards being a pet.Which one would you like?>Fel Stalker - A giant cat! It has a lovely coat of blue and black. It's fangs are poisonous. It enjoys tummy rubs and would make an excellent pillow.>Chaos Hound - Adorable floppy ears and a very hairy tail give the chaos hound a cute and charming look. Very expressive. It's eyes smoulder a dark purple, and it breathes madness. You will have to take it on walks regularly.>Nightmare Lagomorph - Razor incisors. A scorpion tail. It's paws have ragged, disease ridden claws. But, oh gosh, it is just the most adorable bunny wunny ever! Who cares that is eyes are full of hate, and its fur is the color of dried blood?>Well, maybe the Terrodile after all? Essentially just a crocodile with a larger head. And a spike on it's tail. Can move in a straight line very quickly.
>>36484772>Fel Stalker - A giant cat! It has a lovely coat of blue and black. It's fangs are poisonous. It enjoys tummy rubs and would make an excellent pillow.
>>36484772>Fel Stalker - A giant cat! It has a lovely coat of blue and black. It's fangs are poisonous. It enjoys tummy rubs and would make an excellent pillow.Murderkitty!
>>36484772Fel Stalker is tempting, but would it actually ever love us?If no, then either>Chaos Houndor>TerrodileLizards are totes adorbs yo
>>36484772>>Fel Stalker - A giant cat! It has a lovely coat of blue and black. It's fangs are poisonous. It enjoys tummy rubs and would make an excellent pillow.duh
>>36484772>Fel Stalker - A giant cat! It has a lovely coat of blue and black. It's fangs are poisonous. It enjoys tummy rubs and would make an excellent pillowKitty!
>>36484772>Fel Stalker - A giant cat! It has a lovely coat of blue and black. It's fangs are poisonous. It enjoys tummy rubs and would make an excellent pillow.Though the Lagomorph is a good backup.
>>36484772these are all very nice choices. A kangaroo would've been more tempting, though.>Chaos Hound
>>36484772>>Nightmare Lagomorph - Razor incisors. A scorpion tail. It's paws have ragged, disease ridden claws. But, oh gosh, it is just the most adorable bunny wunny ever! Who cares that is eyes are full of hate, and its fur is the color of dried blood?The bunny rabbit
>>36484539>>"The Devil Is A Part-Timer" styleGoddamit, I was just gonna smile, nod, and go to some other thread. Then you had to get me thinking of an awesome and almost topical soundtrack.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1SVQ0jnaXAFine, guess I'll keep lurking in here with this on repeat
>>36484772>Nightmare Lagomorph - Razor incisors. A scorpion tail. It's paws have ragged, disease ridden claws. But, oh gosh, it is just the most adorable bunny wunny ever! Who cares that is eyes are full of hate, and its fur is the color of dried blood?
>>36484772>>Fel Stalker - A giant cat! It has a lovely coat of blue and black. It's fangs are poisonous. It enjoys tummy rubs and would make an excellent pillow.
>>36484772>>Chaos Hound - Adorable floppy ears and a very hairy tail give the chaos hound a cute and charming look. Very expressive. It's eyes smoulder a dark purple, and it breathes madness. You will have to take it on walks regularly.Any odd angles or sense for time anomalies? Tend to your LOS
I can't tell, did the kitty win?Writing!
>>36484772>>Fel Stalker - A giant cat! It has a lovely coat of blue and black. It's fangs are poisonous. It enjoys tummy rubs and would make an excellent pillow.Must be a cat. I will accept no alternatives.
>>36484967Really? That is my fetish.jpg
>>36484967Don't play with my heart, Chief.
>>36484967>does this look like the face of decency.jpg
>>36484967She has a lovely pair of drills
>>36484967Where is the rest of that image?
>>36484967I wanted to ask, are these pictures your lovely work, Chief?
>>36484996They're Larro's. Sometimes he gets hungry. So I trade him food for art.
>>36484993On his computer.
>>36485008I knew you reminded me of someone.You must be the Kazerad of /tg/
>>36484996Looks like Larro's style.
>>36484987Superior breeding and careful pairings led to the birth of those drills.
>>36485083Drills are a natural phenomenon.
Well, the kitten is the natural choice, of course! It's belly is absolutely inviting.>You've unlocked the Fel Stalker mount! You gain Speed, Poison, and Fluffy ranks! Congratulations! Those attributes will surely mean something, someday!"I'll have it bridled and ready for your use as soon as possible, princess," Maraxxus replies, placing a hand on the closest Fel Stalker you see. You believe you will name him Meowlington.Melody gets a chain out and immediately walks into the stall with the terrodile and begins wrestling with it. You'll leave her to that, then. She seems to be enjoying herself, after all.Well, now for the part you're dreading the most. Telling your father what you plan on doing. Taking a moment to gather your courage, you clench your scepter tight and begin marching towards the Domicile of Eternal Torment. The two colossal gatekeepers are constructs sticthed together by bone and sinew, encased in thick soulsteel, wielding flaming tridents."Your Majesty." They pair intone simultaneously, "Do you have business with the sovereign?" One reaches down and pats your head. They've always acted like you were some kind of pet. Ugh, don't these guardians see that you're all grown up, now?"Yes, of course. I have to inform my father of an expedition I have planned. It might take me several months, and you know how he worries." You sigh deeply. One time you slept over at a friend's house, and he executed at least one member of his staff. To be fair, he was thinking about executing him for some time. Consultation with devils not approved of by the state is technically treachery. Your father runs a very tight ship.Nodding, the gatekeepers slowly grind the stone and iron doors open.What's the plan for explaining the expedition?>Explain that it is essentially your own way of conquering things.>Say that you have to go out and make some normal friends.>Tell him that you're grown up now and this is your own decision.
>>36485259>Tell him that you're grown up now and this is your own decision.Assertive princess!
>>36485259>Explain that it is essentially your own way of conquering things.>Tell him that you're grown up now and this is your own decision.
>>36485259>>Tell him that you're grown up now and this is your own decision.Please respect our decision Papa
>>36485259>Say that you have to go out and make some normal friends.
>>36485259>Tell him that you're grown up now and this is your own decision.
>>36485259>Explain that it is essentially your own way of conquering things.>Say that you have to go out and make some normal friends.
>>36485259>>Explain that it is essentially your own way of conquering things.
>>36485259>>Say that you have to go out and make some normal friends.
>>36485259>>Tell him that you're grown up now and this is your own decision.I will listen to any advice you have but I must do this to grow up
>>36485259>>Explain that it is essentially your own way of conquering things.>>Tell him that you're grown up now and this is your own decision.Something like this is our own decision, we're grown up, we have the right to go our own way about conquering things?
>>36485259>Explain that it is essentially your own way of conquering things.
>>36485259>Explain that it is essentially your own way of conquering thingsIt's my time to rule at last
>>36485259>ChiefMajordomoAre we going to have to kill him too?
>>36485351No killing our Daddy, anon! Bad, bad anon!I'd like to throw a mumbled "And besides, I'd like to try to make some normal friends" into whatever gets voted for.
>>36485351gosh, I hope notAnyway, give me a d20 to check your nerve! We'll take the best of three. Higher is better. Crits are fun. Crit fails won't lose you the game, so don't panic.If anything, the stakes are even lower than in OWQ so just take it easy and have fun.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>36485409Let's see what this girl is made of
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>36485409
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>36485409
>>36485473damn, you were too late
>>36485473Narrowly avoided starting this off proper.>>36485428>>36485469Average it is! Let's write.
>>36484426>melody.pngOh that's Rozalin in an alternate costume
Here is hopping some of the bad habbits from last quest are dropped and replaced with sheltered princes attitudes.
>>36485545yes but I only saved it because of those hips, jesuschristthose hips
>>36485545It kinda fits, I'm getting a kind of disgaea feel from this. I hope we meet someone like Gig down the line, he was awesome.
>>36485559They are amazing.Super good taste Chief.
>>36485616>>36485559>hipsWhat?Also isn't this the anime with the amazing darling.
>>36485651These babies>Also isn't this the anime with the amazing darling.I'm pretty sure the quest is OC
>>36485717Eh. They seem a bit disproportionate for me to appreciate fully.
>>36485717>I'm pretty sure the quest is OCWell, it sounds a lot like Queens blade, so "inspired" OC.
>>36485750I've never actually read Queen's Blade... or seen it. Or whatever. I know there are boobies, but that is the extent of my knowledge. I mostly just want an excuse for a princess from an evil kingdom running around causing havoc.
>>36485559I see you have good taste once again Chief.Pear shapes a best.
>>36485763>a princess from an evil kingdom running around causing havoc.Now you just doomed us all to having us play a princess sitting behind a desk doing paperwork all day long.
>>36485717she looks pregnant.
>>36485763Well the "plot" or the excuse for the boobies running around, is a tournament in which the Queen gets chosen.
>>36485776You know that paperwork spontaneously combusts when evil princesses sit in front of it for more than fifteen minutes. It also has a cooldown timer of a day.
>>36485717I thought you guys were talking about the gif.
You march into the corridor leading to your father's throne. The pillars of bone line the walkway, a carpet made of flayed skin, and the chittering of the bat-mantii can be heard from the rafters. The entire place is a bit more drab than you would have liked. Maybe replace some of the ash with a nicer red? Gold trimmings to liven up the place? Honestly, you could never see hosting a proper council in this place. Still, it intimidates you quite a bit as you approach the throne."SONRI! HOW IS MY LOVELY DAUGHTER TODAY?" The massive armored form stands up and rushes over to you, scooping you up in gigantic, disembodied hands, thankfully placing his soul-severing blade that he always has on hand down first. "YOU DON'T VISIT THAT MUCH. GOTTA KEEP THE HEIR FRESH IN THE MIND OF THE COURTIERS, YOU KNOW. HA HA, RIGHT GUYS?" He turns his helmeted head to a group of zombie-like people in fancy uniforms. Several have their mouths sewn shut."Listen, father.""CALL ME DADDY, HONEY.""Daddy. I have to go to the Allied Kingdoms for a few months, okay?""FINALLY TAKING AFTER YOUR OLD MAN, HUH? I'LL ARRANGE FOR THE BLOOD MANTICORES AND THREE KNIGHTLY COMPANIES AT ONCE!"You shake your head, "No, daddy, I have to do it my own way. I'm going to go out there with Melody and try to get into the Princess Battle Tournament.""THEY DIDN'T GIVE YOU AN INVITATION?!" He practically roars."No, but I'm not technically a princess of the Allied Kingdoms, right? I have to go out there and convince them to let us take part. Remember how you united the Demonlands? I can't exactly follow in your footsteps and do that. I have to conquer something else, don't I? So I'm going out to conquer the tournament."Your father regards you for a few moments, sort of just holding you in his gigantic arms. "ALRIGHT."Hugging him, you give him a sweet, "Thanks, daddy!">Ask for a going away present!>Ask him to teach you one of his secret moves!>Ask him for loadsamoney.
>>36485884>>Ask for a going away present!Daddy a best
>>36485884>Ask for a going away present!
>>36485884>Ask him to teach you one of his secret moves.We gonna be in a tournament it seems, let's get daddy to teach us how to properly slice and dice some upstart heroes!
>>36485884>Ask for a going away present!Yeah!
>>36485884>Ask for a going away present!"Maybe a trio of dead king's heads? A weapon one of their greatest warriors used? You know they'd love to see me bring in something like that"
>>36485884>>Ask him to teach you one of his secret moves!We can earn money and stuff on our own
>>36485884>>Ask for a going away present!Never known the lack of money, so we wouldn't feel the need to ask for any.We already know how to punch people in the genitals, so secret moves are likewise unnessecary.present it is!I kinda feel like we should steal some trinket instead of asking for it, though.
>>36485884>>Ask him to teach you one of his secret moves!>>Ask if he wants to give you a going away present, but only if he wants to of course.Family traditions!
>>36485884>Ask him about your mother
>>36485884>>Ask him to teach you one of his secret moves!Shax round 2
>>36485884>>Ask for a going away present!
>>36485884>>Ask him to teach you one of his secret moves!
>>36485739Oh, you'd be surprised. Except for the humongous head, I've known a girl or three pretty much shaped like that.They're so my type, and I'm never theirs>>36485884>>Ask him for loadsamoney.Whop yer wad on th'countah!
>>36485884>Ask him to teach you one of his secret moves!
>>36485884>Ask him to teach you one of his secret moves!Shax round 2
>>36485884>Ask for a going away present!>Ask him to teach you one of his secret moves!>Ask him for loadsamoney.I mean, I'm sure we ARE incredibly spoiled.But, really, just ask for a present.
>>36486040>>36485962Oops, thought it didn't post
>>36485884>Ask for a going away present!>Ask him to teach you one of his secret moves!
>>36486032I am going to need some way to find pictures of such girls, anon.
>>36486043Maybe ask for what he thinks is best?
Guess I'll be writing whatever the hell the result of that is! Tallying then write write.
>>36485884>Ask him to teach you one of his secret moves!Something we can bust out on a ballroom dance floor to blow away our competition.
>>36486104so what won? i lazy
>>36484117I get in because OP looks good and what do I find, it is Chief! Welcome back man.
>>36486205Wincest leads to a higher rate of genetic disease, we don't want to be like the royalty of the Allied Kingdoms do we?
>>36486157The present, apparently. By one. Votes are hard!
>>36486239Only if it's done with humans, good thing we are a demon elf?
>>36486250Can the present be a secret technique
>>36486250Damn it, I knew I should've samefagged. Ah well, I decided not to do that in your quests.Can we at least ask if he wants to teach us a secret move, or if he thinks we'll be read after the journey.
>>36486277If you think that demons born of vice and debauchery aren't affect by the restraints of genetics and instead grow stronger through vice and debaucher-You may be on to something.
>>36486298I still vote for swiping some kind of magic trinket.We shall make away with a One Ring or other macguffin.
>>36486328I mean, we're already breaking the rules of this tournament by trying to get into it, so we may as well go the whole hog, right?
>>36486298Samefags ruin everything they touch. At least you're showing restraint here.
>>36486328I don't know, don't really feel like stealing something important from Daddy. Maybe if it's like, we swipe a button from his armor and he sees but lets us go with a smile, but otherwise, not really.
>>36486410it doesn't have to be "important". But it does have to be sparkly-pretty.
Your father slowly places you back on the ground. "AH, MY LITTLE TYRANT IS GROWING UP. I COUDLN'T BE MORE PROUD! WELL, I HOPE YOUR JOURNEY GOES WELL. BE SURE TO WRITE ME EVERY HOUR." One of the stitched up courtiers tugs on your father's cape, and shakes his head. "DAY?" More shaking. "WEEK, THEN, SURELY. A MONTH WOULD KILL ME." Some courtiers begin leaning over to each other and rasp in conspiracy. "FIGURATIVELY, COWARDS."You give him a curtsey, and begin to walk away when your father speaks up again."AH, SONRI! IS THERE ANYTHING DADDY CAN DO FOR YOU BEFORE YOU GO? PLEASE? TO HELP SOOTHE MY MIND?" He's wringing his guantlets. What a fussy father!Sighing, you turn around and tap a finger on your chin, tilting your head as if in deep thought. You've questioned learning one of his seven Dark Artes, powerful skills that allowed him to bring the demon princes to their knees. But, maybe something like that wouldn't suit you? "Daddy, can I have a going away present? Just to remind me of you while I'm out." You give him a serene smile. It probably melted his heart."OF COURSE! HERE, I KNOW JUST THE THING!" The multiple tonnages of armor rush over to the side of the entry way, and your dad leans over and begins to harshly whisper to someone. "ALRIGHT, IT SHOULD BE WAITING FOR YOU BY THE TIME YOU LEAVE. NOW, FIRST, I NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION WITH THAT... 'SCEPTER' OF YOURS. IT'LL BE WAITING WITH YOUR PRESENT."Oh, right. Your magical princess scepter. It's actually Romuthalax the Despoiler. Father's greatest rival. In a titanic duel, he defeated Romuthalax and imprisoned his soul into a shard of magical rock. Which was then shaved and shaped in some sort of torture method. And then, given to you! Wasn't that sweet of him?'hand me over to the tyrant, girl. he'll at least prove more interesting than your inspid thoughts about dresses.' Romuthalax is just a darling.>See how Molly is doing with the mount.>Get one more person before you go.
>>36486553>Get one more person before you go.Talk to dad some more
>>36486553>>Get one more person before you go.Let's get a Felmagi
>>36486578Now now we can't be a daddy's girl forever
>>36486553>See how Molly is doing with the mount.
>>36486578I feel like we don't really want him to come with us.
>>36486596I like that idea. Most any problem can be solved with MAGIC!
>>36486553>Get one more person before you go.
>>36486553>Get one more person before you goGrab a servant/maid/logistics expert/ninja-spy. Can't afford not to have help with our daily upkeep if we want to put the other girls to shame.
>>36486553>Get one more person before you goFelmagi
>>36486553What are our options for the one more person?
>>36486553>>Get one more person before you go.I'm gonna go with Carrion Knight, just to be contrary.
>>36486553>Get one more person before you go.Felmagi if we have the same choices.
>>36486553> Get one more person before you goWe need a Carrion Knight to defend our honour. Also to teach us the martial way that we will buff with MAD SCIENCE!
>>36486705I feel like we need a living suit of armor to cram one of our opponents into.
>>36486553Can we do >>36486683And get the sneakiest Carrion Knight? After all, Ninja were often recruited from the Samurai class.MARTIAL SUPERIORITY!
Alright! You want another person, huh? I'm fine with write in suggestions. I hate padding post count, but please restart the vote here.But yeah, main choices are:>Felmagi>Carrion Knight>Write in.
>>36486682I agree we already have intellect with Molly, don't need mages right now.And a princess can't just stop to fight every riff-raff that picks a fight with us, need someone to get rid of scrubs.
>>36486734>FelmagiLet's get a mahou person
>>36486734>Write inNinja Maid
>>36486734>>Write in.living suit of armor
>>36486734>>Carrion KnightEither that, or some trusted maid that actually has tons of battle experience, and is supposed to kill assassins and spies, but is totes loyal and friendly to us. Could be Dex based or something.
>>36486734>FelmagiMartials are for scrubs.
>>36486553>Get one more person before you goI need my maid
>>36486734>FelmagiBecause if you can get magic, you should take magic. Mages are hella useful.
>>36486734>Write inBattle maid
>>36486734>Felmaidor >Carrion Butler
>>36486734Fel ninja maid knight.
I'm stopping at five minutes cause christWriting.
>>36486802Who is also a trap.
>>36486783>powergaming a chief quest>not choosing companions to balance personalities and social rolespleb
>>36486826Fool, that's just their ninja disguise, they're actually a reverse trap.
>>36486827See, here's the thing. I kinda assumed that Sonny is pretty much bound to be a magic user.it's like, in the Evil Princess handbook, isn't it?
>>36486837Wouldn't that be a reverse-reverse-trap?A girl who looks like a boy who looks like a girl?
>>36486844So if Sonny is a magic user, why would you get another mage?A Carrion works both if she's a mage and if she uses her scepter in a way more suited to its shape.
>>36486827Hey, I just love magic. It ain't just about power, it can be used for all kinds of shenanigans. Raise an undead army of retainers, listen in on that conversation down the hall, curse someone to always tell a funny yet self-degrading joke every time they tell the truth!With magic, damn near anything is possible, gotta use that imagination!
>>36486863>reverse-reverse-trapI think the term you're looking for is reverse-double-trap. But since she'd be a ninja I think we should probably go with "reverse-revolving-trap". Whenever you think you know for sure there's another layer of disguise and confusion added.
How about there are no traps, regular or any amount of reverse.
>>36486968A reverse trap is basically just a girl who wears pants.
>>36486968I'd rather have them.
>>36486993There's a quest for that. This one isn't it.
>>36486968Well if you want to be a BORING NO FUN QUEST I guess we could go that route.
>>36487004Go bother some other quest with that
>>36486934Now I'm picturing them looking like a more feminine Xellos>Someone asks "Are you a boy or a girl?">Responds smiling "Now that, is a secret."
>>36487040>XellosWhat the Fuck is this?
>>36487003Nonsense. Whenever someone like you shows up with your unfun antics, it's a sign that the quest needs more whatever you're being unfun about.
>>36487018One day I will find a surefire way to communicate sarcasm through text, and the world will be a better place.
>>36487052>he never watched SlayersI pity you.
>>36487052From the anime "Slayers". I recommend it, it's like watching a game of D&D animated.Part of his character is that he always knows more about what's going on than the party. Whenever they ask him a question he doesn't want to answer his response is always some form of "It's a secret". Naturally, this frustrates the main characters.
>>36487081I find that the [/sarcasm] tag at the end of a statement works fairly well, even if it doesn't convey the same level of emotion.
>>36487086>>36487095I was a kid watching this show, I forgot the channel though, the cast and plot as well.
Of course, you hand over the scepter near immediately. Your father begins to growl at it a great deal in the ancient language of the devil emperors. Something you never bothered to learn. It was, after all, an incredibly crass language. Completely unsuited for a princess.While Melody isn't here, it is probably a good time to see if your childhood friend wants to come along. Areli grew up with you, though he was three years older than you. Your father would often arrange for the two of you to play together, but Areli eventually joined the ranks of the Cult of Felmagics. There he made various devil pacts with government sanctioned devils and began learning the ancient art of Fel Fist Magic.You never understood the appeal of punching each other in new and exciting ways, and Areli was really into his hobby. And he just wouldn't shut up about it. Maybe getting him away from all that will make him interesting again? You know there is no way he'd resist tagging along. You enter the Ring of the Felmagi as one person is getting punched squarely in the face with a blazing blue flaming fist.There are some people cheering in the crowd, but it appears to just be a sparring session. You raise a hand, "Ah, excuse me, is Areli in?""Oh, your majesty!" The combatants stop for a moment to bow, and then they hook a thumb at another room. "Areli is in there studying advanced punching sorcery. Dude is uncovering new ways to punch people every day. It's fascinating!" You're quite sure it isn't.With a sigh you crack open the door. Areli is there in his glasses, and he sits up, running a hand through his hair. "Oh, hey Sonriel. What's up?"You give him the lowdown, and he quickly agrees to party up with you. "Don't worry about the mount. I can run along just fine." He chuckles at that and flexes. Muscleheads.>Alright! Let's get going!>Wait! Something else! [write in]
>>3648708193 percent of our communication is non verbal, good luck with that
>>36487141>Alright! Let's get going!
>>36487141>Wait! Something else! [write in]Maid
>>36487141>Wait! Something else! [write in]We still need a maid!
>>36484117From the catalog I thought she had a penis, was kinda interested for a second.
>>36487141>Wait! Something else! [write in]A $th member to round out the gang.
>>36487141>>Alright! Let's get going!HA Fuck you guys who didn't want a muscle wizard.
>>36487141>Alright! Let's get going!>childhood friend>muscle wizardSweet.
>>36487141>Maid! (Unless we can just capture the other princesses and force them into being our maids. Then we should get going now.)
>>36487188Whoops. keyboard messed up.But anyways, Maid.
>>36487141>Alright! Let's get going!Fuck yeah muscle wizard.
>>36487141I kind of want a maid like in >>36486756 but if not that, then let's get going.
>>36487214I like the way you think, anon.Will you s-study with me.
>>36487214>we can just capture the other princesses and force them into being our maidsI approve of this, therefore>>36487141>Alright! Let's get going!
>>36487141>>Alright! Let's get going!>punching magicThe best kind
>>36487214Hmmm, but we'd still be without a maid until we actually get there then...Ah well, approved.
>Chief is back!
>>36487253Shax managed just fine without a maid for a long time, I'm sure Sonni can hold out as well.
>>36487214Capturing princesses and forcing them to be maids is much more satisfying than simply having a maid to begin with.
>>36487278Well Shax started as a nobody, Sonriel is already a pampered princess.
>>36487214>(Unless we can just capture the other princesses and force them into being our maids. Then we should get going now.)Yeah im going to have to vote for this plan
whoa I was browsing a filename thread and lost track of timeWriting!
Do we even have any kind of impressive skills or powers -- besides being a brat with a lot of unquestioning servants?
>>36487141Is this...a hetero love interest in a quest with a female MC?I approve. It'll be nice to have a break from all the /u/ for a change.
>>36487399You do! Your father is one of the most powerful entities on the planet, after all. You got at least some things from him.
>>36487399We're the princess of a fantasy kingdom, we probably have enormous untapped magical power, it's practically a rule.
>>36487332Her journey could involve growing into a princess on her own! I don't know, but I think her dad probably didn't start his conquering as a pampered prince who couldn't take two steps without a maid at his side.>>36487427>implying Areli isn't fistsexual/magicsexual
>>36487427You're gonna have to try harder, anon.
>>36487427Yeah. I'm a bit tired of /u/.
>>36487427>he spends his day improving his fisting with other naked sweaty guys>heteroAnon, I have bad news.
>>36487427We're joining a princess tournament to capture them and force them to be our maids.Most likely no. If you want Death to /u/boats check your magical green lantern or Ace combat. /u/boats are sunk in those.
>>36487477Haha, I was thinking the same.
>>36487427Husbandofags fired the first shot.Here we go, looking forward to this.
>>36487477Damn, you beat me to the punch.
>>36487478I don't have anything in particular against /u/boats, I'm just getting a little burnt out on practically every single quest with a feMC going in that direction. Just want a little variety for a change, y'know?
>>36487535I gotcha. I'm saying in particular Acecombat and Magical Green lantern are quests you could also look into because the /u/boat is sunk. Meaning the protag is hetero chick. Not saying don't vote for it here.. saying there are other instances of it.
>>36487535 Which is why you faggots feel the need of talking about it in every damn quest? If you want a specific love interest,good for you, vote for it. Don't harp about not wanting a specific gender group, it makes you look like an idiot.
>>36487535I for one am sick of every FeMC being straight, and hope we can see something different here for a change.
People please untwist your panties.
>>36487567This is literally the first time I personally have brought it up. Whether others have done similar in other quests is another matter entirely.
>>36487535again, this is a new quest where we don't know which direction it's going to go, and there are other quests with husbandos if you look hard enough.>>36487477You nailed it, anon.
>not being bisexualPlebs, every single one of you.
>>36487578Anon please, it's all fun and games until you say something like that, you have to accept that lesbian FeMCs are disproportionately in the majority.
>>36487578I, for one, want a male homo MC. Dunno why. Just do.
>>36487613And yet, everytime its actually counted, it turns out not to be the case. Odd how that works.
>>36487629Would be nice but obviously won't happen this quest.
>>36487141>>Alright! Let's get going!Super late, but excited that Chief is back
>>36487629I personally agree with you, if only because I do not know of any present quest with one, and I am mostly straight.
>>36487629Me too, but that ain't ever gonna happen. Not on /tg/ anyway.
>>36487629 Make it a male humo mC who is not a trap and you ngot a real rarity right there
>>36487641If enough people vote for it, there could be a chance!
Straight, gay, bi, it doesn't really matter. We're the daughter of an evil overlord. We can just love em' and leave em' or get a reverse harem going like a proper tyrant.True love is for the weak! We take what we want and don't ask nicely for it.
>>36487639Oh? When has it counted?
>>36487667Okay A: how would we do that exactly and B: no interest, given Chief has been planning this quest for a while and got art for it, trying to derail it that much wouldn't be very nice.
>>36487639That is false, lesbian and bisexual FeMCs are indeed disproportionately common.
>>36487629You know, I'd read that just to see how /tg/ would behave in that quest in regards to romance.
>>36487712Fuck if I know. I'm half asleep.
>>36487678/qtg/ has counted it dozens of times over the year.It always comes down to mostly straight fmMCs.Although, as a impartial observer I have to point out that thats mostly from short and small quests filling the list.But the point stands, not really anyones fault its a niche thing.
>>36487712>planningyou guys don't seriously think I plan anything, do you? Cause I do not
>>36487704A reverse harem is what it's called when it's a female at the center rather than a male. It's pretty much just a harem by another name, like how reverse racism is still just racism.
>>36487734So Paperwork Quest is possible?
>>36487721It happened ONE TIME. A quest called romance quest around 6 months back.It was about one thread long.
>>36487716Not having seen any of those lists, I have to ask, who gives a shit?If lesbian fmMCs are really in the majority, then that probably means people prefer them.So there isn't really any complaint to be made.
>>36487734We think you have some vague ideas for characters and potential side quests, but pretty much fly by the seat of your pants.
>>36487742I was about to reply >>36487715 that, but a harem is actually specific to women. And it's not even always wives or concubines that get into them. It's confusing.
>>36487704The girl leads the harem. She has tons of guys on her beck and call ready to service her every desire. Her *every* desire, understand?Could throw girls in there too if that's your thing. Tyrants are never wanting in the sex department, they take what they want. Anyway they like, with anyone they like. Gotta be careful though, there are few ways to be more vulnerable than being in the middle of sex. One's appetite must be constrained by the number and skill of assassins out to get you.
4 hours and we're already autosaging. Damn Chief, you made it big.
>>36487785To be fair, half of that is bickering over straight vs. /u/ feMCs.
>>36487785Good thing I only run five hours! I'm remembering how after four hours I run out of gas in quest threads, though.
>>36487795Only about a fifth.
>>36487800Do you have anything that works with rss readers for when a new thread will be up, I always forget to check twitter since I don't use it for anything else and they don't support rss anymore.
>>36487610AS en evil princess, it is practically mandatory
>>36487831I don't even know what the internet is, man.
>>36487727>Although, as a impartial observer I have to point out that thats mostly from short and small quests filling the list.That's like saying that 50% of gamers are women, because of shit like Farmsville and iPhone tap games.
So compromise? We have a harem of girls and boys? Evils desire knows no bounds?
>>36487141> Fist WizardWell, since I wanted Carrion Knights and left before voting, I find this to be a completely acceptable compromise. CM, You just might be my favourite.
>>36487895Harem of zombies or we riot
>>36487895I think we should have a harem of friends.
>>36487895How about no?I want a petting zoo.
>>36487901No thank you.>>36487913With benefits?>>36487922If you mean humans and the like treated as animals, YES! If you mean literal animals.. you're gonna get the quest banned.
>>36487895My evil princess is pure, unlike you lewd fucks
>>36487895No, no lewds, friends only, and maybe some true love later.
>>36487922>I want a petting zoo.... of girls and boys.
>>36487939 I actually meant a non-lewd one, but I'm okay with the former option too >>36487949We have to agree to disagree there anon.
>>36487939No, no lewds, we're a cute little girl princess, no time for those things.>>36487949Bisexual MC is the easy way for /tg/ to live out all its fantasies, no thanks.
>>36487944>>36487945>>36487972But this was confirmed to be a smut quest!>>36484957>>36484967
>>36488005In fairness, that doesn't mean that Sonny herself has to be lewd.
>>36488005Anon, please stop before you embarrass yourself further.
>>36488005Sure, obviously like a proper decadent evil princess we will watch our maids/zoo perform for us.
Well, Areli should round out the party nicely! He is, after all, a physical specimen and capable of arcane and evil magics that other people cannot begin to understand of fathom. And he then uses those sorcerous feats to punch people. Priorities, I guess.>You've gained a rank in Punching and Magic! Wow! Two ranks! Does that mean he's better than Melody? Are ranks of different things slanted to be better in one way or another? There is no real way to know. Yet.Excellent! Now, to leave. You start heading to the gate with Areli in tow. "So, Sonriel, do you know what kind of competitions you'll be entering in the battle tournament? It's always good to study up on your opponents and learn what kind of weaknesses you can exploit during the fight itself."Right, "Ah, actually... I don't know anything about the tournament at all! I was hoping to study up on it in the Allied Kingdoms.""....Really? Okay, well. Whatever, that's fine. You've got one of the smartest men on earth on your side, and I'm sure Melody can contribute something with her 'science'. Probably." He doesn't have much respect for cold hard scientific fact.You arrive at the gates to find your Fel Stalker waiting. Melody has apparently mounted some sort of device on the back of her terrordile and is waving. "Hey, Sonriel! Some servants left your scepter here, along with this ring. Apparently your dad called it 'the ring of power'? Whatever that means."Oh gosh, he left his Ring of Power with you? Daddy... you didn't have to!>Alright! You've got the party assembled!The princess is a support caster! The Ring of Power gives you almost unlimited MP to maintain party buffs with. So Areli is going to be quite a tank! Melody is a long ranged damage source, using mostly explosives.The princess, however, has plenty of melee capability between the Fel Stalker, and Romuthalax, who is a powerful mace. And not a scepter. He even feeds off blood.
>>36488067>The princess is a support caster!>unlimited MP to maintain party buffs withWe haven't even started and we already won
I thought you flickers left when it was obvious the last quest wasn't lewd.
>>36488067>The Ring of Power gives you almost unlimited MP to maintain party buffs with.I love you too Daddy
>>36488105Not really.It means we're fucked if we have to fight without our minions.
>>36488067...is it bad that I'm kind of hoping our mace has Stockholm syndrome?
Anyway, that's all for now! Next thread we'll pick where we're going and start travelling through the demonlands! Hopefully I can whip up a character sheet and an ability tree for the princess so you can start earning sweet, sweet exp.Other than that, I had fun! I hope you are enjoying the start of the quest, and let's see how long we can go before I get bored with it, alright?You guys are cool, and the discussion wasn't as terrible as I feared it might be. You can follow me on twitter to see the next thread here: https://twitter.com/FouldrinkingI have an ask.fm I haven't looked at in several weeks as well: http://ask.fm/ChiefGloombreakerUm. I dunno when the next thread will be. Probably friday or something like that.Now that I've got all the initial stuff done, I can get to party interaction which I will enjoy more as well. Thanks for showing up and giving me the time of day! I'm a hack! You guys are great. See you next time!
>>36488138...i'm just waiting for the inevitable "mace 'im" joke
>>36488165Alright, thanks for running!
>>36488174I've already started stocking up on puns
>>36488165Thanks for running, looking forward to it.
>>36488165I'm really looking forward to your new skill tree, Chief.See you, and thanks for the thread!
>>36488174What joke ?
>>36488165Thanks for coming back Chief, I can't wait for the next thread
>>36488067>Princess is a support casterThat rather fits actually. Why should the overlord have to sully their own hands? Have the minions do it. Why kneel before her? By serving her as a loyal retainer, she grants you a measure of her power (the buffs).We're well on our way to conquering something. We just have to get down and take some Faustian contracts.
>>36488165Thanks for running, and please make rgeLewds if they do happen, happen to secondary characters.It can be an ongoing joke that the sheltered princess some how escapes the Lewds.
>>36488165Thanks for running Chief!
>>36488216I'm on my fun, and I forgot to add curse words to its dictionary.
>>36488165>Hopefully I can whip up a character sheet and an ability tree>whip up a character sheet and an ability tree>ability tree
>>36488263>wanting the princess to see muscle wizard tentacle raped>seeing mad scientist get personal with a manricore
>>36488340The ability tree was one of my favorite parts of OWQ, it was delightfully dumb
>>36488263I actually like that idea.If lewd happens, this would be great way to go about it.
>>36488406I really liked it too.
>>36488406I did too. Hopefully Chief uses some chart making software this time.
>>36488263>Sheltered princess is a closet voyeur
>>36488406 Shax gon' give it to ya.
>>36488472>closet voyeurThat seems redundant...
>>36488263Possible. Depends on where people take this. That could be entertaining, but I'd like to have the feel that if the princess wasn't so lucky or careful, she'd get lewded.However, she couldn't have been "too" sheltered. Daddy's an evil overlord, he'd love to show his precious little girl the ins and outs of torturing people and the like. Thus, she's probably a lot like Fino right now. Pure and innocent to a point, but also highly knowledgeable about things like the precise color of your internal organs, where to strike to inflict the most pain on a target with a rusty knife, and how to introduce yourself like an evil overlord to the lowly maggots you rule over.
>>36488005Yeah, cute, pure princess writing smut with her cute playmates. Nothing further than that!
>>36488505You can be a voyeur without hiding that you're a voyeur.
>>36488554But you can't be a voyeur without hiding in a closet from time to time.
>>36488640So that means you'd be a closet closet voyeur?
>>36488684We could even have reverse closet trap closet reverse voyeur.
>>36488468>not wanting chief glorious hand-drawn scribbles
>>36489085Hey!!! I'm not banned.Yay
>>36489085Hi, what would you like to say.
>>36489249Fate Kaleid-Liner Prisma Iliya. Second Season.
>>36489608 I hope you like lolis and yuri. The action is pretty decent too though.
>>36489703I thought they all wanted to hop on shirou's dick even though he's a minor character in it.
>>36490030They don't actually interact much with him.And Iliya does the "onii-chan" thing, but its pretty much just a reference gag that happens less and less over time. /u/ just gets salty as fuck about that kind of thing.When two loli probe eachothers throat on a regular basis, that counts as yuri to me. Especially since everyone knows the Shirou is is never going to remotly happen.
>>36490149huh that sounds like some intense otaku pandering
>>36490030That's Lluvia, Rin, and Sakura. Illya does too, but she's too embarrassed to act on it. Basically, if they were pretty much part of his harem in other works, he retains them and still proves to be denser than a neutron star.>>36490149They still want him. Lluvia and Rin even fight it out because of their crush. He was caught in the crossfire. They'd interact with him more, but the others keep getting in the way (or at least threaten to, don't piss off a mage) and, like always, Shirou is totally oblivious to their feelings.
>>36490205It absolutely is. From beginning to end. Its like a checklist.
>>36490241That's disappointing, also I wish they would make fate anime that isn't related to fate/stay. I wanna see an apocrypha anime or something.
>>36490238>Lluvia and Rin even fight it out because of their crush.I was talking about the Lolis, since Lluvia and Rin don't engage in any yuri, unless you strab on goggles very tight.
>>36490317>That's disappointingYeah, unless you really like either Fate and iliya or loli yuri, there isn't much to get there.> I wanna see an apocrypha animeYou're not the only one.
>>36490241Written by otaku, for otaku. What did you expect? At least the story, humor, and action are decent enough to compensate for the heavy fanservice. That's just my opinion though.>>36490317Keep dreamin'. Though I would totally watch the hell out of that.
>>36490401>What did you expect?Exactly that, I'm not complaining, just confirming that it is exactly that.I like it, but it is what it is.
>>36490401>Keep dreamin'. Though I would totally watch the hell out of that.I mostly just wanna see lancer of black in animation, cause he's my husbando