>>36484117
CHIEF IS BAAAAAAACK

>>36484117
>Call the Carrion Knights.

>>36484131
hahahahaha i was first in chiefs new quest. Life is complete

>>36484117
>Consult the Felmagi.

>>36484117
>Visit the Bane Doktors.

>>36484117
>>Call the Carrion Knights.

>>36484117
>Visit the Bane Doktors.
Get the healer first

>>36484117
>Visit the Bane Doktors

>>36484117
>Visit the Bane Doktors.
Ask for Pavel.

>>36484117
>Magical Scepter
>It's a fucking mace

>>36484117
GLORIOUS DAY! I LOVE YOU CHIEF! WELCOME BACK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Is that in the picture the Magical Scepter? I see it is quite normal sized.
>Call the Carrion Knights
or
>Visit the Bane Doktors
>>36484145
You lucky bastard, I was only going to post when I had some actual meaningful contribution, I could have been first too!
I'm so jealous.

>>36484117
>Consult the Felmagi.
Clearly these are the people who know what we need.

>>36484173
An enchanted Mace that doubles as our scepter of office, Form and function!

>>36484117
>Consult the Felmagi.

Alright. We're a gonna write right now

>>36484246
I love you!

>>36484263

I love you, too!

>>36484273
Oh my gosh, I am screencapping this right now.

>>36484281
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>36484296
>being this jealous

I don't normally visit quest threads.
Why are people so excited to see this OP specifically?

Your quest certainly looks different, I love it.

>>36484333
Because Chief is the one who ran the most bestest and funnest quest, with the bestest boss leader MC.

>I still haven't read the last 5-10 threads of OWQ yet

Why are backlogs such unsurmountable obstacles?

>>36484273
ai luv u
mary mi

>>36484117
>>Consult the Felmagi.
Magic!

Also yaaay, more chief.

>>36484333
I don't know. It's a little weird.

>>36484399
No, Chief loves me, if he's going to marry anyone that it will be me!

>>36484351
Link or name of it please?

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As the heir to the throne of the Unified Demonlands, you must take special concern for your health. After all, if something happened to you, your father would probably go berserk and burn the world to the ground. At which point, all those adorable puppies would be dead! And that is just something you must avoid. Unfortunately, the vast majority of the doctors under your father's employ are a little more concerned with reanimating the dead than keeping someone from dying in the first place.

You swing the door to the Doktor's Lab open, and squint. The massive laboratory is dark, the silhouettes of gigantic machines bristling with coils and tubes and glass blocking the light from creeping into their room. "Doktors? It's the Princess! Is Melody here, today?"

"Sonriel!" A confident voice rings out, echoing a bit. There a small explosion of sparks, and slow thrum begins. A few moments later, a woman appears. "Sorry for the small mishap. There was a miscalculation," The last word is thrown over her shoulder in a fierce bark, "In the aetheric generation field. What brings you to our little hole in the wall?" She beam. A small carpet of rats with spider legs come crawling around her feet, and rush out the door. "We haven't yet confirmed all the side effects." The smile doesn't wither one bit.

Melody is a fun lady. She taught you how to do your make up. You never knew your mother, and sometimes you think it would be nice if Melody were your mother. Other times she seems more like a big sister. "Ah! The Allied Kingdoms got my Princess Battle Tournament invitation lost in the mail service somewhere. You know how hard it is to get your magazines here? I assume the courier was eaten by a hungry snarglingtax or something."

Melody nods, "Right. Of course. And I'm guessing you are going to head out, and want me to tag along?"

>You've unlocked Melody! You now have a rank in Wild Science.

What's next?

>We need supplies!
>We need a mount!
>We need a pet!

>>36484426
>we need supplies

>>36484426
Why can't the mount also be a pet?

>>36484426
>We need supplies!
>We need a mount!
We need a mount that carries all our supplies and thing that we find on the way there.

>>36484426
>We need a pet!
Find someone to be a pet!

>>36484426
>We need a mount!
>We need a pet!

>>36484426
>>We need a pet!

>>36484426
>We need a mount!
A MAJESTIC STEED

>>36484426

>We need a mount!

>>36484426
>We need a mount!
It's good to be back.

>>36484426
>>We need a pet!
Super important

>>36484426
>We need supplies!

>Mount
>Pet
Two birds with one stone?

>>36484426
>>We need supplies!
>>We need a mount!
All pets in the world will be ours when we're Queen Princess, no need to rush, for now we should go save that poor lost mail!
I assume Sonriel is supposed to be a bit smarter/less naive than Shax?

>>36484426
>We need a pet!

>>36484426
>>We need a pet!
A BIG SAVAGE AND FLUFFY DOGGY WOGGY!

>>36484499

Sonriel is intelligent! Just horribly sheltered. She's daddy's little princess.

>>36484499
I would characterise Sonriel as misinformed.

She knows some stuff. It may not all be strictly accurate.

>>36484426
>>We need supplies!
>>We need a mount!
>>We need a pet!

implying this is not the right answer

>>36484514
>"The Devil Is A Part-Timer" style

Guess we'll tally those votes.

Writing!

>>36484423
Overized weapon quest

>>36484423
Oversized Weapon Quest,

>>36484511
Well, she can't be worse than Allonces at least.
I trust ya Chief, I ain't even gonna ask for more info, like what our Scepter does.
As you were, then!

>>36484423
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Oversized%20Weapon%20Quest
Have fun, I know I did.

>>36484570
Thread 4 is misarchived so here:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29367674/

>>36484426
>We need a pet!

So....
this soon to be...
Oversized Pet Quest?

>>36484426
>We need a mount!

>>36484653
No please.
Chief is not a one-trick pony.

On one hand, you know a mount will make traveling much easier. On the other hand, you know that a pet would soothe your temper a great deal and make life easier. But you just can't decide between the two! Melody offers to turn any mount you choose into a giant fuzzy kitten, an offer that sorely tempts you. But, you also, and this is no offense to your lovely companion, don't fully trust that it will work.

"Ah! Maraxxus, I'm here about finding a mount for an expedition. It will be rather lengthy, so something with a good bit of stamina would be nice."

The lanky, pale, man with shaggy hair and large fangs nods. "Of course, princess. Might I recommend the terrodile?" One pallid arm lifts up, yellowed nails gesturing towards a horrifying beast that seems to just be teeth and legs.

"A tad less intimidating, preferably."

Melody raises a hand, "Ah, I liked that one. Plenty of surface to mount weapons on, after all!" Looks like the scientist has made her choice.

"Understood, your majesty." A long arm sweeps downward in a bow, and he shuffles to another stall. He begins introducing the various breeds he's managed to tame that would be suited towards being a pet.

Which one would you like?

>Fel Stalker - A giant cat! It has a lovely coat of blue and black. It's fangs are poisonous. It enjoys tummy rubs and would make an excellent pillow.
>Chaos Hound - Adorable floppy ears and a very hairy tail give the chaos hound a cute and charming look. Very expressive. It's eyes smoulder a dark purple, and it breathes madness. You will have to take it on walks regularly.
>Nightmare Lagomorph - Razor incisors. A scorpion tail. It's paws have ragged, disease ridden claws. But, oh gosh, it is just the most adorable bunny wunny ever! Who cares that is eyes are full of hate, and its fur is the color of dried blood?
>Well, maybe the Terrodile after all? Essentially just a crocodile with a larger head. And a spike on it's tail. Can move in a straight line very quickly.

>>36484772
>Fel Stalker - A giant cat! It has a lovely coat of blue and black. It's fangs are poisonous. It enjoys tummy rubs and would make an excellent pillow.

>>36484772

>Chaos Hound

>>36484772
>Fel Stalker - A giant cat! It has a lovely coat of blue and black. It's fangs are poisonous. It enjoys tummy rubs and would make an excellent pillow.

Murderkitty!

>>36484772
Fel Stalker is tempting, but would it actually ever love us?
If no, then either
>Chaos Hound
or
>Terrodile
Lizards are totes adorbs yo

>>36484772
>Fel Stalker - A giant cat! It has a lovely coat of blue and black. It's fangs are poisonous. It enjoys tummy rubs and would make an excellent pillow.

>>36484772
>>Fel Stalker - A giant cat! It has a lovely coat of blue and black. It's fangs are poisonous. It enjoys tummy rubs and would make an excellent pillow.
duh

>>36484772
>Fel Stalker - A giant cat! It has a lovely coat of blue and black. It's fangs are poisonous. It enjoys tummy rubs and would make an excellent pillow

Kitty!

>>36484772
>Fel Stalker - A giant cat! It has a lovely coat of blue and black. It's fangs are poisonous. It enjoys tummy rubs and would make an excellent pillow.

>>36484772
>Fel Stalker - A giant cat! It has a lovely coat of blue and black. It's fangs are poisonous. It enjoys tummy rubs and would make an excellent pillow.
Though the Lagomorph is a good backup.

>>36484772
these are all very nice choices. A kangaroo would've been more tempting, though.

>Chaos Hound

>>36484772
>Fel Stalker - A giant cat! It has a lovely coat of blue and black. It's fangs are poisonous. It enjoys tummy rubs and would make an excellent pillow.

>>36484772
>>Nightmare Lagomorph - Razor incisors. A scorpion tail. It's paws have ragged, disease ridden claws. But, oh gosh, it is just the most adorable bunny wunny ever! Who cares that is eyes are full of hate, and its fur is the color of dried blood?
The bunny rabbit

>>36484772
>Fel Stalker - A giant cat! It has a lovely coat of blue and black. It's fangs are poisonous. It enjoys tummy rubs and would make an excellent pillow.

>>36484539
>>"The Devil Is A Part-Timer" style
Goddamit, I was just gonna smile, nod, and go to some other thread. Then you had to get me thinking of an awesome and almost topical soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1SVQ0jnaXA
Fine, guess I'll keep lurking in here with this on repeat

>>36484772
>Nightmare Lagomorph - Razor incisors. A scorpion tail. It's paws have ragged, disease ridden claws. But, oh gosh, it is just the most adorable bunny wunny ever! Who cares that is eyes are full of hate, and its fur is the color of dried blood?

>>36484772
>Fel Stalker - A giant cat! It has a lovely coat of blue and black. It's fangs are poisonous. It enjoys tummy rubs and would make an excellent pillow.

>>36484772
>>Fel Stalker - A giant cat! It has a lovely coat of blue and black. It's fangs are poisonous. It enjoys tummy rubs and would make an excellent pillow.

>>36484772
>Nightmare Lagomorph - Razor incisors. A scorpion tail. It's paws have ragged, disease ridden claws. But, oh gosh, it is just the most adorable bunny wunny ever! Who cares that is eyes are full of hate, and its fur is the color of dried blood?

>>36484772
>>Fel Stalker - A giant cat! It has a lovely coat of blue and black. It's fangs are poisonous. It enjoys tummy rubs and would make an excellent pillow.

>>36484772
>>Chaos Hound - Adorable floppy ears and a very hairy tail give the chaos hound a cute and charming look. Very expressive. It's eyes smoulder a dark purple, and it breathes madness. You will have to take it on walks regularly.
Any odd angles or sense for time anomalies? Tend to your LOS

>>36484772
>Fel Stalker - A giant cat! It has a lovely coat of blue and black. It's fangs are poisonous. It enjoys tummy rubs and would make an excellent pillow.

I can't tell, did the kitty win?

Writing!

>>36484772
>>Fel Stalker - A giant cat! It has a lovely coat of blue and black. It's fangs are poisonous. It enjoys tummy rubs and would make an excellent pillow.
Must be a cat. I will accept no alternatives.

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>>36484957

100% likely

>>36484967
Really?

That is my fetish.jpg

>>36484967
Don't play with my heart, Chief.

>>36484967
>does this look like the face of decency.jpg

>>36484967
She has a lovely pair of drills

>>36484967
Where is the rest of that image?

>>36484967
I wanted to ask, are these pictures your lovely work, Chief?

>>36484996

They're Larro's. Sometimes he gets hungry. So I trade him food for art.

>>36484993
On his computer.

>>36485008
I knew you reminded me of someone.
You must be the Kazerad of /tg/

>>36484996
Looks like Larro's style.

>>36484987
Superior breeding and careful pairings led to the birth of those drills.

>>36484967
<3

>>36485083
Drills are a natural phenomenon.

Well, the kitten is the natural choice, of course! It's belly is absolutely inviting.

>You've unlocked the Fel Stalker mount! You gain Speed, Poison, and Fluffy ranks! Congratulations! Those attributes will surely mean something, someday!

"I'll have it bridled and ready for your use as soon as possible, princess," Maraxxus replies, placing a hand on the closest Fel Stalker you see. You believe you will name him Meowlington.

Melody gets a chain out and immediately walks into the stall with the terrodile and begins wrestling with it. You'll leave her to that, then. She seems to be enjoying herself, after all.

Well, now for the part you're dreading the most. Telling your father what you plan on doing. Taking a moment to gather your courage, you clench your scepter tight and begin marching towards the Domicile of Eternal Torment. The two colossal gatekeepers are constructs sticthed together by bone and sinew, encased in thick soulsteel, wielding flaming tridents.

"Your Majesty." They pair intone simultaneously, "Do you have business with the sovereign?" One reaches down and pats your head. They've always acted like you were some kind of pet. Ugh, don't these guardians see that you're all grown up, now?

"Yes, of course. I have to inform my father of an expedition I have planned. It might take me several months, and you know how he worries." You sigh deeply. One time you slept over at a friend's house, and he executed at least one member of his staff. To be fair, he was thinking about executing him for some time. Consultation with devils not approved of by the state is technically treachery. Your father runs a very tight ship.

Nodding, the gatekeepers slowly grind the stone and iron doors open.

What's the plan for explaining the expedition?

>Explain that it is essentially your own way of conquering things.
>Say that you have to go out and make some normal friends.
>Tell him that you're grown up now and this is your own decision.

>>36485259
>Tell him that you're grown up now and this is your own decision.
Assertive princess!

>>36485259
>Explain that it is essentially your own way of conquering things.
>Tell him that you're grown up now and this is your own decision.

>>36485259
>>Tell him that you're grown up now and this is your own decision.
Please respect our decision Papa

>>36485259
>Say that you have to go out and make some normal friends.

>>36485259
>Tell him that you're grown up now and this is your own decision.

>>36485259
>Explain that it is essentially your own way of conquering things.
>Say that you have to go out and make some normal friends.

>>36485259
>>Explain that it is essentially your own way of conquering things.

>>36485259
>>Say that you have to go out and make some normal friends.

>>36485259
>>Tell him that you're grown up now and this is your own decision.
I will listen to any advice you have but I must do this to grow up

>>36485259
>>Explain that it is essentially your own way of conquering things.

>>36485259
>>Explain that it is essentially your own way of conquering things.
>>Tell him that you're grown up now and this is your own decision.
Something like this is our own decision, we're grown up, we have the right to go our own way about conquering things?

>>36485259
>Explain that it is essentially your own way of conquering things.

>>36485259
>Explain that it is essentially your own way of conquering things

It's my time to rule at last

>>36485259
>ChiefMajordomo
Are we going to have to kill him too?

>>36485351
No killing our Daddy, anon! Bad, bad anon!
I'd like to throw a mumbled "And besides, I'd like to try to make some normal friends" into whatever gets voted for.

>>36485351

gosh, I hope not

Anyway, give me a d20 to check your nerve! We'll take the best of three. Higher is better. Crits are fun. Crit fails won't lose you the game, so don't panic.

If anything, the stakes are even lower than in OWQ so just take it easy and have fun.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>36485409
Let's see what this girl is made of

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>36485409

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>36485409

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>36485409

>>36485473
damn, you were too late

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>>36485473

Narrowly avoided starting this off proper.

>>36485428
>>36485469

Average it is! Let's write.

>>36485428
>>36485469
Super average

>>36484426
>melody.png
Oh that's Rozalin in an alternate costume

Here is hopping some of the bad habbits from last quest are dropped and replaced with sheltered princes attitudes.

>>36485545

yes but I only saved it because of those hips, jesus

christ

those hips

>>36485545
It kinda fits, I'm getting a kind of disgaea feel from this. I hope we meet someone like Gig down the line, he was awesome.

>>36485559
They are amazing.

Super good taste Chief.

>>36485616
>>36485559
>hips
What?
Also isn't this the anime with the amazing darling.

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>>36485651
These babies

>Also isn't this the anime with the amazing darling.
I'm pretty sure the quest is OC

>>36485717
Eh. They seem a bit disproportionate for me to appreciate fully.

>>36485717
>I'm pretty sure the quest is OC
Well, it sounds a lot like Queens blade, so "inspired" OC.

>>36485750

I've never actually read Queen's Blade... or seen it. Or whatever. I know there are boobies, but that is the extent of my knowledge. I mostly just want an excuse for a princess from an evil kingdom running around causing havoc.

>>36485559
I see you have good taste once again Chief.
Pear shapes a best.

>>36485763
>a princess from an evil kingdom running around causing havoc.
Now you just doomed us all to having us play a princess sitting behind a desk doing paperwork all day long.

>>36485717
she looks pregnant.

>>36485763
Well the "plot" or the excuse for the boobies running around, is a tournament in which the Queen gets chosen.

>>36485776
You know that paperwork spontaneously combusts when evil princesses sit in front of it for more than fifteen minutes.

It also has a cooldown timer of a day.

>>36485717
I thought you guys were talking about the gif.

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You march into the corridor leading to your father's throne. The pillars of bone line the walkway, a carpet made of flayed skin, and the chittering of the bat-mantii can be heard from the rafters. The entire place is a bit more drab than you would have liked. Maybe replace some of the ash with a nicer red? Gold trimmings to liven up the place? Honestly, you could never see hosting a proper council in this place. Still, it intimidates you quite a bit as you approach the throne.

"SONRI! HOW IS MY LOVELY DAUGHTER TODAY?" The massive armored form stands up and rushes over to you, scooping you up in gigantic, disembodied hands, thankfully placing his soul-severing blade that he always has on hand down first. "YOU DON'T VISIT THAT MUCH. GOTTA KEEP THE HEIR FRESH IN THE MIND OF THE COURTIERS, YOU KNOW. HA HA, RIGHT GUYS?" He turns his helmeted head to a group of zombie-like people in fancy uniforms. Several have their mouths sewn shut.

"Listen, father."

"CALL ME DADDY, HONEY."

"Daddy. I have to go to the Allied Kingdoms for a few months, okay?"

"FINALLY TAKING AFTER YOUR OLD MAN, HUH? I'LL ARRANGE FOR THE BLOOD MANTICORES AND THREE KNIGHTLY COMPANIES AT ONCE!"

You shake your head, "No, daddy, I have to do it my own way. I'm going to go out there with Melody and try to get into the Princess Battle Tournament."

"THEY DIDN'T GIVE YOU AN INVITATION?!" He practically roars.

"No, but I'm not technically a princess of the Allied Kingdoms, right? I have to go out there and convince them to let us take part. Remember how you united the Demonlands? I can't exactly follow in your footsteps and do that. I have to conquer something else, don't I? So I'm going out to conquer the tournament."

Your father regards you for a few moments, sort of just holding you in his gigantic arms. "ALRIGHT."

Hugging him, you give him a sweet, "Thanks, daddy!"

>Ask for a going away present!
>Ask him to teach you one of his secret moves!
>Ask him for loadsamoney.

>>36485884
>>Ask for a going away present!
Daddy a best

>>36485884
>Ask for a going away present!

>>36485884
>Ask him to teach you one of his secret moves.

We gonna be in a tournament it seems, let's get daddy to teach us how to properly slice and dice some upstart heroes!

>>36485884
>Ask for a going away present!
Yeah!

>>36485884
>Ask for a going away present!
"Maybe a trio of dead king's heads? A weapon one of their greatest warriors used? You know they'd love to see me bring in something like that"

>>36485884
>>Ask him to teach you one of his secret moves!
We can earn money and stuff on our own

>>36485884
>>Ask for a going away present!
Never known the lack of money, so we wouldn't feel the need to ask for any.
We already know how to punch people in the genitals, so secret moves are likewise unnessecary.

present it is!

I kinda feel like we should steal some trinket instead of asking for it, though.

>>36485884
>>Ask him to teach you one of his secret moves!
>>Ask if he wants to give you a going away present, but only if he wants to of course.
Family traditions!

>>36485884
>Ask him about your mother

>>36485884
>Ask for a going away present!

>>36485884
>>Ask him to teach you one of his secret moves!
Shax round 2

>>36485884
>>Ask for a going away present!

>>36485884
>>Ask him to teach you one of his secret moves!

>>36485739
Oh, you'd be surprised. Except for the humongous head, I've known a girl or three pretty much shaped like that.
They're so my type, and I'm never theirs

>>36485884
>>Ask him for loadsamoney.
Whop yer wad on th'countah!

>>36485884
>Ask him to teach you one of his secret moves!

>>36485884
>Ask him to teach you one of his secret moves!
Shax round 2

>>36485884
>Ask for a going away present!
>Ask him to teach you one of his secret moves!
>Ask him for loadsamoney.

I mean, I'm sure we ARE incredibly spoiled.
But, really, just ask for a present.

>>36486040
>>36485962
Oops, thought it didn't post

>>36485884
>Ask for a going away present!
>Ask him to teach you one of his secret moves!

>>36486032
I am going to need some way to find pictures of such girls, anon.

>>36486043
Maybe ask for what he thinks is best?

Guess I'll be writing whatever the hell the result of that is! Tallying then write write.

>>36485884
>Ask him to teach you one of his secret moves!
Something we can bust out on a ballroom dance floor to blow away our competition.

>>36486104
so what won? i lazy

>>36485884
>>Ask for a going away present!

>>36484117
I get in because OP looks good and what do I find, it is Chief! Welcome back man.

Wincest when?

>>36486205
Wincest leads to a higher rate of genetic disease, we don't want to be like the royalty of the Allied Kingdoms do we?

>>36486157

The present, apparently. By one. Votes are hard!

>>36486239
Only if it's done with humans, good thing we are a demon elf?

>>36486250
Can the present be a secret technique

>>36486250
Damn it, I knew I should've samefagged. Ah well, I decided not to do that in your quests.
Can we at least ask if he wants to teach us a secret move, or if he thinks we'll be read after the journey.

>>36486277
If you think that demons born of vice and debauchery aren't affect by the restraints of genetics and instead grow stronger through vice and debaucher-

You may be on to something.

>>36486298
I still vote for swiping some kind of magic trinket.

We shall make away with a One Ring or other macguffin.

>>36486328
I mean, we're already breaking the rules of this tournament by trying to get into it, so we may as well go the whole hog, right?

>>36486298
Samefags ruin everything they touch. At least you're showing restraint here.

>>36486328
I don't know, don't really feel like stealing something important from Daddy. Maybe if it's like, we swipe a button from his armor and he sees but lets us go with a smile, but otherwise, not really.

>>36486410
it doesn't have to be "important". But it does have to be sparkly-pretty.

Your father slowly places you back on the ground. "AH, MY LITTLE TYRANT IS GROWING UP. I COUDLN'T BE MORE PROUD! WELL, I HOPE YOUR JOURNEY GOES WELL. BE SURE TO WRITE ME EVERY HOUR." One of the stitched up courtiers tugs on your father's cape, and shakes his head. "DAY?" More shaking. "WEEK, THEN, SURELY. A MONTH WOULD KILL ME." Some courtiers begin leaning over to each other and rasp in conspiracy. "FIGURATIVELY, COWARDS."

You give him a curtsey, and begin to walk away when your father speaks up again.

"AH, SONRI! IS THERE ANYTHING DADDY CAN DO FOR YOU BEFORE YOU GO? PLEASE? TO HELP SOOTHE MY MIND?" He's wringing his guantlets. What a fussy father!

Sighing, you turn around and tap a finger on your chin, tilting your head as if in deep thought. You've questioned learning one of his seven Dark Artes, powerful skills that allowed him to bring the demon princes to their knees. But, maybe something like that wouldn't suit you? "Daddy, can I have a going away present? Just to remind me of you while I'm out." You give him a serene smile. It probably melted his heart.

"OF COURSE! HERE, I KNOW JUST THE THING!" The multiple tonnages of armor rush over to the side of the entry way, and your dad leans over and begins to harshly whisper to someone. "ALRIGHT, IT SHOULD BE WAITING FOR YOU BY THE TIME YOU LEAVE. NOW, FIRST, I NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION WITH THAT... 'SCEPTER' OF YOURS. IT'LL BE WAITING WITH YOUR PRESENT."

Oh, right. Your magical princess scepter. It's actually Romuthalax the Despoiler. Father's greatest rival. In a titanic duel, he defeated Romuthalax and imprisoned his soul into a shard of magical rock. Which was then shaved and shaped in some sort of torture method. And then, given to you! Wasn't that sweet of him?

'hand me over to the tyrant, girl. he'll at least prove more interesting than your inspid thoughts about dresses.' Romuthalax is just a darling.

>See how Molly is doing with the mount.
>Get one more person before you go.

>>36486553
>Get one more person before you go.
Talk to dad some more

>>36486553
>>Get one more person before you go.
Let's get a Felmagi

>>36486578
Now now we can't be a daddy's girl forever

>>36486553
>See how Molly is doing with the mount.

>>36486578
I feel like we don't really want him to come with us.

>>36486596
I like that idea. Most any problem can be solved with MAGIC!

>>36486553
>See how Molly is doing with the mount.

>>36486553
>Get one more person before you go.

>>36486553
>Get one more person before you go
Grab a servant/maid/logistics expert/ninja-spy. Can't afford not to have help with our daily upkeep if we want to put the other girls to shame.

>>36486553

>Get one more person before you go

Felmagi

>>36486553
What are our options for the one more person?

>>36486553
>See how Molly is doing with the mount.

>>36486553
>>Get one more person before you go.
I'm gonna go with Carrion Knight, just to be contrary.

>>36486553
>Get one more person before you go.
Felmagi if we have the same choices.

>>36486634
This.

Ninja maid

>>36486553
> Get one more person before you go

We need a Carrion Knight to defend our honour. Also to teach us the martial way that we will buff with MAD SCIENCE!

>>36486705
Yes

>>36486705
I feel like we need a living suit of armor to cram one of our opponents into.

>>36486553
Can we do
>>36486683
And get the sneakiest Carrion Knight? After all, Ninja were often recruited from the Samurai class.

MARTIAL SUPERIORITY!

Alright! You want another person, huh? I'm fine with write in suggestions. I hate padding post count, but please restart the vote here.

But yeah, main choices are:

>Felmagi
>Carrion Knight
>Write in.

>>36486682
I agree we already have intellect with Molly, don't need mages right now.
And a princess can't just stop to fight every riff-raff that picks a fight with us, need someone to get rid of scrubs.

>>36486734
>Felmagi

>>36486734
>Felmagi
Let's get a mahou person

>>36486734
>Write in
Ninja Maid

>>36486734
>>Write in.
living suit of armor

>>36486734
>>Carrion Knight
Either that, or some trusted maid that actually has tons of battle experience, and is supposed to kill assassins and spies, but is totes loyal and friendly to us. Could be Dex based or something.

>>36486734
>Carrion Knight

>>36486734
>Felmagi
Martials are for scrubs.

>>36486734
>Felmagi

>>36486734
>Felmagi

>>36486553
>Get one more person before you go
I need my maid

>>36486734
>Felmagi
Because if you can get magic, you should take magic. Mages are hella useful.

>>36486734
>Carrion Knight

>>36486734
>Carrion Knight

>>36486734
Felmaid

>>36486734
>Maid

>>36486734

>Felmag

>>36486734
>Write in
Battle maid

>>36486734
>Felmaid
or
>Carrion Butler

>>36486734
Fel ninja maid knight.

I'm stopping at five minutes cause christ

Writing.

>>36486802
Who is also a trap.

>>36486783
>powergaming a chief quest
>not choosing companions to balance personalities and social roles
pleb

>>36486826
Fool, that's just their ninja disguise, they're actually a reverse trap.

>>36486827
See, here's the thing. I kinda assumed that Sonny is pretty much bound to be a magic user.

it's like, in the Evil Princess handbook, isn't it?

>>36486826
No.

>>36486837
Wouldn't that be a reverse-reverse-trap?
A girl who looks like a boy who looks like a girl?

>>36486844
So if Sonny is a magic user, why would you get another mage?
A Carrion works both if she's a mage and if she uses her scepter in a way more suited to its shape.

>>36486827
Hey, I just love magic. It ain't just about power, it can be used for all kinds of shenanigans. Raise an undead army of retainers, listen in on that conversation down the hall, curse someone to always tell a funny yet self-degrading joke every time they tell the truth!

With magic, damn near anything is possible, gotta use that imagination!

>>36486864
ooh-la-la~

>>36486863
>reverse-reverse-trap
I think the term you're looking for is reverse-double-trap. But since she'd be a ninja I think we should probably go with "reverse-revolving-trap". Whenever you think you know for sure there's another layer of disguise and confusion added.

How about there are no traps, regular or any amount of reverse.

>>36486968
A reverse trap is basically just a girl who wears pants.

>>36486968

I'd rather have them.

>>36486993
There's a quest for that. This one isn't it.

>>36486968
Well if you want to be a BORING NO FUN QUEST I guess we could go that route.

>>36487004
Go bother some other quest with that

>>36486968
Laaaaame

>>36487004
Okay, good.

>>36486934
Now I'm picturing them looking like a more feminine Xellos
>Someone asks "Are you a boy or a girl?"
>Responds smiling "Now that, is a secret."

>>36487040
>Xellos
What the Fuck is this?

>>36487003

Nonsense. Whenever someone like you shows up with your unfun antics, it's a sign that the quest needs more whatever you're being unfun about.

>>36487018
One day I will find a surefire way to communicate sarcasm through text, and the world will be a better place.

>>36486968
I agree

>>36487052
>he never watched Slayers
I pity you.

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>>36487052
From the anime "Slayers". I recommend it, it's like watching a game of D&D animated.

Part of his character is that he always knows more about what's going on than the party. Whenever they ask him a question he doesn't want to answer his response is always some form of "It's a secret". Naturally, this frustrates the main characters.

>>36487081
I find that the [/sarcasm] tag at the end of a statement works fairly well, even if it doesn't convey the same level of emotion.

>>36487086
>>36487095
I was a kid watching this show, I forgot the channel though, the cast and plot as well.

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Of course, you hand over the scepter near immediately. Your father begins to growl at it a great deal in the ancient language of the devil emperors. Something you never bothered to learn. It was, after all, an incredibly crass language. Completely unsuited for a princess.

While Melody isn't here, it is probably a good time to see if your childhood friend wants to come along. Areli grew up with you, though he was three years older than you. Your father would often arrange for the two of you to play together, but Areli eventually joined the ranks of the Cult of Felmagics. There he made various devil pacts with government sanctioned devils and began learning the ancient art of Fel Fist Magic.

You never understood the appeal of punching each other in new and exciting ways, and Areli was really into his hobby. And he just wouldn't shut up about it. Maybe getting him away from all that will make him interesting again? You know there is no way he'd resist tagging along. You enter the Ring of the Felmagi as one person is getting punched squarely in the face with a blazing blue flaming fist.

There are some people cheering in the crowd, but it appears to just be a sparring session. You raise a hand, "Ah, excuse me, is Areli in?"

"Oh, your majesty!" The combatants stop for a moment to bow, and then they hook a thumb at another room. "Areli is in there studying advanced punching sorcery. Dude is uncovering new ways to punch people every day. It's fascinating!" You're quite sure it isn't.

With a sigh you crack open the door. Areli is there in his glasses, and he sits up, running a hand through his hair. "Oh, hey Sonriel. What's up?"

You give him the lowdown, and he quickly agrees to party up with you. "Don't worry about the mount. I can run along just fine." He chuckles at that and flexes. Muscleheads.

>Alright! Let's get going!
>Wait! Something else! [write in]

>>36487081
93 percent of our communication is non verbal, good luck with that

>>36487141
>Alright! Let's get going!

>>36487141
>Wait! Something else! [write in]

Maid

>>36487141
>Wait! Something else! [write in]
We still need a maid!

>>36484117
From the catalog I thought she had a penis, was kinda interested for a second.

>>36487141
>Wait! Something else! [write in]
A $th member to round out the gang.

>>36487141
>>Alright! Let's get going!
HA Fuck you guys who didn't want a muscle wizard.

>>36487141

>Alright! Let's get going!

>>36487141
>Alright! Let's get going!

>childhood friend
>muscle wizard

Sweet.

>>36487141
>Maid! (Unless we can just capture the other princesses and force them into being our maids. Then we should get going now.)

>>36487188
Whoops. keyboard messed up.
But anyways, Maid.

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>>36487141
>Alright! Let's get going!
Fuck yeah muscle wizard.

>>36487141
I kind of want a maid like in >>36486756 but if not that, then let's get going.

>>36487214
I like the way you think, anon.
Will you s-study with me.

>>36487214
>we can just capture the other princesses and force them into being our maids
I approve of this, therefore
>>36487141
>Alright! Let's get going!

>>36487141
>>Alright! Let's get going!
>punching magic
The best kind

>>36487214
Hmmm, but we'd still be without a maid until we actually get there then...
Ah well, approved.

>>36487141
>Alright! Let's get going!

>>36487214
Backing

>Chief is back!

>>36487253
Shax managed just fine without a maid for a long time, I'm sure Sonni can hold out as well.

>>36487214
Capturing princesses and forcing them to be maids is much more satisfying than simply having a maid to begin with.

>>36487141
>>36487214
This

>>36487278
Well Shax started as a nobody, Sonriel is already a pampered princess.

>>36487214
>(Unless we can just capture the other princesses and force them into being our maids. Then we should get going now.)
Yeah im going to have to vote for this plan

whoa I was browsing a filename thread and lost track of time

Writing!

Do we even have any kind of impressive skills or powers -- besides being a brat with a lot of unquestioning servants?

>>36487141
Is this...a hetero love interest in a quest with a female MC?

I approve. It'll be nice to have a break from all the /u/ for a change.

>>36487399

You do! Your father is one of the most powerful entities on the planet, after all. You got at least some things from him.

>>36487399
We're the princess of a fantasy kingdom, we probably have enormous untapped magical power, it's practically a rule.

>>36487332
Her journey could involve growing into a princess on her own! I don't know, but I think her dad probably didn't start his conquering as a pampered prince who couldn't take two steps without a maid at his side.
>>36487427
>implying Areli isn't fistsexual/magicsexual

>>36487427
You're gonna have to try harder, anon.

>>36487427
Yeah. I'm a bit tired of /u/.

>>36487427
>he spends his day improving his fisting with other naked sweaty guys
>hetero
Anon, I have bad news.

>>36487427
We're joining a princess tournament to capture them and force them to be our maids.

Most likely no. If you want Death to /u/boats check your magical green lantern or Ace combat. /u/boats are sunk in those.

>>36487477
Haha, I was thinking the same.

>>36487427
Husbandofags fired the first shot.
Here we go, looking forward to this.

>>36487477
Damn, you beat me to the punch.

>>36487478
I don't have anything in particular against /u/boats, I'm just getting a little burnt out on practically every single quest with a feMC going in that direction. Just want a little variety for a change, y'know?

>>36487535
I gotcha. I'm saying in particular Acecombat and Magical Green lantern are quests you could also look into because the /u/boat is sunk. Meaning the protag is hetero chick. Not saying don't vote for it here.. saying there are other instances of it.

>>36487535
Same.

>>36487535
Which is why you faggots feel the need of talking about it in every damn quest? If you want a specific love interest,good for you, vote for it. Don't harp about not wanting a specific gender group, it makes you look like an idiot.

>>36487535
I for one am sick of every FeMC being straight, and hope we can see something different here for a change.

People please untwist your panties.

>>36487567
This is literally the first time I personally have brought it up. Whether others have done similar in other quests is another matter entirely.

>>36487535
again, this is a new quest where we don't know which direction it's going to go, and there are other quests with husbandos if you look hard enough.
>>36487477
You nailed it, anon.

>not being bisexual
Plebs, every single one of you.

>>36487578
Anon please, it's all fun and games until you say something like that, you have to accept that lesbian FeMCs are disproportionately in the majority.

>>36487578
I, for one, want a male homo MC. Dunno why. Just do.

>>36487613
And yet, everytime its actually counted, it turns out not to be the case. Odd how that works.

>>36487629
Would be nice but obviously won't happen this quest.

>>36487141
>>Alright! Let's get going!

Super late, but excited that Chief is back

>>36487629
I personally agree with you, if only because I do not know of any present quest with one, and I am mostly straight.

>>36487629
Me too, but that ain't ever gonna happen. Not on /tg/ anyway.

>>36487629
Make it a male humo mC who is not a trap and you ngot a real rarity right there

>>36487641
If enough people vote for it, there could be a chance!

Straight, gay, bi, it doesn't really matter. We're the daughter of an evil overlord. We can just love em' and leave em' or get a reverse harem going like a proper tyrant.

True love is for the weak! We take what we want and don't ask nicely for it.

>>36487639
Oh? When has it counted?

>>36487669
>reverse harem
What?

>>36487667
Okay A: how would we do that exactly and B: no interest, given Chief has been planning this quest for a while and got art for it, trying to derail it that much wouldn't be very nice.

>>36487704
All men

>>36487639
That is false, lesbian and bisexual FeMCs are indeed disproportionately common.

>>36487629
You know, I'd read that just to see how /tg/ would behave in that quest in regards to romance.

>>36487712
Fuck if I know. I'm half asleep.

>>36487678
/qtg/ has counted it dozens of times over the year.
It always comes down to mostly straight fmMCs.
Although, as a impartial observer I have to point out that thats mostly from short and small quests filling the list.
But the point stands, not really anyones fault its a niche thing.

>>36487712

>planning

you guys don't seriously think I plan anything, do you? Cause I do not

>>36487704
A reverse harem is what it's called when it's a female at the center rather than a male. It's pretty much just a harem by another name, like how reverse racism is still just racism.

>>36487734
So Paperwork Quest is possible?

>>36487721
It happened ONE TIME. A quest called romance quest around 6 months back.
It was about one thread long.

>>36487716
Not having seen any of those lists, I have to ask, who gives a shit?
If lesbian fmMCs are really in the majority, then that probably means people prefer them.
So there isn't really any complaint to be made.

>>36487734
We think you have some vague ideas for characters and potential side quests, but pretty much fly by the seat of your pants.

>>36487742
I was about to reply >>36487715 that, but a harem is actually specific to women. And it's not even always wives or concubines that get into them. It's confusing.

>>36487704
The girl leads the harem. She has tons of guys on her beck and call ready to service her every desire. Her *every* desire, understand?

Could throw girls in there too if that's your thing. Tyrants are never wanting in the sex department, they take what they want. Anyway they like, with anyone they like. Gotta be careful though, there are few ways to be more vulnerable than being in the middle of sex. One's appetite must be constrained by the number and skill of assassins out to get you.

4 hours and we're already autosaging. Damn Chief, you made it big.

>>36487785
To be fair, half of that is bickering over straight vs. /u/ feMCs.

>>36487785

Good thing I only run five hours! I'm remembering how after four hours I run out of gas in quest threads, though.

>>36487795
Only about a fifth.

>>36487800
Do you have anything that works with rss readers for when a new thread will be up, I always forget to check twitter since I don't use it for anything else and they don't support rss anymore.

>>36487610
AS en evil princess, it is practically mandatory

>>36487831

I don't even know what the internet is, man.

>>36487727
>Although, as a impartial observer I have to point out that thats mostly from short and small quests filling the list.

That's like saying that 50% of gamers are women, because of shit like Farmsville and iPhone tap games.

So compromise? We have a harem of girls and boys? Evils desire knows no bounds?

>>36487141
> Fist Wizard

Well, since I wanted Carrion Knights and left before voting, I find this to be a completely acceptable compromise.

CM, You just might be my favourite.

>>36487895
Harem of zombies or we riot

>>36487895
I think we should have a harem of friends.

>>36487895
How about no?
I want a petting zoo.

>>36487901
No thank you.

>>36487913
With benefits?
>>36487922
If you mean humans and the like treated as animals, YES! If you mean literal animals.. you're gonna get the quest banned.

>>36487895
My evil princess is pure, unlike you lewd fucks

>>36487895
No, no lewds, friends only, and maybe some true love later.

>>36487922
>I want a petting zoo.
... of girls and boys.

>>36487939
No.

>>36487939
I actually meant a non-lewd one, but I'm okay with the former option too

>>36487949
We have to agree to disagree there anon.

>>36487939
No, no lewds, we're a cute little girl princess, no time for those things.
>>36487949
Bisexual MC is the easy way for /tg/ to live out all its fantasies, no thanks.