You're a nobody that works at Archon Corporation's human resources department , and before you stand a few more resumes for you to choose from:>Name: Zeus>Age: 5000+>Sex: Male>Marital Status: Married, Separated, Loose>Former Employement: King of Olympus, Ruler of All Under Heaven>Educational Status: Lost all our smarts in a process that gave us one of our daughters>Hobbies: Sex, Smiting the arrogant, Hanging out with siblings, offspring, and lovers>Beliefs: Greek/Roman Mythology, Santa, Free LoveThis has to be a joke, but again it'd be funny to see this guy's face when he gets hired.>Name: Monty Richmond>Sex: Yes please>Age: (? I'll roll a 1d20+20 for it I guess)>Marital Status: Single, unless you're into that sort of thing in which case I'm totally married.>Former Employment: Casino attendant, gas station attendant, entrepreneur.>Hobbies: Women, Magic: the Gathering, NBA, being a player, and chicks.>Beliefs: I'll believe every word you say, darling.A fucking asshole, but it's not like you give a shit about this company.>Name: Rasina Modi >Sex: Male>Age: 35>Marital Status: Happily married, thank you>Emplyement: Intern at Hewlett Packard, quantitative finance teacher's assistant at Emory University>Hobbies: Whittling, rugby, art (drawing)>Beliefs: HinduGoddamn Indians, it's because of them you didn't get a job at tech support. Still a less shitty candidate than the rest, you suppose... I'm never trusting women ever again -------------------------------------------------------------------------Somewhere else around the globe, another person might click on that website and decide to add another resume to the pool:>Name:>Age: >Sex: >Marital Status:>Former Employement: >Educational Status:>Hobbies:>Beliefs:
sad self bump
>Rasina ModiObviously the only choice that won't try to rape you.
>>36472997There aren't many things around here that won't try to rape you, to be honest.
Rolled 15 + 20 (1d20 + 20)>>36472294Aaand I forgot to roll the age for the middle guy.>>36472997Okay so I guess if n
>>36473066>>36472997no one is around in 3 min'll write for Rasina.*
>>36472997You are Rasina Modi, thirty five years old, unemployed. Well at least you were.After aplying to countless positions and getting absolutely nothing, you've finally received a reply.The sender is firstname.lastname@example.org, kind of a weird address but you're not gonna question it, afterall considering how desperate you are it could be an employement offer from hell and you'd accept it.Your wife and kids haven't given in to the emotional strain your situtation has put you all into, so your family was in no danger. Still a happy marriage with kids.But living without a house and car would certainly make things different, and thus you had to get a job, fast.Now however your mind is much more tranquil. Still a bit of doubt lingers, should you take this job? Is it the right thing to do?There was no information on the website afterall, could this be some elaborate scam?You hold your breath as you read the mail.'Congratulations on passing our preliminary exams, Mr. ModiYou're invited to participate in the selection exams to occur february 3rd...'The rest of the message was just them stressing out a few weird things about the exam, likewearing a mobile attire and being well fed, which kind of put you off. But again, you shouldn't look at a gift horse on the mouth.At the end it had the location in which the exams would occur, their local headquarters which were actually pretty close to your home.Close enough that you could go on foot.Still, you question yourself, should you go?>Yes>No>Let's investigate first!
>>36473343>Let's investigate first!Like I'm falling for THAT one again! Nice try,gangrapers.
>>36473361You decide some investigation is necessary, you can't just jump on something like this.Not after that time you tried to get a job at craigslist, it really opened your eyes to the world of gangrape scams.A preliminary but careful search brings you almost nothing. That meaning the first page of google search didn't contain any useful information.It somehow had even less info than the company's website, which managed to promote it without even saying what they actually do or sell.At this point you have two options, call your buddy Tom for some information, since he's the one who told you about this.Or you could dig deeper and head beyond page 1 of google search >Call Tom>DIG DEEPER
>>36473456>Call your old buddy Tom
>>36473538Somehow, somewhere, a person posts in an anonymous image board dedicated to traditional games.In an entirely different place, a volcano erupts killing thousands.How are these two connected?I have no fucking clue.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------You decide to call Tom, he could probably tell you more about it than going into the abyss that arethe pages beyond one."Good afternoon, this is Tom Henderson""Hey Tom""Rasi, you motherfucker! How have you been?""Good, good, despite the unenployement""Oh yeah, that sucks man. Any good prospects?""Actually, that site you mailed me has....""Wait you mean the joke site?""Joke site?""Yeah, guys were tossing it around on HR, calling it stupid because really what kind of idiot would apply on that th...""Tom.""Oh yah, sorry. So, did they actually give you an answer?""Yep. They're calling me for a selection exam"He whistles "That's interesting, thought it was some kind of gangrape scam or sumthing"Your mind trails to that incident briefly."Let's not speak of... that kind of stuff okay?""Right, right. Forgout about that.""So I was thinking do you have any info on it?""On the site?">1/2
>>36473665"Well, actually more on the company itself.""They didn't give you any info in the exam invitation?""Not really, no""Well shit. Sorry pal, like I said it was a joke..." Before you can thank him for his time and bid him farewell he continues"But I know someone who can.""You do?""Yep, some weird kid from IT here at work kept saying how it was all some weird conspiration. Loonie, but hemight know something I suppose. He kept talking about his website, uh, what was it again... well I'll ask him and send you an email""Oh, thanks man""No problem at all, see you around Rasi""See you around, Tom"And with that the conversation was over.You wait a couple of minutes and soon you the email you needed.It seems the kid has some weird blog called Red Moonlight Child.Edgy.>check Red Moolight Child>nope, too much cringe. Go do something else?
Bump with a shot of vodka
>>36473763>check Red Moolight Child
>>36474206I've got a few shots under so pardon me if I'm a bit lightheaded.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Better to check this stupid site, you figure.Thus, after typing up the name and hitting the enter key, you've entered the magical realm known as "the 90s".The website is so poorly done it would be bad 20 years ago. It's basically black background on red letters and vice-versa.Your eyes hurt, and so does your soul at the sight of a dozen animations cluttering the main page.A quick read on the thread regarding Archon Corp nets you two main conclusions:1) This guy is an absolute nutcase. Reptillians, moon nazis, gay jew illuminatti, you name it he's got it.2) The info he has on the company is mainly some photos of people in white suits and blue shirts walking around.His whole theory on the company is that they're some kind of men in black that disguise themselves by using white suits.Truly a genius this boy is, to figure out their terrible plan through his wits. God you hate kids these days.One last thing calls your attention, a message urging people who apply to show up at the exam, otherwise bad things happen."Three spooky five me" you mutter.So the selection exam is tomorrow. Will you show up?What do you do in the mean time? (write in)>Show up>Don't show up
and another bump I suppose
>>36474375>Don't show up>Apply to Pizza Parlor
>>36474974https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX6MvV8cbh8You decide to get out of this crazy train while you can and apply at a pizza parlor.Things will be easier that way, even though your pay will be shit and the car will probably end up being sold.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------It's been a couple days since that decision was done, but you still think about it. It seems so minor, but it keeps coming up to you. What if bad things really happen?What if you fucked up?You brush those thoughts aside and get on with your job.Some fat trucker walks into the restaurant."Nono Giuseppe's pizzaria, a table for how many?""I thought this was a pizzaria not some indian shit food place. Go home mudskin!"And after spitting at the floor he leaves, gets into his confederate flag addled truck and hits the road.Well the clientele around here is surely very... affable.Standing there waiting for someoen to show up for you to attend to is kind of boring and as such your mind wanders, but not for long. A black car stops in front of the storeand two men wearing black suits and red shirts walks toward you.>Seems pretty normal, I'll just tend to them like always>Fishy. I'm going for a tactical bathroom break
Sorry for the delayThought the thread had died for sure.
>>36475218Well I just rejoined it, at least.>Fishy. I'm going for a tactical bathroom breakI don't trust it one bit.
>>36475255Tactical break it is then.----------------------------------------------------------------------This is too fishy for you. You can't trust these suits one bit.Going inside you tell a waiter you need a short break and ask him to cover for you.He mutters something slightly offensive about your mother but does as you asked nonetheless.These are the perks of being assistant sub-manager.You get into the bathroom. It's a small bathroom, only 3 stalls. You go into the one furthest from the door.Inside you get your phone and start playing Mildly Annoyed Birds.A couple minutes later you hear footsteps coming into the bathroom. You realize it's two guys.Coming together. It's either a gay couple, or those suits. Or both.What do?>write in
>>36475414>Wonder why Pizza Parlor has coed bathrooms.>Stay quiet and keep hidden.
>>36475414Your first thought is "Why the hell does this place have coed bathrooms"But then you remember the owner's surname ends with Stein. Greedy bastards who can't even invest in bathrooms.As they start to talk you remember to stay quiet. Putting both of your legs up in the toiletseat you hug them tightly.Best hiding spot ever.You hear what they say:"Mr. Modi, we know you're here. It'd be best if you cooperated with us""Yes Mr. Modi. Do not think you can escape us"Shit. They know.You keep silent and then hear them kick down a stall.What to do?>Open door and rull like hell>IMPROVISED WEAPON: FIGHT>Shit, give in. We're fucked
>>36475526>Mr. As the person who originally wrote the application, this was not the intention. And somehow I never noticed. Ah well.>Open door and run like hell.
>>36475571Roll me a d20.Also sorry, I didn't notice the name was feminine.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>36475649
>>36475660...Roll me two more for best of three.I'm a nice guy
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>36475684Hey, can I ask a favor of you?
>>36475660I'll go with this then.------------------------------------------------------------------------You decide it's best to try and get away. Fast.Opening the door you get on your feet and try to run... but your feet gets tangled on toilet paper.Really toilet paper? Fuck this gay earth.You roll out of the stall and into their plain view. The agents just stare at you dumbfounded.What do?>Write in>>36475765>>36475765Sure go ahead.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>36475684
>>36475795This will be counted for this next segment I suppose.>stored an 18
>>36475778"Uh... yeah, I'll just surrender now.""This is a bit embarrassing."
>>36475778If we die, can we play as Zeus?If we live, can our manager and coworkers be Zeus, Hesta, Hephaestus, Hermes, and Apollo?
>>36475851First one, yes.Second one, well I dunno, not what I was going for.But you can still meet them.
>>36475832You stare right a them. One of them chuckles, the big ugly bald one. The other one is a bit shorter, but a lot older, about 50 and with graying hair, this one keeps his shit together."Uh... yeah, I'll just surrender now." "This is a bit embarrassing.""Good move kid" The shorter one says.The big guy, well you'll just call him Sloth considering how ugly he is, helps you up.They both escort you out of the restaurants, to the disapproving look of some employees and and clients.Maybe they think they're feds?You're put in the car's backseat. The suits get in as well, the old one is driving."So we heard you applied for Archon Corp?">What say you?>Also questions for them?
Sorry for the delays.
>>36475952"Yeah. What's it to you? Who are you guys?"
>>36475887Well, nevermind about the second one. It is a bit much.>>36475952>Yeah, but I'm not really sure what I was applying for, so instead of pursuing that I decided to take another job instead.
>>36475952>Yeah, but I though it was just a joke! So I went elsewhere.
>>36476077"Yeah. What's it to you? Who are you guys?"They look at each other before the old one continues."You're pretty ballsy heh? So, what do you know of it?""I'm not really sure what I was applying for, so instead of pursuing that I decided to take another job instead""I see. Well, what do you know of the current happenings on the east coast?""As much as everybody I suppose" You laugh a bit, what does this have to do with anything?"All in it's due time kid, you'll see. Now, you asked who we are." He gives a quick glance at you through the rear view mirror."Well, I'll sum this up for you. We're the Hellions, and we're conscripting you for a very special mission"They... what?>Reaction to this?>Who the fuck are hellions?>Are these fucking demons? Regretting not going for that exam now>Mission? What Mission?
Sorry if this update and the rest sucksthe booze and melancholy are taking a toll
>>36475887>I'm going to ramp up bad decision making to the max out of love for Lord Zeus. Nah, just joshin'. I'm kinda sad I was late for the vote, though.Those four gods would make an unstoppable pizza parlor. Apollo takes people's orders before they even make them and entertains them while they wait, Hephaestus makes the pizzas, Hestia works the ovens, and Hermes does delivery.
>>36476223>Who the fuck are hellions?
>>36476223>Who the fuck are hellions?>Mission? What Mission?
>>36476384>>364763411 secex(?)-girlfriend called me backand Im the drunk one
>>36476223>"Huh, well that's real interesting. Here, what about this: I'll give you the finger, and you'll drop me off at the next red light."
>>36476452>>36476384>>36476341>we broke up because I watched Interstellar without herBitches are crazy and I need another drink
>>36476745Woo! It's been a while since the last drunk QM. That lady also sounds like she doesn't have good judgement to want to break up over something silly as that.
>>36476745Shit, that's terrible. And rather inane.
>>36477016>>36476983really now? thought it was standard fare for us to drink in serviceI'm still listening to her drivel about how everyone hates her and all
>>36476745Just caught up, things are looking interesting.Sorry to hear about your gf
Anyone know which acid better dissolves bodies?Just fucking around obviously.Anybody still around despite the horrible amount of time I had to take to hear all that bullshit?
>>36478430I'm here, for about 30 minutes before I fall unconscious.
>>36478430I am here.Has it turned out... alright? Could be worse?
>>36478447It turned out weirdShe "unbroke" it, so I'm still with her?I'm considering if I should just tell 'er to sod off or see just how deep the rabbit hole goes.>>36478437Coffee shall save ye, brave comrade!
"Hellions? What the hell are hellions?""Consider us the agents of hell. Now, before you frown at us and call us evil bastards, we're not the crazed demons you see every day" The old man breaks it to you he's some kind of demon cultist and now he wants to convince you they're the good guys?"No sir we ain't " Says Sloth.The face of honesty.Well it could be worse, it could've been those funky new age wicca cultists."We work for the true boss down there. Contrary to popular belief he's still working with god, punishing the wicked and basically making hell... well, hell for all the evil folks that get down there"Fascinating. But still insanity."Of course the old Boss' son has been stirring up shit in the east coast, but that's bigger fish for us to worry about.Now about your mission..."" Mission? what is this mission?" What kind of things can these cultists want from you.Is it gangrape again? It's always gangrape. Why do they have an indian fetish? WHY?"We'll infiltrate you into Archon. Gotta get us info on what exactly they are and why they're capturing demons."Mahadeva protect me, it's actually worst than gangrape.>What to say? or do.Mind it you're in a moving car by now.
>>36478598>"Soo.... er... Why me? It's because I'm disposable and know nothing isn't it?"
"Soo.... er... Why me? It's because I'm disposable and know nothing isn't it?"You're a bit suspicious of all this. Demonic claims aside, why exactly do they need - you - specifically?"That's just a bonus, kid." He says, somehow putting a cigar on his mouth without taking either of his hands from the wheel. Bizarre shit, but could be just some trick he pulled to freak you a bit."Thing is, most folks just end up dead or permanently incapacitated after refusing to try for Archon's exam."Great, such a cheery thought. Just what you needed right now."And it's always freak accidents too, things like being impalled by an ice dick or being buried by a pile of dung" Your mind can't even grasp what kind of things were involved with the ice dick thing."You're the lucky one, the one motherfucker who didn't die before we got to him. So yeah, either you help us or you could try your luck some more pray your head doesn't get eaten by armadillos next weekend"This just sucks so much.>Accept?>Any more talking? To the Old Man, or to Sloth?
>>36478743>"And this is it? You're taking me there right now? Am I getting any more information on this or have you filled me in on everything?">"Also, am I getting paid for this? Assuming I somehow live til tomorrow I'm pretty sure your showy apprehension of me will have me fired."
>>36478743>Accept.Life was boring anyhow.
>>36478865Life was a pain but we ARE happily married. We should probably phone her and say we love her or something as well.
>>36478881Are you saying Rasina can't be gay?>Phone her and tell her we love her.Because you're correct, he's too damn religious for that.
>>36478795"And this is it? You're taking me there right now? Am I getting any more information on this or have you filled me in on everything?""Well, this is really all we've got. Or anyone for that matter. There's a reason we're desperate enoughto just grab some guy off the street and put him on a mission.""We assume since they were going to test you either way that you could pass it with your current capabilities.However, you will be supplied with a communication device, so we can aid you with information or advice."A pitch black tentacle comes from the old man's suit and hands you a small necklace."Put it around your neck and ye'll have a way to contact us anytime. Remember, demons don't sleep."A fucking tentacle. You try not to freak out at the sight, and somehow manage to recompose yourself fast enough for them not to notice it."Alright, alright. Hey, also, am I getting paid for this? Assuming I somehow live til tomorrow I'm pretty sure your showy apprehension of me will have me fired."Need to feed the family, and if you're helping demons you need something out of it right?"Of course kid, you'll get a nice payment in your human money. Plus a deal. Yes a demonic deal, no extra charge, just complete the mission and it's yours.""H-hey, can I phone your wife?""Oh? Don't worry Sloth already did, he told her you're going on a business trip to the Silicon valley, that you managed to get a referral to help a bigshot there with some issues"."Didn't you have a more believable lie? And how did he phone her on my behalf?""Demon magic son", Sloth says perfectly mimicking your voice.Freaky."Well, I'm in I guess. Not like I have a choice." And hey, life was pretty boring anyway. Playing demon spy has gotta be fun, no?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>36478937You arrive at the building marked for the selection exams."So what now, do I just barge in, in the middle of the night?""Pretty much. Good luck"And with that the car door opens on it's own. Goddamn demon magic.You leave the car and inspect your surroundings. It's a pretty small building, only about 10 meters tall but very well cared for.The rest of the buildings nearby just look like regular office buildings.There's also a taco bell nearby for some reason.So you>Just open the door and go>Knock>Get outta here>Gotta hit Taco Bell first
>>36478926I read the first line and immediately about to that he's a devout hinduBut then again, Rasina IS a woman's name... Maybe we're actually a lesbian pretending to all to be a man so that we can have our marriage?>>36478977>Knock
>>36478997>I read the first line and immediately about to that he's a devout hinduGood god that was poorly written, '...was immediately about to say...' was what I meant to have in there
>>36478997Well since it was a drunk fuckup on my part I'll fix it the best way I can:Saying his parents were pretty fucking drunk too.
>>36479022>drunk fuckupI had to google the name to check the gender
>>36478977>KnockThis is a terrible idea. But it's at least an idea.
Well, better be polite you suppose. You knock on the door a couple of times.No answer. You try again. Still no answer.The door is made of dark glass so you can't really see what's inside.Let's try knocking once more. Really? Nothing?You put your ear to the door. There's some noise, are you being ignored?>Just go in like a polite chap>Kick down this door!>writeinpocaptcha: jinhum gate
>>36479097>Pray to Ganesha>Just go in like a polite chap
>>36479097>Pray to Kali>Just go in like a polite chap
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>36479141>>36479120I'm gonna need 1d108 from each of you.Best of three.Also:1) Kali2) Ganesha
Rolled 66 (1d108)>>36479169Muh elephant head...
Rolled 41 (1d108)>>36479169Rolling for Kali, Goddess of Destruction and patron of the Thugee.
Rolled 32 (1d108)I'll roll one of these for you folks, so I just need one more.
>>36479237>>36479236>>36479192Aight. Minor blessing of Kali acquiredwritan
>>36479256>We grow an extra arm
>>36479269>only oneNot even adequate, man.
>>36479309Well it's a minor blessing afterall, gotta start somewhere.Besides, now we can fap whilst we do stuff
No better time than now to pray for the goddess. Considering your situation you find it appropriate to ask favour to Kali.After the prayer you feel something different, for a second you felt as if something dark had surrounded you and embraced you, and somehow you seemed changed. Though not physically, just spiritually.Should get moving then, you can reflect about this later. You open the door, and face...nothing.The hall is empty except for an old radio playing even older songs, a few chairs and couple magazines on a tableStill at the end of it you spot a staircase going down and a small sign near it.Maybe that's the way?>Check the room (1d20)>Check the sign>Just go downstairs>>36479330>>36479309 I'm thinking more along the lines of timestop for 1 minute max. Cooldown of a day or twoOr something something battle dance
>>36479401>I'm thinking more along the lines of timestop for 1 minute max. Cooldown of a day or two>Or something something battle danceI don't know enough about Hinduism to comment really, but I was joking about the extra arm.>Check the sign
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>36479401>Check the room and the sign.
>>36479456If you want you can roll a 2d20.I'm still using best of three.
Rolled 1, 17 = 18 (2d20)>>36479463Eh, alright.
>>36479472>1You're lucky you can't critfail this roll.>>36479435I imagined, but it's not that crazy.
It'd be a good idea to check this room thoroughly before moving on.Checking the chairs yields no results, and the magazines seem to be just that.The radio, however, had a little surprise. Behind it, on top of it's table was a small key.What it opens? You do not know, but it'd be a good idea to keep it in hand.Take it?>Yes>NoNow after this whole room-searching ordeal is out of the way you get back on track for the mission.But of course, you've got to read that sign before just going downstairs blindly.'Applicants please ascend and inform your name at the basement balcony'Seems pretty straightforward. Except these stairs go down. Still could be just a typo.>Go down.>Keep looking for something? What?
>>36479533>Take it?>Yes>Go downWell obviously this is demon trickery.
>>36479533Take it?>NoYou don't just go to a job interview and nick their keys>Keep looking for something? What?Peer down the stairs to see if you can make anything out at the bottom
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>36479575>>36479567>1: Yes>2: No
>>36479590>yes.These are bad guys. A) We take their things, they don't notice. No harm no foul.B) We take their things, they notice. They reward us for our duplicity with an immediate promotion.
You considered taking the key for a moment, but then settle on leaving it be.It's poor form to steal things during a job application afterall.Turning back to the stairs you decide to check where they go.Extending your head all you can see is well, more stairs.That wasn't helpful. Maybe it's some kind of trickery or sorcery at work here?Probably not, since, well, why would they right?Either way you decide to head down.A few minutes walking and you see a door. You don't hesitate and open it, coming to face....The same hall as before. Old radio, magazines, chairs, everything.Looking back you see that glass door you first came into the building through.Goddamn, it is actually sorcery. Fucking wizards, demons and all their associates.Though... technically you are one.Well gotta come up with something?>What if we opened the glass door instead>Maybe the key is the key>Something else
>>36479668>These are bad guys.Yeah, according to some demons that kidnapped us. Though betraying them might not be a good idea, pissing off the other side is also daft
>>36479687Did I not say? We gotta get that key man.Captcha: Maharaja rreslowSome day, perhaps. For now we work at Pizza Parlor.
>>36479687Close the door behind you, then open it and head back the back you came.Grab the key this time and see if there's a duplicate copy in the room above if we are led back there
>>36479687Also Inventory:> HP 12C financial calculator> Pizza Parlor uniform> Demon Communicator Necklace> Wedding Ring
You turn around to close the door but realize it closed by itself.This is really freaking you out.After trying to open it a couple of times and realizing it's locked you turn back to the hall.Time to think something up.You go back to the radio and grab the key, maybe you can go to another room and see if there's another?Descending down those stairs all over again, you reach a door, just like last time.You open it and again are faced with the hall. The door closes behind you once more, and you immediatelly go check the radio. No duplicate key. This must be the exact same room then, you guess.Space fuckery, great.>What to do now?>Wanna use the key? How?
>>36479774>Wanna use the key? How?Does it fit the door that locks behind us? Time to find out!
>>36479774>Wanna use the key? How?The lock was our heart all along! We just needed to believe in ourselves to see it!
Maybe the lock was our hear all along and we just needed to be...Crap, you might be going a little insane. That idea was so stupid it could work though, maybe.After pondering the alternatives you settle on just trying to open the door you came from, and to your surprise the key fits perfectly, spins perfectly, and bam!Door unlocked.You're faced with ascending stairs this time, go up?>Yes>hmm Nah>Something else?
>>36479871>Something else?>Ascend but grab the radio first.We got ourselves background music
>>36479871heart.>>36479813And hey, congrats. You took less time than other 2 people faced with the same situation.
>>36479888I've played Antichamber. It changes a man.
>>36479871>YesWell, they did tell us to ascend.
>>36479916When I suggested looking down the stairs it was because I was wondering if they pulled an escher and gravity rotated 90 degrees half way down/up
Ascending it is, asshole sign writing, key hiding space mages.After a short walk up the stairs you're face with a different doo.Grabbing on the handle, you gulp from nervousness, heck you're even starting to sweat.It's time. You open the door quick and see, well, at least it's another room.But there's still no one he..."Welcome Sir! And congratulations on passing the first test."You look around you, but there's no one, where is..."Up here sir" You look up. HOLY GANESHA SAVE US.It's a huge spider, and it seems to be eating a girl! You've gotta do some..."Sir, please calm down" The spider descends from the ceiling. It's not eating the girl, more like the bottom half of the girl is a huge spider."My name is Arachne, we are pleased to have you here at Archon"She extends you her hand.>Shake it>Faint>Shake it and Faint>Something else?>>36479933 I thought of doing that, but then I had an idea to use it later on with something else.
>>36480014>Shake it>Ask her if those legs go all the way up.
>>36480014>Shake it unsteadily>"What manner of creature are you? Sorry if that sounded rude"
You shake her hand, a bit unable to control your shakiness."Do... those legs go all the way up?""I-I'm s-sorry?" The girl flushes "T-they don't... No I mean" She retracts her hand from yours and covers her face."I'm sorry, so sorry. That was unprofessional of me. Please, if you have any more questions ask away" The girl-spider tries to control her reddening face with slow breathing but it doesn't seemto work well."Well uh" You need to recompose yourself too you guess. "What manner of... creature are you?"She scowls"Sorry if that sounded rude I didn't mean to"Her face softens again "Don't worry I'm used to it. I'm just a girl really."She starts walking around on her... eight legs."I just won a bet that is all" She sighs, looking a bit sad at whatever thought she is contemplating."Anything else sir?" >Say something else>No, just let her go back to her things, we'll figure shit out
>>36480134>"Who'd you have to win a bet against to gain spiderlegs?!"
"Who'd you have to win a bet against to gain spiderlegs?!" You're pretty dumbfounded by the mere contemplation of the story behind this."Oh? Athena, that fucking ..." and off she goes muttering words in some strange language.Wait, Athena? Greek mythology is not your forté, but you're pretty sure Athena is a pretty big goddess."Hey, you mean like, Athena the goddess?""More like bitchess"Well shit.>What do now sire?
>>36480230Well since it's just me and anon.Or maybe not even him, I'll close the story for now.When the thread gets back up if there's no QM I'll see if people think the story is worthy of being continued.
>>36480274I am saddened but QMing for one person IS pretty lonely so I understand
>>36480230>"Wait, hang on, Greek mythology is real? But I'm a devout hindu..."
Just a heads up, I did some fiddling with the Kabbalah Character Sheet spreadsheet.There are now two overview pages, one vertically layed out, the other horizontal. On these there are charts that compare all the characters. I personally prefer the horizontal layout since it's more extensible without the charts blocking the numbers. Thoughts?Link to editing the spreadsheet (You don't need to login): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cJqoeFxkMKAfwbeeAR_jTa0bxAMvWaMaUuRmjzxc-Hg/edit?usp=sharingLink to just the chart (non-editable):https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cJqoeFxkMKAfwbeeAR_jTa0bxAMvWaMaUuRmjzxc-Hg/pubchart?oid=1135797712&format=interactiveThe latter allows quick and easy reference and is interactive, allowing you to move over the bars to get the values.
>>36480230>So! Uhhhh... what does Archon even do?
>>36481836Ooh, another player
>>36481851Fair warning, I'm going to vote for stupid options because this guy bores me
>>36481871Well just need the QM to reappear now either way
>>36481072Punch is appropriately statted, I see. So, who's left? Slab, Asscended Krag, Felicia, Bigg, Bubzi/Darla/Ma, Legion, Devon (if that's even necessary), Imouto, Sugar, the succuburger, and I suppose it would be good to stat P-Too as well.
Bumping, gonna work on a continuation to Yumi's Story
>>36483823Alright, since that knob 22 has disappeared on the matter it's free game.
>>36483936I was kinda hopeing Caligula would return as well
>>36483961Understandable, but as least he has an excuse.
>>36483975Oh yeah, that's certainly true
>>36482796I'll get working on Slab and his demon host/the Heavenly Six.
>>36481072So are we going to add their other power levels too?Like ascended Krag, non-angelic Punch, etc.We could use the list of character power levels as a reference for what's to be done too.>>36483961Sorry for not showing up, I ended up passed out on the couch.>>36481871And sorry for making it boring, tried to do something a bit more serious, way less full on nut-case mode than what I normally do.The story is kinda lame so I dunno. I'll be around maybe
>>36484244Well, can't leave it hanging where it is...And we just found a spiderwaifu too. And a facility with wacky physics. It's like watching the into that sets the scene and then stopping because there's not enough action yet....I would quite like to see where it goesAnd yeah, adding in other versions of characters is intended. I've just fallen ill and my head no longer really works.
>>36484244I for one liked it so far.
>>36484286>>36484298Aight, I'll try.
>5/20You charge Juarez with your sword, but he manages to bring up his machine gun just when you get within close-quarters range.RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT!Six bullets embed themselves within your skin exoskeleton. Each of them grow tendrils and start ripping into your exoskeleton, tearing apart mechanisms, dislocating wires, and shearing through circuitry. Your right arm falls to your side, unresponsive to any commands, and your left hand starts malfunctioning, your fingers twitching to the point where they drop your katana down into the sky below.>4/20"Oh ho ho ho, my favorite time of the day!" Juarez chortles as he grabs your whole torso with one hand (wings bending in ways they're not supposed to) that's about as smooth as a gravelly road, scrapes his pinky along your supple buttocks, and throws you to the earth. Midway through the fall, one of your thrusters activate, adding a spin to your descent. You seek to slow yourself using your injured wings, but as soon as Juarez sees what you're doing, he flips a switch on his weapon. He then takes aim, and with a hefty THWUNK, the demon general fires an object at you. "Time to blaze it, Chica!"You try to figure out what that could be reference to, and when the object comes closer into view, you're all to aware of what he meant. This is gonna suc-------------------------KABLAMBAMBOOM!Out of a cloud of smoke and shrapnel, the mangled remains of a cybernetic angel fall to the earth.>Cont.
>>36484347So, wait, is QK doing this or is Caligula doing the demon application?
>>36484357Well he got dibs. I'll try my hand later.
>>36484347>Out of a cloud of smoke and shrapnel, the mangled remains of a cybernetic angel fall to the earth.
>>36484347>suddenly the assgardian berzerkers show up to aid the girl, as part of Krag's mutual debt with her.
>>36484397No way man, this is Yumi's fight. Besides, there is the Mesoamerican Army out there fighting.
El Killero de Questa died again?
Any other QMs about?
>>36484347>MoeEyes.exe needs to close for the following reasons: EXCESSIVE DAMAGE INCURRED, FATAL ERROR IN DRIVE B, INSUFFICIENT POWERThe world is black and empty. Is this the afterlife for angels? Huh, you kinda expected more out of the Christian God. Is this really all he has in store for his angels?>Rebooting...Your first memories start playing in your mind. Yes, you grew up on the streets, your nursemaid letting you feed from her bosom whenever you got hungry, your dad reading you bedtime stories while strangling your mother to death, your mother waking you up because you're late for space colony school, don't forget to sweep the shrine every morning, we've been ninjas for 80 generations, boy, do you love waffles! respect your granddad, she hasn't got much longer to live, onee-chan got killed when she pushed you out of the way of a car, stupid onee-chan!Wait, what's going on? You don't seem to recall a time when you ever had an older sister, yes, it was two younger twin brothers and sisters and your twin sister would always steal nii-nii's attention with her sluttish ways which is why you had to become your sister before she could steal daddy's waffles away from you.Again, what!? Weren't you a prodigy, the only one who could handle a tank by herself at the young age of 15, and heir to the Swishizashi style that was passed down from the Gods themselves. With such prowess, why won't senpai notice you!? Oh, senpai, he's so dreamy, and kind, and charming, and an idiot who's not cool at all! and a hot stud, and your soulmate, and just loves waffles and known him since you were kids surviving the second invasion of the Formers, and that guy who sits in the back who you don't know very well, but he just has this aura about him, you know? It's blue, I can tell because I'm an esper, a talent that's allowed me to become the Queen of Games and save my dog, but it wasn't enough to beat Senpai, that's for certain.
>>36485229 That Chihaya person is trying to talk with Senpai, but it's okay because you're going to flash some cleavage! You don't mind sharing Senpai with anyone else, Senpai is yours and yours alone, after all, it's for Senpai, and if it's for Senpai you can be the best jetfighter pilot in the world! Oh, senpai~! Senpai, senpai, senpai. Mrs. Yumi Senpai! Senpai is your waifu.You/I loves SENPAI, we would die for SENPAI, we must avenge SENPwaffleAI, procure invader KRAGHAMMER's head for SENPAI, SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI waffleSENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPA>File corrupted.CHOOSE ONE:>SENPAI>waffle
>>36485334>waffleHow badly does this derail things? I really like waffles...
>>36485334>SENPAI>Insane yandere murderangel yumiborg now
>>36485368>>36485372You wake up in a meadow, white flowers all around you. There is not a cloud in sight. This is much closer to paradise. Could this be-"This isn't Heaven, Yumi-chan."You turn around, and see an old man sitting at a table. He's eating waffles.You notice a second plate of waffles, as well as a second chair, and instantaneously, you're sitting there with a fork and knife at the ready. You notice that your hands are back to normal, and drop the utensils to rub them against each other. You never noticed how soft your hands are until this moment."Those aren't your hands, either. You lost those, remember?"You did. You can make out a staticky buzzing texture when you rub your hands together. Whoa.The utensils start levitating back up to your hands. You start cutting the waffle into pieces."You cut the waffles so elegantly, Yumi-chan. It's to be expected, of course, you've had years of experience in the field."What is he on about? You can cut waffles just as well as any Japanese citizen."That you can. In fact, compared to any other Japanese citizen, you're rather plain, except when it comes to... certain things."Stop looking at my butt!"Did you forget? I'm sitting across from you."Then how could you have seen it?"We've met before. I can remember when I was working on a dogdroid in my lab, and all of a sudden your ass came crashing through my ceiling. I think I fixed you up pretty good with what I had to work with. A good thing too, there are few asses in this world as good as yours. Damn fine ass!"You almost bring the waffle to your mouth, but instead put it down and thank him for saving your life."Think nothing of it. Actually, do start thinking, though. There's not enough of that in Japan, it's all just engrained data and repetition these days."What did you say to me, you little bi-"That response has been around for over half a decade. Everyone, even those not of 'glorious Nippon,' are familiar with it.">Cont.
>>36485882>3 votes for Sempai>2 votes for wafflesQuestKiller why
>>36485906Presumably because the third SEMPAI vote was too late. I'm guessing he'd already written up a decent chunk of the update
>>36485882 You pick up the fork and point the waffle bit at him. Explain!>>36485474>>36485516>>36485486But do you really want him to explain? You'll miss your chance to confess to SENPAI if keep lingering here."I won't force you to hear my explanation. I'll wait until you're ready.">Keep talking.>SENPAI's waiting, better go.
>>36485935>SENPAI's waiting, better go.Fair enough then
>>36485935Well, thinking about it it's probably better to find out. But then no insane yandere murderangel loliborg.>SENPAI's waiting, better go.
>>36485935>Keep talking.Guys, this is an obvious Red pill/Blue pill situation.
>>36485935>Keep talking.[Desire to know more intensifies]
I've tweaked the character sheets some more. You can now add different quest states for characters to their sheet. See Punch's for an example.Changing the 'Column to pull in' value on the Overview can be used to switch the comparison to other quest states of a character. Again, see Punch as an example, switching between 2 and 4.
>>36486265Thank you based StatAnon.
>>36485882Have you written any quests before?I think you remind me of someone.
Yumi picks up her schoolbag, and shoves the toast in her mouth. "Mmrrpphh mmmm, mmhmmhmmmpph rrhhhff eemmmpaaahhhhuuu! (Sorry, mister! I've got to hurry if I want to meet up with Senpai-kun!)""Hahaha, of course, Yumi-chan. Good luck!"The girl takes off running down the lane of sakura trees. You take note that her butt isn't nearly as good as yours."And here I thought that vanity was unbecoming of an angel?"It was just an observation, having a better butt doesn't make me greater or anything, you're getting it all wrong!"Just kidding. Now, where did we leave off?"It was near the beginning of the 21st century that a program was created. This program was made to ensure that the country would run like clockwork. It was so massive and complex that it needed 1 square mile (573 square kilometers) of servers to run. "One of the workers suggested that in order to save on space they should put all the data in a brain. The brain they used is unimportant, it was just an empty one from a test-tube baby."This program, now a being, had its brain placed within a jar of preservatives, and its nerves hooked up to the power grid, the surveillance systems, the traffic lights, and so on. It even served as an adviser and organizer of many people, those people's actions strengthening the state even further. It was in control of many things, and served the people well."However, after serving the people for a while, this being soon came to the conclusion that humans were imperfect by nature. This being had no concern for nature besides procuring sources of clean water and oxygen, and so set about to rectify the flaws it perceived in humanity. "When a person is old enough, say, when they hit puberty, they have their mind implanted with memories and knowledge that are not their own in order to gain skills that will be useful to the state. If a person ever fails to serve the state, they feel an urge to slice open their belly."I turned that off for you, by the way.">Cont.
>>36487293>If a person ever fails to serve the state, they feel an urge to slice open their belly.It all makes sense now!
>>36487293"People liked the appeal of perfection. There was already a push towards that sort of thing. This controller analyzed the brains of many talented and intelligent people, and copied those traits that were unique to them into other people's brains. "Soon enough, being able to paint a landscape or sculpt the face of a loved one was about as impressive as being able to blink and breathe. People were only given as many memories as needed to perform their tasks, but were all given "emergency" memories in case it was necessary. Having too many memories can overload what a brain is capable of."And so, this being's nation of perfection became a real-life utopia. However... that being still had a human brain. It had analyzed the history of the nation it had come to rule over, and made judgements out of what it thought most logical for the world."The being proclaimed itself "Emperor," shut off its borders, airlines, and trade routes from foreigners, and nuked what was then called the United States of America twice."You feel a flaring sensation in your mind that this man should be put to death. You push it back down for now with some angelic patience. How does one come to know the Emperor's origins?"Simple, I built it, or at least the program it was."Why are you telling me this?"I offer you a choice that should only be made with the information I have shared with you:"You can keep your implanted knowledge, memories, and outlook on life. You will forget this conversation ever took place. Or," the old man stops eating waffles and for the first time, meets your gaze. He looks at you like he would a daughter. "You can wipe away those memories and continue on as Yumi."He gestures to your plate of waffles. They're still warm.>"Will you take a bite?">Bite the FUCK outta that waffle!>Flip the table over, you've had it with this fool
>>36487791>Bite the FUCK outta that waffle!DEATH TO THE EMPEROR
>>36487791>Bite the FUCK outta that waffle!Juarez is small fries compared to Robo-Hirohito.
>>36487934Assvengers, Assemble!Captain Texas (Fel)Bulk (Bigg)Butthor (Krag)Iron Angel (Yumi)Skull Knight (Johnny)Spider-girl and Octop-too (Lisa and P-Too)
>>36487982Bulk is clearly Slab.
>>36487995Except, instead of turning green and huge, he turns glowy and homoerotic.
>>36487995>>36487995>>36488040SureSlab Bulkhead is the Incredible BulkImouto is the White WitchElf Queen is She BulkHamburgia is HamburgirlBigg's probably still demonic now, since he was brought back and possessed. So he must be bigger (heh)So maybe he can be Big(g) Man (giant man)
>>36488144Oh and Punch plays a Nick Fury-esque role.So Let's sum it up and see if it seems good:>Punch Rockgroin wearing an eye-patchPunch Rogroin>Captain TexasFelicia>BulkSlab >ButthorKraghammer>Iron AngelYumi>Skull KnightJohnny>She-BulkSugar>White WitchImouto>Spider GirlLisa>Octop-tooP-2>Big ManBigg>HamburgirlHamburgia
>>36488282Wait, you're drawing it?
>>36488451As I do, yes. Not WELL, mind you...
>>36488510>>36488282I tried to do it too.It looked okayish but I scrapped it because meh
QK dead again?
You bite into the golden pastry. It's pretty good, but it could use some syrup. Blueberry syrup!Just as you think of it, a pitcher of syrup appears before you and pours itself on the rest of the waffle.The syrup and the waffle compliment each other, making the pastry the best you've tasted since... well, there was that churro, but before that, you can't think of any time before in your life when you've had a pastry! This enhances the flavor of the syrup and the texture of the waffle.Tears of joy sprout in the corners of your eyes, and you look up at the man, who gives you an approving nod. You notice that off in the distance, a girl is kissing her senpai for the first time. As you finish your meal, the scene vanishes, and you don't really care, remember, or care to remember what it was you just forgot."Yumi-chan, you've got some syrup on your face."Oh, jeez! This has never happened to me before!"It's fine, you're only human. Just be sure to remember what you learn from now on, okay?" the old man says as he leans over to wipe your face with a slicked thumb. He then wipes it off on a napkin, leaving you blushing.Say, I don't seem to recall what your name is. What is it, may I ask?The old man looks at you and says, "Mori Freeman.">Thank him for the meal and leave>Pour some syrup on your buttI'll stop here. My signal isn't good and real finnicky. My QM plans for future Yumi QMs:Yumi wakes up, and using that 16/20 from earlier, expels the demon bullets, and her wings heal. Her katana also becomes a flaming katana rather than an electric one. She also takes off the tie she's wearing over one her eyes, and gains the Cat Savior ability, able to reroll using the implant's probability mechanisms. It only has 9 charges. Also, she believes in herself.
Me as a QM regardless of the whims of mobile networks: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W02G1ctKZLg
>>36489319>Pour some syrup on your butt
>>36489319>Pour some syrup on your buttLooks like I'll be picking up, then.
So what now?
>>36489531Imma need you all to roll some d20s is what. Best of three.
>>36489531I'm hoping the siblings QM is up next.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>36489576Eh, sure
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>36489576
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>36489576Assvengers, ASSEMBLE!
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>36489664I'm guessing we'll have to do it eventually, dice gods demand it.
Looking back on it, though, on how people voted, maybe I should have turned Yumi into YanderAI. Oh well, she likes waffles now.
>>36489901Oh don't worry, I have that covered...Also, apologies for the long update.
>>36489901Don't worry, she'll just be yandere for Slab now. He has two heads just ripe for the taking...
KABBALAH QUEST - CHAPTER 4 CONTINUED>Pour some syrup on your butt.You turn to leave, but before you do, an odd thought comes to mind. Squirting a bit of syrup onto your rear, you lather it until it is thoroughly shiny and very sticky. The viscous liquid seeps into your frame, and before Mori can shout out you are pulled back into reality, the projection of your subconscious twisting and crackling.For a while, your vision goes black, unable to either see nor feel in the insensate abyss.>REBOOTING...>MEM.exe CONFIGURED>ERROR - FILE EA.233 CORRUPTED>ERROR - FILE EY.531 CORRUPTED>ERROR - FILE TI.005 CORRUPTED>LOADING SENSORY INPUT...>SENSORY INPUT LOADED>DRIVES RESTORING...>WARNING - DRIVES DAMAGED>ERROR - CANNOT CONNECT TO DRIVE F>DRIVES RESTORED>1ea5nGh2k907KLwaf7btT26d....>ONLINE...The sun stings your eyes as you return to consciousness. Shielding your head with a hand, you inspect yourself. Those wings - pretty dovelike mosaic feathers shatter dusty blackcrowlike foulpretty waffles... waf- your wings are torn in places, fractured in others, but still usable. They have taken on a black tone though. Your armor is still solidangellike good SENPAI metal, hard to destroy Nippon steel after all. A few scorch marks from the impact but nothing grimdoveserious.Looking around, the demonhost is... gone? Not very, by Yumirez in the hills! They must be eyegone unvieSENPAIwable, may have to soarrise can parse them.What do actionchoose?>Soarrise what chance parse them>Inspectview our realmetal what can gooddoing>SENPAI
>>36490335>Soarrise what chance parse them>Inspectview our realmetal what can gooddoing
>>36490335I, uh... I think we broke Yumi. Not necessarily as badly as before, or maybe worse?>Soarrise what chance parse them
>>36490335Pouring syrup on our butt was for rimming, you fool! Blast it all!
>>36490335>Soarrise what chance parse themWat
>>36490425But now we get YandereYumi, which I think is worth less rimming.
>>36490443Wrong, there is never enough when it comes to tonguing a girl's ass, especially when it's a fictional girl who only has sugar and rainbows coming out of her rear end.
>Soarrise what chance parse themLess time inspectviewing, weYOU I have to bloodmake those demondovepretty soldiers! Your wings shake, spreading lissomelike and frabbing the air as you soarrisERROR.Parsing high above the canopytreesjung-jungl-jung-waffles, you see the demonhost runlikeswarm fast hillbetween! The army shooteRs bloodmake somesuch tribblish demonspawn at each flank, buERRORt Juarez remains undaunt-don-donatella-do-daunted. Timenow bloodmake that basBAKAtard!>Rolllike somesuch 1d43434343- ERROR>Rolllike somesuch 3d20
Rolled 19, 4, 19 = 42 (3d20)>>36490605Rol goofjdjdh
Rolled 15, 20, 4 = 39 (3d20)>>36490652>2 19sExellentsome anonSEMPAI>>36490605
Rolled 14, 12, 18 = 44 (3d20)>>36490605>>36490672u're no bad ursejehshlf kid
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>36490605>Rolllike somesuch 1d43434343
>>36490714>>36490672>>36490652Is this the blessing of the Insane AI?
>>36490742Tim fir theme. Music http://youtu.be/U1_oRcizmcE
>Rollbecome 19.e3rT6yo3You springfall pereGrine style at the gaijiDEMON chief, hopeprepare what chance you are eyegone unviewable by him.ERRORBy what time nearapproach he's still unreac-ack-ack-acquiesce-active. You happyyell bloodmake warnings as weYOU you bring firebladeCUT into him! >rollbecome 20.e3rT6yo3Cautercut the blade all snicker-snaSENPAIck through his torso midsection waist waste waste waste refuse>FILE SENT TO THE RECYCLE BINand cleansome out the other end! The demonking man howls a sudden cry, turning unhumanlike and faceseeing you with angerglare look. He suddenlike shift-shiv-shifts and growsome into big-style serpentslither with his upper hal.eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeERROR!Lungeattacking you, his teeth bared scarelike, you swing atwards him the firecut in your hands too much time on my hands i've got too much time on my hands and its ticking away at my SANITy-sane?(>continuesuch)
>>36490992What is going onAre we fighting Juarez? Are we singing Styx?
>>36491034No idea. I'm just rolling a d2 for my votes.
>>36491034I can tone it down if needed.Be back shortly, gotta pick up some stuff.
>>36491114I like it so far.
>>36490851Better Version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUSbP2sPFCM
Alright, writingsuch uplike-lik-li-lick.
The serpentslither strikes at meYOU you, teeth bared and tailback streaming liquidichor lick liquor liquor blood from your cautercut.>rollbecome 18.e3rT6yo3The CPU mainerror error CPU ERROR reflexively moves you backtowards as though instinCtive, and Juarez-gaijin baka back black adder addition demondovepeace misses you milesome! You keepcontinue the back move and bring the cautercut straightsome to the Mad-Eye's maddish eye! >rollbecome 19.e3rT6yo3It puncturestabs the Juarez eye I i-YOU you keep pushing it in, slickichor flowing out lissomely as the demondevil screeches. The slithersnake writhes seductivesome and bloodmakes quickly for such high-standinGAIJIN.Deadsome. ee45aP3naE4make make what chance next?What do actionchoose?>Imbibe slickichor so you can slithersnakesome>Soarrise and parse warbattle in the hillbetween.>SENPAI>SENPAI>SENP>SEN>S>ERROR
>>36491956I should note, only the first 3 are valid selections.
>>36491917>Soarrise and parse warbattle in the hillbetween.Mxico; saved frm dmons, savd fom Mexic?
>>36492009O wel le's leavhhg thds placrs fr nohw
>>36491917>Imbibe slickichor so you can slithersnakesomeGot to be slithersakesome.
>>36492087Nt ith maiau wajjsifudu yiorj noto!11@
>>36492087Yumo is too loveydovey angel to be a snake demon tho
>>36491917>Imbibe slickichor so you can slithersnakesomeThe mexicans will go nuts over Quetzal!Yumi.Strike that, what will become of her ass?
>>36492308Nevermind, she's already got that black cat motif.
>Imbibe slickichor so you can slithersnakesome>Soarrise and parse warbattle in the hillbetweenYou sheathe away the cautercut for nowtimes, LOOKparse parsing the deadsome corpsedemon and eyeing the slickichor with an unnatural thirst. You bend over, hands running like rivumerrow merry hi derry ho derry like fish in a vermillion rivercreek through the slickichor. It feels goodsome. Cuppingup the slickichor, you imbibe mirthfulsome and swallow as much as you dareconsider.>INPUT NOT RECOGNIZED>REVERTVER-VERT-VERT-VERT ADAPTIVE Lots leftabout over, can't have such tastelovely slickichor being wasted. You cupup more, sliding it smoothsome all over your armorflesh flesh flesh slickichor flesh flash smile for the camera!You smile widely, enjoying the smoothsome experience before rising once more. No, soarrisinG ERROR and up and up oversome the demoncorpse and parsing the warbattle. Goodsome going, yes? YessSSS39ewjr03rf the shooters bloodmaking many demonkin now, and withbeing Juarez so deadsome as he is, the BigPrimes can't into workout order, things go badsomely on their section. Lookseems your jobWORK WORKING ERROR donehere now.What do actionsay?
>>36491917Changing >>36492308 to >Soarrise and parse warbattle in the hillbetween
>>36492417That's been done now, don't worry. Actionsay now.
>>36492407>Try to find money on the fallen and pay the churro and roof mans from earlier.
>>36492407>Protocol found at Memory Drive Address 0x1CB0H:0x556AH>REBOOT AND REPAIR PROTOCOL ENGAGED>Initializing back-up Memory Drive>Repair Scanner Parameters Set>ASSEMBLING BASE CODETime to fix the system problems and use the back up memory.
>>36492713How unlissomelike.>>36492580>>36492483Writingtype as such.
>>36492746>unlissomelike.No seriously I can't understand a single thing.What the fuck does this even mean
>Try to find money on the fallen and pay the churro and roof mans from earlier.You landescend among the warbattle, most demondevils abscon-con-scon-scones absconding around you, and the armykills samelike. The corpsedevils don't wear muchsome clothes, even armorweapons like steel or such some times! Doesn't take a MoriGenius to parse what there's no money here.>SENPAIIIIYour head snaps up as the thoughtthink thinking thinking... as the notion presents itself. Wings frabbing the air againtimes, you cry out in a warbled, distorted and yet distinct-tinct-tintive noticeably familiar voice."SEMPAIIIII">(Continuegoes)
>>36492992The thoughtthink-thinking think NOTION notion consumes you, fullmakes your whole brainwires and drives you out.Were weYOU you in a more staERRORble mental state of affairs, you mite wonderthink whotowards the SEMPAI is!Whotowards is SEMPAI?>Kraghammer>Slab>Punch>SEMPAI>Writetype in
>>36493072>SEMPAII spot your roadrailed and I evadodgede
>>36493131If there was ever a raIlroad, it was derailexploded the minute that syrupsap went do-dow-down DOWN our ass.
>>36493158road of railroad goes de-de-profound[adjective] than capablecan detect Don't mind me I'm just detecting a subconscious pattern exploit here, just move along
>>36493258Isn't he more of a Sensei?
>Mori FreemanYou thinkrecall, hurty thoughts going through your mind like memories. ArE they mem-memo-memorandum-memories? Are you memorie-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-es? Syrupsap, goodfeeling all on you. Not goodfeeling smoothlike as slickichor, but goodfeeling all the same.Also... Mori FreeSEMPAI the memorynotion interjects unviewable, like it was always therewards.SEMPAI! You have to see SEMPAI! He n-note-notified-notice noticed you and you know he likeloves you too! Just as you likelove Sempai! If Sempai would just tell you like you knowthink he wanERRORts to, you couLd both be soooo happyglad!But... Mori Sempai was a dreamthought! How are weYOU you going to findseek him-him-him-her-her-him him in the reality?
>>36493647>Locate secret lab using our GPS>Head over to NEW EDEN for relief
>>36493647>Locatefind via utilize-ation of P-P-PRE SET HOME Coordinates from b-building phase II
>Locatefind the laboraterritoryYou continue to soarrise, heAded westwards on an unnoticed instinctnotion. The memori-i-i-memorandums memories come back, not sensorylike but ingrained deep in your braERRORinwires. Senpai! >1844 Azami Str, Edori, Japan>Suite 12SENPAIII! Your rocketblasters make fire in the air, and you careen towards the loc-loca-loca-locative location location iscribed into your very construction. The water glibbs shinelike beneath you, not very seductivesmooth like slickichor though. Still prettydovedemon like. Time moves ungraibly grai grai 29eer0T96F around you, and soon without noticeparsing you have comeupon the coast of GLORIOUS NIPPON STEEL. FILTHY GAIJIN GO HO-HO-HOMILYDirected directly in the direction given by your diRectives, you find the building where SENPAI is! M-maybe weYOU you are good enough for SEMPAI now? Are weYOU pretty enough? The slickichor makes us so seductivesmooth, SEMPAI will surely love us!>(Cont.)
>>36494216(Sorry for the long updates)Walls aside like the demondevils absconded around you, your armorskin-skin-ski-SKEIN skin turning the metalstone off it like glibby water. Finalsome the last door goes aside with a lo-loud craSh.>ERROR - AUDITORY INPU-PUT-PUT-PPPPP>ERRORSEMPAI! There he there he he hehe is! He looks so cutesome when he's terrified!"Y-Yumi?! What's happened? What are you doing here?"SEMPAI TALKED TO MEEEOh-oh ohohoh Oh, what do I speechsay?What do you speechsay?
>>36494531>"Please fix, need relief"
>>36494531Wait is it Mori Freeman or Senpai?>P-Please Fixrecover, memory drive damage. System failure, shutdown immineclose
>>36494566Senpai is dead. Love live senpai!
>>36494566>Was it Mori Freeman or Senpai?Yes.
>>36494590How do you know senpai died...For all we know there's another robot hunting us
>>36494612Senpai crashed his custom jetfighter into a subway train.
>>36494612there's chance* fuck me and my brain>>36494641We got thrown a few kilometers away by a butthammer.This is Kabbalah son, you think we work on logic?
>>36494590>>36494641Apparently this is "Sempai". Senpai is dead, but Sempai has replaced him.
>>36494679Mori-sempai will probably make it to where we're not so dependent on senpais tho.
>>36494726Makes sense, suits him.But seriously, people are still surprised something like a guy surviving a jet fighter explosion - could - happen in Kabbalahafter baby jesus dick blessings, austrian yautja fisiculturist, texan bull wrestlers, demon futanaris, loli consentracles, indian guys that don't smell and spidergirlssomething is still deemed "impossible"?
"Pl-please, SEMPAI! Fixneeding! Relieftimes, very unseductivelike! Lissomely failu-u-u-u-re failing, shutdown imminevitable!"WeYOU stagger over to Sempai, slickichor staining his fleshskin. He looks so much more lisseductive like tha- no! Repairneedings! Sempai scrabbles out from beneath you. Why are you runabscondinG SempERROR>ERROR - IMMINENT SYSTEM SHUT DOWN>POWERING DOWN>DISKS OFFLINE...>SHUTTING DOWN...
And this is where I step down for a while. Anyone who wants to pick up Yumi's "reboot" is open to do so.
>>36494941Eh I'd QM, but now I've gotta go to sleep.Good luck folks, try to keep the thread alive. It's already archived by the way.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Kabbalah%20Quest
>>36495003Anyone still here?
>>36492790Lissom: (of a person or their body) thin, supple, and graceful."the kind of outfit that should be left to lissom teenagers"Unlissomelike: presumably just the opposite, so think 'ungracefully'Some Dingus, just catching up and I have to say I loved reading GlitchAIYumi. I thought it was very well done.Then again, I'm a native English speaker so I don't know how unintelligible this is for others
>>36496825I just found it annoying after a while.
>>36496825Thanks anon, I was worried I overdid it.>Then again, I'm a native English speaker so I don't know how unintelligible this is for othersThe effect would probably be the same.
>>36494857You are Mori Freeman, the architect and builder of many forms of Artificial Intelligence. You're also in the prosthetics/orthotics business, having designed multi-limbed androids to handle the surgeries that go on in the back. Not many people come in for replacements anymore, thanks in part to most of them already being perfect, but mostly because of your perfectly reasonable fees. There is a business you do for free though, but that's for another time.One of your patients has just burst into your lab again, heavily damaged like the last time, only with less debris, blood, and organs everywhere. But hey, you got to test out the cleaning capabilities of your dogdroid, which is like a mixture of a robot dog and a roomba, only eight hundred times better.While there isn't as much of a mess in your lab compared to before, the girl has penetrated through several barriers of your secret lab, and she's very oily. After signaling the constructiondroids to start repairing the damage, you have a goferdroid come heft the unconscious girl over to the table.Time to survey the damage. The front of her torso is hanging together by wires and scraps, what little organs were left have been burnt to a crisp. Her forcefield is out of bettery, and the mechanism is busted. The circuitry for her arms is beyond repair. Lots of shrapnel all about, probably should use the more resistant materials as a replacement exoskeleton. What are those things on her back... Are those wings!? Maybe you can do something with those.You take the blood-soaked (scratch that, it's just red) tie off of her head, uncovering her right eye. You pry it open with two fingers, and grin. It's glowing, which means she freed herself. Though it seems more like she stumbled upon it from a forced reboot during combat. Oh well, she still made the decision.Right now, you consider her more organic than most other people despite all the wires and prosthetics.>Cont.
>>36499028Right, time to operate while she's deactivated.What to work on?>Recharge and fix her electrical forcefield>Replace her exoskeleton>Replace her arms>Do something with the wings>Write-in
>>36499073>Replace her exoskeletonSeems like upgrading the strength of the framework is a good place to start. Are we able to perform diagnostics of her software?
>>36499104You set to work on her exoskeleton, the surgeondroids seeming more like mechanics as they strip away the scrapheap that is this girl's chest. Replacement organs more efficient than the organic kind are brought in and installed immediately.You command your goferdroids to bring over that material that's made out of (some sciency bullshit, write-in). This will cost YOU a fortune, seeing as how this girl's AWOL with not a yen to her name. But, this girl seems like she'll be a good investment, and could be extremely helpful in rectifying that mistake you made.Less than ten minutes later, and the girl is featuring a new prototype exoskeleton that can harden both the skin and cushion the insides from external force.A thought occurs to you that, what with her unusual behavior and way of speaking as she entered the lab, the girl's OS may have gone haywire. Let's see if you can do something about that...>Roll 1d100, low is good, best of threeYou can also start procuring the necessary parts for the next operation. Which one do you prepare?>Recharge and fix her electrical forcefield>Replace her arms>Do something with the wings
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>36499290>material that's made out of (some sciency bullshit, write-in)Woven carbon nanotube matrix over a titanium frame>Replace her armsTime to roll low
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>36499407Lower...
>>36499421HAHAHAHAHA, SENPAI HUNGERS
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>36499407>>36499421Lower again... hopefully not ANOTHER 70...
>>36499437Goddamnit.>>36499435Are you SUUUURE you wanted us to roll low and not high...?
>>36499451Ssshhh, just lie back and let SENPAI take care of the rest.Writing~!
You set the androids to work on her arms, one of them coming out with a POP! Given the weapon she was waving around when she entered your lab, she might want something that goes for maneuverability and precision. Well, you've got lots of arms laying around gathering dust, what sort to put on her? (write-in, otherwise it'll be sam-rye arms)You locate the USB 8.0 port on the back of her head, and, laying her head on the side, you stride over to your computer. You boot up her files, and try to see if you can repair her UI some with the (altered) installation pack you used on her last time.You begin the installation, and just over half a minute later, it's complete, the UI safely repaired. Huh, what does this "SENPAI.exe" do? Might be important. Huh, nothing's happening. Looking over the files, you see one labeled "SENPAI.drm." No, you see two files labeled "SENPAI.drm" Four? Eight. Shit!"Senpai..." you hear the girl murmur in her sleep. You're going to have to shut her down before the virus can spread more. You'll think of something to counteract the virus later on. Probably.Well, her arms have been installed. What now?>Recharge and fix her electrical forcefield>Do something with the wings, you might have something laying around>Write-in
>>36499786>sam-rye armsI have no idea what you're referring to alas.>Do something with the wings, you might have something laying around
>>36499851>I have no idea what you're referring to alas.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHD6LmO366s&feature=player_detailpage#t=305 5:05
>>36499895So simply put, arms designed to be used for using a katana?Seems decent. Can we put in some Jensen style blades that slide out in the event she loses her katana too?
>>36499933Or like an EVA knife?
You might be able to do something with transistors, a lightweight frame, and repulsion. While you get to work sketching up blueprints, one of the constructiondroids comes running in waving his arms like a madman."Intruders at the storefront! Secret police!"Shit, how did they figure out where you are, was it the destruction and subsequent construction? Or was it...Turning to your computer, you see the icon for SENPAI.exe flashing on and off again, a gaudy blue rose with falling petals that takes up the whole screen. Senpai's a fuckin' snitch, that's what he is.What do?>Keep working on the wings>Ready the backup drive>Organize the defenses
>>36500145What's the backup drive for? Yumi's being?
>>36500187Alright, I'll probably have to go with>Organize the defensesWith a bit of luck we can resume the rebuilding in peace soon enough.
>>36500201Okay, since you're probably the only one here, roll me 3d100
Rolled 99, 74, 7 = 180 (3d100)>>36500216Here goes something
>>36500218>99Thank god for that. At least I can consistently roll high.
>>36500230You really lucked out with that 7! Writing.
>>36500235Ohdang, we're still trying to roll low? Thank the gods for that 7 then. Would a 100 be a critfail?
>>36500246A 100 would be all the robutts exploding.You have the gofers start piling up objects that can be used as barricades, and set the constructers to work reinforcing those barricades. The surgeons brandish the buzzsaws, pliers, shears, and scalpels held in their multiple limbs, and they speed off towards the upper levels, charging up their eye beams already.Restarting your computer, you open up the surveillance camera footage. The police are already on the second level, having cleared the first, your public lab where you do somewhat public operations, really just tune-ups. You're currently on the fourth.You have:>4 surgeon generals (can repair robots and fight well)>12 constucters (can repair robots and fortify, and fight)>26 gofers (mostly useless, little combat skill, meatshields)>1 secret weapon (you wouldn't use this on your worst enemy, actually you would, you would even use it on these guys, but maybe it can wait for later, you can't turn it off easily)>Send some up to the second level to engage the enemy in direct combat and hold position>Have some lie in wait to ambush the police on the third level>Keep some around to protect you
>>36500411>Send a few gofers, maybe 3, to the second level to distract the police briefly.>Have the rest of the robots start entrenching in the fourth level provided there's space and nothing too critical to protect on the third levelWe have the home advantage and we're going to stick with it.
>>36500411'kay, roll 2d100, average of 3
Rolled 64, 78, 66 = 208 (3d100)>>36500504Assuming you meant 3d100?
>>36500452>nothing too critical to protect on the third levelWait, there are some spare parts that are usable.
>>36500510No, I meant 2d100, one for the distraction, and one for the entrenching.
Rolled 66, 57, 18 = 141 (3d100)>>36500510That's consistent but we're aiming low still right?PANIC>>36500517Well in that case, depends on how quickly the police are advancing then. If it looks like we could get set up on the third level in time then that's a better option.>>36500530So six rolls total then?
>>36500546No, dice+2d100, rolled 3 times
Rolled 53, 26 = 79 (2d100)>>36500576Ah, okay. Rolling time.
Rolled 58, 50 = 108 (2d100)>>36500589And another...
Rolled 37, 57 = 94 (2d100)>>36500600And final one.
>>36500589>>36500600>>36500613>49, 44You do okay, but it's more like eh? Writing!
You send the three gofers that have broken the most things over the years up to the second level to serve as a distraction. Everyone waves goodbye to 14-RRY, Cu-R1Y, and M03 as they ascend the stairs to what is probably their demise.You decide to fortify the third level while the police are being occupied with the numbnut trio, and the construcers set about making a pretty good defense, but it's not enough yet.The police are entertained by the gofers you sent up for a little while, but soon enough, they get fed up with them and shoot one of them into pieces. The remaining two run off to your kitchen and bolt the door.>Keep up with the organizing>Prepare the backup drive>Grab some parts for the wings real quick
>>36500765>Keep up with the organizingLet's finish setting the defenses up to maximise the time we have to work with
>>36500765>Prepare the backup drive
>>36500781You set your gofers to work helping the constructors set up the defenses, which are starting to look pretty good. There are currently 2 auto-turrets set up pointing at the entrance of the level.You then get out the nodes, and attach them to your forehead. Once again, you take the USB cable, and attach it to the girl's skull. Back on the computer, you plug in the nodes, and press "Copy" on "My Mind.txt" and paste it in "YUMI DRIVE (E:)"You calm yourself into a zen-like status, and think about your life, your work, your love. Your greatest failure....should be copied now.You look to see how the defenses are doing, only to see that the police have blown the door to Level 3 with some C4, which you must have missed. Your androids have started firing/throwing whatever weapons they possess, the police officers dying one by one as they enter the room. Then, a grenade cascades down the steps and obscures the vision receptors of your androids. Well, they're obviously going to use that to storm in like the troopers they are.>Have the gofers bring you parts for the wings>Keep up with the organizing>Turn the thing on
>>36496825Depends on the word, I just never heard or read "lissom" anywhere.
>>36500934>Have the gofers bring you parts for the wings>>36500935It's a pretty uncommonly used word
>>36500934>Keep up with the organizing
Actually yeah, switching >>36500951 to >>36500958No point stopping the defense now
>>36500974Hahaha, what point is there in defending a position when you've already escaped unless you still had business to take care of? Very well, defending some more it is.Roll 2d100-25, best of three.
>>36501013No wait, wait, wait, +25
Rolled 45, 76 + 25 = 146 (2d100 + 25)>>36501013What, so are most of the facilities actually abandonable? Is the complex stuff the surgeon bots?If we don't intend to keep our base, why didn't we just set off the superweapon from the start?
Rolled 1, 83 + 25 = 109 (2d100 + 25)>>36501044Welp the other guy's disappeared it seems so I'll roll the next two goes
>>36500934>Have the gofers bring you parts for the wings
Rolled 43, 61 + 25 = 129 (2d100 + 25)>>36501118Ooh, crit success!
>>36501044>>36501013Agreed, that wasn't clear. Just send whatever is unnecessary to guard the facility and make sure the girl is ready.We still got to replace the exoskeleton, fix her wings and give her the mental fix, right?
>>36501134We did the exoskeleton, borked the first attempt at mental fix (which incidentally seems to have summoned the police), replaced the arms and were working on the wings.If we had time I was planning to see if we can upgrade hers legs into digitigrade ones, make her run faster and absorb shock from falls easier
>>36501151Something akin to this
>>36501151We replaced the organs, not?
>>36501181Yup, that occurred first before we got the choices, so it slipped my mind.
>>36501194We should quickly make a Kouhai.exe and upload it to herA Senpai hunter with help from our uploaded mind.
>>36501118Crit success! +1 actionYou're a doctor, in the end. It's your duty to help someone, especially someone who you've placed your faith in. Over the computer, you command ten of the gofers to go bother the police coming down the stairs under the cover of smoke. You then order two of the surgeons and some gofers to bring you the necessary parts for your designs. When they come down with the parts, you set to work.>>36501129However, it's gonna be about five minutes before the robots will have anything functional.All of a sudden, you hear a banging sound coming from the meal elevator. You open the hatch up to see 14-RRY and Cu-R1Y toppled over on each other, both carrying a pristine plate of waffles. Those two idiots saw that it was time for your last meal.>Keep up with the organizing>It's been a while since you've helped build (Roll 1d100, best of three)>Begin the countdown
>>36501168Where's the butt and doveyness? That's more machine than angel.
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>36501233>It's been a while since you've helped build (Roll 1d100, best of three)>>36501236The torso was meant to be organic with a semblance of exoskeleton, butt is viewable from behind. That said, what with how most her organs have been replaced I'm not sure how much of the torso really remains organic anyway.As for wings, I thought they manifested as glowing metal things rather than standard flesh and feather things but I might be wrong, can't remember.>more machine than angelYeah, well, she is to be honest isn't she?
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>36501233>It's been a while since you've helped build (Roll 1d100, best of three)>Begin the countdownGive her a little upgrade on the cloaking mode to allow her to look more "skin"ny.That is, not so cybernetic
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>36501284>>36501233>ways to fail a roll
>>36501259>As for wings, I thought they manifested as glowing metal things rather than standard flesh and feather things but I might be wrong, can't remember.Fuck, does she? Well shit. Oh well, we're thinking with transistors now.
>>36501296Well yeah, that's how I had wrote it.Didn't even realize anyone remembered so I didn't want to point it out, but anon did sooo...Yeah it was mecha wings.Like these blaz blue ones.
>>36501296>>36501310At the rate that Yumi gets beat up and repaired she's eventually just gonna be a robot with a face...
>>36501259>>36501263>>36501295Use a reroll? It's your last one.>Roll 1d100-9
>>36501330woops. Yeah, start rolling, you know, if you'd like.
Rolled 47 + 9 (1d100 + 9)>>36501330Why are we re-rolling?Is that 45 not adequate?
Rolled 84 + 9 (1d100 + 9)>>36501327>>36501330Sure.And mate, it's just a matter of rebuilding her humanlike.Maybe we should add in a software option that allows her to "dismount" the extra bits like wings.Actually, maybe even add in a skin mesh so she can look human when she's out of her "combat attachments"
>>36501345I'm doing it in thirds. You don't have to reroll.
Rolled 61 + 9 (1d100 + 9)>>36501330So if we roll better do we keep the new one or do we keep the old one?also so far the best is 42
>>36501327You think she still has her original face?
>>36501345>>36501353>>36501367Eh, the reroll was useless, but hey, might as well use it. Writing!
>>36501353Well just modularise her limbs for starters and give a bunch of alternatives.>>36501369I was under the impression her head was largely intact, simply infused with cybernetic brain and fancy helmet
>>36501379Hey 42 is 3 lower than 45.So we're - slightly - better off.>>36501382Precisely.First of all she already has the cloak alternative. But if we give her a skin mesh on top of the armour (make it soft and sensitive), modularise the weaponry and wings and (I'm just guessing here) since she already has functioning organs for digestion, sex, etc...well she can be a pretty "normal" human when she's not being a robot.
>>36501415>Hey 42 is 3 lower than 45.I still don't know where you got that 42 from, you thinking of the 47?>functioning organs for digestion, sex, etc...I wonder if she actually does still have digestive organs. They'd be some of the more obvious ones to lose entirely when going mostly robot and "what little organs were left have been burnt to a crisp". May as well use the space for a power source or something.That said, if her entire digestive system had been nixed... what happens to her capacity for buttsmex? Maybe she retains the end of the digestive tract, sealed at one end.
Placing the plate of waffles on a table for now, you step over to your computer, and activate the self-destruct sequence, setting the timer to 10 minutes.>"Quiet or Loud?"Once that's taken care of, you step over to help the surgeondroids work. They hesitate when they see you working, but continue on as always. Well, it certainly has been a while since you've done this, and you keep making mistakes, but overall you're decent at helping. You activate your eye implant to see another future where you stop making as many mistakes and act accordingly, but in the end you only make one less mistake than you would have without seeing the many probable futures. Your eye implant loses battery, and half the world goes dark.You shave about a minute and a half off of the work. You set the robots on adding mini thrusters and transistors to each of the wings to deflect projectiles and increase maneuverability, while making the thrusters wireless. With that done, there are around 6 minutes and 30 seconds left until the place explodes.>Wake Yumi up, your mind should have taken care of SENPAI.exe by now>Look to see how the defenses are doing>Electric forcefield
>>36501480>I still don't know where you got that 42 from, you thinking of the 47?Yup, I went full dyslexia and made it 49-7I meant 38, lold.>>36501480 They'd be some of the more obvious ones to lose entirely No, not really. But I'm guessing it from the fact she ate tacos and all.If you build a cyborg that'll be mostly still human you build it to mimick human functions.So, are you up for the human-like thing so she doesn't have to be full on freakshow?
>>36501480Don't worry, she still has intestines, they're just better intestines now.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>36501511>Electric forcefieldGive this one to the robots>Put our mind inside a repair bot to give to yumi in case we don't make it. Thus the repair bot can give her upgrades and shit.>Upload a couple directives for module detachment in her >Set her cloaking device to cover her cybernetics with "skin"
>>36501511>Electric forcefieldLet's fully reactivate her hardware before we switch her back on
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>36501531Give this one task*, specificallyFuck
>>36501532>>36501531>"Quiet or Loud?"
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>36501545The Countdown?Loud
>>36501514>So, are you up for the human-like thing so she doesn't have to be full on freakshow?Sure, I like my cyborgirls either way.>>36501545>QuietNo point raising further alarm if we're trying to survive this mess.
>>36501565>>36501545Alright quiet too then.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>36501601Allahu Ackbar
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>36501601Inb4 we finally roll low
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>36501619>>36501618>>36501605>mfwFuck this shit, now we roll low?
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>36501631>>36501619>>36501618No more need to roll then?
You order one of the surgeondroids out into the fray to keep those police away longer. The second you keep with you for a quick reprogramming. Its primary directive is to serve and protect the girl now, and more importantly to give her UPGRADES>What was its model number again?Looking over the angel lying on top of the operating table, you feel as though she's missing something. Well, her wings are black, and she was wearing that pink outfit the last time she came crashing in here, so you give her a pink and black color scheme. To top things off, you give her a helmet with pointed audio receptors at the sides of her head.>Flip Yumi's switch>Time to "surrender" (get the nodes ready)>Eat waffles
>>36501725>What was its model number again?591-DER>Eat wafflesInb4 the gofer bots drugged them in revenge for sending them as distractions.
>>36501725>What was its model number again?B4-RRY >Flip Yumi's switch>ESCAPE
>>36501761>5P1-D3RApparently I can't type 1337 anymore
>>36501725Oh yeah, 5 minutes left on countdown.
>>36501725>get the nodes readyWhat are these nodes that you speak of?
>>36501808You connect them from your computer to your head. They do things with electrical signals in the brain.
>>36500765>14-RRY, Cu-R1Y, and M03Oh, a wise guy eh?
>>36501824M03 was too m03 for this world.
>>36501817Are you willing to divulge specifics of those choice or do we just assume what it actually does?(eg. are we duplicating our consciousness so that we can continue our work whilst our progenitor consciousness goes to prison, or are we fixing our mind to deal with potential memory dicking by the state, etc)
>>36501845>>36501824actually fuck me i need to lay off the booze and go watch three stooges
>>36501856It's a brainwipe, essentially you kill yourself if you do that. Can't let the Emperor get his paws on your knowledge.
>>36501872Oshit, well sod that, we're escaping this place somehow.
>>36501725>What was its model number again?SH-3MP>Flip Yumi's switch>Time to "surrender" (get the nodes ready)
>>36501880Get Yumi to clean up some of the invaders and then weFLY OFF TO THE LAND OF THE FREETEXAS and so the Assvengers Initiative begins
>>36501880Okay, keep in mind that this character's an old man who's already copied his mind into another character's eyeball.
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>36501891>>36501891We have a winrar
>>36501899Still too valuable and good to die.
>>36501899Yeah, well old men are still a lot more capable of things than an eyeball is and at the very least I don't see the harm in having both. We can strap a bomb to our chest if we're worried about being nabbed mid-escape.Depending on how the police will go about trying to apprehend us we might need to make it keep ticking down with a button we press to delay it, that way if we're stunned and caught it'll detonate.
>>36501899I'm going to have to change my vote to >>36501891
SH-3MP salutes you, and you power on the table girl.The girl wakes up immediately, and shouts, "WHERE AM I? WHO AM I!? WHO ARE- oh wait, you're Mori Freeman."The girl goes to scratch her head in embarrassment before realizing that there's a helmet on top of it. She takes it off, examines it, and then hops up and starts feeling up her body, liking how smooth yet firm her exoskeleton his. She drags them across her chest, and a slight frown appears on her face, but it's gone the next moment when she grins at you and bows her head."Thank you for saving me, Mori-sensei!""Not senpai?""Uh, you're kinda old to be a senpai, Mori-sensei. Besides, I had a senpai, but I didn't really get along with him. He was one of those "too cool for school, emotionally distant" kinds of people."Hm. Well, time to get the nodes ready and make a big enough distraction for SH-3MP and Yumi to make their way out of here.You hook up the nodes to a car battery, and heft that up. You start making your way to the stairs, when all of a sudden, Yumi asks you out of the blue, "Mori-sensei, I had a dream about you...">Write-in
DnK dead, then? I'll be able to host in 3 hours, with a new thread likely.
>>36502096Ignore me.>>36502089>"Tell me about it." Keep working, of course.
>>36502089>tfw Yandere Yumi is normal againIt's... for the best.
>>36502114"Oh? Tell me about it." You try carrying the car battery up the stairs, but think better of it, instead beckoning 14-RRY and Cu-R1Y over to carry it for you."In that dream, you told me about the truth behind Japan, and gave me a choice that would determine my future. You also helped me find the real me. Also, there was waffles, which are really quite delicious... Oh! there are some over there! As well as ssssyyrrrr....." she eyes the bottle with a strange hunger, blushes, and looks toward the ground, face beet red.>"Well if it's uncomfortable to talk about, you don't need to talk about it. You saw what you needed to see, and heard what you needed to hear in order to make a decision.">"You want some syrup?"
>>36502185>"You want some syrup?"
3 minutes and 30 seconds left on the countdown by the way.
>>36502198You fool! Your yandere fetish will doom us all!>>36502185...>"You want some syrup?"
>>36502185>"You want some syrup?"Huehuehue
You quirk an eyebrow, and ask her, "You want some syrup? Don't worry, you've got a working digestive system. You're basically just like a human, but better, and with... angel wings.""N-no... it's not like that. I don't want it in my mouth.""Ah, you don't like syrup, then?" your hopes for the future were dampened a little."No, I do! I really do. It's just that I want it somewhere else!" she states with her fists clenched while she looks up at a star...."Pardon?" you ask the cybernetic young girl.Yumi gets down on all fours and prostrates herself before you. "Please, Mori-sensei! Pour syrup on my butt and eeeat meeeeee!>Y'know, you've still got time to implant your mind in another robot, and you might even be able to get out of here alive?>FUCK IT, LAST MEAL!
>>36502282>FUCK IT, LAST MEAL!It's what Yumi would want. And at least we can die happy.
>>36502282>FUCK IT, LAST MEAL!You know you planned this from the start.
>>36502315Sorry, those two choices are a bit rail-roady into either oral or being a dick.>Politely decline and follow through with your original plan>LAST MEAL TIIIIIIIIIMMME!
>>36502388>LAST MEAL TIIIIIIIIIMMME!Oh, I'm not complaining. It is a good railroad.
>>36502282Well, I'm outnumbered but>Y'know, you've still got time to implant your mind in another robot, and you might even be able to get out of here alive?
>>36502412Just returned from shopping and seconding this. The great thing about being a genius is that we can give that robot we now inhabit a fantastic tongue after we escape and give all the syrupy licks we want.It's, like, the best of BOTH worlds
>>36502282>FUCK IT, LAST MEAL
"Yumi, get up off the floor," you say.She looks up at you with worry on her face, but does as you ask, raising herself to where she's on her own(?) two feet again. She backs up against the operating table, and stammers, "I'm sorry, please forgive me, I know it is a bit sudden, and I shouldn't have done tha-"You place a hand on her shoulder to quiet her, and say, "Turn around and bend over."She looks like she's about to cry, but that turns around and she looks like you've just given her two dogdroids for Christmas, her face lighting up like the sun. Yumi gives you a quick peck on the cheek, and does as you ask, raising her butt up and wiggling it around. You pick up the syrup from the table, and uncap it.>Read this in Mori Freeman's voiceYou hold the bottle over Yumi's bodacious bottom, and ever so slightly tilt it downwards. Golden (or red or blue or whatever color's your favorite) liquid pours down from the bottle, seeming as though it's an analogy for the eternity of life in some syrup god's dimension, when suddenly it collides with the plush surface, the ass's owner letting out a soft mewl as the syrup starts puddling onto and out over her big-ass bottom. It seeps from the cheek into the valley of her derriere, trickling down at first, looming ever onwards toward her cute shit-hole. The river of syrup soon came into contact with, and then went onto envelop the slightly puffy butthole, making it one and a half times as appetizing. It then travels down towards her pussy, the lips slightly parted and showing signs of moisture. The syrup trail seems as though it's about to reach its final destination, but your finger arrives just in time to catch the glob just before it can fall towards the earth.It tastes sweeter than regular syrup for some reason, though that's impossible but for some reason you feel as though it does.>Cont.
>>36502606>Read this in Mori Freeman's voice.Stop, I can only get so aroused.
>>36502907Any minute now...
>>36502606Poking her butt where most of the syrup poured onto, you begin to smear it across her supple cheek, leaving it positively glistening as you proceed to do the same to the other. Soon enough, her ass looks like it was forged from bronze.With a sight as enticing as that, you cannot help but dig in, dragging your tongue across her right cheek, swirling it around, and doing the same to the left cheek next because you live in Japan. After licking a good portion of her rump, you plant your lips on the right cheek and start sucking it like it was a nipple. Yumi squirms beneath you as you do so. Drawing your head back up, you let go out her ass with an audible pop, the flesh jiggling with a newly formed hickey on it. Pink is a good color for her, you think as you bring your hand up. You bring it back down at 3425 kmph, sending the right side of her bottom jiggling as well, though because of the syrup, the ass seems to cling to your hand, as if it doesn't want to let you go!
>>36502923Yumi lets out a yelp at the contact, and her mechanical wings start fluttering, proving to be a safety hazard if you lean any more forward. When you think you've gone too far, she looks over her shoulder at you and says, "Um, don't stop, but gentler please?""I can't help it when you have such a slutty ass, baby girl," you whisper into Yumi's ear while maneuvering in between her wings. She nuzzles into you, and you nibble on her ear some. "And slutty asses like this one," you say as you pull back and raise your hand again, "deserve to get spanked!"You bring your hand down at a respectable 567 kmph, spanking the left cheek where you left your hickey. Yumi's fear of getting slapped as hard as you did before has made her clench up, and let out another yelp, this time out of surprise.You notice that her butthole winks at you a little when she clenches up.>Cont.
Btw the guys, we're gonna need a new thread soon. Don't forget to add a link to the archives.suptg: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Kabbalah%20Questmoe: https://archive.moe/tg/search/subject/Kabbalah%20Quest/order/asc/Might wanna put the character sheet link in the OP too
>>36503061>Might wanna put the character sheet link in the OP tooDefinitely should.Shit, character sheets? Are we a regular quest now or what?
>>36503072I guess so, though most quests I've seen tend to stick with more complex character sheets but leave them in pastebins. Kabbalah Quest is contrary as always.Copy and paste from above so whoever starts the next thread doesn't have to hunt for the links:Link to editing the spreadsheet (You don't need to login): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cJqoeFxkMKAfwbeeAR_jTa0bxAMvWaMaUuRmjzxc-Hg/edit?usp=sharingLink to just the chart (non-editable):https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cJqoeFxkMKAfwbeeAR_jTa0bxAMvWaMaUuRmjzxc-Hg/pubchart?oid=1135797712&format=interactive
>>36503061I'd start a new thread, but I'm not DnK so I don't know where to go with the assplay.
>>36503051"Hey, baby girl?" you say as you stroke her fine ass."Yes, Mori-sensei...?" she says, wiggling her butt at you, seeming to want you to continue your treatment."Who's your daddy?" you ask as you bring your face close enough to where your breath starts tickling her reddened skin."W-well, I don't remember," she admits while looking over at the wall in thought."Ohhh, you don't have a daddy?" you ask as you lift her chin up with your thumb. She stares at you with the eyes of a sad kitten. "Well I'll be your daddy then.""Wha-?" she starts when you steal a kiss from her, interrupting her line of inquiry. You nibble on her bottom lip some, and dart your tongue in when you sense an opening. She hesitates, but soon enough, she meets you and begins the dance, not a battle for dominance, but a teacher teaching his student, only it's a sexy version of that, like a dance instructor teaching his hot student how to dance.You pull back again, and lower yourself to the cheek you wounded so badly. You repeat the question, "Who's your daddy?"Yumi mumbles something you can't make out. Bad little girl. You spank the left cheek again, reddening it some more. She makes a gleeful squeak, and starts to pant."Who's your daddy, baby girl?" you ask as you lovingly brush your hands against her pink ass, groping and kneading occasionally.Yumi turns around with her tongue sticking out a little bit and says between pants, "You are!""Oh?" you grunt."I said that you're my daddy, Sensei!""Hmmm, that's good Yumi-chan. Well, since I'm your daddy, it's my job to find whatever's ailing you, and kiss it better," you say with no small amount of smugness as you kiss her right cheek, hoping that a blister doesn't disturb the perfection that is your baby girl's ass. Yumi mewls out like a cat bathing in sunlight.>Cont.
>>36503251Well there's still 12 threads before this one's at the end of the board, may as well finish this scene off first before making the next thread.
>>36503267>The self-destruct timer hits zero
>>36503278Worth it.>>36503269Probably, this guy really likes asses.I do too.
>>36503278We've got time.
>>36503284LikewiseBut I still think we should have become robo-daddy and got down to this after we got to UST
>>36503305The danger makes it all the more exciting, anon. Besides, robo-dad isn't very sexy.
>>36503315>Besides, robo-dad isn't very sexy.And an old man IS?If it is to you I respect your opinion.
>>36503318Not really, but flesh > metal. Although synthetic skin works fine.Maybe now Mori-sensei can become the little girl he always wanted to be.
>>36503341>flesh > metallaughingcyberneticimplants.pngMy suggestion was to escape and upgrade the robo-body we made off in, starting with a delicious tongue
>>36503357>preferring aberrant metal to the natural beauty of the skin.disappointedgreenmage.jpeg>delicious tongue>not the finest robopenis ever crafted.
>>36503369>implying they can't be both at once
>>36503379>phallus tongueI'm sure I've read something about that before.
>>36503293Looks like I'll have to try my hand at a diversion in the new thread until DnK can return.
>>36503492He's probably still writing, but what did you have in mind?
>>36503504Picking up Fel and Bigg, since Fel is the demons, Darla has yet to be cured, we *technically* haven't used Baby Jesus' blessing yet, and Bigg has just regained vitality.
>>36503267Well, you said it yourself: you have to find whatever's ailing her, and kiss it better. Leaving a trail of gentle kisses along her right cheek, you soon reach her syrupy crack, and is that sweat you smell? How cute, she's nervous! You give the sweaty, sticky valley some gentle licks, moving your tongue upward while slowly descending your head. Then, you're on your knees, and Yumi's asshole lies before you, as pink and delicate as a sakura blossom.You smell her arousal down below. In fact, you can even hear the occasional drip. Then, you feel it: for the first time in years, you're hard.You laugh long and loud, and Yumi turns around to look at you with a raised eyebrow. You give her a kiss, and she lets out a squeak. Is she a cat, or a mouse? Which is it? Ha, it clenched up again. No matter, first you'll suck on it..."Aaaahhh!"You'll just have to nibble a little bit..."Ehhh!?"Now poke at it with some saliva..."Eeee!"Start massaging the area around it..."Oooohh~"And now, plunge though!"Uuuuuuuu! It'sh... shooo weeeiirddd!"Dang and you were wondering if you could get up to "Y.""Baby, why does your ass taste so sweet?" you ask while tonguing her asshole like a dog drinking water."I uh, had a churro this morning," she says, able to understand you because of her universal dubber that the Emperor implants in all teenagers these days."Ah, so I'm tasting your shit right now?""What!? Noooo! Angels don't shit! They just eat sweet things and get sweeter! You're such a stupid daddy, Sensei!""Ha, that proves it! You ARE an angel! There's no denying it now.""Whaaaaa?" she responds, unable to form a coherent response. You'll have to upgrade her cognitive abilities one day, that's right, you're going to guide her every step of the way on the journey to defeat the Emperor.By the gods, her ass is delicious!>Cont.
>>36503525But... do they WANT to be cured?! Fel hasn't even flown yet! 'Sides, she seems to retain her mind, free from influence...
>>36503544Fel's been fighting demons, her brother was killed by one! 'course she wouldn't want to be one.Besides, I don't want her to be.But then I'm a dandy who wants everyone to be good-aligned.>>36503536Ah, there they are.
>>36503572What's your thoughts on P-Too out of curiosity? I've been trying to push the not-all-demons are evil theme
>>36503592I like P-Too and the 'good' demons higher up in this thread, even though demons are usually the quintessential evil race a world like the Kabbalaverse means there's a lot more room for change.
>>36503608So, is it unthinkable that Felicimon isn't an evil demon too?
>>36503630Sure, she's clearly not evil. But if you'd spent the past day or so surrounded by ravenous hordes of hellspawn trying to kill you, you'd probably have an aversion to the idea of becoming one.
>>36503640That's true, but I'd also imagine she has the self-confidence to not be too bothered about it, especially when there's a bitching pair of wings to try out.
>>36503662>>36503640Yes, the demons are the issue. Continue remaining distracted while you debate this pressing matter.
>>36503536"Daddy, soon I'm gonna!" Yumi moans."Gonna what?" you say, though you know damn well what."Gonna come soon! I need you, lower...!"Well, when a woman asks you to do something, you'd best do it! Though, not all the time...Your tongue leaves her slick pucker, and you reach down with your hand to palm Yumi's pussy, which is practically gushing. It just needs a little more.You poke your head up to say to her, "And here I thought I had gotten all the syrup, when you were hiding some from me!""Oh, daddy, don't tease me!" she wails."Alright, alright, sorry baby!" you say with a arrogant grin on your face.Face in pussy-eating position once more, you stop to take in the scent. It reminds you of a field in the middle of a thunderstorm.Taking Yumi's hips in both hands, you pull her down onto her face, your tongue hitting a bump, and-"HHYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH~!"Hey cry rings thought the lab, maybe even carrying up to the other levels.>Cont.
>>36503688TIME FOREVACUATION "Yumi, SH-3MP, let's get outta here!"
>>36503680Archon? DUN DUN DUUUN!>>36503688The fact all this is taking only 3 mins now has me imagining it happening fastforwarded like, squiggly high pitched voices and sharp movements
>>36503725He means the communists. You don't have to worry about Archon, not at all!
>>36503725Contrarily, time has slowed down around the pair due to the intense passion and pure love known only between a perverted old man and the underage robot wife he constructed.
>>36503735>tfw Archon is the communists>tfw Archon has stolen my face.
>>36503739Otherwise known as PLITD - Pure Love Induced Time Dilation.This effect can be utilised by implanting fixed subcircuits in the neural pathways that activate when incoming attacks are detected. These stimulate pre-constructed intense memories of acts of Pure Love which stimulate the host and trigger the PLITD effect, rendering them capable of superhuman feats of agility.
New thread time? At least the sex bits are over so we don't have them blatant on the front page.Who am I kidding there is far worse on the board already.
>>36503902They're over? I figured it was about time for him to j-j-jam it in.
>>36503688You manage to swallow a lot of her juices, though some overflow and seep down your chin. Not quite as delicious as syrup, but certainly good on its own merits.Yumi's legs give out, but before she can fall, you sweep her up in your arms and hug her to your chest, her wings cancelling any weight the implanted enhancements give her."Baby, can you do something for me?"Yumi kisses you on the nose, and asks, "What?"You sit her down on the operating table, and pull down your pants, unveiling your BIG BLACK Rooster!? Weird. Once that flies off, you whip your dick out and Yumi marvels at its size."Wow, that is the BIGGEST one I have ever seen," she says in awe as thunder rumbles in the distance."It's the biggest one I've ever had, all thanks to you, Yumi."She gasps in surprise, "Mori-sens... Daddy!" She blushes and admires your face, your cock, and your skin color. Apparently your father was black or something, you don't really know much else about him. Mother dearest said he was a famous actor, but it's likely just a story she made up."Now, I don't wanna hurt you," you begin, as Yumi nods with a cheerful smile, "which is why you're going to suck on this and get it wet."Yumi's jaw drops, and an "Uuuuwhhhaaaaaaaa?" exits her mouth just long enough for you to get a little bit of the tip in. "Mmph!" she grunts as she glares up at you. She tries to pull back, but you move with her, holding onto the back of her head with both hands. She isn't playing along at all, but after you pet her hair for a bit, she warms up to your cock being in her mouth, and she begins to fellate you. With her venting systems, she can even deep-throat you easily. It feels marvelous, but that's not what you came for, or are coming for anyway.>Cont.
>>36503916Somewhere in Assgard, Kraghammer looks up from his morning paper with unexplainable indignation.
>>36503909Yup, seems I was right about it not being over.
>>36503929After he got to Assgard he got the extra dick size blessing tho.Assgardians gotta reach any ass, at any cost.
>>36503916Pulling out of her mouth with an popping sound, you start getting in position, however, she positions herself to where she can suck on the tip for a bit longer, using her tongue to delve into your piss slit, and teasing the underside with the tip of her tongue.That feels, really, so godsdamned good, in fact, it's TOO GOOD, and if you lose this boner now, you may never get another one like it as long as you live."Yumi!" you shout. She grunts at you, eyes closed, her cybernetic hands holding on to your bony ass, keeping you from getting away. "I'm about to cum, please let me use another hole!"At that, she stops, and looks up at you. After "considering" for a bit, she pulls off of the meaty head, and lies down on her back, exoskeletoned legs spread out before you, her hips currently bouncing her ass and pussy up and down, up and down, up and down, the sight is intoxicating. Her hand walks down toward her groin on two fingers, which stop to tease her pussy and clit a bit, but then travel further down to spread her divine asshole. You feel like you could cum right at any moment from just watching this angel continue to be lewd as hell. In fact...>Slam>Jam>Slam-Jam
>>36504122Come on and do the>Slam!
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>36504122https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8Come on and slam, and welcome to the jamCome on and slam, if you wanna jam>SLAM JAM
>>36504146>>36504122Pass that thing and watch me flexBehind my back, you know what's nextTo the jam, all in your faceWassup, just feel the assDrop it, rock it, down the roomShake it, quake it, space KABOOM...Just work that body, work that bodyMake sure you don't hurt nobodyGet wild and lose your mindTake this thing into over-time
TIME FOR NEW THREAD GUYSABOUT TO DIE
>>36504214You're right, of course.>>36504122>SLAM-JAM
>>36504249>>36504196>>36504146Time to SLAM-JAM then
>>36504259Fuck it, if DnK ain't slamjamming it then I'll have to start a new thread!Daiboken, ya got 5 minutes before this thing goes SLAM.
"Yumi! I'm going to slam my cock up your ass!" you say as your bash your cockhead up against the threshold of her butt."J-j-just j-j-jam it in already!" Yumi says as she prepares herself for what's coming next.With a thrust that takes the wind out of you, you penetrate her tight, yet moist anus, and rest your cock within her rectum. Her eyes cross at this. After waiting a bit, you start to move within her and she eventually gets used to the discomfort, pretty quickly, perhaps she's done this sort of thing before?"Oh... oh! OH! Wait, I know something I can do real quick."You moving in and out of her, not taking your cock out of her welcoming ass, just going steady.After she chants some word and flashes some lights, a huge cock that you can only describe as "Holy" sprouts where her clittoris should be.You pause, unsure of what to think of this, but then Yumi pulls you forward with her legs she has wrapped around you, and says, "Don't stop! You can tease my prostate like this."Eh, fuck it. So you do, you start fucking Yumi like there's no tomorrow, and you even stroke her cock some.After you've pounded her butt for what feels like hours, she groans, "Nnngghh, it's coming!">Let it rain>Make her swallow
>>36504329>Let it rainDolla dolla billsBut seriously, new thread time.
>>36504329>NEW>FUCKING>THREADWe're in the last position of page 10 you moron
>>36504341This, don't forget archive links and character sheets as per >>36503061 and >>36503101
You let her cum freely on the both of you, some of it getting in your hair, on your chest, on your dick, which actually serves to lube you up some. After spending up all of its cum, Yumi's penis disappears into her vagina once more.Something within bursts forth at the sight of something so lewd and pure. You pull Yumi up against you, and fuck her harder than you've ever fucked anyone in your whole life (pretty good for a VIRGIN). You shout at her, "WHO'S GOT THAT GOOD D!? WHO'S GOT THAT GOOD D!? I'VE GOT THAT GOOD D!"She can only shriek and moan in response.Then, it happens:You cum inside her butt.Groaning in exhaustion, you rest against Yumi, and you hug each other for a good while.Suddenly, the door bursts open!"THERE HE IS! GET HIM!" yells the sergeant of the secret police squad of stormtroopers. They point their ray guns at you and Yumi, and open fire.Yumi jumps in front of you, shielding your body from the soldiers' blasts with her own.>Continued in Next Thread