>>36469358
Hey dude hope you're feeling better.
[] Maxwell, I don't trust the blond little bugger

I say we go through all of them. Use hypnosis to order answers - then order them to forget.

>>36469358
>[]I know it has to be
Someone religious. Find out who among the subjects goes to pray at the chapel (i presume we have one).

>>36469358

>[X] Antonio, it has to be him

I remember Martin being pretty cool, Antonio being a fagdick and Maxwell being too hilariously fabulous and high class to rat us out to a church of all things.

anyone else?

>>36469358
>>36469421
>>[]I know it has to be
>Someone religious
This.

>>36469358
>>36469421
best try to see if it's some unknown first.

Okay lets think about this Layla, don't need to deal with killing someone who did nothing wrong. I mean I think that is against the rules if I get caught doing that. Now whoever did this had to have connections to the church, right? so that must me whoever did it was a religious type. I mean we do have a small chapel for people to confess their sins if they're feeling moral and light hearted. But I've never went there anyways. I think to myself. and decide to check there first. It's a small building compared to the main buildings, but its still well cared for and painted with a fresh coat of white. I walk in
and see it nearly empty, except for some pews, and religious imagery. There's a log book near the entrance. It's a very large and overflowing book. This place smells of regret and shame,, but also love and happiness, how odd.

What do I do?
[] look through the log book
[] Touch a cross
[] Hello, anyone home?
[] write in

>>36469637
>[] look through the log book
>[] Hello, anyone home?
Priest or some such. Tell them we're interested in getting to know any other students who may be religious... it's generally not too common... maybe he knows some other students who have faith?

>>36469637
>[] look through the log book
>[] Hello, anyone home?

>>36469637
>[] look through the log book
>[] Hello, anyone home?
Try to remember the handwriting styles, since they could be using false names

>>36469637
>>36469668
Seconded

I flip to the end of the logbook, no need to look through the past to know about the now after all. The lastest page is nearly blank, with three names scrawled onto it.
Mike Fraust
Martin Fredricks
Antonio....I can't read his last name, how can his hand writing be that bad, dear god it makes me feel angry just looking at it, can that even be considered english? I shake my head, closing the book.

"Hello?" I call out "anyone home?". A man sits up from a pew, fully dressed in priestly garments, looking wide awake.

"Ah, hello my child' he says smiling, his bald head shining in the morning light "How may help you today"

"And students round here particularly religious?" I ask "I mean ones that don't just come here after missions to beg for forgiveness"

"oh quite a few" He says nodding "I do not really pay attention to faces, only the emotions they hold, you see"

"Okay" I say "anyone seem nervous among these faces?"

"Oh several, they're aware their lives can be taken at any moment, so they have every right being a bit nervous about their day to day" He says nodding

damn this is getting me no where.

What do I do?
[] Loook into my eeeeeyeees
[] Look through the log book for repeated names
[] Leave, interrogate a suspect (Who?)
[] Thank you father
[] write in

>>36469899
>[] Look through the log book for repeated names


>Mike Fraust
Please not Fraust.

>>36469899
>[] Look through the log book for repeated names
>[] Thank you father

>[] Look through the log book for repeated names
Antonio!

>>36469899
>Loook into my eeeeeyeees
did you tell another school about my nun

>>36469899
>[] Look through the log book for repeated names


>Mike Fraust
haha, looks like himwanting to blow the school to "kingdom come" wasn't just a saying.

>>36469948
Why not? Who did it did it. That's all there is..

>>36469978
I don't want to kill Fraust though.
He is our favorite teacher.

>>36470004
If he tried to get us killed he sure as fuck isn't anymore.

>>36469899
> [] Look through the log book for repeated names
Even if they are not suspects, they might have seen something suspicious.

>>36470029
More importantly if he could have brought Maria into danger.
Obviously if he was it he is a dead man.
But I don't want him to be it.

>>36469899
>[] Look through the log book for repeated names
>[] Thank you father

Using vampire powers in a church is not going to end well. Don't prod the guy up aboves men in his house.

>>36470080
Yeah swhy I didn't vote for it.

I begin to flip through the book, looking for repeated names, there are several but I don't know the faces to put with the names so I can't really assume they know me or the nun since I was really sneaky with keeping her a secret to everyone.
George Green
Anthony locke
Kathrine Marcket
Antonio *unreadable bullshit*
Martin Fredricks, and many others

I smile, Mike doesn't seem to have come here except for once, so he is definitely off the list of suspects. But then again Religion isn't the only thing that could lead one to betray the lucky coin, money tends to be a real factor for loyalties among those who are less than morally sound.
I sigh, why can't I just kill everyone and be done with it?
I shut the book with a thud

"Thank you father" I say rubbing my forehead

What do I do?
[] look for a suspect
[] try to find more evidence somewhere
[] Play with your lucky coin for some inspiration (-1 lucky coin)
[] write in

>>36470240
>[] try to find more evidence somewhere
Talk to Ms Stone if someone has shown undue interest in what shee keeps in the basement.

>>36470240
>>36470283
seconded

>>36470283
backing this.

Strangely, i think Ms Stone would be an awesome mother figure for layla if she didnt want to kill her for annoyances.

>>36470240

>[X] try to find more evidence somewhere

In order to keep a school like this secret to the general masses, they'd probably monitor in and outcoming communications. Just look at the records.

>>36470343
If she wouldn't want to kill her for annoyance, could she really be a fitting mother figure for Layla?

>>36470283
second

I hope other names are listed besides Emily and Maxwell

>>36470408
Their basically the same personality and interests.
Though Stone is more learned, something that would be cool to rub off on our favorite psychotic killer.

>>36470424
Emily.. wasn't listed?

>>36470558
im assuming too much on what list ms. stone would have

>>36470558
He talks about people that showed interest in the nun, or rather what Ms Stone got in her basement.

Ms stone should have noticed something, I mean sure she likes sleeping a bit to much, but she tends to be very observant when she's awake, so she should in theory have noticed someone poking around near the basement door or asking too many questions. yeah it makes sense.

I unfurl my umbrella as I step outside, to stay in the shade somewhat, it's a good thing they're still giving out these for free, because they're really are to flimsy for their own good. I begin to jog to the beach, taking a moment to bask in the salty air surrounding it before I walk up the worn path made of smooth wooden planks, up to the shack that contains Ms stone and her class.

I find the door unlocked. I throw it open and see Ms stone setting up beakers and burners and setting out set ammounts of strange dusts and herbs

"Oh Layla, long time no see" She says looking at me, her unnatural grey hair fluttering from the sea winds I let in "what do you want, I'm just setting up my class, the creature has been crying for a while, is that your doing?"

"In a way, yes" I say "but I need to know, has anyone been asking about it?"

"Oh?" She says smiling "Well a few did poke around when I left to door unlocked by "Accident", they quickly learned to be more careful where they poked their noses, and a bit twitchy but who cares about that"

"anyone who you didn't torture after they learned about it I mean?" I say "anyone who acted weird"

"Well, there was a blond boy who talked to me at great lengths about keeping a prisoner alive with the minimal amount of care and effort" She says "we talked over a cup of tea and cookies, but the smart little bastard was to smart to actually eat or drink them"


"Maxwell?" I ask

"That was it, yes" She said "He seemed very interested in the subjects of torture and keeping someone locked up"

"There was also a really rude and crude boy" She says "Antonino I believe, who barged in here one day shouting about wanting to learn how to poisons bitches"
Cont

>>36470612
"oh and there was a blind girl who some comes into class" She says "but she seems like a great listener, so that isn't strange except for the fact she falls asleep during my lectures"

I nod, Emily doesn't seem the type to betray to feel better about herself, and she seems skilled enough to earn money on her own. so that takes away the two motives I can think of from her, so she's off the list of suspects

what do I do?
[] Tell me more about...Maxwell/Antonio/Emily
[]Thank you, I need to go kill someone now
[] Do you have any of those cookies and tea, I'm starved
[] Check on the nun, interrogate her
[] write in

>>36470682
[] Check on the nun, interrogate her

Maybe someone managed to visit her? To instigate that situation?

>>36470682
>[] Check on the nun, ask her friendly
We haven't visited in such a long time. Our poor nun.

>>36470682

>[X] Do you have any of those cookies and tea, I'm starved

Kek

>>36470682
>someone tried to steal our nun

>>36470682
>[] Check on the nun, politely ask her.
remind her that you are doing this for her own good, because the church wants her dead just as much as they want us dead.

>>36470682
>>36470733
Seconded. Sion she'll love us like we love Maria.

>>36470776
Nah. Just say when we find them, we will share the meal.

>>36470682
>>36470718 Changing to

>>36470733
>>36470790

>>36470790
but anon, we have to convince that we are her one, and only, friend remaining. After all, who else could care for an abomination in god's eyes then another abomination? And then we promise to share our meal with her.

>>36470776
>because the church wants her dead just as much as they want us dead.
Even better, tell her that person is responsible for him coming here and dying in the first place.

>>36470833
ooh, good point. it's that person's fault that her beloved is dead.

>>36470733
>>36470776
this

"I'm going to talk with the nun"I say nodding to Ms stone, she nods and gets back to setting up for her class, humming to herself.

"Just try to not make to much noise" She says "I have a class to teach after all, can't have them getting distracted by screaming and crying, you know". I do not reply to her as I open the door, unlocking it with the key hidden in the vase. I close the door behind me and walk down into the dark depths of the nun's basement. I find its lit with only a single candle like usual and it seems that Ms stone fed the nun recently as she isn't look all gaunt and out off her mind.

"Hello" she says

"Hiiii" I say "I must ask, has any but me or Ms stone visited you lately?"

"Nonononononononono, just you two" She says shaking her head rapidly

"are you sure?" I ask. She smiles and nods rapidly.

"Are you really sure?" I ask "because this is very important"

"Yeah Yeah" She says "I heard someone putting their head to my door, but he didn't come in"

"How do you know it was a he?" I ask

"His voice" She says smiling innocent "He was talking to someone else up there, didn't hear the other person"

"Maybe he was talking on a phone or something" I say

"Maybe" She says staring ahead "don't know"

"Thank you for you help" I say standing up and walking out of the basement. I walk out of the shack and pull on the strings of my hoodie

Okay, so some one was snooping around, and they were a man. this is a great piece of evidence

What do I do?
[] get someone to help me with this
[] track down a suspect
[] look for more evidence
[] write in

>>36471001
Aww I wanted to pet her.

[] get someone to help me with this
Present the evidence to Maria. She'll know what to do.

>>36471001
>[] track down a suspect
Maxwell. I don't think Antonio is smart enough to play double-agent.

>>36471001
>[] track down a suspect
Maxwell or Antonio, whichever we find first, but don't make a move, just observe them only.

>>36471001
>find the guy who hands out the missions, and find ut nif someone has been taking a lot of missions with religious background

Well, I guess I'll try and find Maxwell, since Antonio doesn't seem smart enough to actually pull this off, and Martin doesn't seem to be able to stomach killing people if it isn't self defense from the little I have seen of him.

I begin to walk back towards campus, now if I was a soon to be dead traitorous filth , where would I be.

"Oh hell Layla, care to join me for an early brunch?" I hear Maxwell call out to me. I turn and see him sitting, with two girls on either side of him, he's looking smug, holding a glass of what looks like wine. Where'd he get that? I mean I have a bottle of vodka, so I'm not surprised he was able to get that somehow, possibly stole it from the second years.

Well this was far easier than I thought, I stare at him, causing him to adjust his collar as his two girls cling to him looking a bit scared. I then realize I'm glaring at them, rather than just looking at them

"Uh, Layla" He says "your reputation among first years proceeds you, and you're upsetting my company, could you please try to be slightly less terrifying?"

What do I say
[] Maxwell Maxwell, I know what you did
[] look into my eyesssss
[]Lets talk somewhere a bit more remote *where*
[] *Continue glaring*
[] write in

>>36471363
>[] look into my eyesssss

>>36471363
>[] look into my eyes, and tell me what you know about what Ms Stone has in her storage
No reason to make it too obvious.

>>36471363

>[X]Lets talk somewhere a bit more remote (Behind a storage shed, as long as we can have a few quick words)
>[X] look into my eyesssss

Let them think we're just some kind of catpeople, if rumors do have to start spreading. We'll pull out "vampire" as our hidden ace in the hole. Stops people from preparing holy weapons just to deal with us.

>>36471363
>>36471404
seconding this.

>>36471363
>I'm surprised to hear you are such a avid church-goer. *Look him into the eyessss* Had any contact with fellow man of god outside of school recently? Who?

>>36471363
>[] look into my eyesssss
[] look into my eyesssss

>>36471363
>I then realize I'm glaring at them
We better regain our "Facade of innocence" otherwise we're doomed to fail at relations with the non-Marias

"look into my eyes" I say "and tel me what you know about what Ms stone has in her storage". he begins to drink from his glass

"a wide variety of poisonous plants, herbs, minerals, gasses, a rather confused and scared lad that she was punishing last time I visited " He says with his eyes closed as he sips his wine "Why do you ask?" He smiles smugly and his two little pretty things hold themselves closer to them as my glare gains my killing intent. this smug little shit, how dare he do this, I should just hold his eyes open with syringe needles, that should make him a bit more willing to stare into mine. One of the girls shakes maxwell and he opens and eye, and glares at me.

"You're scaring my company" He says "can you at least try to act civil, should I get your lover over here, I hear that she calms you down beyond any imaginings"

"Her?" One of the girls asks. I feel myself begin to blush as I try to see through my seething hatred for this man to play the part of the innocent girl. But if he did do it, he made Maria get hurt, and for that he must die.

"Hey Maxwell" I say smiling "I have a really expensive bottle of vodka"

"Oh?" He says "how expensive"

"Imported from brausrburge, really strong stuff to, or so I heard" I say "I can give you some of it"

"Yes" He says "I've always wanted to try it, but father said I needed to be a bit older to"

"If, you open your eyes" I say "just open your eyes"

"Why?" he asks

"I want to look at them" I say trying to sound cheerful

"An odd request" He says "but one I shall humor"

He opens his eyes, and he looks up, straight at my eyes. He drops his glass of wine

What do I say?
[] Did you tell the church of the nun
[] how do you wish to die, maxwell
[] come on maxwell, follow me
[] how much do you know about her?
[] write in

>>36471730
>[] how much do you know about her?
For Maria we need to make absolutely sure we get the right one. Won't be good if we kill the wrong one thinking it settles the matter.

>>36471730
>[] how much do you know about her?
>[] come on maxwell, follow me
get him away from the others under the pretext of getting that vodka, but we have to be careful as there are witnesses who can place us here so we can't kill him immediately, even if he is the rat.

We need more info.

>>36471730
>[] how much do you know about her?
>to the girls, give them the eye and tell them to leave

>>36471730
>[] how much do you know about her?

>>36471730
> [] how much do you know about her?
Better not push too far, Layla could still be being observed by the actula or second culprit

He stares ahead, and adjusts his collar.

"Tell me all you know about her" I say

"Who?" He asks "Clementine?"

"Yes" I say "tell me, now"

"Oh, she was a low class assassin of religious nutcase guild" He says "Nothing to get to worried about, if I my father was not working for the nutters, dreadful case of affairs really"

"Anyways, she came here of her own choice" He says running a hand through one of his girl's hair "a rather poor choice seeing what became of her"

"Now, I wouldn't care about it, since I had cut all ties to them, except for one" He says "my father said to tell him what happened to her, and while I didn't know, I had a rather good idea of what you had done to her".

" Which was placing her in a basement and torturing her for your own sick amusement, which I must admit I would have gladly have joined you if I was not duty bound to not to" he says "And well, I was eventually asked who did it to her, and well, family is more important than a crazy girl who I barely know, so I made my choice and went back to my day to day life, fully expecting the whole matter to end then and there, however, it seems you're far tougher than I expected and my family far more incompetent than I could ever imagine, so I assume She is still within your grasps, which is the worst hell I can imagine".

What do I do
[] thank you maxwell
[] *Eye twitch*
[] so you are in fact the reason Maria got hurt
[] You know, I kind of expected it to be about money with you
[] Didn't think it would be that easy
[] write in

>>36472196
>[] thank you maxwell
>[] *Eye twitch*
>[] so you are in fact the reason Maria got hurt

Bring him to Horsefur, we need his advice for this matter

>>36472196
>[] thank you maxwell
>[] You know, I kind of expected it to be about money with you
>[] Bring him to Horsefur

>>36472196

>[X] thank you maxwell
>[X] *Eye twitch*

Happy thoughts. Happy thoughts. We can't murder anyone if Maria can find out we did it. That leads to a scolding and a sad Maria.

>>36472296
This.
+
*Eye twitch*

>>36472196
>[] You know, I kind of expected it to be about money with you
>Make the girls leave and forget about this conversation
>[] *Eye twitch*
>[] so you are in fact the reason Maria got hurt
>Bring him to Horsefur, he can have his way with him until we get our turn, we can't guarantee he would survive long enough to approprietly suffer

>>36472196
>[] Bring him to Horsefur
WE GOT A SQUEALER HERE!

>>36472196
>[] *Eye twitch*

>>36472196
>so you are in fact the reason Maria got hurt

>>36472196
>[X] thank you maxwell
>[X] *Eye twitch*
>[X] so you are in fact the reason Maria got hurt

"Thank you maxwell" I say as my eye twitches as I hold back my murderous urges so Maria doesn't get angry at me for killing someone in broad daylight by beating them to death with their own heart while laughing about it.

"Well you asked" he says pulling out a bottle of wine and a glass "Neat eye trick by the way, I doubt I could stand a chance against you even in a fair fight". he takes a sip from the freshly pour wine, before handing the glass to one of his groupies

"Well that's surprising" I say "both the fact you can still act on your own will and the fact you weren't doing this for money"

"Well what can I say" He says standing up, his girls crying as he does so, he kisses there hands "I'm a hard man to tie down, and I need to stay in good with daddy if I want his money still when he dies or to able to say I love him, you know how it is"

"I killed my father" I say

"Okay so you don't know how it is" he says "Well I guess that makes my chances of survival a bit lower than before"

"You hurt Maria" I say "or you're the reason she got hurt in the first place, doesn't matter really the specifics of it"

"And there goes the rest of my chances of living" He says adjusting his collar "Now I would try to run from you, but I am drunk and I don't want to ruin my suit with vomit"

"Oh I wouldn't worry about that" I say "Come on, we're going to see a friend of mine"

"Oh god, you're going to torture me" He says his eyes lighting "well, I must bid you good day, Ms Miller, and I wish you well".

"I am not letting you go maxwell" I say as I grab his arm

"Well then, see you in hell, madame" He says flicking his arm at me.

"Ow" I groan clutching my forehead, as I stumble backwards. I see him beginning to run away as fast as he could

What do I do
[] Pounce 1d20
[] make chase
[] tear knife out of head, throw it 1d20
[] threaten his girlies
[] Switch to Maxwell vision
[] write in

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>36472727
>[] tear knife out of head, throw it 1d20
Where is he even going to run? The school will hunt him now.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>36472727
[] Pounce 1d20

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>36472727
[] tear knife out of head, throw it 1d20

>>36472727
>[] Pounce 1d20

>>36472727
>[] tear knife out of head, throw it 1d20

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>36472727
[] threaten his girlies
- twist on this Hypo eyes the girls have them drag his ass down

>>36472727
>[] Switch to Maxwell vision
I would like to see it, even if it's the last moments of life or freedom

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>36472828
Oh, that's the first time I've actually forgotten dice. How embarrassing.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>36472834
>>36472727
Forgot my dice again.
Also adding
>Use hypno eyes to have the girls chase after him for us

>>36472859

That's not the only thing I spot that's embarrassing.

>>36472859
You should have fucking kept it that way.

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>>36472859
Lucky coin?

>>36472859
>>36472865
Hahahahaha.
Emberassing indeed.

Ah, doesn't matter. Makes a little chase out of it. Thats fun in its own way. We are a cat, afterall.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>36472859
I just need to stop rolling in these threads, it's a coin flip between a 1 and a 20, I can't manage anything else.

>>36472859
>>36472853

yay, he lives!

>>36472859
fuck you anon

we always end up wasting our lucky coins on stupid shit like this and never have any on our missions...

>>36472884
Fuck it

Y

>>36472884
Nah, not for this.
Let him run away, he can't get away.

>>36472727
[X] Switch to Maxwell vision
and if
[] tear knife out of head, throw it 1d20
wins just use lucky coin

>>36472884

Nah, Max can have this one. Not like we've done anything that tips our hand about our true nature, anyway. If they start suspecting vampire, all we have to do is "leak" info that we've been studying witchcraft instead, since we've been spotted out in the sun way too often for vampire to make sense to anyone.

>>36472727
>[] make chase

>>36472884
No coin, that would be a huge waste.
Those are to save our live. Not to hit some running punk we can catch later.

>>36472934
Umm we just got stabbed to the forehead, so i think it would take something bit more

>>36472934
He's not having shit and we're not letting him get away, we're chasing his ass down and dragging him back to Horsefur.

And we kind of have a knife sticking out of our head...

>>36472934
the eye thing gave it away

>>36472934
>Not like we've done anything that tips our hand about our true nature
We got a knife sticking in our head.

>>36472884
Is there a reason? At worst we just hit one of the girls.

>>36472884
Let him run away. Go tell Horsefur about max. I'm sure he and his associates can take care of him.

>>36472884
Y

What if he goes and frees the fucking Nun you idiots

>>36473002
We can tell Horsefur, but we will hunt this little shit down.
Its personal.

>>36473002
we'll tell him when we haul Max to him

>>36472979

That could just be a hypnotic trick from some psychology book if he's grounded, and we can pass any supernatural thingamajiggers off on witchcraft. That's how witch girl caught Maria in that trap in the first place, wasn't it?

If they prep for magic or mindgames and suddenly get a face full of the terror that goes bump in the night, that's another advantage we can exploit. Just "accidentally" allude to spellcraft in front of his floozies, and boom! Instant alibi.

>>36473016
Then Ms Stone will fuck him up?
I mean, seriously, the only place wors ethan with us he could possibly be now is with Ms Stone.
And the nun would probably tear him apart too.

>>36473016

What, and risk fucking with Ms. Stone? He might be arrogant but he's not that crazy. We're not even that crazy most of the time.

>>36472884
N

I growl angrily as I grasp the knife and pull it out, it doesn't come out on my first pull, so I'm forced to pull and twist at it for a few moments before it comes free, blood flowing down my face as I pant from the effort it took to get it from my head. I keep it in my hand, as I try and spot maxwell....wait, which direction did her run off to, oh this isn't good at all, to many people around here, he seems to have vanished into the crowd, this is bad.

I've lost sight of maxwell

What do I do?
[] try to find him from the smell of booze 1d20
[] Find horse fur, tell him what happened
[] MAaaaariaaaaaaaaa
[] Charge screaming into the crowd, you're sure to find him this way
[] go somewhere
[] write in

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>36473132
>[] try to find him from the smell of booze 1d20

>>36473132
>[] try to find him from the smell of booze 1d20

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>36473132
>[] try to find him from the smell of booze 1d20
>[] Find horse fur, tell him what happened

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>36473132
[X] try to find him from the smell of booze 1d20

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>36473132
>[] try to find him from the smell of booze 1d20
we could potentially do the eye trick with his groupies to get them to tell us where he would go

>>36473132

>[X] Find horse fur, tell him what happened
>[X] MAaaaariaaaaaaaaa

There is absolutely not a single voting segment that can't be improved with more Maria.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>36473132
>[] try to find him from the smell of booze 1d20
>If we don't find him go find Maria

>>36473132
>[] Find horse fur, tell him what happened
>[] MAaaaariaaaaaaaaa

I begin to sniff the air, thinking like a hunting hound would, I need to find the scent of maxwell, which right now is the smell of expensive wine on his breath. I smell the wet dirt, freshly mowed grass, lunch being cooked, the blood pumping through the veins of everyone around me, and a faint smell of booze breath to my right. I begin to stumble towards it, giggling to myself as I do so. My head hurts, but I don't really care about that, I need to get maxwell before I care about that. I wipe the blood from my eyes so I can actually see.

Luckily I am able to push my way through the crowds with some difficulty, and I continue following the smell.

I find myself near the track, with the horrid music and dancing of the hairy PE teacher

I see maxwell sitting in the bleachers,vomiting over the edge of it

What do I do
[] run to him
[] MAXWELL!!!
[] Throw the knife at him 1d20
[] Hey teacher, that student is drunk
[] write in

>>36473359
>[] write in
Sneak up underneath the bleachers, then grab him and haul him over the side

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>36473359
>[] Throw the knife at him 1d20
Surely I can't roll another 1.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>36473359
>[] Throw the knife at him 1d20

>>36473359
>>36473390
This, while he's drunk and distracted lets scare the crap out of him, knock him out and drag him to Horsefur.

>>36473402
Anon, don't tempt the dice gods like that.

>>36473359
>[] Hey teacher, that student is drunk
>Don't worry, I just get him to the med station tonight

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>36473359
[X] MAXWELL!!!
[X] Throw the knife at him 1d20
It's time to die

>>36473390
This really.

When we next vamp level. WINGS. Or the bat swarm thing (if available).

>>36473463
>Wings
No thanks.

>>36473493
Personally prefer a swarm of flying night critters.

I ignore the music and the yoga the PE teacher is doing before he has to start teaching and mentally scaring students for the rest of the day. I get down on all fours and begin to slowly crawl over to the bleachers, and slink under them. They're filled with shadows and trash, there also appears to be a sleeping bag, portable stove, generator, lantern, tv, wifi hotspot, and a computer under here. How odd. I ignore the small camp set up down here for some reason and look for Maxwell from under him, it's a bit of a problem since he's pretty high up, so I have to climb up the side with some effort since it's still slightly slick from rain. I wait until I hear his retching stop until I switch to the otherside, pulling myself up the railing next to him. He's panting, smiling smugly as he wipes his mouth with a napking

"Hi Maxwell" I say as I grab his back. He shrieks and I feel pain shoot through my arm from were he stabbed and knife into.

I pull him to the ground and cover his mouth. The PE teacher hasn't notices, to busy listening to his music and being more disturbing than anything I have ever seen

What do I do
[] Drag maxwell back to horsefur 1d20 to keep hold of him
[] Feed
[] Ask Maria what I should do with him
[] kill him, leave him here
[] laugh in his face
[] write in

>>36473597
>punch him until he falls unconscious
>[] Drag maxwell back to horsefur

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>36473597
>[] Drag maxwell back to horsefur 1d20 to keep hold of him
>[] Feed
>[] laugh in his face

>>36473597
>>36473628
This,
why should we leave him conscious?

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>[X] laugh in his face
>[X] Feed
>[X] Drag maxwell back to horsefur 1d20 to keep hold of him
this order is better we should get a easier dc for the roll if we feed from him first.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>36473597
>[] Drag maxwell back to horsefur 1d20 to keep hold of him

>>36473597
>>36473668
forgot to link this

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>36473597
[] Drag maxwell back to horsefur 1d20 to keep hold of him

>>36473628
that if possible.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>36473597
>Punch him
>laugh in his face
>Punch him harder
>Feed
>[] Drag maxwell back to horsefur 1d20 to keep hold of him

>>36473597
Couldn't we hypnotize him to sleep for 30 minutes or so?

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I laugh madly as I stare at his face filled with shock and surprise, nor a single drop of fear, however. He has another knife in his other hand, he stares into my eyes, his eyes more curious than afraid.

"What are you?" He asks "at least let me know this, please, I'm dying of curiosity of how you survived a knife to the fucking skull"
I giggle as rip the other knife from his hand, tossing it away as I hold him down, thankful he is about as strong as I am.

"I'm Layla Miller" I say "I am what I am, nothing more"

"What?" he asks, and the second after he asks I begin pounding his head into the ground with my free fist. He struggles and tries to gouge at my eyes, but I keep hitting him as he struggles in vain to reach my eyes with his hands.

He groans in pain, his eyes somewhat empty when I finally stop, his mouth is filled with blood, but he still has all his teeth.

I grab him by the legs and begin dragging him across the grass, with some effort.. I begin sweating, from the shear difficulty of dragging him and the smell of his blood so near to me, I manage to ignore it and keep dragging him towards where horse fur should be. I try to avoid any other students as I drag him along the ground, going behind buildings and bushes for a while, having to knock him out again once or twice.

I eventually find horse fur, leaning against a building, drinking through his mask. He turns and looks at me.

"Oh" He says "so what happened with this then?

"He told the people about the nun" I say

"Oh I knew that" He says "I'm happy you figured it out on your own"

"You knew?" I ask

"Well of course I did" He says "I know everything, but it's better if you learn on your own, also why are you covered in blood?"

"I'm was not an easy preeey" Maxwell groans

"Shut up" I say kicking him in the side "people are talking, so what are you going to do with him"

"Take him to the headmaster" he says handing me a lucky coin "I'll make sure to tell him that
cont

>>36473982
You caught to rat he's been blathering about recently". He picks maxwell up and sits him next to him, holding him down with an arm

"Can I have a last meal at least?" he asks

"Oh I'm sure he'll be merciful" horsefur says "be glad Layla didn't just decide to keep you as she has a habit of doing".

What do I do
[] Kill maxwell, he deserves it
[] Marrriaaa
[] be angry at horsefur
[] my head hurts, do you have any bandages?
[] go somewhere
[] write in

>>36474053
>[] my head hurts, do you have any bandages?
then wander away to maria
[] Marrriaaa

>>36474053

>[X] my head hurts, do you have any bandages?
>[X] Marrriaaa

>>36474053
>[] Marrriaaa
>Tell Horsefur to make sure he dies. Or give him to the nightshift, we coul visit again.

>>36474053
>[] my head hurts, do you have any bandages?
>[] Marrriaaa

>>36474053
>[] my head hurts, do you have any bandages?
>[] Marrriaaa

>>36474053
>[] my head hurts, do you have any bandages?
>[] Marrriaaa
She'd love to know we restrained ourselves. Sadly she can't kiss our forehead to make it feel better

>>36474053
Stone might have a use for him.

"My head hurts" I say as I sway from side to side "do you have any bandages or anything?"

"Yeah" He says reaching into one of his side pouches, tossing a roll of bandage to me, which I then begin wrapping around the places where I got stabbed in my head and arm, so as not to lose too much blood, I'm all ready hungry as is, luckily I still have some blood bags, and Maria.
I begin to stumble off, my thoughts on Maria as I slowly make my way from the small clearing between buildings where I found horse fur. I walk into the courtyard and up to the first year dorms, I throw open the door and stumble in, walking up the stairs, keeping myself from falling down by using the railing to keep myself up right as I slowly make my way towards my room. I nearly bump into a boy with short green hair, but he runs off the second he sees me stumbling my way through the hall.

I lean against the door to room 1856 and open it, tumbling inside. Maria is sitting at her laptop, she turns around, her eyes wide

"LAYLA" She shouts rushing over to me "What happened to you?"

what do I say
[] Maxwell
[] MARIAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[] a knife, why?
[] Well i didn't kill who did it *smile*
[] Write in

>>36474346
>[] a knife, why?
>[] Well i didn't kill who did it *smile*

>>36474346
[] MARIAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[] Maxwell
[] Well i didn't kill who did it *smile*

REWARD US FOR THIS LACK OF MURDER!

Shame we dont get to see other Maria as well. she needs to Dote on Layla some

>>36474346
>[] MARIAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>[] Well i didn't kill who did it *smile*
>yet
>need a blood bag

>>36474346

>[X] Maxwell
>[X] But then I happened to him so it evens out
>[X] MARIAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>36474346
>[] MARIAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>[] a knife, why?
>[] Well i didn't kill who did it *smile*
>[] Maxwell vision at a later time

>>36474369
>Shame we dont get to see other Maria as well. she needs to Dote on Layla some
I want this now

>>36474346
>>36474464
Seconded. Maybe the blood will drawvher out.

"Well I didn't kill who did it" I say sitting back up "so that's good right"

"So the person who did this to you is still out there?" she says her voice sounding a bit like "Maria"'s

"No" I say "I gave him to horse fur, instead of killing him"

"Wait, why didn't you kill him?" She asks her voice emotionless, oh seems this is "Maria" Now "Should I do it"

"Because the other you would've been upset" I say "and I don't see why you can't". "Maria" Stands up, her eyes empty as usual, she walks over to the door, closing it and locking the door before walking back to me.

"Oh you're a foolish kitty" She says smiling "you should've just killed him, now look at you, only alive because you're already dead, oh what will I do with you"

"I don't know" I say backing away.

"I know, blood fixes you, does it not kitty?" she says grabbing a blood bag from the fridge. she cuts the bag with a knife and places it to my mouth, scratching me behind the ears as I begin to drink from it

"Gooood kitty, whose a goood kitty, you are" She says as she scratches my head gently

What do I do
[] Meow?
[] Bite her, gently
[] "Maria" vision
[] So you are going to kill him, right?
[] write in

>>36474614

>[X] Meow?
>[X] Bite her, gently

>>36474614
>[] Meow?
>[] "Maria" vision

>>36474614
>[] Meow?
>[] "Maria" vision
Oh God, this one LOVES cats

>>36474614
>[] Meow?
>[] "Maria" vision
Aww, she cares so much.

>>36474614
>[X] Meow?
>[X] Bite her, gently

>>36474614
>[] Meow?
>[] Bite her, gently

>>36474614
>[] Meow?

Why switch to Maria vision? We want to see how she dotes on Layla. If.. we take over Maria we're not doing that at all.

>>36474810
I want to hear "Maria's" thought process, don't really want to control her for now

>>36474810
We're not switching to "Maria" controll, we just see this from her perspective.

"Meow?" I say raising my hands near my face letting them fall down like paws. "Maria" turns her head and smiles

"Maria" vision
I look down at the cat girl that is before, I mean she is part cat isn't she. and we never had a cat before so this is good enough right... did she just meow? oh god she is so cute, oh now I know why the other me loves her, I mean I do as well, but for very different reasons than she does. I mean I really should kill the one who dared harm my kitty, but the opportunity to cuddle and pet her is to tempting for me to pass up when I have the chance to do it as myself than just vaguely remember it from my other life. She looks up at me with her big red eyes and her cute little teeth as her tail flicks back and forth. I scratch behind her ears, causing her to purr and rub her head against my hands

What do I do?
[] go kill the one who dared to harm her
[] Continue petting
[] kitty needs a bath
[] Let the other you take over, she'd take better care of her anyways

Layla view
"Maria" is looking at me strangely while running her hand through my hair
what do I do
[] Continue acting like a cat
[] Get up and do something
[] tackle her
[] ask her something
[]write in

>>36474975
>[] Let the other you take over, she'd take better care of her anyways
>[] tackle her

>>36474975
>[] kitty needs a bath
then
>[] Let the other you take over, she'd take better care of her anyways

>[] Continue acting like a cat

>>36474975
>[] kitty needs a bath
>[] Continue acting like a cat

>>36474614
>[] Meow?
>[] Bite her, gently
>[] "Maria" vision

>>36474975
[] Continue petting


[] Continue acting like a cat

>>36474975
>[] kitty needs a bath
>[] Continue acting like a cat

>>36475040
forgot
>[] Continue petting

>>36474975
>[] kitty needs a bath
>[] Continue acting like a cat

>>36474975
>[] kitty needs a bath
>[] Continue acting like a cat

>>36474975
>[] Continue petting
>[] kitty needs a bath
"Maria" deserves some quality time too.

>[] Continue acting like a cat

>>36475068
Exactly.
Both Maria's are MAaarriiiiiiaaaaAaaa

One thing I never understood. Why did you choose to go with "Maria" as the alter ego when you could have went with (Bloody) Mary?

>>36475235
Because her name is Maria.

Okay, this may be a problem. I'm pretty sure "Maria" is drooling simply looking at me right now, what do I do. Well they are the same person, just with the personality flipped, so I guess I'll just humor hear. I meow again and paw at her, rubbing my face along her arms, purring. She picks me up with far more ease than I expected.

"Kitty needs a bath" She says as she place me on her shoulder as she holds me in place as she slowly carries me across the room towards the bathroom.

She opens the door and places me on the ground. She closes the door behind her, and I hear her lock the door. She turns back around, her eyes still empty, but she was wearing a wide smile on her face. She slowly lower her hands, grabbing the zipper of my hoodie and pulling it down, taking it off while breathing heavily

What do I do
[] Uuuuuuuh
[] HeyHEY
[] Bite her
[] try to escape
[] write in

>>36475235
FUCK

>>36475235
"Maria" is just how Maria calls her because she refuses to think of her as truly seperate.

>>36475283
>[] Uuuuuuuh
This is always the best option when it comes up.
Only good things follow.

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>>36475283
[] Uuuuuuuh

>>FUCK
>mfw

>>36475283
>[] Uuuuuuuh

>>36475283
>[] Uuuuuuuh

>>36475283
[] Uuuuuuuh
>nip her

>>36475283
>[] Uuuuuuuh
Maria never specifically made any boundaries regarding her other self

>>36475283
>[] Uuuuuuuh

My favorite /u/boat never fails to set sail.

>>36475374
They're both Maria.. no boundaries to be had.

>>36475406
Bueno

>>36475406
Yeah we're going to have to work on joining both of her split personalities together to create a super maria

>>36475406
Technically, we insited they are not the same person, hen we tried to make her feel better.
She didn't accept it then, but I'm not so sure.

>>36475437
That would be basically Charlotte, really.
Personality wise.

>>36475374
Yeah she did. Maria denied she was a killer at the beginning, remember? She was hinting at it all being "Maria"'s doing, which would be clearly making a boundary. "Maria" was the killer, Maria was not.

>>36475473
She did insist later she killed them, however.
Maria was pretty obtuse on the whole situation, we're still not really clear how exactly they relate.
"Maria" considers them speerate people, but Maria was always unclear on the subject outsid of not wanting to be a killer.

>>36475437
I see no reason why we should want to have less Maria.
Everything gets better with more Maria, even Maria.

"Uuuuuh" I say as I once again find myself unable to act. "Maria" Pulls at my shirt, causing most of the buttons to pop off. she pulls at it again, nearly lifting me from the ground before it rips off like a wet paper tissue. She tosses the remains of my shirt to the side, before grabbing my sweat pants and pulling them off in one swift motion.
"goood kitty don't need clothes, espically when they need to take bathes" she says rubbing my head as I feel her other hand slowly travel down my thighs, taking my panties with it as it goes. I cross my legs together as she moves her hand down the back of my neck, and to my back.

She pulls my bra off a moment later and picks me up again, slapping my rump as she carries me to the bath and sets me down in it. She fumbles with the faucets, before putting the plug so it'll fill with water.
I then notice she's taking her shirt off when I look back over to her

What do I do?
[]Uuuuuuuh
[] I can take a bath by myself
[]Try and flee
[] back away
[] write in

>>36475535
It was pretty clear that through Layla's help Maria grew to accept that she and "Maria" were the same, yet they still are distinct.
>>36475569
Why would we even want to change Maria anyways? She's perfect in every single way.

>>36475584
>[]Uuuuuuuh

>>36475584
[]Uuuuuuuh

Lie back and think of Maria

>>36475584
>[]Uuuuuuuh

>>36475584
>[]Uuuuuuuh

Maria wants this... and she's perfect. Clearly its what we should be doing.

>>36475584
>[]Uuuuuuuh
I always love how utterly lost Layla is in these situations.

>>36475647
The only target she needs to watch out for is a seductress... and the Maariiiiiaa may actually help with that.

>>36475584
>[]Uuuuuuuh
Maria and "Maria" are MINE! That's all I need to know for now. kukukuku

>>36475584
>[]Uuuuuuuh

>>36475687
I think we might actually have an advantage against a seductress because any attempt to seduce us would just go right over Layla's head.

>>36475744
And any physical attempts would be seen as trying to take Maria's place. Nobody can take Maria's place. She'll be with us forever. No bitch will ever come between us.

"Uuuuuh" I say as I avert my eyes, before I nearly jump out of the tub in surprise as the water touches me for the first time, it's warm and actually quite pleasant when I manage to calm down. I push my feet into the stream of water slowly filling the tub and then in an instant, "Maria" I also in the tub, seeming a bit confused as to why it isn't filled with water let while I try to piece what is happening together as I try to squirm out from under her.

She notices I'm trying to get away, so she shifts slightly pinning me with her limbs and weight.
"uuuuh" I groan as she lifts me up slightly and holds me close to herself as she runs her had through my hair, down my neck and down my back.

"Goood kitty" She says biting my ear causing my to yelp as she grabs a shampoo bottle and begins pouring it's contents on my head, before roughly rubbing it in.

The water begins to fill the tub somewhat.
and she begins washing my hair while pressed against me, far to close for comfort as I feel my face flush red

What do I do?
[] uuuuuh
[] Bite
[] fade to black
[] try and escape
[] write in

>>36475915
>[] uuuuuh
>try nibbling on her

>>36475915
[X] Bite
Cats show affection with bites right?

>>36475915
>>36475942
>>36475960
seconding

>>36475915
>>36475942
this

>>36475976
what was seconded

>>36476009
Both. Nibbles and bites. Cats show affection by nipping. That anon is correct.

>>36475915
[] uuuuuh
[] Bite

>>36475942
This

>>36475915
this
>>36475942
>>36475960

>>36476022
It wasn't a question. Just a statement of agreement .

"uuuuuh" I groan again as she begins to rub a bar of soap on me, starting from the bottom up. She isn't gentle like Maria, not at all, but she is still Maria so I can't complain at all, despite her being a bit too rough. She rubs her hand behind me ears rapidly, flattening them every time her hands passes over them, causing me slight discomfort.

I decide to try and make her calm down at least somewhat. So a bite her lightly on her shoulder

"aaaahn" She gasps, grabbing my hair and a holding me in place while her other hand lay on my back. I stop biting her and pulls my hair back slightly, pulling my head along with it. I yelp in pain and see her face an inch from mine. She lets go of my hair and pushes her hand on my forehead, pushing me down onto my back. I can't move, she's already onto of my chest. I'm thankful I don't need to breath to "live".

Water laps at the side of my face as she holds my arms down and slowly begins to lower herself ontop of me, pushing her legs out over mine. Her chin is resting against mine, and she's staring at me with those same cold, empty eyes as before.

What do I do?
[] Uuuuuuuh
[] Hypnotize
[] Fade to black
[] try and get out
[] Hug
[] write in

>>36476194
[] Fade to black

>>36476194
[] Uuuuuuuh

>>36476194
>[] Hug
Only real option

>>36476194
>[] Uuuuuuuh
>A...are we still bathing?
>[] Fade to black
>meow!

>>36476194
>[] Fade to black
>[] Mew
that's enough fun for now

>>36476194
>>36476233
changing to
>[] Hug

>>36476226
I was a fool anon, I didn't see that one, of course you are right.

>>36476194
>>36476210 swapping to

>>36476233

>>36476194
>[] Fade to black

>>36476254
Dick.

>>36476256 Swapping to >>36476249
Then. I suppose we can hug before that.

Gotta get the adorable >Mew >Meow on

>>36476194
>>36476233
I'm sure we can fit a hug in there.

>>36476249
A hug also fine

I wrap my hands around "maria" and hug her.
"A..are we even taking a bath anymore?" I ask her

"Now now, kitties shouldn't question their owners" She says smiling.

"Uuuuuh?" I say as she begins to slide her hand down my chest.

Later
I curl into a ball at the bottom of the now empty tub, sore all from what "Maria" did to me, bite marks cover my arms and legs and my tail twitches weakly as I hear "Maria" unlock the door and leave, humming to herself.

I stand up and shakily walk over to a towel and begin to dry myself off. My hair is still wet, and my ears the sorest part of my body due to "Maria"'s relentless rubbing off them.

What do I do?
[] walk into the room
[] get dressed with the remains of what you were wearing
[] cower in the tub
[] Take a shower
[] write in

>>36476408
>[] walk into the room
then get dressed properly and head to the requests office, we need more clothes

>>36476408
Cower is an option? Aw hell she was abusive.

>[] walk into the room
On all fours. We're a good kitty. No more reason to hurt her.

>>36476408
>>36476424
seconding this.
So "Maria" plays rough.

I like it

>>36476436
second

>>36476408
>>36476424
this.

>>36476436
I think its more intimidated than anything else.
Layla just doesn't know what the hell just happened.

>>36476408
>>36476436
Seconded

>>36476408
>[] get dressed
>[] get new clothes
Good thing we're undead, we can take "Maria's" "love". Still love everything Maria.
seconding>>36476436

>>36476493
Eh I'll hold judgement till I see the smut paste if Headmaster writes one. If he does and it's not brutal then It's okay.

>>36476529
>and it's not brutal
Oh I'm sure it is. Just in the sexy kind of brutal.

>>36476526
Maria and "Maria" can do no wrong. Clearly it's whats best for Layla.

>>36476529
maybe

Damnit no! Don't let Layla become a goddamn sub!

>>36476408
>>36476424

this, maybe get a bloodbag for the soreness.

>>36476529
Considering how strong "Maria" is, if she were actually brutal, Layla would be more than just sore.
And roughness was to be expected after how Maria had her way with Layla.

>>36476549
Yes. Clearly we don't understand our other "Maria" enough.

>>36476587
Anon, Lalya was always the sub.
She was the sub before they even had a relationship.

I think it's all tied up
4 votes for being a normal persons
and 4 votes for >>36476436

>>36476632
I'll vote for normal person i guess

>>36476587
>become
I'm pretty sure I remmeber when we talked about hypothetical smut between them a lot of threads ago, everyone agreed Layla would be the sub.

>>36476632
I go with normal person.
Maybe put her tail between her legs, do cats do that?

>>36476587
We already have a saying for this

Senpai on the streets.
Kouhai in the sheets.

>>36476632
I'll vote for animal walking. My guess is >>36476648
>>36476656
Already voted and are just voting again to get what they want.

>>36476632
Fine, normal it is. Normal Maria might not get it, or worse...

>>36476587
Layla is the sub... did you not read the other smut post? Layla is totally submissive went it comes to anything lewd

>>36476632
>>36476436
This

>>36476734
I >>36476677
actually hadn't voted yet. For what its worth, anyway.

>>36476734
I'm not against animal walking in principle, as playing. But it just doesn't feel appropriate right now, and I don't want Maria to have a fit because "Maria" hurt us.

I wrap the towel around myself, my ears twitching as I make sure it stays up to cover myself. I need to at least try to be normal every now and again. I'm not sure THAT was normal, but who cares about that, really. I peak my head out of the door and see Maria collapsed on the bed, looking slightly confused and out of it. I look through the drawers looking for some clothes, but then I realize that I really only had a few pairs of clothing to start with, and due to how I tend to go about missions, I've slowly lost most of my shirts. And "Maria" just destroyed my last one almost entirely. My tail twitches, at least she didn't touch my tail. I grab one of Maria's shirts and throw it on, trying my best to ignore her scent on it as I slowly walk my way to the the requests office as I try and keep my mind off what just happened between me and "Maria". I walk through the the halls and down the stair, through the courtyard and into the office

"Oh Holy shit" He says "if it isn't you, let me guess, going to make me break my back carrying all the stuff you aren't even ever going to use, well tell me what do you want this time?"

Well what kind of clothes?

>>36476818
Far as we know she did hurt us. Unless Headmaster specifies that's what I'm going with.

Apparently we lived through the experience because we're undead.

Clearly cementing we're the only girl for Maria. Ever. EVEr. EevvvVvveEEEerrrrrr

>>36476865
The.. kind you wear?

Business casual? Adorable school girl clothing? Keep up the innocence?

A nun outfit?

>>36476866
>Far as we know she did hurt us.
I meant the unsexy kind of hurting, and the description of soreness and bite marks made me think only the sexy kind went on.

>>36476865
Don't have much of an opinion, as long as our hoodie is okay.
>normal cut jeans and some sleeveless t-shirts

>>36476865
Just normal casual wear, with everything having some form of head covering. This could be a hood or a hat, just needs it. Business formal, for the professional assassin.
Everything should be easy to move in.

>>36476865
Whatever lese we get, we need at least one school girl outfit like in Marias chinese cartoons.

>>36476865
Normal clothes. What else would we wear?

I'm kinda surprised, Headmaster seems to have gotten the small segment of /tg/ that doesn't spend hours playing dress up.
I'm really happy about that.

"Clothes, the casual kind, maybe a few school uniforms and things like that" I say

"Really? don't need my schematics for a death ray?" He says "no diet coke, no cat nip, not even my mini fridge I've been lying about being out of stock with?"

"What?" I say

"Nothing" He says throwing his hands into the air "I'll get you some fucking clothes, but you have to pay me"

"How much?" I ask

"look, I am just giving you everything that is your size and I think you would like" He says "I have no idea how much they actually costs, so I'll just say five hundred solid and be done with it so I can go back to being mad at all you little shits, does that sound good?"

what do I say?
[] sure
[] no
[] Actually I just though of some more things I need
[] I have an idea that would get you some extra cash
[] I need to ask you something about relationships
[] write in

>>36477057
>[] sure

>>36477057
>[] sure

Not voting for it but what is
[] I have an idea that would get you some extra cash
referring to?

>>36477103
Layla cat plushies

>>36477057
>>36477139
All of my yes.
>[] I have an idea that would get you some extra cash

>>36477057
>[] sure

>>36477139
okay.wat?
Was she just inspired?

>>36477057
>[] sure
>>36477139
As amusing as it would be to have "Maria" slaughter everyone she finds with a plushy of her kitty, I think I pass.
Although we might make one for us.

>>36477057
>[] sure
>[] I have an idea that would get you some extra cash

>>36477057
[] I need to ask you something about relationships

Need to find out what happened..

Also

>Sure

>>36477057
>[] sure
I really want the relationship question, but I could not justify Layla talking about lewd thing to anyone.
So if its non-lewd
>[] I need to ask you something about relationships
>>36477181
>Although we might make one for us.
>Where can I get a plushy made?
Maybe we can appease the beast a little bit with that.

>>36477237
>>36477057
Seconded

"Sure" I say handing him five hundred dollar bills which he grabs greedily. He goes back into the back for a bit and comes back with a large back he seems to be having some trouble carrying. He goes back into the back and places some little wheels onto the bottom that he screws on to it.

"Okay, that should be enough, I hope" He says "I have no doubt you're going to ruin all of this in a month or two, so please try to make it last"

"Can I can get some relationship advice?" I ask pulling the box down onto the floor with some effort.

"...sure" He says rubbing his forehead, parting his short black hair "lay it on me, I have nothing to do anyways"

"How do you deal with the person you love being two people?" I ask

"Threesome" He says instantly "Oh fuck you mean Maria, then a threesome is out of the question"

"What's a threesome" I ask

"Doesn't matter" he says "Maria is just two people in one body, I think, I don't know, she could just be so bonkers she fell sane and one personality is there to keep her sane, don't know, I need less sleep to really think about this nice and hard, and a nice bottle of booze"

"So what do I do?" I ask

"Don't piss either side off" He says "just keep both happy and nothing should go wrong"

"Okay" I say "seems easy enough"

"Do you want anything else?" He asks "more sleeping pills or anything"

What do I do?
[] leave, go back to room 1856
[] Well actually.....
[] Job job job
[] Practice your throwing knives on him (he'll survive) 1d20
[] write in

>>36477374
Making another hopeful but futile bid for
>CQC, knife classes

>>36477374
>[] Job job job

Or...

>[] leave, go back to room 1856
I'm easy to please.

>>36477374
How long you gonna be up for? If awhile I'll vote job.. if not.. then I'll probably swing for back to the room or walking about.

>>36477374
>Maria is just two people in one body
When did he find that out? Last time we asked you said no one except Maria and Layla know.
>>36477405
And this one. Clearly we need more stamina to satisfy both Marias.

>>36477441
Not true satisfy one the other is too tired to go on.

Maria at the moment would probably be fine with cuddling.

>>36477405
This, our knife fighting skills are lacking.

Why.. learn to use a knife when we've got a sword.

Also have we totally abandoned poisons?

>>36477441
I don't know, he's a leprechaun or someshit, maybe "Maria" walked in and asked for a blunt instrument to beat someone to death with someday or something

>>36477466
You want to use a sword and at the same time you ask after poisons, what?
No, I personally hope we haven't abandoned poisons, but reaslistically I'm expecting all our missions in the future to be solved with blunt force and vampire powers now that we have it.

>>36477469
Legit explanation, I buy it.

>>36477466
We went over this. No sword. Unless we find a spell to shrink it or some shit.

>>36477506
Sword because we've got a demonic weapon. Just seems a waste to look at it and think, Naaah knives.

Poisons because.. I don't think we've ever really used them.

Maybe we can use our vampire abilities to boost our poison? We never did make anything out of nun blood. We should attempt something like that. At least coat the knife/weapon in something...

>>36477531
"We went over this" We've gone over a lot of things. At one point Vampire was out of the question... so don't give me that crap.

If we're not going to use it we should sell it.. or something.

>>36477374
>>36477405
Oh anon, you don't know how happy this makes me. Seconding.

>>36477576
>At least coat the knife
Thats the idea. Pretty much.

>At one point Vampire was out of the question
Because it was revised, like, 3 times or so?

I still think we should give the sword Maria. She likes that weebo shit, and she is stronger than us.

>>36477405
this now

I know, I say as I push my box of clothes out of the thing, I'll go train my knife fight skills at CQC class, not to mention I need revenge against that mustachioed bastard. I begin pushing the box towards the small clearing where the class is held.

I see the usual crowds of students around the few fighting each other or being beaten by the shirtless teacher who is shorter than most of them. He throws a student over the crowd and knees another one in the groin hard enough to make him start vomiting. He picks the still vomiting student up and spins him around before dropping him on his knee and tossing him away, before punching another student in the chest and knocking him to the ground with a dull thud.

What do I do?
[] watch for awhile
[] Charge in with you combat knife, fight the teacher 1d20
[] Sit on box cart,push down hill, ride through crowd
[] fight a student, or two 1d20
[] write in

>>36477619
Anons have speculated it's melphia's blade. In which case it gets ripshit powerful if you kill loved ones with it. Layla is the only person in that Category.

>>36477576
>We've gone over a lot of things.
My point was that we have discussed at length the benefits of sword versus knife, since you had asked why use a knife instead of the sword.
If you have some new aspect to bring up, feel free, but in difference to the vampire thing, very little about the sword benefits/drawbacks has changed.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>36477634
>Charge riding cart! Assault teacher with combatknife! Flying cat cart pounce!

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>36477634
>[] Charge in with you combat knife, fight the teacher 1d20
Let's go!

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>36477634
>>36477669
The dice gods wills it!

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>36477634
>[] Charge in with you combat knife, fight the teacher 1d20

>>36477669
HAH! As I typed that I thought you know.. this is fucking stupid! But the Dice gods love it.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>36477634
>>36477669
Seconded

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>36477634
>>36477669
Thats fucking stupid, but you can't argue with those dice.

>>36477701
See>>36477685

I know what I must do, I pull my combat knife from out of my back pack and begin pulling my box uphill, until I'm near Building E and looking down at the crowd from way up high. I don't care I left my hoodie in the bathroom, because to tell you the truth I won't need to poison this guy. I shall use surprise to defeat the unconquerable demon teacher Jimmy or whatever his name is. I sit on top of my box and kick my legs against the ground to begin me on me decent towards the crowd. I pull my legs up as I begin to pick up speed, laughing madly as I approach the crowd of people, faster and faster with each passing moment. I bowl through a one or two before the rest get out of the way and stop in the middle, my box unharmed. I leap at the CQC teacher as he stares at me in confusion, knife in my hand. We trade blows, our small blades running against each other rapidly as we fight. Sparks fly from where the knives meet and we dance around each other, neither of us risking a punch or a kick to give the other an opening to fillet the other.
He has reach and power
I have speed and reflexes

"WHAT THE SHIT IS GOING ON!" I hear some one scream

"I don't fucking know, this is some dragon ball z shit up in this bitch" Antonio shouts "someone get me some fucking popcorn, fuck this is awesome, look at them go"

"is it healthy to bed that way?"

"Is it even possible I ask good sir"

"If I was a guy I'd be so hard right now"

"What?"

I stop paying attention to the crowd as I block another slash from the teacher and stand forward, but he pushes my blade away and grabs my hair and lifts me up

What do I do
[] KICK HIM IN THE BALLS 1d20
[] KNIFE FIGHT 1d20
[] Cast: Hell fire vomit
[] Pock him in the eyes 1d20
[] Bite his nose 1d20
[] headbutt 1d20
[] write in 1d20
luck coins 2

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>36477926
>[] KNIFE FIGHT 1d20

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>36477926
>[] KNIFE FIGHT 1d20

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>36477926
[] KNIFE FIGHT 1d20
IT's what we're here for.

Since stupid works Nyaing and Catlike gestures when possible.