>>36429972
Announcements: twitter.com/REQMX

Q&A: ask.fm/REQM

Character Sheet and Misc:
http://pastebin.com/u/REQM

Archive:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Re-Monster
or
http://archive.moe/tg/search/tripcode/!!7fb3j+Ac+pZ%20/type/op/
or
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rD-MZe51wYI63xxl-tG8dsxj-RWVtJu3S6Gzd6OTJSw/edit?usp=sharing

>>36429972
>>It doesn't matter how early it is. Wake up your parents- You've gone without a last name long enough.

Yes. YES!

>>36429972
>It doesn't matter how early it is. Wake up your parents- You've gone without a last name long enough.

It's time

>>36429972
>Crawl to the dinner pile, sate your hunger.
No point in getting clean just to get dirty again by eating.

>>36429972
>>It doesn't matter how early it is. Wake up your parents- You've gone without a last name long enough.
I am curious

>>36429972
>It doesn't matter how early it is. Wake up your parents- You've gone without a last name long enough.
FINALLY!

>>36429972
>It doesn't matter how early it is. Wake up your parents- You've gone without a last name long enough.
Fuck eating and bathing, let's get a name!

>>36429972
>Hop in the bath, start warming it up. Your friends will probably wake up fast without you.
>Crawl to the dinner pile, sate your hunger.
Snacking in bath, ho!

We can always use "Thunderbreaker" as name.

>>36429972
>Hop in the bath, start warming it up. Your friends will probably wake up fast without you.

As if we need a name, we earn our own, thats how adventurers do it.

>>36429972
>Hop in the bath, start warming it up. Your friends will probably wake up fast without you.
>Crawl to the dinner pile, sate your hunger.

10 replies, 9 IPS, looks legit

>>36429972

> Hop in the bath, start warming it up.
> Wouldn't know where dad is anyway. Mom and him left for parts of the tree unknown last night. Probably best to let them come down at their own time.

>>36430072
You miscounted anon, no need to run on that train so early already

>>36430072
One is REQM replying to himself and not an actual vote

Parent bothering takes the first round!
Writing!

>>36429972
>It doesn't matter how early it is. Wake up your parents- You've gone without a last name long enough.

HA HA TIME FOR SPIDERS

>>36430181
Well I guess we can always fall back on Tunderbreaker if dads name turns out to be lame.

>>36430197
Why not Smith? Or Elfbutt-McSpiderssen?

>>36430205
Because mom called us that, I would think she should get a word in that.

>>36430205
>Lyra Thunderbreaker, Bane of scales.
Tell me that doesn't sound like a great name.

>>36430243
Sounds kind of pretentious. At least let someone ELSE call us that.

>>36430264
>At least let someone ELSE call us that.
Someone else DID.

>>36430277
Ignore him anon. He's probably that guy who wants to make tea cozies.

I was just about to play some more Dragon Age but then I saw that BEST QUEST is up!

>>36430284
And what's wrong with that?!

>>36430264
You might not remember, but that name is from our charsheet after mom called us that.
So someone else calls us that.

And its not really pretentious in a fantasy setting with adventurers.

>>36430297
Actually, I didn't remember that.

So, important question:

If moths only live so long, do they hit puberty/adulthood earlier?

>>36430330
Nin's legend will live forever.

Though I'm curious about that myself. She's the youngest, but she's the most mentally mature of Lyra's girls.

>>36430330
Probably.
Can't make much of a difference, considering how fast it apparently happens to longer lived arachne.

>>36430347
>but she's the most mentally mature
I think thats more a matter of personality than maturity, its become sadly rare, but Jin does show sometimes that she is a lot less airheaded than she sometimes appears in her hype.

>>36430264
>Pretentious
Pretty typical for adventurers, really.

>>36430347
I dont know about that.
Nin does the whole kid thing where bothering people = feelings sort of thing.
Sheszka might be more mature, but shes wrapped up in the whole pack mentailty

Guys.
I want to go to the village.
For multiple reasons actually.
1: I want to sneak in through the river and startle people with our breath holding
2: I want to interact with the higher up at the guild who wants to know who the fuck that lyra person is in some way
3: I want to get elle that spindle.

>>36430365
Nin is precocious. She's seems more knowledgeable for her age and species, but she's still immature.

>>36430525

Elle never asked us for a spindle, though REQM might put that in later. I agree with wanting to go to town and I think that is next on the list. We want to grab Lann and bring her and Nin to the forest waterfalls.

I also still really, really want to check out the crystal mine.

>>36430525
We will go the village to get Lann anway. And I have no interest in any of these things except the last.

>>36430547
Which is what I meant with personality rather than actual maturity. She read a lot and has a certain drive, but beyond that she isn't mature at all.

>>36430573
>really want to check out the crystal mine.
We can just ask the miners about the mine.

>>36430525
>I want to interact with the higher up
Is he even still around? I would assume he left after his checkup.

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Updated maps. I used a different computer with an earlier version of PS, so I had to redo the layer that controls the contrast. Things may look different overall because of that.

First the icon free map, now with the shallow water land bridge.

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>>36430631
Now with the tree an a compass rose

>>36430655
Photoshop file and some of the images I used, I had foolishly deleted some of the icons before I decided to throw everything on mediafire.

www.mediafire.com/download/3wjf5i0fh255x8e/REMQ_Project.rar

Bath and breakfast can wait. You haven't got a name, and you aren't going to stand for it!

You storm forward, and you would be angrily stomping if you weren't in a nest with a vaguely soft floor. You burn out your indignation pretty fast though.

Mostly because Mom and Dad aren't in the nest, so you're just kind of pumped up and feeling sort of silly.

You sidle side to side on your legs, humming and rocking Nin.

What kind of names do elves even have? Something silly with a pile of apostrophes, or something unpronounceable? Dad's name is Erics, though. Maybe humans have weird names? Lann is a half-elf, but you don't know what side gave her her name.

And all the monster names are short. Nin and Jin and Lyra and Elle and Sara.

Are last names done by family? Or ancestors?
You don't really know anyone's last name.

You're pacing near the edge of the nest when Dad's head peeks over the side.

He barely manages a startled squeak before you grab him.
"AH HA!"
"GODS! I- Lyra?"
"WHAT IS MY NAME"

Dad puts his hands up.
"Your name is Lyra."

"Ah."

You pull him into the nest proper and set him down, while Mom crawls up behind him, barely containing her laughter.
"Sorry, yes? I didn't mean to yell."
"That's, uh, That's fine. How did you forget your own name?"

"I didn't forget my- A last name. Surname, yes? Do I have a surname?"
"Do you want one?"
"I am fairly certain that is not how names work."

Mom has failed. She has begun to laugh.
"Well, I mean that there is more than a few you could have."
"What?"
"Most monstersfolk don't use them, of course. But Arachne have a sort of tradition for it? And the elves do as well, of course."
"Uh-"

>Tell me about the elf name. Or names?
>What kind of traditions do Arachne have?
>Give me a last name already.
>Other (?)

>>36430805
>>36430655
>>36430631
Awesome!
Thanks a ton.

>>36430835
>>Give me a last name already.

>>36430835
>>Give me a last name already.
"Then give me both, yes!?"

>>36430835
>Other (?)
What is -YOUR- surname, dad?

>>36430835
>What kind of traditions do Arachne have?
I NAMES, names of SPIDERS!

>>36430835
>What kind of traditions do Arachne have?
>Tell me about the elf name. Or names?

>>36430835
>>Tell me about the elf name. Or names?
I won't approve unless it has at least four apostrophes and one hyphen

>>36430835
>Tell me about the elf name. Or names?
>What kind of traditions do Arachne have?
>Give me a last name already.

>>36430835
>>Tell me about the elf name. Or names?
>>What kind of traditions do Arachne have?

>>36430835
>What kind of traditions do Arachne have?
Its funnier to surprise people with the "half-elf" bit.

>>36430835
>What kind of traditions do Arachne have?

>>36430856
No problem, it was fun.

>>36430835
>What kind of traditions do Arachne have?
>Tell me about the elf name. Or names?

>>36430835
>>>Tell me about the elf name. Or names?
>>What kind of traditions do Arachne have?
>>Give me a last name already.

WE SHALL HAVE THE LONGEST NON ABYSSAL NAME IN ALL OF CREATION.

>>36430835
>What kind of traditions do Arachne have?

>>36430835

> Give me the last name already
> Then Arachne tradition time

>>36430835
>>Tell me about the elf name. Or names?
>>What kind of traditions do Arachne have?
Give us the names! ALL THE NAMES!

>>36430835
>Tell me about the elf name. Or names?
>What kind of traditions do Arachne have?

>>36430835
>What kind of traditions do Arachne have?
Story time.
Besides that I don't care about the name thing, no one else seems to use one.

>>36430835
>>>Tell me about the elf name. Or names?
>>What kind of traditions do Arachne have?
>>Give me a last name already.

I'll have one of everything please

>>36430835
>all of the above

I don't think anyone has ever even used a last name in this story. Even the humans don't.

>>36431081
They asked us for a last name though!
Which is why we asked our dad!

>>36430835
>Tell me about the elf name. Or names?
>What kind of traditions do Arachne have?


Give me ALL THE NAMES

>>36431081
I was actually surprised they have family names here, thats kinda unusual for a "medieval-ish" setting.

Asking about names!
Writing!

>>36431097
>They asked us for a last name though!
Yeah, thats what makes me wonder. No one ever introduces himself with their last name, so much that before Lann asked we didn't even consider having one.

>>36431112
They at least had names like "Bill of That Village O'er Yonder". So Lyra could be "Lyra Spiderbuttinthattreeoverthere".

>>36431131
That were descriptions to distinguish them from other people of the same name, not something people called themselves.

>>36431158
Unless they were famous for some reason and could expect someone would recognize the "Bill of whatever-ville".
But it is actually unusual they would have surnames, come to think of it.
Maybe that old human empire had some civil bueraucracy?

>>36431158
Which turned into surnames. Come on, Smith, Black, and so on.

>>36431182
>>36431158
>>36431131
>>36431129
>>36431112
Elves, at least, have noble families, right?
It would stand to reason they would have something to seperate themselves

>>36431158
That's how last name came to be formed.
Johnson = Son of John.
Smith = dat nigga be the James that is a smith.

>>36431236
>>36431257
Guys, everyone knows that. That happened centuries later, when civil bueraucracy demanded surnames for tax registration and similar, thats why I said its unusual for a "medieval-ish" society.

>>36431250
>Elves, at least, have noble families, right?
Noble families had family names for way longer, but dad isn't from one if I remember right, since his mom wanted some social moving upward from her mage son.

>>36431305
You did have patronyms for longer, so maybe the humans use that?

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Hey. Something before I hopped on a bus a couple of days ago.

>>36431403
Nin looks cute there,
but if I may say so,

Lyras head and torso look awful. Her ears are way too large, they are "slightly pointed" The shoulders are way too broad combined with the lack of bust makes her look like a guy. The face should probably be a lot rounder too

>>36431403
gentle reminder that our exoskeletal arms might actually be eating our arm bones.

Also reminder that we probably can't get sweet arm muscles through the carapace either.

>>36431403
The limbs are making me confused...
Is Nin being carried or on Lyra's side?

>>36431496
>>36431403
Our chitin hasn't reached that far up our arms yet, it ends at the ellbow with the fur.
I can't imagine our regular arm bones disappear, since the change is gradual. Maybe they kinda "melt" with the chitin.

>>36431506
She is standing on her back, or kneeling in that case.

>>36431538
I thought they ended at like, near our shoulder.

You settle down.
For a given value of settling, and a given value of down, of course.

"Everything."
"Pardon?"
"Tell me everything, yes."
"Uh-"

Your mom interrupts, red-eyed from too much laughter.
"Start with the elves, dear."
"Sure. So, the elves- Well, the elves of the isle, anyway-"
"The isle?"

"The elven country is on an island. Sort of."
"That very specific, yes."
"Do you even know what an island is?"
"Of course I do!"

"Well, there's a land bridge."
"Then it... isn't an island?"
"It disappears with the tide."
"So it's a part-time island then."
"Fine- I- Fine, Just fine."

You smile.
"So, the elves of the part-time island...?"
You gesture for him to continue, while wearing a matching grin with your mother.
"The families- Well, The richer families started to own more and more land. So they started considering themselves nobles of sorts, in the same manner as human lords, though they'd never admit to it."
"Ah. So they started to keep names, so people would know how important they were, yes?"

He smiles wryly.
"That's pretty much spot on. Most of them named themselves after their manors, or after their lands."
"... Wouldn't most of those be named after them in the first place?"
"They're a little overly proud of themselves."
"I think that goes beyond pride, yes."

He snorts.
"And that is one of the reasons I am here."
Mom laughs, and sits down next to you, throwing an arm around your shoulders. You readjust your sleeping moth, and she curls a little further in your arms, away from the sun.

>>36431567
"Well then, dearheart, Now I can tell you about the arachne, yes?"
You nod. Dad sits a bit further back, apparently relieved that his half of the story is done.
"Yes, yes. There aren't many arachne, yes? And we tend to live, well, wherever there is room."
"Yes."

"And we are long lived, yes? So, to make it fast- faster, maybe, for people to recognize others, we use our parents names."
"Mother's or father's?"
"The mother's mostly. It's up to the child, in the end. Many don't bother."
"Then your name is?"

"Nialla Selenasdottir, yes."
"Hmm. And Dad's?"

He makes a face.
"Erics of Firescarn."

>Elf Name (Forest? Firescarn?)
>Arachne Name (Mother? Father?)
>Just Lyra is fine, yes.
>Other (?)

>>36431562
She compares it to gloves the last time, I mean gloves like that exist, I guess, but the fur is at our arm, at at the end of the chitin, so it definitly doesn't go that far up.

>>36431403
In addition to what those other guys said, the y also sera tunics. This permits you to add less detail and slightly less anatomically correct. But don't sweat it. Those criticism sur aren't mean, but keeping them in mind will help you improve. Looking foward to seeing that redrawn someday.

>>36431585

>>Just Lyra is fine, yes.

If a name then.
>>Arachne Name Mother

>>36431403
Awesome, thanks!

>>36431585
>>Just Lyra is fine, yes.
We'll make a note of it and decide later

>>36431585

Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn sounds good

>>36431585
So, we'd be lyria nialla erics?
>Arachne Name (Mother? Father?)

>>36431585

> Just Lyra is fine, yes.
> Though make sure they knew we appreciate knowing our heritage.

>>36431585
>Other
Whatever our last name was in our previous life.

>>36431585
>Just Lyra is fine, yes.
Niallasdottir, nah.
And Firescarn sounds terrible too.

>>36431585
>>36431620
>>36431627
either good

>>36431585
>Arachne Name (Mother? Father?)
Because mom is a badass, who wouldn't want to brag about being descended from her?

>>36431585
>Just Lyra is fine, yes.

>>36431585
>Use each as the situation demands, mothers with the forest, elves if we visit them.

>>36431585
>Just Lyra is fine, yes.

>>36431585
>Other
BOTH!
Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn.

>>36431585
>Just Lyra is fine, yes.

>Arachne Name Mother
>We can use Niallasdottir occasionally when meeting other forest people.

>>36431585
>Just Lyra is fine, yes.

>>36431585
>Just Lyra is fine, yes.
Not much Point in a surname when apparently no one ever uses theirs anyway.
Would be pretty silly if Lyra is the only Person in the Story to use a surname.

>>36431620
I'm okay with that.

>>36431585
>Just Lyra is fine, yes.


Maayybee
>Niallasdottir
In formal occasions or when we really need one.

>>36431585
>Just Lyra is fine, yes.


If we really need one
>Arachne Name Mother

Why "dottir" though? Thats just feels out of place.

>>36431700

>And this here is Lyra
>Thats Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn!
>Lyra why do you need more names? There's no one else called Lyra here.
>Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn! Get it right!

Being just Lyra is fine most of the time, but at least we can pull out names when we need to.

>>36431742
Dottir..... Daughter

>>36431585
>Lyra THUNDERBREAKER
And yes, its pronounced in capital letters.

>Just Lyra is fine too, I guess.

>>36431585

>Arachne Name (Mother)

>>36431742

It's Icelandish (I think).

>>36431762
...I know?
I have no idea what you are trying to say?

So we're sticking with Lyra, but we'll whip out extras as we need them then?
Is this okay?


>>36431742
Niallasdaughter just seemed more awkward to write, for some reason.

>>36431814
yeah, sure.
Long as we have SOMEthing to write on the entrance form.

>>36431814
Yes. That's sounds good.

>>36431783
>It's Icelandish (I think).
Overall north germanic really, danes, swedes and norwegians have it too, but my point was it seems odd for a forest race. And I didn't really see why north germanic, might as well have been a russian matronym.

>>36431814
Yep, we need to pull out ALL the names when we go to meet the elf grandparents.

>>36431826
>russian pa/matronym
That would sound terrible.
Bulgarian might work, Lyra Niallaowa.

>>36431814
Sure. Nillasdottir seems to be the forerunner, so we should go with that when it comes up.

>>36431814
Sure, that's pretty much the way names usually work.

>>36431826
I should know, I live in sweden; although i was actually refering to the spelling dottir, in swedish it's spelled dotter.

Oh shit, Nin is hearing all of this anyone want to take a guess as to what she is going to start calling us.

Alright, then.
Writing!

>>36431877
fuckifiknow

>>36431874
Ah yeah, I didn't took it precise with the spelling, its -datter in denmark too, I just meant the general form.

>>36431877

Her Highness Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn Thunder Breaker and Bane of Scales, Queen of the forest and ruler of all monsters of the grand council

>>36431842

Bonus points if we can find out the name of the old city....

Im partial to the surname Niallaspawn. Suitably monstrous yes?

>>36431912
Unifier of the Tribes and Shaper of Earth

>>36431912
sounds perfect

>>36431927
>Niallaspawn
You should have said that earlier, I would have sconded it. Niallaspawn does sound better.
Its also a lot more fitting for forest spiders than "-dottir".

>>36431929

So then

Her Highness Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn Thunder Breaker and Bane of Scales, Shaper of Earth and Caller of fire. Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes and ruler of all monsters of the grand council

COme on guys we need to beat the queen of England length of title

>>36431945
Sorry, just got here.

>>36431950
This. LEt's make mom faint from laughter.

>>36431950
You forgot a part.
Her Highness the Alpha Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn, Thunderbreaker and Bane of Scales, Shaper of Earth and Steal, Caller of fire. Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes and ruler of all monsters of the grand council

Sheszka would insist.

>>36431950
Forger of Metals

>>36432057
>>36432059
Her Highness the Alpha Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn, Thunderbreaker and Bane of Scales, Master of the Forge, Shaper of Earth and Caller of fire. Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes and ruler of all monsters of the grand council

>>36432057
>>36432059

Her Highness Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn Thunder Breaker and Bane of Scales, Shaper of Earth, Forger of Steel and Caller of fire. Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes, Aplha of Wolves and ruler of all monsters of the grand council

>>36432075
Alpha of the Pack, rather than Alpha?

>>36432091
Lyra Spiderbutt for short.

>>36432075
>As soon as Nin uses this
Wait, Nin, no, please, no.

>>36432075
>>36432091
Her Highness the Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn, Thunderbreaker and Bane of Scales, Master of the Forge, Shaper of Earth, Caller of fire and Giant Spider. Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes, Alpha of Wolves and ruler of all monsters of the grand council

>>36432092
Could work too, I just didn't want to do
>>36432091
>Aplha of Wolves

Because her pack obviously contains more than wolves. Otherwise we would have to do:

Her Highness Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn, Thunderbreaker and Bane of Scales, Master of the Forge, Shaper of Earth and Caller of fire. Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes, Alpha of wolves, friend of harpies, protector of moths and ruler of all monsters of the grand council.

>>36432116
Nin wut r u doin. Nin, Stahp.

>>36432118
>>36432091

We forgot her first blessing damnit
>>36432125
good point

Her Highness Lyra Niallasdottir the Crimson Guardian of Firescarn Thunder Breaker and Bane of Scales, Shaper of Earth, Forger of Steel and Caller of fire. Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes, Aplha of the Pack and ruler of all monsters of the grand council

>>36432125
Ok then;
Her Highness the Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn, Thunderbreaker and Bane of Scales, Master of the Forge, Shaper of Earth, Caller of fire and Giant Spider. Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes, Alpha of the pack and ruler of all monsters of the grand council

>>36432125
We haven't done most of that quite yet. So we should stick to:

Her Highness Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn, Thunderbreaker and Bane of Scales, Master of the Forge, Shaper of Earth and Caller of fire. Future Queen of the forest, Alpha of wolves, friend of harpies and protector of moths.

Her Highness the Lyra Niallasdottir the Crimson Guardian of Firescarn, Thunderbreaker and Bane of Scales, Master of the Forge, Shaper of Earth, Caller of fire and Giant Spider. Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes, Alpha of the pack and ruler of all monsters of the grand council.

Really rolls off the rt

>>36432157
>We forgot her first blessing damnit
Oh, true.

Her Highness the Crimson Guardian
Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn, Thunderbreaker and Bane of Scales, Master of the Forge, Shaper of Earth and Caller of fire. Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes, Alpha of wolves, friend of harpies, protector of moths and ruler of all monsters of the grand council.

>>36432173

I feel I should regret having started this but I love it.

>>36432173
Forgot about the ruins!
Her Highness the Lyra Niallasdottir the Crimson Guardian of Firescarn, Thunderbreaker and Bane of Scales, Master of the Forge, Shaper of Earth, Rebuilder of Old, Caller of fire and Giant Spider. Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes, Alpha of the pack and ruler of all monsters of the grand council.

>>36432173
>the Crimson Guardian of Firescarn
Thatr really doesn't work because it sound slike we are the guardian of Firescarn, but her blessing is about protecting people.

>>36432212
Her Highness the Crimson Guardian Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn, Thunderbreaker and Bane of Scales, Master of the Forge, Shaper of Earth, Rebuilder of Old, Caller of fire and Giant Spider. Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes, Alpha of the pack and ruler of all monsters of the grand council.

>>36432187
>>36432202
>>36432212

Her Highness the Crimson Guardian
Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn, Thunderbreaker and Bane of Scales, Master of the Forge, Shaper of Earth and Caller of fire. Rebuilder of cities, Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes, Alpha of wolves, friend of harpies, protector of moths and ruler of all monsters of the grand council.

>>36432230
>Rebuilder of Old
Maybe "rebuilder of ruins" or something sounds more pompous.

>>36432231
Her Highness the Crimson Guardian
Lyra 'Spiderbutt' Niallasdottir of Firescarn, Thunderbreaker and Bane of Scales, Master of the Forge, Shaper of Earth and Caller of fire. Rebuilder of cities, Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes, Alpha of wolves, friend of harpies, protector of moths and ruler of all monsters of the grand council.

At least this is better than two idiots ranting about spider musculature.

>>36432231
Guys. We've made a work of art.

>>36432231
Her Highness the Crimson Guardian
Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn, Thunderbreaker and Bane of Scales, Master of the Forge, Shaper of Earth and Caller of fire. Rebuilder of cities, Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes, Alpha of wolves, friend of harpies, protector of moths, Adventurer among Humans and ruler of all monsters of the grand council.

We need to add a title for every race we make friends with, queen of England won't have shit on us

>>36432265
You make a valid point
Talking shit about the queen

>>36432279

That queen has no spider butt she is clearly inferior

>>36432265
Her Highness the Crimson Guardian
Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn, Thunderbreaker and Bane of Scales, Master of the Forge, Shaper of Earth and Caller of fire. Rebuilder of cities, Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes, Alpha of wolves, friend of harpies, protector of moths, Adventurer among humans, Host and Guide of half-elfs and ruler of all monsters of the grand council.

I feel like we should fit "giant spider " somewhere in there. Maybe at the end.

>>36432332
>Some bastard removed Giant Spider
What, Why. It was in there for a reason.

>>36432332
>Her Highness the Crimson Guardian
>Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn, Thunderbreaker and Bane of Scales, Master of the Forge, Shaper of Earth and Caller of fire. Rebuilder of cities, Queen of the forest and Giant Spider, Unifier of the tribes, Alpha of wolves, friend of harpies Cousin of Seranthis, protector of moths, Adventurer among humans, Host and Guide of half-elfs and ruler of all monsters of the grand council.


I even adding in mountain spider

>>36432354
Her Highness the Crimson Guardian
Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn, Thunderbreaker and Bane of Scales, Master of the Forge, Shaper of Earth and Caller of fire. Rebuilder of cities, Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes, Alpha of wolves, friend of harpies, protector of moths, Cousin to the Forestwalker, Adventurer among humans, Host and Guide of half-elfs, ruler of all monsters of the great forest and Giant Spider.

This will be the answer when they asked our name at the village.

>>36432231
YOU BASTARD.
How dare you remove our most holiness of tiltes? Giant Spider we are proud to be!

>>36432369
Needs to be at the end like in
>>36432402

>>36432402

That's it perfection we're done.

I feel bad for Lann having to right that all down.

I can see the old man making jokes now

>>36432402
Maybe the punctuation needs to be changed a bit so it flows better and distinguishes between types of titles, but this looks good to me.

nin pls

You consider it for a moment.
A few moments.

Maybe you just sit quietly for a few minutes, enjoying the mornings breeze. No-ones going to judge you.

In any case, you take the time to consider your words before you speak.
"Hmmm. I think.... I think I will just use Lyra, yes?"

Mom bursts out laughing.
She does that a lot. It's not really that funny, Mom. Mom, stop. Mom.

"Not like that! I mean- Gah. I will use more if it's appropriate, yes? When I need it."
"Like when she announces herself to her subjects."
"yes, Like when I- What."

"Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn, Queen of the Forest and Protector over All-"
"No No No No-"
"Spearwielder, Dungeonbreaker! Friend of Oakring, Savior of Moth Children-"
"Nanananananan I can't hear you-"
"Rebuilder of the Lost, Restorer of the Ancient-"

Mom is having a fit. Dad is staring. Nin is waving her arms with every pronouncement, and trying to climb you for a better vantage point.
You are trying to not exist, but you've been unsuccessful so far.

"I think some of those aren't words, little one."
"Queens can make up words if they want!"
Mom nods sagely.
"You will need a great deal of practice to say all that with one breath, yes?"

Nin crosses her arms and nods.
"Fear not! I shall be ready for the queens ascension!"
"Of course."

Still existing.

>End this. To the bath. Dunk the Moth.
>Hide your embarassment with food.
>Keep her quiet! Somehow!
>Other (?)

>>36432474
Once we get better at forging, we can add created artifacts to the list.

>>36432488
>End this. To the bath. Dunk the Moth.
REMOVE MOTH

>>36432488
>>End this. To the bath. Dunk the Moth.

>>36432488
>End this. To the bath. Dunk the Moth.
>Hide your embarassment with food.
>More importantly, stuff Nins mouth with food

>>36432488
>End this. To the bath. Dunk the Moth.

>>36432488

> To the Bath. Dunk the moth.

>>36432488
>End this. To the bath. Dunk the Moth.
hey if we bath with her, won't her dust wash off and end up on us?

>>36432488
>>End this. To the bath. Dunk the Moth.
It's dunking time

>>36432488
>>End this. To the bath. Dunk the Moth.

>>36432488
>End this. To the bath. Dunk the Moth.

>>36432488
>>End this. To the bath. Dunk the Moth.
>>Hide your embarassment with food.
Keep her quiet by feeding and bathing her!
Wait

>>36432402

"Alright spinner I just need your name"
"Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn"
"Alright let me just...."
"Her Highness the Crimson Guardian!"
"What?"
"Thunderbreaker and Bane of Scales, Master of the Forge, Shaper of Earth and Caller of fire!"
"Wait a sec.."
"Rebuilder of cities, Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes!..."
"Lyra sto..."
"APLHA OF WOLVES, FRIEND OF HARPIES, PROTECTOR OF MOTHS, ADVENTURE AMONG HUMANS, COUSIN TO THE FOREST WALKER, HOST AND GUIDE TO HALF-ELVES, RULER OF ALL MONSTERS OF THE GRAND COUNCIL AND GIANT SPIDER!"
"Damnit Lyra I am not writing all that"
>>36432488
>>End this. To the bath. Dunk the Moth.

>>36432524
Hush. Its not like it wont effect us anyway.Its mainly to get the powder on whoever lays on us.

>>36432488
>>End this. To the bath. Dunk the Moth.
Chaos Dunk Nin into the bath.

Nin is best girl.

>>36432488
So, combining all titles that I can see, we end up with;

Her Highness the Crimson Guardian
Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn, Thunderbreaker and Bane of Scales, Master of the Forge, Shaper of Earth and Caller of fire. Rebuilder of the Lost, Restorer of the Ancient, Spearwielder, Dungeonbreaker, Friend of Oakring, Rebuilder of cities, Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes, Alpha of wolves, friend of harpies, protector of moths, Cousin to the Forestwalker, Adventurer among humans, Host and Guide of half-elves, ruler of all monsters of the great forest and Giant Spider.

>>36432532
Lyra wouldn't.

>>36432488
>End this. To the bath. Dunk the Moth.
There is no way it isn't ending like this.

>>36432556

We need to make this list longer, lets go meet some dwarves and elves and Lamias

Wait shit, crusher of bones, slayer of necromancers!

>>36432556
>>36432591

Her Highness the Crimson Guardian
Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn, Thunderbreaker and Bane of Scales, Master of the Forge, Shaper of Earth and Caller of fire. Rebuilder of the Lost, Restorer of the Ancient, Spearwielder, Bone Crusher, Slayer of Necromancers, Destroyer of Magic Dungeonbreaker, Friend of Oakring, Rebuilder of cities, Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes, Alpha of wolves, friend of harpies, protector of moths, Cousin to the Forestwalker, Adventurer among humans, Host and Guide of half-elves, ruler of all monsters of the great forest and Giant Spider.

>>36432591
>slayer of necromancers
Lets leave Aria some titles too, she killed the necromancer.
But Crusher of undead armies sounds good.

You filled 42 posts with a neverending extending list of titles.

Also, apparently Nin is getting a bath. Whether she wants one or not.
Writing!

>>36432620
>>36432613

Right then so

Her Highness the Crimson Guardian
Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn, Thunderbreaker and Bane of Scales, Master of the Forge, Shaper of Earth and Caller of fire. Rebuilder of the Lost, Restorer of the Ancient, Spearwielder, Bone Crusher, Destroyer of Magic, Dungeonbreaker, Friend of Oakring, Rebuilder of cities, Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes, Alpha of wolves, friend of harpies, protector of moths, Cousin to the Forestwalker, Adventurer among humans, Host and Guide of half-elves, ruler of all monsters of the great forest and Giant Spider.

>>36432591

Her Highness the Crimson Guardian
Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn, Thunderbreaker, Bane of Scales and Crusher of bones.
Rebuilder of the Lost, Restorer of the Ancient, Spearwielder and Dungeonbreaker
Master of the Forge, Shaper of Earth and Caller of fire. Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes and Friend of Oakring.
Alpha of wolves, friend of harpies, protector of moths, Cousin to the Forestwalker, Host and Guide of half-elves and Adventurer among humans.
Ruler of all monsters of the great forest and Giant Spider.

>>36432653
Now its 43

>>36432653
>You filled 42 posts with a neverending extending list of titles.
And growing.
Are you proud?

>>36432666
>Destroyer of Magic
Shit, we totally forgot about that one.
Catcher of lightning would need into that too.
Maybe "Slayer of bears" or something else referencing our big game hunting.

>>36432666
>>36432690

Her Highness the Crimson Guardian
Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn, Thunderbreaker and Bane of Scales, Bone Crusher, Destroyer of Magic, Master of the Forge, Shaper of Earth and Caller of fire. Rebuilder of the Lost, Restorer of the Ancient, Spearwielder, Dungeonbreaker, Friend of Oakring, Rebuilder of cities, Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes, Alpha of wolves, friend of harpies, protector of moths, Cousin to the Forestwalker, Adventurer among humans, Host and Guide of half-elves, ruler of all monsters of the great forest and Giant Spider.

Proper ordering is hard apperently

>>36432723

Her Highness the Crimson Guardian
Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn, Thunderbreaker and Bane of Scales, Bone Crusher, Destroyer of Magic, Slayer of Beasts, Master of the Forge, Shaper of Earth and Caller of fire. Rebuilder of the Lost, Restorer of the Ancient, Spearwielder, Dungeonbreaker, Friend of Oakring, Rebuilder of cities, Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes, Alpha of wolves, friend of harpies, protector of moths, Cousin to the Forestwalker, Adventurer among humans, Host and Guide of half-elves, ruler of all monsters of the great forest and Giant Spider.

Thunder Break is good enough for the lightin as well

>>36432724
I tried to sort the titles more lgically, after famous killings, abilities, achievements, people befriended and such.

>>36432747
>Thunder Break is good enough for the lightin as well
It refers to something else though, so it might be appropriate.

>>36432774
perhaps Thunder Breaker wielder of Lighting?

>>36432488
>End this. To the bath. Dunk the Moth.
DUNK HER!

>>36432752

You did fine I threw bone crusher way after the rest of the Killing titles

>>36432797

I think if goes better along with the rest of our elements

Her Highness the Crimson Guardian
Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn, Thunderbreaker, Bane of Scales, Bone Crusher, Destroyer of Magic, Slayer of Beasts, Master of the Forge, Shaper of Earth, wielder of Lighting and Caller of fire. Rebuilder of the Lost, Restorer of the Ancient, Spearwielder, Dungeonbreaker, Friend of Oakring, Rebuilder of cities, Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes, Alpha of wolves, friend of harpies, protector of moths, Cousin to the Forestwalker, Adventurer among humans, Host and Guide of half-elves, ruler of all monsters of the great forest and Giant Spider.

>>36432724
I feel Queen of the Forest should be the beginning of a new sentence, for emphasis.

Her Highness the Crimson Guardian
Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn, Thunderbreaker and Bane of Scales, Bone Crusher, Destroyer of Magic, Slayer of Beasts, Master of the Forge, Shaper of Earth and Caller of fire. Rebuilder of the Lost, Restorer of the Ancient, Spearwielder, Dungeonbreaker and Friend of Oakring.
Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes, Alpha of wolves, friend of harpies, protector of moths, Cousin to the Forestwalker, Adventurer among humans, Host and Guide of half-elves, ruler of all monsters of the great forest and Giant Spider.

We don't really need three titles for the same thing. And Rebuilder of Lost, Restorer of Ancient suffice.

>>36432653

A bath and another round of beatings. That'll learn her to do what with the fancy proselytizing. Then it's off to town.

>>36432847
Oh yeah, we definitly need another trainings session, so Nin can evolve tonight.
And if Lyra is lucky she sleeps through our time in the village.

>>36432847
Chitinous Tyrant! Abuser of servants!

>>36432872
Nice, we can add those titles onto the list.

>>36432872
It's not abuse. It's tough love.

>>36432817

Her Highness the Crimson Guardian
Lyra Niallasdottir of Firescarn, Thunderbreaker and Bane of Scales, Bone Crusher, Destroyer of Magic, Slayer of Beasts, Master of the Forge, Shaper of Earth, Weilder of Lighting and Caller of fire. Rebuilder of the Lost, Restorer of the Ancient, Spearwielder, Dungeonbreaker and Friend of Oakring.
Queen of the forest, Unifier of the tribes, Alpha of wolves, friend of harpies, protector of moths, Cousin to the Forestwalker, Adventurer among humans, Host and Guide of half-elves, ruler of all monsters of the great forest and Giant Spider.

>>36432880
>>36432872
Traitors! Badmouthing the queen!

>>36432872
Maybe not Abuser, but Chitinous Tyrant is great.
Maybe "Merciless Trainer" or something.

>>36432909
>>36432872
Sounds more like something she would use on occasion and shouldn't be in the titles list.

>>36432901

25 titles and counting 28 total counting our names,
>>36432909
maybe 26/29 now

>>36432909
That is reserved for our mother. We would do ANYTHING to skip training with her. Well almost anything.

>>36432900
I bet that's the same thing Mom says when she trains us.

>>36432931
Seducer of Elves

>>36432901
Perfection.

Now we just need to keep adding the more we get.
Maybe add Sister of ... at some point.

>>36432901
>>36432928
>>36432948

Ok REQM we have the current name, we'll update it as we go along. Have Nin memories this

>>36432958
I can see Nin talking Sara into writing it down for her.

>>36432901
Can we add Blight of Ursa on to this list?

>>36432987
We already have slayer of beasts for that.
Maybe once we kill a especially huge bear.
Huger, I guess.

>>36432931
>>36432946
The Queen Mother, Nialla Selenasdottir, Seducer of Elves and Merciless Trainer

>>36433011
So what you're saying is Nin needs to be bribed to embarrass others with excess titles as well? I can get behind this

>>36432987

In the footsteps of some odd great Uncle Kayus, we must hunt the Mega Ursa. More likely, we must surpass him by hunting even greater prey, the Ultra Ursa, whose horns are yet more bears.

>>36433003
What about that huge crab we killed that fed an entire village?

>>36433052
Nah man. When the Ultra ursa is in the forest, it just spawns 2/2 bear tokens everywhere.

Hit it? bears come out of its mouth.
Slice off its claw? Bears come out the claw fully grown.
It sees you and stands up and roars? Suddenly bears behind every tree and bush.

>>36433111
Curer of Cancer

>>36433011
The Queen Mother, Nialla Selenasdottir, Seducer of Elves and Merciless Trainer

Princess Sara Niallasdottir of Firecarn, Royal Magician, Friend of Stars, Magical researcher and Warcaster.

Princess Aria Niallasdottir of Firecarn, Mageslayer and Toppler of Giants.

>>36432579
Nin will.

This has to end. You can't take any more.

You stand slowly, rising to your feet- There is a inevitable feeling to the way you move, like watching a glacier bear down upon something. Slow, but unstoppable.

Nin pauses as you grab her, two hands pinning her arms to her sides and drawing her in front of you.
"Lyra?"

Your face is frozen. Immobile. No hint of emotion crosses your visage as you advance on the pool.
"Lyra? What are you- Eeeee-"

You step into the bath without slowing, dipping the moth into the cool water- Your legs ignite benath you, and there's a flurry of bubbles churning the placid surface as it begins to heat around you.

Nin sputters. You let the act break, and smile ever so sweetly at her.
"You are my responsibility, yes?"
"Wha-"
"So of cooooourse I must make sure you are presentable."

You dunk her again, pulling her up with one hand, the other reaching for a rag.
And then you set about scrubbing the little moth.

She protests a little, but really, there's no way way out of this.

You clean her thoroughly, delicately washing her hair, behind her ears, running your hands over her antennae. She settles eventually, demanding a cloth of her own.

And then she grabs hold of your hair, pulling you down so she can wash you.

>>36433449
Cute!

>>36433449
Jin wakes up at some point, floating her way to the waterfall and splashing beneath it. Sheszka joins you shortly after- She takes one look at Nin's attempts and joins in, scrubbing away at your shell.

Jin returns from her shower and joins in as well. You let yourself sink a little lower as your friends scrub away.
It's kind of like a massage.

As much as you'd like to sit in a hot tub all day, you do have plans. Kind of.
You have general guidelines, with large blank spots that will probably wind up filled in with 'keep Nin out of trouble' or 'Carry sleeping monsters everywhere'.

Maybe you're getting too predictable?

>That's enough delays. Head for the village.
>Maybe a little practice before you go?
>You're not really in a rush. You could laze around a bit.
>Other (?)

>>36433465
>That's enough delays. Head for the village.

>>36433465
>That's enough delays. Head for the village.
If we were going to practice, we should have done it before our bath.

>>36433465
>>That's enough delays. Head for the village.

>>36433465
>Maybe a little practice before you go?

>Head for the village.

>>36433465
>Maybe a little practice before you go?


>>36433476
Wat? No?
We never did it that way around.

>>36433465
>You're not really in a rush. You could laze around a bit.
when's the last time we just lazed?

>>36433465

> Beat Nin down
> While she's pooped from training, move it to the village.
> Scuba spider is go.
> Invite Lann to come and visit
> Snoop around in the village until she is ready to go.

>>36433465
>That's enough delays. Head for the village.

>>36433465
>Maybe a little practice before you go?

>>36433503
Roughly two days ago.

>>36433465
>Maybe a little practice before you go?
I want to see our moth evolve soon.
And we won't get any fighting in with our journey with Lann.

>>36433465
>That's enough delays. Head for the village.

>>36433465
>Maybe a little practice before you go?

>>36433465

To The Village...
a spot of big game hunting on the way wouldn't go amiss...

So, how is our Half-Elf-Napping going to go down?

Are we just going to stride into the building, grab Lann and leave? Will we say something Dramatic? Will we lay a trap and spirit her away? does the method really matter?

>>36433465
>That's enough delays. Head for the village.

>>36433465
>Maybe a little practice before you go?

>>36433465
>Maybe a little practice before you go?
Tired moths, are peaceful moths.

As if.

>>36433541
>"I am taking this.Thankyouverymuch!"

>>36433465
>Maybe a little practice before you go?

>>36433541
I just hope she isn't busy with guard duty.

>>36433541
As long as she is not on guard duty its more or less stroll in, pick her up, place her on shell, walk out. Talking is optional.

If she is on guard duty. We find the small guard boy. Pick him up hold him in the air all the way to Lanns post. Put him down. and then proceed with plan A.

>>36433465
>>That's enough delays. Head for the village.

>>36433608
>Pick him up hold him in the air all the way to Lanns post.
Poor fuck would probably faint of fear on the way there.
And we just might kill the old guy with laughter.

>>36433541
> "I am taking my elf and leaving."

WHY are we taking the elf again?

>>36433644
It's fun?

>>36433627
>>36433608
Everything about this is beautiful. We're doing it.

I... think Head straight there won?
Writing!

>>36433644
Because we like her?
She showed us some advetnuring, we show her the forest. Seems fair.

>>36433655
but like
WHAT is our plan? What are we going to do with her?

>>36433644
Why are we not?

Plus we already invited her.

>>36433679
We wanted to show her the forest? Our nest, and the waterfall.
She wouldn't get the chance without us.

>>36433665
The sheer lazyness that has overtaken this quest!
Unconscionable!

>>36433679
Have fun?

>>36433679
Show her the forest.Its a date!

>>36433722
We bring our first village girl into the nest, what will mother say!

>>36433722
With four girls. Because Lyra doesn't do things halfway.

>>36433722
>>36433745
>>36433755
All of you have caught the LEWD DISEASE!

>>36433769
Its not lewd as long as we dont hold her hand as she tries to walk with us.

>>36433769
The LEWD DISEASE was never gone!
It was merely biding its time!

>>36433782
Don't worry.
We will let her ride us.

>>36433745
It will be worse yet when we bring the the small guard one day as a replacement for Lann. Just to see if he can be a good replacement. Mainly to see how mom would react to us bringing boys over.

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>>36433782
this is too much for me anon.

>>36433823
I don't think she would react any different to that. From her perspective we are all still children anyway.

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>>36433879
Mom knows that we are very fast learners. Hell, we are even starting to sprout our own mosquito bites on our chest now. It would be fair game to ask her when we start bringing males over for the first time.I just want to see all of the spaghetti that she would spill trying to explain it while being cordial to our "guest"

>>36433929
Then the dawning horror of realizing she should have been watching out for the girls surrounding Lyra.

>>36434071
wanting to see mom's spaghetti is one thing, but actually pairing us with people is another.
You lewdplagueguy. I can't think of any good words for infectee.

>>36434071
Poor Nialla, tries to keep her daughters pure, and lewd mothbutts steal her handholding innocence

>>36434118
What?

>>36434118
Lewdie?

>>36434130
we're like, a month old.
No actual pairings for years and years and years.

>>36434118
Who said that we wanted to pair with anybody? I want ADVENTURE!And subtle ways to beat her that are not combat related.

>>36434141
While I like the idea of no pairings for years. Its been made clear very explicit that arachne and all monsterkin we met so far, mature way faster than humans. We are in puberty. Of course, if it goes after moms will we won't be having pairings until we are at least 200

>>36434167
I am pretty sure we've gotten word of god that romantic stuff won't be coming up for years according to normal monster growth patterns
I will cut you if you ask me to go digging through all the fucking threads for exact quotes

>>36434071
Silly anon. Remember how Lia told us how often she ran away with mom for days? Until she couldn't walk anymore, indeed.
She knows the harpybutt.

>>36434178
Its in the ask.fm, and its not "romantic stuff" its "getting children", which isn't at all the same thing.

>>36434197
I will also cut you if you insist on relationships before age of sexual maturity

>>36434206
I don't insist on anything, but you should realise Lyras sexual maturity will be in a few months at the latest, we are already in puberty.

You might not have a plan, per say, but you do have intentions.

You gather up your friends- even Jin is mostly awake, despite the daylight.
It's a start.

At this point, you could make the trip with your eyes closed. Figuratively. You'd walk into a tree, or get your skull caught on something if you actually closed your eyes.

What you're trying to say is that you keep your eyes open as you walk.

It doesn't take long to reach the ruins- There's no doubt in your mind where Mom and Dad will be spending the day. You smile to yourself as you walk.

A wave of your hands as you pass through the shattered walls of the city, and the arch of a gate starts to form up again, pieces of rock running together, casting a twisting shadow over head. Nin watches in awe as the twin pieces meet overhead, leaving a perfect gateway standing in your wake.

You laugh, and keep walking.

You can keep doing this. You can do this as much as you want. You're a giant spider, it's not like anyone's going to say otherwise.
Your smile grows just a bit wider.

You keep it up as you leave the ruins, the stones of the road evening beneath your feet. They neatly fit together, snipping free the grass and weeds growing between them.

You might be a little tired as you plod the last bit of distance to town.
Maybe you went a bit overboard.
Maybe there should be somebody to tell giant spiders otherwise.

You're almost there now. Hmmmm- How to go about this?

>Inform the gate guard you're hear to abduct Lann.
>Sneak into town?
>Just go in the regular way.
>Other (?)

Sorry about that, I took a minute to eat there.

>>36434278
>>Inform the gate guard you're hear to abduct Lann.
They want us to do this the proper way.

>>36434278
>Inform the gate guard you're hear to abduct Lann.

>>36434278
>Inform the gate guard you're hear to abduct Lann.

>>36434278
Ask the gate guard for Lann. Then do>>36433608
Its the perfect crime. Nobody would ever expect that!

>>36434278
>Inform the gate guard you're hear to abduct Lann.
sneaking would be fun, but since they have apparently strict regulation, I don't want the guards to get into trouble.

>>36434278
>>Inform the gate guard you're hear to abduct Lann.
We are a giant spider.

>>36434278
>Maybe there should be somebody to tell giant spiders otherwise.
Haha. No, we just need to take Sara with us to give us mana.

>Inform the gate guard you're hear to abduct Lann.

>>36434278
>Inform the gate guard you're hear to abduct Lann.
Inb4 Nin says our "Titles" and we're here for some time

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>36434278

> Operation: Scuba Spider engage

>>36433608
>>36434278
I vote to throw this in with whatever option we pick.

>>36434278
>Inform the gate guard you're hear to abduct Lann.
Assuming it's one of the guards you know and vice versa.

>>36434349
I'll second that

>>36434278
>>Inform the gate guard you're hear to abduct Lann.

This specifically >>36433608
If you please

>>36434278
>Inform the gate guard you're hear to abduct Lann.


>>36434349
I'm against it, vote for it properly or not at all.

>>36434372
>I'm against it, vote
Voting dosen't work like that anon.

>>36434278
>Inform the gate guard you're hear to abduct Lann.
>>36434349
Not everything that is funny a sa joke to make between updates is a thing that should actually happen, this is one of them.
Its just harassing someone for no good reason.

>>36434278
>>Inform the gate guard you're hear to abduct Lann.
>>Sneak into town?
Inform the guards, then leave, and go in the river to sneak in.

It's not civilized if you don't tell someone before you sneak in to kidnap them.

>>36434372
Oh yeah?

>>36434278
>>36433608
I second this action because

>>36434372
Doesn't like it.

>>36434385
>Voting dosen't work like that anon.
Neither does it with "I vote to ignore that actual winning vote and do what I want"
I didn't vote against it, I just wanted to express that putting stuff like that on other peoples votes isn't done.

>>36434278
>Inform the gate guard you're here! to abduct Lann.

>>36434278
>Inform the gate guard you're hear to abduct Lann.
Maybe we catch her still in bed and can carry her out.

>>36434408
REQM makes a point of trying to combine multiple votes if they're popular enough.

>>36434278
>Inform the gate guard you're hear to abduct Lann.

>>36434278
>Inform the gate guard you're hear to abduct Lann.

Calmly and politely informing the guards of our intent to kidnap an adventurer.
Now all you have to do is apologize and I'll make you all honourary Canadians.
Writing!

>>36434475
Yes, multiple votes.
He said "put this on the actually winning option". And thats just silly.
Thats why I said, vote for it normal, if you want it. And if enough would have also voted for it, then it could have been combined.

It wasn't so the point is moot anyway.

>>36434519
Sorry

>>36434519
S-sorry

>>36434519
Sorry. It was a pretty good plan, eh?

>>36434519
Sorry, boss.

>>36434519
B-but what if I'm already Canadian?

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>>36434519
that comes when they ask
>Why are you telling us this?
>s-s-sorry, I didn't want to be rude.

>>36434715
Sorry, but I am a giant spider.

>>36434715
Further proof that Lyra is a self insert.

You head down the hill, aiming for the opening in the fence. For once, you don't recognize the guards- The old man is there, at least.

You're fairly certain that he'll die in that chair. You've never seen him leave it.

The guards stand straighter as you approach, which is probably the standard response when approached by four monsters. The old man is already starting to smile.

Alright, Lyra. Time to make your move.

"Good afternoon, yes!"
There's a moment of confusion as you wave to them, both guards blinking. One is tall, fresh-faced, short cropped black hair with a crossbow in his hands. The other is a bit shorter, scruffy looking with brown hair and a beard starting to grow back. He's got a spear in his hands, though to be honest it's nowhere near the size of your own.

You stop yourself from making the obvious joke and wait with a smile.

"Uh. Good afternoon, Miss?"
"Lyra, yes."
Your hand is already moving to Nin's face.
"Lyra Niallasdo-mmgmgrmmgmgmgnn-"

The old man has begin to laugh.
The smaller guy has started to look between you and the moth, eyes flicking slowly from oen to the other. You're still smiling.
"Is she okay?"
"She thinks she is a herald. And tries to announce me everywhere I go. Her name is Nin, This is Sheszka. And this one is Jin, but she lives in town, yes?"

"Uh. Alright, then. And what are you looking for in Oakring today, miss?"
"Do you know Lann? Half elf, adventurer, archer?"
"Of course."

"I was planning on kidnapping her, yes?"