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You give up on sleeping.

This is like the third time that you've woken up early, and it just doesn't seem like your body wants to actually sleep so you have officially given up on doing so. And so, you pull yourself from under the warm covers and expose your bare arms to the cool morning air...

...yeah, that definitely shocked you all the way awake.

After getting in a morning stretch, you head into the bathroom and take a nice long shower, then get yourself all nice and presentable for the day.

Drawing implements... check.

Sword... check.

"Alright, time to go," you say, patting your sword as you walk out into the hallway.


>go down the hall and check on the marianne
>find the karel and bug her
>say hi to the arnaud
>bug someone else

>>36402173
>say hi to the arnaud

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>>36402173
>say hi to the arnaud

>>36402144
>Princess Guard Quest 220
>This quest is now longer than the new testament.
Are you ever going to stop Arch? -Can- you stop?

>>36402173
>say hi to the arnaud

>>36402173
>>bug someone else
Could we go see Aquaman? Ask him about the day?

>>36402173
Remind me, Arnaud is the spymaster-butler or the swordmaster dude we're thinking of hookng Agnes up with? Or are those the same guy?

>>36402304
Same guy.

>>36402173
>>say hi to the arnaud
see if there is anything we can do to help with the trip

>>36402173
>say hi to the arnaud

>>36402173

Arnauuud. The biggest pimp.

>writing

>>36402542
I thought The Boss was the biggest pimp, though I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Arnaud has some rather lively investments going on down Cateno way.

>>36402173
>say hi to the arnaud

>>36402636
As someone who is only halfway through the archive, has the whole VN idea crashed and burned yet?

>>36402807
Nope, its gonna happen.

>>36402807
Nope.
It's just not getting started until the quest is over and done with, I think Arch is already looking for artists and shit.

>>36402807
The dream will never die

>>36402807
No it has not, it's mostly planed out I think.

Sorry about the slowness, I was busy finishing up tonight's episode of The Flash.

>>36402807
What part are you up to in the archives?
What do you expect will happen next?
What do you think of the quest so far?

>>36402807
Much like the quest itself,, it will live on forever.

>>36402807
>>36402966
Who is best girl?

>>36402952
I didn't notice you being any slower than usual

>>36402851
To be honest, my biggest reason for hoping Princess Guard VN to be a success is the possibility of FDQ VN if it done well.

>>36402952
>Being slow because of The Flash
10/10
top irony

>>36402985
Marianne

>>36402966
151, just before they leave Marconetti.
No goddamn clue. Kind of a lull in story advancement at this point.
The quest is pretty nice, although arch's spelling mistakes are the best part.
>>36402985
Elena

>>36403035
Good choice
But not in a sexual way, I hope

>>36403035
Hope you have fun on Namic.

>>36403070
If you want a sexual answer, then Anyone but Luciana.

>>36403077
He said just before they LEAVE Marconetti

>>36402985
Lucian's bestgirl.

>>36403035
>although arch's spelling mistakes
My eternal shame...

>>36403105
Even Agnes?

>>36403114
>Heresy.

>>36403131
ESPECIALLY Agnes.

>>36403124
Just remember, spelling mistakes in a /tg/ quest thread are relatively easy to correct.
Spelling mistakes in a released version of a VN are less so.

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It's REALLY early in the morning so it might not be the best idea to go and bug your friends just yet... but you're fairly certain that Arnaud is up and about, especially with the final preparations for the trip and all.

And if you can help out before starting your actual work for the day, that's always a bonus. After all, he's always there to help you out when you need it. Returning the favor is the least you can do.

After making sure that your door is completely closed, you head down to the first floor of the castle, it's usually where you find him around this time of the day.


>[1/?]

>>36403035
In all honesty, there's very little in the way of action between where you are now and the current thread. It's mostly just comfy as fuck character moments.

>>36403237
Comfy moments are the best moments.

>>36403215
>inb4 morning Arnaud mames morning Meido look like normal Meido

>>36403261
It's why I read this thing.

>>36403215
>[2/2]

"Three carriages, fully inspected and all that," a butler says, bowing to Arnaud. "There shouldn't be any issues with broken wheels or axles or any of that, sir."
"Good," Arnaud nods. "The last thing we need is a breakdown en-route."


>say hi now
>wait a bit

>>36403342
>>say hi now

>>36403158
>looks like your parents abandoned you and you don't know who your grandma is, huh?
>maybe I could be your grandma tonight?

>>36403342
>say hi now

>>36403342
>Say hi now

>>36403342
>say hi now

>>36403342
>>wait a bit

>>36403342
>say hi now
Offer assistance, assuming we have enough time before the breaking of fast.
don't sabotage the carriages to instigate exciting breakdown happenings

>writing

>tfw the picnic goes almost entirely as planned, with little to no interruption

Did we make sure we invited everyone we should have to this thing?

"Hey," you say, waving to both Arnaud and the other butler as you approach.
"G- Good morning!" the butler nearly jumps when he sees you standing there.
"Hello, Reinhold," Arnaud turns to you. "Excited about today's trip?"
"Can't say that I'm not," you laugh. "Need any help?"
"I was just finishing up, actually," he replies.

He then waves away the other butler and turns back to you.

"So did you need my help with anything before the trip?" Arnaud asks.


>nah, I was just saying hi
>yeah, actually...

>>36403931
>nah, I was just saying hi

>>36403960
Ask about frisbees or other equivalent picnic game equipment.

>>36402173
>>36403215
>waking up
Sleepy Rein wearing jimjams commission when?

>>36404001
I like this idea
Pin the sword in the Spinelle

>>36403960
Can't think of anything specific we've forgotten and I expect Butler-God to have taken care of tge basics so be nice and say hi.

>>36404073
Better Spinelle than "The Dragon"

>>36403960
Is Reinhold still training with Arnuad or did that stop?

>>36404073
Nothing so vulgar.
Pin the tail on the llama perhaps.

Spinelles are for Piñatas

>>36404110
I think it's largely circumstances getting in the way for now, most we got some bonus swordskills during the timeskip

>>36404142
Because Reinhold thrusting his big stick towards Spinelle makes her burst into treats?

>>36404110
Still training with him.


>writing

>>36404175
That's roughly how I picture their relationship.

>>36404148
>most
Literally no idea where that came from, ignore the "most"

So if we ever do see Spinelle, we're murdering her on sight, yes?

>>36404325
That's the plan.

>>36404325
No.
Probably break down in tears of joy as we're finally reunite with best girl.

>>36404325
or falling into a trauma induced coma like when we grabbed Marianne's peaches. But yea we make our composure saves that bitch dies.

>>36404351
Seconding

>>36404325
No, no. I have a plan.

We need to find a way to get Sylvie (and maybe Nico) to know our full past.

That way, Luciana and Sylvie can bond over killing Spinelle, and then we can all go adventuring together with no hard feelings.

this is a bad idea, most likely

>>36404325
Implying Citrine wouldn't stab her to death first.

>>36404438
But she never rqped Citrine. As far as I know.

>>36404325
I imagine Reinhold confronting her and finally getting some closure.
Then Luciana blows up her house or something

> run into Citrine
> she taunts Rein
> Rein decides to be the bigger man and turn his back on her
> then he hears something
> turns around to find her with a stroking the hair of some little kid
>the poor bastard can't be much older than 10
What do?

>>36404575
I'm really hoping you meant Spinelle.

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>>36404575
>invent time travel magic
>enact pic related

>>36404575
Wonder why Citrine is acting so strange.

>>36404563
Actually, I more see Luciana mindbreaking her into a permanent nightmaric shadow of an existence. I doubt she'd let Spinny get off with something so clean as death.

"Nothing really," you say. "Unless you have any idea for like, games or something for Elena and the others to do while we're out there."
"Actually, I believe Elena was in charge of that," Arnaud laughs.
"...really?" you say, squinting.
"Yes, Sir Gregory was telling me -all- about how she was dragging him around his house while looking for supplies..."

You can definitely believe that.

"He actually went through the trouble of dig-" Arnaud stops midsentence and holds up his hand. "One minute..."
"Huh?" you're confused at first, but then you notice the guard who's quickly approaching the two of you from down the hall.

>[1/?]

>>36404433
I imagine all the girls will go after her like the prawns did to that PMC asshole guy at the end of District 9.

>>36404598
>>36404596
My eternal shame...

>>36404609
I'm sure its nothing to worry about.

>>36404609
I'm totally prepared for Elena being stood on a crate with a megaphone, angrily blaring instructions at everyone for how to play some confusing, elaborate game she just made up.

>>36404633
We've probably just run out of fresh strawberries or something.

>>36404519
She's pretty protective of him then.

>>36404609
>[2/2]

"Sorry to interrupt," the guard says, "but a letter came in and I don't have the clearance to read it. So if you could maybe..."
"Oh, of course," Arnaud nods.
"Thanks," he sighs.
"Sorry to cut our conversation short, Reinhold," he says, turning to you, "but I really should take care of this in case it's something important."
"Yeah, okay," you nod. "Go ahead."

As Arnaud and the guard hurry away, you wonder what to do next...


>go bother the karel
>see how marianne's doing
>find the melanie
>[OTHER]

>>36404730
>go bother the karel

>>36404730
>>[OTHER]
We should invite Niklaus

>>36404730
>[OTHER]
>Bug the Niklaus
>Acquire crystal bracelet
>Give it to Marius at picnic
Like we said we would.

>>36404730
>see how marianne's doing
>find the melanie
Find the maido, find out about the princess as well.

>>36404730
>go bother the karel
Let us see our imouto.

>>36404750
To be honest, we've made too many preparations at this point.

>>36404730
>go bother the karel

>>36404730
>>find the melanie

MEIDO

>>36404730
>see how marianne's doing

>>36404730
Did we bring our swimming trunks?

>>36404814
Bro it's too cold to swim, we ain't no dragon.

>>36404730
>go bother the karel

>>36404730
>see how marianne's doing

>>36404730
>see how marianne's doing

How does Meido even get to work on time once she moves in with the Migaults?
I mean, we know what she's like in the mornings. How the fuck will getting prepared and organizing maids even enter her mind when she's waking up every morning being spooned by her naked, silver-haired, foul-mouthed, 6 foot tall, tom-boy, lancer waifu?

WE HAS A TIE

And so, FINAL DESTINATION FOX ONRY BLAH BLAH BLAH voting is enacted. Reply TO THIS POST with the nuimber AND ONLY THE NUMBER of your vote. Timelimit is five minutes.


>check on the marianne
>bother the karel

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>>36404905
>she's waking up every morning being spooned by her naked, silver-haired, foul-mouthed, 6 foot tall, tom-boy, lancer waifu?

It's easy to get to earth every morning when you live in heaven.

>>36404920

Marianne! It is kind of our job, and we will probably see meido that way

>>36404920
1

>>36404920
1

>>36404920
1

>>36404920
1

>>36404920

>check on the marianne

>>36404920
2

>>36404920
>bother the karel

>>36404920
>
2

>>36404920
1

>>36404920
>Reply TO THIS POST with the nuimber AND ONLY THE NUMBER

>There is no number.

you're slipping archelon.

>>36404920
1

>>36404920
1

>>36404920
1

>>36404920
1

CLOCK OVER

Wow, only one vote for seeing Karel because you guys can't format your fucking votes right.

>>36405058
Karelfags confirmed for dumbfucks

>>36404905
Sir Gregory expects her to quit her job as the acting head maid whenever she decides to move in with them.

Nicolette's expressed a similar sentiment, though she does enjoy being able to see Melanie while on the job. And the maid outfit doesn't hurt at all.

>>36404937
I will never forgive mankind for making me miss out on best route.

>>36405093
So basically, we're unlikely to see either of them for the first three months.

>>36405093
It's not like Arnaud's gonna make her give back the uniform. I mean, c'mon, what would he want with it?

>>36405168
I'm not going to even point out where.

>>36405168
>PRijncess

Woah thats a really obvious one. Most of the time I'm looking over the text like waldo is hiding in it.

>Marianne or Karel

What's the difference at this point?

>>36405168
>"She never told you she had cancer, did she?"

Having eaten up a little bit of time so far, you figure that it's not too early to go check on Marianne now. She was still recovering from her cold yesterday, and you want to make sure that she's doing alright. And so, you head back upstairs to the hallway where both of your rooms lie, stopping in front of her door.

KNOCK KNOCK KNO-

The door swings open, and you just barely stop yourself from knocking on Melanie's head instead.

"Whoa," you say, hopping back on instinct. "Sorry about that, Melanie."
"It's fine," Melanie sighs. "I take it you wanted to check on the Princess this morning?"
"That's pretty much it," you reply.

Now that you actually bother to look at her face, Melanie doesn't appear to be all that happy...

>[1/?]

>>36405168
Meido's smile has not been successfully protected
Nico does not deserve a knighthood

>>36405200

But....but Nico is best girl?

Was my whole life a lie up to this point?
Who am I really? Why am I sitting on a website for Chinese cartoons?

NICO WHY

>>36405218
And then anon was the Reinhold

>>36405188
>>36405190
Maybe Melanie's Dutch.

>>36405093
That actually sounds kinda shitty for Melanie

>>36405218
>>36405200
Must not lose faith.

>>36405218
Nico's still best girl, but even she isn't knight worthy.

On a side note, seeing as Granache is more cool with girl-stuff than Marconetti, does it already have any female knights? And if so, why the fuck haven't we met one, dammit!

>>36405218
Sshhh

Don't fight against your fate.

Accept your failure for what it has become.

>>36405263
>On a side note, seeing as Granache is more cool with girl-stuff than Marconetti, does it already have any female knights? And if so, why the fuck haven't we met one, dammit!
I originally intended to introduce a female knight along with Anatole, but time constraints and too many characters and blah blah blah.

>>36405263
>she isn't knight worthy.
yet.

>>36405226
Melanie said she didn't want a promotion anyway. Her parents sent her to the castle for social climbing, so shacking up with future-lancer-knight is pretty much mission accomplished.
Plus, she's just gonna meido around the Migault house regardless of what anyone tells her.

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>>36405199

"I'm sorry to say this, but the Princess isn't feeling well at all today," Melanie says, shaking her head. "She was doing so well yesterday that I thought that she would have mostly recovered today, but when I went in to prepare her clothes for the day just now, she was, well..."

You can hear loud, throaty coughing coming from inside the bedroom. It sounds like she has a lot of buildup in her lungs.

"...damn," you grumble. "It's not serious, is it?"
"I don't think so," Melanie replies, "but it's really not a good idea for her to be outside in her condition... and especially not out by a lake."

Great. Just great.

"I guess I'll-"
"Is..." you hear Marianne coughing. "Melanie, is that Reinhold out there?"

She sounds absolutely awful.


>[2/?]

>>36405289
Fair enough, Turkey's prety cool.
Still an awesome girl-knight would have been a great way of Andreas getting over losing the Lucianab owl

>>36405302
OUR BEST LAID PLANS!!!
This is 2cruel4me

>>36405302
Do magic camcorders exist?

>>36405350
Sometimes the young'uns here forget the turtle thrives on suffering.

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>>36405302
>[3/3]

"Yes, he's right here!" Melanie shouts into the room.
"Tell him not to worry about me," Marianne yells... and then breaks into a coughing fit. "He doesn't need to stay here and miss the trip just because I'm sick."


>how do you respond?

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>>36405326
it's cool he gets to hang out with a loli
OH WAIT

>>36405376
This would be a much more easier decision if we were on Marianne's route.

>> 36405376

I think we should stay and get a couple others to hang out with her. She missed out on the last event too, don't want her to get lonely and seperate herself from everyone again.

>>36405376
There is no trip without you.

>>36405302
Unless we see her shes lying.

>>36405376
>>36405392
Something like this

>>36405396
>>36405392
>>36405389
Do you really think that she'd be happy about everyone missing out on the trip because of her? That'd just make her feel like shit on top of already feeling like shit from being sick.

>>36405392
No you idiot, you'll guilt her into going and hurting herself.

Don't do that

Say something like

>"If you want, I can stay around here with you today."

>>36405392

This pretty much.

She needs to get out more, but we should hang out with her anyway

>>36405376
I second >>36405410

>>36405376
"I'll think of a joke when I come back, don't worry."

>>36405389
>>36405392
She would dislike that even more, I think.

We could propose >>36405410, but it's risky if she takes it badly.

>>36405376
say we don't have to go just yet. Offer to go bring breakfast up to her room. Hang out with princess until picnico'clock.

>>36405425
I wonder how fast we could get to the lake with our dash spell.

>>36405425
much better. This is a smart idea, then we can see if anyone wants to stay around with her for the day.

>>36405425
why not

>>36405376
don't feel bad about missing it ill make sure we have a party/get together with all our friends just as soon as you are better.

>>36405438
Thierri and most of the adults are staying at the castle, and she likes her Dad more than she likes anyone her age anyone.

>writing

We could have stayed at her side nursing her back to health........

Mari route when?

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>>36405513
>everyone knows the best way to cure a cold is to pass it on to someone else!

and that's how you get the first H-scene

>>36405513

VN.

Cry with my my brother.

>>36405513
I just had a horrific thought.

Once the quest ends, we start over and pick a different girl.

Postpone trip until Marianne is better. A week or 2 should do it.

>>36405513
It requires us to climb the Guard Rank ladder, collects the Sealed Kings of Swordery, and sacrifice at least three of the other girls to get a chance with Marianne.

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>>36405533

New Game+

And luciana recalls EVERYTHING

>>36405533
>Once the quest ends
Funny joke friend.

>>36405537
>Sealed Kings of Swordery,
What kind of loser needs sealed kings to be awesome

>>36405527
How much will that cost me

>>36405533
And restart the waifu wars? we barely survived the last one.

>>36405538
Worth it?

>>36405533
that would be fun we could just skip parts too

>>36405554
But this time I feel like my waifu could win.
Fuck all of you, we're starting over.

>>36405553
Huh? That was meant for >>36405538

>>36405545
there goes our save data

>>36405545
>yfw in the VN we play Luciana fighting the other girls for the Reinbutt across alternate realities

>>36405554
You speak of survival as if Arch even needs us to continue this quest. The turtle leads a solitary life, destined to ever outlive all it nows.

>>36405594
Unless someone puts him on his back.

>>36405577
Wasn't the alternative timeline Rein and Citrine being raised all fancy and shit in the Eschenwold household.

>>36405613
>Wasn't the alternative timeline Rein and Citrine being raised all fancy and shit in the Eschenwold household.
Yup.
And Karel would be the tomboyish childhood friend character.
stretch goal if I'm feeling especially retarded

>>36405605
but his sister does that all the time

>>36405631

Only if theres still an option to waifu marianne from that side of the border.

>>36405631
Quick! Somebody get the bath salts and lobotomy picks!

>>36405631
Any idea how much it cost yet? cos i'll pay out for that stretch goal.

>>36405631
Stretch goal for Princess Guard High School?

>>36405669
Don't spoil the DLC!

>>36405669
Aside from uniforms, what's the difference?

>>36405668
He can't know that in advance, especially since he hasn't picked artists yet.

>>36405669
You have fanfictions for that.

>>36405669

Rival Schools.

>>36403174
Not really, just push out an update.
KS updated several times for spelling mistakes.

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Suddenly, you feel REALLY crappy. It was bad enough that Marianne's been sick for the past few days, but now she's feeling so bad that she can't even go with you and the others to hang out by the lake. The thought of her lying in bed, coughing and miserable, while everyone else enjoys themselves lust makes you feel really really REALLY guilty.

"Well I don't have to go just yet," you say. "I mean, I could bring you your breakfast and we could hang out until I have to leave if you want..."
"That sounds like a wonderful idea!" Melanie says with a beaming smile. "Don't you think so too, PrincesS?"
"No," Marianne's raspy voice calls out from inside her bedroom.

No?

>[1/?]

>>36405669
>Luci is class president
>Sylvie studies in the library all day
>Nicolette is the captain of EVERY sports team

>>36405723
Meido is janitor?

>>36405723
>Monique is the douchebag with a pompadour

>>36405723
>Aquaman as principal

I want this to be a thing.

>>36405723
Luci would be an exchange student from a sister school.

>>36405734
Arnaud is janitor. The janitor is always inexplicably awesome in fiction.

Gregory is the grumpy history teacher.

>>36405723
>Gregory is the scary history teacher
>Niklaus is the eccentric science teacher

>>36405669
I still can't believe that Sunrider Academy's getting μ of all people to do its OP song.

I would kill to get Duca to sing a song for a game that I made...

>>36405685
>He can't know that in advance, especially since he hasn't picked artists yet.

I just want to know roughly how much I need to donate to get it done.

>>36405721
>lust makes you feel really really REALLY guilty
[SPINELLE TRAUMA INTENSIFIES]

>>36405760

stretch goal~

>>36405763
Need to know how much of my clammy otaku money I need to save up in advance.
The answer is all of it.

>>36405763
$1billion should probably cover it

>>36405780
Thinking I have not already saved up.

>>36405799
Well shit

>>36405721
>"No," Marianne's raspy voice calls out from inside her bedroom.
>No?

I smell lies!

>>36405760
I have no idea what any of this means
This quest gets 2weeb4me too many times

>>36405721
>"No," Marianne's raspy voice calls out from inside her bedroom.
Marianne pls, why are you doing this?
We just want to bring breakfast and gossip.

>>36405820
Welcome to the club.

Sometimes I feel sad for arch if we can't manage to catch all the references he throws at us in the quests themselves.

>>36405817
She doesn't want her to see us this early because the royal family are secretly lizards

>>36405851
..ya know, based on internal lore of the setting that is entirely possible.

They're all ascended Leviathans.

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>>36405721
>[2/2]

"I appreciate the offer," Marianne coughs, "but I look absolutely horrid right now and it's bad enough that Melanie's seen me like this."
"Princess, you don't look -that- bad..." Melanie says, laughing nervously.
"You're just saying that. And while I really do appreciate your offer to keep me company, I also don't want you catching whatever it is that I have. Or to see me with bags under my eyes and..."


>okay, I understand
>press harder

>>36405820
Sunrider's a free TBS game that was kickstarted a while back, Academy is the high school setting spin off.
μ is the idol group featured in Love Live School Idol Festival, an insanely popular phone game in japan that people regularity spend thousands on.

So essentially they bought a Japanese idol group to do the opening song for their western VN.

>>36405851
No, the people who created the Branch powers were reptilians. The royal family has a soft spot for sweets, they're bears.

Don't tell that to Vincent.

>>36405820
Same here.

>>36405865
>press harder
How can you be a good friend without being far too pushy and annoying for your own good?

>>36405865
>okay, I understand
"I'm still bringing you breakfast though."

>>36405865
>press harder
Shes lying

I think

>>36405865
>press harder

She's so cute when she's depressed!

>>36405865
>okay, I understand

>>36405886
Makes sense, if we're going to concede not coming in to hang out, we are at laest dropping off breakfast.

>>36405865
>okay, I understand

Don't want to catch the plaguee.

>>36405867
>μ is the idol group featured in Love Live School Idol Festival, an insanely popular phone game in japan that people regularity spend thousands on.So essentially they bought a Japanese idol group to do the opening song for their western VN.
You're thinking of μ's, which is the Love Live idol group. I'm talking about μ, who is a solo artist who does songs for eroge.

μ:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFOVFx5uuCs

μ's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t7i9mBzBOM

>>36405865
>>okay, I understand
>>press harder

If she IS faking, why not play it sly? Rather than push, we ease off, and play the 'well, it's for the best, I know you didn't wanna come anyway, so I was feeling kind of guilty that you felt you had to come' card.

>>36405865
>press harder

I kinda want to see Marianne like this.

>>36405865
"I promise I'll leave the sketchbook outside."

>>36405865
>press harder
At the very least bring breakfast, Reinhold style.

>>36405865
>press harder
You're being silly, Princess. Get some eats down you and enjoy us and Meido while you can.

>>36405903
Oh, I have confused myself.
Well you can't blame me for getting the two mixed up.

Close enough anyway.

>>36405865
>okay, I understand

>>36405865
>press harder

>>36405865
>press harder
We're at least bringing breakfast.

>>36405907
I don't want to be a passive-aggressive dick to her on the off-chance she isn't being genuine.

>>36405865
>>press harder

Be the assholish Friend.

NOPE.

Go grab the breakfast.

>>36405967
True, reading what I wrote that is passive aggressive. I'm still kinda waking up, so my slyness skill hasn't kicked in properly yet. Something more like 'Well, I'd rather you be healthy and feeling better than anything else' seems less passive aggressive.

>>36405865
>okay, I understand

>>36405865
>>Press
I dont believe for a second she doesnt have one of those beds with the curtains around it., and if she doesnt, we couldnt set something up.
Bargain the hell out of her, we can work it without having to embarrass her.

>>36405865
Okay I understand.

>writing

>>36405995
Go in Blindfolded if we have to, we're not going to just let her feel shitty by herself, thats the important thing.

>>36405865
>press harder

So this is how we lose a rank.

Again.

Wait, can we bypass the room restriction if she doesn't want us there?

..The talk of secret lizard people suddenly made me wonder if we shoulda worked that in as a joke or something.

"Marianne, don't tell me.." Dramatic pause.
"..Uh..?"
"..you're actually a lizard in disguise?!"

>>36406037
Lizard Rank was a low Rank tho

>>36406050
Leviathan then? That's a lesser dragon and all, plus it's a Water type.

>>36406050
So she's a llama in disguise. That makes more sense.

>>36406050
That's why she hates herself.

>yfw Highest Rank is Axe
>we get turned into a Sealed Bodyguard and Marianne starts her conquest of the world

>>36406061
"Marianne, we need to have a talk about your low self esteem you dumb ugly lizard."

>>36406061
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>>36406090
The hell kind of shit could a Metal-element Sealed King pull off anyway?

>>36406059
Shit we totally lost out on best girl then

>reptilian princess confirmed
>Reinhold does nothing but cold blood jokes for the rest of the quest

>>36406092
I think we need to sit down and have that talk sometime, but honestly this is not that time.
This is just a time where we need to make her feel more appreciated in our own way.

>>36406109
Oh fuck, that's why she hates all the ice puns we made!

>>36406101
Being twice as metal as all the other sealed kings, obviously.

>>36405865
>press harder
Why stop now? She isn't even pissed at us yet.

>>36406117
>yet
She's been pissed at us for the past two days over this picnic.

>>36406117
It's Marianne. She's always pissed at us.

>>36406037
She probably has some dragon in her honestly, they are the royal family.

>>36406105

The houses of Granache and Marconetti are related though, which means Luci would also be a llama

>>36406131
Wouldn't you be?

"I don't care about that," you say, crossing your arms. "You might be sick, but you're my friend and I'm not about to just leave you alone. I looked after Citrine tons of times when she'd catch the flu so it's not like I care about seeing you sick."
"Reinhold..." Melanie sighs.
So if Melanie doesn't mind, I'm gonna go in there and-"
"Dammit, Reinhold..." Marianne coughs. "How hard is it for you to understand that it doesn't matter what YOU might be concerned with when -I- don't want anyone to see m-"

As Marianne breaks into another coughing fit, Melanie runs inside to assist her.


>[1/?]

>>36406138
I think they're descended from Sivarios, who was probably a Water Elemental.

>>36406138
"You see, Reinhold, when every princess of Granache hits a certain age, she goes through some minor.. changes."
"She's got fucking scales and a snout!"

>>36406138
>She probably has some dragon in her
>ReyaPickupLines(vetoed).txt

>>36406158
Dammit, beat me to the post.

>>36406158
>"And? You don't see me complain about your females bleeding down there and getting these disgusting lumps of fat, do you?"

>>36406149
>Against the candlelight across from the doorway, you witness what appears to a huge, reptilian appendage casting its shadow against the wall

So, artwork of Marianne as a cute dragon princess when?

Which girl would be opened to H to earliest?

I'd say something like this:

Rana> Melanie> Nicolette>Luciana> Sylvie> Karel> Marianne

>>36406161
>Vetoed
>Not Whitelisted

>>36406149
>How hard is it for you to understand that it doesn't matter what YOU might be concerned with when -I- don't want anyone to see m
I kinda feel this would be a good point to get a little emotional with her and try to get across that we know she has terrible self esteem but there's no way she'll ever look bad and even if she did why does it matter?

>>36406193
I think you meant 'a bad point'. Who the hell wants to hear about their crippling psychological problems while dealing with their physical health issues at the time?

>>36406192
>opened to H
Hugs?

>>36406192
We don't really know, i mean it could turn out that Marianne puts out the quickest in a relationship

>>36406192
That's pretty much exactly how I'd rank it. If we met Karel at the same time as the others she'd be one or two places earlier.

>>36406149
>"How hard is it for you to understand that it doesn't matter what YOU might be concerned with when -I- don't want anyone to see m-"
"You can't look as bad as my face so how bad could it be?"

>>36406214
No, hand-holding

>>36406228
I think I'm going to vomit.

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>>36406228
Absolutely disgusting.

>>36406218
Yes, but getting that relationship would take the longest time.

>>36406192
horny dragon who will fuck the trauma out of you = lewd maid if drunk or sleepy>sexually frustrated nerd>flirty princess>shy tomboy who doesn't know how to handle a sword>14 year old girl=tsuntsun princess

>>36406224
Hahaaahh... ..Good one.

>>36406208
>I think you meant a bad point
No, it's a good point for Rein. Remember pissing off his friends is a daily routine.

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>>36406224
You know who else has a face that bad.

>>36406252
Oh, well from that point, of course. I mean, what better way to guarantee she hates our guts than to add mental suffering on top of physical suffering. Only way we could top that is to suggest we get Sir Gregory.

>>36406237
>shy tomboy
Just because Nico gets flustered when people tease her doesn't mean she's shy. Girl seems to put a lot of value in her presence and being mocked pisses her off because it undermines her dominance. She was all over meido in like 0.3 seconds after the confession, that's far from shy.

>>36406265
Plus last thread arch said she's lost her V-card already.

Granted, Meido is to thanks for that, but she can't be -that- low on the eagerness scale.

>>36406264
Hey, Greg is a very sensitive individual, no bullying.

>>36406265
mostly because the maid initiated everything
if Rein confessed the most there would be is probably a light kiss and hand holding

>>36406293
Greg is pure and beautiful.

>>36406293
Speaking of Greg, anyone eager to see him now that he knows?

>>36406293
WE know that, but Marie has a hate clit-boner for him. If we want to piss her off, then we bring the Gregory.

>>36406149
>[2/2]

For fear of riling Marianne up again and causing her to start coughing even more, you wait by the door until Melanie comes back from helping her.

"...is she going to be alright?" you ask Melanie once she comes back to the door.
"Yes," Melanie nods. "You just aggravated her when you blatantly ignored what she just told you, that's all."

You're pretty sure that this is your first time having Melanie actually be visibly angry with you.

"Melanie, would you PLEASE tell him to go bother someone else?" Marianne asks.
"You heard her," Melanie says, tilting her head towards the interior of the room.
"Well, uh..." you mumble. "Can I at least get her breakfast?" you ask.
"Ugh," Melanie places a hand to her forehead. "Princess?"
"Fine, if it'll get him out of here."


>how do you respond?

>>36406322
"Nevermind, just get better."

And then leave.

>>36406293
>Only way we could top that is to suggest we get Sir Gregory.

What a great idea! Arch?

>>36406298
>the maid initiated everything
Takes two to tango Unless you're tangoing with Spinelle, Nico's far from the shy and retiring type, even Luci goes quiet and red when she's taunted and we know exactly what she's like.

>a light kiss and hand holding
Only 'cause of Rein's PTSD

>>36406322
Reinhold, reflect on how you are the worst

>>36406322
Score one for "successful morning friendship routines"

>>36406322
Good job again, guys. I swear you don't have any common sense.

>bring the breakfast at the door and sheepishly disappear

>>36406322
"alright, hold still"

>>36406322
>call her out for being a mega cunt and quit our job

>>36406366
Seriously, I'd say we even skip on bringing the breakfast and just get the hell outta there before we make it any worse.

When's the last conversation we had with someone that didn't end with them pissed at us for some reason or another?

I can only think of our sister, and Melanie in the carriage.

Shit's getting old.

>>36406379
>Piss princess off
>tell her and maid we're bringing breakfast
>then don't bring breakfast
We might as well re-enlist at the brothel while we're at it.

>>36406322
>>how do you respond?
press harder

>>36406366
If nothing was gonna happen what was the fucking point of this entire conversation?

We pissed her off that's something at least.

>>36406322
Ok!

>>36406391
Luciana at the dinner? About half of the nightly conversations with Karel? Most conversations with Elena?

>>36406322
"Any thing you want?"

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I'm totally standing by the decisions made thus far, even if they don't pay off even remotely.
No, this gif doesn't move, fuck you.

>>36406366
This.

>>36406400
Hey, we choose to come here, we could have just left here alone. Though it's kind of sad how she always skips on stuff. I swear arch does it on purpose.

>>36406396
>tell her and maid we're bringing breakfast

I think you mean 'badger her and the maid into letting us bring breakfast even though they clearly don't want us to and are just doing it so that we shut the fuck up and leave as quickly as possible.'

>>36406322

>>36406340
More or less. We don't always need to follow through on our bouts of stubbornness. She's made it clear that she ACTUALLY doesn't want to be bothered rather than just doing the long-suffering routine she always does, so we should respect that.

And come on, Melon. It's a coin flip on whether or not Marianne does this regardless of whether or not she's not feeling well.

>>36406322
"I'm sorry Princess. I'm really trying to help you, but I can see I'm coming on too strong. I'll just leave you be for now, don't hesitate to send word for me if there's anything I can do for you."

>>36406425
Yeah, and then to still not bring her breakfast and just to leave her hungry while we go picnicing will only make things a thousand times worse than they are now.

>writing

>>36406439
>just to leave her hungry
Leave her hungry with Melanie, who she actually WANTS around, to bring her breakfast, you mean? Us backing off will not have any other effect other than getting out of Melanie and Marie's hair, which is what they WANT us to do.

>>36406422
>Hey, we choose to come here, we could have just left here alone

I wish we had since the only options have been
Leave
or
Get yelled at then leave

>>36406429
This. Hopefully it makes her feel even worse about herself.

You guys made her mad and now you guys want to make her madder and feel even worse. why?

Being optimistic if we continue being that annoying she'll finally think she deserves us as a friend.

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>>36406455
She just said it's fine for us to go get breakfast, reluctantly or not. They're expecting us to get breakfast. If we leave now, they expect us to return with breakfast.
Leaving and not returning with breakfast will make things worse.

This is simple shit, people.

>>36406480
Because everyone here, aside from myself, is mentally impaired.

>>36406487
It wasn't an pleased fine, it was a "I'm not going to keep bothering arguing with you" fine. If we'd decided not to get her breakfast we'd tell her.

>>36406487
It's like you don't even understand the concept of 'saying okay just to shut you the fuck up'. Ya wanna talk about being unable to understand simple shit, then you're so out of the loop of human communication that it makes autists look like certified therapists.

note to self: if a maid prepares her some orange juice, get it changed for some hot milk and honey

We're fighting over breakfast. Has PGQ reached a new low?

>>36406487
When someone agrees to something with the sentence "Fine, if it'll get him out of here.", I can't imagine why you think it's not an option to go "Ok, jeez, I can take a hint. occasionally" and get out of there.

Maybe eventually she'll figure out that she can just default to saying what she actually means instead of giving us the tsunaround so there can be an actual understanding between us instead of needing to keep probing on every stupid little thing in order to find out how she actually feels.