>>36385697"You think that being a fatass food-golem gives you the appetite to best ME in a CONSUMPTION CONTEST?! You're ON, beefcore!""Ohoho, is that so?" retorts Hamburgia.She then slams down a food and the ground shudders, rubble and dust falling from the corners of the chamber. She proceeds to slap her hands together with the intensity of a sonicboom and as she draws them apart again a rift in spacetime opens up and out falls the largest bottle of Ketchup you've ever had the misfortune to clap eyes upon, alongside an equally massive jar of salad cream.With quick flourishes of Hamburgia's paws the dressing-vessels open and their contents spiral out in a great twisting doublehelix.Whilst this is going on, your succuburger crosses the room quietly and holding your arm murmurs into your ear."You may be strong but I know firsthand how voracious this hambeast's appetite is. Do not push yourself to best her, okay?"You nod your head in acquiescence and she steps back from you again.Once the condiments are fully out she ceases to make neat twirling motions and instead starts swift chops which causes the double helix to collapse into itself in a maelstrom that blends into pink.Satisfied with the homogenisation she stops with a flick of her mitts and the Thousand Island Dressing separates in two and refills the jar and bottle."I give you first pick, challenger. Not that it will make much difference!">Roll to eat Thousand Island Dressing
>>36386180Nice roll, try again.
Rolled 418 (1d1000)>>36386180Fuck.Fucking autocorrect, capitalizing my words and shit.
>>36386195Also, bottle or jar? This totally makes a big difference
Rolled 4592 (1d9000)>>36386119BY MY HOLY FORK I WILL EAT YOU!
>>36386119>>36386195>Rolled 418 (1d1000)>You triedYou lash out with your foot and topple the bottle over, catching it by the rim and setting it down.You stretch quickly and sit crosslegged at the mouth of the bottle, sigh, and reach in with a cupped hand, scooping out the pink mess and cramming it into your mouth. Sweet, oily, consistency of... nevermind, doesn't bear thinking about. Just keep scooping, just keep cramming...You look up to see Hamburgia with her head in the jar, gulping down vast volumes of the ooze.Not one to lose to anything, you focus your attentions back to the bottle and plough on.But by bit, by bit, by bit...---You are blessed with many things, quite literally in a number of cases, but a bottomless stomach is not one of them. You've drained about half the bottle, far far more than a regular mortal of your stature could hope to attain, but nonetheless, you have to admit that you're coming to an end.You look up to see Hamburgia sitting smugly across from you in a shallow crater, her jar already long finished and licked clean.You dimly become aware of the nudging at your side. It's your loli succuburger."You don't have to continue, there's no need to force yourself!" she cries "I was bound to never tell another creature but I can't stand this any more!""The reason you'll never beat her is because she's TRANS-FA-" and she's cut off by Hamburgia's bloated paw covering her mouth.>(Cont.)
>>36386480"Tut tut, naughty little thing..." croons the Queen of Demonburgers as your faithful writhes in her grasp.You unevely try to stand, but stagger, a sudden rush bursting from your stomach, you heave a great volumes into the bottle.Thankfully you feel a great deal better without the excess inside you and the adrenaline rush kicks you out of your stupor.Blood pumping through your veins again you toss the bottle of horrendous concoctions out of the tower (no roof remember) and land a spinning kick to Hamburgia's midriff.She staggers and releases her grasp on your succuburger."SHE'S TRANS-FATS" the loli cries out, "I AM THE REAL HAMBURGIA, THIS ONE IS A FAKE!"This grasps everyone's attention, the Demon King and all look shocked to hear this.Sugar rushes forwards, wings uncoiling and grabs your loli burger by the armpits, taking to the skies.You send another kick toward the staggering imposter to keep her off balance."I was once a larger burger demon, created by the Demon King's seed and ruling over the lesser burgers! But this imposter, BigMarge hungered for more and ate most of me while I was offguard! She didn't use to be any fatter than the average burger demon, but it was this ravenous hunger of hers for burger-kind that led to the growth to the wobbling mass you see before you!"That does it. No-one eats YOUR faithful loli succuburger and her denizens.>>36386300>Rolled 4592 (1d9000)>Rolled in the thousands, success!>(Cont.)
>>36386530"BY MY HOLY FORK I WILL EAT YOU!" you roar at BigMarge and fly like a carnivorous arrow at her.Bear-hands tear the hambeast asunder and you scrape and rip and pull and catch and shred and wrench and pluck and ruin the fatty mess before you, fling the pieces over your shoulder as you do.You reach her onion and she catches herself, steadying her stance and landing a blow to your head with the force of sledgehammer.You sail across the room but your wings catch the air and you zip straight back to her, landing on her shoulder and renewing your assault."HOW DARE YOU SHRED ME" she bellows with breath the scent of tartar sauce.>Roll to unhinge jaw
Rolled 238 (1d666)>>36386616Let me try that again
Rolled 4511133 (1d36386539)>>36386539
Rolled 43 (1d77)>>36386539
>>36386480Damn, we only ate 418 islands...
>>36386645That number is oddly beautiful.
>>36386539>>36386645>Rolled 4511133 (1d36386539)>That number is oddly beautiful.You morph your body into that of a winged serpent. Lots of belly, lots of maw.Lots of tail too, coiled around BigMarge, constricting her flailing, holding her helpless.And then you unhinge your jaw, mouth gaping, and bear down on her with the fury of an enraged loli.You engulf her with your gullet and drag yourself down around her, enveloping her with your entirety, you feel her panicked flailing inside your throat but it is to no avail, her being is to soft and squishy to fight back.And as your saliva glands kick into overdrive, she gets softer and squishier still, her struggles ending as she presumably realises that she will only succeed to mulch herself.Your mouth closes around her feet, swallowing a little more and you are able to rehinge your jaw, you bloated belly roiling as your wings beat furiously to keep you aloft.Your digestive juices are making quick work on her and you see your form steadily slimming.Settling back onto the floor you coil your tail into a stable base, slim figure regained, energy from the collosal meal pumping through your veins. You throw you head back and unleash a roar of pure energy at the sky that glistens yellowly, twisting the brewing clouds and reaching across the heavens."-UUURRRRRRRRP."A deafening silence echoes throughout the chamber as you turn to face the real Hamburgia.>Hamburgia is your loyal loli succuburger but you never got round to purifying her demon taint!>Do you leave her as she is or purify her?>Write in what do in either case
Also, what did you guys think of my epic tweest regarding Hamburgia?
>>36386767>Hamburgia is your loyal loli succuburger but you never got round to purifying her demon taint!
>>36386790Sorry, I just realised I wrote that like a complete 'tard. Basically your options are:>Leave her as she is>Purify HamburgiaAnd if you choose to purify her:>Write in how you do so
>>36386804>Purify her......WITH HEADPATS!
Any more votes than these? I feel like >>36386790 was voting for purify but I'm not really sure, so clarification would be great too.Also, all this talk of eating hamburgers and I'm sitting here eating a plain pitta bread because I've run out of food. Fuck me, right?
>>36386925I think i'm the only one left....And i'm about to pass out soon
Is this some kind of fucked up vore porn?
>>36386958Only if you find it erotic. I don't, so it wasn't written to be, if that makes sense.>>36386955Yeah, I'll wait for another vote for a bit and if one doesn't come I'll probably head to bed or go food shopping or something. Then the 10th QM can step in.Is there someplace to advertise this second thread? I stuck a link in ghostQTG but can't think of anywhere else.
>>36386804>Purify HamburgiaUse the power of love, love and loli-cuddles.
>>36387058This I guess.
>>36386843I second the headpats.Got distracted by YouTube.
>>36386979Fuckin' civilians don't realize that unintentional fetish porn is the hottest porn because it is so unaware and genuine.
>>36387058>>36387121Alright, back to writing I go
>>36387129I know, isn't it great?And he did it so well, too.
>>36387129Everything you do is someone's fetish.>captcha: and rpolng>and rape alongYou said it, Captcha.
>>36387172Happens when you write borderline smut.Or anything, really.
>>36386767Returning to your normal angelic loli form you swiftly bound across the room towards Hamburgia and wrap her up in your tight embrace, whisking her off the floor and twirling though the air as your wings gently beat.You wrap your legs with hers to steady her as you release the hug and look into her adorable face, filled with wonder."I understand now why your juices were able to flood me with so much transformative power before, it was a gift from the Queen of Demonburgers all along..."As you continue to rotate you feel small mounds appear under you hands on her back and an aroma of cripsed sesame seeds permeates, tingling on your nose. You shift your grip on her to let you free your hand and proceed to give her leafy mane a quick tussle before resorting to slow headpats.You pat once per revolution and as you increase the tempo a brilliant glow manifests between your flat chests.Your surroundings are a blur now as you spin fast enough to blend a smoothie and you lean in and give Hambu-chan a chaste kiss on the forehead, in that instant the glow bursting out in a shockwave that leaves a faint sizzling hiss on the surfaces it hits.The pair of you slow your spiralling as you descend, Hambu's wings beating strongly, her hands in yours.You touch down and she grabs you into a hug, whispering "thank you" into your ear , before plucking her gherkin slice from her bosom and thrusting it into your hands. "Please take this, so that we may never be apart."You consume the gherkin slice, it is delicious. You feel her everlasting warmth seep throughout you and look up to watch her skipping across the room to stand beside Sugar.Devon convulses a little in the corner, the disembodied dick still in full swing.The Demon King stands tall shedding manly tears at the beauty of the scene."Go, my Imouto" he says softly, closing his eyes and inhaling the seeded fragrence.>Write-in any swaggerous boister to verbally lash the Imouto
>>36387231Specifically referring to the vore scene alone, as none of it was objectively "erotic". Even though I popped a fat one.
>>36387306Yo yo yo, wassup mah nizzle. I see you's a magic girl. But, how can you be a magical girl when you's the demon lords bitch, mang? Ain't no purity in that, fo SHO
>>36387306"Yo yo yo, wassup mah nizzle. I see you's a magic girl. But, how can you be a magical girl when you's the demon lords bitch, mang? Ain't no purity in that, fo SHO" you taunt ruthlessly as Imouto Hime Bulkhead, Queen of Demon Lolis steps forward. She looks away and mumbles something."Yo girl! You gonna have to speak up if you want me to hear you. Or are you mumblin' cus you's still got demonking dick in your mouth?"She looks straight ahead at you this time, steely glint in her eyes, face full of resolution."I said that there's more to being a magical girl than purity. More than someone like you could know."What do you say back to her?>Write in
>>36387405Yeah, there's fucking sweet ass lasers and shit.Now get your sweet ass over here.
>>36387405a magical girl has nothing but her purity, and her lasers.press our purity together and may the best laser win!
>>36387568Still writing lengthy post, but refresh my memory. Was the current MC loli actually ever a magical girl? I thought she was just a loli with a hardon for violence
>>36387583Yep just a loli with a hardon for violence IN a wife beater,Don't forget that last part you
>>36387609Well, she did a strip tease a while back to work out which of Devon's gaggle were traps so she's not been in the wife beater for quite some time now.I've been meaning to reclothe her for quite some time now but I figured it would all be in vain if we go to purify the next fallen foe
>>36387627Who needs clothes. They merely mask our virgin purity.
>>36387405"Yeah, there's fucking sweet ass lasers and shit. Now get your sweet ass over here." you retort brusquely, clapping your hands and jabbing at the ground with a finger.She simply ignores you and then launches into a monologue befitting the villain she is."People see magical girls, young and innocent, filled with 'purity'. The greater their purity, the stronger they shine. People think it's simply cause and effect but that's because they haven't lived as a magical girl as long as I.You see, purity in little girls begets confidence in their actions. They know that since they are pure they are taking the right choice, that they are walking the right path to the future. The greater their so-called purity, that is, the simpler their thoughts and desires - the 'nobler' their will - the stronger their conviction is.And with that great conviction the whims of magic are bent to one's own and they'll summon a prettier weapon or create a sparklier beam attack and vanquish great foes and never truly understand how their own power manifests.I too was like that once. I thought nothing in the world could stop me for I was its saviour. I rid it of its evil and it owed me for all the good I did."She gives a bitter laugh.>(Cont.)
>>36387747 "Good and evil, nothing but petty labels imposed by one's perspective. This is something I realised the day I killed my Onii-sama! I'll never know why he did it, his memory of incidents before never returned entirely, but for some reason he stood in front of my attack! A condensed beam of pure energy, comprising of all my hopes for a better world, my desire to do good, my purity as a magical girl! If I was a force for universal good why would my attack be capable of damaging those I loved?!BECAUSE THERE IS NO GOOD OR EVIL! A magical beam is just that, a beam of heartless magic, it has no mind of its own, it has no preference for right or wrong, it JUST IS.And as I knelt beside the blasted corpse of my onii-sama, as I felt my purity slipping away like a daydream on the wind, as I called out to powers that be, to Demons in Hell, to Death its very self, as I prayed in that same moment to the heavens above that he be saved I knew that I would no longer be a magical girl, that I had failed the world, given in to ruinous powers as I hoped to sacrifice all to bring him back.And he fluttered his eyes, and his body shuddered and moved, and he stood up from where he lay, and he struck me until I was coherent enough to form sentences and I knew that my Onii-sama had been returned to me in much the same form that he left. He now possessed some form of undead powers and had amnesia but it was his mannerisms that came back.">(Cont.)
>>36387753"And then we were beset upon by a foul foe and instinctively I move to aid him in defeating the enemy, grabbing my wand and firing before realising that it wouldn't work. But it did. It wavered a little from the turmoil inside me but the beam was above and beyond the intensity your average pure magical girl could achieve.I was ecstatic that I could still bind magic to my will but greatly puzzled by it all the same. Only later when Onii-sama had obtained Satan-powers and in the rush of it.. p-penetrated us all did I realise that magical girls drew power from the strength of their conviction and the intensity of their emotions."Her voice turns colder."And it's been many years since my Onii-sama has trod this dark path, guided by misdeeds. My regrets, my shame, my sadness, all these powerful emotions and conviction that what has been done must be done are what fuels my magical power now. You must defeat me in combat if you wish to pass on for I offer no other trials, but alas that cannot occur for you. It is simply impossible in the face of my bottomless abyss of magic."Imouto Bulkhead draws out a vaguely-sexual wand from her pocket and levels it at you.Things have gotten pretty serious now and so we're using SERIOUS DICERoll 1d100's, best of three>Write-in plan of action
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>36387759Right. Serious time.Begin by laying down covering dildo fire to distract and incapacitate her, until we can get in range for our giant purple dildo, and once we've worn her down physically, mentally, and emotionally, we go for the grapple, and begin the process of repurification.ALPHA TEAM, GO!
>>36387172This is true.
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>36387809Fuck, it's the dice. And i had such a nice plan, too...
Oh my god. Imouto was the BBEG.
>>36387818Holy shit. I kinda wanna roll again to see if I get 444.On a d100.
>>36387825Do it it's entirely feasible. The dice gods are with you.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>36387828Ok... Here... I... GO!
>>36387837>34>Three fours>444Confirmed for victorious
>>36387844Wooo!!!I did it! Half Life 4 confirmed.
>>36387845It's not too bad, it just means Imouto wins. which I wanted
>>36387759A shift in the background catches your eye and you see the Demon King hesitantly getting up.You give him a tiwtch of the evil eye and he stops, settling back down again, hands clasped in front him as he rests his chin on them.You spread your wings and take a great leap towards your armaments, twirling through the air as fine dusky purple beams narrowly miss you.Landing with a crouch you sling your swordildo across your back and continue into a roll and you bring your Dildocket launcher up to bear, firing off a shot before getting back to your feet and sprinting across the chamber.You spare a glance across to the Queen of Demon Lolis to see that your previous scatter shot had forced her to put up a shield with the wand, in turn putting a momentary halt to her beam attacks.Standing your ground you line up and fire off another volley, Imouto Bulkhead remaining impassive as she maintains the shield, the dildos crackling into nothing more than purple vapour on contact.'Welp, that's clearly futile' you think to yourself as you switch out the scatter shot for the Big Ones.You take careful aim and let loose a shot which impacts with Imouto's shield with a resounding bang, your attuned eyesight picking up the fact it penetrated kek the shield a little ways before evaporating.'Well then' you mentally intone as you unleash a salvo at her, dropping the launcher and pulling our your swordildo. Angelic wings beating powerfully you streak towards her, drawing the swordildo back in a two handed grasp.>(Cont.)
>>36387977The salvo connects and the crack of a thousand dominatrix' whips resounds throughout the chamber; you see the Demon King practically wince at the volume. The shield shatters before the dildockets are fully vapourised and Imouto gets flung backwards, dildockets pummelling her into the ground.She goes to stand, shaking slightly, but you're already in front of her bringing the greatswordildo down on her which she scarcely blocks with her wand.'Just a little more...' you think, wings straining to increase the pressure you have on her.And then she flicks the little switch on the wand, neon lettering flaring on the sides:HI-TA-CHIWith the sound of screeching rubber you're blown away, the padded casing on your greatswordildo flaking away to reveal the sharpened metal interior that is a regular greatsword.Imouto stands to her feet again, the high pitched buzz of the wand ricocheting throughout the chamber, and points it at you.SERIOUS DICE still, roll 1d100's, best of three>Write-in plan of actionRemember, you're not limited to just your equipment. You have the powers bestowed to you by the Lord above and by Hambu-chan
>>36387983And for clarification since I forgot to write it in the posts, scoring that 34 counted as a crit success.
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>36387983Well, the sword is clearly useless, discard it, and use the power of THE LAWD to invoke the golden rule: do unto others as you would have them do unto you, thereby reflecting the attack directly back at her.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>36387983Come on nat 1.
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>36387983Rollan.
>>36388013well then... I'm not the only one cheering for Imouto.
>>36388037Damn yooooou, we must return her purity, you fool!
>>36388037Imouto is love, Imouto is life.
>>36388046 what if Imouto is the only one who's truly pure?
>>36388055She's already renounced her purity, sha said, quite matter of factly that she had fallen into the depths of depravity.Without even a maidenly stutter, or kawaii blush.
>>36388061Her purity has transcended the understanding of mortal man.
>>36388072Well, we are neither mortal, not man.So... Yeah.
>>36388085Nor.Fucking fuckity fuck.Captcha: and purestSee? Even captcha agrees that we are the purest.Or that imouto is the purest.Or maybe it's slab?My head hurts...
>>36388095Slab has the purity that comes with being truly fabulous.
>>36388102Ah.I understand everything now.
>>36387983>>36388028>65>Could be worseYou toss the greatsword aside and step forward, arms splayed like the Lord on His cross as you invoke the holy tenet:"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"Imouto lets loose the beam attack which boils with angry purple and black, a whining sound as it crackles through the air, the intense vibration causing it to burst into small wisps of flame.You feel the strength of the Lord flood you with warmth as He protects you from the rasping energy that forces its way into and around you as you form a buffer, a coruscant haze lighting up around you. You feel the Lord's power drawing the from the attack and sense the wisps of vibrating darkness roiling and coiling acround your form, hastening in speed as more pours over you.It proves to be too much and you stumble backwards, the excess energy gouging small rivulets across your naked form.You grit your teeth and stand again, forcing your hands together palms out-turned and shortcircuiting the energy streams, blasting a deadly beam of your own straight back at Imouto.>(Cont.)
>>36388131Her face widens in surpise and she fails to react in time, the beam blasting a chunk from her upper arm.A maniacal grin emerges on her face as she stares whislt you catch your breath.Your panting abates and your transformative powers begin to regerate the wounds you had taken from that exchange.As your eyes regain focus you watch as Imouto Hime Bulkhead unzips her her magical dress, bare flesh revealed below, and fully inserts the wand into her crotch. As she straightens you gaze on as writhing black marks creep across her body from her nethers, an aura of dark energy enveloping her and dimming the surroundings, her scleras turning black.The skies overhead are rolling thunderstorms, the booming of claps of thunder reverberating all around.Imouto raises an arm into the air, clawed finger outstretched and with an explosion of dark light an thunderbolt strikes it, crackling and sizzling in her palm as she raises it towards you.Ohfuck what is going on, roll 1d100's, best of three>Write-in plan of action
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>36388141>"Not dealing with this shit!"FALCON PUNCH TO THE FACE!
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>36388141No situation that can't be resolved with a surprise buttlove.
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>36388141Have god call on his buddy Zeus, and tell him to stop throwing lightning bolts her way.Meanwhile, transform into a BUFF-alo, and run her down before she can do anything drastic.
>>36388163>>36388161>>36388155I believe that these three combine nicely.Buffalo face becomes flaming fist, then we surprise her with buffalo butt-love, which is a beautiful thing in and of itself.
>>36388173>Bestiality and Greek Mythology in one post.>Combining both banned quests into one actionGenius!
>>36388204It was a stroke of genius, really.
>>36388141>>36388163>Rolled 80 (1d100)>Thank god it wasn't that 49 I'm usingCRACK.You blink and realise you're looking at the sky. That's funny, the sky's not normally straight ahea-OWWWWWWWWWW. The pain flares through the back of your head first and the manifests all over. You realise you're twitching involuntarily slightly.A moment of realisation later and you drag yourself together, batting your tattered wings to propel your light frame off the floor, staggering slightly as you look up to see Imouto waiting. You guess you failed to dodge that lightning attack.Still dazed you decide to start running, it'll get your limbs back in action if nothing else and hopefully you'll be in a position to avoid future attacks. The charged air stings you where your skin is charred or missing.'Heavens above, I have a prayer now and it better bloody be answered!' you muse, 'God, tell your buddy Zeus to quit it with the damned lightning, I am NOT okay with this shit!'<ALAS ZEUS SAYS HE HASN'T HAD CONTROL OVER THE WEATHER SYSTEMS SINCE ANCIENT TIMES. NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE PRAYING TO HIM ANYMORE.>'Then who bloody does?!'<NOT ENTIRELY SURE... NO ONE, PERHAPS.>>(Cont.)
>>36388382Great. A fat lot of good that did.You hear a clap of thunder and snap out of of your reverie to see Imouto clasping another lightning bolt, immediately throwing yourself into a forward roll as she flings it toward you faster than the eye can see. Debris and smoke blasts past you from the other side, obscuring her from your view.An idea quick forms in your mind and your transform into a tiny beetle, zipping through the cloud and into her peripheral vision. You study her face whilst hovering, looking for any sign that she's noticed you. Seemingly she hasn't as she stares straight ahead with the grin still plastered over her face, you guess it's not every day she gets to use such monstrous power. As you continue to examine her you realise that there are wet streaks lining her cheeks, occasionally catching a glint of illumination from the lightning strikes.'She's upset? But why?' you ponder, only to be interrupted in your musings as you realise she's now looking straight at you, hand upraised in wait for another strike.Oh well. The time for subtley seems to have passed.You dig deep down inside yourself, welling up all the power you have. Conviction, she said, and strong emotions are what powers the magical girl...Well, you've never been much of one for emotional side of things , but conviction? You're pretty confident in your desire to live another day, that's for certain. Actually, why are you even in this situation? What gives her the RIGHT to kill you?The more you consider it you realise you are FURIOUS that she's trying to kill you and doing such a good job of it as well. You bring this broiling rage to the brim inside you and then... let it spill over.And IT DOES.
>>36388389There is a dizzying moment and your field of vision rapidly expands, the odd sensation of taut flesh bursting and rippling across your body, as you grow massive and lean, well-tuned, a biological machine meant for one purpose. Horns erupt with a fury from your scalp, your toes knitting together into a solid mass of hoof, whiplike tail irritatedly swatting to the side, your holy wings practically vestigal as they cling to your back.There is a resounding CRASH as your hooves meet the floor, the shockwave knocking Imouto off balance, her hand missing the lightning bolt which instead blasts a crater in the floor.You pound your fist into your palm and CHARGE.Head lowered, all you desire is to perforate her. In moments you've reached her but she's brought her hands up in an inhuman feat of speed and strength and is holding you by the horns. You snort in frustrated derision and bring your mighty fists round to slam into her sides.She releases one hand to block a blow but the other catches her in the side, knocking her to the floor, she spirals in the air, palms on the ground and spins with a kick that you reflexively block with a forearm, the force of the blow rippling throug your muscles.You grab her shoulder in one hand and slam the other down onto the back of her head, knocking her face down onto the floor.Following up swiftly you land another blow for good measure and rip her dress off. She struggles futilely as you pin her to the floor, the dark aura stinging you, and you manifest your rage in one solid, flared penis.>(Cont. Still writing the next part, but figured you'd probably appreciate some update by now)
I can't go on men....CONTINUE WITHOUT ME!
>>36388398You crouch down over her, pinning both arms with each of your own and ready the cock with her backdoor. She whimpers and convulses as you steadily push your way inside the overbearingly tight passage, the bulge forming within her pushing her up from the floor.The way her insides mould themselves around your penis spears a secondary sensation into your rage-filled consciousness: Pleasure.You meet resistance and then begin the steady drawing out, flared tip plucking from her pucker before you slam your way back inside again, eliciting a yelp from the recumbent form beneath you.In, out, in, out, you grunt with lust as you buck your hips, slowly forcing more of your giant cock inside her with each thrust.You feel energy flood your body as the mounting tension grows, the latest push hilting your holy sword in her.She cries out with a moan as you twitches around you, the wand pinging from her snatch as pain seemingly giving in to pleasure within her.Well, you'll see about that. You redouble your efforts, ramming faster and harder. With the wand no longer present the black markings retract and she is now utterly helpless to you whims.You sit back on your haunches and pull her off the floor, roughly grasping her tits as you bounce her up and down on your rigid phallus.With a sudden surge in your loins you feel your holy fire welling up through your cock, pumping her full of the Lord's forgiveness. She shudders into another orgasm as the burning Lord's passion floods her, belly bulging to contain it all and as the satisfaction takes its hold on you the rage abates and you find your excess muscle contracting as your resume your loli form.>(Cont. still writing)
>>36388480The pair of you collapse to the floor and you marvel as glowing points appear on her back, twisting and flourishing into the angelic wings that indicates you've purified them in the Lord's name.With a light gasp she slumps forward, the pressure on her belly expelling a gush of the holy golden liquid from her butt that splashes over you, reinvigorating you once anew.You shakily stand to your feet and turn to face the Demon King who stares agape at you both.What do?>Write-in banter, actions, etcAlso, is there anyone ready to pick up the QM reins? It's midday in Bongland and I haven't slept.
>>36388480>>36388507 if these don't get this thread banned, then I don't know what will. I might be able to pick up the QM reins, but it would be a very based QM siding with Slab...
>>36388507I'm ready to pick up, but this is a rather slow time for threads, being 7:30 in burgerland and all.>See that? That is how you make a pure waifu. You have dishonored Imouto, and now you must face the shame of doing so.
>>36388548Sounds good to me, I was kinda tempted to do a POV switch to him at this stage anyway. The idea was that seeing you sway all his Lords and Ladies stirs memories inside him of a time long forgotten when blah blah fun times y'all team up and find a new BBEG
>>36388548Not like that matters, kabbalah quest's plot goes where its latest QM takes it.
>>36388560On a side note, a plot point that remains trailing is that bloody knife Slab finds beside him when he first resurrected. What's it doing there~? Who knows~? (Since it is supposedly Imouto who accidentally killed him with a beam attack)
>>36388560I was hoping that was where things were going.
Anyway, seems like we've got people to take charge of this so I'm going to head off to the land of nod. This has been my first time QMing, hope you all enjoyed it.
>>36388560Alright then, taking the reins. not the next QM post, but the one after that will be Slab POV, but first:>>36388507What does our angelic loli rapist do, as her last opponent before Slab has fallen/been purified?
>>36388588Aight. I'm getting the exciting continuation prepared now. It'll be slow going for a while, though.
>>36388588It's been fun. Go take some well earned rest.
>>36388602Oi u wanna fight about this m8?
>>36388605... or you can take over. I'll be busy for a while anyways...>>36388588It was good
>>36388602>>36388605Looks like you two need to decide who's going next
>>36388615Grats man. You'll probably be the eleventh.>>36388620No worries, Tennant taking over.
>>36388628I'll keep this name for later.
Thanks for the positive feedback. Here's the archive of the first thread for reference: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Kabbalah%20QuestCan't wait to see where this has gone after I wake
With the now-blessed Imouto passed out on the floor, you turn your attention to the final opponent: The Demon King himself."See that? THAT is how you make a pure waifu! You have dishonored Imouto, and now you must face the shame of doing so!"Manly tears well in the Demon King's eyes at his sister's disgrace, but he casts them away with a vile and homoerotic laugh."Hahahah! You thought you could best me? I am a High Prince of Hell, master of Harems and Stand of Satan himself!"With a flourishing pose that practically exudes manliness and totally heterosexual appeal, he rises before you. A gout of smoke erupts from behind his shoulder, and before your eyes a single demonic wing flaps in place!With a determined look, and the strength of your pure waifus behind you, you unsheathe your swordildo and prepare for combat.Roll a creative variety of dice and write in your plan of action!
Rolled 158, 199, 59, 184, 58 = 658 (5d200)>>36388730Charge him and slap him in the face with your swordildo, establishing sexual dominance.
Rolled 776 (1d1337)>>36388730imbue the swordildo with the power of the Lord's wang, before slapping Slab in the face with it
>>36388879>>36388796>199/200Drawing it up now...
>>36388949The foul demon lord begins a monologue of how you have fallen right into his trap, and an exhaustive explanation of his plans and how he intends to achieve them.'Fuck this' you think, 'I'm here to purify bitches and stomp ass. And these bitches are already pure.'In a rather uncourteous interruption of his speech, you lunge forward on your angelic wings and rear back your swordildo.Filled with the righteousness of the Baby Jesus' wang, it slams into the Demon Lord's face. The collision sends him into the wall, and his horn cracks with a mighty squelch, the tip separating and emasculating him greatly. A softer heart would feel pity for the Demon Lord's injury, but not you.You are Punch Rockgroin, and you have a job to do.Before you can understand exactly what that job is, Slab DemonKing rises and attempts to tackle you! >776/1337With the grace of a lightfooted loli, you sidestep his lunge. His bestial horn still snags your wifebeater, and as he charges past it tears off, leaving you indecently exposed!What now, Rockgroin? Roll more creative dice along with your next move.
Rolled 287, 430 = 717 (2d666) Thread be dying? >>36389031Grab the demonking's horn-stump and finish tearing it off. I'm siding too much with Slab to make good attacks for Punch...
>>36389109>thread is dying?Nah, just bad timing. Starting it this early in the morning was a bad idea. It'd be best to keep it in stasis for a while, until the afternoon.
Rolled 614 (1d777)>>36389031Use holy SMITE to at least lessen his powersThen, use our DICK as a SWORD against his DICK
>>36389031Finish the job by grabbing his 'good' horn and slamming it into the wall as well.
Rolled 446, 769, 196 = 1411 (3d1000)>>36389204With die rolls, even.
>>36389031We go paladin nowBy the power of all that still is good in Lucifer i compel you!![Insert monologue about lucifer who once was good]
>>36389204>>36389109May as well combine these.>430/717>769/1000Drawing it up
Rolled 472, 562, 264, 538, 65, 307, 165, 554, 547, 199, 398, 393, 402, 289, 660, 57, 660, 62, 31, 518, 491, 139, 494, 269, 635 = 9171 (25d666)>>36389233Fuck no, i'm drunk.
Nice this is still alive. Keep going tennant, the Age of Kabbalah has come
The Demon Lord turns, his face a mask of unholy anger. With a primal roar, he girds his loins and charges once more. The mop he once held is cast aside, his claws outstretched to catch you.Channeling the power of the matador, you wae the tatters of your wifebeater in front of him, swishing it aside just as he reaches you and narrowly moving out of his path. Before he can right himself, you grip his horns and, using his own momentum, send him face-first into the ground. His right horn shatters at the edge, leaving him thoroughly neutered. But you aren't done yet. Pulling at the other horn, you tear it clean from his head!(cont)
>>36389327The lord of demons, chancellor of Satan himself, howls a cry of pain that reminds you of an old Warren Zevon song.He turns to enact some infernal vengeance, but before he can so much as ejaculate you unzip your shorts, pulling them down to reveal the blessings of the baby Jesus.The brilliant, holy light of your phallus drives the foul creature back, its blessed girth shining with majesty and unrestrained lust. You cast SMITE on Slab DemonKing, channeling the spell through your shaft! The light spreads to the Demon Lord, and he seems to shrink back at its presence, visibly withering.The Demon Lord is weakened! How do you finish him?
>>36389389Purify him with GOOD OLD HETEROSSEXUAL HOLY SEX IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION.Until he's just a fabulous dude again
If Op's gone from the wait and at least one more person votes I could try my hand at this again.
>>36389462I ain't dead yet!
>>36389389>>36389446seconding this, seems like the best -ish choice
>>36389473Wee haw!Let's keep the kabbalah train going
>>36389481>>36389446While I figure out how not to offend the censors, roll that shit.
>>36389481What would the best be?
Rolled 1888 (1d1911)>>36389490>offendKabbalah is imune to everything and loved by everyone.
Rolled 55 (1d69)>>36389490
>1888/1911>tripsWith the Demon Lord defeated and at your mercy, there is but one more task. He must be purified through the one task most reprehensible to a mind as perverse and tainted as his: consensual sex between a man and a woman in the missionary position.You grip his collar and pull him into a standing position, giving him the KISS OF CHRIST. The heavenly contact purges his anger and cleanses his doubts, leaving him ready and willing. With little circumstance, his girthsome phallus erupts from its leather confines, standing at attention to your majestic form. Seeing the need to make this as pure as possible, you thank the Baby Jesus for his blessing and rescind your own dick. Now properly womanified, you lay back and entice the former Demon Lord to action, removing your shorts in a decidedly unsexy manner. Consumed by lust and the desire to atone his sins, Slab falls upon you, his impure shaft rubbing your loins teasingly.The fabulous phallus finally enters your prepubescent body, and you sing out the chorus to 'Bad Moon Rising' in your ecstasy, your voice catching with each thrust. The once villainous man ruts faster within you, and a holy light consumes him.>55/69What is left of his horns crumble into dust, leaving his head and mind free of their taint. His batlike wing begins to shudder and shift, the sharp claw-points withering away and the red flesh becoming covered in a thick, feathery down. With a primal roar, he hilts inside you, the last of his demonic taint erupting from his mouth like that scene in the Green Mile. Much at the same time, his phallus fills you with now-pure seed, stirring your innards with the blessed mixture.You have defeated the Demon Lord! But as you withdraw from his slumbering form, looking at your purified waifus, a new thought comes over you - what next?
>>36389664vote for divine slab becoming MC again.... man, am I obsessed with the fabulous abs?
>>36389738How can he be the MC when he was proven inferior to at least one character, namely the current MC? Actually, this is where I leave you, friends. Someone else should take the reigns, begin the Third chapter of Kaballah Quest.Do Punch Rockgroin proud, anons.
>>36389664View shift. New chargen, new villains
>>36389738same poster as here>>36389763I can actually get behind the idea of new chargen and new villains for chapter 3.Anyone want the role of QM?
>>36389880I can do it once Im out of class. Meanwhile maybe someone could bump it?
You are Willingsford, Master Shreepsman of Cabe- oh, right. Wrong Quest.Well, I'm here long enough to start chargen I guess.So, if the spirit of Kabbalah be within you, answer me these questions three:>Who are you?>What are you?>What is your quest?
>>36389927>who are you?Krag Shortspikes (translated)>what are you?A young Predator.>what is your quest To seek the holy grail! To hunt and gain fabulousness
>>36389927Hammer von SmashbergAUSTRIAN FISICULTURIST OF GREAT FABULOUSNESSIN A QUEST TO BECOME A LITTLE GIRL
>>36389960>>36389946You are Kraghammer von Shortsmash, an Austrian-raised yautja, and the most fabulous of your race.However, you are not fabulous enough. To gain ultimate fabulousness, you must hunt... Little Girls.Only by consuming these prepubescent visages of fabulousness will you gain their strength, but it shall not be an easy task. Humans, it seems, have an odd attachment to their offspring.Before your quest can begin, you must suit up!>What weapon do you wield?>What do you wear?
>>36389993we just went from fabulous demonic vampire lord vs holy loli, to pedophilic austrian predator... I love it
>>36389993Put on a pink tuxedo and arm ourselves with OUR GLISTENING MUSCLESFlex them to rip apart the tuxedo arms so we have a sleveless tuxedo.
>>36389993A Hammer made of Butt cheeksYou wear an astronaut's helmet to hide your extraterrestrial nature
Live, by the spirit of KABBALAH
>>36390360Dead QM here, someone must take the reigns. Do not let my sacrifice be in vain!
>>36390516My class just ended, I'll se what I can do.
>>36390014>>36390066You check your oversized muscles a couple of times in front of the mirror, flexing your gigantic muscular butt before you decide that yes, your body is indeed ready for this next challenge. Before setting out you put on your best pink tuxedo and the greatest disguise you have, an austrianaut helmet. It is time for war, and thus you flex your biceps a couple times, tearing apart your tuxedo and the very fabric of existence. MarvelousYou grab your trusty weapon Buttjolnir, the Hammer of Asses and set out to hunt the greatest foe ever: Lolis.Where to look for them?>A kindergarten>Japan, the land of magical lolis>Atlantis, where the ancient loli civilization hides>New Heaven, former new Hell, controlled by the holy loli
>>36390644I have some time, but not a lot.So I'll bump and pray for votes.Hail KABBALAH
>>36390644>New Heaven, former new Hell, controlled by the holy loliThe plot arc must continue!
>>36390644>>Japan, the land of magical lolis
to QM*>>36390677You're always free to explore the sidequests before hitting the main dish though
>>36390690Alright, alright, let's go fuck up Japan.
>>36390698>>36390689Ah, alright then.>KABBALAH QUEST>CHAPTER III>SHINGEKI NO LOLIShit, it's time then. The great Kraghammer von Shortsmash is going to hit Japan, and there's nothing the diry gooks can do about it.First order of business, acquire a ride.You have a couple of options, this is the magical land of homoeroticism and manliness afterall.>Capture and ride the mythical british hambeast of Wessex. It is said it's flab can float in the ocean, and it's anal discharges can propel you to supersonic speeds. Anyone willing to capture this landwhale and use her in the sea is a TRUE MAN.>Steal Putin's Soviet Gundam. You're sure Japan will have more defenses than simple magical lolis, so a good giant robot might be needed to counter THEIR gigant robots.>NO RIDES. WE SWIM THERE. WITH OUR ARMS
Alright I'm out.Sorry if you didn't even get to Japan, the ride thing was gonna be one post only (after this one) and then you'd be off to Japan (and reach it within the same post)
>>36390769>The Jabberwock, with tongues of fire and eyes of flame
>>36386786That was cool, great work!
Anybody up to keep going?
>>36391721Well... I'm back again but I was hoping to lurk in the shadows for the next arc. There's another quest that I wanna play this evening that I was scribbling some art for.
>>36391804I could QM but I'm kinda hanging for 1 or two more votes.
>>36387753He got stabbed with a knife.>>36387759It's been like two weeks at the most. Also, they all got impregnated. Where are the demonspawn?
>>36391850All around, the fake hamburgia was one, the other demons of new hell were some, others came directly from hell. I planned to have some abominations hidden in there tho
>>36391843Yeah, I voted Jabbewock. Hopefully another Anon or two could chime in>>36391850>He got stabbed with a knife.Well there was a bloody knife lying beside him when he woke but the eyewitness to the scene quite resolutely believes she killed him with her beam attack, and who is he to argue with his Imouto?>It's been like two weeks at the most. Also, they all got impregnated. Where are the demonspawn?The "In the grim dark of the 21st Milleniu" line kept making me think a lot of time passed. As for demonspawn, there was that giant battle with them before Rockgroin found and petted the loli succuburger.
Shiit, do I have to do everything for you poozers?Whatever, it's Ten again.You are Kraghammer von Shortsmash, and you are headed to Japan to fuck up some lolis. And maybe fuck them too. Yeah, that! Alright!But the Jabberwock is acting mighty frumptuous today, and does not want to take you there. How do you show this arrogant whelp who's boss?
>>36392326>Snicker snack as is customary. Also smack it around with Buttjolnir a bit
>>36392326>I don't really care about Kraghammer von Shortsmash
>>36392463Are you gonna follow that up with what you do care about?
>>36392501a continuation of the story so far
>>36392603Fair enough, can't really argue with that. But maybe if we follow his shenanigans a little he'll become an interesting character too?
You show that slithy motherfucker who's got the vorpal cock with a few whacks of your mighty hammer, and beat the insolent wurm into submission.Complacent at last, the beast allows you to mount him.And then he lets you ride him towards Japan.The going is calm at first, but as you approach Japanese air space a pair of fighter jets soar into view. It looks like the Japs caught wind of your arrival. You'd better deal with these jets before they can get their giant robots ready.>>36392463You want a decent plot? You gotta flesh out the surrounding world! You gotta make the players CARE about your MCs! You gotta give backstory, an impetus to their actions! You can't just go willy-nilly jumping right into New Heaven! Get it right!
>>36392639That's fine, but he's going to Japan and not to America, where there's just been an outbreak of demon lolis.
>>36392653Throw jabberwock flaming shit at them
>>36392653>Lead them on a chase and run through a long tunnelHopefully they'll follow and self-destruct on the walls.
>>36392663New Heaven is the final challenge mate, gota eat some brans and sidequests firdt
>>36392663>>36392603You wanna run this show boy? You wanna get that railroad nice and greasy before you run the players straight down it like the county line on Friday afternoon?Do you wanna QM anon, is that what your petty heart desires?Well good, because I've got a bus to catch and I've run this gig already. But if you're gonna do this, man, you'd better damn well do it proud.
>>36392711Yeah, New Heaven + the USA seems like it'll cause problems for everyone.>>36392716I'll do my best! Anonymous won't have his way with me!
>>36392750Right then, handle this lot (>>36392704 >>36392685) will you? I can't be arsed to do it in time.
>>36392685>>36392704Inhaling deeply, you let out a mighty shout, "Hey, you wanna know what I think of your fancy folded jets and dumb-ass culture?"The jets bare down on your location, locking target on you as you speak.You kick your legs into the Jabberwock's sides, and steer it hard 180 degrees, lining up your shot. The Jabberwock lets out a yelp, and you quickly clamp its jaw shut with your impressive arms, causing it to launch firey shit at one of the jets at 1000 kmph.The jets unleash hell on you with their missiles, but there's a problem: they're of the heat-seeking variety. The missiles, instead of pulverizing you and your Jabberwock, instead chase your projectile all the way back to that poor momcon you decided to shit on.BINGBAMBOOM! The JSDF jet is no more, sending smithereens and shrapnel raining down on the surrounding neighborhoods.The remaining jets are outraged at Jerry-san's death, and seek to crash their own jets into you to rid this world of you!You stroke the Jabberwock's head, not a sign of affection for the beast, but a command. The Jabberwock narrows its wingspan, and dives towards the Earth.Moving at 12,397 kmph (or 300 mph for the Americans out there), it seems as though nothing can match your speed, except for the JSDF fighters right on your tail, and they're gaining!Weaving through the streets of Tokyo, you spot a subway tunnel nearby! Steering your Jabberwock into the maw of darkness, you think you've finally lost your pursuers.Think again! A red JSDF fighter crashes through the subway entrance, hot on your trail, firing all colors of lasers at you! You dodge the barrage, but just barely, getting singed from lethal amounts of radiation.You take off down the subway track, though you realize that you're too slow. Thinking of a way to lessen your weight, you jostle the Jabberwock's sides once again, unleashing yet another salvo of flaming shit at the fighter.
>>36393189The shit impacts upon the fighter's windshield, causing the fighter to wipe it off with his windshield wipers for a bit, but otherwise dealing the craft no significant damage. Laughing at your pursuer's temporary blindness, you turn back to see what's in front of you, and gasp.There's a light coming down the tunnel.You slow your mount some, and duck to the ground, dodging under the pursuing fighter ace. He soars further down the tunnel, and swoops around the corner. You bring your mount to a respectable flying speed going in the other direction, away from that trainwreck.BOOMBLAMBABLAMMMMMYou hear one of the biggest explosions of your life coming from behind you, but now's not the time for gawking. For extra propulsion, you get the Jabberwock to let loose a stream of fire towards the growing shockwave of flame and destruction, and swing your hammer around like a propeller.Roll to see if you make it!
Rolled 215, 58, 165 = 438 (3d300)>>36393389Twirlin' hammers like it ain't nobody's business!
Rolled 414 (1d666)>>36393389THE MIGHT THORNADO
Rolled 12, 4 = 16 (2d20)>>36393389Reap the whirlwind!
Rolled 95270244 (1d123456789)>>36393389Oh my god, this is still fucking going!Oh frabjous day!
>>36393588Did you read all of the last thread mate?
>>36393678Dude, I was there from the start.
>>36393732I'm not questioning, I was just worried in case you missed any of it So if you needed to get up on those last bits I'd post the archive link.
I'm surprised this got a second thread after it was adopted
>>36393814The Lineage of Twelve Masters is doing a great job running it.
Yumi Wasaki, a JSDF fighter who is considered a prodigy by many in her field for getting her jet-fighter's license at the young age of thirteen, is currently hovering over the subway entrance her senpai just went down into. "Senpai... I hope you're okay! I still need to confess my feelings to you... Wait, what's that!?"There was a figure coming out of the tunnel!However, instead of her senpai's dashing red jetfighter, it that gaijin trash riding out of the tunnel on his western demon like a bat out of hell! Yumi readied her laser guns, but before she could begin firing, an enormous blast of hellfire came out of the subway tunnel! It quickly envelops the rear of her craft, slamming the jetfighter into a nearby maid cafe, the rear thrusters exploding, killing any innocent(ha!) bystanders in the maid cafe.----------------------------------------------------------------------Ascending from that pit of fiery death, you just barely escape its clutches! You turn around to survey the destruction, you caused, several streets having collapsed, a skyscraper leaning on another skyscraper, and a maid cafe that's been embedded by some unlucky sap's fighter jet.You see that the pilot's trying to claw its way out of the fighter jet's wreckage, doesn't seem like that thing's going to last much longer...What do?>See about that fighter jet>Hit up the nearest school for massive amounts of DFC>Buy the Jabberwock some food, gotta keep it shitting
>>36393923>See about that fighter jetGet the pilot, interrogate>Let the Jabberwock eat "civilians"
>See about that fighter jet
>>36393754I know, and my answer seemed unnecessarily confrontational, as it was not meant to be.But I was here until the beginning of the slab fight.A burgerlander's gotta sleep some time.
>>36394086Well, good to have one more Kabbalist around heh
>>36393923>See about that fighter jet
>>36393847I guess it's technically eleven, I cheated and ran it twice.>>36393923And yer doin a fine job of it, m8.>Hit up the nearest school for massive amounts of DFC.
>>36393923>Hit up the nearest school for massive amounts of DFCMore lolis, more power.Or, better yet, combine this with >>36393948, drag the pilot with you so you can do an eat-and-grill.
I feel like I may be missing something, what does any of this have to do with Jewish esoteric belief systems? This is Kabbalah Quest, right?
>>36394193Read the beginning of the last thread. It'll make a bit more sense that way.
>>36394193Well summing it up:Hasid started a quest.Hasid realized he couldn't run it.Hasid quit.Another Hasid rose up to QM, the second of his name.And thus the >LEGEND OF TWELVE(or 11) QUEST MASTERSWas bornArchive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Kabbalah%20Quest
>>36394193>>36394281>>36394293In essence: Multiple QMs doing a crazy LSD ride through crazy land.
>>36394293>>36394310Praise Hasid, He Who Began. By each new QM we honor his legacy. This is the essence of distilled questhood, all that is good in its kin, a defiant strike against janitorial tyranny, a work of art whose like has never been seen.May Sithrak bless this quest.
>>36393948>>36394055You swoop down in front of the maid cafe, and dismount your Jabberwock. You give it a slap on the ass, beckoning it to go eat some civilians. It gives you a lick before running off, leaving a trail of drool in its wake.You work your way through the maid cafe, stepping tenderly over the remains of otakus and maidroids, their circuits electrocuting any liquids they spilt. You then climb up the fighter jet's carcass, hearing a constant banging coming from the cockpit. That pilot seems a bit short for a jetfighter. This interests you!Raising your hammer over your head two-handed, the banging ceases as the pilot backs themselves as far as the possibly can from you. You then bring it down on the science-glass, resulting in a loud BANG!Nothing happens at first, but then ever so slightly, a crack forms in the glass. This crack gets bigger, and soon enough, the entirety of the windshield looks as though the slightest breeze could take it down. So, you blow on it.----------------------------------------------------------------------The foreigner pulverizes Yumi's windshield, shattering it to pieces. She reaches for her zappy gun, and points it at the foreigner's dick. However, he sends it flying from her hands with the butt of his hammer!"Tsk, tsk! Is that any way to repay your saviour?" says the foreigner, his voice warping through Yumi's universal dubber.She makes for the combat knife in her right boot, but the foreigner grips Yumi by the throat, and hoists her up."Tell me, worm! Where is the nearest educational facility for children!?"This foreign devil's demands gave Yumi only confusion, as well as disgust. "Why would a gaijin terrorist be interested in one of our schools, unless it was for... hostages!?"Mustering up her courage, Yumi shouted at the foreigner, "I'd rather die than help you, foreign pig!" Her dubbed voice came out warped and deep, giving it a masculine quality.>Cont.
>>36394420>the butt of his hammerWhich one?
>>36394420Well, this guy's not cooperating with you. What do?>Steal his helmet + dubber>Hit him with your hammer>Buttsex
>>36394634>Steal his helmet + dubber>Aim to give his moustache a tug!
>>36394634>Buttsex>Hit him with your hammerIn that order
>kabbalah questWhat, a tale of witches not enough satan worship for the lot of you?
QM the Eleventh (Twelfth) has died. A new one must step up, the prime time is just starting.
>>36395090Dead or still writing? I know I was taking about an hour per update when I was going at it
>>36394669>>36394665>>36394738Jumping off of the downed jet with your prisoner in tow, you walk away from the former maid cafe. An explosion erupts from behind you, setting everything within fifteen meters to ashes. You throw the jetfighter to the ground on his stomach, and take that knife he was going to use from his boot. Sitting on his back, you place one of you hand on his butt, and pry his tight cheeks apart, using the knife in your other hand to cut a slit in the spandex where his hole should be."Wha- what are you doing!?" asks the jetfighter while futilely trying to kick you. Thanks to your Austrianaut helmet, this only serves as an annoyance."I was just thinking of another way you could repay me, yellow monkey," you reply as you get off his back, point his rear up, and lower your pants."Wait, no, stop! What are you doing! My cheery was for Senpai! Ohhhhh, Senpai! You demon! You killed him! I swear to you that you'll die before I will!"Annoying. Well, it's a good thing he's already a faggot like you, you suppose.You spank his butt, hard, in an attempt to silence his incessant whining. He lets out a loud shriek in response! You keep spanking him, alternating between cheeks. Instead of quieting down, the once proud jetfighter starts moaning like a bitch in heat. Ha! He's actually getting off on this.Prying his cheeks apart, you take a look at the hole you'll be destroying. So cute and pink! You can't help but dig in. Tonguing his sweet asshole, you start stroking yourself to the unique taste of his pucker and smell of his sweat. He starts moaning again, even louder than last time!Pulling your head back from the delicious morsel, you lick one of your fingers, and rudely insert it inside. It slides right in. Ha! What a whore. You work it up and down his shit-tunnel, eventually loosing it up for a second finger. To your surprise, your prisoner has finally shut up some, laughing weakly and panting.Welp, enough of that for now.>Cont.
>>36395128An hour to update might be a bit too long. Usually it's 10-20 minutes, maybe 30 when there's a lot of players or it's got a lot going on.
>>36395158I was confused about his for a while and then I realised that character perspectives were a thing. Well played QK XII
>>36395264I did my best to make this shitty.But forgot the spelling mistakes.NOOOOOO
>>36395264You and I (>>36392326) ought to be working together. You with intentional shittiness, and I with unintentional quality.
>>36395333It's a wonderful world of Kabbalah art
>>36395158Positioning your cockhead right up against his asshole, you press forward."Urhk!" you hear the pilot cry. You give him another spanking in response."Kyaaaa!" he wails, but your spanking paid off, allowing you to slide it in.You don't fuck him gently, you don't really have the time or patience for that. Slamming yourself inside him again and again, you gasp in wonder from how tight yet moist his butt is. Good job, tongue and fingers!You keep hearing a electronic gurgle coming from the voicebox on that helmet of his, and decide to do something about that. You roughly pull off his helmet, and throw it down the street. His long hair's covering his face. He keeps panting, though! You remove your tie, and gag him with it. His moans are now muffled to where you can barely hear them. That takes care of that!Five minutes of thrusting, ramming, and rutting later, you finally bust a nut inside this sweet boypussy! "ALJDFLDJGLDJAJGLDJGLADNL!" you scream in delight. You pull yourself out of the jetfighter, giving them another climax! Jeez laweez, it seems as though he's a messy boy. His spandex is positively drenched with what must be both pre AND cum! Must be because you're so good at sex. Hahahahaha!You pick up Buttjolnir, and walk back over to your buttslut. Hitting his derriere with your hammer like a professional golfer, he careens toward the sky, disappearing in a twinkle. He's not going to die though, he'll land safely on his butt where ever he lands up. He has the blessing of the Butt-Gods now.While you wait for the Jabberwock to return, you rustle up some gadgets you found lying around. From the wreckage and street, you find> A JSDF Jet-fighter's helmet that's white with pink flames, which has a universal dubber embedded inside!and> A JSDF Zappy Gun that has a full battery!and> A maidroid's head! Still seems kinda functional. Won't stop staring at you with those soulless eyes of hers.>Cont.
>>36395541>Cont.Good lord QK, it's been an hour since the last decision!
>>36395541Your Jabberwock bounds from around the corner, and lets out a flaming "BUUUUUURRRRRPPP!" which you dodge just in the nick of time.----------------------------------------------------------------------Yumi's butt did land safely, but her head, torso, arms, and legs did not. Luckily, she landed in a secret lab, so now she's a cyborg out for revenge. Her butt's improved from getting hit by Buttjolnir though. It's one of the greatest butts out there.----------------------------------------------------------------------Annnnnd that's it for me.
>>36395572Yeah, I'm not really good at this thing.
>>36395618More bad art.
>>36395665You did well mate.
>>36395676Thank you! Hope I didn't earn my title, though.
>>36395665You did good, shame you're stopping there
>>36395665You done fine QK! Now bugger back to anonymity and let this crazy train off the rails!>>36395673Lovely rendition, you pissant! We got three drawfriends in here, and no signs of slowing! Alright you corkscrews we're shifting this into high gear! No more pansying around, Kraghammer von Shortsmash moves fast, fucks hard, and takes no breaks.So, you ninnies, what's our next course of ACTION?>RIDE THAT FUCKING JABBERWOCK TO THE LOCAL PRIMARY SCHOOL>SPREAD THE WORD OF THE ANAL DEITIES WITH YOUR FABULOUS BUTTJOLNIR>FUCK THIS WEABOO SHIT, WE'RE GOING TO NEW HEAVEN>BEAT YOUR JABBERWOCK SOME MORE, SHOW THAT MANXSOME WHELP YOUR AUTHORITY>WRITE IN
>>36395757>RIDE THAT FUCKING JABBERWOCK TO THE LOCAL PRIMARY SCHOOL>SPREAD THE WORD OF THE ANAL DEITIES WITH YOUR FABULOUS BUTTJOLNIRWHY NOT BOTHMIGHTY BUTTHORRAVAGE LOLI PUSSYKILL THE INFIDEL GOOKS WITH BUTTJOLNIRALLAHU ACKBAR
>>36395788>>36395757YESBUTT FOR THE BUTT GODLOLIA FOR THE LOLI THRONE
>>36395757>BEAT YOUR JABBERWOCK SOME MORE, SHOW THAT MANXSOME WHELP YOUR AUTHORITY>GIVE HIM A LICK OF YOUR VORPAL BLADE FOR GOOD MEASURE>RIDE THAT FUCKING JABBERWOCK TO THE LOCAL PRIMARY SCHOOLAND BY RIDE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
>>36395852Ram our cock up his ass and use it as a " joy stick " controller
>>36395788I like the way you think, you bastard! Theodosius ain't waiting no more, no breaks on this train! And no brakes, either!You mount your frabjuous steed, flying over the city and searching for a school of sufficient underage content. Finally, you finish inside your servile beast and land him, pulling off and dismounting with a spray of your manly ejaculate!The doors are blasted to splinters with one blow of your fist, and you enter the first classroom you see. Look at all those damn lolis, screaming in adoration in your presence! It might be terror, not that it matters to you.Thank RectalOdin that this was an all-loli primary school!Grabbing the nearest loli by the pigtails, you remove her bloomers and expose your alien girth to the classroom, causing several girls to faint from residual ecstasy. The loli mewls softly as you enter her and ravage her prepubescent depths with the force and gusto of a Catalonian Bull!! As she cries her climax to Valinor above, you join her chorus with a guttural shout and loose your load within her. This process is repeated throughout the classroom, your god-touched phallus remaining erect and virile throughout each new conquest.Finally, you stand once more, the room filled with moans and cries of delight, and smelling strongly of cum and oregano.What now, you lemonmouthed grannybangers?
>>36395900>his assYour thinking of bandersnatches. I know, I know, misleading names, what with Jabbers being female and Snatches being male.
>>36395976You gonna go up to that Jabberwock and tell him he's a bitch? You go ahead and try that tough guy, see how he responds!Kraghammer would never fuck a mature female of any species!
>>36395955Kill the teachers and sacrifice them to the butt thunder god so that our children grow in seconds instead of years.Lead our army of Half-Yautja to RAPE JAPAN.
>>36395955Well, are quest was to become the little girl by eating the little girls right?Better get chowin'
>>36396059Eating [/spoiler] their pussies.But common lolis wont suffice.We need the HOLY LOLI, it's said she lives in the purified city of New Hell, now known as NEW HEAVEN.
>>36396090Well, we won't if they won't suffice til we try..
>>36396102heheh, I like the cut of your gib
>>36396153I like to believe in my prow-essINTERNAL GROANING
>>36396059Damn straight it was, asshole! You're on the right track!Making sure that the door is closed, the windows shut, and your true identity concealed, you remove your helmet. With a growl of predatory lust, you initiate PERVERT SEQUENCE: VORE!Your bifurcated jaw unhinges to brobdingnagian proportions, and your saliva gleams like pearlescent canola oil from your mouth. With no further ado, you grab a nearby loli, still passed out from your magnificent cock, and pull her feet-first into your maw.The loli wiggles slightly as her legs travel down your throat, and nearly gets caught as her shoulders meet your lips. But you're KRAGHAMMER MOTHERFUCKING VON MOTHERFUCKING SHORTSMASH!! You aren't going to let some goddamn loli stop your meal, and you sure as hell aren't going to let anatomy stop you either!With a throaty gurgle, you widen your gullet, and the loli disappears entirely inside of you. Your otherworldly digestion system reduces her to base compounds in mere seconds, and the strength and fabulousness of the loli flows through you. But it is not enough.- - - - After devouring each and every loli in the classroom, you kick down the classroom door, put your helmet back on, and mount your jabberwocky once more.>>36396090No more foreplay. No more waiting.You're going to consume the greatest jailbait ever to bait.But first, you should probably figure out how the hell you're going to find New Hell. Think fast cockmongers, I grow impatient as I type this.
>>36396253There's boats from Japan to New Heaven right? We should just take a cruise over.
>>36396253STEAL A GUNDAM
>>36396253>>36396297Actually.STEAL A GUNDAM, ATTACH A HUGE MECHA DICK TO IT'S GROIN AND PUT THE JABBERWACK AS OUR COPILOT
>>36396466THAT'S GODDAMN FUCKING LOVELY, SHITSHAVER! DO YOU HAVE A CAMERA IN MY SHITTING ROOM OR SOMETHING?>>36396405Yeah alright, we do this one! Fucking Gundam DICKS up in this quest now!!>>36396297YEAH you could do that, if you like boring shit!!Your stomach full and your spirits high, you formulate a plan to find New Hell. Or is it New Heaven now? Fuck, it could be New Purgatory for all you know at this point.You ride the Jabberwocky discreetly to a Gundam training facility. Fucking any guards you can't sneak past, you finally find yourself in the cockpit of SCHEISSESSEN, the mightiest of German-built Gundams! This thing must be a motherfucking Benz, goddamn!!But despite its flawless SatNav and well-polished interior, it's missing something! Right, a motherfucking HUGE MECHA DICK! You slam your own dick into the control panel, penetrating its inviting metal exterior and plumbing its lusty wire depths! With this new stimulus, the Gundam produces a matching dick from its own groin, proportionate to its giant body!With your Gundam properly dicked, you fly it the fuck out of the facility! Shit was like that scene in the Transformers movie. Fuck that movie was terrible!As you're flying, cruising high on autopilot towards New Heaven, a perimeter warning shows up on those shittastic controls! A squad of Lesser Drakes are high-tailing it towards your position! Some denimwad wants to crash this plane, no survivors! But getting caught ain't part of your plan!What now, douchemongrels?
>>36396667RAPETHEDRAKESSPIRALDICK POWER INTO THEM
>>36396667>FIRE SPERM MISSILES AT THOSE HOT-ASS DRAKES
>>36396667>Shoot them with the Gundam's zappy guns!Yeah, we can't let the Christians get too much of a hold over the mortal plane, that'll seriously screw over Assgard. And fuuuuuuuck America.
>>36396773>>36396741Why not both, eh? BOTH work goddamn LOVELY together!You twist the Gundam around, spreading its wings to catch the wind and face those grotstabbing drakes like a man! A man that is fuckhuge and made of metal!With several pumps of your cock inside of the Gundam's panels, its own turbo-schlong responds in kind, spiraling in an unexpected twist and pointing straight at the first of the drakes! Before it can so much as voice its consent to your sexual forwardness, you launch a volley of SPERM MISSILES at it!The projectiles splash against its seductive reptilian maw, blinding it and causing it to flail madly, careening into another drake! As the two fall, entwined like a cheap hooker and a desperate virgin, the other three cackle and caw with indignation!Ignoring their protests, you use the gundam's arm to wank its massive metal cock, sending a second volley of missiles at the remaining drakes!Those lubelicking FLYING LIZARDS take the jizz like veteran semon demons, swallowing each load with seeming disinterest!What now, cheesechuggers?
>>36397048>Press the 'backup' button to summon cyborg assistance!
>>36397048>Eat the drakes like Shinji's mom
>>36396976>assgardTop Kek>>36397048SUMMON A SHIT STORM WITH AID FROM ASSGARD.HARD SHITSTHE SIZEOF AN SUV
>>36397094>More like cyborg ASSistance! Also, she wants to kill us?
>>36397122>THAT ONLY MAKES ME HARDER!>No wait, I meant, makes the task harder and, uh, thus more befitting a task to complete. Yeah!>OH WHO AM I KIDDING
>>36397107>>36397094OH YOU GOSHDARN BET IT'S BACKED UP, NIGGERS!Swerving to avoid a sudden strike from the drake trio, you throttle your Jabberwock in anger. How in the friendfapping hell are you going to rid yourself of these drakes?!WELL SHIT TIME TO FALL BACK ON YOUR GUNS!You slap that control panel for all it's worth, and smash your meaty fist right down on it's big, blue PANIC BUTTON! The lights flash red, and a choir of drunken gnomes heralds the blessings of ASSGARD!Motherfucking gods above look down on those punk-ass drakes and deem them JIVE, firing shits the size of CONVERTIBLES straight at them! The titanic turds make contact, covering the flying pests in brown and sending them reeling into the earth! FUCK you hope there wasn't anything worth raping where they landed!!The drakes defeated, you head for New Heaven!>Cont. because FUCK USING JUST ONE POST.
>>36397267I think the new QM might have Tourrete's...
>>36397286I'm just sticksucking impatient, gotta get this plot train moving!!>>36397267The isle of New Heaven, separated from the greater landmass several minutes ago, stands erect on the horizon. So bright, so blessed. So full of pert, delicious lolis.You want to make a big impression and an even bigger entrance! What's the plan, duckfuckers?>CRASH THIS GUNDAM RIGHT INTO THE FUCKING PALACE ROOM>DO ABOVE, BUT EJECT YOURSELF FROM THE SPINSHITTING COCK-PIT FIRST SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY SURVIVE>DROWN THAT ISLAND IN A SEA OF MECHA SEMEN>FUCK THIS METAL BOX, GET YOUR SUBBY JABBERWOCKY BACK IN THE AIR AND ONTO THE ISLAND!>MAKE UP YOUR OWN GODDAMN PLAN, LIKE I GIVE A SHIT
>>36397415>CRASH THIS GUNDAM RIGHT INTO THE FUCKING PALACE ROOM>WE'RE GOING IN DRY
>>36397415>DROWN THAT ISLAND IN A SEA OF MECHA SEMENThen>CRASH THIS GUNDAM RIGHT INTO THE FUCKING PALACE ROOM>DO ABOVE, BUT EJECT YOURSELF FROM THE SPINSHITTING COCK-PIT FIRST SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY SURVIVEAnd finally>RIDE THE JABBERWOCK INTO THE ROOM, MOCKING THEIR LEADERS
>>36397415>CRASH THIS GUNDAM RIGHT INTO THE FUCKING PALACE ROOMSafety is for people who are MOTHERFUCKING KRAGHAMMER!
>>36397457>>36397566It's been FUN, dickdockers! But I'm going to SLEEP now, FUCKING DAMN I LOVE SLEEP!!Yo, someone else, you pick up this fucking banner and you wave it high! YOU MAKE SURE THAT KABBALAH LIVES ON!!!
>>36397668Well, I couldn't QM a third time. It'd be against the Kabbalah spirit.
>>36397668Aight.It's time New Heaven got to taste the MIGHT of Krag Shortsmash. Pressing the gundam controls downwards the gigantic mech begins it'sdescent right into the city. There is little time before the impact, so the next bit of entertainment hasto be done in the blink of an eye: you set of the biggest charge of missile sperm ever seen outside of a fetish bordel to detonate this blasted city.Right before the humongous metal beast crashes into the city you eject from the COCK-PITwhile floating in the sky you watch as thousands of detonations from the mechanical sperm filled missileserupt around the city, the angelical-demonic rapist citizens are maimed and impregnated by this explosive sensual experience, and by the magic of ASSGARD become little girls. GOOD, more for you to feast on later!The Mech soon hits the city, half of it going straight into the palace. Ungodly destruction all around, this pleases you.You finally reach the highest tower of the New Heaven palace, a holed in it's ceiling allowing you entrance, it's covered in religious and sexual icons, and DILDO PILLARS. You're are welcomed by the New Heaven PILLARMEN, the royal guards ofPunch RockGroin, queen of New Heaven, it seems they're distracted inspecting the gundam piece that flew over here.What to do, noble rapist?>Rape them... FROM BEHIND (Surprise Buttsecks)>Invite them for MANLY COMBAT (Show off MUSCLES)>Sneak past them into the Queen's chambers
>>36397267How was that anything like what was suggested? 5/10, liked the enthusiasm.
I await for FABULOUS replies!
>>36397855>Invite them for MANLY COMBAT (Show off MUSCLES)>Whilst they're distracted pop 'em with the Buttjolnir
>>36397855>Rape them... FROM BEHIND (Surprise Buttsecks)>Invite them for MANLY COMBAT (Show off MUSCLES)If they cannot defeat our musculature, buttrape is their punishment!
>>36397987>>36397966 Deciding to prove your might and superior AESTHETICS you walk directly into their little reunion.They're shocked by your sudden interruption. You don't give them time to get their heads back into place for long enough to ask any questions, whilst flexing your muscles you roar:"ARE ANY OF YOU WIMPS MAN ENOUGH TO FACE ME IN .... COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL OILY COMBAT?""Amazing" One of them replies, it seems they're entranced by your muscles. This will not do.Grabbing your trusty hammer you swing your entire body, and with a mighty blow send all three flying away. This breaks their stupor, and it seems they finally realize their situation:"We accept your challenge, HEATHEN!""We the Pillarmen of NEW HEAVEN will crush the unfabulousness before us""Yes, none are more FABULOUS than the PILLARMEN"They all flex their muscles, and build up their powers. It seems they aren't as weak as they first seemed."Very well. My only terms are should you lose... I WILL PLUNGE INTO THY ASSES"They're not shocked by this, it is the traditional punishment for those who are proven not to be MANLY enough.>COMBAT SCENE: Prize is asses, anything goesSo What is your plan, noble loli-fucking butt predator?
>>36398126>Swing hammer around to create a typhoon, then shoot them with the zappy gun once they're sucked inside.
>>36398126Channel the power of our inhuman sultriness and masculinity. We have access to heights of virility that human bodies cannot withstand, and we must use them.
>>36398126>Stand our ground until they are forced to come to us for the fight>Then fight. Probably using Buttjolnir
>>36398126>Remember that we lost our tie>It was our favorite one>RAGE!
Did we ever actually summon the cyborg backup?
>>36398246Nah, Tourettes OP the thirteenth was a faggot.
>>36398246Luckily, no.>>36398258I rather liked his style, actually. Sorry your response was not chosen.
>>36398281Actually, it wasn't that Anon's response but >>36398246 mine.And why wouldn't you want cyborg backup?
>>36398281I liked him too, though he ignored all the responses so he could bail. Thus, faggot.
>>36398246Well, I bet the cyborg loli's hot on our trail anyway.
>>36398334That wasn't a loli, was it? I though it was just a female reverse trap pilot with a great ass?>>36398305Yes, a true faggot. But at least an enjoyable one.
>>36398377I dunno. She was like 13 or something. Didn't have breasts yet.
>>36398192>>36398185>>36398182>COMBAT CAPABILITIES AT 78%Yumi Hiragawa, newly created cyborg. Near the east coast of the US.Speed: 14,500 km/hours"I need to get there in time to stop him, no... I WILL get there in time"She increases her speed, burning the air around her from the intensity of her rockets.What's her objective? Could it be vengeance? We will know... soon.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------You're Kraghammer Shortsmash, and this fight will certainly be a blast.The 3 pillarmen stand before you, flexing their well oiled and glistening muscles.Smiles on their faces, confident postures, sure. But the fear in their eyes betrays their true emotions.It's time for the main dish of MANLY BEATDOWN, and you're CHEF SMASHBALLS. Well no you aren't but whatever.They charge at you, speeds faster than normal humans could reach. Certainly they were enhanced by loli magics.Easily enough you dodge their initial attacks, but they double their efforts. It's clear these are well trained faggots.Time to bring out the big guns then. Focusing your masculinity you increase your testosterone levels to a level that would make /fit/ cower in fear.Your muscles triple in size, now even your muscles have muscles, and moustaches. God you're covered in hair, gotta trim this shit once we're done here.Using this newfound virility you counterattack them, grabbing one by the leg and swinging him at his two companions.Sadly you only hit one of them.Well, best use Buttjolnir instead. You run towards one of the pillarmen, and with a wide attack bring your hammer to meet his balls. That's gotta HURT.The other two seem to charge some strange energy attacks, this might be dangerous. Thinking fast you plant your feet on the ground, using the old STEEL BALLS stance that your dad taught you.With the weight of your STEEL BALLS anchoring allowing you to remain grounded you start swinging (CONT)
>>36398412Kraghammer VON Shortsmash, mind you.
>>36398569Damn, knew I forgot something.
>>36398412your hammer as fast you can. Which for a superpowered fisiculturist predator blessed by ASSGARD is well, PRETTY DAMN FUCKING FAST!Winds and energy are channeled to the eye of the storm you just created. The Buttjolnir is truly a magnicent weapon, worthy of your hands. Two of the pillarmen are sucked in, the ball crushed one is nowhere to be seen.Fun is over and you're going to show them how it's done when you've got the thunder on your side. Quickly you aim the Zappy gun at the tornado, and enhance it with your assgardian powers. Before you can unleash your might the ball cru... let's just call him Eunuch. Well eunuch comes out from hidding and tackles you."MY... FUCKING BALLS" Is all he screams during his charge.You lose control of your aim while you fall, and the tornado discipates. The gun does go off however, and completely erases Eunuch from existance. Only the smear of his balls on the ground remain."Nooo, our brother!" The Pillarmen scream. Truly losing a brother is a terrible thing, but fuck them, they're not nearly as fabulous as you and dare claim they are the MOST fabulous.They both are fueled by their loss, and... start doing some weird dance? Has this battle finally taken a toll on their minds?Have they gone insane?"FUUUUU..." In the name Odin, The Ass Father, what is this fucking sh"SION" You've gotta be fucking kidding me right here...They're now one huge fucking Pillarman, one huge and angry Pillarman mind you, and they're coming right at you.They smash you with their shoulder, you're defenseless. The abomination in front of you then smashes your head on the ground furiously, relentlessly. It's a slaughter, but then you see it.Your fucking tie.You lost the tie.The tie your mom gave you.Your favourite tie.CONT, 2/3
>>36398538Mfw I am hamburger>>36398569>>36398593AHAHAHAAHAH, that's unfortunate...
>>36398569Right, here you are then.
>>36398654"WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH" You scream as you lift the abomination and toss it aside.You grab the nearest Dildo pillar and effortlessly BREAK IT from the goddamn structure.Shit's going down, you charge the pillarman and smash his head, blood starts flowing from several cuts as you keep smashing and smashing.Soon you calm down. Realizing the thing is still alive, despite those horrible facial injuries that make it's face as hideous as a witch's slit.Now it's time, what to do?>Take what's yours. RAVAGE IT>NO MORE WAITING GO TO THE THRONE ROOM>Let's get outta here mate, time for some other shit (what?????)
>>36398678But he was the 12th (actually 11th) QMYOU GOT THE ORDER WRONG
>>36398678Thank you! You should draw Yumi next, you know, if you'd like.
>>36398702The order is entirely wrong already, and he is in the 11th spot.>>36398687>Take what's yours. RAVAGE IT
>>36398687>Take what's yours. RAVAGE ITTIME FOR RAVAGES, RAVAGES OF TIME
>>36398687>>36398654>>36398412Lost my fucking name along the way, shit.By the way are the updates pleasing ye all?
>>36398678Is-is this my first fanart? Saved, backed up, posted on facebook
>>36398759They please me mightily
>>36398759I'm enjoying them.
>>36398731Just checked back through and QK was the thirteenth according the naming convention by that point, only he didn't dub himself the thirteenth and the next QM did. Not sure where he places in terms of the actual order
>>36398749>>36398731You will take what's yours, IT'S RAPE TIME.You must act quickly, and thus you toss your pants away for maximum sexual mobility.Ripping apart he small loincloth that covered the pillarman's oily ass you are ready to dig in with your mighty and already erect cock. It truly is a wonder, like one George R. R. Martin would describe, it was a long as a spear and thicker than a bazooka, with a slight purple hue to the head. It's pulsating veins were wide and green, a vibrant green that only could be matched by the green of your totally heterossexual eyes.The oversized and hairy balls beneath it only adding to it's aura of power and mystery. HAHA GAY You plunge it into his sweet and tight ass, the entry is hard, but after some minor bleeding things seem to be fine.The blood serves as decent lubrificant, and so the ordeal procceeds with greater ease from that point on.It's a pleasure beyond any the pillarman had ever experienced, and thus he, despite his injuries, moaned, asked for more. Just like the little bitch he is.His wet and warm insides pulsating, constricting your huge penis, the friction of the movement something no human could withstand. All of this is too much!You roar as you release your sweet seed into his bare ass, completely filling his intestines with it. After surely impregnating him with Ass babies Also known as Assgardians. you let out another roar.The pillarman lies there, beaten, destroyed, ravaged, he has given in to the pleasure and will not interfere, for he is know a slave to the semen.You're refreshed from the sex, which will help in the final fight.It's time to finish this...>Plan of action for going into the Queen's room/Throne room?
>>36398971>Use the defeated pillar man as a battering ram, then throw his carcass at the Christian Queen.
Guys I probably have to leave.I hope I don't suck completely as QM, as I hope to QM my own quest once I manage to learn (decent) english.
>>36398971>Walk straight in through the front door like the devilmaycare manly fatherfucker you are!
>>36398719I took the liberty of giving her an electrically-charged katana, because any agent of glorious Nippon must wield the greatest weapon ever conceived, folded ten trillion times by computer artisans and blessed by Amaterasu herself.
>>36399018You did wonderfully, Elevicus. And your English was good enough that I didn't notice anything.
>>36399050Seconding this opinion.Have we got another QM ready to step up at the moment?
I could QM a third time, but if someone else is available, that would be better.Who among you shall take up the banner on the neverending Quest? Who shall join the hall of QMs next?
>>36399083>>36399066Of course, we have hit bump limit. Maybe get one more round in, then save it for another day, to be picked up by another QM?
>>36399099It's already archived so it'll keep updating.If anyone feels like continuing right now they could, or we could let it die and make the follow up tomorrow.Or some other day.
>>36399099>Ever letting this quest not be actively run for evermoreAlso, when we start a new thread whoever opens it should remember to have this archive link in the OP http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Kabbalah%20Quest
>>36399145Good thing you remembered that.We also need to upvote both threads to make sure they don't get pruned.
>>36399145>>36399135Alright, I've got shit to do, but I'll be back in an hour and, if this quest isn't being manhandled by another QM, I'll step up.
>>36399145> I accidentally downvotedfuck me
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