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>>36380664

Why couldn't you spend five minutes in google?

>>36380664
I'm listening.

>>36381540
this, you'z lazy OP.

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>>36380664
Here, I made you a temporary one. Name her and get on with it.

>>36382197

Her name is Arathel and she's from Alaitoc. She hunts humans for sport.

>>36382197
Not bad, but get a better camera, anon.

I'm loving this idea though. Eldar ranger chick investigates aliens for a Craftworld TV show with this hilariously detached view of the galaxy and treatment of other sentient species like beasts.

What's a good name for an Eldar chick?

>>36382197
How about Irwen as a given name. Reference to the Crocodile Hunter, and it already sounds Eldarish.

Not sure about last name, though. Maybe relate her to an existing character? Irwen Ulthran?

>>36382402
Stroud? Name from another adventurer/survivalist and sounds badass.

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>>36382197
Here's one more. Moments after she investigates the showers in an Imperial Guard barracks.

>>36383372
>The Mon'Keigh is truly a frightening creature.

>>36383372
was the file name intentional?

>>36383785
Ha, I just noticed that. No, it's just the 34th file on my camera.

>>36381540
To lazy.

>>36382197
I think that the op abandoned thread.

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>>36383372
>One must be very careful near here. It is considered very rude to any mon'keigh when they are bathing.
>Note these mon'keigh use a very primitive form of washing, water flows through the pipes and into the shower head where they rub with a bar of soap. Most go behind the ears but the ogryn are far dumber that the other guardsmen, so he is using his own weapon to bath. The other guardsmen stay as far away from this one as possible.

>>36383884
We lost a lazy OP and obtained a drawfag with a shitty camera. I think it's a net gain.

>>36383372
>Here we see a gathering of Mon'Keigh warriors. These primitives waste water to clean themselves of dirt and debris. So uncivilized. Looking closer, we see...
>,,, oh my!

>>36383372
So who's the loyal cameraman?

>>36383985
For now lets go fuck it and say its a gretchin for now.

>>36383985

A wraithguard

>>36383998
>>36384000
Why not both?
Gretchin boom operator, and wraithguard cameraman.

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>>36383372
>Eldar wimmin
>Pith helmet

Marry me, drawfag

*The camera switches over to a scene with a large super heavy baneblade tank*Now then this is where the guard keeps their vehicles, note how heavily armored and slow each on is. They boast the heaviest armor in the entire galaxy.
*The camera zooms into the inquisitor*
It seems my target is inspecting what appears to be his personal vehicle. Now this is very crucial, because if he takes off we can intercept him and take him out.

>>36384057
>Putting actions in * *
Either a noob or a roleplayer with a bad habit.

Hello. Op here. I did not expect the thread to last very long and jumped off the ship before it even set sail. I feel stupid now...

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>>36384109
No takebacks.

>>36383983
>Implying a eldar hasn't see human dick.

>>36384214
It's not the dick she's impressed with. Imperial Guardsman have balls unmatched in size and virility by any other organism in the galaxy.

>>36384246
She saw vance stubb's balls of steel.

>>36384109
>not bothering to support a thread you started

What utter faggotry. That's outright shitposting, but fortunately there are fa/tg/uys better than you who can salvage your retardation. Kindly never post anything again.

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>>36384246
Also they're made of steel.

>>36382197
>gem studded safari cap
Adorable.

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>>36384282
>Asking me to not post shit
Fuck you I do what I want.

>>36383372
>Eldar are quick to recognize lewd

>>36384328
Here we see the spider man. A very annoying and rude mon-keigh. This is known to be a subspecies of them called by their tounge "Faggots"

>>36384034
>>36384315
Thanks. I can keep drawing these if you guys have any more ideas, and if you don't mind my laptop's awful camera.

>>36384401
Her boom operator getting in the way and getting seen, shenanigans ensue.

>>36384401
That would be funny. Poor gretchin.

>>36384401
Her wraithguard cameraman trying to hide behind a bush, Russel Crow and Tuggy the Tugboat style.

>>36384434
Are we still going with a gretchin for the boom operator?

Also, I don't know how democratically this is going, but I cast my vote to name her Irwen Stroud. Very pretentious and sounds like she made it up to sound badass.

>>36384479
I find the wraithguard idea funnier

>>36384479
Sounds close maybe Aerwin? Sounds more elvis... elder that way. She has an unmade Gretchin manning the boom and a wraithguard on camera.

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>>36384468
>>36384434
Settled on a group shot, failed hide check.

>>36384788
Be even funnier if the went after the elder and Gretchin, but completely miss the wraithguard when the chase begins.

>>36384788
Why do i feel like I've seen your art style before?

>>36384914
My usual means of scanning images is broken, so I've been forced to photograph them with inferior equipment. Coupled with my recent laziness, I don't feel right revealing my true identity to you all. It would bring shame upon my house.

Though, you are welcome to guess.

>>36383985
It's a floating camera!

Writefag who is not OP here. If tg wishes it I can quickly jot down a few scenes for our intrepid Eldar.

>>36385102
Sounds awesome.

>>36385102
Hell yeah

Also, I'm fine with Irwen or Aerwen.

>>36385102
I like Aerwen. that sounds nice.

>>36381540
>bottom right.
>0 Fucking trigger discipline

No wonder these fucks are a dying race, they probably shoot each other during training

>>36385160

They have centuries of discipline.

>>36385102
*moves bush aside*
Now here we see the crew of one of the monkeigh tanks at rest. Notice how that one is marking his territory against the side of the tank. There is the tank commander. Monkeigh tend to be very angry look how he breathes out smoke!
*Dave the wraithguard zooms in*
goodness by isha! What primitive and exciting creatures. He seems to be taking pleasure from the act.
Now if TerwilTerwilliger-totally-not-a-gretchin leans in with the boom we can maybe hear some of their guttural noises...

>>36336385186
the one with the hat seems angry. He is asserting his dominance and grunting at his wrist device. The use of the wristdevice is still entirely unknown. We believe it is for the purpose of amusing their simple minds.
Dave you speak some Monkeigh what are they saying?

THE FAT ONE WISHES TO TAKE A SHIT. THE ONE WITH THE HAT SAYS HURRY THE FUCK UP.

*Tank crew look round*

Something must have startled them. Quick. run!

>>36385160
Their guns are psychically activated, they don't have physical triggers.

>>36385237
If /tg/ likes these I can continue

>>36385262
Keep going so far so good.

>>36382402

Irwen is good. Irweneth is a bit more Eldar-y.

>>36385252
>psychically

Naive Mon'Keigh. Don't you know all Eldar firearms are triggered by rubbing the barrel vigorously while pounding the trigger hole with your finger?

>>36385175
Yet they fail to adhere to the basics of gun safety.
>>36385252
Explain the trigger housing.
It serves no purpose if what you say is true.

>>36385252
So what's the point of the trigger then? Also, how can an enterprising rogue trader acquire some and equip his entourage with them if they're without triggers? What about when fighting chaos, is it that good for everyone to be using warp dickery to for their weapons when surrounded by that much "should not be"?

>>36385160

>Not knowing Eldar tech has built in friendly fire safety measures

Pitiful monkeigh.

>>36385297
Almost spilled my coffee there, anon. Good job.

And now for something completely different.
Here we see two ogryn headbutting each other much like dear do when they are fighting.
The conscripts nearby sense the threat and flock off, a pure survival instinct as the two giants brawl over the gets to take the commisar to the medbay.

>>36385317
>is it that good for everyone to be using warp dickery to for their weapons when surrounded by that much "should not be"?

Eldar don't access the warp directly. Not sure how the regular troops do it but the farseers and warlocks do it through those rune thingies you see floating around them some times. They act as a sort of psychic circuit breaker, if they draw too much warp energy or detect a demon the rune(s) burns itself out and severs the connection.

>>36385237
*later -night*

A flushed eldar face leans into the camera frame.
Phew that was a lucky escape. Who would have expected a Monkeigh tank to simply drive through the trees rather than over them. So primitive.

I have a special treat for you craftworlders at home. Behind me is a monkeigh tent. This is where they store themselves at night.

Behind me two of them sound like they are fighting for dominance and have been for quite some time.

If Dave switches to thermal

I DO NOT THINK THAT IS A GOOD IDEA

Dave! It is for science. We must document these strange creatures.

Now look *thermal imaging shows two humans in close proximity*

See how they grapple! These being are obsessed with dominance and look at the way the larger one has the smaller on its belly and now the larger one is undoing his....oh my...

*pointy ears flutter on the edge of the camera frame*

>>36385381
Aerwen probably doesn't know about Terran dear. She's most likely referencing Space Dear, whose battles for supremacy shatter entire star systems and unbalance the very fabric of the universe. Good thing they're mostly extinct.

Rather nice compliment for the Ogryn, really.

>>36385392
Pfffff hahahah! It was later revealed they were actually fighting over a can of tuna, akwardly hidden in his pants. Cause warhammer.

>>36385413
Ah we're back. It seems the 2 ogryns seemingly stomped the poor commisar to death. Primitive minds.

>>36385392
*still night*
*noises of singing in the background*
Right. This time it's unequivocally a religious right. These creatures are celebrating some sort of festival behind me.
They are so fervent in their beliefs that some of them have even fallen over. In order to praise their emperor it seems they must drink fermented vegetable matter.

If we are very, very sneaky, we might be able to try some...

Our host ducks down. The camera follows what would be her stealthy approach toward an unattended bottle of Emperor's Own scotch. We see an eldar backside wiggle through the long grass. A hand reach up. The bottle is snagged.

Our host bobs back into frame. The cork of the bottle in her teeth. She spits it out.

They say that this stuff is pretty potent. I don't believe it though. Monkeigh drinks over a century old are practically unheard of. It can't be anything like eldar wine.

*glug*

Thatsh nots bhad aktually

*glug*

Rheally Mankeeeys arent are that..

*collapse*

>>36385434
Aw

>>36385529
Ok one more and I'm off to sleep. Has /tg/ any requests?

>>36385529
She was later found hitting people with a frying pan, charg n targe, and for some reason dressed up like demopan.

>>36385529
I'd laugh if she drinks merrily with the guardsmen, them never realizing she's an alien through their beer goggles.

>>36385565
Have her wake up dressed as demopan, and a dead inquisitor at her feet the frying pan bloody.

>>36385574
>>36385591
Who is demopan?

>>36385599
Ok nevermind then.

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>sniff
>sniff sniiiiffff
Hmmmm... hey Sarge, you smell that?

>catch a malefactor nederog

>>36385565
Everyone but Wraith guard fail stealth checks horribly. Wraith guard wasn't even trying.

>>36385565
The camera blinks back into life.

THIS IS STILL A TERRIBLE IDEA

No it isn't. Shush. You'll disturb the wild Monkeigh. Those useless craftworlders only want to exterminate these beautiful creatures and...

WE ARE LIVE

Oh! Hello again viewers! We have something really special for you here. A dreadnought! We think it is asleep so we're going to try and get as close as we can to it.

Our host starts to bellycrawl across the tarmac. Dave walks behind her.

The bulk of a blood ravens dreadnought looms into focus.

Goodness look at that thing! This is the box they keep their angriest warriors in so they don't go mouldy. It's like a sort of tupperware for violence.

*she raps on the carapace*

Not very sensitive though. Indeed if I put a hand here and a hand there...

*she starts to climb*

Dave you may wish to back away at this point.

*Dave retreats to a safe distance as she gives the dreadnought sarcaphogus a good whack*

>what the in the name of the emperor was that?

It's ok! It can't see or reach me up here! Look at those stubby little arms! Eeeheheh! Whee!

>foul xenos! Brothers remove this thing!

Oop. Time to go!

>>36385767
haha

These are great.

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>>36385641
Yeh corporal... Eldar... Smells like there's just one or two though. They're up to no good though, if they're this close. Better call in backup, can't take a chance...
>they raise shotguns and take cover while the corporal voxes the squad

So what does our intrepid Eldar adventurer do?

>>36385767
> mould
>tupperware

Where do you live friend

>>36385833
"Drat, we've startled them."

"Mon'Keigh are easily frightened, but they'll soon return, and in greater numbers."

>>36385844
Jetlagged scot-anon reporting

>>36385833
well if she's anything like her namesake she'll probably do something stupidly dangerous that somehow allows her to catch the lot show them to the camera and then distract them with a treat while she runs away

>>36385893
>squad assembled
Alright ladies! We've got Eldar on the perimeter, and I don't have to tell you we can't have that. We'll start with a mad minute and then advance in. Ready ladies? Open fire!
>a dozen Catachans spray the jungle with las-bolts, shotshell, and grenades for a solid minute

>>36385977
>trees fall down all over the place.
>Dave is just standing there out of cover.
>clearly visible Wraithguard cameraman

"I don't see anything."
"Alright, fan out and scan the debris for the slippery xenos witch!"

>Aerwen's head pops out of a downed tree.
"Such ferocious deforestation! These mad beasts defile all nature in their path. Truly fascinating!"

One more.

*phunt*
*splat*

>in the name of terra what is this stuff!

Webguns are amazing! Now we've caught one. Lets go and have a look at it.

It's a human alright. It's got a very big hat too. I think it must be one of their leaders.

*Experimentally she takes the Commissars hat*

>foul xenos do your worst! I have the light of the emperor upon me. Can you say the same!

HE SEEMS ANNOYED
Such noble but primitive creatures we must preserve them

>I shall take you with me!

*the frag grenade pin makes a tinkling noise in the rubble*

A large wraithguard hand grabs our host and running occurs*

*THOOM*

AT LEAST THERE ARE PLENTY OF THEM TO PRESERVE. THIS IS AN AWESOME HAT HOWEVER. IT IS MINE NOW.

>>36385160

No you see hes so good hes not even looking at the enemy hes shooting at behind him!

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>>36386035
>fist pops up
There... right there. That big thing. Explosive shot. Take it the fuck out ladies. And try and capture the Eldar alive...

>>36385899
Nice

>>36386075
>Cameraman Wraithguard, with a Commissar hat

It's the perfect disguise.

>>36386098
>Guardsmen blow up Aerwen's hovervan

>>36386129
I AM A HATSTAND NOW. THEY WILL NEVER KNOW.

>>36386135
Alright, not bad work, girlies. Advance nice and easy, three meter spread. You see movement, aim for the legs.

>>36380664

>Doesn't say 'BY CRIKEY'

You had one job anon.

>>36386098
Sergeant, why are you yelling for us to shoot the Commissar's hat stand?

He'd be very upset if we damaged his hat.

>>36380664

I've always imagined the Imperial equivalent of this would be David Attenborough.

>Here, in the jungles of Catachan, lives one of the most extraordinary creatures in the Imperium.

Each episode of his show would be about the various xeno breeds in the galaxy and Attenborough always managing to get incredibly close to each one, discovering some new and unknown behavior or characteristic, and always escaping detection.

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>>36386191
Soldier, I don't give a flying warp spawned, back motor pool fuck what he thinks. That basted is lucky he hadn't had an accident yet. Now quit b itching and eyes front!

>>36386227
I honestly like the Eldar version better.

It's kind of cute to imagine a different take on the Eldar's idea of humans as primitive in how this Eldar girl tries to convince craftworlders that humans are unique and interesting fauna.

We know pretty much all about the Imperium. We know a lot more about things from their point of view than the Eldar. Seeing her bumbling about and misinterpreting very human things just makes me laugh.

>>36385899
I would have guessed canada
We spell those the same way

>>36386267

Yeah, I just want David in the 40K universe so much. Because they have augmetics and rejuv treatments.

>>36386267
So much this. Someone had better be saving these to put on 1d4chan. I'd do it but I'm on mobile

>>36386287

Isn't Kryptmann basically Space Sir David crossed with Space Alan Grant?

*thick stereotypical Australian accent*

Aw right, this seems like a right fun spot! All kinds a dangerous humans to hunt an' sport with.

Why don't we see how they react to me zooming past them on my jetbike, eh? Their little minds won't even know what to make of it!

>>36386227
*Wraithfingers fiddle with the lenscap*

We have spotted something entirely unknown to Eldar science. A human with an electronic device that does not appear to be a gun. I have cunningly disguised myself so that I can get closer.

The camera moves from the pith helmeted man to the pith helmeted eldar. Her disguise being simply that she has stuffed towels into her top and skirt to give more human curves. She puts on pair of sunglasses and steps out.

She meets a massively moustachioed man on his tip toes. A leaf stuck either of his head to give the appearance of pointy ears. He is being followed by a servo skull

Bhai da empuror!

> by jove this is awkward

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>>36386317
Well this is awkward

I just want to point out that there were like twenty posts discussing her name. However Dave the Wraithguard was totally acceptable with no questions. That has totally cracked me up

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>>36386314
>forgot my picture

My shame is very great.

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>>36386317
>We have spotted something entirely unknown to Eldar science. A human with an electronic device that does not appear to be a gun.

All of my kek

>>36386277
I'm Canadian that's why I asked him lol

>>36386376
That's hilarious

>>36386404
These are actually a lot of fun to write.

*Our host peers into frame*

Shhhhhhhhhhhh we found some Catachans! These are very strange humans. Despite growing up on a world where everything can kill you they walk around half naked! Just look at those big throbbing monkeigh muscles! They must spend hours oiling each other up..and ...and...Oh by Isha cut!

>>36386376
No one cares about the cameraman

>>36386421
Well it's nice to meet some Can-ons then. praise be to glorious imperial spelling

>>36386458
As clearly demonstrated by the fact that whenever they get discovered, he's ignored by all the guardsmen.

>>36386463
well he's wearing a commissar's hat clearly he's got to be legit

>>36386490
>Commissar!
WHAT?
>We heard the explosion are you alright? By the emperor he has caught the demos!

WHAT XENOS? OH YOU MEAN MY GRANDDAU...PRISONER YES. I MUST TAKE HER AWAY NOW FOR...UMM HUMAN STUFF.

Buuuuut this is a perfect chance to study them up close. Please can't we play along? Pleeeeeeease?

FINE. YES HUMAN-GRUNT-SOLDIER I HAVE CAPTURED HER. NOW TELL ME WHERE DO I KEEP MY LIQUOR SUPPLY AGAIN?

>>36386617
*Caught the xenos. Typing all of these out on a phone has not been easy.

>>36386227
Through a combination of juvinants hiccups in warp travel and undying enthusiasm David Attenborough is still around and making documentaries in the 41st millennium.
Accompanied by his ogryn cameraman and a boom operated by a tau who's still trying to figure out how they got there, he travels the galaxy documenting the hell out of everything he can find.
At some point he finds out intrepid Eldar wildlife expert and attempts to sneak up and document her, she does the same. After a moment of confusion the two begin to argue over who should be documenting who while their respective crews end up playing cards and swapping stories about their bosses.

>>36386785
This encounter needs to end in coitus with both hosts reporting that they have uncovered valuable data on the other species.

>>36386855
Sir david Attenborough narrates the encounter exactly like his infamous slug mating video.
Our inteprid eldar narrates it like a disturbing fanfic.

>>36386891
Oh just look at all these big, sweaty, masculine monkiehs in their natural habitat, do-
>BATTLE BROTHERS! THERE IS A FILTHY XENO IN OUR LOCKER ROOM!
It seems I have been discovered! Another place then, another time to watch these beautiful, handsome creatures.

>>36386785
Attenborough is the highest ranking ordo xenos inquisitor alive

>>36386941

He's technically the head of the Ordo Xenos, except he doesn't like exterminating Xenos and prefers to study them instead, so he's more or less shunted away while the rest of the Ordo kill the Xenos as normal.

>>36386785

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7Z5k1_LgkE

>>36386957
He's been amazingly helpful in understanding the Tyranid species and their social habits, with many of his reports being widely published alongside Inquisitor Kryptmann. Kryptmann refused to work with him after he started narrating over his lectures on Tyranid biology.

>>36387331

Kryptmann is Attenborough's most promising student, though sadly he did not choose to follow in his mentor's footsteps.

>>36387381
Attenborough wanted to observe and study the creatures, using his narration to provide a personification that allows anyone who watches his recordings to understand Tyranid behavior in a way that relates to them.

Kryptmann only really wants to know enough that he can destroy them and prevent them from invading the Imperium. He doesn't appreciate their natural beauty or their place as part of a grand galactic ecosystem.

>>36387495
Attenborough narrating a video of tyranid mating habits in such a way that was both horrifying yet extremely respectful and informative was what soured their relationship forever.
Both continue to deny this fact to this very day.

>>36386297
We should at least have one of a few different Regiments and Chapters.

>camera is live
>somewhere in a gloomy trench

"So dismal here... oh! This particular battlefield is the natural ecosystem of the Kriegers. Somehow, these monkeighs have evolved to dig out earthwork trenches and fortifications for the rest of their miserable days. Fascinating."

>A few Death Korps guardsmen can be seen in the distance, setting up a cannon.

"Ah, there are some now. Keep you head down, Dave, you're sticking right up out of the trench!"

>camera squats down to a crawl

"These humans conceal themselves in heavy coats and gas masks. Obviously a mating ritual of some kind. It may be dangerous, but to find out more, I will need to skin the trenchcoat and mask of one of these monkeighs and infiltrate their savage pseudo-society."

>>36387883
Aye, indeed we should... at some point we'll get some Writefags who are good at writing for Eldar to pick it up. Meanwhile, best we can do is come up with ideas. What I should like to see is Aerwin boldly sneaking around a thriving Imperial city and being fascinated by the lives of common mon'keigh.

>>36389122
>wrote about half the stuff in this thread

Oh...okay

>>36389378
Oh, sorry dude. I didn't mean to imply that your stuff was bad, its just that you weren't here and were actually the one who was doing the best job. My dickishness was unintentional, I promise.

>>36389122
Thankfully she's not in a modern day era. That would be very dumb.
>Here we see what other mon-keigh refer to as a
"Gamer". They are said to be the most easily angered yet lazy of their species, living entirely off green sludge and triangle shaped foods. Strangely they hardly ever fight in real life but always fiddle around with a control staring mindlessly at the screen for hours on end, most likely trying to arouse itself.

>>36389961
>Trying to arouse itself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3fVj8A-K8E

Bump.

>>36389961
Indeed it would be. I mean I'd like to see what she does in an average Imperial Hive, observing the day to day activities of scum and respectable citizens alike

>>36391796
How would she hide about?
I'd imagine she'd get near the outside of it, then assume that the entire hive is like the edge.

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>>36391862
Probably some cute disguise which works because no one cares or is paying attention.

>>36387883
> Obviously a mating ritual of some kind.

I like to think that to Eldar all human activities they don't fully understand are presumed to be some kind of mating ritual.

And of course, they'd be largely correct.

>>36392097
>Puts a beanie on, a long jacket, sunglasses, and a scarf, looks suspicious as fuck
>Dave's still wearing the hat with no other disguises, and doesn't get noticed
>The gretchin's so good at hiding, we've lost him ourselves

>>36392167
This, or else she leaves the pith helmet on and makes herself more grimy. The underhive is so scummy no one thinks twice

But then, what happens when some gangers notice shes pretty and try to grab her? Is Dave armed?

>>36392249
The crew can not help her until the show is over.
AFTER, however...

>>36392285
Ah! so then what happens in the meantime? Has she any combat capabilities? Or does this happen? http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Rape_of_an_Eldar

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Forgive the shitty lines /tg/

>>36392312
If she has any fighting ability, I kind of want it to always play out like older pulp action, where she judo chops humans or knocks them out in a single punch that sort of looks like it didn't even hit. Like, described as cheesy as possible.

>>36392333
Oh my God he has a hat. Have all of my love drawfag. Not just that the eldar in the pith helmet is the exact shape of my fetish.

>>36392333
You're good and you should feel good.

>>36392312
> Or does this happen? http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Rape_of_an_Eldar

That kinda ruins the lighthearted pseudo-40cute thing we've got going on here. She needs to get out of it but not by using direct violence. Shenanigans are madnatory.

>>36392333
Looks great! But who's the guy next to Dave?

>>36392333
Fuck, that's good.
>>36392312
Eh, let's try to just skim the 'lewd' line here, we'll have her do stupid shit that works.
>OH MY GAWD HERETICS!
>BATTLE BROTHERS! WE MUST HELP THIS FELLOW HUMAN STOP THESE HERETICS!

Also writefag returns. I am still jetlagged as fuck and think I have just eaten breakfast or dinner.

If /tg/ desires it I can writefag more. Any scenario ideas?

>>36392374
my poor attempt at drawing Sir David Attenborough.

>>36392333
Excellent drawfaggotry

>>36392401
Maybe she should encounter some humans eating breakfast for dinner.
>Disgusting primitives! Have they no class?

>>36392401
We've done catchans, let's take the other route now.
Do sisters.

>>36392401
You ever seen one of those bits in a documentary where they send a little remote controlled camera down a termite hive or something? I think something like that would be cool but it's literally just an Eldar camera drone or Dave in someone's house/barracks.

>>36392447
Or orks?

>>36392356
>>36392373
I agree, it is too grimdark for what we've got going on here. But I bring it up because I think that needs to be rectified. We know that she is the type who would venture into the underhive, and we know how nasty hive scum are. So, besides judo chopping, how can she adorably wiggle her way out of that situation when it inevitably arises?
>>36392333
Most excellent! Her expression conveys that shes seen some shit

>>36392401
Have her document blood ravens and their daily activities.

>>36392447
Seconded. Just for fun, maybe make the Sisters the most aware and perceptive humans so far. Have them actually notice Dave, maybe.

>>36392490
And they think he's a highly advanced coffee maker.

>>36392447
Sisters, then Black Templars I say

>>36392401
Shuuuush

*Slowly an eldar hand nudges open a window*

These humans are ceee vulll eee ans. Which means they are like craftworlders but they don't really do anything. Unlike our glorious paths.
*outside the window a large number of administratum drones file past*
We don't know what they are doing we think they don't either. These humans are much like ants in that respect.

Dave! Look over there!

*the camera follows*

A juvenile human! Isn't it cute! They have such short lifespans that this one will not stay like this for long.

*in the street a small child plays with a space marine doll*

It is tragic and yet the beauty of nature that that tiny human is already idolising war and violence. Something we Eldar would never do. Why I'm sure with the right training they might even make short lived but adorable pets.

>>36392535
Sorry was writing this while awaiting ideas. Sisters next.

>>36392535
>>36392559
You've got it down pat. Keep it up anon

>>36392559
So what happens when she finds cultist-chan?

>>36392535
Now behind me is a receptacle in which they keep they keep female monkeigh *she gestures to the convent* who have decided to only reproduce with their emperor. They must be awfully athletic.

It is far too dangerous for me to go in there like this. So while I sneak in. Dave and soundgrot are going to go in alone.

I AM?

Yes Dave for science!

>>36392617
We should have cultist-chan try to attack her, but she just puts her hand oh cultist's head, due to her being taller than cultist.

>>36392650
We see Dave and soundgrot in the camera frame for once. Soundgrot is perched on Dave's shoulder.

Wraith cam on!

Now we see our host still in her same explorers gear but with a white mop on her head under her helmet and a crudely drawn imperial eagle trampstamp.

Ready Dave? Wraithcam on!
Dave is shoved through the open door of the convent.

GREETINGS IMPERIAL SCUM. I AM HERE TO OBSERVE AND DOCUMENT.

*The battlesisters cease pillowfighting and marshmallow roasting momentarily*

>Comissar chan!

YES HUMANS. NOW WHO IS READY TO GET WRAITHBONED?

*meanwhile*
the camera cuts to our intrepid Eldar. She is holding the camera Blair witch style

Dave and soundgrot have drawn their attention. We can make use of the distraction to really explore! Come on viewers!

>>36392811
I like to imagine that while the eldar is the star, dave tries to protect her, the grot is just kinda there for the ride and free snacks.

>>36392882

I wonder how Dave ended up a wraith. Aerwyn probably got into deep on some Death World wrangling serious critters and Dave died rescuing her.

>>36392882
Seconded. We never did establish how Dave is armed. Normal Wraithguard weapons? (don't play elder so I wouldn't know)

>Camera powers on
>Scene of lifeless wasteland. Pyramid in the background and mechanical beings wandering around aimlessly. Some are organizing into lines for some reason.

"Here is a tomb world of the ancient and terrible Necron menace. Millions of years ago these people replaced their bodies with machines to cover up how butt-ugly they were.

It appears now, that a Lord of their ranks is organizing some warriors in a line. Possibly exercise, as their bodies rust and decay quite easily without proper cardio. Let's listen in, shall we?"

>Necron Lord begins to speak

"Attention, my children. Eldar spies lurk about these lands – Hunt them down and rend their flesh. Your Lord's favor to their captors and killers. Your Lord's anger, for those who fail this task."

"Fascinating! Though it looks as though I may need to record this from a safer distance. Dave, let's go... Dave?"

>Looks around
>Camera is settled on a rock instead of held by Aerwen's trusty Wraithguard
>Dave is in the Necron camp, standing alongside the warriors. They seem to think he's one of them.

"Dammit, Dave! I said further away! You're going to spook them!"

>>36392929
Or a random Catachan stabbed him in the throat, also while he was trying to protect her

>>36392811
*The camera bobs as our explorer sneaks down a corridor. We can hear her heavy breathing*

This is their holy sanctum it's very dangerous to be here indeed. It's a good thing none of them have seen through my disguise.

*the camera whips round*

>Complementary chocolate sister?

An eldar hand whips out around the camera and seizes a fleur de lys shaped delight from the tray borne by the servitor.

Mmmsh ash I was shaying Mmm these are really good. Mm you! You with the chocolate you stay there. Mmm nom nom see viewers! Real bush tuckah! Truly natures bounty for those who know how. Mmm

>>36392945
Why getting that close and foolling the necrons? Why that would take a tactical genius t- DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE! (Dave is eldar version of creed.)

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Here we observe a mon'keigh at rest. It's rare for them to do so, because of the strong social hierarchy that keeps the mon'keigh with the smallest hats working, but...oh?

No no no! Please go away, you're going to spook it! You can't disturb the natural order!

Yo, drawfag reporting for duty, this thread I find amusing, so i am willing to contribute. Sexy aerwin or goofy aerwin?

>>36392993
*still licking chocolate from her fingers*

*the camera pans upward to the enormous imperial eagle on the ceiling of the chapel we can hear (and see) a choir of hundreds. Incense smoke curls lazily through the air.

Some have wondered why the humans worship an enormous bird. Is it a symbol of something? Do they just like birds? We have no idea. All that can he confirmed is that their ornithological cult is somehow linked to their emperor. Beyond that alll that is certain is that they are very keen on it. Also skulls.

the cannoness approaches
>excuse me sister. You I have not seen before. What language is that which you pray in?

I...I am an exchange sister. Yes that's it. Look see I have the tattoo and everything!

>ah yes they do things differently on Mordia, well keep your voice down Sister

>>36393142
Goofy.

>>36392489
"Here we see a proud chapter of the monkeigh post-humans known as space marines. This one in particular seems to idolize ravens, and are only slightly different from the other red-bannered monkeigh city-states.

Oh, that looks like their leader, or "chapter master". Dave, get a close up of him.

...Dave?"

>Dave is standing on other side of room, behind Blood Raven captain holding a microphone for some reason.

"Welcome to another episode of Man vs. Xenos. This is Captain Grylls, and I've just discovered a wily and potentially dangerous Eldar female in my midst. Now, she seems to have noticed us, but I should be able to earn her trust with some chocolate. Get a close up, Dave."

>zoom in on baffled Aerwen

"You bastards stole my show!"

"It was a gift from the network."

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>>36393099
WAKE THE FUCK UP JACKASS! WE'VE GOT HOSTILES!

>>36393142
Goofy/sexy.

>>36393158
I just kek'ed.

>>36393142
kind of like these.
>>36382197
>>36383372
So like 60% goofy 40% sexy

>>36393158
This is just golden. My sides have been gifted to the glory of the blood ravens.

>>36393142
Goofily sexy. Or sexily goofy. She's either bumbling at being cute, or not realizing she's being cute. Probably accidentally gets a few mon'keigh admirers.

>>36393142
The ones we've had so far are a pretty good benchmark, I'd say.

> suitable asswatch

Captcha, not now.

>>36393158
win of poetic justice

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>>36393158
> Captcha: umplackt admiration

>>36392929
Wait a minute. Anons!

Sir David Attenborough

David Attenborough

David

Dave.

Mystery solved.

>>36393381
But how did a human get into an Eldar soulstone? is this even possible? I suppose we can say it is, for the purposes of what we're doing...

>>36393405
Who's saying that he's human?

>>36393432
Oh so an Eldar based on Sir Attenborough? Ok, that works.

>>36393461
Or Sir Attenborough was an elder all along.

>>36393474
>We're living in the documentary now

>>36393474
As you like it.

"And here we see a gaggle of Rak'Gol - savage monsters that raid anything they come across without cause or hesitation."

>camera lingers on Rak'Gol tossing human body parts around like some kind of twisted sport

"...okay, let's get out of here."

>>36393381
I thought that was the point all along. Are you saying that wasn't intentional?

>>36393474
His brother Richard should be the show's director, then.

>>36393625
Nope and I was the anon that named him Dave. Must've been subconscious.

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>>36393639

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>>36393405
It is. It happened to a ork warboss ounce actually...i'm being serious. And the eldar never noticed even when he was in a wraith guard.

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I'd say, work in progress.

Damn. So awesome.

>>36393927
Looks amazing so far!

>>36393927
Dave dropped the camera somehow.

>>36385529
>>36385392
>>36385237
>>36385186
>>36384788
>>36383372
>>36382197
>>36380664
>>36392401
>>36392535
>>36392650

This is fun.

>>36392811
>*The battlesisters cease pillowfighting and marshmallow roasting momentarily*

>Comissar chan!

>YES HUMANS. NOW WHO IS READY TO GET WRAITHBONED?

what?

>>36394120
I'm starting to love the fact I jumped off the ship before it sailed. I would have drove it into the first iceberg...on a beach. I don't have a good history of good threads.

>>36393890
In what book did this happen?
>>36393927
So far so good!

>>36394152
You have to find out yourself. I'm not saying, OFF TO THE SCAVENGER HUNT. But here's a hint. Matt ward wrote it. (And I might be lying completely.)

>>36394141
You had a genuinely great idea, OP. Don't beat yourself up over it.

>>36394141
You have to have faith in your fellow anons, anon. Few of us are powerful threadmakers on our own. The Hive Mind allows us to improve upon our creations and make up for our shortcomings.

You started something awesome here. Be proud of that.

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>>36394173
>Matt Ward wrote it
>might be lying

>>36394232
>>36394201
Thank you. I feel good now.

>>36394244
Now how about developing what were you starting in your OP post

>>36394232
>Hivemind.
How god that put a image in my head. Nids that attack with 4chan like comments. And build either steaming piles of shit or grand designs for unknown reasons. nidified 4chan.

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>>36380664
>Eldar Steve Irwin
Excellent.

Just make sure she stays away from the Tau.

>>36393927
>Peaks into a sister of battle bedroom
Here we see a sister laying down in her bed, she seems to be applying something to her face. Wasting resources to make itself look prettier, how uncivilized.
>Notices her pull something out from under the bed...rod shaped.
Whats this? She seems to be using some weapon of some kind. A suic-
>Buizzing sound is heard by loud moans.
>Blushes hard and slowly closes the door.
Ur as you at home can see the creature just stuck the device into her genitali as a suicide attempt but ended up pleasuring itself instead. Stupid mon-keigh.

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>>36394299
I kek'd, you bastard!

>>36394299
>mysides.jpg

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>>36394297
>Gooble gobble gooble gobble!

>>36394391
>GOOBLE GOOBLE GOOBLE!
>Translaton:u wot m8 (Hope I said that right)

>>36394353
That's not the drawfag by the way. Thats actually me the op. I shall go by the name "Smart nid" from now.

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Going on. Any god reference for soundgrot's face?

>>36394435
>SKREEKREESKREEK
>tits or gtfo

>>36394533
Is... Is the grot's eyes squinted or something?
I can't stop laughing at it for some reason.

>>36394553
>NOM OM OM OM OM NOM
>3 COMMENTS INCLUDING MINE! HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!

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>>36394533
I dare you to make him aggressively and cartoonishly handsome.

>>36394579

Fuck, I'd love him to look like this.

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>>36394579
Haha! Yes!

>>36394578
>What actually happened to the psyker
OH GOD FAGGOTS! FAGGOTS EVERYWHERE! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU SHUT-
>The psyker is mercy blammed.

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>>36394533
This, if nothing else

>>36394579
Challenge accepted

>>36393405

He was an Eldar all along anon. He studied our ways and blended in seamlessly.

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>>36394579
This is too good to pass up

>>36394533

Are you taking WIP pics of your work with a cellphone?

Pictures I post from my phone come out sideways if they are square or taller than they are wide.

>>36394706
tablet, ja. Fuck that, I'll get the final one right, I promise.

>>36394533

She looks more human with pointy ears than an Eldar.

>>36394746
>What is an Eldar

>>36394746
how do I make her more eldar-looking then?

>>36394391

>And heah, we've got a Hive Tyrant an' his brood!
>Beautiful coloration!
>Now, oime gonna wrestle it, and stick my finger up it's arse!

>>36394533
Another drawfag drew him like >>36392333

If nothing else, keep the basball cap and cigarette. It's fitting somehow.

>>36392418

I like that pic. It's only fitting that he's there as well.

Honestly, I still like >>36383372 the best.

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"Today we're tracking down the most dangerous of human beasts: The Assassin!

Not quite as deadly as an Eldar in the same business, and I have it on good authority that humans paint their assassins black and flay their heads until only the skulls are visible instead of their faces. Truly a savage race."

>Vindicare Assassin looks down from a cliff far above our intrepid explorer. He almost has her in his sights.

"Now, there have been tales of some of these vicious monkeighs being captured and domesticated by Eldar, as they are drawn to our infinite fabulousness."

>Aerwen pushes up her breasts, loosens her blouse and corrects her hair to look more presentable.

"If possible, I would very much like to catch one of these Assassins for study."

>Vox crackles into the Vindicare's earpiece.

"Target status?"

"She'll be dead in 3...2..."

>Suddenly, wall right behind Aerwen bursts open and a skull-faced figure appears

Vindicare: Da Faq?
Aerwen: What the–!?
Eversor: Oh Yeah!!!

>>36394853
I think she looks fine. No more or less humanoid than the other drawfags so far.

>>36394853
More cheekbone definition.
Works errytime

>>36394950
same here.
>>36394853
It looks like youre trying to emulate that one, but try and go your own way. To make her more Eldar I would make her face more narrow, angular, and delicate. Maybe elongate it just a touch.

If you add color, I would add a vibrant, glowing quality to her eyes.

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>>36395063
and here it is. Not quite finished but I want to hear criticisms before laying the ink.

>>36395102
Nice! Just don't forget her Soulstone(s). I liked the look of one on her collar and one on her pith helmet, if you want to go that route.

>>36395102

Nice.

>>36395033
Kek'd

This is promising...

>>36395102
Very nice! You might define the cheekbones just a bit but that is your prerogative. Your proportions look great, and I like the worried expression she has

Someone make a 1d4chan article on this.

Its too beautiful to fade into obscurity.

>>36395102
Looks very good so far. I especially like how you made the clothing look just a little more Eldar-y, even if you left off the Soulstones. I liked the soulstones. And I'm thinking her shirt needs breast pockets.

Only other thing I could suggest would be giving her something to hang at her hip - like a satchel over one shoulder, or an Eldar-ish machete at her side.

>>36395183
lets at least be sure this is archived first

>>36395239
A shuriken pistol might be a good touch too, but then, I'm getting the since that Aerwin is rather a naive pacifist.

>>36395262

I like the idea that she abhors firearms, but she would have a sleep-dart gun for pacifying dangerous predators.

>>36395102
Nice, and the Grot looks great!

>>36395262
I think it would be better a machete or something like it.

>>36395296
she needs her webgun, she had one in a previous post, no

>>36395362
Maybe Dave could be the one using it before they switch to the camera.

>>36395296
>>36395300
I heartily agree. But a sleep dart gun sounds like an excellent idea. Say she uses a compact shuriken pistol that Dave once converted to fire sleep darts.

And on that note, I will attempt a scene where she uses it...

>>36395362
>>36395391
Ok, Dave has a big webgun on him, and she uses tranq darts if necessary, though she winces whenever they hit their mark

>>36395262
Well, a machete would be useful for hacking through the undergrowth and all that, and satchels are good for just holding junk.

I could see her having a shuriken pistol with some sort of sleeping drug on it - I believe Dark Eldar weapons have some poisons, so I could imagine her pistol having some such drug. Or maybe she uses a laspistol, because it's such a cute example of primitive artistry and wouldn't really hurt anything.

>>36395391
Wait a minute, lexicanum says, it is imperial (necromunda) tech, so she could have picked it up somewhere and decided to keep it, for science

I bet you Aerwin thinks that Mon'Keigh dropping the stubs of lho sticks is a form of territory-marking.

>>36395456
or a modified witch staff, that channels her psychic energy not to set things ablaze, but to make them veeeeery sleeeeeeepy

>>36395537
As amusing as it is to imagine her whacking things with a staff if they get too close, it just seems a little bit out of place compared to a sort of safari-ish look. And it'd be bulky and hard to carry around with her everywhere.

>>36395518
and the smoke is a primitive way to get fleas out

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"I am now tracking a tribe of Mon'Keigh called Attilans. The Mon'keigh seem to revere powerful, four-legged beasts called horses. I believe these horses are the true power behind Attilan society and many other human tribes, as their iconography appears quite often across the galaxy, almost to the extent of their eagle totems.

One of the riders has gone into their hutt for whatever monkeigh do in their spare time. Board games, perhaps. For science, I will now mount their horse-beast, and use my superior Eldar mind to tame it!"

>Gets on the horse, which looks puzzled by the alien rider.

"Larger than I thought it would be. Get a good shot, Dave.

Now, majestic creature, heed my telepathic commands! What are your true intentions? Why do you enslave the monkeigh so ruthlessly?

Answer me, coward!"
>kicks saddle a bit
>Horse becomes alert and sprints off

"Woah! Dave! It's abducting me!"

>Eventually has a lot of fun horse-riding

>>36395518
That one goes outside to mark his territory a lot. Obviously, he is one of the weaker members of the mon'keigh pack, and needs to constantly reassert his claim to his territory.

I don't know how the mon'keigh tell their smoky sticks apart - they all smell the same to me and just make me cough. No wonder their senses are so poor compared to an Eldar's, if their lungs get filled up with that smoke all the time.

>>36395576
Not more then the rifle in OPs picture
could also be used to point at thingsand to keep plants away from Daves wraithcam

>>36395634
> Some horrifying beast bearing down on Aerwin
> Levels her rifle
> Closes her eyes and squeezes the trigger
> A tiny red flag with 'bang!' written on it pops out of the barrel

drawfag here, nearly done

>>36395614
Maybe they mark the soil with the residual burned out pieces, or it is a way to decorate their surroundings, not only the eldar tend to be artists

>>36395714
Clearly they have some sort of glands in their mouths that emit pheromones onto the sticks which leave a signature that can only be sensed by mon-keigh.

>>36395677
*levels her rilfe*

hey she needs a telescope on her
(and Daves wraithcam as well)

>panting
Ok... We've managed to evade the squad of large mon'keigh wearing little upper body protection and ceremonial red sashes about their heads. They're still seeking us, and I think this is an excellent opportunity to capture one for study. Ok Dave, we'll get that one on the far right flank..."

>Private Mendelez advances slowly through the brush
"No sign of em, Sarge, but the scent is still fresh, they cant be far." he whispers into his microbead
"Copy that, private. Keep your head on a swivel"
>He spots a strange shadow, thinks its a tree
>double take, no tree could possi-
>SUDDENLY WEBGUNNED
"Sarge! Sarge! They go-"
>Aerwin tranqs him, winces
"Sorry mon'kiegh, but can't have you awake now. Ok Dave, pick him up and let us hasten away before his comrades arrive... *giggles* Oh how exciting this is! A real live mon'keigh warrior in our custody!"
>they ghost away as the rest of the Catachan squad yells from behind

Will continue after I make some spaghetti sauce

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All right. Thank you for your adivices anons. What do you think?

>>36395714
>>36395773
Aerwen: "Fascinating. For science, I will try one, myself."
>Picks up discarded lho stick, tries to inhale even though it isn't lit anymore.
Aerwen: "Blech! What purpose does this serve?"
Dave: "SO, YOU THINK SMOKING IS COOL?"
Aerwen: "Wha?"
Dave: "WHY DON'T YOU SMOKE A WHOLE CARTON OF LHO STICKS!?"
>Hands Aerwen an entire carton of anachronistic Parliament Lights
Aerwen: "Where the hell did you get these?"

>>36395838
Magnifique! Tres magnifique. Well done drawfaggot!

>>36395773
here we see some humans in their mating ritual, the male will show his interest in a female with these unmarked incense sticks
*holds Iho stick into Daves Cam*
while the female has a similar, but marked incense stick to show her desire to have offspring
*holds Iho stick with a smear of red lipstick*
the color indicates the seriousness of the female, the darker red they are, the more willing, or as the scholar Rendifel assumes, the more desperate.

>>36395838
Awesome!

>>36395838
That's a really good job! Love the grot's face.

Now I want to rub her belly

>>36395838
like it, but the grot could use some sort of camo-cape

So, I know this is archived on 4plebs, but I don't know if we have to do anything more than that for it. Also, I have no idea how to post anything on 1d4chan.

Maybe have her documenting the ultra smurfs? Doing smurf stuff.

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>>36395958
You mean camo like this, right?

>>36395998
yes, but of course adapted to circumstances

>>36395995
"The Ultramarish tribe of monkeighs is one of the most prosperous, possibly because they try so much to be real people, like us.

The Ultramarines are in dire straights, however. Proud warriors all the while, they have been long-assailed by a robed figure, possible of Chaos, called Gargamel. A dangerous Lord of Evil to be sure. His goal seems to be to turn the Ultramarines into gold or he may even want to eat them!

I will try and infiltrate their mushroom city-state and find more information on their plight."

>>36396113
Gargamel's motives never were clear. One moment he wants to eat them, the next he wants gold. Bonus points if its the robot chicken gargamel.

>>36394853

elder usually have slighter frames and more angular features than humans.

>>36396113
Oh no! Brother Aedrius! Brother Aedrius!

What is it, Brother Demarkus?

One of the most holy spent bolt shells shot by the Primarch is missing!

One of Gulliman's spent rounds?! This will not stand! We must find the sacred relic! Search every corner of Macragge!

>Meanwhile

I wonder why the mon'keigh value such old and useless junk so highly. It's probably part of their attempts to create a proper culture like the Eldar, only they don't have anything useful to keep around like soulstones.

I wonder if she's ever done a segment on Diggaz or other humans who have adopted the behaviors of other species.

>>36395975
Since no one else writes the 1d4chan article, I'l try, never did this though

smut/rule34 when

>>36396356
Knowing /tg/, very soon.

>>36396356

Hopefully never. Fucking /tg/ forcing their fetishes into everything.

>>36396356
Never please? I like this innocent and cute thing we've got going here. We can even get a little teasing with implications of innocently discovering mon'keigh lewd, but...this is going to sound stupid, but sex has been done for everything else and it wouldn't be that different at all in this case. I'd rather see what else we can do.

>>36396356
>>36396388
>>36396397
I'm actually surprised this very thread hasn't gone there yet.

>>36396356
I really really wana see a pin-up poster of her.

"As you can see by the collars around their necks, these mon'keigh are from a slave caste which are then drafted in to fight for the rest of the species, how fascinating!"
>Camera zooms on a penal regiment camp and then onto a boxing match between two soldiers
"WHAT ARE THEY DOING?"
"It appears they are sparring while the leader mon'keighs are distracted. They can hold intense grudges over short periods of time which then erupt into impromptu contests of skill, speed and strength!"
"THE TWO OVER THERE APPEAR TO BE RESOLVING THEIR CONFLICT BY HOW FAR THEY CAN MARK TERRITORY."
>Zoom in on the two, mosaic censoring abound
"Let's investigate further Dave! This is a new mating ritual!"

>>36396356
>>36396463

I just want a fully clothed pinup.

>>36396356
I would rather have her go on a planeride with CIA and Bane.

>>36396455

I think it's because Sir David Attenborough is in this thread, and the last thing anyone could do is start throwing smut into a thread with the glorious king of nature documentaries.

After all, he can make ever slugs mating sound interesting.

>>36396501
>Why do you wear the hat?

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>>36396322
I wonder if she's ever interviewed other eldar experts in the of primitive studies, like Ulthan the Perverse or Vaedrisa the Orkaboo Farseer

>>36396532

If you take off the hat will you die?

>>36396455
Some faggot did try to derail things with HURF DURF ELF RAEP but thankfully /tg/ ignored him for once.

>>36396455
Same old Drawfag here. I'm tempted, man. Fuckin' tempted.

>>36396397
>>36396448
>>36396455
Lets face it, fellas. Just as the universe slowly tends towards its inevitable entropic demise, /tg/ tends towards making smut of anything and everything.

>>36396569

Don't. Please.

>>36396569
Maybe I should just go get myself a long, cold shower before the warp can overtake me.

>>36396575
I'm also not ruling out the possibility that these two phenomena are related.

>>36396569
DO IT PLEASE

>>36396551
It would be extremely informative...

>>36396620
for you.