Of course, right now, those thoughts are a distant concern as you steer a borrowed Humvee through the city streets. “I'm still drawing a blank, Rosalie.” You say. “Any ideas?”

She shrugs. “I am not sure. What about something for her weapons? She always puts such effort into them. Maybe tools or an armorer's kit?”

“We've gotta be able to get it back on the bat.” You point out. “And she has access to the base armory anyway.”

“Oui, mais, that is not the same, non?” Rosalie asks. “Her own tools would perhaps mean much to her.”

“Well, what else? She doesn't have much in the way of personal belongings, maybe some nice clothes?” You ask. “You know her size, right?”

She laughs. “Monsieur Bishop! A lady does not ask such things of her sister witches!” She says, in mock scandalized outrage. “Besides. Wendy is not liking fancy clothing like we are.”

“Issue skivvies and everything, huh?” You ask, and she nods.

“Oui. They are flimsy cotton things. The English do not believe in comfort. The marine nationale issues silk.”

“I-” You pause. “How did we get on the subject of this all of a sudden?”

She laughs. “Perhaps stockings? She likes hers so much, maybe she would like another pair?”

2/3

You shrug. “Well, that'd work. But it's hardly enough for everyone.”

She makes an amazing face- you can only describe it as catty. “Do you think they have not gotten her presents already?” She says, then laughs. “You are not the only one who worries about Wendy. They all want her to be taken care of.”

“Well good.” You say, relieved. “So stockings and maybe the start of an armorer's kit?”

She nods, then grins again. “And perhaps some, as you call them, skivvies. I can help you select her some good ones.”

You quirk an eyebrow. “Wouldn't that send the wrong message?”

She laughs. “It depends on what you are defining as wrong!”

You briefly consider joining a monastery and becoming a monk. It'd definitely be less insane than dealing with these witches all the time.

[] Well, let's see if we can find a real nice armorer's kit first, that's a good place to start.
[] Good stockings should be easy, let's do that first.

>>36377337
>[] Well, let's see if we can find a real nice armorer's kit first, that's a good place to start.

>>36377337
>[] Well, let's see if we can find a real nice armorer's kit first, that's a good place to start.

This can't be taken in a needlessly lewd way, right?

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>>36377337
>[x] Well, let's see if we can find a real nice armorer's kit first, that's a good place to start.

It'll be the harder thing to find I'd think. Best night of the week, Worst day of the week edition!

>>36377337
>[] Good stockings should be easy, let's do that first.

She's going to get the laciest panties available, isn't she. That or the skimpiest pair available.

>>36377337
>[] Well, let's see if we can find a real nice armorer's kit first, that's a good place to start.

and
>You briefly consider joining a monastery and becoming a monk. It'd definitely be less insane than dealing with these witches all the time.
Oh, Frank....

>>36377337
>[x] Good stockings should be easy, let's do that first.

also see if we can find a model Tornado or something for her as well

>>36377337
>[] Good stockings should be easy, let's do that first.
Buy her a long scarf!

Where is Mangafag's drawing, if possible the complete outfit!

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>>36377463
got that one covered.
...
At very bare minimum, get her long scarf.

>>36377513
That outfit suits her more then I pictured it to be.

Also coupons, Frank Coupons. If Frank is so lost may has well use that.

>>36377337
>[] Well, let's see if we can find a real nice armorer's kit first, that's a good place to start.

Has Wendy been green-lit for lewds?

>>36377590
Everyone is for lewds. Except Merlin.

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>>36377590

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>>36377337
[] Well, let's see if we can find a real nice armorer's kit first, that's a good place to start.

>SQ'89 on an evening when id don't have college the next day.
Goodbye sleep, hello Spellcaster shenanigans!

Also. Pic related is what we should try on our lovable yandere Russian.

For science of course.

>>36377624
Why should we only try it on her? Most everyone else has a fluffy tail.

'Cept Slider.

>>36377590
Everyone is for lewds, minus merlin.

Konnie gets >>36377624 for shenanigans.

>>36377624
>not trying it on Ice

>>36377613
And Goose.
I torn about Wendy but accidental lewd is okay for her.

>>36377590
Anyone except Merlin is up for lewds and as much as I like Wendy and I really, really do. I want to lewd Frank and Psycomoto together then Frank and Wendy.

Though when Decu has a drawthread I want to ask for Frank stuffing money down her shirt.

>>36377337
>[x] Well, let's see if we can find a real nice armorer's kit first, that's a good place to start.

>>36377564

I thought we were saving Frank Coupons until Christmas?

Or maybe we should test that program first...

>>36377665
Who?

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>>36377624
Yes
Science
The noblest of endeavors

>>36377590
I don't understand you people, Wendy is little sister tier and not for lewds.

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RAF steelwing transfer pilot when? I keep dreaming up a super Eurofighter (The Eurofighter Tempest...HUE)

....possible solution to the never ending love clusterfuck if we throw another hot piece of pilot ass in for the witches

also
>[] Well, let's see if we can find a real nice armorer's kit first, that's a good place to start.

>>36377624
>>36377652
>>36377659
>>36377664
>>36377729

TOUCH ALL THE TAILS!

SCIENCE FOR EVERYBODY, FRANK COUPONS FOR ALL OF SPELL-CASTER!

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>>36377513
I guess I'll just leave this here, then.

>>36377742
Blame Rosalie.

She managed to make Wendy looked quite lewd.

>>36377765
Niceeee.

>>36377742
lies, Wendy is best waifu

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>>36377763
Aaaaand, 4chan ate my pic...

...SCIENCE!

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>>36377765
And this...

>>36377753

>....possible solution to the never ending love clusterfuck if we throw another hot piece of pilot ass in for the witches

I don't think we can wish this suffering on anyone else in good conscience.

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>>36377799
Aaaaannnnd this. Unfortunately I wasn't able to scribble much over the past few weeks. Been helping with renovations and such.

>>36377680
>Oh god what am I doing
>I just wanted to talk to Bishop alone for once
>And I thought the cockpit of the Wyvern would be a comfortable place for a chat
>Then he shut the hatch and locked it and we're trapped in here oh god what am I doing

>>36377705
The war might end before Christmas, best to test the waters now with someone who won't abuse it.

>>36377765
Is she rubbing he face with the Frank doll?>>36377799
He needs to stuff his shirt!

But this is the first time Frank had a face. So good job man!

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>>36377813
My Great Uncle was RAF groundcrew, he knew a pilot in the Battle of Britain who could NEVER be surprised. Throughout the 3 years they worked together he never once got flurestered. Even when he had 2 109's on his tail his only reaction was a quiet "oh bother"

Delicious Super Typhoon

>>36377884
>Even when he had 2 109's on his tail his only reaction was a quiet "oh bother"
And he proceed to have a sip of tea before evading them.
thats the only way this story become more stereotypically British.

>>36377940
>how TERRIBLY uncouth of the hun

and everyone needs to chill on the Fronkslips
They're for xmas

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>>36377884
That man is what I imagine as a perfect example of a British fighter pilot,

We are a well mannered bunch...

>>36377784
Rosalie is french, they can make raking leaves or watching paint dry lewd.
>>36377830
That one is pretty good, keep doing what you are doing guy.

>>36377884
Or say Talley-ho when he managed to turn the tables on them and get on their six and shoot them down.

>>36377865

>The war might end before Christmas, best to test the waters now with someone who won't abuse it.

I've actually completely lost track of what time of year it is now.

>>36377839
>Oh god he's blushing
>I thought kisses were a normal greeting in his country
>Wait shit that's the French shitshitshit
>Now he thinks I love him

>>36378017
Late Summer/Early Fall, I think.

>>36377995
Yeah about that reversal... He ended up being laid up in hopstial until late '44 after that one..which was early 42. Never heard from again :C

>>36378030
>Man, this cockpit heats up quick, I should take off my jacket
>I only wore the jacket today, though
>...
>SHITSHITSHITSHIT

>>36378048
Well that was kind of sad

>>36377865

Never assume the war will be over by Christmas.

Who are you, the Kaiser?

>>36378096
Nah he's one of the guys who voted for market garden

>>36378096
Don't Allied high command also assume war over by Christmas before Market Garden? Well...

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>>36378096
ya the reds are not defeated yet.

BEHOLD THE MOTHERLANDS NEWEST WEAPON!

>>36378132
>>36378143
>first war allies AREN'T like "this'll be over by christmas
>ends Dec. 24th
that'd be funny
but hey, then the Fronkslips could double as "yay we won" party gifts

>>36378096
>>36378132
>>36378143
Well we might not have time to have Christmas or we might suffer a battle of the bulge situation in which we spend christmas shooting down flankers and vampires, and winter camo witches over poland.

Russia is at it's best during Winter

>>36378204
"So on a scale from 1 to invading Russia in the winter how bad of an idea is this?"

>>36378163
THE KV2 HAS RETURNED FROM THE DEAD TO KILL THE ALLIES!

>>36378225
Invading Russia during the beginning of an Ice Age.

>>36378225
"Hitler not getting into art school"

>>36378243
this

>>36378143
>>36378132

Technically, doing some checking, I can't find a reputable source on any individual actually saying "over by Christmas" through an initial googling. It's just the kind of thing people supposedly said in 1914. The Kaiser did actually say something about it being "over before the leaves fall", but that's not the christmas line. It might be apocryphal.

>>36378204
That if we want to bring this war to Moscow.

Hopefully Putin will do something so we don't need to invade Russia on their own soil.

>>36378294
Knowing Stalin he would fucking love Stalingrad part two!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEaVZ-W3zX4

>>36378072
2lewd

>>36378294
Half of Poland used to Be Russian territory pre-WW1, so they might consider it part of the homeland.

>>36378225
Roughly resting at Stalingrad on the fuckomiter.
>>36377839
>>36378030
>>36378072
And in true strike witches fashion, every member of spell caster has an ear pressed to the hatch in effort to listen in on the events inside.

>>36378334
The Polish might disagree on that.

>>36378344
>implying they wouldn't try to pop the cockpit as soon as it gets lewd

>>36378344

>And in true strike witches fashion, every member of spell caster has an ear pressed to the hatch in effort to listen in on the events inside.

Merlin has been testing the video tele-conferencing options and is selling tickets to the cockpit-cam feed.

>>36378355
Of coarse, They would disagree and I would agree with them but considering who's holding the Territory and has it firm in their grip. The Russians will give a counterargument on that

>>36378394
She'd make a fortune in ticket sales and recording re-sale.

>>36378394
Jolly Ranchers don't buy themselves.

>>36378432
Explosive counterarguments too

>>36378467
Heh, It's not like she'll grant extra time to those that give her cake.

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[] Well, let's see if we can find a real nice armorer's kit first, that's a good place to start.

You ponder for a while, then nod. “Let's start with an armorer's kit, then.” You say. “Any ideas where we'd find one?”

Rosalie laughs. “This is Berlin, there are gunmakers almost everywhere. Mais, it will be difficult to find a L85 kit here.”

You shrug. “Sure, but we can find the stuff that's common to all rifle kits, no problem, then she can add specialty tools as she goes, right?”

Rosalie nods. “Oui, that would make sense.”

You eventually end up in a gunsmith's shop- directed there by a Luftwaffe officer in town, who'd recognized Rosalie.

The door is unlocked, and a small bell chimes when you walk in- one of those old style bells hangs above the door on a small arm. A man's voice says something in German, but no one appears. Rosalie translates. “He says he will be out in a moment.”

You shrug, taking the time to look around. The man looks to be into custom work- there's no displayed weapons, though some pictures of prior work hangs along the walls. You notice several pictures of his weapons in the hands of witches, the oldest pictures in black and white, framed and hung high. You're thankful your dad made you learn small arms- you identify MG34s and 42s easily enough, some garands, a lee-enfield, You're pretty sure that one is an SVT-40, though gods only know how that happened.

1/2

have the reds brought back "not one step back" yet?

Eventually an old man emerges from the door behind the counter, a cane in one hand and a very noticeable limp when he walks. He looks up at you, then looks at Rosalie and nods, speaking in German. Rosalie responds, and the two have a short conversation before the old man heads into the back again.

“What was that all about?” You ask.

Rosalie shakes her head. “He says he does not sell tools here, but he has a spare set he's willing to part with.”

“I sense a but, here.” You say, somewhat drily.

“He mentioned they are extremely high quality, and will not be cheap.”

[] It's ok, I've got the money. I think.
[] Maybe we'd better find something a little less expensive, I'm not sure I've got enough to cover it.

>>36378394
>Merlin sets up an intercontinental company.
>Essentially sells frank coupons.
>Frank needs an enterouge of heal witches to keep him from breaking out of the strain.

Merlin may not be for lewds, but frank sure is.

>>36378581
>[] It's ok, I've got the money. I think.
It's not like we spend it on much anyways.

>>36378581
>[] Maybe we'd better find something a little less expensive, I'm not sure I've got enough to cover it.

We need to buy some panties for Wendy too.

>>36378581
>[] It's ok, I've got the money. I think.

>>36378464
>>36378467

Merlin's family is in the defense industry, right? She probably knows the Internet will be a thing soon.

Just saying, that girl could make a killing in the early internet industry, making so much bank on pictures of Frank. And maybe eventually video, though she'd have to distribute via traditional shipping.

>>36378586
Merlin is for facilitating lewds?

>>36378581
>[] Maybe we'd better find something a little less expensive, I'm not sure I've got enough to cover it.

The idea was Armorer kit + raunchy underwear, not just the kit. TO THE NEXT SHOP.

>>36378581

>[x] It's ok, I've got the money. I think.

>>36378581
>[] It's ok, I've got the money. I think.
It's her first birthday party since she was like, 12, and shes damn well earned it.

>>36378581
>[] Maybe we'd better find something a little less expensive, I'm not sure I've got enough to cover it.

>>36378581
>[x] It's ok, I've got the money. I think.
You can't decide it's too much money until you've heard the total.

>>36378581
>Let's see his price first before deciding

>>36378586
>"I-I-I-I am n-n-not a pimp!"
>Nixon looking on in the distance approvingly.

>>36378581
>[] It's ok, I've got the money. I think.
....Ask first how much is it.

>>36378581
>[] It's ok, I've got the money. I think.
Haven't we just been collecting pay without much to spend it on? I think this'll be acceptable

>>36378581
>[x] It's ok, I've got the money. I think.

We don't even know the amount yet.

>>36378581
>[] It's ok, I've got the money. I think.

>>36378581
>[x] It's ok, I've got the money. I think.
we don't spend any money except to buy our wingwitches shit.

>>36378622
Merlin will bring the internet development forward by a decade. Purely for a market for Fronk tapes.
>>36378624
So much that she is a (whateverthefuckthefemaleversionofapimpis). Nixon is out of the job.

>>36378581
>[x] It's ok, I've got the money. I think.

>>36378787
then 2011 rolls around and all hell breaks loose

>>36378787
Usually called a Madame.

But those are usually in brothels.

Might just be a pimp still.

>>36378856
Never ever cut a deal with a crazy Gnome

>>36378733
He burned quite a bit of it during Katya and Ice's dates but gained a bit from ground troops's left over BBQ money.

>>36378733
Probably got hazard pay up the wazoo from all the shit he's been pulling.

>>36378581
>[] It's ok, I've got the money. I think.

take it out of our pay if it comes to that.

>>36378883
This is all including the fact he's still getting paid wages, and his living expenses covered by the Navy. Frank is likely worth quite a bit at this point.

...So, for next week which one you want to see:
Frank and Sakamoto lewd
Wittmann got some of Bishop Kinetic Penetrator
Or Kooter-I mean Hooters trio?

>>36378581
>[X] It's ok, I've got the money. I think.
Wendy is worth all of it more honestly. I think of Ice and Slider being tied with each other(hurr hurr), but I admit Wendy is probably best witch,

>>36378997
Trio
3-way is best way

>>36378997
1 and 2.

>>36378997
good god the choices!

>>36378997
1

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I bet th Polish units are stacking up on local couture.

>>36378997
1 and 2 please

>>36378997
>Wittmann got some of Bishop Kinetic Penetrator
I'm not saying physics are aweomse, buuuuuuut
>Physics are awesome.

>>36378997
Fronk&Sakamoto lewds.

With camera-armed merlin in the background of course.

Maybe even a konnie?

>>36378997
Jake and Rockfield sweet loving superior option

>>36378997
Numero uno please.

The important question to ask is what kind of panties we get Wendy.

I vote we get something for all the girls so none of them are jealous. Black lace for Slider and Mav, white lace for Ice and Katya. Something minimal for Brigitte, and something conservative for Wendy.

And nearly transparent silk ones for Merlin

>>36379126
All of them get blue ribbons. And we paint a blue ribbon on our Wyvern.

>Mobius 1 route is a go

>>36379126
Thermal Panties. Something to keep her warm.

Actually the stockings are good too.

But the Coupon, Scarf, and Typhoon model are most important.!

>>36379126
Not yet. That one we should give to Kenji as a wedding gift.

>>36379170
Only if we paint the ribbon on in secret, so the first time they see it is when we're on the flight line. And we never mention it...just wait for the realization to dawn
>>36379126
This is playing with fire

>>36379227
The Russians collectively shit bricks as they notice a unit with blue ribbons.

Konstantina gets ribbon panties airdropped to her with an invitation to spell-caster.

>>36379177
>thermal panties

You mean stockings. Those keep you warm(er). The panties are a fashion choice. I vote black silk with the RAF roundel front and center.

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>>36379286
>>36379227

"You won't believe this Louise, they've all got Ribbon Panties!"

>>36379311
....Looks like a target sigh though.

>>36379170
If we were able to paint something on our Bird it should be a Eagle carrying an old canvas belt, a bit of lace, and soviet aviation witch's cap badge.

>>36379378
it could be

>>36379381
Oh fuck yes

>>36379381
Then where will we put our kill count signias

>>36379381
Brilliant, let's see if being a witch guardian allows us to bend the rules enough to get some nose art on our plane.

>>36379363
Even frank?

>>36379286
>Konstantina Illyanovich Stalinka you are not stepping one foot out of this base!
>BUT MY BELOVED CALLS FOR ME
>That is the screaming of Soviet pilots
>MY LOVE IS PRUNING THE WEAK SO THAT THE UNION CAN BE STRONGER
>He is Kapitalist swine
>I CAN CHANGE HIM

>>36379378
For Frank's dick

>>36379381

But our sigil is the Revenant, for we are He Who Has Risen.

>>36379486
That is exactly what she'd say though...

Which makes it funnier.

>>36379479
No.

It's on his plane.

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[x] It's ok, I've got the money. I think.

You shrug, pulling out your wallet and looking kind of disparagingly at the monopoly colored MPC in it. While the stuff is backed by it's issuing nation and good in any allied country, it still looks stupid, you think. Orange and blue money? Stupid.

The old man walks back out with a canvas bag held in one hand, then holds up a finger when Rosalie says something and hobbles to the back again. He returns a second later with another bag, and a large cardboard box, with dust on the top and a faded shipping label on the side. He makes a effort, mostly for show, you think, of brushing the dust off. Then shrugs and begins talking to Rosalie again.

She nods, then turns to you. “He says he wants at least three thousand for everything.” She says.

You grimace. You're carrying about that much, having expected to spend most of it, though this will pretty much wipe you out. You think you can draw MPC from banks, though you're honestly not sure- normally you'd have to use the financial office on base, and you're not going to be able to fly back to Torun to draw the money, and then back here.

[] see if you can talk him down.
[] Alright, I'll pay it. Might as well keep him happy, right?

>>36379381
perfect

>>36379509
So, maybe a dog's skull featuring the tokens? Bet that would confuse the soviets.

>>36379540
>[x] see if you can talk him down.

dephols carefully

>>36379381

And a little eagle sitting on the shoulders of the larger eagle

>>36379540


>[] Alright, I'll pay it. Might as well keep him happy, right?

>>36379540
>[] see if you can talk him down.
Respectful haggling time.

>>36379540
[x] Alright, I'll pay it. Might as well keep him happy, right?

>>36379540
>[x] see if you can talk him down.
Haggle a bit.
>>36379509
The world knows Fronk as the Eagle.

>>36379540
>[] see if you can talk him down.
we need to buy stockings as well

>>36379540
>[] see if you can talk him down.
>[] Alright, I'll pay it. Might as well keep him happy, right?

See if we can talk him down a bit. But if not take it.

>>36379580
with the small eagle doing airplane wings

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>>36379486
>Later, near the Barracks
>HEY, KOMRADE NATTALYA
>...What
>IS YOU OF FEELING DRIVE.....
>...drive fo-
>FOR ADVENTURES?

Konnie and Natalya's Excellent Adventure, in theaters this holiday season!

>...Will I gat a headpat?
>BELOVED WILL GIVE YOU ALL OF HEADPATS
>...kay.

>>36379540
>[] see if you can talk him down.
Tell him about the witch who will be using it

>>36379540
>[] see if you can talk him down.
do it gently though

>>36379599
The Revenant is from our dad's Marine regiment, and just taking it off would just feels wrong, like we're pulling of a Rex or something.

>>36379540
>[X]Other: Bug off and find something cheaper.

Any price he might settle for is probably far to much for an entrance armorer kit. We aren't looking for gifts appropriate for a princess, despite what anon might think.

>>36379662
Of course not. It's Wendy's birthday, not Ice's.

>>36379647

Well, the symbol is from Dad's regiment, the name is something we started using after we probably technically died a little that one time. I can't remember the exact details, but we've been using "Revenant" as our callsign since then.

>>36379618
>somehow they end up in new york

>>36379540
>[] see if you can talk him down.

We wanna see his goods before any funnydosh changes hands.
Also we wanna know where he got that limp from.
Maybe he will go easy on us if we sit through his war stories.

>>36379686

Ice doesn't feel like she is a princess either.

>>36379647
>>36379705

We have the Rev on the tail.

This one should be a smaller one on the front of the plane.

>>36379720

But she is one.

>>36379647
So Fronk can't do his own thing?
>>36379705
'Warhound' has been used a few times since technically dying.

>>36379540
>[] see if you can talk him down.
It is a bit much, and I want my scarf and stockings...

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>>36379540
>[x] Alright, I'll pay it. Might as well keep him happy, right?
>>36379618
>Ends in them stealing a nosturfatu and flying to franks base.
>Both get head pats while Ice is face palming and Katya looks nervous.
>ONI representatives are busy making notes and looking shocked.

>>36379540
[] Alright, I'll pay it. Might as well keep him happy, right?
This is the good stuff, right?

>>36379814
>Along the way they
>Hitchhiked/hijacked their way to a local airfield
>Adopted a siberian tiger
>Picked up Frank's sister
>taught the AI in control of Russia's nuclear arsenal the power of friendship/headpats
>Got Frank a birthday present

>>36379893
>Picked up Frank's sister.

Not picking up his brother Rex by mistake

>>36379893
>In the aftermath, everybody is left wondering what the fuck just happened...
>Putin sighs and mutters in perfect English
>"Love finds a way"
>Much drinking is had.

>>36379928
Why not both?

>>36379928
>implying they didn't pick up both to test whether the heapats are hereditary
They are

>>36379893
>Got Frank a birthday present

Oh man, given how much time and effort Frank (via anon) tries to put into presents, Frank's birthday will probably some kind of reciprocal minefield. It will be great and terrifying at the same time.

>>36379996
>using siblings to test heredity
>not using parents and non-immediate relatives
>not using children raised in other environments

1/10 lrn2genetics

>>36380008
implying most of the witches won't be trying to give Frank themselves

>>36380031
They're kids, they don't know proper science.

And even they aren't stupid enough to try to kidnap a Marine

>>36379540
>[x] see if you can talk him down.
If this is who I think it is, we're going to get punched in the face.

>>36380008
Ice gives handcuffs.

Mav gives a box of condoms

Slider gives her virginity.

>>36380065
Actually they might. There supersoldiers and have a clear understanding on witch theory.

That reminds me, I wonder what was their punishment after sneaking off into France

>>36380049
>Frank's birthday.
>Entire base is somehow out of ribbon.
>Fronk enters the barracks.
>Lots of witches wearing nothing but ribbon.

>>36380049
>>36380112

It descends into chaos as they all bottleneck at the door, resulting in a massive collapse where several witches become "unwrapped" prematurely.

>>36380049
>Frank opens up a large box.
>Ends up covered in witches, in various states of lewd dress.
>Merlin is taking pictures for sale in the witch black market.

>>36380109
>Natalya, you shall now be forced to clean the entire base's strikers
>Konnie, I am taking away your radio and Frank hug-pillow

>>36380131
>merlin
>not Powers

>>36380078
Its not Conrad, there would be watches and clocks if it was him. We also haven't said Gnome

>>36380153
It's definitely not Conrad, he was old in WW2. It could be a son.

>>36380112
"You won't believe this Rex, they were all wearing Ribbons!"
>>36380141
>Implying Konnie can't just take another radio and Frank hug-pillow from her stockpile.

>>36380148
Is Powers for lewds?

>>36380141
Truly the heavy burdens of punishment

>>36380204
She confiscated all her Frank Pillows and tapes of his battles

>>36380153
Conrad was also pretty old when Young met him. Dude would be positively ancient now.
>>36380112
This is a beautiful mental image

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>>36380148
>Merlin: "Updated my journal."

>>36380236
Yes.

>>36380274
Powers lewds when?

>>36380341
>"F-Frank..." Powers stuttered, falling out of the sky, her ears still ringing from the SA-6 that unloaded it's payload all over her body.

>>36380416
WRITE IT YOU FAGGOT

>>36380341
Not when Powers takes Photos of Frank jerking it.

>>36379540
>[] see if you can talk him down.
Haggling go!

And seems Sakamoto and Frank lewd is winning. Kinda expecting it'll tied with Wittmann but it winning in comfortable margin so yeah...

>>36380510
WRITE A FAPFIC THEN

>>36380465
Talking about faggots who better be writing right about now.

>>36380584
I think a lot of anons are fapping regardless of fics

>>36380589
I'm not Fapfic

Aw yeah, made it in time this week.

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[x] see if you can talk him down.

You don't outwardly respond to the price, but internally you grimace. That would wipe out everything you brought, and you still need other things. “Rosaile, can you talk him down at all?” You ask, and she shrugs.

“I can try.”

They go back to talking, with the old man shaking his head repeatedly, until, finally, he seems satisfied and nods. Roaslie turns to you.

“He will go down to twenty four hundred, but not a cent less.” She says.

That's still a lot of money, of course, but it leaves you a solid six hundred and some to play with- enough for a hell of a cake, you think. You take the money out of your wallet and hand it over, shaking the old man's hand after doing so. He seems satisfied, which you suppose is the best way to end a deal- you think you did well enough, and he's clearly happy he was able to get rid of something that was just taking up space.

1/2

>>36380603
Not you. OP.

The tools themselves are well padded- they don't make a sound as you carry them out to the humvee, though you wait until you're inside it and around the corner from the gunsmith's before opening everything up- you'll have to repack it anyway.

It isn't just a simple armorer's kit, you realize- it's a full set of almost every tool a gunsmith could ever want. The box holds a set of reloading tools that Rosalie explains he ordered by mistake. All together, it's more than enough that she won't have to fight for tools in the armory- at this point, you can see them coming to her, asking to borrow ones she has and they don't.

Rosalie helps you get it all situated in the humvee, then returns to her seat. “Where to now?” She asks, and you can see the beginnings of a grin tugging at the corners of her mouth. “Perhaps to buy her some nice... “She pauses, then grins. “Skivvies?”

You favor her with a blank stare.

[] Do I look suicidal to you? Don't answer that. Stockings, maybe a scarf, that's it
[] You know what, yes. Yes, let's do that. Where's the nearest naughty shop. I'm gonna need help here, too, so you'll have to come in with me.
[] That doesn't rate an answer. Let's go cake shopping.

>>36380674
>[] You know what, yes. Yes, let's do that. Where's the nearest naughty shop. I'm gonna need help here, too, so you'll have to come in with me.

Get them for everyone.

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>>36380416
Heh, looks like cupcakes don't fall far from the tree.

>>36380240
>>36380112
All of the ribbons are tied with slipknots

Alternately.

All of the witches are wrapped up in one long ribbon. Fronk pulling on the ribbon slowly unwraps each witch in turn while rubbing them in... places.

>>36380674
>[x] Do I look suicidal to you? Don't answer that. Stockings, maybe a scarf, that's it

>>36380674
[x] Do I look suicidal to you? Don't answer that. Stockings, maybe a scarf, that's it

>>36380674
>[] Do I look suicidal to you? Don't answer that. Stockings, maybe a scarf, that's it
>[] You know what, yes. Yes, let's do that. Where's the nearest naughty shop. I'm gonna need help here, too, so you'll have to come in with me.


I want both.

I want the scarf!

>>36380674
>[] You know what, yes. Yes, let's do that. Where's the nearest naughty shop. I'm gonna need help here, too, so you'll have to come in with me.

>>36380674
>[] Do I look suicidal to you? Don't answer that. Stockings, maybe a scarf, that's it

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>>36380674
>[] You know what, yes. Yes, let's do that. Where's the nearest naughty shop. I'm gonna need help here, too, so you'll have to come in with me.
FUCK IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

>>36380674
>[] That doesn't rate an answer. Let's go cake shopping.

>>36380674
>[] You know what, yes. Yes, let's do that. Where's the nearest naughty shop. I'm gonna need help here, too, so you'll have to come in with me.

Time for SHOPPING!

>>36380674
>[] Do I look suicidal to you? Don't answer that. Stockings, maybe a scarf, that's it
Although the second answer is so very very tempting just to try and throw Rosalie off her game

>>36380674
>[X] Do I look suicidal to you? Don't answer that. Stockings, maybe a scarf, that's it

I don't want to do anything Jean-Luc might consider inappropriate.

>>36380674

>[x] You know what, yes. Yes, let's do that. Where's the nearest naughty shop. I'm gonna need help here, too, so you'll have to come in with me.

I want to be reasonable. But I can't not.

>>36380674
>[] Do I look suicidal to you? Don't answer that. Stockings, maybe a scarf, that's it
>[] That doesn't rate an answer. Let's go cake shopping.

>>36380674
>>[] Do I look suicidal to you? Don't answer that. Stockings, maybe a scarf, that's it

>>36380674
>[] You know what, yes. Yes, let's do that. Where's the nearest naughty shop. I'm gonna need help here, too, so you'll have to come in with me.

>>36380674
>[] Do I look suicidal to you? Don't answer that. Stockings, maybe a scarf, that's it

>>36380674
>[] Do I look suicidal to you? Don't answer that. Stockings, maybe a scarf, that's it

The harem as a whole will go full yandere if they get the impression we had another witch to it, especially one we are basically supposed to protect.

No shocked Frank popsicle please.

>>36380674
>[] Do I look suicidal to you? Don't answer that. Stockings, maybe a scarf, that's it

>>36380674
>[] You know what, yes. Yes, let's do that. Where's the nearest naughty shop. I'm gonna need help here, too, so you'll have to come in with me.

Panties for all the Witches.

>>36380674
>[] Do I look suicidal to you? Don't answer that. Stockings, maybe a scarf, that's it

>>36380674
>[] Do I look suicidal to you? Don't answer that. Stockings, maybe a scarf, that's it

>>36380771
We buy panties for everyone, then. Everyone receives the lewd panties.

>>36380674
[] You know what, yes. Yes, let's do that. Where's the nearest naughty shop. I'm gonna need help here, too, so you'll have to come in with me.

>>36380810
second time's the charm?

>>36380771
Well, if we also get them some skivvies (or better, lingerie) we might only ended with bruised hip.

>>36380674
>[] You know what, yes. Yes, let's do that. Where's the nearest naughty shop. I'm gonna need help here, too, so you'll have to come in with me.

>>36380810
>>36380843

We don't have enough money.

Panties are stupidly expensive, even when there's not a war on.

>>36380674
>[] Do I look suicidal to you? Don't answer that. Stockings, maybe a scarf, that's it

>>36380674
>[] You know what, yes. Yes, let's do that. Where's the nearest naughty shop. I'm gonna need help here, too, so you'll have to come in with me.
Use this opportunity to get something for Ice, Slider and Katya too

>>36380674
>[] Do I look suicidal to you? Don't answer that. Stockings, maybe a scarf, that's it

>>36380674
>You know what, yes. Yes, let's do that. Where's the nearest naughty shop. I'm gonna need help here, too, so you'll have to come in with me.

>>36380852
Can't we just ask Nixon to pay for everything?

>>36380852
I actually hadn't thought of that. I was more joking along the lines of "we've already tried this once"

>>36380674
>[x] Do I look suicidal to you? Don't answer that. Stockings, maybe a scarf, that's it

I'd prefer cake shopping, but I don't think that'll have a chance of winning.

>>36380674
>>36380674
>[] Do I look suicidal to you? Don't answer that. Stockings, maybe a scarf, that's it

>>36380852
And last time we bought them we leave it on Alaska.

Hopefully MacLeod and Will make use of them.

>>36380674
>[] You know what, yes. Yes, let's do that. Where's the nearest naughty shop. I'm gonna need help here, too, so you'll have to come in with me.

For the main girls

>>36380916
True, But I reall,y Really want to our lewd Rosalie in this case but I really do want to get Wendy that scarf.

>>36380902
No, that's silly and we don't even know where he is, they'll want cash.

>>36380907
I know, but we still can't afford it.

>>36380852
Do we get an expense account as Protector of Witches?

>>36380947
Wasn't even the same base Mangafag.

>>36380954
Not that we know of.

And certainly not for lewd underwear.

>>36380947
Nope, Konnie found our purchase info and infiltrated the base.

Those are now here prised pair of panties that she shall never get rid of.

>>36380952
Maybe ask Rosalie to loan us a bit?

>>36380987
The scary thing is I think she might.

She's breaking a nerve within Frank

>>36380980
>And certainly not for lewd underwear.

I mean, what else would we spend it on?

>>36380980
>And certainly not for lewd underwear.
I'm pretty sure that if this were a forbidden item for "Protector of Witches" expense accounts, that'd be the most broken rule of all time

>>36380674
[] Do I look suicidal to you? Don't answer that. Stockings, maybe a scarf, that's it

>>36380983
That description gives me some /d/ worthy imagining.

>>36380980
Sorry, its been quite a long time and i kinda forget.

>>36380980
>underwear not covered by the Coven expense accounts

>>36380987
Yeah, she did take several thousand dollars worth of precious wine of our hands if I recall, she can at least loan us a bit to ensure this is the best birthday party of the decade.

>>36381022
Food, shelter, actually protecting witches?

>>36381023
Perhaps, but that just means we'll be even broker when they bill us and we don't have money.

>>36381033
It's fine.

>>36381041
I said lewd underwear. Which is different.

>>36380852
Don't we have a mountain of danger pay at this point? It's not like we have many expenses.

I would be less worried about the money and more worried about going into a panty shop in a city full of stressed out witches looking to have some fun. I hope we brought the rape whistle because we kinda sorta announced that we were single and not dating.

>>36381068
girls need underwear for different occasions.

>>36381067
YESYESYES

PANTIES FOR EVERYONE

>>36380674
[] You know what, yes. Yes, let's do that. Where's the nearest naughty shop. I'm gonna need help here, too, so you'll have to come in with me.

Wendy best girl

Ok, gonna call the voting here. Making dinner, then I'll write the update.

>>36381090
We have 600~ according to Ghost. Full sets of underwear for everyone would push that very hard, especially for war prices.

>>36381093
Lewdness is likely not covered by the coven.

Psychomoto vs Powers stalker duel.

Who wins?

>>36381142
how else to produce more witches for the coven.

>>36381142
Or settle for panties with mobius strips embroidery on them.

Hand embroidered.
By Frank himself.

>>36381090
I was under the impression that the issue here wasn't as much "we're broke" as "we can't easily access our own bank accounts very easily, and we only have 600 (currency) left"

>>36381151
>Konnie.

>>36381142
We can just buy skimpy underwear. Less fabric=Less costs.

>>36381160
>>36381183
>>36381191
Doesn't matter, looks like we're getting a scarf anyway.

>>36381151
Konnie

>>36381151
Whoever finds Powers camera and takes pictures.

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>>36381191
>less fabric=less costs
you have so much to learn my son

>>36381191
I don't think that is how that works.

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>>36381191
Lingerie pricing works in the literally exact opposite fashion.

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>>36381187
>>36381225
These anons know whats up.

>>36381273
>>36381269
>>36381267
This is why I need communism.

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>>36381191
You must be new to this.

>>36381312
Then the prices go even higher and the quality gets worse.

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>>36381286
>My beloved, why are you running?

>>36381316
>>36381273
>>36381267
I wonder if it would be more efficient to just buy several hundred feet of silk ribbon.

>>36381312
>implying communists could even into proper undergarments
>implying they don't all wear diapers because they keep shitting themselves while weeping about The Revolution

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>>36381365
Just getting warmed up for the main event.

>>36381437

YESYESYES
>>36380112

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>>36381437

>>36381437
Perfect.

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People call the X-32 "cute".

Pic related makes me worry slightly...

>>36381552
It was too jolly for it's own good.

>>36381552
I think I know where the twins spent their cash on, and why Merlin has a cake stash in her room.

>>36381341
That absolutely depands on what you are looking at.
Yeah, Soviet socialist stuff generally didn't turn out so great.
But genuine Communism is a relative post-scarcity scenario.
If you can reach that, quality control of lingerie is your least problem.
You see, it's not anticapitalist but postcapitalist.

You see, Communism as a utopian idea isn't the problem.
It's just that the way there hasn't been found and all proposals kept getting more absurd.

>When Capitalism cannot any longer heighten production

>When our state-controlled innovations are forced upon the farmers

>When we make small groups of people produce all they need themselves in a self-less collective

>When we force town folk to work in rice paddies and shoot everyone who thinks that's a bad idea. Or wears glasses

>>36381552
Now i imagining Sharktwins owns a living miniature X-32 like in that pic as pet.

>>36381552
Anything can be scary if you put enough sharp things on it.

>>36381552
You know, I've always wondered. People made such a fuss about not being able to buy the F-22 as an export plane; aren't they allowed to buy the runner-up of that competition instead?

>>36381151
Konnie

>>36381633
The runners up don't actually get made.

>>36381618
That and the fact that everyone fucks up the first step; THE REVOLUTION STARTS IN THE FACTORY WORKERS.

The problem being that most nations that attempt to go Communist are not very industrialized.

The workers are supposed to seize the means of production, not build them. In effect, you're trying to do something capitalism does better and thus fail.

>>36381653
Sure, because no-one placed an order.

I guess i'm wondering why no-one like Canadia/Japan/Aus who wanted Raptors tried to place an order for the -23 when the US was all like "lol no Export -22 4 u"

>>36381618
>>36381694
Also, communism has been proven to fail every time it's tried due to the fact it ignores human nature and history. Even China is starting to move away from it to a more capitalist based nation.

>>36381718
Production lines and building them are expensive, most nations simply can't afford it.

Last time I checked the US spent more money on military spending by itself than the next ten countries combined. Could have changed since then, but it's still retardedly expensive.

>>36381744
Never bet against human sloth and incompetence.

>>36381718
To be fair, Australian didn't need Raptor and Raptor itself not fulfilling their main need, ground support.

>>36381795
And that's only at the bottom.

>>36381764
So basically next largest allied country by spending are France/UK at $61 and $58 billion each. Lifetime cost of the F-22 program? $66.7 billion.

>>36381801
>our main need is ground support
lol
We got fuckloads of Hornets and used to have fuckloads of F-111s, we've never been hurting in the ground support role

>>36381801
They tried to buy it anyway.

Also;
>Australia's main need is ground support
Nope. It's main requirement is Air Superiority, interdiction and patrol; especially ability to counter the air forces of it's neighbors.
The fact that it happens to be doing ground attack missions right now does not mean that it's the primary strategic need of the RAAF.

>>36381858
So why do you need F-22 raptor anyway?
Indonesian have every reason to keep friendly with Aussie.
Malaysian is a joke.
Other ASEAN countries is too far to be direct threat for Aussie.
China? not before they walk over dead bodies of Philippines and Vietnamese.

>>36381890
Noted.

>>36381744
You are talking Socialism, though.
Communism is a proposed goal, not the means of reaching it.
Socialism hasn't proven very effective at leading states from Capitalism to Communism that weren't Capitalist or industrial to begin with.

It was not supposed to be forced upon the people or act against their interests but follow naturally from the increasingly suppressive Capitalist regime whose suppression was seen as a sign of it failing.
Naturally the predictions failed and most of the specifics turned out very wrong in practical application.

Still, many ideas brought forward hold some merit. Even though their proponents as opponents are usually too caught up in ideology to see what's salvageable and where truth lies.

>>36381764
>>36381847
>F-22 Program cost: US$66.7 billion
>F-35 Program cost: US$1.0165 trillion

Unit cost on the F-35 is only projected to be lower because of sheer volume produced. And the F-35B is still on a par with the F-22 in terms of flyaway price anyway.

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>>36381927

>says ozzies are lacking in strike aircraft
>ausfag refutes this
>asks why ausfags need raptors (an air superiority fighter)

dude, what

>>36381927
Singapore has some air assets in Australia. And we go to Australia every year for exercises.

Auatralia's biggest opponent is that tiny oligarchic corporate entity that claims it's a soverign country. And they own Telstra and Optus.

>>36381927
>Indonesian have every reason to keep friendly with Aussie.
Traditionally they have not been, and for much of the '80s and '90s, one of the biggest reasons they actually played ball was because F-111s were standing ready to tun Jarkata into a crater at a moment's notice.

Furthermore, military preparedness has never been well served by presuming your neighbors aren't going to start shit no matter how problematic it may be for them. Australia does put a lot of effort into maintaining technical superiority as much as possible; hence why they have twice as many F-35s on order as they have Hornets in service now.

>>36382018
Like singapore is going to go to war against australia. not gonna happen.

>>36382004
Another air superiority fighters are less overkill considering their environments, thats my point actually. Sorry if my point is not clear.

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[x] Do I look suicidal to you? Don't answer that. Stockings, maybe a scarf, that's it

You snort. “Do I look suicidal to you?”

You cut her off when she takes a breath to answer. “Don't answer that. Stockings, maybe a scarf. That's it.”

“Ah, a shame.” Rosalie says with a grin. “It would make such a love story, oui? Tres romantique!”

You elect not to answer as she continues. “A girl is brought from crushing hopelessness into a world she couldn't have dreamed of by a knight in shining armor-”

“It was mostly Ice, really.” You say, but she either doesn't hear or doesn't care.

“And she is happy to be there, but lost and confused about her place at the same time!”

“Are you just making this up as you go along?”

“And then her hero shows his affection for her, and she is to embarrassed and shy to return it openly! But then, that night, she comes to him privately and-”

“Now I know you're just making it up.”

She grins. “Am I? Perhaps. It would be a good love story anyway.”

You shrug. “Sounds kinda like those ones Ice likes so much, the whatsit? Dragon riders of Texas?”

She nods, with a laugh. “Maybe, but it is very cliched, even for them.”

You actually have to search for a while before you find a place that has any decent number of stockings- funnily enough, it's a video shop, specializing in those Japanese cartoons like Merlin likes so much. You guess the stockings are for costumes? You're not sure. The sign, Rosalie said, did say they did custom alterations and embroidery to any clothing, too, so it seemed like a good bet.

1/2

>>36381980
>F-22: 187 production aircraft
>F-35: 3,000+ production aircraft

>>36381943
Communism and Socialism are often a package deal. When you get one, you will also get the other even if you don't want it.

There are other underlining issues with communism that doom it as applied to the real world. But this isn't the place to talk about it. But it is nice to speak with someone who thoughtfully speaks about it with out descending into a shouting match.

Inside, the place is nearly deserted, though the girl behind the counter, leafing through a comic book, looks up breifly, then back down at her book, uninterested. You and Rosalie make your way to the back, where there's a wall of socks and stockings in just about every color known to man, surrounded by pictures of animated girls wearing them and an associated product code.

“they get pretty into this, huh?” You ask, trying to eyeball something that jumps out at you.

Rosalie shrugs. “Samantha seems to. She has talked about wishing to try a costume when she gets home.”

You eyeball some of the pictures again- some of those girls aren't wearing much but their stockings.

“Hopefully not like those.” You say, indicating the pictures, and she laughs.

“What are you thinking?” She says. “Perhaps I can help.”

[] those grey ones there, we can get the unit crest put them.
[] See those really dark blue ones over there? I have an idea.
[] Dude, they have red, white, and blue ones. Those, totally.

>>36382050

Oh, ok then. I guess I just didn't see where you were drawing the conclusion from. Carry on.

>>36382082
[] See those really dark blue ones over there? I have an idea.

I want to know where this goes.

>>36382082
>[] those grey ones there, we can get the unit crest put them.

Marking our territory.

You know, we should get stuff like this for the entire squadron. Maybe give each girl a pair of panties with the unit insignia.

>>36382050
Given that it's neighbours are buying Flankers (or trying to at least) it's really not.

>>36382082
>[x] those grey ones there, we can get the unit crest put them.
I'm curious what Fronk's idea is, but I'm always in favor of grey

>>36382082
>[] those grey ones there, we can get the unit crest put them.

>>36382082
>[] Dude, they have red, white, and blue ones. Those, totally.

>>36382082
>[] See those really dark blue ones over there? I have an idea.

>>36382082
[X] those grey ones there, we can get the unit crest put them.

>>36382082
>[] those grey ones there, we can get the unit crest put them.


Actually... do we have enough money for a bunch of them? Either for the rest of the crew or multiple sets for Wendy?