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>>36339921
But in the end, your concerns were for naught. You forgot that with the constant practices, the girls would catch any time to get some sleep. They were dozing off before the plane even got into the air. That left things oddly quiet and uneventful.

Well, you guess you could always make a call out. Maybe to Jenner or one of the other girls with their own Thanksgiving plans to see what they were up to.

>Call somebody? (specify)
>Get some sleep as well.
>Other

>>36339932
>Call somebody? (specify)
Jenner. See how she's taking this time off.

>>36339932
>>Call somebody? (Nico)

Worried about her since she's visiting her family

>>36339932
>Call somebody? (Jenner)
Because I want to know what she's doing we really should have brought her along to meet the family.

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>>36339932
>>Call somebody? (specify)

Jenner.

>>36339921
I bet we also brought a spray bottle with us just in case we need to depower Cole.

>>36339932
>>Call somebody? (specify)
Jenner

>>36339932
>Call somebody?
Jenner then our other Office workers.
I wish we could call old squad commander as well. But the burner phone is for emergency only.

>>36340141
>spray bottle with us just in case we need to depower Cole.
Why have we never thought of this until now?

>>36340547
>P-san uses a spray bottle on Puchi/Cole whenever she misbehaves like a cat.

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>>36340579
This scenario amuses me.

>>36339932
You pick up the built in phone next to your seat. One of the perks of first class, and dial in Jenner's number. You hope the time zone difference is too much, wherever she is.

"Hello?" Jenner's voice speaks up in a curious but suspicious tone. Of course, her caller ID wouldn't recognize the plane's number.

"Jenner, it's me, the Producer." You say. "Just calling in to check up on you."

"How sweet of you." Jenner says flatly. She tries to sound neutral, but you're pretty sure she's happy you called.

"So, is the safe and locked up?" You ask.

"That's right. I kicked everybody out and locked the entire building down, as per your orders." Jenner says. "Nobody works on this weekend, no exceptions, right?"

"Damn right." You nod. "Did Himawari give you any trouble."

"Of course she did. I handled it, though."

"Oh? How."

"I. Handled. It." Jenner said in the 'don't ask' tone.

"All right, all right." You chuckle. "So what are you up to, then? My folks really would have loved to see you."

"Sorry, maybe next year." Jenner sighs. "My grandmother hasn't been doing since my brother died, and this Thanksgiving might be her last..."

"I understand. Don't sweat it." You say. "And the others?"

"Well, Lillith is flying out to California to see Belle. Vahlen apparently can't get time off from Umbrella since she already used up her vacation days, but she sends her regards. Rochelle, Rin, Sparky, Himawari, Falynn, and Niko are all safely with their own families."

(cont)

>>36340724

"I'm a bit worried about Niko, though. She and her parents weren't on the best of terms, last time I saw."

"They really aren't." Jenner affirms. "But I doubt they can or are willing to do much Niko's a pretty public face now, so I don't think they'll do anything too drastic. Plus, they actually took the time to fly to the States, so it can't be all bad."

"I hope." You sigh. "Anyways, I'll see you after the weekend, all right?"

"Right. Take care." Jenner says before hanging up.

Well, you just had to hope things would turn out okay. Sure, you could use Harbinger to check up on them, but you'd rather use that only in an emergency.

"Trouble at home?" You hear Morgan's voice and turn to see that she's awake now, though just barely. She yawns and stretches out her arms.

"Nah, not really." You shrug. "Just getting some updates, that's all."

Now that you think about it, unlike the Tomb girls, Morgan had family, yet she opted to come along with you. You sort of wonder why.

>Ask Morgan why she isn't with her own family.
>Get some sleep yourself.
>Other

>>36340749
>>Ask Morgan why she isn't with her own family.

>>36340749
>Ask Morgan why she isn't with her own family.
REVEAL YOUR SECRETS!

>>36340749
>>Ask Morgan why she isn't with her own family.

>>36340749
>>Ask Morgan why she isn't with her own family.

Is it a case of MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAAAAAD?

>>36340829
No her father wanted a boy from what I recall of the interview we had with her.

>>36340749
>>Ask Morgan why she isn't with her own family.

>>36340749
>Ask Morgan why she isn't with her own family.

Hi merc!

>Lurker, don't mind me.

>>36341050
>[Minding Intensifies}

>>36340749
>Ask Morgan why she isn't with her own family.

maybe

>Get some snacks from First Class?

>>36340888
I thought her dad disguised her as a boy to hide the fact she was good with a rifle.

Begs the question as to why she picked up the rifle in the first place.

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>>36340749
"So Morgan, why are you tagging along with us? Don't you have your family?" You ask.

"This Thanksgiving you speak of is an American holiday." Morgan points out. "We Russians don't traditionally celebrate it."

"Well, yeah, but it's still a good opportunity to go back home."

"Well..." Morgan frowns. "I haven't been entirely truthful to you."

"About what?" You raise an eyebrow.

"My family is currently in the middle of a schism." Morgan sighs. "As you know, Russia is not the easiest place to live in. Half of my family doesn't agree with the current government, and the other half wants to remain loyal. It's led to... tensions."

"Tensions big enough that one member in particular has to be sent to the US for her own safety?" You raise an eyebrow.

Morgan nods wordlessly.

"So that story you gave to me before when you first signed up was a lie?"

"It wasn't completely true." Morgan sighs.

>You didn't have to do that.
>And you're still lying now, or at least hiding something.
>Other

>>36341149
>>You didn't have to do that.

>>36341149
>You didn't have to do that but I can understand why you did.

>>36341149
>You didn't have to do that.

>>36341149
>You didn't have to do that.

I feel sorry for the poor girl.

>>36341149
>>And you're still lying now, or at least hiding something.
If this is something that could come back to haunt us, we need to know about it.

>>36341149
>Is there anything else you've been keeping quiet about?
Shit like this is what P-san is for

>>36341149
>>You didn't have to do that.
>>other
Anything else I should know about?

>>36341149
>>You didn't have to do that.

>>36341149
>You didn't have to do that.

>>36341149
>>36341192
>>You didn't have to do that but I can understand why you did.

"You didn't have to do that, but I can understand why you did - and I hope you see that now that you have had a chance to meet everyone."
"If there's ever anything else you need help taking care of, you can come to me any time. Or if you just want to talk about it"

>>36341149
"You didn't have to do that." You sigh. "As you can see, I'm not the type to take advantage of my idols."

"Well, I couldn't be sure at the time." Morgan shakes her head. "But either way, I felt it was best to keep my cards close until I was sure."

"And are you sure now?"

"Yes, I do believe you're trustworthy." Morgan nods.

"Good, then what else aren't you telling me?" You ask, a bit more sternly. You could tell that even if she was telling the truth, she was strategically leaving key details out, as if she was hoping you wouldn't notice.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>36341442

Rolled 12 (1d20)

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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>36341442

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>36341442

Oh shit, is she secretly a spy with a chip in her head that overrides her?!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>36341442

>>36341483

That's Snow Joking Matter, armchair

>>36341519
Just the cold hard facts man.

>>36341552

Fluff, i hate you so much right now.

>>36341584
Just chill out.

>>36341634
Why do we have to be so frigid to one another?

>>36341634
No worries, he just needs to cool off for a bit.

>>36341483
hey, there's no need to be Russian to conclusions here...

>>36341661
You best be Putin those puns away, man.

>>36341634
I'm absolutely zero in temper.

>>36341654
>>36341659
Hopefully he doesn't keep giving us a cold shoulder.

>>36341694
I think she's just Stalin for time now.

>>36341694
I mean we're just Stalin for time.

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>>36341442
"Well..." Morgan bites her lip. "What would you do if I told you that I was next in line to inherit leadership over the family?"

You pause at this revelation.

"Are you serious?"

"Why would I lie about something like that?" Morgan sighs. "It's one thing to take up a mantle of responsibility, but it's an entirely different thing when you're literally born into it."

"I see." You nod, a grim look on your face.

"My father is currently neutral about the whole affair, and it's mostly his influence that prevents the family from outright crumbling." Morgan frowns. "But everybody expects ME to make the choice which path the family will take."

"And have you picked a side?"

"No." Morgan shakes her head. "Because I know no matter which side I pick, I'll lose. The family will destroy itself and I'll be left with nothing."

"Are you even trying to find an answer?" You ask.

"...no." Morgan admits. "I've been having so much fun just... not worrying about that while I was here with you and the others."

>Don't worry. It's wrong to shove all that responsibility on you.
>I think you should really be considering what you should do.
>After hearing what your family put you up to, you should just leave them to rot.
>Other

All these puns makes me regret being snow deep in rolls in ACQ.

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>>36341718
Hivemind.

>>36341718
>>36341694

I dunno about you all, but I always hit my Marx.

>>36341735
>I think you should really be considering what you should do.
At least give it some thought, this is your family we're talking about

>>36341736
>snow deep in rolls in ACQ.

Never regret. Itsl ike your thing, armchair. For a namefag, its like a redeeming factor

>>36341735
>>I think you should really be considering what you should do.

Hell, sometimes a third path could appear.

>>36341735
>Other
Maybe you use your experiences at Clover to put your family's struggle in better perspective. Maybe it's not as black and white as it seems.

>>36341735
>>I think you should really be considering what you should do.
>Don't worry, we'll be there to help you.

>>36341735
>>I think you should really be considering what you should do.

>These puns
You are all terrible people and I don't know why I like you guys. Never change.

>>36341735
>>Don't worry. It's wrong to shove all that responsibility on you.

Honestly why did they stick her with it so early? that sort of shit ends up making Haman Khan.

>>36341735
>I think you should really be considering what you should do.
I can hope your experience here can help you any decisions. Plus if you need help or just someone to listen to, you know my door is open.

>>36341735
>Other
Maybe your time at Clover can help you see a way out for your family. At the least, enough contacts and resources to make sure that the fight is over as quickly as possible.

>>36341735
>>36341735
>I think you should really be considering what you should do.

>>36341747
Good to hear. For awhile i thought we've been Lenin out too much.

>>36341798
you're not so ice yourself

>>36341735
>>Other

"That's not an easy question to answer. You're too young to have all that responsibility shoved onto you. I can see why you would just want to leave them all behind to rot, but... I think you should enjoy your time while you can. Use your experiences here to shape the person you'll be when you have to make that kind of decision. You could postpone it, or drop it in a sibling's lap, but.... family is family."

"Is there anyone there you WANT to save from the ... collapse that's going to happen? Because I think they had the right idea. If we can't send you back for your own safety, maybe we could bring them to you."

"... in small doses. I don't want to get family arguements all over our offices. I don't think it would be left standing afterwards, from what you've said.... but there's got to be a way to start mending bridges, or get a feeling for what's going over there."
"Once we have that, maybe we can do something about it."

>>36341735
>>I think you should really be considering what you should do.
grow up gurl

>>36341934
we don't pay her to grow up, we pay her to sing.

Well I guess we pay her to snipe people, but we also pay her for singing.

>>36341735
>>Other

>Don't worry. It's pretty chilly of them to shovel all that responsibility onto you. But you shouldn't freeze up on them just because of it. You should try to find an ice way to deal with the situation, but realize that whatever you may choose, you'll be in a blizzard of hurt.

>>36341983
God damn it.

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>>36341983

aaaaaaah! someone tell the starks that winter just came!

>>36342045
here comes the snow

>>36342064

and it is ice cream

>>36341934
>Neckbeard living in parents' basement
>Talking about growing up, taking responsibility.

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>>36341735
"I don't think it's fair for them to shove all that responsibility on you." You sigh. "But still, you can't change the fact that the responsibility is still there. I think you should really be considering what you should do. Not now, of course, but further down the line. I hope that your experiences with can help you come to a decision."

"Thanks, Producer." Morgan smiles. "I'll remember that."

The rest of the flight is rather uneventful, though you learn that airline food is one of the few things the Tomb girls WON'T eat, which, given their background, is rather telling of the quality of airline meals.

After landing, you lead Morgan and a trio of still very sleepy girls to a rented SUV. Your folks didn't live in the city proper, but in a smaller town on the outskirts. It was still fairly urban, but not as packed or rushed as the city proper. However, as you get the SUV on the highway, the girls' drowsiness begins to wear off and they start becoming more active, which meant that started asking questions. Lots of them.

"Soooooo, Producer!" Julie chimes. "What's your family like?"

"Yeah, I'm really curious." Melissa nods.

"Like I care." Cole snorts.

>It's pretty small, really. Just me and my folks.
>Decently sized. You'll see my parents and a few cousins and their families.
>Too many to count.
>Other

>>36342130
>>Too many to count.
But most of them dead. Cause terrorists.

>>36342130
>Decently Sized

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>>36341983
Pic related
>>36342130
>Too many to count.

And growing...

>>36342130
>>It's pretty small, really. Just me and my folks.

>>36342130
>>Too many to count.
They've been going at it when they were young.

>>36342130
>It's pretty small, really. Just me and my folks.

>>36342130
>Decently sized. You'll see my parents and a few cousins and their families.

>>36342130
>Decently sized. You'll see my parents and a few cousins and their families.
It's a family gathering. Either me and my brothers get together with mom and and during Thanksgiving or Christmas, depending on our schedules.

>>36342130
>>Decently sized. You'll see my parents and a few cousins and their families.

>>36342130
>Too many to count.

No mercy.

>>36342130
>>Decently sized. You'll see my parents and a few cousins and their families.

>>36342130
>Decently sized. You'll see my parents and a few cousins and their families.
Big enough to be called a gathering small enough to have be comfy with.

>>36342130
>>Decently sized. You'll see my parents and a few cousins and their families.
>Lot's of brother, single brothers.

>Prepares beating stick

>>36342130
>Too many to count.

Producer comes from a VERY fertile family.

>>36342130
>Too many to count.

>>36342192
So...how often do they use condoms?

>>36342130
>Decently sized. You'll see my parents and a few cousins and their families.

Just the right size for thanksgiving antics!

>P-san are these your daughters?

>>36342130
>Too many to count.

Inlaws, and now we can add the Tomb girls too it as well.

>>36342130
>Decently sized. You'll see my parents and a few cousins and their families.

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>>Too many to count.

All of the aunts and uncles are coming over with all their children and grandchildren!

>>36342130
>>Too many to count.

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>>36342217

A what? I don't konw the meaning of the word, but the pope says they're evil

>>36342130

>It's pretty small, really. Just me and my folks.

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>>36342217
Sex in the missionary position while holding hands and barely seeing one another in the light of the pale moon for the sole purpose of procreation is a P-san family tradition!

>>36342130
>Decently sized. You'll see my parents and a few cousins and their families.

>>36342130
>Too many to count.

>>36342130
>Too many to count.
>>36342255
WAY TOO LEWD!

>>36342227
ftfy
>P-san, are these your daughters and son?

So Morgan is from the Russian Royal Family?

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Wait, guys--whatever happened to that captured maid from a few threads back? Is she with us? Did Jenner take her? Is she locked up alone at the HQ?

>>36342255
YOU FOOL! YOU FORGOT UNDER THE SHEETS WITH THE DOOR LOCKED!

>>36342295
Just the next head of a sniper family.

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>>36342290
>we introduce the Tombs girls as our adopted daughters

>>36342227
>P-san are these your daughters?

Pretty much at this point. At least the tomb girls

>>36342130
>>Too many to count.

>>36342130
>>Too many to count.
Taking care of nieces and little sisters = best producer of young female idols.

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>>36342308
Jenner. Handled. It

>>36342309
Why wouldn't you have sex under the sheets? You'd get cold otherwise.

But really, what's our family going to call us? Obviously not producer.

>>36342330
thats himawari not meido

>>36342323
How rude, Morgan is just as adopted as the rest of the girls

>>36342357
A very embarrassing nickname.

>>36342330

Wow lewd. I bet Jenner knew how to deal with them...

In bed.

>>36342356
>implying it wasn't both at the same time

Any bets if Producer's Mom goes Full Grandma Mode?

>>36342332
I'm just saying that he forgot to mention it. It might give people the wrong idea.

>>36342371
Clearly, she'll hit it off with rin's grandpa, and we'll have sweet old people flirting up the base

>>36342371
>implying she hasn't already
Producer has a brood of nieces. You heard me right, a brood.

>>36342370
The Maido working on Himawari to turn her into a true made? Do want!

>>36342405
Yes.

There should be a bunch of girls the idol's age present.

>>36342130
"Too many to count." You sigh. "Trust me, we'd probably reach our destination and I wouldn't even get half the names on the invitation list down before then."

The girls then look at each other and back at you.

"I completely understand your pain." Morgan says sympathetically.

"Pain? That sounds AWESOME!" Julie grins. "Ooooooh, I wonder how many boys our age will be there!"

"What, planning to snag one?" Melissa raises an eyebrow.

"Why stop at one?" Julie blinks.

"Ugh." Cole rolls her eyes. "This is gonna suck. I don't eve know why I came along."

"Last I checked, you were the first to volunteer when I offered." You grin.

"Yeah, whatever." Cole grumbles, though you can see her cheeks reddening, even from the rearview mirror.

>You can do what you want with the boys.
>You can mingle with the boys, but don't get TOO friendly with them, you hear?
>Nope. You're not getting near any of them.
>Other

>>36342405
How about a gaggle of nephews?

>>36342432
>>Other
Avoid the moms, they feed us all so goddam much carbs and sugars...oh sht. Your weight! YOUR WEIGHT!

>>36342432
>You can do what you want with the boys.
Remember, you make the threatening glare TO THE BOYS

>>36342432
>>You can mingle with the boys, but don't get TOO friendly with them, you hear?

>>36342428
They're gonna ask for autographs and possibly be enchanted by Morgan.

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>>36342432
>You can do what you want with the boys.

Why would we refuse to make them an official part of our family?

>>36342432
>>You can mingle with the boys, but don't get TOO friendly with them, you hear?

>>36342432
>>You can do what you want with the boys.
The boys know that we've got a shotgun for the purpose of hunting them down if they do anything.

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>>You can do what you want with the boys.

Let the girls have a bit of holiday fun. This'll be great! Good food and new friends--what could possibly go wrong?

>>36342310
>Just the next head of a sniper family.
>>36342295
>So Morgan is from the Russian Royal Family?


>>36341149
>"My family is currently in the middle of a schism." Morgan sighs. "As you know, Russia is not the easiest place to live in. Half of my family doesn't agree with the current government, and the other half wants to remain loyal. It's led to... tensions."

Actually, this is a pretty straight allegory to The Vory - the crime organization that was pretty anti-government, and came it a head/schism during WW2, since shit going on broke The Thieves Code - but it would actually be better to help the government a little instead of to fuck it, hence all this disagreement

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thief_in_law#History
She's a mafia daughter. We've got the equivalent of the ONE DON HOLDING EVERYTHING TOGETHER's kid in our safekeeping.

Time. Bomb.

>>36342432
>You can do what you want with the boys.

>>36342486
Everything.

What would our idols be like when pregnant?

>>36342432
>You can mingle with the boys, but don't get TOO friendly with them, you hear?
This is only a weekend. So have fun, be friends with the brood, but no hanky panky.

>>36342432
>You can do what you want with the boys.
but if I hear they have been anything other than gentlemen i'm going to be teaching them full contact CQC without pads.

>>36342432
>You can do what you want with the boys.
>Other
Just keep in mind some of them are might be taken. Ask first.

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>>36342432
>>You can do what you want with the boys.

>>36342405 That implies her husban, the alpha male who raised the ever badass p-san, has somehow perished

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>>36342536
How does that imply that? The grandmother and grandfather are very grandparently, had a lot of kids, and those kids had a lot of kids. Nothing in there about a dead grandpa.

>>36342432
>You can mingle with the boys, but don't get TOO friendly with them, you hear?
Ain't got time for maternity leave

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>>36342432
>You can mingle with the boys, but don't get TOO friendly with them, you hear?
Mingle? Yes.
Any of the boys try for hugs, kisses, or god forbid, hand-holding, and we will come down on our nephews like the fist of an angry P-san.

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>>36342432
>>You can mingle with the boys, but don't get TOO friendly with them, you hear?

>Make sure our family is total gentleman

>>36342432
>>You can mingle with the boys, but don't get TOO friendly with them, you hear?


Phone numbers, e-mails, and dancing are fine

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>Morgan finds a boyfriend here
>our family becomes embroiled in a mob fued

>>36342665
>>>You can mingle with the boys, but don't get TOO friendly with them, you hear?

Guys, this is a PR incident waiting to happen.

THINK LIKE THE PRODUCER

>>36342666
>implying our family isn't effectively a mob

>>36342432
>Other

Give them advice about the boys. If you actively try to stop them, they'll go for it even harder. If you endorse it tacitly, they'll go for it. You have to PUSH them.

>>36342559
Oh shit, wrong reply code. I really ment this for >>36342371

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>>36342432
>>You can mingle with the boys, but don't get TOO friendly with them, you hear?
>reading shoggys thread
>missing votes

Bloody guardsmen.

>>36342666
More like our family would end that fued.

>>36342697
I know that feel bro

>>36342675

It only will be a PR disaster if there's a paprazzo lurking around our family's compound.

>>36342666
I'll support it!

I hope someone will sweep her off her feet and not mistake her as a boy.

>>36342738
Like anon said above:
> Producer, are these your daughters and son?

>>36342714
>It only will be a PR disaster if there's a paprazzo lurking around our family's compound.

or our family starts tweeting shit, embarassing pictueres, etc

Don't need paparazi for people to be dumb

>>36342840
If it's one of our cousins, we'll beat them with a stick

>>36342432
"You can mingle with the boys, but don't get TOO friendly with them, you hear?" You say with a warning tone.

"Okay..." All four girls say, with Julie and Melissa looking particularly deflated.

"Right, right. Well, you might not even have time to hang out with the boys. I'm pretty sure the girls will know who you all are." You say. "Actually, I'm a bit more worried about them than the boys, in some respects."

"Fangirls?" Cole frowns.

"Fangirls." You nod.

"Can I electrocute them?"

"No, Cole. No electricity at any point ever. If you have a problem you find me, got it?"

"Go it..." Cole grumbles. "The one chance I can get at some fun..."

"There will be plenty of fun things to do!" You say. "Most of the kids are pretty athletic."

"Right, right."

Finally, you pull up to your parents' house. Or at least, the front gate of it.

"WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA." All the girls press their face against the windows to get a better look. "IT'S HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE."

"It has to be, to fit all our relatives." You laugh.

"So your parents are loaded? Why are you even working?" Julie asks.

"Well, actually, we all chipped in to get our parents this house." You explain.

"Mansion." Morgan corrects.

"Fine. Mansion." You sigh. "Anyways, it looks like... we're the first ones here."

"That's because Jenner didn't beat you there this time." Julie snickers.

"Quiet, Julie."

You punch in the keycode for the gate and drive up the very, VERY long driveway up to the front door the house. Mansion. However, the moment all four girls get out of the SUV, you see a blur of movement and suddenly all your girls are wrapped up in the arms of the most fearsome beast you've ever known.

"OOOOOOOOH, SON, YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU HAD GRANDCHILDREN!" Mom squeals as she easily picks up all four girls in an iron bear hug.

>Remind Mom they aren't your kids.
>Mess with the girls and say that they're your kids.
>Other

>>36342880
>>Mess with the girls and say that they're your kids.
C'mon!

>>36342880
>Mess with the girls and say that they're your kids.

So guys, what kinda family do you think producer has? A stereotypical, Southern/Texan military family?

>>36342880
>Mess with the girls and say that they're your kids.

Shiny. Red. Button.

>>36342880
>>Mess with the girls and say that they're your kids.
Too fun to pass up.

>>36342880
>>Mess with the girls and say that they're your kids.

>>36342880
>>Mess with the girls and say that they're your kids.
>>36342907
That's how I see it, yeah. Maybe Virginian old money.

>>36342907
The kind that has knife throwing competitions and laser tag with actual lasers as Thanksgiving activities.

>>36342880
>>Mess with the girls and say that they're your kids.

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>>36342880
>Mess with the girls and say that they're your kids.

>>36342880
>Mess with the girls and say that they're your kids.

Well, it's kinda truth. They are Producer's Idols, who just happen to be kids.

>>36342880
>>>Mess with the girls and say that they're your kids.
FROM MULTIPLE WIVES!

>>36342880
>>Mess with the girls and say that they're your kids.

Make momma proud!

>>36342907
I fully expect them to somehow hunt, pluck, skin, gut, batter, and deep fry their own turkeys

>>36342880
>Mess with the girls and say that they're your kids.
Now Mom, only 3 of them have officially been adopted. Still working on the papers for Morgan.

I think we did technically adopt the Tomb girls, since we are kind of there legal guardian.

>>36342880

>Mess with the girls and say that they're your kids.

From different mothers.

>>36343002
>somehow
It's not even that hard. Sure, the gutting can be a little daunting your first time, but it's not that bad.

>>36342880
>Mess with the girls and say that they're your kids.
Say he adopted all of them, which is actually not that far off from the truth.

Though I voted for them not to be too friendly with the boys. Should I feel bad now?

It's not that I don't mind them hanging out/dating but I guess I was slightly worried for some members of our family or if Julie will jump some poor boys bones

>>36343081
I don't think it's too bad if our girls get boyfriends.

Cole still has one, right?

>>36343081

As long as noone ends up teen pregnant, I'd say everything works out well.

>>36343097
Yeah her and possibly Rochelle.

>>36343081
>>36343097
I have the perfect idea how to handle this. Fight Club... I mean a sparring tournament!

>>36342880
Your first instinct is to dissuade Mom of the belief that the girls were in fact, your children, but the opportunity to seriously mess with them was too good to resist.

"Yeah, sorry, Mom. It just sorta slipped my mind." You chuckle.

"WHAT?!?" All four girls wail in surprise at this apparent betrayal.

"Ooooooooh, they're all so adorable!" Mom coos as she hugs them even harder.

"Honey, please, it's obvious they aren't his." Dad grunts as he comes out of the door. "None of them even resemble him."

"Really?" Mom blinks and takes a look at the girls. "I DON'T CARE THEY"RE SO CUUUUUUTE!"

"Please, dear, put them down before you suffocate the poor things." Dad sighs and turns to you. "Looks like you've been busy, son. They from that idol company of yours?"

"That's right, Dad." You nod.

"You know, when i first heard about this 'entertainment company' you were working in, I thought you started up some prostitution ring or something." Dad shakes his head as you gives you a hug. "I'm glad I was wrong."

"Um, thanks?" You return the hug.

At this point, Mom has finally let go of the girls.

"Ooooh, you three certainly look like you've seen your share of rough play!" Mom says happily as she pinches each and every one of their cheeks. "I think you'll fit right in with the rest of us! Oh, and such a dashing young man, too! Is he a boyfriend of one of you?"

Oh, poor Morgan. You can see her about to protest it, too.

>Let Morgan say her piece.
>Mess with Morgan and convince Mom she really is a boy.
>Other

>>36343328
>Let Morgan say her piece.

No. That's mean.

>>36343328
>>Let Morgan say her piece.

>>36343328
>>Let Morgan say her piece.

>>36343328
>>Let Morgan say her piece.
Okay, we've bullied the girls enough.

>>36343328
>Let Morgan say her piece
Let's not be mean

>>36343328
>Let Morgan say her piece

>>36343328
>Mess with Morgan
Just say "This is Morgan." And let assumptions do the rest.

>>36343328
>>Let Morgan say her piece.
>Convince mom to dress Morgan up. Let her be girly

>>36343328
>Other
"Mom, that's Morgan. One of our cutest sniper idols."

>>36343384
This.

>>36343328
>Other

"I really don't see how you could mistake someone as cute as Morgan for a boy."

>>36343328
>>36343379
Add this to my vote
>>36343402

>>36343328
>Let Morgan say her piece.

>>36343402
going with this

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>>36343379
Yeah, that's a good idea. There are probably a bunch of spare clothes somewhere around here.

>>36343402
Supporting

>>36343328
>>Let Morgan say her piece.

>>36343445
I say pink with frills and bowties

>>36343379
>>36343402

I'd support these two

>>36343384
>>36343402
>>36343379
>>36343490

all of these are good. Morgan is away from family - make her feel welcome and at home here!

>>36343379
Why are you assuming Morgan has any interest in being girly? She could've opted to do so since she moved in with Clover and the other idols, it could be she just doesn't want to. You could at least ask her if she wants to look like a pretty princess/tsarina.

>>36343600
>asking for consent
That ain't how this family works, boy.

>>36343600
Partially to amuse P-san's mom, the other is that if Morgan is bothered by being called a boy, a slight image change will help

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>>36343379
Make it so!

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>>36343328
"Mom, I really don't see how you could mistake someone as cute as Morgan for a boy." You laugh.

That hits the spot. Morgan instantly goes as red as a stop sign.

"Oh, well that won't do!" Mom grunts. "It's probably the clothes she's wearing! I think you need something a bit more feminine! Maybe I have something stored around here..."

"That's r-r-really all right." Morgan stammers. "I'm fine-"

"Nonsense!" Mom barks as she grabs Morgan and starts dragging her away. "Come on, let's see if there's something that will fit you!"

"Oh boy, this I have to see!" Cole grins.

"I know." Melissa nods.

"I'm gonna get the camera ready!" Julie snickers, and the three Tomb girls follow.

"Interesting lot you got there." Dad says as he watches the girls disappear into the house. "Where did you find them?"

>Lie. Just say the applied to the company.
>Half truth. You found them in a rough neighborhood.
>Full truth. You got them from the Tombs.
>Other

>>36343691
>>Full truth. You got them from the Tombs.
Seeing as they're gone, no bullshit.

>>36343691
>>Full truth. You got them from the Tombs.
Their not ashamed where they come from, also no reason to lie

>>36343691
>>Full truth. You got them from the Tombs.

>>36343691
>>Full truth. You got them from the Tombs.

We gave them an opportunity.

>>36343691
>Full truth. You got them from the Tombs.
It's not like we can lie to our parents. That, and the fact that they turned out alright shows that we didn't make a poor decision.

>>36343691
>Full truth. You got them from the Tombs.

>>36343691

>Full truth. You got them from the Tombs.

Want to save them from suffering.

>>36343691

>>Full truth. You got them from the Tombs

No shame, no fear.

>>36343691
>Full truth. You got them from the Tombs.

>>36343691
>>Other

>>36343732
>It's not like we can lie to our parents. That, and the fact that they turned out alright shows that we didn't make a poor decision.

Yes, but we cant Not Answer That Now.

Deflect! "Well, they're not ALL from the same place... so why don't we get settled in before reading history, yeah?"

Remember: The girls probably want to FORGET about the tombs.

Don't dredge it up

and for fucks sake, don't tell people who don't need to know shit like that. family is one thing .... but again, imagine if word got out that the most popular idols are gutter trash!

There's being on good terms with your family, and then there's Not Bringing Work Home WIth You.

>>36343691
>>Full truth. You got them from the Tombs.
What purpose would dishonesty have here?

>>36343770
We can tell him about the tombs and just ask him not to bring it up.

>>36343770
The girls aren't here. They left with our mom.

>>36343770
>imagine if word got out that the most popular idols are gutter trash!

yeah, secrets stop being secrets as soon as you tell people who don't need to know.

>>36343781
>What purpose would dishonesty have here?

>>36343814
I'd imagine that a lot of combat Idols come from the tombs. It's not like our performance idols came from there. I doubt anyone would be surprised

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>>36343691
"You know the underlevels of Delta City? That place the call the Tombs?" You say. "That's where I found them."

"Really?" Dad frowns. "I hear it's almost like warzone down there."

"Worse, actually."

"Even more than 'nam 2?"

"Definitely."

"Jesus almighty." Dad sighs. "Glad you got them out of there, then. They seem pretty well adjusted to life topside, though."

"It wasn't easy." You grin.

"I can't imagine it was." Dad laughs.

"But yeah, can we keep this between each other? No point in getting Mom to fuss over it."

"Yeah, I won't mention it to anyone." Dad nods. "Still, that means they're a hardy lot. Think they can beat Nelson's boys?"

Nelson was one of your cousins. His family was all Marines and loved to remind everybody of that fact. They were traditionally the physically toughest.

>The girls might have trouble against them.
>I think it'd be pretty even.
>Oh, the girls will flatten them, no question.
>Other

>>36344027
>>I think it'd be pretty even.

>>36344027
>I think it'd be pretty even.

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>>36344027
>>Oh, the girls will flatten them, no question.
>Marines
>Beating tomb girls

>>36344027
>I think it'd be pretty even.
Why? Wanna wager?

>>36344027
>>I think it'd be pretty even.
Want to place bets?

>>36344027

>I think it'd be pretty even.

No use in bragging.

>>36344027
>>Oh, the girls will flatten them, no question.
They learned from the best, AND his CO

>>36344027
>>Oh, the girls will flatten them, no question.


We have confidence in our girls. Besides they survived captain's training

>"If they can survive Captain's PT course they can handle a marine."

>>36344027
>Oh, the girls will flatten them, no question.

>>36344027
>I think it'd be pretty even.

>>36344027
The Marines are Boy Scouts compared to combat idols

>>36344027

Considering the training they've undertaken, what they've already gone through, and things like Melissa's arm and whatnot, I think they've got a fair shot. However, accounting for sheer experience and ingrained teachings that only family can really bring...egh. Tough call. REALLY tough call. So...

>>I think it'd be pretty even.

>>36344027
>Oh, the girls will flatten them, no question.

>>36344027
>I think it'd be pretty even.

>>36344027
>I think it'd be pretty even.

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>>36344027
"I think it'd be pretty even." You say. "I mean, sure, Nelson's boys have got their Marine training and traditions, but Morgan's from a military family as well, and the other girls grew up in one of the toughest environments in existence, so they've picked up skills you'd never get elsewhere. All in all, I think it'd be an even race."

"And there's something else." Dad notes.

"Well, you remember the Captain? She trained them personally for a while."

"Ah, that would certainly put things in their favor." Dad chuckles. "Well, I'll be rooting for your girls. God forbid Nelson's boys win another football game. They've been insufferable this entire year."

"I'm not surprised." You sigh. "How are Lacy and Kevin doing?"

"Lacy's doing fine. She's expecting another girl this year."

"ANOTHER?" You blink. "That makes... seven, right?"

"Yep." Dad nods. "Kevin's just got back from another overseas trip. The boy just can't stop traveling."

Lacy's family was largely pilots and engineers, so they were all pretty brainy, and quite a number of them were in the Air Force. Kevin was a Navy man through and through, and it showed, with most of his family being sailors of one kind or another.

"So, are you ever going to be tying the knot anytime soon?" Dad jabs you lightly in the ribs. "You said you've hooked up with a nice girl, didn't you? Lord knows, the Army is gonna need some more representation here."

>I can never imagine Jenner having kids.
>I don't think we're quite there yet.
>I'm seriously thinking about it.
>My idols are all I need, really.
>Other

>>36344273
>>I'm seriously thinking about it.

>>36344273
>I don't think we're quite there yet.

>>36344273
>>I don't think we're quite there yet.
We're dating for a couple of months now.

Too soon to tie the knot just yet

>>36344273
>I don't think we're quite there yet.

>>36344273
>I don't think we're quite there yet.
even if we dont get there
>My idols are all I need, really.

>>36344273
>>I don't think we're quite there yet.

>>36344273
>>I don't think we're quite there yet.

>>36344273
>>Jenner and I aren't really quite there yet, but maybe one day, it'd be nice.

>>36344273
>I don't think we're quite there yet.
Gotta give it time

>>36344273
>>I don't think we're quite there yet.

>>36344273
>I don't think we're quite there yet.
It's a nice thing to think about, but not there yet.

>>36344273
>>I don't think we're quite there yet.

>>My idols are all I need, really

Wow, /tg/ is really at a consensus about this.

>>36344376
We only started dating, the thought is nice but give it a bit more time before actual marriage and kids.

>>36344273
>I'm seriously thinking about it.

>>36344273
>>I don't think we're quite there yet.

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>>36344273
"I don't think we're quite there yet." You sigh. "We've only been at this a few months. Still too soon, you know?"

"Well, if you ever do come to a decision, let us know!" Dad gives you a hearty slap on the back. "We'll all be there to celebrate!"

"Heh, I'll keep that in mind." You nod.

"And damn, I wonder what the hell is keeping everybody else." Dad grunts.

"I think I may have just come early." You shrug. You know, work habit and all."

"Maybe." Dad sighs. "Still, the should know better than to keep their elders waiting!"

>Wait for the rest of your family to arrive.
>Go see what Mom and the girls are up to.
>Other

>>36344500
>>Go see what Mom and the girls are up to.

>>36344500
>>Go see what Mom and the girls are up to.

>>36344500
>Go see what Mom and the girls are up to.

Are they baking cookies?

>>36344500
>>Go see what Mom and the girls are up to.

>>36344500
>>Go see what Mom and the girls are up to.

>>36344500
>Go see what Mom and the girls are up to.
>must witness our resident Russian "prince" idol become the princess

>>36344075
>>"If they can survive Captain's PT course they can handle a marine."

This too

>>36344500
>>Go see what Mom and the girls are up to.
to good to pass up

>>36344513
What type of cookies, this is important.
I mean you can always go for the classic sugar and chocolate chip, maybe even the oatmeal rasin, but what about the more exotic cookies?

>>36344552
I imagine burnt, and unediable cookies from all of our idols.

>>36344500
>Go see what Mom and the girls are up to.

>>36344552
Cannabis?

Turns out our Mom has some of her stash for her secret recipe.

>>36344587
Just regular cookies for our idols.

>>36344500
>Wait for the rest of your family to arrive.
Are Lacey and Kevin P-San's aunt/uncle, cousins, or siblings?

>>36344644
Oh dear God, I realized that if they have "tweenage" girls, our idols are going to be swamped...

>>36344663
I imagine a nice mechanic boy going up to Melissa take her by her augmentic arm and say.

"I'll perform maintenance on you everyday."

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>>36344500
"I'm gonna go check on Mom and the girls." You say.

"Sure thing, I'll hold down the fort here, then." Dad nods.

You head into the hou- mansion - and you can immediately hear a commotion coming from...

oh no...

The kitchen.

"You mean to tell me you all full grown girls and none of you have ANY idea how to cook?!" Mom looks at the four girls, bewildered.

All four of your girls shift around nervously. You also notice that Morgan was now dressed in a frilly gothic lolita style dress. Jeez, Mom had such an odd taste in fashion when she was young...

"Well, uh, we never had much reason to." Cole shrugged. "Hell, the concept of gas stoves is a completely new thing to me."

"Totally blew our minds." Melissa nods.

"You make it sound like you were born in a third world country!" Mom tuts.

"Well, uh, we sorta did." Julie answers.

"Not me. It was jut never a priority for me." Morgan says.

"Oh you poor things!" Mom goes into pity mode once again. "Well, now's a good time as any to start!"

"Really, Mom? You're going to teach them NOW?" You finally speak up. "By the way, nice dress, Morgan. You look really cute in it."

And Morgan goes beet red again, much to the amusement of the other girls, though get a hint of a jealous glare from Cole. You make a silent note of this.

"Well, what other time is there, sweetie?" Mom smiles. "I think I can get it done, trust me!"

>Just take it slow, Mom. Basic stuff.
>Might as well give them the full crash course, then.
>Other

>>36344815
>Just take it slow, Mom. Basic stuff.
Best to keep it simple.

>>36344815
>>Just take it slow, Mom. Basic stuff.

We don't want Julie beating dough with her fists, Cole frying steaks by holding them, or Melissa using her arm to slice things.

>>36344815
>You make a silent note of this.

Yup. We're gonna raid someone's old prom dress while we're here.
Cole is the most well-adjusted of the idols, i think - but also gets frustrated at all the things she missed out on, and can't have because fuck the tombs

>>36344815
>Just take it slow, Mom. Basic stuff.

>>36344815
>>Might as well give them the full crash course, then

>>36344815
>>Just take it slow, Mom. Basic stuff.

>>36344846
On second thought, that would be pretty funny.

>>36344815
>Might as well give them the full crash course, then.
EUROPEAN EXTREME MODE

>>36344815
>Just take it slow, Mom. Basic stuff.
>yah that bit about a third world country? Pretty much true so take it slow mom. These girls dont know the first thing about cooking so even some common ingredients and tools will probably go right over their heads. Just start with the absolute basics. They're smart, I'm sure they'll catch on quick.

>>36344815
>>Might as well give them the full crash course, then.

>>36344875
For a second there I thought you hated fun
also
>>36344815
>Might as well give them the full crash course, then.
MAXIMUM FUN

>>36344815
>Just take it slow, Mom. Basic stuff.

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>>36344815

>Might as well give them the full crash course, then.

Quick! What's the simplest Thanksgiving recipe that can be taught to the girls that also has the lowest probability of accidentally burning the house down?

>>36344815
>Might as well give them the full crash course, then.
Work Hard, Play Hard

>>36344903
Pie?

>>36344815
>Just take it slow, Mom. Basic stuff.
Actually, maybe we should have brought Marie with us.

>>36344917
>Pie?
I once nearly set the house on fire trying to bake pie. Not a good choice.

>>36344903
>>36344917
Cranberry sauce. I'd imagine it'd be pretty hard to fuck up homemade cranberry sauce

>>36344815
>Just take it slow, Mom. Basic stuff.

>>36344815
>>Just take it slow, Mom. Basic stuff.

>>36344919
"The Kitchen is the Chef's sanctuary, for not even the Butler can influence his work."

>>36344940
This would be the truth.

>>36344903
>Quick! What's the simplest Thanksgiving recipe that can be taught to the girls that also has the lowest probability of accidentally burning the house down?

OH MAN. Chef mode go. I knew i was staying up for a reason.

Stuffing. (most traditions i know make more than can fit inside the bird, and bake it seperately sot here's enough to go around)

basting the turkey.

Cranberry sauce from scratch is pretty easy - follow recipe, and don't let it boil over

Salad. Cutting garnish and stuff is easy. Dressing is moderately complex if you make it from scratch, but easy if you ahve someone show you how hte first time.

Fish. Its almost as popular around here as a side dish as turkey is.

Potatoes/sweet potatoes is easy - watch the pot so it poils, and poke them until you notice they're done.

>>36344815
>>Other
".... alright, ma, I'll give you a hand. Lets give them the crash course, but start it slow, ok? Be nice to my girls"

>>36344938
You are bad at pie.

>>36344853
Or jealous that Morgan is being praised.

Melissa and Julie's jealously is more lost to the amusement of a flustered Morgan

>>36344993

No, he's a second rate pie-rate, at best.

>>36344993
I'm well aware of that fact.