>>36334303
>[ ] No questions for now

>>36334303
Darn it OP. I was just going to bed so I could get up well rested for work tomorrow.

[ ] No questions for now

>>36334303
>[ ] No questions for now

>>36334303
>[ ] Write in a question
When do i get my lightsaber?

"Nothing I can think of." you respond, unable to think of any pressing concerns you want to bring up with the Assistant Overseer for now. Besides, seeing as nobody's provided you with an itinerary for the day, you assume the rest of the afternoon is yours, and there are probably better things you can be doing with it. Moriana follows suit, just sort of shaking her head, in a predictable continuation of her trend of being entirely untalkative.

"Good. Your group has the remainder of the day with which to familiarise yourselves with the Academy premises and generally settle in. You will report to Overseer Galsenn in Room 23, Wing A, no later than 7 AM tomorrow. Understood?"

You nod silently, seems pretty clear enough.

So. A day to do whatever you like, on scenic Korriban no less. Besides locating room 23A for future reference, there aren't really any pressing matters to go attend to, so the afternoon is your own. For her part, Moriana's already transferring her meagre belongings to her locker. And that other human still seems to be asleep across the room from you both.

[ ] Stay and unpack with your peer
[ ] Go explore the academy alone

(apologies for the slow posts, on a laptop at Bowiefag's place)

>>36334827
>[ ] Stay and unpack with your peer
Lets not go out alone, I don't want bad end.

>>36334827
[ ] Go explore the academy alone
Go cause some trouble

>suggesting it's my fault

But yeah, unpack with Moriana.
Hope she doesn't find our favourite teddy

>>36334827
[ ] Stay and unpack with your peer

>>36334827
[ ] Stay and unpack with your peer
>Hug stuffed astromech droid

>>36334827
who are critical and bowiefag

>>36334827
New place, full of people generally known for indiscriminate violence at best, not to mention a whole bunch of fellow acolytes that actually do have good reason to wish you harm? Yeah, sticking with the a friendly face seems the wisest choice, plus, not having to lug your stuff any further than you have already - not that you brought all that much, bit more than Moriana, but not much. So you decide to stick around.

You drop your bag on the bed, which makes a particularly not-soft sound. You sit down, which is accompanied by a particularly not-soft feeling, too. Might take some getting used to. You then proceed to stand right the heck back up from that uncomfortable slab and start putting your stuff away. Spare clothes and undergarments, a few personal effects, a stuffed astromech you'd rather prefer not to be seen by everybody.

Moriana occasionally looks over at you when she thinks you're not looking, but otherwise doesn't make any attempt to interact.

[ ] Make smalltalk with Moriana
[ ] Finish up in silence

>>36335280
>[ ] Make smalltalk with Moriana

>>36335280
>Make smalltalk with Moriana

>>36335280
[ ] Make smalltalk with Moriana

>>36335268
Critikal does YouTube videos
Bowiefag is a star man, waiting in the sky. He'd like to come and meet us, be he thinks he'd blow our minds.

>>36335280
>[ ] Make smalltalk with Moriana

"So, did you have any favorite games?"
"Whats your favorite animal?"
"How'd you know what a gand was?"

>>36335280
Well, the last attempt at conversation with Moriana didn't go so well, maybe if you just talk about something less personal she'll be more willing to open up. But what do you even say?

"So... excited?"

Moriana looks up, she'd been looking at her new wardrobe, plain black robes, like the ones in your locker. Exciting stuff. "Uh..." she looks thoughtful for a moment. "Yeah, it's a new start, get to learn new stuff, make something of myself, you know?"

Well that's a start, she's actually giving meaningful responses now.

[ ] Keep it casual (see >>36335568)
[ ] Segue to something about her (suggest)
[ ] Ask her to accompany you on a recon of the Academy
[ ] Excuse yourself and explore the Academy

>>36335678
[ ] Keep it casual

>>36335678

[ ] Keep it casual (see >>36335568)

>>36335678
>[ ] Keep it casual

>>36335678
Acompany on a recon, we can always talk on the way. Wouldn't want to disturb that blonde in the back yet anyway.

>>36335678
>[ ] Keep it casual
Sih casual?

>>36335678
>[ ] Ask her to accompany you on a recon of the Academy

>>36335678
So far so good, keep it casual, cosy up a bit more, make yourself an ally. Well, that's the plan at least.

"So, what do you do for fun?"

The human girl pauses a moment as she pulls on a new robe over her head (and other clothes, apparently), before responding. "I didn't get a whole lot of free time, but I guess I liked to tell stories with... uh, with my friends. I liked to explore, too, when I got the chance, I guess."

And that's the part where a normal person probably would've asked a question in response, like 'what about you?', but there you have it. There's an awkward silence for a moment. Then the telltale sounds of movement from the room's other occupant.

As she stands, you quickly become aware that she's, well... imposing, to say the least. Granted you're still a child, but she's tall even by adult human standards. Long blonde hair, which she's in the process of putting up into a ponytail, and a horrific patch of scarring - you're not quite sure if it's burns, lacerations, or both - along the left side of her jaw, continuing underneath some visible cybernetic reconstruction at the hinge. She catches your gaze, shrugs, and carries on as if you weren't staring.

A few more awkward seconds pass as the other acolyte affixes a rebreather to her mouth, pulls on a robe over her underclothes, and leaves the room.

Well... you and Moriana are both done here, by the looks of things.

"Uh, I was going to go look around the grounds. Do you want to join me?"

Huh, well that's a surprise, Moriana asking you the questions now. Not unwelcome though, perhaps you're getting through to her?

[ ] Yes
[ ] No

>>36336082

>[X] Yes

Lets hope we can end up making her the Vader to our Palpatine. She's got good potential.

>>36336082
[ ] Yes

>>36336082
[ ] Yes

>>36336082
>"Sure, friends need to stick together!"

>>36336082
Getting a feel for the layout of the academy building seems like a good plan, and some more time buddying up to a potential ally can't hurt either, right? "Sure, friends should stick together right?"

That gives the girl pause, but that's hardly uncharacteristic for her after all. She tends to get quiet and think for a moment before responding to just about anything you say. "Friends?"

Well if that isn't the most adorable thing you ever did hear. "Yes, we can be friends, right?"

"Yeah, I'd like that."

So there you have it, a new friend.

[ ] Explore the building
[ ] Explore the grounds

>>36336398
[ ] Explore the building

>>36336398
[ ] Explore the building
Need to know where classes are, tardiness around here would be bad.

>>36336398
>[ ] Explore the building
Let's go confirm where that room we have to go tommorow is.
After that we can go get lost in a Sith tomb or something and meet a ghost?ai

>>36336398
[ ] Explore the building
FRIENDSHIP!

>>36336398
Friends? You jedi scum!

>>36336649
Jedi have no friends. Sith killed them all.

Did you retconn the age because
>In addition, they experienced a greatly accelerated growth rate compared to Humans, which contributed to their reaching maturity faster than Humans. Thus a Chiss at the age of 10-years held the physical maturity of a 20-year old Human. This in turn resulted in a culturally-imprinted emotional maturity that was many times above that of their Human counterparts.[8]
I mean, this'll be a little weird, right?

>>36336398
"I think we should look around indoors first," you suggest before heading off, "Wouldn't be good if we forgot to find 23A and were late tomorrow morning, would it?"

"Good call." Moriana agrees. "You should probably wear a robe as well, wouldn't want anyone thinking we don't belong."

Sounds like sound advice. You quickly retrieve one of the voluminous black garments from your own locker and put it on over your casual clothes. It's cold enough about that you won't be too uncomfortable anyway.

"So, shall we?"

Moriana nods, gesturing towards the door for you to lead, quickly enough that it seems less a courtesy and more a reflex. Huh. Regardless, you head on out into the corridors, retracing your earlier steps back to the central section of the building with the staircase. The two of you make your way down to the ground floor, working on what you assume to be the logic of working your way back upwards to the dorms as you go.

Back in the central room on ground level, you can't help but marvel at the hall's centrepiece, an enormous, monolithic stone monument set in the inside of the stairway's spiral. Frog-marched as you were on the way in, there wasn't much time to admire it. It's quite beautiful, in a sort of stark, ancient relic sort of way. Near-black stone, lit in red light, with four faces flattened and carved in the old script of the Sith, you wonder if it perhaps even predates the coming of the Dark Jedi to Korriban.

The fascination is broken briefly as you spy Zakk and Kagg making their way down the corridor to the entrance, and the Valley outside beyond it.

[ ] Call out to them
[ ] Let them go, carry on with Moriana

>>36336826
[ ] Call out to them
Time to gather our little coterie about us.

>>36336811
We could just be a shortstack, boys would appreciate us more that way anyway.

>>36336907
I LIKE that idea.

>>36336826
>[ ] Call out to them

>>36336826
[ ] Call out to them
We did a mental test on them already, lets do a physical one by two vs two combat and study their style and strength

>>36336826

>[X] Let them go, carry on with Moriana

Later down the line, once we cement our alliances, we can interact with them. By which I mean, get them to hate each other in their continuing spiral of competition. In doing so, their hatred empowers them and you create a little feedback loop where you have a button labeled "insecurity" to manipulate them with, keep ourselves out of the line of fire from our peers by letting them hate-boner their way into power, and keep the teachers impressed because this simultaneously makes them unsuited to leadership.

>>36336811
And again I demonstrate my inability to skim accurately by having thought that was mental maturity. Mostly because it also mentions rapid adolescence from 11-12, my bad. Anyway disregard the previous line about being the smallest one there. Looks like we're a big child.

>>36336999
Ugh, no. Christ no.

>>36336826
>[ ] Call out to them

>>36337024
Can we do >>36336907 at least?

>>36336826
[ ] Let them go, carry on with Moriana

>>36336811
I don't see how it's really going to heavily affect the story unless we keep bringing it to the foray.
I mean, you could happily take two different humans of the same age and find they have very different levels of maturity. That said, a sudden growth spurt could be an interesting plot twist and also my magical realm

>>36337040

What's wrong with that? We'd create a two-layer meatshield, gain two puppets and maintain the respect of the only people whose respect matters. There's little downside to the approach, which you could consider that they'd be powerful enough to take up that number one and number two spot in the first place. But this is easily mitigated by being more calculating, neither of them seems to have the attitude or aptitude for planning or strategics. We could easily dispose of them in that way if we'd feel they'd have outlived their usefulness.

>>36337024
We could be mixed race with Chiss being clearly dominant

>>36337094
The problem seems to be that apparently a Chiss of Mylene's age is supposed to be the size of a 20 year old human. Which is bothersome, I really misinterpreted the problem from before, having thought it meant we had the mental maturity and had a rapid growth spurt in the next two years. But I don't want to retcon a whole load of stuff, so I'm going to run with what we have, inb4 Zeltronfags claim we're "not even a chiss any more". We'll have a physical growth spurt in the coming years, and carry on being as adult-minded as we already have been. Anyway, time to write, looks like we're yelling at the twins.

>>36337126
>We could easily dispose of them in that way if we'd feel they'd have outlived their usefulness.
Cue us accidentallying a Liu Bei to oppose our future endeavors.

So yeah, that's a second. I'm more interested in making this hilarious than optimal

>>36336826
>[ ] Let them go, carry on with Moriana

>>36337204
Well, being a late bloomer shouldn't be too uncommon. Could we be naturally short anyway?

>>36336826
Two's company, but four's one more than a crowd, according to the old adage. Time to round up the posse, well, sans the other two aliens.

"Hey, Zakk, Kagg, where're you going?"

The pair turn about in unison, taking a couple of steps back towards you and Moriana, then looking to each other briefly.

"Going to the practice field outside, Zakk can't deal with me beating him at riddles." replies Kagg, and despite the distance, you can quite easily hear that he's smiling as he speaks.

"I'm going to show him that wasting your time on word games won't help him in a real fight!" Zakk quickly counters.

"You girls are welcome to watch me beat him if you want, can't hurt to have witnesses!"

[ ] Go watch them fight
[ ] Carry on exploring
[ ] Ask them to join you
[ ] Ask to fight too

>>36337366
[ ] Ask to fight too

>>36337366

>[X] Go watch them fight

Lets see if we can read their approach to combat from observation.

>>36337366
[ ] Carry on exploring

>>36337366
>[ ] Carry on exploring
Fightan is boring, politics and !!Diplomacy!! is much more fun

>>36337366
>>36337366
>[ ] Ask them to join you
You can always test your strength later, we should find the room we need to be in tomorrow morning first don't you think?

>>36337366
[ ] Ask them to join you
Point they need to know where everything is as much as we do. They can always fight later.

>>36337366
Ayyy []Ask to fight too
study their strength and weaknesses

>>36337535
Changing vote to this, you're right anin.

>>36337366
What a shocking surprise, they're off to go beat each other with training sabers. Seems you did an excellent job of riling them up, they're already poised for an endless back-and-forth of one-upmanship, given the right incentive you might just be able to make them focus on each other and not on you indefinitely. That said, you'd hate to see their firey spirits dampened by getting chewed out for being late on their first day.

"Don't you think you should come find the classroom we need for tomorrow before you go settling scores?"

Neither says anything for a while, until eventually Kagg concedes "She's got a point, Zakk."

"How convenient." the other twin responds with unmistakable scorn.

"Didn't think you were so eager for me to wreck you, can't even wait until after we get our bearings?"

Zakk grabs Kagg by the forearm. "We're doing this now."

Kagg yanks his arm away, glares at his brother. "Get a grip, you want to get us both thrown out because we can't find a stupid room?"

Well. As much as the Sith promote using anger and hate for strength, you're reasonably sure letting them get the better of you isn't what they have in mind, and that's definitely what Zakk's doing now. He meets Kagg's glare, squares up to him, and, with a roar, takes a swing, a pretty excellent right hook into his twin's jaw, if you do say so yourself.

[ ] Ignore them, find the classroom
[ ] Watch them fight it out
[ ] Try to break it up
[ ] Try to get someone else to break it up

>>36338079
>[ ] Try to break it up
"Trying to be one step in front of each other will only make you five steps behind everyone else here!"
"Look at your own weakness in your petty squabble and learn from it!"

>>36338079
>Ignore them, find the classroom

>>36338079
[ ] Try to break it up
I realize you two are competitive but infighting like this is what cost us victory over the republic, now knock it off.

>>36338152
This

>>36338079
>[ ] Ignore them, find the classroom

>>36338079
Watch the fight, intervene if it goes on too long

>>36338079
>[ ] Ignore them, find the classroom
Boys will be boys, idiots will be idiots. breaking it up will only make us a target in their eyes.

Oh dear. 3 each for ignore and break it up. Going to leave a few more minutes and see if we get a tie-break.

>>36338152
>>36338079
Seconding

>>36338152
>>36338079
Seconded

>>36338079
>[ ] Ignore them, find the classroom

>>36338079
>[ ] Ignore them, find the classroom

>>36338505
>>36338513
>>36338520
>>36338545
Huehuehuehuehue

>>36338079
>[ ] Ignore them, find the classroom

>>36338079
[ ] Try to break it up

>>36338079
>[ ] Try to break it up

>>36338079
Well, this is getting a bit... polarised.

Fuck the police, first d20 roll above 15 decides between break it up and ignore the ruckus.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

Ignore um

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>36338619

Tell them that if they get expelled, or worse, only one of them gets expelled, they'll never truly break the score.

Then fuck off to class without bothering with the results.

>>36338079
>Ignore them, find the computer room

>>36338646
The gods have willed it so!

>>36338646
Alea Vult!

>>36338619
This is generally why you don't go "I'll leave it for five minutes"
It only invites samefagging

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>>36338646
Nice roll

>>36338646
Sith can't get expelled though.

I say we should use >>36338152, maybe appeal a bit more to the Sith side of things, then bugger off.

>>36338771

I just tossed up the first compromise option I could think of that didn't fuck up both points of view in the process.

>>36338828
You're a good man Anon.

>>36338646
crits wills it
---
Well, sparring you could get behind, a bit of wholesome violence that everyone can benefit from, but a sudden fistfight in the halls doesn't help anybody. Just hurt faces, hurt feelings and getting into a lot of trouble, potentially.

"Hey, quit it!" you yell, as Kagg's still recoiling from the blow, bringing a hand up to gingerly rub his face. Neither of them seems to want to listen, as they soon thereafter put up their fists ready to properly duke it out.

"Hey! Do you want to get yourselves thrown out, or worse? Then you'll never get to settle this!"

That seems to get through to Zakk briefly, and he hesitates... only to let Kagg land a vicious sucker-punch to his brother's solar-plexus, dropping him to his knees.

"Get up, we're going to find that classroom."

---
And now this laptop is kill. So I'm going to disappear for maybe 30 minutes then carry this thing on from home.

>>36338878

Thanks.

>>36338901
Goddamnit you bastard questlords murdering my technology. Now i have to post from my stupid phone!

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>>36338901
Fixed the laptop!
So while CCr is traversing the horrible night-rain, let's discuss:
What do we do about our Chiss' age?
Or if you'd all rather a less inflammatory topic, What else did we bring with us?
Or just post more pictures like this.

>>36339438
> What do we do about our Chiss' age?

Stop bringing it up ffs?

>>36339438
>What do we do about our Chiss' age?
We are a late bloomer and will grow soon?

>>36339438

Handwave it and don't actively bring it up until it becomes relevant, at which point it becomes exactly what the plot/QM needs it to be?

>>36339438
We're youngish and a late bloomer because chiss force sensitives are screwy by racial standards in the first place, handwavium complete. Only bring it up as need be. I figure we bought our plush droid, maybe a practice foil *actual steel* and some clothes. not much else is needed or wanted.

>>36339438
>What else did we bring with us?

A small pouch of poison or is that too cowardly? I see it as more of a strategic resource, sly and underhanded.

>>36339438
I'd like it if we grew up as a bit of a late bloomer, but are naturally short anyway.

>>36339474
>>36339506
>>36339514
>>36339557
Well then, good to see we're all agreed

>>36339733
ur a faget

>>36339670

I'd prefer an average-to-tall height, slender build. Not too assuming, but not incapable of making an impression when you need to.

>>36339779
I'd rather be somewhat petite with an hourglass build

>>36339779
>>36339859
How about we let qm dice determine it within reason.

>>36339859
Stop trying to waifu the PC

>>36339882
>Dice
Hell naw

>>36339882

That's fair. It's mostly that for someone in a leadership position, being short means you'll often not get as much respect as someone who's tall. But I'll take dem QM dice above a shitstorm over it any day.

>>36339891
So much this. Every damn quest.

>>36339928
Like I said within reason someone scrawny or fat wouldn't make it as a sith so she'd be fit at the very least. and CCr would have control to negate rolls that he didn't like or that wouldn't make sense.

>>36339951
But then consider that manlet's commit far more evil acts then their less pathetic counterparts so perhaps they get a bonus to all force rolls

>>36340021

Palpatine didn't exactly need to be a shorty in order to be intimidating. The point is that we're not alien enough, too humanoid, to be intimidating while short. Most people wouldn't take us seriously, and in a leadership role that's not really what you want.

>>36338901
Zakk looks up at Kagg. Even from this distance you can tell it's a look of absolute hatred and disgust. But, somehow, he contains himself and doesn't force the fight any further. Without breaking his death gaze save to blink, he eventually says something too quietly for you or Moriana to hear, then Kagg starts to walk back towards you, humbled twin brother in tow.

"We'll come with you to find the room, then we finish what we started here. You two are still welcome to come and observe. So, lead the way."

You oblige, letting the twins fall into step behind you and Moriana bring up he rear. Little do they know you're just guessing which direction to go. About halfway down the first major corridor - heading towards the room you met the two Assistant Overseers in, assuming it might be nearby - Zakk moves in closer to you, not-quite-whispering "I had him, if you hadn't distracted me..."

[ ] Ignore him, keep walking
[ ] Answer him (write in)

>>36340069
>>36340021

Excuse me, I meant "in order to be powerful in the Force". I'm not really working at 100% today.

>>36340075

[ ] Answer him ("Let him have his little moment. I'm sure you'll find the time to repay him.")

>>36340137
This

>>36340075
>"Did you want to win a fair contest, or a fight you started without warning?"

>>36340137
Third

>>36340075
[ ] Answer him (write in)
Fighting on this first day is a sign of weakness and leaves you exposed. If you want to beat him so badly do it where everyone can see.

>>36340075
"Tell me, what would have happened if you had killed him?"
"For the moment, you would have become the better twin in everyone's eyes, the scion of your father, the prodigy of the academy."
"Then what would have happened? You would have been singled out as the one boy at the academy everyone would have wanted to kill, why? Because you're the son of a dark lord, and you've proved yourself to be competent. Do you know what that means? That means anyone who killed you would have been better, making them a greater sith."
"There is a time to show your power and strength, and in that time your anger and hatred must be used as a scalpel, not a hammer. If you do that, then it will be clear who the superior brother is."

>>36340160
Second

>>36340137
>>36340160
>>36340179
>>36340221
All of these are good

>>36340160
seconding this specifically. as much as >>36340221 is a great speech, it's a bit over-the-top for the situation.

>>36340459
ur not a faget anymore

>>36340075
You fall back a pace, walking abreast with the human boy, makes talking a little easier. "Maybe, but you show your hand this early, it just makes you a target... You'll get your chance, and when you beat him, make sure it's as public, humiliating and devastating as possible, so he never has the capacity to take revenge."

Good paraphrasing there. You're quite sure an old war scholar, maybe even a Sith Lord as well, once advised something along the lines of never injuring a person unless you mean to injure them so badly they cannot return the favour. Zakk, for his part, snarls, scowls, but doesn't actually dispute you. He may be hotheaded, but he can grasp logic when it's spoonfed to him.

There's a tense silence among you for the next few seconds as your group walks the halls, and you're beginning to suspect that Kagg overheard your advice when Moriana points out a small sign set into the wall identifying the area as Wing A. Further inspection finds a nearby door labelled 15. Can't be far from 23, then. Finding 16 on one side confirms which direction you need to go, and following that very quickly leads you to 23. The room inside looks like yet another average classroom, desks and chairs affair, kind of anticlimactic after all that.

Kagg is the first to speak, blatantly proud of his earlier victory and eager to test his mettle against Zakk once again. "Well then, this won't be hard to find again. You two want to watch us duel, or..?"

---
Well, the choice to watch the fight or keep on exploring will be up to y'all in the next OP, until then, do feel free to build consensus on Mylene's future appearance and what she brought with her, too. I reserve the right to veto things like poison and whatnot, nothing outside the reasonable realm of clothes, accessories and personal effects.

It's been a blast as always, love you guys.

Well, before I turn in for the night, I'll toss my vote in for an average or tall height with no specific preference on anything else.

Good night, fellas. Thanks for running, QM.

>>36340614
Thanks for running CCr.

>>36340666
Agreed.

>>36340666
I see what you're up to, Satan...

>>36340614
I'm going to put my vote in for a shortstack

>>36340838
>>36340614
I'll second that.
Preferably with really long hair.

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>>36340793

There is no need to be upset.

>>36340614
Ending already? Darn.

I'd prefer to be a generally short Chiss, maybe with an hourglass frame. Waist/shoulder length hair. Not sure about what Chiss hair color can be though, so I'm going to say black.

>>36340666
>>36340720
>>36340838
>>36340847

How about we compromise with a slightly shorter than average build?

>>36340838
>>36340874
these fellas have it down wouldnt mind her being tall but short is good too

>>36340920
See though, that rinks the effect.

>>36340920
A compromise isn't what anyone really wants though.

Although, I will admit, I'm not talking about making her a midgit

>>36340931
>>36340874
>>36340847
>>36340838
Seems we have our winner. Unless our QM vetos

>>36341120
I hope so

>>36341120
I hope so short people always duck everything up when it matters

>>36341896
>>36342102
Anon you're a faggot.

>>36340838
And I'm going to say pls no.

>>36340666
>average or tall height
I'll go with that

Darn, I'm late. Oh well, may as well stick in A vote.
>>36340838
>>36340847
>>36340874
These please.

>>36340874
Pretty sure Chiss have blue hair that matches their skin in most cases

>>36343707
they also commonly have black hair

...I think we made a big mistake.

>>36346253
Where?

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>>36336999
I support this. If we think friendship is going to get us through the Sith Academy, we're deluded. Manipulation and control. We're making a good start by claiming to be "friends" with people.

Also there's a prohibition on murder, no one said anything about restricting mutilation however. Rivals we can't control should have their hands severed.

>>36347869
Also voting for average height, athletic build

>>36347934
Given we're Sith athletic is probably going to be given, never make it out of academy otherwise.

>>36347944
Have you seen some of the Sith around the galaxy? Bunch of fat lardasses.

Especially in TOR, for some reason half of the galaxies population is morbidly obese

>>36347953
Modeled after the people who play them or just for the lulz, Realistically(for Star wars anyways) You'd need to be fit to light saber duel. Otherwise it'd be piss easy to get run through or shot.

>>36347981
Or you could just go lie on a couch Jaba style and eat grapes while you throw the saber around with the force

>>36347953
Don't knock the heavy Sith, hell, Darth Baras sits on the Dark Council.

...literally

>>36348006
They cannot stand before his might

...because they are underneath him and he is too heavy

>>36348000
Still really easy to get blasted, surface area and all that. Not to mention too big and they can call in an airstrike.

>>36340838
>>36340874
Just woke up, putting in my vote for this

>>36340874
Seconding this, sounds great.

>>36348437
>>36349295
Now more people have seconded that than this quest has had players...

>>36349322
What do you mean?

>>36349322
Obviously it is one sa medal one wants a pathetic character to waifu

>>36349738
Fucking auto correct
Obviously it is one samefag who wants to waifu our character

>>36349390

Quests have a unique post counter. We've been getting "Seconded!" posts about the shortstack thing since the QM opened discussion on the subject without it increasing despite many more votes appearing than previous votes.

Ergo; we have one very persistent samefag trying to push shortstack.

>>36351775
I wish we had the poster identification stuff some of the other forums have. A unique code for each poster in a thread will put the samefags in their place

>>36352132
not really, you can switch IP's in less than a minute and beat the 1 minute cooldown pretty easily

only way to truely beat samefags is for everyone to remain cool, calm and civil, after all we're all here for fun

>>36352181
Well it's also about making the samefagging more difficult. Sure you'll have some autistic sorts that will push past the barrier to ensure they get their waifus, but it's the more impediments there are, the less inclined they'll be to use the workaround.

>>36352181

No, he means that there are image boards that assign Poster Identity codes to people based on your computer ID, which is in turn based on the number of parts in your computer. A samefag would have to post, turn off their computer, swap out hardware, turn it back on, and post again to get a different poster ID value. Proxies or IPs don't work for it and even if you beat 4chan's existing samefag detection system, you wouldn't beat the poster ID.

>>36352268
>based on your computer ID, which is in turn based on the number of parts in your computer.
That's not how poster ID tags work at all...

>>36352302

Oh, my bad. I've been misinformed, then.

>>36352315
Yeah that kind of info, mac address stuff and internal localised network and part configuration codes and such, 4chan cannot access without a rootkit or serious malware on your system.

It's still very inconvenient to get around, and significantly harder than what measures are currently in place, but its not impossible and if you know what you're doing its fairly simple to set up something so you just click a button and wait half a minute and you've got a new ID. Though I don't imagine most samefags would go to the effort required

>>36351775
>Quests have a unique post counter. We've been getting "Seconded!" posts about the shortstack thing since the QM opened discussion on the subject without it increasing despite many more votes appearing than previous votes.
But that's fucking wrong.
There's 35 unique IPs in this thread

>>36355393

Yes. And like I said, they haven't increased since the "second!" posts started showing up. Compared to earlier votes, where we didn't have nearly this much voting or deliberating going on, that still presents a pretty significant mismatch. As such, it's not a big stretch to assume the samefag's resetting his IP like a motherfucker to try and fool the unique poster count without realizing that 35 unique posters in a thread that gets not nearly that amount of votes per decision is kind of glaringly fucking suspicious.

>>36355393
Over its lifetime yes, but actively voting at the end of the thread after the last update? No, especially when most say thanks, maybe a bit of discussion and then close the thread.

It's pretty clearly samefagged.

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How is this thread still alive?
But yeah the sheer volume of dubious seconding for shortstack waifu is pretty much the main thing making me not want to do it.
That, and that it isn't my preferred waifu style.

>>36355765
Star wars is big in tg I guess, like I said your roll it up within reason and go from there.

>>36355765
>That, and that it isn't my preferred waifu style.
Based OP, tall wimminz best wimminz

>>36355765

Bumping magic.

That said, you've got the executive decision. You're the QM. Worst possibility is that you alienate the other guy that genuinely wanted shortstack or so, best one is that the samefag is disgusted with the "majority" not winning and bailing on the quest.

>>36355765
Should've just went with mixed race, then we could've still been kinda-Chiss but developed normally

>>36356772

We already settled that earlier in the thread. Chill. Just don't pay attention to it and it'll fix itself when it becomes relevant.

>>36356856
It'll only fix itself if we're going to be out the acadamy quickly, otherwise we'll be basically a 20 year old woman dominating small children

>>36357225

Or through the magic of don't-look-at-the-age-number, we're as old as OP needs us to be for the sake of the plot. You know, the age being constructed out of handwavium.