Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>36324678
eenie meenie miney mo
Even bin it, odd open it.

>>36324678
What did we do with the last one of these? Opened it, right? And what happened last time?

I think that plot is calling for us
>Open it

>>36324678
Guy I think next time we are alone with her we should give Marie a the full details on everything. Tell her all we know about our powers, essentially just recap the quest to her.

>>36324678
Open it in plastic bag/see taught bin using chopsticks/tongs/stick or something, depending on what we have. Wear some gloves too.

>>36324678

Open that shit up!

>>36324678
Just open the damn letter.

>>36324744
Or better jet borrow Mikes robot for it (ask him!).
Who knows what magical trap might be on it.

>>36324775
>better jet

east eurofag is that you?

I have to miss out on a chuckles thread again

payment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfJ7LQn8kp8

I slip the envelope up and rip it open at one end.

Shaking it out over the desk, a letter falls out, neatly folded. Eyebrow quirked, I pick the letter up and read it quickly, a short letter all in all.

'Dear Mr Speltin. We are pleased with your continued efforts. Feel free to continue as you are.'

"What in the fuck?" I mutter under my breath, as Eri walks out. "What the shit is this?" I demand, being resolutely ignored by Eri, a shrug of her shoulders.

The other girls are staring at me now, confusion evident on their faces.

>Write in

>>36324947
"You know what. No. I don't care. Fuck this. I'm done." Toss the letter out and go to bed.

>>36324947
"It just says 'we are pleased with your continued efforts, feel free to continue as you are'. What in the actual fuck? What 'we'?"

>>36324947
Welp, we were gonna keep doing what we do anyway

chuckles you wouldn't be getting super meta with us, would you? Does your name start with M?
Or maybe the M just stands for Meta or some shit

>>36324947
Toss it, Sleep.

>>36325032
Wait what if M means "Me". "Me" meaning us. We are the ones pleased with his actions, we are the shadow company that's guiding his path. Maybe these aren't the choice he would have made but we have some control over him.

>>36324947
Write in the letter "k, thx, bai".
Put in the envelope and then on the mailbox.

>>36325076
It was a hand delivered letter, I don't think it has return to sender.

>>36325076
No. Thqt mightcbe seen as accepting a contract.

>>36324947
"Ugh. Some cunt is having a laugh at my expense."
Show the letter around.
"Anyway, so my parents are apparently actually superpowered, and my brother Mike is one of those superscience robotics guys. I really think he could make money off of it. A normal maid robot for people that want a Roomba that can do more than just vacuum floors, and a more adult version for lonely shut-ins. Rosa, does your family do anything with robotics?"

"Fuck this." I bin the letter and climb into bed. It's late into the night now anyway and I have school tomorrow. Ew. Not to mention the ball. Ech.

Soon enough, I have others clamber in around me, but I'm already long asleep, forgetting the bullshit letter.

In the morning, I extracate myself from the bed carefully, packing for school and showering, even make some breakfast for everyone else as they get ready.

The walk to school is uneventful, city workers are fixing the torn up street, while gardeners work our lawn back together, fixing the damage of the laser blasts.

At lunch, I excuse myself from the table to take a piss, coming out to find Chad and a squad of his chadlings laughing at the mirror with they chromosonally challenged laughter. Chad spots me in the mirror and spins around, quick smart and strides over, quickly pinning me to a wall by the neck.

"Well if it ain't tha faggot who stole mi vodka." He grins, breath strong enough with fumes to strip paint. "And he's alllll alown in ere isunt he?"

I can feel him starting to slide me up the wall, forearm pushing my chin up as I try to stand on my tip toes.

>What do?

>>36325284
Mentally call out for Claire, maybe her super-protective powers will tell her we're in trouble
If that fails, take it like a bitch.

>>36325284
Shove your finger down his throat and do a runner while he's recovering from puking his guts out.

>>36325284
Kick him in the balls.
Our leg is positioned perfectly for it.
Once he lets go, run, find Claire and Rosa, and get them to beat the Chadlings into paste.

What are they going to do, say a GIRL beat them up?

>>36325284
"Has your vocabulary become even worse during the school year. Like I'm not saying you were William Shakespeare but dear lord man."

>>36325284
"It was water."
Try to get to claire.

>>36325284
Shove thumb in his eyeball, and kick him in balls. Hold his head by the eyeball.

I done this in real life so many times, works every time they don't block their face. Prefect self defense.

>>36325284
"Dude you did here about how I have the maps right?"

>>36325470
I have no idea what you're trying to say, anon.

alright, just to pre empt bitching

>Talk it out
>Hurt him and run

>>36325284
>For the last time, Chad, I'm not gay! Please stop asking me to go with you to the dance.

>>36325530
*mumps

>>36325551
>Hurt him and run

>>36325551
Talk it out

>>36325551
>Talk it out

He'll listen to reason! I'm sure!

>>36325551
>Insinuate that he's a gay man and alienate him from his fellows

Also, it's nice to see that you aren't dead!

>>36325551
Hit and run.

>>36325551
>Talk it out

>>36325551
Use violence, while explaining how gay he is to his fellows.

>>36325613
Here.
>>36325551
>>36325565
Changing my vote to this.

Determined to outsmart him, I choke out a few words, "For the last time Chad, I'm not into you that way! Stop asking me to go to the ball with you."

Chad growls and punches the wall next to my head. "You callin me a faggot?" His cronies snicker behind him. "I... ain't a faggot!" He slings me around, hurling me across the room, I crash spine first into a sink, grimacing and holding in a yelp of pain.

The chadlings disperse and OOOOOH with amusement as Chad pops his knuckles, standing between me and the only door.

>Go for the window, its small, but im skinny
>Go for a stall, the doors lock
>Fight Chad
>Try and get around him

>>36325864
>Go for the window, its small, but im skinny
Legs first so he doesn't catch us and rape us

>>36325864
"Chad think about it this way. You could beat me up and most likely kill me in the process, that action however would probably put a huge black mark on your resume. If you don't end up in jail you'll probably never be able to play professional sports ball.

>>36325864
>Go for a stall, the doors lock
Might be able to text Claire or something.

>>36325864
What floor are we on? I don't want to jump out the window if the fall will kill us anyway...

If first floor >Go for the window, its small, but im skinny

If not

>Fight Chad

It's not hard to break down a bathroom stall.

>>36325864
Curl up away from him, wait for him to get close, donkey kick right in his nuts.

Spin while he's hunched over and you're crouched down, and as you stand up smash his nose in with the back of your head.

>>36325864
>Fight Chad

Climbing out the window takes time, unless we are stunned, we are just bending over and offering our ass to the faggot.
Stall doors can be broken or held really easy.
Getting around him, and couple more people? Not likely.

We need to stun Chad. Poke him in eye, kick in groin, or spit in eyes.

>>36325864
>Fight Chad
Fight dirty, preferably inflict permanent injuries.

>>36325968
cont
Or alternatively try to make him pull down our clothes, and scream rape.

>>36325864
Kick him in the nuts, elbow to the back of the neck. Call him a faggot When he's down and hope that his friends won't rape us.

I run forward, and kick him straight in the dick, the point of my foot colliding with his soft man meat, I think I felt one of his balls explode, before I crash an elbow into his face, just as he was bending over.

My time getting fit actually pays off, and the asshole goes down, his head smashing into the ugly, piss stained green tiles of the bathroom.

"You don't fuck with me, okay?" I yell, egged on by adrenaline. His chadlings all flicker suddenly, and disappear, flitting shadows which run into his body.

Ooooooooh. I thought they all looked the same.

Chad lies snivelling and holding himself on the floor. Beyond words, he just looks up at me, eyes begging for mercy, or something to stop the pain at least.

>What do

>>36326145
Walk out.

>>36326145
So the bitch has powers eh?
Tell the cops about the attack i guess

>>36326145
Kick him while he is down?

We could forgive him, and try to become bros, but he will betray us, and be an ass.

Just make him regret messing with us.

>>36326145
Nice, deep breath, then walk out like nothing happened.

>>36326145
Wait it was only him in here? Who was oohing and snickering then? Ah well help him up and get him to the nurse.

>>36326173
No.

Let's go full Wiggin.

Kick him until he stops sobbing.

>>36326145
As someone who almost had one of his balls exploded I can say no one deserves it. Get him to the nurse.

>>36326145
Just leave.

>>36326177
I think the oohing and snickering was just an illusion.

>>36326145
Your fucking serious? We know his secret now.. I'm not sure we can let him go... to prevent word getting out he may do some fucked up shit.

Seconding >>36326195

>>36326145
Flip him on his back, put our foot down on his throat.
"You thought that you could go around, pushing people around just because they were weak and had no powers? You think I should let you go, after all the shit you did against me?
"You stay quiet about this. If people found out you got your bitch ass fucked up by me, you'll be the bitch of the superpowered crowd.
"And you try anything like this again..."
Leave the threat unsaid. Then kick him in the ribs before leaving.

>>36326145
"Call a truce. I'll help you to the nurse, we call this an accident and go our separate ways, and never bother each other again."

>>36326145
>This stops now.
>walk out

>>36326195
Peter Wiggin?

[We need some nails, and something to remove skin with]

>>36326145
"Don't bother me again."

>>36326251
Second

>>36326145
>>36326243
This. Also, say that he's still a faggot.

>>36326259
Love that guy, best hegemon of my life

>>36326145
Walk out, end the fight.
Be the bigger background character.

>>36326145
>>36326251
seconded

Don't go full sociopath guys..

>>36326259
You know, a monitor is something I'd actually expect to exist in a setting like this.

>>36326145
This is why you always leave a way out.

Ok, another idea, take off our (or his) belt and spank him?
BDSM time!

>>36326380
No.

>>36326380
oh god

we should call Rosa

kidnap this guy

we now have a reason to have a rape dungeon

>>36326380
>>36326394
What?

>>36326380
Dude... no we´re not some creepy rapist no matter what Claire says.

>>36326380
No.

>>36326394
>>36326380
Jesus Christ.. No. What's wrong with you.

I take a deep breath, and try to regain some calm, working the brittle spot on my spine. "I'm leaving." I tell him, and walk out.

The door swings shut and I walk back to the cafeteria, massaging my back as I sit down with everyone.

"Why'd ya take so long, did you fall in or something?" Rosa asks.

I take a slow bite of my sandwich, before answering.

>Write in

>>36326403
The levd crew reporting in.
Never mind us.
Seriously we should advance plot instead of levds this time.

>>36326429
We gave Chad a spanking in the bathroom?

>>36326429
"...you know, I'm thinking maybe I actually have some anger issues."

Tell them about it, be a bit ashamed that you lost your temper.

>>36326429
>Chad is either no longer a problem, or a massive one.

>>36326436
That's not lewd that's sadistic. I'm fine with lewds. Raping a guy you hate and locking him in a dungeon is fucked up. Don't generalize yourself to the rest of us.

>>36326429
Chad tried to corner me with his posse, i kicked him in the nuts. Turns out his posse are shadow duplicates or something.

>>36326429
"Chad was gonna beat me up. Kicked him in the balls"

>>36326429
"Chad picked a fight with me. I fucked him up by crushing one of his balls and putting my elbow into his face. Thanks for getting me /fit/, by the way, Claire.
"Turns out those Chadlings he has with him are actually Chadlings. Seems his power is to create shadow clone cronies of himself."

>>36326429
"Chad, as it turns out he's not as tough as he makes himself out to be."

>>36326429
I needed to pee.
So i did.
And for aeons they shall remember how much i pissed today.

>>36326429
"Chad tried to jump me. Don't think he counted on me standing up for myself."

"Went down like a bitch."

>>36326429
>I just took the biggest shit of my life, ya shoulda seen it, it was so huge

>>36326465
I'm not trying to be lewd, I'm trying to be sadistic.

>>36326465
Look at this normalfag.
Where you think you are?

>>36326530
In a quest where we've repeatedly avoided these actions because we don't want to end up on the "Bad Guy" Radar.

Chad is a piss ant and this is not worth tipping over into the evil spectrum.

There are other quests where rape dungeons are literally a thing.

Chad can make illusionary people and makes guys instead of girls? Definitely gay. I wonder if he gets his powers from Danny, because it seems the powers transfer based on what the other person thinks is intimate contact not necessarily what Danny does.

>>36326560
>There are other quests where rape dungeons are literally a thing.

Rape Dungeon Master is my favourite quest on /tg/.

>>36326606
That's nice, just remember what quest you're curretly in.

>>36326599
Creepy As Fuck. Explains why he's always picking on Danny singularly. Danny is actually the power generator for the whole setting. Everyone draws power from Danny.

>>36326606
https://archive.moe/tg/search/subject/Reclaiming%20Might%20Quest/

>>36326530
>>36326560
He does have a point. Let's not build a rape dungeon.
I like how most of this discussions taken out of context would get us in a mental health hospital.

"Chad tried to corner me in the toilets, drunk off his arse. I crushed one of his balls with a surprise attack." I lean over and kiss Claire, "Thanks for making me stronk by the way."

Claire snorts and swats me away, inhaling more of her government money bought taco.

"Is he gonna die... or... I mean was he bleeding or anything?" Rosa asks, looking concerned. "I mean, he's a piece of shit, but.. I mean, losing a nut is bad, right?" Mia nods along with her.

"Chad's a faggot who's been picking on us for years." Claire counters back, "Let him learn a lesson. He punched you for drinking water at his party for fucks sake."

Everyone looks at me expectantly.

>Help Chad to the nurse
>Leave him be
>Other

>>36326639
Background Rapist Quest? Dungeon Edition

>>36326648
>Reclaiming Might Quest
No thanks, I love a good rape as much as the next anon, but I could never even get past the dumbass disclaimer about "real evil" in that quest.

>>36326661
"Fine we'll go help him to the nurse. But you gotta help carry him"

>>36326661
>Help Chad to the nurse
Fiiine...

>>36326669
LAWL I WANT TO RAEP BUT ITS NOT EVIL! Woo woo Woo Real evil? I'm just a Rapist!

>>36326661
...might as well tell a teacher that chad slipped while taking a piss. Hit the urinal with his nuts, hard, fell onto his face.

>>36326661
>Help Chad to the nurse
"You're all right. He needs to learn a lesson, but I want to make sure that it's the *right* lesson."

>>36326661
>Leave him be
He'll live.

>>36326661
>Help Chad to the nurse
Okay, we'll bow to Rosa's and Mia's moral compass.
This time.

Drag Chad to the Nurse's Office. We'll say that "he tripped".
And by drag, I mean literally drag.

>>36326661
>Help Chad to the nurse
Fine!

>>36326686
Oh no, look at all that capslock, I sure look stupid now!

>>36326661
>Help Chad to the nurse
But you're helping too. ALso he can make shadow clones so watch out for that if he gets pissy.

>>36326661
>Help Chad to the nurse

This makes everything worse. Danny is outed for beating him up and gets detention/suspended whatever.

Chad is seen being carried to the nurse by Danny killing his rep and angering him.

>>36326722
Oh thank God you got it. I was worried I was being too subtle.

>>36326661
>Literally drag his sorry ass to the nurse

>>36326661
>>Help Chad to the nurse
>But you're helping too. Also he can make shadow clones and might beat us up with numbers, as hes done before.

>>36326661
>Leave him be

>>36326599 is true.

If we get him help, he'll take this as a sign that we like him.

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Whats the nurse like?
Can we have sadistic nurse?

I have to say, I'm impressed with you guys.

I'm haven't seen a quest yet where the players vote to have the protagonist fucked in the ass by a huge cock while he blows another, then the very next day in-quest, call another character a massive faggot.

The hypocrisy is astounding.

>>36326884
Actually, he got DP'd, not spot roasted.

>>36326884
It's not homosexual if you're a girl.

"Fiiiiiiiiiiine. But you lot have to help me carry him then." I cram my sandwich into my mouth and hurriedly chew on the way back to the toilets.

I shove the door open, ignoring stares as I lead the girls in. Chad looks up, staring fearfully up at me as I approach, spotting Claire in tow.

"Lucky day dickhead, I'm taking you to the nurse." I tell him, dragging him to his feet. With shunting and balance support from everyone, we walk the jock through the halls to the nurse's office.

She gasps as Chad waddles in, a bruise forming on his temple already, "What happened here?" She asks suspiciously, as Chad whimpers.

>He slipped into the urinal, crushed his balls
>Ninjas did it
>We had a fight, I won

>>36326661
>Help Chad to the nurse
Kawaii in the streets yo. Gotta do the right thing.

>>36326911
>He slipped into the urinal, crushed his balls, because ninjas were coming in through the window.

>>36326911
>We had a fight,

>>36326911
>>He slipped into the urinal, or something. Found him like this in bathroom.

>>36326884
>where the players vote to have the protagonist fucked in the ass by a huge cock while he blows another
>implying the players voted for that and it wasn't just samefagging

>>36326951
>>36326911
This

>>36326911
>It was the Neo-Hojokage clan again, ma'am

>>36326909
It is if you're a guy who only turns into a girl so that you can get filled with cocks.

>>36326901
Fair enough. Still doesn't change that Danny's sucked more cock in the past month than most OPs do in a year.

>>36326911
>>36326936
This is actually probably believable in this town.

>>36326911
>Probably ninjas or something, found him in the bathroom.

>>36326959
I'm pretty sure we got kidnapped during school by some cyber-ninja's last year, and it was brushed off like a mundane, if annoying, disruption.

>>36326911
>He slipped in the bathroom
"Someone should really get in there to clean the piss off the floor."

>>36326884
It's only gay if we're a guy and having sex with men, and probably is we're a girl and have sex with women

>>36326911
>Ninjas

This will be our go-to answer from now on.

If anything happens, we blame ninjas the moment we see someone else.

Then we get a cute kunoichi sent after us and Claire does some lewd orgasm denial stuff on her.

>>36326955
Players did vote for that. Rosa and Claire also loved it, and love us for being their slut, so ultimately it was cool.

>>36326972
We've actually blamed things on ninjas before, nobody even questioned it. On the other hand, that 'happened' outside the school, they might scrutinize something happening on school grounds a little more closely. I've been wrong about that sort of thing before though.

>>36327036
Whatever you want to believe. Players had voted to wait for Claire's "surprise" whenever butt-fucking ever came up before.

Ninjas is probably the most plausible response that doesn't get us in trouble.

>>36326968
Danny hasn't actually sucked dick yet, so you're wrong there.

>>36327077
Danni did once, I think. Though we should probably lay off on the "No, that's gay" argument so we don't get seen as a hypocrite when we try to lez it up with Eri.

>>36327123
Honestly it doesn't make to much sense. Remember when Claire and us got called a dyke and faggot when we started dating.

>>36327123
Nope, we gave a handjob to Claire, got fucked by Claire and had the DP with Claire and Rosa, that's it.

>>36327146
Personally, I think that if there's someone cute, whether they're a boy or a girl, then we should try to fuck them?

"Ninjas came in through the bathroom and he slipped. Must have crushed one of his... um man parts." I mutter, trying to affect being sheepish.

The nurse clucks and pulls Chad away. "Oh no, poor boy. I know just how to cheer you up." She grins, picking up a knee mallet. With a look over her shoulders she grins at us. "Thanks kids, you can go."

On the way out, she taps Chad's knee and he howls in pain as his leg jerks. The last thing we hear as the door shuts is the nurse humming.

Strange lady that nurse.

Ah well, end of lunch bells ringing.

Mr O. doesn't even bother teaching today, as everyone chats excitedly about the ball tonight, he leans back in his desk chair, smoking casually as the clock ticks forward.

Mia and Rosa scoot over and start animatedly discussing colour make up schemes and other stuff that makes me want to kill myself, as the afternoon drifts lazily by, a fat fly buzzes overhead, the sound is oddly relaxing, I lay my head down and sleep through the rest of class.

I'm lightly smacked awake by Rosa, who gives me a playful smile. The class is empty, everyone else is gone. "Mia and Claire already left to sort their makeup out. But I got mine sorted, c'mon."
"Does everyone just love hitting me?" I grumble.

"Awww." Rosa laughs. "Maybee I'll letcha pay me back for it some time." She adds, sauntering out of the room, waving her hips as she walks.

>Check on Chad before leaving
>Swing by Rosa's place first
>Head home
>Other

>>36327243
>Other
Catch up to Rosa and give that ass a swat.

>>36327243
>Head home

>>36327243
>Slap dat ass

>>36327243
>Head home
Then once we ready, we go pick up Rosa at her place like a boyfriend/potential suitor should

>>36327243
>>Check on Chad before leaving
I hope he is still being tortured by nurse. Would be hilarious.

>>36327243
>Other
Catch up to Rosa, tell her we'll go home to get our suit on, then swing by her place to pick her up.

>>36327266
>>36327298
Second. Add in a healthy grope too

I grab my bag and dash after her, giving her a slap across her ass as she saunters down the hall. She raises an eyebrow, amused, as I slow to a walk beside her.

"Anyway, I'm gonna go to my place, and you're gonna put your fancy big boy suit on and pick me up. Alone." She stresses the last word.

She shoves me to walk the way to my house, as she walks the other path with a wave.

I arrive home, chucking my bag into a corner, Mia's mostly done, looking radiant in her soft lavender dress, a shawl wrapped round her shoulders. She applies her makeup softly dabbing at her eyes.

I cringe and look away, could never watch people do eye makeup. Weirds me out.

Claire meanwhile is dressed, soft emerald dress flowing to her knees, arms bare and nearly make-upless, but looking at her heels with a stare of intense hate. "You can't make me wear those, they're of the devil." She complains, trying to give me puppy eyes, as I try to figure out ties work. I've only got like twenty minutes to get ready thanks to my nap

>Yes I can, now shush
>Fine, don't wear them

>>36327591
"Mmmm...well, it's those or going barefoot. And given how much I'll probably end up stepping on your feet..."

>>36327591
>Fine, don't wear them

>>36327591
>Yes I can, now shush

>>36327591
>Yes I can, now shush
Rosa wants us all to look good, after all.

>>36327591
>THE GREAT AND MIGHTY CLAIRE LAIN LOW BY FOOTWEAR
>YOU COULDN'T WEAR THEM EVEN IF I MADE YOU
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Reverse psychology best psychology.

>>36327591
>Yes I can, now shush

>>36327591
>>36327716
Oh yes, this!

>>36327716
This.

>>36327591
>>36327716
heh

"The great and mighty Claire Miller, super strong, super healing hockey girl, lain low by simple footwear. You couldn't wear those even if I made you." I laugh at her derisively.

She growls. "I'll show you cockface." She growls, kicking lazily at my shin, strapping her other foot into the shoe again.

I grin and finally figure out a knot.... I think, before Mia insists on taking photos. We pose in front of my mirror, cramped in front of the narrow glass and smile.

My suit actually doesn't look like complete shit on me now I put some actual muscle on.... I muse as I inspect myself. "Alright. I gotta go guys, Rosa says I have to pick her up, alone. Blame her parents."

Claire nearly sucks my lips off on the way out, determined to wear her heels, and Mia hugs my torso.

I walk as quickly as possible without sweating in the jacket, arriving at Rosa's place a few minutes late.

Ringing the bell, their butler guy shows me into the parlour again. Mrs Mishone is waiting, alone, sipping brandy from a glass. "Daniel," she greets, raising a glass, "My husband is out of town tonight, but he wanted me to remind you of a message." She clears her throat "Rosa. At home, in bed, alone by eleven.' He says." Mrs Mishone smirks. "Ah, but what are the odds of that now?" She asks, swirling her drink with a smirk.

>Write in

>>36327954
"I shall endeavor to do all in my power that the letter of Mr. Mishone's orders are followed, ma'am."

He said that she needs to be home by eleven and we can't be in her bed. Nothing about whatever hanky-panky we do before that.

>>36327954
"That all depends on your daughter, but I can promise to be a gentleman at least."

>>36327954
>>36328011
i like

>>36327954
Nothing else to say. Will do.

>>36327997
This. Don't annoy rich and powerful people.

>>36327997
This

>>36327954
Riiiiiight....

"I shall endeavor to do everything to uphold the letter of Mr Mishone's orders ma'am." I promise.

She snorts and takes a sip of her drink. "So you'll take care of 'business' before you bring her back then?" She asks, matter of fact.

I nearly choke on my spit, "Mrs Mishone I-"

She waves a hand, "Call me Wendy. I'm not a stickler for the rules, I just wanted you to know what they apparently are." She waves me to the stairs. "Go along, my daughters waiting for her strapping young date."

I self consciously leave the room and knock on Rosa's door.

"Yo." She greets me, striding out in her modest dress, tastefully hiding her ample features under ruffles strategically places along her chest. With a spin in her heels, she exclaims "Tadaaaaa. So did my mum try to scare you? Said she had orders to give you or something?"

>Write in

>>36328282
"It was weird. It was like she was laying down the rules while simultaneously telling me to break them."

>>36328282
this>>36328307

>>36328282
"She told me I can only screw your brains out before 11, or something of that effect."

"I like your mom."

>>36328307
This.

>>36328282
"Yeah, apparently there's more than one daughter waiting to be picked up."

>>36328282
"It was weird. It was like she was laying down the rules while simultaneously telling me to break them."

>>36328338
>She seems cool with whatever happens so long as you meet your old man's curfew of "eleven o'clock, in bed, alone."
>You think all that leeway means your dad likes me?

"It was.... weird, like she was laying down rules, while telling me simultaneously to break them." I explain, shifting my tie.

"Yeah, mum's funny like that sometimes. But at least she seems to like you." Rosa smirks, before insisting on taking selfies. "Hey, I just realised my loving boyfriend DIDN'T bring me a corsage." She slaps my arm playfully again, before hurrying downstairs.

I roll my eyes and follow, Mrs Mishone gasps at her daughter as she descends. "Look atyoumy wittlewubsykins youresocute." She croons, kissing Rosa's cheek.

Rosa for her part flushes and looks at me for rescue, desperate.

I ignore her and laugh back, amused by the signs of an affectionate parent. Mrs Mishone steps forwards and straightens my tie again, before clapping us both on the shoulders.

"Eleven." She reminds me. "Or.. not." She walks away, swaying into another room.

"Mum's weird." Rosa comments, "Alright, we got... four hours. You wanna get goin to the ball? Orrrrrr somethin else first?" She adds with a grin.

>What do

>>36328701
"Let's do the ball first. Once that gets old, we'll know exactly how much time we have for... other activities."

>>36328701
Go grab some milkshakes before ball?

>>36328701
"LETS GO LASERTAGGING!"

>>36328701
Get to the ball, meet up with Claire and Mia. Take pictures, dance, have fun.

>>36328701
Ball.

"Let's get to the ball first, free food, cash in all that dance practice, hang with Claire and Mia. You know all that stuff. After that gets dull we'll see how much time we have for... other activities." I tell her, leading her out the door, an arm around her shoulders.

Rosa huddles into me, as the shitty sound of blown out speakers playing shitty blown out pop music echo down the street from the school.

Claire and Mia meet us by the gate and once more I am subjected to so many photos my jaw starts to hurt. Thankfully, I eventually get passed out to take photos of the three of them and the boring activity is done.

Finally I'm led inside, getting my hand stamped by a suicidally bored looking teacher chaperone.

Inside, we drink shitty weak punch and stand in a corner calling everyone degenerates for a while letting the 'DJ' get through his shitty pop techno core house set.

Nej dithers in the midst of his crowd of doe eyed sluts, looking indecisive once more, as Chad limps by with Claire's bitch team captain. Sheen spends half the night dodging the bitchier of his not girlfriends and Joey Joe is.... is her making origami dolphins?

Mia asks, blushing slightly, if I want to dance. I mean... the music iiiiiiiiiiis terrible.

>Alright, for you
>Wait for the slow dance
>Write in

>>36329358
>Wait for the slow dance
Of course we want to dance. But if we're gonna dance, do it proper.

>>36329358
Admire Joey Joe's handcraft while waiting for better song.
That guy seems awesome.

>>36329358
>"It's not exactly my jam, but if it's for you... I'll deal."

>>36329397
Girl*?

>>36329358
>Alright, for you
It's not like we have anything better to do.

>>36329358
>>Alright, for you
Do the waltz in time with a double beat.

>>36329358
this>>36329426

>>36329358
>Alright, for you

>>36329358
>Alright, for you
We've got terrible taste; this might actually be a good song.

>>36329462
>We've got terrible taste; this might actually be a good song.
Truth!

>>36329462
Well, it's entirely possible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NV6Rdv1a3I

"Alright. It's not exactly my jam, but if it's for you... I can deal." Mia smiles and pulls me out on to the floor, leading me by the wrist.

Mia pulls me to the middle and starts shimmying a little, looking self conscious, but still smiling as the terrible pop rock song drones on about raising cups to the stars. Fuck I hate pop music.

She grabs my wrists and starts swaying me with her a little, and I start doing some lame disco shimmy sway thing. God I hate dancing.

None the less, Mia's so earnest about it, I can't help but get pulled away smiling, collapsing into a folding chair, before I see Ms Gutla- well, Marie, swaying on the other side of the dance floor.

>Wave
>Go invite her over
>Other

>>36329758
>Wave

>>36329758
>Wave
I want to invite her over, but we're at a school function so we can't be too close.

>>36329758
>>Other
walk over and talk with her

>>36329807
this

>>36329758
>Go say hi to her
You know what we should do. We should go to her place tomorrow or something with music we can dance with her with since we can't really do it here. I bet she will love that

I tell the girls I'll be back and stroll around the dance floor, dodging chaperones and parents, as well as pre drunken couples.

"Hi Ms Gutla." I greet, stepping up beside her.

She startles and looks over at me. "Oh... H-hello Daniel." She blushes, ducking her head. "Having a g-good time with your friends?"

"Mostly." I admit. "Kind of sick if photos for the next year or so, but it's fun."

She nods. "You're friends, Mia and Claire and Rosa.... they all look beautiful this evening, not to mention your d-dashing suit." She breathes excitedly, but stares straightforward at the dance floor, clearly not seeing, as a couple are basically exchanging tonsils in front of her.

>Write in

>>36330055
"I actually need to talk to you about a few things. You free after school tomorrow?"

>>36330055
*Snap fingers* YO Mrs. G you ok? Need to sit down or something?

>>36330055
Make sure that no one is listening, then tell her that she looks wonderful as well.

Try to fit in a game reference. Maybe bayonetta.

>>36330055
"Why, I could certainly at the same of you Miss Gutla."
Lean in closer
"Or is this a casual that I can call you Marie and ask you for a dance?"

>>36330055
Ask her for a dance

>>36330055
>DANCE WITH HER!

>>36330055
Dance?

>>36330199
>>36330147
we can we have to keep it a secret guys it looks bad for a teacher to dance with a student

>>36330147
>>36330199
>>36330226
Fuckers that's a terrible idea

>>36330146
This

>>36330124
>>36330145
These two we should tell her about all the stuff between us

>>36330246
>>36330244
>But that's a stupid idea
When has that ever stopped us

>>36330146
Second

>>36330124
Seconded if for no other reason than it's not as retarded as asking to dance.

>>36330146
Seconded. If she declines the dance then say we can dance later at her place.

>>36330246
That question mark was there for a reason.

well this is a mess

>Ask to dance
>Tell her she looks good
>You okay Ms G?

>>36330359
>You okay Ms G?

>>36330359
>Tell her she looks good

>>36330359
>Tell her she looks good
>You okay Ms G?

>>36330359
>You okay Ms G?

>>36330359
>>Tell her she looks good
works for me

>>36330359
>Tell her she looks good

>>36330359
>Tell her she looks good
>Ask if she'd be allowed to dance

>>36330359
>Ask to dance
>Tell her she looks good
Ask if it's OKAY to dance at least

>>36330495
>>36330507
This

>>36330495
>>36330507
This

>>36330359
>>Tell her she looks good
We can have our own private dance later.

>>36330359
>Tell her she looks good
>You okay Ms G?
We are at school with other teachers here as witnesses.
Nothing that would get her arrested or put under suspicion.

"You look good tonight Marie." I tell her. "Is it okay if the two of us dance together?" I follow hopefully.

She shakes her head violently. "I can't be seen here with you!" She hisses. "Think about how it would look!" I nod dejectedly and a silence follows, until.... "But thank you for saying that about me."

I perk up a little, she pats me on the shoulder and pushes me away, back towards my official dates.

I arrive, finding Mia gone now, both Claire and Rosa look concerned as they follow the sight of the girl's bathroom door closing.

"Mia got a call and ran off over there." Rosa explains when I ask. "Didn't say what it was."

>What do?

>>36330693
Go into the girl's bathroom, find out.

>>36330693
"It might be about her mom. Rosa, would you mind if you went in after her, after a few minutes, just to check on her? Claire and I will wait here, and be ready for anything."

>>36330693
Rush to find her,

>>36330693
Taking bets.

Dave suicide
Mom will never walk again or took a turn for the worse
Dave took himself and mom out in a suicide murder.

>>36330693
Dance, but keep an eye on the door. Its fine to have fun but if Mia comes out looking sad, then go help her out.

I bet her mom woke up.

>>36330693
Wait, if she doesn't come out soon ask Rosa to check if she's alright.

>>36330786
Problem with that is if it was her mom waking up then she would have left not run to the bathroom.

>>36330818
the same goes for "turn for the worse" option.

Unclear votes are fun

>Go look for her
>Send Rosa
>Wait for her to come out

>>36330905
GO LOOK

>>36330905
>Send Rosa

>>36330905
Go look

>>36330905
>Wait for her to come out

>>36330905
>Send Rosa

>>36330905
>>Go look for her

>>36330905
>>Go look for her

>>36330905
>Send Rosa

go look wins

>>36330905
Send rosa or claire.

>>36330967
2 seconds dude.

>>36330905
>Send Rosa

>>36330916
>>36330930
>>36330950
>>36330953
Alright, how is a guy going into the girl's bathroom in any way a good idea.

>>36331051
who cares what other think some one we care about might need help

>>36331051
It's a party between younglings. This is one of the most obvious interaction.

>>36330968
Actually sending Marie if we could find her would be the most sensible choice.

>>36331080
>might need help
How is us going into a girl's only area better than having Rosa or Claire go in after Mia?
And that's assuming she's alone in there, and that there aren't other girls in there.

I immediately shove off the table and follow after her, letting myself into the girls toilets. The room is empty, but for the sounds of sniffing and snivelling coming from a stall.

I knock gently, "Mia?" The stall door swings open, revealing the blue haired girl, clutching her phone, puffy and red eyed. "What's wr-"

She leaps forward, clutching me in a hug, her skinny arms wrapping around my neck, the ridges of her scars distinguishable by touch.

"Mia, are you okay?" I ask softly, patting her hair.

But she nods, pulling herself back, she wipes her eyes and actually smiles. "I'm great. I'm better than great." She holds her phone up again and Mia squeals.

She leaps forward and pulls me down by my collar, kissing me excitedly as her tears of happiness flow into my mouth, tasting salty, but sweet somehow.

She parts with a smile, "She woke up. Mum's awake."

>END OF EPISODE 26

>>36331139
YAY!

>>36331132
sometimes seeing one they love helps more then seeing a friend

>>36331139
hah, called it.

>>36331139
Thanks for running Chuckles.

>>36331139
Hell yes, cheerful ending.
Thanks a lot, chucks.

>>36331139
>She parts with a smile, "She woke up. Mum's awake."
BASED CHUCKLES.

>>36331270
>>36331297
Don't tempt him.

>>36331139
Thanks for running, Chuckles. Also learn to spell your fucking quest name right.