>>36311490
>[] Go get a job, killing people is always fun
Back to the action!

>>36311490
watch anime

>>36311490
Go look round inside the building. Learning more about the school could be useful if we have to fight here again.

>>36311490
>[] Go visit someone (who)
go check out what classes are running, maybe poisons and CQC

>>36311490
[] Go get a job, killing people is always fun

>>36311490
>[x] Go get a job, killing people is always fun
>leave Maria a note

>>36311490
>[] Watch some anime, Maria's been raving about a new season of something lately, may be worth checking out
Men,THINK OF THE CUDDLEZ!

>>36311766
They're more rewarding after a day of danger!

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>36311490
Go and look at the missions, come back to Maria and ask her which one she wants to go on with us.

>>36311816
left dice from another thread, oops

>>36311490
>>36311744
this

I sit up careful to not wake maria. I gently take the blankets off of myself, before getting out of bed, stretching and yawning before scratching myself behind the ears to deal with an itch before I go into the bathroom, grabbing a pair of clothes so I don't need to do it later.

I brush my teeth and wash my face slightly, shuddering from the sudden cold wetness. I take off my pajamas and place them in a box where I put my clothing so it's easier to clean.
I leave the bathroom slowly, trying to not wake maria as I grab and sticky note to leave her a message, so she doesn't worry about me, wouldn't want her worrying her pretty head after all.

"Going to kill someone, yours truly, Layla". I stick it to the kitchen table and nod. I turn and walk to the door, opening it as I throw my hoodie over my ears. I walk into the halls and find them empty and dim. I walk down several stairs, before I get into the lobby. It to is empty.

I grab a free umbrella and walk into the storm outside. The umbrella is soon torn from my hands, so I end up having to run as fast as I can to Building E.

I walk in, soaked and cold.

"Yo" Says the man behind the counter. I wave at him as I grab three jobs

Jonathan Hol
reward: 4000
A picture of man with a straw colored mustache and joy filled eyes.
Well, from what we can gather, he spurned the love of the guy who put a price on his head.

Martha gates
reward: 3,500
a blond haired woman with green eyes. She is smiling happily
she knows to much

steve
reward: 6,500
FUCK STEVE

>>36312121
steve
reward: 6,500
FUCK STEVE

>>36312121
>FUCK STEVE
Alright then! Lets fuck up Steve!

>>36312121
Any more info on the fuck steve job? Sure as hell do not want to turn up to find out its literally fuck steve.

>>36312121
steve
reward: 6,500
FUCK STEVE

>>36312179
Steve is an asshole, no one likes him, kill the fucker

>>36312121
> Ask if we have any bounties on our head and for how much.
Fuck Steve how? They somewhere nearby?

>>36312121
Well, this is obviously a trap but alright.
Fuck STEVE

>>36312121
>steve
>reward: 6,500
>FUCK STEVE
This had better be hilarious and not utterly destroy us

>>36312121
>>36312211
>> Ask if we have any bounties on our head and for how much.
This

"Oh?" counter guy says as I hand him the job thing "Steve? yeah fuck that guy, well you know what to do, follow me".

I follow him to the back and see the now familiar sight of the large amount of tools and gadgets

"So, what ya buying?" He asks

Choose three
[] Shock gloves
[] video camera
[] Trip wire
[] miniature flame thrower
[] a friend
[] a favor
[] revolver and ammo
[] poison from ms stone

>>36312334
>[] a friend (that blind girl)
>[] miniature flame thrower
>[] poison from ms stone

>>36312334
>[] miniature flame thrower
FUCK STEVE

>[] Shock gloves
>[] poison from ms stone

>>36312334
> [] video camera
> [] miniature flame thrower
> [] ?

anyone else?

>>36312334
>[] miniature flame thrower
>[] Shock gloves
>[] a friend (that blind girl)

>>36312334
>[] miniature flame thrower

>[] a friend (that blind girl)

Chosen
Miniature flame thrower
Blind girl, Emily
and shock gloves
writing

If... we're a vampire.. .why are we bringing a flame thrower? Aren't we afraid of fire?

>>36312580
Not that kind of vampire.

>>36312580
why would we be?
Its only bad if its pointed at you.

>>36312580
Even if that were a vampire weakness, we have a merit making us fearless anyway.

"Alright then" He says "follow me, you know how it goes". I follow the man out of the building and to the small runway not far from it. I step in and see the pilot eating a sandwich, he waves me as I sit down and close my eyes.

I hear him waddle into the cockpit and the engines roar to life as we take off into the sky,, rain pelting the plane as it ascends.

"Well little missy" He says "we should get there soon enough, so just rest yar pretty little head, and unwind"

Soon.
We touch down, and I open my eyes, stretching as the pilot opens the door for me. I hop out and look around. I'm on a desolate runway, looks abandoned and it's covered in weeds and overgrown plant life.

I look around

"Nah, lil missy" the pilot says "the target should be somewhere over there". He points at a small collection of houses.

"Make sure you give him a punch for ol' Georgy, you hear" he says setting up a lawn chair and pulling out another sandwich "really give it to him, don't worry he deserves it".

I nod and begin walking over towards the well painted houses

What do I do
[] haha, time for war crims *use flame thrower with wild abandon*
[] Steve?
[] wonder what the hell this place is
[] write in

>>36312713
Did you forget about Emily?

>>36312713
This is going to be a guy who has killed other assassins before.

>[] wonder what the hell this place is
Go and get info. We walk in blind, we will regret it.

>>36312762
She's there, she's just taking a while to get out of the plane. As she was knocked out since they agent sent to fetch her didn't care enough to convince her

>>36312713
So were is Emily?
> [] Steve?
>[] wonder what the hell this place is

>>36312788
That might have been something even Layla should have commented on.
>>36312713
>[] wonder what the hell this place is
>wait for Emily to wake up

>>36312788
So much for her being Zaitoichi

>>36312713
>[] Steve?
>[] wonder what the hell this place is

>>36312713
>[] Steve?
>[] wonder what the hell this place is

I hear emily stumble out of the plane, growing as she does so.

"Hello?" She asks.

"Hi" I say "we're going to kill some one".

"Oh" she says walking next to me "so where are we?"

"Hell if I know" I say looking around

"Wonderful" She sighs "I go out to get lunch and next thing I know I'm in some strange place I can't see".

"Yeah, I know that feeling" I say "the strange place part, not the can't see part"

"Yeah, I assumed so" She says turning her head "So whose the target"

"an asshole called steve" I say "people seem to hate him for some reason"

"Ah" She says "Steve, I think I've seen that job posted once or twice"

"Twice?" I ask

"Yeah, people take it" She says "then they come back and refuse to say anything about what happened on the job".

"You talk to people?" I ask

"I Listen" She says "accidentally wandered into the second years place a couple of times, and the third, and the forth a few times"

"Ok, so what do you think that means?" I ask

"I don't know" She says "I didn't really listen to them much, as I had to scale the walls to get out, which isn't easy when you're blind"

"I imagine so" I say looking around

"Steve?" I ask taking a step forward "Steve!?"

No reply

"I don't think that will work" She says following behind me

"Well you never know" I say shrugging "STEVE!"

No reply

"see?" She says

"Shut up" I say

what do I do
[] begin searching the houses
[] burn it to the ground
[] ask pilot about steve
[] keep yelling
[] write in

>>36313019
>[] begin searching the surrounding of the house

>>36313019
>[] begin searching the houses
We love arsony.

>>36313019
[] burn it to the ground

>>36313019
>BURN IT ALL

>>36313019
>[] begin searching the houses
>[] ask pilot about steve

>>36313019
>[] ask pilot about steve
then
>[] begin searching the houses

and if that doesn't work
>[] BURN IT ALL

>>36313091
this

>>36313019
> [] loot houses
> [] burn it to the ground
I doubt theres much here though

>>36313050
That should be burning, selected the wrong one.

How are we supposed to know we killed Steve if we just burn the house down?
Do we have his dental records or something?

>>36313019
>[] begin searching the houses
>[] ask pilot about steve

>>36313214
Burn every thing till nothing is left.

I walk over to the houses, the windows are tinted to the point I can't see in them, and the doors are all locked so I can't open them. There's no way to get in them that I can see that wouldn't involve a lot of noise. I shake my head, and walk past Emily, who's standing still, listening.

"Georgy" I say "what can you tell me about steve".

"Hmm" He says "oh, well Steve is a dick, not much more to it".

"SO I have to kill him" I say

"Because he's a dick" He says "Yes"

"Okay, just making sure" I say "anything I can expect?"

"No, he's a sly little bastard" he says " a real sly bastard"
I nod, this one may actually be a challenge if Georgy is telling the truth about him being a sly bastard.

I pull the miniature flamethrower from the holster it came with and point it at the buildings. I press the button on its side and watch the stream of fire shoot from the front of it, setting whatever I point it at on fire. I let go once its got a nice burn going.

"Subtle" Emily says " real subtle"

"Oh shut up" I say "besides it gets the job done doesn't it"

"Yeah" She says "if he was actually in there".

"What?" I ask

"No screaming, no fleeing" She says turning her head towards the fire "No target"

"Ah, fuck" I say "do you think he hear the plane touch down?"

"Maybe, then again you started saying, then shouting his name" She says

"So it was the plane then" I say angrily

"Sure, lets go with that" she says

I look around, trying to catch sight of anything out of the ordinary

What do I do?
[] wait for the fires to die down, search houses
[] This doesn't feel right....
[] search for steve 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>36313436
[] search for steve 1d20

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>36313436
>[] search for steve 1d20
Where are you, Steve?

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>36313436
[] This doesn't feel right....
[] search for steve 1d20
But keep an eye out for tails and someone drawing a bead on us.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>36313436
>[] wait for the fires to die down, search houses
>[] search for steve 1d20

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>36313436
> [] search for steve 1d20
Welp

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>36313436
>[] This doesn't feel right....
>[] search for steve 1d20

I begin to search the surrounding fields. I look up and down them, Emily staying near the plane as I slowly and cautiously make my way through the over grown grasses. I find nothing out there, nothing at all. I furrow my brow as I slowly make my way back through the fields. How odd, usually you find them a lot easier than this.

I sigh and begin to search the ground for foot prints that aren't mine or emily's . I once again find nothing, which angers me slightly. The fire is still raging on the houses, showing no signs of spreading right now.

What do I do?
[] STEVE!
[] Interrogate pilot
[] help the fire spread, just to be sure
[] this really doesn't seem right
[] write in

>>36313746
[] this really doesn't seem right

>>36313746
>[] this really doesn't seem right
I bet the pilot is Steve, that asshole.

>>36313746
> [] look at the pilots name tag
> [] punch him anyway
Worth a shot anyway.

>>36313746
>[] Interrogate pilot
>[] this really doesn't seem right

>>36313746
>[] this really doesn't seem right
>[] Interrogate pilot
Pilot, whats your name?

>>36313746
>[X] STEVE!

This really doesn't feel right at all. I begin to walk back towards the runway, scratching my chin.
I mean, first off, this place is in the middle of nowhere, and let there are four formerly pristine and not burning shacks out here. not to even mention the runway, I mean why would four people need a runway, I mean I can see why they could, but if they had enough money to build it and buy planes, they'd have enough money for some better houses. I stare at the blaze. also, why would they bother putting windows in if they were just going to paint them black.

this is really fishy, and not the good kind either. I walk past Emily, who is now reading her book now. Still can't read it.

I walk up the pilot, who is now reading a magazine called "Redneck monthly". I look at his name tag
"Ol Georgy". He looks over his magazine and up at me

"Yes?" He says sounding smug.

What do I do?
[] PUNCH
[] Is steve even real?
[] *glare*
[] are you steve?!
[] write in

>>36314002
>What does this Steve guy look like?

>>36314002
>[] *glare*
>[] PUNCH
>[] are you steve?!

>>36314002
>[] are you steve?!

>>36314002
>hypno eyes: Tell me everything you know about Steve

>>36314002
[] PUNCH
hi steve

>>36314002
>>36314079

I'm seconding this. Eat shit, assassin trap.

>>36314002
> [] Change his name tag to Steve with magic
> [] Punch "Steve
The Cantrips does this right?

>>36314079
Do it

>>36314002
>>36314079
seconded

>>36314115
Fuck it, hypno instead>>36314079

My vision turns red as I think of commanding and ruling, also puppets but that's besides the point. He drops the magazine, causing it to kick up a small cloud of dirt as it falls to the ground with a small thud.

His mouth droops open, and he slouches slightly, his eyes empty and somewhat dead looking.

"Tell me all you know about steve" I say holding my hands together while turning my head, I'm so clever,, why didn't I think about this earlier.

"It's a joke" He says slowly his usual southern drawl gone.

"What?" I say

"A joke, you know" He says staring at nothing "a harmless prank the guild plays every now and again".

"WHAT!?" I shout angrily grabbing his collar "I WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE DAMMIT, THIS ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL".

"Well sorry about that" he says "I just drive you to and back to wherever you need to go, complain to the headmaster about it".
I feel my veins fill with liquid anger as I stare at the empty face of the pilot.

"So, I went on a wild goose chase" I say "after someone who does not exist?!"

"Yeah, that's the basics of it" He says calmly'

What do I say?
[] punch yourself in the testicles, several times
[] FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[] I am going to kill somebody
[] Ok, lets leave, I need to get back to Maria anyways
[] DO I STILL GET PAID?
[] *incoherent screaming*
[] write in

>>36314319
[] DO I STILL GET PAID?

>>36314319
[] FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[] *incoherent screaming*
[] DO I STILL GET PAID?
[] punch yourself in the testicles, several times
[] Ok, lets leave, I need to get back to Maria anyways

>>36314319
>[] *incoherent screaming*

>>36314319
>[] FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>[] DO I STILL GET PAID?
>[] *incoherent screaming*
>[] Ok, lets leave, I need to get back to Maria anyways

In that order.

And we need to prank the shit out of Agent Morning Dew in revenge for this.

>>36314319

>[X] DO I STILL GET PAID?
>[X] *incoherent screaming*

>>36314319
>>36314360
This one.

>>36314319
>[] DO I STILL GET PAID?
> Your name is now Steve.

>>36314319
> [] *incoherent screaming*
> [] DO I STILL GET PAID?

>>36314360
This

>>36314319
Ordinarly I would kill him, but now Maria is Layla's whole world now.
> [] DO I STILL GET PAID?
>[] Ok, lets leave, I need to get back to Maria anyways
and the punching of said testicles + drain him of blood

>>36314407
I would drain him if it weren't for the pleasure part, and we still need him to fly us.
That pretty much saved his live right there.

>>36314319
>>36314360
this.

The only part about this that makes me mad is that our first mission with Emily is wasted like this.

>>36314443
We drain him after we land, then have him forget.

>>36314489
Also it's technically "Fuck Steve" in many ways

>>36314489
Nah, we might be mad now, but it isn't actually his fault the academy plays this prank.
Either we do another mission, or we have to use our witch to vent our frustration.

>>36314489
nah, Georgy is loyal pilot, we no kill him

Agent Morning Dew though, I bet that fucker set this up, we drain him

>>36314535
>Layla
>Sound reasoning

I'm afraid you can only pick one friend.

>>36314561
Its not really about sound reasoning, someone is going to pay for this, just not the guy who dilligently flys us around all the time. George is alright.

>>36314535
Eh, it's not like I expected for this to get voted anyway. Pretty much expected to be pranked when no one was there.

>>36314584
I had actually hoped we had a crazy prepared nutjob who built a underground bunker.

>>36314601
Well at least Maria will love our story

I bite my lip slightly, drawing a small amount of blood as I clench my fists in anger. I feel myself beginning to twitch in anger.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!" I shout in rage, screaming at the grey clouds as I begin to stomp on the ground angrily.

"Aaah" Emily groans "my ears".

"Do me and emily still get paid?" I ask "I mean I feel bad for wasting her time like this"

"Of course" He says "how do you think we keep the Steve thing a secret, money buys silence after all"

"Hey, I'm not mad, easy money" Emily says "and there wasn't any chance to lose any more senses, so this is wonderful"

"But I wanted to kill somebody" I groan

"Well, your fault for taking the job with the constantly changing photo and the only information being "fuck steve" the pilot says slowly, still under my thrall.

I begin screaming and yelling incoherently , I could've been cuddling with Maria right now, or killing somebody, or both, this is the greatest bullshit I've ever encountered in my short life.

"Ahhh" Emily groans

"Sorry" I say "Well, I need to get back to Maria, need to calm down".

"I can tell" Emily says "and those rumors are true?"

"Y..yes" I say blushing as I release the pilot from my grasp. I walk into the plane and sit down, crossing my arms as I begin to plan my revenge on the world for this.

soon
I step off the plane, the pilot and emily following behind me. the pilot vomits the second he steps on the ground, and Emily avoids it by stepping out of the way

Reward: 3,250 (half of the pay went to Emily)

Mission report: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHahaaaaaa, still think we shou<request denied>

What do I do
[] go back to room
[] find someone to beat on in a blind fury
[] go to a class
[] write in

>>36314745
>[] go to a class
Let's head to the CQC class, that always helps.
Also, we need to get better at knife fighting.

>>36314745
> go to art class
We need to draw a picture of Maria and/or "Maria"

>>36314745
>[] find someone to beat on in a blind fury
Agent Morning Dew

Inject him with a muscle relaxant and have him watch as we slowly bite and drink him, little by little for a while, then hang the portrait of Thadrick over his bed after we knock him out.

>>36314745
>[] CQC class, we can beat the shit out of someone and be productive

>>36314745
>>36314827
This

>>36314745
>[] go to a class
>CQC
Beat the tar out of some unfortunate victim to vent, and then learn more about knife fighting

>>36314745
[] go to a class
CQC catharsis and learning.

>>36314745
>>36314827
>>[] find someone to beat on in a blind fury
>Agent Morning Dew
Seconding

>>36314745
>>36314790
This.

>>36314814
Thats a nice idea too, we could do that later, amybe we can spot Alex.

I breath heavily as I march through the rain, towards the place where the CQC class is held. I stomp through mud, I can clean my shoes later but it still angers me even more. I see the usual crowd of people in a circle, there must be a fight going on or something.

I push my way through the circle, making sure my hoodie stays on as I do so. I eventually, after much shoving and glaring I get to a point where I can see what's going on.

I see the teacher, trouncing two students with gracefully simplistic movements as the crowd watches in silence. I stare for a moment, watching his push one of the students down with a short movement.

What do I do?
[] Sucker punch nearest person 1d20
[] fight the teacher 1d20
[] fight some one else (antonio, evaline, random mook)
[] distract teacher
[] write in

>>36315050
>[] fight some one else (antonio, evaline, random mook)
Random mook number 4

>>36315050
>>36315078
This

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>36315050
>[] fight the teacher 1d20

>>36315050
[] fight some one else (antonio, evaline, random mook)
All the random mooks

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>36315050
>[] fight the teacher 1d20

>>36315050
>[] fight some one else (antonio, evaline, random mook)
Agent Morning Dew who is clearly stalking us.

>>36315050
> [] fight some one else (random mook)

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>36315050
>[] fight the teacher 1d20
That way we are at least sure to get it out of our system.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>36315050
>[] fight the teacher 1d20

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>36315050
>[] fight the teacher 1d20

>>36315139
I withdraw my vote then

I grab the nearest person to me and using their surprise to my advantage, I drag them into the ring.

The boy looks at my strangely as I glare at him. The punch to his gut seems to make my motives clear enough to him, however. He throws a punch at my jaw, but my agility far out paces his, so I move my head back the moment his fist would've hit me. I grab his arm and pull down, using his own motion against him, sending him to the ground.

I kick him in the head, causing him to clutch it in pain. I kick him again, and again, and again, until he stops squirming, sobbing and blubbering about not killing him. I leave him, he isn't worth wasting my energy and his blood probably tastes horrible, I think cowards taste bad, anyways, and everyone is looking at me currently, so that is also a problem.

I feel something coming from the back of my head, I duck and kick my leg backwards. I turn and see the teacher, leaning back to avoid my foot. I smile and punch at his chest, he grabs for my hand, I punch him with the other.

He pushes me away, I keep on my feet. He raises his arms, waiting for me to make the first move. I throw a punch at his jaw, he pushes my arm away. He kicks, aiming for my chest, I spin to the side, far faster than any human should be able to. He looks at me confused, and changes his stance in an instance.

I try to kick his head, he grabs my foot and toss me to the ground, or would have if I didn't slip out of his grasp. I land on my feet and smile. He smiles and grabs his knife, and starts stabbing at my rapidly, but I dodge his strikes easily since he may be human, but I am more than human, so fuck him.

He looks at me like something dawn on him, and he pulls something from his pack. A cross, I stare at it and shake my head smiling smugly, he shrugs and puts it back.

He stabs at me again, I grab his arm and throw my other arm forward with my other, he grabs my other arm.

Cont

>>36315446
"That's cheating" He says staring at the needle an inch from his eye, as I stare at the blade that suddenly sprung from his shoe as he kicked at me.

"So is that" I say

"Yeah" He says "but you have to do anything to win"

"Than why are you complaining about cheating?" I ask

"Because, I'm a poor loser" He says with a sigh as he pulls my arm from his face "do you forfeit, or must I humilate you"

what do I say?
[] Nah 1d20
[] Fine, i yield
[] HEADBUTT 1d20
[] *Hypnotize* forfeit 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>36315520
>[] HEADBUTT 1d20

>>36315520
>[] Fine, i yield
>get knife training from him
Nah, we got to beat someone to a pulp, thats what we came here for.
Maybe get some knife lessons now.

>>36315520
>[] HEADBUTT 1d20
A knife won't really do anything.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>36315520
>[x] HEADBUTT 1d20

>>36315520
>[] HEADBUTT 1d20
>[] KICK HIM IN THE DICK

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>36315520
>[] HEADBUTT 1d20
NEVER SURRENDER

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>36315606
forgot to roll

>>36315520
>[] Fine, i yield
I doubt we get the Nat20 it would take to hit him

>>36315619
Yeah, fuck you.

>>36315612
>>36315619
nice save....i think

>>36315619
It should have stayed that way.

>>36315619
...Yeah..

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>36315520
>[] HEADBUTT 1d20
I wanted to vote yield, but you idiots deserve this

>>36315633
Goes to five so no.

>>36315520
He would hate us more if we forfeit.
Oh, well...

>>36315645
how are we idiots?

>>36315619
You should not havve remembered.

>>36315652
well bugger

>>36315665
For trying to headbutt him, it accomplishes nothing even if we would get the 20 to hit him.
But you always need to do the most obvious and idiotic choice, just with the "burn the house down even if we don't know if anyone is in it".

Rolled 7 (1d20)

We really need more fucking lucky coins...

When was the last time we had one?

We've not gained a lucky coin for like 4 threads...

Did we get one from the STEVE mission?

>>36315715
Yeah, we barely had enough lucky coins when we last had them and were on a mission, and it's been forever since we've gotten one.

>>36315715
It's your fault for taking the "Steve" mission.

>>36315770
What? That makes no sense anon.

>>36315770
It gave us investment free 3.5k thats pretty good.

>>36315791
We rarely ever use money as is, and we've got nothing to spend it on.

Lucky coins on the other hand, we need shittonnes of them every single thread and I can't honestly remember the last time we had one.

>>36315813
Sure, Lucky coins are better than money, but we didn't lose anything going on the mission, so money for free is still good.

>>36315789
Your quite right, do forgive me.
>>36315791
Yes, too bad we didn't go for a joy ride on the helicopter or whatever it was

"Headbutt!" I shout as I try and slam my head into his. He puts out two fingers, and jabs them into my eyes. I let go of his hand reflexively, he pulls my other hand down, and squeezes down on it with a grip similar to that of an alligator with lockjaw, causing me to drop my syringe into the mud. He slams his fist into my chin. I stumble back, blinking in confusion as I try to realize what is going on. I open my eyes and see him rushing forward, I reach for another syringe as he leaps towards me, both his feat outwards, aiming for my chest.

I move my hands to block his kick, but he somehow manages to surpass my inhuman reflexes, knocking the air out of me and sending me to the ground gasping.

"Ooooooow" the crowd says in unison

"I think I heard a crack, did any of you other fuckers hear a crack?!" Antonio shouts, covering his mouth and crouching slightly. Aaaaaaaaah

"Well, I have to give it to you" the teacher says "You have moxy, and more balls than any of these cowards, here". He pulls a coin out of his pocket a places it on my forehead.

Lucky coin gained

I stare at the clouds, my chest hurting, and my head all fluffy feeling. I'm a vampire, I shouldn't be able to feel pain dammit. I groan and struggle to stand back up. I need to wash my hoodie now. I stumble out of the circle, coughing.

What do I do
[] marrrriaaaaa
[] go to a different class
[] laugh weakly
[] find someone
[] write in

>>36315833
That money is still useless.

If we could buy lucky coins with it, well that would be awesome.

>>36315851
>[] laugh weakly
>[] marrrriaaaaa

>>36315851
>[] marrrriaaaaa
Tonight, we find him, and we paralyze him and mess with him.

>>36315851
[] marrrriaaaaa

>>36315851
>[] marrrriaaaaa
>[] laugh weakly

>>36315851
[X] laugh maniacally
[X] marrrriaaaaa

Obsession and whatnot.

>>36315851
>[] laugh weakly
>[] marrrriaaaaa

>>36315851
We got beat up and humiliated. Can't do much else for now.
>[] laugh weakly
>[] marrrriaaaaa

>>36315851
>[] marrrriaaaaa
Lets get our pamering, and then go to a different class, or maybe come back

>>36315851
>[] marrrriaaaaa
>[] laugh weakly

>>36315965
Yes, lets not get too depressed. Or obsessed...

>>36316029
No, I meant come back to CQC class.

>>36316096
I know, need to git gud

I laugh weakly as I stumble towards the first year dorms.
"Maaaariaaa" I say "kukukukuku". I slowly make my way to the door, throwing it open as I do so. No one is in still, I notice there's a note near the umbrella's complaining about their flimsiness. I tear it the note from the umbrella, tearing it up as I walk up the stairs slowly.

I walk through the dim, slightly wet and mud covered halls. I eventually make it to room 1856 and open the unlocked door.

I see Maria sitting on the couch, bouncing up and down happily

"Hey Lay" she says turning "....why are you covered in mud and blood"

"fought the CQC teacher" I say "and I nearly won". She nods, smiling a smile a mother wears when their child says they fought a monster off with their flash light

What do I say?
[] what you watching?
[] I need to take a shower
[] MARIA!!!!!
[] I'm huuuungry
[] SO how has your day been?
[] write in

>>36316176
>[] SO how has your day been?
>[] I need to take a shower
She can tell us while "washing our back".

>>36316176
>[] what you watching?

>>36316176
>[x] MARIA!!!!!
>[x] SO how has your day been?

>>36316176

>[X] MARIA!!!!!
>[X] what you watching?
>[X] I'm huuuungry

>>36316176
> [] MARIA!!!!!
> [] SO how has your day been?
> [] what you watching?

>>36316176
>[] MARIA!!!!!
>[] I need to take a shower
We shouldn't bleed Maria dry.

>>36316176
>[] I need to take a shower
>[] SO how has your day been?

"MARIA" I shout running towards her, she places her arm to stop me from hugging her, I frown slightly.

"Your covered in mud" she says adjusting her blanket "the couch shouldn't be"

"Maaaariaaa" I groan pawing at her "Please I've had a bad day". She stands up and hugs me, ruffling hair. Luckily she doesn't notice me sniffing her neck as I do so. She lets me go and smile.

"So how has your day been?" I ask as I begin to head to the shower.

"Fine" She says "only thing wrong with it was you were missing from most of it" I smile wider.

"Awww" I say as I open the door and take off my hoodie, tossing it in the box "Also what are you watching".

"Oh just the new season of a magical girl show" She says sipping on her coke "one of the characters kind of reminds me of you"

"really?" I ask

"Kind of" She says as I close the door, getting undressed. I turn the water on low and cautiously step in. I manage to keep my cool and wash my hair, somehow. I step from the shower and dry off, getting dressed, happy that my ears and tail are free now. I hear music through the door, which I soon open.

I walk out and see Maria staring at the television

What do I do
[] Mariaaaaaa
[] Cuddle next to her
[] get food
[] I need the witch....
[] Look at what she's watching
[] write in

>>36316520
>[] Mariaaaaaa
>[] Cuddle next to her

>>36316520
>[] Cuddle next to her

>>36316520
>"Oh just the new season of a magical girl show" She says sipping on her coke "one of the characters kind of reminds me of you"

How meta.

also
>Use that one cantrip to clean our hoodie.

>>36316520
>[x] Mariaaaaaa
>[x] Cuddle next to her
>[x] Look at what she's watching

>>36316520
>[] Mariaaaaaa
>[] Cuddle next to her

>>36316567
Haven't read his magical girl thing yet, is it good?

>>36316520
>[] Cuddle next to her
>[] write in
Use our cantrips to clean our clothes

>>36316567
How is it meta?

>>36316520
>>36316567
>>36316591
These

>>36316578
that

>>36316567
>cantrip to clean our hoodie.
I thought that was a secret we were keeping just so we could bath with Maria?

>>36316615
she's busy watching anime, I'm sure we can hide it from her

or we can say it only works on clothes

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>>36316615
>I thought that was a secret we were keeping just so we could bath with Maria?
If we weren't before, we are now.

>>36316580
It's pretty good. also, it's quite possible it takes place in the same world as this quest, because in that quest, all our exploits are turned into an actual magical girl anime.

>>36316608
it's referencing his other quest, the magical girl one. though it might not be so much meta as referencing the fact that these might be taking place in the same world

>>36316520
[] Mariaaaaaa
[] Cuddle next to her

>>36316615
Well, the cantrip doesn't work on people, OBVIOUSLY *wink wink*

>>36316680
Oh, that's good. We could clean up the apartment without hiding it like brownies or whatnot.

Now for my therapy.

"Mariaaa" I say softly as I peek over the couch resting my head on my beloved's shoulder. Maria reaches and arm back and scratches my head, to focused on her show to reply in anyway besides this show of an affection.

I crawl over the couch and grab Maria, pulling myself closer and pulling the blanket around her onto me. So waaaaarm. I purr happily, causing Maria to giggle slightly.

"So how did the mission go?" She says looking at the tv screen

"I fought like ten ninjas" I say smiling "and the target was the size of that one guy, and had an axe"

"Riiiight" She says smiling "let me guess, you also became queen of england"

"I was offered"I say "But Brausrburge is already enough trouble".

"yeah" She says with a sigh.

I move my hands and begin to mutter the spell for cleaning things

"What are you doing?" She asks

"cleaning" I say, before realizing this means no more Maria baths "Doesn't work on people"

"Ah" She says "Well that's good, I guess"

She still focused on the tv as I cuddle against her, rubbing my head on her shoulder

what do I do
[] watch
[] tackle maria
[] nibble
[] Fall asleep
[] Want to do something?
[] write in

>>36316749
If only Layla was not Layla though... could have dressed up as a maid and put on a little show for Maria.

>>36316815
>[] watch
Sure why not.

>>36316815
>[] watch
>[] Fall asleep
Nod off

>>36316815
>[x] watch

>>36316815
>[] nibble
but don't draw blood or break the skin, just some affectionate nibbling

>>36316815
[] tackle maria
[] nibble

>>36316815
>>36316868
This

Then find our where Agent Morning Dew sleeps, and get supplies and snacks from requests guy

>>36316815
> [] Watch
> [] Fall asleep after
> [] Dream of hunting them down

>>36316815
>[] watch
>[] nibble affectionately

>>36316815
>Brausrburge
Technically since we own it now, shouldn't it be called Laylaburge or something?

>>36317025
Agreed, Layla makes a proclamation to the townsfolk about the new name with fanfare, then leaves. Don't know what to call it it though.

>>36317082
Obviously it needs to be Mariaburg.

>>36317025
but if its named after Thad then wouldn't it be Smithburge?

>>36317108
Millerburge.
Maria is Smith.

>>36317119
SmithMillerburge then?

So who takes whos name when we get married?

>>36317119
> Maria is Smith.
...for now

>>36317119
Hence why we call it Smithburge.

>>36317176
We might as well call it Mariaburge then, sounds better too.

>>36317176
I don't like -burg. Is there something better?

>>36317176
Nah, we name it after her when we marry her, then it will be Millerburge

The music is still playing, I try to ignore it so I can enjoy my Maria. She begins humming with the suddenly sped up and violent song, which is mostly guitars and trumpets. It really pumps your blood up.

I groan, I want my attention. I lightly chew on Maria's shoulder, not hard enough to draw blood or break her silk like skin. She yelps in surprise and turns a bright shade of red.

"L..Layla?" She asks "uuuuuh"

"Don't worry" I say wrapping my arms around her "I'm not hungry, yet". She smiles weakly.

"That's good" She says nervously"Any chance you'll stop?"

"No, you're too irresistible" I say giggling. She shakes her head, petting my head, slightly trying to push me away "Mrrr". I let go, leaving a patch of wetness on her shoulder, tinged slightly red.

"So what is this?" I ask staring at the television. There's a girl in red robes and fancy looking arm blasting through the sky on some kind of metal bar, smiling smugly

"Oh, the latest season of magical girl, the last order" She says "The previous magical girls fell to chaos, a new one came in and has so far caused more collateral damage than the first two seasons in her first three episodes"

"Is she the one that's like me?" i ask staring at the screen as a large Red beam demolishes a city block

"Nooooo" She says laughing "It's the other one that's like you, sort of, from what I've seen she likes killing almost as much as you".

"Impossible" I say

"Yeah, but she was corrupted in the preview I saw her in" She says "and knowing this show, she should calm down after she gets back to normal"

"Boooring" I sigh "she should stay crazy then I can at least like her a bit"

"Bah, you just don't understand the genre" She says sipping on her coat "Friendship always wins"

"Killing is easier" I say

"LAYLA" She gasps, smacking me lightly on the head

"What?" I ask "they aren't real"

what do I do?
[] keep watching
[] Maaaariaaa
[] we should rename my town...
[] nibble her, on her legs
[] Get something to eat
[] write in

>>36317199
We would have to transform the castle its named after into something else?

>>36317237
[] nibble her, on her legs

>>36317237
>[] we should rename my town...
>[] keep watching

>>36317237
>[x] Maaaariaaa
>[x] we should rename my town...

>>36317025
Well, normally the family is named after the castle, not the other way around.

>>36317237
> [] we should rename my town...
> [] Get something to eat
I don't remember if we ate today

>>36317237
>[] Maaaariaaa
>[] we should rename my town...

>>36317237
>[] we should rename my town...
>[] nibble her, on her legs
then
>[] Get something to eat
and get Morning Dew's quarters location

"Mariaaaa" I say.

"What?" She asks, still staring at the screen

"We should rename my town" I say

"Not sure if they would like that" She says

"And?" I ask

"they may decide you are worse than Thradrick" She says "and I don't want you to end up with your head on a pike"

"Oh I could survive" I say "I can't leave you all alone, now can I?"

"Yeah, I know" she says "You'd haunt me"

"Yes I would" I say "Yes I would".

"So what would you rename it?" She asks

"I don't know yet" I say "still thinking about it, really". I feel the clutch of hunger upon me again.

"Mariaaa?" I ask

"Yeah" She says as the music begins to calm down again

"I'm hungry" I say looking up at her

"uuuuh" She says "W..well"

"Please?" I say leaning closrer

"uuuh" She says

What do I do
[] kidding (get food from fridge)
[] pleeease?
[] nevermind, watch show
[] beg
[] write in

>>36317535
>[] nevermind, watch show

>>36317535
I speak Layla Uuuh means proceed.
Nibble and progress unless she actively stops Layla.

>>36317535
>[] kidding (get food from fridge)

IDEA

Get some caramel popcorn, and drip a little blood from a blood bag over it all

>>36317535
> [] kidding (get food from fridge)
I thought we would just go to the fridge

>>36317535
>[x] pleeease?

>>36317535
>>36317555
Seconded

>>36317535
>[] kidding (get food from fridge)

>>36317535
>>36317569
THIS YES THIS

>>36317569
Neat, do it

>>36317535
>[] kidding (get food from fridge)
>>36317569
Sure. And make sure to inform request guy what we'll be doing with the popcorn.

>>36317619
I though we had some, oh well.
I think it's high time he tried making a quick buck by selling a few plushies of catgirl layla.

>>36317686
I think we do have popcorn with all the other snacks sitting under our bed

>>36317717
Good, I didn't want to see him anytime soon.

"Kidding" I say standing up reluctantly. Maria sighs in relief. I walk over to the fridge as I ignore the lyrics of the song as I try and decide what I'm going to do. Popcorn? yeah that sounds nice, we have some of that left, and I have some blood bags left.

I open a cupboard, grabbing a bag of popcorn, extra buttery. And then I notice the bag of caramels. I smile, my ears poking up as I grab them as well, my plan coming together

"1,2,3, RELEASE!!" the tv screams, filled with life and cockiness.

I hear Maria gasp happily as I pop the bag into the microwave, humming to myself a nameless song I made up on the spot.

*ding* It finishes soon and I grab it from the box, poring it into two different bowl, before putting some caramels on top of it and mixing it in so it'll melt on all of it.

Then I tear open the blood bag, and mix it into mine smiling as I do so.

I walk back, handing Maria her bowl as I begin to munch on the contents of mine.

I see a goblin thing running through an alley way

what do I do?
[] Talk over it pretending to be the goblin (write in)
[] want to switch (show her your popcorn)
[] Actually watch the damn thin
[] get distracted by maria
[]write in

>>36317812
>[] Actually watch the damn thin

>>36317812
[] want to switch (show her your popcorn)

>>36317812
>[] want to switch (show her your popcorn)

>>36317812
> [] Actually watch the damn thing

>>36317812
try to
>[] Actually watch the damn thin
but
>[] get distracted by maria
then mess with her with
>[] want to switch (show her your popcorn)
but don't actually give her any, that would be mean

>>36317812
>>36317872
This.

>>36317812
>[] want to switch (show her your popcorn)
>[] get distracted by maria

>>36317812
[] Actually watch the damn thin

>>36317872
>>36317812
this

>>36317812
> [] Actually watch the damn thing

"Want to switch" I ask showing her my bowl. She looks down and moves slightly backwards, her eyes filled with shock and surprise.
she looks at me, eyes still wide.

"Juuuust kidding" I say smiling as I begin to eat my popcorn with a crunch.

"eergh" She says shaking her head and turning back to the tv. I look at is as well. I see who I assume to be the main character sitting in her bed, starring at the goblin thing. I notice her hair is black, and a bit longer than mine, not as dark as Maria's.

I resist the urge to get distracted by Maria's beauty.

I learn the goblin thing is called Charlie the mook, and that the MC shares the same last name with the red hair girl. They look nothing alike, so I don't really care.

"Soooo" I say turning to Maria "care to explain what is going on".

"That would take a while it says" She says "I'll tell you after the show"

"okay" I say placing my head near her hair, I can smell lavender, wonderful, wonderful.

I nuzzle against Maria, purring happily.

"Oooh" She says "Crimson Dream, can't wait to argue what her "Secret power" Is going to be"

"With who" I say still in my little world

"Forums" She says "nasty place, but they make some good art sometimes, sooo"

"ah" I say still out of it in my own world.

"So how much longer does it have?" I ask, wanting to have Maria to myself and away from the tv

"awhile" She says "they're showing the first three episodes"

I groan.

What do I do?
[] continue to groan
[] Maria is more important, cuddle
[] pay more attention
[] see if the witch can do this
[] Write in

>>36318172
>[] see if the witch can do this
If Maria wont feed Layla she'll just have to get her bite slut.

>>36318172
>[] Maria is more important, cuddle
after enough time
>[] see if the witch can do this

>>36318172
[] see if the witch can do this

>>36318172
>[] Maria is more important, cuddle

Then go scare the witch, but don't do anything to her, just scare the crap out of her and leave

>>36318172

>[X] Maria is more important, cuddle
>[X] pay more attention
>[X] Agonize over which is more important; indulging Maria or paying attention to Maria

>>36318172
>[] see if the witch can do this

>>36318172
> [] see if the witch can do this
She can be a magical girl instead of a witch now.

>>36318172
Go do a real job.

>>36318319
Seconding since I want to kill something.

And it would be in character.

"I wonder if the witch can do that" I ask as I turn away from the basically newd form of main character.

"Not likley" She says "Need a locket"

"a what?" I ask

"See the necklace on her neck with a comet" She says pointing "that's a locket, gives magical girls there powers".

"Where can I get one?" I ask

"They aren't real" She says "but you can buy replicas, for a lot of money"

"I have money" I say looking at maria, smiling "I could buy you one"

"Oh you spoil me" She says "but you don't have to layla"

"But, I don't need money" I say clinging to her "I mean it can't cost that much"

"Yeah but it's your money" She says

"Yeah but I don't need it" I sigh

"Yes you do" She says.

"No I don't, I don't need much" I say

"You need a lot of attention" She says

"I'm part cat" I say

I hear a thump from the tv

What do I do
[] JOB, JOB,JOB
[] WITCH, WITCH, WITCH
[] WATCH, WATCH, WATCH
[] MARIA, MARIA, MARIA
[] WRITE IN, WRITE IN, WRITE IN

>>36318388
[X] JOB, JOB,JOB

>>36318388
>[] WITCH, WITCH, WITCH
scare the crap out of her

then go hunt down Agent Morning Dew, I bet he's behind STEVE

>>36318388
>[] WRITE IN, WRITE IN, WRITE IN
AGENT MORNING DEW

>>36318388
>[] JOB, JOB,JOB
Voting for actually killing someone.

>>36318388
>>36318416
This

>>36318388
>[] MARIA, MARIA, MARIA

>>36318388

>[X] WATCH, WATCH, WATCH

Maybe get some inspiration for our newfound magical powers.

>>36318388
>[] WITCH, WITCH, WITCH
Food

>>36318388
>[] WITCH, WITCH, WITCH

>>36318388
>>36318416
seconded

>>36318388
>[] WITCH, WITCH, WITCH

>>36318388
>[] WITCH, WITCH, WITCH

>>36318449
agree, more nightmarish powers needed

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>>36318388
Get our job back.

>>36318388
>>36318416
>>36318434
these

>>36318388
>[] WITCH, WITCH, WITCH
Afterwards we can visit the nun. Maybe she comes around at some point so we can take her on missions.

>>36318474
Yes lets copy the same power we have in a different quest, that wont be repetitive at all.

>>36318388
[] JOB, JOB,JOB

>>36318388
[X] JOB, JOB,JOB

>>36318388
>[] WITCH, WITCH, WITCH
I seriously want to do some training for once, we haven't done any in a really long time.

>>36318388
>[] JOB, JOB,JOB

>>36318515
>>36318535
>>36318575
kek

>>36318572
That same logic could be used for an ACTUAL job.

P.S. I bet draining one of our targets is a vampire achievement.

>>36318497
whatever, vampire, catgirl, demon-eating assassin psychopath lover.
> Jobs

>>36318605
>ACTUAL job
No, we have done a actual job more recently then classes.

>>36318605
Probably is, but do we want more drawbacks?

>>36318388
[] JOB, JOB,JOB

>>36318605
Uhh wot?

We train so we are better on the job and don't get fucked up.

We get fucked up so much because we do more jobs than train, we seriously need to train

"Be right back" I say

"Where you going?" Maria asks sounding hurt.

"Get some food" I say smiling

"You're going to try and make the witch a magical girl aren't you?" She says


"Nooo" I say "besides, you'd make a better one"

"Awww" She says "Wait why?"

"Because" I say walking out the door, leaving her confused.

I walk down the halls, quickly, down the stairs, through the still raining courtyard to the forest path to my most annoying prisoner. I see agent horsefur hiding in front of the door from the rain.
he seems to be sleeping.

I grab the key and unlock the door, and ignore the snoring agent. I walk through the abandoned dust covered halls and unlock the witch's door

"GAaaaw" I shout covering my eyes as I see she isn't bothering with clothes right now

She gasps in shock and turn around, trying to hug me, I push her away. She frowns

"Aww" she says on the floor.

What do I say?
[] spell book
[] GET DRESSED
[] HEeeeey, witch, do you have aaaaa, necklae of some sort
[] *glare*
[] write in

>>36318642
Need to update fist fighter skill, due to managing to last a while against the teacher

>>36318633
>Not being min maxed as fuck.

>>36318664
>[] GET DRESSED
Oh God, she's so lewd.

>>36318664
>[] GET DRESSED
>I'm hungry.

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>>36318668
I swear to god I uploaded this pic.

>>36318664
>[] *glare*

>[] HEeeeey, witch, do you have aaaaa, necklae of some sort

>>36318664
>[] GET DRESSED
>tell her about the magic girl thing, we want her to make that

>>36318664
>Nom
Get our fix then leave.

>>36318697
that.
Then get a job and a bite to eat

>>36318664
>[] GET DRESSED
you terrible slut
>[] HEeeeey, witch, do you have aaaaa, necklae of some sort

>>36318743
I can work with this.

>>36318743
Wait, I don't want her to make it. Just bug her about it. Try to find or steal one (like that will happen...)

"Get" I growl "dressed". She sighs and walks away a bit, grabbing her green panties and bra, putting them on as I stare away from her.

"Better?" She asks

"Slightly" I say turning around.

"So what do you want?" she asks "Me?"

"I hunger" I say "and my maria is watching something, that gave me an idea"

"Oh?" she says sounding excited.

"Yeah" I say "Mainly to make you a magical girl, do you have a locket or something?"

"Nooo?" She says

"Shame" I say "guess no biting for you"

"WHAT?!" She shouts, grabbing my arm

What do I do?
[] Well I suppose
[] Book?
[] Goodbye
[] scare her
[] laugh
[] leave
[] write in

>>36318874
>[] scare her
>[] laugh
>[] leave

then find Morning Dew, it's about time we messed with him

>>36318874
>[] Well I suppose
>Well if you could find a way to become a mgic girl, I might bite you

>>36318874
>[] scare her
>[] laugh
>[] leave

>>36318874
>>36318896
this then >>36318894

>>36318874
>[] Well I suppose

>>36318894
justr drop your stzrange obsession with morning dew.
There is nothing we can do there at this point without the headmaster getting angry and us risking our relationship to horsefur.

>>36318874
>[] Book?
After we read, then you can get your bite.

>>36318874
> laugh
> leave
> Job
She might think of something while we're gone.

>>36318928
>justr drop your stzrange obsession with morning dew.
No
>There is nothing we can do there at this point without the headmaster getting angry and us risking our relationship to horsefur.
bullshit

and he's the one who has an obsession with us

>>36318928
also, we do not actually know that Morning dew is constantly wanting us to be killed. that is meta knowledge

>>36318954
I'm sure we can get our hands on the reporst

>>36318976
But Layla has no reason to care.

>>36318874
>[] Well I suppose
>>36318896