>>36157492

The Betrayer blinks her scarlet-pinned black eyes for a moment, seemingly genuinely taken aback by your greeting - before breaking out into chuckling, and then flashing you another wide and cheerful grin. "Murderface, Murderface! That is no way to be talking to your your former Warmaster and best friend!" She fans her long, cruel claws over her expansive, blouse-clad chest.

"And more than that, an expectant mother! The little ones inside, they may hear such foul language and come out with skewed personalities, you know! In these times, a mother must take care of what she sees and hears, not just what she consumes!" She shakes her head, clicking her tongue in mock annoyance.

You snort here. As if you can say anything to twist Kharn's future kids any more than their own mother. In fact, you're a bit terrified of what the buggers will be like after they're born. Would they be just as bad as your predecessor, as hungry and ravenous for both blood and flesh when she was still at her prime, or - God forbid - be even worse?

You blink away the vision of a horde of black-eyed, black-clawed preschool children swarming over Mami, cackling as they tear her clothes off, and ask your former boss just what she's calling you for again.

"Ah, this is how it is, is it? No time to chat! No time to catch up and even, ah, shoot the shit?" Kharn shakes her head mournfully, before cackling again as she sees you glaring at her. "Fine, fine. I will cut right to the quick, yes?"

She nods, and it's here that all humor and warmth in her face vanishes underneath a mask of...disquieting focus. No one can call it professionalism, not by a long shot, but the way Kharn is staring at you right now, from the screen, it's...you're being reminded just why she's known the way she is, even without the Betrayer epithet.

[1/2]

>>36157499

A killing intent. That was it. A killing intent, palpable even over the hundreds of miles between you and her, even over the Internet connection that made your conversation possible. A stare filled with so much raw, predatory force that you could feel the pricking of her claws against the back of your neck right before she rips your spine out. Or the hot bite of her chainsword's teeth as it chews into your side, right before it tears you in half.

Even if you still feel warm from your bath - and Midori's special, intimate way of scrubbing your back - you still felt the chill knifing through your spine from that stare.

...Well, what about Ahriman, then? You ask Kharn as you force yourself to remain focused, here - as focused as you can be with only a towel around you for modesty, and your Callidus watching on beside you pretty much in the same kind of state.

"I know how you think, Murderface, I have not been blind to your...more admirable ways, even if it seems like I cared nothing more than my conquest." Kharn grins, and it's a sly, knowing thing of curled lips and barely-concealed teeth. "You will want to save this Prophet, and that in itself is worth all the medals that Kyuubey will never give you. But I am here to tell you that it is better for you, for this Prophet, and everyone else involved - that you kill her. Go directly for her throat and end this nasty business."

...Well. Can't say you didn't expect that.

There's something strange about her tone, though. ...It seems like she's hiding something from you, or something she wants to say but doesn't quite know how to say it.

How do you react?

[]I can't, Kharn. I made a promise. Tell me how I can save her instead.
[]I was thinking about that myself. It seems like a neater way to finish things. Have any idea how tough it's going to be?
[]Other.

>>36157506
>[x]Other.

Ask if she's hiding something. You want to try to save Oriko, but if Kharn has anything that can give you an edge, you'll take it.

You'll decide if you can save her when that time comes.

>>36157506
[X] Kharn, what it is you truly want to say?

>>36157506
[X]Other.
"Why would I want to changes my plans right before the mission? What are you not telling me?"

>>36157506
>[X] I can't, Kharn. I made a promise. Tell me how I can save her instead.
>[x] Ask Kharn why it would be better to kill her. Maybe she knows something we don't.

>>36157506
>[X]I can't, Kharn. I made a promise. Tell me how I can save her instead.

If we play stubborn on purpose, she'll spill whatever she has trouble saying.

I might be able to make one more voting period before my meeting starts, maybe...

>>36157530
Seconding.
Also
>Akemi Homura
>Akuma Homura
WAKE UP SHEEPLE

>>36157506
>[]I can't, Kharn. I made a promise. Tell me how I can save her instead.
>[]Other

You're playing coy with me, Kharn. What is it that you're not telling me?

>>36157506
>[]I was thinking about that myself. It seems like a neater way to finish things. Have any idea how tough it's going to be?

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>>36157506
>[X]I can't, Kharn. I made a promise. Tell me how I can save her instead.

>>36157557

Does that mean she can teach us the secrets of the Gou Hadou?

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>>36157492
>"Ah, Murderface!" She crows at the sight of you, with all the motherly warmth of a thrown knife. "Dearest of all my frie--"
>Dearest of all my friends

>>36157506
>[x]Other.
>Ask her what the demerits of saving the Prophet
>Ask her why killing the prophet is the best option

>>36157557
Where did you see Akuma? Huh?

>>36157506
>[X]I can't, Kharn. I made a promise. Tell me how I can save her instead.
>[X]Why do you sound like you're holding something back?

I am imagining the Kharnlings flying around in little koopa clown cars.

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>>36157594
holy shit thats horrifying.
>MFW

>>36157506
>[X] Kharn, what it is you truly want to say?
Kharn what the hell is going on this time?

>>36157607
End suffering?

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>>36157626
>end
>suffering

Oriko might be pretty much gone already though. Look what happened with Kilgore, and Yuu isn't even a bitch like Ahriman.

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>>36157506
I thiiiink voting period is over.

>>36157506
>[x]Why?

>>36157685
I think Kharn's periods are pretty much over now, too.

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>>36157776
So close.

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>>36157776

>>36157799
But who is the father?

Hello
Would you like a Tiny Pete?

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>>36157730

>>36157834
Madoka

>>36157834
Pinky of course.

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>>36157834

>>36157851
Noice

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>>36157834
Pinky.

>>36157854
>>36157855
B-but girls can't love girls! Much less impregnate them...

>>36157834
Cavefish
>>36157883
Why do you think they're called 'Incubators'?

>>36157883
There's a doujin called Candy Girls
Read it. Love it. Live it.

Poor Souji.

All I imagine is aunt misaka building them a fleet of Medium Petes to go bear hunting on their fourth birthday

>>36157930
Poor souji's lower back, pelvis and hips.

>>36157954
>Kharn putting them in a skull crib
>Kharn feeding them a spoonful of food and saying "here comes the flesh of fallen angels"
>Kharn sleeping with their blonde kindergarten teacher

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NYAA~HOHOHOHOHOHOHO~ MIDORI HANEGAWA PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY!

>>36158007
Kharn teaching them how to fight with a chainsword twice their size

>And what do we tell Death?
>NOT TODAY

>>36158007
>kids' first words are 'bwud gawd'

>>36158007
>>Kharn sleeping with their blonde kindergarten teacher
hot

>>36158020

Neco a jealous because she'll nyever find true rabu.

>>36157529 >>36157530 >>36157544

You frown at Kharn, and her carefully-concealed unease that you would easily have missed if you didn't know her at all. It's not like your predecessor to mince words like this - sure, she wasn't at all that forthcoming back when you asked her about the procedure you underwent, but for everything else, she shared what she knew willingly. ...Well, besides some other things you had to find out for yourself, anyway.

You shake your head and tell Kharn no. No, you're not going into this with the aim of killing Oriko. Not after you made a promise to try everything in your power to save her first. If she called you up simply to try and make you take the easiest, cleanest way out of this mess, then she's wasting her time - and yours, too.

If not, then she should at least tell you how to save Oriko.

For a wonder, the Betrayer is silent throughout your half-irritated, half-annoyed response - and she only speaks after you start drumming your fingers impatiently on the keyboard.

"Ah...so I see. You made a promise, eh?" Kharn chuckles again, the sound made almost seductive with her smooth, gun oil-slick voice, even with her harsh accent. "Well, that explains it." She lets out a sigh, before looking back up at you, a wistful smile on her lips.

"You should be a bit more careful with the promises you makes, Murderface, yes? Unsavory and uncouth individuals like me, well, we can ignore and betray our oaths without care, for we only value the ones we make for our own benefit, and cast them aside easily when they have outlived their usefulness."

Another chuckle, and it's here that you see her look down at her stomach, one brutally-clawed hand resting gently on the visible bump there. "

[1/2]

>>36158153

"While the shining ideals of humanity like you and Tomoe Mami, well, your promises mean everything. They mean the world, a sacred trust, both to you and the one you made the promise to. Breaking your promise to them is to rape everything they love in front of them, and tear them apart in the afterglow."

You narrow your eyes at Kharn. You, a shining ideal of humanity? For fuck's sake, it's been barely a month ago that you were throwing up all over yourself from a failed attempt at murdering your liver with Kong. How the fuck did you suddenly get to be uttered in the same breath as Mami?

Christ, is this what pregnancy does to Magical Girls? Turns them fucking insane?

"Motherhood is a beautiful thing, Murderface, do not say otherwise!" Kharn snaps at you, suddenly irate. "It fills you with a youthful bloom of health and vigor, as it prepares you to bring forth the crystallization of love into the world!" She sighs happily, contentedly, making you blink again. "Ah, if only you could be here to see me, Murderface. Souji says that I am the most beautiful mother-to-be that he has ever seen. More beautiful than the ones he sees on the internet."

...What?

"Oh, do not worry, I hit him hard enough for him to learn not to make another comment like that." Kharn laughs. "But, ah, anyway. I say that you are like Mami, because you are Warmaster now."

She grins at you. "But not like how I was Warmaster. I made my throne with skulls, Murderface - you are building your own with the trust of your colleagues and your subordinates as a foundation. Already I am hearing that many are impressed by the way you are conducting yourself, including those contracted by other Incubators."

[2/3]

>>36158168

Kharn grins wider at your shocked expression. "Oh, do not look so surprised, Murderface. Even in disgraced exile, Valnikov Kharn has her own contacts, limited as they are. I am told enough, and the rest I can infer easily enough. For everything else, there is always the Internet, and a thieving little cat I can rely on for information."

Hah. Well, that you didn't expect. But she was saying something about you and being a fucking paragon of humanity...?

"Oh, yes, that." The raven-haired Betrayer chuckles. "Yes, well. You are part of that elite echelon because people trust you and respect you in equal measure. Your promises are ironclad, worth their weight in gold, because of your reputation, your rank, and your...stubbornness in upholding them." The pause in her words is filled with a meaningful silence, one that she spent staring pointedly in your eyes. "But promises are sometimes broken, Murderface, and--"

You shake your head. No. You're not going to break your promise. Not unless there's nothing else that can be done to save Oriko. Then, maybe, you'll consider it.

"But--"

You slam your hand, open-palmed, down on your table. The resultant noise loud enough and sudden enough that it makes the green-haired Callidus beside you flinch in surprise, and the former Warmaster in your screen blink in startled amazement.

"I said no, Kharn." You growl at her this time. "Now just tell me what you're hiding and stop stalling."

Silence. Stunned, shocked silence from your former Warmaster and friend.

Another moment later, and she lets out a bark of a laugh, harsh and sinister. Wagging a black fleshmetal claw at you, cackling all the while.

"This is why! This is why I chose you for my retinue, Murderface! This is why I saved you from execution, way back then!" Kharn chuckles. "You do not miss anything, do you? Nothing at all! Ah, how I wish I could be there, to see you blossoming into the role you were born for!"

[3/4]

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>>36158020

I can taste the salty.

>>36158177
>Your promises are ironclad, worth their weight in gold
Y-Yeah..

>>36158177

You growl her name again, trying to get her back on track, but you can't help but feel just a bit embarrassed at her words all of a sudden. Kharn was a soul who handed out compliments sparingly, and despite your current ire at her, to get her actual feedback on how you've been doing is...well, galvanizing, at least. That you're not doing anything wrong.

"Alright, alright. I suppose I should make the most out of this call, and tell you just what I've been told." Kharn nods slowly, one clawed hand going back to her belly again. "There...is a way to save this Oriko, Murderface. One that you will be able to do yourself. But..." Her black, iris-less eyes - save for the small dots of crimson at the very centers - flicker with clear uncertainty. "...It requires a sacrifice that you yourself will have to make."

How do you react?

[]What kind of sacrifice? One hundred magical girls again? That's easy. I'll just kill everyone under Oriko's command, that should be enough.
[]Is this the kind of sacrifice that I'll regret making, or what?
[]I don't care what I have to do. Just tell me what it is.

>>36158205
>[x]What kind of sacrifice? One hundred magical girls again?
>[x]Is this the kind of sacrifice that I'll regret making, or what?

>>36158205
>[]Is this the kind of sacrifice that I'll regret making, or what?

>>36158205
>[x]What kind of sacrifice? One hundred magical girls again? That's easy. I'll just kill everyone under Oriko's command, that should be enough.

>>36158205
>>[x]What kind of sacrifice? One hundred magical girls again?
>>[x]Is this the kind of sacrifice that I'll regret making, or what?

>>36158205
>[X]Is this the kind of sacrifice that I'll regret making, or what?

Quit stalling and get. To. The. Point.

>>36158205
>[x] Is this the kind of sacrifice that I'll regret making, or what?

This is bad news.

>>36158203
heh

>>36158205
[X]Is this the kind of sacrifice that I'll regret making, or what?

>>36158205
>[]What kind of sacrifice? One hundred magical girls again? That's easy. I'll just kill everyone under Oriko's command, that should be enough.

>>36158205
>[x]Is this the kind of sacrifice that I'll regret making, or what?
not like there could be much of anything we'd not regret sacrificing, seeing how we don't ahve all that much to give

>>36158205
>[x]What kind of sacrifice? One hundred magical girls again? That's easy. I'll just kill everyone under Oriko's command, that should be enough.

Just like old times.

>>36158205
[X]Is this the kind of sacrifice that I'll regret making, or what?

I don't like where this is going.

>>36158205
>[]Is this the kind of sacrifice that I'll regret making, or what?

>>36158205
>[X]Is this the kind of sacrifice that I'll regret making, or what?

Rip Kyouko.

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>>36158205
[x]What kind of sacrifice? One hundred magical girls again?
[x]Is this the kind of sacrifice that I'll regret making, or what?

Goddamnit Kharn, get to the point or we will send over Midori to bitchslap you again.

>>36158316
Chiaki shows how many fingers she slips in Midori

>>36158316
meanwhile_in_opposite_land.jpg

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>>36158316
Maybe she's lonely?

>>36158313
Sayaka maybe, but we do not sacrifice our best bro.


can we add red to the watermelon end?

>>36158205
[X]Is this the kind of sacrifice that I'll regret making, or what?

>>36158316

>Murdoriface and Chiaki Matsudawawa

I... I kinda want to see how this would work out.

>>36158350
Kyouko has death flag written all over her.

>>36158316
Who is that on the right?

>>36158205
>[x]Is this the kind of sacrifice that I'll regret making, or what?
Was the promise to try everything within reason, or that we will do everything we can?

Because I sort of remember telling Kirika we'll try but we can't make guarantees if Oriko's not willing to let herself be saved.

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>>36158178
Not even mad doe. Just smug.
Flight was delayed by a half hour again. I hate O'Hare

>>36158205
[X] Is this the kind of sacrifice I'm gonna regret?
[X] Tell me anyway.

If the sacrifice is just numbers, then shit's easy. If it has to be someone we're close to, it's not worth it. But we need to know going in what it has to be.

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>>36158205
Here, have Hat's newest banner.

>>36158384
If I had to guess, I'd say it would be Midori but with Murderface's work history and upbringing.

>>36158415
FOR YUU

>>36158415
Best imouto

>>36158332
>implying slutdori can't take four

>>36158442
Dem's fighting words, bub.

>>36158451
>implying Chiaki doesn't take all 5 from green green

Callidus magic is a wonderous thing.

>>36158384

It was from a Decu draw thread. Someone requested Chiaki and Midori with flipped personalities. I think it's pretty great.

Still need to see if we can get Midori to agree to try out the body-jacking feature in our Soul Gem link sometime.

>>36158432
SHE'S A SMALL GAL

>>36158485
If we're in Midori's body and masturbate, is it masturbation or fingering?
If we finger ourselves in her body, is that fingering or mastubration?

>>36158485
>so this is what having big boobs feels like

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>>36158384
A badly disguised Chiakipus Infiltrator.

>>36158513

Mostly, I'm curious if it works as a switch or if Midori is pushed to the passenger's seat so to speak and Chiaki is left without a driver since the wording way back when was kinda vague.

Also, it would be funny to see "Midori" stumbling about, unused to her center of gravity.

>>36158593
>Also, it would be funny to see "Midori" stumbling about, unused to her center of gravity.

I like you.

>>36158593
Both possibilities would be pretty cool.

[x] Lick the unconscious Chiaki's soul gem while operating Midori's body

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>>36158073
Neco already has her one true love.
Herself.

>>36158749

What hideous mutant is that??! Holy shit man

>>36158749
>she never got noticed by Malal so she bolsters her own ego

Tragic.

>>36158758
>>36158749
A worm slut obviously.

>>36158749
>ohboymyveryownclone

>>36158628
>>36158661

I'm kinda tempted to draw "Midori" stumbling about, but, eh, context. At any rate, it's a cute and funny mental image but I'm not certain if a switch is funnier or not. I think it would be adorable for Midori to finally have the smaller and shorter body she idealizes in a rather roundabout way.

>>36158799
I think the Sayaka bitching would have been worth it if we gave Neco some .50 AE.

At least we're getting some useful information after being Kharnblocked.

>>36158791
>>36158791
What's the relationship between NECO and Malal? Wendy's writeups and ask questions are scattered all over the place

>>36158880
Ai yo.

>>36158880

"I love you, Madoka"
"I don't have time for bitches. I need to save the world"

And then Malal dies.

>>36158909
HERE LIES MALAL
SHE KINDA SCORED

>>36158909
Neco confirmed this timeline's Homura.

>>36158922
Maybe she's in magical girl hell getting molested by Homucifer.

>>36158224 >>36158233 >>36158246 >>36158259

A sacrifice? You narrow your eyes here. What kind of sacrifice? And is this the kind of sacrifice that you'll regret making, or what?

Kharn spreads her brutally-clawed hands wide in front of her, the gesture bringing to mind an unwelcome vision of black blades being drawn in the dark to commit murder. When she speaks, it's with with the same shameful helplessness tainting her gaze and curdling her smile.

"I...I cannot say for certain, Murderface, I apologize. I do not know what you will need to sacrifice in order to save the Prophet." Kharn shakes her head at your frown of obvious disappointment, but presses on.

"Please, Murderface...Chiaki, listen." Her voice catches as she calls you by your real name. "I have only been told that you will know what you need to sacrifice when you are there, in the place where gods and mortals meet, where angels die at the whims of daemons. And while you will regret the sacrifice itself - to your very core - you will make it anyway, because that is what she sees you will do if you keep to this path."

...She? Who told her? Who's this 'she'?

"I made a promise," Kharn whispers now, looking back down at her belly once more. "One I do not wish to break, for the consequences....may not be something I can live with."

You blink at her, unbelievingly, before reaching up with one hand to pinch the bridge of your nose. Is...is everyone in on this entire thing? Is this one whole big joke, to keep you in the dark about IMPORTANT SHIT LIKE THIS, so that everyone can laugh when you inevitably fuck up afterward?

How do you react?

[]...Who told you, Kharn? Who made you promise? It's Malal, isn't it? Malal put you up to this?
[]Well, if you don't know, you can guess, right? Come on, Kharn, work with me here. What will I regret giving up? ...Is it pancakes?
[] It's Kyoko, isn't it? You're telling me I'm going to have to kill my best friend in order to save someone who doesn't deserve it.

>>36158966
>[x]...Who told you, Kharn? Who made you promise? It's Malal, isn't it? Malal put you up to this?

It better not be fucking pancakes

>>36158966
[X] It's Kyoko, isn't it? You're telling me I'm going to have to kill my best friend in order to save someone who doesn't deserve it.
[X]...Who told you, Kharn? Who made you promise? It's Malal, isn't it? Malal put you up to this?

>>36158966
>[]...Who told you, Kharn? Who made you promise? It's Malal, isn't it? Malal put you up to this?

>Kharn namefagging
What qualifies if we can namefag or not, for real

>>36158966
>[X]...Who told you, Kharn? Who made you promise? It's Malal, isn't it? Malal put you up to this?
>[X] It's Kyoko, isn't it? You're telling me I'm going to have to kill my best friend in order to save someone who doesn't deserve it.

>>36158966
>[X]...Who told you, Kharn? Who made you promise? It's Malal, isn't it? Malal put you up to this?
>[X] It's Kyoko, isn't it? You're telling me I'm going to have to kill my best friend in order to save someone who doesn't deserve it.

Fuck. Everything.

>>36158966
>[x]...Who told you, Kharn? Who made you promise? It's Malal, isn't it? Malal put you up to this?

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>>36158925
I WARNED YOU. I WARNED ALL OF YOU.

>>36158966
[] It's Kyoko, isn't it? You're telling me I'm going to have to kill my best friend in order to save someone who doesn't deserve it.

Might as well vote while I wait. My flight out of here keeps getting delayed.

>>36158966
>[x]Well, if you don't know, you can guess, right? Come on, Kharn, work with me here. What will I regret giving up? ...Is it pancakes?
N-no...

>>36158966
>[X]...Who told you, Kharn? Who made you promise? It's Malal, isn't it? Malal put you up to this?
>[x] It's Kyoko, isn't it? You're telling me I'm going to have to kill my best friend in order to save someone who doesn't deserve it.

I want to answer pancakes but this is serious!

>>36158966
>[]...Who told you, Kharn? Who made you promise? It's Malal, isn't it? Malal put you up to this?
>[] It's Kyoko, isn't it? You're telling me I'm going to have to kill my best friend in order to save someone who doesn't deserve it.

>>36159005
incredible vote

>>36158966
[X]...Who told you, Kharn? Who made you promise? It's Malal, isn't it? Malal put you up to this?
[X]Well, if you don't know, you can guess, right? Come on, Kharn, work with me here. What will I regret giving up? ...Is it pancakes?
[X]Ask the Three Stooges if they are listening (they might have some idea)

>>36158966
>"Look, I know it's Malal, she's been fucking with me ever since she died. If it's not Mami's pancakes, and it's not Midori, I can probably tank it. Will it be one of those?"

>>36158966
>[x]Well, if you don't know, you can guess, right? Come on, Kharn, work with me here. What will I regret giving up? ...Is it pancakes?
A sacrifice not worth making

>>36158966
>[X] It's Kyoko, isn't it? You're telling me I'm going to have to kill my best friend in order to save someone who doesn't deserve it.
>[X]Ask the Three Stooges if they are listening (they might have some idea)

>>36158966
[]...Who told you, Kharn? Who made you promise? It's Malal, isn't it? Malal put you up to this?
[] It's Kyoko, isn't it? You're telling me I'm going to have to kill my best friend in order to save someone who doesn't deserve it.

Fuck fate.

We can plan around this.

>36158966
>[X] It's Kyoko, isn't it? You're telling me I'm going to have to kill my best friend in order to save someone who doesn't deserve it.
>[X]Ask the Three Stooges for advice

>>36158966
>[x]...Who told you, Kharn? Who made you promise? It's Malal, isn't it? Malal put you up to this?

>>36158966
>>[X]...Who told you, Kharn? Who made you promise? It's Malal, isn't it? Malal put you up to this?
>>[X] It's Kyoko, isn't it? You're telling me I'm going to have to kill my best friend in order to save someone who doesn't deserve it.

>>36158966
>>[X]...Who told you, Kharn? Who made you promise? It's Malal, isn't it? Malal put you up to this?
>>[X] It's Kyoko, isn't it? You're telling me I'm going to have to kill my best friend in order to save someone who doesn't deserve it.

>>36158966
>[X] Well, if you don't know, you can guess, right? Come on, Kharn, work with me here. What will I regret giving up? ...Is it pancakes?

Also we should make sure to confer with everybody and inform them that our highest priority will be getting all of us out alive. We'll try to save Oriko, yes. We promised that. But we have also promised to protect the girls in our Officio, and if it comes down to a choice between Oriko and one of them, we can't choose the one who's been murdering our people.

Pancakes, however, dear, are a sacrifice we may have to make for the greater good. Here's hoping we don't contract a wheat allergy while we're there.

>>36158909
Which write up/thread was this?

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>>36159015
Adding
>[x] Ask the three stooges
to my vote

>>36159096
>[X]...Who told you, Kharn? Who made you promise? It's Malal, isn't it? Malal put you up to this?

>>36159086

Right after the failed interrogation NECO gave Chiaki an "I loved her" speech to which Chiaki was less than sympathetic. Other than that, just the NECO write-ups and general comments from Wendy's ask.fm and talking to her.

>>36159096
T-The syrup's flowing to her honeypot..

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>>36158966
>you're gonna carry that weight

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At any rate, sacrificing Chiaki's flatbro is completely out of the question IMO.

Out of the question.

>>36159162
FUCK.

And now it's raining inside class.

>>36159207
>tell her and Sayaka Kyouko is fated to die there
>Midori switches places with her for safety
>turns out it meant whorver was closest to Chiaki would be sacrificed
>Midori dies
>Kyouko goes guilt ridden, Chiaki goes back to drinking, painkillers and despair

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>>36159207
Chiaki does not sacrifice bros.

Besides, we'd have to deal with Sayaka immediately going fish mode.

>>36159153
There is an ask.fm for this?

>>36159230
>Wendy is there to comfort her
sounds like a plan.

>>36159265
>>36159279
guys
remember
kyouko IS the red culexus

>>36159270
Wendy, Decu, Attarou, Archival, Twiceborn, Malal, Dimunsis and possibly others have 'em. Not all by those names. You want the names?

>>36159290
Yes please.

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>>36159230

Having to choose between saving Midori or saving Kyouko? The answer is: both.

>>36159270

Not officially? But several people contributing to MGNQ have set up their own.

>>36159305
Skeyerage, Deculture, Zweihart, FarlakawsChosen (Udonge), WendyCooldown, Ghostbikewizard (Malal), Attarou, Archivalfag, Twiceborn, IAmZio (Hat). My bad if I missed anyone!

Oh, and those are the URLs, so just type it after "ask.fm/".

>>36159334
You forgot Nezujin(Ratmie)

>>36159334
If you find one, you'll surely find the rest via the questions received and the favorited answers.

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>>36159286
She didn't even set Midori on fire!

>>36159332
If it's to save Kyoko and Midori, we'll use our golden deagle on Oriko's stupid bucket head.

>>36159230

Or Oriko's soul is saved. But in the process, Kyouko ends up hating Chiaki's guts forever and begins a downward spiral that she may never recover from.

>>36159334
>>36159354
And Dimunsis, who I think is just Dimunsis

>>36159334
>Forgetting Midori
top kek

>>36159367
>>36159354

Doi. Knew I missed a few. Sorry!

>>36159384
Midedori

>>36159384

Goddammit I am the worst.

That'd be HanegawaMidori. So, so sorry.

I'll quit flooding the thread now.

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The sacrifice will be the Golden Katana and we'll be forever locked out of katana pimp timeline.

>>36159053
You fool

This is how fate gets you

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>>36159334
Actually mine's at dmsakutarou.

>>36159425
We got our waifu with the deagle, and the chainaxes + hat are probably the best bet for lewds anyway.

>>36159334
Just for reference, skeyerage is better known as Steph

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>>36159384

Midori rarely updates her ask.fm as it is. I know that I've fallen nearly a month behind on asks myself... Last I checked I had a queue of over 100 questions and she told me that she's had way more than that so she probably just gave up

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>>36159437
worked out for Cao Cao pretty well.

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>>36159489
>I'm a callidus you can't see me
hnnnng

>>36158993 >>36159002 >>36158995

It's Malal, isn't it? You snarl the accusation at Kharn, making Midori flinch at your side - and you feel her soft, warm hand rest on your bare shoulder.

"Chiaki, I--" Kharn starts, looking absolutely wretched - but you cut her off with another growl.

Malal told Kharn. You know it's her. The Culexus put her up to this - making your former Warmaster as just another part of her convoluted, all-encompassing plan that you can't make heads or tails out of, and frankly it's getting on your fucking nerves.

What kind of plan involves jerking someone with amnesia around with cryptic, half-complete information, supplied piecemeal at every fucking turn? Information that not only involves the aforementioned amnesia-afflicted dildo, but the safety of the people she cares about?

Why can't you just get a fucking straight answer just FOR FUCKING ONCE?

"Sempai..." Midori murmurs, giving your shoulder a gentle squeeze. For a moment, a hot flush of anger tempts you to brush her hand off - but you resist against it, instead nodding and taking a deep breath. Taking your time to exhale, forcing yourself to calm down.

Kharn, to her credit, waits for you to speak again, the shark-eyed former Warmaster seemingly cowed into silence just like any rattled novice in front of an irate superior officer. You'd have enjoyed the moment, if it weren't for the fact that what you're about to consider next is something that tears at your very core.

"It's Kyoko, isn't it?" You finally manage to say, the words sounding and tasting like the most disgusting, most putrid poison. "You're saying I have to kill my best friend to save someone who doesn't deserve it."

[1/2]

>>36159527

Silence. One long enough, and strained enough, that it's an answer all in itself.

You close your eyes as you suddenly feel angry enough to kill someone. The hot rush of it riding in your blood, coursing through your veins, filling your heart and mind with the lava-heat of absolute killing fury. Briefly tainting your vision a bloody red.
How do you respond?

[]Wrong answer, Kharn. Try again. While I'm still in this fucking chair and not teleporting over to strangle you for suggesting I kill my best friend.
[]...Is there any other way? Kharn, I don't care who told you. Just tell me if there's something else I can do.

>>36159527
>"It's Kyoko, isn't it?" You finally manage to say, the words sounding and tasting like the most disgusting, most putrid poison. "You're saying I have to kill my best friend to save someone who doesn't deserve it."
oh FUCK no.

We are NOT killing second-best girl.
Best Girl is misaka

>>36159552
>[]...Is there any other way? Kharn, I don't care who told you. Just tell me if there's something else I can do.

>>36159552
>[X]...Is there any other way? Kharn, I don't care who told you. Just tell me if there's something else I can do.

>>36159552
>[X]Wrong answer, Kharn. Try again. While I'm still in this fucking chair and not teleporting over to strangle you for suggesting I kill my best friend.

>>36159552
[X]Wrong answer, Kharn. Try again. While I'm still in this fucking chair and not teleporting over to strangle you for suggesting I kill my best friend.

>>36159552
>[x] Is there any other way? Kharn, I don't care who told you. Just tell me if there's something else I can do.

>>36159552
>[x]...Is there any other way? Kharn, I don't care who told you. Just tell me if there's something else I can do.
Killing Kyouko ain't an option
Considering killing Kyouko ain't an option
Considering considering killing Kyouko ain't an option

>>36159552
>[X]Wrong answer, Kharn. Try again. While I'm still in this fucking chair and not teleporting over to strangle you for suggesting I kill my best friend.

Looks like Oriko's gonna die.

>>36159552
>[x]Wrong answer, Kharn. Try again. While I'm still in this fucking chair and not teleporting over to strangle you for suggesting I kill my best friend.

>>36159489
a lot of those are probably the "daily question" which pops up new ones 5 or 6 times a day.

>>36159552
>[X] Not happening. I'm going to do everything I can to save Oriko, but you're right - if it comes down to a choice between her and Kyoko, Kyoko wins, no question. As does everybody else I'm taking with me. But I'm not going to walk into this planning to break my promises.

Also, very important - we tell EVERYONE that this is how our priorities are structured, BEFORE we teleport in.

>>36159552
>[]...Is there any other way? Kharn, I don't care who told you. Just tell me if there's something else I can do.
KYOUKO CONFIRMED FOR RED CULEXUS

>>36159552
[X]...Is there any other way? Kharn, I don't care who told you. Just tell me if there's something else I can do.

The other option seems a bit odd. Kharn is specifically saying we should kill Oriko and NOT sacrifice Kyoko. Or am I confused?

>>36159552
>[]Wrong answer, Kharn. Try again. While I'm still in this fucking chair and not teleporting over to strangle you for suggesting I kill my best friend.

>>36159208
the pool upstairs must've sprung a leak.

Also, a pre-emptive [X]keep kyoko over saving oriko. We've split up one lovey dovey couple, let's not make it two.

>>36159552
[x]...Is there any other way? Kharn, I don't care who told you. Just tell me if there's something else I can do.

We are not sacrificing our best friend and turning Sayaka into a witch.

>>36159552
>[x]...Is there any other way? Kharn, I don't care who told you. Just tell me if there's something else I can do.
because we are NOT hurting best meguca

>>36159597

The conversation had been kind of unnecessarily convoluted and I'm only half paying attention because of work but: Kharn calls saying it's something important, Chiaki asks what is it, Kharn starts talking about Oriko and praises Chiaki keeping her promises, Chiaki replies that she'll try and to get to the chase, Kharn implies that Chiaki will have to sacrifice something to keep that promise, Chiaki surmises that she's talking about Kyouko, Kharn shuts the fuck up and now we're here.

Given the flow of the conversation, I think we should keep the pressure up and call out Kharn on her silence rather than letting up at this point. There's more that she isn't telling.

>>36159552
[X]...Is there any other way? Kharn, I don't care who told you. Just tell me if there's something else I can do.

>>36159552
>[x]...Is there any other way? Kharn, I don't care who told you. Just tell me if there's something else I can do.

>>36159552
>[]Wrong answer, Kharn. Try again. While I'm still in this fucking chair and not teleporting over to strangle you for suggesting I kill my best friend.

>All these "pick kyoko and be a liar and oath breaker"

Its like we want to be untrustworthy and nnever use the Katana again

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>>36159705
Being a watch-wearing dildo won't keep Kyoko safe.

>>36159722
Exactly. I'd rather have kyoko bite it than us be an oath breaker.

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>>36159527
Gonna need two deagles for this.

>>36159705

I don't remember the exact wording, maybe someone else could look it up, but I'm fairly certain we were more careful with that promise telling Kirika that we would "try" and, to be fair, we're trying. She went be pleased by us picking Kyouko, who she dislikes, over Oriko, but we'll try.

And, more to the point, from a completely functional and cynical point of view, we already know that Kirika is quickly losing her memories since she started inhabiting the katana.

Realistically, we don't even have to try. We can just wait for her to wait for Oriko.

>>36159705
I'm perfectly okay with that.

>>36159737
Die in your ideals and die, anon

>>36159737

I'd pick Kyouko. The only one who even knows about the promise is Kirika. Everyone else only knows that were going out of out way to try and save Oriko, nothing else. If we hold up our end of the bargain by trying then it's all good, but if we fail and she Kyouko only then the only one burned is Kirika... Who's rapidly losing her memory.

It's a bit mercenary, but weighing both options, Kyouko's life a d Sayaka's sanity trumps Kirika

If Kyoko gets killed, Sayaka will probably kill Chiaki or herself.

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Why don't we just save everyone?

>>36159792
That's what I want to do.

>>36159792
TIMEMAIDENMAN
FIGHTING TO SAVE THE WOOOOOOOOOORLD

>>36159789
Yeah, things will snowball if Kyouko dies.

>>36159780
Of course. Ultimately, I'm in agreement with you guys: better our Flat bro and our Bluberry Bitch than Kirika's degrading sanity.

...but just once, I'd like to see a protag for whom her promises (and more importantly, breaking thereof), means more than just a cost-benefit analysis.

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>>36159789
Sayaka might kill Oriko too, making the whole attempt pointless.

>>36159792
We're not Madokami.

>>36159792
We're gonna fucking try. Because fuck fate and fuck the world telling us what to do.

>>36159828
For Chiaki herself, the reasoning is purely sentimental, not on a cost-benefit basis.

>>36159828
Sadly, we don't have that option.

We never did.

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>>36159828
Homura has quite the excellent track record when it comes to trying to keep her promises.

I mean, just look at Madoka.

>Homus
>Making promises
When will they learn?

>>36159843
This

We need to cut the Gordian knot, even if that means tying Kyouko up in the silent room for her own good.

>>36159792
It's called "Fall of Chiaki Matsuda" for a reason.

>>36159863
Homura's promises only get warped and hurt people in the end. It's best if we break them.

>>36159746
Checked back in Thread 189.

Kirika nods at this. "What about Oriko, then?"

Standard hostage recovery pattern, you reply just as quickly. Because that's what she is, isn't she? A hostage. Whether on her own doing or by Ahriman controlling her, it doesn't matter. You'll do your best to rescue her from the shit she'd dived headfirst into, and let the cards fall where they may after that.

"..." The former Eversor Rank Leader falls silent again, before speaking up. "Bring me with you, when you go to purge those under her command. Let me assume control when you face her, Murderface." She swallows here, hard, audibly, as if each word is scorching her throat, as if it's that painful to say. "I'll do my best to get through to her at that moment. If there's nothing that can be done, then I'll kill her myself."

...Can she do something like that?

"No, I can't." Kirika shakes her head, and it's here that you see that her hands are trembling. Dislodging a few paper cranes from her lap. "But someone else may get it wrong. That's why I have to do it."

"The chances of Oriko being saved are laughably slim. I know what a Golden Weapon can do to someone with an established contract." She nods at you. "And you know what they can do to a civilian."

"Slim as they are, the fact that there's still a chance warrants an attempt. As many attempts as it takes." Kirika offers you a hand - and you blink once at it, before taking it and allowing her to pull you up back to your feet. "Even if I will forget her eventually - even if I do turn into a stark-raving bitch ghost inside a pretty knife - I can go to that hell without the regret of not doing everything I can for her." She shrugs again. "Hopefully, she will forgive me in the afterlife."

...Well, she doesn't have to worry about that.

You shake your head. You won't give her all the control. You'll be facing Oriko together. If it comes to that - if she really can't be saved - then you'll be the one to kill Oriko.

>>36159888
At least we weren't squeezing Kirika's butt when we made it.

>>36159914

Thanks.

So we did promise to try and request Oriko and made it perfectly clear that her life was forfeit if things went south.

Good to know we're all on the same page, then.

One point.

Kharn did NOT verify that it was Kyoko.

That was an assumption on our part.

>>36159931

Rescue, not request. Dammit, autocorrect. Stop making stupid mistakes when I'm in a hurry

>>36159933

Her silence implies that Chiaki's assumption was correct and that she correctly surmised the message that Malal wanted to transmit and that Kharn was waffling over

inb4 mami dies

>>36159933
>>36159969
we already know that kyouko is the red culexus

>>36159780
We also promised Kyoko to try and save Oriko, as well.

>>36160025
Mami is up to something, and Risa might be right about her.

>>36160037
>we already know
Post proof or retract, motherfucker. And not this shadowrun conspiracy bullshit - show me some fucking proof and I'll believe you. Until then, plsgo and stay go.

>>36160075
TRY is the operative word here

>>36159969
An implication isn't assent either. I'm just saying it's foolish to work under an assumption that specific when it will hamper us in the middle of an op.

Part of predestination and precognition is pushing things the way you want them to go, and while Kharn might not be hedging....that doesn't mean Malal wasn't making Kharn her patsy bu hinting without telling.

Because Malal will go to any lengths to get this done, it's been proven.

>>36160090
Absolutely.

Again, our course should be TRY to save Oriko, but PRIORITIZE our squadmates, and INFORM our squad that this is what we're doing, and their orders are to do the same.

Oriko and her group did nothing wrong.
just like Yuma did nothing wrong.
they are both innocent!

>>36160102
So could Malal be lying about Kyouko in order to ensure certain events happen?

>>36160102

Fair point, but if we tried to second guess every plot hook we'd be here all day. Some things you just need to take at face value and let the narrative play out. Everything so far points towards Chiaki correctly guessing the message and stunning Kharn into silence. If no hints are given to the contrary, I'd be inclined to go with it and work with what we're given instead of dragging g out the pre-mission prep any longer

>>36159560 >>36159563 >>36159566

No. No, you can't lose control now. Yes, you're pissed off. Yes, you're angry. But this is no time to let your emotions get the better of you. Kharn's made some stupid decisions, sure, but she's suffered for them - and she's trying to help you now, even in this stunted, stilted way. Even if she's clearly muzzled from telling you everything, somehow.

You close your eyes, take another deep breath, and then open your eyes again at your slow exhalation. Willing your entire body to remain still, to drive away the temptation of succumbing to the cathartic release of anger.

And when you speak, it's with a tightly-controlled voice, one with calm forced into it.

"Kharn?" You call your former Warmaster, and she looks up at you with tears welling up around her sharklike orbs, looking dangerously close to breaking down. "There's another way, right? I don't care who told you. That doesn't matter. Just...tell me if there's something else I can do." You pause here, swallowing hard. "Please."

For a long moment of silence, Kharn looks down at her belly, again, at that small but obvious bump bulging from her blouse - her two brutally-clawed hands curled over it in unconscious protectiveness - before she looks up again. A tearful smile now curling her lips.

"You have always been eager to kill, Murderface," She says, her tone wistful, distant. "I am not lying when I say this. Sure, you loved to drown yourself in the bottle too much, and you are incorrigible when you are assigned to a squad leader who is not Mami, which is often, but..." Kharn turns to the side for a moment, her gaze locking onto something offscreen - and you see her nod, slowly, before turning back to you. "...you have always been the first to arrive in any combat zone, and always the last to leave. First in, last out. Always, whenever there is killing to be made."

...First in, last out? What does have to do with--

[1/2]

>>36160221

"First in, last out." Kharn repeats, as if in a trance. Her eyes locked at yours but looking at something else. Something beyond you.

+ It's a clue, Nameless One. + Dildoes' voice is a silken hiss in your mind. + The Betrayer is saying that to save Oriko, you have to do it on your own. With the rest of your party - Kyoko especially - out of the Akashic Realm. +

That's...that's it?

That's all you have to do? To make sure Kyoko and the others are out of there before you attempt it?

+ It's the likeliest explanation. I'd stake my reputation upon it. + Dildoes replies firmly. + And probably all we're going to get out of her. Whoever swore her into silence doesn't seem to be playing around.+

How do you react?

[]Is there anything else you can tell me, Kharn?
[]Thank you. That's all I needed. ...How are the babies?
[]Other.

>>36160244
>[]Is there anything else you can tell me, Kharn?
We're already balls deep. Might as well squeeze out everything we can right now.

>>36160244
[x] Thanks Kharn.

Ask her if the kids will take after her, Souji, or Their aunt.

>>36160244
>[x]Thank you. That's all I needed. ...How are the babies?

>>36160244
>[X]Thank you. That's all I needed. ...How are the babies?

We should show some concern for her own life after she's taken the time to help us out, yes.

>>36160244
>[X]Is there anything else you can tell me, Kharn?
>[x]Thank you. That's all I needed. ...How are the babies?

>>36160244
>[X]Thank you. That's all I needed. ...How are the babies?

>>36160244
[X]Thank you. Is there anything else you can tell me, Kharn?

>>36160244
>[x]Is there anything else you can tell me, Kharn?
like anything she might not have mentioned about Ahriman's fighting skills, seeing how we'd go against just that if things go bad

>>36160244
>[X]Thank you. That's all I needed. ...How are the babies?

Sure, why not

>>36160244
[X]Thank you. That's all I needed. ...How are the babies?

>>36160244
>[x]Thank you. That's all I needed. ...How are the babies?

>>36160244
>[x]Thank you. That's all I needed. ...How should I lewd Midori?

>>36160293
Last time went badly even with perfect timestop.

>>36160244
>[x]Is there anything else you can tell me, Kharn?

Once she has answered -->

[x]Thank you. That's all I needed. ...How are the babies?

Can Souji walk yet, or is he still in traction from babymaking?

>>36160244
>[]Thank you. That's all I needed. ...How are the babies?

>>36160244
>[x]Thank you. That's all I needed. ...How are the babies?

Does it seem like she's being threatened by someone?

>>36160244
>[X]Is there anything else you can tell me, Kharn?
>[X]Thank you. That's all I needed. ...How are the babies?

>>36160244
>[X]Other.
Tell me your secrets. You have interrupted a very important moment, and I need to know how to make sure a certain person won't leave this room without remembering me forever.

Totally deadpan for maximum effect.

>>36160358
A wee bit. Could be Oriko.

>>36160314

To be fair, Girl A's modus operandi was to kill/incapacitate the body and then go after the Soul Gem. While we didn't get the details of her encounter with Ahriman, the narration said there were gunshots followed by Ahriman's scream. Shooting the Soul Gem doesn't give anyone a chance to scream so it's safe to assume that Girl A underestimated Ahriman because of perfect time stop; incapacitating the body first and then getting fried by magic when she went after the Soul Gem.

We should endeavor not to repeat that mistake

>>36160221
>You call your former Warmaster, and she looks up at you with tears welling up around her sharklike orbs, looking dangerously close to breaking down.
>Kharn being cute
I'm not sure how to feel about this.

>>36160244
[X]Thank you. That's all I needed. ...How are the babies?

The person/thing off-screen is suspicious as fuck. How did she find out about our coming adventure so quickly anyway?

>>36160244
[]Other. "Did you receive the package I sent you?"

>>36160392
This.

>>36160244
>[]Thank you. That's all I needed. ...How are the babies?
>>36160392

Theses

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>>36160381
>I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Well, I do.

>>36160358
I can't imagine Kharn being threatened by anyone and not adding their skull to her skull throne. It seems more like promises made to Malal are serious business.

>>36160378
We do know that in character right? From when Kharn was telling us over bear steaks, I think.

>>36160392
Seconded.

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>>36160244

>>36160392
Now is the time.
seconding this.

>>36160244
[X]Thank you. That's all I needed. ...How are the babies?

>>36160392
Yep.

>>36160428

Kharn was narrating that flashback to Chiaki so we do know this in character. Mind you, that particular scene was vague, there are some assumptions there, but it fits the pattern of Girl A's behaviour during the incident that started the entire fiasco and during the fight that broke out at the Third.

>>36160446
>>36160453
Goddammit

>>36160551
That ffashback brings back a lot of memories.
Still sad Erebus had to die.

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>>36160392
>emotional moments of expectant mother
>"Well, about the pantsu..."
Anons - no sense for tact or proper timing.

>>36160576
Erebus was a good girl who had to try her best.

>>36160580
Chiaki is about as tactful as a house fire.

Even with those teeth, I'd still kiss Pinkie.

>>36160580

At this point sarcastic quips like that have pretty much become part of Chiaki's characterization, although I'm hoping that this particular one got thrown around late enough not to make the cut.

Why?

Because if the package hasn't arrived yet we'll be ruining the surprise.

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>>36160614
Get in line, nigga.

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>>36160640
Best girl!

>>36160640
>>36160717
When are we gonna lick her soul gem/grief seed?

>>36160740
When we Homusatan.

>>36160740
You guys can lick that while I lick other places~

>>36160627
Isn't the 9th sending supplies to siberia via personal courier?
If I remember correctly, we had the package prepared in the last minute. It'd be weird if Kharn hasn't received it yet.

>>36160244
>With the rest of your party - Kyoko especially - out of the Akashic Realm
Worst trap ever.

>>36160783

I don't remember? I assume that since it's an official R&D base it gets sent out with the regular postings of the day to day work. I don't remember if we marked it as priority or if it was done via personal courier or what.

I'm just assuming it hasn't arrived since she hasn't brought it up herself

>>36160847
And yet we're definitely going to jump right into it.

>>36160850
"Package sent directly from the Warmaster" probably defaults to class A triple-prime priority.

>>36160850
We didn't exactly give her much time to talk about things that weren't strictly business.

>>36160847
And we're gonna fall for it.

>>36160783
>>36160876

The perception of time is a little wonky in this quest.

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>>36160918
>tfw the flow of time is convoluted

>>36160850
Bringing something up completely unrelated to work and lewd is our specialty.

>>36160967
That reminds me. We know Kharn fucked Wendy and everyone else basically. Did she fuck Chiaki too? Did her and Chiaki tag team Wendy?

>>36160967
Just like our first visit to Siberia...
Sup? I got you chocolate, booze and porn.

>>36161006
>and everyone else basically
Only blondes.

>>36161023
Wendy ain't no blonde.

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>>36160960
As expected of a magical girl with time powers.

I'm thinking the Akashic Realm being created is entirely our fault.

>>36161006
Chiaki turned her down.

>>36161006
> Did her and Chiaki tag team Wendy?
Dimunsis, lewdfic when?

>>36161006
Probably not Chiaki, her stance was "But that's forbidden love!"

she was still Girl A, though

>>36161006
No, Chiaki explicitly told her that would be forbidden love. We even have drawfaggotry of the scene (courtesy of Hat-chan).

>>36160273 >>36160276 >>36160287 >>36160392

You thank Kharn after a long moment of silence. She's...it's only now that you realize just how much she wanted to tell you something, but had somehow been rendered unable to do so. You're not sure just how, but you have your own suspicions. Fear is one but....you don't see Kharn as someone who actually feared anything OR anyone. That, then, leaves the fear that would reduce someone like the Betrayer to tears, a familiar fear that you'd been wrestling with ever since you started on this path to dildodom: the fear of something horrific happening to people you care about. The fear of something happening to them that you will be hopeless to prevent or mitigate.

In response, Kharn giggles - no longer her predatory chuckle, but an actual breathless giggle, one seemingly born of fatigued gratitude and relief. Gratitude that you didn't push the matter, and relief that she can now speak of other, lighter matters. "It...it is okay, Murderface. Do not mention it. I know that I have much to atone for, and I am trying. Truth to be told, Souji did not wish for me to make this call, but...I wanted to. And so we are here."

She holds up a clawed hand as you frown. "He does not know all the details. I have spared him from the more important details that concern you and me and our...condition. His desire was a result of lamentable ignorance, but one I have inflicted upon him, and so it is forgivable." Another giggle. "But yes, I could not let you go there without telling you. As...much as I am able to."

You nod. That's all you needed, anyway. Well, besides anything she can tell you about how Ahriman usually fights.

[1/2]

>>36161126

Kharn waves a clawed hand. "Ahriman is a sorcerer. Magic spells are her forte. Granted, I do not know how she will make her will manifest in the Akashic Realm, and through this Prophet - but it is a safe bet, I think, to expect all manner of trickery from her. Unfair tricks, like summoned monsters and daemons. Fire and brimstone launched at you from afar. Nothing like how we fight." Her old grin comes to the surface, just as she delicately takes a handkerchief from her blouse pocket and dabs at her eyes with it.

...Right. Well. How are the babies, then...?

At this particular question, Kharn brightens up, her black sharklike eyes glittering. "Ahaha! Well, I, ah, they are doing very well, Murderface! Kyuubey, he flies over a Venenum every week or so to check and conduct ultrasounds, and they are healthy from what I am understanding! Ten fingers, ten toes, perfect brain and organ formation!" Her bosom swells with pride as she pats her swollen stomach.

"Strong children, Murderface, born to continue the Valnikov bloodline! Fraternal twins, a boy and a girl!" She grins at you, the oppressive black mood from earlier gone and clearly forgetten now. "Souji is being a dildo about it as usual, but I am decided to make you godmother once they are born!"

God...godmother? You blink, here, feeling your cheeks burn at the unexpected surprise. But...isn't that for relatives, or something? Surely there's someone who should be better qualified--

"All dead!" Kharn shakes her head happily. "But, ah, I am picking you, there is no argument!"

Your cheeks burn hotter at this, before you nod. Well, if she's sure, then...yeah, why not. You've always wanted to find out what it's like to be one.

"I'll have the paperwork sent over once they are born, then!" Kharn claps both clawed hands in approval, clearly pleased at this turn of events. "If Souji calls you and tries to offer you money to turn it down, just say no!"

[2/3]

>>36161039
After I get the MidorixStrauss one done.

>>36161148

Hah. Alright. ...Oh, yeah. Did she get the package you sent her?

"Oh, yes, it did arrive, very quickly in fact!" Kharn nods. "Sent here on Warmaster Priority, along with my old skull throne! They will come in handy when we are to make the childrens' quarters, the throne especially."

W-what? How? You blink here. The...skull throne, maybe, but the panties--

"Wallpaper, Murderface!" The Betrayer giggles. "It will make their room's walls colorful and exciting to look at! Ah, and the skull throne, I've already taken apart to make into their crib! It is very fetching, and very comfortable, too!"

...A baby crib made out of skulls?

Metal, you decide inwardly. That's very metal.

"I am sure you are jealous, now, huh?" Kharn is smiling again, this time a sly smile. "Well? When are you getting your own, Murderface? Or is Hanegawa the one to be the mother?"

It's here that you feel the hand on your shoulder suddenly clamp down hard, almost to the point of pain - and you look up to see Midori, shaking, her face completely red.

"If...s-sempai, if you want, I--" Is all you can get from her, before her words quickly turn into unintelligible murmurings.

How do you respond?

[]That's...not on the table yet, Kharn. Sorry to disappoint you.
[]If I wanted to throw up every morning, I'd go back to my old habits. But we'll see.
[]I don't know. What's it like, anyway?
[]Wish her well, and say your goodbyes. No need to stay on the call for longer than necessary.

>>36161184
>[]Hanegawa will be the mother
"As soon as humanly possible, Kharn."

>>36161184
>[x]If I wanted to throw up every morning, I'd go back to my old habits. But we'll see.

>>36161184
>[x]Wish her well, and say your goodbyes. No need to stay on the call for longer than necessary.

Oh for fucks sake, Kharn

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>>36160967
>Bringing something up completely unrelated to work and lewd is our specialty.

Seems like Midori's behavior is rubbing off on Chiaki.

Snrk

>>36161184
"We're both girls, you dumbass!"

>>36161184
>[X]If I wanted to throw up every morning, I'd go back to my old habits. But we'll see.
>[X]Wish her well, and say your goodbyes. No need to stay on the call for longer than necessary.

>>36161184
>[]That's...not on the table yet, Kharn. Sorry to disappoint you.
>[]If I wanted to throw up every morning, I'd go back to my old habits.

>>36161184
>[x]That's...not on the table yet, Kharn. Sorry to disappoint you.

Why not get each other pregnant?

>>36161184
[X]That's...not on the table yet, Kharn. Sorry to disappoint you.

>>36161184
>[x]If I wanted to throw up every morning, I'd go back to my old habits. But we'll see.
>[x]I was working on it with Midori when you called

>>36161184
>[X]If I wanted to throw up every morning, I'd go back to my old habits. But we'll see.

Yes, let's embarrass Midorin further~

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>>36161219
When have we ever let the impossible stand in our way? Kick reason to the curb and do the impossible! That's the Chiaki way!

>>36161184
[x]If I wanted to throw up every morning, I'd go back to my old habits. But we'll see.
[x]I don't know. What's it like, anyway?
Can we have both?

>>36161184
>...A baby crib made out of skulls?
>Metal, you decide inwardly. That's very metal.
Kharn best mom.

>>36161184
[x]If you hadn't called, I might just have.

>>36161184
[X]If I wanted to throw up every morning, I'd go back to my old habits. But we'll see.
[X]Wish her well, and say your goodbyes. No need to stay on the call for longer than necessary.

Hehehe.

>>36161184
>[X]If I wanted to throw up every morning, I'd go back to my old habits. But we'll see.
also
>>36161219
this

>>36161253
We can probably get Madaraki to graft a fully functional dick on Chiaki

>>36161184
[x]If I wanted to throw up every morning, I'd go back to my old habits. But we'll see.
[x]I don't know. What's it like, anyway?

>>36161184
>[x]If I wanted to throw up every morning, I'd go back to my old habits. But we'll see.
>[x]I don't know. What's it like, anyway?

>>36161283
If Madaraki does it, it will come with a mind of its own and the ability to take over our body. Next thing we know, we'll be sleep impregnating half the Officio

>>36161184
>[X]Wish her well, and say your goodbyes. No need to stay on the call for longer than necessary.
Great timing, this is an excuse to get back to that shower.
>Might get pregnant? I'm gonna MAKE you pregnant!

>>36161184
[x] I don't know what's it like?

Chaika and Midori should be mothers together.

>>36161283
It's been done before. There's a doujin, you know.

>>36161358
>Chaika
Pregnant. Yes. Many babies.

>>36161237
this

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>>36161230
>Why not get each other pregnant?

>>36161308
>we'll be sleep impregnating half the Officio
You say that as if half the Officio won't be begging us for it.

>>36161237
I also like this

>>36161358
>>36161376
Chaikas are not for lewds!

>>36161184
[X]I don't know. What's it like, anyway?

>>36161283
>Madaraki
>not Fabulous Billie

pls

>>36161237
This