>>36157167
Do we even have our phone? Try and text someone?

Failing that, try and bargain/distract it until someone shows up who can handle it


orrrrr we text or call claire's dad amd tell him that claire's in danger

>>36157167
Hide? We're a background character. We don't deal with this shit.

Also, text the girls presently in our house. Rosa can bust out if necessary.

>>36157167
"Okay, can you calm down a moment?"
"I can't get back inside to get Rosa with you being angry and monster like, like this."
Glance at the shutters
"See?

>>36157167
Uhh....
Ask the giant floating eyeball what's its problem?
Piss ourselves?
Hope Nej shows up to fight this weird thing?

..

Actually, scratch that. Fuck Nej.

>>36157214
This

>>36157167
Time to distract as long as possible. Make him monologue.

>>36157167
Well, i bet daniel didn't SEE this coming.
EYE mean, a giant enemy?
That's a a sight to see.
anyone has some good inSIGHT?

>>36157214
Second, try and get him to calm the fuck down

>>36157233
This.

Villains can't resist going in for the monologue.

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>>36157214
Absolutely fucking retarded.

Why would you confirm that she's inside? What makes you think the irrationally angry supervillain eyeball is going to calm down because you asked it to? Why would you even offer to cooperate?

>>36157233
This.
It will distract him for a lomg time.

>>36157233
And then we call Claire's dad or something

>>36157233
>>36157293
>>36157167
Seconding these

>>36157283
>Why would you even offer to cooperate?
So we can have Mia turn us into Rosa.

I wave an arm at it. "HEYYYY! GIANT EYE THING! CAN YOU LIKE..... FUCK OFF?"

The eye drifts westwards slightly, blotting out the sun, leaving the only light that of the glowing energy, crackling sharply, as it continues to stare at us.

"ALRIGHT..... WELL THEN! CARE TO EXPLAIN WHAT YOUR PLAN AND GOALS ARE? WHY YOU WANT ROSA?" That should work, these assholes can never resist monologuing.

Good one Danny, way to make a smart deci-

FWUUUUH BWUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

A gigantic bolt of red energy pulses downward from the iris, crashing into the house, throwing me away, as the earth around the house bubbles and cracks, cascading away from the blast.

I roll to the floor, landing in the street, covered in more scrapes and bruises.

Ow.

I look over. The house is still standing, but the armouring is hissing and steaming, glowing white hot.

>What do

>>36157315
RunAway.jpg

>>36157315
>"This really helps further your stated goal, doesn't it? Have you really never considered diplomacy as a standard course of action?"
Engage minimum fucks.

>>36157315
"Look sir, you can't get into house through that armor."
"It's basically impenetrable, if you're going to stage a kidnapping you need to be SUBTLE."
Segue into telling him how to brush up on his kidnapping plans to distract him

>>36157315
fucking leg it while calling fucking everyone we can think of to help

>>36157315
Call claire's dad.
Fast.

>>36157315
>"Fine, I can point out where she is."
>Proceed to look for Eri.

>>36157315
>>36157347
This

>>36157350
Nah, throw Nej at it or one of his whores

>>36157347
Agreed.

Give the old man a shot.

>>36157399
But we're in girl form

"Well. Fuck it. I'm not useful here." I roll to my feet and start sprinting down the street, Shoe tucked into an armpit.

I pull my phone from my pocket and start dialling, looking for contact numbers.

Cursing my hatred for most of the assholes with actual superpowers, I thumb down through my contacts, as a car drives slowly down the street, apparently unconcerned.

I should

>>call...
>Mum
>Rosa
>Mia
>Claire
>Eri
>Mike
>Dad

>>Flag the car down

>>36157347
This.
> hey, skinny cunt here.
> claire is in trouble and we are all sorts of fucked
> if you don't come, i might have to stick my dick in a cat.

>>36157408
>>Rosa
>>Flag the car down

>>36157408
Call dad.
Tell a giant floating eyeball enemy fucked his begonias.

>>36157408
>Eri
>Flag the car down

>>36157408
>Claire
Tell her to call her old man.
>Flag the car down

>>36157408
>>36157428
This.

>>36157408
>Claire
>>Flag the car down

>>36157408
>>36157428
This and tell her to tell Rosa about the monster and see if Mia can draw something to help

Calling it now: Giant Eye-kun is going to turn out to be another one of Rosa's suitors, and also I will laugh my ass off.

I call Claire, waving the car down as the call connects. The vehicle slows further on it's approach, cutting the acceleration and coasting the last few metres.

"Danny? What the shit did you do?" Claire asks.

"It wasn't me! It's some giant eye ball... thing in the sky! And it wants Rosa. Can you call your dad? Get him to come over and help kill this fucker?" I beg her, breath stitching.

"I'll try, but he can't reach anything in the air...." She sounds unsure. "We'll try and find a way out too." Se cuts the call.

The car coasts next to me, engine clunking quietly, as it indicates to pull onto the curb.

"Oh thank god!" I tug the door open and collapse into the passenger seat, "Drive!"

The driver is hidden behind a news paper. Familiar hands blocking the view of his face, until he pulls it away, licking his thumb to turn the page. "Mhmmm."

"DAD! FUCKING DRIVE!" I shout.

He sighs and shuts the paper, folding it in half and placing it in my lap with a significant look.


I shove it to the floor, "GO!"

Dad pulls the hand break up, reaches over and picks the paper up again, places it in my lap, before lowering the handbreak and accelerating.

>Get home, quick!
>Fucking get out of here!

>>36157497
>Fucking get out of here!
Uh, we're right outside our home.

>>36157497
>>Get home, quick!

>>36157497
>Fucking get out of here!
>Also, Dad, would you happen to know anyone who could take out a giant flying eyeball?

>>36157501
>Uh, we're right outside our home.
nah we're not, we ran down the street

and we left our keys inside, but if dads got his keys he can open up and get us inside if someone distracts the thing away so we can power up Claire and Rosa and Mia

>>36157497
>Get home, quick!
Dad can open the doors for us.

>>36157497
Ask to read the sports page.
It's always a good conversation topic.

>>36157497
>Get home, quick!

But we can just walk home easily. Let's take advantage of this car while we're in it.

>>36157497
>>Stay at reasonable distance.
We cant do nothing, and he is not interested in us.
Don't do dumb shit some hero will handle it.

Running around something that can fuck up anti monster shield would probably do us no good.

We could try to distract it with our naked form, maybe?

How much battery charge the girls inside have?

>>36157552
How?

going home wins

>>36157552
But if we take the car away then we will no longer be within range to walk home easily.

>>36157556
We can do something, if Dad can unlock the house for us to get in, but we can only do that if the monster is not focussing on the house and us.

We get inside and we can powerup our girls.

Fucking Dani shenanigans are going to get us and our girls and family killed

Ok plan C, we kiss Dad, and hope for superpowers?
We are girl now.

>>36157590
Seconded

Say, how does he even know who we are besides the fact that we shouted "Dad!" at him?

Has Dad been spying on us?

>>36157590
That's hilarious since Dad now knows we turned into a girl.

>>36157590
No

>>36157590
Fucking no.

>>36157597
I assume he didn't know, until we shouted "DAD".

And now he's rolling with it. Because when there's a giant floating eye of death in the sky above you, your son turning into a girl seems somewhat insignificant in comparison.

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"Floor it! Get home!" I shout.

Dad cruises down the street, obeying the speed limit and locking the car doors as the car moves.

He whistles as we slowly list up the street, before peeling into the drive way. Undoing his tie as he turns the engine off. Grabbing the newspaper he lets himself out.

I move to shunt my door open, only to find it doesn't budge. WHY THE FUCK DOES HE ALWAYS LEAVE CHILD LOCK ON? I grunt and shove against it as Dad climbs out, still whistling to himself in the red glow of the neighbourhood, walking up the driveway and twirling his keys around his finger.

I get the idea to climb out his side, falling out of the seat, Shoe ducks under the car, as the eye crackles with energy again.

Dad presses the chip on his key ring into the section of plating covering the door, and a rectangular section of the steel shunts out of the way.

The door flings open from inside, and Mum barrels outwards. "Hi Darling." She steps forward and Dad kisses her on the cheek, lifting her in a spinning hug and setting her back down.

Mum pushes out his grip, spins on the spot and holds a palm out, wiping it in a horizontal arc in front of her, wiping it from left to right.

I stare, bewildered, as the white skin around the eyeball fades into nothing, replaced by clear sky. The red of the eye dissapears too, as Mum's hand arcs across it, the entire thing soon wiped from the sky without a trace, barring a few shortly disappearing crackles of energy.

The sky above is clear, leaving no trace of the monster that assaulted our home.

I.. don't... I.... what?

>Write in

>>36157630
What

WHAT

>>36157630

What.

>>36157630
>"... I'm going to bed."

>>36157630
Jesus Christ. Is mom a reality warper?

>>36157630
Shrug, our powers run in the family obviously. Hide behind the car so we're not caught out as big tits Dani

>>36157630
"Since when is this a THING?"

>>36157645

That would be pretty hilarious, because she'd still be unable to warp the gay or the NEET out of her kids.

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>>36157630

Watt

>>36157650
>>36157630
This

>>36157630
"...What"

Well, we had to get our powers from somewhere

>>36157645
seems to be powered by dad too, since she didnt do anythign til they kissed

then again, maybes shes just a lazy, crazy bitch

>>36157630
Climb in through the window.

>>36157650
>mom kissed dad
Maybe dad has the same powers as us.

>>36157630
>"Sorry, I forgot something in Daniel's room."

>>36157650
Second

>>36157665
That's what I'm thinking to

>>36157630
Dad has same power as us.
Be in background, kiss girl, girl do stuff, no one notices.

>>36157650
dis

>>36157656
What a loving mother, wanting to mold her kids but choosing to let them make their own decisions.

>>36157630
Man if we see any alchemists or homunculi, we are keeping them the fuck away from dad. I don't want another raining funeral

>>36157630
Fuck it. Bed.

>>36157667
oh

fuck


uhm


fuck fuck fuck


mother fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck

>>36157682
wasnt mum Izumi?

>>36157630
Nope.

Not dealing with this.

We are heading back in and not giving any fucks.

>>36157630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDuQx-AXObo

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>>36157691

>>36157630
>the power of D runs through the family
Too bad dad got stuck with worst girl in his time. I bet he had an entire entourage of girls like us before.

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>>36157630

You can't just

What

>>36157694
But we have to give a fuck about keeping the masquerade up, or else Mom's gonna get mad at us for lying to her.

>>36157701
kek

KEK

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>36157706
We got our gender switched, if we tell the truth she understand that we were embarrassed.

>>36157706
Why would she? Apparently our Dad has the same power we do, all we'd need to do is explain that Mia pulled a prank on us.

I mean, it's not like they told US they had superpowers.

"What?" I ask flatly, before hiding around the far side of the car.

I hear them shuffle inside, and the door shuts. "What?" I ask again, flatly.

With a sigh, I stand up. "Fuck it."

>I'm going to bed.
>I need to get laid
>I should talk to Mum and Dad

>>36157724
remember when mum wanted to "talk" and had that banana, and you guys just fucked off?

>>36157728
>I'm going to bed.

>>36157728
>I need to get laid

"CLAAAIIIRE! SWIGGITY SWOOGITY, I'M COMIN FOR THAT BOOTY!"

>>36157728
>remember when mum wanted to "talk" and had that banana, and you guys just fucked off?
no

>I should talk to Mum and Dad

>>36157728
>I should talk to Mum and Dad
>I need to get laid
>I'm going to bed
In that order.

>>36157728
>I need to get laid
GAAAAAAANGBAAAAAANG

>>36157728
>>36157742
This

>>36157728
>I should talk to Mum and Dad
Then
>I'm going to bed

>>36157728
>>36157742
Second

>>36157728
> i need to go to bed
Nope the fuck out of there.
Also, chuckles you glorious bastard.

>>36157728
>>I should talk to Mum and Dad

>>36157728
Repeat previous maneuver, come back as Daniel.
Migt as well.

Then

>I need to get laid

>>36157728
>I should talk to Mum and Dad

>>36157728
>>36157742
YES
THIS
FINALLY

>>36157742
Time for Clarence, Ross, and Milo hanky-panky!

>>36157742
THIS!

>>36157728
>>36157742
pls

>>36157735
it was like episode 3 or 4

Mum wanted to talk when we were about to fug Claire. we thought it was gonna be a sex talk, so we noped the fuck out and stole her desert banana

basically chuckles game theoried our desireto fuck everythign

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>>36157728

>remember when mum wanted to "talk" and had that banana, and you guys just fucked off?

>>36157742
Fucking seconded

>>36157763
>>36157742
FUCK
I NEED THIS CHUCKLES
NOW!

>>36157781
You don't 'need' anything anon, except for some ritalin.

I sense gangbang samefags.

Didnt we tell Claire to call ger father for help?

>>36157791
oh really?

thanks captain obvious

>>36157802
Yeah, we should fix that

>>36157802
yeah we did, and these retarded samefags completely forgot about what we did 3 seconds ago.

don't have a fucking gangbang when her dad's coming over for fucks sake morons

I spit, before walking around the back of the house. Clambering up the wall slowly, I crawl in through my window.

"Fuck. Everything." I gasp, falling through to the floor.

Claire drags me upright. "Told my dad to head home. Turns out he hadn't left yet, was trying to find some socks."

I groan and shake my head.

"Alright. Well, I need to fuck, right now." I tell them, lying back, my heart still pumping with adrenaline.

>Write in

>>36157728
>I should talk to Mum and Dad

>>36157818
>I should turn back into a guy, THEN talk to mom and dad.

>>36157818
Get Clarance and Ross on the line, have Mia draw Ross' dick with lube on it. Or Clarance's, their choice.

Those two take our lower body, Mia can ride our face and play with our tits.

>>36157818
So.. uhh.. the new damage we picked up as Danni is that going to stack on the wounds we have as Danny? When we flip back are we going to just kinda pop open and bleed for a bit?

>>36157818
>Hey Mia, do that thing.

>>36157818
>>36157830
This

>>36157830
This, I guess?

We should solove our parent situation first , but fuck it, lewds.

>>36157830
Second

>>36157818
>>36157824
Seconded

>>36157818
Normal fucking.
We have a penis for a reason.

>>36157830
Seconding

>>36157830
THIS

>>36157818
>Mia. Turn me back into a man and do that thing you wanted to do. Claire, prepare thyself. Rosa, you'll know what to do.
>We will now commence operation Gangbang Claire. No, wait. First we invite my sis, THEN we commence the operation.

>>36157818
>>36157847
This

>>36157847
We don't have one of those.

>>36157818
> normal sex
I don't like this gangbang idea.

>>36157859
We're supposed to gangbang Claire on our lonesome dumb ass. Besides with that many dicks Eri won't want in.

>>36157830
This.

>>36157818
This >>36157835
was seconding >>36157830

>>36157830
Let's go with degeneracy.

But seriously, we should talk to mom and dad about their powers and if Eri and Mike have powers too.

>>36157818
>>36157859
This anon is a wise anon.
Taking this one.

>>36157868
>Gangbang
>Lonesome
Literally pick one faggot.

Why does everyone want Daniel to be fucked by guys? I don't get it.

Obligatory: WHAT ARE YOU GAY?

>>36157880
>Wise
Hah, no. First gangbang with us as a guy is an entirely Danny orgy on Claire.

The same fag is strong here...

>>36157818
>Turn back into Danny
>Line up girls side by side. Claire Center, Rosa and Mia opposite sides
>While fucking Claire, finger Rosa and Mia
>Aim for one big synchronized orgasm

>>36157818
Sans-gangbang.

>>36157881
Are you insecure about your sexuality or what?
There is a girl, getting fucked by dudes/dude getting fucked by girls, anyway you watch it.

>>36157824
I like this, but really all I want is anything BUT getting gangbanged as a girl.

>>36157881
>Why does everyone want Danielle to be fucked by guys?
Because she's hot.

>Obligatory: WHAT ARE YOU GAY?
No, there's nothing wrong with a girl wanting to have sex with a bunch of hot studs.

>>36157881
>Literally pick one faggot.
I pick Mia giving us multiple bodies so we can pump as much Speltin DNA into Claire as possible

>>36157894
But the perspective is from the girl. Meaning you want to be fucked by guys.

>>36157830
>>36157818
This, obviously.

>>36157818
>>36157859
This

>>36157910
Because our character is a girl right now.

>>36157910
Fucked by guys as a girl. Nothing gay about that anon.

>>36157818
seconding >>36157859

well this is pure chaos and reeks of samefaggotry, so im opening a short strawpoll

http://strawpoll.me/2988318

votes close in 4 minutes

>>36157818
>>36157890
This

>>36157830
Second

>>36157943
STraw poll is easily same fagged.

>>36157830
Seconding

>>36157859
>>36157818
Rather this one if we have to go that route

>>36157943

There's an innate system to 4chan that prevents people from replying with identical posts within five minutes, which seems about your preferred time frame for these sorts of resolution strawpolls. So wouldn't a Final Destination style post that makes use of that system be less easily samefagged? Only counting votes that, say, are in a format of post number they're replying to and the number corresponding to the option in question?

Just trying to help here, so apologies if this doesn't work the way you want/need it to.

>>36157943
>No votes for gangbang on Claire
Kek.
>All the votes on my suggested gangbang
Happy times ahead.

Clarence Ross and Mia on Danni wins

>>36157977
>Happy with samefagged results.
Yes we're all really pleased with your bullshit. Chuckles cannot into actual samefag resistance

Yeah, this reeks of samefag.

>>36157985
indeed

>>36157975
>There's an innate system to 4chan that prevents people from replying with identical posts within five minutes,
Which is both avoidable through IP changing AND invisible characters.

>So wouldn't a Final Destination style post that makes use of that system be less easily samefagged?
Not at all, and on top of that it's harder to count.

>>36157985
Ha, we won and I didn't even have to use my phone.

>>36157977
Fuck you.

>>36157993
Go die in an electrical fire samefag.

>>36157994
Hahaha, get fucked

>>36157975
You can samefag anything, if you put some effort into it.

I did vote for gang bang tho. Didn't samefag tho. That's no fun.

>>36157999
But I didn't same fag. As proof, "Danny, Ross and Mia on Claire" will now go up to 2.

>>36158009
How does that prove anything? That actually supports samefagging than proves against it you retard

>>36158016
I am able to vote twice by voting from my computer, and turning off my phone's wi-fi and using that. So I only have two shots.

>>36158009
The samefagging is rampant in Chuckles quests. I'm in general just pissed that any time we've got a chance to do anything plot related everyone votes to get smut.

Why do fucking anything at this point other than get chuckles to write fuck scence 24/7.

Find out what monsters are? Go find out why monster wanted Rosa? Figure out who tried to kill us with paint? Naaah let's just get smut.

Eventually this quest will end up on /d/ rather than /tg/,

>>36158026
I vote twice! I same fag! That's not bad though because they're two different devices!

>>36157989
It's actually to the point that I'm done. Because let's be honest, nobody's here for the story anymore: and if the only fetish that stands a chance of getting catered to is male to female, then the sex isn't even relevant to my interests anymore.

>>36158044
But I didn't vote twice before the 4 minutes was up, I didn't need to.

>>36158049
>nobody's here for the story anymore
There was a story?

>captcha: story veshsti

>>36158049
That's just hyppocritical. It's not my fetish so it's not okay!

The smut needs to die out a bit so we can get some actual fucking plot out of this or there is no point to it.

>>36158053
>b-but I only cheat when I might lose!

>>36158034
>Find out what monsters are? Go find out why monster wanted Rosa?
Which we can't do since the monster's gone, and Rosa likely doesn't have any idea either.

>Figure out who tried to kill us with paint?
What were we going to do? Beat up all of the bullies in the school? Then what?
>Naaah let's just get smut.
The build up from last thread was exactly for this scene, and Chuckles cock-teased it for long enough it was going to happen regardless

>>36158065
>b-but I only cheat when I might lose!
and when other people cheat. Always conceal carry guns to knife-fights.

>>36158065
In the absence of story, all that's left is smut. And if the smut isn't to my tastes either, there's nothing left keeping me here.

>>36158079
>When other people cheat

Like you? You are the other people. When you start to lose a vote you assume someone is cheating because you're an entitled shit, so you cheat.

>>36158065
>The smut needs to die out a bit so we can get some actual fucking plot out of this or there is no point to it.
GEE
REMEMBER ALL THOSE FUCKING TIMES
WHERE PEOPLE WENT
"WOW LETS NOT GET INVOLVED IN PLOT GAISE, WE BACKGROUND CHARACTER."?
Do you? Fucking do you? Because I'm willing to bet you're one of the fuckers who agreed with them.

>>36158084
Then go do something else? I mean, others are having fun here, and getting in the way of their fun just because you're not satisfied with a masturbation fantasy's kink seems like a dick move.

>>36158084
Then just skip the tread, and read it on archive?
We are not forcing you to stay here.

I would prefer more plot too tho.

Can we collectively do some plot stuff after these lewds?

Also maybe visit grandparents, or hang out with Claires dad?

>>36158102
Nope. I wanted to try out all the things related to powers. Desperately wanted Danny to have powers to rise out of backgroundnessess.

I did bitch against the incest stuff but that ship has sailed.

"Hey Mia, you know that plan you had?" I ask her.

She gives me a grin and nods. Grabbing her sketchbook, she shifts over and takes my hand.

"What's going o-n?" Rosa asks, voice dropping several octaves, as she turns into a hunky piece of man meat, rippling with muscles. "MIA!" Ross yelps.

Mia giggles, "Get Claire too." I whisper in her ear.

Claire turns into her bishii boy Clarence and smiles, grabbing at her crotch. "Shit yeah!"

Rosa waves her hips around, feeling her dick curiously. "This is what dicks feel like?" They're so... floppy." She seems more curious than anything, even as I take my shirt off. She rubs her shoulders. "And my back feels great! No milk wagons breaking my shoulders" She stretches and shakes her chest grinning.

Claire meanwhile has bundled me up to the bed and started fondling my tits, grinning as he/she plays with them and tugging at my remaining clothes.

Rosa finally notices what we're doing and joins in. "This things getting hard. I like it." She grins.

Claire decides she wants to take charge. "You take Danni's front. I want her back." She tells Rosa, grabbing me again.

Rosa grins and shucks her clothes, muscles rippling as she looses her dick, quickly plunging into me.

"AHHN." I groan.

Claire positions herself under, applying lube that Mia conjured from nowhere and...

OW!

Claire eases herself in, despite my pained grunts and starts thrusting away. "Shit yeah." She breathes in my ear. "Danny, you're a little slut. Mia! Get in on this."

Mia shakes her head, contenting herself to watch instead, a hand in her shorts, as Ross and Clarence rail into me, the pain lessening as they attain a rhythm, kissing me as they moan and groan.

>Tell Mia to get in here
>Let her keep to herself

>>36158126
>Let her keep to herself
God help us if her mental problems carry over.

>>36158126
>Tell Mia to get in here
>Set puppy dog eyes from "Plead" to "Beg"

>>36158126
>Let her keep to herself
We'll see if we can do something nice with her later. Her 'issues' are kind of a sensitive matter.

>>36158126
>Let her keep to herself
I want her to be a trap we can /ss/ instead.

>>36158126
"Come on Mia, I wanna use my mouth too!"

>>36158126
"Ya know, Mia, you don't even have to change~"

>>36158126
>Let her keep to herself
Voyeurism. Keep eye contact with her. Let her see sex is enjoyable for females.

>>36158126
>Tell Mia to get in here
>Motion for her to come over with our hand, then replace hers in her shorts with ours while we make out with her

>>36158126
>>36158137 Me, I like the reasoning behind.
>>36158165

>>36158155
This.
Male Mia, maybe?

Only if she wants to,.
Voyeurism is fine too.

you guys know that we've already been through this, right?

this is chuckles "it was the players!" butttickler

>>36158155
>>36158144
>>36158126
Seconding, but only if she wants too. Don't push it.

>>36158126
>Let her keep to herself

>>36158144
>>36158126
This!

>>36158126
>Let her keep to herself

>>36158144
This. No need for ordering with her.

>>36158190
>Chuckles turns out to be the samefagger

>>36158243
Oh yeah, isn't Fiancee Chuckles going to get mad about how he ERPs with a bunch of anonymous people online?

>>36158243
>chuckles shills for lewds in his own quest

WE'RE ONTO YOU YOU DAMNED DROP BEAR BASTARD

>>36158269
>Actually marrying someone
Chuckles is doooooooomed.

>>36158269
Nah, she posts at the start of these threads as anon, but leaves when it gets late.

>>36158269
She's one of the anons

for all we know she gets off to it too

>>36158283
whoops

>>36158283
Stop using your tablet you poofta

>>36158282
>Someones wife is in the thread.

Well fantastic now I'm self conscious about using profanity.

>>36158325
>someones

it's not just someone, it's the QM's

inb4
Chuckles wife to be is samefaging for lewds, so chuckles stop siting on computer, and come have sex with her.

I keep eye contact with Mia, panting and moaning, as Rosa and Claire ream in and out of me.

Rosa leans and whispers, voice hot on my neck as Claire bites and fondles me. "I can feel Claires cock through you, we jab into each other when we thrust at the same- time!"

She grunts, and I feel them meet, seperated by a few millimetres of skin, before sliding away from each other, up inside me.

With a few grunting heaves, Rosa grunts and finishes inside me. "Hooooooh-ly shit." She groans. "Heh, sorry, not used to this thing. She takes over the fondling duties, as Claire fucks my ass deeper.

Now that I think about it... tongue lolling out of my mouth in pleasure, eyes staring into Mia, quivering as she strokes herself to orgasm, I just realised I lost my anal virginity before any of my girlfriends....

Man I am a sl-

"FUCK!" I come, spasming around Claire and Rosa, who left herself inside me. With a laugh, Claire takes that as a sign, finishing by pulling out and spurting on my back, searingly hot.

I roll out from between them, lying on my stomach, fucked out. Mia hides a moan in her free hand, stroking herself to another orgasm .

Rosa and Claire kiss and fondle me more, until Mia crosses the drawings out, turning everyone back to normal. Claire runs her tongue over my back, cleaning her cum off me.

With a sigh, I

>Go to sleep
>Write in

WA fag here, I should find chuckles IRL and fuck him then I can say I've had a chucklefuck

>>36158344
>Go to sleep

>>36158341
She could just sit in his lap and make it un-possible to focus on the screen.

>>36158344
Sort out the girl ting with parents.

>>36158359

I had a good "chuckle" at that

>>36158344
>Write in
Gang up on Mia.
Have Claire and Rosa play with her top while we eat her out.

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>>36158359
l-lewd

>>36158369
So much nope
You don't gangbang a rape victim, unless she really asks for it.

>>36158344
>Write in
Give Mia some attention, as ourselves.

>>36158385
Fucking this.

>>36158385
Supporting the not raping a girl.

>>36158379
Now Chuckles is going to hunt you down. Good luck. He strikes from above.

>>36158344
>Write in
After everyone's done being lewd, ask Rosa about the eyeball and tell everyone about mom and dad's powers.

>>36158344
>Write in
Kiss Claire, Rosa, and Mia.

Take a shower, feed Shoe, ask parents what monster was it this time.

>>36158344
>Write in
Have Claire blow us and Rosa eat out Claire while we play with Mia, finger her and lick her cunt

>>36158344
Time to pay back Claire for that stunt last time by ganging up on her

>>36158344
>>36158425
This then >>36158420

>>36158344
>>36157890
This

>>36158344
>>36158420
Seconded. Feed the cat.

>>36158344
Seconding >>36157890 once again

>>36158344
supporting
>>36158437

>>36158359
are you a boy or a grill

>>36158501
on the internet, I can be whatever you want me to be

>>36158516
well hello there sexy dragon lady

>>36158516
Can... Can you be a dinosaur with saddle?

as far as i can tell...

>>36158420
wins

>>36158525
the saddle is made out of dragon dildo's isn't it?

>>36158519
I remember when I was gonna run dragon waifu quest but then I didn't

that was more than a year ago

>>36158516
I've finally found my Mongol Centaur Lady

>>36158539
No... I want to be the rootin' tootin'ist cowboy in the wild wild cretaceous period.

>>36158344
Time to gang up on claire.

I kiss each girl and wander around the room, retrieving fresh clothes.

With a refreshed sigh, I wander into the hall and run myself a nice shower. Cleaned, I inspect myself in the mirror. It doesn't seem the new scrapes I got as a girl transferred over a least. Cool.

Wandering to the kitchen, I grab another plate of the mounting number of leftovers from the fridge and take it to my room, feeding Shoe, who now lies on my desk, basking in the sunlight lazily.

I head back to the hall, wandering around trying to find my parents.... where are they?

>Check the basement
>Check their room
>Check the living room

>>36158621

>Check the basement

We'd probably have noticed the living room and their room is asking for mental scarring. Basement it is!

>>36158621
>Check the basement

>>36158547
damnit I remember reading about that pitch in the qtg, please please run it

>>36158621
Listen for sound of lewds. they probably be there.

>>36158552
with a massive horsecock dildo up your ass while you ride right?

>>36158621
>Check the living room

>>36158621
>Check the living room
If it's their bedroom, let's not disturb them.

>>36158621
>Check their room

>>36158621
>Check the basement

>>36158645
I don't even remember what the pitch was anymore, but I think I've found other things I much prefer writing

>>36158691
your not a WA fag

>It doesn't seem the new scrapes I got as a girl transferred over a least.

Does this mean what happens in one form stays in that form?

Could Mia transform Claire, Claire uses healing, then Mia transforms her back to normal to avoid the pain transfer?

>>36158704
Yeah? I'm not WA fag But I pitched dragon waifu quest way back when

>>36158717
More importantly Rosa came inside Danni's pussy, might want to get Danni on the morning after pill.

>>36158720
I think he's referring to the initial poster of that convo chain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mybg0l2Alaw

gnight cunts

I shrug and walk downstairs, opening the door to the basement.

I trudge downstairs and look around, there's someone in the workshop...

I walk over and flick the lights on, revealing Mike, huddled over the bench, various pieces of machinery and circuitry lay strewn across the desk, as he uses a soldering iron.

"Uhhhhh." He posits.

I stare at him, confused.

>What are you doing?
>Seen mum and dad?

>>36158769
>What are you doing?

>>36158769
"Wattup?"

>>36158769
>Seen mum and dad?

>>36158769
> what are you doing?

>>36158769
>What are you doing?
"Building yourself a waifu?"

>>36158769
>What are you doing?

>>36158769
> what are you doing?

>>36158769
"Fixing the hard drive? Man, I didn't think you were even that smart."

>>36158769
>What are you doing?

>>36158769
>Seen mum and dad?

"What are you doing?" I ask, leaning against the door frame.

He shakes his head, shoving the pieces into a plastic bag. "N-nothing, j-just uhhhh, building a new PC."

"From scratch?" I ask. "Out of circuit boards and everything? In the dark...?"

He's trembling. "Hehehheh... yes?"

Something in the bag squawks. "Master...." as a red LED light flashes up. Mike smacks his head and stares straight down at the table.

I stare at him for a long second. "Miiiiike?"

He glances up at me nervously.

>Write in

>>36158769
>What are you doing?

>>36158903
"You got powers too?"

>>36158903
>"Okay anakin skywalker, I'll leave you in peace"

>>36158903
"Don't worry man, runs in the family."
"If you wanna keep it a secret a bit longer, then that's okay."

>>36158903
Oh hell.. she killed your waifu. What's her name?

>>36158903
>"Just make sure mum doesn't find out about it."

>>36158903
>are you building a waifu-bot? Can't you order one from amazon like a normal NEET?
> before you make your own pimp-mecha?
> well, at least she doesn't have a d... is that a dick?

>>36158903
"So, apparently, dad and mom hooked up because his displays of affection towards her gave her powers. I've inherited that part, I take it you got something similar?"

>>36158903
Come now Mike, is a robot girl you built really any different from a 3DPD girl? They both occupy the same number of dimensions you know

They do right? You haven't somehow built a purely 2D robot have you?

>>36158903
"I knew it, robot waifu. Either that or you kidnapped a girl, locked her in the basement and forced her to call you master... I really hope it's a robot waifu."

>>36158903
>"Have you considered selling these rich people? You could probably make a fortune and finally get Mum off your back you know."

>>36158903
Come on Mike. We're brothers. If you're building what I think you are, you don't have to hide it from me

>>36158983
I think you missed a 'to' in there, rather changes it dramatically from selling them to rich people, to selling rich people

>>36159007
Actually I'm just advocating kidnap and ransom. He can used his loyal waifu-bots to help with the operation.

>>36159025
Would mom be disappointed that he'd become a supervillain, or proud of him for taking initiative, starting a business, and getting a place of his own (probably in a dormant volcano or something)?

>>36158903
>"Sharing is caring"

>>36158903
>>36158947
>>36158983
This.
>>36159025
Now i have this strange idea to use on my dnd game: a fat bastard who uses warforged waifus to capture nobles to get rich and make his father stop complaining.

"Mike. Are you making waifu bots?" I ask.

He shakes his head. "N-no."

"Cos robots are still three dimensional... even if you can give them big anime bug eyes." I tell him. "Look you don't have to hide it from me."

He shakes his head. "I'm not making waifu bots. Promise."

The voice crackles to life again, breathy, but robotic. "We will serve master as his horde, we will help him take revenge and service him."

He sighs and puts his head in his hands. "I'm not, I'm not I... I'm.." He pounds his temples. I look around. There are a few animatronic skeletons littering the workshop.

Uhhhh.

>Write in

>>36159084
"Mike, don't be a supervillain, they are all jerks and losers, you're not. Have fun with your bots but don't do anything stupid, you don't want mum erasing them from existence with whatever bullshit mum powers she has."

>>36159084
>Revenge?
>Dude.. you're not going to try and destroy the house and shit are you? Moms a cunt but.. that's a bit much. Last thing we need is Neji and Chad fucking around here.

>>36159084
Shrug.
"Mike, who are you going to take revenge on?"
"Mom? Me? Women? Jocks?"
"Because you can show them all wrong, these things would be worth a fortune, not only from selling them either."

>>36159084
Dude, these are sweet.
Be careful tho, you don't want to wreck stuff, and get in trouble.
Why haven't you told mum you make these? You could earn so much money with them, unless they are evil or something?

>>36159084
"Alright, I'll admit, I'm impressed. Holy shit, I'm impressed...dude, you need some help? This actually looks pretty damn cool..."

"Of course it's depraved, but I've got four girlfriends and two that are on the fence yet, and dad just kissed mom so she could wipe the sky clean of some giant eyeball clean, and Eri...well, she's gay, which I just won't get as a straight guy."

>>36159084
Success is the best revenge, y'know. Maybe instead of making them wreck things, you could have them build a world of your own ideals?

>>36159124
>>36159084
This

>>36159084
"Mike don't be that guy, you know where being a supervillain ends up? Living in the trailer park with douchebag civil servants coming to check on you every week and make sure you aren't doing anything evil. They probably wouldn't even let you have a computer".

>>36159124
>>36159142
These. Having money is better than revenge.

>>36159084
>>36159124
This.
But also,
> you know, if you gave then non-letal powers or something, and diferent personalities, you could be rich as fuck selling then as awesome battle game/toy
We medabots now.

>>36159084
>Ooh, you could have them build you a matrix where all the weird guys get plugged in to where they can only fantasize about lolis from looking at drawings on the net.

Wait are these Gundam model tings?

>>36159084
"Mike, just be careful that you put in the right safeguards, alright? I mean, we all know what happens to supervillains eventually. Ugh, I'd rather deal with a regular job than with the Welfare people.
"Anyway, have you thought about using this to make money?"

>>36159182
Dude...
Imagine a wargame like 40k. But with medabots-like miniatures.
I think i got a boner.

>>36159084
"Dude...if I were to show these to Rosa's parents, you could make, like, sooooo much fucking money man. Dude, you wanna make some motherfuckin money?"

I shrug, carefully and calculated. "Mike, who are you going to take revenge on?" I ask, trying to stay calm. "Is it me?"

He shakes his head. "No. God no. You're my little brother I'd never-"

"Is it Mum?" I cut in. His eyes dart down, "The chads, women?"

He casts his eyes down, "I... I'm not."

"Look dude. You can prove them all wrong." I point out. "That's what they want. If you go evil, they'll win, and you'll have to live in the caravan park with the other cunts. Or... you could prove them wrong." I jerk my chin. "Sell these things, go public and they'll be worth a fortune.

He looks up at me, eyes wet. "I.... maybe you're...."

The door at to the basement slams shut.

I whip around. A robotic skeletoon is descending the stairs, it's head covered with an anime girls face, plastic uncanny flesh tight, eyes staring at me. "Master WILL protect us. We will be with him. Forever."

The robot walks towards me in measured steps.

>What do

>>36159287
"Shit dude. Did you set these things to Yandere? Might wanna switch them over ASAP."

>>36159287
"I'm not arguing that, obviously you'll keep them."
"I'm talking more about the technology in general rather than the individual robots themselves, after all technology is a work in progress, prototypes are needed."
"Master will not ONLY protect you, he'll upgrade you, he'll care for you, he may even give you intelligence one day. Unless you already have it, then Mike's got some explaining to do as to why he'd give prototypes intelligence without any override commands or precautions for safety's sake."

>>36159287
"Okay then you can stay with him, and he can use these skills to help design robots for the city, for other people who need their help. Mike, imagine your technology and skills helping other people, people crippled by monsters and disasters, your robots helping them live their lives and get around, imagine your robots helping clean and repair the city.

You can have your waifu robots, and you can still use your skills and know-how to make loads of cash and prove mum and all those bullies wrong."

>>36159287
>>36159321
This one.

>>36159287
>>36159328
This

>>36159328
>>36159287
Second

>>36159321
Second

>>36159287
>>36159328
Got my vote.

>>36159287
>>36159328
This

>>36159328
>>36159287
This

>>36159321
>>36159328
Why not both?

Story of our life

>>36159287
"Well of course you'll keep your first generation. I mean, the ones meant for mass consumption, you've got to cut down on production costs, reduce their capabilities, make DLC's so you can make bank. Of course, you'll want to decide if you want to go Elder Scrolls with your mods, or lock them out. I'd suggest keeping it open; gives you more respectability among your customers.
"So, who's this one and what are her settings?"

I sigh again. "You just had to make them yandere bots, didn't you?"

Mike hangs his head in shame.

"Okay listen. I'm not arguing that you can't keep these ones... I'm talking more about the tech in general."

I turn back to the robot. "Your master will not only protect you, he can upgrade you and care for you, maybe give you intelligence one day." Over my shoulder I mutter. "You didn't give them intelligence yet right?"

Mike shakes his head. "No... they were gonna be an army."

I sigh in relief, at least he's not a retarded evil genius.

The robot steps back into line with the other metal skeletons, eyes dimming and head drooping.

Thank fuck.

"So.....

>Write in

>>36159517
>Write in
"... did YOU know about our parents having super powers? Cause I sure as hell didn't."

>>36159517
We should get mike to be ironman

>>36159517
"Rosa's parents are construction moguls, they have both dosh and connections. Why don't you make a more...presentable model, and when it's ready can go over there together?"

>>36159517
"Mike bro, this is some seriously impressive stuff, but just remember, only a bully needs an army, show everyone who doubts you what you can do when you put your mind to it, keep working on this tech for good reasons and market it and you can be massively successful, with your yandere maid robo waifu's by your side. I might even be able to talk to Rosa's parents about licensing or production maybe."

then go find parents and have THE TALK

>>36159517
>>36159535
This. Also, lets start a business.
Medabots business.
We will get fucking rich in japstraya.

>>36159517
Dude why would you want army, when you could live in a mansion, and have robot maids.

Robot bodyguards are cool too.

But yea, make couple of these, sell them, get a production line, and live in a mansion with robot servants, doing whatever you want.

Why you didn't do this sooner? Someone might steal this tho...

Give mike a pat on a back/man hug. You are awesome dude!

>>36159568
We should go into business with him. He's got the product, we got connections.

This would also solve his and our own "get a job" problem.

>>36159608
We gotta watch out, so someone doesn't steal his stuff, and rip him off.
We should ask Rosa, if she knows someone tho.

Also Mia can (probably) produce machinery, for producing machinery.

>>36159517
"You gotta patent this stuff, get a trademark. I'm sure dad will help you get a company started. Probably custom jobs, not a full production line, but it should be enough to get you your own place and a workshop.
"And did you know Mom's superpowered? What about Dad? And Erica?"

>>36159644
>And Erica?"
We need to lewd Eri and find out what powers she gets, well not only for that reason, but thats a bonus to lewding Eri

>>36159608
Holy shit, construction bots for certain jobs. Search and rescue, space exploration...Mike's going to be rich.