02:24 Federal Republic of GermanyThe flight back from Amsterdam was short, the skyrangers pilot going on full afterburner though most of Germany, the sonic boom rattling windows for miles around. As you disembark the skyranger, the first thing you notice is the hanger postivly bustling with activity. Besides the flight teams refueling the skyranger and interceptors, there are several squads assembled, armed to the teeth and ready to be deployed. Viktor, still looking a bit green, catches your attention with a wave, his voice drowned out by howl of an interceptor launch. Jogging over to him, you get some quick instructions."Get to the Armory, The shit has truly hit the fan." He yells over the whine of a second interceptor warming up. You leave the hanger as a group, the hallways busy with soldiers, engineers and maintenance personnel all going about their allotted tasks. Passing the situation room on the way to the armory, you see Bradford, Shen and Vahlen all watching a news broadcast from what appeared to be Washington D.C. > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4xHcBTLu_QTurning away from the scenes on the monitor, whatever frustration you and your team felt for losing your holiday vanishes. The war just went public. Coming into the armory, its just as busy as the hanger, even the rookie squads are being geared up for operations. Its so busy in fact, your having to queue to collect your weapons and equipment. Looks like its going to be a bit of a wait for your gear. > Talk to Shota about the incident in the alleyway...> Talk to Naoi and Frenchie about the Casino...> Talk to Heather about what happened in the Bar...> Take the Gimps mask off.
>>36058715> Talk to Naoi and Frenchie about the Casino...
>>36058715> Take the Gimps mask off. bet it's a thin man
>>36058715> Take the Gimps mask off.
>>36058715What happened to hatefucking Heather on the skyranger?> Talk to Heather about what happened in the Bar...> Take the Gimps mask off.
>>36058715> Take the Gimps mask offAs you stand in the queue, you realize that the Brit is still wearing the gimp mask from the brothel. You've got enough confirmed rumors about your squad already without another one being spread. Pulling the mask off their head, you toss it to the floor, perhaps it will mentally scar some rookie later. And then you realize. You have no idea who this person is. > The Brit has just won X-com"... Who the hell are you?" You ask, looking at their face. Noticing firstly the long blonde hair and then the rather feminine curves of the face. "Jennifer?" She responds in an feminine British accent and a slightly confused look. > Why didn't you say anything?!> Are you a man or a woman?!> So... nice suit. Do you look as lovely out of it as in it?
>>36059207> The Brit has just won X-comwat> Why didn't you say anything?!
>>36059207> Why didn't you say anything?!
>>36059207> Why didn't you say anything?! >>36059247 he managed to GTFO without any major mental or physical injuries
>>36059313>he managed to GTFO without any major mental or physical injuriesthe fucker left us behind in the field, we'll give him mental and physical injuries
>>36059327How do you know that?He's probably confused and lost, wandering Amsterdam look for the rest of his squad after we abandoned him.>"Guys? Anyone seen the weirdest bunch of misfits wandering around? Guys? ....Guys?"And, being I'm precious like that, I am gloating to point out that at every stage of last quest I was saying that we should REALLY CHECK WHO THE GIMP ISNot that suddenly finding a replacement for him is all that bad, he was pretty lacklustre and this chick comes with a gimpsuit>>36059207>So... nice suit. Do you look as lovely out of it as in it?>"Also, welcome to x-com. This is just about the standard recruitment method, so what's your choice in firearms?
>>36059392Seconding>Welcome to x-com
>>36059207Wait hang on, so where WERE the stirrups stapled to if it's a chick instead? I thought the implication was rather uncomfortable
>>36059207> Why didn't you say anything?!"Well..." she flutters her eyelashes flirtatiously at you "you were just so big and manly when you took me out from work... and you gave me free drinks... ""So. You have no idea what's going on and what you've gotten yourself into?" you respond, a deadpan expression on your face."I thought we were going for more drinks?" she asks hopefully.Behind her Heather starts calling dibs on the Brits stuff. You also start to wonder what exactly the stirrups were stapled to, coming to an awkward conclusion. Kinky. > Inform her she's been drafted?> Lie and say its a fancy dress party your all heading to?> Ask her what skills she has?
>>36059207>random NPC attains the very thing MC is aiming at as end quest objective>could you be any shitter of a QM
>>36059506> Inform her she's been drafted?
>>36059506> Inform her she's been drafted?> Ask her what skills she has?Tell Bradford the brit escaped so they can track him down and use him as a meatshield again, he's not paid his dues
>>36059506>Inform her she's been drafted?>"Welcome to X-Com"
>>36059477I think the obvious conclusion is that it's a trap.>>36059506>inform the british trap that she's been drafted
>>36059527I still maintain that he's just been abandoned by us instead of lost>>36059531I hope not, I'd prefer it if it were just a confused lady
>>36059506> Inform her she's been drafted?>ask her if she saw someone looking like "our" brit at some point
Just joined in, can someone give me a roundup on what happened?
>>36059549>I still maintain that he's just been abandoned by us instead of lostWell if so he still needs to know and send out a search team or notify authorities to round him up and ship his arse back here
>>36059575really short version: we get abducted, welcome to xcomlast time was our first break (in amsterdam), shit happened
>>36059506> Inform her she's been drafted?"Neat. Welcome to X-Com. You will have many questions, all of which will be answered by Naoi here" You push her towards the back of the line. Your assuming its a her at this point at least, your not entirely sure either way. The 'recruit' quickly starts asking the Japanese girl what's going on, only for the poor sniper to stand there blushing at the sight of the latex gimp suit. The queue finally moves along to the point that you reach the armory and as usual, your asked what sort of weapon you want;> Battle Rifle!> Assault Rifle!> Shotgun!> Sub Machine gun!
>>36059575Last thread we got shore leave and went to Amsterdam. The squad split up to pursue individual interests and the Brit went solo to the brothels.We decided to find him later, broke into a top end whorery, head british accented screaming, immediately conclude it MUST be our british compadre and battered our way into the room. There we saw someone in a gimp suit being ridden around, screaming, by one of the members of staff and decided we must free our british friend.So we grab them, knock out the bouncers, run into a side street and shota teleports us across city to escape. Then we head to a bar and repeatedly neglect to check who's in the gimp suit. The night continues with us having a drinking game with Heather, losing and deciding to have angry sex with her due to bitterness at her leaving us for dead a while back. Things conclude with a PDA message from xcom saying that the war went public and we need to hit the frontlines.
>>36059624Shotgun time, baby
>>36059624>> Battle Rifle!
>>36059624>Assault Rifle!We've had a bit of practise with that at least
>>36059624> Battle Rifle!we should probably stick to a single style of weap
>>36059685I should add that failing that I vote Battle Rifle
>>36059624> Battle Rifle!
>>36059624>>36059698woops, looks like i mistook the two, sorry i'm tiredchanging to> Assault Rifle!
So, how many rookies are getting zombiefied?
how is this on page 8 after 6 minutes since last reply?
>>36060149I was wondering the same
>>36060163hmm, thread didn't seem to get bumped, is it 4chan X being broken or is the thread autosaging?
>>36059656> Battle Rifle!Like last time, you ask for something a bit more reach and punch than the standard fair. Reaching under the desk, he hands you a rifle very similar to the one you had before, only with a few additions. Replacing the mounting rail, it has a scope built in, one which appears to have thermal imaging included. Besides that, it has a great deal of additional bulk to it, but not much in terms of weight. The armorer noticing you looking over the new weapon, tells you it operates in the same manner as the one you had before only this time with a bit more 'kick' to it. "Oh one other thing" He adds before you leave "Don't cross the beams"The rest of the squad quickly gear up, with the new recruit proving surprisingly deft at getting into body amour. You guess that getting into restrictive clothing is a universal skill. Ten minutes later, your all in the hanger bay waiting for your ride when Bradford arrives to brief you. "Squad, as your probably aware the aliens have changed tactics. They are attacking civilian population, ignoring military assets and concentrating on inflicting as many casualties as possible. At the moment, we have active attacks on at least a dozen cities, with more coming in every hour. Additionally there was an assault on XCOM North America HQ. The attack was repelled, but XCOM NA is out of action for the foreseeable future." He pauses, flipping through some notes, obviously he's had to brief a dozen squads before you. "We're sending you to Washington D.C where is there is an attack in progress. Your goal is to link up with local troops and limit the extent of civilian casualties. Oh and since ET went public, do try to at least look somewhat professional, people need to know we're humanities last best hope..." He finishes, noting that your still sporting your pimp hat. > Tell Bradford the Brit escaped> Say nothing.
>>36060205>> Tell Bradford the Brit escaped
>>36060182If you go to the category it remains at the bottom>>36060205HAHAH, Dent got confused and replied to my longwinded summary instead of the previous update...I'm sorry>Tell Bradford the Brit is missing, potentially an escape but potentially simply left behind in the confusion of the hurried extraction
uhh threads on page 9, dafuq is going on?
>>36060205> Tell Bradford the Brit escaped
>>36060235This, also introduce the gimp as the latest recruit
Uhh heads up OP, if my browser is right and it's not a bug, then this thread for some reason is autosaged and falling off the board, it's on page 9 right now, might need to make a new one when it dies if it does
>>36060318Will do. can someone archive it ASAP?
>>36060205> Tell Bradford the Brit EscapedAh yes, we actually found him on the Autobahn driving a stolen Leopard 2 Containing..." Bradford looked back at his notes "three sex workers, various types of drugs and a sheep. When he was pulled over he said something about 'bringing the party to us'. He then ran off into the woods screaming... We'll have a look for him on monday." Well, it looks like he had fun. "Sir?" you ask just as Bradford was about to make his exit, trying to use formalities to soften his reaction "We kind of picked someone up in Amsterdam..." He raises his eyebrow in annoyance at this "Give them a gun and get on with it, We need every able bodied operative we have right now. Dismissed" As he walks away, your all directed to the skyranger for your flight... > Sit next to Loli> Sit next to Jennifer> Sit next to Heather
>>36060456>> Sit next to Heather
>>36060456> Sit next to Heather
>>36060456>Sit next to JenniferShould probably do our best to ease the new recruit into thisNo point sitting next to Heather before we've had our angry sex
>>36060547>Should probably do our best to ease the new recruit into thisImplying she will survive the mission
>Refresh page>New counter at the bottom>Only shows 1 unique posterWot
>>36060567We've all survived so far, what's stopping her from doing likewise?Captcha: wars ErliansI think it's trying to tell me something
>>36060601I bet it's something to do with this:"11/09/14 Blog Post: Enhanced Thread Watcher, unique posters, and delayed pruning"http://blog.4chan.org/post/102200648492/enhanced-thread-watcher-unique-posters-and-delayed
>>36060602>what's stopping her from doing likewise?Thin men
>>36060652They didn't stop the rest of us, why'd they stop her any more so? It's not like any of us (barring perhaps the russian) have had any prior training before their first mission either
>>36060651I know that part, just the part that it only shows 1 poster is confusing me.
>>36060456> Sit Next to HeatherYou take the seat next to heather, who by the look of it is still a bit tipsy. "So... where were we?" You nudge her as you strap yourself in, a suggestive grin on your face."The part where I was kicking you ass at drinking?" She responds, settling herself into her seat, before sighing. "Look. Its nothing personal. I have a few drinks, stuff happens, you deal with it." > D20 seduction check.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>36060681
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>36060681Wait, why do we even need to roll to seduce?
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>36060715FOR FUCKS SAKE ANONWE CAN'T GO A SINGLE GODDAMNED FUCKING THREAD WITHOUT THIS SHITFUCK THIS
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>36060681
>>36060680>>36060680Do you want me to start a new thread on the next update?
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>36060681
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>36060715God fucking damnit.Dent you miserable fucker, stop cheating you cunt.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>36060715...First roll call of the thread...Yeah we seriously need a way to negate the stupid amount of 1's we get, OP fix your shit.
>>36060756Should wait until it reaches page 10. Threads can last a while on page 9.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>36060680>>36060756I normally use Chrome, opened thread in IE and it shows 9 unique users so dunno what's upNew thread might be a good idea to dodge the autosage though>>36060741>>36060773Sorry guys, either way, point still stands. I thought we'd thoroughly BEEN seduced by Heather
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>36060806>New thread might be a good idea to dodge the autosage thoughwell its staying at 9 so I don't know whether its 4chan X which is broken or whether it is autosaging, we need someone with the default extension to confirm
>>36060909I checked, it's not 4chan X going wonky, it really IS that far down the pages
>>36060681"So you try to seduce every swinging dick that walks your way then..." You snap back at her."Look who's talking, Vahlen's favorite sex toy" she growls menacingly "At least I don't leave comrades to bleed out and die, the damn bot is more loyal than you!" "Take that back asshole!" She screams as she pulls off her restraints, its obvious you've touched a nerve. "Fuck you Bitch, I have the leg to prove it!" You yell back, trying to free your arms from the harness. Too late. By the time you get one arm free, she's thrown the first punch, smashing into your nose with a crunching noise and a explosion of blood. > Calm her down> Stand your ground> Fuck her shit up
>>36060711>>36060715>>36060741>>36060745>>36060765>>36060773>>36060793>>36060806>>36060909>nothing higher than an 11Yep, Dent confirmed for cheating fucker, slipped us loaded dice.
>>36060933>Grab her arms, pin her and then kiss her hard
>>36060942I blame HK. His luck is rubbing off on me.
>>36060933>> Fuck her shit up
>>36060960What the fuck anon
>>36060961Tell him to stop being a mopey little bitch and keep running his quests because they are fun god damn it.
>>36060933>>36060960This>>36060993Well they've been trying to hatefuck for a while now...
>>36060933> Stand your groundCan't mess her up before an operation, it'd reflect badly on us as the leader.As much as I want to batter her>"Nice comeback, glad to see you're still looking out for my health. Anyway, you can't call me a whore as an insult because THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I AM. A PROFESSIONAL ONE."
>>36061015So the answer is rape?>Inb4 she totally wants it
>>36060933I'll second >>36060960We're about to go on a terror mission, we don't need this shit injuring us before we even get on the ground.
>>36061040A kiss is suddenly rape?Fuck off Tumblr.
>>36061044So you think she wont try to hurt us as we force ourselves on her
>>36061064>You think that'll stop us
>>36061064I think we need to shock her out of her current state so we can stop fighting.We shouldn't even be fighting right now but because of the fucking dice and Dent we are for no goddamned reason
>>36060933>Grab her arms, pin her and then kiss her hardFinally you get yourself free from your restraints, bodychecking her across the Skyrangers's interior into the empty seat next to Loli. Before she can throw another punch at you, you headbutt her hard in the face, stunning her for a moment. You next move catches not only her, but everyone else in the Skyranger completely offguard. Holding her stunned form, you press your lips against hers forcefully, the taste of blood from your broken nose alongside the faint trace of the whisky she was drinking. She struggles for a second in confusion, before punching you in the gut and pushing you back to your seat. Your turn to have the wind knocked out of you, she straddles you with her hips, pinning your arms above your head. Then, with a gentleness that surprises even you, she kisses you again in ways that make the professional part of you blush. Your impromptu make out session is interrupted however, by the pilots intercom. "Whatever the hell you are up to back there, Knock it off! I'm trying to fly this goddamned crate here!" At this, Ivan gently, but firmly pulls the lusty girl off of you, putting her back in her seat and strapping her in. Everyone else seems a little shocked from the combination of affection and violence, all but, who Naoi blushes furiously while casting glances at you and loli. Six hours later, Bradford calls in. "Foxtrot team, Sitrep?" > Ready for operation> Minor altercation a few hours ago. But good to go> Can we recruit less psycho bitches please?
>>36061480> Ready for operation
>>36061480> Ready for operation, Bradford.
>>36061480>all but, who Naoi blushes furiously while casting glances at you and loli.Ya lost me, could you reword that?>Ready for operation>Please keep recruiting psycho bitches, they make this job worth doing
>>36061595he probably meant>all but Naoi, who blushes furiouslythis anons got to leave now, thanks for the thread so far OP, looking forward to reading hte rest later
>>36061685What he said, sorry.
>>36061685That was my first thought, but I figured it might have been'everyone looks shocked, apart from loli. Naoi blushes whilst casting glances between you and loli' (worded better obviously)>>36061715Thanks for clarifying though, btw, new thread when? I'll feel like a tit archiving it with Part 1 in the name if we only use this thread in the end
>>36061769I'll start the new thread on this post.