>>36055151
First for Mary and Mia best girls

>get angry

>>36055151
I'm making sure your counsellor knows about your "pretending" to die. Sure she'll find a way to be an ass about it.

>>36055151
"Missed you too, but can you not open my wounds?"

>>36055167
thus

>>36055151
Promise to pay her back in a serious tone

>>36055151
"YOU DON'T PICK UP YOUR PHONE ALL WEEK AND YOU COME HOME LIKE THIS! That's it I'm keeping your present."

>>36055151
>>36055309
This one, chucks.

I grunt and shift in her grip. "Get off!" I wrestle and squirm, but she holds tight on to me. "That wasn't cool Claire, you scared the shit out of me.

She lowers me just enough that my feet scrape the ground. "You're cute when you're angry."

I kick her shin and push off her, finally breaking her grip. I'm pretty sure she let me go. "Fuck you, I thought you were.... I thought I lost... I'm gonna get you back for this." I promise her.

She grins and gives me a thumbs up. "Looking forward to it." She grins, taking her bag from Rosa. Before I can blink, she jumps close to me and pecks me on the lips, before sauntering off, swinging her hips exaggeratedly.

God damn it. The other girls just stare, nonplussed, not processing the whole situation.

>Write in

>>36055327
Call out to her, "I'm keeping the present I got you"

>>36055327
Let's get wrecked at some vidya and ignore dat ass. No lewdening for a couple minutes for her.
>>36055151
no title edition?

>>36055327
"You're buying all of us food. I still remember when you dine and dashed on me."

>>36055399
That's mean, she isn't to blame for having a poor family.

>>36055351
this

>>36055327
>>36055351
This one, chucks.

>>36055327
"I'm keeping your present dammit!"

"I'm keeping the present I got you!" I shout at her back.

She freezes midstep, swivelling. "Present? You got me something?" She skips in close, grabbing me by the collar and kissing me on the cheek. "Aw, you're a sweety." She grins.

I hiss as the pull she gave me opened another scab on my back.

Claire looks concerned, shifting her grip on her bag, she pushes my fringe up out of my eyes and her brown orbs stare into me. "What's wrong with you?" Her eyes drift to the bandaids on my cheek. "Who hurt you?" She asks, her hair rustles softly, despite the lack of breeze.

>Write in

>>36055327
>>36055351
This. Ungrateful bitch.

>>36055470
"Bitch ass monster"

>>36055470
"Monster on the way back from potential secret base"

>>36055470
"You just did."

>>36055481
We aren't setting up the base there anymore. Marie said it looked to dangerous.

Speaking of when are we gonna tell them?

>>36055470
"Some monster thing, Mia and Rosa killed it though not before it got a few hits in."

>>36055470
You did

>>36055484
>>36055501
Guys don't be faggots and bitter

>>36055470
>>36055479
>>36055492
These

>>36055484
>>36055501
Fuck no whatever we say don't say that.

>>36055470
"Some punk ass monster thing, why do you think I was so worried about you? I nearly got killed!"

>>36055470
>My own stupidity.

>>36055470
Seconding >>36055479
"I'll tell you about it on the way home, where you can help redress some of the cuts, I think you might have reopened one or two."

"This bitch ass monster. Mia and Rosa killed it last night, but it managed to rough me up a bit." I shrug, smacking her hand away as she tries to lift the bandaid.

Plus there's the fact that was the cat scratch, and Shoe's mine now.

But Claire looks conciliatory now. "Aw shit, fuck man, I'm sorry. I wouldn'a done it if I knew you were hurt as well.... well maybe I would, but I wouldn't have done it so long." Claire drops her bag, and spins on the spot, holding her arms out, she crouches into a piggyback position. "Hop on, I'll make it up to you."

Rosa pushes me towards her slightly.

>"No, I'm still mad at you.
>"Fine."
>"You just want that present, don't you?"
>Write in

>>36055537
>>"You just want that present, don't you?"
>"Fine."

>>36055537
>"Fine."

>>36055537
>"You just want that present, don't you?"
>"fine"

>>36055537
>>"Fine."
>>"You just want that present, don't you?"

>>36055537
>>"No, I'm still mad at you.

>>36055537
>"Fine."
ear tickling to adjust yaw.

>>36055566
Thought this said ear nibbling

>>36055599
We should do that too

Doesn't that only work on our sister, though? Claire was given the elite training to overcome that weakness.

I sigh in resignation. "Fine." I hop into her arms and Rosa grabs her bag again. "You're just doing this cos you want that present, aren't you?"

She shakes her head from side to side, hefting me in her grip. "No. I'm doing it cos I wub yew." She croons, before adding. "Well, I do also like presents."

I flick her behind the ear and we walk on in silence for a few minutes. "So how'd you run into a monster last night?" Claire asks.

Mia chimes in. "Me and Rosa were walking back from the hospital around midnight and-"

Claire cuts her off, looking up at me. "You and Rosa were?" She squints at me. "And what was Danny doing?"

Mia looks up at me as well. "I... don't know, he didn't say..."

Uhhhhh

>Write in

>>36055642
"So yeah remember how told you guys I had something to discuss but couldn't say it in school"
Then explain the Marie situation. If they as why we hid it tell them that anytime we had free we were either in school or dealing with other things.

>>36055642
>Exercising my swag

>>36055642
>I was talking to the counselor lady. Oh yeah, she got me to form a club, a club about video games. *whisper*Also, I'm banging her.*whisper*"

>>36055642
Pushing the boundaries of your harem my Lady. or this >>36055660

>>36055653
This. Honesty is important.

>>36055642
this >>36055653

"So... remember how I told you guys I had something going on that I couldn't talk about at school?" I ask tentatively.

Mia and Rosa both nod, while Claire just stares up at me, waiting.

"Wellllll... I might have... gotten Ms Gutla to.... form an attraction to me. And I may have acted on it." Rosa and Mia both gasp, while Claire laughs, shifting me in her grip again. "So, last night I was at her place, and I was walking home when I stumble into the monster.

Rosa steps in front of Claire, walking backwards. "But... she's an adult. And works at the school. She could get in major trouble if she's caught."

Claire snorts. "Well, it can't be that bad, as long as Danny hasn't fucked her." All three girls eyes flick up to me. "You din't you fuck her, right?"

>Write in

>>36055737
Cross our arms and just glare back at them "My name is Daniel Speltin, what did you think I did?"

>>36055737
"No I haven't"
Lies are also good for a healthy realtionship

>>36055748
This

>>36055737
>>36055748
This, but don't cross our arms, we'll fall off, just hug Claire harder

>>36055737
"Well the good news is she has telepathy and electrical powers?"

>>36055766
But we're not hugging claire

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>>36055737
>>36055748
This. For the lulz.

>>36055766
All the more reason to cross our arms.

>>36055793
she's giving us a piggyback anon

>>36055737
"Well, no, not quite. She fucked me over in some game called guilty gear, but then again who hasn't?

>>36055737
"Might have done."

"What? She was literally BEGGING me to."

I tighten my grip around Claires shoulders, "My name is Daniel Speltin. What do you think I did."

Claire sighs. "On the one hand... nice." She grins up at me. "On the other hand, probably a tard move man."

Both girls nod in agreement.

"Not smart." Rosa chips in.

"Pretty dumb." Mia agrees.

I shrug. "Yeah... well.... I think we can keep this under wraps. Can't we?"

A brief silence, where no one speaks. Not a great sign.

We arrive at my house, and I pull my keys out, Claire lowers me into position and I unlock the door, grateful to be out of the afternoon sun.

Claire drops me in the hall and takes her bag back, heading for my room.

>Rush ahead, hide Shoe
>I'm still mad at you, you aren't allowed to stay here for a while
>Whatever, follow along

>>36055875
>Rush ahead, hide Shoe

>>36055875
>Whatever, follow along

>>36055875
>Rush ahead, hide Shoe

>>36055875
>Whatever, follow along
Why was fucking her so bad gain?

>>36055875
>Whatever, follow along

>>36055875
>Whatever, follow along

>>36055875
>Whatever, follow along
Attempt at damage control. She has games. She's a telepath afterwards.

>>36055895
I don't really get it either, I'd have thought any sexual relationship would have been bad, fucking doesn't really add anything to that.

>>36055913
It also depends on age laws. I'm pretty sure we are 17 but I don't know what Japstralia's age of consent is.

Claire still ain't getting the cat

>>36055875
>"Claire, I think I might be a slut."

>>36055940
Age of consent, yeah. But I mean, it's not like we're going to broadcast that out to anyone that we're fucking her, are we? Just need to keep it a secret.

>>36055945
She gets our pussy so long as we get hers.

>>36055940
In the magical land of oz, our consent age for sex is 16 except if a partner has a direct power above the other, such as a teacher and their student. Then it is +18.

>>36055995
Is that real because it sounds mad dumb?

>>36055955
We're not actually "fucking" her. We "fucked" her. As in exactly one time.

If nobody caught us at it that time, simply not doing it again for a while solves the problem.

I let Claire lead down the hall, carefully walking on my battered legs after her.

Claire looks over her shoulder at me. "So.... what'd ya get me?" She asks, hand on the doorknob. "Is it... something shiny?"

I shake my head.

"Oooh is it some actually decent workout shit?" I file that under Christmas present ideas.

"Nope."

"What is it then?" She asks, twisting the doorknob.

>I got myself a kitten
>I got you a kitten
>Nothing, get out
>Write in

>>36056018
>I got myself a kitten

>>36056018
>I got you a kitten

>>36056018
>>I got you a kitten

>>36056018
>I got myself a kitten
>I got you a kitten

>>36056018
>I got myself a kitten

>>36056018
>Write in
"I got you a shoe."

>>36056018
>"I apparently got myself a kitten, since you were a jerk."

>>36056044
this

>>36056018
>Write in
"I got US a kitten. And for the shit you pulled earlier, YOU get to clean her litterbox."

>>36056018
>Write in
I got us a shoe

>>36056044
this

>>36056044
This! Beautiful

>>36056018
>>36056044
This, but change it to US not her

>>36056059
This

Our Shoe, not hers

>>36056071
OURS anon, but she gets to clean up after it, gotta teach her some motherhood skills, she is probably pregnant with our kid after all

>>36056081
>she is probably pregnant with our kid after all
Doubt.

>>36056091
Well then we just have to try harder and more often.

>>36056081
>Shoe and Me
>Claire morphs into Jennifer Aniston
>Our nose breaks

>>36056094
Kids when we're ready and stable and not in high school

>>36056018
>I got myself a kitten

Thought here.

The pills are theoretically a kind of poison

meant to kill off childs before they made

would holding her hand cure her of the pill?

>>36056109
>when we're ready and stable and not in high school
Say, can we apply to Taco Bing or McDaffy's yet?

Though we might be dealing with our sister this time around...

>>36056149
No. Working is boring as fuq

>>36056157
Of course it is, but we still gotta work to be respectable.

>>36056149
Why work when we're coming up with creative ways to do things without money?

>>36056176
Or just marry that rich girl and inherit half the town?

>>36056181
So we don't have to come up with creative ways to do things without money.

>>36056157
>Working is boring

It's almost like you don't enjoy getting Dosh for menial task? Fuck is wrong with you anon?

>>36056187
That's called gold-digging/mooching, and is frowned upon?

>captcha: principle ndigirl
captcha's saying something about principles and not doing it to girl

>>36056192
Come on, it's building our problem solving skills

something that this quest's playerbase desperately needs

"I got us a kitty." I tell her. Claire's eyes shoot open and she gives me a grin of pure joy, nearly melting the block of ice I erected against her around my heart.

"Fuck yes!" She yells, throwing her arms around my neck and kissing me, fiercely sucking the air out of my lungs. "Oh, I remember why I love you again." She adds with a grin.

I give her a scowl. "Yeah, well, cos of you're stunt at school YOU'RE the one that has to clean her litterbox, BITCH!" I add the last word, mostly as a joke.

Claire shoves the door open and spots Shoe on my bed. "AWWW SHE'S PWECIOUS!" Claire coos, running over and scooping the kitten up, she spins in the air as she dives on my bed, ending up with a non shaken cat, lying on her stomach as Claire pets it softly. "Aw, is she a stray?" She cuddles the cat close to her face. "Don't worry Danny takes real good care of strays, when he's not busy molesting them."

I kick her bag in to the room a little more as Rosa and Mia file in, taking the couch. Mia whips her sketchbook out and starts noodling away at something

Claire shifts the cat for a second, kicking her shoes off, then stripping out of her dusty clothes and lying back in her underwear. "Ahhh." She relaxes backwards, flexing her toes. "Nothin' like lying back in your own bed." She tells us, staring upwards and stroking the kitten again. "So, what else did you fuck up while I was gone?" She asks, looking at me as I take my desk chair.

>Tell her about Rosa's engagement
>Tell her about Mia's issues
>Tell her about the stuff with Eri
>Nothing
>Other

>>36056200
Well she's mooching off of our Cum, so fair trade.

>>36056200
truly the captcha knows all.

>>36056200
No it's says principles and dgirls. It's a sign, we need more dick girls.

>>36056206
>Tell her about Rosa's engagement
>Tell her about Mia's issues
>Tell her about the stuff with Eri

There's value in being a stingy cunt, just so long as you aren't dogging your mates

>>36056206
>Tell her about Rosa's engagement
>Tell her about Mia's issues
>Tell her about the stuff with Eri

>>36056206
>Tell her about the stuff with Eri
Mia and Rosa are gonna get PLATINUM MAD, it'll be great

>>36056206
>not using shoe joke
Chuckles a shit

>Tell her about Rosa's engagement
and ask Mia if she wants to discuss her issues

>>36056206
>Tell her about Rosa's engagement
Don't talk about the Mia stuff. At least while she's here.

>>36056206
>Tell her about Rosa's engagement
>Tell her about Mia's issues
>Tell her about the stuff with Eri

>>36056206
>Tell her about Rosa's engagement
>Tell her about the stuff with Eri

>>36056206
>>Tell her about Rosa's engagement
then
>Tell her about the stuff with Eri
and finally, but only if Mia's okay with it
>Tell her about Mia's issues

>>36056206
>>36056236
This

>>36056206
>"Mia's father put glass in her vagina."

>>36056206
>Rosa's engagement

Thats the one with that bitch ass punk righy? Or did I miss a thread?

>>36056258
you missed a thread

>>36056258
We're having a shotgun wedding with gun girl on Tuesday.

>>36056206
"A little of everything, ya know. The usual."

>>36056264
Goddamit Chuckles.

Nigga runs like a ninja

>>36056206
Tell her everything except Mia's issues. I don't think Mia wants that shared

>>36056274
Oh cool. She was hot.

alright, 12 votes rosa, 8 votes Mia, 9 votes Eri and 1 vote for nothing

Looks like just talking about Rosa at the moment

>>36056318
Throw Eri in ya cunt

>>36056206
>Tell her about Rosa's engagement
>Tell her about the stuff with Eri
>Other
Tell her about our video game club.

Even if we're not going to use the abandoned neighborhood as a base, we should steal the exercise equipment from the community center.

>>36056318
Talk about Rosa and Eri faggot

Hey, what's Rosa's stance on incest?

>>36056364
She's part of the aristocracy. She can probably label 12 instances of it happening among the upper class right now

>>36056215
>>36056220
>>36056219
>>36056228
>>36056232
>>36056236
Eri fags please go. It's weird.

>>36056387
It's not weird if we're a girl when we do things with her. We respect our sister's lifestyle, do we not?

>>36056395
It's not weird if we're a guy and we do things with her either.

>>36056387
I'm just wondering, we just washed her back, nothing to report to the boss. While there is this mad girl with guns that got some interest in us.

>>36056424
Yeah it is, that'd be like if a guy tried making out with you even though you're straight.

>>36056439
Except she realised she liked eating our cum

>>36056442
She did?

>>36056434
We kissed her, you clod! On the lips!

>>36056442
No, she thought it was really weird, and we told her it wasn't that weird.

>>36056434
>While there is this mad girl with guns that got some interest in us.
Can we please stop trying to add to the harem?

We're becoming fucking Nej at this rate goddamnit.

>>36056387
No.

>>36056453
Gun Girl will be a friend at most. I promise!

>>36056434
>While there is this mad girl with guns that got some interest in us.
No no no no no more, the only one we're adding to our group/Claires group is going to be Eri

>>36056453
It is inevitable.

>>36056464
I'm just saying she's dangerous.

>>36056449
>No, she thought it was really weird, and we told her it wasn't that weird.
Subtext anon, jesus fucking christ read the situation and stop being so literal.

>>36056462
Bullshit. Not Revy is great. Eri I'm iffy on. Christ sake man she's his sister.

>>36056464
>Claire's group
We're the Senpai under the sheets. Not her.

>>36056453
>We're becoming fucking Nej at this rate goddamnit.
The thing with Nej is that he keeps cheating on girls and coming up with lame-ass excuses/blaming it on them for not being able to satisfy him.

>>36056476
>Christ sake man she's his sister.
And? That's bonus points.

>>36056477
Claire's totally the alpha.

"Well.... It turns out that Rosa's in a bit of a pickle." I tell her, glancing at the pink haired girl.

Rosa grimaces slightly. "Yeah... umm." She looks desperately to me to explain. I sigh. Of course.

"Okay, so. Rosa was in some prearranged marriage thing to this huge rich cunt, who's family company helps Rosa's. And when I went to that party last weekend... I kinda made him cry bitch tears."

Claire nods and laughs, scratching her leg absently.

"It's a tad.. more complicated than that though. Enswith threw a shitfit and cancelled the engagement."

Claire winces. "What a pussy." She laughs, "Dodged a bullet there, huh?" She asks Rosa, who nods.

"Yeah.. he was an arse." Rosa nods me on again.

"But now her parent's want to marry Rosa off again, or at least get her engaged." I scratch my neck, hoping Claire will clue on.

"Man you're parents are cocks. I wouldn't let dad tell me who to marry." She picks the cat up and kisses her nose. "Isn't that right Mrs Kitty?" Shoe purrs and licks Claire's nose.

"Well... the thing is.... Rosa threw my name on the list. And her parent's really seem to like me." I finish.

Claire gives me a sidelong look. "So, you're going to marry into the aristocracy, becoming an heir to a billion dollar company with Rosa as your wife?" Her face is blank, and it's impossible to read her.

>Write in

>>36056476
>Revy
who?

>>36056493
"It's...a distinct possibility."

>>36056493
"That's what it's shaping up to be."
"Should look into harem laws and such though, wouldn't want to get done for adultery or something."

>>36056493
Seconding >>36056504 & >>36056506
Ask them if they know anything about having multiple wives

>>36056476
>Christ sake man she's his sister.
That ain't no thang when Danny's Danielle.

>>36056493
>"I'm thinking of getting a job at McDaffy's actually, don't wanna be a mooch."

>>36056493
"Don't worry, I am still background material as a stay-at-home dad."

>>36056493
"It's a maybe right now. They like how I'm not a douchebag, at least not in front of them, but I'm not exactly swimming in stock options and hedge funds."

>>36056493
"We could even afford condoms!"

>>36056493
Look at Rosa, claire and mia and promisse things won't change.

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>>36056497
"Avery"
Based off of Revy. A woman who firmly believes any and every problem can be solved by the excessive application of lead.

Doors shut? Blow it open. Can't get a date find one at gunpoint. Date can't get an erection... point a gun at it.

Someone sneezes shoot them.

>>36056529
Honestly people who say violence doesn't solve problems must have never pointed a gun at their problems.

>>36056493
>>36056521
>>36056516
These.

>>36056493
Whoa whoa whoa. Who said anything about running the company? That sounds like way too much work.

>>36056537
Exactly! Danny tries to rape you! Point a gun at him. Danny refuses to rape you... point a gun at him!

Claire fakes dead... shoot at her a little... we'll find out real quick.

>>36056493
"You're forgetting being married to you and Mia too there."

>>36056556
WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH RINGS YET! IT'LL SOUND PATHETIC AS SHIT TO THE THREE OF THEM!

>>36056529
oh. googled Revy, found a girl whose "sometimes referred by her original name Rebecca". Didn't make a connection.

>>36056571
Are we Sonic?

>>36056587
Pfffft, we are now.

>>36056587
Avery's Shadow.

"It''s.... a possibility, yes. But you're forgetting the part where I still love you and Mia both." I tell her.

Claire snorts and rolls to a sitting position, Shoe sliding into her lap. "And Ms Gutla?" She asks with a smile, looking at herself in my mirror.

>Write in

>>36056674
>>36055948

>>36056674
"My name is Daniel, etc etc, you already know what I'm going to say."

>>36055948
>>36056674
Shocked expression may help.

>>36056674
Seconding >>36056687

Then move on to getting Claire to redress the cuts she opened up on us.

>>36056674
>>36055948

>>36056674
"Yeah... I think I l-lo-like her to."

>>36056674
"Now that one ended up being more of a shocker than anything. But...yeah..."

>>36056674
Chuckles, why do you keep roleplaying as our girlfriend?

>>36056674
"She's interesting, and also telepathic, and very good at video games, she's honestly not so bad when she lets her hair down"
"But yooou know you're the only one for me Claire!" In the most condescendingly girly tone you can muster

>>36056738
Bullshit. She's hurt us. Shoe is the only girl for us.

>>36056744
Fuck off Nej.

>>36056738
If by condescendingly girly you mean sarcastic and girly, yes

>>36056738
Rosa will flip her shit.

Y'know, we really brought this whole Gutla situation down upon ourselves. We didn't have to, but we did anyway.

>>36056762
You mean like, Eri, and Rosa, and Claire and soon to be Avery?

So is Shin dead? I remember something about the robots getting destroyed and he hasn't shown up in like the last ten threads.

>>36056674
"She's a hardcore games collector. I mean, really, really hardcore. She's probably the coolest older lady ever."

>>36056774
Ugh. You know, we could always end this as an hero.

>>36056774
>and soon to be Avery?
Fuck off Nej

>>36056790
FINAL DESTINATION - KILL SELF? Y/N (ONLY PUT Y/N IN YOUR POST, AND DO NOT LINK TO THIS POST)

>>36056774
>soon to be Avery?
Yeah nah we're just gonna be friends with her, no more other than Eri.

>>36056792
Oh I don't want it to happen. But I also didn't want Eric and Marie to happen, but you fucks can't keep it in your pants.

>>36056792
Stop pushing this Nej shit, it's completely different from our own situation.

I don't particularly want Avery, but in all honesty it's likely to happen considering Claire and how we usually are.

>>36056807
Chuckles hurry the fuck up and put a ring in Ms Chuckles

Y

Y

>>36056792
Avery is cool. Why don't you want to give her the Danny? He is Love. He is Power.

Y

N

>>36056817
>I don't particularly want Avery, but in all honesty it's likely to happen considering Claire and how we usually are.
You do realise that we can make the decision to not fuck her right?

Jesus stop being such a slut.

>>36056832
Because the growing harem is getting fucking stupidly large and causing problems.

>>36056832
He is a cactus.

N

>>36056807
nice try asshole

>>36056840
>Stupidly large
Eh, that's 10+.
>Causing problems
Not... Really?

>>36056829
>>36056831
>>36056835
>>36056836
>>36056851
And that's 3 to 2 in favour of killing ourself! Writing!

>>36056829 >>36056831 >>36056835 >>36056836 >>36056851
Is this an indication of the readership and the samefagging?

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>>36056807
Hah! I still have a pick for this. You filthy Koala get off the computer. People are playing.

>>36056864
ruseman can't even ruse properly

Y

>>36056871
Readership no, samefagging yes.

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>>36056864

Reminder that not samefaging is like voting for the shitty option

>>36056864
I look at Claire, and feel her icy stare penetrate down to the darkest depths of my soul. "Uh, umm, she's, well, you know..."

"What about Ms. Gutla, Danny!?" she says to me. Mia and Rosa glare at me as well. Oh, fuck this.

Unable to take anymore of their staring and judgement, I open up my bedroom window, and dive out of it!

"AAAAAAHHHHH!" I scream as I plummet towards the- OOF!

...

Well, I'm not dead. It's time to get out of here though. Can't stick around, have to keep movin' on. Guess what lies ahead, only one way to find out! Must keep on movin' ahead. No time for guessin', follow my plan instead! Trusting in what you can't see, take my lead, I'll set you free! Follow me - set me free - trust me, and we will escape from the city! I'll make it through, follow -
Follow me - set me free - trust me, and we will escape from the city! I'll make it through, prove it to you~

Follow me!

>>36056940
Ruseman, just run your own fucking quest.

>>36056940
oh god -10/10

>>36056940

Dont believe Andore's lies

"Claire... I think I might be a slut." I admit slowly.

Everyone in the room laughs at the painful obviousness of the statement. "Fucking duh." Rosa tells me, and the subject is dropped for now.

Claire puts the cat on the floor and it leaps up on the window sill. "Hey!" she calls out, but the cat just leaps out the window to take a weird cat piss/shit.

We all watch it, even Mia as it wanders around the garden, until Rosa's phone buzzes. "Ughhhh, lame. My parent's want me at another engagement thing. Sorry Claire, gotta go."

She leans down and kisses Claire, and quickly zips out the door, letting herself out.

Mia shrugs and returns to doodling, as Claire climbs off the bed, squishing her stomach skin slightly. "Hey Danny, do I look like I've put on weight to you?" She asks.

I run an eye up and down her. She might have put on a kilo or two....

>It was just the trip, you'll burn it off in no time.
>Yeah, oink oink [joke]
>No, never

>>36056940
I followed you on twitte- wait, that's not what you meant.

>>36056961
Yes, in pure muscle. You got HUEG.

>>36056961
>Write in
"You know, I think you're right."
"I think I've got a good way to exercise it out of you though."
Whip out dick

>>36056961
>Write in
"How'd you put on weight at a sports clinic?"

>>36056961
>It was just the trip, you'll burn it off in no time.
Especially with the exercise regime I have planned for you, we've lost time to make up.

>>36056961
Did we get her that pregnancy test?

>>36056961
>"Yes. Yes you have. We need to start working it off immediately." Commence lewds.

>>36056961
>Yeah, oink oink [joke]
Let's get fit. Also, my sister missed tasting you with my sauce

>>36056961
[PANIC] Claire is on the pill, chuckles... don't fuck with us[/PANIC]

>>36056961
Just stare at her, stone faced, until she starts panicking, then reassure her she's fine.
Before suggesting that we can help her work out etc etc.

>>36056961
>It was just the trip, you'll burn it off in no time.
But, uh, you're still getting you're period, right?
I'll beg Dad for some cash and I'll go get us a pregnancy test.

>>36056961
"How could you put on weight at a sports clinic? Claire, what if your healing has stopped the pill's effects?"

>>36056961

Literally bigger than Rosa good luck with that

>>36056840
>Because the growing harem is getting fucking stupidly large and causing problems.
But see, this isn't just a harem, it's the legendary super harem, born once every thousand years, capable of having all the girls in it sexing each other up as well.

>>36056961
>It was just the trip, you'll burn it off in no time.

I step in close and whisper in her ear. "How could you put on weight at a sports clinic? Claire... what i your healing stops the pill from working?" I ask, trying to hide my urgency.

Claire sighs. "Oh, we're back to this are we?" She shakes her head. "I think I put on weight, cos there was this delicious bakery next to the motel we were staying, and I ate there a lot, because food helps with the loneliness. Doi." She flicks my forehead.

I breathe a sigh of relief.

"And besides. I'd know if the pill wasn't working shitstain. I haven't been throwing up or anything." She spins and kisses my cheek. "So shaddup, okay?"

She places both hands on my chest and shunts me backwards, I land on the bed in a squeaking of bedsprings.

Claire jumps on me, straddling my chest. "Hey Mia, you wan-?" She looks up. "Where's Mia?"

I spot a note stuck to my bed's headboard. "Called home by Dave. Had to go. Sorry." I read. "I didn't even hear her go..."

Shoe leaps back in through the window, sniffing Danny Jr. As Claire looks befuddled.

>What do

Real talk tho training a lot is a strange thing. I saw plenty of female squad mates have weight problems while training >20hrs a week when I swam.

>>36057159
>rim her

>>36057159
"C-can we just cuddle..."

>>36057159
Text Mia to tell her it's okay and we'll see her tomorrow.
Ask Claire if she wants to get /fit/ then have sex, or shower first then have sex.

>>36057159
Seconding >>36057189

Hey, you think Mia is getting molested/raped by Dave right now and possibly murdered for fighting it?

>>36057159
>>36057189
This, we're still injured and we just want to hold our girlfriend after we missed her
also do >>36057192
>Text Mia to tell her it's okay and we'll see her tomorrow.

>>36057203
No

>>36057159
Text Mia to call if she needs anything then tell Claire about Eri and how Mia's mums been improving

>>36057211
This

>>36057203
No, Mia went invisible in a corner of the room, ready to schlick.
>>36057159
Eri said it tasted weird, we should prepare a sample to have an opinion on the taste changes.

>>36057159
>>36057230
This while doing >>36057189

>>36057203
Fuck off creepy classmate

>>36057230
>tell Claire about Eri and how Mia's mums been improving
Seconding

>>36057203
Probably what gutla was talking about earlier

>>36057281
which was?

She had something on Mia she couldn't tell us earlier

>>36057341
Thought that was Avery?

"C-can we just cuddle?" I ask her. "My... everything kinda hurts."

She grumbles and rolls off my chest, landing on her side. "FFFFffffiiiiiiine, big spoon me."

I oblige and roll onto my side, cuddling into her, she tucks her head into my chin, as the sun starts to set outside. I quickly text Mia, telling her to call if anything comes up.

"I missed this." Claire tells me. "So... real talk, how wet was your dick while I was gone?"

>Write in

>>36057348
Er, I didn't fuck Eri or Mom. That's it.

>>36057348
"Well...there was doing it in Rosa's room. Almost had her mom walk in on us. Uhm...besides that, nothing.

>>36057348
Pretty wet. Fucked rose and Marie. Took a shower with my sister and kissed her. Almost fucked Mia. You know the usual

>>36057348
"Three times, once with rosa, once with Marie, and once with Mia. The Mia time didn't go well."

>>36057348
"Well, I had sex properly twice. I don't think that's that bad."
"How about you? Had any country girls?"

>>36057361
We fucked mike/dad?

>>36057379
This

>>36057348
"Pretty wet, fucked Rosa on her bed in her house after meeting her parents, also tried with Mia but it seems that her father was more of a bastard than we realized and hurt her pretty bad and it's left her with some issues but we saw a doc and we're working through it, just don't tell her I told you about it, I know she's shy and secretive but she needs us now. Also took a shower with Eri and she had some things to say about eating my jizz out of you, and it wasn't all bad"

>>36057348
"Not enough."

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>36057388
Don't you remember? Where've you been?

>>36057346
When we were talking about club members we didn't push patient confidentiality.

>>36057395
Not this

>>36057422
it was Avery.

>>36057379
+1

>>36057371
this

>>36057371
This

>>36057371
>>36057379
shall blend these

"Well... two and two halves?" I tell her.

"I'm not that shitty at math." Claire tells me, nudging me in the ribs with an elbow.

"No I mean... I fucked Rosa at her place, almost got caught by her mum too, and I fucked Marie at her flat, but I almost fucked Mia... and I took a shower with Eri... we kissed."

Claire snorts, her warm skin shaking against me, "Eri huh? Did she tell you about the surprise I gave her?"

I grit my teeth. "She did. She seemed freaked out by it."

Claire tries to stifle her laughs. "Yeah... it was fucked up." She declares, obviously self satisfied. "But what happened with Mia? How do you half fuck her?"

>Write in

>>36057602
"There's a bit of trouble regarding Mia, I'll tell you about it after it blows over, alright?"

>>36057610
This.

It's probably something you should ask her about yourself

>>36057610
This

>>36057602
"Trauma. I think you talking to her will help."

>>36057602
do
>>36057610

>>36057602
I'll...let her tell you. It's not my thing to talk about.

>>36057610
This

I finally made it in time for a quest!
Fucking Aussie.

"The stuff with Mia... it's complicated, and I think she wants to keep it private. Sorry." I kiss the top of her skull. "I promise to tell you everything once it's blown over, okay?"

She groans and concedes. "FIIIIINE." She leans and sniffs me. "I never noticed how nice you smell. Not til I was gone."

"I have a smell?" I ask, bewildered, I never smelt myself.

"Yeah... you smell like..." She sniffs. "Salt and wood, but like, a fancy wood. You smell like... home. A real home, not the caravan park."

I sniff her back. Sweat and coconut. It's nice.

>You wanna check in on the caravan park some time?
>I love you so much
>You're still an asshole for that trick
>Write in

>>36057962
>I love you so much
>you're still an asshole for that trick

>>36057962
>I love you so much
But
>You're still an asshole for that trick

>>36057962
>I love you so much
but
>You're still an asshole for that trick

>>36057962
> i love you so much
Kawai time. Then we get senpai.

>>36057962
Anyhow how are your grandparents doing? (unless we know they are dead or something?)

>>36057990
>>36057991
>>36057993
dat hivemind

>>36057962
>I love you so much
>You're still an asshole for that trick
>But I guess it was funny. Somewhat. Actually, not really.
>You have no idea how much I missed you.


>upon aspeedo
I don't think Danny has a speedo in hos wardrobe, Captcha.

>>36057962
>I love you so much
>You're still an asshole for that trick

"I love you so much.... but you're still an asshole for pulling that trick on me, you know that right?" I ask her.

She giggles, and the sweet vibrations of her laughter run through her chest, flowing through me, matching my heartbeat.

I nuzzle into her scalp, scratching her with my chin. With a huge yanw, Claire snuggles deep into me, wrapping my arms around her tighter.

"Night nerd." She whispers.

"Night dyke." I tell her back, and Claire's breathing eases into a soft rhythm, Shoe curling up by her head, mewing softly as night descends.

>Go to sleep
>Write in

>>36057962
>>I love you so much
"And it's not like many girls let their boyfriends be total sluts, thank you!

>>36058127
Draw mustache on Claire, as prank?

>>36058127
>go to sleep

>>36058127
>Go to sleep

>>36058127
>text Mia just in case.

>>36058127
Have/cook dinner for our siblings

>>36058173
>>36058127
Second

>>36058127
Rub dick against her butt, try for soft quiet lewding.

>>36058195
Nah, blueball her like we blueballed Marie

>>36058195
Or we could wake up to soft lewding

>>36058195
We avoided lewding because of our injuries

I quickly text Mia, receiving a response that she's just going to sleep. I smile. Good.

I lay down on the pillow and doze off, Claire's delicious smell filling my nose, brushing into my core. I'm certain I sleep with a smile.

Doesn't stop the nightmares though.

Claire lies on the parking lot floor, cold and blue, flies crawling out of her mouth, maggots chewing their way through her eyeballs, her skin rotting and sloughing off her face, the ground cracks and splinters, a hole swallowing her up, as I grip, terrified, at her arm, missing as she sails into inky blackness, a lifeless husk.

"Claire!" I bolt upright, coated in cold sweat.

"Hmm?" She looks at me, confused from across the room, dressed in a tank top and spats, she sits, feeding Shoe chunks of pilfered lamb curry. "What?"

I can feel a trickle of blood crawling down my back. But it's okay, she's fine. I take a few deep breaths, trying to stop my hands shaking.

>What do

>>36058173
>>36058192
we did that already >>36057348

>>36058377
Get ourselves check out for any after effects from attack

>>36058377
"Sorry.....bad dreams."
"See what you brought on? Now I have nightmares about you being dead."

>>36058377
Hang with Rosa to show she's best girl to her parents.

>>36058416
This, then pester her to dress our wounds

>>36058416
It was just one little prank, anon, get over it.

>>36058377
>>36058416
Seconding.

>>36058487
that has inspired nightmares.

>>36058387
>>36058340
I thought we were trying to avoid working out.

>>36058377
>trickle of blood
...Check back for blood...

>>36058518
Probably a good idea to avoid that for the time being, at least until Claire heals our wounds up with powers

"Sorry.... bad dreams... Hey, you reckon you can help me rebandage summa this shit on my back?" I ask her.

She nods and leaves the curry with Shoe, hurrying off to the kitchen, returning with iodine. "Alright, roll over bitch boy."

She pulls my shirt off and whistles. "Whew, this is fucked up."

I grimace as she pours some liquid on a cotton ball. "I'm aware. Thing knocked my flying like ten metres."

She shrugs. "Eh. Alright, hold your breath."

COCKSUCKING CHRIST IN HELL! I pound a fist on the mattress, trying not to scream. I don't remember it hurting this bad last time, but then I was nearly unconscious.

"Stay still." Claire orders, pinning my shoulders .

Eventually, I stop moving and she wraps the bandages over my upper chest, before looping them under my armpits. "There. Should hold."

She pats the smooth skin on my lower back, and kisses my ear.

"Now hurry up and get better!" She orders me. "The ball's tomorrow night."

She bounces off me and trails her way back to the kitchen singing wordlessly and off-key.

When she returns she wipes her mouth. "So I saw Eri on the way back." She tells me, licking a finger.

>Wrie in

>>36058740
"She thinks she lives here."

>>36058740
>>Wrie in
How'd she taste?

>>36058740
Cool...?

>>36058740
Yeah she lives here with us remember? This is our home...

>>36058740
Do our best impression of interested page flipping.

>>36058740
"I'm guessing she was happy to see you, or were you more happy to see her?"

>>36058740
Seconding >>36058798

>>36058740
DETAILS PLZ.

>>36058740
You pretend to drop dead in front of her too?

>>36058740
"Making up for lost time, I see."

>>36058897
too hostile

>>36058927
She gets home see's Eri commences lewds. Gets home sees Danny. Gives him a heart attack.

I'll continue to bitch in the corner.

"How'd she taste?" I ask, booting my laptop up and browsing the web.

Claire holds her free hand up and considers, pulling faces as shes sucks the finger in her mouth. Eventually she pops it loose, against her cheek. "Like... hmm like tangy sugar."

"Tangy sug- do you even know what sugar is?" I shake my head as she kicks the door shut with her heel and saunters over to me.

"It was so risky..." Claire whispers in my ear. "I walked into her in the hall... Your mum was watching TV, but I just kissed her. I pushed her up against the wall and shoved my hand down her shorts."

I give her a hard stare. "Risky."

She nods with a smile. "Yeah, Eri was terrified, but she loved it. She came in like... a minute." She leans over, "But I haven't got enough Speltin DNA on me today. C'mon." She tugs gently at my wrist. I pull a face as the sensitive skin of my elbow skims the mattress.

>What do
>Write in

>>36059045
Can we wait till my back isnt fucked?

>>36059045
>"Sounds good to me, although it might cause my wounds to reopen. If you're too impatient for me to heal naturally you could fix me with your powers, but I was trying to avoid asking you to do that..."

>>36059045
>Write in
Play with the kitten, its more interesting.

>>36059045
>What do
Go along for the ride!
But.. slowly.. all the blood rushing to an erection while your low on it may cause loss of consciousness.

>>36059045
Claire

>>36059045
Make love, slow and gently.

>>36059045
>>36059089
>>36059120
Slow.

>>36059045
>>36059120
This

>>36059083
Hang on yeah, why don't we just get Claire to heal us guys?

>>36059045
First, kiss finger. For science.

>>36059153
Because it hurts her.

>>36059153
She would feel pain for doing that

>>36059045
Seconding >>36059120