>>36049659
>Send her back, try again.

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>>36049680
Hmm... you never really learned how to send them BACK!

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Aw gross, she's all writhing and shit!

Well, what now?

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A new Lego Quest? Can it be?

>>36049772
Seduce the succubus. This should be a relatively simple task.

>>36049772
Just say the summoning spell backwards. That's obviously how you reverse the spell.

>>36049772
Give her some clothes. She's naked right now.

>>36049772
Seconding >>36049815. What could possibly go wrong?

>>36049772
make another summoning circle and try again. have homunculi build a brick wall around the old one.

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>>36049800

Well, it looks like a wizard's gotta do what a wizard's gotta do! Nothing could possibly go wrong with this!

Why send her(?) back when you can order her to seduce those City College jerks to death instead?

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Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>36049957
Fuck her right in the pussy

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>36049957
alright

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>36049957
Dance sexily to Johnny Cash.

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>36049973
>>36049957
Babby-tier stuff. Going in dry for the superior hole.

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>>36049973
Hey, this is pretty great!

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...Uh-oh.

>>36050122
Excorcist tier, man. Scary shit.

>>36050140
>datfilename.jpg

>>36050140
Well that escalated quickly.

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"Nooooooooo!"

Wait wut.

Did I miss the end to the shreepsman quest?

>>36050204
Well that was fast.
Goodnight LQ.

>>36050214
This was the end to Shreepsman Quest.

>>36050204
What would have happened if we said the summoning spell backwards?

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>>36050214
A new episode of Master Shreepsman Quest should be up tomorrow afternoon.

>>36050216
We can do something else if people want to!

>>36050190
How did you do this shot?

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>>36050234
>What would have happened if we said the summoning spell backwards?
Depends on what you rolled, I guess. Either it would have worked, not worked, or not worked and made things worse.

Here's a spaceship I made for a challenge on /toy/

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>>36050242
>How did you do this shot?
Superimposed this picture over the top of it.

>>36050236
Something else short and hilarious. I leave it to you to decide what; I'm drawing blanks.

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>>36050276

>>36050288
Dark and vexing magiks indeed.

>>36050298
>>36050236
>something else
How about Space Policeman quest? >>36050276

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>>36050344
Yes! Spaaaaaace!

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HATS is filmed on location with the men and women of the Imperial Police. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of Imperial law.

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BAD FIGS

WHATCHU WANT

WATCHU GONNA DO

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WHATCHU GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuu...

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"I've been working this beat for about four or five years. I grew up around here, so I know a lot of the people, know how they act. It's a tough place to raise a family."

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"Yeah, we get a lot of street crime, arsons, things like that. You never know what you're gonna run across."

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"We just got a call, some neighbors are reporting a loud argument of some kind going on in the street, so we're going to head over and check it out, see what's going on, see what the problem is."

Equipment check:
* One burner each
* One pair of handcuffs each
* One radio

Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!

Oh yeah

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>36050974
Stop for space donuts before going there.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>36050974
>>36051127
YOU FOOOOOOL

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"It's important to keep your energy up in this line of work. You never know when you're going to..."

Suddenly-

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- you see that they're all out of Bavarian cream with chocolate on top!

Suddenly-

>>36051127
>>36051217
So is this like matter and anti-matter?

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Rolled 3 (1d12)

"Gimme all the money in the register!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>36051306
Pull burners on him.
"There's two ways this can go."
"The easy way."
"Or the very easy way."
"So what's it gonna be, punk?"

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>36051306
Shoot him in the legs then smash his head in the glass.
Cue badass one-liner whith donut related pun.

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Just as you begin to give a really cool line, both you and your partner fumble and drop your burners!

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"Yaaaah!"

He's getting away! At least he dropped his burner.

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do!

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>36051459
Stand up, take the burners and a donut then run after him.

>>36051525
Fuck, the space gods don't want to let me have that donut.

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"-Watch where you're-"

"Ouch, careful-"

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"Uh, maybe you guys shouldn't show that part..."

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"Come on, he went out the back! That's a dead-end alley, he's trapped!"

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"Dammit!"

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Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>36051799
Try to jump too. If we don't catch him, the space chief is going to kill us.


I'm sorry but I need to left the game (it's almost 8:00 am in my country and I still don't have slept).

>>36049937
>That method of showing a lego guy taking his pants off

Brilliant!

>>36050140
DRAGON'S LAIR!!

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>>36051919

"I've got this!"

You can do it! This is it, this is your moment!

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"Dammit!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

>>36052051
We need to hunt him down! Call in the whole police force and sweep the whole city for the scumbag! He's embarrasing us on camera!

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>36052051
Destroy the wall with our burners!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

We're obviously out of our element here. Let's call for back up!

>>36052184
Or this, this is good.

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>>36052184

"Sometimes this job is hard, but sometimes you get to do something like this!"

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KA-BAM!

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[sounds of footsteps and heavy breathing]

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"There he is!"

"Hold it!"

"Look out, look out-"

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"Got him?"

"Yeah, I got him, I got him. Sir, please cooperate-"

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"Lemme go! I didn't do anything! You got the wrong guy!"

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>36052380
Nice motion blur effect. Lego Quest Guy, you're quickly becoming my favorite tripfag.

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"Yeah, we get a lot of calls about hold-ups, shoplifting, things like that. This guy's got a long list against him, so we're happy to finally get him off the streets."

>>36052408
Cuff him, read him his rights and then high five.

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"We got a report about a possible theft of property. We're in the process of locating the victim's precise location right now."

Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>36052511
Find and beat a minority Lego guy until he fesses up. I'm sure he's behind this.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>36052511

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"Razza-frazza-tubeheads stole my good arm!"

"Sir, who stole your arm?"

"I used to be in the Service! I killed three hundred tubeheads-"

"Sir, we're going to have to ask you to calm down."

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"'Tubehead' is what some people call Circuit-Men..."

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Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>36052624
Fuck, I hadn't really thought this through....


Try to converse with the suspects in their own vernacular?

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>>36052651

"Greeting: Hello, citizen."

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"Statement: We got a complaint about a theft of property. Question: You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?"

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"STATEMENT: HE IS ALWAYS HASSLING US, MAN. EVERY DAY HE IS OUT HERE, TALKING [BEEP] ABOUT US, SAYING WE TOOK HIS ARM OR HIS LEG OR WHATEVER."

"ADDITION: DUDE BE TRIPPING," the other Circuit-Man adds!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you or your partner do, please!

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>36052781
Frisk them!

>These file names

I'm dying here.

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>>36052796

"Question: You carrying any weapons on you?"

"STATEMENT: NO, MAN, I AIN'T GOT NO WEAPONS ON ME."

"Question: You sure?"

"AFFIRMATIVE: YEAH."

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"Question: How about you? You got anything on you I should know ab-"

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"Hey! Hey! Get back here!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do!

And roll another d12 for whatever your partner does!

Rolled 3, 8 = 11 (2d12)

>>36052889
>>36052904
I fucking knew those nigras did it!

Cop 1 begin pursuit!

Cop 2 set burner to stun and fire!

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>36052935
I don't think burners stun. So just pursue.

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>36052977
Forgot other dice.

>>36052977
Depends if shooting their legs off counts as stunning.

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>>36052935

"Oof!"

>>36053004
Who the hell left a boombox there?

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"I got him, I got him!"

At once, a wave of crippling force reverberates out of your partner's burner, searing the air mere inches above you-

>>36053018
And the other Circuit-Man is just sitting there, not even turning his head to look at the action.

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*FRZAP!*

"STATEMENT: AHHHHHHH-"

>>36053035
Well. Standing there.
>>36053040
How the hell did you get this shot?

>>36053053
No, wait, let me guess. A transparent strut, stuck to the ground and the Circuit-Man by that tacky white stuff, at an angle where it's hidden by the Circuit-Man's body. I can see the shadow.

>>36053040
>>36053018
Pretty sure this falls under police brutality.

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"Careful, careful!"

"Watch it, he's still hot-"

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"Question: What's this, huh? Is this stolen property?"

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"That's my arm!"

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"I don't need your help, I can do it myself!"

>>36053222
Wait a second. Is that arm a gun? Is he going to shoot the circuit-man?

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"Statement: Loo- I mean, hey, look what I found!"

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"Well, he's going to be locked up for a long time, hopefully. Possession of an unlicensed burner, theft of property, fleeing an officer, probably some more stuff. I'm just glad we were able to recover that citizen's property. Making a little difference, that's why I joined the force, you know?"

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Well shoot, I just spent all this time trying to make a webm of this police light, but now 4chan tells me audio streams aren't allowed. I never did this before, so I just figured the board would strip the audio out of it.

Well, have this picture of the flashing lights instead!

>>36053436
That's good too.

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Only too late do I get this idea... but that's OK, I had a lot of fun tonight and I hope other people did too!

I actually got the idea to run this before >>36050344
>>36050398
said anything. I had an idea for HATS way back at the end of the final episode of Assassin Quest.

>>36053436
Can you try a gif?

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At the end of the game, Olga Christiansen reported on the fates of all the main parties, and then announced that HATS was next.

>>36053510
Maybe tomorrow.

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Longtime players will of course recognize the main characters in this game as whitehats:

http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Whitehats

I thought it would be fun to step into their world for a little bit!

>>36053509
Thanks for running LQ, I had fun!

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And I think I showed this at least once before, but for those who were curious, I upgraded my "antenna and sticky tack" technique to include this new ball socket that can support a lot more weight.

>>36053547

>>36053585
That's pretty cool. I tried that antenna stick once and it fell over a lot.

Whatever happened to the master shreepsman quest?

Thanks for the quest

>>36053724
see
>>36050236

Bump

>>36057478
Bump for what? The quest ended, and Shreepsman quest will be getting its own thread this afternoon.

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HATS is filmed on location.

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"We get a lot of calls around here. This is a pretty poor neighborhood, lot of immigrants, so tensions get high sometimes. We just got a call about someone in the street, possibly intoxicated, so we're going to head over there and check it out, see if we can't resolve the situation."

Roll a d12 and link to this post, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field.

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>36059177
It's happening again!

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>36059177

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>36059135
Oh hey, you got the thing working (sort of)
>>36059177

>>36059177
This one. >>36059262 Use this one.

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"It looks like there's already an officer on the scene. Looks like the suspect might be high on something. He's walking around, very agitated, yelling. We're going to head in, see what seems to be going on."

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>>36059386
This whole time the cameraman's been holding his camera backwards.

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"Sir, can you come over here for a moment, I need to- sir!"

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"Yeah, he's been going at it for a while, apparently. I feel bad for him, he doesn't have a home, he gets into trouble like this a lot."

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>36059501
Sir I'm going to have to ask you to stop exposing your disturbing alien genitals you are scaring the local children

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>>36059429
In the future cameras are reversible. Yeah, that's it.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>36059501
Taze the green one, establish your authority to Marjenna.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>36059501
Roll to seduce

>>36059555
I'd usually object in Lego Quest, but then this started out with Succubi and >12

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"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to-"

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"Hablarghlghlghl!"

"Sir, come back here when I'm talking to you-"

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"Aw, nuts to this!"

"GYAAHRGHLHGHL!"

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"Hey, that was some nice tazing. You work this beat a lot?"

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"We'll take this guy downtown, get him cleaned up, hopefully whatever he's on, he can get treatment for, but we'll probably see him back here next week. That's just how things go."

>>36059874
dat background event

>>36059874
>the background
They don't waste time on those nat12s.

>>36059874
That is some very creative use of those bricks.

>>36060107
I can't take credit for it - someone on /toy/ (I think?) did a shot-by-shot recreation of the FOR YOU scene from Batman with Lego pieces, and used a tan version of those bricks to make a "squatting" minifig.

And just so everyone's in the loop, it turns out I'm going to have less free time than I thought I would today, but I will keep running segments of HATS whenever I get some free time. Eating lunch now, then some more fun.

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"Yeah, we got a call about a loud argument, possibly a domestic disturbance of some kind, so we're gonna head over there, check it out, see what the situation is."

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"Harry, stop! Stop it, Harry! Harry, Stop! Stop it! Harry!"

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Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>36060833
Separate the fighters.

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>36060833
Taze the woman for being uncooperative.

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>36060833
Kill all three of them.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>36060833
Some police brutality in this thread. Rolling to separate them and discern the problem.

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"Son of a bitch, lemme at him! I'll kill you, (beep)!"

"Sir- Sir!"

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Rolled 5 (1d12)

"WHY-DON'T-YOU-TRY-IT-THEN-SHE-WANTS-A-REAL-MACHINE-OTHERWISE-SHE'D-STILL-BE-WITH-YOU-HEY-HANDS-OFF-WHITEHAT!" the robot blares as it swings a metal claw at you!

"Oof!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do!

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>36060969
trip its circuit breaker.

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>36060969
Disarm the robot.

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>36060969
rip the robot's arms off

>>36049659
Lurker here.

I really enjoy these threads

>>36061042
Don't just lurk, man! The more d12s the better!

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"Son of a bitch, let me up, (beep) whitehat!"

"Oh my god, Harry, stop it! Harry, stop it!"

"Sir- sir! Cooperate with me, sir!"

"All right, all right, (beep)!"

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"Careful, careful, look out-"

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"Come on over here with me for a minute."

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"Oh my god, Bennie, what did you do to him, (beep) whitehats? Don't touch me!"

"Ma'am- ma'am, calm down, please tell me what-"

The woman seems hysterical!

Roll a d12 for whatever you do, please!

And roll another d12 for your partner as well!

Rolled 9, 7 = 16 (2d12)

>>36061282
Seduce

Rolled 7, 11 = 18 (2d12)

>>36061282
Ma'am he's fine just deactivated, he took a swing at us we have the right. He'll be reactivated after we sort this out.

>>36061316
Dear god no

Rolled 12, 4 = 16 (2d12)

>>36061282
Calm her down and figure out what happened.

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"Um, well, Bennie and I are kind of a thing, but I guess maybe I could give you my number..."

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"I love her, man. I love her. Six years! Six years... I travel a lot. I do a few things."

"Uh-huh. Well, it seems like she maybe wants you to stay away from her, so you need to respect that."

"Yeah... I love her, man."

"Well, we're gonna take you in, keep you overnight until you can cool down a little, do you understand?"

"I love her, man..."

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"Seems like this isn't the first time he's done this. They both seem pretty intoxicated, so we're just going to separate them for a while and hope things calm down. She doesn't want to press any charges at this point, so all we can do is take him in overnight. The Benson will restart in a couple of hours, and then hopefully their neighbors can get some sleep."

>>36061500
>>36061565
Nice teamwork there.

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HATS is a production of the Imperial Justice Entertainment Division.

>>36061660
Another fine episode as always, LQ.

Lego Quest, you truly are the savior of quality quests. Bless you and your magic lego skills.

Play that one episode where they're looking into why that one wizard hasn't come out of his house the past couple of days, please!

>>36062025
>>36061746
Thanks!

Eating pizza right now, then I should have time for some more fun.

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"Out here, you never know what you're going to run across. We just got a call about a possible illegal animal operation being run nearby, so we're going to head on over, check things out, see if we can't find out what's going on."

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"Yup, that's not native to this planet. Looks like they've got a pretty nice setup, too."

"Watch out, don't get to close to that."

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"Crocovores are a protected species, so we don't want to hurt it unless we have to. It's not going anywhere for now, so we're going to head on over to that house and see if we can't find the owner, see what's going on here."

Roll a d12 and link to this post, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field.

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>36067057
Call up SWAT, then bust into the house.

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>>36067094

"OK, we've scouted the area, and it looks like he has a lot of animals on his property, and it's a big place, so we're going to head around back with Marjenna while these guys go in the front. Hopefully we can catch him off-guard, make sure nothing bad happens."

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"GO GO GO!"

"FREEZE! DOWN ON THE GROUND!"

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"What? I didn't do anything!"

"Sir, are these your animals?"

"Some of them, yeah, I mean, I'm just watching them-"

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"Look out!"

Oh no, one of the animals strikes at Marjenna!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do!

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>36067547
Dodge it and stun the animal

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>36067547
judo throw animal

>>36067547
Shout encouragement as you move

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>>36067563

"Oof!"

I don't even know what's going on anymore, LQ. Keep up the good work.

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"Look out, look out!"

"Grab the end-"

"Watch it!"

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Rolled 12 (1d12)

"Watch out, it's gonna strike!"

Roll a 12 and link to this post for whatever you do!

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>36067783
Jump down its throat and kill it from within.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>36067783
punch snake in face

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>36067783
Hope her waifu tier nature saves us all, because that's the only way we're making it out.

>>36067783
Flick down your helmet visor so it doesn't have any soft flesh to bite into.

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>36067933

>>36060156
There isn't a imigur of that set somewhere is there?

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"Ahhhh!"

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"Marjenna!"

With that, you wrench the cobraconda's jaws apart-

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"What the-"

"What's he doing-"

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"Look out, it's gonna bl-"

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"GRAAAAAAH!"

And like that you blast your way free of the cobraconda!

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"The dealer escaped!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>36068241
Switch heads with my partner. I really like his mustache.

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>36068241
Track his ass down and give him a taste of police brutality.

>>36068279
>>36068241
Wow.

Way to waste a 12 and a turn.

>>36049772

>Pomf
>Blah! What are we going to do on the bed, master?

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>36068241
run after him shooting our gun wildly

>>36060156
How did I miss that?!

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>36068241
Check on Marjenna.

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"You take care of Marjenna until the medics get here!"

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"Come on, come on! Can't this thing go any faster?"

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"What? That sounds like my aerodactyl-"

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"Hey, creep!"

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"It's time to put YOU in a cage!"

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"It's going to be OK, you're going to be fine-"

"Cough- listen, there's something... I need... to tell you..."

"What is it? I'm listening!"

"You..."

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"You looked... really cool on TV..."

>>36068217
I love how you do the blood here, nice job.

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"Well, the medic says Marjenna will be OK, so that's a relief. Wish things hadn't turned out like they did, but sometimes you run into dangerous situations in this line of work. That's just a fact of life. So now we're going to have to deal with the mess that this guy made, hopefully be able to find some good homes for these animals."

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HATS is filmed on location with the men and women of the Imperial Police. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of Imperial law.

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I used all the minifigs I made for this game last night, so I guess that's the end of this episode!

I made a wiki article for this:
http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/HATS

Previous episodes are archived on suptg:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest

And I didn't bother making a tweet about this, but if you follow me on Twitter, you'll probably get a notice whenever a new episode begins:
@EndmanOfFuturon

>>36069226
Thanks again for the thread LQ.

>>36069283
Thanks for playing, anon!

And I found that Batman "FOR YOU" scene recreation:

https://archive.moe/tv/thread/48968109

>>36069394
Thanks LQ!

That was great, thanks!

Thanks!