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>>36035076

Of course, he meant it as a joke, even deigning to point it out a sentence later, and then apologizing for it after listening to your cold, disapproving silence. "Not the kind of joke I should make, I realize in retrospect." He added, just before ending the call.

Of course it's not the joke he - or anyone else - should be making, for fuck's sake. It's crass, inappropriate, and completely uncalled for. Midori's done enough for you - and by extension, for this entire Officio - that suspecting her of espionage is objectively insane and warrants a spot execution delivered personally by you and your Desert Eagle. She's done as much for you as Mami did - and even then, probably more. So FUCK anyone who would dare try to insinuate or even think otherwise, you'll tear them apart with your bare hands--

You grit your teeth and shake your head, making a conscious effort to loosen your white-knuckled grip on Muramasa. Now's not the time to get mad. Kyuubey didn't mean it, after all. He was just making a joke, after all.

Just a joke, you repeat to yourself, stopping in front of the door leading to your Office. You knock twice, and - hearing Midori's hurried 'Come in!' - you pull it open and step inside.

"Ah, sempai!" Midori beams as she greets you, and you catch a whiff of something vaguely resembling flowery perfume in the air inside your office, along with the sound of hissing, steaming water. You also notice that your Callidus is very lightly dressed - in fact, you don't think she's wearing anything underneath that white apron barely holding everything in.

"Quick, close the door and take your clothes off!"

[1/2]

>>36035110

You blink at her once, then twice.

Staring at her with ever-widening eyes as your brain tries to process just what she'd said.

How do you react?

[]...Right here? You wanna do it right here?
[]Before we do this, I have to say that I disapprove of using the Warmaster's Office in this manner. I'm not Kharn.
[]Mumble incoherently and say something about having to get ready for some sort of op.

>>36035076
LETS DO DIS

>>36035121
>[x] Alright.
No questioning the waifu.

>>36035076
mostexcitingtimeoftheday.jpg

I DIDN'T NEED TO SLEEP ANYWAY.

>>36035121
>[X]...Right here? You wanna do it right here?

Sure, why not

>>36035121
>[x] For what purpose?

>>36035121
[X] Take off your clothes. She is obviously not talking about sex (you have seen this misunderstanding happen on tv).

>>36035121
>[x]...Right here? Huh, well it'll be a nice distraction...

>>36035121
[X]...Right here? You wanna do it right here?

FUCK SLEEP. IT'S HALF PAST MIDNIGHT ANYWAY!

>>36035121
>[X]Before we do this, I have to say that I disapprove of using the Warmaster's Office in this manner. I'm not Kharn.

>>36035121
>[x]...Right here? You wanna do it right here?

>>36035121
[x]...Right here? You wanna do it right here?
[x] Lick her soul gem

>>36035121
[]Before we do this, I have to say that I disapprove of using the Warmaster's Office in this manner. I'm not Kharn.

>>36035121
>[x]Comply, she's the 'expert' on this sort of thing. All those comics must have given her ideas.

>>36035121
>[]Mumble incoherently and say something about having to get ready for some sort of op.
sub-mode activate

>>36035209
it makes sense: She's still in Mami-mode

>>36035121
>[x]Comply, she's the 'expert' on this sort of thing. All those comics must have given her ideas.

>>36035121
>[x] Close door, take clothes off, hug from behind.
LEWD

>>36035121
>[]Mumble incoherently and say something about having to get ready for some sort of op.

Shadowruns.

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>>36035234
Son you haven't SEEN LEWD YET.

>>36035121
>[x] Tear off our clothes like they are tear-away clothes

>>36035121
>[x]...Right here? You wanna do it right here?

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I have a really good feeling about today.

>>36035313
What kind of feeling is it?

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>>36035121

This concludes our first voting period.

Thanks for your participation!

>Not letting shadowruns take over
Now's the time

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>>36035320
Secret.

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>>36035252
We're going to lewd Midori so hard she'll have to be carried back to dickbutt's office to run the operation.

>>36035347
I'm sorry anon, lewdness > shadowruns.
Besides, even were that the case I enjoy the idea of this being an enemy Callidus trying to get a cheap shot in at the Warmaster only to get foiled by lewdness and fucked into compliance by an unknowing Chiaki.

>>36035353
other way around.

The pendulum has very definitely swung here: Midori is in the drivers seat for this encounter. She is Mami, we are Braids.

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>>36035353
>>36035395
LEWDS ARE HAPPENING. Nothing else matters right now.

>>36035387
>fucked into compliance
I'm not against this

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>Start the thread off with lewds

Glorious.

>>36035469
>image
Anon...

>>36035469
What in the fuck

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>>36035469

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>>36035469
fix'd

>>36035512
That's more like it!

>>36035469
oh god my image

god i suck

>>36035512
>>36035515

thank you kind anons

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>>36035353
>>36035395

The fact that they can both be forward and awkward at different times is probably my favorite part of them as a pairing. It's just fun seeing them interact

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>>36035515
oh, please we all know it's like this

>>36035732
Don't worry, if it's some Callidus trick, we'll be able to tell from her butt.

inb4 Wendy and Mami walk in on it
with Kumatora right behind them, giving us a thumbs up like we're the second coming of Kharn

>>36035789
> implying we aren't

>>36035789
You forgot the part where they join in
And the part where we take pics and send it to Kharn to show that we banged the blonde that she never could
And the part where we've been in the Akashic Realm for days and this is all part of a delusion that we are having after we lost to a bunch of witches

>>36035140 >>36035156

You kick the solid, heavy wooden door behind you shut, just as you reach over and unceremoniously drop Muramasa into your office's umbrella basket. A moment later, and you've cancelled your transformation, your Magical Girl costume winking out of existence to reveal your half-naked form in all its pale and noodly glory - the many scars you've earned throughout your career criss-crossing over your skin.

"You wanna do it?" You ask Midori, at the same time that you begin to pull off your own underwear as well. "You wanna do it right here? I don't mind, but we have to be quiet, because--"

Not long ago, you would've balked at the merest idea of doing something like this. You're not a fucking prude, that's much for sure, but there's limits to your bohemianism. Going around your old apartment in nothing but your underwear? Sure, it's your own fucking apartment. Actually fucking right inside your office, close to the door, where anyone passing could hear? You'd have shut down the idea with a glare and possibly an implied threat of kneecap loss or two back then.

Now, though...well. You're still that person, but someone who also wouldn't mind sneaking a bit of alone time before an operation. Fuck whoever overhears, you're Warmaster. You can do whatever the fuck you want! ...Just so that they know you're not Kharn!

"Eh? Quiet? But I don't--" Midori turns back to you, seemingly having been preoccupied with something earlier and only now just paying attention to you. Her own eyes widening as she catches your sports bra - and then blushing furiously as she sees you pull your panties down. "W-wait! Wait, sempai, I didn't mean it like that...!" She scurries forward, still reddening, and pulls your panties back up your thighs.

Huh? Then...what did she mean by it, then? You're more annoyed here than embarrassed. She can't just tease you and then leave you hanging like that--

[1/2]

>>36035875
>She can't just tease you and then leave you hanging like that--
It's true!
Shame on you Midori!

>>36035875
Midori just lost anon points.

>>36035875

"A bath! I...I drew sempai a bath!" Completely red now, the Callidus gestures towards your quarters, where a faint cloud of perfume-scented steam is slowly wafting through. "I wanted to help sempai relax before the operation, and since you haven't really taken a proper bath ever since you started waiting for Yuma-san to wake up, I thought..." She looks down at her now-twiddling thumbs.

...Oh. A bath. You blink at the direction of your quarters, and then back at Midori. That's...

You raise an arm and sniff an armpit, frowning. ...Well, you're not exactly fragrant, but at the same time you're not exactly putrid, here. Or is that just you?

"What? Oh, n-no, sempai! You're not...um, smelly!" Midori shakes her head furiously. "J-just, I thought it'd be nice for sempai to experience something like this for a change, and..." Her stuttering voice lowers here, into almost a fervent whisper. "...Maybe I can wash sempai's back, too...?"

Even with your disappointment, you can't help but notice that this means a lot to Midori.

How do you respond?

[]I don't see what's the big deal about it, but if it's that important to you, sure.
[]Nod awkwardly, thank her, and allow her to lead you to your bath.
[]I can just take a shower, you know.

>>36035929
>[x]Nod awkwardly, thank her, and allow her to lead you to your bath.
How thoughtful!

>>36035929
>[X]Nod awkwardly, thank her, and allow her to lead you to your bath.

>>36035929
>[x]Ah, in the bath is it? Smart, makes it easy to clean up too. Good planning!
Willful ignorance hooo!

>>36035929
[X]Nod awkwardly, thank her, and allow her to lead you to your bath.

>>36035929
>[]I can just take a shower, you know.

Shower + Pancakes > backrubs

>>36035929
[X]Nod awkwardly, thank her, and allow her to lead you to your bath.

A bath would be nice and relaxing.

>>36035929
>[x]Nod awkwardly, thank her, and allow her to lead you to your bath.
You surprise me, Midori. I thought you would have jumped at the chance.

>>36035929
>[x]Nod awkwardly, thank her, and allow her to lead you to your bath.

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>>36035951
Going with this.

>>36035951

We should throw this in too before agreeing just to watch Midori's blush go nuclear

>>36035929
>[x]Nod awkwardly, thank her, and allow her to lead you to your bath.
And stop calling me Sempai in private!

>>36035929
[X] *nod awkwardly towards her*

>>36035929
>>36035951
Now this is podracing!

>>36035929
>[x] Nod awkwardly, thank her, and allow her to lead you to your bath.

>>36035951
This too.

>>36035929
>[x]I don't see what's the big deal about it, but if it's that important to you, sure.

>>36035929
>[X]I don't see what's the big deal about it, but if it's that important to you, sure.

>>36035951
Didn't think I was going to vote as I didn't care but now I do.

>>36035929
>>36035929
>[X]Nod awkwardly, thank her, and allow her to lead you to your bath.

Why is she naked if she didn't mean what we thought she meant?

>>36036020
She wants to bathe with us, anon, so she can wash our back.
Perfect chance for some nookie

>>36035929
>[]Nod awkwardly, thank her, and allow her to lead you to your bath
I said we still should try to get some "alone time" with her, it will help us relax. Just saying

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>>36036028
>nookie

>>36036044
Fucking owls thinking they have anything to say. Fuck you owls!

> thread goes from 0 to 11ewd in 5 decuposts
So this is how Deculture unwinds after a drawthread...

>>36035929
>[x]I don't see what's the big deal about it, but if it's that important to you, sure.
Gotta put all that useless chest fat to good use.

>>36036088
And the butt fat.

>>36036102
We have Wendy for that.

Well, Decu does.

>>36035929
>[x]But we can still o it, right?

>>36036123

Midorin still has plenty of it.

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>>36035929

This concludes our current voting period!

Thanks for your participation!

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>>36036088
so much usless meat

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>>36035929
[X]Nod awkwardly, thank her, and allow her to lead you to your bath.
>>36035975
>And stop calling me Sempai in private!
First name basis.

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>>36036170

I need to actually draw that instead of leaving it as a sketch.

Anyways, now that the voting period is over, here's a silly doodle from earlier in the week.

>>When your girlfriend is really busty and you're not.

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>>36036170
It's not useless, it kept Chiaki warm in Siberia.

Praise the Emperor, I finally managed to scrape the time from my life to see a thread in progress after a bloody year.

And after a forced year of absence, re-reading MGNQ got me into re-reading the HH books, and now I can't help but wonder if Wendy is the MGNQ equivalent of Cyrene Valantion (Chaos/'Blessed Lady' worshipper brought back from death through means most assuredly Chaotic/Blessed Lady-y) or Argel Tal (Possessed Marine/Double-Lich Meguca doing his/her level best to protect his/her good friend, Khârn/Murderface)

>>36036202
But she's the one who gets to fondle them, while not having them get in the way in daily life!

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>>36036193
>>And stop calling me Sempai in private!
>>First name basis.

Shit, we shoulda done this

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>Progressive lewd
Aww yis.

Anyway, here's a little something for the folks not on Chirpee

>>36036261
Hah, nice!

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>>36036232
Probably, oh well. Putting off getting to know her better in exchange for..? What? Another job? Eeeeh, at least Chiaki doesn't end up like Maggy here.

DEAD!

>>36036261
>And besides
>this isn't my sword
Is nice sword.

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>>36036261

I like it!

>>36036283
That is one lewd suit.

>>36036283
Are those supposed to be coconuts or boobs?

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>>36036309
When you're riding in a cramped space you go form-fitting or you get the fuck out of the AC.

>>36036375
>or you get the fuck out of the AC.

Or rather, try and fail.

>>36036375
But...there's blatantly tons of space in the picture. It's not like they'd have to throw on winter wear and long coats, just maybe throw on a t-shirt and a pair of shorts. Maybe not design the suit to show off puffy nipples (hell, if there's space issues it would make more sense to bind your chest), that sort of thing.

>>36036418
>arguing against fanservice

getoutoftg.jpg

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>>36036202
hey Hat-chan if Midori is Maoh-san is Wendy the Lady Knight or is she the Dragon Princess?

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>>36036268
>>36036288
>>36036294
Thanks!

Looks a bit too long to me, but Decu says so otherwise, haha

>>36036418
It's drawn with artistic license, in reality the inside is a lot more cramped.

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>>36036410
Or die like that little bitch RD?
>>36036418
V era shit is literal shit dug up from the ground a la Turn A, these are also 5m tall opposed to 10m ACs of prior generations. I don't have it in me to argue ergonomics as much as I'd love to due to 2:22AM, plus I'm derailing the thread and I don't want to upset Decu.

>>36036450

Doesn't look bitchy enough for Sayaka.

>>36036446

Either one would work, I think!

>>36036450

Yeah, it does look kinda too long, imo.

>>36036477
Well she did get it from Amber.

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When I saw this image all I could think of was "There was that one-off mention of Murderface having had a mission with Khârn that involved dinosaurs...."

>>36036554
The hell

Just woke up but should we keep the draw thread alive?

>>36036554
>Madeinonychus
Good
>Not Trisayatops
>Not Ankolosaurus
Bad

>>36036588
Is this a 40k thing

>>36036588
I believe that's a bitchasaurus.

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quick dump of some stuff I stumbled across.

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>>36036554

>>36036554
I fell bad that the first thing I though when I saw Mami was that her having an even bigger neck just makes it easier to hit her crit point.

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>>36036629

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>>36036654
>seasuck constant

lewd thoughs about octavia captcha?

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>>36036676

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>>36036554
Step it up.

>>36036720
okay I giggled harder than that picture had any right to make me.

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>>36036720
>>36036733
But wait, there's more!

>>36036607
It's a dinosaur thing

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>>36036812
I don't even.

>>36036846
Is THAT a 40k thing

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>>36036851
IT GETS WORSE

>>36036854
Yes. Dinosaurs are a 40k thing.

>>36036854
No.

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>>36036883

>>36036887
I knew it.

>>36036854
Maybe.

>>36036854
I don't know.

>>36036854
Can mew repeat nyaa question?

>>36036987
Is CAT a 40k thing

>>36036994
You're nyaat the boss of me nyaow!

>>36036994
Yes

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Cyber-Altered_Task

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>>36037018
Here is a visual aid

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>>36036607
>>36036846
>>36036854
>>36036887
>>36036907
>>36036987
>>36036994
>>36037014
Oh my god this is so dumb its nyawing at my sanity MAKE IT STOP!

Nyan-Nyan

>>36037052
It's butts now anon.

>>36037052
BECAUSE KYOKO

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>>36037052
LEGS

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>>36037052
here anon

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>>36037097

Oh man, looking at old art is always such an awkward feeling...

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soon i hope

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>>36037123

What... what is that?

>>36037122
Damn, that's a nice pose.

>>36037141
Chiakipus

>>36037141
Destroyer of Worlds.

>>36037122
Looks like Midori asked her to pose for a drawing.

>>36037075
How did Heather become so shiny?

>>36037184
lewd oil

>>36035938 >>36035949 >>36035952

While a bath wasn't exactly what you expected, it's...not exactly a bad idea, either. Truth be told, you'd been feeling muggy and itchy underneath your costume since the second day of your vigil outside Yuma's Silent Room, and more than once you found yourself wondering if you could steal away for a second and sneak in a few minutes underneath a running shower. Just get a good scrub down before going back to work.

This shocked you right to your core, of course - before all this, showering was something you only did when people around you stopped being able to ignore how much you reeked of dried blood, rancid sweat and stale alcohol. This would usually take a good handful of weeks, and result in a good deal of complaining to Mami and Malal.

And depending on who was on hand to respond at the time, either you get cajoled into a shower to be lovingly hand-washed by a blonde goddess of victory, or bodily dragged to the Officio's subterranean parking lot and be hosed down painfully by a biker chick snickering behind her skulled helmet.

...The thing is, bathing hasn't really been your thing since recently, and you've never thought of it as something to be done for relaxation. But the more you think about it now, with you standing here half-naked in your own office, mere hours away from an operation where you may not come back alive - it seems like a good idea. The fact that your own half-naked Callidus is offering to assist you during it also helps, too.

So your response to her offer, then, is an awkward nod and an equally-awkward thanks - and this seems to jolt her out of her self-conscious reverie, her crimson eyes widening in time with her surprised, relieved smile. She holds out a hand, one that you gladly take - and she takes it as the signal that it is, leading you across the floor of your office, then into your quarters, and then finally into your bath.

[1/2]

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>>36037184

>>36037198

The floral perfume-scent is strongest here, you note as you breathe in the comfortably-warm air inside your quarters' expensively-furnished bathroom. The source is clearly the drawn bath, the water clear and yet tinged with just a bit of green, but...hnh. Did she use something for the water? Some sort of bath perfume, or...?

"Bath perfume, sempai?" Midori blinks as she leads you into the shower, probably for the pre-bath rinsing. "Er...no, not really. I found some really expensive bath salts in the medicine cabinet, though, so I just used that." She smiles. "It does smell good, though, doesn't it?"

Yeah, it does. You nod as you divest yourself completely of your own underwear, something that you see Midori redden again at.

...What? She's seen you naked already, right? What's she got to be embarrassed about?

"I...um...it's not that, sempai, it's just--" Midori begins, before shaking her head. "N-nevermind. Um, if you'll just sit down here, then, sempai, we can start..."

You obediently sit down on the stool she pushes into position underneath you, wincing slightly as the cold wood makes contact with your bare skin. A moment later - and completely without warning - Midori turns a handheld shower nozzle on over your head, and the sudden deluge of ice-cold water is enough to make you loudly curse and shriek at the shock of it.

Your Callidus panics for about a second before profusely apologizing, holding the shower away from you but at the same time soaking herself in the process (and also making herself shriek at the surprising temperature).

This goes on for a couple of seconds until the both of you calm down enough to continue the rinsing - until finally, you get to the point where you've washed yourself enough that only your back is left untouched by soap. A duty that Midori had specifically asked for the pleasure of doing herself.

[2/3]

>>36037209

"Well, h-here I go, sempai. ...If, if I'm making you uncomfortable or anything, please say so and I'll stop, alright..?"

You nod and close your eyes, leaning forward slightly as you feel her soap-slick hands begin to move across your naked back. Her soft, warm fingers moving across the pebbled, striated network of scars etched across your skin. Each clumsily-healed mark a souvenir from a mission you've shed blood on but can barely remember.

...This is pretty comfortable. You can get used to having someone else wash your back like this.

"Am I doing okay, sempai?" Midori asks quietly, carefully, as she continues to lather up your back, at the same time giving you what feels like a very slow and very relaxing massage. Her soap-slickened fingertips kneading the soreness out of your muscles there - pressing here, rubbing there, making the tension melt away.

You grit your teeth as you suppress a sudden moan, your Callidus' fingers having found a certain spot of tension by your shoulder blades that, once pressed, made your knees go rubbery. ...Christ, she's good with her fingers.

Just as you make to reply to the positive, though--

+ Tell her that you want the works, Nameless One. + Dildoes' voice whispers in your mind. + She'll know what to do. It makes for a more relaxing experience that way. + She ends her whispered bit of unsolicited advice with a chuckle that didn't sound suspicious at all, no way.

How do you respond?

[]You're doing great, Midori.
[]...Give me the works, please.
[]Talk about something else.

>>36037209
>I found some really expensive bath salts in the medicine cabinet, though, so I just used that.

…

Are we bathing in meth?

>>36037226
[X]...Give me the works, please.
ALL ABOUT THE LEWD TRAIN

>>36037226
>[x]...Give me the works, please.
There's no stopping now

>>36037226
>[]You're doing great, Midori.
Dildoes is fucking with us.

>>36037226
>[X]...Give me the works, please.

>>36037226
>[]...Give me the works, please.

The lewd train has no brakes.

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>>36037226
>[x]...Give me the works, please.

When has didoes ever led us wrong?

>>36037226
>[X]You're doing great, Midori.
>[X]...Give me the works, please.

I've pretty much been going "Sure, why not" this entire thread.

>>36037226
>[x]...Give me the works, please.
Pamper me, Midori~n
the supstud
wow, captcha

>>36037226
[X]You're doing great, Midori.

Finished the FAQ, where do I go to learn how green text works?

>>36037226
[X]You're doing great, Midori.
[X]...Give me the works, please.

This is the best idea we've recently have had the pleasure of being part of.

>>36037226
>[]...Give me the works, please.
let's do it

>>36037226
[x] the works

>>36037226
>[X]...Give me the works, please.
If this is a trap, I hope we can channel Dildoes to give her the orgasm of her life.
If anything that girl needs to get laid.

>>36037283

In 1986. > is the universal quote mark in every text medium that counts.

>>36037261
>When has didoes ever led us wrong?
she once destroyed reality and killed a god

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>>36037226
>[X]You're doing great, Midori.
>[X]...Give me the works, please.
even Dildoes is into the lewdness

>>36037319
Oh please, that was one time.

>>36037319
Oh come on anon, you kill ONE god...

>>36037226
[X]You're doing great, Midori.
[X]...Give me the works, please.

>>36037226
>[x]You're doing great, Midori.
>[x]...Give me the works, please.
combine, sounds good

>>36037314
>Time travel aweeeeh
thanks?

>>36037226
>[x]...Give me the works, please.
Hmmm...

>>36037319
I think that was more of a homucifer thing.

Dildoes is great, even if she wasn't the one who told us to behead the cucumbers and disembowel the tomatoes.

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>>36037226
[x]works get

>>36037226
>[x]You're doing great, Midori.
>[x]...Give me the works, please.

There's really no choice here.

>>36037226
>[]...Give me the works, please.
We do this for greater justice!

>Alone time with your gf
>There are people who'd actually ignore an opening like this

>>36037226
The works

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>>36037226

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>the works

>>36037467
We could have started already if not for this bath stuff!

>>36037502
Don't blame me, I voted for interrupting other people's couples time!

Nah I didn't vote.

>>36037494
>Chiaki standing in a barren landscape, surrounded by everything she's "borrowed" through out her MG career ala UBW

Thanks for the idea.

>>36037444
I read justice as pleasure, then had to do a double take.

>>36037552
> Chiaki standing on the bridge of that battleship she borrowed, the ground in front of it littered by millions of landmines

>>36037552
>>36037592
>Chiaki sitting down in a bathroom getting washed by Midori.

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>>36037575
>I read justice as pleasure
Shouldn't you be busy with Kyoko?

>>36037592
Millions of landmines and one pair of idol panties.

>>36037619
>Millions of landmines covered by Madoka's and Mami's panties from different time lines

FTFY

>>36037639
p-pls no.

I can't craft that many panties

Hat you better get busy with an illustration of this, assuming you're not dead of nosebleed already.

I wonder what pinky is making of all this.

>>36037775

She's going to be raving mad.

>>36037775
Turned on probably.

>>36037775
Pinky needs to step it up and offer us a bath too.

I'm sure she'd use blood instead of water with fancy bath salts, and I'm completely ok with that.

>>36037775
She'll be super mad.

But... we're going on a crusade right into the warp.

Where we're going to slaughter a whole damn lot of magical girls and witches.

And really, we should be nice to her. Gift her something.

Like all those delicious soulgems we will harvest from the dead. They're delicious, crunchy, nutritious god-food, and we know she appreciates them!

>>36037775
We should invite her the next time

>>36037835

I think we should visit her before we disappear into the warphole.

>>36037866
I agree with this

>>36037822
Perhaps she'd use the other bath salts...

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>>36037692

I've been thinking about it, but haven't drawn anything yet. Mostly been using the time between posts to catch up on manga that I haven't read in weeks.

Although, yes, I'm sorely tempted to do an illustration of this entire scene.

>>36037822
That is actually good for your skin.

>>36037237 >>36037244 >>36037256 >>36037260

You nod, deciding to go with Dildoes' advice for now.

"You're doing great," you murmur, and you see Midori's reflection smile on the wet polished tile wall beside you. "...but I'd like the works, please, Midorin."

At this, your green-haired Callidus freezes in mid-lather, eyes wide. "S-sempai...?"

"The works." You repeat, carefully, clearly. "Give me the works, Midori."

Silence. Absolute silence inside your bathroom, besides the occassional drop of water breaking the otherwise calm surface of the bath Midori had drawn for you.

Then, sensation. The sensation of Midori taking her hands off you, followed by the sound of wet cloth being shucked aside. More sounds - a brief splash of water upon skin, a shower gel bottle lid being popped open and then clicked shut a moment later, and then --

Softness. Just softness, dizzyingly warm, dizzyingly slick, pressing lovingly upon your shoulderblades before sliding down your back in a near-frictionless slide. Up and down, up and down.

Midori's arms wrapping around your waist, cinching around you in a gentle hug, more to keep herself pressed against you as she continued her motions than to keep you in place.

Her face buried against the nape of your neck, her breath tickling your ear, her own scent - a tantalizing combination of kiwi and the soap she was using to wash your back - filling your nostrils.

All of this combine into something you've never felt before, and if you'll be honest, something you don't really want to stop. Ever.

This is the works, then. This is what Dildoes recommended.

You may hate the way she talks down to everyone, and absolutely despise her style, but you can't deny that she does know her shit.

[1/2]

>>36038062

"Is...is this better, then, sempai?" Midori asks again, her voice made breathy - either by the situation or the exertion of it, you can't tell. All you know is that you're having your back lathered up by your Callidus using her generous physical endowments, and...well, she sounds like she's having fun.

You certainly are, in any case.

How do you respond?

[]...Much better. Really much better.
[]Did Miracle Midori do this in your manga, too?
[]Simply nod, allow her to continue. No need to spoil the moment by talking.

>>36038075
>[x]Simply nod, allow her to continue. No need to spoil the moment by talking.

>>36038075
[X]Simply nod, allow her to continue. No need to spoil the moment by talking.
She done did do good.

>>36038075
>[]Simply nod, allow her to continue. No need to spoil the moment by talking.

>>36038075
[X]Simply nod, allow her to continue. No need to spoil the moment by talking.

>>36038075
So where did Midori get bath-time training?

>>36038075
>[X]Simply nod, allow her to continue. No need to spoil the moment by talking.

>>36038075
>[X] Moan loudly

>>36038075
>[x]Simply nod, allow her to continue. No need to spoil the moment by talking.

>>36038075
[X]Simply nod, allow her to continue. No need to spoil the moment by talking.

We're going to get interrupted aren't we?

>>36038075
>[]Simply nod, allow her to continue. No need to spoil the moment by talking.

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>>36038075
[X]...Much better. Really much better.

>>36038075
>[]Simply nod, allow her to continue. No need to spoil the moment by talking.

>>36038075
>[x]...Much better. Really much better.
>[x]Did Miracle Midori do this in your manga, too?
slight teasing.

>>36038075
>[X]Did Miracle Midori do this in your manga, too?

>>36038075
>[]Did Miracle Midori do this in your manga, too?
Dildoes proving herself the best once again.

>>36038127
Seconding this.

Maximum overlewd.

>>36038075
>[x]Simply nod, allow her to continue. No need to spoil the moment by talking.
>>36038127
I think you mean
>[X] Moan lewdly

>>36038075
>[]Simply nod, allow her to continue. No need to spoil the moment by talking.
We do this but we also need to find a way to increase the LEWDS

>>36038062
>tfw you fucking called it

>>36038127
This.

>>36038075
>[x]...Much better. Really much better.

>>36038075
>[]Simply nod, allow her to continue. No need to spoil the moment by talking.

No words now. Only lewds.

>>36038075
>[]try not to moan
>[]moan anyway

>>36038075
>[x]Simply nod, allow her to continue. No need to spoil the moment by talking.

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So, I was poking through my finished art folder and I found this and all I can think is "This was Kyouko's fault"

So we should like give her a raise or something.

I think the question is:

How good would it feel with soul gem licking?

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>>36038075

I've run out of Midori banners! This closes our current voting period!

Thank you for voting!

>>36038287
>tentacles

>>36038287
>Anal prolapse

>>36038322
Should make some MMxMM banners

>>36038287
We've got to do something with those 10000 kyoko points.

>>36038346

Oh, this is a good idea! I still have a couple on the list, though. I should finish those first.

I'll make sure to draw more banners tonight.

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>>36038287
>>36038328
>>36038344

>>36038287
Hey, she wasn't COMPLETELY opposed to the whole threesome thing.
Just replace Sayaka with Midori.
Or both. I don't care.

>>36038414
could also make banners for the three stooges,and the rest of the golden girls

>>36038287
Being knocked up with Kyubeys egg like a platypus.

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>>36038442

>>36038442
>>36038509
Yoooooo what the fuck

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>>36038509
>>36038442
HOLY FUCK THIS IS A BLUE BOARD

>>36038539
That joke is getting kind of old

>>36038509
Truly, worse than scat fetishists.

>>36038589
>joke

>>36038524
>>36038524

THERE WERE TEN
TEN FINGAS
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So are we gonna tell her we love her this time.

It would mean a lot to her.

>>36038823
Not even Lucifer himself would touch pornography like that

>>36038857
I say yes, but I hope we're not giving ourselves a death flag.

>>36038884
Devil likes Madoka porn.

>>36038884
The Lucifer form is dead. There is only Homura, insect.

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>>36038095 >>36038096 >>36038105 >>36038106

You nod again, preferring to keep the moment from being spoiled by you talking. Midori sighs happily at this, clearly pleased - her arms tightening around you in a brief embrace before she continues on giving you the most memorable pre-bath rinse you've ever had.

The sensation of something so unbelievably soft and warm rubbing up and down your back, coupled by the luxurious lack of friction afforded by the body soap's thick lather...it's enough to send shivers down your spine and curl your toes, and you make no qualms of showing just how good - or how right - it feels.

It's so effective - no wonder Dildoes called it 'the works' - that it only takes a few minutes' worth of this treatment for you to be rendered helpless by it.

Your own breath sawing in and out of your lungs in feathery gasps, every fiber of your being so relaxed and at the same time so aroused to the point that it's all you can do to stop yourself from screaming for more. Even more when Midori suddenly stops in her movements, burying her face in your wet hair, her own body shivering as it presses against yours in a clinging embrace.

"I...I have to stop, sempai," Midori wheezes into your neck, her shoulders quivering. "C-can't continue. Otherwise, I'll...I'll lose control, a-and..." She lets the sentence hang between the both of you, although from how she's breathing she's probably just as affected by all of this as you are. Maybe even more.

+ This is your chance, Nameless One! + Dildoes cackles. + Victory is at hand! Take it! It's yours! +

How do you react?

[]Innocently ask. "...And what?"
[]Kiss her. Onwards, to a victory most worthy.
[]Gently bring this to a stop. This is a bath, after all. You can't enjoy a bath properly this way.

>>36038931
Giving our self a deathflag like that is so cliched that we have to do it.

>>36039015
>[]Innocently ask. "...And what?"

>>36039015
>[x]Kiss her. Onwards, to a victory most worthy.

>>36039015
>[x]Kiss her. Onwards, to a victory most worthy.

>>36039015
>[x]Kiss her. Onwards, to a victory most worthy.
Kiss her, ya fool

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anyone else find it suspicious that we're being offered the lewd midori route right before heading out for a dangerous mission where homucifer is probably waiting for us?

>>36039015
>[]Kiss her. Onwards, to a victory most worthy.
DO IT DO IT DO IT

>>36039015
Dildoes is the best wingman ever.
Went from worst to best Homu in an instant.
>[X] Kiss the girl

>>36039015
[X]Kiss her. Onwards, to a victory most worthy.

>>36039015
>[x]Kiss her. Onwards, to a victory most worthy.
NO BRAKES ON THE LEWD TRAIN

Then
>[x] Tell her we love her.

>>36039067
can we lewd her too?

>>36039067
Now now, let's just enjoy the little things while it lasts.

Either way, Decu wins and we lose.

>>36039067
Yes.

It doesn't help with Decu continually posting pictures of Homucifer.

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>>36039067
The reward is worth the risk onwards to midori land!

>>36039015
>[]Kiss her. Onwards, to a victory most worthy.
ENGAGING MAXIMUM OVERLEWD

>>36039100
>>36039107
Well it's not like Decu has ever done anything actually bad.
He's all bark and no bite.

>>36039015
>[]Gently bring this to a stop. This is a bath, after all. You can't enjoy a bath properly this way.


ABORT MISSION, ABORT MISSION

>>36039015
>[x]Kiss her. Onwards, to a victory most worthy.
Up, up and away!

>>36039015
>[]Kiss her. Onwards, to a victory most worthy.
WE DO THIS TO REALX!!!!

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>>36039127
Stop itI just want some lewds!

>>36039015
>[X]Kiss her. Onwards, to a victory most worthy.

>>36039127
What makes you think he won't crash this quest?
With no survivors.

Reminder that we still don't know why she was wearing a NAKED APRON in our office while preparing a bath

>>36039015
>[x]Innocently ask. "...And what?"

>>36039015
[X]Kiss her. Onwards, to a victory most worthy.

I don't think we even need Dildoes prompting for this.
Also, my heart, I cannot contain it any longer.

>>36039157
Decu is not wearing a mask.
Or is he?

>>36039157
Because he can't even kill a main character without bringing them back to life ten minutes later.
Seriously he has the most undeserved reputation for causing suffering.

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>>36039193

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Just like my yuri eroge.

>>36039067
You guys are too paranoid, Deculture is just unwinding by actually writing yuri.

>>36039200
>main character
Who exactly?

>>36039067
I am but I want things to get dificult

>>36039015
>[X]Innocently ask. "...And what?"
>[X]Kiss her. Onwards, to a victory most worthy.
even Dildoes is want this lewd

>>36039222
Midori got killed and brought back to life in the next scene during Siberia arc.

>>36039015
>[x]Kiss her. Onwards, to a victory most worthy.
I believe being frustrated by not getting some after this buildup would be bad for battle performance

>>36039015
>[x]Lewd her. Onwards, to a victory most worthy.

Ayyy chikuwa incoming.

Come back next week for lewds.

Midori was alone?

Is the useless one watching us lewd it up in the bathroom?!

>>36039167
Interrupted by pancake conflagration

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>>36039314
>chikuwa now
>our collective face when

>>36039015
>[]Gently bring this to a stop. This is a bath, after all. You can't enjoy a bath properly this way.

This is all too easy. There must be a trap. Beside
> + This is your chance, Nameless One! + Dildoes cackles. + Victory is at hand! Take it! It's yours! +
sound... worrying

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>>36039015

Yeah, definitely need to make more banners. I think I'll start by remaking Chiaki's banner since my style has improved slightly since then.

Our current period is closed!

Thank you for participating in MGNQ!

>>36039015
>[]Kiss her. Onwards, to a victory most worthy.
Maximum overlewd

>>36039350
>>36039357
Nine. Seconds.
God dammit.

>>36039350
>Not lick my armpits in the lewdest thread so far

Hat, I am dissapoint

>>36039382

I don't have the parodies that I didn't write myself.

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>>36039340
But think of the Dildoes points.

Even if Midori lewds us until we can't walk for hours, we might unlock a new trick with the shield.

>>36039415
Guys.

GUYS!

What if Dildoes is Homucifer in disguise?

>>36039415
>Dildoes upgrade via sex
>unlocks Dildo Shooter

>>36039328
>Midori was alone?
well the fact that there was supposed to be someone else here and that Deculture is posting a lot of Akuma Homura images make me think that something interesting is going to happen

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>>36039443

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>>36039443

No, it's Chiaki

>>36039415
Yeah but such excitation coming from Dildoes feel weird.

>>36039474
I wouldn't even be surprised.

>>36039415
How do we know it's Didoes talking anyway? It sounds like her voice, but don't all homus have the same voice?

>>36039443
What if Midori is Homucifer in disguise?

...I suppose "go fuck yourself" shouldn't be our response when we find out.

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>>36039474
The gap in the door. It's a separate reality.

The only me is me. Are you sure the only you is you?

>>36039507
That was my second thought.

Green hair is the danger

>>36039502

Murderface doesn't. Sounds more like a leopard/lion/chainsaw hybrid trying to enunciate words.

Braids seems to sounds meeker and less confident and possibly higher-pitched.

Dildoes is smooooooth.

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>grab katana
>immediate lewds
Reminds me of a certain time.

>>36039502
I imagine all three sound very differents. Now i'm not sure there is a real difference between her and Homucifer since one is basicly the upgrade of the other.

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>>36039443
you shut your goddamn mouth

>>36039561
You would say that though, wouldn't you!

>>36039502
Braids has a more timid way of talking, Murderface doesn't sound like the rest so the only one left is her
unless you are suggesting that it is actually Akuma Homura that is telling us things

>>36039477
Dildoes seems like the one who'd get most excited from lewds. Braids would spill her spaghetti and blush furiously. Murderface would grunt in approval.

>>36039507
We felt her up. No Homus have boobs like that.

>>36039539
Where's the warmaster hat? I think we took it off and we're still doing maximum overlewd.

>>36039561
Denial is the first sign of guilt.

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>>36039561

I love that face. Serious face Chiaki.

I love it.