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You are a fighter pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Squadron, and you are currently savoring that sweet, fleeting moment of dawning realization as it rolls through the dark Quonset hut like a cloud of poison gas.

A serene smile slips onto your face as you bask in the moment.

“Hellcow?” you query politely.

A soft, thin hiss slices through the air over your left shoulder. Even in the gloom you can see everyone in the room visibly pale, and Sanya's deathgrip on your left arm ratchets a little tighter. “Maman's” ears and tail pop out as you feel a faint static tingle on your skin; she's summoning her defensive magics.

“N-now, love, t-there's no need to go'wan mak'in a rukus in heah,” she says, her voice as smokey and smooth as ever, though the effect is ruined by her pose; hunched over, both hands desperately pulling the hem of her short nightie down just over her hips to cover her almost-certainly unclad nethers. The feline ears and tail (which is rigid and bushy in obvious distress) complete the effect. “Maman apologises if she-”

“Leave the gentleman and his circles alone,” you say casually.

“Ahn, I b-beg your pardo...?” Maman's voice falters as another soft, terrible hiss poisons the air. You see her lovely dark eyes twitch to the transparent, but certainly not empty space by your shoulder. A deeper silence strikes the room dumb, every breath stilled by the horrified realization dawning on Maman's face.

You smile at her, sunny and bright.

“Sic'em.”
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It is happening.
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>>36021745
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ohboyherewego
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>>36021745
>You smile at her, sunny and bright.

Oh yes. Oh yessss.
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>>36021745
The most exciting time of the day has arrived?
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>>36021745
Oh shiiiii
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Lubed up and ready to go. Proceed.
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>>36021923
Shit fuck forgot my picture
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>you've been trolled as the thread theme
>"prepare for disappointment" on the twitter
>"I'm feeling tired and I have work dumped on me tomorrow"

Fuck, it's a one post thread, isn't it.
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>>36021976
Don't be a bitch!
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Fuck yeah, I finally managed to get one!
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I apparently saved the fapfic with Cupcake and Sanya from Tofu before it was kill. Does anyone have the one with Socks saved anywhere?

http://pastebin.com/3Ewk6XQH
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I work at an FBO. 10 mins ago an F/A-18 pilot had locked himself in our bathroom.

Today is going to be a good day.
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>>36022061
Was there an insect around?

Maybe a hornet?
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>>36022060
Tofu is back, m8.
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>>36022120
>Tofu is back

Lies. The URL 404's. ;_;
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>>36022153
http://swq.tofusaur.us/index.html
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>>36021745
inb4 panzer
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The terror of Hellcow is not to be underestimated.
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>>36022167
>it's real

I should not be this happy.
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>>36021976
>self-fulfilling prophecies

What follows is the kind of madcap clusterfuck that ensues when twenty people try to de-ass a single point in space at the same time, from a room with but a single exit. You hear the floorboards creak ominously beside you as a heavy weight is suddenly lifted, and the screams of the would-be escapees follow you towards the back room wall as Hellcow's optical camouflage drops just as IT drops in the doorway, its tail swishing to and fro like a stalking cat. You scoop up Sanya in one arm and kick in the door, only to lurch stupidly through what turns out to be a bead-curtain. You bolt through the back room of the Quonset hut, aiming for the bright outline of light shining between a door and jamb, and finally emerge into the “clean” English air as muted screams of terror drift out of the hut's darkened windows.

Sanya's slung in your left arm, the Thompson in your right. The slender girl tucks her face against your throat and shivers, wrapping her arms tightly around your neck. Taking the hint, you begin walking back towards the alert shack where your adventures on this godforsaken-fucking-airstrip began, so the girl won't have to walk barefoot through the cold, wet grass.

You don't remember it raining, but that doesn't mean shit in England, does it?

“... so,” you say at length. “... does it just... *come* to you, now?”

“Y-you knew?” Sanya says softly.

“Sure as hell wasn't me. I didn't even blow the rape whistle. And your antenna was glowing.”

“Mmm,” Sanya says noncommittally. “It... seems to like us, now. Me, and Yoshika, and... probably a f-few others,” she says, shivering as a stray breeze slips under the flight jacket draped over her narrow shoulders. “I was t-trying t-t-to call Heidi, and then Hellcow was just... there.”
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“How far does that work?” you ask, curious.

“Like any radio. Me and Heidi used to talk every night, even though she was over Germany and I was here.”

“Huh,” you say, curious. At last, you reach the alert shack. After peeking around for that insane fucker Kennedy and finding nothing, you saunter in and plop carelessly into a cot, then wheeze like a bitch as your recently-blasted groin reminds you of your error. Sanya slides onto the cot beside you and slumps against you with a quiet, sleepy-sounding murmur. Even with the schedule disruption of the last few days, she's still on a nocturnal cycle. So are you, nominally, but that was shot clean to hell about three morphine-induced medical comas ago.

You work a kink out of your neck as you wait for your groin to stop aching. You vaguely recall that you came to this goddamn place for a reason...

[ ] Ask Sanya about how witches get along in the 501st, with each other. You don't really know much about those dynamics yet.
[ ] Ask Sanya more about Night Witches. You joined this unit because they needed more night fighters, but you still don't know much about the girl who's supposed to be your wingwitch.

[ ] Write-in question!
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Invite Sanyan into kitchen, where she'd at least feel more familiar, then go ask Minna why exactly there are a pack of psychotic, sexually unbalanced bayou witches on her island without her knowing.

She should know they were there; she has emotional radar.
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>>36022310
[ ] Ask Sanya more about Night Witches. You joined this unit because they needed more night fighters, but you still don't know much about the girl who's supposed to be your wingwitch.
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>>36022310
>[ ] Ask Sanya more about Night Witches. You joined this unit because they needed more night fighters, but you still don't know much about the girl who's supposed to be your wingwitch.
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>>36022323
>She should know they were there; she has emotional radar.
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>>36022323
Obviously, they remind her of the babe.
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>>36022310
[x] Ask Sanya more about Night Witches. You joined this unit because they needed more night fighters, but you still don't know much about the girl who's supposed to be your wingwitch.
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>>36022310
>[x ] Ask Sanya more about Night Witches. You joined this unit because they needed more night fighters, but you still don't know much about the girl who's supposed to be your wingwitch.
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>>36022323
This
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>>36022310
>[X] Ask Sanya more about Night Witches. You joined this unit because they needed more night fighters, but you still don't know much about the girl who's supposed to be your wingwitch.
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>>36022310
>[x] Ask Sanya more about Night Witches. You joined this unit because they needed more night fighters, but you still don't know much about the girl who's supposed to be your wingwitch.
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>>36022364
I doubt she leaves it on. There are things she doesn't want to know.

Like the fact that Sanya wants Young's D
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>>36022310
>[ ] Ask Sanya more about Night Witches. You joined this unit because they needed more night fighters, but you still don't know much about the girl who's supposed to be your wingwitch.

InfoDumpHooo.png
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>>36022368
What babe?
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>>36022442
The babe with the power.
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>>36022323
>>36022364

They aren't on "her" island. They're at the RAF airstrip on the mainland.
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>>36022442
The babe with the power.
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>>36022470
What power?
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>>36022501
The one that comes with the touch
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>>36022509
Damnit Anon.

>>36022501
The power of Voodoo!
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>>36022501
The power of Voodoo
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>>36022523
Who do?
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>>36022551
You do!
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>>36022551
I am Hoodoo Brown!
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>>36022561
Do what?
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>>36022310
[ ] Ask Sanya about how witches get along in the 501st, with each other. You don't really know much about those dynamics yet.
Yoshika had a falling out with Lynette, and is jealous of Sanya because the Littlest Cossack gets all of the oniichan protection while she just gets thrown into the meat grinder.
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>>36022578
What, Boo?
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>>36022578
Remind me of the babe.
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>>36022310

[X] Ask Sanya more about Night Witches. You joined this unit because they needed more night fighters, but you still don't know much about the girl who's supposed to be your wingwitch.
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>>36022310
[x] Ask Sanya about the Night Witches.
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Uh, night witches are best witches.
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obvious votecall is obvious, writing~
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>Maman Laroux

Missed the last thread. Everyone seemed to go "I see what you did there", but I honestly have no clue who this bint is.
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>>36022992
If you follow Strikers '89 you'll know.

Otherwise, get bent, faggot, we're not here to spoon feed you.
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>>36023011
Why would you want to follow a quest that boring.
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>>36023064
The same reason you're such an annoying, insipid, stupid fucking cunt.

It's fun, for me.
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>>36023064
Crix please, SuWQ died ages ago
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>>36023088
What does that have to do with anything?
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>>36023113
I'm just saying, you can't follow a quest that's dead
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>>36023011
>Strikers '89
Look, the only thing I want from the late 80s is the music of Giorgio Moroder.
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>>36023064
>Crix in charge of having shit taste.
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>>36023113
>>36023064
Why are you tripfagging? Is it important to this thread that we know who you are?
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>>36023185
Indeed it is, because now we know who to filter out
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>>36023185
Crix is a tripfagging shit. Add his trip to your filter and don't bait the fucking retard.
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>>36023185
Its important to him that he knows who he is.
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This has to be the slowest SWQ thread ever.
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>>36022117
No, he was just an idiot. We're stupidly busy right now, but I might be able to take more pics later.
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>>36023549
everyone is just waiting for an update instead of the ceaseless circlejerking that usually happens.

70 posts after 1 update is still pretty fast.
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>>36022310
>[ ] Ask Sanya more about Night Witches. You joined this unit because they needed more night fighters, but you still don't know much about the girl who's supposed to be your wingwitch.
Get to know our wing witches
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You sigh and stretch languidly, leaning the heavy SMG up against the wall. “Blueahrf. Fine morning it's been,” you gripe. By your count you've narrowly avoided death-by-20,000 pounds of torpex, by Rooskie assassin, by insane dick-shooting eye-talian bint and now, by disturbingly-sexy-deliciously-long-legged-smoky-voiced-dusky-skinned-dark-eyed-and-we're-done-thinking-about-that-now.

Anyway.

“Can't I have an uneventful morning? Just once?” you gripe.

“It... used to be that way,” Sanya murmurs against your shoulder with a little yawn. “It was just the Witches, in most of the Castle... and we couldn't talk to the mechanics or anything...”

You rub away a sore spot on your abused cranium. “Yeah. Place did seem pretty dead when we first got here.”

“It all changed after you showed up, though,” she says softly.

“Yeeeaaah, I seem to have that effect.”

“It's...” you can hear the frown in her voice. “It's scary, that the war has... how you say, increased-”

“Expanded?”

“Yes, that,” she says. “But... its not so lonely anymore. I am happy it happened. I am happy you are here.”

You frown at that. You would've scoffed at the idea of a Witch being eager for combat action not a month ago, but that impression died around the time a pack of fighter pilots with about five quintillion kills between them mobbed you in Barin's baths like a nurse in a Marine barracks.

… still. The Littlest Cossack?

“... what, really?” you ask.

“Mmmm,” she says, nuzzling your shoulder, her eyes closed.

“Sanya, since I showed up on that rock you've been-” you begin counting off on your fingers - “had your brain scrambled like an egg by stray transmission, gone into the Channel, gotten kindasorta mind-controlled and something else I'm probably forgetting about right now. It couldn't have been *that* bad when it was quiet.”
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>>36023790

“It was not very good before,” Sanya mutters, her slender arms stealing around yours and gripping it tight. “Night Witches are very rare. I had to patrol alone, most nights.”
That much you know, from months of listening to her soft, sad, wordless singing over the radio – and the frequent bitching and moaning between Sean and Ian over it. Usually around two AM, like clockwork, when they'd run out of original complaints. “Well, at least you had Heidi to talk to, right?”

“Sometimes,” Sanya says. “There is a time difference between here and Germany... and sometimes the interference was too strong. Or she could hear me, but could not respond. Her power is... is more in the eyes, da? Much better for shooting, but she does not have my range. Usually she could bounce the skip. Usually. If Sun is feeling good that week.” Sanya scoots a little closer and leans against you heavily as she tucks her bare feet up beside her on the cot, off the cold floor. “And usually only on bright moon nights, otherwise we needed full radio power for scanning. Witches cannot just, uh,” she makes a motion with her hand, “jam in nozzle, fill more gas, up you go. Always out of magic by morning. Very bad if you were to run out before sunrise.”
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>>36023812

You feel your heart sink just thinking about it. “Didn't you have any backup? Doesn't Sakamoto have that...” you squint straight ahead and make a buzzing sound with your mouth. “Laser-eye-beam thing?”

“Da, da,” Sanya says sleepily, “but it is nowhere near as good as Heidi-eyes. And she was always out of magic from morning sortie.”

“... lonely, then,” you say softly. You try to imagine prowling through the pitch-black skies for six hours on end with no company, no gunner and radio operator bickering about the stupidest most inconsequential shit just because they can, and a shiver goes down your spine.

The night sky would be very cold and dark and empty indeed, without your crew behind you.

“And dangerous,” she replies. “I was all alone. The Martians suprised me once, trying to kill me.”

A hollow feeling sinks into your belly. “What.”
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>>36023838
Oh dear.
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>>36023838
Ffffuck.
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>>36023838
Oh boi, 'ere we go
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>>36023838
“A big ambush. There were a lot of the little ones, circling around, trying to get behind my shield for a kill shooting. I was near that port in Dover, so I dove away to put them all behind me, flipped on my back to shield from behind, and all the big guns started shooting and saved me.” She shivers against you.

“What about the other goddamn night fighters?” you snap. “I know we didn't fly wing with Witches, but what about the damn brits? The Beaufighters, and-”

Sanya shook her head. “Not way it is done,” she reminds you. “I only saw them when they would... do that terrible thing. Like a hawk diving on mouses... boing?”

“... bounce,” you say very, very quietly.

“Da, bouncing,” she drawls, her crisp, educated English slipping as she begins to doze off. “Every time I thought it might be another killing ambush...”

“Uh, wow,” you stammer. “Those bastards. That's terrible. So terrible. Just, just a terrible... people, to be. How could they.”

“Is no matter,” she sighs as her breathing begins to slow. “You are here now... you protect me, every time...”

Within another minute the tiny girl has fallen fast asleep, slumped against your shoulder, leaving you alone in the hut with an aching groin and a massive guilt complex.
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>>36023929
>with an aching groin and a massive guilt complex.

And that will be posted in /qtg/ sans context in THREE, TWO, ONE...
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"Eila wasn't with you back then? I thought that was her job before I got assigned here!"
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>>36023970
>sleeping Georgette

Aww...
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>>36023970

You have no right to make me laugh at that as hard as I did, you fag.
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>>36023929
GEE, YOUNG

YOU EVER THINK WHAT YOUR TARGET MIGHT HAVE GONE THROUGH BEFORE YOU BOUNCED THEM?

OF COURSE YOU DON'T. I HOPE YOU FEEL PROUD OF MAKING A LITTLE GIRL FEAR FOR HER LIFE.
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>>36024036
Why so assblasted, Anon? We voted to bounce her shit in the very first couple of threads.

I REGRET NOTHING
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>>36023790
>disturbingly-sexy-deliciously-long-legged-smoky-voiced-dusky-skinned-dark-eyed-and-we're-done-thinking-about-that-now.
>You frown at that. You would've scoffed at the idea of a Witch being eager for combat action not a month ago, but that impression died around the time a pack of fighter pilots with about five quintillion kills between them mobbed you in Barin's baths like a nurse in a Marine barracks.


I'm surprised we didn't bang a good deal of witches. Sakamoto and Perrine aside, I thought Finland witch and Trude were good candidates.

Rabbit witch (forgot her name) I'm not so sure since her brother was there and didn't seem interested
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>>36024056
Yeah, and both times we made her fear that the Martians were coming to kill her, and she had nobody there to help.

Just like the British, since THEY apparently loved to bounce her too, and never came to her rescue before.
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>>36024111
Young was too busy freaking the fuck out that he wasn't in control of those situations, being a fighter pilot and all.
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This time, everytime she goes out on patrol, we go out as well.
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>>36024056
I think I know how to fix this: We take her up in OUR fighter, and BOUNCE THE OTHER WITCHES!
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>>36024111
Eila wants Sanya. But not if we lewd Sanya first.
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>>36023636
Inb4 that happens in 3... 2... 1...


In other news, hooray for update!
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>>36024144
We're a night-fighting unit, that's our job
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>>36024157
Sanya is not for lewds!

Oh who am I kidding.
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>>36024157
That reminds me, I kind of want to know what happens after this. The Martian War in which Sanya having made friends and a kind of big brother only to return to Communist Russia and a Cold War.
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>>36024193
She wants the D.
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>>36024193
>Sanya is not for lewds!
Explain Katya then
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>>36024225
Pure and loving hand holding with the lights off
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>>36024212
She returns with child.
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>>36024225
There was an aberration in the family tree, of course!

Do be reminded that Katya's dad is a jerkass who went on a one-night stand with her mom and didn't take responsibility.

>>36024215
She wants the Dedicated big brother figure.
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>>36024256
You sick fuck
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>>36024268
>implying it wasn't the other way around
>implying Katya's mom wanted to be shackled to some random schlub who merely breached her egg
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>>36024212
>implying she doesn't defect at the end of the quest
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>>36024277
Well she did say she didn't regret it
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>>36024296
Yeah, she got Katya out of it. The sex was probably enjoyable too.

Still doesn't mean she would have liked to been forced to marry some guy.
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>>36024268
>implying her father wasn't time-travelling Fronk
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>>36024327
I always figured the daddy was a gnome, would explain how he got to tap that
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>>36024293
>>36024296
>>36024327
>implying implications
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>>36024322
Your point is made my friend.

I still stand by Sanya being not for lewds though

>>36024327
Ivan what the Shit
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>>36024359
>Implying implied implications
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>>36024327
Still a better choice than any of the other options for Frank.
>>36024293
Read SW'89. She's a soviet Matron.
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Who are you guys talking about, and where can I find the source?
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Fuck it he's taking forever. Post lewd witches while we wait.
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>>36024374
Katyas mother is a soviet matron but point still stands Katya returns to stalins Russia
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>>36024376
Katya, Fronkand Merlin @
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Strike%20witches%201989
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>>36024411
nope! I am not looking at the eyes!
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The workload and the danger – even the deliberate targeting – from the Martians is nothing new; hell, you'd guessed both facts and threw them in Minna's face. But you never considered the loneliness.

Since you joined the military you've hardly known a moment of solitude. From basic to flight training to deployment, the Army Air Corps moves and breathes as a mob; cramming them into troopships and barracks and even planes like sardines. It's the reality of the military. You'd always thought that solitude was one of the perks of being a Witch – but for Sanya its not a choice, but a harsh reality. Nobody fights – or dies – alone in war... except, apparently, a Night Witch.

You recall the chill of horror that'd bolted down your spine when Luke told you he was ditching you on Barin. You recall the raging, indignant... well, rage that had driven you to spite Minna's many attempts to remove you from the unit. Everything before, during and after has felt too massive to really grasp – including the Fitzgerald... thing.

*Especially* the Fitzgerald thing.

Somehow, the tired little girl slumped against you, slumbering peacefully, is easier to understand. It's everyone's war, in the end – and now that you've stopped to think about it, you're glad your here to fight it alongside your Witches.
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>>36024436
These eyes anon?
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>>36024455
Lewd her in her sleep
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>>36024455

… as long as she never finds out about you bouncing her, that night. Because her faith in you would be shattered, and she'd do that awfully adorable pouting thing she does. Which will be cute, right up until Eilia drops you like a fucking elk.

“Awwwww,” a voice croons behind you. You glance over your shoulder to see Minna striding in, looking at you with lazy, lidded eyes. “She seems to have taken a liking to you.”

“She's just tired,” you say. “How'd Ivan Ivonovich go?”

“Loudly,” Minna says with a smirk. “It took three MPs to wrangle him. In the end I just rolled him up and stuffed him into a 50 gallon drum, then rolled it to the stockade.”

“They have a stockade!?”

“They do now. An outhouse with two spare lengths of PSP wrapped clean around the outside.” Minna makes a big show of flexing her slender, feminine arms, the faint blue aura of magic glowing along them. “So, uh, what on earth happened, earlier?”

You take a deep breath, then let it out slowly. “You know-”

“I do know,” Minna says dourly. “After the shit you've pulled, there's nothing you can say that will surprise m-”

“I'm pregnant.”

“Pray that its with silence, for a change,” Minna returns smoothly.

“Fuck you.”

“Already did, honey.”
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Obviously, it is our solemn duty to find a perfect wo/man to keep Sanya company, so that she will no longer be lonely.

Eilas need not apply.
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>>36024478
you son of a bi-
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>>36024482

You glower at her a moment, temporarily stymied. “I found Sanya in the company of some... weird people.”

Minna nods, sitting on the cot by your other side. She leans in close, her lips brushing your ear. “And did one of those weird people try to give you a footjob?”

You hear a stall-horn screech as your brain loses lift and augers in. “Blheaf-”

“You forgot what my ability was, hmm?” Minna purrs, her soft, slender arm slipping around your side – and cinching tight like a band of steel, making your ribs creak. Her teeth nip your earlobe, causing your frozen lungs to squeak out their remaining ounce of air. “Did you really think I wouldn't notice you quite literally *fucking around?*”

[ ] RAPE WHISTLE RAPE WHISTLE RAPE WHISTLE RAPE WHISTLE
[ ] SHE DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME BABY I SWEAR
[ ] CRAZY MOTHER FUCKING IVAN
[ ] WRITE-IN
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[x] FUCK HER BEFORE SHE FUCKS YOU
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>>36024515
[ ] CRAZY MOTHER FUCKING IVAN
while
[ ] RAPE WHISTLE RAPE WHISTLE RAPE WHISTLE RAPE WHISTLE
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>>36024515
>Lie back and think of AMERICA!
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>>36024515
"Hey hey hey, I broke off from her the second backup arrived! I pulled a gun on her and attacked her with a Martian robot!"
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>>36024515
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>>36024515
[x]GIVE IN. LET IT HAPPEN
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>>36024515
>[X] S&M WITCH PLAY IS FINE TOO
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>>36024515
>[x] Suggest threesome
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>>36024515
"I WAS NOT GIVEN A CHOICE IN THE MATTER."
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>>36024515
>[ ] CRAZY MOTHER FUCKING IVAN
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>>36024515
[x]GIVE IN. LET IT HAPPEN
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>>36024515
>[x] WRITE-IN
We can talk about this when Sanya's not sleeping right next to me.
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>>36024515
>[x] CRAZY MOTHER FUCKING IVAN

>“And did one of those weird people try to give you a footjob?”
The keyword there is 'try'.
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>>36024570
DOO EET
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>>36024515
Just smile.

"Yeah, she tried. I sicced Hellcow on her for it, baby."

"Oh, and she insinuated that Sanya just needed a good dicking."
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>>36024515
>LIE BACK AND THINK OF AMERICA
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>>36024606
this, I suppose
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>>36024515
>[x] Suggest threesome
With Sanya
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>>36024515
>>36024576
>>36024543
>>36024591
>DELAY, DIVERT, BUY TIME FOR LITTLEST COSSAK
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>>36024482
>… as long as she never finds out about you bouncing her, that night. Because her faith in you would be shattered, and she'd do that awfully adorable pouting thing she does. Which will be cute, right up until Eilia drops you like a fucking elk.


But she did. She DID figure it out, when we bounced her the second time.

She got over it.
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>>36024515
[x] WRITE-IN
"I GUESS WE BOTH LEARNED SOMETHING ABOUT ME TODAY"
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>>36024539
Ha ha!
This'll do.
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>>36024587
This
or
>[x] REMIND HER THAT ADORABLE COSSACK IS PRESENT
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>Lie back and think of AMERICA!

my sides. I vote for this.
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>>36024515
>>36024539
Seconded.
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>>36024515
>[x] Suggest threesome

do eet
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>>36024515
>Lie back and think of AMERICA!
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>>36024515
>[X] SHE DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME BABY I SWEAR

"She was just some sperm thieving slut. I never wanted to have anything to do with her. It was all for the adorable cossack."
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>>36024606
This, no need to panic. We did nothing wrong.
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>>36024482
I shouldn't be giggling at the bickering but
>>36024515
>[Not this again oh god when will it end]
"Let me explain with my last words or at least don't murder me next to sleeping Cossack."
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>>36024482
>as long as she never finds out about you bouncing her, that night. Because her faith in you would be shattered, and she'd do that awfully adorable pouting thing she does. Which will be cute, right up until Eilia drops you like a fucking elk.

Wait, what? Didn't Sanya find out we bounced her when we were on the tower before the parachute jump?
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>lie back and think of America
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ADVANCED SEXUAL EDUXATION
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>>36024606
SECONDED!

HELLCOW SAVE US!
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Christ people you may as well tell her to put a collar on us if ya just gonna give in!
>>36024717
Yeah pretty sure she did.
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>>36024606
but that implies that Sanya doesn't need a dicking
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>>36024515
>[ ] WRITE-IN
DATE RAPE WITHOUT THE DATE.
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>>36024482
>Lie back and think of AMERICA!
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>[ ] WRITE-IN
As the Great Bright "Man of Destiny" Noah, says...
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>>36024515
>Lie back and think of AMERICA.
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>>36024700
>Lie back and think of AMERICA!

Y'all gonna need this template soon enough.
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>>36024752
Oh I know exactly when I need that template anon.
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>>36024515
>LIE BACK AND THINK OF AMERICA
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>>36024482
Erm, Sanya already figured that Young & co bounced her - back during the night-flight just after Robin arrived. She took it with good humour, surprisingly - especially in light of this.
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>>36024515
>Lie back and think of AMERICA.

"Accidentally" fingering Sanya is necessary as well.
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>>36024784
Needs more METAL WOLF CHAOS!

>Alright, LET'S PARTYYYY
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FREEEEEEDOOOOMMMMMM
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>>36024774
Hoh?
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>>36024795
anon, sometimes I wonder if you read what your penis types
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>>36024812
Okay. Stop. You're just running it into the ground like your stupid list.
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>>36024717

Well if neither of you can agree then I must be the one who's correct!
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>>36024795
BobDinosaur pls.
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>>36024515
[x] SHE DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME BABY I SWEAR
[x] Other: I even succeed Hellcow on them!
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>>36024515
[x] Other: I even sicced Hellcow on them!
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>>36024812
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>>36024795
Voting for this, just because what would happen.
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>>36024835
No, you totally wrote it happening after we bounced her for the second time. She put 2 and 2 together.
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>>36024515
>LIE BACK AND THINK OF AMERICA

We are long overdue for some sexytimes.
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>>36024515
>[ ] WRITE-IN
>Make her lie back and think of Germany
WE'RE THE PILOT, WE'RE ALWAYS IN CHARGE
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>>36024978
Hah, take a look at this faggot.
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>>36024978
>Not wanting to be handcuffed and ridden by Minna

You are. The biggest faggot.
Make Panzer look straight.
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>>36025037
>>36025065
>Being this beta
You are a disappointment to pilots and gnomes everywhere and everywhen
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>Implying planefag is actually going to write lewds
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>>36024978
>Make Sanya lie back and think of the Motherland
FTFY
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>>36025090
>>36025065
>Not letting her start domming you and then slowly taking over until it's reversed and she has no idea how it happened
>Not then slapping a collar on her

Goddammit anon get it together do you not know how this works?!
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>>36024515
>1. Lie back.
>2. Pray.
>3. Prepare to get bounced.
>4. Fail to prepare.
>5. Be impregnated.
>6. Go on maternity leave.
>7. Give birth to a bouncing baby girl named Minna Jr.

I got a bit distracted towards the end there, but anyway, the point is just lie back and hope we don't get any broken bones.
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>>36025118
>double team Sanya

"HERE COMES THE BLITZKRIEG, FILTHY SLAV!"
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>>36025144
>Doing anything subtle
That's cute
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>>36025090
Keep telling yourself you're in charge. I'm sure they'll believe you if you repeat it enough times.
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>>36025154
>lewding the Adorable Cossak
disgusting
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>>36024835
Nice try:

>"So, un, Sanya! Funny story, never got to tell you..."

>"... you were the Widow pilot," Sanya says. "The one I chased."

>"Yeah about that I didn't know you were like um I mean it was totally-"

>"I'm not mad," Sanya says, giggling as she joins on your wing. "Papa told me I'd have to be forever diligent to survive in war. You scared me, but... you taught me."
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>>36025154
>Lewding the cossack
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>>36025186
>not wanting to be Katya's grandfather
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>>36025186
Hey, what can you expect on an SWQ thread King Arthur.
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...
When did we sleep with Minna?
What thread was that?
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>>36025246
>what thread was that
>what thread was that
ANON THIS WAS DECADES AGO
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>>36025246
After we fucked cupcake
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>>36025246
Around the late 80's/early 90's thread area anon.

Remember "we're in the closet"?
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>>36025177
Remember, it is the duty of all soldiers to resist capture and imprisonment, to escape their bondage, and to give those rotten jerries a taste of their own medicine
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>>36025274
>give those rotten jerries the D
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>>36025277
That is one pissed bird.
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>>36025265
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>>36024482
>>36024515
>Trying to have the last word on a German (not to mention your superior officer)
>Forgetting your girlfriend can actually read your fucking mind
>Not begging for forgiveness already
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>>36025320
>She can read your fucking mind.

Then she knows we're totally legit.
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>>36025352
She does, that's why she's psycho-babbling us right now.
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>>36024978
Until it's time to do paperwork. Then suddenly they don't have the authority to do anything. Funny how that works...
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>>36025352
She knows how much we liked it.
And about how we totally popped a boner just now.
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>>36025368
Not really. Paperwork saps ones authority and will to live. Shit is deadly.
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>>36025320
She reads emotions, not minds.
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>>36025368
That's what secretaries are for
That and lewding
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>>36024151
Fucking genius. Get some fifty cal blanks too.
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>>36025403
>not lewding the paperwork
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>>36025419
That's Fronk's duty
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>>36025419
Think of the paper cuts, man!
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>>36025403
>yfw most "personal assistants"in the military are male
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>>36025419
>"M-m-my binder clips! They're moving on their own!"
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>>36025435
Anyone got that pastebin?
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>>36025419
>>36025435
Where's the paperwork-chan reaction image when you need it...
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>>36025396
She knows enough to get pissed at us.
Also she knows no matter what, we always deserve her wrath for something.
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>>36025466
And that, kids, is why the Young Family is a big one.
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>>36025448
>mfw the male assistants choose to desert rather than be assistants to the Gnome
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“... I forgot,” you explain in a very, very small voice.

She clamps down on your earlobe again, sending a sharp jolt of pleasure down your spine. “Yuuu furghuut?” she growls into your ear without releasing your flesh.

A lump the size of a hand grenade slides down your throat with no spit to lube it as you swallow. “I forget a lot of things,” you whimper.

“Mmmmhmm,” Minna agrees as she thrusts her tongue in your ear, making your entire body lock up, stiff – including your brain. Your internal flight engineer tries to reroute hydraulic fluid from your brain and to your groin, but the line bursts in your face, sending an embarrassingly bright blush over your face.

“H-hey n-n-n-ow,” you stammer in fear as Minna's free hand cups your cheek to keep you from escaping. “S-she came onto me and I got away f-from her as soon as-”

“Dun care 'bout dat,” Minna murmurs into your ear as she nips at your earlobe again, causing you to squeak. Sanya's still sacked out against your shoulder. You can only tremble, suspended between the desire to not disturb the adorable sleeping kitty and the urge to fuck Minna senseless.

“Wat.” you say cleverly.
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>>36025523
>Wat.

Oi oi, Young, don't go Baron Samedi now!
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>>36025523
>You can only tremble, suspended between the desire to not disturb the angry Minna and the urge to fuck Sanya senseless.

FTFY
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>>36025523
>Your internal flight engineer tries to reroute hydraulic fluid from your brain and to your groin, but the line bursts in your face, sending an embarrassingly bright blush over your face.
AHM' GIVIN' IT ALL IVE GOT, CAP'N
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>>36025450
>>36025453
>>36025454
Here be PaperMerlin, ye scallywags.
http://pastebin.com/78NaCKMF
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>>36025543


"Sanya's a little kid, I'm no pedophile!"
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>>36025523

“Think I know who that was,” she says, turning your face to hers and kissing the corner of your mouth. She rubs her pert nose against yours, her skin delightfully soft. “They're always like that. Thought you would've learned after that Bath incident.”

“Ah, ha, haha, yeah,” you say, feeling a great wave of relief crashing into your soul -

“I'm more interested in you feeling up Sanya, earlier.”

- and capsizing your hopes, dreams and any future not involving death-by-witch-boot-up-your-ass. You try to spring away, hoping to slip her grasp through the sheer, sudden acceleration of your unexpected motion, but Minna's already draped one muscled thigh over your lap. Your lunge for freedom barely moves an inch before she's locked you down tight. You try to talk, but she just smothers your mouth with hers, your lips buzzing as she hums with wicked delight. At last, she breaks contact to stare you eye-to-eye from about two inches away.

“So, what do you have to say for yourself?” she growls, her voice husky and feral.

“... Mantis,” you squeak.

She blinks. “Mantis?”

“Your familiar should be a mantis.”

Her lids narrow as she comprehends. “Oh, no, honey. On occasion the female mantis lets her partner live... and you're the only one that'll be praying, in a minute.”

You shrivel up underneath her gaze. “It wasn't lewd,” you say very quietly. “I was – I would never, not with a girl that-”

“Fucked. Waltrude,” she hisses, her nose squashing against yours, tip to tip. “On the table. Yoshika. Lynette. IN. THE. ROOM.”

… shit.
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>>36025543
>"What? You want to fuck her first?"
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>>36025543
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
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>>36025586
There was another one by Tanya/Boris-drawfag, though I forgot where it was...
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>>36025393
Just once I'd like to see a story about the guys in the back doing paperwork. It's a far more critical job than most people thing and I'm not just saying that because it'swhat I do in RL
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>>36025597

shes got our number, cant get her off our sixxxxx
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>>36025597
"It was Waltrude. Bitch is a lewd hurricane that catches everyone up in it"
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>>36025597

"Technically it was under the table."

Don't actually say this. Or say it anyways, I don't give a fuck.
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>>36025597
"YOU FUCKER HER TOO."
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>>36025645
It's okay man. I believe you. I mean shit I hear some of our pilots can't even find their way out of the bathroom without the pencil pushers.
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>>36025657
Yeah, but we ran right at her.
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>>36025645
Is it true that the bureaucratic system kills more paper pushers than missiles killing pilots?


>>36025651
POP FLARES!!! DEPLOY CHAFF!! PLAY DYNAMITE EXPLOSION FOR PETE'S SAKES
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>>36025668
It started on the table.
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>>36025597
>"That was a case of chicken gone too far, which is more than I can say for your appetite for cupcakes."
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>>36025597
SO DID YOOUUUUUU
>pray
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>>36025495
Ficken für Volk und Vaterland!
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>>36025597
YOU FUCKED HER TOO! I CAUGHT YOU LYING ON A TABLE WITH YOUR TITS OUT! WALTRUDE WAS SUCKING ON ONE!
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>>36025597
To be fair, Young managed to make a sandwich while staring Cupcake in the face and turned her on to the point of making it a fuck-off. It got out of hand. Like many situations with her do.
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>>36025597
>“Fucked. Waltrude,” she hisses, her nose squashing against yours, tip to tip. “On the table. Yoshika. Lynette. IN. THE. ROOM.”
It's not like we locked them in the room with us.
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>>36025645
Paperwork Wizards quest?
On the quest to file reports on time while still having free time to drink!
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>>36025597
You did as well.
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>The feline ears and tail (which is rigid and bushy in obvious distress) complete the effect.
So Brigitte had cat familiars in the family already, interesting.

>Hellcow's optical camouflage
Invisible Hellcow. What's next, Hellcow can fly?
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>>36025597
"For what it's worth I think you're better in every way possible than she is."
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>>36025703
Man, it'd be crazy if Young get's a medal from Germany for doing that.
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>>36025597

You gaze into her deep, impossibly clear eyes. She smells amazing, the lovely scent of a woman mixed with the hint of some primal, powerful musk, and her irises seem flecked with complimentary colors, like a pinwheel of distant... stars...

… there is no escape

isn't such a

bad

way

to

“Kitty,” Minna breathes. “You just couldn't resist a cute, cute kitty.”

[ ] wat
[ ] see its not really my fault I mean nobody can resist Cat its just like a rule of nature am I talking to much no I'm not talking to much please don't kill me oh christ
[ ] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!
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>>36025767
No way in hell that can help us now, I guess.

>>36025749
Hellcow will find two others and form SHIN GETTER HELLCOW

>>36025742
VaryingDegreesofWant.gif
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>>36025777
He'd get more than a stupid medal if he managed to get preggers.
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>>36025802
>[ ] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!
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>>36025749
>What's next, Hellcow can fly?

Considering that Tesla's on the island, and the Army's given him an unlimited expense account?
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>>36025802
[ ] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!
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>>36025802

[ ] see its not really my fault I mean nobody can resist Cat its just like a rule of nature am I talking to much no I'm not talking to much please don't kill me oh christ
Everyone loves russian kitties.
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>>36025802
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>>36025802
[ ] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!
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>>36025802
>[x] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!
AGRESS
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>>36025802
[ ] wat
WAIT SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE YOUNGEST

Seriously though, just wat.
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>>36025802
>[x] wat
Always wat
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>>36025802
>[x] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!
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>>36025802

"I'm not a pedophile, damn it!"
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>>36025802
>[x] wat
>>36025829
Oh god.
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>>36025802
>[x] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!
Well, it's been a good run.
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>>36025802
>[ ] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!
or
[ ] wat
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>>36025802
>[X] wat
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[ ] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!
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>>36025802
>[ ] see its not really my fault I mean nobody can resist Cat its just like a rule of nature am I talking to much no I'm not talking to much please don't kill me oh christ
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>>36025802
>[x] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!

She's a lesbian anyways! She wouldn't like it if we did it like that! Unless you're trying to say we RAPED a witch...
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>>36025802
>[ ] see its not really my fault I mean nobody can resist Cat its just like a rule of nature am I talking to much no I'm not talking to much please don't kill me oh christ
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>>36025802
[x] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!
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[x] "Bullshit. You can sense emotions. You know damn well we're offended at the very idea of doing lewd things to Sanya."
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>>36025886
Exactly.

She's fucking with you, anon.
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>>36025802
>[X] wat
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>>36025829
YES
THIS PLEASES NITORI

Meanwhile the mistress is now cowering in the basement with her little sister.
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>>36025802
[x] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!

You're jealous about the headpats, aren't you?
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>>36025852
>I'm not a pedophile dammit!

It's not a P-61. Can't get it up.
Minna's kind of a black widow though. Exception
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>>36025886
But we aren't.
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>[ ] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!
THINGS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM
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>>36025802
[ ] see its not really my fault I mean nobody can resist Cat its just like a rule of nature am I talking to much no I'm not talking to much please don't kill me oh christ

Kitty a Best
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>>36025802
>wat
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>>36025675
Ok, I laughed.

>>36025683
It's a national tragedy I tell you.
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>>36025749
>Invisible Hellcow
Hellcow had that a long time ago but everybody forgot. Even planefag was like "what? he has optical camo!?" during his archive binge prior to starting again.
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>>36025913
Young is.
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>>36025802
>[X] wat
>[X] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!
These go well together
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>>36025911
Maybe after this conversation, we can say that our other ride WAS a widow.
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>>36025802

>[x] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!

"You know better than that, knock it off."
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>>36025802
[X] wat

CRAZY IVAN, CRAZY IVAN

>>36025803
On the next episode of Paperwork Wizards:
-Dealing with those assholes in requisition!
-Getting approval from the CO for new projects!
-GETTING THAT ONE ASSHOLE PILOT TO ACTUALLY DO HIS PAPERWORK IT'S AN IMPORTANT PART OF BEING IN THE MILITARY JESUS CHRIST
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>>36025802
>[ ] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!
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>>36025829
Not even Tesla would be that crazy.
r-right?
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>>36025802


>WILL YOU MARRY ME?

FUCK THE POLICE LET'S PROVE WE'VE GOT BIG BRASS BALLS
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>>36025886
this
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>>36025933
Sanya wishes he wasn't.
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>>36025925
I guess my respect for paper-pushers just went up.

And I know how to hate paper-pushers.
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>>36025802
[ ] Well, that was more like a prison rape thing. Establishing dominance, except mutual. You know, like when two pilots get into fisticuffs. Except sex. I just couldn't forego the challenge. Territory and all.
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Just to be clear, are we actually not interested in Sanyan or do we just not want Minna to kill us?
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>>36025987
I'm interested in Sanya but.. I have a feeling most others are not.
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>>36025971
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
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>>36025979
She isn't talking about Cupcake, idiot. Cupcake's familiar is a dog.

She's talking about Sanya.
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>>36025987
I would a Sanyan, but Young wouldn't.
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>>36025971
Fuck it lets do it!!!
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>>36025979

.. that's actually a perfect summation.
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>>36025971
Damn, we should've made a ring out of pilot wings for this occasion... like Ice's grandpa...

>>36025946
Also
Arguing with G-2 over administrative issues
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>>36025971
THIS IS THE WORST IDEA
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>>36025987
We're actually not interested. Big brother mode engaged. Plus she's like...13. A bit young for Young heh
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>>36025987
We are interested.
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>>36025971
Hahaha oh Jesus yes. Prove we can still shock her.
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>>36025996
>I'm interested in Sanya

Pedophiles go to the Gulag.
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>>36025971
What the hell, it might at least throw her off balance. Give us control over the conversation.
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>>36026028
ICWatUdidThar and all that.
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>>36025971
Yes. Counterattack from hell!
Now we need a ring.
Do we have grenades?
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>>36025987
We are very much NOT.
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>>36025971
>WILL YOU MARRY ME?

Changing my vote from >>36025910
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>>36026040
She gives me feels.
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>>36026024
AND THEREFORE THE BEST IDEA.
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>>36025971
Lets fucking do it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeEzoedl-w0
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>>36025946
you forgot >finally fucking the cute school teacher who's into you
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>>36025971
FUCK IT, GOING WITH THIS
>>36026040
>Implying that isn't an excuse to isolate Young and breed a Gnome-Witch hybrid for the Motherland
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>>36026057
Mistress Flan, I do believe you have the wrong track...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCmTJVew_tY
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Guys, shocking her isn't necessarily a good idea. This isn't the time either.
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>>36025971
This please
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>>36025971
WOOP WOOP YEAH, a combination of all of them.
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>>36025971
Yes. Show her how much she means to us.. by asking her to marry us while she accuses us of infidelity. Brilliant..
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>>36026047
>"It looks like a grenade pin."
>"Yeah, it is. See, I've got the grenade right here."
>"...You're a fucking idiot."
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>>36025971
YOU STUPID CUNT WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A RING. SHE WILL ACTUALLY KILL US
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Around cats, never relax
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Guys, stop with the marriage thing. We've already had enough rollercoasters.
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>>36026102
You're fucking right it is.
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>>36025971
DO IT
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>>36026056
DIDN'T HER LAST BOYFRIEND PROPOSE TO HER AND THEN DIE AT DUNKIRK? ON TOP OF THAT WE'VE ONLY KNOWN HER FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS. TOPS.
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>>36026068
Except it's a Gura Nyuuto manga.
Which I would personally not be opposed to. I like my women with a motherly personality and big... character.

>>36026107
Yeah, we're professional and shit, knowing the ring trick.
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>>36026122
blithering bogan spotted
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>>36026124
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>>36024478
>>36024436
>>36024411
I have already gazed into the abyss. Your eyes have no power over me.
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>>36026128
I guess you haven't been to SW89 then.

>>36026124
TOO LATE, WE ALREADY HAVE YOUNGSPAWN
WHAT BETTER TIME TO START BUT NOW
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>>36026128
>DIDN'T HER LAST BOYFRIEND PROPOSE TO HER AND THEN DIE AT DUNKIRK? ON TOP OF THAT WE'VE ONLY KNOWN HER FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS. TOPS.
This. Holy shit.

Hoping planefag ignores write-ins for this.
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>>36026075
Wasn't there a Sanyandere fic?
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>>36026141
>bogan

It's understandable, and thus not bogan.
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>>36025886
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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>>36026128
IT'S WAR. MARRIAGES HAPPEN QUICK.

>>36026124
>not wanting rollercoaster hijinks

>>36026122
SO WE USE SANYA'S TAIL UNTIL WE GET HER OUR DAD'S WINGS
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>>36026128
HER LAST BOYFRIEND WAS ALSO NOT A GNOME
DON'T WORRY, WE GOT THIS
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>>36025971
No fear
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>>36026155
I'm hoping he doesn't since it's making you mad.
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>>36026124
Uh you know where you are, right?
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>>36026128
BITCH WE ARE MAGICAL MAN. AINT NO ALIUM GETTING US. [/spoiler]WHY ARE WE SHOUTING.[/spoiler]
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>>36026139
But what if they're just p--
>*knifed*
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>>36025802

[X] wat
[X] Wait, what? No. Fuck no!

Crazy anons pls go
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>>36026172
YOU GOD DAMN RIGHT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lazs00ITs4k
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>>36026187
Fuck, how do I spoiler.
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>>36025971

No. Hell no.

Not now, anyways. We do this right, at the right time, with the ring, at the time of our choosing, or not at all.

We will bounce when it's the right time, and this isn't it.
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>>36026200
Apollo Plz
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>>36026191
You fool, this is SOP in SWQ
You are the crazy anon
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>>36026179
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>>36026212
ctrl+s
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>>36026212
you use only one slash
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>>36026212
Ctrl+S
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>>36026157
there was, but I don't remember where.
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>>36026200
>young and co piloting the Aquarion

oh god...
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>>36026187
BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE BEING DUMB HOLY SHIT.
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>>36026235
Start or finish?
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We can't propose now.

We don't have enough altitude to bounce yet.
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>>36026242
Who'd be Sirius and Sylvia then? Sakabroto and Minna?
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>>36026279
yep
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>>36026269
finish
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>>36025946
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT'S JUST YOUR SIGNATURE WILL YOU PAY ATTENTION FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND

>>36026068
Funnily enough, we always end up dating pilots. I put it down to masochism.
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>>36026285
>Martians, you really are beasts. You who cannot fathom the love and compassion of Man do not deserve to exist beneath the Sun. Martians, the Mechanical Angel Aquarion hereby refutes your existence! Behold! The power of mankind... and the power of life!"
>Cue Wings of Light
>Cue Mugen Sword
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>>36026167
You want to use Sanya as a dick ring?
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>>36025802
[x ] see its not really my fault I mean nobody can resist Cat its just like a rule of nature am I talking to much no I'm not talking to much please don't kill me oh christ

meow meow
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>>36026200
It doesn't feel right without vocals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7qTg36iGbA&index=18&list=PL49DB18519409CF39&spfreload=1
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>>36026323
I CANNOT INTO SIGNATURES TODAY
I HAB D DUMB
And other pilot BS
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>>36026323
That or.. possibly the fact that pilots fuck anything.
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>>36026341
Let's be more subtle with that then, comrade. Since we're trying to be romantic and all

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MplkNuTCLi4
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Is fap angel dead?
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>>36026414
I hope not
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>>36026414
Tis but the regular pacings of these threads comrade. Be patient.
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>>36026414
its barely been 30 minutes, it usually takes him 50+ per update.
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>>36026414
More like had to rewrite everything and we just derailed the storyline for at least five threats. Meaning everything is fucked till August 2016.
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>>36026443
well we are about to pull a garma!
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>>36026434
Hey, it's Chen-emiah!

I do hope you don't go thread-vertising again man, like last time.
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>>36026472
the fuck are you on about?
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We're dead.
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>>36026487
Some Ge-Ass man advertised CGQ last week on Ace Combat Quest
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>>36026463
Is it time to blame the misfortune of our birth already?
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>>36026463
Pull a Garma, you say?
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>>36026487
What >>36026527 said.

Accept my apologies for the mistaken identity.

>>36026534
Crap, now all we need is Erica as a Zock and Sakabroto as a Flight-type Gouf...
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>>36026527
Like you just did?
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Your senses snap back to reality as the full import of that statement slaps you in the chops.

“What.”
“Cute. Kitty,” Minna says with a lazy, sexy smile. “She had you squealing like a schoolgirl with a box of kittens, didn't she? Suckered you right in.”

“Oh. No. FUCK no,” you say, shaking your head in denial. “No, no, noooooo she was ruuuuubbbing and puuuurrrring and she was liking it way too much and talking about her daddy it was sexual, it was so sexual, like, you don't even KNOW how sexual, it was sexual as HELL up in that trench, just, like-”

“Ooooooh hooooo hooooooo,” Minna croons with a wicked, knowing smile. “Mister Ace-In-A-Day has a *soft* spot?”

“He does not!” you wail miserably. “I would've banged her like a drum!”

“Super sexy fighter pilot, brought low by the kitty cuteness,” Minna sniggers, altogether too smug. You scowl at her and stare at the far wall.”

“Are you *pouting?*”

“Ghhrrrrrk,” you grunt, trying to bury your face in your own chest, which doesn't work out so well.

“And *still* blushing?”

“Shuddup,” you growl.

“No, you,” she says sweetly, and gives you another kiss – with tongue, this time. She breaks contact long enough to let you breathe, then slumps against your side, nuzzling your cheek. “Hmm, funny,” she says with a sigh.

“It's not funny at all!”

“Oh,” she says with a surprisingly girlish giggle. “It really is. All that time you spent giving me hell, and when I decide to push YOUR buttons for a change, you play like a god damned piano.”

“Oh god,” you say in a miserable voice of defeat. Minna just giggles again. “Listen, about that other thing-”
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>>36026600

“Maman?” Minna snorts. “I... heard they were in England. I didn't know they were here. Did not expect it to come up, really.”

“That makes two of us,” you say darkly. “She didn't ask permission before she started-”

“Relax,” Minna purrs. “I'm really not worried about her at all.”

You puff some air at her lovely red locks. “Why's that? Think I can't seduce her?”

“Because,” Minna says sweetly before running one finger up your crotch – and your very, very obvious Condition pressing painfully against your bruised groin. A desperate mewling sound tries to escape your mouth before you bite it in half. “Someone that has to apply direct friction is the worst sort of amateur.”

Minna slips away from you and stands, stretching luxuriously, giving you plenty of opportunity to stare at the firm, but soft and squeezable-looking muscles of her toned thighs and tight little ass. She runs a hand through her hair, flipping it back in a gesture that's blatantly gratuitous, combined with a lidded gaze that says she doesn't give a damn.

“I've got to see to Luuchini again before she kills someone. I'll see you in the Castle for lunch, okay?”

You nod numbly and watch her ass flexing around the scant fabric of her cotton panties as she strides out the door with unnecessarily pronounced steps.

“Help,” you say quietly to nobody in particular.
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>>36026600
>you play like a god damned piano.”
LIKE A FIDDLE
A FIDDDLLLLLLLLEEE
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>>36026630
Well that expression also works, anon.
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>>36026648
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>>36026630
Wasn't her dead BF a piano player?
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>>36026630
Kurt was a piano player, anon.
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>>36026629
Fuck Sanya to forget this whole mess.
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>>36026630

FIDDLES DON'T HAVE BUTTONS YOU FUCKING FAG

SEE THIS IS WHY I'M A WRITER AND YOU'RE A NOTHER WRITER SHITPOSTING TO GET REVENGE FOR MY SHITPOSTING

ANYWAYS, INSTEAD OF FORCING SOMETHING DOWN YOUR THROATS I'LL LET YOU GUYS PICK WTF OR WHERE THE FUCK YOUNG GOES NEXT

JUST DON'T MAKE ANY SUPER LONG RANGE GODDAMN PLANS BECAUSE THE MARTIANS AREN'T GONNA LET YOU RUN AROUND PLAYING WITCH THERAPIST ALL FUCKING DAY

PEOPLE ARE STILL OCCASIONALLY SHOT IN THIS QUEST

AND YES I REMEMBERED THAT IT ALSO HAS AIRPLANES AND AIR COMBAT OR SOMETHING

SO YEAH

WRITE-INS
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>>36026629
Aw, man, he ignored the proposal thing.

Probably for the best.
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>>36026600
I bet the fucker wants to hold hands with Lynnette too.
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>>36026676
>FUCK SANYA
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>>36026676
Go sleep.

Seriously, the man's tired, hurt, and on patrol tonight. Go sleep.
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>>36026676
It's okay, she can play us like a Piano too.
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>>36026676
Let's go find out what the fuck was up with that Russie. I'm talking interrogation up in here.
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>>36026629
MI-YA-FU-JI, PLS REPAIR BONER. HALP
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>>36026676
put Sanya to bed then sleep until its lunch time with Minna.
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>>36026699
This. Damn the consequences, we must overcome the kitten.
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>>36026676
Acquire Ice for testicals, liquor and put sanya to bed.

Also what fucking time is it right now? Midday? night? shits all fucked up
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>>36026676
>Let's carry Sanya piggyback-style


Meanwhile, Minna as Fake Lacus is eliciting various kinds of expressions in me right now.
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>>36026676
Troll the fuck out of Sean
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>>36026676
Are you actually ignoring the proposal.
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>>36026629
>mfw that gif
Also, damn, I knew Minna was gonna do this.

She's learning.
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>>36026676
>Cuddle with the kitty and sleep.
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>>36026676
Rub one out in the Widow.
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>>36026699
Voting for this.
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>>36026733
Yes. Because it's stupid.
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>>36026733
He probably had already started writing by the time it became a thing. Which is good. Because that was literally the dumbest idea holy shit.
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>>36026676
Ice balls, make sure Sanya's sleeping tight, then go get some fucking rest, stomach be damned
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>>36026712
this then sleep 'till lunch.
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>>36026676

I have no opinion on what we should be doing- I'm just trying to write some T&L here...

But...

[Spoiler]Moar Anders and/or Genie when?[Spoiler]
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>>36026676
Fuck the Littlest Cossack. In the Widow.
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>>36026676
Drop Sanya off in her room, get crew, get alcohol, get food, and get some sleep in the Widow. But we won't get sleep cause at some point something will happen to take our attention away.
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>>36026676
Find the Crew, get Sanya a place to nap, and something cold to put on our balls.
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>>36026676
Let's get back to Barin. Meet up with the Crew and figure out what the FUCK is going on.

Maybe drop by the California and get their Marines to go put the Soviet in their brig.
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>>36026676
Cuddle Sanya. ALL THE HUGS.
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>>36026068
I don't get it
>>36026139
Who?
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>>36026629

Welp. She's got Young's number. And she's going to be having FUN with this, I can just tell.
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>>36026778
Ooh, this.
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>>36026756
Unfortunately it only forestalls the inevitable Youngspawn.
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>>36026676
>Spend time with tiny Cossack.
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>>36026791
>who?
A mangaka you will find behind the sad panda.
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>>36026785
Voting for this. We need to talk to Ian and Sean again.
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>>36026676
Give Sanya the D.
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Okay, roll-call, how many of you guys follow other SWQ-verse quests here?
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>>36026785
yep!
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>>36026785
Voting for this.
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>>36026824
It's like you want our bollocks torn off.
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>>36026778
This.
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>>36026785
This
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>>36026756
>>36026768
>"Bawww, some Anons were having fun! In a quest! I have to call the idea they supported stupid!"

Whine harder, faggots.

>>36026676
GAP AN ELF. Let's go bounce the shit out of Sean or Ian.
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>>36026676
SLEEP NOW, FUCK MINNA LATER

SANYA NOT FOR LEWDS
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>>36026676
get some fucking rest until lunch with Minna.
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>>36026785
Seconding. Let's see what/who our gnome-bros have been doing.
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>>36026849
Hey she tempted us.. .telling us how cute she is and how great it would feel to have her purring on us. Then she left us with blue balls.
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>>36026676
Fuck Sanya.
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>>36026835
Red one standing by.
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>BACK TO BASE WITH THE SANYAN
>EVADE THE EYE-TALIAN
>THREE NECESSITIES OF LIFE: SLEEP, FOOD, AND FUCKING WITH OUR CREW

CALLING IT
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>>36026676
Stick our dick in Sanya.

She wants it.
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>>36026676
Show Minna the ring trick.
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>>36026934
Don't forget getting the Marines to deal with Soviet Agent!
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>>36026934
If we are getting blue balled the least we can do is spread the suffering.
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>>36026942
Ok, fuck off. The marriage thing was funny. This is retarded and liable to get us murdered by everyone.
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>>36026917
Ack, it seems we are stragglers in unfriendly territory, fellow Spellcaster.
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>>36026962
>retarded

Says the tripfag.
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>>36026934
[x] Knock the Sanyan and Heide up
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>>36026791
planefag writes another story with touhous.
He said he was writing Keine porn.
He never delivered.
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>>36026956
This.
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>>36026942
>>36026987
Piss off idiots
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>>36026995
Planefag doesn't write porn.

He did his best just now to completely avoid writing port.
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>>36027003
no u
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>>36026934
YES.
LET'S FUCK WITH THE CREW, BECAUSE THAT'S HOW IT WORKS

Next Time, on Paperwork Wizards:
-There's supposed to be HOW many copies?
-What color is Puce?
-WAR ON THE HORIZON: ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO HANDLE FRONT-LINE LOGISTICS?
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>>36026835
There's probably a few of us in here.
>>36026934
You better be counting alcohol with the food or we're gonna have a problem.
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>>36026995
I'm still waiting for him to update his 2hu quests, both AWiY and the smut one, still have them bookmarked
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>>36026676
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL LUNCH!

No sex, just innuendo. Loads of innuendo.
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>>36026835
There's only two, right? 89 and PJWitches? Yeah I follow those
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>>36026975
At least people can filter my bullshit.
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>>36027023
Sorry about that man. I was just wondering how many people didn't know about the Youngspawn.

>>36027021
Also
RAWKETS OR FUEL? How will we answer the nefarious question of ages?
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>>36027057
And TW89 whenever the fuck Mouse will run it next, and SuWQ whenever the fuck Kota will update it next
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>>36027081
>Kota
>updating
kek
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>>36027081
Oh yeah, TW89, forgot about that.

What's SuWQ?
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>>36027036
>Lunch with Minna while she's in this mood.
Oh god.
She'll enjoy that kielbasa far too much.
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>>36026995
keine is pretty low tier as far as 2hus go anyway
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>>36027099
Submersible Witches Quest.

>>36027057
Fellow spellcaster!
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>>36027117
Popularity wise, I'd agree with you, but that's no indicator of their "best"-ness.

Case in point: China. China's Legs are the best.
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>>36027096
Oh he will, just when RL stops trying to kick him when he's down.
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>>36027117
While I am not exactly a Keine fan, I do not share your opinion on Keine being low-tier.

Now the Yama, on the other hand...
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>>36027029
What smut was that? I only know about AWiY and that alternate story where we killed Patchy.
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>>36027171
But she is the law. Obviously she must be high tier.
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>>36027117
>not posting the lewd version
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>>36027117

say that to my face, fucker, not online, and see what happens
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>>36027173
the one on the nsfw board, he got 1 post into it then ran away
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>>36027206
Look at her hat.

Look at her silly fucking hat and laugh.
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>>36027206

Challenge Accepted.
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>>36027189
Yeah, i was about to argue about Eiki being high-tier dude, you pre-empted me.

Meanwhile this post needs more working-class Chen.
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>>36027168
If people held their breath on the promise of him updating subwitches, he'd be a mass murderer.
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>>36027118
Stalinka soon fellow spellcaster
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>>36027057
there is like a half dozen, but most of them are stalled/not running.

just off the top of my head:
Tank Witches
Submersible Witches
TW '89
PJ Witches
Striker '89
Strike Witches Crimson
Strike Witches of Gallia(509th JFW)

Plus:
Strike Witches Quest GAIDEN
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>>36027171
eiki is a good 2hu

>>36027206
keinesux only has good ex form
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>>36027267
Gallia isn't SWQ canon though, everything else, afaik, is.
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>>36027267
Crimson and Galia are not part of SWQ. Archival divorced Crimson of SWQ canon, and Galia is some thing that GermanSchteel started to make a "proper" strike witches quest that followed the show.
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>>36027267

naw, SWG and SWC aren't SWQ-verse.

TWQ no longer runs, SuWQ maybe runs? TW89 runs randomly.

PJW and 89 are the only two that run regularly that I'm aware of.
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>>36027267
>Strike Witches of Gallia(509th JFW)
Pretty sure that ain't SWQ-verse.
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>>36027296
Dude, read >>36027239
and accept my apology.

I has the Cirno today so meh
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>>36027232
>Implying that doesn't make her best girl
Do you even 2hu?
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>>36027309
>SuWQ
Kota! Cookies when!?
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>>36027304
>>36027305
>>36027267
I can't comment on Crimson, but Gallia is "proper Strike Witches quest following proper canon."

Which you need to read as: Massive pandering to the /u/-faggots and also pretty sure das some pedo-bait, suh.
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>>36027206
Sakuya and Meiling best 2hus.
Followed by Koakuma.
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I AM CALLING THE THREAD FOR THE NIGHT. Sorry, I'm tired as hell and just can't continue any longer; plus I've got to work before noon tomorrow.

I've got 40 (fucking) hours scheduled over 6 days this coming week, which is fucking *shit,* but my one day off is in the middle of the week, so we will probably resume again TUESDAY, god willing!
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>>36027395
Good night faggot
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>>36027395

>Running tuesday too.

Woo. between you and merc, I can take the day off!
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>>36027395
Aw, shucks. Thanks for the run boss.
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>>36027395
Good night, sweet prince.
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>>36027395
Good thread aeronauticalfaggot

your toehoe a shit
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>>36027395
Night.
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>>36027378
Meiling a best, you say?
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>>36027414
That's adorable, no.
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>>36027313
>>36027309
>>36027304
>>36027305
ah my mistake, i could have sworn Crimson was cannon, and I have yet to get around to reading Gallia so just guessed.

status from what i can tell
TWQ(dead, last ran 2012)
SuWQ(not dead but erratic, last ran april 2014)
TW '89(recently alive, sept 2014)
PJ Witches(Running regularly)
Strikers '89(Running regularly)
SWQ(running again but irregularly)

>>36027395
Thanks for running you glorious bastard.

also Teasing Minna Best Minna.
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>>36027414
THREAD THREESOME CONFIRMED
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Is someone archiving this?
Also, goodnight sweet prince!
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>>36027414
>Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
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>>36027076
Well, if we filled up a B-52 with sidewinder missiles we could have both...
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Quick Gais post more touhou pics before they autoprune the thread
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>>36027447
>>36027465

Damn.

I guess I'll get some notes done for Sakamoto, then....
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Crimson was all about defending Vancouver Island from the ALIUMS while teaching the Reds about the wonders of mac and cheese.

No one really stated it was canon one way or another but second-gen Arrows show up in SW89 and Pararescue Witches, so SWQ Canada is substantially different from real life.
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>>36027505
>notes done for Sakamoto
YES
THIS PLEASES MUGI

Also birthday
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>>36027502
Need more Okuu
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>>36027512
It was canon, until Archival made a big deal about taking it out of the "SWQU".
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>>36027546
>Dat Walfas!Okuu Dakimakura

I'M THROWING QAAM'S AT THE SCREEN BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENING
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>>36027556
And now Crimson is dead, and Archival only writes for MGNQ. A shame, really, he writes well.
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>>36027460
>SuWQ(not dead but erratic, last ran april 2014)
Kotters moved to anonkun. But I don't think there's been an update in awhile.
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someone archive the thread
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>>36027395
PREPARE FOR DISAPPOINTMENT INDEED
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>>36027569
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Needs more Keine lewds
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>>36027624
Well, Okuu, I'm going to teach you...
>pic related
how to make a Big Bang.
>YEAAAAHHHHH
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>>36027628
>keine lewds
Now, do you want lewds or not?
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>>36027592
Crimson isn't dead as of oct 29th, just slow as fuck.

from his twitter, when ask Crimson When?:
>Within the next few months. Already started writing it.
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Adding this to the thread, just because.

>>36027666
Wait is that a trick question
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>>36027714
Lewds oder keine lewds.
How is that hard to understand?
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>>36027752
... Uh, yes, I guess?
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>>36027767
Either you want lewds or you don't. Lewds, or no lewds.
Herrgott! It's like you don't speak a word of German.
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>>36027803
I can't into Deutsche I have the dumb

lewds where

Meanwhile have Cirno
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>>36023812
Heh, for a moment I thought planefag was gonna diss Reisen.
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>>36027985
good only for sexual abuse
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>>36028023
The Reisen jokes are goin too far!
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>>36028144
the joke is reisen
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>>36028195
ICWutUDidThar
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>>36028234

Such kiene intellect

Much Mukyuu
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>>36028259
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Once this thread gets autopruned...
LET IT BE KNOWN THAT ON THIS DAY, CHAR AZNABLE HAD THE LAST LAUGH
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>>36028496

Heh.
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>>36028523
THE LAST LAUGH!!!!
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>>36028569
pfft
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>>36028615
That's it I give up
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>>36028569
>>36028673
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>>36028678
CURSE YOU HARTMANN
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>>36027099
>>36027081

I'm still alive. And still have plans to write TW89.
Just avalanched in the Chines hell of academic paper writing.
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>>36029047
Praise based maus



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