>>36002593
The first thing I guess. We don't have any reason to believe anyone else is in need of assistance.

>>36002593
>Continue driving in our search pattern. We've got to keep the roving yokai occupied and afraid of a moving target.

[C64 Music Intensifies]
http://youtu.be/Dr5111hx17I

Whoa, is it really that time already? THE battle is commencing Right Now?

wow.

I was hoping we'd be able to help the Pagans in setting up defenses in their zones. Or that we'd have more time to prepare.

By the way, who is defending the base? Remember that if they know we're out here fighting, our base will become an immediate priority for them.

>>36002593
> Continue driving in our search pattern. We've got to keep the roving yokai occupied and afraid of a moving target.
This, since this is the Road Rage scene after all.

Next is the Gundam Scene

>>36002593
Keep our search pattern going. Keep a watch for IEDs.

>>36003034
Actually I had hoped we'd of prepared those ahead of time, including barricades, barbed wire, entrechments, etc.

>>36003081
No no, HER IEDs. Even if we look ridiculous swerving around a plastic bag, we should do it.

>>36003123
Oh right, the ones we found out about last thread.

Pity we didn't put some shields on our car.

"We keep on the current tactic." You say.

"Still don't like leaving the base under control of a bunch of PAGANs." Akira says.

"You use the army you've got." Star says. "Okay, we're coming up on the next primary target."

"Who lives here?" You ask.

"I believe it's either the head of a political club, or the leading actress on that drama, the one with the dog?" Star says.

"You aren't sure?" Akira asks.

"I don't watch much tv!" Star says.

"You don't watch much TV that has been made after 1989." Akira says.

"Can we focus on the possibility of a hit squad?" You say.

> Roll 3d6

Rolled 4, 4, 3 = 11 (3d6)

>>36003299

>>36003342
Oh, someone please roll higher.

Rolled 1, 1, 4 = 6 (3d6)

>>36003299
Rolling

We have targets? I thought we were gonna join the mobile strike teams that come in and help assist the front lines where the battle is thickest.

Rolled 1, 5, 6 = 12 (3d6)

>>36003299
rolling

>>36003413
Oh thank god

>>36003413
You arrive at the house, and coming up from the other side of the street is a stocky looking man and two women. The man is idly scratching his crotch and the two girl's have germ masks on.

Their eyes go wide as they see the truck, and the door slides open with you fully suited up, standing there.

> Fire a warning blast and shout at them to take off.
> Crack off a boson dart at them. Go for the kill.
> Blast them and then have Akira ram them with YOMI-1.
> Generic hurt them/scare them slime spray tactic.
> Other

>>36003595
>> Other
Ectogoggles on. Take a look at them.

Tell them on our siren to leave the premises immediately.

>>36003595
I figure, one probable tanuki and and maybe two unknowns, possibly vampires.

Warning shots might be the most effective way to go.

> Fire a warning blast and shout at them to take off.

>>36003665
>siren
*loudspeakers

Also someone should man the Proton-cannon

>>36003595
> Generic hurt them/scare them slime spray tactic.
With a boson dart for good measure to cause an explosion, get the police mobilized, and therefore mess up the strike team's objective.

>>36003665
>>36003691
How can we be sure they're not just human bystanders?

>>36003595
More Kuchisake-onna?
I'm for scanning them like
>>36003665
Then firing a warning shot if they are hostiles.

>>36003595
> Other
Ecto goggles to check, and if they're youkai, slime'em.

>>36003894
Actually if they are youkai, we should use our Atomic Destabilizers on em and then bag em with the Proton Canon + Super Trap.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>36003665
You put on your goggles. Yep, a tanuki and kuchisake-onna. Mae's grunts.

You grab the speaker microphone.

"Attention supernatural entities. We are the ghostbusters, representatives of Japan, Tokyo, and it's assorted wards." You say. "We are under the assumption that you are here on hostile purposes. If you are, we request that you please vacate the area immediately. If you are here on a non-violent purpose, we would be more than happy to escort you to your destination, and assist you to avoid danger in this time of conflict. Please know that any hostile reaction will be met with a forceful response. Thank you."

There's a pause as the three yokai look at each other.

"Why do we always have to say stuff like that?" Akira asks.

"It's...important." Star says. "Handbook says that it is."

>>36004050
The monsters look at each other. Then the girls rip off their sick masks, revealing their wide, shark-like mouths, and charge.

The tanuki drops his glamor, grabs his balls and starts to chant.

Lights go on at all of the houses and apartment buildings that are around you.

You, of course, are fully charged and ready.
Star is jumping out of YOMI-1.
Akira charges up YOMI-1's cannon.

> Blast/slime/stasis/meson/Bosun dart the charging girls
> Attack the tanuki
> Other

>>36004144
Attack the tanuki. Always shoot the caster.

>>36004144
>>36004174
Sound strategy. Can't use MP if you're dead.

>>36004144
Hey Ghostmaster, a long time ago you said that, thanks to the funds we aquired from the Ikki mission, we can have almost any equipment available to the Ghostbusters at our disposal yes?

Presumably we also have space on the Yomi-1 for anything we need.

http://ghostbusters.wikia.com/wiki/P.K.E._Disruptor

Charge up a PKE disruption field generator. We'll weaken the chanter's ability to use magic.

>>36004233
This. Let's give him a headache

>>36004284
>>36004219
>>36004174

Proton, boson dart, stasis, or Meson?

> pick one and roll 1d20

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>36004322
We can't use the disruptor?

Stasis. Hopefully he can't chant if his face is frozen.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>36004322
roll

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>36004322
Stasis

But seriously, we don't have the Disruptor? What about the CPS?

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>36004322
Yeah stasis seems good.

Though I keep forgetting what Boson and Meson do.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>36004322
Stasis

>>36004453
Captcha can eat one.

>>36004322
Proton Dart. Even if we miss, it should at least pressure him and disrupt his casting.

>>36004434
>But seriously, we don't have the Disruptor? What about the CPS?
Yeah, Central carried it around with them all the time in the vidya.

I wish we had gone to a JSDF base so that we could have slimed a tank, and turned this into a Ghostbusters-Tank Police cameo.

Rolled 9, 10 = 19 (2d20)

>>36004619
>>But seriously, we don't have the Disruptor? What about the CPS?

It takes a turn for them to charge up.

>>36004434
You crack off a stasis beam but it goes nowhere.

The girls are now in close combat range, their hands now showing their tacky, pink nail polished, claws.

The tanuki is finishing his chant and you see shimmering lights around him.

Star spews a cone of slime at the girls.

"FIRING DISRUPTOR!" Akira says as he presses a large blue button on YOMI-1's dash.

>>36004928
The girls backflip out of range of the slime.

The disruptor wave causes the flickering lights to flicker some more...but then they go back to normal.

Your turn.

> Pick a mode and roll 1d20

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>36004944
>Boson Dart

At the Tanuki

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>36004944
Shinai!

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>36004944
Stasis

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>36004944
Try stasis again!

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>36004944
Let's try Boson

>>36004990
Sorry. Didn't see the pick a mode. I just assumed we were still trying for stasis on the tanuki.

Stasis is a good choice for the caster, since it effectively disrupts PKE by ripping it away from atoms, which may be compounded since this guy is a solid being.

Once we get him frozen and trapped, use the Atomic Destabilizer on him and then reel him into the trap with the canon.

Rolled 18, 9 = 27 (2d20)

>>36004990
Your stasis stream slams into the Tanuki and crystals start to form along his fur.

Star lets loose another hose of slime at the girls.

Akira fires the Boson Cannon at the girls.

>>36005261
Akira's blast causes them to duck out of the way, into Star's slime. The girls shriek and drop to the ground, writhing in pain.

"Oh shit!" The tanuki says. He drops to his knees. "We surrender, we surrender!" He stops his chanting, the flickering lights go away, and he just allows the stasis crystals to form and pin him to the ground.

The girls just curl up into a fetal position. Little sounds of pain and capitulation coming from their wide mouths.

Star looks at you. "One hit?" She asks.

"It's a trick." Akira says. "Blast them again."

> It's a trick. Nail them again.
> Tell them to get lost.
> Try and restrain them with slime tethers.
> Other

>>36005322
> Other
Make them swear thrice and bind them

>>36005322
Ghostbuster precedence for surrender is a prompt and painless busting.

Freeze them with stasis streams, hit them with the Atomic Destabilizer, and then bag them.

>>36005340
This, and also prepare to blast them.

> Other

Offer them sanctuary if they accept to sweeten the deal. T. Rae's plan isn't fool-proof, Ghostbusters have a reputation, and we have Vamps with us already so they know we aren't prejudiced. If they're scared of her, we can stand between them.

We don't lose. Sometimes, we don't win because everything is blown the fuck up, but we don't lose.

>>36005322
>It's a trick. Nail them again.
Go for trapping like >>36005361
though, not maximum pain infliction.

>>36005322
>It's a trick. Nail them again.

We ain't got time for this. There are probably more on the way now if not later for stalling. Bust 'em!

>>36005322
>Other
Hit the girls with Stasis streams while Akira fires up the Destabilizer.
Once the three have been destabilized, trap them for later turnover to the P-COC.

They're probably legally protected by the P-COC; Peck may be mad as hell that he got tricked again, and that the P-COC was infiltrated, but he'd be even madder still if HIS EMPLOYEES were busted by Ghostbusters and not turned over back to him for proper disciplinary review.

>>36005481
Oh ho, Peck is max pain

>>36005340
>>36005388
I would have like to attempt a surrender, hell if even possible completely bind and deputize them to fight for us in exchange for a full pardon.

But we don't have the time for that. Looking back at it we could've built Collars of Obedience that in addition to an orally boud contract would've made the use of deputized ghosts to fight along side us feasible. But it's too late for that.

We need to bag them and keep moving.

>>36005481
Legally they may no longer count as employee's or human, being confirmed as paranormal entities and therefore under our full jurisdiction. Just like the vampires.

>>36005322
From >>36005481
Can't delete yet.
Changing to "Make them swear three times that they will turn themselves over to Director Peck for disciplinary review at the end of the Bloody Nights, and that in the meantime they will not impede or disrupt the actions of human exorcists or aid or abet Mae or her subordinates."

>>36005529
>Legally they may no longer count as employee's or human, being confirmed as paranormal entities and therefore under our full jurisdiction.
Not that simple since the Japanese branch of the P-COC legally began the hiring of youkai and other supernatural entities.
Legally, they're still civil servants, and we didn't catch them in the act of committing a crime.
We only caught them before they committed a crime.
The most we could do is a misdemeanor, maybe assault and battery.

>>36005571
>Not that simple since the Japanese branch of the P-COC legally began the hiring of youkai and other supernatural entities.
They did? I thought they were posing as humans.

> and we didn't catch them in the act of committing a crime.
Sure we did.
We're the ghost-busters. If we think they're committing a crime, they are.

In addition we have recorded evidence from the Yomi-1 showing how they attackd first despite complete legal warning we gave them. It's very cut clear.

And since we're the ultimate legal authority concerning hostile ghosts, it's within our power to process and sentence them as per our authority.

>>36005623
>it's within our power to process and sentence them as per our authority.
Seriously, it does strike me as funny that the Chinese and Korean ghosts and supernaturals could point to us and with complete sincerity compare us to the Kempeitai of Imperial Japan and they'd be completely right, since we abuse the fuck out of the fact that we are the law when it comes to paranormals.
In fact, from a neutral POV, the P-COC really is necessary to keep the excesses of the Ghostbusters in check.

>>36005689
In the least they're necessary to keep our excesses concerning public property and collateral damage in check.

>>36005623
>If we think they're committing a crime, they are.
This IS Japan, the police would perfectly understand that sentiment. Especially since the things we're busting aren't upstanding Japanese humans.

>>36005689
So, just to make things clear.

> Assume trick, blast them again.
> Stasis them into submission
> Make them swear three times that they'll turn themselves over to P-COC, THEN stasis them into submission.
> Other

>>36005730
>> Stasis them into submission
Don't give the caster a chance to open his mouth.

>>36005730
>Stasis them into submission
Gotta bust them, it's the rules!

>>36005730
> Stasis them into submission

>>36005730
>Make them swear three times that they'll turn themselves over to P-COC, THEN stasis them into submission.
Make sure that it's specifically to turn themselves over to Director Peck for disciplining.

>>36005747
>>36005755
The tanuki is already frozen to the ground, and the girls are currently covered in slime that is causing them immense pain.
They're already kind of pained into submission.

>>36005730
>Assume trick, blast them again.
I'm sticking to it. It's easier to ask forgiveness than permission before they or their friends get a chance to kill you.

We could ask them what method the strike teams are using for communication.
That would be really helpful in either intercepting or jamming their method of working together.

We can't do that if they're inside a trap.

>>36005911
We could ask them that before we trap em.

I'm still leery of giving the tanuki any ability to speak however.

>>36005949
In fact for added security we can interrogate/bind them while holding them over the Super Trap with the capture stream. If they try anything, we bag em.

>>36005771
Now I know I'm not the one to originally come up with the idea of asking for surrender three times; where are the other two who supported it?

>>36006098
Yeah I'd like to do that as well.

>>36005730
> Make them swear three times that they'll turn themselves over to P-COC, THEN stasis them into submission.

>>36006098
supported

>>36005730
>> Stasis them into submission
You have to handcuff the suspect BEFORE you try to speak with them.

>>36006167
Did you vote when GM put up a new vote for clarity?

>>36005747
>>36005755
>>36005766

You and Star stasis the girls, and Akira finishes off the Tanuki. In the end there's just mounds of black stasis crystals jutting out from the road.

You hear some applause and cheering. Apparently some of the civilians watching are cheering.

"Nice to be appreciated." Akira says as he comes back and rejoins you and Star.

"We'll have to come back for these guys later." You say.

"Agreed." Star says. She checks her phone. "Getting a lot of texts. It's going rather well. The PAGANs are running into hit squads, and after one or two hits with our slime, they run off or surrender."

"It's going that well?" Akira asks, a little skeptical.

"Well...there's been some fights, some injuries, and stuff...but I think we're doing okay. Apparently the internet is raging about us kicking ass and taking names." Star smiles.

"Well that's good." You say.

> Roll 1d20

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>36006253
is it a good rage or a bad rage?

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>36006253
Nothing special, just rolling, ok.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>36006253
roll

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>36006253
>"We'll have to come back for these guys later." You say.
Wait, what? They could break out if no one is watching.

roll

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>36006253
Things are going too well.
It feels like we're falling into Mae's trap somehow.

>>36006267
>>36006274
>>36006284
Hmm, 3 multiples of 3. I'm feeling good about this

>>36006285
It does seem a bit weird and out of line of what ghostbusters usually do. But if Ghostmaster says it's what we're supposed to do it is.

>>36005824
Or faking.

Always double-tap. Worst thing is that they'll think we're assholes, and if they're working for T. Rae, than that's nothing new to them.

Remember how well helping the Kitsune worked out? Goddamn Oni.

>>36006274
You think you hear something...eh, it's Tokyo. Hundreds of things it could be.

"Okay, next site!" You say. "How are we doing for time?"

"Pretty good." Akira says as you all pile into the car. "Now we just have to hope that the others are holding up their end of things."

"I'm sure they'll be fine." Star says. "Who are we seeing next Daisuke?"

"It looks like we're going to be heading to akihabara. The gundam cafe!" You say with a smile.

"Really? Why is that a high priority target?" Akira asked as he pulled off the side streets and back onto the main roads.

"Lots of people, it's a known location, and it could sh-"

That's when the car hit you.

> Roll 3d6 to see how bad it is.

Rolled 3, 4, 3 = 10 (3d6)

>>36006598
Well shit, 9 out of 20 on a listen check is just not good enough.

Rolled 3, 2, 2 = 7 (3d6)

>>36006598
Well, that's bad.

Rolled 1, 5, 1 = 7 (3d6)

>>36006598
Tres Marias
Tres Marias
Tres Marias

Rolled 6, 4, 2 = 12 (3d6)

>>36006598
inb4 4

>>36006623
2 life crits
1 ghost crit
whatever does it mean?

>>36006623
>>36006626
>>36006631
...Welp. Someone's fucked.

>>36006650
Maybe Yurei helped intervene.

>>36006598
Shit, she got her competent pants on!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xeLqsvFO31o

>>36006650
Since there were three people in the car, I think two out of three are fine, while one was seriously injured.

>>36006623
Well, the good news is that everyone's fine. Also, YOMI-1 is still drivable.

The bad news is that you no longer have a side door.

The impact caused the door to pop open, and it slid free really quickly.

Couple that with the fact that you were spinning in a circle as Akira desperately tried to keep YOMI-1 on the road, it just broke free, and now there's no door.

So you can see that the car that hit you, also doesn't have much damage. Just a busted headlight. It's a beautiful cherry red, Nissan Skyline.

There's a familiar looking blonde behind the wheel. She has a hook hand on the driver's wheel, and her other hand is hanging out the window and...

"That's...that can't be a..." Star stammers.

"Is that a rocket launcher?!" You ask.

"The correct terminology is rocket propelled grenade." Akira says and then he punches YOMI-1 into gear.

Thankfully the fact that Issa was only using one hand, despite her augmented strength, added to Akira moving out of the way, caused the shot to miss and detonate a trash dumpster.

"And she's chasing us!" You say as you look out your newly expanded 'window.'

"I guessed!" Akira says.

"And I think she's trying to reload!" You say.

"I GUESSED!" Akira says.

> Hang outside of YOMI and blast her with your pack. This is obviously very very dangerous for many many reasons.
> Try to have Akira use his mad driving skills to run Issa off the road.This is risky, as it means that you'll be going through common streets that are filled with people, and Issa doesn't look like she cares about traffic laws, not to mention she's firing and RPG wildly.
> Try to lose her on the residential streets. A bit harder, but the bystander threat might be less.
> Other

>>36006941
Environmental advantage? Can we shoot something like a streetlight or a bridge as we pass it so that it falls down behind us?

>>36006941
>Hang outside of YOMI and blast her with your pack. This is obviously very very dangerous for many many reasons.
It's just crazy enough to work!

>>36006941
> Other
Why don't we stay INSIDE the Yomi-1 and have someone man the canon for capture stream and use it on the other car?

With that type of firepower we could overturn it like a freaking feather.

>>36006941
Hang out the window and shoot back while yelling "See if I ever save your life again, you ungrateful bitch!"

What if we reversed into her before she reloads and used her resultant disorientation as an opening to attack?

>>36006982
We can even pick up streetlights (post and all) or dumpsters and toss them at her car.

I dare say unless the car is enchanted (which it likely is) we could've just melted away one of the tires and watch her go spinning.

Also why do we have to hang outside the car too shoot anything?

>>36006941
>It's a beautiful cherry red, Nissan Skyline.
Well, I can't fault Stumpy for her taste in cars. Gotta wonder, does the red make it three times faster?
http://youtu.be/1GsQSJzmd1A

>Hang outside of YOMI and blast her with your pack. This is obviously very very dangerous for many many reasons.

Slime tether yourself in and pop open the back of the van.

>>36006941
>Other
>>36007030
I like this idea, let's do it!

>>36007030
That sounds like a good idea, is there a reason why it wouldn't work?

>>36006941
>Other
Why not have Akira continue driving while we operate the Positron Cannon on top of the van?

Or even better, instead of hanging out the side, open the rear doors since this is a VAN.

>>36007030
Heck, don't just turn it over.

Pick it up and slam it into the ground multiple times. I'd like to see someone stay conscious through that.

>>36007092
You're not thinking pragmatic/abuse of authority enough.
We should capture her, force her to develop empathy and emotions, then get bound by Inari to do penance by serving Daisuke personally for the rest of her life.

>>36007120
"Can we use the cannon?" You ask.

"Maybe." Akira says. "But Star has to operate the controls, and you have to give commands!"

"So, we'd be firing nearly blind?!" Star says.

"I'll take it!" You say. "Star get ready!"

You stick your head out and look at Stumpy's position. "Okay, she's a little to our left."

"My left or your left?" Star says. "And which button turns the thing left? Is it the radio tuner or the temperature regulator?"

"I think it's the side window adjusters, LEFT TURN. HANG ON!"

You all brace yourselves and Akira swerves the car.

"Okay...so...your left, my right? Right?"

"Correct!" You say, not wanting to do a comedy routine.

"Okay...I have no idea if this is going to work!" Star says.

"And how is this different from ANY THING ELSE that we've done? EVER?!" Akira shouts.

"True." Star says.

"FIRE!" You yell.

Star presses the button on the seat warmer.

> Roll 1d20

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>36007305
ATARE!

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>36007305
Come get some

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>36007305
pleeze`

>>36007305
Here goes everything.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>36007305

>>36007330
The blast smashes into Stumpy's car, and now she has a convertible.

Also, it looks like half of her hair is on fire.

It also slowed her down, so Akira has a chance to get away.

You're getting a phone call.

"Hey!" It's Sato. "So...are you guys those explosions?"

"Maybe." You say. "How're things on your end?"

"Easy as pie." Sato says. "Everyone's gossiping at how the Ghostbusters just came in and saved the day, like the smooth professionals that we are. Also, Rei says that she might want to go see a movie with me, later!"

"That's great...just great." You sigh. "Where are you, so we can pick you up?"

He gives the address. You aren't far.

Unfortunately, it seems that Stumpy has caught up to you, and she's reloaded her RPG.

"Gotta run, we'll pick you up in five!" You say before hanging up. "AKIRA! SWERVE NOW!"

> Roll 1d20

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>36007466
"Not the Proton stream, the Capture function!"

Roll

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>36007466
Running in the 90s?

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>36007466
Now I'm wondering if Kitsune will be affected like those foxes from that Russian experiment.
And I wonder if the Soviet Union did the same kind of experiment on their own youkai population.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>36007466
Mother of pearl!

>>36007529
Youkai are oriental mythos though. Does Russia have a Youkai equivalent?

>>36007556
Ask Baba Yaga and Chernobog that.

>>36007556
Every place has it's own stuff.

>>36007611
Or Vigo. He tried to invade Russia once along with a grim reaper, until the undying soldier captured him in his magic sack.

>>36007634
Presumably on the prevailing mental gestalt of the collective of cultural mythos and religion(s)

>>36007556
Eastern Russia, north of Mongolia and China comes to mind.
There's also any youkai who had traveled with Japanese immigrants/Imperial Army into Manchuria who were left behind during the Imperial Japanese pullout and were captured by Communist forces (either Soviets or Chinese).

Also the Soviets could have taken some from China and Korea (North) during their support of either nation.

>>36007674
*based on

In addition to the various interdimensional interlopers we get all the time.

>>36007682
I imagine any who weren't captured by the soviets or returned to Japan have probably assimilated themselves into the local pop by now.

Although, I bet every government or super power probably has conducted various occult experiments by now. The Americans, the Russians, even Japan has already opened itself up to the PCOC.

>>36007523
Akira swerves hard, and the shot hits the road just next to YOMI-1. You can see the shrapnel imbed itself into the car.

"Can we get the capture stream function on this thing working?" You ask.

"Not without stopping the car." Akira says.

"What? Why?" You ask.

"It has to do with the draw from the battery....I don't know. Sato built it!" Akira says. "If you can hook your pack up to the cannon, then yeah. It'll work."

"All the wiring's on the roof!" You say.

"Hence you see the difficulty." Akira says. "TURNING!"

You all hang on, and you try to keep anything important from spilling out of the van.

"Akira, I think we lost one of your spare cowboy hats."

"FUCK!"

"I think I'm going to be sick." Star says.

> Try another cannon shot.
> Try to climb out and hook your proton pack up to the mess of tech on the roof.
> Lose her.
> Cause her to crash
> Shoot her yourself
> Other

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>36007466
Bitch can't drive 55.

>>36007754
>> Cause her to crash
Get rid of their mobility

>>36007754
>Shoot her yourself
By opening one of the rear doors, not by hanging out the side.

>>36007754
> Cause her to crash
Take out her tyres or take out the road in front of her.

>>36007754
>Cause her to crash

see >>36006982
and >>36007114

>>36007754
Shoot the rocket launcher out of her hand. Whether or not this takes her hand too is no longer a concern.

>>36007828
Better still aim for her driver

>>36007754
>> Cause her to crash
>> Shoot her yourself
Take the tires out with the slime tethers or a boson dart. Have Akira make her ass swerve a hard turn, and surprise, she's now flipping, or at least fishtail into something.

>>36007754
>>36007115
>Slime tether yourself in and pop open the back of the van.
Aim at the emblem on the hood and take out her radiator. If you just take out her tires, she can still run on rims.

>>36007847
"She isn't going to stop." You say. "We have to run her off the road."

"I can do that." Akira says.

"Do you want me to try and shoot out her tires?" You ask.

"No." Akira says. "But do shoot at her. Like constantly, keep her focused on you, and keep her from firing that RPG of hers!"

"Got it!" You shout, and you put your pack on. Make your way to the back and kick open the back doors.

"Let me know when you need to turn!" You shout. "I don't want to fall out."

The most stability that you have is a rope that's tied to one of the seats. You're holding it with the hand that's not holding the nutreno wand.

"Okay!" Start shooting now! Just keep her not looking at what I'm about to do!" Akira yells.

You open fire.

> Roll 1d20

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>36008034
Firing!

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>36008034
Firing at Will!

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>36008034

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>36008034
With the car moving this way and that we'll have a hard time keeping a beat on it.


Be sure to hit it with the Meson tag and fire away meson pulses, that way even if you miss the meson pulses will home in on the vehicle.

>>36008060
You fire a Meson Tag and hit the grill of the car. Then unleash with the overload pulses. Every one of them impacts with a burst of light and sparks.

You hear Stumpy scream in rage and she tries to swerve one way and the other, but you've got the tag, so you keep obscuring your vision.

You idly notice that Akira has been speeding up, faster and faster. Making sure that Stumpy has been keeping up.

You can see that Stumpy has reloaded her RPG launcher and is trying to get a clear shot.

"NOW!" Akira yells, and pulls he handbrake on YOMI-1 as he does a 90 degree turn. (Nearly)

> Roll 1d6

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>36008403

Good luck~

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>36008403
Too many dice! Too many dice!
Oooooooooh!

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>36008403
Now this is a story all about how
My car got flipped, turned upside-down

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>36008403

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>>36008454

>>36008454
FUCK! You've lost grip on your rope!

"DAISUKE!" Star shouts and fires a slime tether.

At the same time as you're sliding out of the car, you can feel YOMI-1 tilt. Slightly. But enough.

At the same time, your turn has revealed that Akira was driving straight towards a very solid looking brick wall.

Stumpy didn't even have time to realize is, as he car SMASHES into it head on. The front half of the car crumples and you see a figure fly out from the front seat, and WHUMP against the wall.

THEN the RPG ammo explodes.

You're trying not to die, or be in a car that won't tip over.

> Roll 2d6

Rolled 4, 1 = 5 (2d6)

>>36008566
Clever, yes. Cocky, no.

Rolled 2, 5 = 7 (2d6)

>>36008566
SHIT! Come on! Come on!

Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d6)

>>36008566

>>36008566
Well, I'm glad Star liked my idea. If it weren't for the Goonies thing…

Rolled 6, 6 = 12 (2d6)

>>36008566
This is what happens when you try to be clever and incur the wrath of the dice.

>>36008770
Apparently, the dice have a sense of FUCK YOU tonight.

>>36008621
Star's tether snags you, and you grab it and pull yourself back into the van and you LEAN as hard as you can, and YOMI-1 rights itself with a THUMP.

You lie on the floor of the van, and give Star a thumbs up.

"Holy..." Star says. "That was...that was way WAY too close."

You slowly roll over and look at the mess that was Stumpy's car...and probably Stumpy.

"Do you think she survived?" You ask the others.

"Do we care?" Akira says with a snort.

"We should get Sato and Rei." Star says.

Your phone rings. You pick it up, it's Kali.

"What's up?" You ask.

"Well, the good news is that Gramps and I just finished burning the registry contracts." Kali says.

"Great. That's really...great." You say.

"You sound dazed." Kali says.

"Nearly died...in two ways at once." You say.

"Oh, nice." Kali says. "Anyway, the bad news...I think we're being played."

END SCENE 1

>>36008826
>"Anyway, the bad news...I think we're being played."
Obviously.

>>36008847
Yep.

>>36008826
Okay. I don't think there's enough time for me to do the next act, and have this end before 2am my time. So, we'll call it a night, here.

NEXT EPISODE

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 13TH, 3-5PM PST

>>36008940
>Thursday the 13th
Oh my

>>36008826
>"Do you think she survived?" You ask the others.

Do we even have to ask?
http://youtu.be/dhRUe-gz690?t=3m43s

I'm still confused as to why we left those Youkai frozen there instead of bagging them.