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So, let's see... news.

So my bad knee is fucking up pretty badly in this weather, so Fulda gap, which was this weekend, may be out of the question. I've got it wrapped and I'm using a cane, but odds are, I won't be able to go. But, that's good news for you guys, since it means I'll have that whole weekend free to work on a thread. Silver linings and such, I guess, hahaha. Keep an eye on the twitter about that one if you're interested, I'll try and keep it up to date.

Archive here:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Strike%20witches%201989

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“So, if I may ask, sir, how did you end up here?” Wendy says, breaking the silence between the four of you. Merlin's dozing next to you, wrapped up in a poncho liner- no doubt one of yours- and Katya's reading a time magazine. You've been trying to stargaze, which has been startling easy, with the base mostly blacked out for fear of raiders.

“Well, it's long and involved.” You say, leaning back in your chair.

“We have plenty of time.” Katya points out without looking up.

You chuckle, having figured she'd say something along those lines.

“Well,” You start, tilting your head up. “My grandpop was a fighter pilot during the war. Flew corsairs for the marines, off all those little island bases they inherited from or shared with the IJN. I grew up listening to his stories, that's kinda what made me decide to shoot for fighters.”

Wendy nods, and Katya puts down her magazine, turning to look at you.

“See, I'm second of four, but Rex and I were twins. He's six seconds older.” You grin. “Bastard lords it over me every chance he can get, too.”

Katya smiles at that, and you think you hear Wendy giggle a bit.

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“Well, he and the folks disagreed when it came time for us to go to college. He wanted to enlist first, they wanted him to go to school. He'd gotten accepted to Annapolis and the Citadel, and the folks wanted him to pick one.” You frown, remembering that particular fight. “He ducked out, signed his papers, and was in the airforce inside a week. Parents almost disowned him, things have always been kinda strained between them since then.”

“Why would he do that?” Katya asks.

You shrug. “No idea. Me and Jess think he was chasing a girl, Jake thinks he just wanted to get into the world. Rex never told us.”

“And that affected you?” Wendy prods. You shake your head at the question.

“Not really. I'd already made up my mind- Mom flew off the Oriskany during southeast Asia, and even if dad would have preferred I join the corps, that wasn't going to happen. They may fly multirole birds, but their job is to support the grunts, not tangle with other fighters. Plus, Marine pilots don't travel as much, and I wanted to see the world. Dad whined a bit about that, but there really wasn't a problem for me like there was with Rex.”

When neither of them say anything, you continue. “Four years at Annapolis, then off to flight school. I did well enough there to get fighters, and did well enough in advanced flight to get tomcats.” You smile. “Apparently, I also did well enough to rate getting assigned to VF three right out of carrier training and here we are.” You finish.

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“That seems... rather simple.” Wendy says, after a second. You shrug again.

“It probably was. It helped, I'm sure, that mom was a former navy witch and dad was a medal of honor recipient.” You laugh. “Shit, that probably helped a lot. It helped growing up. You know, break a bone, don't have to worry about a hospital trip, that sort of thing.” You give a lopsided grin. “Kinda screws with your sense of self-preservation when mommy really can make it all better.”

Kayta snorts. “It would go a great length in explaining many things, yes.” She says, and Wendy laughs.

[] So what about you, Wendy?
[] How about you, Katya?
[] Hey Merlin, what about you?
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>>35962759
>He's six seconds older.” You grin. “Bastard lords it over me every chance he can get, too.”
Twin here, can confirm this is how it works. It counts.
>[] How about you, Katya?
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>>35962859
>[] So what about you, Wendy?
Hey she asked first.
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>>35962859
>[] So what about you, Wendy?
Seems everyone still on other thread.
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>>35962859
>[] How about you, Katya?
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>>35962859
>[] How about you, Katya?
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>>35962859
>[X] How about you, Katya?
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>>35962859
>[x] So what about you, Wendy?
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>>35962859
>[] How about you, Katya?

I seem to remember capturing her cousin back in Alaska.
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>>35962859
>[] So what about you, Wendy?
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>>35962859
>[x] So what about you, Wendy?
[URGE TO KNOW MORE INTENSIFIES]
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>>35962859
>[] So what about you, Wendy?
Then ask katya
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>>35962859
>[] How about you, Katya?
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>>35962859
>[] Hey Merlin, what about you?
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>>35962859
>[] How about you, Katya?

>Me and Jess think he was chasing a girl
Ghost and Euclid are going to be so jelly when they hear this. Or romantic, either one.
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>>35962859
>[x] How about you, Katya?
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>>35962859
>[] So what about you, Wendy?
>[] How about you, Katya?


I'm sure Merlin told us her story.
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>>35962759
>[X] How about you, Katya?

I think Katya has the least background of all witches right now.
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>>35963004

Yup Sarah, who she had some serious inferiority issues about.
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>>35962859
>[x] How about you, Katya?
Though I am a bit curious about Merlin's full story. Best night of the week!
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>>35962981
of course, this imply he got dumped since now he ended with Ghost.

And dunno, parents?
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>>35962859
>[x] Hey Merlin, what about you?
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>>35963033
Fuckin' daww. Jess dad a best dad.
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>>35962859
>[] How about you, Katya?
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>>35963019
I wonder how that can be resolved?

Dickings?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7PvEQVhP_0

I've been listening to some broadway musical plays lately and I found this particular one.

Every time I listen to this I can't help but think of this as Katya's Theme considering her...personality Or rather kinks
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>>35963106
The Producers is hilarious.
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>>35963116
Who would have Springtime for Hitler as their theme?

Longstreet?
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>>35963137
Mecha-Stalin
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>>35963100
Who gets dicked, though? Sarah or Merlin?
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>>35963116
It is I was considering Young spawn to sing "Have you heard of the German band" in my head but it doesn't quite fit in.

Also this got me thinking that the whole Tanana incident might end up as a movie or broadway stage.

Starting with the rouge dashing fighter pilot getting his new inexperience RIO, a worn out commander that hated said pilot but warmed up to him perhaps more, and the mysterious soviet defector.
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>>35963164
Sarah
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>>35963106
>Katya's theme
I approve.
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>>35963137
I was thinking this for her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRCly_SN1As
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>>35963184
It would definitely star someone like Tom Cruise.

I wonder if Top Gun exists in this universe?
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>>35962859
>[x] So what about you, Wendy?
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>>35963211
boss fight when?
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>>35963222
Top Gun came out in 86. So yes, it did.
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>>35963222
If it were about F-14 witches, they wouldn't even need to add homoerotic subtext. It would be regular text.
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>>35963257
so what based on a true story
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>>35963257
Well the bombing of hiroshima happened in 45 but that didn't happen in the universe. Just because the date has passed doesn't mean anything.
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>>35963164
Merlin is doing the dicking.
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>>35963309
MERLIN IS NOT FOR LEWDS
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>>35963222
Movie version definitely.

Stageplay will have musical notes, I imagine something peppy with Merlin and Frank. About working together.

Something with Ice about her guilt oh what she could have done during the battle of Tanana.

Also a song with Bitchtits telling Frank that he will be reassigned.

There may be revisions though but I can vaguely think of a few.
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>>35963291
Most pop culture things seem to have happened. So in all likelihood it does mean that it came out, albeit probably about witches.
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>>35962859
>[] How about you, Katya?
We haven't really been able to ask her, beyond Afghanistan was a bad time
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>>35963342

Danger zone- Time spent at school being a hot shot

Keep alive- The big fight. One tomcat versus too many.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muaIrJtifDw

Into the Dusk- Tomcat down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuaQflZr3Fo

I can imagine Into the Duck playing as the camera sticks to Merlin as she ejects, and the jet peels away in slow motion before it shifts to Frank within the cockpit as the plane burns around him and the ground rushes up to meet him.
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>>35963309
NO MERLIN INCEST LEWDS
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>>35963487
Frank going down over Tanana while the rest of the force retreats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V88d6YGWbbk
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If they do a stageplay of the Battle of Tanana. I wonder how Frank and the others will think of it.

Though I imagine several revisions will cut goose entirely, scene with Ice and Slider during ice quest will be in her office. Also a lot of sexual tension between her Frank and Katya. Maybe kiss at the end of the finale considering the rumors and the captions ship Ice and Frank (also Katya due to France maybe).
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>>35963516
Oh wow that fits even better than Into the Dusk.
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>>35963537
Frank hears word of the incoming Flanker swarm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnY7oO_5Ozc
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>>35963519
>no mention of Mav

It's like you don't want best girl to win.
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>>35963735
Maverick's busy being pinned down by Youngspawn and having all sorts of toe-curling things done to her.
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>>35963735
Oh no Mav will be there I imagine her singing a song about the curves and witches and how Frank is dumb.

Song will have innuendos but Goose will be referred as a rookie witch pilot #1 in the cast sheet and will only be mention by name and not shown.
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>>35963797
It's a shame we threw Mav away. We should try to get her back from the Youngspawn.

Or just get her and the Youngspawn.
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>>35963840
no
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>>35963851
yes
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>>35963840
What type of kids will Frank and Youngspawn even create?

A newtype?
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>>35963916
Well, Nixon wants to find out.
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>>35963916
Youngspawn prefers the company of women, sooo
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>>35963735
I miss Mav
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>>35963941
so we need to genderbend fronk
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>>35963941
I think she goes both ways? But likes mav.

Also Russiam Pilot Mook theme during Berlin/Tanana.

Replace every key word or so with Shot Down or some variation of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS3mSJ_3GTM
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>>35963033
Bueno. Now you know what to go with.
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I'd rather keep Mav out from 'Harem'. We need someone who can say 'you fool' to us and help us when we doing something insensitive to our romance interests.
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>>35964046
Merlin?
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>>35964068
Merlin is not part of any harem. She is Kenji's and Kenji's alone.
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>>35964046
I'm okay with that if we get Psychomoto spawn in return.
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>>35964090
No, as the outside observer.
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>>35964090
what if psychomoto wants to have a go? see if she's suited for Kenji?
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>>35963519
>stageplay of the Battle of Tanana
>stageplay of modern aerial combat

people do this?
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>>35964133
wouldn't she be related to Kenji?
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>>35964134
>not using radio controlled models to simulate the fighters and tanks
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>>35964162
And?
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>>35964134
I think they do that but they model ifocus the scene of the cockpit or on radio transmission.
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>>35964163
>RC
>not a greek chorus narrating the battle
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>>35964162
Yes, and?
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>>35964134
People in this universe would because witches. Witches are basically movies stars except better in every single way because their existence literally helped save the world against alien invasions and they're attractive women with super powers.
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>>35964162
I think Anon meant to see if Merlin is suited for Kenji. Trial by combat to enter the Sakamoto family or something.
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[x] How about you, Katya?

“So what about you, Katya?” You ask. “You've never really told us much about yourself.”

She shrugs. “You had not asked.”

“Well, we are now.” You say, leaning back in your chair again with a grin.

“There is not much to tell. My mother was already in the air forces when I was born, my father was never a figure in my life. She never spoke much of him, and indicated I was the result of a single drunken night.” She grins. “She always made it clear that she did not regret it. It was difficult, however, as she was assigned to many posts while I was young, I never had a chance to make many friends my own age.”

She pauses, then looks at you with a smile. “I grew up surrounded by pilots and witches, the hangars were my playground. Mother always said it was in our family, expected of us. Grandmother was quieter about it, she told me once she only went to war because it was the only way her father would really be safe.”

She shrugs again. “It was no surprise the Moscow academy 'requested' a 'witch of my upbringing' to attend. It was covered up when mother refused them, and instead sent me to Leningrad. She did not trust the academy, there were too many... unsavory rumors.” She looks back at you and Wendy. “I imagine now that after we have met some of it's pupils, the rumors are true.”

“Leningrad academy was not bad, I had a chance to make some friends.” She looks up at the sky. “We were the youngest class tapped for Afghanistan. After that... conflict, I am not sure making friends was the correct choice.” She shakes her head, looking back down at you. “I was transferred home with the last to go. When I arrived, I found orders transferring me to Vladivostok."

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>>35964207
HOLD THE FUCK UP WHOS TO SAY KENJI ISNT SUITED FOR MERLIN
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>>35964207
>trial by combat
>Psychomoto brings a sword
>Merlin brings Frank
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>>35964168
>>35964203
Never change, guys. I'm not opposed, just was curious if anon realized that
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She shakes her head. “I was surprised. Vladivostok is an important post, but one usually used for politically troublesome witches. I had made it a point to not cause trouble, I did not want to be causing trouble for mother, yes?”

She sighs. “I found out later. The commander of one of the air defense squadrons there had, as you say, taken a fancy to me, in Afghanistan, and had told his father, who was well placed in the party. To that point, I had been... unapproachable. My family is considered a great pillar of strength, yes? Plus, I am a witch, and no man wants to risk angering a witch.”

“He was not brave or skilled, as you are, Frank.” She said. “He was a coward, and only achieved his rank through his father. No doubt he himself intended to enter politics as soon as he could. He made several attempts at advances. I always turned him down, I did not like him. Finally, he decided to push the issue.” She grins- it's not exactly pleasant.

“He regretted it. I do not believe he was hospitalized too long, but it certainly wasn't long enough.” She says. “Things became... exceedingly difficult after that. I became a pariah to the pilots, and there were no other witches. I spent time in the city, until I was eventually confined to base. That was when I made the decision to leave.”

She looks at you. “He would have attempted again, I am sure of it. The orders were from much higher up than they should have been, he called in a favor from his father, I am thinking. It is harder to avoid someone when you are limited to just a small base.”

[] Sounds like a real piece of work. Think he's still alive?
[] Well, he isn't an issue now, right?
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>>35964241
Never underestimate /tg/'s capacity to be depraved.
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>>35964260
>[] Well, he isn't an issue now, right?
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>>35964260
>[] Sounds like a real piece of work. Think he's still alive?

Let's get the fucker.
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>>35964260
>[] Well, he isn't an issue now, right?
Don't press the issue
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>>35964230
Dem feels

She needs a good hug

>>35964260
>[] Sounds like a real piece of work. Think he's still alive?
>[] HUGS
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>>35964260
>[x] Well, he isn't an issue now, right?
Wasn't he one of the ones in the MiG-31's That we shot down?
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>>35964260
[X] Well, he isn't an issue now, right?
We will protect her now.
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>>35964260
>[] Well, he isn't an issue now, right?
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>>35964260
>[] Sounds like a real piece of work. Think he's still alive?

My only regret is that we didn't end the fucker ourselves.
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>>35964260
>[] Sounds like a real piece of work. Think he's still alive?
i wanna kill him
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>>35964260
>[] Well, he isn't an issue now, right?
give her a hug or a shoulder pat
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>>35964260
>[] Sounds like a real piece of work. Think he's still alive?
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>>35964260
>[] Sounds like a real piece of work. Think he's still alive?


Sorry I'm late... what the hell's happening?
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>>35964260
>[X] Well, he isn't an issue now, right?
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>>35964260
>[] Sounds like a real piece of work. Think he's still alive?
And seriously,I can't imagine Merlin snarking about Fronk's love live. Canonically at least.
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>>35964260
>[] Sounds like a real piece of work. Think he's still alive?

Buddy, buddy, rape is not cool.
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>>35964260
>[x] Sounds like a real piece of work. Think he's still alive?
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>>35964260
>[x] Well, he isn't an issue now, right?
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>>35964260
[x] Sounds like a real piece of work. Think he's still alive?
I hope so. That way we can kill him slowly.
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>>35964260
>[] Sounds like a real piece of work. Think he's still alive?

If we ever meet him, I vote that we feed him to Katya's machine gun.
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>>35964260
[] Well, he isn't an issue now, right?
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>>35964260
>[x] Sounds like a real piece of work. Think he's still alive?
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>>35964260
>[] Well, he isn't an issue now, right?

I wonder what Katya's mother thinks of Frank.

I think she may have suggested the same trick she had used to give birth to her during the time in Barin.
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>>35964373
Just cut off his 'trouser titan'.
Its better than just kill the guy.
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>>35964351
Your comment added with your vote makes me laugh more than I should have.
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>>35964260
>[] Sounds like a real piece of work. Think he's still alive?

Guys, come off the "WE MUST HUG HER." She's a soldier and warrior in her own right- she doesn't need hugs or anything. Instead of hugging her to comfort her, we need to deliver his head to Katya on a silver platter. You guys aren't thinking about this right.
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>>35964301
this, apply hugs to affected area
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>>35964490
which head?
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>>35964487
Damnit, we need that now over in Merc's quest.
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>>35964503

All of them.
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>>35964490
We hug witches. It's what we do.
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>>35964260
>[x] Sounds like a real piece of work. Think he's still alive?

That's what you get when some spoiled shit is getting favors.
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Guys, what are the chances that this bastard of a coward has a hand in sending the witch squadron from last time?
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>>35964591
I wonder if hes related to a GRU officer we know....
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>>35964591
the other pilot did use the witches to cover his escape
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>>35964260
>[] Sounds like a real piece of work. Think he's still alive?
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>>35964638
Ah shite. Please no.

>>35964639
Heh, I don't think he's ballsy enough to fly a bird.
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>>35964591
Unlikely, also I could have sworn we shot him down as he was flying one of the planes chasing Katya when she defected.
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>>35964260
>[] Well, he isn't an issue now, right?
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>>35963983
But girl!fronk and youngspawn cannot make a baby.

Unless one is futa.
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>>35964664
Well, if we see him again, we pop his chute.

Agreed?
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>>35964677
Mav is futa
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>>35964677
>implying that's stopped a Young before
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>>35964664
According to Katya's description though, this bastard would rather get a political job fast than stay on the front.
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>>35964680
Those fics were shit and non-canon
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>>35964654
he's coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzSgaRSo0A8
>>35964679
NO! FUCK NO! DO YOU WANT US TO GET LYNCHED!
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>>35964688
a good base to start a political career is being a war hero
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>>35964688
Her defection happened before the war started and this bit was mentioned in thread 9

>“Then, just as I’d decided to let the ocean end it, there you are.” She's addressing Merlin, but she's looking at you. “Do not feel bad about killing them. Their squadron leader... he had trouble understanding what no meant.”

He's deader then dead.
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>>35964684
>Mav and Fronk have sex
>Mav and Youngspawn have sex
>Youngspawn and Mav have fronk's babies
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>>35964679
bad anon
just scare him a bit
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>>35964679

Fuck that, aim for the cockpit.
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>>35964719
well then problem solved let go get a beer
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>>35964695
There was more than one?
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>>35964679
young would fucking hunt us down for doing that!
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>>35964679
Agreed
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>>35964779

Rapist scum are another matter entirely.
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>>35964757
Seconded on the beer
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>>35964755
The odds are good that he was in the Flanker that tried to put rounds into our cockpit in thread 7, which we then returned the favor only we succeeded.
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>>35964779
>implying

Young was a hypocrite who didn't know how wars were fought. He killed many a Martian pilot with no issue.
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>>35964679
That's not at all knightly of you.

Better to completely humiliate him and live out his days in shame
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>>35964871
We already killed him...
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>>35964832
>He killed many a Martian pilot with no issue.

Yeah for some reason I don't think many people had issues killing the Martians.
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>>35964903
It was part of the dehumanization process I guess.
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>>35964936
Not like we've never done the same against human adversaries...
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>>35964936
>Martians
>Human
Anon, please.
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>>35964969
>>35964967
I shall withdraw my argument, then.
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>>35964725
>just mav
>not every witch in the squadron
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>>35964260
>He was one of the guys I killed picking you up right?
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>>35965018
Dude, you do realize that putting in Fronk with all the others would suck him dry, right?
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>>35965067
is that such a bad way to die tho
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>>35965067
Compared to the tomcat inside of him. I think death by witches is better.

Also what would a movie version of the Batte of Tanana look like and who will be the main heroine?
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>>35965155
Merlin duh
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>>35965155
>Movie Battle of Tanana
Oh ship, I think Michael Bay and Jerry Bruckheimer will be fighting over who gets directing rights.

If ever, they'd probably put Drew Barrymore in a role there
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>>35965172
Fuck, your right she is the main heroine.

Secondary/romantic heroine. I think its between Ice or Katya.
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>>35965209
>>35965172
I foresee the movie adaptation will have a dramatic scene or two between fronk and Ice/Katya, followed by dramatic love scene.
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>>35965155
>>35965209

It's like you're being serious.
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>>35965067
>what is a healwitch
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>>35965253
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF EXTRA MANA! BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU, GOOSE!
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>>35965189
>Drew Barrymore
Battle of Tanana will end up like Pearl Harbor.

I don't know what to think of that.

>>35965250
Kind of, I like playing with the idea and seeing how spellcaster reacts to it.
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>>35965236
>no Slider
>no Brigitte
>no Mav
>no Konstantina

You forgot most of the waifus. Shame on you.
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>>35965279
That's the idea. Think of the time period man.


Considering that, maybe they'd even throw in Keanu Reeves as a crew chief and Cameron Diaz as one of the A-10 witches.
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>>35965320
Jesus christ why
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>>35965306
Brigitte didnt make an appearance there she showed up after the kitty hawk
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>>35965279
You should be thinking of how you will end Bay's miserable life
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>>35965334
Because Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay, that's why.

>>35965306
I have no excuse. I must sudoku.
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>>35965338
>not wanting time-travelling waifu
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>>35965320
Sounds kind of bad. Granted I can imagine him doing the battle sequence but other then that I can't see him doing the regular stuff without it hamming it up
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>>35965377
As expected of 90's movies though. It's part of the charm.

Speaking of 90's charm...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1O0nqDr0hA
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[x] Sounds like a real piece of work. Think he's still alive?

You let out a low, sliding whistle- like you're passing a train wreck. “Sounds like he was a real piece of work. Think he's still alive?”

She shrugs. “I do not know. I am sure he scrambled with his squadron when it became clear I was defecting, and so I am sure he was shot down, either by you or comrade Ice. But I have learned that men like that cling to life in a way brave men like you do not.”

“Hey, ya know it's not like I'm trying to get myself killed out there.” You protest, and she laughs.

“That is not what I meant, though to us it often seems you are.” She shakes her head. “No, what I am meaning is that you will not hesitate to do what you think is correct, without regard to your own safety. For a man like that, his own survival will always take priority. It is possible he was able to bail out or even survived the crash and was rescued. I will not discount this until I have seen his body.”

“That's probably-” You're cut off by the rising wail of the siren- light snapping on as the base raises to alert. “Shit, here we go!” you exclaim, previous train of thought forgotten as you jump out of your chair and sprint for the Wyvern.

Wendy and Katya are in their strikers and powering them up by the time you've dropped into place, putting your helmet on with one hand while threading your straps through their places with the other. Doing neither well, you slow down, taking the extra half-second to do everything right- time is life, but mistakes will cost you.

Merlin runs her abbreviated pre-flight and starts up the turbines, the rising whine muted a bit by your helmet, though not enough. You hit the canopy switch and it drops into place, further cutting out the sound while your skeleton crew on the ground removes the wheel blocks and gives you a thumbs up sign.

1/2 (hopefully)
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>>35965377
Could be worse. "Coming soon to theaters everywhere, The Eagle of Berlin, directed byUwe Boll."
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“Tower, this is Ranger.” You open up the mic and say, using the briefed callsign for the night's alert flight, “Requesting launch clearance.”

“Ranger, Tower. Launch clearance granted, any runway.” Tower responds- must be a hurry for them to give it to you like that.

You're up and in the air in almost no time, calling “Ranger flight passing angels 3” only once. Once you're out of the base's airspace, you flip over to the air defense network and tie on with AWACS- callsign Sapphire.

“Sapphire, Sapphire.” You call, noting Wendy off to your right, with Katya stacked off to your left in trail. “This is ranger, flight of one plus two, requesting vector.”

“Ranger, this is Sapphire.” A female voice responds- one you've heard before. “Take heading one one five, best possible speed. Bogie group at Angels two, bearing two five five. Heavy group.”

“Ranger copies, Sapphire.” You respond, turning the fighter onto the heading and advancing your throttles forward to the best matched speed- Wendy's Tornados are going to limit you a bit, but they're fast enough.

“Frank.” Merlin says over the intercom. “Frank, that was Sarah.”

“I thought she sounded familiar.” You say.

“Sir? How are we going to do this?” wendy asks.

[] We'll go in high and hit them from above. It'll be tougher if they're right on the deck, but it gives us room to fight if it's another setup.
[] Go in right on the deck and hit them- we can terrain mask the entire way to the intercept point, make it a lot harder for them to see us coming if it's another ambush.
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>>35965445
>[] We'll go in high and hit them from above. It'll be tougher if they're right on the deck, but it gives us room to fight if it's another setup.
Bounce~
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>[] Go in right on the deck and hit them- we can terrain mask the entire way to the intercept point, make it a lot harder for them to see us coming if it's another ambush.
HAHA NOPE

I'm not taking chances with these bandits
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>>35965445
>[] We'll go in high and hit them from above. It'll be tougher if they're right on the deck, but it gives us room to fight if it's another setup.
they're gunning for frank hard at this point.
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>>35965445
>[] We'll go in high and hit them from above. It'll be tougher if they're right on the deck, but it gives us room to fight if it's another setup.
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>>35965445
>[] We'll go in high and hit them from above. It'll be tougher if they're right on the deck, but it gives us room to fight if it's another setup.
if warthunder taught me anything it's always climb at the start of a match
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>>35965445
>[] We'll go in high and hit them from above. It'll be tougher if they're right on the deck, but it gives us room to fight if it's another setup.
We can just climb faster than the space shuttle if we need elbow room in a fight.
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>>35965445
>[x] We'll go in high and hit them from above. It'll be tougher if they're right on the deck, but it gives us room to fight if it's another setup.

Room to maneuver is life especially if it's another set up, though if they're smart they'll change it up a bit.
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>>35965445

[X] Go in right on the deck and hit them- we can terrain mask the entire way to the intercept point, make it a lot harder for them to see us coming if it's another ambush.
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>>35965462
This. If it is another tap, we phone it in
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>>35965445
>[] Go in right on the deck and hit them- we can terrain mask the entire way to the intercept point, make it a lot harder for them to see us coming if it's another ambush.

>>35965491
This is not World War II or the Korean War mate.
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>>35965445
>[] We'll go in high and hit them from above. It'll be tougher if they're right on the deck, but it gives us room to fight if it's another setup.
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>>35965445
Go in high. I trust Merlin's ability to get them on scope
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>>35965445
>[x] Go in right on the deck and hit them- we can terrain mask the entire way to the intercept point, make it a lot harder for them to see us coming if it's another ambush.
We are not Young.
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>>35965445
>[] Go in right on the deck and hit them- we can terrain mask the entire way to the intercept point, make it a lot harder for them to see us coming if it's another ambush.
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>>35965514
>This is not World War II or the Korean War mate.
>IDontCareBounceItAnyways.png
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>>35965445
>[] We'll go in high and hit them from above. It'll be tougher if they're right on the deck, but it gives us room to fight if it's another setup.
seems smart
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>>35965445
>[X] We'll go in high and hit them from above. It'll be tougher if they're right on the deck, but it gives us room to fight if it's another setup.
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>>35965445
[x] Go in right on the deck and hit them- we can terrain mask the entire way to the intercept point, make it a lot harder for them to see us coming if it's another ambush.
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>>35965445
>[] Go in right on the deck and hit them- we can terrain mask the entire way to the intercept point, make it a lot harder for them to see us coming if it's another ambush.
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>>35965422
We can't get through a single conversation with Katya without the Russian's attacking can we?

>>35965445
>[] We'll go in high and hit them from above. It'll be tougher if they're right on the deck, but it gives us room to fight if it's another setup.
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>>35965445
>[X] Go in right on the deck and hit them- we can terrain mask the entire way to the intercept point, make it a lot harder for them to see us coming if it's another ambush.
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>>35965445
>[] Go in right on the deck and hit them- we can terrain mask the entire way to the intercept point, make it a lot harder for them to see us coming if it's another ambush.
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>>35965551
The Russkies probably have a special device that detects Russian-accentuated english or something.
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>>35965551
I bet Konnie is behind it
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>>35965445
>[] Go in right on the deck and hit them- we can terrain mask the entire way to the intercept point, make it a lot harder for them to see us coming if it's another ambush.
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>>35965400
Damn your right.

Though I imagine spellcaser reactions.

Ice will be groaning or blushing
Slider will be laughing wondering where is the rope.
Katya will lean into frank maybe reenact one of the love scenes later on.
Mav laughing and enjoying the explosions (and the actor that is playing her)
Merlin is wondering why they choose a child star to play her who is much, much young then she was

''>>35965439

Don't know who he is.
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>>35965445
Oh look, it's Merlin's bitch of a sister. What are we going to do with her?
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>>35965612
You are a fortunate man to be so blissfully ignorant
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>>35965445
>[] Go in right on the deck and hit them- we can terrain mask the entire way to the intercept point, make it a lot harder for them to see us coming if it's another ambush.
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>>35965586
>Oh, my beloved wakes early today
>Ah, I see the harlot walking towards him
>Commie Flight 1, this is pavlov, I have a target for you...
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>>35965617
We should kill her on "accident". Fire an AAMRAM up her ass. Dirty whore.
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>>35965617
Mess with her over comms, see if she breaks.

>>35965612
And Bridgitte will be all like,
>This be how Tanana was won, Baron?

Meanwhile Konstantina and Natalya watch from a different corner and take notes.
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>>35965439
>directed by Uwe Boll
When Troll Master Kojima said he don't want any business with Uwe Boll, you know something wrong with him.
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>>35965617
She ain't a bitch anymore anon, or did you completely forget everything that happened when we first met her?

She changed anon

>>35965639
Yep, looks like anon completely forgot everything...
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>>35965641
>>35965612
Oh by the way, I found the ending credits for that Tanana Film.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp3jda591M4
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>>35965639
>>35965641
You do realize we sorted out the sibling rivalry way back when we first talked to her right?
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>>35965617
Nothing unless she starts acting like a cunt.
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>>35965639
>>35965641
Na, she's cool. AWACS in WW3 probably ground her into exhaustion by overworking her.
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>>35965617
>>35965639
>>35965641
What >>35965665 & >>35965672 said, go and reread those threads.
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>>35965672
No we didn't. We smacked her down. We didn't get rid of her superiority complex or her bullying.
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>>35965691
>>35965683
>>35965672
Yeah, I guess I forgot those. Sorry about that.
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>>35965695
The first time we encountered her, and she changed after that. Seriously, go reread those threads because you are forgetting a whole load of stuff and judging her wrong.
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>>35965695
Yeah, and she really needs to get her shit slapped super hard, nobody messes with Merlin
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>>35965728
>and she changed after that.

Because when a bully meets a bigger threat, they back down. She didn't act like a bitch in front of us, that doesn't mean she isn't still a bitch bully.
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>>35965728
Unless you're talking about a meeting at Barin I've forgotten about then she really hasn't changed. Her interactions with us and the rest of VF-3 were always professional, but she still treats Merlin like shit to stroke her own ego.
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>>35965695
So, dickings?
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>Worked up for a smalltime when we have Soviets to Bounce.

Well, Merlin here already got attention from several Matrons, and get stalked by a Matron. She is smalltime. We can think what to do with her after this.
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>>35965641
Soviet Propaganda will make one of Konstantina and Frank to one up the fil
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>>35965783
>stroke her own ego
Oh I'm sorry Anon, I thought she was stroking something else.

tfw Merlin's big sister has a masochist siscon fetish
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>>35965445
>[] Go in right on the deck and hit them- we can terrain mask the entire way to the intercept point, make it a lot harder for them to see us coming if it's another ambush.

Parasite witches won't like it if their ride is catching missiles while they are still holding on to it.
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>>35965795
AWACS
Always
Wang
Another
Chick
Stupid.
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>>35965639
I'd put my AMRAAM up her ass, if you know what I mean.
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>>35965827
So since Merlin is off-limit, we guns for her sister?

...seems legit.
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>>35965810
Futa Merlin when?
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>>35965808
Of course it will be loaded with montages of Fronk's kills superimposed with the dying faces of the Red pilots.

Sasuga Soviet Film Industry.
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>>35965845
So that's a yes.
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>>35965842
Go read the archives, someone posted a screencap of that one in there.

On the other hand, I was thinking Lez siscon masochism earlier.
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>>35965845
We become related.

>>35965854
I thought Soviet Films only show the victories?
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>>35965845
I'd devastate Merlin's ass.
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>>35965808
Konstantina tries to get it declared sick filth after she sees Uncensored head pats in the movie. Then tries to keep a copy.
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>>35965901
Well, there's that, and then there's those films that show atrocities towards the Motherland to bolster morale.

Alternatively, they will show that Frank will make a face-heel turn in the end.
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>>35965882
Do you have a copy? I won't have time to look until after the thread.
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>>35965946
Fortunately for me and unfortunately for you, no.
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>>35965980
Do you rembember about which thread it was in?
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>>35966086
Let's see let's see...

Somewhere between thread 30 and thread 40, I believe. I got nothing more solid than that.
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[x] Go in right on the deck and hit them- we can terrain mask the entire way to the intercept point, make it a lot harder for them to see us coming if it's another ambush.

“We're going in low.” You state, pushing the nose down and watching the altimeter gently unwind. Wendy and Katya both follow the move closely- dropping until the tops of the trees are just a scant few dozen feet below you. At this height, all but the agiles in your dorsal bays are useless- there's just not enough space for them to drop free, anything fired will just crash into the ground first.

The three of you streak across the night sky, your jet kicking up light debris behind it- you're not supersonic, but not by much.

“Sapphire, you got any updates?” You call, watching the estimated time to intercept tick down.

“Negative, ranger.” She responds. “They're trying to hide in the ground clutter, cherubs fifteen. Still bearing two five five, airspeed maybe four hundred knots. Marking four bogies on radar, two pair.”

“That's a lot fewer than they had last time.” You mutter to Merlin, who nods.

“Mhmm. Frank, do you want me to try our set? They'll know we're here if I do.”

[] Yeah, hit it. No way that's right.
[] No, leave it off. I want to surprise them this time.
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>>35966199
>[] No, leave it off. I want to surprise them this time.
Please, when we managed to surprise them we put open channel and yell 'SURPRISE COMRADE!'
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>>35966199
>[] No, leave it off. I want to surprise them this time.

If Sarah's messing with us again, Let's 1-up her. RIGHT NOW.
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>>35966199
>[] No, leave it off. I want to surprise them this time.
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>>35966199
>[] No, leave it off. I want to surprise them this time.

We now have Katya and Wendy.

They're fucked.
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>>35966199
>[] No, leave it off. I want to surprise them this time.
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>>35966199
>[X] No, leave it off. I want to surprise them this time.
They're probably grouping up to minimize radar exposure anyways
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>>35966199
>[X] No, leave it off. I want to surprise them this time.
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>>35966199
>[x] No, leave it off. I want to surprise them this time.
This is how Fronk bounces.
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>>35966199
>[x] Yeah, hit it. No way that's right.

Maybe they changed it up but getting a good picture of what we're facing we could avoid unwanted surprises.
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>>35966199
>[] No, leave it off. I want to surprise them this time.
They know we're coming, and they're likely grouped up to mask their signatures, on top of Witches riding on the steelwings.

I want to shoot a fighter down with its parasite Witches still attached.
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>>35966230
Haha, I forgot we got a massive 1-2 FUCK YOU to the Reds care of The Siberian Tigress and Lady Wendy.

HEAVEN AND HELL
LET'S ROCK
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>>35966199
>[x] No, leave it off. I want to surprise them this time.
Jaws theme comin' right up
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>>35966313
You called?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbRHMdT4DS0
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>>35966199
[X] No, leave it off. I want to surprise them this time.
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>>35965909
She keeps all the copies.

>>35965937
I think some of the more crazy russians will defect.
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>>35966349
>Polish alert-5 hails incoming MiGs that are flying in a strange pattern
>Russian Squadron leader replies on open channel
>We are of hearings the Butcher is of stationed here. Requesting permission to fly under his command
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>>35966424
Do the MIGs have some witches under their wing?
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>>35966424
>Fronk reaches Moscow with a combined Soviet/Nato force that all swear allegiance to him.

>Nixon is rather confused by all of it but they're much too helpful for them to try anything against Frank.
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>>35966519
Crap, just imagining an entire Wing's worth of MiGs, Sukhois and witches flying under Fronk is giving me the chills.

>>35966526
It's JUDGEMENT DAY FOR STALIN
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>>35966424
Beautiful
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>>35966526
>>35966575
and then nuke goes off over Moscow disabling most tech.

here comes the conscripts!!!
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>>35966526
>Meanwhile the martians are looking at Frank's unstoppable conquering of the skies and shelving any plans for invasion for another 50 years.
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>>35966575
They want their one pound of flesh of Frank though.
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>>35966575
KIROV REPORTING
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>>35966575

Knowing his gnome powers, he's gonna bullet-hell the shit out of them, then be in a coma for a year.
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>>35966620
So what, that's approximately 200~ witches or so?
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>>35966616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPJOZg7PHxs
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>>35966641
Dude, they're flying FOR him. Think of that for a second.

>>35966656
SHITS FALLIN FROM THE SKY

>>35966639
BOMBARDIERS TO YOUR STATIONS

>>35966643
Franks gonna have to be stuck to an IV Tank before it's over.
Not an IV drip bag. An IV DRIP TANK.
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>>35966616
Stalin would not pull a stunt like this right?
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>>35966685
>Putin: Frank, for your own safety me and Nixon have decided to upgrade your pelvis, lungs and general muscle function.

>Frank:Why?

>Putin:We have discovered you are the equivalent of Cat-Nip to witches and they've all decided to serve under you. Now get going son, you have a lot of work to do.

>Frank:...Damnit.
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>>35966690
This is Robo-Stalin, with unknown, mysterious Martian psi-cybernetic augments.
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>>35966690
>stalin using a EMP to fuck everyone over during the battle for Moscow

NOT ONE STEP BACK!
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>>35966724
>implying Nixon isn't already planning that
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>>35966199
>No, leave it off.

>But keep it warm. Hit it once we engage.
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>>35966724
>For centuries to come, historians will speak of how World War III was won with the power of gnomery, aviator charm, and enhanced sexual functions.

Frank Bishop was honored as a martyr to the cause.
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>>35966685
all sexytimes have to be threesomes with at least one heal witch present
The future is bright
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>>35966785
Oh god.

Frank would die.

Just an endless line of witches, the healwitches taking turns to perk him back up until he completely passed out, then letting him rest just long enough to do it again.
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>>35966690
>cyborg
>EMP

Whaddya think.
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>>35966785
Like I said, Frank shall be honored as a martyr to the cause... The manliest of men to ever face down such a threat.

In other news, Saber as a Spellcaster witch has my approval.
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>>35966838
>Implying alium augs aren't EMP-proof
If they could kill with microwaves, they can definitely ruggedize their tech
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>>35966838
who says he won't be in Moscow
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>>35966831
>letting fronk rest
>not just having him constantly fucking witches
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we are running this in to the ground....
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>>35967043
If that's the scenario you're painting, tovarisch, we'll need to attach Fronk to a life preserver to keep him going. Even the healwitches can't keep up with that.
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[x] No, leave it off. I want to surprise them this time.

“No,” You order, shaking your head to yourself and making a minor course correction. “Leave it cold, I want to surprise them this time.”

“Ok.” Merlin responds simply.

“Sapphire, we're turning in now. We'll have them in twenty seconds.” You call up, looking up in time to see Wendy tapping a magazine against her head, then slotting it into place on her rifle and racking the slide.

“Ranger, Sapphire copies.” She responds. “Bogies have increased speed, now five hundred knots. Still only four bogies.”

You're in behind them in twenty five seconds- their increased speed buying them the extra time. “Frank,” Katya calls. “They are making directly for Warsaw.”

“Yeah, I see that.” You say- the burning city is almost dead ahead- barely visible from this low except for the reflection of it's lights and the staccato flash of the ongoing artillery duel being waged across the river. The soviet troops weren't trapped long- but the loss of the bridges meant that they'd had to abandon a lot of their equipment, and the few pockets still on the western side of the river were almost completely reliant on the power of their own massed artillery support for their survival as they withdrew through the shattered city.

“Tally ho!” you call, finally catching sight of the bandits- eight jet exhausts glow in the night. “Four bandits, heading two five five. Airspeed five hundred knots, Ranger is engaging.”

“You have the first shot, sir.” Wendy calls. “I'll cover you.”

[] Use guns- they'll have less warning.
[] Use an Agile- you can engage multiple with missiles.
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>>35967111
>[X] Use an Agile- you can engage multiple with missiles.
Break up their formation
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>>35967111
[] Use guns- they'll have less warning.

WE KARLA WEISS NOW
GUNS
GUNS
GUNS
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>>35967111
>[] Use guns- they'll have less warning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyNAHxP_fbA
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>>35967111
[] Use Agiles- you can engage multiple with missiles.

MISSILES EVERYWHERE
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>>35967111
>[] Use an Agile- you can engage multiple with missiles.
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>>35967111
>WHY NOT BOTH

On an unrelated note, SWQ and it's spinoffs have left me with the weirdest non-pornographic search history ever.

>toilet bomb
>Charles de Gaulle
>Browning Monitor tilt lock
>why arabs can't win wars
>hey man you still alive
>waffen-ss witch
>tank transmission drives

If I didn't know better, I'd have thought I'd splurged a week in /k/
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>>35967111
>[] Use guns- they'll have less warning.
HELLO BOYS
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>>35967153
Christ, I fucking fail.
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>>35967111
>[] Use an Agile- you can engage multiple with missiles.
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>>35967111
>[] Use an Agile- you can engage multiple with missiles.
Spam them fuckin missiles.
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>>35967144
Fronk flew here to laugh at you.

And there's a better one than that fellow Zeke.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1AAXRu3TBA
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>>35967111
>[] Use an Agile- you can engage multiple with missiles.

Merlin, do your thing.
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>>35967111
>[X] Use guns- they'll have less warning.
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>>35967111
>[X] Use an Agile- you can engage multiple with missiles.
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>>35967111
>[x] Use an Agile- you can engage multiple with missiles.
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>>35967111
>[] Use an Agile- you can engage multiple with missiles.
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>>35967111
>looking up in time to see Wendy tapping a magazine against her head, then slotting it into place on her rifle and racking the slide.

Shit, thats kawaii
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>>35967111
>[X] Use all the Agiles- you can engage multiple with missiles.

MISSILE WIZARD
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>>35967111
>[] Use an Agile- you can engage multiple with missiles.
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>>35967111

[X] Use an Agile- you can engage multiple with missiles.
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>>35967111
>[X] Use an Agiles- you can engage multiple with missiles.

MER LIN! DO THE THING!
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>>35967111
>[] Use an Agile- you can engage multiple with missiles.
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>>35967216
>>35967215
>>35967206
>>35967205
>>35967201
All these missile votes had me thinking:
I am the warhead of my Sidewinder
Wyvern is my body and witch magic is my blood
I have created over a thousand modifications
Unknown to matrons, Nor known to frank
Have withstood hunger to attach many Agiles
Yet, these hands will never hold anything lewd
So as I get tone, unlimited missile locks.
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>>35967239
>MER LIN
Not sure if Remilia Scarlet
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>>35967144
>>35967177
and then from the ground witch amuro shoots our ass down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Owxb0ojis4
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>>35967111
>[x] Use guns- they'll have less warning.
Guns guns guns!
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>>35967257
But anon, there already are merlin lewds. Regular and futa.
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>>35967279
Good choice in battle themes, FOR A FEDDIE

Dude, I presume you have read Mangafag's Spellcaster Halloween?
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>>35967279
"how is she jumping so high!?"
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>>35967111
>[] Use guns- they'll have less warning.
This is probably gonna lose, but I don't care
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>>35967323
yep
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>>35967330
ZAKU'S COUNTERATTACK

>>35967311
THEY ARE NON-CANON ON MY RADAR
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>>35967111
>[] Use guns- they'll have less warning.
Also have Merlin fire up the set at the earliest opportunity as soon as they realize we're here.
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>>35967348
>EXAM SYSTEM

HAVE AT THEE, FEDDIE SCUM!

NO MATTER HOW MANY HITS MY ZAKU TAKES, I WILL NOT SPILL MY TEA!
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HAHA TIME FOR MISSILES.

>>35965633
>>35967111
Now I remember where I've seen Konnie's grin before.
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>>35967349
YOU CAN'T DENY THE TRUTH
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>>35967383
But you will spill lots of Ice Cream.

And that's terrible.
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>>35967279
>>35967330
I would love to see a tank witch with a jump jets/jet pack
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>>35967111
Do we have an ID on what kind of jets they are?

My Shadowruns are tingling.
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>>35967406
HEHEHE, IMAGERY

>>35967408
4lewd2me
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>>35967435

get back to writing.

writing the update now, guys
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I'm going to do lewd things to Arwen-chan!
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>>35967457
Not before Kota can!
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>>35967457
OH BOY HERE WE GO
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>>35967452
agreed!
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>>35967489
God damn it mirror universe!
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>>35967457
Okay I know I've read through the SWQ archives multiple times.

Who the hell is this?
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>>35967468
>Kota shoves her meat down Arwen-chan's throat
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>>35967544
IRC slut
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>>35967547
>Kota not shoving her meat down Femdire's throat

http://pastebin.com/JZMMCPp6
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>>35967579
Kota a slut, silly.
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>>35967579
Kota is the lewdest of us all. He denies in vigorously, but he is more or less the Null of the IRC. Obsessed with butts and the things people use to fill them.
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>>35967348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfVG-fyMkNU Hey guys I think I've found the battle theme for today.
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>>35967564
A slut with a surprise hidden in her eye.
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>>35967679
needs more CSI.
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>>35967606
Damn, forgot my pic.
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>>35967679
>NO WEAKNESS!
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>>35967679
>This must be the work of an enemy Slut!
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>>35967708
>>35967688
>>35967679
What stand would Merlin have?
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>>35967728
A lewd one
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>>35967728
The Magician, if I could have my tarot way.
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I thought we were planning Wendy's birthday this thread?
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>>35967776
>I thought we were planning Wendy's birthWEEK this thread?
FTFY
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>>35967776
>/tg/ planning something for a potential waifu
>ghost sees this
>HAHAHA NO, RUSSIAN ATTACK

It's sad because

W E N D Y
A
I
F
U
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>>35967776
YEAH YEAH

But we have duties to consider before we give wendy her birthday.
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>>35967776
Pineapple salad incoming.
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>>35967776
Soon, Anon.
Soon.

We haven't hoarded all chocolate and flour and eggs on this side of europe yet.
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>>35967816
Shhhh, silence Claudia, no tears now, only Wendy.
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>>35967799
Her birthday dickings, you mean.
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Threads 30-45 have yielded no Futa Merlin.

I want to believe
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>>35967853
>"Happy Birthday"
>squadron fucks wendy, using fronk to dick her.
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>>35967853
Wendy ain't for lewds Anon.
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>>35967887
WRONG
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[x] Use an Agile- you can engage multiple with missiles.

“Lock 'em up for an agile shot, Merlin!” You call, slotting in behind them and selecting your second weapons group- short range missiles. The reticules slide over the four fighters, flashing red as they switch over from 'tracking' to 'locked', emitting the low ton of an IR missile lock.

You pull the trigger to it's first position, giving the missile's integral electro-optical tracking head a half second look at it's target, then pull it the rest of the way back, feeling the microswitch buried in the control stick activate. Four of the incredibly deadly little missiles spit into the air from your starboard weapons bay, their rocket motors burning blue against the night sky.

The four targets scatter, decoys and countermeasures dropping into the sky behind them- and defeating the missiles. Merlin gives a squeak of surprise. “F-Frank, they broke my guide!” She says, sounds as shocked as she is anything else.

“Witches?” You ask, turning to tail the lead fullback.

“I-I don't know.” Merlin says. “Do you want me to look? T-they know we're here, now.”

[] Yeah, fire up the set and start getting a picture.
[] Let's focus on these guys first.

Additional choice!
{} Order the witches to break and attack
{} Have Katya break and attack, keep Wendy
{} Let wendy Break and attack, Keep Katya
{} Keep them on you for now.
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>>35967887
>Wendy not for lewds
Only witch not for lewds is Merlin, Anon.
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>>35967912
>[] Yeah, fire up the set and start getting a picture.
>{} Keep them on you for now.
They're doing odd things, let's keep them close.
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>>35967912
[] Let's focus on these guys first.
{} Keep them on you for now.

I told you fellas, we were supposed to go KARLA WEISS

BUT NNOOOOO
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>>35967912
>[x] Yeah, fire up the set and start getting a picture.
>{x} Keep them on you for now.
Lets get a better picture.
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>>35967912
>>[X] Yeah, fire up the set and start getting a picture.
>>{X} Keep them on you for now.
ALWAYS KEEP WITH YOUR WINGMAN(WITCH)
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>>35967793
Wendy is actually his second favorite.

>>35967887
She already has lewds.
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>>35967912
>[] Yeah, fire up the set and start getting a picture.
>{} Keep them on you for now.
>[] Open comms, attempt to seduce any Russian witches.
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>>35967912
>[] Yeah, fire up the set and start getting a picture.
>{} Keep them on you for now.
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>>35967955
>She already has lewds.
Oh really, where?
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>>35967954
this guy's got it
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>>35967912
>[] Yeah, fire up the set and start getting a picture.

{} Have Katya break and attack, keep Wendy
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>>35967955
>>35967919
>>35967909
Omaera....

I need proof of these lewds you speak of.
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>>35967912
[] Yeah, fire up the set and start getting a picture.
{} Order the witches to break and attack
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>>35967977
http://pastebin.com/p4KkGZEb

GOT YOUR BACK ANON
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>>35967887
That's because Wendy is for suffering.

Suffering then the inevitable healing and feels.
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>>35967912
[x] Yeah, fire up the set and start getting a picture.
and
{x} Have Katya break and attack, keep Wendy
because Wendy was fucking awesome on overwatch
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>>35967965

http://pastebin.com/p4KkGZEb
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>>35967995
thanks
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>>35967912
>[] Yeah, fire up the set and start getting a picture.

then
>{} Keep them on you for now.

until we got better confirmation
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>>35967990
>suffering
>not cute romance
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>>35967912
>[x] Yeah, fire up the set and start getting a picture.
>{x} Keep them on you for now.
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>>35967990
You, YOU CAN HAVE MY QAAMs ANYTIME BUDDY.


>tfw Wendy is tearing up from the Spellcaster group hug
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>>35967912
>[X] Yeah, fire up the set and start getting a picture.
>{X} Keep them on you for now.
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>>35967955
They're not very good though.
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>>35967912
[] Let's focus on these guys first.
{} Keep them on you for now.

Fuck, We should have went as a gunman style.
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>>35968037
>tfw Wendy is tearing up from the Spellcaster group sex

FTFY
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>>35967912
>[] Yeah, fire up the set and start getting a picture
>{} Keep them on you for now.
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>>35968070
>>
TFW Fronk could have won the war

WITH THE HELP OF KYOUJIIIII
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>>35968070
If the squad WAS a harem, and its ownership was decided by the most skilled pilot, Wendy would likely be the top contender.
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Okay. Okay.
Lets do something stupid.

'89 Holy Grail War. Except Young is a Rider and summoned by Merlin.

What happens?
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>>35968151
>ownership was decided by the most skilled pilot
>Implying anyone in the squadron is skilful in bed.
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>>35968166
Everyone gets bounced.
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>>35968166
Merlin loses because Rider never wins.
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>>35968124
Frank could have won the battle with his guns
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>>35968166
Mav is Lancer.
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>>35968166
NOBLE PHANTASM: ROLLING COURT MARSHALL, Mk II
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>>35968166
You implying something about Merlin anon?
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>>35968177
>sherktwans
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>>35968193
Does that mean Mav NTR's Frank like Lancelot and Guinevere?
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>>35968189
Imagine Fronk in the God Gundam though.
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>>35968207
>Lancelot
>Lancer

u wot m8
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>>35968166
Let's not and say we did.
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>>35968177
>Sharks
>Katya
>Ice
>Mav
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>>35968216
>not zeta
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>>35968237
Skerks are rather preoccupied with Joe.
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>>35968246
Dude, I was giving them a handicap, a handicap!

But to satiate your tastes...

>I'M TIRED OF MATRONS AND THEIR LLLIIIEESSSS
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>>35968166
Merlin has a low self esteem due to her misconception that she is bad at magic. Merlin gets motivated by Young in a fashion similar to Waver with Rider. Young bounces the fuck out of everything while shouting smalltime anytime he could.

When they inevitably part Young tries to leave a life lesson to Merlin.
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>>35968258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Dl_q1DSVws
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>>35968280
The O! WHY WON'T YOU MOVE!!!
Welp, time for the BIG O!
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>>35968204
>>35968237

You are now imagining them arguing about who is better in bed and who gets dibs.

Meanwhile, Frank is quietly making sandwiches for Wendy and they're chatting about her life and all that.

And Merlin is in a closet, with Kenji. And you can't hear a thing.
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>>35968274
Greatest. Coming of age story. Ever.
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>>35968252
Wonder how they schedule their sexy time.

Too bad we don't bring Rufus with us too.
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>>35968311
Rufus would be all up in Wendy's case, I reckon. They make a good master-and-pet pair.

>>35968306
NO KENJI NO
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>>35968306
I presume one of them would be teaching Slider.
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>>35968338
I thought that was Goose's job?

We need a damn height chart
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>>35968306
No one can hear the two, giggling and commenting on the awkwardness as they flip through the vehicle catalog
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>>35968311
I think their sexy time is scheduled roughly as follows.
Are we on alert: No.
Are we teaching Joe how to be a pilot: No.
Do we have an assignment or anything given to us by a higher authority: No.
If all of the above criteria are met:Sexy time™
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>>35968338
For some reason, i can see Konstantina bonding quickly with Rufus.

>>35968370
Two on one, every time?
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>>35968338.
Wendy is the pet
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>>35968341
But who?
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>>35968368
vehicle catalog
>not feeling awkward while flipping through travelogues for the two's next date

>>35968352
Agreed on the height chart
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>>35968380
Joe effectively wears out both Skerks because they are very into him, and vice versa.
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>>35968399
Any dates that they have would involve Fronk and the rest of Spellcaster and Psychomoto hiding and watching.
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>>35968380
>Oh, who is of being good boy? Who is of being good boy now?
>PettingIntensifies.gif

>>35968388
Take that back Nii-san!
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[] Yeah, fire up the set and start getting a picture.
{} Keep them on you for now.

“Fire it up and start getting a picture, Merlin.” You grunt, slamming the wyvern through two brutal turns to stay on the tail of this fullback- the other three are scattering, but they're sill pushing south. “And call in an air defense warning!”

“It's already gone out, Frank.” Merlin responds. “Picture's coming up-”

“Bandits closing! Frank, Heavy groups at cherubs five, coming in from three bearings!” She calls.

“Shit. Sapphire, you copy?” You respond, getting knocked from the saddle again by a sudden, brutal turn. Close, that time.

“Sapphire copies.” She responds. “I don't see them!”

“They're low! Clear your ground settings and look again!” Merlin fires back. “They're terrain masking and flying at an angle from you, your system's probably squelching them as clutter!”

“How would you- Sapphire copies, wait one.” Sarah says, before the line cuts out.

“She still thinks she's better than me!” Merlin fumes. “Ok, making three groups, two have four aircraft each, one has three. Their signatures are a bit funny though, like-”

“Like last time?” You ask. Watching, amazed, as the fullback, maybe in desperation, pops up, the aircraft seemingly balanced on it's afterburner plumes.

“Y-yeah.” She responds.

“Figures.” You say, sliding the gun sight up and pulling the trigger. It's such a basic mistake that it leaves you amazed- there's no way out, now, and they've bled off a lot of energy in that zoom climb-

1/2
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>>35968380
I think it's more of a general possibility. Like, one takes Joe, then the other joins in, then the first wants a break, then they all sleep together, etc.etc.
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>>35968415
It's a weirdly sweet relationship but I imagine that things will very quickly get strange if one of the twins gets pregnant.
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>>35968415
so if Joe is any indication, Frank can handle at least two witches.

However he has 4 or 5 witches maybe more.
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>>35968436
>Kenji and Merlin on a date
>Spellcaster in covert recon mode
>50 bucks Kenji steals a kiss from merlin before the night is over
>My little brother is not so dishonorable as you think, gaijin
>Girls, keep it down, or they'll find out we're tailing them
>>
You immediately slam your nose back down, hitting your afterburners and calling for Wendy and Katya to do missile watch as the warning receivers start going insane in your helmet speakers. You were stupid- it didn't cost you anything, and you're pretty sure you landed a couple of hits, but nothing critical- the fullback is diving away at speed, separating from you. You look again to be sure- it's vomiting smoke from one jet, visible through your IR like a blood trail in the night. They're pushing east, trying to get away from the fight.

“Ranger, this is Sapphire. I tried your settings, I've got intermittent contact on two groups, heavy, hot. Cherubs five, airspeed five hundred knots and increasing.” She calls. “I've got one contact from Torun south inbound, ETA unknown- not responding to my commands. Additional aircraft are getting up from Lodz, ETA Five minutes.”

“This is gonna be over a lot sooner than that!” you respond, watching Katya pivot in place and hammer a cluster of missiles out of the air. “Tally ho! Four bandits! Fandances! They're dropping parasitic witches, I count six!”

“Sapphire copies. Hold on Ranger, help's on the way.”

“Just like last time, sir?” Wendy asks.

[] Just like last time, Wendy.
[] Negative. Break off, engage at your own discretion. Mill them up, stall for time!
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>>35968501
>[] Just like last time, Wendy.
Katya's here with us now, we'll probably bag a few.
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>>35968501
>[] Just like last time, Wendy.
i tust the witches
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>>35968501
>[] Negative. Break off, engage at your own discretion. Mill them up, stall for time!

They'll expect the same tactics. Mix it up.
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>>35968501
>[X] Just like last time, Wendy.
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>>35968501
>[] Just like last time, Wendy.
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>>35968501
>[x] Negative. Break off, engage at your own discretion. Mill them up, stall for time!

We need time and a bit of luck.
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>>35968436
In Psychomoto's head:

>I can't believe it! Kenji's so brazen!
>Oh my god, they're holding hands!
>K-k-kissu?! Merlin's so mature!
>I wish I could be like Merlin.
>You're a very lucky man Kenji!
>I wish Frank-sempai would notice me as well...

Meanwhile, everyone sees her giving Kenji and Merlin death glares.
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>>35968501
>[] Just like last time, Wendy.
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>>35968501
>[] Just like last time, Wendy.
Time for best brit witch to TURN AND FUCKIN BURN
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>>35968501
>[] Just like last time, Wendy.
Wendy, Katya and Frank. I almost feel sorry for these Red witches.
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>>35968547
She'd probably get frustrated at her inability to get Fronk to notice her and do something like kidnap him to talk to him.
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>>35968547
Psychomoto should take the Slider course on social interactions to help her with that man.
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>>35968501
>[X] Negative. Break off, engage at your own discretion. Mill them up, stall for time!
Her strikers won't be able to take the strain, remember?
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>>35968501

Slider mentioned that wendy was pushed too hard the last time.

We can let her loose while Katya stays on our tail since she knows how we move.
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>>35968501
>[x] Just like last time, Wendy.
Tally ho!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg86Q8y_Qj4
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>>35968501
>[] Negative. Break off, engage at your own discretion. Mill them up, stall for time!
ohh shit her strikers
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>>35968501
>>35968627

And I forget to vote, dammit

>[] Negative. Break off, engage at your own discretion. Mill them up, stall for time!
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>>35968501
>I've got one contact from Torun south inbound, ETA unknown- not responding to my commands.

Place your bet's gents, who is it?
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>>35968501
>[] Negative. Break off, engage at your own discretion. Mill them up, stall for time!
Wendy barely kept up on her tornadoes,
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shit, forgot about her strikers
scratch >>35968642
go with
[x] Negative. Break off, engage at your own discretion. Mill them up, stall for time!
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>>35968501
>[x] Negative. Break off, engage at your own discretion. Mill them up, stall for time!
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>>35968501
>[x] Negative. Break off, engage at your own discretion. Mill them up, stall for time!

Based off of what >>35968627 said.
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>>35968501
>[] Negative. Break off, engage at your own discretion. Mill them up, stall for time!
lets play it safe
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>>35968527
>>35968536
>>35968542
>>35968543
>>35968570
>>35968590
>>35968642
Is she still wearing those tornadoes? She won't be able to handle the strain.
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>>35968627
...what, they haven't fix it?

then forget >>35968559
change to
>[] Negative. Break off, engage at your own discretion. Mill them up, stall for time!
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>>35968501
Pop cockpit, have the witches abandon their strikers and get in the Wyvern.
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>>35968642
>Tally ho! Bandits at 12-high!
>Got that Skull-2! All Skulls, reverse thrust and engage!
>Roy Focker Intensifies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yI3MUb0OpA
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>>35968501
>>[x] Negative. Break off, engage at your own discretion. Mill them up, stall for time!
Yeeeaaaah, I don't want Wendy to have her strikers fail on her in the middle of combat.
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>>35968501
[] Just like last time, Wendy.
Kick ass at will
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>>35968698
>The tornadoes won't be able to handle the strain
FTFY
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>>35968607
>Slider
>good at social stuff

Fronk still hasn't noticed that she's a virgin.
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>>35968711

Not a matter of the strikers but we pushed her capabilities too hard anyways.

Those angry welts and all speak off too high magic usage.
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>>35968501
[X] Just like last time, Wendy.
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>>35968664
ARGO GULSKII BABY
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>>35968753
To be honest Frank isn't the type to assume things and I doubt he'll care.
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>>35968501
>[] Just like last time, Wendy.
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>>35968753
Well who do you suggest would fit perfectly as a sensei/senpai for Psychomoto? Brigitte?
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>>35968606
>"We're in a closet"
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>>35968501
After careful consideration I'd like to swap my vote here >>35968590
to
>[] Negative. Break off, engage at your own discretion. Mill them up, stall for time!

Katya can be our wingwoman in this fight.
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>>35968606
>I'm just, uh. Borrowing him! Yeah!
>Shit. This was the worst idea ever!
>Fuck, I have to control myself!
>Just calm down, relax! Laugh it off, keep it together...
>I should probably apologise to him as well.

And as Frank is carried off somewhere, all he can hear is this low, devilish chuckling, and Sakamoto quietly apologising:

"I'm very sorry Bishop, I had to do it... I had to, I'm sorry. It's the only way you would listen."
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>>35968796
Powers.
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>>35968607
Slider will suggest gentle teasing like what she does with Ice from time to time. Psychomoto will say something that sounds creepy and is all too easy to take out of context making her seems like a crazed murderous stalker.
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>>35968501
>[x] Negative. Break off, engage at your own discretion. Mill them up, stall for time!
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>>35968813
>I'm just, uh. Borrowing him! Yeah!

Marisa Plz

>>35968825
DO YOU NOT KNOW THE DESTRUCTION YOU PLAN TO BRING UPON US?!
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>>35968855
I know exactly what I'm doing.
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>>35968501
>[] Negative. Break off, engage at your own discretion. Mill them up, stall for time!
lets not have wendy die
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>>35968855
Consider this: Knowing (read: ASSUMED) the friendship between the Young and Sakamoto families, the Sakamoto spawn grew up with Youngspawn as a long-distance childhood friend.
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[] Negative. Break off, engage at your own discretion. Mill them up, stall for time!
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>>35968866
Well. Okay, go ahead then.


>>35968833
>I'd run my blade through her neck, if you know what I mean
>WRONG! That's not how you make an innuendo about sloppy-kissing!
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>>35968919
>her

Psychomoto is bi?
>>
ok, counting votes here and writing, we'll have a new thread for the next post
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>>35968898
>Pschomoto can into BOUNCES GONNA BOUNCE

I am okay with this
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>>35968919
>blade in neck
>implying she's futa
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>>35968935
AH SHITE TYPO ARGGHHHH

sounds like a good idea though huehue
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>>35968501
>[] Negative. Break off, engage at your own discretion. Mill them up, stall for time!
>>
Congrats, guys. We just killed Wendy.
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>>35968980
I was thinking tongue going down neck
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>>35968980
>implying she's not futa
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>>35968982
Tie her up and give her to Ice as a consolation prize when Mav wins?
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>>35969038
Ice-taichou, please be gentle
Oh I'll be gentle all right
DRAGON DILDO INTENSIFIES
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>>35969055
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>>35968898
>Youngspawn and Sakamoto both have problems with men.
>Youngspawn keeps coming on too strongly, scares people away. It turns out that acting like Young is scary and disturbing to most people. Her family's status also makes her slightly unapproachable.
>Sakamoto is a little shy, and men tend to approach her more readily, but when she opens her mouth or spends too long around them, they get a little scared and back off.
>Together, they are forever sexually frustrated pilots.
>They channel their frustration into their work, and are amongst the world's finest.
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>>35969055
>DRAGON DILDO

Looks like Ice has a suitable replacement for Fronk.
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>>35969071
my sides
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>>35968501
>[x] Negative. Break off, engage at your own discretion. Mill them up, stall for time!
Because reasons.
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>>35969071
The irony of combat specialists.

>I'm looking at you Sosuke Sagara
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>>35969071
I would a Youngspawn and a Psychomoto
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>>35969126
KittyxMavxPsychomoto when
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>>35969144
Throw in Frank and you got a deal
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>>35969187
Vanilla 4-some, last offer.
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>>35969187
>This kills the Fronk.
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>>35969144
> FutaMav and Psychomoto DPing Youngspawn

Yesplz
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>>35969203
No.
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>>35969202
>This makes the Fronk stronger
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>>35969203
What is it with you people and futa witches?
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>>35969236
What kind of fag are you that doesn't like dicks?
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>>35969229
>Crazy hormonal pregnant Psychomoto.
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>>35969236
>not liking futa
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>>35969261
update your quest, kotters
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>>35969247
>Frank-sempai's child....
>I'm so happy...
>Is....this what you call a motherly glow?

Speaking of mothers what does Katya's mom thing of the Fronk?
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>>35969242
>>35969247
Some of us like our dicks attached to men.
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>>35969236
You can pretend its a dildo if you want, anon. I won't judge.
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>>35969247
Kotters, please stop bringing your fetishes into these threads.
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>>35969123
like this?
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>>35969275
and some like them attached to women.
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>>35969273
Wonders Why Katya ain't tapped that yet.
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>>35969275
>having a preference
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>>35969291
Not Kotters.I'm not quite depressive enough.
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>>35969297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEqbKvl_Xeo
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>>35969307
Some sort of unspoken treaty?
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>>35969297
My point exactly man.

>>35969273
I think it was mentioned somewhere but I can't remember man.
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you 2lood faggots need to stop. Seriously. No wonder these threads fill up so fast.
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>>35969299
>>35969318
My favorite fetish is vanilla. With a side of Oppai.
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>>35969236
FUTA IS LOVE, FUTA IS LIFE
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>>35969359
>being this much against fun
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>>35969359
nofun pls go
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>>35969360
>implying my favorite fetish isn't vanilla
>implying it matters as long as there's love
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>>35969378
>getting wendy killed

Congrats, faggot. You just killed a witch on our own side through sheer fucking incompetence because "LOL LEWD."
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>>35969359
you nofun faggots need to stop. Seriously. No wonder these threads die so fast.
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>>35969359
This thread is dead. Cry moar.
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>>35969378
>>35969390
>>35969405
>>35969407


>waaahhhh some other anon doesn't like a thread being filled up with fapfic bullshit

NEETs plsgo
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>>35969402
>lewd
>having anything to do with /tg/ decisionmaking

Shitposting does not prevent /tg/ from being smart. /tg/ prevents /tg/ from being smart.
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>>35969402
No, people just happened to disagree with your assessment that this will get Wendy killed. We happen to be discussing lewd things to the side of this. I'm sorry you can't keep up with this conversation, I know that it's tough for people with learning disabilities to function in a social environment.
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>>35969413
You are literally going "badwrongfun"

Anybody got the Freud screencap handy?
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>>35969402
People who're paying attention have casted their votes on time and can now post side-discussion whilst Ghostdiva writes.

It's not our fault you slowfags can't keep up with story and side-discussion. And trying to blame your own incompetence on '2lood faggots' is just silly.
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>>35969399
Futa=!Vanilla.
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>>35969472
You've never been to Thailand, then.
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>>35969472
>implying I can't have more than one fetish
>implying that vanilla isn't best classified as a normal relationship
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>>35969465
There hasn't been actual story discussion, just a bunch of people who claim they want to write something brainstorming some seriously terrible ideas and never doing anything with them.
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>>35969493
There hasn't ever been real story conversation, are you ever in these threads? I'm sorry you don't agree with the current topic of conversation, but deal with it. Nobody cares about what you think.
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>>35969426
>>35969419
Fine. Since you faggots are so in the right, enjoy your dead Wendy.
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>>35969493
>swq threads
>on-topic discussion

Side Location: L4
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>>35969513
Can we have a dead you, as well?

That'd be really great.
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>>35969482
Futa=!Trans.
>>35969490
Didn't imply that. And not going to argue that too much, but futa is beyond my vanilla zone. To each their own I guess.
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>>35969513
Do you not realize that people can make a decision and then talk about other things while they wait? Because that's all this is.
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>>35969291

THAT'S MY FETISH

But I didn't bring that one in.

>>35969513
And then Fronk fucks the rem-

Oh lawd no
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>>35969524
Let's bring back your sides to within striking distance of the Earth Sphere then!

>AKA what is even happening now
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>>35969544
Gurochan is over there, mate.
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>>35969548

Gossip on the 4chan murderer
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>>35969513
Does the thought of Wendy dying make you feel sad? Angry? Confused?

Does it irk you so, knowing that there could have been something you could have done to save her, if only those dumb faggot anons made the right choice?

Come on man, she was celebrating her birthday, she could potentially feeling things for Frank. She is technically capable, yet relatively untested in the field. She raised so many death flags, it was inevitable.
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>>35969643
oh god what did /b/ do now?
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>>35969643
I'll just have a cuppa until this blows over, then.
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>>35969643
Did some /b/tard murder a random old man yesterday?
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>>35969667

>>>/a/116394289

Lock your damn doors
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>>35969707
ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP!
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>>35969707
What in the name of Zeon Zum Daikun...
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>>35969696

new thread!
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>>35969611

It was a joek.

GOASTDIVA SAVE US
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>>35969707
Holy shit.
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>>35969707
you fuckin wat, m8



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