>>35942359
What do I do?
[] go/do something with Maria (which and where/what)
[] check on something/someone
[] Explore by yourself
[] Write in

>>35942395
>[] go/do something with Maria.Beach time!

>>35942395
>>35942405
Yeah all right.

>>35942395
>[] go/do something with Maria
Beach sounds fun!

>>35942359
>[] go/do something with Maria
Let's have lunch somewhere.

>>35942395
>>35942405
Anon has the right idea

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>>35942560
>That feeling when everyone back's your idea

"Lets go to the beach" I say as I throw Maria's arms off of me, standing up and stretching .

"You have a swim suit?" Maria asks yawning.

"Yeah, give me a few minutes" I say as I fish the simple blue two piece swim suit from under my bed.

I get dressed in the restroom,, and put my hoodie over my swimsuit, to cover up slightly before we get to the beach. I come out to see Maria still getting dressed. I advert my eyes, blushing.

"Done" she says causing me to stop staring at a wall. Her swimsuit is covered in Lavender and dark purple stripes.

She throws on a white T shirt and beckons me to follow her after she grabs a large sports bag. I do

"You know, I just thought, isn't it going to be cold?" Maria asks

"Most likely, but it will take more than a little cold to kill me" I say putting my arms behind me head. Maria shakes her head.

"At least we won't have to share the beach with anyone" She says smiling "We'll have all of it to ourselves"

"Yeah" I say "No one to kill for staring"

"Layla!" Maria shouts

"Joking" I lie

After a short walk through the now normal looking courtyard, which is rather bare due to the fact Mr fraust called in a bomb threat so He didn't have to teach today and if anyone did try and find him, he could take half the school down with him in a truly impressive explosion.

We arrive on the beach, and it's pretty barren.
Maria pulls two towels and lays them out on the beach, facing the sea

what do I do
[] help Maria set up
[] lay on a towel
[] explore the beach
[] go swimming
[] write in

>>35942750
>[] help Maria set up

Not sure we can manage the swimming with Maria's help what with it being.. wet and all.

>>35942750
>[] help Maria set up

>>35942750
>[x] Get out the sunscreen
Awww yissss

>>35942750
Try to dodge the waves

>>35942750
[] lay on a towel

>>35942750
>[] help Maria set up

>>35942750
They're in colorado. Likely the colorado desert.

I decide to help Maria set up, Grabbing a small cooler from her bag as she puts up a large parasoul in between the towels, as a cold wind passes by, causing me to shiver slightly.

She takes a step back and admires the thrown together personal paradise.

"Well it's better than nothing" She says taking her shirt off, I do similar with my hoodie, making sure it doesn't get any sand on it. I look at the two towels and the large parasoul covering both in a shadow. I'd never been to a beach before, so I just shrug and sit down on a towel which I assume is mine, due to the fact it's green. Maria seems to be a bit uncomftarble showing so much skin.

She grabs a chilled can of diet coke as she sits down, drinking some of it while I sun bathe.

Then I hear water splashing, and I see Maria wading into the waves, her hair already matted and wet, her glasses off.

"Come on Layla" She says rubbing her arms "it isn't so bad when you get used to it"

What do I do?
[] join her
[] go back to sunbathing
[] explore beach
[] wonder why there's a small and empty ship near the beach
[] write in

>>35943063
[] reluctantly join her

>>35943063
>[x] join her
Sorry Mystery Box, it's beach episode time.

>>35943063
>>35943082
This. Water is scary yo.

>>35943063

>[X] join her
>Horribly fail to do so
>[X] wonder why there's a small and empty ship near the beach

>>35943063
>[] join her

>>35943063
>[] join her>>35943082

>>35943063
>[] wonder why there's a small and empty ship near the beach

>>35943063
>[x] join her

I stand up and rush into the water, and immeditatly realize it's quite cold, pushing the fact there's a boat to the back of my mind as I try to ignore the chill in my legs. Maria laughs as I stop dead in my track and slowly raise and lower my legs.

She beckons me to follow to come closer and I do, slowly. And then I realize her plan as she lowers her hands into the water and raises them quickly, splashing me with freezing water, as well as making me jump slightly. Well at least it isn't as bad as the shower. She smiles as I splash her back.

What do I do
[] continue splash fight 1d20
[] try and swim
[] Look around at the beach
[] write in

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>35943342
>[] continue splash fight 1d20
THIS IS A FIGHT WE MUST WIN!

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>35943342
>[] continue splash fight 1d20
Try to dunk her! Certainly we will not regret tackling a stronger opponent!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>35943342
>[] continue splash fight 1d20

>>35943342
>[x] try and swim
oh lawd

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>35943342
>[x] continue splash fight 1d20

Maria splashes me again, and I splash. We go back and forth for awhile, chasing each other around splashing water at each other. Of course it quickly becomes a war of attrition as I'm much faster than Maria, but she can splash the water harder than I can, leading to a standstill in the splash fight

how do I try to win?
[] write in 1d20

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35943555
Rush her, and pull her under!

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>35943555
Rush and tickle!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>35943555
>remove top
Attack when she's distracted!

anyone else?

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>35943555
>>35943654
this

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>35943555

>>35943730
ok. But i have no write in to offer.

>cat Layla scared of showers and baths. Large bodies of water a-ok

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>35943811
I suspected more fear as well. I'm guessing Maria is a mitigating factor at this point.

>>35943730
We can be lude and remove her top when underwater

I have formulated a plan. I turn on my heel, pushing away wet sand, and stop running, and start charging Maria. Her eyes open with shock as I come running at her, to quick for her to react with a splash. I raise my hands, and begin tickling her stomach, causing her to crumple over laughing as she tries to escape my onslaught, before giving up to the inevitable as she kneels in the water, a laughing mess brought low by my tactical genius.

"S..s stop L..layla" She pants between laughs "I yield, I yield"

What do I do
[] continue tickling
[] give her the terms of her surrender (write in)
[] inspect boat
[] go swimming
[] go back to the beach
[] write in
>>35943811
Only has tried to take showers, and they're very close to the beach. if you rolled low enough she would've ran off to the towels
>>35943830
and this

>>35943876
if you so wish

>>35943909
>[] give her the terms of her surrender (write in)
Ear scratches and a kiss. Nothing less.

>>35943909
>[x] give her the terms of her surrender (write in)
I agree with a kiss.

>>35943928
Seconded

>>35943909
Humorously lude it is.
Unless people object

>>35943909
>[] continue tickling
No mercy!

>>35943909
>[x] Grope her ass
While she's distracted

>>35943909
>>35943928
>>35944021
I like these.

>>35944021
Let's not go too far

>>35943909
>[] give her the terms of her surrender (write in)
Seal the terms of surrender with a kiss, and this >>35944021

"Surrender commander Smith" I say "with a kiss given to the winning party". Maria laughs as I continue tickling her mercilessly.

"Fine, f..fine" she says grabbing me and holding me close, before planting her lips onto mine, causing me to freeze up and...and...i..is that her tongue?

She eventually finishes, leaving me still somewhat paralyzed as she moves back, wiping away the strand of saliva from her mouth, before giggling at my expression.

"Uuuh" I say.

"Oi" a familiar filtered voice calls out "What are you two doing out here, it's fall, not summer"

HORSEFUUUUUR, you intruding bastard. I begin to plan a way to kill my favorite agent in revenge for interrupting this wonderful moment.

"W..well" Maria tries to say turning a violent shade of red "W..we. weren't doing anything to eachother".

"I don't care" he says "urgent news, bad news at that'

What do I say
[] what is it?
[] LEEEEEEEEEAVE
[] How did you know we were here?
[] write in

>>35944259
>[] what is it?
JUST SPIT IT OUT ALREADY

>>35944259
>[x] LEEEEEEEEEAVE

>>35944259
[x] are the nazi's back,no than let me have this moment.

>>35944259
>[x] what is it?
It better be good!

>>35944339
Seconding

>>35944259
>[] what is it?

>>35944259
>[x] The urgency of these news directly correlates to how healthy you will be after I hear them

>>35944259
>[] How did you know we were here?
>[] What is it?

>>35944339
Thirding

>>35944259
>[] what is it?
Hopefully it's something fun and not something that bit us on the ass

"What is it?" I ask turning towards him as Maria retreats to deeper waters to hide her "Assets". I see that his suit is torn down the middle "Oh you've got to be shitting me"

"Nooooope" He says fluffing his collar "What are the chances of me being attacked by a rival school's assassin twice?"

"What are the chances of being attacked by one from this school?" I ask wishing I could strangle him right now "just wondering"

"Well depends, does that student want to die?" he asks "and would the headmaster kill me, both of these need to be answered"

"So why did you have to tell me this, I already did this once, I don't see why I have to do it again" I say crossing my arms "and was in the middle of something here".

"You can snog your girl anytime you wish to" He says, his cracked lense flickering "However stopping your prisoner from being rescued, not so much"

"Why can't you do it?" I ask "or are you too chicken shit to?"

"Oh I could" He says "But I don't need teaching, you do, and a life or death situation is the best way to do so"

"You're just lazy" I say angrily

He shrugs "Maybe"

What do I say
[] yes
[] fuck you horse fur
[] write in

Dam it HM it's half past midnight here!
I missed the vote at the end of last session on what type of magic we should have and I'll need to go to sleep soon so I won't be posting much after this but I noticed that alchemy/potions option on that list.
Would it be possible to consider that posabilety as 1. It ties in nicely with our interest in poisons. 2. It would give a lot of options to do with our money/prep time (including making stuff for Maria). 3. Request Guy will flip out.
Please don't let this get hostile. It's just a thought.

>>35944612
>[x] fuck you horse fur
>[x] go 'save' our prisoner

>>35944638
You can do that, if you learn how to, you do still have a (much weaker) witch in your captivity.
I mean you'd have to find ingredients, and ms stone doesn't like people in her garden

>>35944612
>[] yes. fuck

>>35944612
>[] yes
Go save the nun or is the the witch?

>>35944612
>[] yes
Wait, are they here to rescue the Nun or the no longer so witchy Witch?

>>35944612
>where are they? I'll explain I just wanted her demon to eat (if that doesn't scear them off I'll have to think of something else)

>>35944612
>[x] fuck you horse fur

>>35944612
>[] yes
Fuck them, the witch is still our property even if she's not incredibly useful for witch stuff anymore.

>>35944734
nun

>>35944638
>>35944794
In that case just explain that she's dead and dammed.

>>35944612
>[] fuck you horse fur. do it anyway
Also find a big piece of whatever it is to make thermite conveniently next to you

>>35944612
THEY CANNOT HAVE THE NUN!

>>35944789
Nun! More important that's our vampire blood supply. WE STILL HAVEN'T MADE POISON OUT OF THAT!

>>35944882
You are very correct.

Although there's an issue if our whole eating a demon thing made us weak to crosses, this could be a bit unpleasant.

>>35944794
Well at least Ms. Stone will help, plus the place is loaded with poisons.

She's asleep isn't she?

I need that, who dares try to take my things from me

"Fine" I say "and fuck you horsefur".

"Don't think I'm your type love" He says laughing, low and slowly "Well the dumb bastard is looking for you, so yet the hunt begin". And with that he vanishes back over the hill, his coat blowing in the wind.

"He's gone Maria" I say "And I need to go, deal with a pest"

"Not without me you aren't" She says dripping wet "last time I did you got stabbed"

"and I had a fun time" I say "it's my fight anyways"

"which means it's mine as well" She says.

What do I say
[] fiiiiine
[] no means no
[] write in

>>35944612
>[x]YES
NO-ONE TAKE OUR TROPYS!

>>35944976
>[] fiiiiine

>>35944976
>[] fiiiiine

Just... be careful Marias.

>>35944976
>[] fiiiiine

>>35944976
>[x] fiiiiine but I'm in charge okay!

>>35944976
>OK, first thing we need to do is work out if eating a demon made me weak against crosses. Do you think my nun will tell me?

>>35945097
Nun... provide useful information? Pphhhfftt HAhaHAHAHAHA!

If we spent more time breaking her.. or addicting her to Layla blood maybe.

"Fiiiiiine" I sigh as I walk onto the sand grabbing a towel to dry myself off with before putting back on my hoodie, as well as finding Horsefur left my backpack here for me.

"Thanks for letting me come this time" Maria says "Now I don't have to worry about you"

"But I have to worry about you" I say

"Well lets worry for eachother then" She says smiling as she pulls back on her T shirt "so any idea what we're going to face?"

"I'm guessing crazed religious nut job" I say "with a touch of serial killer".

"errr" Maria says shaking her head.

"Scared?" I ask, she shakes her head.

what do I do
[] look for the bastard somewhere (where)
[] get the nun and use her as bait
[] wait for your hunter (where)
[] find someone to help you (who)
[] write in

>>35945147
>You have a nice laugh but this is no time to be negative Maria.

>>35945237
> find someone to help you (ms Stone)
>get the nun and use her as bait

>>35945237
>[] look for the bastard somewhere (where)
At nun.

>>35945237
>[] get the nun and use her as bait

>>35945237
>Look for the bastard somewhere
Go bother Ms. Stone. We can tell her someone might be here for the vampire.

>>35945237
[X] get the nun and use her as bait

>>35945237
>>35945323
seconded

>>35945237
>[] look for the bastard somewhere (where)
Maybe the ghost in the orchard got their attention.
>[] find someone to help you (who)
Pompadour guy, he seems to be around when we're in a pinch.

I have a plan, this guy is probably already watching me as we speak, so if I got a bit of bait for him, he'd attack me sooner, and as such I can kill him and get back to the beach with Maria.

Luckily my bait isn't to far off from here, and with a skip and a hop, I'm at the door to ms stone's "house". I motion Maria to stay as I open the door and go inside, tiptoeing to avoid the wrath of ms stone, sleeping above in the rafters. Down the stairs, and into the room lit by a single candle, the nun surrounded by the remains of blood bags fed to her the day before. She appears to be sleeping.

I don't wish to wake her, so I figure vampires are like birds, and can't tell the difference between real and artificial darkness. So I grab a tarp and throw it over her, before releasing her and wrapping her up in ducttape, chains, and a spare rope I found.

With some effort I drag the sleeping vampire up the stairs and out of the house.

"What is that?" Maria asks as I drag her through the door

"Bait" I say smiling "Mind lending a hand, it's quite heavy"

What do I do now
[] go and wait somewhere
[] tie the nun up somewhere
[] Get some help
[] Leave the nun with someone
[] wait here
[] write in

>>35945566
Bring the nun to the witch.

>>35945566
Inside a building preferably.. why we're using her for bait somewhere else and not where she's originally located is strange to me.

>>35945599
The Witch doesn't like us... either.. do you want her to turn on us at a critical moment?

anyone else?

>>35945566
>[] go and wait somewhere
Forest or building.
>[] Get some help
Evaline or pompadour guy

Anymore?

>>35945960
Not really sure what the best choice is here so I'm kinda just letting other people decide....

>>35946016
I can't really work with three different votes

>>35945960
My guess is the people who voted to use the nun as bait are now realizing it was a bad idea.. and are not sure how to proceed.

>>35945960
I say go to the witch. Make sure all our assets are secure, and the guy will have to come to us.

>>35946046
Why...? That's a horrible idea. She's going to be in a position to fuck us over. He's not after her.. he's after the nun.

>>35946027
Weird people. Although I didn't vote for nun, I think it would be funny to see how she will react to being rejected by her peers.

Are you all okay with taking nun to witch?
[] yes
[] no

>>35946023
I vote to end catgirl mod.

>>35946065
While I agree that it' a dumb idea to go to the witch, I should remind you that she no longer has much of her powers, seeing as we ate her demon.

>>35946111
[] no

>>35946111
>[] no

>>35945566
>Wake Ms Stone up and ask what she's made from vampire blood. Then tell her about the rescue. Feed rescue to nun when time

>>35946111
[] no

>>35946137
I can back this.

>>35946111
>[] no

So when I go to do other stuff because there's a decent number of votes each time it seems like everyone else has the same idea.
Kind of predictable now that I think about it.

>>35946117
Your vote shall be noted and ignored. We are never getting rid of the cat.

>>35946117
Catgirl forever. IT also provides a stealth bonus.. so why when we're about to be in combat... would you turn it off?

>>35946117
I doubt the witch has the power to do so after we consumed her demon.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>35946111
Hell yes!

>>35946137
She probably want us to pay with our body for the help.

>>35946244
We now have the power to do so.

"Where do we take it" I ask "to the witch, no that's to dangerous"

"What are you talking about?" Maria asks

"Nothing, just give me a moment" I say leaving the nun to Maria

I walk back into the shack, and Look at ms stone sleeping in the rafters, her unnatural grey hair swaying gently and then

"HEY MS STONE!" I shout. Her eyes open and.....oh yeah this is a horrible idea. I quickly run out and shut the door

"RUN!" I Yell to Maria as Ms stone tries to break the door down in a blind rage

"Why?" She asks "OH YOU DIDN'T"

"I did" I say as we run off with the nun

where do we run to
[] forest
[] orchard
[] campus
[] beach
[] write in

>>35946306
>[] orchard

>>35946275
Layla's magic focus is consume & steal, so she doesn't have a clue how to.

>>35946306
>[] orchard

>>35946306
>[] garden

>>35946306
>Orchard
Spots of openness, making it hard to move around in quietly while still giving plenty of cover

>>35946306
>[] orchard

>>35946306
This is such a better idea.

We run to the orchard, fearing for our lives.

The screaming starts soon after we enter the pink petal filled place, some falling down due to the wind. We don't stop running, we keep running, the nun now awake and thrashing about as we run deeper and deeper into the orchard.


Until we come to a clearing, no trees, no rocks, no grass, just dry, dead earth, with a crimson stain in the middle of it, the nun stops thrashing around, and I feel a chill down my spine

This is a place only meant for the dead, I can feel it. It makes my eyes burn, just from the lack of a smell this place has

it's empty

What do I do
[] prepare for the hunter
[] taunt the hunter
[] Inspect the tree line 1d20
[] write in

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35946532
>[] Inspect the tree line 1d20

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35946532
[] Inspect the tree line 1d20

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>35946532
>[] prepare for the hunter
>[] Inspect the tree line 1d20

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>35946532
[X] Inspect the tree line 1d20

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>35946532
>[] Inspect the tree line 1d20

>>35946532
>Inspect the tree line 1d20

>>35946629
What do you see with your Cat eyes, Layla?

>>35946629
>>35946576
WE FOUND SOMTIN

>>35946656
Eeevverrythhiiinng!

>>35946532
>[] Inspect the tree line 1d20
>[] prepare for the hunter

>>35946656
There taking the nun to Stalingrad.

>>35946629
Suck it, death person!

>>35946629
Wave to the ghost

>>35946687
funnily enough, I'm a fourth russian, writing

I scan the tree line as Maria clutches her head, as if in terrible pain from simply being in this place. I turn around and around the unhallowed dirt I stand upon, looking at the trees as I notice they all look like they're trying to stay as far as they can from this place.

And then I see him, draped in what looks like the vestments of priest, but with a breastplate on it, armor along his arms and legs, shiny dulling in the sunlight, and a mask that is a strange mixture of a metal helmet and a gasmask. Also a sword that is almost as large as he is. He's creeping along the edge of the grove, and I can see that he's alone, and his eyes are filled with rage as he approaches a step at a time.

what do I do
[] call out to him
[]Snap Maria out of it
[] untie nun
[] CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE 1d20
[] pretend you don't see him
[] write in

>>35946815
>[]Snap Maria out of it
>[] pretend you don't see him

>>35946815
[]Snap Maria out of it

>>35946815
>"Oh hi! Are you here about the vampire? Or the nun? The witch maybe? Or does it have something to do with that demon I ate?"

Watch him stare at us dumbly. "Guess it doesn't matter. Say, how about we do this civilly? You like chess or something? We can have tea!"

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>>35946815
>[X] CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE 1d20

PUNCH HIM SO HARD HE EXPLODES!!!

>>35946815
>[]Snap Maria out of it

>>35946815
>[]Snap Maria out of it

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>35946879
FORGOT MY DICE!!!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>35946878
This. Also
>[] CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE 1d20

>>35946815
>[]Snap Maria out of it
[] pretend you don't see him

>>35946815
>[]Snap Maria out of it
>[] pretend you don't see him

>>35946815
>>35946854
This

>>35946815
Throw the nun at him.

I need to snap Maria out of whatever is wrong with her, this is not the best time to be freaking out. I go over to her, and shake her until she stops shaking.

She stares at me for a moment, rubs her eyes.

"What happened?" she asked sounding confused and tired "Where are we?"

"Well there's a mad bastard with a sword about ten yards away" I say .

"WHAT?" she shouts

"You heard me" I say "now get ready, he's coming any moment now". Maria shakes her head and pulls her revolver from her shirt....wait where was she keeping that? bah, doesn't matter.

I swivel around to where the man was, and he's gone?
Oh this isn't good, not at all, it'd be great if Maria wasn't here, and as such in danger,


wait there he is, he's circling around us, just out of the edge where most people would notice him among the multitude of trees.

He walks closer, the nun starts thrashing about again. I kick the nun, pretending to have not seen the mad bastard with the giant sword.

"Shut it" I growl as I kick the nun.

"Layla!" Maria shouts.

"What she deserves it" I say, my ears drooping.

"No she doesn't, she's still a person isn't she?" Maria says

"She's the nun" I say.

"Oh, well then carry on" She says "Wait why was the nun in Ms stone's house?"

"Well you see she's always wanted a pet and" I say "crap"

"What?" Maria asks

"Lost sight of him" I whisper "no wait he's over there now"

"Well there's two of us and one of him right?" Maria says "we can take him"

"two counting the nun" I say.

"She's been locked up since you caught her" Maria says "She can't put up much a fight". If only you knew

What do I do
[] OI CHILD MOLESTER, I SEE YOUR CREEPING ASS, WE AREN'T LITTLE BOYS YOU HEAR
[] Ok, Maria, I'm going to be the bait
[] start beating the nun
[] CHAAAARGE 1d20
[] maria get behind me
[] write in

>>35947165
>[] OI CHILD MOLESTER, I SEE YOUR CREEPING ASS, WE AREN'T LITTLE BOYS YOU HEAR

>>35947165
>[] OI CHILD MOLESTER, YOU WON'T WANT THIS ONE ANYMORE. SHE'S TAINTED.

>>35947165
>[] OI CHILD MOLESTER, I SEE YOUR CREEPING ASS, WE AREN'T LITTLE BOYS YOU HEAR

>>35947165
[] Ok, Maria, I'm going to be the bait

>>35947165
>[] start beating the nun

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>35947165
>[] OI CHILD MOLESTER, I SEE YOUR CREEPING ASS, WE AREN'T LITTLE BOYS YOU HEAR

>>35947165
>>35947206
This one.

>>35947165
>[] start beating the nun

>>35947165
>[] OI CHILD MOLESTER, YOU WON'T WANT THIS ONE ANYMORE. SHE'S TAINTED.

>>35947165
>[] OI CHILD MOLESTER, I SEE YOUR CREEPING ASS, WE AREN'T LITTLE BOYS YOU HEAR
Damnit it's to tempting

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"OI CHILD MOLESTER!" I shout at the top of my lungs, causing the priestly knight to freeze, the nun to fall silent, and Maria to stare with her jaw nearly touching the floor "I SEE YOUR CREEPING ASS, WE AREN'T LITTLE BOYS"

"Layla" Maria says softly "that's just"

"Y...YOU DARE" The knight shouts "YOU LITTLE HARLOT OF A DEMON"

"OH NO THANK YOU, JUST ATE" I shout back smiling widely "OH YOU'RE CALLING ME ONE, kukukukukukukukuku"

"what are you talking about?" Maria asks

"Ate a demon" I say quickly, causing her to go wide eyed, and strangely enough seems to calm her a bit.

"YOU THINK ME A CHILD" HE SHOUTS "IT IS FAR MORE LIKELY THE OTHER WAY AROUND"


"NAH, PRETTY SURE I'M ME AND THE DEMON WAS IT" I shout back.

"ONLY A DEMON COULD BE SO CRUEL AS TO TORMENT A CHILD OF GOD" He shouts scraping his sword along the ground as he enters the clearing.

"NAH PRETTY SURE I DID THAT ALL ON MY OWN" I say smiling wider "and she isn't a child of god now is she, tell him nunny". I kick the nun.

"YOU DARE DEMEAN MY BELOVED CLEMENTINE?!" THE MAN shouts indigently "I'll burn your taint from this earth"

He grabs a match from his coat pocket and lights it, drawing it over his blade, which bursts into flames

"Layla!" maria shouts "stop pissing him off"

What do I say
[] Come on, hit me
[] So sad, a nun that died and rose up as an abomination unto god
[] Maria, aim for his knees 1d20 (for maria)
[] Tell him nun, tell him what you are
[] KRAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!
[] write in

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>>35947481
>[] KRAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!
Can't resist

>>35947481
>[] Tell him nun, tell him what you are

>>35947481
[] Maria, aim for his knees 1d20 (for maria)
[] Tell him nun, tell him what you are
[] KRAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

>>35947481
>[] KRAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!
If we still have the cross press it onto her face.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>35947481
[] Maria, aim for his knees 1d20 (for maria)
[] Tell him nun, tell him what you are

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>>35947481
>[x] KRAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

>>35947481
>[] Tell him nun, tell him what you are
>[] KRAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

>>35947481
>[] Tell him nun, tell him what you are

>>35947481
>[] KRAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>35947481
>[] Maria, aim for his knees 1d20 (for maria)
>[] Tell him nun, tell him what you are
>[] KRAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

Maybe if you beg me real nicely, I'll let the two of you stay together forever

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>35947481
>[] Maria, aim for his knees 1d20 (for maria)
>[] Tell him nun, tell him what you are
>[] KRAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

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>>35947481
>[] Tell him nun, tell him what you are
>[] KRAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>35947481
>[] So sad, a nun that died and rose up as an abomination unto god
>[] Maria, aim for his knees 1d20 (for maria)
>[] Tell him nun, tell him what you are

>>35947481
>[] Tell him nun, tell him what you are
>[] KRAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!
Your darling Clementine is lost and gone forever!

>>35947648
Ooooh, nice.

"Tell him Nun, Tell him what you've become" I say as tears roll down my eyes. the sack squirms, and I can hear her repeat her apparent name over and over, as if trying to make sure it's hers.

"TELL HIM" I scream, causing maria to flinch "NOW!"

"I'm...dead" She says, sobbing underneath her bindings "She...killed me Carlos, she killed me". Maria looks at me, and mouths three words I can read off her lips What, the, and fuck.

"What vile magics have you spun here demon" Carlos the brave knight says, his voice wavering "What have you done to her?"

"Oh not much, just a simple injection" I say "or rather a transfusion"

"Please Carlos" The nun cries "Leave, she'll lead you to the path of damnation as she has done with me, leave".

"What did you DO TO HER" He shouts.

"I killed her" I says "ehehe, and then I brought her back, but god didn't want her anymore, so she's mine".

"I'm sorry" the nun blubbers "I'm sorry". Maria stares at me

"Layla" She says quietly "what did you do?"

"I turned her into one of the dammed, a cursed blood sucker who shall walk the earth forever more" I says throwing my arms out "YOUR DARLING CLEMENTINE IS LOST AND GONE FOREVER". Maria makes a strange noise like a scared dog. The nun says not a word. The knight grabs the handle of his sword with both hands. And I remember me and maria are about to fight a knight of god in nothing but our bathing suits and our hoodie/shirt respectively

FUN FUN FUN

"BEAST, SNAKE, DECEIVER" The man shouts as he charges me "I SHALL RID HUMANITY OF YOUR SHADOW"

roll 1d20

>>35947784
Ok just imagine Layla laughed after the last sentence she spoke,

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35947784
Time for ones!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>35947784

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>35947784
Time for fun.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35947784

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>35947784

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>35947784
IN THE NAME OF GOD I STRIKE AT THEE!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>35947868
This is no place for your god. Away with you.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35947784
we ded now
also didn't think those words would be used.

I try and dodge from his strike, but I realize I was watching the wrong thing, as he knees me in my stomach, hard enough to lift me from the ground. I hit the lifeless dirt with a thud, my breath gone. I laugh weakly as I stand, a sharp pain in my chest as I rise up.

"Layla!" Maria shouts before the knight gets between us and raises his sword, intent on chopping me in half. I roll to side as he impales it into the ground where I was, red dust being thrown into the air as he does so. He raises his sword again, poised to stab it through me
A shot rings out as Maria fires upon my attacker, but the bullet pings off the armor on his leg.

He turns with a fire in his eyes, he raises his blade.

What do I do
[] Jump on his back 1d20
[] Something in me, burns (wild magic) 1d20
[] MARIA VISION
[] Get his attention back onto you
[] write in

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>35947992
>[] Jump on his back 1d20

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35947992
>[] Something in me, burns (wild magic) 1d20
Can't resist the magic, this shall be fun.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>35947992
>[] Jump on his back 1d20

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>35947992
>[x] Something in me, burns (wild magic) 1d20

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>these rolls
And then everything went horribly.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>35947992
>[] Something in me, burns (wild magic) 1d20

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>35947992
>[] Something in me, burns (wild magic) 1d20
The power of madness, go!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>35947992
[] Something in me, burns (wild magic) 1d20
QUICK TURN HIM INTO AN ACTUAL CAT! SHOW THAT WHICH WHO'S BOSS!

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35947992
>[] Something in me, burns (wild magic) 1d20

>>35948048
I also vote for maria vision.
so ded, how fun.

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>Carlos' face when these rolls

Rolled 19 (1d20)

All is lost.

Geez, it sure would be good if we had a coin right about now wouldn't it...

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>35948038
>Rolled 10
And the best we get is a perfect average...

>>35948191
AHAHAHAHAH

>>35948191
Oh of course I roll a fucking 20 too late now as my first post in this thread...

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>>35948191
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE NEEDED YOU ANON!?!?!

>>35948191
FUCK YOU AND YOUR TWENTY!
>>35948173
We wouldn't have used it. It wasn't a critical failure.

>>35948173
Shut up bitch, was totally worth it.

Something in me, BURNS. I clutch my stomach as it mingles with the pain from the knee to my stomach. I moan in pain as I have what can only be described as an unnatural case of indigestion. I retch and vomit a stream of sickly green fire, that burns the lifeless dry dirt below me.

Maria screams and clutches her face as the knight slashes at her.

I hear a cracking sound somewhere in my head as it happens.

I stand back up, filled with fury

What do I do
[] Charge him 1d20
[] focus the burn (less wild wild magic) 1d20
[] Syringe, to his neck 1d20
[] kill the nun
[] write in

>>35948219
Asleep anon

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>35948239
>[x] focus the burn (less wild wild magic) 1d20

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>35948239
>[] focus the burn (less wild wild magic) 1d20

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>35948239
>[] focus the burn (less wild wild magic) 1d20
LET"S GO

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>35948239
>[] Syringe, to his neck 1d20
Hasn't failed us yet....

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35948239
>[] focus the burn (less wild wild magic) 1d20
FUCK YOU LITTLE KNIGHT MAN

DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH OUR MARIA

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35948239
[] focus the burn (less wild wild magic) 1d20

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>35948239
>[] Syringe, to his neck 1d20

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>35948272
>>35948282
hopefully these are good enough, that 17 should be

>>35948272
Thank you.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>35948239
>[] Eat nun
>[] Absolve sins

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>35948239
>[] Syringe, to his neck 1d20

>>35948239
>[] focus the burn (less wild wild magic) 1d20

I feel a burning rage build within me as I force myself to stand despite the pain, I bite my lip, as my throat burns like a fire.
The knight raises his sword to cut off the head
OF
MY
MARIA
I open my mouth and a stream of dark green fire with a black core shoots out followed by a scent of brimstone as I scream in rage.

The knight is pushed forward slightly, but stays on his feet, now covered in green flames, his eyes a burning stare of murderous rage. I see Maria, there's a nasty cut across her face, which is covered with blood.

"DEMON" He shouts "BY MY RIGHTEOUS FIRE BE PURGED". He throws his sword At

OH MY GOD

1d20

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35948442

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>35948442
Uhhhh

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>35948442

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>35948442

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>35948442
Dice gods give me strength.

>>35948465
Solid

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>35948442
FUCK YOU LITTLE GOD MAN, WE'LL FEED YOU TO YOUR PRECIOUS CLEMENTINE

I stare at the large blade flung at me for a moment, before sidestepping out of the way, it nearly clipping me before it impales itself four yards away behind me. I watch as the burning man reaches into his coat and pulls to smaller swords out from his coat, slamming them together.
there's a sound of shattering glass, and they to catch fire and burn away as does his back covered in whatever came from inside me.

I smile as I see Maria, stand, her eyes cold and calculated, but filled with similar rage to mine
"Maria" has come out

"Heathens, whores" he almost sings "demons, all will fall before my righteous blades".

"Well aren't you a bundle of joy" I growl as he gets closer, causing his death glare to grow even more intense

What do I do
[] I am the distraction ("Maria" takes a shot) 1d20
[] I AM THE HAMMER (attack head on) 1d20
[] I am the, oh god not again (wild magic) 1d20
[] I am the devil (grab nun)
[] I am the...write in

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>35948620
[] I am the, oh god not again (wild magic) 1d20

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>35948620
>[] I am the distraction ("Maria" takes a shot) 1d20
Might as well let "Maria" in on the action.

>>35948620
>[] I am the devil (grab nun)
>"Wanna play a game?"

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>35948620
>[x] I am the, oh god not again (wild magic) 1d20

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>35948620
> [] I am the distraction ("Maria" takes a shot) 1d20

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35948620
>[] I am the, oh god not again (wild magic) 1d20

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>35948620
>[] I am the distraction ("Maria" takes a shot) 1d20
time for those catlike moves

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>35948620
>[] I am the, oh god not again (wild magic) 1d20

>>35948620
>[] I am the distraction ("Maria" takes a shot) 1d20

>>35948620
>[] I am the night
Kung fu his punk ass.

>>35948693
20... why do you mock us?

>>35948620
>[] I am the devil (grab nun)

>>35948715
Do not question the 20, Heathen! The 20 will come to us when it is good and ready!

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35948715
I hope we can utilise the late 20's after the fight with Maria cuddles and care as we get her healed

>>35948620
>[x] I am the devil (grab nun)

>>35948620
>[] I am the, oh god not again (wild magic) 1d20

>>35948715
Moot has it rigged.

"Maria" loads her revolver and for the all the time I knew her and her other half, she smiles. Almost as disturbingly as I do. I know what I must do as the mad priest clashes his swords together, sending sparks through the air as he laughs from behind his helmet gas mask.

I Open my mouth as more burn travels up my throat, a wall of fire and half formed hands of shadow fly from my mouth. The Man turns into a human blender, his arms swinging wildly to put out the wall of death and flame before him, the two different seemingly battling eachother as their creators do.

"COME ON YOU PEDOPHILE" I Shout running towards the nun "You'd be a lot faster if I was a boy, wouldn't you". His eye twitches as he charges me

"AWAY FROM HER DEMON" He shouts.

*Bang*
Crimson flies from his back in a spray, and he stops for a second, planting a sword into the ground as to stay standing, and then I see "Maria" running at him from behind, revolver in her hands. He swings his free sword at her, and she catches it on the barrel of her gun, sparks flying for a brief moment as She struggles against the man.

He twists around, still battling Maria in a fight of who's rage is stronger with one hand and sword. He grabs the other and

Oh come on seriously!

1d20 to dodge flying sword

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>35948870
So many dodges

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35948870

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>35948870

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>35948870

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>35948870

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>35948870
FUCK YOUR FLYING SWORD

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>35948899
Oh thank fuck for you anon

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>>35948899
>>35948901
Holy shit that was close

>>35948930
You should get some new gifs.

>>35948928
Right? Feeling lucky and sweating bullets.

I lean to the side as the burning sword flies at me. I manage to get out of the way far better this time, as the sword flies through the air and impales itself into one of the trees surrounding us.

*Bang*, a spray of crimson
*thud*
"Maria" goes flying as the knight clutches his wounded shoulder. He spins his remaining sword around, it's flames dancing around joyfully as he does so walking ever so slowy towards the struggling to stand "Maria"
*Bang Bang*
two more shots are fired off and they plink off his chest plate, stopping him for a moment or two each.
I begin running at him, trying to put together a plan as I run at him, as "Maria" stands slowly, and holds her revolver, ready to use it as a make shift club

What do I do?
[] pounce 1d20
[] Try and pick up his first sword 1d20
[] OI ASSHOLE *syringe* 1d20
[] "Maria Vision"
[]write in

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35949056
>[] OI ASSHOLE *syringe* 1d20

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>35949056
>[x] OI ASSHOLE *syringe* 1d20

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>35949056
>[] OI ASSHOLE *syringe* 1d20

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>35949056
>[] OI ASSHOLE *syringe* 1d20

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>35949056
>[] OI ASSHOLE *syringe* 1d20

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>35949056
>[] OI ASSHOLE *syringe* 1d20
I want him alive and captured.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>35949056
[] OI ASSHOLE *syringe* 1d20
Feed him to the nun. No redemption for her... she can see how far she's fallen.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>35949056
>[] pounce 1d20
then
>[] OI ASSHOLE *syringe* 1d20

>>35949167
Oh that would be delicious. We keep him alive and use his blood to feed her. For now at least

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>>35949167
Waaaaay ahead of you.....

>>35949192
>>35949214

Nah I was thinking more she drains him to death. Keeping him around might be more trouble than it's worth.

"Oi Asshole!" I shout as I run up and jump at him, grabbing a syringe filled with muscle relaxant from my hoodie as I leap through the air. He turns and stabs at me, but I was a bit farther to the left than he expected, and the sword passes by my harmlessly as I latch onto his neck jamming the needle into his neck and pressing down, before I let go and slide between his legs before he is able to toss me off like he did to "Maria" Mere moments ago

He raises his leg to stomp on me and I roll out of the way. He reaches into his coat and pulls out a hatchet which....he doesn't set on fire. he moves forward slower than before, his arms less responsive than before.

"Your venom will not fell me serpent" He growls as Maria reloads behind him, and aims for his back
.
*bang*
a spray of crimson and he stops for a second, Turning to face both of us at once

"Come then" He says arms held out "Face Carlos of the burning blades, AND BE BURNT AWAY LIKE THE TAINT YOU ARE!"

What do you do?
[] write in 1d20

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>35949265
Turn his ass into a cat.

>>35949265
>Try not to laugh at his ridiculous name.FAIL HARCORE

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>35949265
Keep our distance, let him weaken.

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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>35949284

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>35949265
Laugh at his name

>>35949284
I fucking hate you.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35949265
>Don't be such a hot head

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>>35949284
Carlos' FW

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>35949265
Laugh like crazy and keep our distance, keep goading him, the more we make him angry and run around, the better the poison works

>>35949284
GOD DAMNIT ANON

FUCK YOU

Rolled 12 (1d20)

Yep, totally could have used that lucky coin right now...

We really need to find a way of getting more of those because we end up using more than 1 a thread whenever we get in a fight.

>>35949284
Use a coin?

>>35949359
We have none.

>>35949265
Syringes are truly our arm blades

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>35949359
We would if we had any, but we don't

>>35949348
>We really need to find a way of getting more of those because we end up using more than 1 a thread whenever we get in a fight.
Agreed, we burn through those like a motherfucker.

We need to get more of them because 1 a mission isn't really all that helpful when we use them so often to negate 1's

>>35949433
AHAHAHAHAHA

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35949433
Oh of course I roll ANOTHER FUCKING 20 WHEN ITS TOO LATE

FUCK YOU DICE GODS

FUCK YOU

>>35949459
Just take your fucking dice off already.

>>35949284
Did we just accidentally fully shapeshift into a house cat?

>>35949467
No. God I hope not.. that's no..

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35949466
NO

>>35949433
>>35949284
HM >>35949319 Does this do anything?!

>>35949492
Far too late. He's already writing.

>>35949492
I hope they cancel out, but I think that 20 is sadly too late

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>>35949515
>>35949514
No...

He stands there, staring ahead, his eyes closed as he listens to the world around him.
Maria charges him, he grabs her from under arm using the flat side of his blade, burning her shirt as he flings her through the air, before she lands with a thud before him. He raises axe and a sword and brings them down. Before I get his attention with a thrown rock to his head, creating a resounding thunk as he turns around and rushes me, his arms falling limp as he runs, but a sword is still pointed at the end. his arms don't work anymore and he still able to use his fucking sword?! That's

Oh
well
fuck

And then, In a flash "Maria" Is infront of me
is she going to....no
NO

"Maria" Vision
Layla is pushing against me in this one long drawn out moment as the flaming priests runs at her to use his momentum to stab his blade into her gut, I do not understand why she is doing this, I am doing this to save her. Maria doesn't like it when I let her things get broken, well my things, we are one and the same after all
I smile

What do I do
[] let her push me out of the way
[] stand my ground

>>35949553
[] let her push me out of the way

>>35949553
>[] let her push me out of the way

>>35949553
>[] let her push me out of the way

>>35949553
>[] let her push me out of the way

>>35949553
>[x] let her push me out of the way

>>35949553
>[] let her push me out of the way
Layla always comes back from those hits.

She'd be pissed if you got hurt anyway.

>>35949553
[] let her push me out of the way
No

>>35949553
>[] let her push me out of the way
God fucking dammit dice gods

We are going to watch over her in the infirmary while she heals and make sure that none of the night shift can fuck with our kitty otherwise we will ruin them.

We shall help her heal faster through the power of love and cuddles

>>35949553
>[x] let her push me out of the way
Layla almost dies all the time, but nobody gets to hurt her Maria.

Layla vison
Ooow? why am I off the ground. Oh. I look down at the mad eyes of the priestly knight, and feel a piercing pain in my back as I open my mouth and see a splotch of red fly onto the face of rage induced madness, his eyes laughing at me as He uses his body to toss me away as his arms are useless, swinging around. I hit the ground with a thud and a realization I've been impaled by a still burning blade

Maria vison
What's going on, I see Layla on the floor, a...a..sword sticking out of her.

I stare at the priest before me as I feel my head burn and throb as I feel an almost unfamiliar emotion, hate
He is going to die

What do I do Current sun god rounds 1 current lucky coins 2
[] Calm down, Aim 1d20
[] fire all round 1d20
[] Tackle him 1d20
[] Write in

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>35949737
[] Calm down, Aim 1d20

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>35949737
>[] Calm down, Aim 1d20