>>35911541
> The Celtics
I got no idea about american basketball

>>35911541
> My new Nike cap (courtesy of Brigette at a steep discount)

Nike: The goddess of victory. Seems appropriate

>>35911541
PLEASE INCLUDE TWITTER IN OP POST NEXT TIME THANK YOU

>>35911541
>> My new Nike cap (courtesy of Brigette at a steep discount)

>>35911541
>>35911570
This

>>35911541
>> My new Nike cap (courtesy of Brigette at a steep discount)

>>35911541
I'm the autist who has ben doing the greentext posts but I won't be able to participate in the middle, will have to leave for 2 hours in 2 hours or so, so that is unfortunate.
/blog

>>35911614
Also, is the bonny/kat scene lost to the ages, or did I miss it being posted?

>>35911614
Uhhh.... Okay. I guess.

Could someone post the link the "girls list" pastebin?

A new cap for a new day.

"I've got no strings to hold me down," I do that kinda hum-sing thing as I skip down the stairs, ready for my big return. Yeah, I guess I should still feel bad for my sister and everything about the other night but, fuck it. I've got a new hat and a new outlook on life. Things are looking up, McGill!

Now, good clean uniform, all my books in a new bag - all thanks to Brigette and her work buddy - and I'm ready to meet the new day.

I could hop on my old bike for old times sake, or I could get a lift from my bitch Andrea, or hell I could just try my luck and steal the neighbor's car. Right now I feel like I can do anything!

> steal the car
> get Andrea to drive me
> take the bike

>>35911646
> Steal the car

>>35911646
> get Andrea to drive me

>>35911646
> get Andrea to drive me
and give her some pleasure when we get there for being a good bitch

>>35911623
>>35911623
It wasn't posted. OP had to bail before he finished the scene, and he started the next thread with Bonny and Kat leaving Danny's apartment after he gave them a solid dicking

>>35911672
>after he gave them a solid dicking
Nah, they didn't get the D yet. Just a lot of sex stuff.

>>35911646
>> get Andrea to drive me

>>35911692
Yay. Thank fuck.

>>35911692
>Nah, they didn't get the D yet. Just a lot of sex stuff.
Oh. Well...uhhh...
We should rectify that as quickly as possible.

>>35911717
Nah. I think we should take it steadily with Bonny. With Kat and the rest of her class though? 100% correct

>>35911646
>take the bike

>>35911722
Take it steady With Bonnie? Is that even possible? We are fucking Bonnie's mom after all.

>>35911717
I'm the one you replied to and I'm actually happy we didn't fuck them. Was just intereted in t ifbit was written, but I prefer it this way.

>>35911740
I don't see how that's related at all.

Who will be our next maenad ?

>>35911782
I want to make Alma a handmaiden

>>35911758
It seems you and I have different ideas about what "taking it steady" means. Bonnie has seen us fucking her mom twice. The first time she us fucking her mom was within minutes of being introduced to Danny. That is not slow and steady. That is moving at break neck speed.

>>35911793
And both of them she's forgotten, because we told her to.
Congrats.

Y'know, I don't need to get myself to school. I got a driver on hand.

I find Andrea cleaning up in the kitchen. Jackie's already taken off. Andrea is still just wearing that baggy hoody like it's a dress. Her hair was now short black fuzz instead of shaved down to the scalp. She set down a plate, rubbed her wrist.

"Yo bitch," I said, enjoying the way she kinda scowled at me, but her tits perked up at the same time.

"You've gotta drive me to school," I said. Why have a bitch with a car and not have her chauffeur me around?

"Yeah, yeah," she said, scooping up her keys.

Her low-rider was a tough muscle car with an engine that made the thing rumble. We get in, she turns the key and pulls out of the drive.

Now I'm looking at her. She's always scowling, scowling at the road, scowling at the pedestrians, scowling at the other cars. Scowling at me.

Should do something about that. I reach over.

"The fuck you doin'?" she said as I pushed my hand between her legs.

Her scowl turns into a surprised blush and cough as I push my fingers up against her panties, press 'em deep to feel the line of her slit.

"You should smile more," I said, "Good looking girl like you should smile more often." She nearly frowned at me but a push of my fingers brought that flushed gasp back on her face. Now that's a look that suited her.

When she drops me off out the gates I get her to give a quick suck of my sticky fingers.

"Good bitch," I said, grinning as I slid out the door.

I'm pretty on time today. And not a one person gives a shit at the sight of me. No body stops to say 'hey buddy, you're back!' or anything like that. The herd moves on. Ah well, fuck it. I join that herd, heading to homeroom.

When I get there things are a little different. No Ms Carpenter. We had Miss Roundtree instead.

'Sex Ed' was written on the white board. She flashed me a smile, tapping the green marker on the table.

> sit with Miska
> sit with Brigette
> sit with Alma
> just take a seat

>>35911787
She is a very good fuck, i propose to make her a servant.

>>35911810
> just take a seat

>>35911813
fuck that, I don't want to ruin her and turn her into a mindless puppet

we ain't servanting any of our girls so far, if we need servants, we go get new girls

>>35911810
> sit with Alma

>>35911810
> just take a seat
Be a good student

>>35911810
>> sit with Alma

>>35911810
> sit with Miska
> sit with Brigette
> sit with Alma

In between all of them!

>>35911810
> just take a seat

>>35911813
Yeah nah, we're not going to destroy her mind and turn her into a mindless doll.

She's spartan waifu material, she'll make a good handmaiden, like the other anon said, if we're going to servant someone, it should not be one of our girl we've currently got.

>>35911810
> just take a seat

>>35911810
> just take a seat

Forgot to mention but I'll say it now: I deeply regret mentioning other Pantheons existing in the info-dump. Consider that part non-canon. There are no other pantheons but the Greek one and whatever their mysterious enemy is.

Sorry if that's a bit annoying to you all, but after seeing a bit of the meta-discussion, realized myself how much of a cluster fuck the whole thing is.

>>35911848
Which part was this?

>>35911848
no worries OP

>>35911848
That's good thing, I think. We no longer have to worry about Jesus sending Michael and Gabriel to pack Danny's shit in when he inevitably seduces a convent of nuns.

>>35911810
I don't like this, kiss roundtree is dangerous, sit alone but let the girls know we've noticed them.

>>35911870
Speaking of Nuns...

How about we take over Bonny's school, (or any school really), and use an excuse of a field trip to go to a Nunnary? Then we can have a really big orgy

>>35911877
I don't remember Roundtree, what's she done?

>>35911877
*miss roundtre
oops
>>35911891
>'Sex Ed' was written on the white board. She flashed me a smile, tapping the green marker on the table.

I think about kickin' it with Alma but she's got a funny look on her face that I don't like. When she sees me, she pointedly looks back at the white board.

A couple other students arrive as I take a seat. Brigette's twin brother pops down one side of me and Ellie on the other. She wasn't usually part of our homeroom group. She winked at me. It felt funny, I could almost feel her. Like a hand on the back of my neck. It was a pretty good feeling.

Miss Roundtree clapped for attention. She was a perky girl, mid-twenties, brown hair some folks might call 'chestnut'. She had it in a straight fringe and tied up at the back. Had a heart shaped face and wore sweater vests even in summer.

Miss Roundtree had a banana on her desk.

"Now kids, we're here to talk about a very serious subject," she said, "The big S-E-X. Now I know some of you are already sexually active, which is cool, but it means you guys have to pay twice as much attention." She scrawled a couple lines under the words SEX ED for emphasis. "Nobody wants a baby or hepatitis at sixteen, yeah?"

"Now, who can tell me what the best way of avoiding the perils of pregnancy and stds is?" She crooked a brow and leaned against the desk, looking at the students.

"Abstinence!" Brigette's twin brother said.

"Sure...sure..." she said, "But who actually practices abstinence?"

A couple hands shot up. Rebecca and Brooke, the two Christian Champions of the school, as well as Brigette's bro and a couple of guys. Tom, who was also a Christian Champion, and Mike who was just fat and awkward.

"I think she meant by choice," Ellie said to a burst of snickering from the rest of the class.

Miss Roundtree tapped the marker on the desk. "Don't make fun Ms Blinks," she said, "These kids are being responsible young adults. But the rest of you should pay attention." She pulled a little foil wrapper out of her pocket. A condom. "Wear a rubber," she said, "That's the best thing you young men can do. Or risk a life of child support and gonorrhea."

She whisked the pack open between her teeth. I'd never worn a condom before. Well, not during sex. I'd jerked off into one once when I was thirteen. It had been pretty dumb. The thing looked pretty small in the teacher's fingers. Too small for what I was packing.

She picked up the banana. "Would anyone like to demonstrate?" she asked.

> sure
> nah

>>35911972
>sure

>>35911972
>> sure

Better hope she has XXL size

>>35911972
> nah

Come on now, who wants to get up in front of the class and put a condom on a banana, really?

>>35911972
> nah
Not like we've used one.

>>35911972
> nah

>>35911972
>nah
I feel like this could be a trap
If we are doing it, just put it on the banana, and if we want to boast then ask if there are bihger sizes, or does this fit all

>>35911972
>sure

>>35912009
it's in the post that we have though
but yeah I vote not to do it too

>>35911972
> nah

>>35911972
>nah
I think the really important question here is, Rebecca and Brooke, are either of them hot?

We should take a couple home or buy some to try it on at home, see if it hits, we need to buy contraception pills for our girls either way.

>>35912008
Who says we'd put it on the banana?
And after we give up putting it on because it's too small, we compromise by giving the class a demonstration of unsafe sex with Ms Roundtree.

>>35912043
Considering the class half full of guys we can't control, and potentially at least one supernatural being, that seems like an awful idea.

>>35912043
I hope you're just joking. We could ask for some advice from Roundtree later in private if you guys want to fuck her, but I'm suspicious of her to be honest. Might be an enemy.

>>35912050
>>35912052
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one getting into the spirit of this quest.

>>35912066
Sometimes I feel like you're trying to get in danger on purpose.

>>35912075

Well, it is a Greek mythology quest.

>>35912052
I doubt that. We just do what we always do, use a bit of subtle power.

I agree though, we could talk to her after class, convince her to give us a private lesson.

>>35912066
I'd just rather not publicly broadcast to the world that Danny's a Satyr when there are things out there willing to kill him for it.

To quote Smiling Jack: "We live in the age of cell phone cameras, fuckups ain't tolerated".

>>35912066
Sometimes I feel like you are monumentally stupid.

Such bold plans require time and setup and preparation, which we've none of currently.

I'm all for such things, but not now, we ain't powerful enough for it by a long way.

>>35912083
>I agree though, we could talk to her after class, convince her to give us a private lesson.
That sounds good

maybe approach her at the end of class and quietly ask her for some private advice

then when we're somewhere quiet whip out our dick ans ask for some advice on getting a condom to fit it

Fuck that. I just kick my feet up and watch the show. Instead she points out to Miska. The tall Kazakh girl pretty much runs up to the front of the class. She must have a game or something, she was wearing her volleyball outfit. She bowed in front of the class, took the banana and the condom. She frowned at the condom, and at the banana.

"This is too small," she said in her broken English.

Miss Roundtree and half the class giggled. "It's big enough," she said, "The average guy is about five or six inches long and four inches around. Trust me girls, that's enough. And guys, you have nothing to be ashamed about if its a little under that. It will get the job done." She leaned against the desk, a cool, experienced adult.

Miska held up the banana, still frowning. "No," she said, "Is too small." She looked over the banana at me with a twinkle in her eye. "Need to be..." she held her hand out another couple inches from the end of the banana. I coughed, pulled the brim of my hat down.

Miss Roundtree sighed, rolled her eyes. "I thought we might be mature today. Go sit down Miss Kylzbek." She took the banana back and pointed to the class. "Believe me, you don't want a dick that's too big. Past a certain size and you start getting a thing called 'diminishing returns'. Bigger isn't always better and size really doesn't matter at the end of the day."

"You sound like you've never had a big dick before Miss," man I was surprised it was Alma that called that out. I turned to look back at her. She had her arms crossed and was looking at me, kinda smiling but not in a happy way. "A proper big dick will blow your mind."

Miss Roundtree blushed bright red. "Any more chatter like that Ms Gibson and you can wait outside," she said, pointing to the door with the banana. "Now, would anyone else like to demonstrate how to put a condom on?"

> yeah
> nah
> suggest she just show us already

>>35912114
> nah

>>35912114
> suggest she just show us already

>>35912114
>suggest she just show us
Man, need to discipline our girls.

>>35912114
>> nah

>>35912114
> suggest she just show us already
maybe with a subtle bit of power behind it

>>35912114
>> suggest she just show us already

>>35912114
>> suggest she just show us already

>>35912114
> nah

>>35912114
> suggest she just show us already
Oh yeah, we definitely need to ask for extra help after class.

>>35912114
> nah

>>35912114
> nah

>>35912114
> nah

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>35912148
Tie.

1 is show us. 2 is 'nah'.

>>35912114

After school we need to instruct Miss Roundtree about true myths.

>>35912172
aw, I thought hey could be combined since both involve not doing it ourselves

>>35912172
2

Also, never got an answer, are either of the christian girls you mentioned before hot?

What does Round tree even look like?

>>35912185
No, they're absolutely hideous.

>>35912191
Did OP drop his trip or are you just some anon talking out of his ass?

>>35912200
Yes

>>35912190

>>35911961
>Miss Roundtree clapped for attention. She was a perky girl, mid-twenties, brown hair some folks might call 'chestnut'. She had it in a straight fringe and tied up at the back. Had a heart shaped face and wore sweater vests even in summer.

Aw man, it was a perfect chance for some exhibitionism.

>>35912271
Let's save that for when we're powerful enough to get away with it.

>>35912271
I understand your frustration.

I just keep my head down. It's my first day back and I don't want to advertise too much. Fat Mike came up and akwardly rolled the condom down the banana, staring at Miss Roundtree the entire time.

"Very good Michael," she said, holding the banana up. She pulled a couple boxes of condoms out of her bag and set them on the table. "Everyone take one, even if you don't believe in pre-marital sex it doesn't hurt to have one on hand just in case a friend needs one. Be safe, not sorry."

Ellie and Brigette hand the condoms out to the class. When Brigette puts one on my desk I pluck the brim of my hat.

"You're gross," she said with her nose turned up, but she still brushed her thigh up against my shoulder. I looked at the damn thing. The packet crinkled under my fingers, my mouth filled with a sour taste at the sight of it. I don't know, something about it just seemed wrong to me.

Rebecca gasped when Ellie tried to hand her one. "I'm not a slut, and none of my friends are either!" Rebecca was a good girl, from everything I'd heard. Sang in her Church choir. She had rich brown hair, straight down her back and framing her high cheek bones and sharp chin. She had almond shaped eyes, blue. She was friends with Bethany Jones, and part of her Christian Youth group. Had a face that radiated angelic innocence, had thighs that could crack a walnut and had tits that were the dream of many a man, old and young.

>>35912289
>angelic innocence
Aww yes, time to ruin that.

"You heard her," Brooke said when Ellie tried to pass one to her. Brooke was Chinese-American, and had skin almost like a parody, near yellow with long eyes. She had puckered-up lips and when she smiled looked like a cat. She was a gymnast. I'd seen her at gym in that tight outfit twirling a ribbon. Hard as a rock. She was as good a good girl as Rebecca. The two were in-cahoots. Some folks reckoned Brooke was the ugly best-friend, but that's just because her tits were smaller and she was slimmer. She had an ass I could bounce a quarter off.

Both wore little gold crucifixes for everyone to see. 'Christian Champions'. A youth group that worked to uplift the moral spirit of the school through the teachings of Jesus. Like I said, Bethany Jones was also a member. Something about the group attracted the good looking good girls.

Ellie just smiled and moved on, leaving the condoms on their desks. The male Christians weren't as hostile.

The bell rang.

> hang back a bit and talk to Ms Roundtree
> head to English
> skip class and hang out behind the bleachers

>>35912300
> hang back a bit and talk to Ms Roundtree

>>35912300
>> skip class and hang out behind the bleachers

>>35912300
> hang back a bit and talk to Ms Roundtree
Must remember to investigate the 'Christian Champions' more later.

>>35912300
> hang back a bit and talk to Ms Roundtree

>>35912300
>> head to English
We just found our first two servants

>>35912300
>> hang back a bit and talk to Ms Roundtree
Talk to her about a 'problem' with these condoms

>>35912300
> hang back a bit and talk to Ms Roundtree
Let's grab a teacher so we can infiltrate the announcement system at some point for music

>>35912300
>> head to English

>>35912300
> hang back a bit and talk to Ms Roundtree
She needs to help us with our unique 'problem'.

>>35912300
>hang back a bit and talk to Ms Roundtree

Teach her how a big dick is fun.

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>>35912289
>The packet crinkled under my fingers, my mouth filled with a sour taste at the sight of it.
Danny, the son of a fertility god, has a supernatural aversion to things that inhibit fertility.

I like where this is going

I hang back a bit as the other students file out, hands in my pockets.

Miss Round tree only notices as she pulls on her bag, a trendy little satchel.

"Oh, Danny," she said, adjusting her hair, "Was there anything you wanted to talk to me about?" She looked up at me with a friendly smile. Miss Roundtree came to work in sneakers and skinny jeans. She tapped one of her sneakers against the floor, waiting for an answer.

> write-in

>>35912365
"I was kind of embarrassed to talk about it in class,
but I wanted to talk about how condoms don't fit me."

>>35912365
"Sorry about Alma, I think she's gotten a few ideas in her head after a little thing."
"Err... I'd like to ask if you did have any bigger ones though, condoms, I mean."

>>35912365
>I don't think the condom you gave me will fit.

>>35912365
>Erm, it's sort of a private question, could you lock the door or something?
>It's just, you know, I wonder if you could show me how to put one on again?
>when she does put it on the banana say "okay but, does that fit all sizes? It seems too small for me"
>tell her to see for herself if she doesn't believe us
Be sncere looking/sounding during this, and act embarrassed/awkward

>>35912365
This >>35912398

Possibly with a touch of Satyr power behind it to convince her.

>>35912408
We could ask if it's true that going raw feels better and if there are other forms of contraception maybe?

>>35912398
Second

I closed the door behind me. "It's kind of embarrassing," I said, "And I'm a little sensitive about it but I don't think the condom I got is going to fit me." I shuffle my feet a little and lean against the door, looking away from her. I'm not really that embarrassed.

"It's okay if you aren't the ideal," she said, putting a hand on my arm, "Porn has given young men a false expectation about what's the 'normal' size. If you aren't quite as big as everyone else it's okay, and there are condom sizes that will fit you."

"N-nah," I said, shooting her a look. Did she think I was...? "No, no! I mean, not like that." I pulled out the condom. "I mean I think I-I'm too big."

She gave a smirk. "Don't be silly Daniel, I'm sure it fits fine. Condoms are meant to stretch."

"I'm serious," I said, "It won't fit."

Then she rolled her eyes. "Look, don't be such a juvenile guy about it. Even if you're bigger than average I strongly doubt you're so big it won't fit. And if you're just doing something to try and impress me like I said, 'size doesn't matter'. Big or small."

"See for yourself," I said, and pulled him out. Hard in my hand.

"Look Danny you are being 'very' inapropri..." her words trailed off, her mouth hung open. I pulled open the condom packet. She took a swallow.

> write-in

>>35912445
"Go on, try to put it on, it won't fit"

>>35912445
"I bet it won't fit. And I hear that it just does not feel as nice as going raw."

>>35912445
>I mean, maybe I'm just doing it wrong or something, can you show me?

>>35912458
>>35912445
There we go.

>>35912445
>Write in
"Maybe you can recommend something else if it doesn't fit? I heard doing it raw is more fun for both parties, is that right miss?"

>>35912445
combine >>35912465 and >>35912475

"It won't fit," I said.

She circumnavigated the head of my dick with one hand, not touching it, just measuring it, cocking her head back and forth as she tried to get its dimensions.

"Well, it is big," she said. I handed her the condom. "But it should still fit, maybe."

She held the condom in front of the head, checking it once and twice, thinking it all over. She peered around the edge of the condom, lips pressed into a thin line.

"I hear sex is better without condoms anyway," I said, not really knowing for sure but something in my gut said I was right.

Miss Roundtree just waved a hand at that. "Another myth," she said, "Don't believe a thing you see on the internet."

She pinched out the tip of the condom, touched it against the very tip of my head. "Wow, this is inappropriate," she said. But it made it obvious my head was much bigger than the little white disc. She rolled it back and I clenched my teeth. It did kind of fit, but damn was it tight. She rolled it down very carefully, until it was over the head. "Jesus this is...uh..."

She looked up at me. Damn thing was like a vice.

"This condom -is- one of the big ones," she said with a slight blush.

"It. Doesn't. Fit," I snarled as she tried to pull it down once more. She back up, peeling it off. Oh well, that felt better. I gave a re-leaved sigh, my dick bouncing once as it was freed from the cruel trap.

> write-in

>>35912530
Sit Ms Roundtree on her desk, take off her jeans and panties and show her size does matter.

>>35912530
"Is there something else I could use? That's like having my dick in a goddamn vice."

>>35912530
Well shit, guess we'll have to try one of the other methods.

Tell her we've heard it works if you pull out before you cum yes I know it really doesn't, but whatever. Test that out with her, then forget to pull out anyway.

>>35912530
Maybe some of the things you here on the net are true? I should show you how much better sex is without a rubber.

>>35912530
Seconding >>35912544

then maybe use our power to head towards >>35912541

>>35912541
Nonono what are you doing. You leave them on, just pull them down enough. That way her legs are pinned together.

>>35912541
2soon faggot.

>>35912544
Seconding this.

>>35912541
Too fast man.

>>35912555
>Not wanting to fuck Ms roundtree as soon as practicable.
>Somehow I'm the faggot.

>>35912550
>Test that out with her, then forget to pull out anyway.
I like the way you think, anon

>>35912570
Yes. That's what I said. Congratualtions.

I think we shouldn't come inside her pussy wihout her asking. We could finish in her mouth or ass, or do
>we're fucking her, made her cum once, we're laying her on a dask on her back and fucking her
>bring her close to the edge, keep her there
>"Okay, I'm getting close to cumming, so I'll pull out soon. That's what you want after all, right? Okay, 10 last thrusts. 10,9,8,... (keep going deeper with every thrust, make the second to last be agonizingly slow to keep her right on the edge)
>"and the last" go as deep as we can, in just the right speed to push her just barely below the edge, keep her there
>whisper "I'll pull out if you don't stop me now"
>start slowly pulling out, keeping her on the edge
>if she wants us not to pull out, then I'd like it if she leglocked us
>smirk
>do a couple quick shallow thrusts
>go as deep as we can and cum inside her while laying in her so she can hold on to our back
this is my sugestion for the sex anyway
I second >>35912550 though, i like it, except for the " forget to pull out" thing
Ask her to see if maybe we aren't too big to have sex? We're insecure after all. Say we heard this makes it better for the girl and rub her breasts and clit
makenher cum about twice before the greentext above, make sure to lock the door and close the curtains or go to somewhere private

>>35912589
This.

"It was like a vice," I said, rubbing the head of my poor cock, "Is there something else I could use?"

"I-I-I guess you just better hope she's clean and on birth control," Miss Roundtree backed away from me, backed up against the desk. She wasn't looking at me, she still had her eyes on my cock.

"What if I just pulled out?" I asked, "Before I cum."

She shook her head. "That's, uh, very risky," she said, "Not practical at all."

I take a step forward and she backs up until she's half-sitting on the desk. When I'm standing in front of her where the same height, but she's still looking down at the thing quivering in my hand.

She's squirming on the desk, rubbing her legs together. I put my hands on her hips.

"This is extremely inappropriate," she said, as I pulled them down, down to her knees. She wore pink panties with white frills. I could see a tiny bit of bush through them. I slip them over my knuckles. "Extremely inappropriate!" I pulled them down too.

Her little pink cunt was glistening and ready for me.

She sat on the desk, hands propping her up, a nervous line of her lips crinkling as she looked down at it.

"Size doesn't matter," she said, "Size. Doesn't. Matter."

> j-j-jam it in
> put it away

>>35912644

>put it away

Make her say she's wrong and make her beg for it.

>>35912589
Lets wait until we actually get the the sex scene first.
I'd prefer it if all of our sex scenes didn't immidiately come from us going "Hey I'm bending you over the table now, haha!" Or "Hey, I'm your bitch and want to have sex with you, haha!"

>>35912644
> j-j-jam it in
but gently

"Well you've got to try it before you knock it right?"

>>35912644
> j-j-jam it in
Tell her to keep it down, it would be very inappropriate if anyone heard.

>>35912644
>> j-j-jam it in

>>35912644
>Write in
Just rub up against her for now, lets have a little chat.
"Where did you hear that miss, the Internet? Oh and... Are you on birth control?"

>>35912644
take it slow, kiss her, make sure she feels good, and then do >>35912589

>>35912665
>>35912644
This, she seems scared.

>>35912644
>Tease her with it

>>35912665
Seconding, make sure our hands are active though.

>>35912665
Thisnis good, I vote for this followed by >>35912673 if we fuck her.

>>35912679
>>35912665
>>35912675
This please.
Everyone wants to go so fast, it's kinda boring.

>>35912665
This.

>>35912665
Agreed, take our time.

>>35912644
>>35912655 here, changing to supporting >>35912665

>>35912644
I don't really understand what's a 'diminishing returns'.

>>35912719
Basically, it's how effective it is.
Lets say penis is 1 inch.
Penis then gives 1 pleasure.
Now, we go up to 5 inch.
Penis then gives 5 pleasure.
A diminishing return is when 6 inch, starts giving 5.5 pleasure, and every subsequent inch gives less pleasure each time.

>>35912733
How does one reach 10 pleasure then ?

>>35912762
Be a kid of Dionysus.

>>35912733
>>35912762
Fortunately our divine dick laughs in the face of conventional penis mathematics.

I rub the head of my cock against her little pink slit. It parted slightly, like it was waiting, but I didn't push through. Just rubbed it up and down.

"Size doesn't matter, huh?" I said, pushing it up along the slit until it stood up, waggled it at her like it was waving.

"I mean it," she said. Teacher was wearing a green sweater-vest today, with horizontal black zig-zags. Her chest was heaving. It made it harder to tell how big her tits were. Still, I put a hand to her stomache, pushed it up to show her navel. The shirt she wore underneath was a lot like the school uniform blouse.

"So, what's the biggest you've had?" I asked, "You seemed pretty confident saying big dicks are bad."

"A-about eight," she said.

I scoffed. "And what was the smallest?"

"F-four."

"And which was better?" I asked that as I slid up her wet slit, parting the lips like Moses. She made a huff and looked away. "Come on, be honest."

"T-the bigger one," she said, and I felt her hips move a little against my rubbing cock.

"You on birth control?" I asked. She nodded. I grinned, ran my hand down until my thumb brushed her clit. I circled it very softly. "Active, experienced girl like you would be on birth control."

"N-no, it's not like that," she said, "I've got a boyfriend!"

Boyfriend huh. "And how big is he?" I asked.

She lay back, looked away. "Five," she said.

"And is he better than Mr Eight?" I asked. It took her a second, but she shook her head. "Has anyone topped Mr Eight?" She shook her head, mouth clenched. "So how do you know big dicks are no good?"

"Well, y'know, that's what studies say," she said, finally looking back to me. Studies, science, bah, fuck that. I keep circling her clit and she shudders, eyes closed.

> go for broke
> put it away

>>35912782
> go for broke

>>35912782
> go for broke
"Its time to meet Mr McGill, hope you two get along well."

>>35912782
>> go for broke

>>35912782
> go for broke

>>35912782
> go for broke

Is every hot teacher romantically involved?

>>35912782
"Well why don't we do another study right here."

> go for broke

>>35912814
Most hot people are romantically involved, because, you know, they're hot.

>>35912814
>Hot chicks aren't single

What a surprise.

>>35912644
>j-j-jam it in
>I hope you are clean and on birth control. It not, that would be a terrible example.

>>35912814
Well, they're hot. Why wouldn't they be? Someone would want to tap that ass at some point, surely.

>>35912782
We can Just makr her forget it afterwards if we need to.
>"Are you really that against trying it with me?"
Then do >>35912684 if she lets us do it.
What do you guys say to sliding up and laying our dick on her belly, see how far we'll reach?

>>35912835
I think you're the only one voting for your write in at this point.

>>35912782
>> go for broke
But nice and slow and gentle until she's comfortable

>>35912827
To be honest, I have a feeling our cum purges disease anyway.

We should probably tell her to keep it down though, we are in school after all. Last thing we need is for everyone to hear.

>>35912814
What better way to be a degenerate then if they're not?

>>35912840
Probably, yeah

>>35912782
>Write in
"Almost a shame you're on birth control, always did want to knock up a pretty teacher like you"

Man, all this huge penis stuff is making me feel highly inappropriate. Having a small penis is suffering.

>>35912782
>go for broke
And tell her to stop with the birth control.

>>35912929
Don't worry about it, Anon. Lesbians have no length at all, and you very rarely here them complaining about their love lives.

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>>35912929
Honestly it is rather exaggerated in this quest, it's more to do with satyr-ness than size though really
They look better and are more fun to play with, but unless you really train to get something like that inside you, 10+ is really not worth it at all

>>35912782
Thinking about it. Couldn't we actually increase our friends (Shane?) dick size with our magic. Kind of as a gift.

I push, and she lies back with a gasp. Now this is a good kind of vice. The warm, wet clench.

"Keep your voice down," I said, "This is inappropriate. Wouldn't want to get caught." She nodded, but as I drew back and thrust in again she lets out another hard gasp. I pushed her down, a hand on her breast, and pressed my mouth to hers. The kiss she gave was clumsy, but excited.

"How do you like it?" I asked, pushing it five inches deep, "This is your boyfriend, right?" I pushed it down another two inches, down past Mr Eight.

"Ungh," she moaned against my mouth, eyes closed.

"Hows it feel?" I asked with a pant.

"F-full," she said, mouth quivering over mine. I pull of her.

I hitch a leg up over my shoulder, the sneaker pressed against my ear. I grab her by the calf, by the thigh, a handle as I roll my hips. She stretches out across the table, grabbing the other end, pressing a hand to her mouth to muffle her moans, but I can see a growing smile between her finger tips. I run my hand down her thigh, down to her hip.

I build up a bit of speed. She turns her head away from me, really clamping that hand down.

"Gosh," I hear her say through her hand. The hand wasn't doing the job.

I pull off my tie, and loop it around a couple of times. I hand it to her. "Keep it down," I said, though can't resist laughing.

She nods frantically and binds the tie around her head, biting into the thick knot.

It's like we both took it as a license. She hooked her other leg out from under me and through it over my shoulder, and brought herself down on my dick.

"Hunf, hunf," she bit at the cloth gag as she pushed herself against me, "Hunf, hunf, hunf!"

>>35912929
Having a slightly above average one doesn't make this any less embarrassing either, being almost not average but not quite what one would call BIG.

Her back arched and she grabbed at her breasts through the fabric, a run of drool falling from the corner of her grinning mouth. I didn't let up, pressing her clit with my thumb as I pushed up her shirt, felt for her tits. I find a hard nipple, my hand forming under the fabric. I pinched it hard, twisted it. Did the same to the clit.

"Fug!" she bucked, her hair coming out of the knot. It became a thick mane around her heart shaped face, her fringe growing frazzled. She pulled up her sweater-vest and blouse. A pink lacy bra with her tits hanging out. "Fug me," she said through the gag.

I grabbed her by the ankles and pressed down hard, the desk rocking against the ground.

She bit hard on the gag as I bent her near double, rearing up over her in a sudden swelling of height. She grabbed the front of my shirt for life as I pummeled hard into her, balls slapping against her flat butt. Pummeled deep and fast that she just wore grin as she grunted against the tie.

I feel a surge come over me as I look down at the panting, red faced woman drooling around her gag, pink nipples hard over the cusp of her pink lacey bra.

> cum in her
> cum on her

>>35912963
I kind of wonder if joining our court makes you grow anyway. We were planning to invite him to join once we got it set up.

>>35912987
> cum in her
Not even a choice

>>35912987
> cum in her

>>35912987
> cum in her
Gotta love a creamy filling.

>>35912987
>> cum in her

>>35912987
>Where should I cum?
>If you don't hook your legs around me I'll pull out I guess.
I might as well try one laszt time.

>>35912987
>> cum on her

>>35913024
That's basically irrelevant now consider she confirmed she was on birth control

>>35912987
>> cum on her
let's practice some of that safe sex she was teaching

>>35912987

>> cum in her

>>35913060
She's on birth control though, you damn retard

One, two, three. I jerk hard and clench my teeth as I burst into her, filling her, flooding out of her. I pull out and stagger back, her hips slamming down on the desk, the woman just lying there panting. I'm panting too, and feeling wonderfully empty. Settled, my body shuddering a little but slowly coming back to normal.

I walk over to Miss Roundtree, unhook the gag. She's still shuddering, wearing a big grin.

"Size matters," she said, a jerk of her hips pumping out a little of my cum, "Size matters."

She pulled down her vest and handed me my messed up tie.

"Your boyfriend will be disappointed," I said, shoving the slobbery gag into my pocket.

I grabbed her sloppy pussy and she perked up. She ground a little against my fingers.

"Well, y'know, that's his issue to deal with," she perched up on her hands, gave me a kiss on the cheek, "Thanks for the lesson. Myth busted."

I pulled my fingers out and she sucked them dry.

I left first so as not to be suspicious. When I turned the corner I walked right into Alma.

"'Sup," she said in a very heated voice, arms crossed and glaring, "What you been doing? Fucking another girl?" She pushed up and pushed me. "How many, huh?"

"What are you talkin'-" I started but she pushed me again.

"Don't feed me that bullshit," she said, "How many? I know you done a couple of the spic girls."

> calm down and I'll explain
> I don't got to explain myself to you

>>35913058
Eh, was thinking that'd be meaningful to her and make her fully accept us. Was interested in seeing her try to convince us, begging, desperate.

>>35913097
This is what happens when we don't use our powers on someone. Danny don't have time for this shit.


> calm down and I'll explain

and by explain I mean we'll use our powers. Start subtle though, we still don't know how well they work on her.

>>35913097
> calm down and I'll explain

>>35913097
Yeah, thought this would happen eventually.

>>35913097
>> calm down and I'll explain

>>35913097
>> calm down and I'll explain
>I am a nymphomaniac

>>35913097
>> calm down and I'll explain

>>35913097
>> calm down and I'll explain
put some power into the calm down bit

>>35913116
In our defense, we'only fuvked one of the spic girls(Marta)+Andrea.
But yeah, she said she's fine with whatever we are, and we're a satyr. Never said we were together either.
Obvioudly these aren't good things to say now though, we should go in a closet and actually talk with her.

>>35913097
> calm down and I'll explain

She accepted us back when she thought we were some kind of monster abomination. Shouln't be to hard to get her to accept us being a god of furtiity

>>35913097
Wait i know how to calm her down
>wanna go shopping ?

Okay, which one was Alma again? I remember Marta, but not alma

>>35913203
the ebony track athlete, vaguely spartan themed

>>35913097
>I don't have to explain myself to you

The hell is up with this btich? MC is notin any relationship yet.

"Calm down Alma," I said, "Relax, we can talk about it."

"Talk to this!" Okay, that's the finger. She pushed me again. "You thought I wouldn't find out?"

"Look, I didn't know we were dating," I said. It was the truth. "I didn't know this thing we had was, y'know, exclusive."

"Fuck you Danny," she kicked the locker next to us, "I-I liked you. You know that? I really fucking liked you. Even back in junior high. Even when I was dating other guys." She had tears building up in her eyes.

"We can talk," I took her by the arm, "But not here okay? I can explain it. All of it." I pulled my cap and give her a knowing look. "It's a good explanation, trust me."

Her heaving chest settles, and even though some of the tears drop, she scrubs the rest off. "Yeah, okay, you get to explain. Once. At my place after school. You don't show and you can go fuck yourself as well as anyone else you want, understand?"

"I understand," I said. She nodded, and strode off.

Fucking hell.

The bell sounds off for break.

> head to the bleachers
> head to the swimming pool
> head to the gym
> head to the library
> fuck school

>>35913213
Don't even remember boning her

>>35913222
> head to the swimming pool

>>35913222
> fuck school

We're about to drop a bomb.
Gtfo

>>35913222
>"I-I liked you. You know that? I really fucking liked you. Even back in junior high. Even when I was dating other guys."

Wow, poor her, she was fucking other dudes and but she totally loved us really.

Fuck Alma.

>>35913222
>> head to the gym

>>35913222
>> head to the library
Good times to be had in the libary
>>35913225
>bigger than a nigga
Totally blew the back out of that pussy

>>35913222
> head to the gym
Lets show off our new muscles

We can tell her she's special, since she was the one to like us om her own. We won't turn her into a handmaid, we want her love, not worship.
Although, to be honest,
>I really fucking liked you
Even back in middleschool. Even when I was dating other guys.
What kind of excuse/point/reason is liking us if she's dated and fucked other giys during the time?

>>35913222
> head to the swimming pool
let's go say hi to that teacher

>>35913239
Dude what the fuck? Totally normal reaction for a teenage chick to have on her crush

But yes, we need to fuck her, good and softly, tenderly and lovingly at her place

>>35913256
To be honest if she's going to be like that, I'm all for just using our powers on her. It's obvious that Satyrhood and a real relationship doesn't mix.

>>35913256
>We won't turn her into a handmaid
I'd say we should turn her into a handmaid when she loves us and is ready.

What we shouldn't do is turn her into a servant.

>>35913239
We alredy know all this shit and she alredy confessed to liking us for a long time and being cool with us being dome kind of goat demon even without brainwashing.

Alma is based an this reaction is totally expected.

>>35913257
>Dude what the fuck? Totally normal reaction for a teenage chick to have on her crush
The nerdy, socially awkward kid that doesn't have many friends, is obviously that hard to approach, right?

>>35913222
> head to the swimming pool
Swimsuit sexy times

>>35913239
>Fuck Alma.
Oh we're going to, after our talk at her place, we need to give her one hell of a dicking.

>>35913256
>>35913257
>>35913268

I'll say this now. If we can't convince her to let us keep fucking whoever we want, we have to ditch her. Having a monogamous relationship means shooting our powers in the foot, which means death.

Also because if this quest starts getting tied down with dumb relationship rules it's going to shoot my enjoyment in the foot.

>>35913256
>What kind of excuse/point/reason is liking us if she's dated and fucked other giys during the time?

It'd just QM TRYING to get us pissed off make her a servant so he can explain the mechanic.

7/10 railroading

>>35913283
let's Handmaid her after The Talk and a good fucking

>>35913289
yeah no servanting the spartan waifu, we can servant someone else we haven't fucked yet, someone we get for the purpose of servanting, because fuck mindwiping any of our girls so far

>>35913283
I shall award you your cape, Captain Obvious

>>35913289
Or it could be the QM actually giving characters a personality and making a good quest.

>>35913283
Don't be retarded. She was cool with dating us when all she knew was that the guy she liked turned out to be a 6,9 goat monster.
If we explain the whole god of fertility, ,making a divine court thing and don't act like dumbasses of course she'll be fine with it.

>>35913308
>I shall award you your cape, Captain Obvious

I felt like it needed saying. I've seen /tg/ become truly spineless in quests in the past when confronted with an angry woman.

>>35913283
How about....
"Look, I'm sorry Alma. But at this point, my life is in danger, my father's dead, and he's assigned me a teacher."
"Know what he said to do? Fuck girls, hold crazy parties and do that sort of thing."
"Why? Because it makes me stronger" point to the horns "And if these don't get stronger, it's likely I'm going to die."
"Sorry it had to turn out this way. But I'm not going to use these to make you feel better about it, feel you deserve a little better than that."

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>>35913289
This isn't even bad trolling, it's minimal effort.

>>35913319
Although Hen pecked God Quest would be fun in it's own way your fear are as groundless as they are stupid.

>>35913326
Yeah nah, how about something that doesn't sound like we're pushing her aside

make her feel special, give her a place in our court

>>35913326
I'd tone down the "I'm forced to fuck all these hot chicks!" a bit, there's no way that won't sound disingenuous.

I'd say go more along the lines of "This is me, this is who I've got to be, I won't force you to stick with me, but I can't change who I am"

That said, if she doesn't want to stick around, we need to wipe her memory of what we are, because we don't really want loose ends.

Man I could use a swim, or something else.

I hunch down and head over to the indoor pool.

It still smells delightfully like piss and chlorine.

The swim team is meeting up, both girls and boys. The boys got nothing but glares for me. Guess they've got long memories. Ms McGee is watching over them like a tiny little spitfire, throwing around a board and yelling at them about this stroke or that stroke. Honestly, she looked like she was frightening a couple of the younger girls.

"You make your time or you're cut from the time!" she looked like she'd hit this tiny girl just out of junior high.

Wow, extra-bitchy today. The guys all gave a clap and huff, heading for their lanes as McGee backed up, whistle hanging from her lips, glaring at them. The girls weren't so quick off their mark.

When she saw me her face went pale and the whistle fell from her mouth.

"Do laps," she said, "Until you get the word to stop." And then she walked over to me, the wet slap of her flip-flops ringing off the pavement. "Weren't you expelled?" she asked, eyes a little leery with fear.

"Just suspended," I said.

"And what do you want?" she asked.

> just a swim
> finish what we started, what do you think?
> write-in

>>35913348
I'd rather give her a hard sell and make her happy by our side while we fuck other chicks with her, I really don't want to servant the spartan waifu

>>35913353
>> finish what we started, what do you think?

>>35913353
>> just a swim
"But maybe you might want to join for some 'instruction'"

>>35913357
Yeah, agreed on no servanting Alma, I want her as a feisty handmaiden

>>35913357
I didn't mean make her a servant, I meant wipe her memory like we did with Bonny a couple of times.

>>35913357
Spartan waifu is best queen material.

>>35913353
>> just a swim

>>35913353
Should I know this person?

>>35913353
> just a swim

>>35913353
> write-in
"Right back at you. What do you want?"

>>35913353
> finish what we started, what do you think?

The best answer to upsetting a girl by fucking around too much is to fuck around more.

>>35913367
Well I wouldn't say best, but I'd say equal best, Peggy is damn hot and queen material too.

>>35913353
> just a swim
> having a bit of fun in the water

>>35913375
Christ anon, are you the same one saying you didn't remember Alma?

There haven't been that many threads.

>>35913353
>> just a swim
Just need some time doing mindless repetition

>>35913353
> just a swim
That's what I came here for at least

>>35913353
">Don't worry, just needed to clear my head, I won't force you to do anything. I'll be in the showers if you do want to do something though."
>go take a shower

>>35913375
For fucks sake anon, go read the archives

>>35913388
Something with showers. Was there anything else..?

>>35913398
Yeah, you have the memory of a goldfish.

>>35913405
>>35913398
chill.

>>35913398
She sucked Danny's dick in the showers, yeah.

>>35913419
Ah, I remember now. I'm really bad with names.

>>35913405
Actually, goldfish have perfectly serviceable memories. You can train them and everything.

>>35913419
Yeah and all the male swim team are her cheerleaders

>>35913432
Indeed, the whole 'memory of a goldfish' thing was disproven a couple years ago, so nowdays its kind of not really an insult, more like saying 'you have a perfectly functioning memory'

>>35913383
Sorry dude, not trying to be an ass, but who the fuck is Peggy again?

The Nordic chic we thought as a valkiry before they weren't a thing?

We should maybe apologize for last time, no?

>>35913463
Yes. The ex-marine turned cop we went jogging with in the park. Anon, please just go back and read the previous threads. I think someone even posted a list of all the girls in one of them.

>>35913463
Peggy was the police woman we ran with I believe.
Then again, I have a memory of a gold fish.

>>35913466
Why would we do that? She's a massive bitch, and we've been mean to far nicer girls than her.

>>35913463
Know what? Worget I asked this question.
I didn't know some guy went full memory retard right before I posted.

>>35913463
The hot cardio bunny policewoman we massaged and played with in the park.

you might want to try remembering the girls' names

"I'm just looking to get a swim in," I said, pulling off my shirt. Oh yeah, I have abs now. Something stuck from last night. I flex out my chest and arms. Really, my body is pretty damn good since I don't do a diddly-shit's worth of exercise.

"Lanes are full," she snapped, but one was still free, "And you don't have any swimmers, do you?"

"I'm sure I can borrow some," I said. The school did keep some extra for the poor kids who couldn't afford their own.

I go to the box of borrowed equipment and pull out a pair of black trunks.

"I'm going to get changed, come back and do a couple laps," I said.

"Okay, yeah," she replied, crossing her arms. Wasn't much the tiny woman could do to stop me.

I went into the change rooms and stripped off. The trunks couldn't hide my bulge, but that was all natural. What could anything do? I strolled out, clothes stuffed into my bag, and dropped 'em by the seat. I didn't have a swim cap or goggles, hell I wasn't much of a swimmer, but I took up one of the diving blocks. The boys and girls of the swim team were sleek and fast in the water, like they were born for it. Any stroke, they were like greased lightning cutting through the still waters.

One girl did a rolling turn as she made it to the end, the cheeks of her ass just breaking the water as she spun around to shoot off down the other end. I got a little hard, my bulge swelling.

Well, nothing for it. I belly flop into the pool and kick of, splashing like an idiot.

By the time I get to the other end everyone has stopped. Some of the girls were giggling while the guys were just smirking, talking shit to each other. Ms McGee stood at the end, unimpressed.

"Hey, maybe you need some lessons," a pale girl with blown out cheeks said. Her face was dripping and she wore a swim cap. She had a lot of freckles, but not in a bad way.

> I'll race you!
> maybe you can show me

>>35913480
I wonfer how she'd react to it, and we did make her cry after all

>>35913490
> I'll race you!
OUR BODY STRONK

>>35913490
> maybe you can show me

>>35913490
>> maybe you can show me

>>35913490
> I'll race you!
Dyionisis' kid don't need no teacher

>>35913490
> maybe you can show me

Time to git gud, we'll need to become a better swimmer if we ever want to chase river nymphs or whatever.

>>35913490
>> maybe you can show me
In a completely non-sexual way.
Not being able to swim is fucking depressing.

>>35913517
>>35913513
>>35913510
Come on your bastards, we out ran a damn ex-marine, we can best some kid in swimming.

>>35913490
> I'll race you!

>>35913490
It's fine that people laigh, we are pretty shit after all. We can just do some casual laps, thank the girl but tell jer we were just looking for somwthing monotonous. Maybe some other time though.

>>35913490
> I'll race you!

Besides, uncle Poseidon's got our back.

>>35913490
> I'll race you!
If we lose, then ask her to teach us.

>>35913490
> maybe you can show me

>>35913530
Speaking of that shit, I wonder if Silentius or whatever his name was is still banging Hermaphroditus

>>35913522
Everyone knows how to run. You can't just brute force swimming, you need technique too.

>>35913538
Silenius is probably being a sad sack somewhere. Seriously, the guy was kind of a downer.

>>35913541
yeah this, swimming like a dog is fucking embarassing.

>>35913490
>> maybe you can show me

>>35913541
We're in high school, not some university with to-be-athlete swimmers, no one here is going to be running that much off of technique

>>35913490
> I'll race you!

>>35913552
Having all your friends murdered will do that to you.

>>35913562
I was on the swim team in high school and that's false. The only people who dog paddled were the PE dudes that swam in our pool once a month.

>>35913490
>Maybe you can show me
Get her to teach us: Satyrs are land creatures, but if we learn to swim good then we'll be able to impress nymphs.

>>35913562
>Implying high schools don't have to-be-athlete swimmers.
If there's a swim club, they'll be practicing for swim meets and such.

>>35913490
> I'll race you!

>>35913579
We've got to fuck ALL the naiads.

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>>35913579
>Satyrs are land creatures, but if we learn to swim good then we'll be able to impress nymphs
Wait, how are we covering our horns?

>>35913577
I mean, he was a sad sack before shit hit the fan. His life philosophy could be described as "everything's fucked, yo. Life ain't nothing but misery and suffering. Your best move is to not be born, and if you fuck that up, you should die as soon as you can."

>>35913619
No wonder he fucked the god of being a heshe

"Maybe you can give me a couple pointers," I puffed, blowing some of the pool water out of my nose.

"Uh, sure," she ducked under the divider and came up beside me. "Look, when you do a stroke don't just slap the water. Reach out and pull yourself, y'know." She took me by the arm and shoulder, carefully stretching out. "When your arm is all the way, push a bit more and pull yourself through the water."

"And breathing?" I asked.

She tread water over to me. "Okay, every four strokes take a breath, blow the water out as you're swimming and like I said, every four strokes. Turn your head and take a breath. You might not feel like you're getting enough air at first but you'll be fine. Just keep going, you get used to it."

"Right, right," it makes sense.

She grabs the edge of the pool and stretches herself out, blowing bubbles with her nose, turned her head to get a lungful, turned back down and blew bubbles. She came up. "Like that, easy," she crunched her nose, "I'm Joan by the way."

"Danny," I said, "Thanks. See you up the other end?"

"Sure," she ducked back into the other lane.

I did what she said, pulled myself up, kept my breathing steady. I swallowed a bit of water, but kept going. I did a lap easy, and when I poked my head up, saw Joan come up beside me two body lengths behind.

"You learn quick," she said, holding herself up by a notch in the pool.

A lot of the swimmers had stopped to watch me. To look at...

Ah.

Joan reached over and poked my horn.

"What's..." she gasped, shuddered, and dropped under the water, body writhing.

The other swimmers, boys and girls, were treading water to get a closer look. When Joan came back up her mouth was wide and eyes closed. She leaned against the wall hard.

What the fuck did I just do?

Maybe I can convince them it was a dream? But there were guys here. Shit. My horns were feeling pretty pumped up but, what was I going to do?

The girls, the girls were looking kind of strange. Very pale even for a pool, very focused on me and my horns. And the guys were glancing at the girls like they were hungry...

> write-in

>>35913647
>> write-in
encourage an orgy.

>>35913647
Oh whoops, we just accidentally an orgy.

>>35913647
GT OUT OF DODGE
ABORT, ABORT
Get out of the water and walk away casually, nothing strange going on in here, no sir
I knew this would happen

>>35913647
Try to make all the guys notice how hot the nearest girl to them is and make a move on her

>>35913647
"Joan, are you okay?"
"I'm going to get you to the nurse!"
Pick her up, grab our hat, fucking leg it.

>>35913647
Seconding >>35913669

Leave the rest of them too it.

>>35913647
>encourage an orgy

We might as fucking well, use that as a distraction and gtfo

>>35913664
>>35913669
This.

>>35913669
SECond

>>35913677
>>35913673
Agreeing with these.

>>35913669
this, we can still avoid an orgy in an open space in the middle of the day, we shouldn't do this now, we havem't even tasted the cute swimmer girls

>>35913647
>Cultivate orgy in pool
>Get the swim coach in on it too

>>35913647
>>35913669
This

>>35913669
Wat, the girls have seen our horns, it can't just be hand waved as Joan going crazy

>>35913698
If they confront us about it later then we'll use the powers on them, simple.

>>35913698
I think they would've seen them before that, no-one commented when we first came out to the pool with them. I think it was more because Joan touched them and sparked off some crazy satyr sex magic.

>>35913669
That's stupid, we've been exposed. We leave and rumors are going to spread about our horns

>>35913664
>>35913669
these, maybe we can still avoid an orgy, which is mighty suspicious and unusual

>>35913711
>>35913683
Ha, yeah I doubt it

>>35913698
trick of the lighting mate, group hallucination, our hair was strange from water, something stuck to our head
How stupid does it sound that Danny has horns anyway, he didn't have amy last week and those don't grow in a single day

>>35913724
hey, if it happens it happens, but we can still try
At least we won't be present for it, so no direct evidence

>>35913728
I doubt those explanations will convince everybody. Rumors are still prolly gonna spread, reinforced by the fact we always wear a hat

Kind of sad we probably won't get to see the orgy, but the anons are right, we should really skip out of here now.

Once we get proper base of operations, we can have plenty of orgies.

>>35913775
We'll just have to cross that bridge when we come to it. I don't think there's anything we can do to put the cat back in the bag now with how many people saw us.

>>35913781
>implying orgies won't happen before then

Welcome to the magical realm anon, next stop is school bus orgy

>>35913775
Pretend to be a furry.