>>35893656
He waves it off.
"You aren't nearly done yet, lass. But there's work to be doing, and I need to get a move on. Come back tomorrow."
You swallow heavily and nod.
Free for the moment, you skitter clear of the smith's as the sound of metalwork resumes, a rapidfire ring of metal beneath his hammer.

Outside, it's early evening- The sun has a ways to go yet, but you definitely spent longer in there than you'd thought. Your stomach is making its protests known- It's probably time to find your friends.
And hope that they brought down a lot of food.

>Check by Jin's house. They're probably done.
>Swing by the gate, see if they're back yet.
>Try and ignore your stomach.
>Other (?)Announcements: twitter.com/REQMX
Info:

Announcements: twitter.com/REQMX

Q&A: ask.fm/REQM

Character Sheet and Misc:
http://pastebin.com/u/REQM

Archive:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Re-Monster
or
http://archive.moe/tg/search/tripcode/!!7fb3j+Ac+pZ%20/type/op/
or
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rD-MZe51wYI63xxl-tG8dsxj-RWVtJu3S6Gzd6OTJSw/edit?usp=sharing

>>35893671
>>Check by Jin's house. They're probably done.

>>35893671
>Swing by the gate, see if they're back yet.
we... sent them to hunt something, right?

>>35893671
>>Swing by the gate, see if they're back yet.
Try the gate first. If not~
>Check by Jin's house.

>>35893671
>>Swing by the gate, see if they're back yet.

Let's see if that guard kid's still passed out.

>>35893671
>>Swing by the gate, see if they're back yet.

>>35893671
FUCK YEAH SPIDERBUTT!
>Swing by the gate, see if they're back yet.
We can ask the guards, specifically the young, easily scared one

>>35893671
>Check by Jin's house. They're probably done.
Hunting

>>35893671
>Swing by the gate, see if they're back yet.

>>35893671
>Swing by the gate, see if they're back yet.
Maybe the adventurer is still there, she probably has some interesting stuff to talk about.

>>35893671
>Swing by the gate, see if they're back yet

If not, then we can talk with the guards... If we're lucky, we might see a caravan come into town....
though that is unlikely... would make for one hell of an impression...

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>>35893671
>Swing by the gate, see if they're back yet.
Yessssss REQM is back.The hunt begins....

>>35893912
The caravans come from the other side. They can't come from the forest side.

Looks like we're checking at the gate first!
Writing!

Surprisingly quiet for spiderbutt quest. Are people still out of it from holloween parties?

>>35894231
>quiet

Thank god. I can't stand all the 'lel spiderbutt lewds waifu the harem harpies queen wolf'.

Shit is tiresome and repetitive.

so now that the evolution knife fighting has ended, anyone care to put money on which girl hits awkward puberty first?

Lyra trying to explain why her chest is getting bigger to Jin?
Jin's mom tells her after she catches her parents kissing that it is between two people who care about each other a great deal (and Jin demanding kisses from lyra in the aftermath)?
Shesza's decent into panic as her instincts tell her the pack isnt big enough?

>>35894231
I just got here, though I never was that loud to begin with.

>>35894261
First two are good.
Third... Lyra is the alpha isn't it her responsibility to make the pack lager?

>>35894231
Well, I just got here, and I've got the flu so I'm kinda laying around half dead and just watching.

>>35894231
Seems pretty normal for the start of the thread. A few of the last threads were unusually active, but its all the important stuff like the evolution and the dungeon is behind us currently. Nothing much to look forward too, except Jins evolution.

>>35894320
Very true, but slow parts are life too after all. They are to be enjoyed throughly, as they are far too few in reality.

>>35894451
i actually prefer the slow parts like this. character building and stuff!

>>35894451
Gives us plenty of time to pursue some hobbies, like forging. Or learning H2H from Mom.
Of course more hunting, I want to0 be around when Jin gets her last 12 level.

>>35894261
But what if Lyra was flat and Jin was trying to explain why her chest was bigger?

>>35894509
hmm if the OP image is acurate we already have boobs even if there not big

>>35894556
Impossible. Lyra is big yes.

>>35894564
flat is justice?

>>35894509
No you see it doesn't work like that we have a giant spiderbutt yes?,Therefore we get giant spidercans you see

>>35894579
No it's not.. at all. Batgirl/Supergirl/powergirl/Wonderwoman. Heros are never flat.

>>35894594
does that mean were really a villain?

>>35894509
>>35894556
Are we going to have to explain to a heartbroken Jin that giant tits arent aerodynamic and shell never grow them?

>>35894608
No we're just not done growing.

>>35894611
Jin will get them if she wants them. Harpies with big fat cat tats are a thing.

We are a giant spider we have no need for breast let alone large breast.

>>35894627
attracting mates? oh shit does that mean shes gonna have to deal with hormones for a second time?

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>>35894627
You disgust me

>>35894654
Probably, but with the accelerated growth, I'm betting it'll be a single day with her thought process completely jacked up thanks to being flooded with enough hormones to completely suppress her super-ego.

>>35894654
>shes gonna have to deal with hormones
Luckily she will know whats up this time, so it shouldn't be too bad.

>>35894734
I wounder if spider girl hormones are any difrent

>>35894627
Shoosh you.

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>>35894743
Ahahaha...hahah....hah........Ah shit....

>>35894759
>Rebellious faze
>Spider mom catches us doing something
>It was known as the week of hell training
Rebellious faze when?

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>>35894791
NOPENOPENOPEMUSTAVOIDATALLCOSTS

>>35894791
We are already in the middle of it, remember the teasing after we evolved. Thats how it beginns. Although I don't think Lyra has a tendency for rebellious phase, she didn't even really have one as human, if her own words are to be believed.

>>35894759
And you need it tough enough, and enough of it, to change a magma blooded spider the size of a car from a preteen to a full grown woman in a week or less.

You could head straight to Jin's home and wait for them. If they're not back.
Or you could make more work for yourself, loop through town to the gate, see if they've come through yet, and then either wait for them or head to Jin's house to meet them.

So obviously, you make your way to the gate.

Your trip through town is pretty much the same as the your entrance earlier. Lots of staring. The centaur is back, though, paralyzed at the sight of you. Your stomach growls as you pass him by, sending him fleeing into the stables as you laugh.
Kind of.

You smile a bit, at least. You're really getting hungry.
When you pull up to the gate, the guards have changed. How do they divide the shifts? Four by six? Two? Eight? Hmm. It's not like you can ask. Guards probably aren't in the habit of telling people when they're switching.

You crawl up to the entrance, now manned by the sword wielding adventurer and the old man. Is he even an adventurer? Or does he just sit at the gate and laugh at people? The adventurer ignores your clattering legs as you approach. You're inside already. Not his problem, apparently. The elderly man, on the other hand, is in the habit of making everything his business.

On the plus side, he does apparently recognize you.
He takes a long look at your body, eyes lingering on the giant skull before he starts to laugh, throwing back his head and leaning deeply into his chair.

Which draws the attention of the guard, who looks, raises his eyebrows as far as they'll go, and redirects his attention to the woods. Jobs come first.

"Hee heeee.... Suddenly realize you were naked there, kid?"
You raise an eyebrow of your own.
"I do not think it works like that."
"Sure it does. Men like to watch a woman showing a bit of skin, yeah. And the spiders show a whooooole lot."

>>35894888
The guard is already pinching the bridge of his nose, trying his best to ignore the conversation.
"...This is chitin, yes? Not skin. I do not think men will be staring at a spider's legs, yes?"
He lets out a dismissive puff of air, shaking his head.
"Ah, missy. It shows how little you know- Men love a girl with a lot leg, yeah?"

The adventurer has had enough, and rolls his eyes before he sets himself in the middle of the chat.
"There's two conversations going on here, and neither of them is meeting, at any point. Is there something we can help you with?"
"Yes, yes. You don't seem surprised with the whole-" You wave behind you. "-thing, yes?"

"I'm not going to go and faint, if that's what your asking."
"I do not think you are the fainting type, yes. But that isn't what I meant."
"Lann passed on that you were back in town and looking 'spooky'. Though she spent most of the time laughing. The boy is having something of a rough day."

You smirk.
"I would imagine, yes. Have you seen Jin or Sheszka? The wolf. They went out to hunt while I was visiting the smith."
"I am continuously surprised that girl hasn't singed every last one of her feathers. But no, haven't seen them yet. They went out before we set up shop, yeah?"
"Hmm."

>Sit and chat while you wait. Adventurer stories.
>Head into the woods, track your friends down!
>Head to Jin's, see if they came in from another side.
>Other (?)

>>35894914
>>Head to Jin's, see if they came in from another side.
They're fine

>>35894914
>Sit and chat while you wait. Adventurer stories.

Trust the wolf and harpy.

>>35894914
>>Head to Jin's, see if they came in from another side.

>>35894914
>Head into the woods, track your friends down!

>>35894914
>Head into the woods, track your friends down!
They might need help carrying.

>>35894914
>Sit and chat while you wait. Adventurer stories.

No point wandering aimlessly after them. We'd probably just miss each other.

>>35894914
>Head to Jin's, see if they came in from another side.
If they aren't there.
>Head into the woods, track your friends down!

>>35894914
>Head into the woods, track your friends down!
they probably got something big and are wondering how to carry it back

>>35894914
>Head into the woods, track your friends down!
i am sure they are fine ok not
but we can use the tracking practice and they could use the help dragging back the giant monster they killed

>>35894914
>Head into the woods, track your friends down!
We might need a spidersignal one of these days.

>>35895034
>We might need a spidersignal one of these days.
mom has one. remember the flares when the necromancer was there?

>>35894914
>>Sit and chat while you wait. Adventurer stories.

>>35894914
>Head into the woods, track your friends down!

It looks like we're going looking for them!
Gimme 2d100!

Rolled 63, 43 = 106 (2d100)

>>35895154
I guess

Rolled 67, 6 = 73 (2d100)

>>35895154

Rolled 84, 5 = 89 (2d100)

>>35895154

84 43

Writing!

>>35895239
That second roll was terribly mediocre

>>35894914
>Sit and chat while you wait. Adventurer stories.
Stories!
>>35895154
aw-aww

I'm late.


So, we ARE showing too much skin, yeah?
Imagine all the people getting an eyefull of our legs.

Also imagine that we still are wearing a dress and have not invented spiderpanties, so anyone with the right angle...

We need more stuff to discuss
Can you build an airship without other gasses to fill it?
can we build an eberron style airship? I love the magitech shit from that setting.

>>35895352
you can have an airship without lighter than air gasses easy.
All you need is a heat source to heat up normal air, then trap that air in balloons.
So we can fuel it ourself, or we can get some kind of stabilized star to do it.

>>35895395
Stabalized star? Why so complex? Im sure a few wind and fire elemental stones of high enough purity could do the trick. Also arent there spiders who make makeshift parachutes to catch the wind? A personal spiderbutt mounted flight rig seems much easier than an airship, at least to start.

>>35895619
ehh what ever it is id rather not just be at the mercy of the wind.

>>35895619
just use a gravity or wind stone to fly directly

hot air balloons is something we use because we don't have magic IRL.
if you have magic, you can do something better

>>35895619
I now am imagining Lyra competing in the Redbull X Alps race, it's glorious...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5H_M9p13uo

>>35895896
Spider paragliders would be absolutely enormous, given our size.
It's mountain spiders who do that shit easily.

>>35895724
>mercy of the wind

Nah, we could fix that easy. A fire and wind stone could easerly be harnessed to run a piston and propeller.

In fact, and Air Ship is well within our current means. It would take weeks, at least, to produce that much silk, but we could do it. I'd want, at least, a two skin balloon for safety.

We could put an order in at the trading post for the Element Stones we need, we've got all the wealth we need to order them.

A basic pressure driven piston motor to turn a prop would be cake with our metalbending talents.

We could to this. Let's do it!

>>35896011
and then someone pokes a hole in it and it falls down and everyone dies. because we didn't use proper magic levitation stone instead.

>all these magic-based methods of flight
I wonder if lyra disenchants shit when she sneezes.

You're not really one to sit and wait.
Not anymore, anyway.

You thank the men for their help as you head out, and do your best to ignore the old man whistling at you as you leave.
People don't really look at your legs like that, do they?

Gah, you don't need this.

In any case, it's time to bend your hunting skills to other uses! You'll track your friends in no time flat, following their trails right to them!

Five minutes in the forest confirms a few things.

First: Tracking anything that flies is pretty much impossible. There's no scent, no tracks, nothing.

Second: Tracking and hunting are two very different things. Finding something specific is a great deal more difficult than finding anything at all.

And third: Following Sheszka's trail is a little disorienting- She definitely has her own scent, but it's very much overlaid with your own. You have a few stop and starts where you need to reorient yourself, trying to focus on the wolf-girls scent by itself.

Once all that is settled, though, it's not too bad. You rumble through the woods at medium speed, following any signs of your friends you can find- pawprints, smells, everything.

You arrive easily, breaking through into a clearing where the two of your friends surround a few deer bodies- Jin has perched herself on one, and Sheszka is circling them, apparently trying to figure out how to get them back to the village. Both look up, smiles wide as you head towards them.

>Congratulations!
>Have them help pack it up, make them feel like it's all them!
>Having some trouble, yes?
>Other (?)

>>35896094
>>Congratulations!
I almost expected you guys to go hunting for a big monster thing, or is it just Lyra that does that when she's hungry

>>35896011
the problem with inventing an engine, is that it would be quickly copied and put into wide use by humans and dwarves
while our race and other forest monsters will not use it.
this will significantly disadvantage us.

now, maybe if we were a queen we could form an air navy
we could even comission spider airship privateers

>>35896094
>Congratulations!
Have a barbeque then

>>35896094
>Congratulations!
>Have them help pack it up, make them feel like it's all them!

>>35896094
>>Congratulations!
>>Have them help pack it up, make them feel like it's all them!

>>35896094
>Have them help pack it up, make them feel like it's all them!
We can go to the inn and have these properly seasoned and cooked.

>>35896057
>then someone pokes a hole in it and nothing happens. Second skins are good for that.
>then someone pokes a hole through the second skin and the balloon slowly descends as hot air escapes. Until we turn up the heat and the balloon is stable again.

Hot air balloons are stable as fuck. It'll be fine. Unless we get hit by a storm, but anyone dumb enough not to land the moment they see a storm brewing is a retard that deserves to die in a storm anyway.

>>35896094
>Congratulations!
>Have them help pack it up, make them feel like it's all them!
Encouragement go!

>>35896094
>People don't really look at your legs like that, do they?
They totally do, lyra.
And
>Having some trouble, yes?

I don't actually think they are able to carry a few deers.
We will HAVE to drag some at some point.

>>35896094
>Congratulations!

>>35896120
good idea. we don't actually need to carry it back to the village, the 3 of us can eat here
we can carry the leftovers back

>>35896094

>Congratulations!
>Have them help pack it up, make them feel like it's all them!
>Try not to give into the headpatting addiction
>Fail

>>35896094
>>Congratulations!
>Load them on the skullbutt.

>>35896137
You are VASTLY under estimating the size of the hole a monster can put in a thing.
Note that I said SOMEONE

We have faced house sized bears before and even a small little wolf could fry things with lightening.
A single angry roc/dragon/whatever can bisect the thing entirely via a sweeping slice
much harder to do with steel or adamantium that has been enchanted to fly via magic

>>35896094
>Congratulations!
>Carry it for them.

It was a team effort.

>>35896011
Actually this brings up a question ive had since our evolution, is our web now more flame retardant as well?

Only a few deer?

They got into a fight about lesbianism and wasted most of the day didn't they?

>>35896094

>Congratulations!
>Have them help pack it up, make them feel like it's all them!

>>35896260
That's a good question. We'll have to test it.

Congratulations and carrying!
Writing!
Next post will be a bit late, I've gotta pick someone up.


>>35896260
Flame retardent spider silk?
You would be every adventurers deepest nightmare.

But no, Your web isn't resistant to fire.

>>35896315
What if we got a full fire god's blessing?

Man, I can't wait for us to stumble up on an ill informed adventurer group.

>>35896374
Our silk would be on fire. Constantly.

>>35896315
Spider silk is difficult to burn normally

>>35896457
>>35896368
Huh, you learn something every day.
I'l llook into it, then!

>>35896315
Its not so much the silk, but the dust on the web that catches on fire.

>>35896219
But its still web right? Why not have a sticky inner skin? If something makes direct contact and gets stuck im sure we can kill it and deal with it. Im honestly more worried about random birds and or harpies suddenly getting attached. I propose an emergency air cushion system comprised of wind stones along the bottom of the ship that could trigger all at once in the event of an emergency

Spider's really are the apex utility creature aren't they?

They exist everywhere, they make balloons, they make diving suits, their silk is very flame resistant, they run a huge variety of appearance, limbs, and venom.

>>35896516
I deleted my post to make a bit of a correction. based on what i looked up

spider silk is not flame resistant, but it doesn't burn well either. it shrivels when exposed to a direct flame but won't catch on fire.
it resists ~250 degrees before starting to shrivel
OLD webs might be covered in dust that would burn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dust_explosion

>>35896516
Spider silk won't really combust, but it will immediately begin to lose its mechanical properties if it goes above 428F. The fire risk seems to be that it's a surprisingly good conductor and that the dust and debris on and around it will ignite.

>>35896548
its holding in air under pressure.
the air inside will push them away from each other as it escapes, preventing it from gluing itself shut

also, it is only sticky when fresh

http://www.wired.com/2014/07/kraig-spider-silk-production/
Ill just leave this here...

>>35896574
yea

also, apparently it might have some medicinal uses too
http://www.geneticliteracyproject.org/2013/09/27/bacteria-with-spider-genes-spin-out-silk/

>>35896637
We're a forge spider, it would be pointless to have web that looses effectiveness at temperatures present in a forge.

>>35896796
he is talking about real spider silk
in dnd and some video games spider silk might as well be made out of kerosine. he is posting about the fact that this is unrealistic. and that actual spider silk is not super flammable.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouHaveToBurnTheWeb

Now, OUR spider silk is probably more flame resistant than normal because magic

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>>35894914
>"Ah, missy. It shows how little you know- Men love a girl with a lot leg, yeah?"

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>>35897139
Which then leads into a fantastic brick joke.

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>>35897258
>>35897139
I can't say i didn't see this coming.Because i did

don't let nin find out
>Lyra has a boyyyyfriend!

>>35897404
>men start pursuing lyra because she shows so much leg
I would laugh.

>>35897419
I think that old geezer would be a good match for Lyra. He's obviously not prejudiced, he knows what kinda girl he likes, and to live that long in this kinda world he must be pretty badass, so might as well get those genes propagated.

I may or may not be serious.

>>35897621
He's probably already a family man
Too old! Though if he was a bit younger, you might have my ear.

Your friends straighten as you close in on them, standing near at attention, even their ears and feathers pointing up. You laugh, reaching your wolf first, one hand already reaching for her head as her smile grows.

The absolute satisfaction on her face as you scratch her behind the ears is a reward all its own. Maybe it's the ears? You tried petting yourself, but it really didn't do anything. Or maybe other types of monsters just have sensitive heads? Well, you'll find out eventually. Sooner rather than later, considering your lack of self control.

Which is ridiculous, of course. You could stop anytime you wanted. At all.
It's just that they like it. And it's a reward. So, you pretty much have to do it then, right? You don't ask people to do things and not reward them. That'd be wrong. You're perfectly justified.

Jin flutters her way next to Sheszka, standing shoulder to shoulder with the canine and folding her wings, leaning her head closer to you.

You cup your hand around the back of her head, running your fingers up and through her hair, gently combing hair and feathers alike. The two lean heavily into each other, each one twisting their heads to offer better access to you, looking for all the world like they're ready to melt.

You lean down, pulling them closer and smiling.
"Good job, yes. I knew I could count on you both."
Their smiles are brilliant.
"Sheszka found them!" "Jin showed me where to chase, yes!"
"You were working together, then? Well done, well done!"

>>35897649
Both blush at the praise, and you pull back, your hands slowly slipping free of their hair.
"Now, my hunters, will you help me carry them home?"
"Yes!"
They're even talking all at once, now.

It only takes a few minutes to get everything ready- You could do it easily enough by yourself, and with Sheszka's enhanced strength, it's hardly an effort. With a small pile of deer strapped to your back, you turn and head for the village, your pack in tow.

The guards are the same as you left them, and you're waved through without a fuss. A few minutes more and you're pulling up in front of Jin's home, settling down outside and getting ready for dinner.

>Scarf it down, head to the hall to chat with Lann.
>Make a bit of an effort! There's a firepit, and you know how to cook. Mostly.
>Maybe you could take it to the Inn? They'd probably cook it for you.
>Other (?)

>>35897649
this head patting is getting really lewd lyra.
You must stop.

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>>35897287

>>35897665
>Make a bit of an effort! There's a firepit, and you know how to cook. Mostly.

>>35897665
>Make a bit of an effort! There's a firepit, and you know how to cook. Mostly.
Nothing wrong with cooking!

>>35897665
>>Make a bit of an effort! There's a firepit, and you know how to cook. Mostly.
Cooking level up!

>>35897648
He might not be, though, or he could be a widower.
Lyra could possibly have a thing for older guys, you don't know.

>>35897665
>>Make a bit of an effort! There's a firepit, and you know how to cook. Mostly.

>>35897665
>Make a bit of an effort! There's a firepit, and you know how to cook. Mostly.

Show them different world cooking!
I also hope we're still going to tell stories later tonight.

>>35897701
Can we invent waffles?

>>35897701
I want to tell stories so bad.
and get TOLD stories!

>>35897665
>Make a bit of an effort! There's a firepit, and you know how to cook. Mostly.

>>35897665
>Make a bit of an effort! There's a firepit, and you know how to cook. Mostly.

>>35897669
The head patting will never stop.

>>35897770
You have a problem, lyra.

>>35897665
>>Make a bit of an effort! There's a firepit, and you know how to cook. Mostly.

Cook some of it up and feed them again. Because they worked hard for this food and deserve more rewards. Yes. That's why. It's only right to pamper them a little. That's why we're doing it. We do not have a problem.

>>35897691
I think you and I are imagining different scales of old.
I'm thinking the REALLY old type.

Another shot at cooking!
Roll 1d100!

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Fairly certain that VICTIM GIRLS picture of Lyra headruffling Jin and Sheszka is going to become true.

Through headpatting, we accidently turned our friends hard-gay for us.

Let's keep going.

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>35897812
dice

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>35897812

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>35897812
GOURMET!

>>35897826

God...just god damn it Lyra.

Quit making those innocent young butts fall in love with you.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>35897812

>>35897649
>You tried petting yourself, but it really didn't do anything.
it has to be someone else doing it to you

>>35897822
No, anon.
I cannot handle this.
It is too lewd.
We must stop.

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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>35897787
THE HEAD PATTING WILL NEVER STOP.

>>35897812

>>35897826
Ahahah, time for cooking spider!

>>35897843
no

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>>35897850

No, anon.

We must continue, for the Spiderbutts.

91 is good!
And so is the food!
writing!

>>35897868
>>35897851
Lyra, we've assembled a group to tell you that you have a headpatting problem.

>>35897691
You're all wrong! There is only one person for Lyra!
That innocent little boy who quakes in fear whenever he sees us.
We shall help him conquer his arachnophobia with love! But mostly sex. Lots and lots of sex. It'll be like snu-snu but with web-shibari for the male.

>>35897872
going to become a damn good cook at this rate..

Btw guys up for trying to improve our tracking skills. as a group? or stealth. That way we can look for more enemies like the crab and actually catch them by surprise.

>>35897891
burn in the abyss heretic

>>35897891
We all have our own personal preferences.
I wonder how that centaur would work

>>35897863
Iron chef spiderbutt

>>35897891

>Sex

Fuck off with that shit anon, it's all fun and lewd games until you come in here with that fetishy shit.

>>35897891
pls no
its the wise older guy who likes our legs.

>>35897923
>that realization when you consider headpats more fetishy than actual sex

>>35897891
>>35897918
Seriously, you guys are going for the irredeemable wimps? Lyra only deserves the strongest and toughest.

Which is obviously Jin and Sheszka, what with all of the EXP they've been getting tailing Lyra's tail.

Is anyone wanting Lyra to take a student / protoge' at some point just so she can call them, out loud, "Young Spiderbutt"?

>>35897967
Not an appealing sales pitch at all.

>>35897967
an active adventuerer? like dad?

>>35897955

Welcome to the internet.

>>35897969
FUCKING THIS

>>35897967
I'm just waiting for Jin to go full Solar Exalt on us when she evolves.

>>35897969
We're too young for that.

>>35897969

>"I am Lyra, I am a Giant Spider."
>"This is my Squire, Spiderbutt that he is."

>>35897969
not particularly, and as >>35898020 said. too young

>>35897969
She'll do that to her children. We'll be the Mom to our little Lyras and Arias, and thus the spiral will have come to a close and a beginning.

>>35898014

I find myself very intrigued about last thread's Ménage à trois idea about Lyra becoming the Earth and the Hearth, Jin becoming the Sun and Stars, and Sheszka becoming the Moon and Seas.

>>35898059
>implying our kids won't all be saras
>implying our house won't explode

>>35897995
I-incest?! Kay.

>>35897994
Honestly, it's all jokes. Mostly. I don't want to push for romance at all until when Mom wants Lyra to romance: when she's 200.

>>35898014
Well, the Phoenix evolution IS immortal...

>>35898083
>I-incest?!
No... LIKE dad.
similar, but a different person. not dad himself.

>>35897822
Hey cool people saved what I drew.

I have to get my friends drunk and spooked tonight so the skullbutt sketch will have to wait. Please forgive me!

>>35898083

Please don't bring up either Jin or Sheszka becoming immortal.

Because apparently anons don't want Lyra to become immortal, and the thought of either of them living on while Lyra is dead and gone makes me feel sad beyond measure.

>>35898106
So a wizard identical to dad in every way except he's a mustache elf instead of a beard elf? Kay.

>>35898114
I'm just bringing it up because apparantly arachnes are extraordinarily long lived in comparison to harpies and wolves, though Sheszka will apparantly match her alpha's life span.

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>>35898114

>So many words left unspoken end

No, pls no.

>>35898159
>>35898106
>talking about theoretical interests you would like

Muscly fire-haired flamboyant pyromancer.

>>35898159
all i said was an active adventurer
he doesn't have to be an elf
he doesn't have to be a wizard

could be a barbarian minotaur
could be a priest shota elf
could be a spiderbutt hero and delver of dungeons

>>35898193

He could actually be a she.

>>35898193
>could be a spiderbutt hero and delver of dungeons
S-selfcest?! Kay.

>>35898228
>implying we won't meet the alternates party
>with a water-wind spider, an ostrich harpy, and some kind of crazy catgirl

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>>35898207
You I like

>>35898207
*would

>>35898207
>>35898193
>Not going with an adventurer doppleganger who can be all that and more

>>35898114
A Phoenix, rather then being immortal is forever reborn, which we already know to be true since we reincarnated.

The real question will be the nature of her rebirth; is she born into the same body immediately, always reborn as a harpy or bird, will she remember this life like we did our last.

>>35898245
or, I guess, catboy, since they're the opposites.
>>35898251
*wouldn't
I am so witty and clever

>>35898207
>Not wanting the D

also, joking aside. why not both?
I mean a boyfriend and a girlfriend, not a hermaphrodite

>>35898263

That makes it even sadder.

Just imagine it, Jin's soul cycle after cycle searching for the other half, her Spiderbutt perch, her friend and Alpha, her Lyra, but never finding it.

>>35898245
>Ostritch-harpy paladin who praises the sun, when he isn't hiding his head in the sand

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>>35898284
To bad.You started this herm it is

>>35898284

>Bringing up the D
Magic-fueled ovipositor.

>>35898323
>Fueled
so, like, you pop a hatch open and pour liquid magic down it to run its motor?

>>35898323
>mentioning the O
all ovipositors still need dudes

>>35898386

Magic-fueled.
Alternatively, we go kidnap some schmuck and give him the night of his life that he will never remember.

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>>35898317
Unfortunately for said ostritch paladin...

>>35898381
>Yeah, this ovipositor gets 50 eggs by the gallon. Remember to use unleaded magic, or else risk birth defects.

>>35898381

The Naughty Mothdust is a thing.

Wait.

Don't higher-tier monster usually get shapeshifting, even if a limited form of it, standard?

>>35898521
What, you haven't switched to biofuel ovipositors? It's safer for the environment, and it's renewable!

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Can we stop with the sex and fetishization of Lyra and get back to the quest please?

>>35898577
nah.
Only some variants which we are not working on.

>>35898633

I thought it was pretty standard because of latent magic~

You... don't really know how to prepare something for a spit. So that idea is out the window.

You consider your options as you ready the meat- stripping the skin, pulling it off the bones. Something simple. You did steaks, already. Pan fried was good. Maybe skewers? That'd work. Simple, fast, and you could even let your fire crazed harpy cook for herself. She'd enjoy that.

You direct Sheszka to bring you a few straight sticks- strong, but thin enough to hold meat. She heads straight to the woods while you start carving the venison into cubes- big enough to be a mouthful, but small enough to cook fast.

You're hungry, and nowhere near that patient.

Sheszka is back in a flash, a small pile of sticks in her arms and excitement in her eyes. Wait, is sending a wolf to bring sticks racist, or something? She seems happy. Maybe as long as you don't yell 'Fetch!' or something. You'll be careful.

Fire built, meat ready- You set each girl up with a skewer of heavy chunks of meat, and take three for yourself, showing them how to hold them over the fire, twisting the branches to cook them evenly.

In no time at all there's a thick smell of cooking meat, the fire casting you all in a warm light as the sun sets. Jin is humming, enraptured by the fire as much as her dinner, and Sheszka is salivating as she watches the fat hiss and spit over the blaze.

The moment of truth arrives, as you all pull back your works, setting about devouring them without delay. You wolf down the first two sticks, barely even tasting the game-y flavour of the deer. The next one you take the time to savour- It's good, but all this cooking is making you miss beef. And chicken. You'd kill for chicken. Oh gods, how many chicken would it even take? You could eat a whole farm. Fried or baked or roasted or-

Dammit, you just chewed through your skewer.

>>35898660
You set up the remaining two again with more meat, but your friends have other plans- Jin has even managed to tear herself away from the blaze. Their standing on either side of you, each stick with a single sizzling piece of meat, right at the end. And held up for you to eat. They are apparently planning to reenact the last meal. In reverse.

Well, you haven't said no to food just yet.

You alternate bites between each one, tearing off chunks and swallowing them as they watch, smiling. You give each a quick pat before they settle down to cook the next round, and you devour your way through the rest of the meal.

___________________________________________

There is absolutely nothing more satisfying than a full meal on an empty stomach. Not even head-patting. Maybe head-patting.

Head patting is probably on par. Better.

>Head down to the guild, chat and swap stories!
>Tuck in for the night. Tomorrow is going to be busy.
>Other (?)

>>35898679
>Head down to the guild, chat and swap stories!

We promised we would, after all.

>>35898679
>>Head down to the guild, chat and swap stories!

> You set up the remaining two again with more meat, but your friends have other plans- Jin has even managed to tear herself away from the blaze. Their standing on either side of you, each stick with a single sizzling piece of meat, right at the end. And held up for you to eat. They are apparently planning to reenact the last meal. In reverse.
These two are way too cute. Dangerously cute.

>>35898679
>Head down to the guild, chat and swap stories!
we said we would

>>35898679
>go wash your filthy, filthy hands
We cut meat with those hands. WASH EM.

then


>Head down to the guild, chat and swap stories!
Stories! I'm not sleepy! Shut up!

>>35898679
>Head down to the guild, chat and swap stories!
Story Time.

Also, possibly get a lead on our next adventure.

>>35898679
>Head down to the guild, chat and swap stories!
Shouldn't disappoint Lann, even if we cheated through that dungeon, the spike trap had impressive strength to it and we can show off our cool spear!.

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>>35898679
>You set up the remaining two again with more meat, but your friends have other plans- Jin has even managed to tear herself away from the blaze. Their standing on either side of you, each stick with a single sizzling piece of meat, right at the end. And held up for you to eat. They are apparently planning to reenact the last meal. In reverse.

LEWD.

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEWD.

LEWD.

>>35898766
We didn't cheat, we were just too strong for the dungeon.

>>35898679
>Head down to the guild, chat and swap stories!

are we old enough to drink? What is the age restriction on Arachne, Harpy and Were-beast for drinking? When do we get coffee?

>>35898660
>>35898679
dawww

>>35898846
we need to find and immediately develop a problem with coffee.

>>35898846
this is a medieval-ish society. most likely there are no legal age limits on drinking

Alright, straight to the guild!
Writing!

>>35899041

No seriously, wash up before going to the inn.
Use that shield.
I don't want rancid meat hands.

>>35898962

so the little kids can come in and drink a flagon of ale? Even if it's not standardised, I assume the Inn Keeper has a personal limit...

>>35899054
We'll just have Shezka lick the meat off our hands and make Jin jealous in the process.

>>35899116
that is JUST AS BAD on the filth scale.

>>35899106
Maybe, but I doubt that limit will apply to Giant Spiders.

>>35899141
What's wrong, don't you want to be dirty?

>>35899166
Nurgle get out this isn't 40k

>>35899106
In those days, everyone drank alcohol because clean, disease-less water was rare, and alcohol kills bacteria.

>>35899190
I was thinking of getting dirty in a more Slanneshi way.

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>>35899206
..........GET THE FUCK OUT SLAANESH KHORNE HAS ALREADY STAKED HIS CLAIM HERE!

>>35899206
We are already getting dirty in a Khornate way all the time. There's even a skull throne.

>>35899106
why not? what do you have against children drinking healthy delicious ale?

>>35899266
Albeit for our companions.

>>35899315
I, for one, look forward to sunken spider wolf harpy antics.

inb4 we are all lightweights since we're like a month old and we've only drunk pure shield water and meat-juice.

>>35899467
DRUNKEN. Fuggin auto correct.

Guys, what if headpats are actually incredibly sexual and deviant in this universe, and Lyra is doing the equivalent of a curious child playing with another child's pee pee?

>>35899600

Then I guess we move up to playing Doctor.

Also, IIRC patting a bird ANYWHERE but the head is incredibly sexual for them.

>>35899265
That pic makes me wish that at some point Lyra gets into a fight with some racist asshole humans who won't shut up about her being an abomination. And just before she beats them six ways till sunday, she tells them that "if the gods had not wanted your shit slapped, they would not have made me a giant spider!"

>>35899754
>"How are you so strong?!"
>"I am a giant spider"

>>35899648
What, why?

>>35899648
That is crazy talk anon.

>>35899648
>>35899600
god no.
We need to stop.

>>35899955
Stop holding back? Kay, back rubs for Jin and belly rubs for Shez it is!

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>>35900005
no, anon.
Bad.

>>35899955

I agree.

It's not healthy suppressing Lyra's natural sexual feelings like this.

You round up your friends post dinner- Not that it's particularly hard. Sheszka is pretty much comatose, and Jin looks like she might too full to fly. Everyone washes their hands, and then their faces.

You're monsters, not animals.

The guild is well lit, and pretty lively. It's still kind of early, though. Or maybe not? Maybe with the monsters people go to sleep earlier? Or maybe adventurers just get drunk whenever they feel like it.

You'll go with the latter.

Friends securely (and probably unconsciously) stowed behind you, you walk right in.

Lively is a weak word. Rowdy. Rowdy is better. There's more than a few facees you don't recognize, people of all shapes and sizes and colours wearing all sorts of ridiculous things. A small, brown skinned woman wearing barely anything at all- but she's covered in scars, and sports a pair of horns. A giant of man taking up the whole corner, a wide braided beard spilling across his chest, all the way to his waist.

Lann is sitting on a bench on one side of the room, her hood thrown back- Her ears are pointed, but short. She's got a mug in one hand, and is laughing uproariously, one arm around the shoulders of a man with sharp features, a bandanna pulling back his hair from his face.

You manage a few steps into the room before Lann spots you, shouting excitedly and waving, spilling ale right into her friends lap.
"Lady spider! Hey, Yah! Over here!"
You work your way through the hall to her table, drawing glances all around- Even adventurers don't see arachne too often, it seems.

The table is the right height at least. You sit down, resting your elbows on the wood and greeting your acquaintance.
"Good evening, yes?"
"Haha! It's a pretty good evening so far!"

>>35900152
You smile, and she returns it, a full grin splitting her features.
"You seem much more... outgoing? Yes."
"Pffft- I am an, an expert! Yeah, I'm great at keeping my... work and my other stuff. Apart!"
The man looks up from his damp pants, waving a hand in dismissal.
"She gets like this with even a single mug. Adventuring for a bleeding decade, still a lightweight."
"I can drink youuu under the table, Cliff!"

"She gets excited, then loud, then she's asleep inside the hour. Four ales, every time."
You laugh, and find yourself joined by other voices- this is a common argument in the guild, apparently.
"I am Lyra, yes. These are Jin and Sheszka, though I don't think they'll be awake for long."
"Cliff Derray. Nice to meet you."

He offers his hand across the table, and you take it, careful to keep your fingers from cutting his a you shake.
"Lann was wanting to trade stories, yes."
His expression perks a bit- and the sound of sliding wood on wood fills the room. Your fenced in in seconds, a cage of benches and adventurers all around.

Lann laughs at your face- you're definitely gaping.
"The little spider says she was down inna dungeon, yeah. In the woods, too!"
There's a chorus of curious voices all around, as attention focusses on you.
A waitress prods your shoulder, holding a tray of drinks.
"Everybody here likes stories more than just a bit, kiddo. Take something for your throat, or you'll be dry 'fore long."

>Ask for some water
>Take whatever is offered

and

>Demand a trade! You want stories back!
>Ask where they want you to start- They've heard Jin, but you've got more than a few stories.
>Accuse Lan of luring you into being the nights entertainment!
>Other (?)

>>35900176
>Ask for some water.
Try and stay responsible.

>Demand a trade! You want stories back!

>>35900176
>>Take whatever is offered
>Ask where they want you to start- They've heard Jin, but you've got more than a few stories.
Drunk Lyra goooo

>>35900176
>>Take whatever is offered
We can water it down if we need to, we have water.
and
>Demand a trade! You want stories back!
>Ask where they want you to start- They've heard Jin, but you've got more than a few stories.

We will do story things TOGETHER! Now where do I start?

>>35900226
Seconded

>>35900176
>Take whatever is offered
>Demand a trade! You want stories back!

Drunken tirades adinst stupid narcissistic mages and their stupid tribute dungeons is a go!

>>35900176
>>Take whatever is offered

>>Demand a trade! You want stories back!
>>Ask where they want you to start- They've heard Jin, but you've got more than a few stories.

>>35900176
>Take whatever is offered
and
>Other
Give a life story. Start with our birth and how we soon slapped the shit out of some gnomes.

>>35900176
>Ask for some water
>Demand a trade! You want stories back!

Time for sleep, goodnight fellow arachnids!

>>35900176
>>Take whatever is offered
>Demand a trade! You want stories back!

Whatever option we pick, if some asshole says our stories are lame let's point out that we are only a month old.

In fact, let's point that out anyway, in an apologetic style way.

Hell, let's tell our adventure where we saved Mothbutt and met Saranthris!

>>35900176
>Ask for some water
>Demand a trade! You want stories back!
Make sure not to give them ideas to raid the ruins though

>>35900176
>Take whatever is offered

>Demand a trade! You want stories back!

Yeah, she has to give us a story too!

"My story may be a bit disappointing, yes. The wizard and his dungeon were certainly disappointing. Stupid wizards. "

>>35900176
>Ask for some water

>>Demand a trade! You want stories back!

>>35900257
Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a giant spider out of thin air

In the great forest, born and raised
On the ground and swamps is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin' stats, and hackin' monsters its all cool
Puttin' down some big ass bears and lizard fools

>>35900176
>>Take whatever is offered
>Ask where they want you to start- They've heard Jin, but you've got more than a few stories.

You want stories in return, and you aren't picky about what you're drinking.
Now where do they want you to start?

Writing!

>>35900368

But this skeletal guy
He was up to no good
Started making trouble
In my neighborhood

I'd got in one little fight
And my mom got scared
So I went back home
And told her he was there

[And then the charge of the spider Rohirim]

>>35900455
Let's start from the beginning, tell them all of our adventures from since we were but a new born spider!

It's important to remember that spiders get intoxicated from some different things than human.

>>35900566

Coffee...

>>35900455

Back when we but an itty~ bitty~ spiderbutt~ little under a month ago we...

>Lyra ends up drunk
>Wakes up in a meadow
>Surrounded on all sides by the corpses of giant bears
>Jin and Sheszka lie naked to her sides, a fine sheen of sweat contrasting with their satisfied smiles
>There is also a tiger tied to a tree for some reason

>>35900566
>Oh your too young to have this beer spider, here have something to keep you up to tell us your story

>>35900518
I for one vote to just give them the notable moments, otherwise we could be here all night. They want to hear about our adventures, not about each individual hunt we've gone on.

But if we do give them our life story, we must sing it.

I wonder how many beers it takes to get a giant spider drunk? That and I wonder if mom is going to kill us if she finds out that we got drunk when we're still not even a month old

>>35900701
No.
I refuse singing meme life stories.

>>35900701
Quick someone make a drinking song

The biggest hurdle in our quest to obtain Coffee is that there isn't any in this town... we'd have to go across the continent to find/obtain it, or get very lucky at a traders...

Though we might be more likely to find some at a large mercantile port city as the ships are likely laden with exotic good and foodstuffs...

>>35900701
>>35900818

No, no, see, we just have to Disney this. What could possibly go wrong?

>>35900455

Oh god. I think I'm going to die laughing from this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

>>35900802
half a mug.
spiders don't actually have high alcohol resistance it turns out.

>>35900843
How about a strong cup of tea?

>>35900455

Mom is going to punch us if we over do it. Also, we have water on tap via shield.

>>35901133
Oh stop being such a wimp. Time to live it up!

>>35901133
We are a giant spider.
A mug of alcohol won't do shit.
A barrel or two on the other hand...

random thought, just how flammable is this alcohol? I mean we do have fire powers... and if we get drunk I don't see it past us to try and down as much booze as we can to let off a massive burp seeing if we can't light it on fire to show off.

Sorry about the wait.
Figured I'd say I'm not dead, just that this update is ridiculous.

>>35901676
inb4 we are ultra lightweights because of biological coincidence.

After looking up some more info we are probable immune to LSD and Mescaline shouldn't do much to us, but we should avoid sedatives and caffeine. So no coffee, tea, or soda.

>>35901772
Drunk spider antics are ridiculous. And awesome. Ridicsome.

>>35901772
Take your time, REQM. No rush, man.

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>35901773

Probably will involve making a dorf check

>>35901864
That's decently Dorf-ish, Anon.

>>35901913

Evolution "Dwarf Spider"

>>35901983
Nah, if it had been a nat 100, we'd of become a Dorf Spider. Sadly this Anon failed in his attempt, and was not Dorf enough.

thinking of a drunk Lyra I can't help but think she'll try to seeing the spiderman theme song

>>35902076
She probably will.
Spiderman is essential.
Either that, or itsy bitsy spider.

>>35902076
*singing

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>>35902033
Screw it let's see if i'm dwarfier then that anon!

>>35902094
Itsy bitsy spider to the Spiderman theme song. It's perfect.

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>35902122
Annnnnnd i forgot my roll.......

>>35902155
Congrats, anon! You're slightly more Dorf than that previous anon!

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>35902122
the dorfiest!

>>35902230
You done dorfed up.

>>35902230
How very un-dorf of you, you should be ashamed.

Rolled 25 (1d100)

Clearly, our drunken singing must include dancing as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K8G4eAXC88

Rolling for spider dancing.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

Time to see if I'm Dorf enough to stay awake a bit longer!

>>35902230
At least now I can be reasonably sure not to be the least dorfy person in the room.

You take the mug she offers, raising it to your lips and pausing as you sniff.

It smells... Well, it smells alcoholic. But watered down. Nothing like the stuff your friends used to try and get you to drink. You take a sip, leaning back over your spider half, looking around the crowd that's formed around you. You clear your throat.

"I was promised a trade, yes? I want stories in return."
"Aye." "Fair enough." "Yeah, we got plenty, right?"
You nod.

You sweep a palm out in front of you.
"Where do you want me to start? I know that Jin is... ah, very fond of bragging? But I think she skips details."
"Nah, I think we know exactly how strong you are!"
"Very, she's very strong."
Laughter rings out over the sounds of glasses clinking, people drinking.

"That is exactly what I am talking about, yes."
Lann's friend chimes in quickly.
"How about the ruins, yeah? We hear all sorts of things, but nobody's allowed in. The little bird was rattling off about kobolds, or something."

You nod twice, and take another sip.
"It was late in the forest, yes? Before dawn had cracked. A child was missing, a little moth chased into the ruins below. The harpies had come to ask for help- from my mother. Ah- Nialla, yes? She is an adventurer all her own. But she could not fit into the ruins. The entrance was long collapsed, and it was too small."

"An arachne adventurer?"
"Yeah, she went around years ago-" "I met her over in Rensburg, yeah? Exploring ruins."
"And training. Always, always. She stopped in the guild over there, looking for sparring partners. Alex was sore for weeks!"

>Talking Dorf
>Lyra is an Elf-Spider.

Get the fuck out.

>>35902264
>Giant, terrifying, red skull-spider getting tipsy and doing cute spider dance.

SECONDED.

>>35902323

You laugh.
"I am glad I am not the only one, then."
"She spars with you?"
"She beats me into the ground, yes."
The ring around laughs, people leaning in closer as you continue.

"So I have woken up, yes? From the harpies calling her to treetop. And up I go- and if she cannot fit, there is still a child needing rescue, yes. So they carried me to-"
"What, the harpies?"
"Yes."
"The hell'd they even lift you?"
"They held web. And there was three. And I was a lot smaller, yes."
"It's the last one that counts."

"Yes. Ahem. So I am taken to the ruins, to go below. And Jin is to come with me, so I am not alone. The entrance was tight, even for me- My shell was scraping the walls."
"What're they like, kid?"
"Hah?"
"The ruins, yeah? It's the old spider city, isn't it?"

"It was all the monsters of the forest. There's broken statues and... and when we got through the door, the stairs- They were huge. Gigantic. Wide, and they went so far down. And below there was pillars, and cuts into the stone to carry the water- We came to a giant hallway, and the water ran through it freely, until the hall was broken, and a cave was there."

"And that's where there's a monster, right?"
"Yes."
"Jin likes this part."
You laugh along with them, and the harpy stirs a little, curling further into the eyehole. Sheszka is snoring, arms and legs lying loose out of the socket.

"Yes, there is a monster here. A centipede, a giant one. But we are quiet- and I strike all at once, killing it with one blow. We leave the body, following the trail further through the corridors- out of the cave and back into the ruins beneath. And there is a shattered room- Three kobolds are inside. The wall is cracked, but it is enough for the moth, yes. She is hiding, crying while they laugh, threaten."
You take a long draught. It still makes you a little angry.

>>35902400
The adventurers at least know a good part of a story when they hear it. They're all leaning in, silent and waiting.
"And she cries. And I am, I am mad. Angry. I yell, I strike- One kobold, I drive my weapon through it, through it's armour and into the wall. Another attacks, and I kick it away from me, driving it to the ground! And the last tries to stab me with it's spear, and I knock it away!"

"Jinni said they were scared, even."
"Yes. It tried to keep me away, but I grabbed it, bit it-"
"Your fangs don't look that big- You got a spider mouth or somethin-"
"Arachne are venomous as hell, Kev. She bites you, you're dead on the floor in seconds."
"Hells!"

"Yes, yes. He fall, he dies, and I take his weapon and turn to the last- He tries to guard, and I stab him. The spear shatters in my hands and my knife tears through his guard!"
"Bloody- How old were you?"
"Ah. More than a week? I, ah. I threw up, right after."

More laughter- broken by the giant raising a mug the size of your chest over his head.
"A toast! To a brave spider, aye!"
The guild reverberates with the shout that follows, every glass held high, clinking together.
"AYE!"
You down your cup with them, and the barmaid has another in your hands in seconds. You offer a thanks as you smile.

>>35902442
"Yes. And Jin coaxes out the little moth, but now the ruins are coming to life! There are noises, growls all around! I carry the little one, and we run back the way we came-"
"You didn't get lost or nothin'?"
"I am a giant spider, yes! I left web behind, so I could find my way!"
"Damn. That's a hell of a lot easier than a map, for sure."
"Ya haven't the ass for it!"

More laughing, more drinking- The two people are arguing, shouting, people chuckling around them.
"More, more!" "C'mon, what's next?"
"Ha! And we ran, yes? All the way to the caves! And we slipped through- and there, over the dead centipede, was-"
"A giant bloody spider!"

"Yes, yes! Seranthis, the forest walker! I spoke to him! And he said he would keep us from being chased, yes-"
"Wait a bleeding- Seranthis? That's just a legend, right?"
"I thought the old empire refused to attack till he vanished or whatever?"
"Then he's still around?"

You nod, drinking more, as every one in the room stares.
"Yes. He said he went below the city, to keep it safe. That there were things in the dark that couldn't be allowed above."
"So there's a castle sized spider underground somewhere. Great. I'm never sleeping again."
"Spiders ain't even scary, ya nit-"
"Too many legs-"

"SO we went up, yes! Out of the ruins. And our families were waiting. We rescued the moth-girl!"
There's a round of applause from the adventurers around you. Another toast.

And then the giant leans forward, tossing back his ale before he starts to speak.
"Aright, then. Lissen up, an I speak of the mountains far away-"
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>>35902472

"Annnn enntire room! Nuthin bu picturesss and picturesss and stoopid stoopid books. About, about hisself. WIZARDS!"
Everyones laughing. You're not sure how much you've drank, but you're feeling pretty good right now. Sheszka woke up for a bit, and had a drink, and then she went back to sleep.

"So ya got past a whole pile a traps, and there was a room about nothing?"
"Yesss! And more rooms, just about him! Banners and statues! And the last room- The last room! Hah! It wasss him, right? His stoopid skeleton in a bloody throne. Juss sitting there! Thought he was importan enough for venturers to look for him!
Everyone's laughing, drinking. You've heard so many stories! About mountains and rivers and forests and the plains and cities and caravans and-

Damn, you're tired. But Jin's house is soooo far away. Wait, wait. Lann says there's beds upstairs. You're pretty sure you'd break them though. You're a giant spider! But you'll take the sheets and the floor, anyway.

You fall asleep, contented and warm, your human bits splayed across a bed, snoring and drooling, a smile across your face.

>>35902497
awww

>>35902497


>That's it for tonight!
>Thanks for playing!
>We'll shoot for monday for the next thread! 2PM EST!
>Comments, questions and concerns answered while Im up!

>>35902497
I do believe we somehow have some dwarf blood in us if we drank that much and didn't go out completely

>>35902497
I want to sign up to this guild.

>>35902548
how many drinks did it take before Lyra got tipsy?

>>35902555
We have a huge body mass.

>>35902548
I think I may have asked this on your ask account, but what is Lyra's general appearance like? I've heard conflicting references from anons about the color of her hair and eyes.

>>35902497
>your human bits

We keep referring to our human half. Shouldn't it be our elf half?

>>35902497
Inns! They're fun!

>>35902621
>Bloody hells Lyra, how many drinks can you down in one night?
>I am a giant spider.