previous threads are at: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=space+monkey The once smug Arcosian groans weakly as you climb off him, stamping his face.Risel flies down to your side, and the two of you gather energy for a wave attack, intending to smear the purple prick across the next few miles of planet surface."S-stop." He pleads. "I-if you let me live. I... I can tell you. Lord Cooler- he knows about some other survivors..." Risel's eyes go wide, and she lets the energy she'd been gathering dissipate. Her eyes flit nervously to you, looking for guidance.You hold your energy in your palms, considering....>Kill him now, he's lying>"Talk then.">Tell Risel to check on Teito
>>35890437>>"Talk then."Oh fuck yes Space Monkey Quest.
>>35890437>>Tell Risel to check on Teito
>>35890437>"Talk then."Space monkey time? One of the better times of the day.
Kill him even if he's telling the truth we can find out from someone else who can't potentially kill us
>>35890437>continuity with coolerSo the existance of Frieza or an army of not his robots is totally nonsensical?A shit.
>>35890437>"Talk then.">Tell Risel to check on Teito
You level your palm at the small alien, "Talk then." You bark.A bead of sweat rolls down his face. "I... I don't... that is, I don't know where the Saiyans are personally, that is to say-" You growl, energy flaring visibly. "W-wait! I can take you to Cooler! He's my second cousin- twice removed- and he doesn't hate you monkeys. H-he invites them aboard his ship, to rub in F-frieza's face!"Risel gapes, "He has Saiyans come to him?" The Arcosian nods fervently. "Yes, yes, all the time. There's this one.... spiky hair, calls himself the Crusher Pirate or something! Please just don't kill me?!"The Arcosian grovels at your feet, short fingers wrapping around your ankle.>What do
>>35890557I don't trust this guy as far as we could throw him. Let's kill him and investigate this claim further elsewhere.
>>35890557Ask him to lick feet?
>>35890557Lets not kill him. For once. Not like we gain anything by killing him, other than maybe Cooler's ire if he's fond of this particular cousin or something.
>>35890649Totally wpnt knpw jt was js.
>>35890721Fuck uou phone.
>>35890557Leaning towards kill. Going to Cooler seems bad, allowing someone to live who knows we exist seems bad, and killing this guy and POSSIBLY earning Cooler's ire later seems bad.That's two seems bads against one.
>>35890744Indeed.We can however look up this crusher pirate, so that's useful.Can't wait for us to get to earth or namek
>>35890557>"I'll ask a friend then." Kill. Not like anyone else will be around to know we killed him, and once we check on Teito we can collect the bounty and leave. Teito took it out on her own, she gets the largest share.
"Pathetic." You call him. "This is for Planet Vegeta." You raise your hand, preparing to wipe the Arcosian off the face of the galaxy, when you feel a searing, crippling pain run through your body."That's my bodyguard." A voice hisses. "Did you really think you could get the jump on a Kanassan?" The alien has both you and Risel gripped by the tails, you scream and double over in pain, unable to focus your energy.Seconds later, Teito comes roaring in, crashing into the alien and ploughing him into the earth.You push up to your hands and knees shakily. The Arcosian has already stood, now crouching and shaking uncontrollably, body lengethening, limbs expanding with muscle.Your scouter picks up his power level, rapidly rising into the dozens of thousands.>Attack him now with Risel (Roll d4000+175)>Aplogise, try and calm things down>Grab the girls, run now
>>35890785>Attack him now with Risel (Roll d4000+175)
Rolled 953 + 175 (1d4000 + 175)>>35890785>>Attack him now with Risel (Roll d4000+175)THIS IS WHY TALKING IS BAD
Rolled 1077 + 175 (1d4000 + 175)>>35890785>>35890789Forgot dice...
Rolled 2634 + 175 (1d4000 + 175)>>35890785New rule. When we have someone at our mercy, just kill them. No second chances, no speeches, just dead.
>>35890785>Grab the girls, run now
Rolled 1286 + 174 (1d4000 + 174)>>35890785>Attack him now with Risel (Roll d4000+175)>>35890795>>35890797>>35890801These rolls. We're going to get creamed...
Rolled 3890 (1d4000)>>35890785>Attack him now with Risel (Roll d4000+175)
Rolled 2434 + 175 (1d4000 + 175)>>35890785Attack him now we're in too deep even if we run we won't get away we gotta kill him now all or nothing
Rolled 900 + 175 (1d4000 + 175)>>35890785>>Attack him now with Risel (Roll d4000+175)
>>35890816Oh thank god.
uh guys, it's average of 5and we just got like a 25 out of 100
>>35890838Oh... right Average. Well.. Shit. I didn't want to start drinking this early...
>>35890820>>35890829See, >>35890838Our power level is going to be insufficient. Again.We just levelled. And it's still not going to be enough.Saiyan pride continues to be a lie
>>35890855Hmm Well I'll start group therapy if chuckles doesn't mind. Anyone want anything off the steam sale? I've got an extra $30 or so.
>>35890838If it's average, the 3890 single-handedly dragged us up to about 50/100. Which if you're averaging 5, is to be expected.
average was 2143 The Arcosian stands, horns gleaming in the red star light. "HA! Behold MY SECOND FOR-" "KABUYA KANNON!" "RISEL RIPPER!"Your combined attacks blast into the Arcosian, smashing him backwards. "DIRTY MONKEYS! GRR, YOU'LL PAYYYEEEEEEEEEEE!"With a high pitched death scream, you and Risel destroy the Arcosian man. His corpse obliterated to dust, blowing away in the wind.Teito finally wrestles the Kannasan to the ground, pinning his arms. "Kabu, alive or dead?" She asks. The bounty did say alive was worth more...>It's not about the money, kill him>Let him live, for now
>>35890878>>It's not about the money, kill himHE KNOWS!
>>35890859don't go tempting people anon
>>35890859Evolve keys out the wazoo.
>>35890890Oh I'm dead serious man. Want a game?
>>35890878>It's not about the money, kill himHe touched the tails.
>>35890878>It's not about the money, kill him
>>35890878>It's not about the money, kill himNope. Leaving people alive is more trouble than it's worth.
>>35890878>Let him live, for nowThe person that ordered the Kannasans dead was the same person who blew up Planet Vegeta a few days later. I think it's safe to say we shouldn't give two shits about having to kill them all.
>>35890911Dude he's going to warn Cooler. THATS BAD.
>>35890878It ain't bout the money ice this fool
>>35890795HAH! Flashback to being raised as a Saiyan.USE YOUR FISTS NOT YOUR WORDS!
>>35890896i want to say yes, because being a broke bitch is shit for playing vidya, on the other hand, im not entirely comfortable taking it
>>35890939Want an evolve alpha key? I ended up with 10.
>>35890939>>35890893Can.. you get evolve keys? How does one do that? If there is a game that gives auto access and it's cheap then I can probably get one or two?Did steam send us a bunch of them and I didn't notice?>>35890939It's Cool Chuckles I enjoy your games and bought a steam card for the express purpose of buying other people in quests games.
>>35890945is that the l4d with dinosaurs one?eh if its an alpha key, ill take ithit me up on twitter and ill tell you my account
anyways, writan kill thus ruining the potential character plans i had, as i expected
>>35890939With the Halloween sale these games are like 10-15. The cost of a night out.do you not want your players to take you out to dinner chuckles?
>>35890965Ask yourself one thing: after having the last guy we stopped to talk to try to kill us, why would we let the next guy live?
>>35890965Teito saved our asses on top of that, even larger share of the bounty for her!
>>35890965Sorry mate can't trust anyone related to Frieza
>>35890965He should have started with peace offerings and praises and not touching our tail.>>35890995Bounty was for a live.. whatever he is..
>>35890999Bounty was dead or alive, higher bounty for alive. Plus, I bet the asshole Arcosian had a ship nearby to raid.
>>35890999Alive worth more than dead, a corpse still pays out, and this "I CAN SEE THE FUTUUURE" alien is the last of its kind. Very definitive that its the bounty
"Kill him. Wasn't about the money to begin with. I was just getting some training in." Teito floats up in the air, before heel dropping on the Kannassans head, bursting like an overripe berry, purplish blue blood spurted everywhere.Teito picks herself up from the floor, dusting the goo like blood off her boot. "Ohhhh, I get it." Teito says slowly, winking at Risel. You look between the two girls, who are now giggling. "What?"Teito giggles a little more, wiping a splurt of blood from her cheek and tasting it. "You were freaked out cos of all those strong power levels on 419, weren't you?">A... little.>Shut up, back on the ship>Yes, but that's dealt with now
>>35891015Ah Good. More Looting... maybe he has a better ship! He's one of those... things anyway!Also Last call Roughly 37$ on steam If any of you guys want something give a shout out.
>>35891032>S-Shut UP! FIND THEIR SHIP LOOT IT!>Insecurityissues.jpg
>>35891032>Other"Took you that long to figure out?"
>>35890955Hmm, can't find your account. I'll just send you the alpha key over twitter if that's ok. Redeem it on steam.
>>35891032>Yes>And that means more training for everyone until I can stop
>>35891032> a... little> Sorry for being so harsh on the two of you.
>>35891032>A... little.>Curl tail around self protectively.
>>35891051Actually fuck it, will almost definitely regret this, but who wants to add Chuckles on steam?
>>35891072I'll add your ass. Probably better than cards against humanity.
>>35891032>N-No!>Shut up, back on the ship
>>35891072Yeah fuck it, don't have enough people to play vidya with anyway.
>>35891032>A... little.>Shut up, back on the ship, I'm not insecure>>35891072
>>35891072>>35891079>>35891085>>35891087should have added, PM me on twitter for the account, preferably don't just dump it in the thread
>>35891072Sure why not, makes it easier to send the key.
>>35891098Not sure I can PM you unless followed by you.. but I can tweet you.. so yep.
>>35891098Can only pm those who follow you.You have my account anyway as I poked you about the key, just pm that.
>>35891115i dont know how twitter worksah fuck it ill just tweet the steam addressnow back to writan
>>35891032"We're all we've got left, now. Even if we're not the strongest individuals, we're -" >>35891038and then this
>>35891098Yeah, why not. How to PM on twitter?
>>35891032>>35891038LOOT THE SHIP!>>35891062MORE TRAINING!
"A.... a little." You admit."Awww.... Kabu...." Teito rushes you, squeezing you into a hug and lifting in you in the air, quite literally, as she jettisons you off the ground."Teito! How d-" Risel latches on as well, hugging the two of you from the left.Not exactly Saiyan like behaviour.>Let them have their fun>"Get off. Now.">Other
>>35891259>Let them have their fun
>>35891259>Let them have their funBut not too long.
>>35891259>Let them have their fun>Noooo I'm a Saiyan I AM FIRE AND DEAAATH STOP HUGGING MEEEE!
>>35891259>>Let them have their funIt's been a stressful week or so
>>35891259"They must have come here in a ship! A SHIP WITH FOOD!"
>>35891259>Let them have their funbut if it starts getting too unsaiyan,>"Get off. Now."
>>35891259>OtherTwitch your tail about in anger before relenting and hugging them back. "Good work from the both of you. Now let's loot that F.A.Gs ship and get out of here."
>>35891251Add using the link on twitter and a browser, the steam program can't find him.
>>35891309im a ghost in the machine, its cos i threated to kill gaben
>>35891309Okay Easy fix.Go to the actual steam website where he linked his name. Log in on steam on the web. Because He's set to private you can't search his ass. Once logged in on the web browser at his profile.. click add as friend.
>>35891324well i just turned it public, go nuts
>>35891339Got something to hide Chuck?
>>35891367He doesnt want people to find the otome games on his library
>>35891374more like my omatone games
If you're going to suggest it, who am I to not to comply?
You lean back and let them hug you. Still, might as well put up a show, for them. Fun, barring the levelling of cities, is a rare occurrence under your lead.You wriggle, feigning helplessness in their grip. "Nnnnooooooowuh, I am a Saiyan. I am a destroyer of civilisations..... Stop huuuugginnnng meeeeeee."The girls giggle, squeezing tighter, enough to force behind their arms to level the still standing tower.Eventually they let go. "Alright girls, someone's got to take the body back to the ship."Both of them point at the other. "Not it!">Who will take the body back>What will the other two do?
>>35891443>What will the other two do?Find the Arcosians ship.
>>35891411the jig is up, cheese it
>>35891443>>Who will take the body backUgh fine. We'll do it.>>What will the other two do?Those guys must have had a ship. Send the girls to look for it.
>>35891443>Risel carries him>The other two find the their ship
>>35891309Yeah, that's the first approach I went for but the add friend button was missing from the page. He's not set to private anymore though and it's appeared now
>>35891443We'll take the body back, the two of them will find the Arcosian's ship.
>>35891460This pleases me
>>35890557>There's this one.... spiky hair, calls himself the Crusher Pirate or something!http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Turles_Crusher_CorporationI want to eat Turles' Fruit.
>>35891559Not gonna lie, fruit from the Tree of Might, provided we don't go full retard and put it on Earth or something, would be pretty great.
>>35891577What if we did it while they're still on Namek.
>>35890801remember how we got this awesome ship and crew by sparing that king?and we now go info from him about saiyan survivors (crusher pirate)its a dumb rule.
You lean down and scoop the corpse up, it makes a wet slapping noise as you lift it, skin having melded with earth from the force of Teito's final attack."This better still be identifiable." You warn Teito. She just shrugs, grinning. "Alright. I'm going to take this back to the ship. You two are going to find their ship. Got it?"Risel salutes, Teito just nods with a bigger grin. "Seeya." She's already taken off, hand to her scouter. Risel startles and flies after her.You shake your head and sigh. "Kids."You launch off towards your own ship, flying up from the back of the ship and alighting gently at the ramp, you walk in.You hear murmurs coming from the cockpit, as you walk down the ships corridor. "We could take it now.""They'd never catch us.""Not once we hit outer orbit."You deposit the body on the floor. >What do
>>35891612Ok, I will admit, when I said that, I was expecting for us to get the shit kicked out of us
>>35891633Speed over to them."Catch? I've already caught you..
>>35891633>Laugh heartily>Inform of them of the 'tracking device' you put on the ship>Inform them of the tracking device you implanted into them if they get smart ideas about changing vessels
>>35891633>>What do>"Oh really? But where would we go?
>>35891633keep listening, see how long it takes them to figure out you are there, and hearing them
>>35891633Walk up to em and say hi as cheerfully as you can.
>>35891577It really would. I forget how many Turles ate, but in the course of one movie he went from 19000 to 300000 in power according to the movie manual.
>>35891633Just wait. Let's see if they're actually stupid enough to try and run.
>>35891577That's why we put it on any other planet full of weak idiots like Vegeta who we could easily kill off.The galaxy's full of 'em, apparently.
>>35891740Vegetta is going to be such a disappointment when we actually find him
>>35891764If we keep power leveling yes.
>>35891764Unless we don't meet him until post-Namek
>>35891764I CAME TO FIND THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS AND WHAT DO I FIND INSTEAD!? YOU! Commence ass kicking.
>>35891764Disappointing for YOU!!!!!!
>>35891785>Commence ass pegging>ftfy
>>35891774What do you mean your only as strong as Cui, he was the first person we killed...Saiyan pride continues to be a lie
You walk in, laughing cheerily. "Oh really? Where are we going? The ship would be hard to get rid of, considering the tracking device I have in here.""M-miss Kabuya... we were just... playing a game of Space Risk. I... was just... fleeing his forces by leaving the planet we were warring on."You nod. "Where's the board?"The Arlian trembles. "We... uhh we LARPed it?"You grin, bearing the pointed tips of your incisors.>What do I'll be out for about 15 minutes or so, expect a delay between posts, try not to samefag
>>35891740there might even be some planets with living organisms but no sapients
>>35891801That was a different person of the same race.
>>35891804eh, fuck it. let them off with a warning this timeinb4 saiyan warning is maimingalthough seriously, i am fine with just regular warning
>>35891823Yeah, they've done a decent job of serving us so far and really, what greater punishment is there than leaving them alive to serve us?
>>35891804>>35891823No I insist on maiming.
>>35891804"Now that's just insulting. Saiyans aren't necessarily stupid, we just prefer using violence to solve our problems. "And you're not going to become a problem for me, right?"
>>35891804"Oh, I love LARPing! I have an idea. I'll play as a level twenty Saiyan badass... and you can play a commoner INGRATE who tried to steal my ship?""How does that sound?"
>>35891804>What do?Give them a spanking.
>>35891847Aren't we not dropping the S-word in front of people we're planning to leave alive?
>>35891876This is our ship pretty sure they know.
>>35891876I think they know we're saiyan...
>>35891876I thought they'd worked it out by now. I mean, have we been careful to keep our tail wrapped around our waist and hidden even on our ship?
>>35891804I second letting them off with a warning. Also but them an actual space risk board.
>>35891804>>35891861I'm gonna second this. Get in some of dat space snarking.
>>35891904We should force them to play Space Risk from start to finish. No breaks unless someone wins. No forfeiting or throwing the game, either.
>>35891804>Laugh>Let them off>>35891876Dude, these guys have known who we are since we first left their planet.
>>35891914and then we kill the winner, who is probably the ringleader due to mad tactical prowess
>>35891804>>35891861This, and then kill him. Ask them if anyone else wants to play some more, or if they're ready to do their jobs.
>>35891804Well, it is time for us to learn to fly this ship. Never know when these weak bugs might die or we have to commandeer another ship for reasons.>>35891823This sounds good for now, though.
>>35891914I actually played a running game of that future version of Risk, where you can take over the moon.It ended after a week, with the last remaining player on Earth giving up, since I'd so heavily fortified the Moon that he literally couldn't break the stalemate for three days straight. It was like taking Australia, except better.
>>35891953He should have directed an asteroid over to it.
We should ask why he's dissatisfied with our leadership and then continue to do the things that upset him, even to a higher degree, just to spite him
>>35891941If the new ship is better than this one (which it almost definitly is) we should probably just ditch these guys and take off by ourselves.And considering it's a ship that belonged to an Arcosian and a guy rich enough to hire an Arcosian, chances are it's decked out with shit like high end auto-pilot and gravity control.
>>35891924Then why are they still alive?
>>35891995They can pilote a ship while the Saiyan are training
>>35891995To fly the ship.
>>35891995Because they've been manning our Space Cruiser?
>>35891995Because we're using them for things right now.
>>35891995Same reason they didn't just replace Raditz with a Saibaman. They were marginally useful at the time.That said, they're quickly running out. We oughta kill one to make an example out of them and then see if we can't get the ship fitted with an autopilot or something. Then we can kill them off.After all, if they figure out that they can't, say, run away, they might just rat us out to the PTO to try and get away from us, maybe buy a ticket back to bugworld with the bounty money.
We should hire an overseer to keep them in line, that'd be cheaper than getting a new crew. We'll have money from this bounty anyway.Maybe buy a top tier slave to keep all the other slaves down, but because he's not as much of a slave as them it's all good.
You lean over a bench. "Listen here, my little insects. You work for me now. I could crush you all," You bunch a fist, "Like twigs. Clear?"They all nod, very nervously. "Yes Kabuya, ma'am."You smile one more time, strolling over, you flick the one who had been explaining on the back of the head. His forehead smashes through the wooden table in front of him, leaving him groaning on the floor. "Good. Now, to get my point across" >I'll leave you to think about what I'll do if I find my ship gone>You're all going to play a VERY serious game of SPACE Risk>Kill the leader
>>35892059>>You're all going to play a VERY serious game of SPACE Risk
>>35892059>You're all going to play a VERY serious game of SPACE Risk>And you WILL enjoy it.
>>35892059>I'll leave you to think about what I'll do if I find my ship gone>Go find the other ship.I do not trust Risel and Teito alone with a possibly better.. breakable ship.
>>35892059>I'll leave you to think about what I'll do if I find my ship gone
>>35892059>You're all going to play a VERY serious game of SPACE RiskThe winner lives to continue serving us.
>>35892059>You're all going to play a VERY serious game of SPACE Risk>>35892080>Not trusting Risel and TeitoTeito perhaps, Risel couldn't break a twig.
>>35892059>>I'll leave you to think about what I'll do if I find my ship gone
>>35892059... wait, does this ship have any means to locate another ship on the planet?
>>35892112Risel is stronger than we where at the start of the campaign. I'd say she can break a twig.
>>35892163Hyperbole is a thing...Also, the girls have been acting rather unsaiyan lately, we need to think of a fix for that.
>>35892059>You're all going to play a VERY serious game of SPACE Risk
>>35892199Inverse reaction to how Saiyan Kabuya is acting. Kabuya is going over board SAIYAN PRIDE MUST BE STRONG! So they're flipping around to counter balance her. Trying to keep her from going nuts.
>>35892199Considering that the Sayajin went nearly extinct with their ways, I'd say some reform is necessary.
and you managed to tie it every time i updatechristso, for the sake of moving along, first reply in wins it, barring kill
>>35892220>Trying to keep her from going nuts.They're not doing an amazing job at that...
>>35892249>You're all going to play a VERY serious game of SPACE Risk
>>35892249>I'll leave you to think about what I'll do if I find my ship gone
>>35892258Kabuya is stronger than them. She'll wreck them if they try too hard. Almost did in the city. They forced her to eat foods. Instead of training possibly to death.
>>35892271True I suppose.
"You're all going to play a VERY serious game of Space Risk." You tell them, licking an incisor menacingly now. The Arlians all tremble in fear, "That is, of course, once I get back."You saunter back into the hallway, drag the Kanassan's corpse in and look at them. "This man's power level was in the mid four thousands, and this is what one of my girls did to him. Think about that."You saunter down the ramp and scout for the girls. Two huge power signals to the south east. Of course... there is that city to the north, that could be fun. Or a nice quiet flight over the wasteland, you recall there was a Saiyan Squad sent here on the day of Frieza's attack. Could it hurt to look around?>Go find the girls>Go to the city and....>Look for the Saiyan squad
>>35892378>Go find the girlsand then>Look for the Saiyan squad
>>35892378>Look for the Saiyan squad
>>35892378>Go find the girls>Look for the Saiyan squad
You blast off towards the girls power levels, touching down at a small cruiser. Not marked with a PTO brand. You suppose Aish must have been a freelancer, dismissing the thought with a shrug. You punch the ramp open and stroll inside. "What'd we find girls? Food? Scouters?"They shake their heads. "Few cases of 'Beer' brand beer and a whole buncha notes." Teito tells you, Risel is already perusing through a booklet, looking interested.You furrow your brow. When did you teach her to read properly?>"Anything interesting?">Slap it out of her hands>Take it and read yourself
>>35892557>"Anything interesting?"Lets not be a dick for once. She did help us beat down Aish after all
>>35892557Let her have the booklet, but inform here that true Saiyans don't read.
>>35892557>>35892575Seconded. But only if it turns out we can't read and are passive aggressive about it.
>>35892271She's stronger than them individually, but there is two of them to keep track of.
>>35892588We use our scouters. We have to be able to read.
>>35892627Numbers not words.
>>35892634still reading anon, still uses the same pat of the brainno need to be retarded
>>35892557>>"Anything interesting?">>35892655That's not adorable, thats depressing.Don't do >>35892575 >>35892588
>>35892575But Goku's favorite l hobbies are reading and sports even he can read
>>35892699Raised by a human
>>35892650Good heavens you're retarded if you think that being able to read numbers means they're capable of reading letters. They're different symbols. It's like the fact I can understand characters used in English but can't even put the correct sound to characters in Cyrillic.Then there's the capability for understanding strings of letters as words, and then gleaning meaning from whole sentences of individually recognised and understood words.I'm no psychologist but it probably doesn't even used the same part of the brain beyond the visual cortex.
"Anything interesting?" You ask her, sitting on one of the ships two beds.Risel holds a finger up to you for a second. She returns to scanning the page, lips moving quietly."I think.... that the Kanassan was here, looking for a... it says here, that he tracked the-" She gasps, "Teito, Kabu! He was here looking for the SAIYANS that wiped out his race!" She looks up excitedly.Teito spins on the spot and runs over, squinting at the page. "Yeah, that's Saiyans." She looks up at you as well, over Risel's shoulder. "We're going to look for them, right?"You nod your head, shakily. After all this time? Could this backwater have a hidden group of Saiyans hiding on it? You can't help but crack a smile. A tear even runs down Risel's cheek.>If they've been hiding, they must be weak, forget about them>Check where you fought Aish>Ask around the city>Look around the wasteland south of the ship
>>35892557>>35892655backing this>>35892650It's never been expressly stated that we could read. We're also not exactly.. bright.
>>35892794>If they've been hiding, they must be weak>which means we can easily subjugate them, finally the two girls have someone they can properly look down on too>Look around the wasteland south of the ship
>>35892757You'd have to be a neurologist, actually.Not this anon, but you kinda need to know how to read to pilote spaceships and do officier stuff. That doesn't mean Kabu is well-read
>>35892794>Look around the wasteland south of the ship
>>35892794>>Look around the wasteland south of the shipIf they've been hiding, they're either weak or smart. If we could convince them to join us... we'd be collectively stronger.If they are weak or smart, they weren't likely to stick around Aish's location, and a wasteland sounds about right for where they made planetfall. It was probably nice, once.
>>35892557the ship itself, we can have some of our crew fly it for us to a port. sell the ship, then regroup with us on our ship
>>35892794>If they've been hiding, they must be weak>which means we can easily subjugate them, finally the two girls have someone they can properly look down on too>Look around the wasteland south of the shipbacking this
>>35892794>Check where you fought Aish
>>35892794Probably out voted but i say we check the city
>>35892832>neurologist, actuallyDerp, yeah, my bad. That aside, I'm not arguing that Kabu is illiterate, simply that the ability to read numbers doesn't imply the ability to read text.That said, I'd gotten the impression that most spaceship controls in DB were kinda big levers and buttons style. Not that I've actually read/watched DB, so...
>>35892794>>Check where you fought Aish>>35892795Outside of being hot-blooded and a bit vainglorious, Kabu isn't dumb.Seriously, no saiyan other than Goku was portrayed as dumb in DB. And even Goku wasn't that dumb
>>35892794>Ask around the cityClearly they're the people with Tails!
>>35892830>>35892885we have been hiding toobeause there are monsters like frieza with power levels in the millions who destroy planetslike how he destroyed planet vegetathat thing we ran away from
>>35892794>Look around the wasteland south of the ship.Also OP, please don't make our character completely illiterate. We need to be able to read the bounty notices if we want to turn our kills in, or the ship's info screens if we need to maneuver in space or attempt necessary repairs...
>>35892794in order>Check where you fought Aish>Ask around the city>Look around the wasteland south of the ship
>>35892924>we have been hiding tooWell, that sobviously completly different. We've been choosing our battles wisely.
>>35892930our character isn't illiterate, she knows to read, she is surprised her underlings do too.
>>35892794>Check where you fought Aish>>35892930She's probably around an intermediate level. I'd compare it to Titeo a second ago - *Squints* Yeah.. that says Saiyans all right!
>>35891072Oh yeah, me
>>35893006He provided his steam ID on his twitter.
>>35893024On that note, being the creepy stalker that I am, looking at Chuckles friendslist at the people online now and thus presumably mostly from this thread, there's an amusing split between britbongs and aussies. I guess US is sleeping right now?
"Well if they've been in hiding this long... they must be weak." You smile condescendingly. "Congratulations girls, you're no longer the two weakest Saiyans I know.The girls pout at the jibe, as Risel tosses the book down. You fly back to the ship, telling the Arlians where Aish's ship is. "Strip it for parts, then junk it. All money is to come to me." You consider adding 'or else' but settle for popping your knuckles.Floating up over the wasteland, no power levels jump out at you. Everything you pick up seems to be a low level local 200 PL at most. Hmm>Fan out>Stick together, head (SE, S or SW)
>>35893103U.S. is wide awake man. It's 1:23 PM east coast.
>>35893103It's 1 pm over here, I just don't use steam
>>35893112>Stick together, head (SE, S or SW)>SE
>>35893103>Stick together, head (SE, S or SW)SE
>>35893112>Stick together, head SE
>>35893112>Fan outDivide and conquer makes faster work>>35893119>>35893125Fair
>>35893112>Fan outWe're looking for a bunch of weaklings, it'll be fine
>>35893103Britfags are best fags.
>>35893112>>Stick together, head SE
>>35893112>Fan out"Fire an energy wave into the air if you find trouble.>>35893103Nah, we're here.My only steam game is Recettear so I'm not gonna bother adding anyone.
>>35893112>Fan out>inb4 Raditz's weaker cousins
>>35893149Thats the opposite of what divide and conquer means. You are supoosed to divide the enemy, not yourself.
>>35893112>>Stick together, head>SE
>>35893112>Stick together, head (SE>>35893149Divide and conquer is to split your enemies so you can take them out one by one... so.. you're suggesting to make it easier for them to kill us and our subordinates.
>>35893188I just enjoy using idioms wrongly in ways that look plausible at a glance
alright SE wins
>>35893188>>35893218Pretty sure most people are using it incorrectly.
You lead them southeast, flying in between crumbling, ruined skyscrapers, ducking into caves and craters, looking for signs of life.You find nothing, "Keep looking girls, they must be around here somewhere." You head further and further, leaving the ruined buildings entirely behind, you now fly over flat terrain.Your scouter picks up a weak electrical signal, a spark at most. "There." You point.Upon landing, Teito gasps, while Risel covers her face. "N... NO!"A pile of skeletons, clad in Saiyan armour, replete with tail bones, one of them a woman, by the indication of the smaller waist and more feminine armour, the bones have been picked clean, but the skeletons lay flattened out, lain respectfully.The spark had been a last attempt at a rescue signal from one of their scouters. You gently pick it up. "Fasha." You read, inscribed in the side.You've never heard of her before, yet still, the sight sets a heavy weight on your heart.>Write in
>>35893423I blame the planets inhabitants. Let's destroy all the things and keep the scouter as a memento.
>>35893423>Someone has laid out these skeletons, maybe there is a survivor, look for clues.>>35893381Haven't seen that yet. Its a fairly well-known saying, and the meaning is pretty obvious.
>>35893423"Someone must have lain them out like this. There still might be a survivor, if so we will find them."
>>35893443>>35893451it's bardocks team guysdodoria killed them
>>35893423Look for anyone anything else, their might be more survivors near. Look around give their bones a Saiyan farewell the raise the planet.
>>35893423>but the skeletons lay flattened out, lain respectfully."Someone laid these bones out and is sure as hell wasn't that bastard Aish! Keep looking!"
>>35893461Yeah, we don't know that in character, dipshit.
>>35893423what >>35893451 and >>35893479 said
>>35893423Someone laid these bodies out. Keep looking.
"Someone must have laid these out girls. Look for clues, might be survivors."They nod, faces grim now. "Yes Kabu." they both murmur. You take to the air again, looking around the immediate area. Nothing seems fresh or recent, the skeletons were aged, more than a decade at least."Wait a minute." Risel says, mostly to herself. She points out some ridges in the planet surface itself. "This rock hear...." She starts, "Is older than the rock right next to it."She rubs the ridged bit of rock, snapping some off and fiddling with her scouter, "Scorch marks, faded, but they're their. A heavy energy blast sloughed through the surface hear." She tosses the rock down. "And then it was covered up."Teito and you both stand impressed by her deductive skills. You had missed the ridge entirely, but now, walking along it, you can see where the massive blast began, a rounding ridge in the planet crust, and it ended....At three small indents in the rock, smoothing out, surrounded by a shallow circular crater. "It looks... too familiar, but you can't place it.Teito crouches and rips the chunk of rock out of the ground, inspecting the indents "A Saiyan pod landed... and took off here." She points. "See, the little indents of pod stabilisers. Whoever was in it... probably off planet now.">Write in
>>35893783Can we go collect our bounty then?
>>35893783>Nothing we can do about that survivor now. Lets get back to ship.
>>35893783>Fine. Collect bounty time.
>>35893783Wait, what about the other pods? Where are they?
>>35893783>There's another one to keep an eye out for. Let's go collect our bounty.
>>35893783>"Damn it, I think we're done here. Let's head back."Actually, where do we stand with stealing Aish's ship Chuckles? Is it nicer than the one we have right now, because I figure a ship owned by a Arcosian and a Kanassan has to be tricked out to hell and back.
You sigh. "Well, there's nothing left we can do about the survivor. Whoever it is. Let's get back to the ship. Get our bounty." Getting paid for wiping out a race is practically a genetically coded pick-me-up for Saiyans.You fly back north, among the ruins of the ship, when you see your ship blasting into orbit, already miles high in the air, climbing ever faster."Damn bugs." You hiss through your teeth.>Let them have it, the Arcoshan ship's probably better>Chase after them (Roll 1d500+99)
Rolled 345 + 99 (1d500 + 99)>>35894079>Chase after them (Roll 1d500+99)Sure the other ship may be better, but this is a matter of principle.We still have to play Space Risk with them.
Rolled 423 + 99 (1d500 + 99)>>35894079>Chase after them (Roll 1d500+99)
Rolled 466 + 99 (1d500 + 99)>>35894079>Chase after them (Roll 1d500+99)Gogogogo
>>35894079>Destroy them, the arcoshan ship is probably better
Rolled 454 + 99 (1d500 + 99)>>35894079>>Chase after them (Roll 1d500+99)They can have the ship but I want my bounty back.
Rolled 397 + 99 (1d500 + 99)>>35894079>Chase after them (Roll 1d500+99)
>>35894127>>35894146>>35894147>>35894154>>35894170>416 without the modifierNice job anon!
Rolled 41 + 99 (1d500 + 99)>>35894127>>35894146>>35894147>>35894154>>35894170Oh boy we actually rolled high
>>35894127>>35894152We told them to strip the Arcoshan ship for parts.
>>35894198Jesus.Looks like the dice really hate bugs.
well you got a 516/500 what do i do with that crit
>>35894218Play space risk with the bugs?Maybe we gain tacticool experience from it
>>35894218Don't care what you do, just don't destroy it.
>>35894206But considering they're running away, they obviously didn't do the job we told them to.
>>35894218If the Other ship is totally in one piece? We tear through it like nappa does an F-15 laughter may also be helpful.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>35894218Give us an extra power boost
>>35894275But they might have at least disabled the hyperdrive.
>>35894279>And lose all our food and our bounty?NOPE.webm>>35894303Which is why we aren't killing them yet.
You dash straight upwards in the air, before landing on top of the ship. With your feet pressed into the roof of the vehicle, you exert your power downwards, pushing down on it like descending through the air.You pin the ship to the ground, even as the engine continues to fire, desperately pushing itself upwards."Teito, Risel, be dears and fetch me the bugs out would you?" You ask. Teito grins, punches the ramp open and forces the Arlians out, tossing them onto the hard rock below and Risel cuts the engine.You stride along the top of the ship with a swaggering walk. "So boys.... thought we could run off could we? But we haven't even played our game of risk yet. And the three of us could have used a pick me up after the day we've had."The bugs cower at the bottom of the ramp, drawing a chuckle from Teito. "P-please miss Kabu we-""It's KabuYA, to you.""Yes M-miss Kabuya. I- that is to say Mog here, just accidentally lent on the launch button- a simple mistake, honestly!"You stare coldly down at the bug. "You wouldn't be lying, would you?""N-no?"You growl and an electric thrill of adrenaline courses through you."Moon's coming up." Teito comments happily.>What will you do with the Arlians>Will you transform and raze the planet?
>>35894404>Will you transform and raze the planet?YEEEEES!
>>35894404Decimate them. In the classical sense of the phrase.Every ten men beats their tenth member to death or they are all killed.
>>35894404>Will you transform and raze the planet?>Kill them
>>35894404Play planet sized risk?Each of the girls takes an arlian with them as they fly around razing things and shouting things like "Hah, I own ALL of Australia!"Then... just leave them floating through space whilst we find the spaceships and leave
>>35894404>"Moon's coming up."God fucking dammit!>What will you do with the ArliansLeave them where they lie. If they survive three saur's they deserve to live.>Will you transform and raze the planet?Can we control it? I don't want us destroying our own ship. Otherwise it's fine. There isn't shit on this planet anyway.
>>35894404>>35894459Backing this. Monster time.
>>35894404>>35894459This,It's terror time again!
>>35894404Important question...How many bugs does our ship come with for crew and can one of us fly the ship without crashing it?Either way, we need to move both ships somewhere we don't plan to destroy if we indulge in some moon-aided destruction.After all... a warrior should know that having the option to switch between the two ships could be useful for avoiding anyone chasing us... or valuable to our pirate friend.
>>35894535a dozenyes and the other ship could fit in this ship, if you ditched the pods
>>35894582Might do that then... pods are nice.. but probably slower than the new ship.
>>35894535>>35894582thanks!I vote to have the girls take the leader bug with them. He is to stay alive. The girls will then bring the ship back, but not the bug, and then the two of them can proceed to destroy stuff.We'll ensure the rest of the bugs prepare the ship for departure, and watch our friends enjoy themselves.Only the most responsible of Saiyan leaders would let her girls have fun while she ensures the lesser underlings see to the actual work needing to be done...And girls can toy with the leader bug a bit.
>>35894702Noooo I waannaa smash things!
>>35894582Alright then. Stash the cruiser, dissemble the pods, and let's get to wrecking stuff.>We'll ensure the rest of the bugs prepare the ship for departureSorry to knock your torture fetish but he ship's already prepped for launch. We just put it back on the ground.Also that sounds like a waste of an update for something pointless.
You shrug your shoulders, feeling the lunar rays strengthen you. Your hair bushes uncontrollably and your tail twitchesYou kick off the top of the ship, "Start running bugs. We'll see how you fare when Saiyans get really nasty."The Arlians bolt for the horizon. "Let's move the ships for now. Put them on the far side of the planet." You order.You stow the ships in large cavern with the scouters, near the planets frigid pole, and fly backwards, to the remaining mega city. Lights poke out, glimmering like tiny stars, as the night sets.The moon rises higher, waxing to it's full position. You grin. "Spread out girls. It's time for some fun."You can even see a few Arlians running for the city, when your sight floods red. Here we go!You feel a feral tingle run through you, as thick fur grows through your skin, teeth shaping into fangs as you mouth extends into a snout.You fight the feral instinct, repeating the lessons to keep your sanity. "Direct the anger Kabuya." You focus on the city, twinkling so brightly. It will burn.As you grow and grow and grow until you stand nearly 70 feet high, howling fury at the city, now quickly going into a panic, the soft blue lights shifting to the red of an emergency.You rip a rocky outcropping from the ground, nearly the size of your ship and hurl it into the city.It smashes and crushes satisfying, homes and people collapsing in dust and blood alike.A few Meatians surge out of the city, rifles firing upwards, a meek sting on your arm.You howl in annoyance, extend a palm and blast them, the beam twenty feet in diameter. The guards vaporise instantly, sloughed into a molten puddle with the earth beneath them.>Have a snack, you do like Meat>Raze the rest of the planet>Dance with the girls, on top of the city
>>35894858>>Have a snack, you do like Meat>>Raze the rest of the planet>>Dance with the girls, on top of the cityCan we do all?
>>35894858>Dance with the girls, on top of the citythen>Raze the rest of the planet
>>35894839sometimes leadership means ensuring that someone fixes the ramp that was just punched open and that the engines incapable of out-pushing you aren't damaged before your next flight.And both girls need to be rewarded for getting stronger with us. But we're still not as powerful as the drunk pirate. Why should we reward our failure.
>>35894858>you focus on the city, twinkling so brightly. It will burn.> the soft blue lights shifting to the red of an emergency.Wait, people still live here?I thought the planet got the genocide treatment?
>>35894279I already said earlier. have a companion fly the other ship. fly both ships to same planet. sell one ship. leave on one ship
>>35894858>Dance with the girls, on top of the city
>>35894459>Can we control it?No, completely uncontrolled berserker.until goku figured out how to remain in control of his mind in such a state.
>>35894920I'm not sure. I thought it was made explicit that Dodoria's crew did that before Bardock's ever showed up.
>>35894858>>35894885backing EAT WHILE DANCING ON THE RUINS! THEN DESTROY THE REST OF THE WORLD!
>>35894959Goku never learned to control it. The closest he came was turning Golden Great Ape into SS4 in GT. The only known way to control the Great Ape transformation is to be born an elite like Vegeta.
>>35894858>Have a snack, you do like Meat>Raze the rest of the planet
>>35894858>Have a snack, you do like Meat
>>35895031We could always just wish to be l33t.
>>35894858>>Have a snack, you do like Meat>>35894959>until goku figured out how to remain in control of his mind in such a state.Bullshit, 1) Goku never did that.2) Vegeta of the same time period that we're in right now can even hold conversations while he's transformed. It's not a matter of "Is it possible?", it's a matter of "Is it a skill we currently have?".
>>35895031Bardock was supposedly able to remember when he was a great ape.So really, it seems more like there's a lack of examples to establish a hard and fast rule.
>>35895031>The only known way to control the Great Ape transformation is to be born an elite like Vegeta.Actually it was cited as a type of training that only elites get. But considering how many other "Elite only skills" supposedly low-class Saiyans in this series breeze past, that doesn't mean much.
>>35895120He could remember but not control it.He may have been on the way to learning how to control it but then Frieza happened.It's definitely not just a power thing though. Turles mentions in the Tree of Might he would lose control if he transformed, and he was stronger than Vegeta was when he attacked earth even before eating any fruit.
>>35894858>Feed the girls meatThey do need to get stronger after all
>>35895255They're giant apes right now. Also I don't think that's how it works. Though it might be amusing..
>>35895178>>35895099>>35895120>>35895160Might be a simple matter of the amount of time one turns into a monkey.The more you turn, the likelier you are to learn to control it.
>>35895280Yeah, eating people is only for sustenance and absorbing memories.
You propel yourself forward, waving the girls on as you go. With a flick of your wrist you decimate a quarter of the city, laughing harshly.You touch down on top of a distrct, leaning down, you take a swipe of Meatians, throwing them high in the air and snapping them in your jaws, with savage crunches, their blood running down your gullet in rich, wet bursts, the girls following your example.You leap in the air, high above the city, before crashing back down on what you believe was a hospital, explosions ripple and bellow out of the building as you crush it underfoot, striking a pose.The girls dash closer, and the three of you interlock hands in a circle, spinning. You skip and twirl with them, as much as you can in the form of an Oozaru, fighting the feral instincts for the sake of amusement, crushing thousands underfoot and swallowing hundreds.As the sun rises, you knuckle your eyes open. Risel is cuddled into your left side, Teito lies horizontally, head resting on your overfilled gut.The smoke of the last Meatian city wafts high in the air, tinting the red star's light even darker, like staring through blood. You laugh and laugh, stirring the girls from their sleep, with tired groans."Uhhhhgh, too early." Teito whines, clamping hands over her ears. Risel attempts to use a rock to cushion her upper ear, blocking out sound.You run a hand through your hair, savouring the silky quality it returns too. You appreciate the bloody dawn, belly full, smoke filling your lungs, a city flattened.This is what being a Saiyan is all about. How can the galaxy go on without this kind of cultural richness.You shrug and kick upwards into the air. "Back to the ship girls."When you arrive, you realise you have a decision to make.Hypothetically, the ship you stole from the Arcosian would be faster and more agile than the pods, but it's also been disabled, missing hyperspace engines and internal breathing equipment.>What do?
>>35895445>Go be greasemonkey and fix it up
>>35895445Can we just slave the pods to the main ship for now and have them fly in formation with us on autopilot? At very least we ought to try selling them for the necessary equipment to get the new ship up and running rather than just ditching them.
>>35895445>Disassemble the pods>Store the Arcosian cruiser in your ship.Who the hell voted to take that thing apart int he first place?Fucking idiots.
>>35895445>>35895508this if possible - otherwise >>35895511
>>35895445Put pods asidecarry arcosian shipSell arcosian shipcome back to reacquire podsit will take two trips, but luckily hyperspace travel is fast. and selling a ship is worth good money (would have been worth more if it had hyperdrive still>>35895511idiots did
>>35895445>missing hyperspace engines and internal breathing equipment.And exactly where did this stuff go? If our crew ripped it off shouldn't we still have it?
>>35895661Why sell the Arcosian vessel.. isn't it better than the current one we have?
>>35895718its smaller than our main ship, small enough to fit in its cargo holdand we broke its FTL already because we are retards
>>35895695they were ordered to strip it, and it was probably not meant to be removed.probably used cutting torches to remove it and the like.its fixable if you have a machine shop and are a mechanicwe aren't
>>35895729Well if we get it fixed and it doesn't need a large crew I'm saying we should switch to it.. eliminates the need for the bugs.
>>35895511>>35895661>>35895729>Who the hell voted to take that thing apart?After looking thought the tread? Absolutely no one.>we broke its FTL already because we are retardsNo we aren'tLiterally no one voted for stripping the ship down. QM just decided to and herp derped on thinking we'd actually want a faster ship apparently.
>>35895785I don't think our ship needs a large crew either. its just useful to have minions around.
You and the girls rather head inside your pods and go through the long monotonous process of slaving their piloting system to the PTO ship, which you wonder about giving a name.With a few experimental flights and crashes, all three pods are now capable of flying- mostly- in tandem with the ship, hovering to left and backwards slightly.That arduous process complete, you load the Arcosian ship carefully in the bay and secure it, magnetising it to the floor.The ramp hisses closed as you punch the button, sealing airtight. Risel pushes the ship up to orbit and the pods stay in line. "Alright Kabu, where we going?" She asks."Closest Frieza planet." You shrug, biting into a steak you looted from the new ship. Mmmm, smoky.The closest planet was only a day away with hyperspace, and you turf the Kanassans body over to the officials, belt hiding your tail.They pay you a modest fee for the corpse, dissapointed at the death. You shrug and walk away, counting your money."Where now?" Teito asks, playing with the guidance wheel of the ship, manoeuvring out of the hangar and into open space.>Let's go meet Cooler and have chat>Give Tore, the Brench, a call>Look into the survivor from Meat
>>35895932>Look into the survivor from Meat
>>35895932>Give Tore, the Brench, a call
>>35895932>>Give Tore, the Brench, a call
>>35895932>>Let's go meet Cooler and have chat
>>35895932>Give Tore, the Brench, a callShe was cool. That said, if she's not up for anything, we should go look into that Cooler thing. Not much we can do about the survivor if he's long gone already, we don't exactly have the tracking equipment for that kind of shit.
>>35895932>Give tore, the brench, a callShe might be able to help us find the survivor.
Tore it is
>>35895932>Look into the survivor from Meathow can we do that? we don't know anything about that survivor.
>>35895932sell the arcosian ship.actually. check the shipyard, maybe if we sell all our ships and pods we can buy ourselves a ship more ideally suited to our needs and desires.Or maybe we can buy some upgrades for our captured royal ship. like some obedient drones that are programmed to never give us lip or try to steal our ship.
>>35895932>Give Tore, the Brench, a call.>Also find out if anything happened to the previous numbered planet we were on.I
You stroll over to the communicator, dialling the contact information the Arlians had retrieved on the Brench.You signal her, and after a minute or two she picks up, sitting in her black battle leotard, nursing a 'Beer' beer. "Aw, how ya doin? Yore that sheila from 419, roight? Saved me red arse from that Kai comin, you did. Pre-she-ate-it." She knocks back another gulp of beer."You're welcome, us rouge types have to stick together, after all." You reply, running an eye over her red skin."Yeah, we're mates ore roight." She nods and belches. "Say, yew in my area?" She asks, transmitting co-ordinates.You smile, "We're actually only a day's hyperspace away. Why?"She gulps another chug of beer, bashing her chest to help it go down. "Aw, reckon Aye shood tell ya, Aye memba'd where I met that smart bloke with the spoiky hair." You gulp." R-really?" She nods. "Yeh, come on over and I'll show ya how to get to him, gotta hit dis wormhole just righ-" She cuts herself off, looking at a monitor. "Aw strewth! I'm under attack! Sumfin bigs cummin. Reckon you can back me up?" She asks."How big?" She checks her scouter, "Farkin big mayt. How big duz a power level of 75000 sound to you?" She gulps. "Annit's comin out that wormhole!"END OF EPISODE 3
>>35896286>us rouge types have to stick together>rougeWhen did we get red?
>>35896403Think we forgot to wipe the blood off,
>>3589628675000 Christ...Either way let's go save the Pirate!Thanks for running chuckles.
>>35896403When Chuckles got tired and started making typos.
>>35896429>Either way let's go die horriblyFTFY
>>35896428yeah... thati havent been awake 20 hours, nosirree
>>35896403we are drinking in a bar right now
>>35896286thanks for running chuckles
can someone archive this for all the aussies who've gone to bed
>>35896286>Saved me red arse from that Kai comin, you did.so that really was the Supreme Kai?Man we dodged a bullet ourselves there.
>>35897225well not neccessarily SUPREME kai, just a kai as far as we know
>>35897225Probably wouldn't have killed us.
>>35897292Yeah, but getting involved even peripherally in Kai business is bad for someone of our power level and moral standing.
So.. Gentlemen... how do we rescue the space Aussy?
>>35897317We high-tail it to where she's at.
Do you think our power level broke 10000 this thread?Cause after our breakdown I want to see how we take being stronger than King Vegeta.
>>35897367As good a plan as any I suppose.>>35897448No idea, Probably since we nuked the freeza knock off. As for how we'll take it.. the our friend we need to save is already more powerful. I'd say at this point we don't give to shits about how powerful King Vegeta was. We just need to be stronger.