>>35839378
I like.

Holy fuck like

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I suppose i'll post some, since OP seems to have stopped.

>>35839321
I'm no longer capable of enjoying these stories, as I can't help but remember that these were a bunch of assholes getting their game ruined by another asshole.

The fact that the GM was in on it redeems the story slightly, but not completely.

>>35839346
Gold. Pure gold.

>>35839980
Elton John the lawful evil gnome wizard ascends to lichdom. How was this game ruined?

>>35839378
THAT is how you turncoat

>>35840023
It's fun for a spectator, but probably not as fun for the players.

>>35840233
When the players are asshole "DarkHeart McGrimEdgy" faggots they don't deserve to have fun

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More stories

>>35840454
Or they need to find an edgy DM who will put up with their shit.

>>35839465
This made me laugh harder than I have in years.

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>>35839860
Not sure if epic or retarded.

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Not greentext, but enjoy.

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>>35840484

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Not greentext but still amusing

>>35839753

Amazing.

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I screen capped a couple from a thread about rape a while back.

Is this thread only for screenshots, or are new text stories welcome too?

>>35841095
Go right ahead man, new stories are always welcome.

>>35839860
>>35840534
i remeber this thread, oh my fucking god this was the most fucking awesome story i had read at the time

>>35841374

All's well that ends well.

>>35841182
>>35841035
>>35840738

These are glorious.

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>>35841813
Here's one about dragons

Reddit Plz go

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>>35839441
I prefer this version of that story.

>>35839407
I don't believe it. It was way too planned to happen, and the trap thing is not explained in detail.

either this, or the Alpha Legionnaire's player was a top tier autist

>>35839378
the greatest

>>35843184
That's the funniest first encounter I've ever fucking read. I hope that party became best friends after something like that.

>>35843580
I like the story, but c'mon.
attacked with a dagger?

everyone knows those people either use guns or suckerpunch you without saying a word.

>>35843788
Well he was a Victorian era vampire nignog, a dagger or flintlock is the best he would be able to do.

>>35840510
>We escape and use a wooden crate as a sailing ship called the "momentary lapse of reason"

Fucking lost it

>>35843580
Please tell me there's more to this.

>>35844886
I don't think there is.

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>>35839346
that is trolling at its finest, he MADE SURE that his victim was someone the rest of the group cared about, when for so long they cared about nothing and no one.

IC that man is a monster, but OOC he's a hero

>Be Bard
>Party is trying to cross border, using falsified papers.
>Party leader is a deserter from the army of the nation we're entering.
>At border, get papers stamped with weird symbol
>Roll knowledge on papers. Get Nat 1.
>Believe that this is a special priviledge given to high ranking officials, dignitaries, and undercover agents, to get us preferential passage.
>Paid good money for forgeries, so believe it implicitly.
>All party members are seperated and taken to chambers for "processing"
>When asked questions, I immediately come out and talk about how all the information on the paper is false, but of course they already knew this.
>Interrogator goes wait what?
>I say that I'm undercover, sent to monitor several individuals of importance in the party.
>DM actually had a spy sent after us that we were not aware of, who by chance looked remarkably close to me. I was not aware of this.
>All other party members are put in slave collars that inhibit magic, taken to a torture room, and hung up by their wrists.
>Turns out the leader of the operation here was a soldier formerly in the same platoon as our party leader, and his desertion got most of the platoon killed.
>Commander pulls out shock gloves and plans to slowly kill party.
>"Helpers" pour water on helpless naked unarmed party members and the Commander pulls back to punch pregnant sorceress.
>I walk in in full military regalia, with rank equal to the Commander.
>Jaws drop around the table.
>I ask why my charges are being interrogated when mission was purely for observation.
>Change of plans. They're supposed to die and I get to torture em to death.
>I ask to have first honors.
>Dumbfounded, Commander agrees as long as he gets party leader.
>As I prep to torture them, I start saying about how much I dislike shock gloves. They're too quick.
>Commander says I invented them.
>Poker face
>I say that was 20 years ago. Did he really think I wouldn't be honing my craft?
Continued

>>35845848
>Hijack the scene, ordering guards to assemble the ultimate torture method. Over the next 30 minutes, I repeatedly bluff to stall for time, slowly getting more and more of the guards outside to assemble my device.
>Need horses. Rope. Several stakes. Ring of fire. Calipers. 2 couldrons. Wait you forgot the caltrops? Where's the bag of salt damnit?! How could you forget the RAZORS.
>What is this amateur hour?
>Commander getting impatient.
>Tell him I wanted to surprise him, and I'd be insulted if he didn't accept my hospitality.
>Commander goes outside to oversee operations.
> 2 guards left.
>Guards, bring me 2 buckets of water.
>I pick up shock gloves.
>With 2 shock gloves in my hand, I drop one into each bucket then spill them on both guards, incapacitating them.
>Untie party. Give weapons.
>Tell them "not yet"
>Re-tie rope around pregnant girl's hands(Also party leader's wife)
>Leave some slack on it.
>Proceed to lead her outside, telling the others to wait for the *signal*
>Lead her to the fire ring horsefighting deathmatch with various traps scattered around, where the lovely lady will be fighting horses to the death while burning pitch is thrown about, with horses kept tied up to prevent them killing her.
>All guards just wat.
>Players just wat.
>Walk the first contestant over to commander.
>In one motion, pull the rope off the sorceress, planning to throw it around the commander's neck like a garrote and hold him against the flames, taking the entire border camp hostage.
>Nat 1
>Proceed to get shot in the arm, having it paralyzed.
>Accidentally trip and push sorceress INTO the fire arena.
>Perception checks of party all fail in the torture room.
>Entire party nearly dies to fire and guards and oh god why.
>Managed to stall long enough for the bandit party we "encouraged" earlier to attack the camp to show up.
>Barely get away by riding off on the terrified horses we brought over.
>Half of party hates me.
>Half of party loves me.
>DM has no words.

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>>35839378
I am Yannie, the Yanitor.

>>35840533
If anyone is near Vulcan prime any time soon, would you mind grabbing my sides?

>>35839880
Heroic.

>>35840484
Lost it at "Beep beep!"

>>35840600
>>35840633

I remember those threads, good times

It's ok to say you were browsing reddit OP

>>35845848
>>35846023
I too have no words. Someone send out bloodhounds to find my sides.

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>>35841848
Ya missed one, anon.

>>35840453
Long, but worth it.

Mine is the uppercut that will pierce the heavens.

>>35840484
that fucking "beep beep" man

>>35843184
Since it is obviously not D&D what WOULD be the best system for "All martial arts badasses" game?

>>35847516
Exalted, Anima...
Maybe Savage Worlds? Don't have enough info on it to say for sure...

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>>35847253
Once more into the breach

>Be Same Bard As Before
>In reality warping mega dungeon.
>Party using weird elevator teleporter to get around.
>Party is low on resources. Only a few nukes left. Out of utility crap.
>Wizard rolls knowledge arcana each time he uses teleporter.
>Nat 1
>Party is teleported into the TPK room.
>50 foot length/width/height cube. No doors.
>Walls covered in 5 foot long spikes. Skeletons on walls occassionally.
>Floating black spheres, which if they come into contact with anything except walls explode with force, immediately accelerating everything to several hundred miles per hour. If one goes off all go off.
>Also: No gravity. Party is floating in center.
>Only nuke spells left.
>Party shitting bricks.
>Wizard blasts spikes with fire.
>Spikes all start glowing red.
>Spikes absorb spells and release them if anythng comes into contact with them.
>Cleric is now drinking IRL.
>Rogue is rolling new character.

...
>Be Bard.
>I heal the spikes.
>Party stares.
>Paladin give me your shield.
>wat
>Rogue I require your 50 feet of rope.
>Okay lol whynot.jpg
>Party hold hands make trust circle.
>Tie rope around your waists on one end.
>Be bard. Take other end of rope.
>Put feet through the shield straps.
>Push off against party as hard as possible.
>Casts level 2 conservation of energy
>Party drifts a few feet from center. I fly towards spikes
>Proceed to skateboard on spikes using paladin shield til I reach corner.
>Grab healing spikes with one hand. Brace with feet. Hack through spikes with sword.
>Get through spikes, and start prying cracks in mortar.
>Landing zone is safe.
>Pull party by rope to corner.
>Party out of way of magic grenades. Proceed to crowbar and tunnel back to main dungeon.

>Defeated null-gravity spiked-pit-trap cube of death with force blast balls using level 1 healing spell, 50 feet of rope, and a shield.

>>35840738
>>35841035
>>35841182
Best thread I was ever in, MAYBE tied with another

>>35840453

Classic example of forum RPGs being shit.

So, there we were. The paladin, the bard, the alchemist and the ranger, standing before the main entrance to Harrowstone. We had just finished up the rats and were rightfully cautious now. Detect evil and the bards detect magic on EVERYTHING. I sensed some evil right on the otherside of the main entrance, so we geared up for a fight, thinking it might be a zombie or two. Bard kicks the door open, I run in, ready to fuck shit up and the ranger is covering from behind with a bow. Empty. I detect evil again, sense ot all around, but before I can say anything, everyone had already stepped into the little lobby area. SLAM! Main door shuts, and everything is on fire. Literally. 4 doors, one being the main door, are on fire and as you look into the flames you can see burning bodies and hear screaming in your head. Oh shit. Alchemist is cowering in the corner, everyone else almost does too. After some quick knowledge checks, it's a haunt and we basically have to destroy all the doors with holy energy. Fuck that, smoke is filling the room, let's get out of here and deal with it later. So we picked a door at random, leading deeper into the prison and proceed to fling holy water while the ranger starts hacking away with his polearm. Busted it down, got out of that death trap and were now in an L shaped hallway, with a series of doors. We decide to check out the first door, because why not. Leads to a small room with a desk facing a wall and a big iron door on the back wall. We check the desk and its an evidence log. Look through the desk, no key. Fuck that, we are getting in that evidence room. So the bard takes 20 to pick the lock while everyone else keeps an eye out for more shenanigans. Can't get it open. So the ranger and bard start pounding on the door, trying to break it down, barely making progress after a couple of minutes when I ask the alchemist how many bombs he still has left. Cont...

>>35848267
So, the alchemist has 4 left. Perfect. Already detected evil on the other side, something was in there, so we geared up for another fight as I explained to the alchemist how to make a water charge out of 2 bombs and a few flasks of holy water. We set the charge, ran into the hallway and waited for a few seconds. BOOM. Run in to see the iron door blown into the evidence room, a crushed skeleton, and two pissed of shadow creatures burning from the holy water spray in the air. We made short work of them, since we utterly surprised them and got some loot. After that, the DM said I was no longer allowed to use real world applications of explosives outside of modern settings. Oh and the key was literally in the next room.

>>35848279
From earlier, same anon:

>Never Split The Party!

So, there we were. A paladin (me), a bard, a ranger, and an alchemist. We travelled a few hours to the source of the strange going ons, Harrowstone prison. Abandoned after a prison riot that turned into a massive fire, killing everyone. Lots of bad spirits still clinging to the mortal plane. We approach the main gate, the wind perfectly still and a dense fog all around, can barely see 20 feet away. As we approach we can hear a periodic long squeeeeeeeeeak. Its the main gate, swinging back and forth slowly, yet no wind. We stop a few feet away and make a game plan. The bard and ranger would scout the other side real quick, just see whats in the immediate area of the gate, no more thab 100 feet away. They were supposed to sneak around all quiet like, then give us the all clear for our considerably less subtle two to come in. Well, they followed the wall for a bit, when they saw a guard tower with a ladder going to the top. They figured they could see above the fog, maybe even see which direction the main prison is. So they walk to the ladder and that's when they hear it. Chittering, scratching, and the sound of many small things moving. Rats. Not just any rats though, shadow rats were hiding among them too.

So what do they do? They run back to the gate, screaming for help, with swarms of rats carpeting the courtyard following them, biting at their heels. So much for stealth. The alchemist and I book it to meet up with them, hopefully before the rats eat them. After a suprisingly nasty fight and some Str damage, we didnt move more than a few feet away from each other for the rest of the time. Well, that is until we wound up in a tight corridor with some skeleton champions and the alchemist had the bright idea of running in front of the paladin and the ranger so he didn't have a range penalty on his bomb. But that was later in the prison.

>>35847516
If you can wrap your head around the esoteric dice rolling mechanics, Legends of Wulin. The stock disciplines should cover everything you need but if you want to home brew more the book comes with guides on how to do just that. Check it out

>D&D 2nd edition
>Be cleric, going through a mine on some god-given trial
>party reaches river of magma
>we had read in an earlier message that the area was home to fire giants
>on the shore is a metal rowboat that we pile into and push off
>our goal is a small island in center of the magma river
>we see a fire giant hauling ass down the river
>he freaks out at seeing us and begins to row towards us
we reach island and grab treasure, and try to row back to shore
>giant is gaining, our party is low-level with my level 5 cleric being the highest
>hatch plan
>when the giant gets close enough i step up onto the back of the rowboat
>pull out my Horn of Force
>and blow into the river
>it creates a wave that rolls towards the giant
>it knocks him off the boat and kills him

I remember somebody posting a single post story about a mushroom person and a barbarian that was really gross and really heartwarming at the same time. I don't suppose anybody screen capped that?

>>35848480
>>35847564
Will take a look, thanks!

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>>35848772
Nope

BRILLIANT!

>>35847516
GURPS martial arts is actually pretty good, better than most GURPS things

>>35848800
That's a pity.

>>35839378
That was wonderful.

>>35840510
>Ask how the DMPC feels now that all she owns is a wade of spunk

top kek

>>35841344
This one always hurts. My face should not bend that way when it laughs.

>>35839310
>lawful evil
>accidentally selling a woman spur-of-the-moment
Jesus, I hate these demotivators

>>35842142
Well I have a new character I want to play.

>>35839783
I still don't get this one. Just sounds like a bunch of random bullshit that had no connection to 40k

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Not a green text story but this is basically a screen cap thread now

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I wish to one day be this GM.

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>>35840561

>>35849698
dingus, its a blood angel reporting to the new rouge trader, that his his fathers death means hes now the captain of the ship.

all that DnD stuff was the captains back story played IRL. A super coll way to have a techno barbainain Rouge Trader.

>>35839310
That's more like chaotic evil.

>>35840510
I will always love and remember this thread

Can anyone repost the one about human wizard college and elf wizard apprentice?

>>35850659
Got to get that makeup to the furthest reaches of the galaxy. Those stuck up pooftah eldar need their rouge.

>>35841021
boner activated

>>35841021
i kinda have to look down on the gm there the player did some excelent roleplaying and they act like thats a bad thing

>>35848007
holy shit that is awesome

>>35839977
>Hey, a greentext story, let's read them ^.^
>Boxcar Joe

I WANTED TO FORGET GOD DAMMIT.

>>35849939
my sides

>>35839321

Oddly enough, I've never seen it work. Every attempt to screw over the party usually ends with the rest of the party holding down the offender and tearing him apart.

I mean, I've tried it and seen people try it. It never ended successfully.

>>35839378
You know as amazing as that story is I actually despise it what some players frequently get "private RP time" with the DM to do all sorts of stuff that nobody else knows about or gets the chance to do something. I mean I know some people have less time or more time to play but DMs picking their favorites amongst the group and handing them "shiny extras" is bad business in general.

>>35852090
Maybe they ask. Have you tried asking?

>>35852090
I can definitely see how it could easily go wrong, but one week my Shadowrun GM decided to do one on one sessions with all the players and it was fuckin' cool.

Granted, SR lends itself well to the group breaking up and doing their own things for a little bit.

>>35840486

They were having fun throughout the duration of the game.

The storyteller, on the other hand, opted to wait for his fun.

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I just realized I have a folder with 1,440 of these.

Most of them are unnamed so bear with me.

>>35847274
Why did it have to become a feels post at the end?

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>>35853954

>>35854047
5/10 Some of funny but it tries too hard and I couldn't even figure out what they were talking about at some points

>>35842142
That's a Epic start of an adventure

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Fucking bullshit captchas changing on me

>>35840453
Fucking awesome if it really happened.

They should make a real animu out of this.

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Anyone have Luke, Plagueson of Nurgle?

>>35848007
Damn clever sir!

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>>35840453
This is the best story I read all year.
Thank you for that!

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Here is the lost temple of the birth goddess.

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>>35854884
OH christ, I had forgotten this story, why would you bring it up?

fuck, I can't tell what half of these stories are before I post them.

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>>35840453
>Who do hell do you think you're dealing with?! BANZAAAA!!!
Truly legendary

>>35840453
I think I found him.

http://myanimelist.net/profile/Xer0

Not sure if him or a clever ruse.

Does anyone have the one about the WoD character, he kept a meticulous journal with really quirky notes. The storyteller payed them once and they were golden, but I can't find them in the archives.

>>35854895
because i will use this dungeon on my game really soon

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>>35855229

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feel goods incoming

>>35855286
Thanks man, i couldn't find it for anything

>>35839378
As much as I like it, the whole
>Party didn't talk to me 3 months IRL
makes me think that something more happened.
Would have been a great story without it, with it makes me think he's just a dick.

>>35855414
Some people can't get over IC stuff OOC.

>>35855458
Reminds me of a time when a guy slapped me in the face with a rolled up map. Good times. I don't even remember the circumstances, but all I know is that he didn't come back.

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>>35840453

>>35855522
Some people are just nuts.
Comes with the hobby.

>>35839378
This is the best story I have ever read. Seriously, this is fucking great.

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bumping

>>35840484
Please be real.

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>>35857619

>>35839811
ten times ten? impossible.

Some people just don't know when to stop

>>35839811
>>35858297
Yeah, I can't believe it, so the story kind of falls flat for me.

>>35840510
Oh god my sides, that's fucking amazing.

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>>35840453
Related.

>>35839346
Their reactions!

>>35851891
Yeah she had good RP for bullshit reasons, seriously I don't understand "Sins of the father mentality"

>>35839378
>bitches about the cringey monologues and lines of the Jedi
>"God I hate you people"
>that entire torture speech
Absolutely haram.

>>35859149
Should always be reposted

This thread got me through work today.

Thanks fa/tg/uys.

>>35842034
>Revenge Is A Ray Best Served Twinned

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>>35840453

FANART

A few of these are fucking amazing. I'm sad I really haven't had a fuckwin moment like these in any of my games.

>>35839346
Anyone can break someone's heart, but it is a special thing to give a horrible, depraved monster a heart just so that you can break it. That rogue is truly the evilest of them all.

And I hope he shouted so just before running the fuck out of town while the Wizard, Barbarian, and witch broke down sobbing in the street

>>35852090
I feel like with phones and text messaging you could actually accomplish this during the regular session. Much easier and more believably than "I pass the DM notes that nobody else sees or notices."

And also, it doesn't sound like the janitor was doing much explicitly in the actual sessions. Gotta get his turncoatyness played out without tipping off the others, y'know?

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>>35846023
Fukken' saved.

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>>35848007
And another save.

>>35839310
I was on that Reddit thread, too, Anon.

>>35839310
Anybody have the tale of Nid-Anon? I really hope somebody capped it

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>>35842721
>>35839407
Hes not Alpha Legion hes really a Tzeentch all along

>>35851218
>chaotic stupid

>>35849682
I actually have to ask, is there an archive for this thread? I want to see everyone's reactions and how they thought up of a plan on how to do it.

>>35870147
Look for "a tired gm's tale" on suptg

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>>35854380
Also not a story, but somewhat related.

>>35855105
>All those Banzai comments on his profile
top fucking kek

>>35871926
Knowing how many people read 4chan, imagine him ever referencing Xe0 IRL and suddenly someone starts laughing and goes "Banzai!"

>>35840453
Wait a minite, Onepunch-man is that you?

>>35840453
here's something funny

I think time distortion is one of the theoretical outcomes of immovable force meets unstoppable object.

So perfect shield vs infinite energy could actually equal time stop.

>>35840453
That was the most beautifully awesome thing I have read all day.

>>35855309
Damn. I want to be a dad like that1

>>35855139
That's actually pretty damn scary. I'm totally taking this and converting it to a DH setting.

>>35859149
>>35859675
Indeed, Every time.

>>35874379

That is some FANTASTIC GMing and roleplaying right there. Damn.

>>35874379
>>35875964
For real, I usually don't give a shit about paladins, but that's some good stuff.

>>35854235
That's kind of beautiful in a way

>>35854736
>you have a lich to fight in MY dungeon little man
Am I the only one who read that in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice?

>>35859002
Sweet jeebus my sides

>>35877761
I agree

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>>35840453
I love this so much.
Smaller version here

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>>35854651
here's the writefaggotry of it

I figured given the subject matter of this thread, this would be the best place to ask.

I just joined a Pathfinder group and I feel like doing... SOMETHING. Either something to subtly derail the campaign or something to make everyone paranoid or something else, I dunno.

Any advice, /tg/?

>>35882098
Convince us the group deserves it first.

>>35882126

Oh, sorry, I should have included that it doesn't have to be something BAD, just something that when it reaches its climax, everyone is just stunned. If you've seen the story of the character who carried around the teddy bear or whatever, it can be something as simple as that. I just want this to be something I can manipulate and plan out for shits and giggles.

>>35882265
What i'd do is something along the lines of this

>roll ranger
>specialize in throwing weapons
>pick up carpenting as a skill
>Deliberatly suck at carpenting
>Carry around a hammer anyway
>When you lose your main weapon, switch to throwing hammers
>from that point on, just carry around 20 hammers wherever you go
>Claim complete ignorance of the Mc Hammer ever existing when confronted

And just be hilarious doing it, of course

>>35882907

Ha. That's pretty funny.

I was wondering if I could cause some shenanigans with a druid and awaken or something.

I'm sure wizard is full of nonsense as well. Oh decisions decisions...

So most of these stories are just "That Guy", but in a positive light.

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>>35855139
This is actually really fucking terrifying.

>>35868077
Bump?

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>>35849519
>>35851218
>>35867506
OP's work is done.

>>35849939

I love this one.

>>35851996

They don't tear you apart if they don't know you're plotting against them. That's why you conspire with the DM between sessions (passing notes is too obvious, thugh you could possibly get away with texts during the session) and ensure that whatever you engineer is in no way linked back to you or your character.

The first time the other players were aware of the betrayal was when only one had survived and was at full health. Who was then easily one-shotted. Who was going to tear him apart?

>>35849939
30/10 DM

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>>35887188
That Guy doesn't have the attention span for such things, he just stands up a yells at you when something isn't going his way.

>>35839913
That could have gone so terribly bad. I doubt it's authenticity.

>>35890424
No need to be sceptic. Some thing just go smooth as butter out of pure luck.
One could say that this >>35874379
is fake since the player could choose the wrong options during the trial and get upset for failing.

>>35854585

Please tell me there is more of this.

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>>35894045

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>>35894156

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>>35894175

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>>35894220

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>>35894251

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>>35894301

>>35842034

Holy shit, that is so beautiful!