>>35838286
>>Febreze is god, learn to use it.

>>35838286
>Febreze is god, learn to use it.

>>35838286
>>Fuck it, covering it up never works only makes god awful mix chemical and sex. But if you want to, Febreze is god so learn to use it.
por que no los dos?

>>35838372
Guy, it's one or the other. Just pick.

>>35838286
>>Febreze is god, learn to use it.

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>>35838422
But but why

>>35838286
>Fuck it, covering it up never works only makes god awful mix chemical and sex.

>>35838286
>Febreze is god, learn to use it.

>>35838286
>>Febreze is god, learn to use it.

>>35838286
>Febreze is god, learn to use it.
Parents will understand why were trying to hide it.
And hopfuly they will be distracted by the double Alex.

>>35838512
And probably also distracted by Kat accessing hardcore pet play porn.

>>35838512
>And hopfuly they will be distracted by the double Alex.
One can always hope
even if it is a wasted hope

>>35838286
Why is taking a shower once we get home not an option?

>>35838540
So 3sum, wash, dinner?

>>35838540
Heh, its a computer in your room. So Kat's safe from that heckling,

Writing for fabreze

>>35838582
foods on table at x time +/-10 min depending on meal. By time of getting home it will be roughly that time.

That said shower is an option if you're good with cold food and others half way done. (it didn't even occur to me to explain that and I tend to not eat cold food)

Writing for fabreze

>>35838644
Don't suppose we could call to let mom know to set two extra places because Beth is coming over and we are eating for two?

>>35838737
That would be intelligent yeah, tacking it in because pointless to hold additional vote for that one.

>>35838737
Totaly no misunderstanding with that

>>35838883
The best part will be the misunderstanding.

Also Beth's face.

>>35838914
The question is, will she have a banner for it already?

> "Several circumstances have been identified that are associated with an increased risk of sleep paralysis. These include insomnia and sleep deprivation, an erratic sleep schedule, stress, overuse of stimulants, physical fatigue, as well as certain medications that are used to treat ADHD."

Hap, fuck your chain of command. Fuck them big time.

>>35839246
What?

>>35839246
where's this from?

>>35839509
Wikipedia. It's just me being angry about why Hap has sleep paralysis.

>>35839607
If only we could adopt him as a magical girl.

>>35839607
It's happened to me once or twice when I started on some new meds. Anti-spasmodic. can't remember what the hell they where called. Freaked me the fuck out.

>Febreze is god, learn to use it.

“Fabreze is god,” You say with a nod, “Learn to use it.”

Beth laughs, “Ah… wait you’re actually being serious aren’t you?”

“Well yeah, it will cover it up enough… probably anyways,” You say while pulling out your phone, which was vibrating in your pocket, “Hold on, dads calling.”

Beth nods as you answer the phone, “Hello?”

“Alex, you’re friend has wandered out looking hungry. She’s even drooling a little… you know the rules- your mother is already tempted to steal her from you,” You hear in the background Kat shout flustered, ‘I-I’m not drooling!’

You frown at this, “Please tell Mom to keep her hands to herself, and I’m almost home… can you set three more plates than normal?”

“Alex if you’re bringing home two guys, I will make this entire dinner uncomfortable by staring endlessly at one of them,” Your father almost gleefully warns.

“Well you don’t have to worry about that as it’s Beth… and another girl,” you hesitate on the second half.

“Heh, that’s even better, I’ll tell her, hurry up, she’s finishing now,” Your Father says before hanging up on you.

“That sounded like an odd conversation,” Beth comments as she sprays you with a small can of Fabreze she pulled from her glove compartment.

You can’t help but cough in surprise, “Mom’s trying to steal Kat apparently.”

“Hah, well at least she’d still have a place to stay?” Beth offers as she sprays herself, “That should do… probably.”

“Eh… no, its best my mother keeps her hands to herself,” you wake Shadow Alex up who yawns and stretches. She looks amazingly content for only napping maybe five minutes at best.
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>>35839719

“Power naps are so good,” she smiles while getting out of the car.

“Yeah, though full sleep is a lot better… especially when its cuddling with someone,” you head into the house, “Its a recent love of mine.”

Beth blushes at this, “It is really nice, yeah.”

“So what’s the game plan anyways?” Shadow Alex asks, “I’m down for anything really.”

“Game plan?” Beth looks confused before she glances between you and Shadow Alex, “Oh right.”

… What is the game plan?
>I’ll just claim more rainbows and then suddenly twin.
>Yo’ just act like nothings even wrong.
>I don’t even know (write in)

>>35839246
Holy shit, everything makes so much sense now.

>>35839650
If only Anon, but I am missing all of the key parts of that statement.

>>35839797
>Yo’ just act like nothings even wrong.

>>35839797
>>I’ll just claim more rainbows and then suddenly twin.
We should probably explain magic.

>>35839797
>Yo’ just act like nothings even wrong.

>>35839797
>Yo’ just act like nothings even wrong.

>>35839797
>Yo’ just act like nothings even wrong.
Crank up the chill

>>35839797
>Yo’ just act like nothings even wrong.

Twin? Oh right, that twin.

>>35839797
>>I’ll just claim more rainbows and then suddenly twin.

>>35839797
>Yo’ just act like nothings even wrong.

>>35839797
>Yo’ just act like nothings even wrong
This seems like as good a time as any to bring up the whole magical girl thing.

>In before Mom reveals she's a retired magical girl herself

>>35839797
>Yo’ just act like nothings even wrong.
And drop the magic bomb, too.

>>35839719
>“Alex if you’re bringing home two guys, I will make this entire dinner uncomfortable by staring endlessly at one of them,” Your father almost gleefully warns.

I love Alex' parents.

We definetly need to take John home one day.

>>35839797
>Yo’ just act like nothings even wrong.

I guess you'll just have to be extra protective huh daddy?

Yaaay. Best quest is back.

>>35839904
I would bet on them atleast being in the know. They didn't question Kat being a catgirl at all. Even if they're the most chill parents in the world, they'd still atleast ask if the cat parts are real.

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>>35839797
>>Yo’ just act like nothings even wrong.
>basest quest is on

Our parents owe our twin 18 years backpay in allowances.

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This quest is truly glorious,Don't ever change

>>35840118
Hey, remember when Tenka told us that really successful magical girls and boys essentially become gods? I'm beginning to question our parents lack of fucks to give.

Sorry my bad, had an impromptu nap. I feel like Shadow Hap is to blame.

Writing for
>act like nothings wrong

>>35840456
Our parents are the final boss, calling it here.

>>35840479
Maybe for whoever you date.

>>35840500
So... Shadow Alex? Is this a metaphor or something? Who is it a metaphor for?

>>35839797
About time for another update now

>>35841115
He takes about 45 minutes... so yes?

>Yo’ just act like nothings even wrong.

You can’t help but smile, “What game plan? Everythings normal yo’”

Shadow Alex’s face is lit up with a brilliant smile, Beth is about to protest but you wear the pa- well not really but fuck it, arguing about it will ruin the effect. You head to the dining room, with a shrug.

Your father is staring at Kat who is uncomfortably squirming, even sweating under his gaze. Mom’s got a satisfied smile on her face as she watches this, its… really kind of concerning. Whatever you got a game plan to enact.

“Yo’ sorry we’re late,” you say sitting in your usual place, Kat’s across from you, your Dad is to the right, Mom’s at the other end from him.

Shadow Alex takes a seat next to you, “You seriously are easily to amuse Dad,” she smiles at the hamburger, “Heh, ate healthy for lunch even if it was good, glad to see something more filling.”

You’re Dad glances up from Kat as Beth sits down, looks to you and Shadow Alex, strokes his beard a few times, “Well that’s new.”

Your Mom is looking both of you over, “Hmmm, visit a tanning bed Alex? I figured it would be a while before you gave into that.”

“Nah, just spent too much time outside,” You shake your head and start to eat, Kat is wide eyed looking between your parents, you, Shadow Alex, and Beth.
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>>35841218


Beth is resigned and just eating the burger, she’s listening at least though.

“Ahh, Kat here did mention you’ve been out all day, I guess you’re skin might be a little more sensitive. You need to take better care of it, use some lotion,” your mother chastises you, and gestures to Shadow Alex, “Follow her example, honestly.”

Shadow Alex bloats with a mix of pride and amusement, “Yeah, I’ll even help put it on you, all you have to do is ask Alex, honestly.”

“What can’t I go for the brown muscled look?” you ask with a sigh, “I think it looks great.”

Beth and Kat both look to you before nodding, your Mother sighs, “Still, what would you have done with a full sunburn, that would have been awful.”

You cringe at the thought of a full body sunburn, “Yeeeah I could see that being hell.”

“I-I would help, apply the aloe lotion for you,” Kat says from across the table.

Your Dad has gone back to staring at her and she quickly goes back to eating her burger.

“It’s great to have helpful people around,” Shadow Alex says, Beth is giving Kat a stare similar to your fathers.

“It’s nice to see you have such helpful friends Alex,” your mother says still enjoying Kat’s discomfort.

“I try, what can I say?” you shrug, you had planned to keep it normal but your parents seem to be waiting for you to crack first… you should have seen this coming.

>Yo Dad, you still owe us half the allowance, you know?
>Seriously, not anything past ‘well thats new.’?
>Alright, can you two explain how you give so little fucks?
>Write in.

>>35841115
Yes yes it is, but mostly because I had fallen asleep a few times while writing.

>>35841173
I feel like this is slow. I am slow.

>>35841235
>Yo Dad, you still owe us half the allowance, you know?

>>35841235
>Yo Dad, you still owe us half the allowance, you know?
>>Seriously, not anything past ‘well thats new.’?
>>Alright, can you two explain how you give so little fucks?

Well, fuck, Hap.

I want all of these.

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>>35841235
>>Yo Dad, you still owe us half the allowance, you know?
These guys.

Oh and because Dad has been treating Kat as a practice dummy for being a protective dad like so:
> Your father is staring at Kat who is uncomfortably squirming, even sweating under his gaze.
> Your Dad has gone back to staring at her and she quickly goes back to eating her burger.

I want to add
>> Chastise Dad for tormenting our pet.

>>35841235
>>Yo Dad, you still owe us half the allowance, you know?

Let them crack first, it's the only way to win this. Eventually we summon TENKA onto the table to see how far their no fucks given goes.

>>35841235
>Yo Dad, you still owe us half the allowance, you know?
> Chastise Dad for tormenting our pet.

>>35841235
>Alright, can you two explain how you give so little fucks?

"While it's very nice that two of you don't pry into my life, the total lack of fucks given is starting to become a little distracting in its own right."

>>35841235
>Alright, can you two explain how you give so little fucks?

>>35841280
I write choices like that often it seems.

>>35841300
You know, Beth hasn't met him I don't think.

>>35841235
>>35841295
seconded

>>35841235
>Yo Dad, you still owe us half the allowance, you know?

Never back down.

>>35841235
>Yo Dad, you still owe us half the allowance, you know?

>>35841331
Beth was the one who helped summon him, dood.

>>35841235
>Yo Dad, you still owe us half the allowance, you know?

>>35841235
>Ask how work and their day went.
It's nice to start by being attentive.
>Break character for a moment to settle this lack of fucks once and for all.
Make a 'time out' sign with our hands and ask our mom "but seriously, we are all are clued in and if it becomes relevant you are going to give me some advice this stuff, right?"

>>35841235
>>Yo Dad, you still owe us half the allowance, you know?
We can beat them, we have both of their give no fuck genes they only have one!

>>35841235
>>Yo Dad, you still owe us half the allowance, you know?

>>35841235
>Alright, can you two explain how you give so little fucks?
They don't even question why there's two of us.

Calling votes, for some reason I can't do counting. I think
>Yo Dad, you still owe us half the allowance, you know?
Is in lead with
>Alright, can you two explain how you give so little fucks?
second

Adding:
> Chastise Dad for tormenting our pet.
If it works without breaking things.

someone confirm?

>>35841542
Sounds good i guess but wait for so little fucks til after money is secured

>>35841542
I misted the chastise dad write in. Adding my support if it makes sense given how he reacts to our primary action choices.

>Yo Dad, you still owe us half the allowance, you know?
>Alright, can you two explain how you give so little fucks?


“Dad, come on man, stop practicing being an overprotective father on my pet, she’s done nothing wrong,” you shake your head as Kat puffs up with embarrassment.

“But come on, look at her, she reacts exactly like a guy would, squirming, looking guilty, its why your mother pai-” your father cuts himself off as your mother gets a dangerous smile, “is so amused with watching it,” he corrects himself.

You frown as Shadow Alex can’t help but laugh in amusement, “She does! It’s great isn’t it?”

“Come on Alex, you’re supposed to be helping me here,” You say to Shadow Alex.

“Sorry, sorry,” Shadow Alex has an amused smile, “I just couldn’t help myself.”

You shake your head, and sigh, “Well whatever... “ you pause before changing the subject, “So dad, you know you still owe us half of our allowance.”

Your father opens his mouth to protest before closing it and frowning, he’s silent for a while, “Damn it, this week will be forever known as the week of losses.”

Your mother laughs, “Well while we are on what you owe people, another dinner needs to be added to the tally you know?”

“What? No, that bet had nothing to do with twins,” your dad protests.

“Right, so clearly the bet applied to either of them, I bet girl and won on both of them. You owe me another dinner,” Your Mom has a smug smile.

You can’t help but mirror her smile as you stare at your father, you get the feeling Shadow Alex is doing the same.

Your Dad takes a deep breath before sighing, “The week of losses indeed, I’m on a streak. Fine, another dinner it is,” he grumbles.

Your Mother looks content and for a moment everyone eats in silence.
1/2?

>>35842537


You break the silence with a sigh, “Alright I’ll be the first to crack, can you two explain how you give so little fucks? Seriously? I mean becoming a girl, sure whatever, then becoming twins and you two doing nothing more than batting an eyelash.”

You shake your head, “I get it your chill, but thats a little more than chill.”

“Would you rather us freak out?” Your mother asks, “I can do that too. It’s pretty easy I have fake tears on hand all the time for… reasons.”

Your dad shrugs, “Shit happens, you puked a rainbow and took a picture of said glowing rainbow, is it really so weird to continue to expect weird shit to happen?”

“Still though, the level of fucks given has been clearly on the ‘nah even worth the fucks’ level, you could at least get to the ‘yo this is some weird shit’ level,” you say with a sigh.

“Why? It’s not like anything would change if we did, instead accepting it and moving on saves everyone stress,” Your father shrugs, “Plus its fun watching you balk at it. Your mother couldn’t stop giggling last night.”

“Nor could your father really,” your Mom counters, “It’s pretty amusing, especially Beth’s reaction; that open mouth ‘did.. this really just happen.’” she shakes her head, “It’s grand.”

Beth’s frowning, “Well I’m glad I gave you amusement… I think?”

Kat frowns, “Is that why you’ve been staring at me? to keep yourself amused?”

Your father raises his eyebrows, “Obviously.”

Kat’s jimmies are clearly rustled as she grumbles something too quiet for you to hear.

You frown as the topic starts to steer away from what you asked, you wonder if you should press the issue.

>Press the issue
>Nah whatever, maybe another time.
>Pull one of them aside after dinner and ask them seriously.
>>Which one?
>Write In

>>35842554
>Pull one of them aside after dinner and ask them seriously.
>>Which one?
Mom. "Are you a retired magical girl?"

>>35842554
>Pull one of them aside after dinner and ask them seriously.
>>Mom
She wears the pants in the family. And for some reason I'm getting the feeling they're wizards.

>>35842554
>>35842591
>Pull one of them aside after dinner and ask them seriously.
>Which one?
>Mom. "Are you a retired magical girl?"
sounds like a plan to me

>>35842554
>Drop it for now, we've got a pet and a girlfriend both with jimmies to unrustle. Both are due a massage and maybe some light petting.

>>35842554
Best. Fucking. Parents. EVER!
But seriously, they're being waaaay to easygoing about this.

>>35842554
>>Pull one of them aside after dinner and ask them seriously.

>>35842554
>Press the issue
>Inform them of demon hunting and stuff. Things are getting slightly more dangerous than before now.

Might as well come out with it.

>>35842554
>I have fake tears on hand all the time for… reasons.
... I'm not even sure I want to ask

>>35842668
I shit you not Alex's mother is an emulation of my own. Minus the chillness of gender swap and suddenly twins.

That said I'm pretty sure she'd react about the same for it. Probably with the addition of a really really bad pun. Like maybe, "Hah well I knew you'd get the shaft one day."

>>35842554
>Were you magical girls or something before as well?
If not, fine whatever, continue foods and mess with the pet or something while at it

>>35842725
YOU MOTHER IS A MAGICAL GIRL AS WELL AS YOU. DON'T DENY YOUR HERITAGE

>>35842725
>Like maybe, "Hah well I knew you'd get the shaft one day."
... Okay, either you're a guy and she's saying you'd get fucked by a dude, or you're a girl and she's saying that you got a penis. Well played.

>>35842725
>"Hah well I knew you'd get the shaft one day."
Why cant I stop giggling like a schoolgirl

Writing for
>pull aside, mother, and ask if retired magical girl

>>35842759
Lies and slander, I'm perfectly non magical sadly.

>>35842772
because its that bad. Its one of those things

>Pull one of them aside after dinner and ask them seriously.
>>Mother

“Seriously Dad, stop picking on Kat,” You shake your head.

“Tch, fine,” Your Dad sighs as he finishes his burger.

The remainder of dinner is filled with talk about each others day, Kat seems suitably impressed with computers and the vast amount of things you can find on the internet. Your Parents had average days at work, which is to say not bad. They ask how you’re holding up to which you reply ‘Not bad, honestly.’

Once everyone finishes eating you and your mother both start picking up dishes, “Yo’ wait in my room, I’ll be in there in a bit,” you tell Kat and Beth.

“Okay,” Kat happily goes back to your room, probably to continue messing with the computer.

Beth gives you a questioning look before shrugging and following after.

“Alex, come here,” Your father says, you look over questioning, before he shakes his, “Other Alex.”

“Aha, allowance time,” Shadow Alex says, as she follows him to his office.

You and your mother are left alone, and for a moment you spend it in silence while collecting plates and glasses, “Mom… seriously are you an ex-magical girl or something?”

Your mother pauses, and raises an eyebrow, “Well that was blunt, not even the slightest amount of tact involved. No breaking the ice first just going in head first.”
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>>35843658

“It’s not exactly easy to break the ice any more than showing up as a girl, with a twin, and changed eyes,” You shake your head, “Seriously thats pretty ice breaking.”

“No, no thats like warming the ice to the idea of breaking, breaking the ice is ‘Mom… what if magic is real?’ and then I’d be like, ‘Well Alex then I’d say you’re my magical little girl,’ and then you would get all flustered and I could hug you and have a mother daughter moment. It would be grand,” she sighs wistfully.

“... that sounds like you were banking on that entirely too much,” you say while bringing the dishes into the kitchen, “Seriously thats pretty specific.”

“So what if it is? A mother can hope you know?”

You shake your head with a sigh.

>You’re pretty at changing the subject you know?
>If you’d rather I not ask you can just say so.
>Write in

This next update may be the last one I do. I spent like the last 15 minutes sleeping waiting to post that.

>>35843658
>Kat seems suitably impressed with computers and the vast amount of things you can find on the internet.
... She's either VERY poor, VERY isolated, or a lot older than what we think she is.

>>35843695
>>Write in
"Sooooo, is that a yes?"

>>35843695
>>If you’d rather I not ask you can just say so.

Do you want us to keep the thread alive until you do another one? You really do need restful sleep, man.

>>35843695
>You’re pretty at changing the subject you know?
mom pls
we're not gonna make a big deal out of it
we just wanna know
>>35843697
She's been homeless for a while, dude.

>>35843695
>If you’d rather I not ask you can just say so.
>I can try that again if you really want the mother daughter moment.

>>35843695
>If look, I'm not going to push, but if you feel like talking some time or just have some pointers to share, I'm here you know?

>>35843695

>You’re pretty at changing the subject you know?
>If you’d rather I not ask you can just say so.

>>35843695
Wait, shit. Hold on, better idea. Change >>35843732 to
> "So... Mom... what if magic is real?"

>>35843695
>>You’re pretty at changing the subject you know?
>I can send the other Alex to try again

>>35843695
> "So... Mom... what if magic is real?"
Give her that moment.

>>35843823
This

Holy shit I missed an entire word out of
>You’re pretty at changing the subject you know?

It should be
>You’re pretty [good] at changing the subject you know?

That said

>>35843732
I'll be doing another tomorrow night so if you all just want to keep this one alive till then I can pick it back up.

>>35843695
>>You’re pretty [good] at changing the subject you know?

>You’re pretty at changing the subject you know?

“If you want we can start over, I can break the ice and we can have the moment,” you offer.

Your mother hums and thinks about it for a moment, “Lets just pretend this didn’t happen later and have the moment then. The mood isn’t quite right as it is now.”

You nod and pass another dish to her as she organizes them in the dishwasher for maximum space, “Honestly though, you’re pretty good at changing the subject, you know?”

“Well, what can I say? Never answering questions is a great way to string people along. It’s how I kept your father interested until it was too late,” she smiles, before sighing, “No I am not a retired magical girl, nor am I an active one.”

“Then how do you know of magic?”

“I wonder... “ she’s silent for a while, “I’ll tell you another time, really. Give it a while, let yourself get more used to this whole thing. It’s pretty easy to get overwhelmed early on you know?”

“So in short you won’t question my shit, and I don’t question yours? Just like the rules of stuff?”

“For now anyways,” she ruffles your hair, “Is there anything else? or can we have that moment now.”

>Questions?
>Nah, I’ll just let you have the moment.
>Hrm maybe another day.

>>35844489
>>Nah, I’ll just let you have the moment.

>>35844489
>Nah, I’ll just let you have the moment.

>>35844489
>>Nah, I’ll just let you have the moment.

>>35844489
>Nah, I’ll just let you have the moment.

>>35844489
>Nah, I’ll just let you have the moment.

>>35844489
>>Nah, I’ll just let you have the moment.

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>>35844489
This is the last I can do for tonight I have to wake up in 5 hours. I'm not sure what the fuck is up with me today but I'm about ten times more tired than usual.

I'll be around for about 30 min if you have questions prior to tomorrow.

If thread is still alive I'll pick up from here, if not I'll open another thread. Will try for 1700ish instead of 1800 maybe I'll get some more posts if I'm just as tired.

>Questions/Concerns/Comments

>>35844489
So, even thought she is not and has never been a magical girl, she atleast has prior knowledge of this stuff.

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>>35844582
Night
Will wait warmly

>>35844716
It could have been dad

>>35844716
She could be a wizard.

>>35844582
Go to sleep, mang.

>>35844716
She could have known a magical girl.

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>>35844721
I must be real fucking tired because that actually looks really comfortable.

My rational portion of my mind is saying 'Thats fire, its not comfortable'

The rest of is saying, 'Yo, I bet he's not cold.'

That said sleeping now its been thirty minutes enough, will post on twitter hopefully an hour or two before I start posting again.

At the earliest 1700, at the latest 1900

>>35844716
Notice that she never said she wasn't a magical girl, just that she isn't active but never retired.

>>35845110
Hiatus?

>>35845202

Magic but never bothered? Like if we never bothered to make a contract

>>35845202
Time traveller. She's technically not a magical girl /yet/.

>>35845202
I'm guessing she's inactive but either part of a reserve team or available on a limited contract basis. Just the feeling I get, but my guess is that she's a big enough baddass that the amount collateral damage she could cause to reality by using her powers is probably high enough that the magi would happily pay her to ignore basically anything less than an extinction level threat.

>>35845431
She COULD be a magi herself.

>>35845535
Kind of a bitch then for not explaining the situation to Alex.

>>35845549

But this is so much funnier

>>35845535
I'm not saying she's not. We haven't met any magi first hand yet, so I'm really hesitant to make any inferences about them.

>>35845576
Still awful parenting. Kid comes home says... yeah so I puked up rainbows.. and now I'm a chick. Friggen weird right?

If any of this is the case she had the capacity to explain everything and chose not to...

Though I suppose she could have wished to have a girl.. or something a long those lines. That's why she made the best with dad. Wish came true.. eventually!

>>35845619
She saw we were dealing with it okay, left us to it, expecting us to figure shit out on our own.
She probably knew Beth was a magical girl as well, so she'd know it's not like we're diving in without anyone to help if shit goes wrong.
And if shit does go wrong, it's better that we learn from it, rather than have her coddle us the whole way.

>>35845664
On the other end... what do you think Dad and Shadow Alex are up to?

>>35846490
It's Shadow Alex, aka our inner hedonist. They're either up to lewds or planning pranks.

>>35846702
Lewd pranks.

>>35845202
Maybe Dad was a magical boy.
Or a magical girl that got genderswaped.

Oh damn, missed the thread.

>>35849106
I know the feeling, missed the last 4 myself.

>>35844489
So as The Week of Loss is underway can other me have her allowance? In return we will handle the cleaning of cloths.

>>35850263
You're a tad late there anon.

>>35846702
I'm pretty sure if they were up to lewds we would be feeling it.

>>35850372
I slept and the thread happened.

>>35846702
i concur with
>>35846747

lewd pranks are going to happen.

>>35846702
Not sure if Shadow Alex is into hardcore incest. Pranks, however, are definitely in the pipeline.

>>35853661
I guess I wouldn't discount it, it's pretty much up to Hap. I highly doubt it, though.

More stuff incoming in about an hour and a half.

>>35857055
Okay.

>>35857055
That's a long half an hour.

>>35858317
I'm just repeating the twitter (and keeping the thread bumped)

>>35858317
You miss read that, not half an hour. Hour and half. I am live at roughly 1730 +/- 15 minutes. Writing for:
>Nah, I’ll just let you have the moment.

>Nah, I’ll just let you have the moment.

You shrug, “Nah, I’ll just let you have the moment… ah do you need me to act like this never happened and start over?”

Your mother hums as she shuts the dishwasher, “Hmmm no, I think not… come here,” she pulls you to her, and pulls you into a hug, “I will forever miss the days when I was taller than you…” she sighs.

You return the hug, bending down a little to better hug her, “Sorry, nothing I can do about that one.”

“Well, there is but… I won’t ask you to do that. It’d be pointless anyways as you’ll always be my little magical girl,” you can hear the smile in her voice as she continues, “Even if you ever decide to change back.”

You frown, “Hold on, I spend three days as a girl and now I’ll always be your magical little girl? Hows that work?”

“Obviously because as a girl you’d win in a fight, sudden death style against you as a guy, what with being a magical girl and all,” your mother pulls away and has a shit eating grin on her face, “So that means you being a girl was the strongest point in your life.”

>... I don’t think it works that way.
>You know what… whatever sure.
>This rating system is rigged.

>>35858821
>This rating system is rigged.

>>35858821
>This rating system is rigged.

>>35858821
>This rating system is rigged.

>>35858821
>>This rating system is rigged. But whatever, sure.

>>35858821
>>This rating system is rigged.

>>35858821
>This rating system is rigged.

"But that's ok, besides, magical or not, I couldn't ask for a better mom or dad."

Head upstairs and see what Beth and Kat are up to.

>>35858821
>>This rating system is rigged.

But a good point anyway

>>35858821
>>This rating system is rigged.

>>35858821
>This rating system is rigged.

>>35858821
>You know what… whatever sure.

>>35858867
Alex's house is ground floor only, a bit wider to make up for it. That said I get what you mean.

Writing for:
>This rating system is rigged.

>This rating system is rigged.

“You know Mother,” you shake your head, “This rating system is rigged.”

“Of course it is, it’s more amusing that way,” she shakes her head disappointingly, “You should have known better by now.”

Shadow Alex, and your Father walk into the kitchen, both of them wearing concerning grins.

“Allowance secured Alex, now we can stop being so poor,” she shows you the funds, it looks to be more than usual, you give her a questioning look.

“Before you get all but that unfair, she’s missed out on 8 years of allowance so her first one is a little more than usual,” your father explains.

You start to ask why they both have those grins, Shadow Alex shakes her head and mouths ‘I’ll tell you later.’

You shrug, “Well whatever, I’m going to go do things.”

“Sure, have fun,” Your father says, clearly not worried about girls only in a room.

You stop just before your door as Shadow Alex passes you the money, “I managed to convince him to give us an increase to our Allowance, and to give me double allownace.”

“No shit?” Shadow Alex nods happily, “Nice, that definitely helps then.”

Shadow Alex looks smug, “The best part, I managed to convince him it was all his idea.”

You can’t help but smile “Damn thats… that means he won’t come back and take it back later.”

Shadow Alex nods, “No praise needed, just appreciated. After all, everything to help ourselves yeah?”

“Yeah,” you ruffle her hair gently, enjoying the feeling just as much as she is.

After a moment you shake your head and open the door to your room, Beth and Kat alike are frozen wide eyed staring at you, Kat has her arms up on the computer screen doing a horrible job of covering up pet play porn. Both of them are quickly growing red as the low volume of the porn floats through the room.

>Well, I can’t say I’m surprised… too much.
>I take it you were having a study group?
>You couldn’t wait at least?

>>35859411
>>I take it you were having a study group?
Called it.

>>35859411
>I take it you were having a study group?

>>35859411
>I take it you were having a study group?

>>35859411
>Write in
"I was wondering about what sort of collar you wanted Kat, I was thinking something small and black."

>>35859411
>>You couldn’t wait at least?

>>35859411
>>I take it you were having a study group?
>>You couldn’t wait at least?

I mean we need to be there too

>>35859477
>>35859411
This

>>35859411
>>35859470 here, go ahead and throw in
> "I was wondering about what sort of collar you wanted Kat, I was thinking something small and black."

>>35859411
>I suppose I should have expected this, though after our conversation earlier I would have expected you, Beth, to have a bit more patience.
>Beth, call your dad and tell him you're staying the over. It looks like I have two little kittens to take care of tonight.

Call in that bet debt if necessary.

>>35859525
>>35859477
>>35859411
Yes.
100%

>>35859411
>>35859470
>>35859523
Yeah

>>35859411
>You couldn’t wait at least?

>>35859477
I like it, but we need to be gently scratching behind her ears or under her chin when we ask that.

>>35859506
Seconding

>>35859411
Supporting >>35859525 and >>35859477

>>35859411
>>35859477
Don't forget to call her "Kitty Kat"!

But yes, let's do this.

Writing for:
> "I was wondering about what sort of collar you wanted Kat, I was thinking something small and black."
With
>I take it you were having a study group?

Will try and set up for a more suitable vote on
>>35859525


Wait warmly

>I take it you were having a study group?
>"I was wondering about what sort of collar you wanted Kat, I was thinking something small and black."

You hold eye contact with Kat for a moment, or rather until she looks away and starts squirming, “I take it you were having a study group?”

“... something like that,” Beth confirms, “You were taking a while… and Kat offhandedly mentioned being your pet… and then this happened somehow?”

Kat nods as you shrug and sit on your bed, Shadow Alex closes the door behind her, she’s got a satisfied smile on her face as she watches the two squirm.

“You know Kat, I was wondering about what sort of collar you would like, yeah?” You casually say with a shrug.

Kat’s about as red as her hair as she stares at you she swallows hard, “I was thinking something small and black, you know?”

Beth hums as she looks over Kat, “That… is actually a really good idea.”

Kat opens her mouth to say something, before closing it. She does this a few more times, before finally just nodding meekly.

“Heh, sweet,” you say as some girl in the video reaches a screaming (though quiet thanks to volume control) climax.

Beth clears her throat and Kat jumps, it seems neither of them know what to do now that they’ve been caught.

>You know, porn isn’t exactly a new thing to me.
>Yo’ just hit the next video and stop blocking the screen.
>Write in
Also
>Hey Beth, you want to stay over?
>Nah her father can be pretty strict.


Man it is really hard to write sensible things when you're more asleep than not.

>>35860481
>Yo’ just hit the next video and stop blocking the screen.
>Hey Beth, you want to stay over?

>>35860481
>>Yo’ just hit the next video and stop blocking the screen.
>>Pull Beth into our lap and let Shadow Alex take Kat.
>>Hey Beth, you want to stay over?

>>35860481
>>Yo’ just hit the next video and stop blocking the screen.
>>Hey Beth, you want to stay over?

Start scratching kitty kat chin

>>35860481
>Yo’ just hit the next video and stop blocking the screen.
>Hey Beth, you want to stay over?

Foursome while SA is still online. It'll probably turn into that even without suggestions.

>>35860481
>Yo’ just hit the next video and stop blocking the screen.
>Hey Beth, you want to stay over?

>>35860481
>>Yo’ just hit the next video and stop blocking the screen.
>>Hey Beth, you want to stay over?

>>35860481
>>35860516
Seconded! Chin rubs!

>>35860481
>You know, porn isn’t exactly a new thing to me, being a former guy and all.
>Yo’ just hit the next video and stop blocking the screen.
>Hey Beth, you want to stay over?

>>35860481
>Yo’ just hit the next video and stop blocking the screen.
>Hey Beth, you want to stay over?

>>35860516
>>35860481

I'm all about them rubs son

>>35860481
>Yo’ just hit the next video and stop blocking the screen.

And pet our kitty Kat while we're at it, ask her how her day was.

>>35860481
>>35860516
This.

Oh also as a side note updated pastebin with allowance information.

Namely 75x2 every week. I can't remember if I defined what day of the week it is now. So allowance soon(tm)

Writing for:
>Yo’ just hit the next video and stop blocking the screen.
>Hey Beth, you want to stay over?

Chin rubs are hard because she's in computer chair, you on the bed. You would have to pull her away from computer into your lap and then rub chin.

If thats what you want to do sure, but know thats what it will take.

Also sorry for such a slow thread this time around. It's a really bad couple of days for me.

>>35860685
Lean over back of chair?

>>35860685
Lean over or pull her away both are fine. Concessions for chin rubs are fine

>>35860481
>Start watching the next video
We could always use ideas
>since there aren't enough chairs for four, and we (the Alexes) are the tallest people here, seat Beth in our lap and Kat in our Shadow's
>Hey Beth, (let our hands wander a bit) wanna stay over?

>You know Beth, I think you might look cute in a collar too every once in a while~
Too much?

>>35860685
Just let shadow alex go over there while we play with Beth

>>35860685
Cats have historically been used as lap warmers. It's only right to have our kitty in our lap when watching pet play videos. Just like its only right for us to pet her when she's in our lap.

>>35860744
Shadow Alex was content to nap before food, now shes an over stuffed tired out iteration of yourself that is used to taking naps every time shes satisfied. She hasn't really had the chance today and is pretty tired at this point.

>>35860713
did not even consider this

Writing now

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>>35860685
>Also sorry for such a slow thread this time around. It's a really bad couple of days for me.
I hope you'll have a good day soon.
Have a dancing loli

>>35860811
>Shadow Alex was content to nap before food, now shes an over stuffed tired out iteration of yourself that is used to taking naps every time shes satisfied. She hasn't really had the chance today and is pretty tired at this point.
Obviously Shadow Alex needs chin rubs as well.

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>>35860829
Something about life as well, while at it.

>>35860811
>Shadow Alex = Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Ok, then could we (subtly) order Kat to join us and Beth on the bed so she isn't so lonely by herself? I feel like Beth would also enjoy petting our kitty if we sat her within reach.

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>>35860858
Of course, the animal hat boogie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paP8vaKt4M8

I wonder if Shadow Alex is going to try tempting us with tokens when Beth can get her hands on her.

...I wonder if SAlex would do that just to have Beth's hands on her.

>>35861084
Pretty sure SAlex is about to pass out.

>>35861170

The 3 of us should then take advantage of her napping form

>>35861195
And then anticipate the delightful revenge.

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I can't finish this update, I am falling asleep chugging a monster. Take drink, type one word, sleep, wake up, drink, type two words, sleep.

I am kill, too exhausted to write any more. Since I don't work any more I can sleep Friday away, and run another thread on Saturday around 1700EST

Sorry for short thread.

Ask questions if you have them I'll answer on Sat

>>35861538
No worries OP, take care and see you then.

>>35861538
It's all right. Go to sleep.

>>35861538
Can we outlewd SA into submission?

>>35861538
aw, okay
also that's a silly pairing but it's cute anyway
kyouko a best

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>>35861538
Well, sleep well our fair, basest QM
Like herding cats, they say

>>35861564
That would just make her lewder.

>>35861538
Thanks for running, even though the thread was short.