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"Tali, right?" She grins. "I'm Myril Lan and I'm gonna be your Big Sis. We're gonna have a fucking great time."

>He hears Vendal sigh again. The red skinned woman in front of him is all smiles. She sways slightly as she stands, seemingly using the massive wooden cylinder at her side for balance.
>She smells like honey.

"Nice to meet you, Myril." He holds out his hand.

"Ah, call me Lan. Everyone does."She shakes his hand then pulls him in for a tight hug. "You and me are gonna be best friends. I can tell already."

>Vendal clears her throat.

"Lan, I am entrusting our newest Petal member to you. Take good care of her, okay?"

>Lan gives her a thumbs up.

"No sweat." She says.

>Vendal turns to Tali.

"Tali, I'm going to give Azul a tour. Remember, if you have any questions about the place please feel free to ask Lan. Lan, if you don't have the answer please feel free to ask someone else rather than guessing."

"Will do~"

>If Vendal has any more concerns she doesn't voice them. She merely frowns again and takes Azul out of the room. Myril turns her attention back to Tali.

"So! Where shall we go first? Barracks? Classrooms? Sporting area? The whole school is open to you on your first day."

>>35796459
Go pick up chicks.

Let's check out what our lodgings are like.

>>35796459
>"So! Where shall we go first? Barracks? Classrooms? Sporting area? The whole school is open to you on your first day."
The secret lesbian ritual room

>>35796459
Discover why she smells of honey.

>>35796459
Let's go watch girls playing sports.

Or do our job and investigate classrooms, but girls playing sports is better.

>>35796459
Oh! Since entrance exams are over, that means 99 is off work. Let's go get her and then she and Lan can hang out with us.

>>35796521
I agree with this.

Let us go to the woman's swimming team.

>>35796476
This seems like a good idea. We should play the fool before engaging our mission.

>>35796328
Barracks!

Let's go meet the other petal students.

>>35796459
Well, what places are there to go? We're new here, and we don't know all of the things they've got at the school.

>>35796459
No really, ask her why she smells like honey.

>>35796459

I guess Barracks first, then Sporting Area, then the classrooms. Classrooms should definitely be last unless we manage to pass by them along the way.

>>35796459
>>35796547

I agree. Even if 99c isn't able to properly express it, she may be appreciative of our inclusive ways. We just need to not patronize her or stuff.

>>35796606
>We just need to not patronize her or stuff.
I'm pretty sure she would appreciate our patronage.

>>35796459

We should ask what kind of races/creatures are in this school.

>>35796679
She would also want us to come again.

>>35796713
You can't just call someone a creature, Jenna

she should introduce us to the rest of petal

>>35796459
Bring us to our rooms and perhaps our real mission shall begin the one of which I speak is getting both Knife ears and us a Harem and or bodies

>>35796459
Well, knowing where the classrooms are would make sense.

>>35796459
First, lets drop off our stuff. So our room, I guess.

We can get familiar with her while we're walking there. Ask her what she does, does she like it here, stuff like that.

>>35796459
>"Lan, I am entrusting our newest Petal member to you. Take good care of her, okay?"

>good care of HER

Hold on, I thought we were a guy?

...

OUR POWERS OVER ILLUSION ARE UNMATCHED

>>35796935
The illusion is just illusionary boobs, I doubt Knife Ears is a master of anything

>>35796935
We passed the entrance test because we glamoured the paper.
Of course they're unmatched.

Now we have to learn mind magic (claim how we're doing it to alleviate the pain of the people we're healing while we're probing their minds) and some alchemy (truth serums in medicine) as well.
Combined with our cover as a healer (which means we can get close to people we're going to read without any suspicion), we shall be the greatest mage spy ever.

>>35796935
I'm pretty sure we weren't disguised as a grill. I took that as a typo.

>>35796997
>Now we have to learn mind magic (claim how we're doing it to alleviate the pain of the people we're healing while we're probing their minds) and some alchemy (truth serums in medicine) as well.
And some sexual healing spells, if we are going to impregnate everyone in this academy.

>>35797065
I'd rather have us work on some magical constructs (claim it's magical prosthetic) so we can build ourselves a body, but that works too.

>>35797090
PLAN DELTA D LIVES AGAIN

>>35797090
We can just have tali impregnate everyone and steal the body of one of the resulting child.

>>35796935
>>35797044
The core conceit of the quest is that Trapman von Brown over here is disguised as a girl to infiltrate the all girls academy.

>>35796997
Or just enhance placebo effect with glamour powers, making them think they're growing stronger every minute.

>>35797139
Why not all of it.

We get the reputation of the best healer, meaning more people come to us for healing.
Maybe even some important people, whose secrets we can steal - like the dean or something.

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>>35796935
I'm supposed to be in this school as though I were a new student, not a transfer. Remember?

"Well, I guess the bedrooms first. I have some stuff I need to drop off."

"Sure thing!" She grabs Tali's hand and starts leading him through the school. They go through the massive room where the exam was being held, across the hall, and up a long flight of spiral stairs.

>As they climb Tali speaks up.

"Lan? Do you smell honey or am I going crazy?"

"Hahaha! That's me, silly. Sorry if it's a bit strong." She pats the cylinder she's carrying at her side. "Blame this stuff."

"What is that, exactly?"

"My own special brew of alcohol. Maybe when this is all done I can share some with you."

"Haha, I'll think about it, thanks."

>>35796547
>>35796606
I'll ask her when we're not just going to the bedrooms.

>They reach the top of the stairs. Lan opens up a door with the Petal symbol on it.

>Inside are two girls playing a card game. They both look at Lan and Tali and smile.

"Hey there." The Elf asks.

"Is she new?" The tentacled Undine says.

>Lan nods her head.

"Tessa, Alisya," She gestures to the Undine and Elf in turn, "This is Tali. She's our newest sister. Because she's new feel free to pick on her."

>Lan laughs and slaps Tali's back.

"Hey there, Tali." Alisya leans forward and shakes Tali's hand.

"Nice to meet you." Tessa does the same. Her skin is very soft and a bit cool.

"Nice to meet you guys, too." Tali says. He stands there, fidgeting an unsure of what to do.

"Would you like to join us for a game?" Tessa asks, gesturing to the table in front of her.

>>35797065
>sexual healing spells
Why do that when you can be lewd with basic healing spells.

Healing Touch, anyone?

>>35797190
Only if we can apply it via massage.

>>35797204
>tfw our Big Sister = Suika Ibuki from 2hu

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>35797186
JOIN THE GAME, WRECK THEIR BUTTS, FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY.

>>35797186
Of course we would, get to know our sisters and all that.

So pester them with questions of what stuff is fun to do here, good classes, all of that freshie sounding stuff while they are distracted with the game.

>>35797226
The 20 has chosen.

>>35797226
I guess they better prepare themselves for the wreckoning.

>>35797226
We will play and we shall win

>>35797186
Do it. Playing games with others can be a good way to get comrades here.

Also ask what they are playing

>>35797257
Lets put on our game faces and see if we can get laid

>>35797186

Seems like a pleasant enough activity, unless you get absurdly angry or riled up when you lose or win.

>>35797186
Game on!

>>35797278
You know, using glamour spells to alter the content of playing cards would be devilish.

>>35797299
Hey, first we get their trust. Then we rob them blind in a card game with magic. Or get them naked, whatever.

>>35797186
Man, have you ever smelled honey? It's fucking foul. Open a huge container sometime and take a whiff. It's like a wet homeless person.

>>35797320
Honey smells good when it's mixed with hot water.

>>35797319
Playing strip poker with tali would be hilarious

>>35797226

Shit, I guess we're game then.

Ask what the game's called and join in, though probably play once so you can go get the rest of the tour in.

>>35797319
>Hey, first we get their trust. Then we rob them blind in a card game with magic. Or get them naked, whatever.
lets go with this plan

>>35797186
Hey Tali what racial slurs do people in this universe use for elves?

>>35797186
I want to pat those tentacles.

>>35797226
i just hope we don't drink the alcohol during the game.

>>35797319
YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!

>>35797186
Lick Tessa's tentacles and then suckle on them tenderly.

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>>35797372
Things like knife ears. Or tree hugger. We don't even hug trees.

>>35797422
...
What? No! That's like, third base or something! Focus guys! Secrets, not harem! Secrets!

>>35797226
... I'll play. But I'm not doing anything to their butts.

"Sure. If that's okay, Lan."

>Lan takes a seat, placing the large cylinder between her legs and resting on it.

"Go ahead," She says, "We have plenty of time. A quick game won't kill us."

"Great." Tali sits down across from the other elf. "So what game is this?"

"This," Alisya says, "Is Dungeon Destroyer. Basically each of us draw five cards and try to use them in a way to bring down the dungeon and it's keeper. Then we get all the sweet sweet loot. Whoever manages to destroy him wins."

"Ah, okay. Seems easy enough."

"It actually requires a bit of thinking." Tessa says as she points to the cards she played. "I tried to combine Bird with Bomb and Speed to launch it into the dungeon and blow it up but it shot past it and exploded. It's pretty tricky."

"Here." Alisya hands Tali the deck. "Draw your five and let's see what you got."

>Tali holds the deck in his hands. Everyone is watching him.

...
If it's a card game I could easily cheat and win.
Or should I play fair?

Play fair.

Subtly flirt at the same time.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35797622
Time to cheat.

>>35797622
Cheat

>>35797622
Play fair, it's just a card game.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>35797622
DON'T CHEAT, YOU CAN CHEAT ON TESTS, BUT NOT IN ACTUAL GAMES.
>I'm not doing anything to their butts.
I MIGHT JUST NOT GIVE YOU ADVICE IF YOU KEEP THINKING LIKE THAT.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>35797622
Time to play fair.

>>35797622
Play fair meng, the entire point is to have the girls mentor us so we get to know them better.

You can't have a good conversation when everybody's in awe of your 'amazing skill'. And anyway, we only cheat when we really need it or people might catch us.

>>35797622
Play fair, it's not like we have a shortage of "those guys" in here if you catch my drift

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>>35797674

>>35797674
Not a good sign for his non-cheating future.

>>35797622
>Secrets, not harem! Secrets!
Knife ear you are truly the worst but play along

>>35797701
Dice don't count unless the QM calls for a roll.

>>35797622

Play fair. The objective here is not to win, but to gain insight into how these other students think, and to become more friendly with them. See how they react when somebody wins or loses, or what they do when you start to play defensively or aggressively.

>>35797622
>>35797674
Well, before we cheat, let us see the cards!

>>35797622
No cheating, it wouldn't be a good start if someone actually DID catch us cheating.

>>35797622
Play it fair

>>35797622

Just sandbag, because you're obviously really good at these kind of games.

>>35797622
Play fair young one.

Never cheat at a game you haven't alredy checked for being rigged.

>>35797694
Nah I think the harem thing is kind of funny

>>35797622
No cheating.

>>35797622
Play fair, if we win we don't have to feel bad about it.

>>35797622

Cheating is only cheating you get caught.

>>35797786
Kinda beating a dead horse at this point

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Fair it is...

>Tali draws five cards and examines them. All of them have words on them along with a rune of some kind.

Hmm. Good thing I didn't cheat. I have no idea how to fake runes.

"I can tell you got a crap hand." Alisya says, a wide grin on her face. "You have this horribly sad look. What did you draw? Void? Fluff? Come on."

"She doesn't have to say." the Undine says.

"True. Well, let's see what you got. Remember, you need to combine the cards in a way that can take down the floating dungeon. You don't have to use all of them, though."

>>35797911
>Amplify+Reverse and crash it into the ground?

>>35797911
Use amplify, ice cream, and gold together to offer trade the Keeper the most delicious ice cream ever in return for his loot.

>>35797911
Create ice through water for your ice cream empire (amplified ice cream of course), make a ton of gold, then destroy the dungeon with mercs!

>>35797911
Regardless of what we encounter in this card game, reverse/amplify + water should be able to do some fun things. Lots of things have water in them.

Would reverse water turn it into air? That'd make a lotta air, potentially explosive.

>>35797911
Amplify the gold, buy an army of mercenaries.

>>35797911
Amplify Water, then reverse it to Ice Cream.

>>35797951
I like that idea

>>35797951
Let's give it a try.

>>35797911
>amplify+ice cream+gold

amplify gold into water.

>>35797884
fair enough

>>35797911
Okay, so we use the Gold as a startup investment to build an Ice Cream empire (by combining Water, of which milk is a type, and Amplify with the target of Ice Cream). We then use Reverse on the fortunes of all those who would oppose us and are doing well. Soon with our Ice Cream Empire we'll be both rich and powerful enough to simply buy out the dungeon; perhaps even eminent domain it or have its owner arrested on drug charges and all the loot confiscated and placed into our own coffers.

Seriously, fuck being the Dairy Queen, we're going to be the Dairy GOD.

>>35797951
I like this plan

>>35798024
Ice cream doesn't use water. It uses dairy and vanilla.
I know, I've made ice cream

>>35797911
Use water, gold and reverse to make all the gold in the dungeon to flow up to you.

>>35798058
Trust this man, he is an expert

>>35798058
You need ice to get things cold enough to coagulate, and you need the ice to preserve your product though!

>>35798058
Dairy is milk, milk is water with other stuff in it! Ice Cream also has ICE in the title, which makes it part of the water family in a magical sense!

YOU WILL NOT CRUSH MY DREAMS INTO SLURPEE!

>>35798024
Not bad.

I was going to suggest Gold + Water (to create a weak nuclear electrolysis reaction) then use it with Inverse (instead of the energy and matter splitting up, they end up combining) and then Amplify (to strengthen the effect).

Basically turn all the gold and moisture inside the dungeon into a makeshift nuke.

>>35797911
Amplify+Reverse, then Gold.
Turning gold into hydrogen is fission which will create enough energy to NUKE

>>35798082
No you don't, you just need a fridge to cool it, then you put it in an ice cream maker.

What you basically do is take the cream sugar vanilla and milk, heat it at a low heat and mix until the sugar is dissolved and the mixture is more dense, then you refrigerate and put in the machine, at which point you can add other flavorings like chocolate syrup or strawberry topping

>>35797911
Play the whole deck in random order and see what happens.

>>35798136
Yes! YES!

Proposition Lan for lewd times. No time like the present, amirite?

>>35797911
Can't we just Reverse the floating dungeon itself, that'll take it down.

>>35798188
Or amplify gravity.

>>35797911
Gold, ice cream, and amplify.

We'll bribe the dungeon.

>>35798188
It's hovering at one level. If it was moving up maybe, but reversing it wouldn't do much if it's sitting even at one level.

We could try to reverse time and amplify gravity so the bird hits the dungeon.

>>35798253
Except we'd probably need the time and gravity cards.

>>35798242
True, then we should go with >>35798228

Unless we can reverse the magic that is causing it to hover.

>>35798274
Except...we probably can't alter gravity.

>>35798136
>wanting to destroy loot
Reverse+Water, then Amplify. You get a hidrogen bomb, with the loot still intact.

>>35798240
This is just about stupid enough to work.

Supporting.

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>Tali plays the Aplify card attached to Gold and Ice Cream. He creates a mountain of each and then brings it to the dungeon. After some intense bartering the Dungeon Keeper agrees to sell his Awesome Loot.

>Tali wins.

>Alisya stares at the game board.

"You cheated." She says.

>>35798388
Cool we won, do we take off a piece of clothes or do they?

>>35798388
"Want to play again with stakes, then?"

In hindsight, we could've just used Amplify to seduce the dungeon.

>>35798388
>Stick out your tongue and make a pbbbbbbbbblt sound

>>35798388
>>35798420
This!

Insist she take off an article of clothing.

Not socks. That's lame.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>35798388

TWAS NOT LUCK

BUT SKILL

>>35798420
>They freak out
>Explain that all games are strip games back home

>>35798388
I was gonna write something, but then this popped up.
>>35798440
Going with that one.

>>35798388
It's not cheating. It's negotiation.

>>35798388
YOU DID SO WELL THAT THE OTHERS ACCUSED YOU OF CHEATING, WELL DONE.
START PLAYING FOR STAKES NOW.

>>3579838
Power of capitalism

>>35798433
Yes! Insist round 2.

>>35798388
How is that cheating?

>>35798388
It's just logic! And ice cream, who can resist ice cream?

>>35798388

How are your other peers reacting to this turn of events, Tali?

>>35798388
Cheated? We made a bargain, fair and square, with the Dungeon Keeper.

>>35798388
Not our fault you do not understand the finer things in life

>>35798388
I...I can't believe it.

That worked...

I feel so accomplished.

>>35798388
>Decide to not cheat
>Get accused of cheating
c'est la vie

>>3588
tell her that it was a totally valid business idea, seeing that there were no other goods or services around to trade for the loot, meaning the currency was worthless

>>35798388
Accuse her of being racist towards elves.

>>35798669
Our ears are currently glamored away..
The eye could simply see through it.

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"Oh come on, Aly. You know that move was fair." Tessa says.

>Tali looks at his Big Sister. She's not saying anything but she has a pleased smile. Alisya appears to be pretty upset while Tessa is trying to calm her down.

"I guess I'm just good at this. Wanna go another round?"

"Hmph. No. I have some work I have to do."

The elf doesn't take well to losing.

"Come on. We'll play with stakes."

>That seems to catch her attention. She folds her arms and smiles at Tali.

"Now you're talking," She says. "Got any money?"

"A bit."

"Alisya..." Tessa looks concerned."

"Alright. How about A20 each?"

20 Alm? That's enough for a really nice dinner. That wouldn't hurt me too much.

"What do you say?" The elf asks, still grinning.

>>35798750
No, we're in elf form. We've just glamoured some boobs on us.

>>35798750
Larro probably forgot about that.

>>35798783
Go for it, but watch for cheating.

>>35798783
Do it.

>>35798783
How about we raise the stakes
Losers have to strip an article of clothing.

Also the money too

>>35798750
No they aren't. Look at Tali in the pic here >>35797622

>>35798783
Sure.

Lick her ears.

>>35798783
Alright. Tali. You're going to get alot of stupid suggestions.

Make sure to consider them carefully.

>>35798783
Sure, we could do with some pocket change.

>>35798783
Go for it Knife ear

>>35798830
Throw a rock at her.
Seduce her.
Go put on a hoodie.

>>35798804
This.

>>35798783 Tell her that gambling's bad m'kay.

>>35798783
Sure, though we don't know why she would think that it would make our 'cheating' go away if there was money attached.

>>35798847
We already did that with the one chick.

>>35798847
No reruns.

>>35798783
Is gambling allowed at the school? Ask our Big Sister about that before agreeing to it.

>>35798783
Better stakes.

We win, we get a kiss from her. She wins, we pay up.

>>35798783
Let's make it more interesting. The winner can also ask the loser to do one thing, at their convenience.

It might help us infiltrate places if we have leverage for some innocuous enough request.

>>35798783
Insist you play for a piece of clothing each

>>35798783
Okay Tali, here's what you do.

You accept, and play fair. Also, pay attention she doesn't cheat or use glamour or some other magic on you.

Then, when you win, you buy dinner with the earned cash.

>>35798935
YES.

>>35798904
I like this plan, gives us some more options later.

>>35798904
Good idea, but not right now. After the second game, we could challenge her to a third game if she's up for it. Gradually raise the stakes.

>>35798904
>Let's make it more interesting. The winner can also ask the loser to do one thing, at their convenience.
>It might help us infiltrate places if we have leverage for some innocuous enough request.
Hopefully later down the line we can also use it to get us bodies

>>35798982
Seeing the elf is a sore loser, she'll probably walk after our second victory.

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>>35798750
You guys are an artifact. You're probably just seeing me as I am. I can assure you, to anyone else I look like a female human. An unusually dark skinned female human.

>>35798935
I can't see that.

>>35798804
What!? No! My Glamour could fade if they stare at me! And that's indecent!

"How about this. The winner also gets one favor from the loser."

"Deal." She says as she deals out the cards.

>Tali looks at his hand.

These are interesting but I have no idea how to make them connect.

>Tessa looks rather nervous in her seat. She keeps glancing at Alisya's hand. Lan continues watching without saying a word.

"... Is gambling even allowed in this school?" Tali asks.

"Tali." Lan says. "I have a giant tube of alcohol. I'm almost certain someone is trying to gain the powers of a god a few floors down. We're fine. Now play. I wanna see how this goes."

>>35799025
I was thinking void person, but the keeper might not be a person, so just "Void Target" to gib it?

>>35799025
Target Person, Combine Fire, Rend and Void.

>>35799025
Target > Rend + Fire

>>35799025
>Target
>Person
>Void

Make them simply cease to exist. Failing that, rend and fire should be particularly lethal.

>>35799025
>Fire+Rend+Person

Rend is bigger than Target, IIRC.

>>35799025
Obviously we target the keeper of the dungeon with pure void. They get swallowed up and extinguished, we get the loot.

>>35799071
The fortress isn't a person
Target fortress
Void fortress

>>35799084
This. After that, we use a mix of Rend and Fire and just hit the dungeon with that, killing everything within.

>>35799025
>I'm almost certain someone is trying to gain the powers of a god a few floors down.
Remember this. This is important.

>cards
Don't use Void and Fire together. They might cancel each other out. Instead, try combining Rend and Void to bring the castle down by eliminating the "void" between it and the ground.

>>35799025
Void Rend target
I'm betting void rend is a pretty good nuke

>>35799071

Void is a bad card, if the previous updates are any indication. Ir probably nullifies a part of the magic, not the target.

IIRC frmo the IRC spoilers, Target and Rend are the same thing, but one is a higher rank than the other.

>>35799025
Target Person (Dungeon Keeper) and Rend to pieces.

>>35799092
No, but the dungeon keeper is. Also, if we lose the fortress, we lose the loot.

Void is apparently a bad rune, don't use it.

Rend+Target. Be straightforward.

>>35799117
I'm guessing Void typically does what >>35799136 said. If used, the fortress, and therefore loot, is typically lost.

Targetting a single person, the dungeon keeper, with void should help. After that, a general fire and rending should settle things.

>>35799025
I don't think "person" targets a person. I think it creates one. Remember, that one girl said she tried to use a "bird" card to send a bird at the fortress; I think this card works the same way.

>>35799136
>"True. Well, let's see what you got. Remember, you need to combine the cards in a way that can take down the floating dungeon. You don't have to use all of them, though."
Doesn't mention loot

>>35799025
>use Target+Person to focus your spell on the Dungeon Master
>Void+Rend on the target to destroy his enchantments, bringing the fortress down
>Fire on the target to burn the Dungeon Master

>>35799025
In the light of the last few comments, lets just go with rend + person + fire

>>35799164
True, but the dungeon keeper is clearly important. Removing him can only be a good thing.

>>35799025
Wait wait wait wait, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO BECOME A GOD!?

>>35799025
(Rend+Void)+Person.
Create a person made out of anti-void, a folded pocket of universal containment. Have him just walk on into the fortress and stuff the loot into himself and walk back out.

Use void, person, target to call in a deep strike of space marines.
Use rend and fire to equip them with chainswords and flamers

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Alright... We'll rend the fortress with fire. If the keeper tries to do anything maybe a target and void card will work...

"I play-"

>Aliysa raises her had.

"Hold on, you won last round. Don't you think it's fair that I go first?" She asks.

"Huh..? Oh... Uhm, sure."

"Thank you. I play Summon chained with God. Then I activate my Control card along with Target and Destroy. He targets the dungeon and only the dungeon and destroys it."

>The cards do exactly that. Loot rains down from the sky.

"Looks like I win. That'll be 20 Alm, please."

>>35799196
Not important, return to lewding the Ali

>>35799196
Give it time, in a few months we'll have a new body and then we'll rule creation from a glorious construct made from ether.

Instead of being stuck in a fucking Christmas ornament.

>>35799217
Play void person to summon blood ravens to steal his loot

>>35799217
Lets play for double or nothing this time!

>>35799217
Bullshit
Rematch bitch

>>35799217
Play Void. Now! Void her turn!

>>35799217
void her god

>>35799217
Void God.
Resume combo.

gg no re

>>35799217
Dramatically Exclaim she activated our Trap Card, and use Target -> Void to negate her attack, then use Rend and Fire to win.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>35799217
WE DON'T HAVE MONEY ON US, DO WE?
PLAY AGAIN, PLAY UNTIL YOU WIN
DO NOT GIVE UP, YOUNG TALI

>>35799246
>Three hours later, we're naked and collared to her

>>35799217
Play void. If we don't win, no one wins.

>>35799217
void void void

>>35799217
The void god suggestions seem decent.

>>35799249
>>35799257
>>35799244

That is stupid enough to work

>>35799249
This.
Void that bullshit.

void the summon card. would break the entire combo.

>>35799217
Void her victory.

>>35799217
I thought we agreed that the loser owes a favor, not money. So we owe her a favor now.

>>35799217
Use void to make the loot disappear and rend the dungeon back to normal

>>35799217
Target void god, then use person to steal her loot. she has nothing in hand so she can't do anything.

>>35799217
Target her God. Void.

>>35799217
Two target cards?
Cheater!

>>35799297
>"How about this. The winner also gets one favor from the loser."
>also gets

>>35799297
The word used was "also" so that's money and favor.

>>35799217
Void her god, rend the dungeon keeper with fire.

>>35799308
This guy knows what's up.

>>35799217
And once we Void her shut admonish her for getting caught cheating.

Also, who the hell let this chick deal her own cards?

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>Tali uses Target and Void to get rid of the god. Alisya's last move is cancelled restoring the dungeon.

"Oh come on!" She exclaims. "That is crap! I was just about to win this!"

"You activated my trap card."

"That's a different game! Come on, double or nothing! Let's do this!"

>Tessa speaks up.

"Isn't there only one copy of each card in the deck? How do you both have Target?"

1/2

>>35799217
She reminds me of Queenie.

God I want to fuck the smug out of her.

>>35799385
That cheating knife-ear treehugger!

[angry orb noises]

>>35799385
That...oh. Oh dear, Ali, did you cheat?

Oh, this is GLORIOUS

>>35799381
>>35799385

Boom! Called that shit!

grab her target card and use your powers to counteract it!

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>>35799385

"....."

"....."

"....."

>>35799217
Play Rend + Void to remove the void of the dungeon, restoring it.

>>35799409
How does an angry orb sound like?

>>35799423
stare at her.

>>35799423
BLACKMAIL, BLACKMAIL, BLACKMAIL!

>>35799423
Gib muney pls.

>>35799385
Let's check how many cards she has hidden up her sleeves or behind those humongous ears. If she's cheating, that's an automatic loss.

>>35799423
Rend/Fire/Person.

A.K.A. thwap her.

>>35799423
Haha, since you cheated, you're disqualified. I WIN!

>>35799423
Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare

>>35799423
Like the sweat perling up on her face.

Then play rend/fire/person

>>35799235
>Give it time, in a few months we'll have a new body and then we'll rule creation from a glorious construct made from ether.
>Instead of being stuck in a fucking Christmas ornament.
you can rule all you want, I'll be far away when your soul gets trapped in a Christmas ornament

>>35799427
Take this thread and get Gilbert Gottfried to read all the posts and then play them slightly overlapping while a droning fan plays in the background.

>>35799423
Slowly inch your face closer and closer to her while giving her the stink eye

>>35799423
CHEATER CHEATER, PUMPKIN EATER

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>>35799409

>>35799423
Lecture her. She shouldn't cheat if she can't manage to do so without getting caught.

>>35799423
Now you owe us TWO favors.

And this, Tali, is exactly how mature we are.

I expect more from you, of course.

>>35799471
haaaaaa

>>35799423
BLACKMAIL.

>>35799423
Poke her forehead and say "cheater boop cheater boop cheaters pay up whoopdie doop"

>>35799423
Well, we've got to give her some credit, since we didn't catch her. How did she sneak in an extra card, anyway?

Be a good sport about this. It'll endear her to you.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>35799423

Technically she could turn this around on us and say that we cheated too. Let's just call it even.

>>35799423
Victory by default

>>35799423
Wait, is glamour magic your specialty too?

From what I remember, it's a rare case to have multiple elves that specialize in the same thing at the same place, right?

>>35799423

Now you have a choice, Tali.

Do you attempt to help her save face? Perhaps by saying that you heard that some editions of this deck are known to have extra bonus cards to spice gameplay up? She might be grateful if you offer her an out to this.

On the other hand, you could knock her down a peg by letting this take its course. But that might make future encounters with her more difficult in the future.

Do you want to create a bit of friction in this tight-knit group, or possibly try to get your foot in the door?

>>35799499
Glamour was elf thing

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35799423
"Are you ok? You're sweating a lot. Do you need to LIE down? I think you might be allergic to CHEATING or something."

And then make a face so smug that they'll all want to fuck the smug out of you.

>>35799496
If we go with >>35799495 and act like we're impressed, we might get her to brag about how she did it.

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>>35799423

>>35799515
no every elf is really good at one kind of magic we just happen to be glamour

>>35799423
GIVE US YOUR SHIRT

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>35799520

Sounds like a good plan to me.

>>35799520
No
Rub her face in it

>>35799536
Yeah, but we're disguised as a human.

Claiming that we're an elf will blow our cover.

>>35799580
are you high or something I just was correcting on elves

>>35799610
>are you high or something
I wish. So damn hard to get good weed around here.

>>35799423
Grab her Target card and examine it carefully.

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>Tali stares at her as hard as he can. It doesn't take long before she cracks.

"Alright, alright." She says. "I cheated.." She undoes a button on her shirt and pulls out several cards that were tucked away. Tali can spot cards that say God, Move, and Target.

"That's how you were winning all our games!" Tessa cries out.

"Yeah..."

"I had to do horrible things because of that!"

"Yeaaaah. Sorry."

>She smiles at Tali.

"This is the first time I've been caught." The elf says. "Even if Tessa helped you that's still impressive. You win the bet. I'll do you one favor. Oh, and here."

>She tosses him a pouch filled with coins.

"Good game." She says.

>>35799664
GIVE US YOUR SHIRT

>>35799664
THE FAVOR
You have to let me grope you whenever I feel like it

>>35799664
Victory!

"What horrible things?"

>>35799664
Well, shit.

Split it 50-50 if she teaches you how to cheat without magic?

>>35799664
Oh no, Double or nothing if you lose again you have to do all the terrible thing Tessa did while we watch

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>35799664
I roll to project [angry orb noises] at the cheaty girl elf.

>>35799664
Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare

Just keep staring, she'll crack more.

>>35799664
Buy dinner/snacks for everyone with the money.

>>35799664
Take her out to dinner. Elf Pride, World Wide.
Also go visit sorter.

>>35799664
Don't cash in the favor yet. And when we're done exploring, we can use the money to take her out to dinner and talk to her about the school.

>>35799664
>horrible things
We're all ears.

>>35799664
Know it time to cement you position as the best Pedal.

Offer to by everyone lunch.

>>35799664
Hold favor in reserve, just in case. Also what horrible things?

>>35799465
>the voices sound like Gilbert Gottfried
Tali, man, what did you do back at your old school to make the teachers punish you like this?

>>35799664
GG, continue tour

>>35799664
Don't cash favor yet. Get back to the tour

>>35799664
Isn't her face kinda wide?


Now buy everyone dinner

>>35799664
Well, that's actually pretty impressive. We didn't see her sneak those cards out of her shirt at all.

Wait, how many times did she play for a wager? If she was cheating, shouldn't they all be invalidated?

>>35799664
>try to get two favors because she cheated

>>35799664
If she made others do horrible things with her cheats, she should have to do some horrible things as well.

>>35799754
Seconding this. Make sure to get 99c too. Victory Lunch is on us.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>35799728

I AGREE, TAKE HER TO DINNER

ELF PRIDE

WORLD WIDE

>>35799664
grab cards from hole in her dress.

>>35799810
>>35799728
ELF PRIDE WORLD WIDE

>>35799818
No, put US in the hole!

>Orb tells him to disguise as a human
>Orb starts screaming about elf supremacy
Sasuga orb

>>35799801
Have lunch in the eyeball room so it doesn't feel lonely.

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>>35799835

ELF PRIDE

WORLD WIDE

(also actually reveal you're an elf)

>>35799870
We just came from the sempeye. Don't be needy, anon.

>>35799863
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE ORB WANTS! NOT EVEN THE ORB!

>>35799935
THE ORB WANTS BOOTY, OBVIOUSLY

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"I'll hold onto that favor for now." He turns to Tessa. "What did she make you do?"

"She... She had me walk around school with a cone on my head all day... It was horrible..." The Undine starts to tear up.

"That was funny." Lan says. Tessa's lip trembles. ".. Not that funny, though."

>Tali examines the money he was just given.

"Hey, if you guys are free later maybe we could all have lunch? It'd be nice to get to talk to the class some more."

"Sure!" Alisya says. "I like you, Tali. I think we'll get along just fine."

"I'd love to go." Tessa says as she wipes away her tears.

>Lan clears her throat and stands up.

"Alright, we can't stay here all day. Tali, let's get to exploring. We still got a whole school to uncover. Where to next? And don't worry about asking me too many questions along the way."

>>35799919
ya never got why he is hiding his ears

>>35799966
Show us the room where you keep all the secrets that other schools keep trying to steal!

>>35799966
TO THE POOL, GO FIND GIRLS IN SWIMSUITS

>>35799966
To the classrooms!

>>35799966
You need to know where the toilets are. That's obviously essential.

Probably also a library, you are a spy.

>>35799966
Classroom! The better to nick stuff when there's no one around.

>>35799966
Let's go see the sporting area.

>>35799966
Let's go see that person whose trying to become a god.

>>35799966
Where are the classrooms and the library? And from where will we get supplies?
Then some other locations, such as the infirmary, the cafeteria, the bathrooms...

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>>35799966

fixed that for ya, conehead

>>35799966
Was seh trying to install VLC?

>>35799966
Find 99C!

>>35800079
That's mean~

>>35799966
Hey, that doesn't look too bad. It looks kind of neat, actually. Like a witch's hat.

>>35800157
We were in worse stuff probably.

>>35800079

Ques is saved. THank you, based anon.

>>35799966
>>35800079
I dont see it.

>>35799966
Can we see the giant eagles that deliver stuff here?

>>35800253
Maybe we can ask them where OUR FUCKING SILMARILS ARE.

>>35799966
Classrooms

>>35799966
What kind of stuff do they usually import and export from the ground?

What kind of facilities are here, besides the school? Is there a "college town" with shops and restaurants and stuff like that?

Have there been any interesting incidents lately? Thefts, invasions, ancient evils awakening, that sort of thing?

>>35800322
>ancient evils awakening
Dude, you can't just give away the senior year final exam like that! They're meant to defeat it as if they were the chosen ones!

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"Let's check out the classrooms."

"Sure thing. See you guys later~" The Aelor waves at Tessa and Aliysa then heads off with Tali.

>As they walk to the classroom Lan points out other rooms of note. The lavatory, bathing room, mail rooms, and a place where one can buy snacks.

>Tali asks her what other facilities does the school have. It seems pretty big.

"We have just about everything to be self sustaining. Entertainment, food, book stores, clothing stores. Anything you could want is here and if there's anything you don't want you can order it. We have giant eagles that deliver once a week to bring students things they can't find here. It's pretty easy to request something, too."

>They exit the tower and end up back in the main hall. A few more stairs are climbed before they arrive at a hallway with several doors. Lan takes Tali to the door marked with their class symbol.

>Inside is a tall woman with blonde hair writing on a board. She turns when she hears the door open and looks at the two students.

"Ah, welcome." She says. Her voice is very soft, barely above a whisper. "You must be the other new student. Vendal just left with the other one. I am the head of the class. You may call me Professor Holly."

"Ah, hi. I'm Tali." He shakes her hand.

"Well, Tali," Even with his superior ears he still has to really listen to hear her. "I welcome you to Petal Class. If there is ever anything you wish to know about the arcane feel free to ask me."

>>35800375
>we are the final exam

>>35800397
How many boob augmentation runes did you inscribe on yourself?

>>35800397
Tell her to explain to us the runes in the background, I WANT TO KNOW MORE.

>>35800397
Stop staring, Tali.

And ask her about the school. What will you learn, what your classes are, are there any special requirements, exams, stuff like that.

>>35800444
>>35800437
Those questions may be related.

>>35800397
Ask her what to do if you only got into a magic school because your artifact flirted with theirs until they let you in

>>35800397
RUUUUUNES. Ask about them! How do they work?

>>35800397
That's a pretty interesting formula on the board. What's its history?

>captcha: SOCIETIES beclux
Yeah, it is kind of like we've got our own miniature society here on the floating island.

>>35800397

Ask what's the spell on the whiteboard

>>35800397
>You may call me Professor Holly
Isn't it customary for you to ask my name and if I'm a boy or a girl first Professor? Or are we skipping right to where you show me what I can pick from for my starter?

>>35800397
"I heard the school is doing experiments following Rodercom's theories about non-magical temporal displacement

>>35800488
>pick charmander

>>35800437
And how quickly can we learn them?

>>35800397
everything.

captcha :101

yep definitely everything

>>35800397
Ask her what she did before coming here. Adventures, research, etc. Also ask how our big sister's 'experiments' with healing hooch are going.

>>35800437
This is the important question.

>>35800525
Not for us, but to help healing disadvantaged girls.

>>35800499
Supporting for...purely selfless reasons.