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>You get up right in time or Space Monkeys Quest
>Check the PTO office for bounties
See if the Saiyan bounty is high

>>35768846
>Check the space port

Bounties with actual leads on the location of Saiyans would have probably attracted attention already and it's rather unlikely the library of a numbered planet contains anything useful that Frieza's goons haven't stumbled upon already, unless it's buried so deep we aren't going to dig it up anyways.

On a somewhat more long-term note, we should totally kidnap Gohan before Goku has the chance to raise him as a pathetic little wimp.

>>35768958
All my attempts at Zarbon shipping with been shot down due to mixing Saiyan gens and now you want to raise a halfling? For shame

>>35768846
the thought of saiyans in a library just makes me laugh

I wonder if the PTO might see through our paper thin disguise.

>>35768846
>>Check the space port

>>35768846
>Check the space port

Hah not 2 hours late this time.

>>35768998
I want an existing halfing to serve the glorious Saiyan master race as a slave, yes.

>>35768846
>Check the city library

>>35768846
Go to the nearest bar/bar equivalent and get int o a fight?

>>35769201
We just left the nearest bar after telling our companions we can't get into a fight on a freeza numbered planet.

Check out space port

>>35769201
no, trying to keep a low profile here.

You clip your scouter back on, grabbing it form it's place on the table. Pushing out through the door, you half regret dodging around a fist fight in the door way.


You head back to the space port, kicking a scrap of metal out of your path. Your new ship gleams in one bay, courtesy of your most recent conquest.

Looking around, you can spot a few shady looking individuals, always the most likely sources of information when your working outside the PTO.

Lounging around a beat up looking couple of pods are some octoids, gang types by the look of them.

Standing in a corner, just out of sight of a whirring camera a few paces back is a woman with red skin and pointed ears, of a species you don't recognise.

Floating a few feet above the floor by a luxury egg shaped ship is a Heran woman, blue skin turned white by the light of the planet's white dwarf.

You tap your chin, pondering

>who seems the shadiest?

>>35769257
>woman with red skin and pointed ears, of a species you don't recognise.

That one.

>>35768846
>Space Monkey Quest
It's already time for part two?
Based Chuckles

>>35769257
>Unknown Species
New people to meet and beat up.

>>35769257
The Heran.

She's the most out of place. Like a rabbit in a den of lions.

>>35769275
I'll second this.

>>35769257
>Red

>>35768846
Based chuckles posting pastebin lewds

You approach the red skinned woman slowly. "Afternoon." You greet her.

She jerks her head up to face you. "Ey? Whacha want?" Her scouter looks new and expensive.

"Well, I was just interested in starting a conversation." You smile, baring your teeth. "You seem... like a fringe element. I thought you might like to speak with others like yourself."

The red skinned woman squints, "And why should I trust a bleeding yobo loike you? I don't know you mate."

Oh, you have heard of these people, infamous for their ridiculous speech patterns. She's a Brench. "Well....

>Write in

>>35769412
>Brench

Which means she's vain as hell.
Just compliment her and then ask her if she's heard anything about the PTO letting saiyans run around.

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>>35769412
Nice. Fuck is a yobo?

>>35769450
So should we try pick up lines?

"Perhaps I could by you a drink and we could get to know each other?"

>>35769499
>Yobo
Sorta like a hobo, but young.

>>35769499

Yobo/Yobbo = hooligan.

>>35769531
>>35769542
Oh.. wait Shit... she's got us pegged.

>>35769547
Quick, act natural.

>>35769555
Uhhh Uhhh uhh... Okay wait got it.
>>35769412
PUNCH HER IN THE FACE! Or.. wait no "Ay bby u want sum fuk?"

Perfectly natural.

>>35769412
"So distrusting... wise for some one so.. attractive. Perhaps we could get to know each other better?"

>>35769412
"Hey I just want to talk where's the harm in that?"

>>35769412
>>35769600
Seconding.

Might add that we can make it worth her while.

>>35769574
...I detect a flaw in my suggestion.

How about natural for risel? Passive and ineffective?

>>35769617
So.. a "Gosh your purdy, I uhh. well it's just that Uhm.."

>>35769412
>I don't know you mate

"Hah, then we gotta change that, don't we?"

She's basically a space Australian, let's win her over with food and drinks.

>>35769412
>>35769645
Check. Tell her she's pretty and buy her food and beer.

My god.. are Saiyans space Australians in spirit?

"So distrusting..." You cluck your tongue in jest. "Then again, wise for someone so.... attractive. Care for a drink, on me?"

She sighs, leaning her head around the corner of the wall and peeking at the camera, now panning away from you. "Yeah alright, you can shout." She waves you on ahead of her, keeping you between her and the camera.

You lead her to a different bar this time, it's wise to not be seen in one place more than once, after all. "Barkeep, two Death Seams for me, and my friend will have...."

She drums her fingers on the counter, "Three..... InterStella beers." The octoid slides them down the bar. "Cheers mate." She calls, raising the neck of her bottle to her forehead, before knocking one bottle back in a single go.

She bites the bottle neck off and chews on the glass, savouring the flavour apparently. "So.... whatcha want, really?" She swallows and sighs happily, "All this fringe elimint yarn ya spinnin'."

>Write in

>>35769593
oh god I hope we aren't lesbian. The saiyan race would be doomed.

>>35769695
Chuckles smutbin is us having a night with our two girls.

We're at the very least gay for saiyans.

>>35769692
>Oh nothing, just making small talk. Like: ever seen a guy with a tail?
>*sips beverage innocently

>>35769695
http://pastebin.com/99sc4dZH

Race might be doomed.

>>35769707
>Ever seen what a gal Can do with one of these tails?

>>35769695
>>35769703
>>35769717
i think its just a 'Well, we have no worthy males to breed with, so this'll do for now' deal

>>35769692
"We heard that there might be some saiyans still running about, was wondering if there was any truth to the rumours"

>>35769703
>>35769717
oh well. Thought this thread would become the search for Vegeta booty. Oh well, can't always roll a six, bye guys.

>>35769728
Probably.

>>35769743
He's still off screen. Can't say whether we'll bang him yet or not.

>>35769692
"Oh, you know. Looking for people that might be profitable."

"Oh.. nothing, just making small talk." You slug your Death Seam back, shuddering as the firey liquid hits your stomach and starts bubbling pleasantly. "Like, uhhh.... you ever seen a man with a tail?" You ask, as innocently as possible.

She taps her chin with her next bottle, "Ahhhh... there's Frieza, he's always on the telly... Other than that, can't say I've met any since Planet Vegeta got git by those meteors. No wait, there was that kid with the spiky hairdo, had it wrapped round..." She gestures at her narrow waist with a circular motion, but he couldn't have been a Saiyan, he seemed smart!" She laughs, nudging you.

You grit your teeth at the lie about your home planet and the dig at your race. "Hmm."

>Smack her up, Saiyan pride demands it
>Keep questioning her. (Write in)
>Other

>>35769717
>http://pastebin.com/99sc4dZH
>'me'

>>35769891
>>Keep questioning her. (Write in)
"Smart guy,huh? So where'd you meet him?"

>>35769891
"Speaking of which, no 'Lord' Frieza?

>>35769891
She's obviously only met Saiyans like Nappa.
>>35769949
>>35769951
Seconding these two... If she's not a Freeza zealot she might actually be useful.

>>35769891
>Keep questioning her. (Write in)
"Kid with the spiky hairdo? Where'd you see this guy then?"
Save this,
>Smack her up, Saiyan pride demands it
For when we have all the information we want.

>>35769891
I'll second this guy>>35769949
no reason to start a fight right here it'd just prove her point that saiyans are dumb.

"Smart guy huh? Where'd you meet him?" You query.

She puffs her cheeks out, inserting another bottle into her mouth and chewing as she thinks. "Ahhh, farkin'...... I was drunk off mi arse half the time I was out there, but it was definitely in the North Galaxy, in the cenner of it somewhere."

"You're sure you don't know?" You push her.

She shrugs, "Dunno mate. Sorry bout that." She swallows her last drink. "So where bouts you from? Can't place your species."

>Write in

>>35770198
Uh... Do.. we know any species that look like Saiyans? I'm tempted to just say Saiyan.

>>35770198
"My people haven't got a planet of their own."

"So what got you up North? Your scanner's too nice to be PTO..."

>>35770198
"We're a tuffle" if she knows they're extinct then we panic

>>35770198
What the hell is Recoome? Just say that.

>>35770285
What the hell is recoome? Also we're not that dumb.

>>35770198
>>35770273
seconded

>>35770198
>>35770273
Seconded

>>35770198
>"I'm a Kabochan. You know from Kabocha"

Those guys actually look a lot like Sayians only without the tails. Sayians wiped the planet out so it's give us good cover to be asking about them.

>>35770317
>>35770273
These go well together.

>>35770198
In that case. These two work

>>35770273
>>35770317

>>35770317
Gaah but that plays into the stereotype of stupid Saiyan. We can't just be mysterious and deflect?

>>35770383
How does it? We're using our galactic knowledge effectively.

"My people don't have a planet of our own." Technically not a lie, not anymore. "So why were you flying around the North Galaxy. Your scouter's too nice to be PTO...."

She grins drunkenly and beckons you in. She whispers in your ear as you draw closer. "I'm a famous space outlaw." She giggles, "The fearsome space pirate Tore!"

You've never actually heard of her, but she was hiding out earlier, sticking out of sight. Perhaps she's telling the truth.

She sways atop her stool, as the music playing through the bar lowers slightly, glasses chink together, over the low mutter of conversation and the clack of balls colliding on the space-pool table resound through the bar. Tore knuckles her eyes. "Phew, big meals always make me sleepy."

>Ditch her, she could be trouble
>Scout her
>Help her back to her ship
>Other

>>35770429
>Scout her
>Help her back to her ship

>>35770429
>Scout her
>Help her back to her ship

>>35770429
>Help her back to her ship
In went the alcohol, out went the secret. works every time.
If she really is a pirate, then she will get along fabulously with us. Could always use more allies

>>35770429
>Help her back to her ship

>>35770429
>>Scout her
>>Help her back to her ship

>>35770429
>Scout her
If she seems strong, we might invite her back to our ship for more "refreshments".

>>35770429
>Scout her
>Help her back to her ship

>>35770429
Well we ought to at least help the poor drunk back to her ship and maybe see if she has anything worth taking.

>>35770429
>Scout her
>Help her back to her ship
Sure, why not.
>inb4 she tries to sell us out

>>35770429
>>Help her back to her ship
;) wink wink

You throw one of her arms over your shoulder and lift her from her stool. "Alright, pirate queen. Where's your ship? You need a lie down."

She slurs and stumbles her way to a comfortable small ship, more spacious then a pod, but can still fit in a cramped space.

With a jab at a button the ramp descends and I drag her inside, dumping her on the single bed.

She squirms herself under the bed sheet, clipping her scout off and rolling it to the floor beside her bed.

You take this chance, scanning the Brechian over, you double take. 14,054? As she's falling asleep?

A cold chill of fear tries to worm it's way through your gut. NO! You're a saiyan, this number is nothing, you could be that strong easily!

You stare down at the powerful Brench woman, already starting to snore loudly in her bed.

>Write in

>>35770628
Gtfo

>>35770628
I say let's have a look around the ship see if there's anything worth note.

>>35770628
AHHHAHAHAHAHAAAArun

>>35770628
Suffer from psychological trauma. Apparently we're pretty weak... a weak Saiyan.. that's fucking hell.

Brood back to ship

>>35770628
Leave a note with her for when she wakes up. Date. Time. Berth number.

The Ginyuus are all that strong or stronger, and we should know that already. And Frieza is stronger than any of the Saiyans he killed. So if we've found someone stronger than us who seems halfway likely to work with us instead of against us, it's a massive boost.

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>>35770628
>14,054
Good thing we didn't try and take her then...

And we can hardly recruit her if she's that much stronger than us. I suppose we will have to settle for friendly acquaintance.

Also, gotta get SWOLE. Boosting our power level needs to be a priority if we can bump into random people in a bar who are that much stronger than us.

>>35770628
>>35770661
>>35770673
I second these...


>>35770681
Yeah It's.. damn.. One minute you're the planet killing war goddess the next.. you're the scrub at the bar.

>>35770673
Double so if we can get her to spar us without killing us.

>>35770661
My god. This must be what risel feels like all the time.

>>35770661
>>35770681
Shes probably an especially strong Brench, like Jeice and Salza, most galactic citizens are around 1000 PL right?

>>35770702
Oh God We've discovered empathy THIS IS AWFUL!

>>35770628
There's Saiyan pride, and then there's the mission. And right now, the mission is to not die and restore the Saiyan race.

>>35770628
Leave a number for a booty call then GTFO for the ship. Maybe she's playing drunk, it'd be weird if she was that much of a lightweight at her power level. North Galaxy is the place to go to find a smart Saiyan apparently. May think on heading that way.

>>35770628
>>35770645 changing my vote to

>>35770661
>>35770673
Gatta get that drive for training on while establishing social links.

>>35770628
get the fuck out of here.

Also, training when?

>>35770773
We're just now figuring out we need training. We'll go through the whole, "BUT I'M A FUCKING SAIYAN THAT MEANS I'M STRONGER THAN EVERYTHING!" state and we.. maybe we can start fiddling with the gravity on our ship? Does it have that feature?

>>35770720
Ok, we need a means to deal with this.

1. Become stronger, will no longer feel empathy.
2. Make risel stronger, then we won't need to empathise with her.
3. Accept and feel empathy

>>35770791
I just think that we may want to tune back the 'gotta seduce everyone I meet' drive and enter the: 'let's fight both our companions at the same time for the next twelve hours' mode.

"S-Strong...." You choke out. This must be what it feels like to be Risel.

You quickly leave a message on her ship's screen, giving her contact information and despondently leave the ship, closing the ramp behind her.

To be this weak.... You need to figure out a way to become stronger... exponentially so.

When you near the ship, you find Teito arm wrestling the octoids, easily besting the purple and yellow foes she faces against, smashing his arm through the table they were competing on.

You breeze past them onto the ship, not even bothering to cuff the magazine out of Risel's hands, usually you'd tell her she should be practicing, but right now you don't have the effort.

You slump listlessly on your bed. "This can't... be. We are the ultimate warriors." You whisper to yourself.

The door knocks softly and Risel opens the door. "Kabu... you okay?" She asks.

>Write in

>>35770819
This. Has the added benefit of making them stronger as well.

>>35770791
Maybe. If it has anti-gravity, there must be a way to overclock it. It's more a question of if the ship's structure can take the extra gravity and not implode, though we can shell out some money for that treatment if we have to.

>>35770809
Deal. We make our team stronger.. so we don't have to feel feelings!

Then take all the feels...

>>35770819
WITH A POWER LEVEL THATS SO LOW HOW CAN WE SEDUCE ANYONE?!!? POWER LEVELS ARE SEXY!

>>35770822
To empathy or not to empathy. That is the question.

>>35770822
>fight me. Now. Until we both drop.

>>35770822
"Weak... I'm.. weak Risel... we're weak.

We must get stronger. We start training. Now... "

We need to find training regimes.. or something.. What's this ships gravity drive look like?

This >>35770865 Is a good start seconding it.

>>35770865
Zenkai couple of times. Should get our power level up real fast. (If we know about it?)

>>35770822
>>35770865
>>35770875
Seconding

>>35770822
Yo I'm with this guy >>35770865

>>35770885
>Zenkai
We have an idea of it... We haven't actually checked it yet.. if we do the whole fight till we both drop thing and notice a gain then we'll have figure it out for sure.

>>35770885
Oh come on, we can't know about it. And this kind of abuse of the saiyan power creep should not be encouraged.

I am with >>35770865 , but not until we drop half dead, but just from exhaustion.

>>35770822
These,
>>35770865
>>35770875

Mocking risel doesn't quite seem as funny any more.

>>35770822

We're not worthy of our tail. We're a disgrace!

Acquire cutting device and threaten tail with removal!

BECOME STRONGER, SELF!

>>35770902
>Oh come on, we can't know about it
IT'S
COMMON
SAIYAN
KNOWLEDGE
YOU FUCKING RETARD

>>35770911
>Mocking risel doesn't quite seem as funny any more.
It's still pretty funny though, let's be honest.

>>35770822
>>35770865
>>35770875
I like these... Maybe even get a bit teary eyed.

>>35770912
Bu-but we need the tail.. it's.. why would we cut it off?

>>35770923
that's really mad.

>>35770928
Yeah it's still funny everyone needs a Raditz.

>>35770902
Umm, its common knowledge among sayan warriors, who have actually half died.
Sayans fight half to death all the time. This is the ability that makes them the best warriors (combined with form change).

>>35770928
...fair

>>35770939
Bad decisions made in the heat of emotion.

Teito and Risel would freak out if they walked in on us doing that

>>35770923
We're doing it now we're gonna fight Risel till neither of us can move.

>>35770939

Does our tail not make us who we are? And if we can not become the strongest, are we worthy of the tail? Threaten ourself and the tail! If we can not become the strongest, then we will mutilate our tail!

Motivation.

>>35770985
We need opponent that is same power/greater power than us, and pretty heavy injuries. The stronger the opponent, the more it does.

>>35771013
We get Tieto in on it as well? It'd suck if we power leveled them and then they left us behind..

>>35770985
>>35771013
we're not doing Zenkai. We're training.

>>35771037
IT'S
COMMON
SAIYAN KNOWLEDGE
YOU FUCKING RETARD

>>35771037
We're beating each other half to death I thought? Isn't that Saiyan training?

"Weak. I- WE are weak Risel. You're going to fight me, until be both drop." She gapes at you. "We need to get strong!" You roar at her.

You leap off the bed, power surging, and dash at her, fist cocked. She raises an arm to block and your fist crashes into her forearm, sliding back into the main cabin.

The Arlians all turn inquisitively to watch, before whipping back around as they see your fury. "Kabu, what's wrong?"

"WEAK!" You step in, launching a volley of punches at her gut. "FIGHT BACK!" She grunts with each hit, as her armour takes the blows.

"Kabu, you need to calm-" You crash a fist into her jaw, dropping her to the floor.

>Get up!
>Pathetic, I'll train with Teito instead.
>Other

>>35771067
>Get up!

>>35771053
It never is in the show.

>>35771067
>"WHERE THE HELL IS TEITO?!"
>"TRAINING IS NOW"

>>35771067
>Get up!
>DO YOU ENJOY BEING WEAK!? WE'RE NOT STRONG ENOUGH!

>>35771067
>>Other
both.

>Get up.
>Teito, come here
>fight Teito, until you are exhausted enough for Risel to be a threat, then switch.

>>35771084
Actually...it kinda is. Training on a Saiyan level is abusing your body until you can't move. Then you get stronk

>>35771067
Fight both at same time.

>>35771037
we don't even know about Zenkai

>>35771067
>>Get up!
>>Teito, get in here!

IT"S TIME TO TRAIN!

>>35771067
Chuckles do we know about Zenkai? So less arguments about it.

>>35771111
huh. I guess that's true. Never thought of it that way.

>>35771067
2v1, both of them against you.

>>35771143
If we did man.. we would have understood the "stronger" after killing Kew thing.

>>35771149
Goku's training involved turning up the gravity until his bones broke. Then he forced himself to move around until it was easy. He got supastronk, but imagine what it'd be like if he had a training partner.

>>35771067
>Get up!
Poor Risel

>>35771131
In the medical/biological sense?
Probably not

In the sense that we know we get stronger after we're pushed pass our survivable limits?
Of course we do. That was openly stated to be why the Saiyans were so strong in the Bardock: The Father of Goku.

>>35771067
We should probably not train in our ship whilst it's in dock...

>>35771186
I think he was just pretending to be retarded

>>35771195
Drunks at the bar are running around at 14k No one is going to care about the WEAK Saiyans on their ship.

>>35771215
I think he might have meant "don't break the ship".
its a good point. even if we don't use energy blasts we can still destroy the ship by punching our sparring partner straight through it.

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>>35771215
Sad, but true.

Fight spills out of ship, we get ignored by everyone.
There is no self esteem left.

>>35771236
So how is being in Orbit in the ship better?

>>35771258
We start crying and fight even harder.

We should Jew the system and ask her to beat us up

>>35771270
>So how is being in Orbit in the ship better?
nobody said anything about orbit
just do it outside the ship. they already have people wrestling outside the ship.

although ideally, we should just put it off and do it on another planet. one that isn't full of camera drones.

we should get a lead, and bug out of this place.

>>35771270
In the space of an hour, we destroy the image of saiyans as a warrior race

>>35771293
we just establish a clear cut in gender roles. Men fight and get angry, women fight and get desperate and angry.

>>35771215
>>35771258
>>35771270
OUR PRIDE IS A LIE!

>>35771290
We're already raging. It's a bit late for that.

We should go to high gravity planet, when we can. More gravity=more power.

>>35771308
See that thought I could see leading to the removal of a tail.

>>35771308
Start a support/therapy group for proud yet actually weak warrior races

>>35771314
Planetary bounty on a planet with high grav? We kill the target to make some dosh then beat the crap out of each other struggling to compensate for the increase?

>>35771335
>Start a support/therapy group for proud yet actually weak warrior races

All sessions start with an ungodly beat down.

>>35771321
...l-let's not do anything drastic now!

>>35771335
We get to be Yamcha's therapist.

"Get up! TEITO! IN, NOW!"

The stronger of the girl scurries up the ramp. "FIGHT ME! BOTH OF YOU!"

Teito stares at Risel confusedly, as the other girl picks herself up.

Teito nods at you. "Alright, but we should probably do this outside, so we don't break... everything we own."

You pant, and slowly walk out without acknowledging she said it. Walking into the centre of the hub, a space is cleared as the girls follow you.

"GO!" You slide forward, sweeping Teito's legs from under her, as Risel throws a half hearted punch at your face. It glances off your chin innefectually, and you respond by kneeing her in the gut.

Teito leaps into the air, somersaulting over your head and landing a quick succession of blows to your skull.

"That's more like it!" You growl, driving the point of your boot into her thigh cruelly. She gasps in pain, slipping backwards and holding the leg.

Risel has regained her feet. "I don't want to fight you Kabu..." She worries, "I don't think your in a good mindset."

>Attack
>Leave then! Teito follows orders.
>Other

>>35771340
Higt gravity planets have hardcore inhabitants. And we are so weak we could get killed by dozen of Saibamen.

>>35771389
>Attack
"YOU WONT BE WEAK ANYMORE!"

>>35771389
Attack Teito, and tell Risel that you gave her an order.

>>35771389
We must train. local drunks have higher power levels than us. We have been too lazy, and gone soft. This changes now!

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>>35771389
>Attack
I've been waiting for this!

>>35771424
i think Tore is ane exception, being a feared space pirate and all, probably like Turles

>>35771389
>This is training. I am not going to kill us. It will make us strong

>>35771389
>Other
"If you're not going to fight me seriously, it's not worth doing."

"Starting tomorrow we train. We get stronger, or we'll die like the rest."

>Morning coffee
Oh neat what's going on with space monkeys
>Power level life crisis
HAH! Good.

>>35771389
Attack!

>>35771448
>us
you.

someone has a crush on us since the sexy times?

>>35771445
We go to bar. See person stronger than us. This is no place to make excuses for our weakness!

>>35771445
Oh I agree, but I hardly see Kabuya being in a rational state of mind right now.

>>35771389

These two
>>35771448
>>35771454
There's no point if she doesn't fight us seriously.
Damn you Risel, level grind with us!

>>35771469
She's probably always had a crush on Kabu. It's why she put up with the taunting.

>>35771389
>Other
I appreciate your concern, really. But this is just sparring for us to get stronger. ok?

Hah Awful thought.

>power levels flaring all over.
>Spacestrayan wakes up pissed
>Puts Kabu down hard.

>>35771491
you can train hard.
also, there is even less of a point if she is holding back because she is getting emotional and is distraught over us "attacking her".
some reassurance could help her get her head back in the game.

>>35771389
>Attack
MUST BE STRONGER!

>>35771522
Does she cut off Kabu's head and complain that government workers are too goddamn lazy to do it?

>>35771389
>Stare her down.

"Fourteen thousand. Fourteen THOUSAND, Risel! Our power amounts to so much DIRT when compared to some random, lowly PIRATE WHO CAN'T HOLD HER LIQUOR! Our Saiyan pride, our mission to avenge and revive our race - it all comes out to NOTHING if we can't fix this! OUR ENEMIES ARE LAUGHING AND US, AND YOU WANT ME TO WORRY ABOUT MY MINDSET?! Tell me, Risel: do you expect me to let this stand, or are we going to act like Saiyans and become STRONGER?!

>>35771559
Nah.. uses a shovel though. Seeing Kabu get knocked the fuck out might wake Risel up though.

>>35771572
>Yelling about saiyans
>In public on a PTO controlled planet
WHAT COULD GO WRONG

>>35771572
>Yelling about Saiyan pride in the middle of a port.

Kabu's lost control of her life.

>>35771600
...fair enough.

>All these attacks

Sorry Risel Kabuya has left the building. Please hold for impotent rage.

>>35771608
Mid life crisis? Sure we didn't actually age those 18 years... but the time still passed.

>>35771608
That awkward moment when your subordinates are struggling to wrestle you down and muffle your suicidal ramblings.

>>35771389
>Attack
I'm sorry, Kabuya is currently unavailable, please leave your message after the tone

"I'm not going to kill you! This is just important training." You growl, launching at her, a punch to her gut knocking her down.

Risel, frowns, before sighing. "Fine." Her power flares around her visibly. She grunts, launching upright from the floor into a fierce uppercut.

It collides with your jaw, and you go sailing upwards, colliding with the roof before you can regain your balance in the air. "That's more like it!" You growl, kicking back off the roof and slamming downwards and Teito.

She leaps out of the way, kicking off a pillar and landing a blow to your back. You slow yourself by dragging your hands along the floor. "GOOD WORK GIRLS." You cheer, dropping your legs so you can stand again. "Now I'm feeling it." You wave them on, rushing forwards, you crash a fist into Teito's face, while kicking Risel in her arm, stopping the punch she was about to throw.

The girls whistle through the air, as they crash backwards, colliding with and denting a ship severely.

They extract themselves and are about to charge again, when you're interrupted.

"Hey, crazy. What do you think you're doing?" Calls a voice. You whip around, PTO guards standing between you and your ship.

The scouter registers them, Power levels in the low 200s, you grin, locals of Planet Shirt, before Frieza took over.

>Write in

>>35771645
"Just...having some fun. Want to join in?" Growl

>>35771645
>ignore em

>>35771645
Aaaww I was hoping to see mid life crisis and psycho rage.

>ATTACK THE GIRLS AGAIN HE IS TOO WEAK TO NOTICE!

>>35771672
>Aaaww I was hoping to see mid life crisis and psycho rage.
Same here. Ah well.

>>35771645
>"We're training. Are you joining in?"

>>35771665
seconding asking him if he wants to join in, we're just having some fun.
>>35771645

>>35771645
>attack

>>35771690
Attacks had it.. but apparently chuckles is a softy.

>>35771645
"Peer bonding."

>>35771672
>>35771690
>>35771705
he weirdly has gone with my suggestions every time up until now, even when they didn't have majority. Not complaining though.

>>35771645
>>35771671
Seconded. We didnt get our rage out so this is as close as we get.

>>35771645

"DISPUTE OVER WHO PAYS FOR THE NEXT TAB"

>>35771729
Eh I'm a little upset.

>>35771645
>>35771671
>>35771672
These

>>35771672
>>35771690
>>35771705
Perhaps a psycho rage, mid life crisis omake?
What could have been and the resulting train wreck.

>>35771772
No Omake.. would rather just continue.

>>35771772
I just didn't like the ONE SECOND FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW NOW NOW NOW. Suddenly cool and collect, "This is just training! Let's do our best Kay!" RAOR I AM MAD STILL KINDA GRR.

>>35771772
well, you could write it yourself?

pastebin it here

>>35771645
In case he tries to do something, disarm+steal pants. No killing, bad for business.
Also he will not tell on us for taking pants off.

>>35771810
Cannot into writing, otherwise I would.

>>35771772
lets not get our panties in a twist.

>>35771645
you never seen women spar before?
what kind of ridiculous planet IS this?

>>35771822
That's.. stupid. We've never shown any hesitation towards killing for the sake of life of business before. We're murders hands down. However we're not murdering him due to the fact that it will bring down heavier hostiles.

>>35771822
That's true
>"Lord Frieza it was three Saiyan women! They beat me up and stole my pants!"
Even if he did say something nobody would believe him.

>>35771822
stealing pants is fine, not killing I dont agree with.

>>35771838
Frieza planet 419. There's a reason no one ever goes to frieza planet 419.

>>35771809
>NOW NOW NOW
being impatient =! berserking. We were sensible enough to take it outside
>Suddenly cool and collected
We growled a "I am not gonna kill you, just training"

>>35771859
Umm taking away someones pants, and laughing at them is actually worse than killing.
Also more fun. This guy is not worthy of being killed.

>>35771882
YES ITS SO LAWL RANDUM! TAHNKS FUR SUGGESTION!S LOL!

>>35771645
>>35771671
This.

>>35771882
That's not how a saiyan thinks at all. It's not about doing him the worst harm (which taking away his pants isnt) its about killing worthless worms whenever we feel like it

>>35771886
word you are looking for is "lolrandumb"

>Ignore/attack/etc
welp. this will end well (and by that i mean the local enforcers come for us when we start killing underlings)

>>35771729
it's my first suggestion again, watch it be ignore.

>tfw Chuckles has a crush on you

>>35771922
Ignoring the underlings is not killing or paying attention to them.

>>35771907
He's mentally ill... or 15. XD STEAL PANTS XP I AM MIGHTY SAIYAN!

You turn your back on the guards. "Not worth the time." You kick off, flying head first at Teito as she extracts herself, headbutting her in the torso.

She takes the hit, grabbing your head, she drags you with her as she sails off, spinning in the air so that you slam into the wall first.

You grunt, kicking her off you and peel yourself off the wall, winding a kick back as you charge at Risel, who actually knocks the leg aside with deftness that surprises you, before grabbing you by the waist, and using her flight, suplexes you into the floor face first.

Your scouter skitters loose, as you flip back to your feet, only to take a kick to the spine. "Good girls, now you're getting into it."

You dash behind Risel, grabbing her by the neck and using her face to block the punch Teito throws at you, dropping the weaker girl and booting Teito in the ribs.

They shake their heads, as the guards call for backup, focusing on you, when you hear your scouter beeping insistently from the floor.

You look over at it, running to pick it up, you clip it on, adjusting it to your eye properly.

You freeze in terror. An astronomical Power Level is heading to the planet, the targeting system points into orbit, but the distance decreases, as the Power Level counter climbs ever higher, reaching into the hundreds of thousands without slowing.

>What do

Hey! Planet Shikk has a child emperor, /ss/ when?

>>35771938
GET
THE FUCK
OFF THIS PLANET

>>35771938
Flee the area

>>35771938
RUN

FUCKING RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

>>35771938
>>35771955
Seconded.

>>35771938
Take guards pants, and leave the planet.

>>35771938
NOPE NOPE NOPE
GOTTA LEAVE NOW

>>35771938
Get off world now.

>>35771978
A fire. Find one. Die in it. Or at the very least, remove yourself from the genepool with it.

You must never breed.

>>35771938
If the power level is that astronomical why would they even bother to notice us? No need to run away just stop the fighting try talk the guards down and blend into the crowd. Let's get a handle on the situation before we assume we're what that power level is coming for.

>>35772000
>If the power level is that astronomical why would they even bother to notice us?
Because Saiyan.
Because IT'S FRIEZA/COLD/COOLER

>>35772010
Unless their scouters have the app that detects Saiyans I think we'll be okay.

>>35771938
Lay low, get to the ship.

>>35771938
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7uGJrochaI

RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
RUN AWAY RUNAWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY

ok votes are a tad unclear

>Flee the planet

>Flee the area, hide your power

>>35772010
Why would Cooler want to kill us? If anything he might hire us just to spite Freiza.

>>35772059
>>Flee the planet

>>35772059
>>Flee the area, hide your power

>>35772059
>Flee the planet

>>35772059
Hide power lay low, just running away with the guards seeing us would probably be bad.

>>35772059
>area, hide power
Still hoping the Pirate ends up coming along with us.

>>35772059
>Flee the planet

>>35772059
>>Flee the planet

>>35772080
She's got our number. We've probably got hers.

>>35772059
>>Flee the area, hide your power

And what happens when it's Freiza with Nappa and Vegeta in tow?

>>35771938
>Flee the planet

>>35772131
why would they care if we hid our powers?

>>35772115
Yeah, hers is 14,054, ours is 6,879

>>35772139
The "Flee the area, hide your power", is a vote stupid.

>>35772139
you learn that shit on earth you fool!

>>35772168
oooh nvm then im just a retard. Sorry.

>>35772200
Apparently everyone can do that in this quest

>>35772059
>Flee the planet
>Get chewed out by subordinates as to why we suddenly lost it

>>35772219
>>35772200
well we couldnt dim it quite to gokus level, got it down to about 600 resting, which will probably be higher with our higher PL now

>>35772219
Yeah that was what I picked up on atleast, first time in this thread. I might be wrong though.

>>35772059
>Flee the area, hide your power

>>35771936
>Ignoring the underlings is not killing or paying attention to them.
i know. i explicitly said ignoring OR killing them.
oh look >>35771938
I TOLD YOU SO!

>>35772059
>Flee the planet

>>35772318
shut up Krillin

"Girls. Get on the ship. Now." You hiss. They both stare upwards as well, legs locking in place as blood flows from their scrapes and cuts. "NOW!"

They both jerk, looking down and sprint aboard the ship.

A guard tries to get in your way, but you knock him aside with a flick of the wrist.

"Ship. In the air. Now." You command the closest Arlian, short for words.

The ship undocks, manoeuvring for the exit slowly. You drum your fingers on a bench, "Too slow." You fly out the ramp, getting behind the ship and forcibly manoeuvring yourself.

You shove it into the outside air, climbing back inside and ordering full speed.

The pilots blast upwards, and the gravity kicks in, keeping you pinned to the floor as it angles upwards.

On a view screen a camera zooms in on the source of the huge power. A short purple man, with a spiky mohawk is blasting through the atmosphere.

You sigh as he doesn't angle off to chase your ship for now, and the spacecraft ascends to high orbit.

Everyone, including the Arlians, breathes a sigh of relief.

>Write in

>>35772355
.....Cui?

>>35772246
we can go to resting level. getting down to an eighth of our fighting strength is reasonable.

>>35772368

I wasn't aware a literal squidface would have a mohawk.

>>35772355
>Further proof that we are weak and need to get stronger

>>35772368
supreme kai i think, is he a kai yet or just a shin jin atm

>>35772355
>>35772402
Exactly! Slam hand down on random surface! TOO WEAK!

Find a bounty and or a high grav planet. We need to get stronger..

>>35772402
thats it! we find a world with no one on it and spar!

>>35772355
These
>>35772427
>>35772432

>>35772355
get into FTL ASAP
we can make course corrections later, but i don't want to be anywhere where he can blast us

set course for that place where we heard the rumor of saiyans. center of north galaxy

>>35772355
>>35772402
>>35772427
Seconding maybe wipe out a race?

>>35772432
>No one on it

Bullshit. We need a place we can destroy people.

>>35772355
>Set course for the North Galaxy.
Let's get out of here before the planet explodes.

>>35772452
find a planet with max power at like 1k, spar on it.

>>35772355
Send a warning to the Space Ozzy.

Then

>>35772402
>>35772427

>>35772355
>A short purple man, with a spiky mohawk
W-was that the Supreme Kai?

Fuck.

>>35772355

>>35772493
yeah This seems good. Warn Ozzy GODDAMNIT TO WEAK!

>>35772355
These, and then go and be angry in cabin.
>>35772402
>>35772427
>>35772432

>>35772355

These>>35772452
>>35772457

>>35772512
THIS!

>>35772355
>>35772512
Yep. I liked not Jace.

>>35772508
>Have crisis when she meets some wone with a 1,400 Power level
>1 billion level monster zips right through the atmosphere

Today is not Kabu's day.

>>35772585
Well, at least we won't have Vegeta's Napoleon complex to complete our feelings of inadequacy.

Right?

You know, I'm really surprised Tore didn't know about Turles and his crusher Corps.

They're both space pirates after all.

You point at a Arlian, "Find me a bounty on a high gravity planet. And I want the locals to be relatively weak."

The bug man squeaks and starts searching through his computer, as the ship evacuates orbit, fleeing the planet.

You punch an Arlian over the head. "Fine me the ship belong to a Brench woman." The bug quivers and searches through the docks registry.

After a few minutes of you standing over him menacingly, he finds her ship, dialling a video call to her.

The red woman picks it up, her armour removed now to reveal the typical skintight suit of spacefarers underneath. "Wozzat?" She grumbles.

"Get off that planet now. Something huge is coming down there, that could destroy the planet with a flick of his wrist." You check your scouter again, the number still climbs higher, trying to figure out the target's max level. "My scouter says its in the ten millions and counting."

The Brench sputters at that, quickly hurrying about her ship, slapping buttons. "Cheers for the heads up, love." She tells you, as you hear her engines whirr to life.

The background of her pod lightens, as you can tell she's left the hangar, flying upwards. "Right, we're going to go train on some planet."

>Want to tag along
>See you round
>Good bye

>>35772672
>>See you round

>>35772672
Conflicted... she's stronger than we are.. but.. Do we want her to see how weak we are?

>>35772672
>See you round
We're going to be in charge, we can meet her later and right now she's too tough to boss about

>>35772672
Fuck it.. she's strong she might be able to make us stronger.

>Want to tag along

>>35772672
>See you round
>>35772685
Not yet at least. We can do this by ourselves.

And if we can't then get her help.

>>35772672
>Want to tag along?
She's stronger than we are. I want to know how and why.

>>35772672
>See you round
Time to go train, and besides she prob would not appreciate babysitting us.

>>35772672
>See you next time space pirate

>>35772672
>See you round

>>35772672
>See you round

>>35772672
>See you round

>>35772672
>See you round

Let's get at least half her power level before we invite her to training. The difference in our levels is just embarrassing.

>>35772672
>See you round

>>35772703
>>35772707
Points taken.

>>35772728
We basically are, from what we've seen. 6k and change to 14k and change.

>>35772705
Because her home planet has stupidly high gravity.

>>35772728
I mean, she's probably seen our power level.
She does have a scouter

>>35772672
Ask her for training tips? She is a worthy opponent, so a good sparing partner?

Altho she might just loot our ship, or something.

Do we have anything worth stealing? If not, invite her. If yes nope.

>>35772750
6k was our max in/right after battle
14k was her going to sleep

She sounds to be the same race as Jayce in the Ginyu force. He had a PL of 42k. Even if he's probably stronger than she is, that's 7x ours.

>>35772803
>More reasons to cry ourselves to sleep

She probably think's we're cute or something

>>35772828
>Cry ourselves to sleep

Please we're going to be shadow boxing until we pass out.

>>35772785
Maybe we should hang out there for awhile.

>>35772860
Well, it's the Saiyan equivalent.

WE MUST GET STRONGER!
WE MUST PROVE OURSELVES WORTHY IN THE EYES OF OUR SAIYAN HUSBANDO!

"Well, see you round sometime." You tell her. The red woman waves goodbye and cuts the call.

You're not going to let her see your weakness, not yet.

"I-I found one ma'an. A bounty on planet Meat." the bug you'd ordered around stammers.

"Good. Set course." You leave everyone in the main cabin, heading to the armoured room King Moai had hidden in.

You dial the knob by the door as far as it will go and step inside.

The immense force almost pushes you off your feet immediately. You bend at the knees, the gravity having been increased 100 times over.

"You can do this." You growl at yourself, as the desk in the room crumples apart to splinters, slamming into the floor.

>Roll 1d400+69 to train
>Train with the girls instead
>Other

Rolled 33 + 69 (1d400 + 69)

>>35772925
>>Roll 1d400+69 to train
>69
AWW YEAH

Rolled 379 + 69 (1d400 + 69)

>>35772925
>>Roll 1d400+69 to train

Rolled 251 + 69 (1d400 + 69)

>>35772925
>Roll 1d400+69 to train

Rolled 157 + 69 (1d400 + 69)

>>35772925
Time to get swole

>>35772925
Considering these absurdly stupid dice rules, I'll go with
>Train with the girls instead
Since 1d400 is fucking balls, especially with averaging.

Rolled 271 + 69 (1d400 + 69)

>>35772925
Well, this should be fun.

I wonder what the other two are doing.

>>35772925
>Roll 1d400+69 to train

>>35772942
Oh, hey Risel.

>>35772925
>Train with the girls instead

Rolled 397 + 69 (1d400 + 69)

>>35772925
>Roll 1d400+69 to train
I hope I did that right

>>35772925
>>Train with the girls instead

Beat the crap out of each other daily until you can barely stand.

Get up and do it again.

>>35773022
You sure did buddy

Rolled 272 (1d400)

>>35772925
>>Roll 1d400+69 to train

>>35772942
>>35772944
>>35772952
>>35772954
>>35772967
>>35773022
And that's a solid 248+69. How mediocre.

You fell your bones tensing and popping, dragging downwards, but you power through it, you force yourself to shadow box the air, jogging around the room, and even managing a few pushups.

You repeat the process, forcing yourself to keep going and going, you practice in the gravity for who knows how long, until you phsyically collapse on the floor, despite your improved strength from the ordeal, your body had given out from deprivation.

The door opens with a gasp, and Teito quickly shuts the gravity down to half it's normal weight, you feel unbeleivably light, like walking on air, as Teito picks you up and carries you back out.

Teito places you in your bed, and Risel rushes in, pouring water into your mouth gently as a bowl of soup steams in her lap. You cough and sputter, as you force yourself to your elbows painfully.

"If we'd known you had it that high, we would have stopped you. Teito says, as Risel lifts the spoon.

Risel nods, "We've been practice fighting though, like you said, for the last 4 days."

You were in there 4 days? Explains the gnawing hunger in your gut, as Risel raises the spoon to your face, blowing on it.

>Slap it away, MORE TRAINING
>Let them pamper you for a bit
>You can feed yourself!

>>35773113
>Let them pamper you for a bit

>>35773113
>let them pamper you for a bit
>check powerlevel

>>35773113
>>Let them pamper you for a bit
We already broke everything. Now we need to heal it back.

>>35773113
>You can feed yourself!
This is nothing! A true Saiyan can go even beyond her limits! We can handle eating, ourselves.