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I am Daniel Speltin, top tier waste of potential and mid tier student, all round unimportant person about town.

I'm stare up at MT, the cat thing stares down at me from his perch.

"And how are you feeling tonight?" He asks.

"Just once I'd like to enjoy a shower in peace." I murmur to myself.

"I take it you're enjoying yourself." His voice echoes through my head, sounding genuinely amused. "I see you've gotten to know Rosa in a... biblical way."

I look back down. If I ignore him, he might go away. I grab a bottle of shampoo, staring straight ahead, as I angrily lather my hair in the cold water.

"And.... your sister? Goodness, how... taboo." He leaps off the showerhead, crossing the stall, landing behind me, outside of the shower stream. "What an odd human you are."

How does he know about that already?

>Write in
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>>35746998
Well voyeurism is an odd feature in a cat.
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I feel personally offended that the MC is clearly no longer truly a background character, but is now a supporting lead.
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>>35746998
Hey I haven't done my sister. We did my girlfriend together, but just like it isn't gay if balls aren't touching, it isn't incest if skin isn't touching.
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>>35747026
Youcouldhavestoppedthis.jpg

I'm enjoying the quest.
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>>35747026
I believe it's called character progression

we arent blatantly heroic or villainous, nor do we try to attract attention like most pricks in town
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>>35746998
"Oh look at that, a cat that's too curious for its own good. You never hear about anything like that."
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>>35746998
What an odd cat you are. Voyeurism and all that.
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"And what an odd cat you are. Voyeurism and all." I mutter through my teeth

Another ringing laugh. "I assure you, I receive no gratification in watching humans go about their business." I turn and look at him. "I make no personal judgements against you, among my people brother and sister are free to wed and bed as we see fit, as with any other."

I ignore the implication of his statement.

I flick my cleaned hair out of my eyes, staring the pristinely dry cat down.

>"Something you want?"
>"Get out"
>Grab him
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>>35747035
i'm pretty sure incest is pretty villainous.
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>>35747115

>"Something you want?"
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>>35747115
>>"Something you want?"
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>>35747115
>"Something you want?"
"I heard you got a new party of girls following you around. Don't need my friends anymore. Also I have to warn you that I made a promise to let Rosa and Claire have a nice talk with you if I ever saw you again"
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>>35747115
>"I make no personal judgements against you, among my people brother and sister are free to wed and bed as we see fit, as with any other."
Heh

>"Something you want?"
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>>35747115
>"Something you want?"
>>35747119
Do you really belong here?
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>>35747115
>Why did you just toss Rosa aside like that? For the longest time she thought of you as her only friend. I even apologized for suspecting you for her sake. What you did... it hurt her. The fuck's your game?
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"Something you want?" I demand.

His smirk widens slightly across his static face.

"Just thought I'd drop in to say goodbye. For now. You won't be seeing me for a while. Perhaps ever. Whether the reverse is true remains to be seen, but I'm sure you understand."

He starts walking side ways along the stall, strolling vertically up the wall, his eyes locked on me.

"So I'd like to thank you for being amusing. You and your friends. Would you give Rosa my regards?" He asks, sounding remarkably polite about the whole matter, as he draws to eye level with me.

>Write in
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>>35747223
>"You just gonna toss Rosa aside like that? Not that I'm particularly torn up, but she might be."
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>>35747223
"Mind answering a couple questions. If we are saying goodbye for a while you could at least cut the cryptic crap. Also talk to Rosa yourself. Make 'up some bullshit about how she doesn't need you anymore or some crap. She's a bit upset.
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>>35747246
Really? You want them interacting? He's Kuuybi... he takes emotionally distraught girls and makes contracts with them.. and you want him to talk to Rosa?
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>>35747279
She already made the contract. Whats she gonna do? Make another one?
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>>35747223
>Sure, but can you stop being cryptic since we won't see each other for a while?
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>>35747223
MT! DON'T GO! I NEED YOU, MY LORD!
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>>35747223
Why use young girls to fight monsters all around town? That's just odd.

>>35747285
I'd wager our magic in some capacity is fucking with his/and or his grip on her.

Telling him how to act humane and genuinely friendly while nice in the short term for Rosa may continue to endear her to him. If and when he comes back she thinks he's still a "good" cat and is more receptive to him.
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Guys.

M is Madoka
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>>35747223
> grab him
> go eye level stare
And whisper...
a cat is fine, too
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"Why'd you toss Rosa aside? She thought you were her friend for so long, then you just ditch her without even telling her." I ask him.

He gives the closest thing a cat can to a shrug. "What can I say? She didn't know how to handle a bow?" He gives a slight pause, "Sorry, magica humour, any ways, I left her because she became... a less viable option."

I shake my head. "No, you're going to cut the cryptic bullshit if you're fucking off. Explain your bullshit!" I tell him.

The cat smiles. "Oh? And why should I? What obligation do I owe you?" His tail flicks back and forth as he lays down on the wet tile of the wall.

>What do
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>>35747379
Do this: >>35747321
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>>35747379
"Well I could take your job. Corner the buisness in love powered magical girls. I won't because I'm a lazy twat but if there's one thing I learend through my years of being a sardonic cunt its this. No amount of danger and work is to much to ruin someones day."
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>>35747321
He said it himself, he's leaving. We won't be getting another opportunity, so this.
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>>35747321
>"You got me there. But you could at least say goodbye in person."
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>>35747379
"At least make up something so she isn't entirely emotionally unstable."
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>>35747379
>Good bye.. "cat"
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Wait guys. What if M was Mom
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>>35747379
>"Not me. You owe Rosa for convincing her to dive into the line of fire."
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>>35747438
>>35747453
Instead of learning to cope without you! You should let her know everything was fine and that you're not abandoning her because your a prick! Even though that's exactly what you're doing!!
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>>35747477
Anon i guess your right. But I guess we should come clean. Your dad hasn't been out getting cigarettes for the past 7 years.
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>>35747492
24 Years actually.
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>>35747379
If Rosa's any indication, you're going around recruiting emotionally vulnerable girls and throwing them into the line of fire! And what happens when you decide these girls aren't 'viable' anymore? You gonna ditch them too? Rosa was hurt today trying to keep fighting without you! What you're doing is fucked up in the extreme, do you really think you'll get away with doing this shit forever without answering for it?
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>>35747379
>"Not to me. Your obligation to Rosa was that you'd help her if she put herself in harm's way for others. If you won't honor your obligation to her, won't even leave your agreement with something resembling professional pride, then tell me what I need to know so that I can help her."
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"At the very least, you could make something up for her. She seemed really devastated when she saw you with your new troop." I point out, teeth starting to chatter from the shower. I crank the heat slightly, not looking away from him.

"And why would I do that? All I did was find a sad little girl and offer her something bigger than herself. A chance to make friends. She's the one that threw herself into the deal, of her own choice."

"You emotionally manipulated her." I growl.

"Watch your tone, I've remained civil up until now. I don't have to." He responds curtly.

"Just apologise and say goodbye to her face."

He shakes his head. "No... I don't think I will, she's no longer worth the investment of time. The only reason I'm still here is your insistance amuses me."

I ball my fists, shaking with anger. "You..."

He stands up on the wall now, "Oooh, this shows potential... what now?"

>What do
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>>35747553
>ASK YO TO LEAVE POLITELY!

Don't start a fight with the cat... either we become BBEG or we get a BBEG.
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>>35747553
"...Are no longer worth an investment of my time"
Then leave the shttp://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_Vuu0D2ne6xKP_PgxydBvT1orgcMwFeBXkP9rrv4lUhKuKbUkGc1nDLKENs4kxWYXP8rjEwMbqybIzCLe5bcdBjYblUt7zC8HTZpzv5PnTdfoXlPUZ110uPewE4x50cOM3LoPBrWftZbVXXV5r92SsQHwPkpb3hXSr2HQLZiUUjr_BHVzElJ6jWsEFBcWwCah8_Wc2QXEZSShPvIWxUvc0pJL7-Us8ns5sIkgtZ0nQGr09TOvCYQ&th=,8bDmiFLVxQrCi7Y81oug29Vs5fAAAAAxoAAAAJLYAatsLTpekS32d9mkGvPiGtpQBIExuGbKs4kaS_OwiH87SjDWWhtAaKUkS9y6bQNPxgVIfa0PJA1KJJ_IlhDoObkNqcIiXMoeimwwRJwExtLtxiA7b3zdEwdBrQuCHB-dIPYicgzlhXBOy30KS7XJiyvPBUCW3uflLh4-y6BZe08gOBeTjZ9ylF-S98miZUgkqedPSlEpcL85s2_gjjdNOtT5_HHYCI0R04TBU4c29PQVElKEm0pmMkTaVVwEdtJT2tq7zhDJnIEhG2kbeUkm9tfe_ClPP0YAbXoFriVFDzDpp58gSNyRzmwyub7PRSo85sowE8SkaLjnY_M1YavKzflwaxpSDlUDNcwZm_OdxkzGq0Y6Y-workwISF3BPrl0-eUNyc3JMtgeaOea1k5BCqaeDZtYtI1ZeSlRgPStA7uljTsgI2dnJxYgaXxZclXvHsGFu-J55c-wYjw-ytmdO9-wheaqzZFXmkAT3hQMD0U2sBQbxWwB6OfL6-zqsi5JWGjv_YkBnL3YhhQeo9a58BpDGhhSfzkySqaM1m7E7dUeoof7MjoZBiOASThuhower
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>>35747581
What the hell its supposed to say
>Leave the shower
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>>35747553
YOU MEPHISTOPHILIC MOTHRRFUCKER!!!
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>>35747553
This: >>35747321
Scare the shit out of this asshole.
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>>35747581
uhhhh, you ok anon?
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>>35747553
>"You have no sense of professional pride. You entered into an arrangement with the girl, and now you're leaving it without a word. Whatever you might think of me, honor dictates you do something to keep Rosa convinced she hasn't sacrificed all those years and all her pain for nothing. Or I will shut you down."
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>>35747321
you've been watching me, you know I have a thing for cat ears right?
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>>35747553
>"I guess we have nothing left to discuss then. Goodbye."

Can't we remain calm with him it's not like he's been yelling at us the whole time
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>>35747553
"You are no longer worth an investment in time"
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>>35747553
>>35747574
Seconding this...

You sperg lords and your I WILL END YOU CAT! are out of your damn minds.
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>>35747574
>>35747611
Mix these two
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I grit my teeth, counting my words, trying to stay calm. "I would appreciate it, if you left. I find that you are no longer worth an investment of my time."

MT laughs and stands. "How clever of you."

"You have no pride, you know that? Leaving her like this."

The cat's snickers resound around my head. "Pride. I find my lack of it comforting. It keeps me sensible and efficient."

A knock rings on the shower stall. "Oh speak of the devil." His voice whispers as I turn to face the door. I whip my head back and MT's gone.

I position myself half decently behind the shower door, opening it and peering out through the crack. "Daniel, don't you think you've been in there long enough?" Mum asks, hands on her hips.

"I- Sorry, I'll get out now." I am clean after all. I crank the water off, as Mum leaves and redress.

>What do
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>>35747690
Piss on cat.
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>>35747690
Tutor claire after lewds with sis.
Meanwhile, lets atudy with rosa and mia.
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>>35747690
Call back
"I WASN'T MASTURBATING"
Then check on the Rosa and Mia
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>>35747690
>Check on everyone, Rosa and Mia first

We should find out if Rosa gained any powers from lewding with our Sister.
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>>35747764
Claire, not rosa...though that's still something we should check
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"I wasn't jerking off." I call after her, re-soundly ignored.

I shrug and wander back to my room. Mia's zonked out on the couch, and Rosa's still playing Melee. Claire's still doing who know's what.

I look at my notes from school, half heartedly thinking about studying, I pick the book up.

Rosa looks over, "Nerrrrd." She comments, before going back to failing at using Mewtwo in any way well.

>Study damn it!
>Sleepy cuddle times
>Play vidya
>Other
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>>35747859
>>Play vidya
Show her up with our sick Samus skillz
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>>35747859
Study.
Gotta keep an avarage score!
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>>35747859
>cuddly vidya
Have Rosa sit in our lap as we play. If she starts winning cheat by teasing her
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>>35747859
>Study damn it!
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>>35747859
>Go check on Claire feeding Erica our leftover semen off her body.
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>>35747885
If we averagely study every night we will eventually become above average. What we have to do is play video games between studying.
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>>35747859
>Play vidya
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>>35747897
This
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>>35747859
>Study dammit!

We need to get smrt
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>>35747859
>Sleepy cuddly vidya times
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>>35747859
>Play vidya
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>>35747859
>Study damn it!
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>>35747897
Let's teach her how to play Mewtwo
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>>35747859
>Play vidya
Why do people want to neglect Rosa right after saying we wouldn't?
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>>35747859
show her that m2 is confirmed for smash 4 :V
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>>35747859
>>Play vidya
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>>35747980
Pretty sure it's just one guy samefagging.
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>>35747859
>Play vidya
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>>35747992
What about Ridely?
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>>35748034
Mewtwo actually was confirmed as dlc in the recent nintendo direct.
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>>35748034
Nope, confirmed as stage decoration
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>>35748052
But what about Ridley?
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>>35748070
Sakurai got confirmed for hating metroid just like the rest of nintendo.
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I grab the spare controller for the gamecube and sit beside Rosa, patting my lap, which she obligingly sits in.

"Oh you wanna go a round?" She asks. "Alright, I'll switch to my main."

That's worrying.

Her main is Fox. That can't be good. "Final D, no items?" She asks. I have made a huge mistake.

A three stock match, and I'm down two stocks, my apparently not so sick Bowser skills being trounced along the platform with ease. I forgot I was only good with Brawl Bowser.

Well, time to cheat.

I activate my guard and sneak my hand into her shorts, slipping a finger inside her quickly. She squeaks and groans, but continues wailing on me.

'Second mast, required Captain!' The tiny crewmen on that ship in my mind scream.

I slip a second finger inside her, wiggling into her and finally break her conversation. I drop my controller on her leg and somehow pull off a smash attack as she moans, grinding against my hand.

Oh, I got a stock.

>What do
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>conversation

*concentration*
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>>35748109
Pokeballs, Pikachu Only, Pokefloats
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>>35748109
>go back to playing like nothing happened
>cheat again if she starts winning
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>>35748109
>three stock match
4 stocks is standard for comp melee
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>>35748109
>stock
This is strayan lingo for a boner isn't it.
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>>35748157
It's Smash Bros.
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>>35748157
no thats bongland and 'stalk' your thinking of
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>>35748109
>Grab controller, keep playing.
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>>35748109
>I forgot I was only good with Brawl Bowser.
I think we should just commit seppuku
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>>35748109
Best game. Wiggle her shorts down, see who can last the longest. Loser is whoever either cums first or whoever loses their game.
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>>35748109
Pple her asshole.
Might distract her. Also, rosa looks like she likes in the butt.
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>>35748176
>bongland
Wait a second, I've never heard "Stock" being used for boner in England.
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>>35748197
>sudoku*
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>>35748176
I've literally never said stalk in my life, you bloody bogan.
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>>35748210
yes
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>>35748210
>Poke
I'm on mobile.
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>>35748216
Nah I'm talking about ritual suicide not number games.
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>>35748217
>>35748212
really? my bongland friend uses it all the time, weird
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>>35748109
Taste fingers. go back to cheating more.
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>>35748234
Usually we use "Boner"
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>>35748206
This.

Best idea.
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>>35748206
this with the force of a thousand suns
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>>35748243
cum on mia's face. For science.
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>>35748206
now that's my fetish
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>>35748206
I'mma give this a yes
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"New idea. Double the risk!" I tell her, wiggling both our shorts and underwear down.

"What?" She asks, grinning as my cock presses into the soft flesh of her butt.

I shift her upwards and bring her back down, easing her onto my shaft. "Loser is whoever cums first or whoever loses the match."

"Your on bitch." She smiles, smacking the unpause button. She starts bouncing up and down, filling the room with the soft sound of slapping flesh, layered in between the game music and soft snoring.

I bite my lip and try and focus on the game. I think I've got the time on her, having already fucked Claire twice today.

I thrust inside her in response every few seconds, disjointedly as I focus on trying to stop her onslaught.

She pulls out her own tricks, mashing her thighs together and wriggling around me. It feels like heaven as the walls of her cunt twist and writhe in delightful friction.

I groan, low and sharp into her back and she pushes her offence. I only barely make my upB onto the edge, recovering the fight.

Okay, Claire gave her some tips. This isn't great. She starts bumping on and down faster pushing her advantage and grinning at me over her shoulder.

She's toying with me and she knows it.

Her walls ripple warmly, but she hasn't come yet. She leans back and kisses me on the cheek.

In a moment of clarity, I see her plan.

She bounces harder and starts thrusting backwards slightly, exerting a downwards pressure, as our various fuck fluids coat around my balls.

"Fuck.. Rosa." I moan.

"Annnnd... Now." She times my orgasm to the split second with a smash attack, blasting Bowser to his death with a devastating up smash as I cum inside her.

As I do so, she untenses her body, rolling her hips a few more times and shudders quietly, before collapsing back into me. "Hoo... that was fun." A love heart forms over her head, swelling gently to about fist size, before it remains floating over us, not bursting thankfully.

>Write in
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>>35748497
Now it's cuddle time.
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>>35748497
....oh god


i uhm

i'm gonna need a few seconds to think of how to

uhm

uhh....
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>>35748497
Revenge time.
Let's use her butt.
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>>35748583
four times in one day anon? we're not super human, at least i think
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>>35748613
I typically do it five times a day.
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>>35748613
4 times 1 after the other is hard. 4 times in general really isn't

>>35748583
This
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>>35748613
This is anime land.
Dudes can cum 15 times on some hentais.
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>>35748583
This.
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>>35748497
I vote cuddle.
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>>35748613
4 times successively can be difficult, but we've has some breaks. I do three successively quite often.
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>>35748497
Make hot chocolate. I'm on a quest for Pavlov.
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>>35748692
Booty then cuddles.
>>35748583
Let's go for the butt.
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"It was, but for torturing me like that, I think it's time I got a little payback." I croon in her ear.

"Whattaya me-eeeeeean" She begins to ask, as I tease a finger against her butthole, squeaking at the touch.

"I think you get the idea." I tell her.

We both freeze, as Mia mumbles in her sleep and shifts over. "I don't think you should do that." Rosa whispers.

"C'mon, it'll be fun." I tell her.

She grabs my hand after I've licked a finger, moving to insert it. "I can't Claire made me promise she got to try it with you first!"

"I..." I do recall something about 'special plans'.

>What do
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>>35748497
Is Rosa on birth control?
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>>35748763
Hot Chocolate and Cuddles.
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>>35748773
She's rich enough to actually afford it at least.
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>>35748763
Let's call claire then.
But first, a little taste, so we finger her butt.
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>>35748763
"D'oh fine..."
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>>35748763
cuddle instead, Claire gets the first butt play
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>>35748780
this. knock on Eri door on the way, maybe she'd want one while we're at it.
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>>35748763
Oh. I guess cuddle time then.
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>>35748799
She's.. .busy..
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>>35748788
Morning after pill it is.
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>>35748807
She was. Then we had a shower long enough for mom to complain, then we did Rose.
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>>35748763
Cuddle time.
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>>35748780
>>35748791
>>35748799
This ones.
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>>35748763
She didn't say anything about my butt... (pegging)
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>>35748863
No.
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>>35748863
Nah, I move we should give Claire exclusive rights to do the fucking.
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After the BJ, chuckles is taunting us with the buttseks.
Come on guys, let's get claire and buttfuck her.
Last chancw before the trip.
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>>35748780
This. Don't ruin Claire's master plan
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>>35748885
the butt is the reward for waiting for her until after the trip.
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>>35748863
I'm not sure, IIRC what she said of her plans wasn't specific enough.
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>>35748780
Yeah this. Don't mess things up with Claire.
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Come on guys, not even a little poke?
Just for good sport?
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>>35748958
>as I tease a finger against her butthole, squeaking at the touch.

We already did a little poke. We're waiting for Claire.
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Just the tip
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>>35748977
I never thought I'd see that as a quote.
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>>35748977
We didn't put it in, tough.
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>>35748981
>>35749003
No. That always leads to more.
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>>35748809
>not wanting more background characters
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>>35748995
First time for everything.
*wink wink' nudge nudge*
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I nod and pull the finger away, wiping it on her cheek with a grin. "Ewww." She whines.

"Can't make the boss unhappy, can we now?" I ask rhetorically. I slap her thighs lightly, gathering a sample of the fluids matting wetly on the floor beneath us and offer her some of those instead.

She nervously licks the finger once, then cleans the entire thing. "Not bad." She comments.

"Alright, let's get some hot chocolate." I tell her, easing her off my lap. She grins, tugging her shorts up, as I redress in the empty hall.

I boil the water, setting two mugs with heaped piles of chocolate powder in the bottom, nearly a third of the mugs. The only way to have a hot chocolate of course.

Some K-drama whines on in the background as Mum and Dad share the couch, oblivious to how much sex just occurred under the roof, as Wao Sun complains about his twin brother to Jinwei.

I sigh and pour the water and milk out. We stand in the kitchen, sipping the over cocoa'd concoctions appreciatively.

It occurs to me I've never actually introduced Rosa, or Mia properly

>What do
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>>35749125
>Don't introduce them now, it'll interfere with their K-drama!
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>>35749125
>Continue on as per normal, knock on Eri's door and offer her and Claire some
Don't bring it up until they do.
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>>35749125
We should ask rosa if she's on birth control.
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>>35749125
Introduce Mia and Rosa together when Mia is awake. Ask Rosa if she's on birth control.
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>>35749125
Knock on Eri door, don't peek if you don't get a response, offer chocolate. Give Rosa the C.

Maybe introduce them when they leave?
>That's the girl who's a slut to have friends. That's the girl that runs me into a girl to fuck with Eri.
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>>35749125
Don't.
It's been a couple of days, they know.
Also, go give claire, sis and mike hot chocolate
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>>35749125
>>35749162
This.
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>>35749125

>>35749171
then
>>35749162
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>>35749171
Preferably while our parents aren't in the room.
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>>35749125
>>Don't introduce them now, it'll interfere with their K-drama!

Introduce them on next commercial break.

>also ask Rosa about birth control when away from parents. Gotta be careful man.
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I wave my hand, motioning her back down the hall. I knock on Eri's door, but receive no response. Oh well, I'm sure they're having fun on their own.

Rosa yawns, taking my chair and blowing on her drink.

I let a minute pass in chocolatey silence, befor broaching the subject delicately. "So, you're on birth control right?" The words tumble out. Smoooooth.

She shakes here head. "Nah, but I'm two weeks from my next period." I give her a hard look and she sighs. "Fine, I'll grab some morning afters. God!"

She drinks the rest of her chocolate and places her cup down. Cracking her back, she rolls onto the bed gently, cuddling in behind Mia and crooking a finger at me.

>Bed time
>Other
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>>35749452
>Bed time
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>>35749452
>Bed time
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>>35749452
>Study till we pass out
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>>35749452
>>Bed time
Its Claire that needs studying, not us
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>>35749452
Explain to her that pregnancy is no joke.

>Study till we pass out.

>>35749505
We are not too smart. Claire is just really dumb. Also we must learn the material, so we can teach her.
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>>35749452
>Bed time
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>>35749452
>Study for an hour or two, and then Bed time, unless it is already really late at night in which case go right to Bed Time.
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>>35749452
>>Bed time
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>>35749521
No, we're plenty smart, we're just lazy and apathetic. We get average grades through complete lack of study and we can understand the material just fine
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>>35749452

Will we ever acquire not shit taste at chinese cartoons?
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>>35749728
We should watch some hentai with Mia. Give her some ideas.
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>>35749728
danny has shit taste in almost fucking everything
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I curl up behind her and quickly fall asleep, arms wrapped over her belly. At some point in the night, the door creaks open and Claire walks in, smelling of a fresh shower.

She flops down next to me with a satisfied groan and licks my cheek. I make a small annoyed noise, wiping the saliva off and she giggles, before tucking into my back.

In the morning, as the groups heaviest sleeper, I'm kicked awake gently by Claire, who stands over me brushing her teeth. "W-ak-e up n-e-rd." She manages between brushes.

I blink, rolling upright. The girls are all getting dressed to go out again. "But it's only..." I check the clock, "Eleven thirty... who does anything before noon on the weekend?" I whine.

The girls are all splitting up for the day, Mia's heading to her place, then the hospital. Rosa's going home to her parent's apparently she has to help set up for some family dinner thing and Claire's going shopping for shit to take on the trip, which Rosa happily lent her card to help with.

I knuckle my eyes as I decide what to do today.

>Go with Claire
>Go with Mia
>Go with Rosa
>Stay home, I could use a day to myself for once
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>>35749806
>Go with Claire
She's leaving soon, we'll have time for the others later.
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>>35749806
>Go with Claire

As much as I like to meet Rosa's family Claire 's headed out of town.
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>>35749806
>>Go with Rosa
Be interesting to see what life is like on the other side of the tracks.
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>>35749806
Remind Rosa about birth control.
>>Go with Rosa
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>>35749806
>Stay home, I could use a day to myself for once, and hang out with Mike.
or
>Go with Rosa
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>>35749806
Ask them if any of them want company. Mia might want someone at the hospital but also might want to be alone. No need to push ourselves into Rosa's family affairs. And shopping with Claire seems terrible.
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>>35749806
>Go with Rosa
Sounds like it could be fun considering her family supposedly isn't completely dysfunctional.
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>>35749806
>go with Claire
Spend some time with her before she leaves.
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>>35749806
>Stay home, I could use a day to myself for once
Use our brother and sister to acquire not shit tastes in animu
or
>Go with Rosa
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>>35749806
>>Go with Rosa
>>Stay home, I could use a day to myself for once
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>>35749806
>>Go with Claire
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>>35749806
>saliva
>implying that's just saliva
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>>35749806
>>Go with Rosa
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>>35749806
Either
>Stay home
or
>Go with Claire
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>>35749971
hmmm
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>>35749806
Go with claire.
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>>35749971
You know that sounds like fun "what happened last night?" story.

Can we hear it?
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>>35749806
Go with claire. Ask for details.
Also, she will go away.
We will miss her.
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alright rosa wins, writan
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>>35750028
Samefaging.
Like stuff they did to our sleeping body while we slept, from their (Clares? Mias?) perspective.

Could be more lewds.
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>>35749806
>Go with Rosa
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>>35750099
This could prove to be quite fappable.
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>>35750099
That's my fetish.
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"I can help clean your place up." I tell Rosa.

She smiles softly at that, "Um... maybe you could wear a nicer shirt?" She asks.

The other girls laugh, and Claire drags the horrid /fa/ggoty shirt I wore to Chad's party out. "Have fun dickbrain." She tells me, kissing my earlobe.

Her and Mia split, hitting the road, as Rosa spends the next half hour or so primping me. "I just want them to have a good impression of you is all." She explains. "They're a bit... stand offish and... judgemental."

I sigh, letting her comb my hair out and run some slimy product through it, she even insists on covering a few old childhood scars with concealer, which I barely concede to.

"So what do your parent's do again? When they're not busy spitting on the plebs and the turfs?" I inquire.

She furrows her brow. "They're construction tycoons. Duh. I'm Rosa Mishone, remember?"

Right, the Mishones control the majority of the construction in town, and are heavily invested in home security as well. Millionaires, hell probably billionaires at this point.

Eventually, she's satisfied with my apperance, leading me out the front door on a quick march through the streets. I grumble and grouse at how ridiculous my garb is but follow her all the same.

At the door, Rosa rings the bell, and we're greeted by a... butler? Porter? Are those two different things? Oh well.

"Francois, fetch Mum and Daddy please." Rosa asks.

"Hoowee madame."

He returns with a pair of brown haired adults, both stare me down in the door. "Mum, Daddy. This is Danny." She introduces.

>Write in
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>>35750479
Hello, My name is Daniel (whatsoursurname?), I am a friend of Rosa, And its nice to meet you.
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>>35750545
Speltin.
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>>35750479
fidget. smile.
Hello, Rosa told me I could help her with the dinner so that I could avoid some awkward talk with my sister.
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>>35750479
Give a simple, proper introduction. Make sure to introduce yourself to the mom first, then the father. If the father goes for a handshake, be firm and look him in the eyes as you shake
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>>35750479
>"A pleasure to meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Mishone."
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>>35750602
>>35750612
This.
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>>35750612
hopefully us having actually been working out for a little while will help us not give a limp handshake
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>>35750479
We should ask Rosa if her parents know about the magical girl thing at some point. It's probably a no but I want to make sure we don't make her accidentally reveal that to her parents.
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>>35750479
>Brown hair
So does Rosa dye her hair or was it a side effect from MT
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>>35750835
Her hair is pink.
Fucking PINK.
Everyone knows that pink is recessive.
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>>35750835
It was a blessing from our lord and god, the mighty MT.
One day, he shall come back and lead us to a land of sun and happyness, with lots and lots of magical lewds!
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>>35750835
This is anime land. It could be natural. After all her name means pink.
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>>35750835
Nah it's natural. It's the father who dyed his hair brown
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>>35750835
CHUCKLES WE NEED ANSWERS
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I fidget with my hands a little, before waving slightly. "Good afternoon Mrs Mishone, Mr Mishone. Nice to meet you." Mr Mishone steps forward, running a critical eye over me.

"Hmmm, nice to meet you Daniel." He extends a hand to me, palm out. "How do you two know each other again?"

>Best of three D20 to shake dat shit

>Write in
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>35750975
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>35750975
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>35750975
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>35750975
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>>35750975
"We go to the same school and we met after that water monster flooded our normal path to school"
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>>35750987
DAT steely grip.
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>>35751000
Jikes.
Wellp its best dice, right?

>>35751013
Do we go to same school?
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>>35750987
>>35750990
>>35751000
if there are crit fails... OH GOD I AM SO SORRY.
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>>35750975
She's a girl from my girlfriend harem.
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>>35751000
>>35750990
Jesus Christ we dodged a bullet.
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>>35751028
Yeah shes goes to our school. Claire had a crush on her.
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>>35751047
Just don't tell him where that hand's been.
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>>35751130
In our sister or in his daughter? Which is weirder?
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>>35751126
Man I gotta reread the archives. I never remember seeing her in relation to school. I hate my memory.
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>>35751013
This sounds good.
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Did we ever spray the cat with shower water? They hate that.
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>>35750975
"There was an incident in which a mugger picked her as a likely target. She'd fought him off by the time I got there, but me and my friend patched her up regardless. Very capable, she is."
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>>35751154
Pretty sure it hasn't been in Eri... yet.
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>>35751296
Hasn't.
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>>35751154
>sister
Wat? What have you been doing while chuckles was sleeping?
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I clasp his hand firmly, and shake respectably. "We're in the same class. We started hanging out after that water monster a month ago flooded my regular path to school."

He nods. "That's a firm grip you got there, son. Nice to meet you." Rosa's mum smiles and murmurs something nice and welcoming sounding.

"Come on in. Daniel. The roast is cooking, plenty for all guests." HE invites me.

I step inside and sniff quietly, the meal does smell divine, wafts of rosemary and garlic cooking away drift through the house.

"Rosa, if you could help me in the kitchen?" Her mother asks. Rosa smiles apologetically and taps me to stay in place, trailing off down the hallway.

"Follow me to the lounge Daniel." He invites. I step into a room, richly painted in scarlet with dark leather furniture.

He bustles behind a bar counter, rustling himself a scotch, as the servant of some sort sweeps outside.

"So Daniel." He pours himself a decent glass, on the rocks. "You're not like the others, I take it. You'd NEEVERRR hurt my precious daughter." He asks, brows raised, before he takes a sip. I notice a second glass left on the counter, empty for now.

>Write in.
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>>35751372
"Why would I hurt your daughter?"
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>>35751372
The others?
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>>35751372
>>35751399
seconded
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>>35751372
"No sir"
Oh fuck is this gonna turn into a Scott Pilgrim thing?
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>>35751372
"I don't know what you mean by others, but I wouldn't dare hurt Rosa."
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>>35751372
"No. I even got her rid of that perv talking cat."
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>>35751372
"Never sir. I would never think about hurting someone's loved one."
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>>35751372
>>35751399
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>>35751418
This sweet and short
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>>35751372
People were hurting her?
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>>35751418
What Scott Pilgrim thing?
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>>35751539
Are we gonna have to fight her evil exes
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>>35751552
Dude we can't even play bass..
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>>35751372
>Sir, if I was the kind of person who would repay Rosa's company like that, I'd have put myself out of everyone's misery a long time ago.

...too edgy?
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>>35751399
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>>35751584
Neither could Scott. His band sucks.
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"The others?" I ask.

He snorts into his drink. "Her 'friends' before you. And the ones before them, and before them. They all ran off sooner or later, when they got what they wanted off her." He looks up. "Now. Answer my question." He growls, rolling his sleeves up."

"No sir. Never." I answer, short and respectfully.

He runs his eyes over me again. "You seem genuine." He squints. "Tell me Daniel. How old are you?" He asks, already pouring a glass.

"Seventeen. Mr Mashone." I tell him, I stare at the filling glass.

He grunts. "Mmm. Close enough. You like scotch?"

How the fuck would I know? I've never even had a beer or some shit.

>Who doesn't?
>I respectfully decline
>Fake drink it.
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>>35751372
"I might not have much of a choice in the matter, sir. Your daughter can be...quite assertive, when she chooses to be. But I probably don't need to tell you that."
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>>35751552
...fuck, how didn't I think of that?
Well, hope we don't have to.
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>>35751600
"Never tried it sir."
"Do you recommend it?"
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>>35751600
>Take a sip but don't drink to much
>>35751620
Everyone tells them their band sucks
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>>35751600
>"I don't drink yet, sir, and I would rather have my first drink with my own father if that's okay."
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>>35751600
>Be honest and say we have no idea.
>Accept anyway if he's still offering.
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>>35751600
>I respectfully decline
Either this is a trap to reveal our shit taste, or a trap to get us drunk and make us sound we starting the Manson family.
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>>35751600
>>I respectfully decline

My trouts is a bit of a mess right now, I was in the hospital just last week, so I rather not risk it.
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>>35751372
"No. Though I take it the 'others' said the same, so I look forward to earning your trust."
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>>35751600
>Be honest and say we have no idea.
Just a sip.
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>>35751655
This
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>>35751639
This. Like a gentleman.
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>>35751600
>>35751655
Yeah, this is good.
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>>35751600
supporting
>>35751639
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>>35751670
Supporting this.
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>>35751600
>Be honest and say we have no idea.
>I respectfully decline
Shame, it's probably worth more than the pills Claire can't afford.
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>>35751639
This sounds good
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>>35751639
this
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>>35751600
"I honestly have no idea."
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>>35751710
It'll probably kill the baby even quicker to
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>>35751639
This one, chucks.
In a classy as fuck way.
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"I'm afraid I must decline. I was in the hospital just last week for my throat, and I'd like my first drink to be with my own father. If that's okay with you."

He shrugs, screwing the cap back on. "Suit yourself. Sticking to your principles, ey?"

Rosa shows up, asking if she can borrow me in the kitchen, "Mum's figuring her outfit out for tonight."

>I was talking with your father
>Sure thing
>"I might use the bathroom first" Snoop around, this place is huge!
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>>35751812
>Sure thing
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>>35751812
>Sure thing
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>>35751812
>Ask "Are you done with me sir?"
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>>35751839
This.
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>>35751839
That doesn't sound quite right, though excusing yourself is definitely important. Maybe offer to chat a bit more sometime?
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>>35751812
>Ask "Are you done with me sir?"
>Sure thing
inb4 she needs us to put some glitters on the cakes.
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>>35751812
>Sure thing
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>>35751812
>>Ask "Are you done with me sir?"
>>Sure thing

Capcha is Scandinavian runes now?
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"Sure, that is," I turn back to her dad, "If we're done?" He nods, waving us off.

Rosa tugs me to the huge kitchen by the wrist, smiling. "Alright, I'll handle the roast, you slice up stuff for the salad, and ice the cupcakes." She instructs, as various pots bubble away on the black marble bench.

I grumble a little at being given such girly jobs, but set about it, the salad's simple enough, boiled egg slices, tomato, lettuce, carrot the usual.

What other colour icing would they have? I spread the vivid pink creamy smooth icing over the delicious smelling cupcakes, following orders and trying to smooth out any lumps or tufts left behind.

For flair, Rosa tells me to add sprinkles. "Done chef." I yell across the room, imitating some terrible reality show.

She wipes her hand on a towel, "Alright, well I've still got some work to do, but I can handle it, then I'm going to get changed." She twists her mouth in consideration. "Feel free to explore the place. It's full of cool stuff. I'll let your adventurous mind lead you."

I move to the entrance hall, staring around.

>Look around upstairs
>Look around downstairs
>Find Rosa's Mother
>Go talk to Rosa's Father again
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>>35752216
Sit around awkwardly trying not to break anything
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>>35752216
>>Look around downstairs
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>>35752216
>Look around downstairs
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>>35752216
>Sit around awkwardly trying not to break anything

This is gonna be awkward.
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>>35752216
>Look around downstairs
or up, idc.
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>>35752216
>look around downstairs

basement is where all the good shit is kept
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>>35752216
>Look around downstairs
Time for adventure.

...and by adventure I mean annoying the servants by getting in the way.
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>>35752216
>>35752299
seconded
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>>35752216
>>Look around downstairs
Time to go down town.
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>>35752216
>>Look around downstairs
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>>35752371
MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN, WALKING FAST, FACES PASS AND I'M HOMEBOUND!
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I head for the stairs leading down, apparently the house is built into a hill. I take the only door available at the stairs, turning left, I come into a huge dark room, that takes up the entire lower floor.

I fumble around for a switch and gasp when I flick it. The room has four projectors on the roof, which feeds directly onto the opposite wall, with large, comfy looking movie theatre style seats planted along the walls.

My mouth practically salivates at the sight of the cluster of gleaming game consoles stacked in a cabinet against a wall, an entire bookshelf filled with games as well with a fridge humming quietly next to it.

"Je-sus." I breathe. "Why does Rosa even leave the house?" I move around the room, booting a console up, it splits perfectly between the projectors, nearly three metres each side.

I wipe a tear from my eye. "I'm in heaven."

>Go look upstairs
>Stick around here
>Go talk to...
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>>35752524
>Go look upstairs
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>>35752524
Go look upstairs. If we get caught dicking around then they will assume we are just like the others
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>>35752524
>>Go look upstairs
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>>35752524
>>Go look upstairs
Make sure to flick off the light on our way out. just wanna get the lay of the land.
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>>35752524
Go upstairs.
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Best not get caught snooping through their toys. I head back for the stairs, heading for the topmost floor this time.

The hall up here is grandiose, with several rooms to choose from, all marked with a letter.

Might as well check around in a few.

>Room 'B'
>Room 'R'
>Room 'P'
>Room 'M'
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>>35752897
R thats probs Rosa's room
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>>35752897
>>Room 'M'
You don't think....
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>>35752915
it was probably the cat room. Scratching post and shit
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>>35752897
>>35752915
OH SHIT GO FOR ROOM M NOW NIGGA
RUUUUN NIGGA RUN!
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>>35752897
Room R
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>>35752897
peek in the door for R, but don't go in.
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>>35752897
>Room 'M'
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>>35752897
>Room 'R'
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>>35752897
>Room 'R'
inb4 spooky2me
>>35752915
I think it's the room of her deceased brother. I'd nope that.
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>>35753119
>deceased brother
When was this mentioned? Don't tell me her ghost brother is sending his sister's guy friends condoms.
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I walk over to the door marked with an 'R' and nudge it open.

Wild guess, this one's Rosa's. A four poster bed sits next to an enormous open window adorned with pink sheets and a polka dot duvet.

Next to that is a vanity table, with a plush stool set in front of it, lined with make ups and goos and whatever else girls do to their faces.

The frame is littered with more love hearts, pictures of cats (both normal cats and MT in a few) and a single printout of Rosa, Claire, Mia and I from a phone camera.

Across the room, a walk in closet stands ajar.

>Wait here for Rosa to change, look at...
>Check room....
>Go talk to
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>>35753207
>Wait here for Rosa to change, look at...
Loot closet. Acquire socks of cuteness. For future research.
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>>35753207
Wait here
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>>35753254
So mutch nope. Just ask her if we want. Stealing them is creepy, and breaks her (already weak)trust.

>Sit around and wait. Maybe do some stretches, or light, non sweat inducing exercise.
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>>35753207
>>Check room....
M. Really, I wanna know if that fucking cat got his own room in this place.
>>
M and P might be Pops and Mums rooms? Maybe?
>>35753254
We should start to wear socks over our penis.
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>>35753315
And if it's not we might have just invaded someone's privacy. Hell, we kinda took liberty with what we'd guessed was Rosa's room.

>>35753339
>M and P might be Pops and Mums rooms? Maybe?
That was actually my guess. It seemed weird that they'd have different rooms, but hey, rich people.
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>>35753254
Let's not, that's just really creepy.
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>>35753207
>Wait here for Rosa to change.
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>>35753354
Not weird. Its probably their "workshop" room or something. Many people have dedicated rooms where they paint models, or keep their knitting supplies or stuff (depending on hobbies they have).
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>>35753354
We could just knock and peek in through the door.
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>>35753339
>>35753354
>>35753359
>>35753435
are you guys voting for checking the room or waiting?
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>>35753489
Checking the room casually, just not, you know, stealing socks or whatever.
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>>35753207
>Wait here for Rosa to change, look at...
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>>35753489

>>35753435
>>35753339
>>35753303
^this me

Already voted for waiting.
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I wait around in Rosa's room, doing some stretches and stuff, waiting for her to come upstairs. A few stray thoughts run through my head, but I dismiss them as being overtly creepy.

Eventually, footsteps approach the door, and in steps, "Oh, H-hello. Why are you in here Daniel?" Rosa's mother asks. "I was just coming up to lay Rosa's clothes out for her. But she said she was going to tell everyone she was changing..."

I open my mouth, brain scrambling for words in overdrive mode, I say the first thing that comes to mind.

>Write in
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>>35753676
"Penis...socks"
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>>35753676
"Kinda got lost, ma'am, and found her room by accident. It's a big house, so I was hoping Rosa might point me to the bathroom guests are meant to wash up in."
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>>35753676
"Got lost and didn't know where to go, found what looked like her room so I was hanging out."
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>>35753736
Flawless
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>>35753736
this
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>>35753736
This works.
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>>35753676
>>35753736
This. You've got a knack for this.
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>>35753736
Oh yeah we got this
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"I kinda got lost ma'am, I found her room by accident is all. It's a big house, so I was hoping Rosa might point me to the bathroom guests are meant to wash up for dinner." Yeah, smooth as eff.

She smiles softly, "I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact Rosa was coming up her to get naked." She says softly.

I stare at her, shocked. "Uhhh."

She shakes her head. "Don't think I wasn't a teenager once too." She tells me. "I might be older, but that just means I've picked up new tricks, not forgot the old ones." She points into the hall. "You can wash up in the room marked with a B." She tells me, stepping out of the doorway.

I edge through nervously, blushing a little, as I trudge away. Rosa's mother shuts the door behind me with a muffled click. The carpets in this place are lush, muffling all sound.

It's almost perfect. 'Danny this is a sneaking mission' a little voice in my head tells me.

>What do
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>>35753676
>>35753736
This.
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>>35753916
Wash up, and go to dinner?
We don't want to piss off Rosas parents.
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>>35753916
Check out the Big Bathroom.
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>>35753916
Go to bathroom
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>>35753916
Huh. They ARE related.
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>>35753916
>B
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>>35753916
>Room marked M
Whose room is it? Nothing to stop us from just getting a peek in from the hallway.
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>>35753916
>B
go use the bathroom to avoid suspicion.
>>
I let myself into the bathroom, creeping down the hallway in a completely cool and not losery fashion. I slip through the door, having only opened it a few inches, going into a crouch walk. God I'm cool.

I straighten up and flick a light switch, and sure enough, the bathroom is as majestic as everything else, hot tub sized bath and a shower the size of my entire bathroom.

I take a quick piss in the toilet, replete with warming seat, and wash my hands in the pearly white sink.

Man, wish I was rich, or motivated, or had a job. Or money. Or street smarts. Or book smarts. Or a sandwich...

I check my phone, and it's already climbing into the late afternoon, four thirty. I let myself out, seeing Rosa's door click shut just as I emerge.

Flapping my hands for a hasty air drying I look around.

>What do
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>>35753916
>this is sneak mission
get a cardbox.
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>>35754251
explore the main floor or go talk to Rosa's Father some more.
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>>35754251
Wait for Mia to give us the tour?
Because that's polite thing to do?
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>>35754347
Rosa*
I gonna go to sleep now.
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>>35754347
she told us it was fine to go explore.

although a guided tour sounds nice.
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>>35754251
Wonder to myself why I didn't go hang out with my awesome hot girlfriend who's going to be leaving soon and instead went to a boring ass rich party. While waiting for Rosa to get done.
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>>35754347
Mia is MIA. Rosa told us to go fuck around. >>35754251
knok, ask if she needs a hand. If not, get bored.
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I wait around in the hall for Rosa to come out, I figure a guided tour is probably safer for not pissing anyone off. The doorbell rings, and Rosa's mother bustles out of Rosa's room, tugging Rosa out in an amazing dress, thigh high and decorated with flower petals of indigo and crimson.

Rosa slips some flats on as her mother takes the stairs down rapidly, her own dress jostling rapidly.

Rosa skips in front of me and twirls, the hem of her dress creeping up slightly, before dropping back down. "Whattaya think?" She asks.

"It's... cute?" I tell her.

She pats me on the arm softly, "Thanks. Now, I want this to be a surprise, cos it's funnier that way, but let's just say the guests are... interesting."

"Huh?" I ask.

She slaps my arm softly. "Sir, I would ask you to use your manners when speaking to the upper class." She chides, adopting a fake accent that's part refined English professor and part sneering noblewoman.

She grabs my arm and leads me down the stairs with her, linking her fingers in mine. Guests have started pouring in through the door, being greeted by Rosa's parents, as servants carve the roast and finish final prep for the party in a hurry.

The entire house is starting to stink. Stink like old money. Men in suits, tuxedos and designer beach wear that only millionaires can get away with wearing without looking homeless, women in tight dresses and pant suits.

Rosa has us stopped on a landing halfway up the stairs, looking worriedly through the crowd pouring through.

A gaggle of rich kids pour in, golf sweaters ties around their necks and designer sunglasses atop their hair. Rosa squeaks softly, gripping my hand tighter.

>Write in
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>>35754695
"Man we should take these fucks to Claire's place sometime"
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>>35754695
Wrap arm around shoulders. Ask how she manages to get out of her mom's basement with all the awesome there.
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>>35754695
Wait were those rich kids flying. Because if they were then they are a skein not a gaggle. Fun fact about geese I guess.
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>>35754695
"You know those guys?"
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>>35754817
Oh man fuck geese. Those cunts will shit EVERYWHERE they can find grass. And they are fully capable of producing their own weight in shit in a single day.

Which would be bad enough as is but they're also way more agressive than ducks or smaller birds. I've been dive bombed by geese who had happened to have a nest in the area. They're like goddamn magpies big enough to blow out a jet engine. And don't even get me started on their honking. Which they do freakin' constantly.

Fuck geese.
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>>35754695
supporting
>>35754916
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Page ten. Someone best archive soon.
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I wrap an arm around her shoulder. "You know those guys?" I ask her, jerking my chin at the chodes.

I got it! I mentally snap my fingers, I figured out what to call their look, the golf sweater, the designer shorts and unbuttoned shirt. It's this seasons new look, 'I can date rape girls and my Daddy covers it up for me'. Where was I?

Rosa looks like she was about to respond, when her father waves her over, clearly expecting her to shake hands and greet guests, pointing Rosa and I out on the stairs with a forced laugh.

Rosa squeezes one more time. "Yeah, their parents are my dad's good suppliers. I'm supposed to grow up and marry the lead one, like a good girl." She jerks her chin at one of the tanned rich boys, he smiles confidently, spitting his gum into a wrapper and waving at Rosa. "It'll be a huge merger for the companies."

I just stare at her dumbfounded, "And you didn't..?"

"I'm sorry, I didn't know he was invited, he was supposed to be backpacking around the European Empire." She says, voice choked. The guy's coming for the stairs, whipping his sunglasses off his hair and tucking them into hi undershirt's collar. "Hey Rosa! You're looking sexy."

>What do
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It occurs to me that we could have just looked up that damn cat on the internet to see what it's been doing since it targets teenage girls and teenage girls cant stop spreading information onto the internet.
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>>35755157
Not So Fun Facts About Geese
1:Geese shut down 6 different lakes in my town by shitting in them
2:Geese don't afraid of nothing
3:If they have their children with them they will follow you for a mile trying to fuck you up.
4:A Goose once smashed my grandfathers right rear-view mirror cause it was kinda upset.

>>35755198
"Thank you. I try my hardest but i'm glad someone... Oh you were still talking to her... Awkward."
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>>35755273
this
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>>35755198
"That's her nightcream."
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>>35755198
Crank up the confidence to god levels but stay benevolent.

This silly dude thinks he's going to marry your girl? That's just so ridiculous and so far below your notice that you might as well pity him with your kindness.
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>>35755198
No reason to cause a scene yet. However, I belie if we want to get her out of this marriage, the best thing to do is cast this guy in a bad light in front of everyone. I'm sure her parents at the very least, wouldn't want to marry her to someone who has lost their honor or what have you
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>>35755273
made me giggle so you get my support
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>>35755273
No. He clearly said that to Rosa
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"Shucks. Thanks, I try my hardest, but it's nice when someone.... Ohhhh, you were still talking to her! How embarrassing." I tell him, locking eyes.

His smile is dazzlingly white, his teeth perfectly straightened into neat rows. "And you are.... well by the sounds of your voice, I'm guessing you're of.. how do I put this gently? Lower socio economic standing?" He asks.

Rosa balls a fist behind her back.

I cross my arms, as more guests stream in, "I'm Daniel, and I'm...

>Write in
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>>35755273
I guess I'll support this
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>>35755476
>Capable of giving girls superpowers based on emotions I evoke in them. You are what we in the business call a normal.
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>>35755476
>I am Daniel Speltin, top tier waste of potential and mid tier student, all round unimportant person about town.
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>>35755476
"Yup, I'm poorer than you"
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>>35755519
no
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>>35755532
And I'm Rosa's boyfriend
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>>35755476
"Charmed to meet you... Hmm Bentley? Carter? No wait I got this... Sterling?"
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>>35755532
Seems fitting I guess
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>>35755476
>enjoying my life on hard mode, can't imagine how you can handle everything being so easy.
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>>35755476
>>35755532
Shouldn't want... but do...
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>>35755476
I'm the guy who's picture is on her bedstand.
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>>35755519
No need to tell him that. We just have to remember that every time he tries to act better than us.
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>>35755443
That probably wouldn't work unless we had to do a supreme act of dickery. It's also entirely possible he isn't as douchey as he looks.

>>35755198
Do basic introductions and try to get a read on him. If we get lucky he could always be steered towards some other girl.(no rush)

If not douche then he can be convinced to marry the girl instead. if Douche Rosa can point out that he's just like everyone else that left her before and she doesn't want to spend the rest of her life with a person like that.
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>>35755476
>>35755537

Simplest way to respond.
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>>35755476
willing to trade insults all day, but this isn't the time nor the place for that.
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>>35755579
Actually we are on Normal. Mia is Hard, Claire is Hardcore, and African child soldiers are on Dante Must Die mode.
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>>35755476
>"I'm a top-tier waste of potential, general disappoint, and I've probably done more and seen more in the past week than you have your whole life. Unless you're one of the thrill-seeking rich kids, in which case we are now best buds."
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>>35755476
Don't really see a need to say more than hi I'm daniel Speltin (or however you spell the last name)
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>>35755597
I like it.

I've never been one to pull my punches, or suggest pulling punches.
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>>35755655
Seems needlessly aggressive. We don't need to prove anything to this guy.
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Can we ask Claire if she wants him to join her harem?
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>>35755678
That is a terrible idea and you should feel bad.
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>>35755675
I'm with this anon, especially regarding everyone who keeps insisting on doing the whole "Rosa's riding MY dick" routine.
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"I am Daniel Speltin, top tier waste of potential and mid tier student, all round unimportant person about town." I place my hands on my hips, and Rosa gives a soft laugh.

The chode just clicks his tongue absently, "Riiiight."

I snap my eyes back to him. "Well, nice to meet you.... I'm guessing... Bentley? No... Carter? Wait, wait... I got this.... Sterling?" I ask derisively.

"Enswith." He responds, cooly, slicking a loose hair back. "Now if you don't mind, I'd like to talk to my fiancée. Alone."


>Write in
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>>35755711
Sorry just wondering...
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>>35755476
Lets not be aggressive here. Never respond to bait. Something like >>35755532 as long as we keep our cool.
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>>35755718
"Ah, sorry."
"I was just about to do that myself, I guess you'll have to wait in line."
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>>35755718
"Of course of course. I'd hate to intrude"
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>>35755718
"Well that's nice. Which one of these dudes is the lucky lady?"
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>>35755735
>>35755718
This
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>>35755718
"That's a shame, and she just offered to spend the party with me, since I'm so out of my element with all you rich folks. Maybe you can have your talk to next party."
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>>35755755
This, not in a mean or nasty way, ask it like that one airheaded guy we all know.
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>>35755718
"Yes of course. Rosa call me if you need me. I'm going to try and not break anything and look pretty."
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>>35755795
>>35755753
Stop.
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>>35755718
"Cool, where is she?"
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>>35755753
>>35755795
Rosa clearly can't stand the guy, but she won't make a scene because of her parents. Leaving her alone with him would be a major dick move.
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>>35755735
>>35755718
Second
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>>35755774
Let's be slightly more sarcastic.
>"That's a shame, since she just offered to spend the party helping me. After all, I'm surrounded by all you rich kids and your big words and smelly cheeses."
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>>35755755
>>35755814
Something like these would be cool.

>>35755774
>>35755795
>>35755735
These not so much.
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>>35755718
Sorry I can't. Got some hole in my pants, she's helping cover it.
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>>35755814
>>35755755
>>35755851
Those are fucking retarded though, he's just going to get angry and make a scene.
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>>35755842
This is better.

>>35755856
...wut.
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>>35755872
Better him than us. Besides, why should we be expected to know?
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>>35755872
>The rich boy is going to make a scene infront his parents and all their rich friends.
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>>35755911
We're poor. He's allowed to do that.
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>>35755911
Remember, when a rich person acts like an asshole they're showing "character".
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>>35755927
But if he makes a scene, he's lowering himself to our level. He's too rich to do that.



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