>>35699495
(cont.)
>We finally reach brother Maltheas’ cottage
>The brat has been carrying the lantern for warmth
>Really should have remembered to bring a blanket or something to wrap her in
>Wait a minute…
>Me: “Aren’t your kind resistant to blasts of flame and ice?”
>Brat: “That doesn’t mean it’s comfortable.”
>Shrug, shouldering the door open with sword held aloft
>With brother Maltheas, it especially pays to be prepared
>No hellhounds
>No swarms of sentient bees
>No buckets filled with grey ooze and balanced on the door
>Just a small, one room cottage with the hearth cold
>Find a candlestick left with the candle still in
>Dribbly candles really don’t help convince people that brother Maltheas isn’t a necromancer
>Turn to face the brat, who’s swaying on her feet
>Me: “So.”
>She looks up
>Me: “I saw goats asleep in the pen outside.”
>She nods once

>>35699694
(cont.)
>A pause while I consider what to say
>Me: “Do you go in the pen and set about them, then?”
>Brat: “The goats recognize my scent. I don’t think I could chase one down.”
>Me: “What does brother Maltheas usually do?”
>Apparently he ties one to the gate and lets her feed
>Apparently she gets uncomfortable when she’s watched
>Apparently dear brother Maltheas watches this diabolic display
>Resolve that we will definitely have pointed words, oh yes.
>The sounds of tearing flesh begin and I move inside to start a fire in the hearth
>Yes, a paladin of my standing gets uncomfortable around scenes of dismemberment
>An uncomfortable paladin tends to start charging in with fire and sword
>Have the fire well in hand by the time she comes back in
>It pays to be prepared
>What’s disconcerting is that she seems to be less bloody than when she first turned up on my doorstep

>>35700017
(cont.)
>Me: “Was it, er… filling?”
>Brat: “I am compelled to do evil, regardless of its utility.”
>I guess she is her foster father’s foster daughter
>Me: “I’m not really sure what to make of that, but you don’t seem like an evil creature to me.”
>Brat: “Please. I’m roughly 86% condensed evil from a plane literally made of the stuff.”
>Me: “Oh, don’t get me wrong, you set off every divine sense the Shining One has bestowed upon me.”
>Brat: “And you still haven’t tried to kill me.”
>Me: “My order believes that when the hero Kollus stole the flame out of the moon and made it darken in the sky, he cursed all living creatures with the taint of evil. As such, all paladins of my order see the evil in all things.”
>Brat: “So I don’t look any different to you than anyone else?”
>My divine insight shows her as a black void dripping with sin and howling with corruption
>No more evil than a cassowary with a temper, really
>I tell her as much
>She sits, crestfallen
>Me: “We have to see the actions a creature takes to make any real assessment. Frankly, miss, you’ve done nothing that even carries a whiff of evil since you’ve shown up here.”
>The rest of the night passes in relative silence
>I’m trusting enough to wait with her for brother Maltheas’ return
>I’m not trusting enough to sleep in the same room
>It pays to be prepared in this sort of situation

>>35700757
I guess this is a good place to leave off. These threads usually end up being lively, if not always on topic

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>>35700848
Thanks for posting dude, you write well. If I knew how to screencap I would.

From the last thread:

>Mama Sonja didn't raise no slouch
>I don't press the issue, recalling brother Nim's story about a bowl of eggs.

Pic related

Just as I'm getting into it is not a good time to leave off, keep going son.

>>35701773
Nah. Let him chill.
maybe write your own stories.

>>this thread is now a greentext stories thread.

>>35700848
I would oike more please.brother maltheas needs re-education.

>>35701887
So, like, a general greentext thread, or thread about hilariously adorable demon children and Paladins?

>>35701982
I pick the latter. Give me time to take a shower and I'll see what I can't do.

>>35701773
>>35701948
One more and then I'm going to bed because gottamn undergrad schedules mean some weeks are like
>what is a regular schedule?
Also tell me what you guys want to see from reasonablepaladin and woobiedemon, since Maltheas might not be coming back for a while.

>>35700757
(cont.)
>A few hours before dawn
>Decide, against all reason, to ask about how she met brother Maltheas
>Yeah, I know. "What's in the past is over and done with, we should be looking to the future," that whole thing.
>By this point she's been sitting so still I can't even tell if she's breathing and it's honestly freaking me out
>I really should have let the silence go undisturbed
>Me: "So your parents..."
>Brat: [sharply] "Maltheas is as much a father to me as I need on this plane. Or on any other."
>Me: "Yes, but you do, um, have parents right? Someone obviously was raising you before brother Maltheas came along."
>The idea of some sort of orphanage for demons is almost too silly to contemplate
>Brat: "I have a mother who gave birth to me and a father who sired me. He is dead; males don't last very long on that level of <the Abyss>. She is also dead. Slain by Maltheas and his band of merry men. Is that sufficient for your purposes?"
>Me: "Were your parents truly that bad?"
>Brat: "I loved them dearly."
>Me: "Pardon?"
>Brat: "They gave me power, prestige, and connections that an orphan would never have had. What's not to love?"
>Her tail is flicking back and forth but she doesn't take her eyes off the coals
>She has a tail
>I don't comment on it
>Brat: "She had a hundred daughters but I knew I was her favorite. She was so beautiful."
>The look in her eye sets the palm of my sword-arm itching
>Brat: "Even her name was pretty. <Flame of a thousand souls crying in anguish>"
>Me: "...Fierna?"

>>35702087
Perhaps a threat or problem that isn't the demon child? A visit from a squad of goblins could be fun. My paladin always related best to sinners after cleaving a few bad guys to bloody guts.

Bumping this thread so that OP can continue when he's finished sleeping.

Great stuff op, I'll update the story.

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dumping writefaggotry from last thread. starting with the image that started most of it.

>>35704427
Aww, someone saved mine. Thanks, guy.

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Fear is funny.

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Not exactly demon kid related but I loved that Idea that this anon purposed.

>Demon Children who aren't at all perfect
This pleases me. I hope /tg/ keeps moving in this direction.

So, has anyone written Calvin and Hobbes esque stuff yet?

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>be demon girl
>get lonely one day, since all two of my friends are busy, so decide to start sewing something together
>get some string, some cloth, some sheep's wool, buttons
>blood of dog, shard of soul, distilled hate, fermented love
>go into the woods, find a ring of mushrooms
>corrupt it with fire and dark magic
>sit in the middle and start sewing
>while I sew and stuff my sewing thing, start chanting in old demonic
>soul shard starts glowing, pour hate and love on the button eyes
>drench cotton insides and fake mouth in dog blood
>screams of the damned and lost echo throughout the forest as my creation rises from its slumber
>"...I. Rise. From. Death."
>"Yay! I'm gonna call you... Beary! My name is Anon, and I'm going to love you very much!"
>hug the bloody bear; it slowly hugs me back
>"I. Love. You. Anon."

>>35704576
If you don't find it on the screencaps, I doubt it's been written yet.

>>35704681
Nice.

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>>35704692
>new girl has this weird thing where she thinks she's my rival
>every time I try to do something, she has to one-up me
>I try to buy apples, she tries to buy more
>I read a book, she has to read two bigger books
>when I make people scared or when people start not trusting me, she has to try and make more people scared
>keeps telling me how I'm not as cool as her because she's the daughter of a dragon
>one day, dragon girl sees me with my teddy, starts saying that teddies are for little babies
>runs home, flies back with a gold bunny in her hand
>the bunny is one of those gnomish crank ones; she cranks it up and it starts to move.
>"How's about you beat that, loser?"
>"She. Does. Not. Need. To."
>teddy bear hops out of my hands
>grows five times its size, becoming Big Beary
>also lights himself on fire for some reason
>Big Beary grabs the gold bunny
>CRUSHES IT
>drops the heap of metal in front of dragon girl
>"I. Am. Beary. I. Love. Anon."

>>35704527
>>35704548
>>35704511
>>35704495
>>35704478
>>35704456
>>35704467
>>35704445
>>35704427
>>35704387
>>35704409
>>35699495
>>35699694
>>35700017
>>35700757
>>35702371

You guys got any more?

Is there just no interest for this? People liked it yesterday.

>>35705052
>>35705867

The writefag is still working (I hope) and those where all the screen-caps from the last thread. On the plus side at least this thread hasn't become a huge shit storm.

>>35704795
I love it, Great work anon.

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>>35705867
>>35706318
Hey cool this thread is still up. I'll write more today, but no guarantees that I won't write myself into a corner, since I haven't planned any of this out ahead of time.

>>35706875
Take your time OP, don't rush it. We can wait.

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>>35706983
It's fun to do this kind of spontaneous flash fiction. Keeps you on your toes.

Do you think the reason there hasn't been any shitposting is because the subtitle is Nonwaifu Edition and there's never anything else to argue about?

>>35707133
I would like to hope so. You're good people anon.

>>35707133

I think people are a bit tired of the "redeemed succubus" nonsense that has been going on for a couple of weeks.

Considering your story is one of a paladin struggling with his morals and his code, it's different enough not to attract the pro/anti shitposters.

>>35707265
I'm sad that people are tired of redeemed succubi, but that's fine. It's an overplayed meme thread, especially with how it ended (Vore succubi? What the fuck...) and with how much vitriol people from either side keep throwing at one another.

I just like writing stories about a little girl and her experiences in a town that begrudgingly tolerates her demonic body.

I would write stuff but I suck at it. the best I did was the first of of >>35704445

>>35707668
I thought you wrote the both of it, man. Seemed pretty flow.

...what the fuck does flow mean.

>>35707133
The problem is that, when you take out the arguments of religion, paladin favoring / shaming, and waifu waifu waifu, people don't have much to argue about. We're just talking about cute / silly / dramatic situations in which demons and paladin's don't act like stereotypes. We're writing about situations where a demon girl fails to make a cake for her adopted dad, or where a paladin of the Shining One saves a demon even though he shouldn't.

>>35706875
Go with the flow, bro. Go with the flow.

>>35702371
(cont.)
>yeah, I'm definitely not sleeping after hearing that tidbit
>when the light of dawn begins filtering in under the door I rise from my contemplations
>start fixing food with some of the things brother Maltheas has in his breakfast nook
>I'll take the difference off his bill when he comes back
>find a drawer filled with chicken bones neatly arranged by size
>godsdamnit brother
>this is why you don't have any friends besides me
>the brat doesn't eat much, mostly just pushing cheese around on her plate
>brat: "I'm not hungry."
>me: "ah. The goat?"
>brat: "I'm so full of blood it feels like it's going to start leaking out of my ears. It's revolting."
>me: "I thought demons drank blood all the time."
>brat: "That doesn't mean I'm comfortable with it."
>me: "you are a very strange demon."

>>35709547
HE LIVES!

>>35709811
In class right now. I'll update again afterwards.

>>35699495
>>35699694
>>35700017
>>35700757
Why is this shit so angsty and full of le ebin meemays

>>35704681
>more shitty moba loli insert waifus
Why is this even a thing.

>>35710002
>>35710038
And here I was hoping that the shit posters had all gotten bored.

>>35704795
>breaking someones toys because they have more money than you
What a cunt

>>35710095
nah man, school just got out.

>>35710158
You ttly #shrekt him, bro!

>>35709547
>send her out to fetch some water
>after a few minutes she scurries back inside and shuts the door, leaning against it
>brat: "there's a wolf out there."
>me: "That can't be right. I just came through last spring with some of the kids from the guild."
>there's a knock, then what sounds like a muffled argument from the other side
>a noise suspiciously like a boot hitting the door shakes the frame
>this is followed by muted cursing
>motion the brat away from the door and open it
>four young and passably well armed adventurers are standing in the yard
>a young human lady wearing far too many belts has her fist raised as though to knock again
>a rosy cheeked dwarf is hopping around, clutching at a plated boot
>a shorthaired elf has her blade out and one hand on the shoulder of a rather large wolf
>there is a ranger further off with a cowl obscuring his face and an arrow knocked
>me: "Good morning. What can I do for you?"

>>35711946
>Adventurers

God damnit, last time assholes like this came through here they killed all our trade with the goblin and Orc tribes

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>>35711946
Paladin to the rescue.

>>35712038
that made me laugh

>>35711946
>the two young ladies recognize me immediately, given that they helped me clear out the forest with minimal loss of life a few months ago
>me: "Brynn and Agnes, this is quite a surprise! I trust that your fathers are still doing well? "
>mumbled assent from the both of them; this clearly is not how they expected this encounter to go
me: "I recall old Bill was having quite a bit of trouble with that leg of his. Are you still making sure he takes his St. Rijin's amonita every day, Agnes?"
>Agnes peeks through the bangs which hang down over her eyes, her blade hanging forgotten at her side
>Agnes: "...yes sir."
>when you're the one asking the questions, you're the one in control of the conversation
>even when you have a dwarf limping towards you and fumbling for his axe
>me: "Brynn? Is that you under all that cowhide? And what did you do with your lute?"
>Brynn: "I'm learning the flute now, boss. They're easier to carry..."
>me: "We've been over this, Brynn. I'm your friend, not your superior. All are equal under the light of the Shining One. And speaking of friends, who are these young men you've brought with you? Classmates?" [stage whisper] "Sweethearts?"
>the boy with the bow pulls an arrow back into a half draw
>ranger: "we're here on Guild business, holy man. "

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>>35713496
Fucking shit goddamn formatting

>>35713496
> Half-draw

This is bad for the bow.

>>35713496
Keep em coming anon, this is really starting to get good.

>>35716240
seconded

>>35717130
Thirded
polite sage

>>35716240
>>35717130
>>35717220
Distracted by quest threads, sorry.

>>35713496
>Me: "Guild business? And what business might the guild have with me, then? Another garden swimming in giant rabbits?"
>Brynn smiles at this, but regains her composure
>Brynn: "It's a bit more complicated than that, I'm afraid."
>Me: "Out with it then! I take it by the hairy eyeball your friend is giving me that this is something serious."
>The dwarf snorts through his braided moustache
>Brynn: "The townsfolk have a pot of gold riding on a monster hunt, and they've contracted the Guild to see it dead."
>I knew this was coming but I try not to let my smile glaze or falter
>Brynn: "There's been talk of dark magic at work, and of a fallen paladin summoning demons!"
>The dwarf very obviously looks me up and down
>Manage to not start laughing at the melodrama of the gesture
>Brynn: "And so, we've come to the man's house to see if we can have a chat with him, and who do we find but a paladin that we know FOR A FACT, GENTS, is not the culprit."
>The ranger keeps the arrow knocked but lets the tension out of his bow
>The dwarf leans on the haft of his axe and begins stroking his beard with his other hand
>Quite a dandy, that one
>Me: " 'Fallen paladin,' is it now? I've known brother Maltheas since we were both initiates to the Order, and not once in all these years has a paladin of the Shining One fallen to evil."
>I'm told I do a good impression of looming
>Me: "To think that my good friend and shield brother should have blackened his soul so much, and in less than a week! For it was not a week ago that we last spoke, and he was at that time as much a beacon of the Shining One's light as he was on the day we took the Oath. Such a pity that he now finds himself pursued by agents acting under the authority of-- who did you say ordered this task done? It must have been the Abbot, the Resplendent Sitter, or King Konnig himself, for who else would have the authority. Yes, it must have been one of those three. So tell me, which was it?"

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>>35718417
This guy is the best paladin ever.

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This stuff is the best man props to op, really Fuckin diggin it

>>35718417
This. This is the fucking best of things. Oh god I want more.

>>35720482
>>35720857
>>35721078
I'm sorry I'm an easily distracted shitlord, but there was an indie steam sale last weekend and I also have a campaign to plan for this weekend. Writing.

I swear, greentext faggotry was the death of good /tg/ writefaggotry

>>35721370

What's so wrong with greentext?

>>35721300
We still love you bby

>>35720857

I remember the night that this image got made. It was a good night.

>>35718417
>They each share glances with one another
>The looks are brief, lest they take their eyes off the madman before them
>Me: "This is a dangerous accusation to levy, for to meddle unsanctioned in the affairs of the Order is a base and vile heresy indeed."
>Not strictly true, but the Abbot shouted the phrase often enough at the Synod that I remembered it
>Me: "There is no power in the land that has dominion over our Order. That is why we act as judges, protectors, and healers for the people. If there is a disagreement, WE take care of it. We act knowing that our brothers and sisters are standing at our side. And if one of us were to put a foot out of line, those same brothers and sisters would be there to drag him back across."
>Sometimes I worry that my pride in the Order is a sin
>dwarf: "Look here, we can't just leave without even having a look-"
>I hold a hand up
>Me: "We are pursuing investigations."
>Brynn: "You know we can't accept that, even from you."
>Very deliberately turn my back to them, addressing the door
>Me: [loudly] "There is nothing here in this dwelling for you to see. I am looking after the property for brother Maltheas, and I think you'll find-"
>Pray she had enough time to find a place to hide
>Pray I remembered to shut the drawer filled with bones
>Pray the dribbly candles don't look so bad under sunlight
>Throw open the door

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>>35721787
>the suspense is killing me

>>35721415
It's like reading a grocery list of stale, regurgitated plot points.

>>35721787
>The candles look pretty much just like well-used nubs of wax
>The drawers are all shut and the kitchen is in a bit better order than I found it
>And the brat is standing in the middle of the floor with her arms folded across her chest
>At least the tail is hidden
>Somewhere
>Wherever it is that it goes
>Codex Sol 115.3: "The trickery of demons is a poison to the mind; let the righteous son of the Shining One not dwell long upon it."
>She starts talking before I can think of some way to salvage the situation
>Brat: "Dad? What's going on? Who's at the door?"
>The Shining One give me strength
>Me: "Just some of ... your dad's good friends from the Adventurers Guild. Sweetheart."
>The kids all crowd into the cottage, making it seem much smaller than it is
>They start rifling through things and checking under the bed as though they expect archdevils to leap out at them
>Lean against the handle of THAT drawer while Brynn heaps on the indignities
>Brynn: "You brought your daughter with you? You have a daughter?"
>She thinks about this for another moment
>Brynn: "You were married, like, ever?"
>The ranger snickers under his breath
>Me: "Adoptive."
>Agnes: "I thought she was the daughter of brother Maltheas."
>The sound of searching subsides
>Agnes: "Are you two, um. You know?"
>Brynn turns an interesting shade of purple
>Brynn: [hushed] "You can't just ASK something like that, Agnes!"

>>35722219
>Agnes: "Are you two, um. You know?"
Haha, oh you kids.

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I've never been a strong writer, but I wanted to contribute something to this thread, sorry if this is shit.

>Be demon girl
>When I was a baby, I was left on a church's doorstep
>The priest was kind enough to take me in for a bit, but he couldn't raise me. The townsfolk aren't too welcoming when it comes to demons
>Priest sends me to the nearest chapter of the "Holy Order of the Mother's Omnipresence", an order of paladin's located about 2 miles from town
>Most of the order doesn't want me, but they aren't about to smite a baby
>There were two that did want to keep me however
>The leader's of the order decide to give me to these two, figuring they would make good parents as they were "an inseparable pair"
>"an inseparable pair" was code for "gay as fuck"
>and that's how two H.O.M.O. Paladin's ended up raising an adopted demon daughter

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>>35722219

Wanted to say that I've really been enjoying the story so far, especially how, even as a "reformed demon," the Brat is not depicted as a saint or entirely innocent. It's a more complex situation, and that's great. Well done!

>>35723657
Adorable picture, and the story did give me a chuckle. The girl seems to be growing up something of a smart alec, which has to be fun for her fathers or mothers.

>>35722219
MOAR!

>>35722219
>me: "pardon?"
>Brynn: "Listen, she didn't mean anything by it boss."
>agnes: "I mean, we know you're close, and you're childhood friends, so I thought maybe...?"
>me: "I'm afraid I don't follow."
>Brynn: "she's just joking!" [aside] "you're just joking."
>Agnes: "I was just asking; I think it's kind of cute."
>me: "Hm? Oh yes, she's certainly a cute kid."
>Agnes : "I was actually talking about-"
>Brynn : "-about how we were just leaving!"
>Agnes: "But-"
>dwarf: "He's not here, elf."
>me: "I expect he'll be back in under a fortnight. Two fortnights at most. I'll keep you apprised of any developments I think warrant your attention."
>they are plainly unsatisfied but they really have nothing to keep them here
>then the demonic child asks them if they aren't going to stay for tea
>a few minutes later we are sipping tea in the yard, seated around a workbench
>say nothing when the dwarf puts sugar in his, even though this is a grave sin
>Mother Sonja always said that paladins should temper their fervor with an appreciation for what she called "the cosmos of the polis"
>dwarfs are weird

>>35723657
> Turns out the Order was hesitant to take me in because they knew next to nothing about demons
> Apparently demons were the territory of the Mother's Eliminators Against the Nether
> Anyway, since no one in the order knew about demons, we still don't know what kind of demon I am
> Plenty of guesses though
> Devil, Imp, Gorgon, etc.
> Brother Merek even thought I could be a mindflayer
> I don't even know to begin with that
> The most popular guess came from Sister Meredith
> Even though her reasoning could have come from a village idiot
> According to Meredith, I am a succubus because
> A) I am attracted to boys
> Like fathers like daughter I guess
> B) If I weren't a succubus, I would be hideous like all other demons
> She just mad that I'm cute, and she looks like someone shaved Minotaur
> C) All protein diet
> Ewwww
> Because of this genius theory, Sister Meredith and a few others think that I am preying on my dads
> Have they met my dads?
> Even the Mother couldn't turn them
> I mean they ain't holy fire flaming, but damn
> Meredith you dumb

>>35727159
Kek

>>35723657
Anon, I'll take mediocre writefagging over shit storming any day. You keep being Awesome.

>>35727159
> My wings have been growing recently
> I can kinda hover for a little bit now
> My dads are really proud
> Father (Dad #1) is bragging to anyone who will listen
> Papa (Dad #2) keeps making jokes about how my wings are "fly as hell"
> Meredith overheard all this and told Papa that his joke was stupid
> Papa called Meredith "Uglier than a two eyed Cyclops"
> I love my dads

>>35729423
Aww, the family that snarks together... sharks... together...?

>>35727027
>It is very difficult to look imposing while sipping from bone china
>Not literal bone, thank the Shining One, but I still have no idea why brother Maltheas has this stuff
>They start asking about the brat's bandages
>Head off any smartmouthed things she has to say
>Me: "Skin condition. Had it since she was at the orphanage."
>Agnes perks up at this
>Agnes: "Some sort of infection? I could take a look and see if Nature will remove the disease if you like..."
>Me: "Resists magic, I'm afraid. Nothing to be done besides wrapping it in dry cloth and keeping the sun off it."
>She scowls at me
>Agnes Lake, the most introverted druid this side of the Copper Hills, starts scowling at me
>She starts inching towards the brat
>Never mind me, I'm only a paladin ordained in the light of the Shining One and blessed with a touch that can heal the sick
>Me: "Do you have beeswax in your ears, young lady? It must not be exposed to any light. And besides that I hope you weren't expecting to begin undressing my daughter for the world to see."
>Not even a moment's hesitation, the loon
>She insists we go inside to 'get a second opinion'
>A bead of sweat rolls down my back under the breastplate as I close the door behind us

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>>35704795 Here again. I might not be übermensch OP, but I'd like to writefag a bit more, if you don't mind.

>be demon girl
>be demon girl at awesome super fun slumber party with awesome super fun friends
>we're all sitting around an ouija board
>smart friend wants to try summoning ghosts
>start chanting warlock magic while sitting behind smart friend and sneaky friend
>ouija board starts moving
>without anyone touching it
>"HAHAHA! OKAY, ANON, YOU CAN STOP NOW!"
>I don't stop
>make my eyes roll into my head while crying blood
>from the ouija board rises a figure most frightening
>friends start to scream and cry, too scared to move
>figure comes closer, raising its hands out menacingly to sneaky friend
>she can't take it
>faints like a chump
>smart friend is praying to her gods
>tap her shoulder, still crying blood
>"Gotcha! I got the young lady who died last month to come back and scare us for our slumber party!"
>ghost woman gives a small wave
>why does it sound like the screams of the damned whenever she waves
>smart friend can't decide if she wants to laugh or cry or faint
>she does all three

I don't think I'm allowed to play pranks at slumber parties anymore

>>35729760
>It's mostly dark inside
>Manage to keep her from lighting one of the dribbly candles
>Only my greaves save me from barking my shins into oblivion
>Get the brat to lay down on the bed
>Unwrap the bandages slowly
>Pray that Agnes sees a beetle or something and gets distracted before I'm finished
>Feel her trying to peer around my side
>Not sure if elves can see in the dark
>Try to hunch further over my work
>Can't delay any longer
>Let her push me to the side
>Agnes: "Ah, here we are. Skin is quite warm to the touch. Perhaps a fever? No, more likely a caloric response. No evidence of turgor... Does it hurt when I press here, young miss?"
>Brat: "N-no..."
>Agnes: "A curious patch of dry skin here. Some scarification? Hard to tell without more light. Almost like leather. In fact, hel-lo! What is this?"
>A sound like an unfurling flag
>The space suddenly seems quite a bit more cramped
>Protrusions of bone poke at me from above, below, and the sides
>A wet sheet of leather plasters itself to my cheek, then peels away
>It was warm
>The smell of the room takes on a metallic edge
>Agnes gasps and tumbles backward in the darkness
>Brat: "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! The bandages were too tight and I got a cramp!"

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>>35731019
Pic related is how I've been visualizing MC and brother Maltheas

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>>35731113
And the brat

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>>35731171
And her mother.

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>>35731019
Oh shit it's getting real

>>35731113
Which is The MC

>>35731336
I'd guess the one who isn't having any of the other guy's shit.

>>35729423
>Father went to the market today
>Said he was gonna get me a gift while he was out
>He got me a make-up kit
>This would be a great gift, if anyone in the family knew how to wear makeup
>Papa said to ask Auntie Rose to show me how to put it on
>Auntie Rose was a paladin a while back, now she just helps out where ever she can
>Father didn't took all this as a challenge, swore that he knew how to apply makeup
>I let him try, whats the worst he could do
>10 minutes later he is done, and I find a mirror
>Oh Mother
>I look like a whore
>Or a clown
>I look like a whore clown
>Decided to ask Auntie Rose for help
>After I wash my face

>>35731673
Cute / cute. I like your writing.

>>35731955
Thank you, its nice to hear that

>>35731970
I've been enjoying it too. You're doing good. I might have to try my hand at a little writing once I get off work.

>>35731673
Damn you clown fetish. Stop showing up.

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>>35731019
>Hear a low keening sound
>Ask the Shining One for but a drop of his ocean of radiance
>The light casts long shadows from the appendages that have sprouted from the brat's back, but I can deal with that later
>Check the fallen elf for injuries
>Looks like just shock, but she's still unconscious
>Wake her up, placing myself between her and the brat
>Nothing to be done about the shadows though
>Agnes: "What-"
>Me: "What you may have seen was a manifestation of my young ward's fiendish ancestry. It is likely that a grandsire of hers was a devil of some sort."
>And the other grandsires
>And the parents
>This is to protect an innocent, damn it
>Agnes: "What-"
>Me: "If you take nothing else from this encounter, know that she is good of heart and, more importantly, under my direct supervision. I have this investigation well in hand and any Guild involvement could jeopardize all of the Order's work. MY work, you understand? I'm asking you to keep mum on this, at least until I've concluded my investigation."
>Agnes: "What, I-"
>Shake her gently
>Agnes: "What more can I do to help?"
>I stare at her
>Agnes: "It's clear you've been burned by your partner, but you don't have to pursue vengeance alone!"
>Oh boy, here we go
>Me: "When brother Maltheas returns from exorcising the chapel, wherever that is, we will have words. Nothing more, miss. He hasn't done anything wrong. Yet."
>Agnes: "Then you haven't found out who he's decided to run away with yet... what a devious man, skipping town and leaving his poor partner to raise their child-"
>Me: "You keep using that word-"
>Agnes: "-all alone in the woods and with nobody to fend off wolves and witches and demons!"
>Me: "First of all, there are no wolves in these woods, second of all, the only witch is Mrs. Prothero and she's a very nice person, and third of all brother Maltheas has summoned no demons! With black arts or otherwise! Your contract is to chase after ghosts."

>>35732667
I love this elf.

>>35732720
I can't get enough of fujoshi elf

>>35732822
>fujoshi
You made me learn something.

>>35732908
I'm glad to spread knowledge

>>35732667
>Agnes: "Yes! That's it! Ghosts! He must have run off with the ghost of one of the innocents he used in the ritual. But he regrets having done it, given that he was trained as a paladin and that his partner believes only the best in him."
>Me: "Now see here-"
>Agnes: [somehow still not out of breath] "Or maybe he's actually chasing after the demon himself in order to restore his good name in your eyes or the eyes of your Order! A cursed item-- it's always a cursed item like a book or a lobster trap or a pair of scissors that you don't expect, but right when you start running they stab you in the back. Like a backstabbing lover..."
>Lever her to her feet and quietly herd her to the door
>Turn back to the brat
>The bedspread is a mess
>It looks like someone killed a deer on it
>The way she's licking the wings would look creepier if she didn't look so much like a cat while she does it
>Ponder the implications of an obviously demonic creature no longer making the bile rise in my throat
>The shadows the wings cast on the wall still make my palms itch
>Me: "If we're going to keep up the father/daughter song and dance I'm going to need to know what to call you."
>Brat: "I thought you didn't have any time."
>Me: "Brother Maltheas likes to chat up the ghosts before he smites them. I think we've got plenty of time before he returns. And if that young elf acts as I pray she does, we should be left relatively alone here until then."
>Brat: "<She who bathes in the boiling, mingled blood of kings, lords, and cardinals; who wears upon her crown the jagged heart of the innermost glacier; whose very step trembles mountains and reduces oceans to steam>."
>Me: "...could you spell it?"
>She puts her hands on her hips
>Me: "How about something shorter? The first syllable kind of sounded like 'Ria'?"
>She cringes visibly
>Brat: "That's really not the right inflection. Or tone. Basically no part of that was consistent with any part of my name."
>Me: "Ria it is!"

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>>35733261
And that's a pretty good way for me to end the "dramatic" part of this. Everything that probably comes after would be slice of life.

OR WOULD IT?

It would.

Thanks for reading.

>>35733261
>or a lobster trap or a pair of scissors

What you did there, I see it.

Can someone screencap all of op's posts together?

>>35735631
I'll take care of it anon, no worries

>>35735749
Thanks.

>>35735927
Also, did you need it right away, or can it wait?

>>35733261
>Get a load of this elf.
Thanks for posting OP, 'twas a fun tale.

>>35733261
>>35733483
I love you.

>>35735998
Before the thread 404's, but it's not like its a rush job or anything. Thanks again.

>>35731673
>Auntie Rose agreed to teach me how to use make up
>I go over to her home with the makeup father bought me
>Auntie tells me that what Father bought was face paint, not makeup
> Mother Damnit
> Auntie Rose suggests we paint each other's faces for fun
>I painted a cat nose and whiskers on her
>Next she painted my face
>Look in the mirror
>She painted blood under my eyes and a pentagram on my forehead
>Somehow not as scary as the whore clown Father painted
> Before I leave Auntie promises she will take me out to get makeup if my dads say it's alright
> I might get to go into town...

>>35736286
These are adorable

>>35736286
>Papa REALLY doesn't like the idea of me going into town
>Hysterical is an understatement
>He has been crying nonstop for nearly an hour
>"What if something happens and they smite my baby girl"
>Papa there isn't anyone in town who could smite me, please stop crying
>"If anyone thinks they are gonna touch a hair in her head"
>Papa no one is trying to get me, please put the sword down
>Father eventually said I could go as long as I wear a cloak and keep the hood over my horns and eyes, and I have to stay with Auntie Rose all the time
>I'm going into town!
>It's happening!

>>35737229

I'm really hoping nothing too bad happens. She's just so excited...

>>35737229
Cute.

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Bamp

>>35737229
>The next day Auntie Rose and I headed off to the market
>I was wearing a cloak with the hood up, covering my horns and most of my eyes
>Just like my dads said to
>Now that I was in town, I realized something
>I was terrified
>Mother save me, I was in town
>Town
>Full of townsfolk
>Townsfolk that hate demons
>Shit
>I clung to Auntie Rose's dress, hiding behind her whenever anyone got too close
>After what felt like ages, we made our way into the market
>The market was FULL of people
>People who would form an angry mob if I was found out
>Luckily we didn't have to wander to far into the market place to find the stall we were looking for
>The makeup stall was tended by a tall blond woman
>Auntie Rose did all of the talking
>She explained we were looking to buy me some makeup
>I was hoping I could get through this without having to talk to the makeup lady
>of course I wasn't so lucky
>From behind Auntie Rose I heard the makeup lady speak
>"Well I am gonna need to see her face to be able to sell you the right make up for her"
>Before I knew it, this lady had a hand in my cheek
>And she was looking me right in my eyes
>My pitch-black demon eyes
>My mind races
>This was it
>This was the end
>Queue the angry mob in 5
>4
>3
>2
>1
> "You have beautiful eyes sweetie, and I think I have just the stuff to complement them"
>That wasn't a scream
>That wasn't the sound of an angry mob
>That was a compliment
>Papa says you're supposed to say thank you and smile when someone compliments you
>So I did
>He also says don't smile to big because it makes my fangs really noticeable
>So I didn't
>Auntie Rose paid for a box of basic makeup stuff
>After that I followed her around as she took care of a few more errands
>the market wasn't as scary now though
>Thanks blond lady

>>35741754
Moar?

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Apparently, someone archived the thread on Sup/tg/ as a passive aggressive jab against it:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Redeemed+Succubus+Waifu+Greentext+Thread+

When did this become a common something that was done?

>>35746959

It isn't. Refer to >>35707265's post, it's part of the backlash from the "Redeemed Succubus Goddess" wars.

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>>35747254
I hate that thread. I'm happy that it got turned around and now half the people that were in it are pissed that they got trolled, but I hate that people are assuming that our stuff is like that.

Most of the demon girls in the stories listed are either repentant, simply mischievous (CN at the worst, CG if it's possible), or evil, but their actions are misunderstood. We don't have anyone pretending to be good for the sake of evil, and none of us are waifu-ing at all.

>>35748181
I ain't even mad that they archived my shit. They also bumped my thread, which was damned decent of them. I think the thought of one of the liliumfags or the berserkerpaladinfags reading it expecting smut at the end will keep me warm for many a night.

>>35748283
They were expecting vore, man. And that's where I draw the line. Besides, I like my stories with no ulterior motives or trolling involved.

Like what you like, but don't bring your trash over to other threads. We already have WST which I parouse and sometimes participate in and other general threads, and there's already a redeemed succubus thread.

>>35748330
Once this got long I felt kind of bad about not just typing it up in advance, throwing it on a pastebin, and posting in that writing critique thread, but hearing feedback the entire way through was really encouraging.

Also vore succubus is my fetish but don't fucking post about it like it's a serious topic and not expect backlash I mean goddamn.
I honestly don't know what smut I would write in this setting honestly

>>35748466
In yours? Well, you don't even need to. I like the paladin questioning his morals, but deciding to help what is clearly a girl trying to repent, in the end. I like the succubus girl struggling with herself, but honestly trying to be good, even if it's against her very core. It's a good thing going on.

Don't worry about not having it prepped. It's good to improv, and I wish I was just a stronger writer so that people would like my stuff as much as they liked yours.

Some people just into autism way too deep. And people were expecting something nice, got trolled, and are now butt mad. It's the cycle of life, really.

>>35748466
It's hard to properly criticize greentext stories since they all the proper grammar, tone setting, and general good writing skills required to make an interesting story. You'll either get people praising your bare bones concept or hating it, since your actual writing skill isn't required.

>>35700757
>>No more evil than a cassowary with a temper, really
I lost it, 10/10 OP

>>35733483
Please, anon, more

>>35733483
Dude have you written other things? Because this is top notch stuff.

>>35748522
Give writing a go, I've been writing in this thread and people seem to not hate it.

And I'm a shit writer

>>35752984
Already have, man. I'm the one who wrote the Annie stuff. I don't think I'm a shit writer, but I've been writing on /tg/ before, and I have a problem of burning out and just going to the ending.

>>35751420
>>35752397
I could do cute after this I think maybe. I haven't writefagged on /tg/ before the contents of the op, but I'm thinking about running a spaceship quest using Magical Burst rules

>>35753693
I'd be willing to join. I got free time, anyway.

And cute slice of life stuff is always welcome in demonio daughteru thread.

We should call it that.

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>>35748466

>>35753727
Quest would be when I'm not doing senior design. Also when I'm not overlapping with the currently extant magical burst quest.

I'm not sure whether to switch to the brat's POV, since she's supposed to be in the "evil cannot comprehend good" zone still. She wants to conduct herself in a good way but there are a lot of mental processing steps between how she would first think to do something and how she actually does it. Mental compulsion versus giving a gift, for example. Thankfulness versus threats. Acting selfishly versus being deathly afraid of disappointing a father figure

>>35754027
It seems like something to try, at least. It sounds really interesting, and I wanna see how you would do it.

>>35752984
See >>35748924 for why

>>35755477
Shhhhhh...
Let me just pretend that people like my writing because it's good

>>35755794
No. If you pander to people like a whore and then act like your shit dont stink, you gonna get called out on it.

>>35755920
Oh fuck off, you just jelly he got skills you don't.

>>35756662
>y-you're just j-jealous!
Quaint.

I've written plenty of things for /tg/, all of which was done while anonymous since I'm not a namefag attention whore like op and none of which was poorly written angsty greentext farted out across three threads of dramawhoring and namefagging in order to get people to praise my work purely out of spite against some perceived troll faction and then using the resulting tribalistic praise to advertise some quest that had nothing to do with anything I wrote in the first place.

>>35756930
[jellyness intensifies]

>>35757041
Forgot your name, op.

>>35755794
>>35755920
>>35756662
>>35756930
>>35757041
>>35757068
Can we please stop this bickering and just get back to more cute demon daughteru stuff?

>>35757138
Maybe if op stopped being an egotistical cunt we could. I wanted to write some stuff on the subject but after all the cult of personality worship and hugboxing going on in this thread I'm severely turned off to the idea.

>>35756930

Then go post some of your own writing and enjoy a little anonymous praise in one of the writethreads.

Almost all writing done here is of low quality, but that's because it's someone just cranking out a short little story for the amusement of others. I have been enjoying it, other anons have been enjoying it. If they weren't, there would have only been one thread because OP wasn't getting any response to their work. Despite the utter loathing some have for Quest threads, they wouldn't exist if there wasn't a fan base among the fa/tg/uys.

So how about you go make your own thread, and actually make something for /tg/ to enjoy instead of coming around to other threads and shitting about while others are having fun that you don't like.

>>35757220
I've been away from the thread for hours, guys. I'm not interested in this argument, but it'd be nice to see more stories, whatever the format.

>>35757220
Go be autistic somewhere else cunt.

>>35757411
Wait sketch, you're the OP? Dang, didn't realize you were this good a writer. I'm going to have to give your quests a look now.

Also, anybody here screencap the end of the story? I would if I knew how.

>>35757411
I'm so glad one of the oh so mighty namefags deigned to give me permission to dare tread upon his thread.
>>35757429
Forgot your name, op

>>35757645
Derp. Left the name on while crossposting

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In the interest of cohabitation with everyone...

>today, I've decided to visit the dragon's daughter
>she's a meanie-butt, but I think we can really be friends if I try
>Mister Lighthammer always says to try
>start heading up the mountain with Beary in hand
>"Anon. I. Dislike. The. Dragon. Girl."
>"Hush, Beary - I want to go make a friend. Besides, if this doesn't work, we can scare the pants off of her."
>the further I go, the more it smells like fire
>and brimstone
>and seared flesh
>kinda smells like the time before I met Mister Lighthammer
>finally get to a mouth of a huge cavern
>big enough to fit, like, fifty Big Bearies if they stand on each other's shoulders
>hold Beary tight as I go in
>it's dark and scary in the cave, and there's treasure littered all over the floor
>get to a big pile of treasure to the left side of the cave, where dragon girl is polishing her big, scaled tail
>"What do YOU want, nerd?"
>"Well, I was kinda hoping we could be -"
>"UP-PUP-PUP. If you're going to say what I think you're going to say, I'm not interested in being friend with a nerd."
>"Wha-hey! Don't just brush me off, you...you...stupid dummy!"
>dragon girl cackles, clicking the scales on her hands together as she does it
>"Is that it? Is that really the best you've got? Come on, you buttface, I thought tiefling girls were smarter than that!"
>she steps down from her mound of treasures
>it's kinda on the small side, compared to the huge one in the middle
>"I see you running around, sucking up to people all day, girlie! I see you being all cutesy with that paladin dad of yours and your two little friends! You probably just wanted to make fun of me or something like last time, huh?"
(contd.)

>>35758391
>more vidya loli waifu shit
Is there a single original idea in your head?

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>>35758391
>she's sneering at me now
>I can see some of the glistening gold caps on her fangs
>"Well, too bad! You broke my gold bunny, so I don't think I should be your friend, you stupid sucky-butt!"
>"I'm a Lilim! And Mister Beary didn't mean to break your toy!"
>dragon girl is standing right in front of me now
>why are her eyes puffy
>"Well, it's not my fault I wanted to show off my cool toy to someone who OBVIOUSLY didn't deserve it! You didn't have to break my gold bunny!"
>"You didn't have to try showing off all the time!"
>"YOU don't have to assume things, melon nose!"
>"Why do you keep making fun of me!? Why can't you just act normal!?"
>"WELL, HOW ELSE IS A DRAGON'S DAUGHTER SUPPOSED TO TRY AND BE YOUR FRIEND!?"
>dragon girl clasps a hand over her mouth
>now it makes sense
>dragons don't like being seen as weak
>she wanted to be my friend
>it's super hard for her not to act like the paladin's son because she's a dragon
>now she's holding her tail in her hands and trying to look away
>"Yeah, it's hard for me to make friends, okay? Is that what you wanted me to say!? It's so easy for you to do all this cool stuff, but when I do it, everyone's afraid that the big, bad dragon is gonna swoop down and eat whoever makes his daughter cry! No one likes talking to me, but they only have to because they don't want to be burned to a crisp! And when I see you walking around like you own the place, even though you're a weirdo like me, it just - RRGH! Just go away! I don't wanna talk!"
>dragon girl is sniffling a bit
>she doesn't want to look me in the eye
>put Beary on the ground
>hold her hands
(One more.)

>>35758446
It's just an image, Anon. The writing is what's important. I'd find images of demon girls, but when I try, it's all lewds.

>>35758748
And the writing is about a girl and her demonically possessed stuffed bear. Be more original

>>35758726
>tsundere dragongirl
Because THAT'S new.

>>35758792
Okay.

>>35741754
>space out for a bit while walking around the market with Auntie Rose
>Notice a group of people on the edge of the market
>I can kind of hear them
>Sounds like they are telling each other stories of some kind
>One of them tells, what is clearly a joke
>Something along the lines of "Let me just pretend that people like my stories because they are good"
>Apparently no one else understood that it was a joke
>Everyone suddenly starts arguing about the stories
>Ask Auntie Rose who these people are
>She tells me to just ignore them
>And that's how I learned people can get REALLY mad over a joke

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>>35758446
>Anyone being this mad over nothing.
Fuck anon, if you feel it necessary to shitpost over every single post on this thread, you could always, oh I don't know, not view the thread. Or keep foaming at the mouth if you like, I find it almost as entertaining as the stories themselves.

>>35758852
Very heavy handed, but otherwise okay.
I like your story, man. Always good for a nice, gentle read.

>>35758862
You got images to the knigga threads? I kinda want them on my iPad.

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>>35758998
>knigga threads
This is a thing? I just downloaded that into my reaction folder because I thought it was fucking hilarious. There are more of them out there?

So fraid not. This is the closest related pic I got.

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>>35758726
>"W-what do you want, dummy?"
>"Hey, look, i know it's tough, okay? I'm sorry for being - well, you're the one being mean, but - okay, what I'm trying to say is that I used to be teased, too. Before I met my friends, the paladin's son always played pranks on me, and the people in town kept on trying to avoid me like I'd curse them."
>she's still not looking at me, but her tail's kinda going down
>that's a good sign, right?
>"I'm not saying they're gonna like you right away, but if you want, we can go and play with my friends! I don't know their names, but we have sleep overs and stuff all the time! It's fun! Wanna join?"
>smile at her
>smiling always made Mister Lighthammer give me a pat on the forehead
>dragon girl tries to look at me without me noticing
>act like I'm looking at Mister Beary
>after a while, she starts smiling
>tries to hide it behind a mad cackle
>she jumps away from me, hopping onto her treasure hoard
>"W-well, maybe I WILL go and head into town with you! Then your friends will see how cool I am, and how I'm so awesome! Then they'll leave you and hang out with me, because you're a zero and I'm the hero!"
>wow, what a butt
>but at least I get her now
>Maybe
>"Now go! Leave my cave, stinky pee-pee peasant!"
>"And...thank you."
>"Whaaaat? What was that? Did the dragon girl say THANK YOU?"
>"I said your bear looks like poop!"

>>35759097
It was / is a big part of /tg/, man. It was part of the CYOA stuff, and I think it's hilarious. Look it up if you have the time.

>>35758852
Passive aggressiveness has reached new lows

>>35759192
Too much

>>35760218
Okay. Sorry.

bump

>>35758852
Touché!

>>35767632
Soufflé

>>35767995
Sacré bleu!

>>35699495
While I appreciate the story, if you are going to save a text, please save it as text. Or png. NOT LOSSY JPG FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

>>35768076
Oh piss off, I could use the convenient captchas to add to my growing folder.

Did anyone ever screencap the whole story?

>>35771429
Which one?