Your attention, though, isn't really on your wyvern for a change, instead being occupied by the two new fighters in the hangar, flown in just this morning.

Well, to be fair, new isn't the right word.

A pair of P-67Ds were flown in after everyone else was off by a couple of guys from a maintenance unit to the west, who'd said a pilot from your unit had pulled three of them from a boneyard and had them restored to flight worthiness to be used as base hacks up here. Both of these checked out- their airframes may be nearing 50 years old, but they're still sound, and the monster wright-cyclones in them are still in good shape. Their actual cargo space is limited- even with the fixed weapons removed and the ancient night fighting gear and radio pulled out, it's far from roomy. You figure it'll carry about as much as a full sized pickup truck, though, which is plenty enough for what you needed.

The real upside to the whole thing is that, even without being cleared by the surgeon, you can fly them. Hacks are totally supernumerary, and as long as you're not trying to take it to the front, no one really worries about where you're going with one. So long as there's a valid flight plan and you don't bust restricted airspace, you can go where ever you want or need to go.

2/3

Of course, the problem with that is everyone knows that you're a pilot with time on his hands, a hack with some cargo space, and no real reason to not fly it. It's not even a day trip to head back to Berlin, and your chief has hinted that the ground crew would really, really appreciate having some good beer for a change- maybe, he said, if some beer and steaks magically appeared, they could whip together a bit of a barbeque for everyone in the squadron, here in the hangar.

He even mentioned one of the bats can be fueled up pretty quickly and lieutenant Maloney said she'd be happy to ride along and help out- her German is pretty good, afterall. Much better than yours, which is completely nonexistent, anyway. He's actually over by them now- watching a two man-team 'double check them'- for the fifth time in two hours- which is just an excuse to stand over there and shoot a meaningful glance in your direction every now and then.

Finally, he grins. “What about it, sir? They really look like they ougghta be flown, ya know? Maybe a couple hundred miles, like to Berlin and back?”

You laugh. He's persistent, if nothing else.

[] “I guess they do, chief. Let me get a flight plan sorted out, then I'll take one up for a hop.”
[] “I'm not seeing it, chief. Need a hand with the Wyvern? I wasn't exactly gentle on it, ya know.”

>>35674062
>[x] “I'm not seeing it, chief. Need a hand with the Wyvern? I wasn't exactly gentle on it, ya know.”

>>35674062
>[x] “I guess they do, chief. Let me get a flight plan sorted out, then I'll take one up for a hop.”

BBQ motherfuckers

>>35674062
>[] “I guess they do, chief. Let me get a flight plan sorted out, then I'll take one up for a hop.”

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>>35674062
>[x] “I guess they do, chief. Let me get a flight plan sorted out, then I'll take one up for a hop.”

The Great Booze Run of 1990 is a go! Best night of the week!

>>35674062
>[X] “I guess they do, chief. Let me get a flight plan sorted out, then I'll take one up for a hop.”
>Aerial roadtrip with Wendy
>Beer
>Steak

I see no downside to this.

>>35674062
[x] “I guess they do, chief. Let me get a flight plan sorted out, then I'll take one up for a hop.”

>>35674062
[] “I guess they do, chief. Let me get a flight plan sorted out, then I'll take one up for a hop.”

I wonder how many witches we can cram into it.

>>35674062
>[x] “I guess they do, chief. Let me get a flight plan sorted out, then I'll take one up for a hop.”

we are so going to get jumped!

>>35674062
>[x] “I guess they do, chief. Let me get a flight plan sorted out, then I'll take one up for a hop.”

>>35674062
[X] “I guess they do, chief. Let me get a flight plan sorted out, then I'll take one up for a hop.”
Time for more shopping.

>>35674062
>[] “I guess they do, chief. Let me get a flight plan sorted out, then I'll take one up for a hop.”

Nice gift for the girls once they get back

>>35674093
One prude among many elegan/tg/entlemen

>>35674062
>[x] "I guess they do, chief. Let me get a flight plan sorted out, then I'll take one up for a hop."

As long as they're keeping up with the Wyvern's maintenance while we're out, we'll be happy to get all the shit they need for a BBQ.

What month is it in the front now?

Summer? Fall? right?

[] “I guess they do, chief. Let me get a flight plan sorted out, then I'll take one up for a hop.”

"You got some cold boxes to keep that stuff fresh?"

Inb4 we manage to kill Frank for real with this.

>>35674254
oh its not like pixy or his sister if they exist will jump us!

>>35674245
Late-Summer, Early-Fall something like that.

>>35674271
WHY!

>>35674271
Eh, it's not like we'll see the 8492nd try to run us down for going off base.

The entire city of Berlin once finding out Frank is in their town all the women will want his child.

The newspaper says he single so thus free game.

Thus the second battle of Berlin will begin.

Also, Wendy/Fronk.

I didn't really like it too much, but I want to get some other ones done before I go nitpick again.

http://pastebin.com/p4KkGZEb

>>35674062
>[] “I guess they do, chief. Let me get a flight plan sorted out, then I'll take one up for a hop.”

>>35674587
HURRY UP WITH DEME/GHOST DIVA SMUT

>>35674440
>Ice on standby at base when this comes through on the radio.
>"Shit, Wendy, I'm getting overwhelmed out here, I need a hand!"
>"I'm trying Sir Bishop but I'm-witches! They've brought witches and they're heading your way!"

Ice: "Let go of me Rach I need to get up there before they get torn to pieces!"
Sloidah: "I know how you feel Ice but the twins are already scrambling and-"

>"Wendy I'm cut off and there are just too many frauliens out here, I don't know if I'm going to make it back to the airstrip."

Sloidah: "Wait, 'frauliens'?
Ice: "GET ME TO MY STRIKERS NOW!"

>>35674062
>[] “I guess they do, chief. Let me get a flight plan sorted out, then I'll take one up for a hop.”

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[x] “I guess they do, chief. Let me get a flight plan sorted out, then I'll take one up for a hop.”

You look at the two aircraft- both of them are still painted in their old Polish camouflage schemes, with the identifying numbers and registry changed. Even with extra time, the crew hasn't been able to do much to them, really, just check to make sure they're airworthy and slap on the new numbers.

Finally, you nod. “I guess they do, chief. Give me a half hour to get a flight plan sorted and filed, then I'll take one up for a hop. A barbeque might be a nice surprise for everyone, yeah?”

You're worried, for a second, his grin is gonna split his face. “Yes sir! We'll have them ready to go, just say the word when you get back!”

You laugh again and hop a ride with one of the crew back to the admin building, filing a basic flightplan- Torun South to Berlin Tempelhof, something like 230 miles, give or take- well within the internal tank range of the D model Bat. Hell, the trip itself is a little under an hour at the bat's cruise speed, even if the D, heavier than the preceding models, is slower by a good five or so miles an hour.

You take the time to drop the copies of the plan off both on the ops desk and on the boss' desk- just in case she gets back before you do, she won't have any reason to yell about that. You don't think she would, anymore, but it's better safe than sorry in this case, especially given where your base sits.

1/2

You find a ride waiting for you outside the admin building- your crew is really anxious at the prospect of beer and actual, legitimate meat, not the stuff that's getting shipped up. What you're getting is probably loads better than whatever anyone on the front is, you're sure, but it's still far from the best and, while you do feel a momentary pang of conscious at the thought of enjoying good steaks while some grunt at the front picks through an MRE, you remind yourself these are the guys who's 'dog robbers' are gaining legendary status for 're-appropriating' things. Like a sling load of Budweiser beer from a depot near Poznan, flown out by an army Chinook. In short, they know how to look out for themselves too, with the assets they have.

Back at the hangar, the bats have both been wheeled out, and your chief stands in front of them, gesturing with a coffee mug while the ground crew close them both up. He turns when he hears your ride approaching, nodding at you. “Ok sir, they're both ready to go.”

2/3 (oops)

You quirk an eyebrow. “You know I can only fly one, right chief?”

He laughs. “Ah, yessir, I did. But I figured you'd want to pick.” He points at the one on the left. “That one's a two seater, the old aircraft commander seat is gone. Guess it's one of the ones they had in service right up till about ten years ago in the ground attack role. She's got more space, but, well-”

“Two seater.” You say- you'd have to leave someone behind, since you noticed Merlin walking around the one on the right just a second ago.

He nods. “Yessir. The one on the right's still got all three seats, that's the only real difference between the two of them.”

The unspoken part there, is, of course, less space to load things into- the three place bat might struggle to carry everything, but at the same time, you're not so sure how well going with just one passenger would go- Merlin's gonna take some convincing to let you fly without her, and You're going to need Wendy, since you don't know any German.

[] We'll have to talk to the girls, someone's staying here- get the two-seater ready for flight.
[] We'll have plenty of space if we pack it right, we'll take the three.

>>35674814
> get another pilot

Sharks available?

>>35674814
>[] We'll have plenty of space if we pack it right, we'll take the three.

>>35674814
>[] We'll have plenty of space if we pack it right, we'll take the three.

>>35674814
>[X] We'll have to talk to the girls, someone's staying here- get the two-seater ready for flight.

>>35674814
>[] We'll have plenty of space if we pack it right, we'll take the three.

>>35674814
>[]Other
Get the sherktwans in the two seater, we'll take the 3 seater and together bring back ALL the booze and steaks.

>>35674814
>[x] We'll have plenty of space if we pack it right, we'll take the three.

We can get creative with the booze.

>>35674819
>The rest of the squadron is up again- it's just you, Merlin, and Wendy on the ground today.
Nop.

>>35674814
>[] We'll have plenty of space if we pack it right, we'll take the three.


We need Wendy as translator and I don't feel that its safe for Frank to ride a plane alone.

>>35674814
>[] We'll have plenty of space if we pack it right, we'll take the three.

>>35674814
>[x] We'll have plenty of space if we pack it right, we'll take the three.
C'mon, Fronk, surely you've played Tetris? If not, maybe Merlin or Wendy. Easy peasy.
>>35674587
You're doing god's work.

>>35674836
This if possible. BBQ party for the whole base, anyone?

>>35674836
um

>>35674026
>The rest of the squadron is up again- it's just you, Merlin, and Wendy on the ground today.

>>35674819
>>35674836
>>35674870

Rest of the squadron is up in the air.

>>35674839
Maybe one of the groundcrew or others on base?

>>35674814
>[X] We'll have plenty of space if we pack it right, we'll take the three.

>>35674891
Frank is the only pilot with free time right now that is why the chief is nudging him to do it

>>35674891
Well they did fly it here.

>>35674814
>[] We'll have plenty of space if we pack it right, we'll take the three.

Merlin is probably bored as fuck as well, and after we got our ass almost nailed again her PTSD is probably on a high.

>>35674814
>[x] We'll have plenty of space if we pack it right, we'll take the three.
Amazing how much you can pack stuff if you do it right.

>>35674948
> by a couple of guys from a maintenance unit to the west
Read the thread.

>>35674814
[X] We'll have plenty of space if we pack it right, we'll take the three.

If anything we can have Wendy and Merlin hold a case a beer or a bottle of Vodka in the cockpit. Or just some party snacks during the ride back

>>35675056
>bottle of Vodka
We're in Germany, we're getting some fucking Schanapps

>>35674814
>[] We'll have plenty of space if we pack it right, we'll take the three.
Fear not chief, we'll fit everything in somehow

>>35674814
>[X] We'll have plenty of space if we pack it right, we'll take the three.

THIS IS WHAT PYLONS ARE FOR

REMEMBER THE SPITFIRE BEER RUN

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Psychomoto Sean-spawn.

>>35675223
oh god I can fear the crazy from here!

also, just a thought:
Kenji's a redhead.
redheads are, iirc, genetically recessive, that is, both sides must have the genes for the child to even have a chance of being a redhead.
Ergo
Somewhere back in the deep dark recesses of Mio's family tree...there's a fucking dirty ginger in there. Sickening.
I kid. Gingers are cool.

>>35675339
Or the person who Sean/Mio's kid had kids with to produce Kenji had recessive genes.

>>35675339
It could be magic.

>>35675125
BUT ANON WE MUST SUPPORT THE POLES.

>>35675402
Yeah, I suppose. Been a long time since I've fucked with genetics and Punnett squares and shit

>>35675416
Eh we're fighting along side the Poles and the Germans are in the middle of rebuilding, again.

>>35675223
YES

>>35675426
>punnett squares
oh man, those were fucking weird in an all-guys high school

>>35675184
>pylons
>moonbat

You'll ruin the beauty of it's design.

>>35675609
How else are we going to equip kegs to the wings?

>>35675628
Merlin Magic.

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[x] We'll have plenty of space if we pack it right, we'll take the three.

You look over the two aircraft, realizing it's not really a choice at all- you'll have to take the three seater. “We'll take the three, chief.” You say, walking towards it. “Any requests?”

He shakes his head. “No sir, but I heard tell there's a really good import shop on the south side of the city, specializes in American beef. Be nice to see some real Texas T-bones, ya know?”

You nod. “I'll see what I can do, chief. Beer?”

He nods, “Yes sir, beer!”

You laugh. “No, I mean what kind?”

He shakes his head with a laugh of his own. “Sir, most of these guys wouldn't know good beer if it snuck up on them and bit them in the dick. Just get whatever you can.”

You nod. “Got it.”

“Oh, here.” He stops you, handing you two thick rolls of MPC. “We, ah, took up a collection, ya know? Everyone put in something, we're not expecting any change or nothin, though.”

This is a lot of cash- probably a good couple thousand, all told. “This is an awful lot of money, chief...” You start, and he nods.

“Yessir, but the boys and me, we didn't think it was fair to be askin ya to fly out, get all this shit for us, then fly back without offerin to pay for it, ya know?” He says. “Just take it, if there's any left over, keep it, kinda our way of sayin thanks, ya know?”

Seeing clearly that he's not going to take the money back, you nod and stick it in the breast pocket on your flight suit. “Alright, chief. See you in a couple hours, then.”

He nods, smiling again. “yessir! We'll be waitin.”

“I bet you will!” you respond with a laugh, climbing up into the bat.

1/3

Merlin's already taken the second seat- in the D, that's the aircraft commander's position. Back when these things were the USAF's only day/night multirole aircraft, she'd have been a combination of the navigator, in-flight engineer, radio operator, and have control of the weapons, other than the cannons up front- and even then, she'd be the one arming them and keeping an eye on the ammo loads and status, leaving the pilot, up front, free to fly and fight. She smiles- looking kind of strange with just the radio headset on in place of her helmet. “Hi Frank!” She beams. “This is different, huh?”

You nod, grinning back. “Just a bit, kiddo. How's it all look?”

She shrugs. “Piston systems are strange, and I don't know how they kept track of all these dials and gauges and things!”

You laugh, settling down into the front seat and grabbing the stick- it's a center stick, like the tomcat was, though your throttle is still on the left- not too hard to manage. You look over your shoulder in time to catch a glimpse of Wendy as she steps over the cockpit edge and settles down into the rearmost seat- the old radar operator position.

Merlin handles start-up, just as well, you figure- while she's got to handle the fuel mixture settings, you've still got the throttles up here, and so have to listen to her directions as you start up everything, till finally the big props begin to turn over, slowly at first, then rapidly gaining speed as the old bird comes to life around you, her exhaust vents jetting flame for a minute before everything stabilizes and your chief gives you a thumbs up, one hand clamped to his hat.

2/3

The big fighter glides along the ground easily, and fairly jumps into the sky- you're thankful it's not one of the early models of bat, with the manually cranked wheels.

Settling into cruise altitude, you note how good a day for flying it is- it's clear, with just some scattered clouds off to the north and east. Honestly, it's almost like out of a painting- a train follows the tracks below you, crawling eastward, and some scattered military air traffic passes by, mostly higher than you- you make out several transports, a couple of French Mirages, and a flight of F-15s heading east.

To you and Merlin, it's nothing- just a nice day to be in the air, and time to adjust to the bat. She's got a whole different set of demands than the wyvern, and you're rapidly getting used to them- small adjustments to the throttles to get the engines to purr just right.

To Wendy, though, it's apparently amazing- she finally speaks up from her seat in the back- the one with the worst view, honestly. “This is beautiful!” She says. “Is it like this whenever you fly?”

[] Well, no, this is really great weather, honestly.
[] Kind of, yeah. See all kinds of things from the air- you know that.

>>35675726
>[x] Well, no, this is really great weather, honestly.
It does sound like really nice weather.

>>35675726
>[] Well, no, this is really great weather, honestly.
Plus 90% of the time, when we're flying we're not really relaxing

>>35675726
>[X] Well, no, this is really great weather, honestly.

>>35675726
>[] Kind of, yeah. See all kinds of things from the air- you know that.
>[] Well, no, this is really great weather, honestly.

>>35675726
>[x] Well, no, this is really great weather, honestly.

Everything is new and wonderful to Wendy.

Goddamnit, Britain

>>35675726
[] Well, no, this is really great weather, honestly.

Did she only get to fly in bad weather?

>>35675785
Well she is from England...

>>35675761
this guy's got it

>>35675726

[X] Well, no, this is really great weather, honestly.
[X] Kind of, yeah. See all kinds of things from the air- you know that.

>>35675726
>[] Well, no, this is really great weather, honestly.
And we do normally fly a fighter jet.

>>35675726
>[] Well, no, this is really great weather, honestly.

>>35675726
>[x] Well, no, this is really great weather, honestly.

>>35675726
>[] Well, no, this is really great weather, honestly.
Sorry I'm late Ghost!

Ohh, the 'Bat takes to the skies once more!

>>35675726
>[x] Well, no, this is really great weather, honestly.

SenseOfWonder.png

>>35675785
>Did she only get to fly in bad weather?
More like little to no flight time at all.

>Wendy can into Deutsche

People, remind me again why the British Coven are total idiots.

>>35675726
>[x] Kind of, yeah. See all kinds of things from the air- you know that.

>>35676059
>Wendy has god tier education.
>Made a shit rifle work.
>Has insane accuracy for time/what she uses.
>Managed to keep up with Fronk in gnome mode.
>All this and more because Grandpappy was an idiot.

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>>35676059
the brit coven needs a good kick to the ass!

>>35676095
>Wendy when she snaps on the brit coven

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>>35676090
>>35676095
The lousy Limeys lost 200% LOYALTY

>>35676090
wendy stronk

>>35676138
Wendy is a best.

>>35676095
>>35676095
Well, we need to pull ALL and EVERY link we can get to ensure Wendy become Matron to unfuck Brits Coven. That the sweetest payback, don't you all think?

>>35676095
Now I'm curious how Wendy would work if she had THE POWER OF KINGS

>>35676145
mah nigga.

>>35676220
I'd waifu Wendy if I could get away with it and wasn't so invested in the others at this point.


>>35676203
Not even we have that much power anon. I don't think anyone does, entrenched British politics and assholitude are NOT something you can deal with easily, if at all.

>>35676254
>Entrenched British Politics

We have the Matron London for that man.

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Posting Wendy in a Wendy thread.
Bonus brown witch included.

>>35676254
Reject the sunk cost fallacy Anon!

Wendy is best girl, and she needs some sweet loving.

>>35676284
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1000150?tags=parent%3A863547 said brown witch.

>>35676289
we add her to the list then you fool!

>>35676276
She MIGHT be able to get Wendy a position in a proper wing. Notice how she essentially had to pawn her off to us to get her in the air.

There are all sorts of ways for people below her to block, frustrate or straight up lie about Wendy, all thanks to institutional memory.

>>35676289
It's not the sunk cost fallacy anon, it's that I actually like the others too! I mean I can barely choose between Slider and Ice, much less adding Wendy, Konstantina and Bridgette to the mix!

>>35676299
>>35676289
Wendy's birthday fellas!

>>35676320
Then again, she's US Navy right now, right?

>>35676339
I think she's in some ambiguous gray area where she's kinda with us but technically a British Citizen still?

I don't know, we'd need a Ghost to answer that.


Ghost? Care to comment on Wendy's exact status for us morons?

Anybody else on AC quest right now around here?

>>35676382
Indeed.

I'd be surprised if she eventually gets posted on the USS Churchill with her current Navy status though.

>>35676386
Of course.

>>35676386
link for the lazy?

>>35675785
I'd also imagine that flying while sitting down and not exerting yourself is a different experience from flying by burning some of your mojo through your legs. boating vs swimming

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>>35676386
Do you really need to ask?

>>35676423
>>35671294

Too bad it's almost over for the day.

At least there's the archive.
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Endless Sky Ace Combat Quest

>>35676436
Wow, I didn't know the Fenrir was THAT big.

>>35676457
modern airplanes are deceptively large, most modern fighters are, iirc, as large as WWII bombers.

>>35676386
Naturally.

>>35676493
I guess so.

I still remember the first time I saw that F-15C/Zephyrantes comparison shot.
Can't believe the Eagle was as big as a mobile suit back then.

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[x] Well, no, this is really great weather, honestly.

“Not really, no.” You say, putting the bat into some slow turns, tying to let her sightsee a bit. “this is really great weather, honestly.”

“oh! Well, yes, I suppose.” She says. “But I mean- the power. This whole huge machine, and you can just use it whenever, go as high as you want-” She pauses.

“It is beautiful, but it's also amazing.” She says, after a second. “I should have loved to fly like this.”

You laugh. “It's still not the same as strikers.” You say- Merlin agrees from behind you. “You can do everything in those, almost, and a lot of things we cant do. You get to see more, hear more, and it all responds to just you, there's no controls or anything. It must be great to fly like that.”

“Not really.” Wendy says, quietly. “It's not like this at all. Strikers demand things from you, too. It's not like this where you could fly forever, and just watch the world below you. It takes effort and skill, and even using them to do something like this would make me tired.”

“This is amazing.” She says again, when you don't have an immediate response.

The rest of the flight is fairly quiet- Wendy's basking in the ride, and Merlin's learning the bat about as fast as she can- given how good she is with aircraft, you're reasonably sure she'll be a rated master on it by the time you land.

Berlin Tempelhof airport is, unofficially, the 'military' airport of the city, handling all flights dealing with NATO's war effort in the area, leaving the big civilian airports to the north and south free- even with a decrease in civilian traffic due to the war, both of them are fairly busy, even moreso now that the lines have returned to Poland.

1/2

The bat begins to behave a bit weirdly as you land- shuddering well before it's stall speed, with the nose wanting to tuck up- though, low speed handling quirks aside, it sets down nicely, the tires squeaking on the pavement along the centerline- an almost perfect landing, really.

You follow an aircraft marshal to a spot on the tarmac occupied by a collection of other aircraft- mostly VIP transports, a few of those in US markings. You briefly wonder who's here, though you doubt it's anyone you'd know, or even see, given your destinations are mostly away from the big government buildings in the center of the city, and nowhere near the military bases on the outskirts.

You deplane without a problem, directing Wendy to let the crew know what you're here for, and you'll be loading it when you return- there's some hesitation with that, though, as she trots back up to you, Wendy assures you it's in hand.

You're able to secure a Humvee on loan- someone here has some sense, and had several assorted light vehicles made available for officers and troops visiting the town or taking care of business here, as long as you return it when you're done- which is easy enough for you, considering you'd really rather not drive back to Torun.

“W-where to first?” Merlin asks. “T-the chief said the shop he heard of was i-in the south of town, but...”

Wendy adds in- “But there's others, and closer. That shop, I’m told, is going to be the most American of them though, it's famous for bringing in your beef from the Midwest.”

“B-but it's pretty far.” Merlin says. “A-and we can visit two or t-three others if we skip it.”

[] Well, the chief did say they wanted to do a cookout or something, let's hit the one down south.
[] I think we'll get better selection if we shop around a bit, let's hit the closer ones.

>>35676792
>[] Well, the chief did say they wanted to do a cookout or something, let's hit the one down south.

ROADTRIP~

>It's not like this at all. Strikers demand things from you, too
Speaking of, Ghost, what does Wendy's Tornadoes think about her?

>>35676792
>[x] Well, the chief did say they wanted to do a cookout or something, let's hit the one down south.

>>35676792
>[X] Well, the chief did say they wanted to do a cookout or something, let's hit the one down south.

>>35676792
>[] Well, the chief did say they wanted to do a cookout or something, let's hit the one down south.
we will probably meet who ever came to the city

>>35676792
>[] Well, the chief did say they wanted to do a cookout or something, let's hit the one down south.

>>35676792
>[] Well, the chief did say they wanted to do a cookout or something, let's hit the one down south.

>>35676792
>[] I think we'll get better selection if we shop around a bit, let's hit the closer ones.

>>35676792
>[X] I think we'll get better selection if we shop around a bit, let's hit the closer ones.

Try the local stuff, too.

>>35676911
>Local Stuff
>Inb4 the Young family lives nearby

>>35676792
>[] I think we'll get better selection if we shop around a bit, let's hit the closer ones.

>>35676911
has a point
>>35676937
Oh god.

>>35676792
>[x] I think we'll get better selection if we shop around a bit, let's hit the closer ones.

>>35676937
>>35676953
we would see AA and cops if we were near his place!

>>35676937
>Oh god, Young would become our Conrad.

>>35676792

[X] Well, the chief did say they wanted to do a cookout or something, let's hit the one down south.

>>35676792
>[x] Well, the chief did say they wanted to do a cookout or something, let's hit the one down south.

>>35676953
So that was why the Russkies broke out the dreads. They were trying to assassinate Young before he could get aboard his Widow.

>>35676792
>>35676911
>>[X] I think we'll get better selection if we shop around a bit, let's hit the closer ones.
>Try the local stuff, too.
I can support this and like it even. Germans got good eatings.

>>35676792
>[X] I think we'll get better selection if we shop around a bit, let's hit the closer ones.

With barbecue, the thing that's even more important than the meat is the smoke, the seasoning, and if it's a wet 'cue the sauce. We need to get the components of all those things.

For the meat, I’d go with beef ribs, brisket, skirt steak, and some prime rib. Also, an assortment of sausages.

>>35676792
>[x] Well, the chief did say they wanted to do a cookout or something, let's hit the one down south.

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>>35677038
Damn, now I'm hungry. Time to grab a burger.

>>35677019
>>35676978
>>35676973
>>35676953
I like these. Let's see if it happens.

>>35677019
>Implying Minna wasn't actively sitting on him/holding him down/sexing him to keep him out of the air.

>>35677019
>Comrade, enemy gnome spotted!
>OH FUCK HE PICKED ROCKETS, I REPEAT HE PICKED ROCKETS!

I think I may be the only one not looking forward to dealing with Youngspawn.

Normally, I would find it funny but today it seems not?

Also where is bridgette? She doesn't fly jet strikers but tank ones right?

>>35677266
Correct. She's a Tankwitch.

>>35677266
I don't particularly like Young/Youngspawn in 89 myself.

And Bridgette is away doing secret things more than likely.

>>35677287
>>35677266
To be fair, we've only met one of them, the rest could be perfectly normal.
Who am I kidding?

>>35676320
>>35676276
And what makes you think the Matron of London is on her side? Seems to me that she gave us Wendy just to placate us since it was so easy to do for such a high gain.

>>35677311
Bridgette is possible young spawn. Also Italian witch too.

Also Katya....

>>35677311
I imagine they're roughly half and half Minna serious and Young crazy. So we could meet a serious one.


>>35677327
Lady Dowding seems the intelligent type, she seemed to know what was going on even if she couldn't do anything about it. She saw a shot to help Wendy, she took it. That's how I saw it.

>>35677331
Maybe even Powers...

>>35677327
I dunno man. Sure she might be Lelouch-tier manipulative, but I still think there's a genuine glow in her smile.

>>35677331
Merlin also confirmed for eldest youngspawn, aging in reverse as Merlin is known for doing

>>35677331
I meant actual *confirmed* Youngspawn. Like the one Mav was fooling around with.

>>35677371
>fooling around with.
Ha, you mean it permanently attached to, their are a lot more than fooling around, they are an item now.

>>35677400
When? Is Youngspawn a officer?

She is no lady.

>>35677400
You mean the one we aren't even on the same base with and haven't heard about in a while?

That one?

>>35677355
>She saw a shot to help Wendy, she took it.

She saw a shot to get rid of a pariah that nobody liked while pulling us onto her side more. She tried to get us to take another witch first, remember.

>>35677443
She's a hauptmann, yes.

>She is no lady
I laughed more than I should have.

>>35677450
No, that was a different British officer.

So in the last thread we learned Frank's a fan of big band stuff, huh?
Now he just needs a couple other guys to get drunk and karaoke that shit with him.
They can be the Cat Pack.

>>35677516
We learned that near the start of the quest, just hardly anyone probably remembered.

>>35677516
Nice pun man. I tip my hat in you general direction.
Also, have some big band.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffT5jnF16Lk

>>35676792
>[] Well, the chief did say they wanted to do a cookout or something, let's hit the one down south.
STEAK

>>35676792
>[] Well, the chief did say they wanted to do a cookout or something, let's hit the one down south.
Not like we can't stop if anything particularly interesting catches our eye

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Posting littlest cossack

>>35677457
Oh right a Major right?

When i first read it I thought it was a name also I don't think their together

>>35677630
Hauptmann = Captain

Funnily enough, Major is Major in German. Just pronounced differently.

>>35677630
Apology accepted!
Although I do believe they ARE a thing. They're just... how shall we say it, too playful to look serious.

>>35677624
Might as well add Laika too man.

>>35677516
>>35677544
>Big Band

Have another big band mix man.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz6OzCiIx3I

>>35677659
Maybe? What is her familiar anyway? She calls her lover Kitty so I don't know.

>>35677659
Talking about Laika, what will she wear from Halloween?

>>35677679
I dunno too man. Let's ask Merc.

>>35677680
Laika in a DECADENT CAPITALIST CAMOUFLAGE

>>35677680
>Halloween
Oh dear me.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aoq36hCndrE

>>35677679
Kitty is short for Katherine, so...I think it's just a pet name, heh.

>>35677679
>She calls her lover Kitty so I don't know.
That's because Youngspawn's first name is Katherine.

Katherine - Kathy - Kat - Kitty

>>35677738
>>35677741
Ooooh, I get it. My bad.

Though people who have Kat in their name often eat the magic carpet I'm starting to realize.

>>35677763
>KATya
>implying

>>35677728
>>35677516
This will be playing for halloween at spellcaster's:
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEbGGho_xbA

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>>35677659
Laika has usurped Katya as the littlest cossack. She has 30% less body mass.

>>35677773
It was implied that Katya took whatever she could get before Frank came along that wasn't too skeezy

>>35677699
Hmm.
Seductive Succubus for Janice
Something Samurai for Red
Generic ghost for euclid?
Sexy Miko for Jetstream?
Cat spirit for Laika?
Sexy witch for Ghost?
Marine Blue Dress for Rex because it remind him to certain psycho little sister.
...And Tarin play as Invisible man.

>>35677825
Eh? When?

I don't remember that at all.

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[x] Well, the chief did say they wanted to do a cookout or something, let's hit the one down south.

You dither a bit, but finally decide on the import shop to the south- specifically because that's kind of what the chief had indicated they'd prefer.

The three of you pile into the Humvee- it's one of the ones with a pickup bed in the back, and Merlin ends up sliding into the seat behind you while Wendy takes the passenger side. You're pretty sure it's out of a depot somewhere- it idles roughly, and it's got nearly a hundred and fifty thousand miles on it, with a lot of the front line equipment removed. It's got a civilian radio though- you end up surfing through the channels, trying to find something you can listen to.

The drive takes the better part of an hour, though it's a nice day for a drive- such that you don't really mind. Wendy and Merlin are both sightseeing- Berlin survived the martian war in fairly good shape, owing in large part to the huge number of dual-angle, dual-role 88mm cannon stationed in and around the city.

1/2

>>35677843
It wasn't that she was a slut, sorry, I could see that it came across like that.

It was more like that Katya wasn't to picky with gender because she didn't have too many people who tried to get close since she was a relative of a war hero.

>>35677808
Katya is not and was never the littlest cossack, that's Sanya.

>>35677825
>>35677843
All I can recall in that regard was that her commander in Afghanistan was rather skeezy

>>35677825
Now you're just making shit up. That wasn't said or implied anywhere; in fact, it was directly said that most people left her alone because of her war hero status. The only skeezy guy who tried anything tried to rape her, a dumb thing to try on a witch.

>>35677870
nonono, Sanya is the Adorable Cossack, Laika is Littlest Cossack owing to literally being the littlest

Eventually, though, the old buildings of the city proper begin to give way to the newer suburbs- including your destination. About the size of large gas station back home, the place wouldn't look out of place at all in the states- even the sign out front is kind of guady, compared to the others. The parking lot is relatively empty too, only one sedan occupying a place near the door as you pull up.

You end up holding the door for an older couple, nodding respectfully to them and trying to place the faces- you feel like you know them, but can't figure out from where- though the woman's grey hair still holds streaks of a familiar shade of red. You shake it off as you step inside and they get in the car- it'll bother you, but you can always ask Ice.

The butcher- at least, you assume it's the butcher- looks up as you walk in, a smile plastered on his face and a ten gallon hat on his head. The interior of the building is done mostly in wood, and wouldn't be too out of place back home in the west somewhere- looks like someone couldn't decide between 'log cabin' and 'wild west' and just said why not both. While he greets you in German, he switches to english after wendy returns the greeting.

“Americans!” He says. “Wall, I'll be jiggered. Where y'all from? Name's Rusty, How can I help Y'all?” He grins again, and that twang screams Texas straight away. Wonder how he ended up here.

[] Good to meet you, Rusty. We've got a pretty big order, got pointed this way.
[] Long way to Texas, sir. You must have to charge a fortune!

>>35677867
See I don't even recall that being a thing.

All I got out of the conversation you're referencing is that she was pretty much alone; not that she was swinging both ways.

>>35677901
>[] Good to meet you, Rusty. We've got a pretty big order, got pointed this way.

>>35677901
[] Good to meet you, Rusty. We've got a pretty big order, got pointed this way.

>>35677901
>[] Good to meet you, Rusty. We've got a pretty big order, got pointed this way.

>>35677901
>[] Good to meet you, Rusty. We've got a pretty big order, got pointed this way.
Well I'll be damned, we just missed em.

>>35677901
>[] Long way to Texas, sir. You must have to charge a fortune!

You trying to be Rusty: Berlin Ranger now boss?

>>35677913
>>35677867
What I do remember hearing is that Katya is a bit... of an exhibitionist, or so it was said in an early thread.

>>35677901
>You end up holding the door for an older couple, nodding respectfully to them and trying to place the faces- you feel like you know them, but can't figure out from where- though the woman's grey hair still holds streaks of a familiar shade of red. You shake it off as you step inside and they get in the car- it'll bother you, but you can always ask Ice.
Ahhh sheit.
[x] Good to meet you, Rusty. We've got a pretty big order, got pointed this way.

>>35677901
>[] Good to meet you, Rusty. We've got a pretty big order, got pointed this way.

>>35677942
She's a mild exhibitionist, yes.

Though that has nothing to do with anything else as far as i'm aware.

>>35677901
>though the woman's grey hair still holds streaks of a familiar shade of red

That's two of hotel ghostrider now, damn.

>>35677901
>[X] Good to meet you, Rusty. We've got a pretty big order, got pointed this way.

>>35677901
>[x]Who was that just walked out? They seemed familiar, and damned if I know why.

Then

>[x]We've got a big order for some hungry folks and were told you were the best in town.

>>35677894
>>35677897
>>35677913
Enh, not trying to start anything, it's been awhile since I archived 89 and it's late, I might be misremembering or placing random speculation in canon.


>>35677901
[] Good to meet you, Rusty. We've got a pretty big order, got pointed this way.
[] Long way to Texas, sir. You must have to charge a fortune!

>>35677946
>>You end up holding the door for an older couple, nodding respectfully to them and trying to place the faces- you feel like you know them, but can't figure out from where- though the woman's grey hair still holds streaks of a familiar shade of red. You shake it off as you step inside and they get in the car- it'll bother you, but you can always ask Ice.
...is this Minna?

>>35677940
>>35677965
Inb4 Kitty is on home leave.

>>35677962
I suppose. It does send the wrong communique though.

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>>35677901
>[x] Good to meet you, Rusty. We've got a pretty big order, got pointed this way.

>You end up holding the door for an older couple, nodding respectfully to them and trying to place the faces- you feel like you know them, but can't figure out from where- though the woman's grey hair still holds streaks of a familiar shade of red.
Haha barely missed them.

>>35677842
>Marine Blue Dress for Rex
Dress Blues with a Sword!

>>35677983
Yerp.

And Young

>>35677983
So, just a quick rundown...
The Kents we missed at the party because of Ian's poor knee.

The Sakamotos didn't show up when we were in Japan, except for good ol' Kenji.

Right now we might have just opened the door for Young and Minna.

well...

>>35678024
>>35678014
>>35678007
>>35677983

Fronk finds the shittiest times to graze...

>>35678024
At this rate next time we come across one of them we'll actually meet them.

>>35677942
As far as I know Ghost never confirmed that.

>>35678007
>Dress Blues with a Sword!
That come naturally.
Euclid and Ghost will moist like niagara, since no witch can resist blue dress.

>>35678048
>inb4 Young get Territorial on Frank
>Inb4 they settled it by piston plane dogfight.

>>35677901
[x] Good to meet you, Rusty. We've got a pretty big order, got pointed this way.
>>35677983
Possibly and this is one of the more American shops.

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>>35678077
>Inb4 they settled it by piston plane dogfight.
I SO want them to duel in these bad boys...

So Katya is exhibitionist, Ice likes bondage and Slider likes vanilla, right?

>>35678133
I know Slider is Kinky, but not THAT kinky.

>>35678133
As far as we know yeah.

>>35678133
The last two I can confirm. Katya... not so much.

Slider should give Wendy some tips,

>>35678154
You would not believe how vanilla.

>>35678159
That would require Slider to not be a virgin.

>>35678177
cuddling together in dark room until morning?

>>35678177
>>35678154
Slider's so vanilla, she'll spoon with fronk the whole time and whisper sweet nothings into his ear

>>35678209
Imply that Frank wouldn't be the one holding her tight as she blushed and he gently kissed her neck.

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>>35677901
[X] Good to meet you, Rusty. We've got a pretty big order, got pointed this way.

Oh, Ghost, you troll.

Also, gents, I propose the image attached for Vanguard, the future pet dog for our Littlest Russian (a.k.a. Laika).

>>35678194
Sorry, cut the message before I could complete it.

I was talking about tips on how to treat a man right Like the right food to cook, how not to act like a High maintenance girl, etc

>>35678220
I... I concede to your superior vanilla anon!
Now excuse me as I HHNNNGGG like a fangirl.

>>35678232
SECONDED. SECONDED SO HARD.

Anyway, anybody posted the Konstantina Mangas from last PJ's?

>>35678232
YES I LOVED THAT DOG!

>>35678237
>Slider
>food

It's all chicken. Everything.

>>35678232
Huh, I was thinking of Courage.

The Reds will learn to fear the things he does for love.

>>35678209
I always imagined that she'll use her tail to constrict Frank as 'cuddling'


Also Briddgette likes it rough iirc

>>35678194
She is dude, Ghost specifically stated so. She hasn't gone any further than 2nd base.

>>35678280
WAZZA MATTA COLONEL SANDERS, SHICKEN?!

>>35678286
>Briddgette likes it rough
NTR Bridgette stronk

>>35678292
Exactly. Can you read?

>>35678292
Disregard this post, misread yours. My b.

>>35678292
He didn't say she wasn't, read what he said again.

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Don't mind me, just re-posting Konstantina comedy.

>>35678344
>Tanata

>>35678344
It amuses me that Frank's english is the worst in these comics.

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>>35678357
>>35678378
Yes, I told Mangafag the other day that he needs to brush up on this and the other one's spelling errors.

>>35678303
the one night that frank goes on a late night stroll....only never to be seen again

>>35678391
In that one I thought it was Natalya then Konstantina though.

>>35678391
There is some reason i don't repost these two for now.

>>35678409
Apparently in both the girl is supposed to be Katya.
Mangafag is working on doing better with that.

>>35678398
Voodoo NTR BDSM

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>>35678421
... And there he is.
Do not let our dissing dishearten you man! The stories are really good, just clear up on the vocab and you're all set!

>>35678344
The funny thing is that other than the whole screaming and yelling that probably already happened a number of times. It happened at least once while Frank was on vacation with Katya.

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>>35678391
Response pic

>>35678427
I could tell it was Katya easily enough. It's the sanyahair

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>>35678447
Poor Spetsnaz killteam never forget. Also, dramatic exit with loli Natalya.

>>35678457
>Ice tied up
>Ice is sad

what

>>35678457
It's funny seeing Ice's reaction in that last pic though.

>Kinda want... ///

>>35678480
Tears of Joy anon.

>>35678480
Because they're not taking advantage of her predicament, obviously

>>35678480
She's just in denial because they took her away from Paperwork-chan dude.

>>35678427
replace Carmen with Bridgette
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGufyFt6zQc

>>35678529
>Bridgette becomes the next Carmen after the thrill of stealing Frank

Meanwhile, back at base...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGufyFt6zQc

>>35678529
This is happening back at the airfield right now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CVq-ZPrQdY

>>35678513
Do you want Slider to eat Ice out or something?

>>35678571

it'll be cool anon

>>35678529
>>35678552
>Nixon must call in Big Boss and his witch sister to take her down and get Frank back

>>35678574
ha ha great joke

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>>35678344
this seems exploitable

>>35678571
Yes

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>>35678582
A Renegade Cajun Witch just kidnapped our top Navy Ace. Snake, get in there!
>Okay, HERE I GO~

>>35678605
Freaken Saved.
AKA I'm too lazy to do it myself. Well done anon.

>>35678605
Photoshop it into sex scenes

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[x] Good to meet you, Rusty. We've got a pretty big order, got pointed this way.

You return the offered handshake, looking around. “Good to meet you, Rusty.” You say. “We've got a pretty big order, got told you could help us out?”

He grins and nods. “If'n it's the best damn meat in Europe, I'm your man, sir.” He says, gesturing around the shop. “I got some local, but I got some friends back home that ship some good angus out this way, just got a few hundred pounds a couple days ago.”

You pull out the rolls of MPC and set them on the counter- Rusty's eyes bug out at the cash, then he looks back up at you. “What will that get us?”

His grin is gigantic. “Fer that, sir, you tell me what ya want, and I'll get it to ya.”

You nod, allowing the smile tugging at the corners of your lips to finally show. “How about I tell you what I want to do with it, then you help me decide?”

He nods.

“See, I've got a hungry ground crew for a squadron up on the front, plus about nearly a dozen witches to feed, and we haven't had a good American steak in a long, long time.” You say. “We got to thinking about it and we'd like to do a cookout, we've got the space, but nothing to cook, not up there.”

Rusty nods again, then steps back to remove his butcher's apron and wash his hands. “You give me a minute sir, and you tell me how much space you got to work with, and we'll fix ya right up. It ain't right to let none of our fightin boys and girls want for good eats, no sir.”

1/2

>>35678605
Aaaannnd saved to the reaction folder.

>>35678654
BRILLIANT!!!
Now just add the Sherktwans as the Creepy Twins and we're set!

>>35678662
Wait, Rusty's real?

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>>35678687
>Rusty's real?
Who?

Eventually, you agree on a total, nearly single-handedly wiping out Rusty's stock of angus beef, plus about twenty pounds of other assorted things- ground beef, some locally-made sausage, a little bit of pork, though not much, and some chicken. Rusty seems pleased as he rings up the total, taking about three quarters of a roll of MPC to pay it off, then winking. “My math ain't so good.” He says, putting the money in the register. “I mighta let some of them T-bones slip my mind, can't rightly remember ifn they were twenty marks a pound or if it was one.”

You laugh, turning to go, but he stops you before you can leave. “How y'all gonna get that all the way back to y'alls base?” He asks. “I hope yer not plannin to leave it in that thur truck while ya get the beer and coke y'all are gonna need.”

“Well-” You start, and he cuts you off.

“Naw, naw, that dog ain't gonna hunt. Here's what we'll do. I know how to get up to the airport- yer at the one in the middle of town, yeah?”

You nod.

“Awrat. What we're gonna do is yer gonna leave all that here, and you go take care of whatever else ya need, then give me a call. Me and my boy'll drive it up and help ya load it, how bout that? We've done it a couplea times afore, them guys know us pretty well up there. Sound like a plan?”

[] That sounds like a great plan, thanks!
[] Well, thanks for offering, but we'll be ok.

>>35678687
Ish.
http://falseillusionphoto.wordpress.com/2010/07/28/a-cultural-exchange-between-iceland-and-canada-part-2/

>>35678704
[] That sounds like a great plan, thanks!

>>35678704
>[] That sounds like a great plan, thanks!

>>35678704
>[] That sounds like a great plan, thanks!

>>35678704
>[] That sounds like a great plan, thanks!

Every little bit helps.

>>35678704
[x] That sounds like a great plan, thanks!
Wouldn't do for that pile of good meat to go bad.

>>35678704
>[] That sounds like a great plan, thanks!
>In b4 Young is his boy.
I can't stop gnome shadowrunning.

>>35678699
Rusty the butcher, I mean. Apparently >>35678718 says so.


>Dat Shertwans
Spellcaster Halloween Thriller incoming!

>>35678704
[] That sounds like a great plan, thanks!
Can't let the meat spoil now, can we?

>>35678704
>[X] That sounds like a great plan, thanks!

We'll buy them a few beers as thanks.

>>35678704
[] That sounds like a great plan, thanks!

>>35678704
>[x] Well, thanks for offering, but we'll be ok.
He's a goddamn Soviet spy. I just *know* fucker's going to pull some Shadowrun shit.

>>35678745
But Mr. Young ain't Texan. Sides, he was in the Air Mail Service...

>>35678704
>[x] That sounds like a great plan, thanks!

>>35678704
>[x] That sounds like a great plan, thanks!
Sounds good

Is it me or is this a rather slow thread?

I hope we can get to the cookout today and have fun with our witches.

>>35678704
[] Well, thanks for offering, but we'll be ok.

>>35678704
>[x] That sounds like a great plan, thanks!

>>35678777

gotta slow cook da mear

>>35678704
>[] That sounds like a great plan, thanks!

>>35678704

[X] That sounds like a great plan, thanks!

>>35678777

we will.

>>35678777
I blame ACQ. Probably stealing Ghost's attention.

>>35678777
It has been a slow thread but I kind of like it, it's relaxing.

>>35678777
Or find the news article about us or being cased by people from Berlin

>>35678704
>[] That sounds like a great plan, thanks!
give him an extra hundred for that

>>35678801
I just read your post Ghost in my head in the most sinister way. Thanks for firing up my paranoia.

>>35678810
>>35678809
>>35678801
Time to steal some SPIRYTUS while we're at it!

>>35678802
Probably.

>>35678704
>[x] That sounds like a great plan, thanks!

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>>35678802
Cause people are incapable of following two quest threads at once.

>>35678802
But the threads been over for like half an hour

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>>35678802
You talkn Schisse about muh Belka?

nah man, I kid.

>>35678866
In PC? I can follow three quest at once.

In Mobile? Annoying as fuck.

>>35678939
The so-called "smartphones" cannot into multitasking properly.

>>35678971
Mine does the job pretty well, but there's so many different kinds of em

>>35678939
Oh I understand just I'd find it surprising if there was a sizable amount of anons following on mobile. But I've been wrong in the past.

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>>35678971
tablets can

>>35678801
Since we're on the topic of cookouts and drinkouts...
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Horp934Ktbo

>>35678777
I just want to see the German edition of the Article of being interviewed by Frank.

>>35678971
And try it on old Blackberry.

Yes, Blackberry still big on this 3rd world country i living in.

>>35678996
you....YOU DOUBLE ORANGE!!

>>35678971
what kinda shitty smart phone do you have

>>35678985
I hear there's a new OS being developed by former Nokia employees that aims to do real smartphone multitasking.

>>35678996
ALL HAIL OPPAI! ALL HAIL LADY YUKARI!

>>35679007
LEWDBERRY

>>35679018
Would you believe me if I told you I still have a 2007 edition Nokia?

Since that's all I have and I don't aim to replace it anytime soon.

>>35679007
Back where I live, it's the same story with the BB.

>>35678939
>In PC? I can follow three quest at once.
Git gud scrub, I can follow up to 6 quests at once live.

>>35678986
10" tablet here currently, works great.

>>35679073
I am not fortunate enough to follow that many quests that run on same time.

It only a coincidence that three of several quests i follow decide to run at same time that time.

You assholes.

>>35679197
Merlin is not for lewds.

>Patiently waiting for Sierra's glorious 2015 return.gif

>>35679208
And feelthy is not for OP

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>>35679197
Get bent, faggot.

>>35679197
Why are we assholes again?

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>>35679236
Pic related.
Also, Meatbun is my OTP