>>35661246
>>Go somewhere private. Take our two sheilas with us.

>>35661246
Ya fuck up OP, Shoulda gone with the Goff

>>35661272
this

>>35661272
Oh ya

>>35661246
Play a game

"Ah, I think we're gonna go somewhere else. Me and Mel and Gemma." You grab three beers and pass them to the girls.
"See ya Mad Dog," says Josh, giving you a drunken wink.
The three of you clamber drunkenly out of the brush and back into the open park.

Its about seven at night now, and you're already pretty drunk.
"Gems, your dad home yet?" You ask.
"Yeah, he's home. I'd rather not see him, the fucking asshole."
"Awright. Mewwl? Whaddabout ya mum?"
"Mum's out on *hic* business, rememmer?"
"Aw, yeah." Your mum is probably stilk shut up in her room, and your sister doesn't get home until nine.

>Gemma's place
>Your place
>Mel's place
>Somewhere else

>>35661705
Mel's place.

>>35661705
>Mel's place

>>35661705
>Mel's place

>>35661705
mello's place

>>35661705
>>Mel's place

jesus yanks don't cunt this one up

Mel's place is the house backing onto yours. In fact, there was a gate in your back fence that led to your house. When you moved in thirteen years ago, your parents as neighbours became pretty close, and with two kids the same age in properties attached to each other, you and Mel became fast friends, and stayed friends for most of your life. Mel was almost like a sister.

Both your father and her father had left, for different reasons. Mel's mum was a high class business woman, and had to go on long trips overseas nearly constantly. When your dad left, your mum just stopped functioning, and your big sister Nat took it upon herself to take care of you and Mel, even going so far as to leave school to get a long hours job to keep the bills being paid. And since Mel's mum went away a lot, Mel often stayed over at yours, though recently her mum has thought her responsible enough to take care of the house on her own, now.

You lead the two girls down the side of your house, through your backyard and into Mel's yard. Mel fumbles with the lock on the back door for a while, before realising it was unlocked. She leads you in and turns on the lights.
"Ta-daaa~. Home seet home," she says as she slumps into the couch. You flop down next to her, and Gemma stretches herself over the other couch.
"This is a nice place," says Gemma. "Your parents must be rich."
"Mymmum has a preeddy good job, yeah," says Mel. "But she's alwayss away working, sooo I guess she's preddy busy all the time."

Your phone buzzes. It's Josh sending you a text. "Shuldv stayd bruu tge girls nd us r al plsyn dare nd dare. its liek trut n dare but only dares. ur missin ot"
Whatever.

What now?

>>35662096
Raid the fridge. There any fairy bread?

>>35662096
Play dare and dare.

>>35662096

Jokingly mention the truth or dare they missed out on, judge interest from reactions, then possibly suggest a game of it.

>>35662153
Second

>>35662153
this'll do

>>35662153

I now realize that this was maybe a little too intelligent for bogans, they are a painfully stupid lot.

>>35662132
+1

FAIRY

FUCKING

BREAD

>>35662189
We already know we're smarter than the average bogan

>>35662234

True, we are showing some rather no boganish traits, our texts are even half readable.

>>35662223
>>35662132
I'll never get you guy's obsession with fairy bread. I knew people from Australia when I was a kid, and the way their kids chimped out over fairy bread I thought it was going to be some mind blowing sweet bread or pastry, but it's just regular ass bread with butter and sprinkles.

You get up to put your last beers in the fridge. Precious grog, do not waste. You pull out the bottle of sprite. It's not been opened, good.
"Ross, that's for gesstss."
You stop and try and focus on Mel. "But Mewil, we are guests, you silly willy."
"Oh, right," Mel says, giggling. "I am so drunk~"
"You're a lightweight," says Gemma. "How many have you had, three?"
"How many did we have, Rossooo?"
"Ah, like, eight, I guess? idunno."
"Okay, maybe that is a bit, for you."

You put some cups and the sprite bottle on the coffee table and very carefully pour everyone drinks.
"So youw wouldnt believe this," you slur. "Erryone back at the spot started playin 'dare and dare'. 'S'like truth and dare, but only dares."
"That sounds dumb, but fun," Mel says.
"Let's play it, then," Gemma says. "I'll go first!"
"Wouldn't it be boring with three people?" Mel asks. "Anyway I think that if we DO play it, we should play dare in a hat."

>dare and dare
>dares in a hat
>You're pretty sure Mel has Twister somewhere here
>Or maybe some drunken board games
>Other

>>35662392
>>dares in a hat

>>35662392
>>dare and dare

>>35662392
>dares in a hat
Where the dares are made up and the scores don't matter.

>>35662392
dare and dare

>>35662392
>dare and dare
Let's get 'em to pash.

>>35662392
>dares in a hat

>>35662432
that is one of the best shows ever

>>35662392

Dares in a hat, adding some anonymity to our plan should help.

Dares in a at wins.
Though you guys want the one where you write down dares and throw them into the hat, or write down names to pick randomly?

>>35662560

Write down dares, put in hat.

>>35662560
Write down the dares.

>>35662560
write down dares and throw them into the hat

Righto

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>>35662432

This guy's got the right idea

Mel stumbles off and comes back with a hat and lots of notebook paper, and some pens. She puts it all down on the coffee table.
"Okay, now we write dares and throw them into the hat." She stares at the paper for a moment, before taking a pen and very carefully writing out a dare.
Trying to write while drunk is like trying to ride a bicycle in a cyclone, but you get to it.

>Give me some dares
(Sorry for the wait, internet shit out)

>>35662977
Remove underwear without removing any other clothing

>give me some dares and I'll randomly select them
Not a vote

>>35662977
Man, we're gonna get that and it's going to be hell

>>35662991
Translation:
Ger yet daks off without chuckin' yer togs off

>>35663000
mean to link to >>35662991, the main character is the only one that'd drunk

>>35662977
Blowie or rug-munch whoever's on yer left

>>35662977
Swap clothes with someone else

>>35662977
Pash on whoever's on yer right.

>>35662977

Ok, so we're going to want to put in some tame ones as well, if its all dirty stuff we might scare off Mel.

Prank call someone.
Kiss someone.
Flash the group.

Thats three that aren't too crazy.

Pour water over yourself

>>35662977

snog whoever's on your right

>>35662977
SNIFF WHOEVER'S BUM YA WONT.

>>35662977
>eat a big spoonful of vegemite in one go

>>35663063
this bloke here's got a good head on his shoulders

>>35662977
Handstand without pants

>>35662977
Jump into a cold shower for a full minute, with or without clothes

>>35662977

strip down to your underwear.

>>35662977
Fuckin' Naked Apron

>>35662977

Slave for the group.

>>35662977
take a piss in the garden

"Gemma, you said you'd go first, didntcha?"
"Okay, okay," Gemma reaches in and grabs a piece of paper. "'Take off yer undies without taking off ya clothes.' Pass."
"Why're you passing?" you ask.
"Cos I'm not wearing any undies, remember?" Oh, right. She pulls out another dare. "'Pash whoever's on your right'. That'll be you Ross. Pucker up." She attacks you with drunken confidence, sloppy and clumsy. It's not long, but it's enough to get your blood up.
Gemma pulls away, grinning. "Who's next?"

>Mel
>You
(Keep the dares coming)

>>35663176

Us, if everyone but Mel has done one, then the peer pressure helps make her do one as well.

>>35662977
Turn yer shirt into a hat for someone else

>>35663176
Mel.
>Make Fairy Bread using vegemite, BUT Don't feel patriotic from doing so.

>>35662977
Take off a piece of clothing

>>35663176

Skull as much of a beer as you can.

>>35663176
>you

>>35663176
Us
Suck the toes of the person to your right.

>>35663176
Us
>Go through the next set of dares without using your hands

>>35663203
i don't know how to feel about this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA8gJoT5yl4

Quest theme.

>>35663176
>you
fairy bread, but with mayo instead of butter.

>>35663176
Do the macarena

>>35663203

That is an abomination.

>>35663176
You are now only allowed to use whipped cream or vegemite to cover your privates. No fabrics allowed.

>>35663239
>mayo.
This is australia cunt. If you're going to mix up fairy bread, then use vegemite, i.e. >>35663203

>>35663176
Snort beer through a straw

>You

"I'll go next," you say. You pull out a dare and unfold it. "'Eat a big spoon of vegemite.' Seems easy enough.
You head to the kitchen and look for the vegemite while Mel gets a big spoon. Seems Mel only has cheesymite. "You got any real vegemite, Mel?"
"Uh, no, just that."
Fine. You grab the big spoon and shove it into the jar, taking out a big scoop of vegemite. This'll be easy.
The moment you close your mouth around it you know you've made a grave mistake. It burns and is sickeningly cheesy and tasty all at the same time. You try to swallow but you can't, it's just gross. You only get half of it down and spit the rest.
"EW," you say after rinsing your mouth. The girls laugh.

Who next?
>Mel
>Gemma again
>You failed so you gotta do another

>>35663203
>>Make Fairy Bread using vegemite
Oh jesus fucking christ no get that shit out of here you dirty foreigner.

>>35663284
>Mel

>>35663284
>mel

She's probably relaxed enough for it

>>35663284
Mel

>>35663284

Thats a fail, gotta go again.

>>35663176
>Fairy bread bra. You make some fairy bread and use it to cover your nips

>>35663284
>Cheesymite.
>Not Isnack 2.0

>>35663284
>>You failed so you gotta do another

>>35663305
ha, I like this

>>35663284
>Mel

Chug a sprite cup while standing on your head

>>35663307
That was the most tragic event in australian history

>>35663284
Spin a bottle, got to suck on the tits/nips of whoever it points at like a fuckin' baby.

>>35663284
>failed, go again
Gotta stay completely still for a minute, don't react to anything anyone does to you

"I've gone, Gemma's gone, so it's Mel's go now."
"Awh, okay, okay. 'Flash the group'. Nnn, fine!" She pulls up her shirt, showing off a purple cotton bra cupping pale tits. Then she pulls it back down again. "Gemma's turn again!"
"'Pour a glass of water over yourself'. Sure." She stands up kn the kitchen and pours a glass of water over her head. Her shirt is soaked and clinging to her, and you can see her nipples through her shirt.
You get one telling you to turn your shirt into a hat for someone else, which you give to Mel. Mel then gets 'chug a beer'. She does her best, getting halfway through, but then she chokes, spilling it on herself. You try to tell her it's alright but she insits that she screwed it up, so her next dare is to take her top off, which she does. Gemma gets 'do the macarena' which she does a drunken version of, then it's your turn again.

'Fairy bread bra. Use slices of fairy bread to cover your nips.'
>Don't be a puss, do it!
>Yeah, nah, way too gay. Pass.

>>35663434
>>Don't be a puss, do it!
Only If it's Vegemite Fairy bread.

>>35663434

Dont puss out, but swear to god if anyone pulls a camera you will not be held responsible for what happens.

>>35663448
Aye, this

>>35663434
>Don't be a puss, do it!
then have Mel and Gemma eat one each off us

>>35663485
>>35663448
+1

"No cameras, alright?"
"Alright?" Gemma asks. "What's the dare?" You go and get the ingredients. Bread, hundreds and thousands, butter. "What's with you and fairy bread?" She continues. You make the slices while the girls watch, then you place each over your nipples. Then you read out the dare.

Gemma is pissing herself laughing, and Mel is giggling but trying to hold it back.
You sit back down.

>Keep going
>Tired of this, let's...

>>35663581

Keep going, this can not be the capstone of the game.

>>35663581
>>Keep going
C'mon man, these are all tame.

>>35663581
>>Tired of this, let's...
Play Twister

>>35663581
keep going your pansy

>>35663581
>>Keep going


>Gemma is pissing herself laughing
put a new dare in
>actually piss yourself

>>35663641

>Dare ya enter me fuckin' magical realm?

>>35663581
>>Keep going
but up the ante, make them eat them off us

>>35663581
>Keep going

But everyone have a drink or two first

>>35663581
>keep going

start pulling the lewd suggestions, cunt

"Your turn, Mel," you say.
She picks up a dare. "Oh come on, I can't do this."
"What is it?" Gemma asks.
"From now on you can only cover your privates with whipped cream, no fabric."
"Ha, easy! I can do that and you can do another one."

>Have Mel do it
>Have Gemma do it

>>35663581
Keep going, add dare:

Jerk your gherkin or Flim-flam your clam.

>>35663794
>Have Mel do it
As an alternative, say she can herself with fairy bread. Or Vegemite. Or both.

>>35663794
>Have Gemma do it

>>35663794
>Have Gemma do it

>>35663794
>have Gemma do it

>>35663794

Have Gemma do it, but Mel HAS to do the next one, no ifs ands or buts.

"Fine, Gemma can do it, but you HAVE to do the next one."
"Fine," Mel says.
Gemma gleefully skips to the kitchen, whipping off her shirt and shorts on the way, leaving her completely nude. She pulls out the whipped cream from the fridge, turns to face the two of you then sprays it over her nipples and crotch.

Mel then pulls out the next dare. "'Be a slave to the next person in turn.' That means you, Ross." She looks at you with worry. "Go easy?"

>Make her do what?

>>35663893
>"From now on you can only cover your privates with whipped cream, no fabric."
She'll not get away from her duty so easily!

>>35663893
Eat the fairy bread off your chest.

>>35663893
Hold er in your arms, tell her she hella hot, grope er arse and lick er ear. Shielas love that shit.

>>35663918
>>35663893
Devour.

>>35663893

Make her sit on our lap and feed us crisps like grapes, for a start.

>>35663893
Bring us a beer, woman.

Then, On all fours like a puppy. Or kitty. Whichever she thinks is cuter. Only allowed to talk with barks/meows.

>>35663893
eat the fairy bread off our chest.

>>35663893
What? no just because gemma took hers doesn't mean gemma's not next in turn, she's gemma's slave

(gotta pass that buck, you know gemma would make her do naughty stuff but that way we don't get blamed for it)

>>35663893
Feed us cheezels with your tongue

>>35663974

While I completely disagree with the reasoning behind it, Gemma shouldn't be taking another go, I am all for ignoring the way the game should go to achieve this.

>>35664000
Well by that logic she's nobody's slave since its the last turn in the game

>>35664014

how or why is it the last tern of the game?

>>35663986
This.

>>35664045
... i'm wrong, I spaced

"Well, first you're going to come over here and eat thise slices of fairy bread off my chest. No hands, either!" Gemma sits down to watch, idly sucking on some whipped cream, as Mel comes over and leanes over you, grabbing the bread and gobbling it up.
There's still some butter left. "Clean it all up, there's a good girl." She licks up your chest, getting all the butter. "You like fairy bread?" you ask.
"Yeah," she says.
"Good," you reply, before pulling Mel into your lap. She squeaks in surprise, but doesn't say anything.

>Keep the game going, get Gemma to do a dare
>Do something else
>Get Mel to do something

>>35664107
>>Keep the game going, get Gemma to do a dare
One more round, then move on.

>>35664107
>Keep the game going, get Gemma to do a dare
let's make this the last round and bring out the big guns

>>35664107

Yeah, lets do a final round.

>>35664107
>Keep the game going, get Gemma to do a dare
Last round, then we do something else.

>>35664107
have mel do >>35663986
while Gemma does a dare

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Slip her a length, Ross.

>>35664107
>>35663986
This then have Gemma do a dare

>>35664207

Also this.

>>Have Gemma do it

"Last round," you tell Gemma.
She pulls out a dare. "'Suckle on the tits of one of the girls for thirty seconds.' Well the only other girl is Mel, so come here honey."
You hold onto Mel's wrists as Gemma comes over. She pulls on of the cups down, then plants her lips on the nipple. Mel gasps and moans, but stays put and lets her do it. In your head, you start counting.
1... 2... 3...
Gemma starts sucking harder, causing Mel to whimper.
8... 9... 10... 11...
You're pretty sure Gemma is using her tongue now. Mel starts to squirm.
20... 21... 22...
And then Gemma bites, causing Mel to scream and buck.
Fuck, you lost count. Gemma keeps her mouth on the nipple, using her other hand to grope the other tit. You're still holding Mel's wrists. Has it been thirty seconds yet? Fuck it.
"Time," you say. Gemma releases the nub with a pop, leaving Mel gasping. You let go kf her wrists, and she tugs her bra back over her nipple.
"That was fun," you say. Gemma nods in agreement.

>Now go do what?

>>35664246
our turn, and Mel is last

>>35664246
Get Mel to do >>35663986

>>35664246
Tell Mel to thank Gemma.

>>35664246
Mel should get us a beer

>>35664246

Tell her to thank Gemma, then make her make a new dare for use to do to her, then after that we dare her to lick the whipped cream off of Gemma. Then the game is over and she'll be free of her servitude to us, dont object if she tried to keep up the act though.

Did OP go root a sheep or sumfin

>>35664379
the fuck do you think this is cunt, kiwi quest

>>35664379
Wrong side of the ditch for that

"Mel, what do you say to Gemma?"
"Huh?"
"No Melissa, Gemma just made you feel good, so say thank you."
"Th-thanks Gemma," Mel says.
"Now I want you to feed me cheezels... with your tongue."

Mel does what you say with no protest. She puts a cheezel in her mouth, then kisses you, passing a cheezel to your mouth. She does this for about ten cheezels before you're satisfied. "Okay, game's over. Let's do something else."

>What next?
(Sorry for the wait, had to bring in the shopping)

>>35664424
See if the girls have any ideas

>>35664424
See if the girls want to do anything
failing that.
>twister

>>35664430
>>35664438
you guys are the kind of lazy cunts a QM hates

>>35664424
tell Mel to clean Gemma up, with her tongue, after all, it would be a waste of whip cream

>>35664424

Chill with another drink, let everyone wind down a little with some casual conversation. then when she excuses herself to go to the bathroom (shes a lightweight drinking, it'll happen soon) scheme with Gemma.

>>35664462

oh, and bring Gemma over to the same couch as us and Mel, so we can casualy eat some of the bream with our finger.

>>35664449
This is basically bogan quest. What do bogans do to pass the time? Drink, fuck and sweet fuck all else.

>>35664424
Pull out the Kevin Bloody Wilson tapes.

"What now?" Gemma asks.
You check the time. Five to nine. Your big sis will be home pretty soon. And considering you only have a couple beers left, you might want to go back and raid your stash before she does.
"Hey guys, want to help me clean up?" Gemma asks, cupping her tits. Oh, would you.
But the booze. You look out the window and see the only lights on are in your mum's room.

>Go and get the grog
>Stay and help Gemma clean up

>>35664524
>Go and get the grog

>>35664524
stay and help, gotta keep the missus happy, and if we leave, she'll rape Mel

more importantly she'll rape Mel without us

>>35664524
Just explain yourself, they'll understand

>>35664524
>>Stay and help Gemma clean up
Then use them to help get the stash

>>35664524

Help clean, and convince Mel to do the same, big sis can be easily convinced later on that we're just grabbing some cd's to listen to at Mels if she ends up being a problem, Mel is after all our long time, trustworthy family friend.

>>35664524
Tell Mel to help Gemma clean up while we raid the stash

>>35664524
>>Go and get the grog
Our house is literally next door, yeah? Make it a quick run, gotta keep the party going.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af7LwnA913g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGB-Z3y_8l4

>>35664524
>>Stay and help Gemma clean up

>>35662330
>regular ass bread with butter and sprinkles.
Yeah I'm fuckin late, but I'm also fuckin mad. What the fuck man, that's like taking a shit in mums apple pie and feeding it to ya sister

Dinner soon, I'll try to get this post done but might have to poast it after

"Come on Mel, let's go pay back the favour." You push Melissa towards Gemma then follow her. Gemma pulls Mel's head to her tit, where Mel begins sucking and licking. Meanwhile you slurp up all the cream around her cunny, leaving her smooth and exposed to the air. Unfortunately, you have to cut short there.
"Sorry girls, but I gotta grab some more grog before my sis gets home. Don't go fucking each other without me."
"Aw, so soon?" Gemma pouts.
"She'll be back any minute. And Gemma? Behave."
"Don't worry about me, stud, just get the booze!"

You grab your shirt on the way out, pulling it back over your head as you stumble through the back yard back to your house. You climb up the steps to your back door, letting yourself in and switching on the light. You scramble into your room, opening your closet and reaching into the back, pulling out a six pack and a bottle of Jim Beam. Then you hear tires on the gravel and see lights in the window. Your sister's back! You dash as fast as you dare back out the back and shut the back door. As you get to the bottom step you hear your sister open, saying "I'm home! Ross? Mum?" You reach the back gate and get out of sight as quick as you can. You really hope she didn't see you.

You get back inside Mel's as your phone buzzes. It's a text from Nat.
"Wer r u bro? Hope ur not gettin up 2 truble :)"
"Im stayin @ Mels plce. Sleepover. Is tht ok?"
"Thts fine hun. Cya tomoz. xo"
You lean against the kitchen counter. Mission accomplished.
But where are the girls?
Then you notice the sound of the shower running.

>Join them
>Wait to see if they've got anything in store
(Next post after dinner)

>>35664767
>Wait to see if they've got anything in store

>>35664767
>>Wait to see if they've got anything in store

They clearly have something in mind

>>35664767
>>Join them

>>35664767
M8, you better be eating steak, not some lebbo or chink shit.

Spike cola, grab three beers, swagger into the shower nuddy

>>35664767
>Join them

>>35664767
>Wait to see if they've got anything in store

>>35664767

Calling it now, Mel's going to be crying in the shower covered in blood after having to kill a possessed Gemma.

BOGAN HORROR QUEST GO!

>>35664767
>>Join them
Fucks sakes, did we not specifically tell them not to get started without us?

>>35664767
>>Join them
fookin' horny girls.

>>35664819
a basic lack of respect is what it is

>>35664885
Concnerns and worries of the most intelligent bogan

>>35664819
>>35664885
>>35664896
Do they disrespect our authority? Do we get the thong off?

Yanks, dont call me out, thongs are an integral part of our culture, and you will just embarass yourselves

>>35664786
Lamb chops like it's 26 Jan and the PM is comin for dinner

Back and writing, cunts

>>35665047
'Straya

You walk down the hallway to Mel's bathroom. The door's open so you peek in.
Gemma's standing outside the shower wrapped in a towel, while Mel is standing in it and washing herself.
Gemma notices you. "Hey Ross. I, uh, got a bit hectic with the whipped cream. We had to come in and wash up because it was sticky. Check out this bathroom though! Your girlfriend is rich!"
She was right. The bathroom was full of stuff that looked like marble, with golden looking taps and other things, and the shower was infact a shower/spa bath.
"I'm not his girlfriend," says Mel. She's half turned towards you with her hands covering her tits. "Hey Ross. Did you see your sister?"
"No, fortunately. She knows I'm staying over, though."
"Alright."

>Hop in the shower
>Bubble bath
>Wait for Mel to finish and go do something else

>>35665165
>Wait for Mel to finish and go do something else

>>35665165
>>Bubble bath
Booze and Bath.

Is there any other option?

>>35665165
>>Hop in the shower
Gotta get the remains of the sprinkle bread off.

>>35665191
This

>>35665165

Hop in the shower. No guts no glory.

>>35665191

Are you a farkin poofta?

>>35665165
Hop in

>>35665237
Are you a fuckin yank?

>>35665165
>>Hop in the shower
With a fucking shower beer

still waiting on anal with 4X as lube

>>35665275
>Fourex
>As lube

Even bogans aren't that stupid, m8

>>35665275

The only reason 4x exists is because queenslanders cant spell beer.

>>35662330
I don't know about everyone else but I grew up poor as shit. Fairybread was pure sugar but dressed up in loads of different colors... on bread. Mum could afford only a few extravagances, but fairy bread and my mum's pavlova, or rarely her Mars Bar Slice those are some of the fondest memories from my childhood. God damn it anon, now I need to call my mum. You should too, just saying.

You strip off, chucking your shorts and dacks and throwing your shirt at Gemma. Then you hop into the shower with Mel.
You press up against her back, wrapping your arms around her waist and rubbing her slick belly.
"Whoa, steady on Ross," she says. Of course, the skin-to-skin is already causing a stirring, and you were already popping a semi pretty much the entire night. Now things are getting a bit harder.
"Um, Ross," Mel says as you poke her in the back with your stiffy. You slide your arms under her arms and cup her breasts, then start kissing her neck. She moans, and then you push her forward. She has to put her hands on the wall to stop herself from falling. You start rubbing your dick along her arse, the push it down along the outside of her slit.
"Ross!" Mel says.

>Stop. What?
>Keep going and let her warm up to it

>>35665384
>Stop. What?
We Gentleman Bogan

>>35665380
Fuck man, just how poor do you have to be for buttered bread with sprinkles (or a candy bar) to be considered an extravagance?

>>35665397

>>35665399
Well the other thing is kids are dumb as fuck, and then you get nostalgia later

>>35665384
>>Stop. What?
Our childhood shut in friend from a privileged background is hesitant to fuck us like a common sheila, can't say I'm surprised.

>>35665380

I know them feels man, those exact three foods even.

>>35665399

Go fuck yourself

>>35665397

This, we are the cream of the Bogan crop.

>>35665384
woaaah that's a lot faster than i expect you to have us move

>>35665399
Those aren't the extravagances, I can see how that could be my sleading though. What I ment was that the extravagances we could afford are not my most cherished memories.

>>35665421
My sleading? HAH wtf. MISLEADING* fucking phone.

>>35665421
Really they're extravagances because you never got to eat them often rather than they're expensive

>>35665432
Have you had a shower beer?

>>35665384

Let her warm up. She's gotta want it mate.
Get Gems in on it too.

>>35665449
I'm actually not all that bogan at all

>>35665384
>>Stop. What?

wat

>>35665458
It's not fucking bogan cunt. Seriously after getting back from the beach. Have a shower with a ice cold beer, feels great.

>>35665419
I know I was expecting help her clean up, get some nice sexual tension going with the drunk excuse, work our way into it a little later

>>35665458
>I'm actually not all that bogan at all

You know what that means, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiHdpAVIHgo

You stop moving. "What? What?" You ask.
"Ross," Mel gasps out. "You're my best friend and we've had a lot of fun tonight, but I don't want my first time to from behind bent over in a shower, while your latest slut watches. No offense Gemma."
"None taken," says Gemma.
You haven't moved yet.
"Ross, just, you know... I don't know. Not yet, not here."

>What do?

>>35665508
Fair enough, mind if I stay in here long enough to wash the butter off?

>>35665508
When then? We both know we want it, its going to have happened since we both started growing hair. Would you rather watch, or get onto *this*

>>35665508
"Well... do you wanna be the slut who watches?"

>>35665508
Losing your V card aint that special, it's the times after that make it. If you wana think it that special, why not lose it in a 3sum

>>35665508

We stepped a little too far too fast, that's all, we just make a sincere apology and hope we can still have some fun for the rest of the night without it getting super awkward.

>>35665513
>>35665536

Seconding these

>>35665508
Is a finger banging and a wristy out of the question?

>>35665508

She's probably right, I mean this girl isn't just some slut. So we should at least do it right for her first time.

>>35665513

This is what we should probably say

>>35665548

This is the most bogan thing to say

>>35665513
First this, wait a bit, then >>35665548

>>35665572
Yes. This.

>>35665572

this is unlikely, but we could probably play it off as a joke if she says no, so I say go for it.

We'll growl her out later.

>>35665548
>>35665536

+1

>>35665572
this

stick it in

she knows she wants it deep down, like a true sheila

>>35665572
brilliant.

>>35665384
Gotta go fap now.

"Well... do you wanna be the slut who watches?"
Mel whirls around at this. "No, that's not what I meant! I mean, I'd be glad if it was you, I just don't think this is the right place."
"No, I mean that Gemma is still here and I'm pretty sure she's DTF. You're welcome to watch."
"Oh. Uh, yeah I guess."
"And I don't suppose a fingerbang and a wristy are out of the question?" you say with a cheeky grin.
She smacks your arm. "You're such a fucking bogan. That's what's great about you though." She wraps her arms around your neck and kisses you. She breaks off before you get tok empassioned, saying "We'd better finish this shower though, we're wasting water."

You don't finish it that quickly, spending a while messing around, playfully groping and pinching. You don't get too forward though. You finish up and dry each other off, and you leave the bathroom to see Gemma in the main room, in a towel with a beer.

>What now?

>>35665508

Tell her you won't put it in, but keep going with everything else.

>>35665736
Crack open a beer and start getting Gemma in the mood to go on the couch or something.

>>35665736
>What now?
"Oi' gem. Mel wants you to put on a show for her."

>>35665753
this. and get a beer.

>>35665736
oi gem, DTF? Mel's cool to watch

>>35665736

Grab beer, offer one to Mel, then bring up dinner plans, it is getting to about that time now.

>>35665795
Quickie first, maybe, then eat, them maybe some more.

Gem doesn't seem to want to go home anyway.

>>35665720
good guy bogan
let's his mates know when he's wankin' off so they don't have to awkwardly wonder
onya dazza

>>35665806
Done. Shower's free.

You hop onto the couch and lean over Gemma, arms on either side of her.
"Mel's good to watch," you say.
"Cool," Gemma replies.
That's all the forewarning needed, as your lips meet in a feverish kiss. You don't wait, pulling off the towel and throwing it across the room. You mash her tits with your hand and she throws her legs open. Your deflating semi springs back to full hardness, and after a quick test of the waters with a finger, you shove it in in one thrust, Gemma screaming into your mouth. And for the third time today, you're fucking Gemma Mayne.

After three fucks today, you find yourself lasting pretty long. Gemma comes quickly, but you're hardly even close. You keep the pace, thrusting harder and harder in an effort to bring yourself off. Yet for another minute you last, grunting like an animal, Gemma screaming the whole time. At last you come, spurting inside her again, your harder thrusts making Gemma have another orgasm. Then you roll off her, spent.

"Damn guys, is it always like that?" Mel asks. She's sitting across from you, her face and chest flushed but her legs closed together tightly.

>Order a pizza. It's late but you're hungry.
>Strip/nudie twister
>Something else

>>35665907
Thanks Daz

>>35666027

Order a Pizza, play nudie twister while you wait, put up a dare that last one standing gets to blow or be blown.

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>>35666027
>>Order a pizza. It's late but you're hungry.
>>Strip/nudie twister

>>35666027
>Strip/nudie twister
"Naw. You get better with practice."

>>35666027
>Order a pizza. It's late but you're hungry.
"With me, yeah."

>>35666027
Order pizza and play nudie twister while you wait. First person to lose has to answer the door.

>>35666040

this right here

Cunts. Moment of silence for the loss of a former PM.

Now crack one open youse lot.

>>35666175
>loss
It's a fucking Laborite, not much of a loss.

>>35666188
It's a fucking politician, not much of a loss.
Fixed that for ya mate.

>>35666175
M8 I'm at the two-thirds gone mark on my bourbon. Fuckin shitfaced aye. Moment o silence for the guy who let my parents do uni free, letting me become a hardcore NEET

>>35666109
seconded

>>35666109
brilliant

>>35666188

Labor and Liberal don't mean much anymore ya cunt. They're the same fuckin' whitewash with different fukken ties. Labor at least gives a fuck about the working man- Liberals only care about the fuckin' mines.

>>35666263
>Labor only gives a fuck about the union bosses

FTFY

>>35666263
While I'm for the working man, Labor couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery.

>>35666296

not that guy but the guy was old labor, before these weak pricks took over

>>35666296
>>35666263
>>35666291
Labor may be shitter than an abo's arsehairs, but they're still better than greens, libs, nats and palmer, right? Right?

>>35666322
>the liberals are neoliberal, the nationalists are neoliberal, even labor is neoliberal
such is life in the late capitalism zone

"Hey Mel, could you get your laptop?"
"Uh, sure," she says, getting up and going to her room. You check out her butt as she walks away.
"Where'd you learn to fuck like that?" Gemma asks you.
"You know," you reply. "You pick things up here and there."
Mel walks back in with her laptop. "So what are we doing?"
"Get Domino's up, were ordering pizza."
It doesn't take long. There's a deal up for three large pizzas, two drinks and two garlic breads. With that done, you go over to the board games cabinet and pull out twister.
"Now we're playing this," you say. "Loser has to answer the door."
Gemma laughs, and Mel seems alright with it.
You set out the mat and start playing.

>roll 1d20, taking the first three

>>35666322
Who the fuck votes for Palmer United Party anyway? He sounds like a cunt who would stab you in the back while grinning from ear to ear.

>>35666291

Corruption allegations- which is all they are- aside, union bosses are elected by the workers. Which means they HAVE to give a fuck if they want to retain their positions.

>>35666296

Depends on if you're talking pre or post Keating.

Anyway cunts, this is a quest thread, back to it.

>>35666322
Well it's not hard to be better than Palmer.

Or Fucking Lambie. Embarrasses the country just by existing, dumb cunt.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35666336

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>35666336
right hand on mel's red tit

>>35666335
Pretty much, what do us measly NEETS do late on a Tuesday night? Play quests on /tg/ about what we'd be doing if we were less socially awkward during our teenage years. Fuckit, I need a bag of shrooms

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>35666349
>which is all they are-
Tell that to the HSU.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>35666336

>>35666336

Rolling for smashing lebs

>>35666336
Oi cunt, where's ya stand on pollies? Drinkin for old bud Goff?

>>35666362

http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/content/2014/s4067431.htm

I raise you 9 liberal MPs.

>>35666354
>>35666357
>>35666362
>These shitty rolls.
Welp, the only way I see anything salvageable coming from this is the pizza getting delivered by a girl we know.

Also, cunt. Sorry if I derailed this a little, just wanted to honor an ex PM. Wouldn'ta mattered if it were fucking Johnnie boy instead, raise a glass and git on with it youse lot.

>>35666404
I'm a centrist, everyone is a cunt

>>35666429
You should run for PM, cunt.

>>35666429
Good man, you should, like, run for PM or summin, tell ya mates to get their mums to vote for ya

>>35666429

Top bloke. 11/10 would shout at the pub

>>35666451
>>35666452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3IaKVmkXuk
Anyone would be better than this stupid cunt.

>>35666475

that pom faggot?

yeah he's a bit of a cunt, people can't stop posting his shit on my facebook

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So this stuff is cool and all, but when are we going to get to foighten da indeegenus woildloife? Save Mel from the jaws of a pissed-off salty when?

>>35666507
Fuck off yank

>>35666507
What the fuck are you goin on bout

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>>35666518
You wound me, sir. Can you not recognize your commonwealth bretheren?

>>35666537
sorry mate

fuck off yank jr

>>35666537
Still a yank in my book

>>35666336

Should see if the lappie has a webcam...

>>35666537
fuk off yank hat

>>35666546
>>35666543
You take that shit back.

Anyhow, I just personally don't find any quest without true conflict that appealing, and since it's Australia Man vs Nature seemed an obvious choice.

>>35666537
You're pretty much new zealand tier now

Now fuck off, the rest of us are doing >>35666360

also writin

>>35666537
Kiwifag here, hate to break it to you, but aussies have about as much luck telling your lot and apart from yanks as you do telling Kiwifags from their lot.

>>35666556
I'll have you know that the yanks are our pants! OUR PANTS!

>>35666586
No, you're our hat, Canada.

>>35666586
>Wearing fat pants

>>35666579
Then it should be obvious. Aussies don't fuck sheep.

>>35666603
Yeah but you can't see if someone is fucking a sheep over the internet just like we can't see whether a psuedoyank is posting from a tim hortons

>>35666603
Tasmanians do between fucking their cousins / sisters

>>35666641
Don't fuck your sister.
She's mine

>>35666641
That's just excess body hair and incest, not bestiality

>>35666651
I hate to tell you but I've only go a brother.

I guess if you're into that kind of thing...

>>35666676
stick him in a skirt and a wig, it's all good

>>35666687
The aristocrats

>>35666687
Shave him first, unless the guys asian

You set up the mat and the spinner, and invite the ladies over. You spin the spinner. Right foot red. Easy enough. Right hand green. Okay. Left hand blue. You the spot you were going to put your hand gets taken by Mel, and the next one by Gemma, so you stretch for the furthest one. Left foot blue. Your leg gets between Mel's and Gemma's, and your knee ends up smushing Mel's tit. She grins at you.
The game goes pretty much like that. You start to make things interesting by making sneaky grabs while moving. Somehow you end up with Mel on all fours beneath you and you on all fours on top of her. Her back and butt rubbing against you starts to make you lose focus. Then Gemma reaches out for the spinner and loses her balance, falling.
"That means you lose, Gemma," says Mel.
"You'll need to answer the door in your nuddies."
Gemma just swears and grins. "Fine," she says.

You're still on all fours over Mel, and she's still under you. She lowers herself to her knees, then looks back at you, raising her eyebrows.
Then someone knocks on the door. "Must be the pizza," says Gemma as she hops up, and you and Mel scramble to get out of sight.
Gemma grabs the money off the kitchen counter. She goes to the door and opens it, smiling. She's met by silence. You wqtch as she bites her lip, obviously letting whoever it is get a good look.
"My pizza?" She asks.
"Oh right," says whoever it is, a guy by his voice. He passes the pizza and the drinks. Gemma puts the pizzas down, bending over and mooning the door, then goes back and gives the guy the money. "See ya," she says as she slowly closes the door.
You hear the pizza guy walk off, and Gemma joins you on the couch, grinning and blushing.

>What now?

>>35666761
Eat, drink, be merry, ask Gemma for gobbies once she's finished pizza, talk normally to Mel while she blows. Ask if she wants to join

>>35666761
What a good sport, gotta do something nice for her

>>35666761
See if Mel is keen to have a go at it.

>>35666761

Ask Mel if she's got any movies?

Get Gemma to follow you to the kitchen and ask her if she'd be down to help get Mel in the mood during.

While watching sneak a hand on Mel's knee and slide it up as the film progresses. Give her some pat and tickle.

>>35666802
>>35666787
Up for movies with hobbies after pizza

>>35666761
seconding >>35666802

>>35666802

This, get Gemma in on our schemes.

>>35666815
Gobbies*

Fuck phones

>>35666802
sounds like a plan.

Right, writing

I got TAFE shit tomorrow so 1. It means I can't run tomorrow and 2. I gotta wake up early
Hoping to tie things up in a reasonable way as an end to this little chapter, then I'll go back to my regularly scheduled (ha!) quests. I'll let you guys know which twitter to follow, if you haven't already figured out or know who I am.

Anyway, writing

>>35666906
We all know it's you, chuckles

>>35666951
didnt chuckles plug this saying it wanst him

>>35666968
I don't believe him. This has all the fucking hallmarks of a chuckles quest.

>>35666951
>>35666968
>>35666984
I don't follow qm bullshit drama, what's chuckles run?

>>35666998
he started with a pokemon quest, currently does background character quest and occasionally spoiled prince/half breed royal quest

And he did take a break from his own quests recently too

"Hey Mel, you got any movies?" you ask.
"I got Tomorrow, When The War Began on my laptop?"
"Good. Gems, come help me with drinks."
Gemma gets up and comes over, where you pull out some beers from the fridge. "You know what we need to do while the movie's on, right?" You ask her.
Gemma gives you a sly grin. "Fuck yeah," she says. "Let's go show her a good time."
You bring the drinks back, pop open the pizza boxes, and sit back. Mel snuggles into your side and Gemma sits on the other side of Mel. You then sit through nude movie watching.

You really never thought of Mel this way before today. Maybe Gemma's words back at the park triggered something in you, and you were able to see your best friend in a new light. You glance at her out of the corner of your eye. She's definitely attractive. Maybe not a hot slut like Gemma is, but Mel had always seemed more down to earth, more real than any of the girls that you'd been with. She was always the one encouraging you to keep going to school, and the only one who you listened to in that regard. Really if it weren't for her you'd have probably ended up like Mad Cunt Travis, off your head all day on various drugs and cutting up crows in your basement. And now you're here with your best friend and you're about to... to what?
What are you about to do?

>Put your hand on her leg, end what you've started.
>Just cuddle and watch the movie, maybe you're not ready for that step after all.

>>35667245
>>Put your hand on her leg, end what you've started.

obviously.

>>35667245
>>Just cuddle and watch the movie, maybe you're not ready for that step after all.

What are we, a poofter?

>>35667245
give her a real pash, not that tonguey shit we gave gem, but a old softie, show her we want her raisin our sprogs some day

>>35667245

We're not mad cunts because of her, but she's still a bit uptight. Gotta get her to let her hair down sometime. Better with us than some other yobbo. If she really doesn't want the attention, she'll make it clear, but what's wrong with copping a bit of a feel?

We really on page 7 already? Christ

>>35667322

Who knows, maybe she'll grab our cock before we make our move. That'd be fuckin sick.

>>35667245
>Put your hand on her leg, end what you've started.

>>35667312
this, clearly missus material

>>35667312
yeah, Mel is our missus-fu

>>35667245
Tell Gem to leave her alone then >>35667312

>>35667403

Yeah, nah.

>>35667403
Yes becasue that would clearly not be horrible out of character, you fucking cunt.since

>>35667403
Fuck that poofta shit

>>35667245
>Put your hand on her leg, end what you've started.
Hook in cunt!

>>35667312
be less pooftery about it, tell her she's our main slut and give a kiss

You've never been one to second guess, and now's not the time to start. You put your hand on her thigh, where she can definitely feel it, and you feel the muscles there moving. You turn your head to her and she turns her head to yours. She hasn't always been this fuckin pretty, has she?
You're about to move in for the pash but she beats you too it. It's not the open mouth snog saying "fuck me fuck me now" but it's not an innocent smoocho either. There's something intense there, but somehow soft and warm. It doesn't last that way though. Soon she's rubbing her tongue on your lips, and you follow with yours. You're so concentrated on the kiss that you don't notice your hands travelling upwards to hold her tighter against you.

She gasps into your mouth, then breaks off. You open your eyes and she's looking into yours, biting her lips. She couldn't be sexier. Then she turns her head as Gemma leans over her shoulder and you become aware of a faint schlicking noise. Gemma is giving Mel a slow, steady fingerbanging, while leaning into Mel's back and over her shoulder. Mel pushes her lips against Gemma's cheek, then openly snogs her when she turns. You're watching two naked girls pash. This might be the best day of your life. You sit back and enjoy the show. They finally break up, and Mel turns her gaze back to you.

You feel a hand brush your prick and suddenly it jumps to the hardest it's been all day. That was Mel. Mel is giving you a handy right now. She leans in and whispers.
"Remember ealier when I said I wasn't ready? That it wasn't the time? Now's good. Now's more than excellent. What I mean is... I want you to fuck me."

>Right here, right now
>Take her to the bedroom