With open eyes in the Otherworld, you see a beauty ravishing you, her lips against yours with a mutual deep need. She draws out the water from your body, giving you air to breath as you feel yourself sink into her depths. Her eyes flick open and smile with mischief as she draws you further down from the glimmering surface.
You've been here before, in this exact scenario when your the peaceful facade first had its curtain dropped by the followers. Buried in water, with a seaborn angel giving you your only breath.

She grips your body with delicate fingers and slides up and down in a dance that disrupts the peace of the pond. As a captive audience, you're meant only to take it and shudder with a hazy head. Some part of you bleats out about a would-be danger, yet your assailant hardly seems like a danger to you.
Grabbing her, pulling her back, you send a surge of life through her, causing her to arch, pulling back away from your lips as she screams out with bliss.
Yet as she comes down from the high, her hands find their way to your throat. Her fingers wrap around your neck with a gradually increasing pressure, as though she's contemplating what to do. Her hesitation gives you a moment to recompose your thoughts, and you realize with panic what she intends.

Christ, it's a nymph! She's going to drown me!

Grabbing her by the arm, you pull away one hand, throwing it back as she snaps out of her lul, eyes changing from a bedroom glaze to something a bit more and a touch crazed. She smiles wide with a mouth of sharp teeth, and redoubles her efforts on putting you to sleep.
Her hand is forced back upon your throat, as you try to scream once more and thrash to float.

>>35637755


Wet hands throttle and deprive you of air, realizing four knocks had been too many to dare.
As darkness clouds within your head, the oncoming death that you fear and you dread, you see a light at the surface, a way to above.

You reach out with one arm, like you would for a love.
Help me please! You think with desperation. That light must be real, it's not your imagination.

It touches the surface as you wiggle and thrash, when suddenly it descends down in a great flash!
The water grows cold, and parts out from the way, the murderous nymph, suddenly departing from her play.

A hand comes down, and grabs you by the nape of your shirt, coughing and gagging, from your lungs water spurts. Then there's a growling from your saviour indeed, and you can't help but smile a grimace when it's who you now see.

“Summoner, I have come, the Fae court hath called.” Says Donneth the knight of wyldest knight. Yet how could he have known your most desperate of plights?
“The fae children Xera, Evi, and Sapp. Lunn would have helped, but she only just laughed.”

“Well do they expect a thank you of sorts?”

“Surely they'd accept to become cohorts.” The Wendigo knight, drops you on ice, ushering a growl of winter, to say he's not nice. “Should keep the nymph whore from playing again. You must have enjoyed a romp in her den. He gestures towards your state, pants-less and swollen. It is then that you realize your seed had been stolen.

You notice then, eyes gazing on from all around, You and unseelie here upon frozen ground.
“Well then Sir Donneth, shall we depart? I'm afraid we're not welcome, at least you surely aren't.”

>>35637705
GOD DAMMIT DRAN I GOT NO SLEEP LAST NIGHT AND WAS JUST ABOUT TO SLEEP WHAT THE HELL

dominate her magically and sexually

>>35637782


A laugh from the demon, and he drops you on shore, walking with a proud stride, honorable and yours.
“I do have a demand, now my crass man.” The demon smiles beneath plated ice. And you feel some betrayal coming now twice.
“As I have saved you once and before, I do not think that I may be ignored. Give me more power and allow me to hunt. Whenever my heart pleases, I will not be shunt.”

>[] "As a reward for rescue, yes that will do."
>[] "Nay Sir Fae, you'll do as I say!"
>[] "May we leave this for a later date? I have something of a date... With fate."
>[] (Some other choice, if you give it voice.)

>>35637705
Updated the summons and contracts paste.
>Summons section changed to Active Summons section. Added Ex-Summons section.
>Moved Fara and Morgan to Ex-Summons section.
>Updated Donneth's abilities to be formatted in the same manner as Morgan's and Legna's.
http://pastebin.com/J77nD1uQ
http://pastebin.com/J6S69buM
The pastes are the same except the first one says that Donneth only has the crossbow and spear while the second one says he has a crossbow, spear, sword, and bow. Wasn't 100% on what he actually had.

Minor changes to Asher's sheet.
>OCN added to transmutations
>RE factor added for explosive substances (RE is how many times more powerful it is than an equivalent mass of TNT)
>Updated Floramancy to have correct category "Advanced Life Elementary"
>Noted under Primeval Fury that Asher smells of smoke to fae
http://pastebin.com/LZFQGbU9


As a side note, Toy Soldier has been bugging the shit out of me ever since it got added to the paste. It talks about using Geo and Aero for constructs, which we can't do, and I can't understand why they have to be people-shaped, since I'm fairly sure that makes them more costly for no benefit. Also the name bugs me because it doesn't fit with the rest at all. Also, it also looks like it's pretty much the same thing as Guard, but whatever.

That said, I'm not going to go and change it just because it bugs me without you giving input, Dran.

>>35637853
Why the fuck is everyone rhyming?
Why is donneth suddenly a giant cunt?
Oh wait fuck she put us to sleep and were dreaming
Fuck fuck fuck

>>35637899
And the power that "Donneth" wants is for her, clever girl

>>35637853
>[] "Nay Sir Fae, you'll do as I say!"

>>35637853
>[] "As a reward for rescue, yes that will do."
Donneth has always been loyal. I like him

>>35637899
Rage against the machine time?

>>35637853
As you ask, it shall be, though with some restrictions if you please. The killers, the rapers, the stalkers of the night, those worth killing can taste your might. You are my hunter, my arm, my sword, and let's be honest, less would leave you bored.

>>35637853
>>[] "As a reward for rescue, yes that will do."

>>35637853
Wake up

>>35637939
>>35637951
>>35637958

I'm thinking its quite possible we are being tricked. Ya, know with the sudden rhyming and shit? We can give him power later.

>>35637872
Toy soldier can be taken out or just renamed to "Puppet."
And I updated the summon log with your revision just before you posted.

>>35637971
>>35637899
You're technically already in a land of dreams.
Asher's true self is resting 'neath trees.

>>35637973
>And I updated the summon log with your revision just before you posted.
Ah, sorry. I checked it before I hit submit, but I guess you got it between my check and my post.

>Toy soldier can be taken out or just renamed to "Puppet."
I'd probably go with the rename and removing the parts about Geo/Aero.

>>35638002
>still in rhyme
No go away. Bad touch

>>35637972
Ah, that's true.

>>35637958
Tell him to wait until we've awoken, then.

>>35637951
This

>>35637853
>[] "Nay Sir Fae, you'll do as I say!"
No, something fucking weird is going on.

>>35637853
Tell him to wait until we've woken up.

>>35638002
So uh? Snap out of it would be a better term? We obviously aren't in normal dream land, someone or something is fucking with our head, whether it be nymph lady or some fae. Wait, if it's puck imma be pissed

>>35638064
We fell asleep in the woods didn't we? And that tree lady was rather smitten with us, and we've pissed of lucifer, wouldn't be surprised if the trickster fucked with us

>>35637853
An increase in power I do not oppose, Donneth seems to need the powerup to fight on par with our current enemies.

Though I would like to stipulate that should we require him, he is not allowed to leave to go hunt then. During our downtime when we don't really talk to him or use him? Sure.

>>35637853
>[] "Nay Sir Fae, you'll do as I say!"

Are we still underwater? As soon as we hit the surface shit got weird.

>>35637853
>sir
>not ser
if your gonna do your weird stupid shit you could atleast do it right

>>35638100
Hmm...>>35637951
this +
Above this your duty is of course to me. Do not abandon in my times of need. In times of peace, hunt at your leisure, but when battle comes you are again my creature.

>>35638140
When a captive starts to struggle that's when you apply force, apparently bad rhyming and innability to understand donneth the bro is force. Betcha someone's gonna comment on something they don't know. Also she told us the fae laughed, trying to keep us to herself?

>>35637951
Why exactly do we care about that kind of thing?

I mean, really, are you trying to turn Donneth into Batman or something?

>>35637853
>[] "Nay Sir Fae, you'll do as I say!"

>>35638229
It'll be hard to keep hidden if Donneth goes around murdering babies wherever we go.

>>35638262
He wants to hunt, not just slaughter people. That's the entire reason we modded him in the first place, so that he'd go after low numbers of hard targets instead of just trying to rack up a body count.

We should pretend the fairies are the illegitimate children we had with Morgan before she left us. Gotta fuck with Emilia/Legna somehow

>>35638297
Speaking of modding him, does he have the megaman arm cannon yet?

>>35638347
He has an arm-mounted crossbow that shoots exploding magic ice arrows.

>>35638342
We can be their pop after we deal with donneth. Also why does donneth know where the fae court is? He said some shit about Titania calling him or whatever but Titania doesn't do shit for nobody

>>35638361
Close enough, i guess

>>35638378
Morgan took him here when she wyldified him I think?

>We were planning to go talk to the Queen
>Our pants are gone
Well this is gonna be fun...

>>35637782
>see a light
>suddenly rhyming
>dran said we are dream land
>and real asher is sleeping bean eath the trees
Did the fae and the tree drag us out and we are having some weird passed out delusion? We saw a light and shit, that's common before people start hallucinating right?

>>35637705
>mfw I thought that was his penis coming out of his pocket and jizz in his hand

>>35638574
Eh, the queen fae is always a huge slut. Well mostly sometimes she's depicted more as a mother.

>The rhyming is affecting Asher also
>He's turning into a fae
It makes sense. Morgan started out as a living human and look at her now.

>>35638632
Is this what happens when you fuck a fae? Nymph means Marriable woman or whatever, did we just "marry" into the family?

>>35638632
I hope the rhyming continues. It might be annoying as fuck to everyone else and I'd find it hilarious, especially if the four stooges and Donneth join in on the rhyming.

>>35638632
The worse part is that fae are in capable of lying.

>>35638652
I think it might be that we had part of our soul ripped out and replaced with the pissed-off astral signature of a forest. And now we've been dicking around in the forest, constantly having fae visiting us in dreams, and now we've been bumblefucking through Tir na nog for however long we've been in here.

>>35638697
lets kill ourself

>>35638697
They can twist the truth so hard that it may as well not even matter. Remember, Lucifer wanted the same thing of us, to not lie to people.

>>35638652
Fae actually create contracts when they marry someone.

>>35638697
eh not lying is easy, Devils tongue tells no lies, only twisted truths. Can't actually remember who said that but it's true, why lie when you can tell half truths, someone wants our name, tell them our name backwards, what do we do? We're a gardener.

>>35638697
If we can't lie, people will probably believe us. But we really should work on the traditional arts. Misdirection, omission, and worst of all: deals and favors.

>>35638777
>>35638787
>>35638804
The thing is that fae draw their power from words thus to lie is to lose their power.

>>35638787
Resha
Tsuaf
I think Resha sounds less retarded

>>35638804
>worst of all: deals and favors.
It'd totally fit for what we have planned with the whole "experimenting on the homeless" thing. Offering people contracts to get superpowers, or I guess diamonds the size of a peach, shit for a little time spent in our service could be interesting.

>>35638845
Yeah, and that's fine. Even if we don't lie, that doesn't mean we have to tell everyone everything they want to know. It just means that the exact things we end up saying can't be something we take for false.

>>35638859
Asher not ahser
It'd be Rehsa

You know what's interesting?

>All of Morgan's powers are Nerve magic.
>Except Shapeshifting, which is one of the exclusively Bone powers.

Is this a confirmation of Second Awakenings?

>>35638894
>we get the stupid bullshit of "we'll I think it's true so it ain't a lie"
Do we get common sense bullshit ork powers?

>>35638941
Human nerve gone bone after becoming a fae?
Fuck I don't wanna be a bone
Suicide is preferable, back in the river

>>35638983
>implying we don't go Glorious DOUBLE Nerve path

>>35637853


You consider the request, and quite frankly, you're impressed. “As you ask, it shall be, though with restriction if you please. The killers, the rapers, the stalkers of night, and those worth killing can taste your might. You are my hunter, my arm, my sword, and to be honest, less would leave you bored.
Furthermore, your duty is to me, your lord, your pledge.
Do not abandon me when I am hanging on edge.
When strife is done and foes are gone, you may leave, go to compose your own blood-ballad song.”

The hunter smiles, and kneels down a knee, “Then thus is our deal, far as I can see.” He holds out a hand, “Your power, for me.”

As you reach out to reward your thrall, the pondwater breaks with a screech quite strong, “He is my husband you miserable tool! I demand his return-” A pause, a wink, “And your number too.”

Unfaithful from the start, it seems from the nymph that seeks your heart. You grimace hard and turn her way. “What was that, you bitch? Scratching some itch? I knocked four times, I wasn't looking for this!”

The nymph purrs, her lips moist as they curl, “What's this? You sound like you don't like girls?”

“Really? Is that true? Woe to us, it must be a ruse!” The four sisters flit out on wings like stained glass, save for Evi who's clumsy. Tumbling onto the grass.

“Nay, I love the feminine form!” You say, “Just rape in the water is not the norm!”

“Mmm. My husband is shy, so long as he's not into other guys. As it is though, our union is due. We should head for the court, marriage, so soon!” She holds her face, blushing many hues. She is of fair look, long brown hair so smooth. Lips fit for kissing, and hips not worth resisting. You take a good swallow and look on away, “Let us hurry Ser Donneth, I'd rather not delay.”

“Aye.”

“No lie. I'm coming too!” The Nymph bounds from the water, one tailfin dividing in two. Feet for the earth, no scales, just skin so smooth.

>>35638941
Or she had faunamancy.

>>35639021
I don't like the Nymph...

>>35639021
>its not an illusion
>were married to an unfaithful slut
>we won't be leaving rhyme town
I think I'm done here. You guys have fun

>>35639021
I'm having Gargoyle Quest flashbacks. Shit got really weird when the rhyming started. Help.

>>35639021
So um, let's have an old fashioned divorce, death to the unfaithful

>>35639021
>[] “No, you are not! We are not wed! This was not proper, there was not even a bed!”
>[] “Very well, only to prove false. We are not lovers, for there is another.”
>[] “Blessed be thy beauty. I accept thee then.
>[] “Ser Donneth of winter's bite. Show her my refusal, deliver thine spite.”
>[](Some other tale with rhyme may prevail.)

>>35639143
>[] “No, you are not! We are not wed! This was not proper, there was not even a bed!”
I would vote to have donneth kill Her, but killing a fae is a very stupid idea

>>35639143
>[] “Very well, only to prove false. We are not lovers, for there is another.”
Emilia is much better than this slutty psycho

>>35639079
>>35639133
Faerie are actually pretty faithful as long as you abide by the marriage contract and will tolerate polygamy.

>>35639143
>[] “Very well, only to prove false. We are not lovers, for there is another.”

>>35639143
Drown ourself in the river.

>>35639256
>polygamy
>faithful
Also I'm pretty sure she isn't intrested in polygamy, or any real kind of marriage, I don't think fuck buddies count as husbands

>>35639143
>If I am to wed all those with my seed, the line at the chapel will be quite long indeed.
Also, Asher needs more profanity in his verse.

>>35639269
Sure. Neither we die and this hell ends, or we wake up from an illusion, win/win

>>35639317
I don't know whether or not I support this, but it gave me a kek.

>>35639317
That would sounds like something Asher would say.

>>35639317
I think we've fucked like 4 chicks total, assuming I'm not misremembering how far we went with Jackie, it might be 3 if I am, that's less than how many guys this nymphs fucked

>>35639311
Faerie thrive off of contradictions.

>>35639317
To which Donneth answers
>A corpse lacking spine and that blonde-haired scarred swine? Truly a marriage in kind for a man gone half blind.

>>35639365
>3
Nymph
Emilia
Nameless chick from hedonism during riots?

>>35639392
There were more than just that one chick during the hedonism riots, though 99% chance they're all dead now.
There's also Jackie, but she dead too.

>>35639392
Don't forget Luci. God I hope we didn't somehow knock her up

>>35639392
Lucia.
Also, there's always time for more...

>>35639416
There were? I thought it was just the one, and the dude who fucked us, bet nymph bitch would get a kick outta that

>>35639416
Not to mention the astral entities.

>>35639437
>>35639439
If we are fae married to her I'm gonna be ten types of ass bothered

>>35639143
>[] “No, you are not! We are not wed! This was not proper, there was not even a bed!”

>>35639317
>4-5 people
>long line
Sure

>The naiads were also known to exhibit jealous tendencies. Theocritus' story of naiad jealousy was that of a shepherd, Daphnis, who was the lover of Nomia or Echenais; Daphnis had on several occasions been unfaithful to Nomia and as revenge she permanently blinded him.
[nervous laughter]

>>35639143
Wake up
Pls I want off the rhyme train

>>35639531
Even better she's one of those.

>>35639531
>hypocritical sluts
Fucking nymphs

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>Every single Overhuman thread ever.

>>35637782
God damn asher is a quick shooter, that or he can hold his breath for a really long time

>>35639539
I'm enjoying it.

>>35639612
You would be too if you hadn't jacked it in weeks for fear of dick splinters

>>35639619
I'll take the rhyming if all this other stupid shit go and stays go

>>35639644
>he uses his dominant hand to jerk it
The hell is wrong with you? Also asher has emilia, she'd be down for a fuck

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>>35639644
>You would be too if you hadn't jacked it in weeks for fear of dick splinters
I fucking lost it.

>>35639676
I bet XIX would help him with his problem, blue balls is definetly a real medical issue. It's her job to help. Definetly.

>>35639644
If your dick is splintering you should see a doctor.

>>35639021


With a haughty grin, you thumb at your chin, “If I am to wed all those with my seed, the line at the chapel will be quite long indeed.”

Your Wyld knight throws back his head to laugh, “What, A corpse lacking spine and that blonde-haired scarred swine? Truly a marriage in kind for a man gone half blind.”

“Oh my, that sounds awful indeed.” The Nymph. Puts a finger to her lips, puckered with glistening need.

“Fuck you Donneth, that's not what I need! Look, just take me to the court, to see to the Queen.”

“I'm still coming,” The Nymph says with a skip and a step, departing her home with her hair long, unkempt and curled, “We can say our vows, and how we had met.”

“Really? Please, I know not your name yet.”

“Melisandre. Pleased, I'm sure.” She comes in close, and fondles your friend. A lurid reply escapes on your end.

“Please, I'm sore! Fuck off you whore!”

“Mmm, you're my first, and you, how I adore.”

The Wyld Hunter coughs, clearing his throat, “And I believe we shall depart, right on that note.”

As the three of you leave, the four sisters come in tow, yet as they dance and play, someone's been left alone.

Back by the pond, the Willow Woman sighs, “But I saw him first, he was my type...”

>>35639763
>"Starting the extraction!"
>needle-claw up the pooper.
I think I'll pass, anon

>>35639676
Asher's been too busy going full Lorax out in the woods for that

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Anyone else ever go back and read the first couple threads?

Asher at one point starts going on about how he wishes he had some cigarettes because "It would feel so good to look cool right now"

This dude is such a ficking chuuni god damn.

>>35639790
I don't have a tree for an arm, Asher does. And it's not dick splintering, it's getting splinters in his dick. Yes, there's a difference between the two.

>>35639808
>nymph stole us from qt dryad
I'm angry.

>>35639829
He's fucked off to the forest to do faerie things. I think he's a full blown Wizard now.

>>35639829
He's a bit too pansy right now, he didn't kill his wife after she made a pass at his summon

>>35639808
God damn it. I liked the dryad. Nymph a shit

>>35639860
I'm angry too, just like you.

I wanted to be a tree hugger, not a pond fugger.

>>35639870
Oh right, let's not forget fucking over the devil and summoning a giant rage monster in the middle of New York.

>>35639923
Chicago.

>>35639860
>>35639907
>>35639910
And then dran turned everyone against the nymph, soundly and quickly

>>35639808
Donneth forgot to mention those druggy skanks from our town who by now surely have drowned.

>>35639929
Even better! Besides, everyone goes to New York.

>>35639940
>druggy skanks from our town who by now surely have drowned.
druggy skanks from our town who in the wave surely had drowned*

>>35639937
I'm still hoping its a dream. Or atleast puck fucking with people's affections

>>35639907
Then why did choose Oak?

>>35639808
> tfw your summons always watch you when you're having sex

>>35639972
*didn't

>>35639950
That's why I picked Chi-town.

>>35639972
Dryad is a willow though? I think, she keeps getting called willowy. And it's not like we knew we would run into a dryad

>>35639985
>"Hydra pls go"
>"No"

>>35640035
Dryads are the nymphs of Oak trees if memory serves.

>>35640076
I thought they were just tree spirits

>>35640099
The word Dryad comes from the word drys which means oak.

>>35640099
>>35640132
I'm pretty sure they were specific to Oaks when they first appeared. Greek or thereabouts. Anyway, that's mostly irrelevant, because it evolved into a general reference.

>>35639021
So I guess Donneth is rank 4 now?

>>35640223
Not quite yet. Meli interrupted a bit.

>>35640217
What most people think of as Dryads are actually Hamadryads.

>>35640258
"Ninja," as I recall, is a Japanese loanword, which means the plural for "ninja" is "ninja." However, have you ever seen someone complain about the word "ninjas?"

>>35640244
>already giving her a nickname
Stop

>>35640379
She the next railroaded girl? Luci, then emilia, now the nymph

>>35640244
Your waifu a shit.

>>35640415
Willow tree was mai waifu. Your waifu detection is poor.

>>35640433
Stop lying. You're waifu is some personified abstraction of your players' asshurt.

>>35640433
Then why are we stuck with the swamp bitch?

>>35640463
>Pond Scum
ftfy.

>>35640433
>we liked the willow
>you liked the widow
WELL WHY COULDNT WE GET HER THEN? BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SHOVE ANOTHER RETARDED THING IN OUR FACE? THE TRAP FRENCHIE WITH A SAD STORY, THE LESBIAN HICK WITH A SAD STORY, LET ME GUESS THE WHORE NYMPH HAS A SAD STORY

>>35640503
But you guys DIDN'T like the willow.
Not until she was inaccessible.

You guys are so swingy.

>>35640503
Because sometimes in life you mess up, and it gets you raped by and then married to a random swamp bitch. It's kinda sad, but it happens every day. Metaphorically at least.

>>35640503
What the fuck man you need to relax

>>35640530
The fuck you smoking? People liked the dryad well enough, they just didn't think she'd fit in with the murdersquad.

>>35640530
I don't think the willow would have liked us. We're all over faeries now, sure, but that's partly the fault of being half MURDER RAGE BEAST MADE OUT OF FIRE AND PAIN.

>>35640530
That's just one butthurt guy. You gotta remember not to generalize your players

>>35640530
>didn't like
I liked the hell out of her, I already included her into my plans for our grotto, i mean I didn't think about romance because I assumed we were stlll stuck on the emilia choo choo train, but apparently she was an option.

>>35640581
Outspoken butthurt inflates itself. In any case, she wasn't important, and neither is the nymph.

>>35640530
Eh not those guys but people tend to just say the things they hate. It's only when two sides that hate the other side's position will you hear both sides. I personally give no fucks.

>>35640602
You can still try to summon her. One of the Fae sisters should know her name.

>>35640603
>she wasn't important
I'm gonna keep mentioning dryadfu until asher dies and this quest ends. Fuck you

>>35640627
>can still try to summon her
Still plan on it, I'm still butt devastated right now, fuck the pond cunt, and fuck you. I'm going to get drunk, you people don't fuck up too much

>>35640637
>Already feeling for her
But I haven't even told her sad story yet!

>>35640670
Fuck you with your dads dick

>>35640668
She'll be so happy when you remember her over the Pond Scum.

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>>35640668
No, anon. Don't do it. How can you expect us to make right choices without your infinite asshurt guiding us?

>>35640670
But I don't want to hear her sad story. As soon as it happens, people will flock to her, and then she'll turn around and suddenly become a massive bitch and try to fuck us over.

>[pointless waifu rage intensifies]

>>35640700
See this, now I'm really going to get drunk. I need to calm down
>>35640697

>>35640725
That was actually a joke anon.
Referring to this.
>>35640503

>inb4 Asher jizzed his pants in the real world
>inb4 deer are licking it now

>>35640747
The ONLY thing I liked about Luci was that she pretty effectively took a shit on any waifu crap for dozens of threads.

>>35640710
>implying I think my opinion is better
Nah, I'm just utterly butt destroied at dran, I'm just saying we tend to fuck up A LOT and I'm teing you guys to not do it too much

>>35640792
>implying we fuck up
>implying the setting doesn't retroactively morph around us to facilitate more glorious fuckups
This is Overhuman, son. The entire theme is SUFFERING and glorious fuckups with a side of barely being in control of your own mind/soul/body/destiny.

>>35639808


As the seven of you head through the wood, you stay a good distance ahead of your lady “wife.” You feel ill as she swoons and you think of your home. Emilia and you, the two of you alone. Hand in hand, even if you're missing an arm.
Thoughts like those make you intend this wench harm.
“Look here, you. There is another. She is important to me, this is true. Further, we've only just met, this will never do!”

The Nymph grins wide, her eyes twinkling with nothing to hide. “We can include her in our contract in this. More than one lover? I can hardly resist.”

With a palm to your face, your knight chuckles within his pace. “Come, my cohorts, we must go to the court.”

The four Fae laugh as they fly, Xera, chatting in your ear, how you wish they'd die, “Sapp likes water, Evi likes loam, I like fire, and the air is Lunn's home. Evi is clumsy, Sapp is sad, Lunn's insane, and I'm quick to get mad!
Oh, and we're goddesses, at least, that is our aim. Minor and little, but that will not stay. With your power and life in your world, we'll become great! Famous and heard. Did I tell you that I'm the leader?
Hey, are you listening, turd?!”

You flick at the fae who has too much to say. Gods almighty, what an awful day.

With Donneth your guard, you arrive at the court. Crystal trees and flowers, beautifully glimmering, and the wings of many small fae, lustrous and shimmering. A thousand small voices ring in your ears. Cheers, astonishment and whispered, hushed fears.

Xera flies front with her sisters at her side, save for Sapp, whom behind Donneth, she hides. “The human is here to speak to the queen!”

Donneth, sneers, and flicks away the red fae. She falls away with an exclamation of “Ow!”

“Tis my priviledge to herald I say! T'is I, Donneth of Winter, Hunter of men. Here is my charge. Asher Faust, alchemist, tree, and human.”

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>>35640853
>Asher Faust, alchemist, tree, and human.
>tree
Donneth best herald

>>35640603
>she wasn't important, and neither is the nymph.
>neither is the nymph
Dream time confirmed? Or is she just gonna fuck off?

>>35640853
>including the emilia part
Why?

>>35640887
Because Asher actually kinda likes her at this point even if you don't?

>>35640898
Well yeah, but why even have a vote if it's included by default?

>>35640868
I don't know it might be because dryads and nymphs aren't important in the grand scheme of things unless you include drowning I guess.

>>35640868
She's a minor spirit in the astral realm. Once we leave, she can't do shit unless we decide to summon her.

>>35640853

The Fae assembly “ooo's” and “awe's” as you step up, ending only when another human-sized fae commands them pause. Before you rests a glorious fae, with eyes like light, and beauty so strange. Crystalline wings, and a smile like snow. Soft and warm, yet utterly cold.
“I expected taller, for one with such pride.”

You grin like a bastard, “How else would a proud coward hide?”

The Queen floats down, you notice at once, that you can see up her lovely gown.
“Bloomers? Old fashioned, “You think it clever to say, “Queen Titania, I don't see you going gray.”

The Fae Queen's mouth opens with an “Oh?” A predatory eye, “Trust, it's not that I'm shy...”
With a clear of her throat, she departs from that note, “You I have seen, are friend to the trees. Enchanted for winter, deciduous, yet green. I smell the smoke, the death of a wood. Is it for this reason that you trifle such good?”

>[] (How do you answer?)

>>35640979
She'll still pester us when we go to sleep, like luci, but this time with someone who's openly unfaithful, although less bitch.

>>35641064
>Bloomers
Titania best girl.

>>35641088
She's already taken.

>>35641064
Someone translate this into normal people English

>>35641117
All kings must fall, it's just common sense
Retard magic is fun

>>35641064
Yes. But it's also a way to create our own legend.

>>35641130
It was some back and forth about how Asher's not wearing pants, so he responded that he could see her underpants.

Then she said that she noticed what he's been doing in the woods for the past couple days and that she can sense the presence of the Rage Beast and asked if that's the reason he did the tree stuff..

>>35641064
Wait...fuck we swallowed the water, that's why we 're rhyming, we drank while in the fae kingdom
FUCK, atleast we're on good terms with the trees

>>35641161
So then the truthful answer is kinda? We already had plans for doing something, gettinf biggie just pushed us towards nature, then our own narcissism and insanity heard the trees plee and we decided to make it florouish

>>35641064
Quick, somebody, be good at rhyming. Essentially, she's caught wind of the dead forest we came from. Or a piece of us? Either way it is, it gave birth to a notion, and in following, an idea. It is why we are there, and in partial a fashion, why we are here.

>>35641064
>sitting here trying to come up with a rhyme
It's not working.

>>35641202
I should probably link this to drans post
>>35641064

>>35641064
>That's a reasonable guess, and so I must answer yes. When our soul was rending, an angry spirit of the forest helped the mending.
>>35641130
"Yo mang, I smell that ragebeast on you, is that the reason you want to help the forests?"

>>35641064
Ask her to help us soothe the beast and fix our magic

>>35641243
I don't think we need "angry." Or the article, either. "a spirit of forest"

>>35641064
>[] (How do you answer?)
Why'd you stop rhyming?

>>35641147
You do realize Oberon has connections to Norse mythology.

>>35641283
Yes and? Don't care about Odin all that much, besides he never forbid us from shoving Oberon out of the fae kingdom before fucking Titania

>>35641271
It's not an exact science, but I agree. Sounds better with the second sentence pruned a bit.

>>35641243
Eh, you're the only one who can rhyme so sure, it's not what I would say but rhyming is important in front of the queen

>>35641321
I think "soul" might be better as "spirit." The extra piece gives it a bit more of a balanced feeling. And maybe an "in," as in "helped in the mending" - or potentially another word, like "aided the," if you prefer - but that might just be me.

>>35641064
T'would be a lie to deny. The old wood ended by fire did much inspire my efforts to see that no tree feel the pain of hungry flame. Such a thing would be quite a shame.

>>35641405
>feel the pain of hungry flame
Change "hungry flame" to "ax, winter, or flame".

>>35641064
>trifle such good?
Is she saying we shouldn't be pissing about with the trees, or is she not? I don't understand the word trifle

>>35641064
>More or less, it is as you say.
>Some hippy babble about the trees
>Something about seeking a more permanent solution, and we thought that bringing fae into the world in a more permanent manner would help with that.
If anyone can make this shit rhyme, go for it.

>>35641466
It means something is unimportant, minor, or done passively. In other words, she is acknowledging the intent of the actions, but also the restricted scale of them. Which is why we're here; we want to step the operation up to a proper size.

>>35641466
Looks like it.

verb
verb: trifle; 3rd person present: trifles; past tense: trifled; past participle: trifled; gerund or present participle: trifling
1.
treat (someone or something) without seriousness or respect.
"he is not a man to be trifled with"
synonyms: play with, amuse oneself with, toy with, dally with, be flippant with, flirt with, play fast and loose with, mess about with; datedsport with
"you should never have trifled with her emotions"
2.
archaic
talk or act frivolously.
"we will not trifle—life is too short"
waste something, especially time, frivolously.


Unless Dran can't into words or something, it looks like she's asking us why we're being such a fuckhead.

>>35641487
Was our solution bringing in the fae? I thought it was asking the fae for advice on how to make it long lasting

>>35641523
From the last thread.
>>35593916
>Searching your mind for an answer, it comes to you from the glimpses of your dreams. Fae. The old protectors.

>Therein lies the same issue though. Eventually they will need to be restored.

>Unless. They truly exist in this world...

>Who would you ask for guidance in seeing this through?

We voted to wander around in the astral looking for an answer to how to make summons into real living things. Coulda asked Faust or Saph or Dorothy how to do it, but we decided to fuck around in fae land instead.

>>35641523
I think we always intended to bring them into the world. We're here to try and glean something useful, and also to offer our services in letting them back. As they are nature spirits, and we have a growing obsession with nature, due to being a third forest.

>>35641398
I was gonna say spirit, but than I thought that not only was that entirely accurate, I wanted to refer to the rage beast as a spirit without using it twice in the same sentence.

>That's a reasonable guess, and so I must answer yes. When our soul was rending, a spirit of forest helped with mending.

>>35641626
>without using it twice
Oh, I didn't even notice that.

>>35641064
After the confirmations that, yes, Biggie opened our ears to the trees I thought of something to say.
>My work, a trifle? Well, yes, I suppose the limitations of magic do stifle. I seek a way and to my mind came the fae. But, again, a problem I'm seeing is the nature of summoning as fleeting. It's for this reason I'm here, to learn how to make beings of the astral truly live in the real.

Anybody got suggestions? I tried to make our goals rhyme but the whole thing seems that it could be improved.

“That's a reasonable guess, and so I answer yes. When our soul was rending, a spirit of forest helped the mending.” You say with a curt, short bow before taking a knee, “So now I am bending now for your aid. I seek to cure my soul of a malice stain.”

“So you pledge yourself to the Seelie in this cause? Truly, even with an Unseelie in company, this does beg applause.”
The gallery of fae, give a chorus of clap and cheers. Donneth answers some with his glares and his sneers.

“I come too with my own ambition, I declare it by my own will, so listen! I am Donneth of Winter, hunter of men! I am an unseelie with no legends yet. Yet mark by my word, and know it is so, I am not friend, yet neither a foe. My chill is for death of human alone. The wood and its bounty are together my home.
I have no quarrel with the warmth of this Court. So I stand unblessed, as I am still of their sort.”

You stare down at Donneth, as he returns a tired gaze. His pact with you not more than a phase, he seeks more, and you smile, amazed.

Titania claps once before she doth speak, the last bit of fae chatter ends with a squeak, “Well then Ser Asher, and Donneth as well. Perhaps we may have more time, I'd hear more of your travails. Asher the Burnt, and Donneth the Cold, a new tall tale.” The Fae queen smiles and sits upon a toadstool to listen.
Melisandre the nymph, fidgets yet listens and the quartet of Fae, fall by your side, with the entire fae court, listening aside.

You look to Donneth, and he looks to you, “Well, my patron. After you.”

>[End Thread]

This rhyming is making my ears smoke.

I wanted to let you know, that this is all a glorious setup for Halloween.

>>35641903
Wait, Asher wants to stop being an angry tree-person now?

>>35641958
Just removing a little of the angry.

>>35641958
I think he's still going to be angry tree person, but just less blind rage and more focused.

Besides, Biggie being as pissed as he is is fucking with our Ice and Hydro.

>>35641920
I'm excited. So the plan is to reintroduce the fae into the world when the veil is weak right?

>>35641903
next thread when?

>>35641920
>its all a set up for a Halloween special
Fuck you. Next Thread when?

>>35642086
>Halloween special
When did I ever say it was a special? 100% canon.

Next thread Wednesday. 20:00 server-time.

>>35641920
I just hope you're not planning on having the Halloween thread coincide with the actual thread and have been running shorter threads to ensure that it does. It would be a giant kick in the nuts if you were trying to pull something like that.

>>35642124
>the Halloween thread coincide with the actual thread
coincide with the actual Halloween*

It's not cool to fuck with pacing for date gimmicks.

>>35641903
>we just signed up with the seelie court
>we just signed up to get rid of our rage
>we just bent the knee
>the nymph is still alive
This can't get much worse, is luci gonna show up and call is a small dick loser before fucking the nymph, Titania, the four stooges, and dryad. Then fuck off before we wake up right as edge lord uses us as a sacrifice for his powers?

>>35642147
We're gonna wake up in a burlap bag while Father Assrape puts the finishing touches on hex #2.

>>35642147
Don't forget emilia riding marcuses dick while watching us get throat slit

>>35642189
Not to mention three posts about how much Asher now cares about their relationship even more than he did last thread, even though we've not really talked to her since before the fashion show.

>>35642189
Speaking of Emilia, she's actually got some potential to be a full-stop counter to Marcus.

>Geo Master = gravity powers = crushing AoE speed debuff all around her or turning off gravity and making him float around
>AoE cold aura = reduced damage from heat
>Bulletproof enchant = further helping with damage reduction
>Vein, so he can't just lolBoneEatMagic to make it stop
Just a dozen or so more LIMIT and she'd be pretty damn good. So long as he doesn't kill her in her sleep or something, she'd probably be able to do pretty good against him.

>>35642217
What do you mean? She came out and talked to him every morning. Her and Xix are the only ones he's talked to since he started this druid stuff.

>>35641903
So I guess if we bring the fairy sisters with us, they'll eventually level up into minor elemental goddesses or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr2pcowl0Vw

You guys need to calm down.

>>35642268
Actually, I guess you're right. What do the others think of us by now, anyway?

>>35642287
>minor
No, that's what they already are, they wanna be the big four elemental goddess
I think, I'm not good at English and rhyming isn't helping

>>35642321
You're right.
Though Xera's the one that's talking the most about that.
She's also the only one calling herself a goddess.

>>35642353
An alchemist, with four elemental goddesses, a wyld unseelie huntsman, a Valkyrie, and a floran army. This actually sounds like shit from fairy tales

>>35642430
Alchemist! Human! Tree!

>>35642430
So when are we gonna grab another valkeryie, give them flaming swords, and have them guard nature? I hope I'm not fucking up this refrence

>>35642353
I guess we could teach them how to cool elemental transmutation combos? Like we could teach Evi and Xera how to Lava? Or Xera, Sappa, and Lunn how to make Lightning?

>>35642430
>donneth is our stealth specialist, in out and leaving only a splatter of blood where his target used to be
>Legna leads the floran army with an unbreakable shield and a sword that cuts through her enemies like butter
and asher piddles about still being horrible at combat

>>35642510
We will probably be the healer, we can heal plants right?

>>35642532
We can probably be an abomination and haphazardly string together magical parts and pieces. I'd much rather be that.

>>35642296
No.

>>35642564
As in lose an arm grab one of the enemies. attach that shit and keep rolling?

>>35642306
They're working on their own stuff. Probably think he's a fucking loon, but they already thought that anyway so it's not like anything's changed.

>>35642587
>Asher the immortal

>>35642624
>he turns into the patron saint of nature
>and the boogie man of the human army

>>35642660
People are cool so long as they don't fuck with the plants and stuff.

There's no way Asher isn't going to end up as some kind of fae something if we keep this up.

>>35642726
Or, you know, fuck with us, or show up while we're in a bad mood, or be funny to fuck with, or become part of an experiment, or something. You know, all the normal stuff.

>>35642776
I really want to fuck with Daedalus. Steal his mech designs and make flora knockoffs and then put banners on them that say "DAEDALUS A SHIT" and stuff.

>>35642726
That's why I said the human army, they are bound to take issue with turning everything into a rainforest and creating plant-life, also we are gonna be on the top of the Templar's PURGE list soon, though we could pretend to be a monk, they like monks right?

>>35642726
We probably already are a fae. Atleast some kind of mutt, and hell at this point half the fae court knows about us and likes us, that might be enough for minor deityhood

>>35642837
Nah. Didn't ya hear them? They're all calling us "the human" and the thread ended with saying that the tale of "Asher the Burnt and Donneth the Cold has just begun".

>>35642853
Then why the fuck are we rhyming? Is dran being a shit and doing this gay shit for shits and giggles? Is this all some dream bullshit for Halloween? The hell is going on?

>>35642879
Probably because we drank the water.

>>35642879
I'm telling you man, we're drowning right now, nymph bitch is still riding us hard. That or we're dead and are currently discovering the after-life is weird

>>35642897
Not even Dran's enough of a faggot to do that.

>>35642886
Then why are they acting like we get to leave? I was under the impression that eat or drink in faeland meant the doors are shut and you become the fae's plaything for all eternity

>>35642920
It's not your actual body that's there. This is all the equivalent to a lucid dream that you can't forcibly awaken from.

>>35642920
That reminds me, isn't time in the fae place really fucked and warped? Are we gonna wake up covered in vines and a birds nest in our hair and a rabbit hole underneath us?

>>35642955
Yes, every year in Tír na nÓg is 100 years in the real.

>>35642968
>We wake up
>Xix is standing there cramming nutrient paste down a feeding tube
>It's been two weeks

>>35642968
>1:100 ratio
Fuck, how long have we been here?

>>35642998
Hours. On the bright side, we know we haven't starved to death yet because our soul would start fizzling if our body died.

>>35642998
We still gonna be here for a while, they haven't taught us anything yet, and we still need to tell the queen of our adventures

>>35643013
Should we get fauna from one of the fae? Do saytrs count as fae? They hung out with nymphs right? They would know fauna

>>35643028
>wanting to spread the LIMIT even thinner
pls no

>>35642968
If we don't wake up even more grootified I'm gonna feel cheated

>>35643045
>thinner
It's all going into alchemy now though, we have Floramancy at an acceptable level, and we could give two shits about pyro and hydra right now, getting fauna up to mancy wouldnt be spreading it thin

>>35643074
>putting 7 points in a new spell wouldn't be spreading it thin
Are you serious right now?

>>35643128
>7
If we have a teacher it'll be cheaper, what was it with biggie? 4? And with Halloween coming up we're bound to get limit soon. Investing 4 into fauna isnt a horrible idea

>>35643171
Ok, let's assume we can get it for 4. We probably can't, because early mancy acquisition requires getting your soul fucked with, but I'll just assume that we can do it for some reason and ask what exactly you want Fauna for. Why do you think we need it? What do you seek to accomplish with it that it does better than putting those 4 points into something we already have? Why is it worth delaying Expert Alchemy by months while we get 4 more points? How would it be a bigger buff than taking Flora to Adept so that it becomes even more powerful? How would it be a bigger buff than taking Hydro to Adept so that it becomes a life magic, gives us Ice at effectively Expert rank, improves Aqua Perception, etc?

>the 31st has two fire festivals linked to Celtic mythos on it
>morgan has shit planned
Bye bye Chicago, we hardly knew yee

>>35643028
>Getting our shit kicked because we aren't getting our core spells to high enough grades
>Constantly being shown characters in quest going around wrecking everything because they focused on ~3 spells
>"Hey guys, how about we buy a new spell instead of improving our core of Alchemy+Summoning+Flora?"
Nah. Rushing either Alchemy or Summoning up to master grade right looks like the thing to do. Maybe getting both of them to Expert. -Maybe- get Flora up to adept if it will help out with the pant army thing more than Alchemy will point for point.

>>35643514
I know people get frustrated with it, but I think that Summoning might be what we want to get up to Expert first. It'd let us pump way more energy into them and, if nothing else, it'd make our Blink way cheaper.

>>35643545
Summoning could work out. I kinda wanna see what happens if we get Legna and Donneth way stronger. Having the fairy stooges turn into goddesses would be nice too.

>>35643436
>Chicago Fire 2: fae boogaloo

>>35643514
>-Maybe- get Flora up to adept if it will help out with the pant army thing more than Alchemy will point for point.
He nearly passed out from making the plant arm. I'd be surprised if he -didn't- need to get Floramancy Adept to do the plant army thing to any degree of competency.

>>35642897
half life 3 confirmed