>Mechanics: http://pastebin.com/MuXRzApY>MC: http://pastebin.com/TdBKC27p >Other Characters: http://pastebin.com/SCdW9jJi>Magic system: http://pastebin.com/jKt3dEkR>Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Harem%20Protag%20Quest> Thread 29 is here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33886129>Twitter: @HaremProtaGuide>Current Stats:>Protag Points: 275>Mana 40/40>Harem Status 5/13 You are John Galt and the current situation is as such. You are currently back to back to back with Melodiana and Ragsmuena, forming a small triangle in the middle of what you can only term a battle. It is not a fight or even a skirmish, but a real battle with hundreds of combatants on each side. Speaking of which, the two sides seem to be mostly composed of humans and angels, with the humans apparently defending the big city behind you and the angels attacking it. Neither side seems to have a real advantage against the other, except for one little fact. The humans appear to have what you would call a “Protagonist Squad” on their side. That means, in the long run that the angels are going to lose somehow, because this doesn’t look like a complicated enough universe for the good-guys to lose.
>>35612301Speaking of which, the “main” protagonist is currently engaged in combat with Elizasleyn, who seems to be doing ok at the moment, but she’s probably going to lose at some point simply because the plot demands that it’s necessary. Currently there is a bit of a lull in the battle around you, both angels and humans surprised by your sudden appearance, Ragsmuena’s sudden appearance and Melodiana suddenly splitting off from the other group. So what you’re thinking is that you should take advantage of the situation as best you can. But before that you feel something in your head. (Friends incoming) Huh, guess that means you’re getting reinforcements. You decide to:>Take out as many of those around you as you can. >Run through those around you, get to Elizasleyn and the other protag looking guy. >Run through those around you, take out the other protag looking people. >Other. Secondly, who appears beside you. (Pick three.)>Tatsuko>Chris>Akitsu>Karasuba>Akeno
>>35612301what a happy surprise was not expecting another so soon thank you based guide
>>35612335>>Take out as many of those around you as you can.>Karasuba>Tatsuko>Akeno
>>35612335>Run through those around you, get to Elizasleyn and the other protag looking guy. >Tatsuko>Karasuba>Chris
>>35612335>Run through those around you, get to Elizasleyn and the other protag looking guy.>Tatsuko>Akitsu>Karasuba
>>35612335>Tatsuko>Karasuba>Akeno>Take out as many of those around you as you can.
we are out number we need chris to give out tactical advice
>>35612335>Run through those around you, get to Elizasleyn and the other protag looking guy. >Karasuba>Tatsuko>Chris
>>35612335>Run through those around you, get to Elizasleyn and the other protag looking guy.>Tatsuko>Chris>Akitsu
Alright going to call it here. First: give me a D100 for ignoring those fuckers that might get in your way. Secondly: Would you like to spend 6pp and just get EVERYBODY since otherwise I'm going to flip a coin?
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>35612635
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>35612635
>>35612301Yeah!Time for Harem Protag Quest: where we spend so much time fucking our harem that we don't have any fucks left to give about our enemies.
>>35612635Sure spend the 6pp and get everybody.
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>35612635Depends on how much we lose anyway. If it's not a lot, sure.
>>35612635Sure. Spend that 6pp>>35612643Fuckers ignored
>>35612679Currently you are losing 0 pp a turn because its a frigging battle holy shit and the world is a bit distracted.
some class music to kick Will's ass tohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap1ea8bvMgw
Alright, calling for spending. Writing. And damn you guys are kicking butt to start out. >>35612643
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>35612708Good enough for me.
>>35612738At that roll we should be bowling chumps over.Aldo, which angel boons are we receiving atm?
>>35612766Well, you can see three of them. So you get those three. Mehisha's is the only one you aren't getting atm.
>>35612766Physical boost, passive healing and soul protection
>>35612766we getting 3 atm healing rezing and i cant rember what the angel of truth gives us
>>35612829>>35612823Melodiana gives you combat. Mehisha gives physical.
>>35612766If I recall, the three currently here provide>Mental protection + Death revival from Ragsmuena> Strength +1 from Melodiana>Heal 1 wound each 3 turns from Elizasleyn
>>35612860thanks for that
>>35612335It is with another one of those flashes that you see every last one of your currently rescued harem appear around you, all clearly ready for a fight. “You’ve been busy, haven’t you John,” says Melodiana as the sudden appearance of even more strange people causes most of the humans and even some of the angels to draw back even further. “Yeah,” you say even as you see some of the braver ones start to recover, “But let’s get to Elizasleyn before she gets hit by that guy.” “Right,” says Melodiana, suddenly turning and diving through a small group of angels, followed by Ragsmuena, both of them easily smashing them out of the way. “Follow her!” you yell to your group, who all promptly do as you ask, with you in the lead. Akeno and Akitsu provide the most immediate help, with both of them flinging lightning and ice around near indiscriminately, keeping most of the enemies back and taking out quite a few of them anyway. You’re next after Melodiana, but Karasuba is right beside you, giving you one of the biggest grins you’ve ever seen on her face. “You always take me to such great places lover,” she says, sword idly gutting someone dumb and unfortunate enough to still be in her way, “we must do this again.” “Maybe later,” you grunt, simply shouldering aside a human who was to petrified to move, “right now we have to get Elizasleyn.” Karasuba simply grins at you, slapping someone on the side of the head with her sword, which you find remarkably merciful until you realize she was just leaving them for Tatsuko to hit. Being in her berserker mode, even if she seems somewhat calmer than you remember her being, the poor angel goes flying through the air and disappears into the melee. Chris seems to be taking it relatively easy, simply pointing out the best groups for Akeno and Akitsu to scare away.
>>35613268Between your massive firepower and skill, the fact that the two sides are pretty intermingled and seeming unsure of what to do about you, you easily make your way to where the hammer guy and Elizasleyn are fighting. Thankfully she looks none the worse for wear yet, so as she dodges another swipe she darts for your group. “Thank god!” she says, managing to get behind the front that you, Karasuba and Tatsuko quickly form, “too much more of that and I would’ve had to kill you later.” “Yeah yeah,” you say, watching as the other protag dude is quickly backed up by his own little gang, which doesn’t look quite like a harem because there are quite a few male or plain monster looking people in it, but it’s still got quite a few ladies in it. There’s a brief pause as those unfortunate enough to be low ranking NPC’s back the hell away. There’s a twitch of movement from the other side, but nothing more. >Call out, see if you can get them to not fight you. >Fight them. >Tactical retreat. >Other.
>>35613308>>Call out, see if you can get them to not fight you
>>35613308>Fight them.LETS DO IT
>>35613308>>Call out, see if you can get them to not fight you.What is this even all about?
>>35613308>Other.stare down no talking but no fighting try to slowly back away
>>35613308>>Call out, see if you can get them to not fight you.DIPLOMACY! I can easily see this going places. BOTH good AND bad. At the same time even!
>>35613308>Fight them. Nobody swings weaponry at our angels
>>35613308>Fight them.Would be cool to see how we do against another protag, plus it would be rude to end karasuba's fun just yet.
>>35613308>>Call out, see if you can get them to not fight you.>Fight them when it fails
>>35613308>Fight them. Rip off our shirt and flex first, maybe a war cry too
>>35613308>Call out, see if you can get them to not fight you. Might as well do some talking first
>>35613308>Call out, see if you can get them to not fight you.
Why are they fighting the angels?
Aww. No fighting, Karasuba is going to be disappointed. Anyway, writing.
>>35613415>>35613409>>35613379>>35613375>>35613360I already voted to talk this out but i dont think it is in character for john to just wail on some people when real death is possible if he has no idea what the fight is even about even when his girls are involved We should try diplomacy IMO then if that fails kick some ass with riotous purpose and moral assurance.
>>35613308>>Call out, see if you can get them to not fight you.He might be of help to find our fourth angel
If we lose attraction points with Karasuba because of this shit ima be mad.
>>35613415>>35613440...Melodianas boost applies to flexing as well, huh? Damn.
>>35613561I Know it's something that physicaly pains her to hear, but not all things need to be solved with violence.
>>35613565already attacking one of our girlsThere's your moral assurance, only stopped because back up rolled in
>>35613625Ima be mad whether or not we lose attraction points
>>35613625The other way of thinking about it is that it's a topic for her use an excuse to fight and 'satisfy' her murder-lust-love which she can follow up with....Murder-cuddle-love time? I dunno.
>>35613761Another Karasuba make-up session? I'm down.
>>35613674Does not compute.
>>35613761>>35613858>"I'm going to stab you, lover boy.">"Please, dear, not now. Later.
>>35613921>Got into another fight with Karasuba today>Oh man, sorry to hear that.>Nah, it's all good. The sex after was amazing after all.>Heh, I hear that. Make up sex is great, yeah?>Make up sex? No, the fight was just the warm up for the sex
>>35613308>passing up a chance to fight our worthy rivalIt's like I don't even know you guys anymore.
Threadly reminder that the updated eBook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDbMissed the vote, but I can't wait for John to learn why they're fighting.>So Elizasleyn, Why is the protag trying to kill you?>Well, I think change is bad and I figured I'd destroy this city that's trying to make things better.>...>It was a sounded better in my head.
>>35614080We're not the protag in this world, he is. There's a very good chance he's got some plot armor on.
>>35614100he's wearing his final form armor he already has his plot armor on
>>35614100The Eushully world contains multiple games, and thus multiple protags.Chances are we just replaced another one.Plus, Wil and co lost to Rags three-four times.
>>35613308As the silence threatens to draw out into a fight, and Karasuba’s threadbare self-control continues to fray, you decide to try and keep the fighting to a minimum. This is kinda weird since you’re in a battle at the moment, but you’ve always been at least a little diplomatic before fighting. Lowering your sword and stepping forward, you raise your hand in what you hope is a placating gesture. “Hey,” you say, “So I know that we can all get in a big fight and stuff, but is there any chance you could you know, let us leave?” There’s silence from the other side, but you don’t feel it’s a bad one, just a surprised one. You’re about to raise your sword to defend yourself when a voice calls from the group. “They’re attacking us!” it yells angrily, “We didn’t want anything to do with this but your stupid angel friend thought we were a danger because she’s a stupid idiot!” You glance back at Elizasleyn, who nods. “It’s not my fault,” she says to you, glancing at the still apparently angry group, “It’s the plot, I just woke up here too.” Great, plot. You turn back to the group. “She says she’s sorry!” you yell back. You see the group muttering among themselves, there seems to be a group that wants to keep fighting, led by a small pink girl and a dark haired swordswomen, who are being argued against by a busty green clad elf. They seem to go back and forth a bit, but finally the dude takes control of them and steps forward. “I have no quarrel with you,” he says, “But Elizasleyn brought this fight to us, she needs to end it.”
>>35614100OUR FLEXING IS FAR MORE POWERFUL.
>>35614164You turn to Elizasleyn, who seems to be quivering a little bit. “No,” she says shaking her head, “I…I can’t. The plot won’t let me. It wants me to fight them. As long as they don’t want to let me go I can’t leave. And if I do…” she shudders even more, “Don’t make me be with him,” she says, nearly whimpering as she nods at him, “It’ll make me sleep with him.” Ahh…fuck. This is apparently an eroge. Options…>Fight.>Run.>Keep talking.>Make Elizasleyn follow the plot. >Other.
>>35614188FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>35614188>Yeah, no. Grab Elizasleyn by the ear and drag her away to tell her army to go home. She's supposed to be busy being one of our guardians.
>>35614188>>Keep talking."You do realize there is a driving reason that you have to be the one to end this, not her, don't you?"Stealth test for awareness.
>>35614188Time to rape fate in its' sweet shota ass.Humans in Kamidori have the stated power to defy fate, after all.
>>35614188>Fight.Warcry+WarflexIf only we had some warpaint
>>35614188>Fight.as we ready our sword tell them that we tried to do end this peacefully
>>35614236>>35614188I shouldn't like this plan, but I do. Let's do it!
>surprise Harem Protag QuestYou are too good for us Guide. Too good by far.>>35614188>Fight.They've been given the chance to walk away. If it's to be a fight then we crush them and leave.What all tricks can we bring to bear here?
>>35614188>>Keep talking.If he decides to attack:>>Fight
>>35614248>>35614253this then if he is an ass challenge him to a champion on champion duel to let her off.then kratsuba gets a kiss.
>>35614188>>Fight.Fight to a point. Once they yeld we can stop. If we can somehow make this a "supposed to lose" fight for them, then we increase our chances of success.
>>35614188Do they have Paraskevas yet? If so, we might be in for a bit of trouble.
>>35614304>>35614318Oh yeah. Kiss the engines of mayhem before we beat them into compliance.
>>35614334I like this plan. It'll placate the plot by not taking away his protag status, but we'll keep Elizasleyn safe.
>>35614188Kiss the Sereikei!
>>35614355We have Karasuba and Akitsu. I'd like to see Paraskevas and Karasuba fight it out honestly.It'll be one-sided towards Karasuba, but it would be nicce to watch.
>>35614396Eh, Paraskevas did effortlessly wipe out an entire map's worth of enemies in around a second, I wouldn't discount him so easily.
Alright, so it seems the plan is "Yeah no, sorry, can't do that." And then fight them until you can make it a necessary loss battle. And kissing your epic murder machines. >>35614415And then promptly never do it again because of story and game segregation. Yay!
>>35614415True, but a winged Akitsu might be able to block it or freeze it.We're trying to compare powerlevels between two different things with different systems though, let's just let Guide write it out and decide.
>>35614478>True, but a winged Akitsu might be able to block it or freeze it.They'd also have both Uya and Kohakuren by now, assuming Paraskevas' sonic scream wouldn't just shatter the ice into fragments small and fast enough to flense them.Stopping sounds good though.
>>35614432can we at least get a nod to >>35614248 if he fails the test and starts the fight I would be supper pleased.
>>35614188You turn back to the other guy, your course clear. “Sorry,” you say to him, “I can’t let you take her, she needs to come with me. I know there’s something making you do this though.” The boy looks at you and nods, “Yes, justice does,” he says, “Something you clearly don’t understand.” You sigh. Clearly he’s either not sentient or just hardheaded. “Right,” you say, turning towards your girls, “Karasuba, Akitsu,” you call your Sekirei over as the group behind you starts form up for battle. “Yes lover boy?” “Yes Ashikabi sama?” You don’t reply as they step forward, simply kissing both of them quickly on the lips. >-10 Mana, 30/40 left. “Try to leave them alive please,” you say as Karasuba comes down from the high they seem to get when you kiss them, Akitsu nodding even as she blushes. Everyone else looks at you a little funny as you step away from the two of them. “They get stronger when I do that,” you say to all of them. “Don’t care,” says Akeno, stepping forward and kissing you lightly on the lips, which is followed by everyone else.>-0 mana, but you’re pretty sure they’re all happier. Apparently the game finds this appropriate, as when you turn back to the opposing group, they’re all simply staring at you. “Right,” you say, “Let’s do this.”Pick your target. >Hammer dude.>Swordswoman. >Brown…mud girl?>Multi-tailed fox thing. >…Succubus?
>>35614845>>Hammer dude.>>Swordswoman. >>Brown…mud girl?>>Multi-tailed fox thing. >>…Succubus?ENGAGE THEM ALLWARFLEX
>>35614845>Hammer dude....We could probably take Aht too. I think this is before she started training.
>>35614845>>Hammer dude.pretty boy is mine
>>35614845>Hammer dude and Swordswoman. One of them makes magic stuff and uses runes, the other is really good at cutting things, together they make almost an entire John.
>>35614845>Hammer dude.>You turn back to the group. “She says she’s sorry!” you yell back. Gave me a laugh
>>35614890But anon, then you'd leave nothing for Karasuba to play with...
>>35614890Voting for Warflex.
>>35614922Then she better get to them before us.
>>35614845>>Hammer dude.WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL
>>35614908Could we perhaps learn from one another? From a wizard to another?
>>35614922Give her a warning "Its first come first serve" and just dive straight in!
>>35614922>>35614939It was a mistake to bring in backup, this would be a lot more fun with just John and the angels.
>>35614922it a race for her and us
>>35614845>Hammer dude.I'm kinda surprised nothing has been said from them about Melodiana suddenly coming to our side
>>35614845>Hammer DudeProtag fight!
>>35614845>>Hammer dude.Stop.Hammer time.
>>35614983Oops....I knew I forgot something. Anyway, looks like Protag fight it is!
>>35614986>Omae wa mou shindeiruWe need to use this line.Slap a shock rune onto his back mid-fight or something, I don't care how it's justified, but we need to use this line.
>>35615030Oh, and give me a 1d100.
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>35615132They see rollin'
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>35615132
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>35615132
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>35615132
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>35615132
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>35615132
>>35615151Not bad. Now give me...5d100.
Rolled 77, 94, 16, 69, 57 = 313 (5d100)>>35615190
Rolled 29, 85, 15, 39, 32 = 200 (5d100)>>35615190
Rolled 25, 83, 24, 78, 42 = 252 (5d100)>>35615190Come on orgy of violence!
Rolled 78, 93, 67, 71, 21 = 330 (5d100)>>35615190
Rolled 42, 45, 69, 71, 97 = 324 (5d100)>>35615190
Rolled 61, 72, 99, 99, 9 = 340 (5d100)>>35615190
Rolled 17, 18, 72, 24, 81 = 212 (5d100)>>35615190
Rolled 35, 94, 62, 57, 27 = 275 (5d100)>>35615190Fails incoming...
>>35615198>>35615207>>35615208Person three seems to have done particularly poorly, would kek if that's Karasuba.
>>35615198>>35615207>>3561520877, 94, 24, 78, 57. Not bad, not great. Writing.
>>35615234>dat 24Well someone got rekt.
>>35615213>dat unused double 99
>>35615190Lets hope someone remembered to geek the mage first. Ok, so I was tooled up with dark weapons for this fight, watch out for the angels getting hurt.
>>35615246Yeah, if only we'd used the second set of three rolls, right?
>>35615260He didn't use the 16 either
Rolled 83, 20, 47, 24, 61 = 235 (5d100)>>35615190Here we go!
>>35615338Too late, Sigmario.Better luck next time, eh?
How much do our Sekreis improve when we kiss them?
>>35615338A bit slow m8
>>35615338About five minutes late, but nice try anyways.
>>35615385They're combat abilities double if i recall. Karasuba goes from +120 combat to +240 iirc
>>35615385I think Karasuba doubles her physical stat or somewhere thereabouts, So I'd assume Akitsu is roughly the same.
Rolled 74, 17, 81, 92, 32 = 296 (5d100)>>35615391I don't know if we ever learned Akitsu's but if I recall right Karasuba gets double on combat bonuses.
>>35615429oops, forgot to turn off dice.
>>35615381Damn phone not updating...
>>35615432yep feel the over poweredness of karasuba
>>35615432>Karasuba has gained, “Sekirei’s Kiss” For a cost of five mana and the time and ability to kiss her, she gains a 2x Modifier on all combat rolls. If her bonus is 125, it goes to 250 etc.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31876424/#p31878269And that shit is before any magic is added.
>>35615507Yeah, but she isn't a protagonist (and neither are we in this setting) so im thinking this could still go pretty badly.
>>35615507>>35615510No, this shit goes way, way beyond any OPness she had in the source material.As we operate on a d100 system, this means that if she gets a kiss someone who was fighting equally or slightly better against her now has literally no chance of winning or even hitting.
>>35615510If she got the 94...
>>35615581Such is the power of love.
>>35615597I'm thinking that was Akitsu.
>>35615604>>35615605I just don't think Guide put much thought into it, is all.
>>35615669Well, originally it was a mechanic to keep Karasuba much stronger than us, even after we reached SWOLE status, so we weren't steamrolling the teacher at her full strength on the second week of school.Now it just means that she can murder anything that doesn't have plot armour equipped.
>>35614845You glance at Karasuba, who seems to be breathing heavily. “I got the hammer guy,” you say. “Sword-girl is mine,” she says, grinning. “The one with the most victories wins,” you say. “You’re going to owe me a massage lover boy,” she says, “Or that wrestling match.” “You’re on,” you say, then everything seems to happen at once. You dash forward, heading straight for the hammer dude, who seems to have the same idea about you. You’re faster than him, but you’re sure that hammer will hurt if he manages to hit you with it. But your sword work manages to push him back. Out of the corner of your eye you see the brown mud girl move to intercept Tatsuko, both of them yelling like demons. “Uyaaahhhh!” yells the girl “Raaaaaaggggghhhh!” yells Tatsuko. The two of them don’t so much start fighting as there is the sound of two mountain colliding, a massive wave of force coming from the two of them as their fists collide. It seems like nothing is happening, but then you see the mud girls arm buckle a little. You grin. That’s your Tatsuko. You see Chris break past everyone, going for a pair of short kids with bows, who immediately start moving back, trying to get away from her. However she’s faster than they are, closing with two rapiers in her hands. Actually scratch that, she’s throwing them as fast as she can. They cry out as they’re both hit repeatedly still being pursued. Melodiana moves to intercept the succubus girl. However this seems to go badly for her, as the girl seemingly knows her tricks. Dodging a jab from her spear, the cat-girl swings a wind up punch, hitting Melodiana in the side, causing her to cry out. That doesn’t look good.
>>35615840Ragsmuena does better, taking the fox thing. In addition to her scythe, she seems to be chucking bits of darkness at him, well you think it’s a him anyway. He doesn’t seem to be doing so hot, unable to get close and when he does he doesn’t seem to be hurting her very much, if at all. Finally, Akeno and Elizasleyn have engaged the elf chick and the pink girl in a long range magic duel, including the magical arrows that seem to be flying around. As for Akitsu and Karasuba… Well, the sword-girl tried to put up a fight, but Karasuba simply jumped forward and smashed through her attempted block, overwhelming her with sheer power, flinging her across the ground in a heap. Then she turns to a giant creature that looks vaguely like something that would come from the sea, a manic grin on her face. Meanwhile Akitsu is…Akitsu is at the same time nearly freezing what appears to be a girl made out of water and fighting off a lady with many tails on her who’s flinging fire at her as fast as she can. Despite this she looks almost bored and is steadily pushing them back. “Yuella!” screams the protag, before turning to you. “How?” asks the hammer guy, “How can you be so strong?”>Attack him again. >Tell him he can’t win. >Ask him to surrender.>Other.
>>35615868>Other.'By doing 100 pressups, 100 situps and 10km running every day, for three years.'
>>35615868>Other."Because I'm not fighting for myself."
>>35615868>Ask him to surrender.
>>35615868>>Ask him to surrender."Nothing is stronger than love. Didn't you know? Stand down, before this carries on longer."
>>35615868>"Because I know for certain what I'm fighting for.">Ask him to surrender.
>>35615868This >>35615901+ >Ask him to surrender.Telling him he can't win is just begging for a deus ex machina or something to happen.
>>35615901we got stronger in like 5 months not 3 three years
>>35615901Support.After this continue to attack.
>>35615926>Ask him to surrender.I'll go wid anons line>>35615926
>>35615908Second.we're the real hero here.
>>35615971>not getting the reference
>>35615840>Melodiana getting wreckedYeah, should have figured. She kept dying when I used her in latter levels too.
>>35616043She'd be a lot better if she had alternate costumes like the main heroines, just keep stacking buffs and stat increases.
Alright so...looks like it's a combo of "I know what I'm fighting for" and asking him to surrender.And give me...2d100.
Rolled 27, 94 = 121 (2d100)>>35616122
Rolled 4, 82 = 86 (2d100)>>35616122
>>35615908forth we should clearly imply there is no dishonor or danger in yielding to us.
Rolled 47, 42 = 89 (2d100)>>35616122
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>35616122
Rolled 17, 50 = 67 (2d100)>>35616122rollen
Rolled 5, 63 = 68 (2d100)>>35616122
Rolled 92, 37, 70, 32, 54, 4, 82, 30, 59, 96, 24, 3, 86, 46, 62, 68, 3, 47, 21, 41, 89 = 1046 (21d100)>>35616122CHARISMA
>>35616136>>35616138>>3561616647 and 94. Good for your girls, not so much for you. Writing.
>>35616136>>35616166First roll falls a bit short, but the second one is blown out of the park
>>35616136>>35616138>>3561616647, 94Oh. Well, hope that first roll had a low DC.
Rolled 17, 78 = 95 (2d100)>>35616122rolling to crit
>>35616195Son of a bitch!
>>35616043This is the angel fight. Sharty probably has a dark weapon
>>35616197At least the dice have their priorities straight.
>>35616197Inb4 Karasuba kills them all for us.
>>35616229Oh, I know it's the Angel fight. I'm just not all that surprised that it's Melodiana that's doing badly.
Guide is kill?
>>35616441give him another 5 minutes at least.
>>35616441No, but John might be.Hey, if we die does Hammerguy keep our harem?
>>35616537Doubt a 47's enough to off us, especially given we can throw up 5 mana defense+ runes.
>>35616537>John>dieHe'll just get up again after a bit.
>>35616537No, we get punted back to Slendere's office and she laughs at us for failing so badly.Oh, and our angels get creampied by Will, so we can come back after we die several times as long as you're fine with that.
>>35616537can't die, Ragsmuena's nearby
>>35616597>and our angels get creampied by WillThrice for Melodiana, iirc.
>>35616601Oh, right, I forgot we had the angel buffs.
the waiting sucks
>>35616741It's always worth the wait though.
>>35616537we won't be dead, but it's going to hurt quite a bit. Probably not as much as a Karasuba stabbing though
>>35615868“Because I know what I’m fighting for,” you say as he presses you hard, putting you on the back foot but not quite managing to cause any real damage to you, “And it’s not for me.” “I fight for my friends!” he yells, pushing you back through brute strength and a weapon you can’t block easily, “I don’t fight for myself.” He manages a couple good hits with the hammer, which hurt, but not nearly as badly as you’ve been before. “But you don’t fight for love,” you say, managing to finally get enough distance between the two of you for both of you to see what’s happening in the rest of the battle. Tatsuko is whaling on the brown mud girl, who seems to be trying to fight back, but isn’t doing very well. Chris has pinned the two little kids to the ground with rapiers, they don’t seem to be dead at least and is currently chasing the elf girl around. Melodiana seems to have recovered from the initial blow she received, casting her own sphere of light and casting it at the succubus, who takes the hit just as well as Melodiana took hers, which means not at all. Ragsmuena seems to be doing just fine against the fox. Surprisingly, Elizasleyn is only going after the pink girl now, but you see that’s because Akeno is…trading lightning with a fucking dragon. And not doing too bad it seems. Karasuba is…wrecking the giant creatures shit, it’s too slow to catch her and she seems to be able to cut it with impunity. Meanwhile, the water girl is up to her neck in ice, somehow managing to cry at the same time, while the fox lady is only keeping back the approaching frost by literally burning everything around her with intense heat. She seems to be losing. “If you fight for your friends, you should surrender,” you say to the boy, “we have no need to fight you, we just wish to leave. Or my friends can finish defeating yours and then you’ll go down as well.” 1/3?
>>35617026The other protag looks around, seeing his friends losing to yours. “Fine,” he says, “I surrender, I just ask you don’t hurt my friends.” “I don’t hurt anyone who doesn’t deserve it,” you say to him, “Now get your friends to stop fighting while I do the same for mine.” It takes a few minutes and you nearly have Karasuba try to take your head off, but in the end you get your side, who for the most part are simply breathing heavily, and his side, who are all variously rather beaten up, split up once more. At some point you also realized that the two armies had withdrawn from your fight, both of them now waiting off to their respective sides. “What now?” asks the boy. “Now we leave,” you say, looking around, “just as soon as Elizasleyn makes her army leave.” “I think I can…” she says, turning to the assembled angels and waving her staff at them, communicating with them somehow, as they all suddenly turn and begin flying off. She turns back to you. “I told them we had proved our point and that I would handle negotiations from here,” she tells you. “Right,” you say, turning to the guy, “I think we’re done here.” “What, no demands?” he says, clearly expecting something from you. “No,” you reply, “I just wanted my girls back.” “Your girls?” he asks you, looking at the two angels and the reaper, “Why are they yours?” “Long story,” you say, shrugging, “Maybe someday I’ll let you hear it.” He opens his mouth to say something, but then closes it and shakes his head. “I’m not sure what to think of you,” he says, just as you feel a shift starting. “Most people don’t,” you say, just as there’s another massive flash.
>>35617050You come to, standing off to the side of what you think is another battle. Mehisha seems to be alone, if massively powered up, fighting against a bunch of people and monsters by herself. She seems to be holding on right now, but they’re pressing her hard. Unlike the last battle, these people have a…dark air about them, even if they do seem to be the protagonists. >SURPRISE ATTACK MOTHERFUCKERS!>Join Mehisha, straight fight. >Try and talk to them.>Other.
>>35617070>>SURPRISE ATTACK MOTHERFUCKERS!
>>35617070>SURPRISE ATTACK MOTHERFUCKERS!
>>35617070SUPRISE ATTACK! GIT GUD SCRUBS
>>35617070>SURPRISE ATTACK MOTHERFUCKERS!If the Sekirei have powered down kiss them again.
>>35617070>>SURPRISE ATTACK MOTHERFUCKERS!Gotta relieve some of the pressure before we even attempt to talk this out.
>>35617070>>SURPRISE ATTACK MOTHERFUCKERS!No time to waste.
>>35617070>SURPRISE ATTACK MOTHERFUCKERS!A nu cheeki breeki iv damki!
Surprise attack.Peek-a-boo, motherfuckers.
>>35617070>SURPRISE ATTACK MOTHERFUCKERS!spinning backhand to any protaganists in our way, move forward, hug our angel girl, fuck off back to Slendereland
>>35617070>SURPRISE ATTACK MOTHERFUCKERS
>>35617172if you think thats bad....
>>35617218I think I just went into /k/ardiac arrest.
>>35617218What are you talking about? Borderlands is a perfectly sensible excuse to make a gun like that. He just lacks the Scorpio Turret for resupply.
>>35617070>>SURPRISE ATTACK MOTHERFUCKERS!DYNAMIC ENTRY!
Alright. Looks like we're going to talk this one out too...Oh wait never-mind.SURPRISE ATTACK MOTHERFUCKERS
>>35617218I like the Nitro 600 the most.It's a great handgun for self-defense if you're mugged by a T-rex that's wearing kevlar.
>>35617218I have more somewhere around here
Motherfuckers almost thought this slipped me by, no sir. Catching upWhy am I always late to this shit?
>>35617218Or how about this amazingly safe picture.
>>35617372I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard.
>>35617443Even assuming that gun is unloaded and the safety is on, which I doubt, that's still retarded, I hope this faggot shot himself.
>>35617218That looks like something you can build in Payday2.
>>35617583Niggers gonna nig.
/tg/, now in /k/ flavour.
>>35617715we some time come in /fit/ as well
>>35617715You dont even need other boards
>>35617070>SURPRISE ATTACK MOTHERFUCKERS!Best not be after our waifu. Faggots.
>>35617070Looking at the people…and things, that are attacking Mehisha, you don’t even hesitate. “Hit them now,” you say, drawing Karasuba and Akitsu in for quick kisses, “Take these guys out.” Nobody else hesitates this time, a sudden wave of holy attacks, lightning and a small avalanche of ice impacting the rear of the small attacking horde, wiping out most of the smaller monsters that are crowding around. The rest are wiped out as you and Karasuba hit them, closely followed by Tatsuko, Ragsmuena, Mehisha and Chris, all of you grim faced and serious. Well, Karasuba is the most serious she can be when she gets to kill stuff. As the tide of the little battle turns in an instant, you see Mehisha’s eyes light up, clearly glad to see you. Her halberd comes down, slashing one of those few still standing, most of who look like humans, with just a few monsters left. This group quickly falls back, licking their wounds as the rest of you gather around Mehisha. “It is very good to see all of you,” says Mehisha, who appears to be slightly beaten up, but still on her feet, “I would not have lasted much longer.” “I’m just glad you’re ok,” you say to her, giving her a quick kiss on the cheek, which causes her to blush. “Who are these guys?” you ask, “What do they want?” “They want…me,” she says, turning to them, “I possess a power in this world that they need. They mean to take it by the only means they can, which is force.” “Do you think you could get us out of here?” you say, gesturing to your group. “Yes,” she says, looking, “but it will take me some time since I’m wounded.” “Right,” you say, turning to the other group, which appears to be making preparations to attack. >Pre-emptive strike, you’re in better shape than they are, you can take em. >Defend. You just need to hold them off until Mehisha is done. >Stall. Talking is a good distraction right?>Other.
>>35617883>>Pre-emptive strike, you’re in better shape than they are, you can take em.
>>35617883>>Defend. You just need to hold them off until Mehisha is done.We are in better shape so it should be easier than normal.
>>35617883>OtherChris you direct the battle.
>>35617883>>Pre-emptive strike, you’re in better shape than they are, you can take em.They came for our waifu.We come for them.And also we can do fighting retreat back to Mehisha if we have to, instead of starting right where she is.
>>35617883>Stall. Talking is a good distraction right?>>Other.Both. SEDUCE THEM.MAKE MY HAREM GROW!
>>35617948I second this.
>>35617883>Defend. You just need to hold them off until Mehisha is done.
>>35617883>>Pre-emptive strike, you’re in better shape than they are, you can take em.Continue the bounce.
>>35617883>>Pre-emptive strike, you’re in better shape than they are, you can take em.I'm in the mood for further violence.
>>35617883>Defend. You just need to hold them off until Mehisha is done.Unless the protagonists have some secret BS move.
>>35617883>Stall. Talking is a good distraction right?Everyone, these are the BAD GUYS! If we give them a chance to talk they literally have no choice but to launch into a monologue. STALL!
>>35617912Pre emptive strike
>>35617948Not bad. Seconding.
>>35618016Changing vote to this.
>>35617883>Pre-emptive strike, you’re in better shape than they are, you can take em.
>>35617883>Pre-emptive strike, you’re in better shape than they are, you can take em. And this >>35617948
>>35617883Alright, looks like a Pre-emptive strike with a side of Chris leading. Writing.
>>35617883>Turn to monsters and deadpan: "You have fucked up now. You have Fucked. Up.", then proceed with the furious ass-beating.
>>35617883Damn, we went through those mooks like nothing.
>>35617948>>35617968>>35618016>>35618050>>35618052>>35618054>>35618084>>35618090I do not have a reaction image for that feel when your write in wins.Thanks guys.
>>35618136It was a good idea, therefore it should have been picked. You earned it.
>>35618136It's a good feel. You earned it.
>>35618136I keep forgetting that Chris is supposed to be our tactician. Thanks for remembering about our special girl.
>>35618136here you go
Rolled 17 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>35618183
Rolled 36 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>35618183>>35618204
Rolled 45 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>35618204
Rolled 99 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>35618183
Rolled 90 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>35618204
Rolled 2 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>35618183doing it right?
Rolled 66 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>35618204Mmm'kay.
Rolled 1 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>35618204
Rolled 82 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>35618183Alri->>35618222Okay.
I fail at dice rolling.
>>35618222Three seconds too late...
Rolled 89 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>35618204they see me rollin
Rolled 34 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>35618234
>>35618204So how many points do we need to burn to take >>35618222 ?
>>35618213>>35618218>>35618219>>35618222>>35618225>>35618229>>35618231>>35618234So, from this massive cluster of voting caused by my firefox browser, we will be taking the 99. Writing.
>>35618222My roll... why are you late...
>>35618213>>35618218>>35618219Well, that was underwhelmi->>35618222>>35618225Dammit, dice gods.
>>35618222Can we spend Protag Points to use this roll? I would feel much happier and safer about it.
>>35618267Do us proud, Christiane!
>>35618267>>35618269BASED GUIDE YOU TURN THE TABLES ON THE DICE GODS!
>>35618267>So, from this massive cluster of voting caused by my firefox browser, we will be taking the 99.>Writing.Our DM is an awesome DM
>>35618273That reminds me, have we been losing the usual PP from being here?
>>35618379Giant plot-heavy battles distract the universe enough so we don't have to spend points.
because this is gonna be epic have some epic musichttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gGgM5gGO18
>>35618777>>35618790RIP. Our Guide was a based Guide.
>>35618777I'm sure you'd know better than us, Nurgle.
>>35618777>>35618790He was too based for this board.
>>35617883 “Chris,” you say, turning to your tactician girlfriend. “Attacking or defending?” she asks you. “Attacking, now,” you say. “They’re heavy on physical combatants,” she says glancing about, “Close combat dependent. We need everyone who’s ranged to make them keep their heads down.” “Surely they’ve got a few ranged people,” you say, looking at them. “I’m sure there are a few but I don’t see…” something catches Chris’s eye, “Sniper,” she says. “Where?” you ask, looking. “Not far enough away,” she says, “But I’m not pointing her out yet.” “So, what do you suggest then?” “Elizasleyn, Akeno, and Akitsu lay down as much of their power as they can,” she says, “I’ll take out the sniper, everyone else moves together, fights close. Everything else will depend on how they fight.” “Right,” you say, “Let’s do it.” You quickly explain the plan to everyone else, just in time for the other side to break cover, moving towards you in a ragged line. “Go, now!” yells Chris, even as you see an especially elongated rapier appear in her hand, the strangely shaped weapon suddenly flying through the air as you hear a rifle shot ring out. The bullet misses, hitting the ground near Chris’s feet. By the scream you hear from the enemy side, Chris didn’t.
>>35618874can i get im traped in a glass case of emotions
>>35618920The other side stops briefly concern on a few faces, just in time for your girls to lay into them with ranged attacks. Akeno and Elizasleyn, supplemented by Melodiana and Ragsmuena’s less directly impressive but still workable abilities, cause a heavy toll on them. But it’s Akitsu’s attack, which is an avalanche of sharp icicles, which absolutely devastates them. As the rest of you approach them, the ranged fire splitting off to take more specific targets, what’s left of the enemy, all of whom are wounded, stand up and try to fight. It doesn’t go very well for them. For one, Karasuba is still running on your kiss and with most of them gimped in at least one leg, none of them are fast enough. Except one, he seems to be nearly jumping around, but Ragsmuena takes care of him by teleporting directly behind him, scythe in hand. “Boo,” she says deadpan, right into his ear, causing his eyes to go wide before she takes his legs out from under him. All around you the enemy is down, not really ever having a chance. But one last one is up on his feet, bleeding from multiple wounds but still defiant. He must be the protagonist. “No…” he growls, “We can’t lose, not now, not after all we’ve done!” You close, sword in hand. “I think you can,” you say, “because nobody else is standing.” “No,” he says, “NO!” He comes at you, strange blades and weapons appearing from the blood dripping from him. Coming from multiple angles and directions, most normal swordsmen would have had little chance. Thankfully you are not a normal swordsman. Slipping through the attack, your sword slicing a few, you then manage to plant it right through his chest, causing him to cough up blood. “No…” he says once more. “Yes,” you say grimly, watching him blink stupidly from the pain. Then there’s a flash.
>>35618946And that's the thread!A better run tonight I think, at least I wrote more this time. Hope you enjoyed it, questions, comments and concerns like normal here!
>>35618989Thanks for another great thread, Guide!
>>35618989I love you based guide!!!
>>35618989Great run Guide! Thanks for the thread.So, how many massages/wrestling matches do we owe Karasuba from that bet?
>>35618989Thanks for the thread!
>>35618989Thanks for the run Guide.
>>35618989you are gods based one and i love you
>>35618989I love you GuideAll the homosexAll of it
>>35618989How many rounds does each Sekirei kiss last for?
>>35618989Thanks for running, Guide. Tonight was great fun.I look forward to the next thread, and hope your school life doesn't chew you up too badly~
>>35618989Great thread as always.How many rescue scenes dose that count as for each angle?
>>35618989Thanks for the surprise thread Guide. It was great and, per usual, I'm looking forward to the next one.Much love man.
>>35618989Thanks for the run
>>35619014>>35619017>>35619022>>35619028>>35619030>>35619047>>35619080>>35619114>>35619151Thanks guys!>>35619034>>35619037>>35619022>>35619114I uh, love you too anons. But in a platonic friend like manner, sorry. >>35619023You only bet one, so you should be ok. >>35619054Between 2 and however many I feel like based on plot. >>35619096Uh, not sure what you mean. But you lose zero PP. If you mean do you have to rescue them again, no, there was only the one scene for all of them.
>>35618946>“No…” he growls, “We can’t lose, not now, not after all we’ve done!”Coming from someone who never did the vn, should I be--No. I take it back. They went after Mehisha. Nothing justifies it.
>>35619208I am >>35619096 the question was the latter though the former is good to know
>>35619208Any inkling of when the next thread will be?
>>35619253The answer is no on both accounts anon, as someone who has done the game. There are three "routes" in it, the Angel, Human and Devil route. They were on the third.
>>35619307Maybe next Thursday or Friday. We'll see.
>>35619308>The answer is no on both accounts anon
>>35619327Sweet. Good night everyone. It was great fun.
>>35618946>“Boo,” she says deadpan, right into his ear, causing his eyes to go wide before she takes his legs out from under him.It was all so grim I almost didn't notice, but did she just make a joke?We're growing on her.
>>35619447Yes. Yes she did anon.
>>35619327Thanks for running, bud. Good to have you back.
>>35619536Someone deserves a snuggle.
>>35619578Snuggle Rags and Akistu at the same time.
>>35619639>Implying Tatsuko isn't in the pile>Implying they all won't be in the pile, one day
>>35619639>Tats wouldn't be left outMother of God.
>>35619639>Snuggle all the girls at the same time
>>35619678>>35619702>>35619710Tatsuko doesn't mind sharing....She just wants her fair share. So, yeah, you'd be snuggled eventually.
>>35619740We'd need a snorkel to keep from suffocating.
>>35619740It...it doesn't work quite like that anon. Sure, you could probably have a big enough bed for all of them, but there's just not enough area on your body to snuggle them all properly at the same time.
>>35619771>Sure, you could probably have a big enough bed for all of them, but there's just not enough area on your body to snuggle them all properly at the same time.>>35619763>We'd need a snorkel to keep from suffocating.So we get a snorkel. Train Galt in meditative breathing. The harmony of cuddlebed will come to us.
>>35619771We need some sort of enchantment snuggle distributer, where we can spread equal amounts of quality snuggling across larger surfaces
>>35619802>Somewhere down the line, the Goddess because our waifu>Acquiring eldritch abomination as our dearly beloved>Become eldritch abomination that can cuddle every waifu>At once>Forever
>>35619845>>35619842>>35619802>>35619801And this is why I love you guys. What's your biggest worry?Is it that you're currently being attacked by something you know little about?Fuck no, you're more worried about finding ways to cuddle all your waifu's at once.
>>35619889/tg/ - Loving & being loved first, saving the world second.
>>35619889>Fuck no, you're more worried about finding ways to cuddle all your waifu's at once.Love is the true struggle, the true challenge.The other's just a bitch. You ain't gonna lot a bitch get the better of you, will you? Did not thank so.
>>35619889aaaand I missed this thread.having caught up, I'm really sad I wasn't there to see it pan out. I love battles.On the other hand, all these waifus. All these fights. Preventing the plot from taking our angel? /tg/ did good.>Fuck no, you're more worried about finding ways to cuddle all your waifu's at once.you're god damned right we are. Too many of them need hugs and we have to give them.
>>35619889of course. Being attacked by something mysterious is simple enough to figure out a solution to, it'll just be hard to actually do.Cuddling fifteen girls at one time? that's difficult
Wasn't expecting a thread today, what a nice surprise!>Fuck no, you're more worried about finding ways to cuddle all your waifu's at once.Beating up people is easy, bending the laws of space and time is hard!>>35620274One problem I can see with our current sleeping arrangement is that the bed is a flat surface. If we enchanted a bed that allows us to float in midair it would double the available surface area for waifu snuggling, as well as permit other uses. Increasing John's physical size would also help in that regard while increasing the reach of his limbs and the maximum boundaries of the waifusphere.From there we simply have to estimate how much surface contact with John is required to be considered snuggling. The physical size and manual flexibility of each waifu will have to be taken into account as that affects the achievable density. I expect that no more than two layers will be possible so that waifus on the outer layer can reach past the inner layer. For optimum thermodynamic efficiency waifu convection would also require a minimum of space so that waifus can migrate past each other and between layers. The four angels present a unique challenge in that their wings take up a lot of space but also have insulating properties which will have to be accounted for, and care must be taken so that fluffiness does not reach critical mass.
This is what I get for sleeping in the afternoons. One of the only settings I have intel on (Kamidori), and I sleep right through it.Great thread nonetheless, Guide.